The Kristian Harloff Show - Bears, Aliens and The Ultimate Warrior | The Big Thing

Episode Date: June 3, 2021

Today's episode gets deep! We talk about Aliens and if UFO's are real, what happened to Zeuss, parallel universes, experts say don't fight bears and Brett doesn't cheat in his dreams. Follow the guys on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is the goofball show. It's episode two. We made it this far. I can't believe that we did it. I can't believe we made it this far. So much so I'm going to take my glasses off. This is amazing stuff. And you know what I love, by the way?

I love it. I mean, we were Brett Sheridan, obviously, because it's otherwise second show I get rid of them. In the comments section, people were like, is this a Zoom? Is this a Zoom? Even when you got up to do the lights. Is this a Zoom?

And it wasn't, and it wasn't just people who, were turds. It was, I mean, honestly, and that's because it's a new show, 95% of the comments and feedback was pretty positive. Oh yeah. Yeah, I was surprised. Well, yeah, I mean, it started off. Well, because I think that it, we got the point across of what this show is and what the future of this network is. Yeah. Because it's going to be all conversation. It's all, it's going to be you and I just going back and forth and then eventually leading to our other shows doing that. And I think people are starting to get. get used to it and we'll get, I have, I came over with a whole new plan on how to change it up. I'm glad you haven't shared it with me.

I haven't shared it with anybody yet. I don't know, because I, you know, obviously with certain things, we were working on it. And hell, you know what? This guy being got so mad at me when I do this, but I'm going to do it anyway. They get so mad at me when I do it. Because I always, they always said, well, wait, just wait, wait, let's have a plan. And I just get excited. I want people to know.

And people are going to already say, like, well, I change it up because we have to. Yeah. We're going to make two YouTube channels. Oh. We're going to make two of them. We're going to have everything that's going to be, that this channel right now will be all the Shmodown stuff. Because I think that there are people, obviously,

who come to the channel for Shmodown. There are people that come to the channel more for conversational shows like this. So we're going to change up the channel, what that clips channel now is for Shmodown. We're going to turn that into the SEM channel. And that will house all the shows non-related to Shmodown. So this show, the new show that we're, we're going to have that's going to be the new morning show at the new morning show will be from

10 o'clock to 11 a.m. I have a name tentatively. And then 11 to 12 will be the show that is still going to be S.C.N. Live. But it'll be a way for people digitally to talk to them and all that stuff. So I think people are going to be excited about that. The other thing, Brett, is we have our podcast feed. We have our own podcast feed. We have our own podcast. Yeah. As Apple and Spotify and people like, well, that was the inner geekdom feed. It was, but the thing was what we decided also, because intergeekdom is synonymous with the Schmodown. That's going to be on the Schmodown podcast feed now. So we have our own feed. If you want to support this show, this is, there are, people love that there are no schmobot. People love that there's no interruptions. People love to let us just talk

our nonsense, if you will, but in order to help us in the description to this video, the first thing you're going to see is either Apple Podcasts or Spotify, please go to, go to Download each episode. Subscribe to the feed, rate, comment, all of that. You're going to hear it from us every single episode because that is how we are going to be able to do this. Because I am fully aware, I was yesterday, someone's like, well, S-C-N became all about the money. You mean employing people? Yes, it did become all about employing people.

You know what I hate about Coca-Cola? They're all about making money. But it's like, it became all about. the money. And I was like, look, there are ways to say what you're trying to say. And instead of saying, it's all about the money, yes, we're trying to employ everybody because YouTube pays, what's the word I'm looking for? You're shit. So we had to come up with the Shmobot thing and all that. And I heard the people that were saying that, because I, I am, this is why I'm doing this show, because I'm frustrated with it too. I think that there's, you can make it,

you can do both. You can interact with the, with the audience, you can talk with the audience, you can have this mobile. You can have all those fun games and stuff, but you can also do this type of conversational show, which is exactly what we'll do. The gardeners are going to be on the show in a little bit too. I'm not calling any attention to it. I'm just going to keep side eyeing them.

They're going to come on in. They're going to have a conversation with them. Slam into the garage. There's no grass there. We know. We don't like what you're talking about. Move on. Are you mowing the tricycle?

I would. Yeah. Why not? I was looking. There was a lot of different. People were also curious about what this show was about, and we said nothing at all. A lot of different things. Last night, I have to tell you, I'm going to start right away with this.

I was watching the news. Well, the first thing I saw was on Twitter. And there was this video that I absolutely loved. And it was, I didn't know what it was at first. I thought it was an old video, but apparently it just happened. Did you see this thing with the bear? Oh, the mom? It's no mom.

She was 17 years old. Oh. I thought she was like 40. Oh, so the headline was a lie. It said mother like saves dogs. Maybe mother of the dogs. Okay. I guess you could be a teenager.

The dog. I thought because the footage makes it look like, I mean, even the guy who was doing like the comedy version of this thing was like he called her like ante or something. And I saw in the news last night. It was on like NBC or something. It was, it was, she's 17. We're watching. this whole thing. So for those people who don't know what happens, there's a bear. And the bear's, the bear's just fucking moving around with the cubs. Not messing with anybody. Just moving. But it's a bear,

so it's going to scare the shit out of it. And the dogs, there's like 75 dogs. Yeah. I don't know why there were so many dogs, but there's like a lot that they come running over. And the bear is going to be protective of its cubs. Starts like slapping at them. Not trying to like, just like get away. We're just going on a walk. Taking a stroll. Just doing our thing. But the dogs are like, get out of my yard, man. It's like, I don't care where. No one told you to come into this side of town. Like, and you're on this side of town.

I don't care where you're taking your kids. Go on a different wall. This is our hood. And they're going after them and they're going, they're making the move. And then this girl, like, comes over like a professional linebacker and shubs the bear. And the bear goes flying off the wall. My favorite part of this whole entire thing. Then she scoops the dogs and she gets the fuck out of there.

My favorite part of this whole thing was at the very end of this report. the reporter, stoneface into the camera goes, experts say, if encountering a bear, don't physically attack it. Pretty fucking neat. Yeah. You know what?

Experts say, hey, Jim. Hey, Jim. Experts just said, if you're blending something, that if you stick your hands in it, bad idea could fuck up your hands. Yeah. experts say don't do that.

Oh, no. I didn't know it. It's like that tie picture on a shredder. Like, don't put your tie in here. A lot of people want to. No. Don't. No, experts say, you see a skunk with the tail up ready to spray.

Apparently, experts say don't stick your face in its asshole. Yeah, they don't like it. Well, it's not a good outcome, apparently. That's what experts say, but could be QAnon. Could be QAnon. I saw a picture. of someone, a woman holding up a bear, like it was a sedated bear, grizzly bear, as big as her face.

Like when you think about the size of like a full grown grizzly bear, people think, oh, yeah, I can wrestle a grizzly bear. Get the fuck away, man. What do you do? Look, I understand the, first of all, made more sense to me when it was 17. 17, I can't die. Yeah. If it was a 40-year-old aunt, look, dogs, you made your choice.

You made your choice. It's like, but these, but you see, I mean, she runs over and she like sprained her finger. She's lucky that bear didn't eat her finger. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was a good move. I'll give her that. She timed it out perfect. Like, she timed it out in where if you're timing it out against a human being, you're like, okay, I, not paying attention.

You're off the wall. Bears have really good reflexes. She, that, because if you watch the beginning of that, that bear is like swatting and like, the dogs too. But this 17 year old, like, moving. in there. She doesn't try out for the football team. I'm going to be pissed off. Yeah. And maybe, maybe don't have so many dogs. I'm telling, there's so many dogs. Why did you have so many dogs? That's why the dogs were, the dogs were going after the bear where we're like, we're already fighting for food over here.

But is she a dog walker? Like, what is she? That could be. I don't know. I guess I don't want to dog shame people. I know. Don't dog shave. I'll tell you what else I'm going to shame. I'm going to shame, I'm going to shame the light system. I'm going to shame. Don't call attention. Don't call attention to it. Maybe it's the lawnmower. Maybe it's the lawnmower. It's so much, there's so much power in it.

You know, it was a pretty good show. The lights were going off and on in the lawnmower. Maybe they should fix that. Thank you. That's right. Experts say that you'll be able to hear better if you don't have a lawnmower next to the microphone. Who no? Thank you.

I didn't know that. Thank you. That's constructive. That's very helpful. Hey, no, there's a difference. Guys, just want to let you know. it's probably a better move for my ears. If you're on camera,

if the lawnmower couldn't be there, as opposed to, this fucking show, it would be good until you hear the lawnmower blasting in. It's like, get a new fucking house. You know, like,

why don't you just, like, tell those guys come over, like, some other time when you know you're, you're doing, like, they just people assume. People assume.

Yeah, you know, this, I remember the good old days when they didn't have, lawnmowers in background. Maybe we could go back. On subscribe. I wish, oh man, back in the day when Ken Napsock was here, he wouldn't put up for this.

Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't do the news over a lawnmower. We'll see him doing that. As a lawnmower goes off in the background. But the other thing was, I saw, did you see that there's prices for the, the other thing, was weddings. Everybody was, I'm so glad that, A, got married, because you got married. I'm going to, what, 20 years ago now?

Yeah, about, yeah, 2004. Yeah, I'm looking at like 11, right? And you thought back then it was expensive. It's compared to what, especially after COVID, they were saying it's the most expensive and people are cutting. What's the first thing you would cut right now? I'll tell you what the number one answer is.

If you had to cut things from your overall, when you go back and look at what you had at your wedding, what would you cut? Oh, as far as wedding goes? Yeah. The amount of people. Yeah, guessless. It's the main thing.

think there are so think about the people that were at your wedding when you made your choice to have them there how many of those people would you invite today oh it would be this like this yeah yeah it's like six of them i have a sign-in board and oh i have the saddest sign in board my wedding we had to turn it around because most people are divorced or broken i'm telling you like same with my same my wedding there is there are very few couples that survived my wedding also we're looking at nope um i think i think the table you're at most of them like you and your wife and maybe there was a couple other toast. Yeah. And it's like,

done deal. So just if you're getting married, especially if you're young and you're like, ah, I can't cut this person, fucking cut them. You're not even going to be friends with them in a year from now. And I tell anybody getting married, save the money for the honeymoon.

Yeah. Have a nice little thing with the fam and stuff. Same thing. You know, and I was pissed because, you know, for me, it wasn't people. It was $100, $100. And then you get the people that don't RSVP and don't show up. I'm like, thanks a lot, motherfucker.

That's shit. That's shit. It's like, people don't, people, ah, you know, that's fine. No, it's not fine. I'm glad you picked salmon. Yeah, not you didn't pick chicken? That was an extra 25. Thanks, bro.

Thanks a lot. People don't care. People are selfish. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Sorry, just blew it off. Hey, what do you care? You got laid, right?

Yeah. You care. You got laid. Didn't. Dick. You didn't get laid in your wedding night. It was like, got back to the hotel room, ordered a pizza, woke up to a pizza sitting outside the door.

We both just passed the hell out. Same. It was. We went, we had a nice hotel all set, nice romantic night, passed out, and then went to the honeymoon a couple days later. That was it. And that's the good stuff. Yeah.

The other stuff, you can't remember, did I talk to Aunt Flo? Did I talk to this? Did I, you know, like, it goes. Yeah. That night just goes so fast. And it just, as the great. Brody Stevens said, enjoy it, because it goes. It just flies by.

But again, cut people. Yeah. You won't be friends with them in a year. Cut your grandmother. Doesn't matter. She's not going to remember. Just send her. Zoom her in.

It's fine. Doesn't matter. It's why wasn't I invited? Do you really care you just want to be invited? Yeah. So most people just want to be invited. That's it. People just want to be invited.

It's like none of it matter. Like you said, those people who, those people who ordered the salmon and didn't show up, they were still excited because they got invited. To this day. To this day. I'm holding a grudge. You should. You know who the people are.

Of course you do. Yeah, no. It's on a list. Yeah, right. You wouldn't invite them today. No. No. Do you still talk to them?

Yeah. Okay. Do you ever bring it up? If I had my, like, we're going to redo the wedding, you know, like, renew our vows. You give them, you give them, you give them, you give them, you give them. Yeah, sorry. Do you, uh, hey, remember this one? Have you ever brought it up to them?

No. just on a podcast. Just on a podcast. I'm going to drop names. We hit a thousand dollars. No, we don't have to do that. We don't have to do that anymore. We're good.

We're good with that. But we do. But that is a reminder that at 12 o'clock, excuse me, 11 o'clock, there will be the interaction with the show because it is still very important because, like I said, I knew we have a two-hour show normally with S-CN live. And what we're able to do with those donations helps tremendously. I'm taking a massive risk and deciding that we're going to go after, the podcast listeners, and we're going to see if we can get sponsors

and that way for people who want to come on in and listen without interrupted conversation, they can do it. But the donation show is still going to be as important as ever. It's just going to be more crucial to try to get people to interact for that hour afterwards. And you're not talking about, like, I know people were having issues with, like, Twitch as a new, but I mean, Apple Podcasts and Spotify, people should know this by now, and it's an easy. It's not like a difficult navigation to get this stuff. Google podcast, too.

So we're going to be available on all of them. So if you're listening to the show, it's the first thing in the description. So just click on it. Download these episodes, subscribe to it. It's the whole thing. Did you, I almost book, dude, I must book two things. I have a vacation coming up. And it's been.

Did you get in in time before the rush? Because like now I'm like, I don't even want to go anywhere. It's still packed the place that I put the vacation for. But we were looking at doing something for. work and then they sent me the dates and I'm like yeah yeah do it and I woke up this morning and I'm like let me check my calendar and I'm and of course it was the it was the day of the vacation I'm like yeah I don't feel like being one of those people on your on your board that does survive anymore so I was like nah I can't do that and then we were going to try to book something else

for work and they're like let's do it on June 20th and I was like perfect I said I told some people hey we wouldn't do this on the 20th they're like it's father's day I was like fuck I hate when people put you on the spot like that. They're like, well, just give me a couple dates. I'm like, well, let me talk to my wife. Why don't you just throw a couple dates my way? Why don't you just chill the fuck up? Okay?

It's a month from now. Let me talk to my wife because I forget everything that she's planned. Come on, listen. It's, it's, it's, come on. It's soon. It's 24th. Throw me a couple dates that I'll hold you to from this casual conversation. That's right.

What are we talking about? Come on. What was the other thing I wanted to? Those are the main things. I had, oh, did you see the poll that I put out as far as what people wanted us to talk about? Do you see that? Oh, yeah. Movie news was number three, thank God.

It wasn't, it wasn't on number one. I was curious. I thought dog farts was going to be. That's what I thought was good. I thought dog farts would be number one. It was not. I think it was number two. And I think it was.

But number one was aliens. UFOs. See, and I'm not, I'm not following the whole thing. What scares me is Roxy, brought this up the other day is that something about Obama said something about we're going to need to be armed up for this. That's not what I saw him say. Okay.

On the show, matter, maybe it was a different show. Roxy sometimes hears different things. Because she was like, she was about it. That was the show. We were doing alien facts or fake alien. I saw something, but I, and I could be wrong. I've just done enough shows with her. Yeah.

to say maybe she didn't hear it right. Because I think that would have been a massive headline if Obama says we need to arm ourselves against the aliens. I've just learned never to question, Roxy. Not on air. Not for you. Not for you. Oh, yeah.

Okay. And now for us, her and I, that was our thing. So I would question her about like everything. But what I saw was they asked him on, what the hell show was it? I can't remember what it was. It was one of these. Was it Anderson Cooper or something like that?

No, it wasn't Anderson Cooper. Is that where it was? I think I was. I mean, I'm sure he's done a couple, but I thought there was something where I saw him with Anderson Cooper. But he was on one of the talk show, one of the late night shows, because one of the guys in the band asked him. Wow. And they asked him about UFOs. And he said, look, you know, is it, is the, are there?

When I first got, he said, when he first got there, he walked out and he was like, so do I need to know about Roswell? Is an alien in the back? And they're like, no, there isn't. He said, but yeah, there are things, there were things in this guy that we couldn't explain what they were. We don't, we still, we don't know what they are. Is that a confirmation of alien? I don't know.

But like it's not, but it's not, he was like, from what he was looking at, he said there was UFOs. To me, that explains a lot because you've seen all this air footage. And the footage of the, the pilot's seen, that's been around for a bit. when we talked about that on Collider Live a long time ago. The unidentified flying objects. But it's still coming out. Yeah, but the fact of the way these things move off of water and everything, too. So there's the explanations are this.

It's either there's fucking aliens running around and they have been for thousands of years, right? Or we don't know what other governments are doing. And when you look at all this shit going on with the meat factories and the fucking gas and hacking and all that, that, you better figure it out. Is it, is it, but if it's been going on for this long, for years, because there's been UFO sightings, way before the hacking stuff, and way before all this stuff, way before technology even caught up, they've been flying around the skies for years. Do I think they're aliens?

Yes, I do. 100%. I think there's fucking aliens. But it's the same thing that you can't say, if I say, hey, they're aliens. You go, show me. I can't show you. Why? Because they're in ships.

And I've said this before when we've talked about these things. We are so stupid compared to these things. That's what scares me. That's what makes me not want to think there are. Right. Because I don't want to be like an experiment or what, you know, like, because if there were aliens and they were. How do you know you're not an experiment now? Well, yeah, I mean, there's the matrixy thing.

You know, I'm pop that baby out. Matrixy thing. But the fact or the fact that they put, they, don't come at me, bro. They put us here. Maybe they put us on this plan. Yeah. How do you know? You don't.

Well, I know. You don't. You can believe what you want to believe and you are absolutely 100% entitled to that. Because I don't know. I might be 100% wrong. We're alien sea monkeys. You ever see a fucking octopus? Yeah.

You think that looks like anything that was created outside of outer space? It's like, yeah. The whatever, the football fish, the ones with the things and the, yeah, the deep sea shit. There's so much more. And then I've been obsessed lately with just alternate universes. I talked about this on S-E-N live when I was on about this thing with the, about what happens when you go. Do you remember what I was telling you?

Well, I remember you talking about you thought dreaming was. I always thought that dreaming could be, because if you, when you look at parallel universes and when you look at all this shit like the the actual existence of time it's why endgame to me is one of the even though you know it's a lot of the viral movie doesn't matter to me the usage of time and the way they explained time was the best that I'd seen since um the other one is a rival okay yeah right um because timelines the way that they work if you listen to the The very, very, people who are way smarter than us

and who probably are aliens. Like, it's not back to the future. If you go back to a timeline and you stop your parents from meeting, you today would not disappear. You would not exist in that other timeline anymore. This one, you're still. Because it happened. It's part of, it's part of time.

It doesn't erase this. It's the same way, like, it just creates, it's infinite. It's infinite. So all of these different things that continue to happen. And so I always thought because of consciousness and time and space that when you're dreaming, well, I was flying in my dream. How the fuck do you know you?

People can't fly in other alternate universes. How do you know that? Well, because that's not the way bodies work there. It could work in that particular thing. Gravity could work different in a different parallel universe. I'm just mad that I'm turning down hot chicks to have sex because I'm married. That's my worst part of my sex dreams. I'm like, no, no, no.

I'm a married man. I, that is, I told Lonnie, she, I go, do you, hey, when you have a sex dream, like, you know, I never have them. So and so, you know, do, like, do you, she goes, oh, yeah, it happened. I'm like, yeah, for some reason my dream, I'm always like, no, married man. Who's the most famous girl you turned down, you remember? Oh, it was probably Sophia Vigar. That's a, yeah, yeah. Fucking idiot.

I mean, it's, you know, maybe a kiss and then, wait a minute, married man. I don't know, my subconscious dream mind is still. just as loyal as my... I'm disappointed at you. I know. Disappointed you. And you shouldn't try VR. Turned down porn.

Yeah. You turn it down. You're like, no, I can't. It's weird. It's a weird thing. Because you buy into dreams sometimes,

you're like, shit, this is really happening. I'm going to be in huge trouble. Yeah. And if you ever had anybody, you know, cheat on you in a dream? It's not good.

And you wake up and you're like, what the fuck? What are you doing? Yeah. Because you start to ask. yourself, what does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean? Now, people also say that, right? It's like, well, I just watched a movie and then I had a dream. I was, I was sword fight. I was, I was fighting side by side with William Wallace. That clearly isn't an alternate universe,

you idiot. And I was like, maybe not, maybe it is from, there's so many different theories out there that the consciousness can create alternate realities, right, and other things. But anyway, this particular thing, and I don't know what I believe, I'm just telling you the fascinating sci-fi shit that's out there. And the one that I read that I thought was fascinating, was the I because I googled I was like our alternate realities do you die do you go to an alternate reality and there are theories that say that exactly is what happens right like you go to a parallel universe and so there was this is a story I told on S-E-N but for those people who didn't hear it

this guy was driving in his in a car and a truck was coming like head-on he was fucking he was done he was like he was braced brace closed my eyes braced for impact opened his eyes he was truck was in the rear view he was moving on the road. And he's like, I, that doesn't, he's like,

did I black out? Like, what would, what happened there? I don't, I don't, and then he said that things were kind of going, when he went to the factory,

that he worked at, or this place that he were, wherever he worked at. And people were treated, like, the relationships that he had were different. Certain pop culture things that he remember before were different. People treated him different.

And he was convinced that he had popped into, that he had died and gone to an alternate reality and his consciousness jumped from one timeline to another timeline. Does it sound like a sci-fi movie? Yeah. Do I wish that it's true? Yeah, 100%.

Absolutely. I just wonder where are you, like if that happens, though, like where do you go? Do you go into like, right? Like so in an alternate universe, right now I'm on the air. I fucking have a heart attack and it's the end of me, right? And then people, that's the reality that's happened.

But to me, I don't know any different. I'm just sitting here talking. of you about this shit and it's like who knows? So they're going on right now. Yeah. The ultimate it's infinite. It continues to go on. You're trying to wrap your head around. Yeah. No, because this is where it gets like. You get scared.

Yeah. This is, this is, yeah, I started to get freaked out. Why? Why are you getting scared? I don't know. It's just, it's just like. Do you think it sounds feasible? I think it sounds feasible. I think anything is feasible at this point. I mean, I think there's a lot of what we don't know. And that's the freakest thing. And I think that, you know, don't think that in the dawn of time people came up with gods and things like that because there wasn't something mystical going on in the world. I mean, that's kind of how it all came

about. Yeah. No, it's true because I always wonder this too, because, and again, I'm never going to ever question anyone's beliefs on what they believe in, what religion they believe in, what God they believe in. That's, that's, because again, I don't know. I don't know what, what's real, what's not. What I always was curious about was like Greeks, ancient Greeks believe Zeus and when did that go away? Like when did, because no one believes. Now back in the day, everyone said, don't fuck around with the gods.

At one point, someone said, yeah, that was made up. They believed it the same way that anybody else believes in any other religion. They believe it. But one day is just, that's fairy tale stuff. Will that ever happen with, you know, with Buddhism, with Christianity? Probably not because it's been going on even longer. So I don't know. But it's, it's nuts.

I think there was a lot of a coercing of what you're thinking is wrong. And there were other religions coming in and saying like, yeah, this is what you're saying. You shouldn't worship the sun. Right. But they walk, they go like, you're not far off. But the difference is. And then they made, oh, okay, maybe that makes more sense.

I just always found it fascinating because it's like forever. It was like Zeus and Apollo and everybody there. It's like, that's, don't, let's not mess around with the gods. And then it's like, no, it's not. It's this. Well, actually it's this. Now I believe it is. Let's blow each other up because of it.

Let's just assume they don't want a bunch of people's heads cut off and roll down a temple. Right. Let's try to maybe, I'm just going out on the limb here. We owe the Aztec. Yeah, I mean, look, and because back then, it was also, that's half son of Zeus, that guy right there. Oh, really? Yeah, that's half son of Zeus.

And then you don't get, because you do that now, that guy, he's, that's Jesus son. Yeah. Put him in the hospital. Yeah. That's what happens when you say that, but it's like, I don't know, let me ask you this. This is the biggest question, I think.

Who in the million years would have thought this would have been a conversation on the show? I had a feeling you might bring it up. And it does. The aliens? It does freak me out. Because I do, you know what? The biggest thing that freaks me out, and I think a lot of people have the same views, is like, if they were to look at our catalog of alien films, we're always just like, ah! Shoot first, ask questions later.

There's no. It's not alien films. That's everything. Yeah. Everything is just like. you know, but we're here in peace. Oh, sorry, we killed most you guys. Well, listen, I don't understand how people are so violent.

Did I tell you I watched all of Rambo last? Watched everyone. Oh, that brightens me up. I wanted, one of the things I wanted you to do was give me a review of a movie that you know I've seen in great detail of an old movie. Great deal. So, well, I do have. So, well, not Rambo. I got one.

I don't know if you've ever seen this film. This is a good one. It's good, but it's a very, it's a movie that you might have missed when you were younger. It's called The Goonies. Oh, well, that brings me on my other one. Here we go. F. Mary Kill, Goonies, Rambo, or Chappie? Definitely kill Chappie.

Get chappy. I don't know why that one even came to it. Haven't seen it. Chapie out of my life. Is it just horrible? Some, very few people like it, but some people do like it. I like Chappie. Chapie sucks.

movie is terrible. I hate that movie. I just like the name of it. Yeah, I liked the idea behind it. It was like basically short circuit, you know, but it was serious short circuit. And part of it, Chappie himself was cool.

I liked him, but the, whatever the, and they bring down the mood with Chappie. That's what you want to, you want to fart in a party? Bring up Chapie. Yeah, after afterwards, hey, you know, things were going great.

You brought up Chappie. Let's not do it. that again. Look, you gotta be honest. We were going really well. I thought Edd the sausage

guy was a big hit. The aliens conversation, I mean, it was, it was nice getting. And then you fucking bring up Chapie. Well, I just thought I had a funny thing to do it.

And I told you, when you signed the fucking contract, if you bring up Chapie, then it's a flirt and floss for the rest of you. You got to do the shot. I don't care what long he says. I don't care what commercial you got to go to. You've got to wear that fucking

's a flirt and flurry. Flurton. Show's over, honey. I brought up Chappie. You did what? He told you. I forgot! I have never even watched one of your shows ever,

and I can tell you to not bring up Chappie. What? I don't know why your wife turned into it. Someone from Queens. Isn't she? Where is she from Hawaii, isn't she? Well, born in Hawaii, but I always say she's a fake Hawaiian because I mean,

she lived there for a couple years. She was born there, really didn't. She mostly like San Jacerida Valley that area. California. Yeah. Same with my wife. My wife was born in Ithaca, New York. Sometimes she's like, I'm a New Yorker.

I'm like, first of all, Ithaca's beat it. Not New Yorker. It's by default. Sorry, Ithaca. It's like, you know, yeah, you're kind of there, but you're not from the city. And so, but she moved to California. been in California. There's like two.

I feel like I'm, I think I've hit my, lived in California longer than I've lived in Nebraska point. Same. So I'm kind of considered myself a California. Is that how you do it?

Is that how you do from, from a amount of years? I feel like it. I don't know. I think, I think it's a matter of where you were shaped. I think, I think when,

when you get shaped from a place, that's where you can say, even if you do it 10 years. Yeah. If you take on, because there are, there are parts of each city you live in that you are you kind of when you're especially when you're growing up and you're and you're

learning from the culture and you're learning from the people you're around even though you're not realizing it that there's certain things that you bring with and there's certain things you don't bring with you right so the question is do I fit that do I fit that mold or was I never really right for it and get me the fuck out of here I am a californian I am this I or I am a new yorker I am what they call them chicagoans what do they call them yeah chicagoans I think I would I would say I would say this is the thing and this is not this is generalizing nebraska and this isn't all Nebraska but i think i i i learned more lessons on how not to act from people i was around in nebraska right it will talk you know like you know like you know racist grandparents

and things like you know like so and that's where the california you know i became more more the ideals yeah i know that's what i mean it's it's it's it's weird it's because it's if because if you don't identify with a place i certainly identify with new york right i didn't necessarily love a lot of times. Like there were a lot of things like during high school and and even growing up in, in first to eighth grade that I was necessarily love my childhood. But I, but I would say that I would definitely identify with being a New Yorker and that kind of pace and, and that's things that I grew up with that my dad and my, my uncles and

my mom and all that stuff. So I wanted to leave from a very long time. But so did I. Yeah. So did I. That's the thing. is that so that's the question i i i never felt like i was supposed to be there and maybe it was because it was a smaller town i mean it's compared to like manhattan from bayside when i

where i lived and i just never felt like like i always wanted to get out and i i've told this story before on on different podcasts but i when i was i was forget how old i was it was like eleven or twelve whenever it was and my mom took me and my brothers to san diego for like three weeks we stayed it was weird my my my A guy that I grew up with, he wasn't there, though. He was back in New York. But his mom and his and his sister has since passed, and his little brother were there.

So we went to stay with them in San Diego for like three weeks. Dude, you're talking about aliens. I felt like I was on a different planet for sure. And I was, for the first time of my life, you know, I was not the kind of goofy, funny, you kind of trying to just crack jokes and rip a fart off the side of a, what's changed, but riped the far off the side of like a wood chair to make it loud,

I was, who's this New York kid? He's different, but in a cool way. So, and I was playing air hockey and I was doing these things. Like, oh, this is like that. To this day, if I didn't go on that trip, I don't know if I would have wanted to get to California as badly as I did. Like, it had nothing to do with entertainment. I mean, that added to it, but it was more about that place brought back such, because then I would get back to New York. and it was still dealing with my parents, like divorce

and trying to figure out as a kid how to deal with that and not really fitting in with a lot of the kids that I was in school with. And I'm like, how do I get back to that? And that's what always just stuck in my mind. That was always like the goal to get there. So, yeah, I wanted to get out too. I wanted to, I was going to do the New York path

or the California path. And I think it was just because I knew. Both cheap options, by the way. Yeah, I wanted to have the cheapest rent possible. You want to sleep on as many futons as you could. When I stayed with my sister in Brooklyn on the one schmodeon, I'm like, oh, that's a nice hallway. You could put your foot in the tub.

You kind of had to to take a shit because your knees would be locked together. It's like a waiting room at a small dentist's office. Oh, yeah, they chopped up like actual regular-sized environment. It's crazy. and it probably costs like $8,000 a month. Yeah, it's ridiculous. They're worse than here, I would say. Easily.

You know in the city? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But yeah, so you wanted to get the fuck out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Always wanted to, and it was mostly, and it was mostly because of, you know, the entertainment business and wanting to do that thing.

But, you know, I was, I was bored. I was bored. It was, but I don't, there was a lot of, I was, had a lot of good things. I think my, my education was, um, pretty good. You know, I don't think, you know, the education in Nebraska isn't too bad. Maybe the storybook should have told a few stories different. Maybe there was some info left out.

Change it. The way we changed, like Zeus and Apollo, change it just a little bit. The way my wife describes it, she goes, yeah, I always thought from, from, it was like, it was like, there was slavery, Martin Luther King came along, and everything was fine. That's the way it was kind of like. It absolutely was pitched out. You know, it wasn't. No, a few more details. Hey, let him figure it out later.

Yeah. Not under our roof. No. It's like Disneyland. You just paint it like it's... And then they figure it out. Let him figure it out at a party during a conversation. Right.

Did you tell them about Santa? Yeah. We didn't. We didn't. So, what, stop it. Take the moral ground. It lost. Get Margaret with your facts.

back checking. Yeah, unbelievable. It's the other thing I was in. Oh, did you, I will say, so, Rashchek Media, I always mess up the name, but you can get the, David over there.

You can go and you can check the description. He did the goofball intro, and we put up all the animations. He's working on Ed, the sausage guy. I saw, I saw the mockup. The picture is amazing. But I listened to that clip. Dude, you killed me in that

clap when you went, that's hot as hair! It's so good. My daughter loved the app. Like, just, we got to get, still, he'll come back.

He'll come back. We're going to, I'm going to save him. Ed, the sausage guy. When that, when that animation comes in, you will be seeing it on this show,

for sure. Poor guy is going to be working his ass. He really is. T-shirt, it's true. I got to use them on the other, the other day. I'll tell you,

like, I was, it was barbecuing. And, um, for, for the holiday. And I was, I was, I'm out there growing,

I was a, how great would it be? I was just sit down to, like, a hell of, ah, and for a se, sausage. Let's eat! The sausage man has arrived.

Hey, a fashion, the ha, the fans, the fat of susa. Ah. For a eat the one? Ah,

better not small, say, you are. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He just leaves in this van. Here, can I tip you?

No, dip. Oh. Take a tip of sausage, right? Ha ha ha ha. That's a sex jo. What? Special sauce, right? Hey, hey.

Oh, you want a horse sausage or just a tip? He turned into like Babu Frick from episode 9. Hey, hey. Oh, Ed. Missed you so. We got, we did the VR, by the way, to start this time. Oh, yeah. Should we do it on the air?

I'm like, no, let's figure it out first and see it. What a nightmare that would have been. That's what I hate. And my son gives me a hard time with like video games. Oh, yeah. Like we've been playing. I told you we got a fan set me the PS4 and I'm trying to play stuff. And he's like, no, X, no.

I'm like, give me a break here. You remind you, doesn't remind you, do you ever play video games with your dad when you were younger? Oh, yeah. Like, same, like, they always gave it a shot. Right. Like, my dad, we'd always give it a shot. He'd come in. It was rare, but he let us do our thing.

And then he come in, let me do me do. He, like, I'm the type of, I'm, if I'm playing Mario Kart with my daughter, I'm beating her ass and she got to figure, she got to figure out how to win. Like, that's how you're going to make in this world. My dad would, like, steer off the, my dad still doesn't know how to set up Netflix. So it doesn't really say too much about it. But like, I think our generation is different. As you're getting a little bit more, he's breaking your chops on it.

You're like, well, this is Nintendo. Yeah. We're teaching you a lesson right now, you little punk. Well, like the switch is different, like select is a different button than on the PlayStation. Then we had an Xbox, like a 360. So it's like I'm trying to learn it. And I keep going through the menu and I'm like, fuck. I kept going back when I wanted to select something.

But yeah, we're getting into it. We're doing the last of us. I think I'm going to get the second one. I'm supposed to forget that your kid's like 14 in all now. Well, yeah, halfway through that one. And I'm like, well, I guess, I guess you're playing these guys games. I know. That one got a little.

He did see John Wicks. We kind of. I know. It's weird. It's weird. The other day, my daughter said to me, because when you're so young, protective of everything they want to see, because you want to, you know, you want to, people ask, well, I got to grow up.

I don't, I wanted to hold on to that innocence for as long as they can. And she came up to me. She's like, dad, I've been reading about the Titanic. I want to watch Titanic. And I'm like, all right, it's fucking sad. Yeah. You know, it's sad. She's like, I know, I know what happens.

I'm like, yeah, but, you know, still sad. Like, I don't care. Rough. And my wife said the same thing. She's like, yeah, it's pretty deep, honey. She's like, I know. Plus, it's like 20 hours long. Oh, yeah.

I don't think it's something to, that's funny. I have a bone to pick with the onset teacher when I took Lydia to the commercial. She said, oh, do you have any homework? She goes, oh, I got to wait. I'm getting something for it. And she handed her a book about the title. Oh, yeah. And she's reading through it and she goes, look, Daddy, this is a doll's head.

They weren't sure if it was dropped or the girls died clutching it. I'm like, what are you hitting my daughter that's put for? Look, daddy. Yeah. It's an interesting, right? No. I got one. I got one even, even, because how long?

That was, that was, so she's like 10, right? Yeah, yeah. So that, that's not great because they're making the, decision. Oh, she's old enough. What do you know? She's scared of Zootopia. What do you know?

But this wasn't as bad as my kid was in kindergarten. They let the kids pick out their library books. My daughter is, what, five or six, whatever she is, plops down a book. It's a World War II book. And I said, how in the world did you get your hands on this? I took it out of the library. They let us take it out.

I'm like, World War II? they're letting a five or six-year-old together. And I don't remember what the excuse was for it because then we told the principal there was, the first school she went to was awful. I mean, like, it could have been a Star Wars villain, like running a canteen. Like, so bad.

And, like, there are, I don't know for parents out there, what your experience have been like with these schools, but it is all dependent on the, like anything else, leadership. and especially when it comes to schools because they got something to prove and for a lot of right reasons and wrong reasons. And this particular woman was so, like, I don't know, there was something about the way that people were,

you were almost watching your kids at prison in the morning. Like you would go and you watch them run on the yard and they'd be running on the yard and they were like, don't step over the line! That's my kid. No! They had like people that were like walking around the side. It's just like.

Slamming Billy clubs. That was a little. Once it's 8.45, the dance is over. You're out. And it's like, whoa. I'm just watching my kid. And then the second you leave, Oh, Biggie!

It's like they're not convicts, children. And the new. principal she's wonderful at this at this school that she's at just like talking to the parents having conversations this this one is incredible like just like okay that's as opposed to you got a dictator running the school going you know like 355 you get the kid oh not they're here now we own them what That was the rules. We met with them in a conversation because, and dude, the kids were like rebelling.

It was like Oz, you know, it was a rebelling. Like they were. Like, they were. Banging cans against the, and the worst part is the teacher at the time were, like, didn't know how to deal with the class, but they're like, there was a kid's tone rocks. And at the one, at one point, the teacher, the kinder's teacher, another one, disaster, giving the kids candy.

So you basically are giving food to Magwais after midnight. And you're wondering, why are their kids hanging from the window? And it was an absolute, and they had a meeting with the principal. And this woman, she, like, put on like a Merrill Street type performance, right? She's like, you guys don't understand. She starts like crying, right? And then she, she looked like this.

And I'm like, wait a minute. And all the, like that was an act, right? Like that was an act. And then two seconds later, get them off the fucking line. Runs in and throws something like the flank. I don't think that this woman is at this school anymore. But people are like, was that Professor Crow? No.

Professor Crow don't run like that. That's a scary thing to take your kids somewhere and just go, Okay, here be with some strangers that I had a two-minute conversation with. I didn't even know my half my kids' teachers' names or what they need Halfway through the year. I knew it was a strange, it was a prison-type setting when my daughter came home. So what did you learn how to do? Lift weights and play basketball and, you know, throw some things around.

Made some toilet wine. Yeah. So, anyway. We, uh, kids are the worst. Not great. No. Not perfect. Oh, man.

It's a, uh, it's an interesting day here today because we have what the hell. It's, the weather's been bizarre too. Yeah. I mean, I hate to complain about it, but it's been a little gloomy. It has been, but I like it. Yeah. I don't want it because it's going to get so hot. It's going to get.

You think we're going to have just one of those, just really horrible summers because. It's not summer though. The hottest around here is September of October. September October is the hottest thing I guess. I don't know if it's going to happen, but I probably won't. But the public pool, I really need to be open. I don't think it's going to. I probably, you know, but like that was our summer just like, oh, we got to go.

Beaches, beach is all right. But like something about the pool, it's a little easier than, you know, the parking's good. And, you know, that was kind of our summer thing. Right. My son likes to practice backflips. and stuff, you know, but like, oh, if I don't have that pool this year, because last year, that was, that was a nightmare just being cooped up and not having, you know, outdoor activities that weren't like, hey, let's go for a look, especially, and I'm sure, you know, and it, it leans

on the, on the kids' well-being, too, because they were like, what the hell are we going to do now? But now, pools are, I think pools are definitely going to be open. I mean, they're definitely open at, what, hotels and other places. That reminds me of one of the questions I wanted to ask you. Yeah, go on. 497 things you'll miss about the pandemic. 497? Yeah.

Just, you know, you could take your time. What if the whole show is just, one, I'll miss, I'll miss my privacy because it is one of those things, though. Like,

I've been out, oh, I didn't tell you, I at least didn't say this on the air. I went for the first time in a year and a half, my wife and I finally went on on a date. We talked about it last week. We went on a date, and we drove by this one restaurant,

that we like that we wanted to go to because we hadn't been there in forever. And I don't know what the hell was going on in the area. But there were people, it looked like Mardi Gras. There were people all over the street. There were like cop cars, not that like crime was happening. It was just like they blocking off the streets

and doing all these things. And we're like, what in the world? So we get to the restaurant and people where these outdoor seating areas, there's just people lined up all over the place. And we're like, and normally I'm like, like come on let's sit down it'll be fine we'll move out of the way but i'm like no let's let's get out of here so we were going to go to somewhere else my wife suggested it's one place and we went and it was um we're a place called tuscano you know i further yeah so we go and we're we're looking at

and we there's the outside area and it's pretty crowded right well you know do you guys have any any outdoor seating or some of the he's like no but i got something over there i'm sorry And it's this other seating area, which is nice, but there's nobody there. So he said, dude, you're speaking my language right now. And we were, no one else is around. And we were right back in the corner. A couple of the people kind of started coming on in. And it was, it was cool.

But we sat down. I had, for the first time, I love seafood. I haven't had seafood in forever. So I had some seafood. Not a massive tiramisu fan. But it's fine. This tiramisu over at, at this at this at the scone oh holy shit and a couple glasses of wine had myself a nice night

bro i'm not gonna lie i need i need i need one of those yeah you gotta do it desperately and i think we can lead the kids for a little bit if it's just down i mean it's so l.a like i'm not sure he's 14 i was i was doing multiple babysitting jobs for babies when i was 14 right you know one of one of the kids had a heart condition and i needed to know CPR and i'm like i don't know if i can leave him alone for two hours with my 10-year-old. I know. I know. That's the thing, especially, yeah, I don't know.

Even at 14, I have to tell my daughter every night to pick up her fucking towel until I don't watch. Just my morning. That was this morning? Yeah. I'm like, why is your towel on the fucking floor? It's, and it's always the same face afterwards. It's like, pick up the towel. I'm like, look, I'm not going to pretend that I'm good at.

at it. Yeah. But I, but I figured it out. And it's like, you don't just, the three-year-old now is going, grab something. I go, pick that up, you animal. This morning, she cracked me up, dude. It's like, we were hanging out, we're playing, and she, and she, what does she say? She goes, because she'll, she's three, so she'll, she'll rep, a, a loud one.

Right. And she goes, but she'll show you. She goes, right. At three. And I go, man, you know, you can't. You can't do that at preschool, right? She was, I know. I go, you know what?

I'm not going to whip. A whole didn't allow faults. You know, you're going to hold them in? I'm not going to fault in preschool that. And it's like, okay. Because like she's, she's like, she doesn't, and she got, and she got the grin. She does the, after she's done, she doesn't. Make she knows she does.

Get a lot of that. Yeah. 100%. It's like. Get ready. Yeah, and she doesn't matter. You're carrying her, tough shit. Yeah.

You're like, it's like, this is, this is my thing. And then it's like, but she, but she proved to me today, she knew what she, so she knows what she's doing. Because she knows, like, like I'm an asshole for even bringing up that she would do it at preschool. Yeah, I'll crop dust him to red, but I'm not going to let them. No. No, what she said was, hey, look, all you assholes in this house, fair game. Yeah.

But I'm not an animal. I'm not going to, because she is, she is the proper one. She does the little ballet moves. She does like, she's like, because my oldest is like the tomboy. But the, she's picking out the shoes and everything. She's, she is mama's girl, right? And watching her then to go and without any, it's not like, because it's not one of those, oh, that's just a disgusting little kid.

She's like, no, she's a, it moves it. Like she's, this is what she's meant to do. Do you know, or does your family, implement the stink bug thing whenever you have a really bad one. You go ass up on the ground to try to. And the other thing is, like, I would do this to Lani when she was pregnant. I'd pat her, like, kind of almost like a sonic boom thing. Yeah, and to help her out.

Well, my daughter, we'll be in the middle of dinner. And she goes, oh, I got a stink bed. And she'll go, like, four feet from him. I'm like, you can go in your room. Like, why are you, we're eating? It's like a dog, like scratching her ass on the carpet. Well, it hurts. I don't, you can take 10 more.

Four steps we're eating right now. But that does not happen at my table because the three-year-old has a nose like a dog. And she'll be if anybody, like, and I'm not talking about, like, the other day didn't like the way the chicken tacos smell. And she's like, oh, stinks in here. Stinks. It's the tacos. Oh, I like smell. And like the other one is the tuna fish.

She goes, and it's not even like, she walks in with a smile and face and she knows she goes, every time she goes, stinks in here. And then she's tuna! And she runs out. And I'm like, you know, it's these, these, and it's always did your youngest get like, you know, I don't want to deal with it. She let her do what she wants to do. That's, I don't know, this is, this is how we feel.

Oh, how I get what, you know, I was, I was harder on my son. And then my daughter. Yeah, oh, definitely. 100%. Yeah. We would say to him like, come on, man. Just let her do what she wants to do. Right.

We're tired. Right. That is absolutely the same conversation. But she took my, I don't give a shit. It doesn't matter. You know you get it. You need it. I know.

You don't need it. Plus you don't need it. Plus, it's like, you know, where is this going to go? Yeah. But she just ripped it. It doesn't matter. You make a new one. You're making a big to you.

We just want her to be way and quiet. Peace. Just looking for some fucking peace. And it was like, and that's the problem is that you're turning, then you turn them into Kaiser Soze. Because like they, because when she now, she'll do something because she knows. And I told you it, it's the whole thing, the funny octopus. Oh, yeah.

Funny. It's, it's, this is how I want to watch it. Like today I was finally, nah, and then I had to pretend I was a dog. That was fun. My funny Octopus story is that, like, it was lunch. She had already had waffles for breakfast. And she comes in for lunch. She goes, I want waffles.

I'm like, you had waffles for lunch. It's Waffle time! And I'm like, yeah, you're having waffles. That was good. Yeah, it was good. And what I realized more is, like, and as cliche and as it sounds, you've got to sell everything you want to do as if it's the best thing in the world. Now, it doesn't work for certain ages.

You got to catch them at certain ages, obviously. Like, your 14-year-old's going to go. Nice try. Right. The other day, we didn't, wife was not anywhere near wanting to make dinner. I didn't blame her. Didn't really want to go out and get any pickup.

So we're like, what do we do? And my wife is as if she discovered time travel in that moment, says to me, eggs and breakfast for dinner. And I said, you're a fucking genius. So she's like, yeah, but I don't know if the kids are going to deal on. I go, they're going to get it. So I walk in, I go, guys, guess what?

And they're like, what, what? And I go, normally we never do this. But think about this. They're like, what, what? Handcakes, eggs. I'm like, Willie Wonka selling this shit. I'm like, I'm like, big breakfast for dinner. And there's this pause.

And I'm like, oh, no, they're not going to buy it. And then my three-year-old goes, Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's just running back and forth. Back first we did it. And the nine-year-old starts selling it.

It's like, woo. I'm like, and I walk in like I just sold Apple, right? And I look to my wife and I go, they're in. Yeah. She's like, really? I'm like, hey, listen. And it's like, how'd you get them so excited? I go, I just sold it.

Oh, shit, we're out of eggs. And that's it. Chocolate. They would love that shit. Oh, it was but some, that happened. Did you, um, you still haven't watched me or, huh? No. Blew it.

We're trying to, we're trying to, I went to bed at 9.30 at last, I'm trying to get back into this early morning groove a little bit, so. What time the kids got to be at school? Uh, 7.30 for my son to drop off at the place, but then conveniently, uh, my daughter is at 8.30 or so there's this weird kind of, kind of, but she's only two times a week. So we only have two more weeks left of it, and then they're going to have summer,

which I have no idea what we're going to do with them. Same. It's sort of going on a vacation. Can't go to a camp or anything or, you know. We were thinking about it, but still on it on it on, not ready yet. I don't think. But Mayor of Easttown, dude, you got to, I get going to bed early, but if you're going to watch something, you have HBO Max?

Yeah. Watch it. It's really good. I love the way it ended, too. I think, so one of my friends just said that they thought some of the writing wasn't good at the end. I loved it. I thought it was great. I thought she was great.

I think she was going to get nominated, Kate Winsland. Yeah, we still, we're got to finish Handmaid's Tale. Oh, yeah. We'll watch like two episodes of that show. It's not that it was bad. It's just, I don't know. A little too. It's pretty deep, right?

Yeah. Yeah. But now it's one of those like, well, we got to finish it up. How many seasons? It's only, I think it's only on its third season right now, right? Yeah. We watched the first two episodes of the first one. It's been a weird, I think we've been, like, we need the date.

We've been locked up a little bit too. Like, sometimes there's a lot of not television that gets watched together, and we only have the one in the living room, and I don't want to watch something on my computer or my phone or anything like that. So some, you know, like last night, she went in a room to go read, and I was like, oh, maybe I'll watch a show, and I just was like, well, she wants to watch that with me. I'm going to, you know, and then I fell asleep on the couch.

So, oh, God. Yeah, you just get so exhausted also. I was, my wife and I both were, yesterday was just too much trying to figure out. My daughter has a potential, she had to take her somewhere yesterday, right? So we get there, or she gets there, and it's like, it's still this big nightmare of a thing that happens. and then I'm working all day yesterday. I come back in, and it's just like the energy out of the room. It's just gone.

So by the time you get to something, I did watch the Ultimate Warrior biography on A&E for a little bit. Have you watched any of the wrestling docs? No, if you didn't watch me or if you'd watch Meera Vestown. I would probably watch that before I'd watch a crime drama. Because of the back in the day, you were a fan of that stuff. I was hardcore back then. We threw parties and had belts.

So you knew the old school was. Yeah, yeah. Then you should definitely watch Ultimate Warrior one because you talk about a guy who was in a small town. I didn't know a lot of his story. I mean, I was a big fan of his, but so this is the A&E docs on the old WWF wrestlers, but WW now. And they so far have done Booker T, which I thought was really good.

Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Stone Cold. I didn't see the Stone Cold one. The other ones that I mentioned, I saw, I know they have a Sean Michaels one and McFoly. But I started watching the war. because of exactly what you just said. Like, Sean Michaels always liked, respected, thought that he had some of the best matches ever.

He never really responded to him the same way. I did like The Warrior. So when I was watching The Warrior one, and so how much, do you know any of his story? I mean, that was the height of me watching it. You remember him as a character, but his backstory. So I didn't either, right? I just knew that.

So he grew up, he was part of the small, a small dude, which is crazy, I think. And kind of an awkward guy, very, like super small town. And then he got into, I think, playing football, but then even wasn't even that big, but then had a big fascination with like bodybuilding. So he starts bodybuilding. And this is during like the early 80s, 70s when Schwarzenegger is like the big,

he's like a massive superstar. So he was trying to do that. And then eventually he wasn't, he just wasn't making money on it. So he met up. He went to Venice, Venice Beach, and so he started seeing, like, the wrestlers, and he wanted to get into it. So he got involved, you remember, you know, Sting, who's still wrestling today.

Yeah. And he and Sting became a team, and they were partners. But at this little federation that they were together at one point, they were the Blade Runners, they started, like, painting their faces and shit. And then at one point, they were going to, I don't know, the checks that were backed up, and they weren't happy with it, so Warrior wasn't showing up. And so Sting goes and he does it anyway.

Warrior got pissed off at him that he didn't. And he's like, I'm going off on my own, did his own thing. And he, people don't understand. Also, and I didn't realize this. It makes sense when you go back in the time of it. Because back in the day with wrestling, people just kind of showed up and then made an impact, right? He had only been in the business for five years until he beat Hogan. That Hogan match was like the biggest match ever, WrestleMania 6 in Toronto.

And that's what really put him over as like a megastar. But he would only been in for five years. One of the main reasons that he, I think a lot of different reasons, that he didn't get along with a lot of other people because imagine you're in the business for like 15, 20 years, putting in your dues and then this like phenom guy comes in who's not super like, I guess as warm as everybody else. And he becomes like, because they were grooming him to be.

Because you remember back then how big Hogan was. Oh. And he was like massive. Yeah. Like, megastard. How many shirts I tore? I'm sure. He was like the guy.

And then they said, Vince, it was like, well, I need someone to succeed him. And they started building out the war. That's right where I know that it didn't ultimately turn into that because, no pun intended. But it, so I want to see, that's where I am paused right now. Because I got all, it's always in anything, whether it's like a, a biopic that's made, you know, or scripted or whatever. It's always the same formula. It's like, there's the rise and then... Yeah.

And then that's what I want to see what happened afterwards because he... I remember he was like the biggest thing ever. And after that Hogan thing, he just kind of his... He had a couple feuds with Savage and then it just went down downhill from there. I did watch the Glow documentary,

which I enjoyed immensely. That was what was on after SNL. That was... Yes. We would watch that out. Yeah, 11 o'clock. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I guess later, right? Yeah.

And I was like, oh, you know, and I think it was, you know, I was, you know, into an age where I mean I know I can tell and I guarantee you I know who you liked Hollywood and Vine right yeah yeah 100% you did because they also I figure what Ivory's name was ivory from the WWE was there and I can't remember what her name was when she was there but she was in Glow she was a victory I can't remember but I didn't I didn't get into the the show so much I did a little bit of it I kind of really yeah but I and I thought that

watching that documentary make me get into it more. But I don't know what it was. I think it was also, too, that, like, I started to watch it. And then, you know, we didn't, Lonnie had no interest in it. And so, you know, kind of stopped. There's just so, I don't know if you know this. There's a lot of content out there. There's a lot of content out there.

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