The Keith Edwards Show - Trump Rages as South Park Mocks His “Tiny” Secret

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Keith Edwards discusses how South Park takes on America’s chaos with its latest satire. The episode skewers the military’s takeover of Washington, mocks Trump’s insecurity about his tiny penis, and lampoons Apple’s Tim Cook by having him present Trump with a gift of solid gold.

Are we got some breaking news? South Park just aired their latest episode where they went scorched earth on Donald Trump and his authoritarian takeover of DC. I've got a couple clips here. I'm not going to give the whole thing away. It's in case you want to watch the episode, but I do have some clips here. First is South Park showing what DC looks like now because of Donald Trump. I have to skip this part because they show, I believe I will get demon. monetized. If I show, they show, they show Donald Trump's. Oh, there it is. I hope that doesn't get me demonized.

But they are depicting Donald Trump's very small penis. I think they do it again here. Yep, we're just not going to show it. We're not going to show it. But if you want to watch it, they show it on South Park. They show all of that on South Park. Now, that is literally what it looks like here. Like, when you go in D.C., this is what you're greeted with. This is Wolf Blitzer saying, this is what I saw. I drove by Washington, D.C.'s Union Station this morning. It's absolutely a hort that this is what our nation's capital looks like now because of Donald Trump. Military trucks in the street. And I do have some commentary about how this is really just all for show in some ways. And I don't think otherwise not. J.D. Vance said to this, this is a major improvement over drug gains and streaming. Verence.

Verrence. Who the hell says verrants? Vagrants. sorry, Reagan's. Thank God, we've got good people willing to bring safety back to the nation's capital. Oh, my God. Okay. And so then this really just shows that this is just all for show in some ways. Because listen to what this National Guardsman said. Have they told you anything about your mission, like what you're supposed to be doing around Union Station, at least? Just helping out with local law enforcement.

Are you carrying any firearms? No. official tells CNN that so far, guardsmen on the street in D.C. are not armed and have not been requested to carry firearms. The official says they'll be prepared to arm if they get the order. When asked if they will deploy to high crime areas of the city, the official said, quote, that's not the request. Have they told you anything? So there's actual areas in D.C. that could use some extra policing. And what they're doing instead is just having these guardsmen, national guardsmen, up in places where they can be

seen. They're not carrying any weapons. So it's literally all just for show. And this guy actually looks like he just could, wishes he would be anywhere else. All right. We have more from the South Park episode here where I hope, I mean, God, South Park just loves to show pictures of Donald Trump's animated penis. And I hope they don't do it here. Mr. President, you have so many great ideas. Your leadership is truly beyond anything we have ever had in this country. And you do not have a small penis. Ah, thank you.

On behalf of the state of Florida, I'd like to give you this gift, a silver-plated space shuttle. Next. Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry are so innovative, and you definitely do not have a small penis. Ah, thank you. Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple. Next.

Mr. President. Your idea's incredible. You do not have smart penis. Now, I love that they made in front of Tim Cook for doing that thing that we talked about on the channel last week, where he just, you know, completely gave himself over to fascism in order to make a buck for his company. It's something I think Steve Jobs would have rolled over for. But I had to say that I think this really is working. And the reason why I think it's working is because Donald Trump hasn't said a goddamn thing about it.

normally Donald Trump likes to get in fights with people where he thinks he can win or he thinks he can have some sort of edge. I don't think he wants to even draw attention to this because it's hurting him so badly. That's why I think. Now, back to J.D. Vance, here's what Mark Elias said to say about the Union Station crap that's going on. J.D. Vance acts like he is afraid to walk outside Union Station. I mean, there is something very, you know, alpha male about.

a lot of the things that are doing right now, the protecting the Epstein files, the, the, the, the, the ripping, you know, people off of mopeds and grabbing them and tackling them with nine or 10 people. The, frankly, the, the, the chasing down a guy who threw a sandwich, I suspect most of the Manosphere thinks the guy who threw the sandwich was hilarious. And the idea that the White House made this big video of it is quite, you know, non-masculine. And then, like I said, the whole way they are treating Washington, D.C., I mean, I walk down the streets of Washington, D.C. every day and, you know, don't have secret service surrounding me. So there is

something, I think, that Donald Trump's administration has lost the plot over around this. And Republicans know it. And they know that they are in political trouble on this issue. And I suspect that they also know they're in political trouble on the broader set of masculine issues. I mean, the whole reason why the National Guard is in Washington, D.C. is because some dwee be teenage kid named Big Balls got beat up. Now, I just want to remind all of you that if you did like that moment with Sandwich Guy, I am selling merch that is kind of representing that moment based off of Banksy's art. And the great thing about this is 50% of all proceeds from this stuff is going to be going to a local D.C.

Homeless shelter and it's going to be feeding the homeless. So if you are feeling inspired and you can either wear it or you can get a poster, I wanted to have both options. Some people don't want to put their politics on their, on, you know, in public, which I totally get. And other people don't mind. So there are two options here for you. But Mark Elias is right that this is so anti-anty alpha, what they're trying to promote here. And here is J.D. Vance. This is, to me, the most chilling part of all this is J.D. Vance really just admits that this is the beginning, not that. the end. So your pal Gavin Newsom calls this an abuse of power, that this is just a power grab, and this is all stunt for show, and that you all are going to roll through other cities. You've heard things about, oh, martial law is going to be declared into that, you say? Well, first of all, how is it a power grab or how is it a stunt when we've already declined murders by 35% in nine days? How many people are living and breathing today because Donald Trump had the willpower to say,

You know what? We're sick of D.C. It's a power grab because D.C. elects its leaders. And D.C., D.C.'s leaders are supposed to govern. Not the president. Not the Senate. Not Pambandhi. That's why it's a power grab.

That's why this is insane. Being a home to lawlessness, we're going to bring some public order back to the nation's capital. So what I would say to Gavin Newsomber to anybody else in some of these big blue states or big blue cities is you can have, law and order, you can have common decency, you can have public spaces that young families can go to again. So your pal gap... Yeah, so he doesn't answer the question. Notice that? He kind of sidesteps it.

I kind of feel like we know what's going to happen next. This is just the beginning. And it's this road show is going to New York. It's going to Philly. It's going to Detroit. It's going to any blue city where they feel like they can start to control.

the citizens through military force disgusting but I'm grateful that South Park is one of the few brands and corporations that's actually standing up to this shit who knew it would be South Park

so I look forward to every Wednesday now because at least there's 30 minutes of someone actually fighting this the way it should be thank you for watching if you like this video please hit like if you're not subscribe please consider subscribing and I'll see you next time Thank you.