The Kristian Harloff Show - Black Widow Finally Announced for Disney+ - SEN LIVE #349

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

On today's show, Steph Sabraw hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Kate Mulligan, John Rocha, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña and Ryan Nilsen to talk Black Widow being delayed AGAIN but co-premiering on Disney+ Now, Michael Keaton is up in the air on being Batman in The Flash, Helen Mirren is in Shazam, and Regal and WB made a deal. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ladies and gentlemen. And some lumps of money in your future, something like that. Well, we made it and we have kind of the best crew because this is going to be the most just off the hinge. Talk about whatever we want slash some really cool news stories. I'm Seths-A-Raw, joined by the Queen herself, one of the funniest people, one of the greatest A-S-MR legends of our time. I'm talking about Kate Mulligan. Good morning! Good morning!

And her- I still got it. I still got it for us. If we're lucky, we'll get to hear that on the mic. You have no idea what it does to your body when you hear those noises revered through. And we have her ASMR King and partner in comedy crime. Brett Sheridan. Hello, hello.

My mom didn't ask me if that was a dildo, Kate. If that was a dildo, that would be called, that would be called the Click Killer 5,000. That would murder, murder you. She's like, not that I've ever seen what they look like. I just, I mean, it was, you know, so she's probably going to kill me for bringing this. Honey, honey, I had a similar dildo. In her defense, I could see that.

It looks very sexual, but I've used those before. All the intensity. Everything is sexual if you make it. What kind of sex are you having? Pounding. That's some 50 shades of gray pound it sex. All right. Okay.

For Keith Nelson in the chat. Sorry. Someone who also pounds it, Ryan Nelson. What's up, buddy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, guys, I found it, you know. Let's keep it, BG, right?

I think I missed this ASMR scene from the World Girls, but I now need to go back and watch it. I'm putting up clips of it separated so people can see it because everyone has to see it. And we have one of the cutest, most talented humans. Alex Marzonia, don't forget the Enya. Hello, it's very nice to be with ASMR royalty. We might do a whole whisper.

Oh, here we go. Here we go. A-S-M-R has sorted early in this Wednesday. Well, welcome, everyone. We have some cool news stories. Black Widow is finally announced Helen Maren to be in Shazam. And we have some exciting goals. Remember, it's $50 for impressions, and we picked the top four, I believe,

at the end of the stream to be able to do it. We have Brett and Kate here, so take advantage of that, if you will. And then we thought this would be fun. every time we reach $100, we're going to do a group dance. The first one will probably be a mock rana. Then it might be the machine washer, a good little dance, dance, dance, dance. Everyone needs a good dance break.

And then at 500, Ryan will be doing a mash-up karaoke, and we won't get involved in that. Good morning, everyone. Hope you all have a wonderful day. Thank you, James. Wonderful. Thanks you, James is one of the truly a nice. men on the planet. He's the one that his wife has our birthday, Brett.

Oh, look at that. Wow, every great is born on that day or what? Pretty much. Allure. So, we'll do the mash of karaoke at 500 and then at 650 if we're feeling really frisky. I do, I can and have the ability to go super sane.

I did it at the end of the World Girl's stream. If you want to see it again, we can do that for 650 and that will be a good time. But what's up, y'all? Are we having a good Wednesday? Kate, good to see you again. I got to tell you, it's a Wednesday. Okay, because we out here, winning.

You know what I'm trying to do? I'll just practice stuff is I was like, oh, I do have Bluetooth. I do have Bluetooth headphones. I guess I don't have to wear these things. But I don't know. My 2015 Mac is not. Oh, you can't do it? I mean, I'm sure I can't do it.

I just don't know. Do we open up the settings, Kate? Go to settings. Ryan, work her through that. I'll work through that. Good segment. Ryan's trying to tell me to do something. I think you did it.

I can't. Oh, great. I think you did it. You done did it. You done did it. You done did it. Everyone with us today, please send in any questions, comments, concerns. Really, we have two hours to hang out with y'all. So if you have anything you want to ask us about movies,

TV, girls, guys, humans, earthlings, werewolves, vampires, whatever it may be. We have a really epic crew here today to be able to answer and talk with y'all because that's what it's all about, is being in the community together and getting to have a great hump day. But Alex, what's our first story? All right, yeah, we talked about it a bit yesterday as it broke, but Black Widow has moved to July 9 and will have a simultaneous theatrical release

as well as the premier access fee of $30 on Disney Plus on the same day. Corella will also follow the same model on May 28th and other moves made by Disney yesterday include the Pixar movie, Luca, Luca going straight to Disney Plus, free guide to August 13, Marvel's Shang Chi moving to Labor Day weekend, September 3, as well as other movies. Are you surprised by Black Widow finally moving to Disney Plus step? And what do you think of all these other movies shifting? No, I'm not surprised at all. I think they were just waiting the longest amount possible to let us know. I think we're all, I don't know about y'all, but I have such fatigue when it comes to these release dates. I'm like, just tell me. James, did you get to your son's speech class? I actually asked because I had speech therapy growing up. She just ran to make sure that happen, I think. Yeah.

That might be actually no joke, which we'll ask her when she gets here. When you said happy Wednesday, Kate, realized. Yeah, Kate had this face. She was like, that sounds familiar. for some reason. I hope I'm not missing anything. She's such a good mom. James, thanks again for the donation. Keep sending them in y'all.

We have some good goals for you. So yeah, but I am not, I just want them to tell me, I'm like a mom waiting for their kid to tell them that they're having sex. It's like, just tell me when you're ready. Like I don't need the back and forth. You're making me feel weird about it. I just want to know when you're actually ready

to release the movie. And I feel like this is the time where it seems like this is, this is actually it. And it makes sense that they're going to release it on Disney Plus as well as the theater. I think they probably looked at the numbers from Raya and decided that it would be more beneficial for the film. Brett, what are you thinking?

Does it affect the way that you're going to view it at all? I think I'm with you, too. And I always joke every time they say, oh, they got pushed. I'm like, no, really? You know, I mean, like, it's, yeah, things are just going to keep getting pushed. I think they're getting pushed even more now because there is a lot. at the end of the tunnel that people are starting to see and they really want to, you know,

I wouldn't be surprised if it got pushed again. I don't know, but I still think 30 bucks. I don't know. I don't want to pay 30 bucks for something because I have the ability to wait years to watch a film. So as far as I'm concerned, my need for content isn't that much that I would rent something for 30.

But I know there are others who take in film quite frequently like Alex, who, you know, probably needs that because he's, he's, quote, you know, gone through all of Netflix. Right. You know, Finnish Tulu. He's one of those guys.

I feel like it makes sense, though, that they would release it in theaters, too, because theaters are already about to open, and I just even see in the chat here and from talking to people, people are so desperate to get back in the theater that I can't imagine that they're not making some money. And I know that there are a lot of people, not enough,

but a lot of people have gotten their vaccinations. And it's going to continue to go in that direction. So by the time we hit July, so many people are going to be vaccinated. If I'm vaccinated by them, by then hopefully I'll 100% see this in theater and support it. Ryan, is this a film you're going to see in theater? First off, is that something that all moms wait to be told by their sons? They want to know. Okay, good to know.

Oh, she's still waiting on you, Ryan? Good to know. She's still waiting. That was something that you had to, like, share. But anyway. No, it's not. It's not. Yeah.

Everyone call your mom right now. Let them know if and when you had sex. Interesting dinner later today. They want to know, but they don't want to know. Yeah. And if you don't know, now you know. I am very, you know, I'm sad that it's been delayed again. Black Widow.

This is, I think, like, the. fourth time it's been delayed. But I'm psyched to see it's going to be co-released on Disney Plus. This was probably the smarter move. I think more people will be going to the theater in July, or open to go into theater in July than they would be in May. This does kind of shift a bunch of things around, though, which is a little eye-opening. But it kind of makes me think, wow, HBO Max was onto something with committing to this earlier in the year. Maybe the fashion of which they've done it or did it wasn't the best. But now it seems like everyone's kind moving in that direction. Kate, did you forget about the speech therapy lesson?

no we're on spring break oh but james definitely got hurt and was doing that hurt cry oh sorry even this is the thing that's so tricky about this time is that i know he's with dicky i know dicky's got him but when you're a mom and you hear your kid do that cry you're like oh i'm the only one that you get like ego mania but also i don't want him to grow up and be like there was that time that mom worked from home and she never came out of the office even if i was hurt Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't want him to think about it that way. Right.

So Dickie was like, Dickie's like, I got it, I got it. I'm like, I know you do. But I need to have it. And sure enough, he just wanted to call him or he said, he was like, Bad signal. Tim Simball noted $20. While $30 is fine for those with families like Brett's and Kate, those I know who are MCU fans but are struggling with student loans and other financials

say it's too much. They also can't wait because MCU spoilers will be quickly. spread when it arrives. Well, so the thing is, though, it's opening in theaters, too. Yeah. Yes. So for those people who are, I don't, listen, I don't know that I do think you can't, did someone get hurt again?

I'll actually just go out and hurt them both. So then I know. They're like a super, but you are a superhero being called to action. The way in the quickness that you turned off your camera and left out was incredible. I'm going to tell you guys a story about it. No. Sorry. A lot of my.

A glow stick. A glow stick. A glow stick. There are two glow sticks. Okay. And. There was a glow stick. And there was a hole.

There was a whole. No. I'll tell you that story later. But I want to. But I, so in theory, depending on where you are in the country, I don't know what a movie. Let's say a movie ticket runs you 15. 10. I don't know what it runs you.

700. I don't know. It's been a while. If you're somebody who's been vaccinated or feels safe, you still could go see this in the theaters in theory. right my my misinterpreting that so for those people for those people who don't want to I do think it's actually super smart in this case because the truth is $30 for a family is a steal and also kids aren't going to be vaccinated by July kids might not be vaccinated here so if you're

somebody like me that's got concerns about your kids getting this virus because they have autoimmune issues or whatever then you're not I'm not taking my kids to the movies this year I'm like going to the movies this year but I'm not taking my kids with me so for me me absolutely if we were MCU people I would no question spend this 30 and not be mad about it like I was with Milan are your kids um into MCU yet we are not and it's only because like they're into this like we're Harry Potter and we're Star Wars right now like that's like really what we I mean and James is like very big into toy story um but yeah it's they're like really into what I am and I for whatever reason just have I'm sure that if I got into the MCU I'm sure if I watched the video

the videos oh she's all right old. I'll see those video cass. I bet they're going to be cool. The VHS. The tapes. I can't, I've got to, I'm going to get the, what's the first one I need to watch? The Iron Man? Yeah. The Iron Gentleman. Iron giant. Or if you want to do it is on odd for water.

The first 10 minutes of Thor too. Yeah, I don't know. Oh my God. By the way, you split it. Yeah. God. What are we at right now? Because I'll tell you what, if you guys just for the first, once we get to over the 100, I'm going to give you guys an impression of Ryan starting the show today.

Yes. Let's get to 100. Once we get to 100, I'm going to just. Once we cross over that threshold, I'm going to give you a Ryan impression that had me. She just gone in the peek-a-boop position. She's ready. I am ready for that. Send in your streamlabs super chats.

Let us know if you would go see Black Widow in the theaters, obviously pending on where you are with the vaccine and where you are with your decision on that. Or if you're going to spend the $30 for Disney Plus, Alex, what else was on the list and what got pushed back? All I heard was Shane Cheek, because that's the one I'm the most excited about. We also got Luca going straight to Disney Plus. So that will be Pixar's third movie going straight to Disney Plus, right? Onward? No.

Onward was theatrical. Oh, what? That didn't get like one or two weeks, yeah. Okay. Oh. Yeah. got directly to Disney Plus and now Luca is going straight there as well. Travis Gilbert donated $20.

A donation for James as Boo Boo. I have often been told by the wife he needs me when the boys got hurt. The bone is only sticking out a little, your fine kiddo. Something about they need a Band-Aid or medical treatment. Happy hump day. Humph day. Oh, okay. Well, first of all, that pushes over the threshold.

So here is Ryan Nilsen before this show today. So he mutes us all. So none of us can, but we just get to watch the Ryan show. And this is Ryan. We're seeing the side of him.

I'm going to see if I can give the side. Okay. Hey now, you're an all star. Get the game on. Go play. It was basically like many mumbling mice. Harm making my name.

He's like, I, T, nice. Many mumbling mice. And he's like, welcome to a sea. Co-sponsored by Skybounda.

Skybounda. Skybound no! James Nela donated $20. Please give that impression, Kate. Oh, you just got it, James. Oh, wow. Well, Kate, I thought you were going to do the other one where he had to change, take Roka's name off and then put it back on. No, apparently the John Rokka says is coming.

I hope he does. Yeah. John Roker says. The John Roga sets. We'll see. The one and only. Let us not be like that intro. Oh, my God.

You, I'll tell you what, Ryan, you, it was so funny because we were all just like, we were your captive audience. And I was, you were just like, hey now, you're an all star to get the game. Skybound. Skybound. Oh, skybound. All right, let's have a good show. Oh, my God. As if we haven't been watching the whole process.

peacefully intense. It's a peaceful, calm, but intense. Oh, so Rob's on, so, Roka's on. Oh, okay. I can't wait for Roka to come on, and then it will all be worth it that you went through the time to do that. It's like he wasn't on the weekly schedule,

but he was on email, so. Oh, God, he doesn't usually ghost. I don't know. What's happening? Ryan, can't go. I was going to say, it appears to me that you're back home. Yes. Were you not home this weekend?

I was not home this weekend. That was quick. Was quick. Okay. I was, and you know, I won't say anything. Yeah. I won't say anything like I haven't in the past. The only thing I'll say is I love you, Kate.

Um, what's the next story? Yeah, Alex, what's the next story we got? Uh, well, I just wanted to share that I would like to watch us in theaters. I want to be vaccinated by In the Heights, in June. June. That's the first one I'm going to see in theaters. But like this is, it gives, you know, families an option. And also what, I wonder if Loki will move now, because that's supposed to be June 11, six episodes. So then this, this release date would coincide with the fifth episode of Loki. So I wonder if they, in order to, you know, not have too much. Yeah. Thank you.

You read, you used your abacus on that shit right there. No, I know that was my bad for not asking Alex the question, but he had the best answer for us. So you, so if you have your vaccine, Alex, you're planning on seeing both in the heights and then Black Widow would probably be the second movie saw in theater. Probably, probably. Yeah. I just, like, and I'm all for like, please make sure it's 25% capacity, you know, lower capacity. So for in the heights, I can just sit in the corner about myself and cry and not be disturbed by anybody else. And not disturb anybody else either.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I think there's definitely a way there's, the theaters are the one that totally got screwed. over, I think, in the sense that I do, I'm totally with people social distancing and the right businesses having to be closed or having to set different protocol for safety. But so many things opened up with the same sort of situation where you're sitting in a closed place for a certain amount of time, one and a half to two hours, which is right around the theater. And they were the

ones who didn't get to be open. So I think people, as soon as they can get the opportunity, we'll be going there if they're vaccinated. And here's a fun little tip for everyone. Even pre-pandemic, don't sit right behind somebody or in front of them when there's plenty of space. My mom finally

went back to the theater and some asshole sat directly behind her with plenty of spots in the whole place and then she kind of had to get up and move because she didn't want to confront this. Yeah, well, you don't want to confront a Nebraska

and, you know, there we, there he goes again. Oh, she's seeing. I'm just saying. Do any of you have any crazy theater experiences, like the worst people stated next to you or, like, I don't know, you had the shits during a movie? With one of the best savings rates in America, banking with Capital One is the easiest decision in the history of decisions.

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I mean, always. That's good to say. Always. I actually, um, Roca is geese. Oh, okay. What's your gear? The one and only John Rokas entered the building. He entered at the perfect time because he always said. as a story about fighting a dude in the theater. Yeah, John, John, we'd love to hear your input on this, so I just posed the question. Did you get LASIC?

Oh, I can barely see. I'm back from the eye doctor. Oh, man. I like a robot like I like that Steph is coming from the lobby area of my eye doctor. Yeah. Listen, please initial your first and last name here, your date, and the doctor will be right with you. But your insurance. Would you like any curate coffee or tea?

We have wet wipes in the bathroom just in case things get a little. We got a dilated roca. Yeah, you got dilated roca. I feel like you did a stereo with us on our birthdays. I feel like from your eye doctor. Are you getting a surgery or something? I did. No, no.

I had to go back and get some more tests on the eye. So they were just looking at it. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah. I'm good. Just standard stuff. You know, I had a car accident in 91 where the rearview mirror like exploded into my eye. I have to get that text tested every few years. So yeah.

I'm so glad you can see and have no lingering like super bad issues, Roka. Is that you stuff? Yeah, yeah. Roca, knock knock. It's your office lady. Theaters have been doing a lot of work to reopen in the safest way possible if only people would follow the rule. It's almost like some of these people haven't been living through a global pandemic for a year now. Yep.

John, John, your paperwork is here. Have you guys talked about the new team yet, the danger zone? Have you guys talked about that yet? No? Okay. Oh. Let's do it. What was talking about?

Let's do it. John, we were talking about, we were, we can definitely switch to that if you don't have a crazy or, a better story to tell us of your in-theater experience. Like, has there been a super unruly person in there? Did you, like Kate, have the shits and do you have a story to share? I have had fights in movie theaters. Yes. I've heard John tell these stories, by the way, on multiple podcasts.

12. I've had two fights in theaters. Real quick. One was, I was dating my dental receptionist at the time. Me, basically. We went to go see, what was the Ben still with Eddie Murphy?

Money heist or whatever it was called? Tower Heist. Tower House. Tower Heye. Boy, I have a match on Friday. Anyway, Tower Heist. We're sitting there, and it's our first,

it's our second date, I think. We go to the movie, and this woman comes in, sits down next to, and with her husband, watching the movie, about an hour in, and I'm just sitting in. It's one of those seats where you can put your feet up on the railing.

Do you know what I'm saying? So I'm just comfortably watching this and whatever. And she's pregnant and her husband. So about an hour into the movie, they switched places. And then I adjust my arm to kind of lean back as I'm watching the movie. And he just goes,

boom, like this with his arm right into my arm. And I was like, what the fuck in the middle of the movie really loud? As a reaction. And he goes, you have been hitting my pregnant wife all day. And I said,

all through the movie and I said, I'm, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm just watching the movie. I'm sorry if I, she's, your leg is pushing against her. She is pregnant. Don't you understand? And I was just like, okay, I'm sorry.

I said, I'm sorry. I didn't know. She didn't say anything. And she's like, you did. You have been hitting me the whole movie. And I'm like, well, why didn't you say anything? And he's all upset and shit. And I was like, but you have no right to hit me like that.

But, you know, we can discuss it outside. If you want to go outside, we can go outside and discuss it. So what does he do this little ship? bird he goes and runs and gets the manager he leaves with his wife gets the manager his man and of course the de facto is absolutely mortified it needless to say this is our last date but she he comes over the manager he's like i heard you assaulted so i was like i didn't assault anybody this asshole co-cocked me with his walk and elbow because apparently he thought that i was hitting his wife with my leg as i was adjusting and moving over if she had said anything i'd have like adjusted my seats so it's just weird it's weird

Wow. Also, like, hearing this story in COVID times, I'm like, I can't believe you had to sit next to strangers. Yeah. I never want to sit next to a stranger again. I don't. I have no interest in it. Like, I don't want to know, you know, what your scent is. I don't want to pick up on your pheromones anymore. I just want to be with the people that I know. That's right. Life is changed. But Roka, you came in, you wanted to, interest. introduce the, what was it? No, no. Let's move past. Okay. But we do have a match airing today, Alex.

Yeah, we do have a match airing today. And if you were a patron, you would have been able to see it on Monday. But today we have for everybody, video Drew versus Elliot Dewberry and a singles match. So that drops at 2 p.m. for those who haven't watched it, aka are not patrons. So go please become a patron at patreon.com.com slash moat. Tomorrow we got Christy V on this from the stars versus Rick Ratt. on the Finstock Exchange. That'll be a singles match.

That'll be tomorrow at 2 p.m. And then Friday, we have another big day. We have three matches total. The first one is Paul Preston versus James White. So, Kate, who do you got there? I mean, somebody that plays for the den. And then later that day. I should say, currently plays for the den.

Later that day, we have our battlefield pay-per-view. And that will be the undercard is Liz Shannon Miller versus John Roko. Who do you got, Roka? The undercard. That's what I have. I have the undercard is what I have. No, I think I've got Liz Shannon Miller in this one. She looks really ready. I've seen her play against Chance and Bibbs. Roka's got his work. The outlaw's got his work cut out from this. It's not going to be an easy match. And a lot of people are saying already that this guy stayed in the game too long. He wasn't a coward and retired like Dan and Riley. He actually stayed too

long in in the game and now lightning Liz Shannon Miller looking to build upon what she's built the you know Sam Levine managing her she's there with Ethan Irwin who knows what kind of scrimmages they've been having so it's you know the outlaws got the exchange behind him but there are a bunch of rookies did Craig and JTE and Tom prepare and the rookies prepare him correctly for this match and his outlaw nation patrons we shall see but yeah I got Liz Shannon Miller in this one yeah All right. And then in the main event, we have Ben Bateman versus Mark Riley in the battlefield match. So that'll be a class between former teammates, am I correct? Yes.

Yes. I've got Riley. Me too. I've got Riley. Yes, I've literally got Riley and I've got Riley. Can that become the new sound? Can that be the new O'Ker? Can it be? You can use the case. Yeah. I think it's going to be such a great match.

That's all you can ever ask for us. I hope that it's super close the entire time. It's so exciting when it's like that. And I know both of them are so good at the game and are come so prepared. But I do think I just have a feeling about Riley this time. I got to tell you, I have never had to manage a live match before either. So this is going to be. Well, Kate, you have been killing every single.

single match. You're such an incredible manager. This is just no different. I'm just not the manager I was last year. I don't know if that made the jump to incredible, but I'm just not doing a bit the whole time. The video drew and a Dewberry match is really great. As a patron, I did see it early. And it's really fun. There's a lot of some marriage drama.

Marriage drama. You'll make sense once you see it. Oh, okay. But, yes, there's some marriage drama in that match. Wow. But I think I want Riley to win, but I think Ben will win. Okay. I don't know who to choose.

I don't know who to choose, to be honest with you, because both men want to prove something. But Riley, you can't discount Riley. Because if Riley is feeling it and he's in the zone, there is nothing Ben can do to win when Riley's in the zone. When Riley's shaky or he's not sure or he stumbles, then maybe Ben. can pick up the pace or pick up the victory.

But remember them last year in that tag team or in that tag team match against Shazam? Like it was, they both Imp. Morgan might say. Yes. We love a good hot take.

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Make sure you also subscribe to Shmodon Extra. Shmodown Extra on YouTube to catch the replays as well. So that will be premiering on Tuesday, March 30th. 30th. I'll be there. I'm so excited. Come hang out with us. It's going to be a really great season.

The funniest part is the, yeah, the levels of Marzonia was like, the levels of bitterness that just happened, which was Marzonia's like, for anybody who wasn't drafted, and then Ryan's like, no, no, actually I'm bitter that I wasn't drafted. And I'm not even in the FCL. Everybody's got COVID over here. We all coughing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. The shade, Alex throws the most quiet shade. It's quite poetic, actually, when it goes down. It's like, you miss, if you miss it. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.

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Thanks, Ryan. Yeah, that's a really great deal. MasterCross is a really sick program. Steph, are you riding me into your script? Because, I mean, if you're about representation, you should probably have an old white dude in it. Right, right. Let me promise you one thing.

There might be a lot of old white dudes on earth, but there is not another Brett on Earth. If I could take your IPs, like that, then yeah, let me write you in. I should be so lucky to be able to write you in as a character. That would be amazing. Thanks for that, Ryan. Reminder, send in stream lab, super chats.

Any questions, comments, concerns that you have on the league. The match is coming up on Friday, who you have Riley or Ben. And anything that we're discussing today, a black widow announcement, Helen Mirren, to be in Shazam, which I assume will be our next story, anything that you have. Just send those in. $50 for impressions. Remember that we pick the top four at the end to do impressions. And that at $500, Ryan will do a mash-up karaoke.

And if we reach $6.50, I'll go Super Sayan. So Alex can be get to our next story? Yeah, let's do it. Helen Mirren. I don't know what that means. I have a Super Sayan outfit and I'll put it on and become a Dragon Ball legend. I got to look this up. Out.

Sorry. I don't know. He also had to look up Gigi. Hadid today. Yeah. Oh, my God. He's like, what is? I was like, your daughter's going to be the next Gigi Hadid.

He's like, right? I got to look that up. Kylie Jenner, Lip, Filler. What does that mean? Okay. Alex. Speaking of Gigi Hadid, Helen Mirren has joined the cast of D.C. Shazam. Here are the gods.

And we'll play the villain Hespera daughter of Atlas. Maren joins returning cast members, Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan, Gray, and newly cast Rachel Zegler and the movie is set for June 2023. Stuff are excited to see Helen Mirren in a villain role. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like we have seen her in a little, in roles, not necessarily the true villain, but like mixed character roles where she has motives that are selfish and self-indulge. So I think that I could totally picture her doing that. I feel like most of the British actors

I can see as villains. It's like such an easy crossover for so many of them. especially the ones who have been working in Hollywood for so long and she's a legend so why not do something like this i think that this could be a really cool fit to especially see helen mirren in dc that that's something that i wouldn't have guessed a few years ago but i'm excited about kate what's your thoughts on this a hundred a hundred percent with you um yeah she's i just for me she's she's definitely somebody like i've not i correct me if i'm wrong but have i seen a movie that she's She wasn't fantastic in? No, right?

Like she's... Oh, Ryan. Wow. Ryan. No, I can't think of any. Oh, okay. I can't think of any. It's like...

Fate of the Furious. Can't think of any. I can't think of any. That she wasn't fantastic. And she's just, she's, she... Everything she touches, I feel like is gold. She's one of those actresses that I just... I bow at her altar.

So I think it's great. I mean... Emo Knight donated $20. My hopes are so high that your kids might kill me. So won't you kill me. So I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst, to break or bury, or wear as jewelry, whichever you prefer. Emo Knight, thank you.

Someone, someone found my diary. Yeah, you found my eighth grade diary and I want to know what hot topic did you steal it from. Thank you, Mo Knight for that. That was amazing. Hey, were you finished with? I was, yeah. For me, I sort of am like, there's part of me like this is. Johnny five for life donated $100.

Wow. I finally watched the World Girls Marathon last night. Holy unicorns. I mean, Brett and Kate, you nearly fucking killed me with your ASMR segment. I haven't laughed but hard for 10 straight minutes in over a decade. Had tears and cramps. Oh, I got to see this. Thank you, Johnny.

Well, thank you so much for that. That one, yeah, we'll be clipping it out. You'll see Roka segment too. Roka shared an incredible story with us. So we'll be able to share those. Thank you for sending you that generous donation, though. You're a king man. And Kate, you were finishing your final.

I'll tell you what. No, I'm going to just keep doing it because the, this, the, the, the Schmobot can tell I'm talking. So I'm just going to talk slowly. And maybe that's a big of a comment. I just, there's a part of me that like my gut and this, I, you can come eat me alive for this people. I understand.

But I'm like, she's too good for D.C. That's like my initial gut on this. I know. Do you have anything back to say to that thought from Kate? I don't know that I stand by that comment. It was just my gut instinct. I feel you. She was just in a Fast and Furious movie, Kate,

so I don't know if she's too good for DC. You know what? You know what? Actually hearing that, I'm like, you know what? DC's a step up for her. No. We've been seeing, you know, all these old fogies coming out of the woodworks like Michael Keith and other people.

stepping out the male old fogies coming out why not a grand damn of the screen to step into dc someone is powerful and remember for those of you who are massive fans at x caliber brett knows what i'm talking about helen mirren was an awesome villain in that movie so for her to kind of go back to these villainous ways i think is great uh i'm excited to see who she might be playing and she kind of classes up the joint as well so this is that was that was what i was trying to yeah yeah that's that's that's what i meant thank you yeah and she's funny and so she can roll with whatever the tongue-in-cheek-type approach to Shazam is going to be. And who knows if she's connected in some way to the Black Adam thing that they're messing around with with the Rock?

I don't know, but either way, I think it's great to have her be a part of this. And I love it. I think it's so much fun, depending on what villain she's going to play. She could be in the DC universe for quite some time. Roka, you just came with points, my friend. Points were just made by Roka. Are you a fan of the first Chisholm? And does it excite you that Helen could be will be in the second one?

You're going to make me follow Roka's eloquence. I know. Roka just like, Roka came here like this was a debate team session. It's almost like he's really good at this. Yeah. It's almost like this is a job. I love the Excalibur.

That was, I think that was like, uh, that was 1981 and it had an intermission when it played on a, it might have been HBO or whatever. It gave you an intermission to go to the bathroom. It was only two. hours and 20 minutes.

So, but yeah, and I think it was very sexy, if I remember correctly. And I was probably too young to, no, no, yeah, I was probably too young to be watching it. But yeah, so if it's anything like Excalibur is what I'm saying. I'm sorry,

Roka just took me way back into a different place bringing up that film. Excalibur. Yeah. I don't blame you first. I love Helen Merritt. I love, you know what? I love her documentary now. The fact that she's just this well-established, you know, an actress and she's willing to do these, you know, silly intros for these things. And they said that she's great to work with and she's super fun and gets the humor of it.

So, yeah, I'll watch anything she's in. That's my take. She's also on Master's. Paddington's here, Jane. I was hoping she would be the villain in my, in Paddington 3, but I guess not, or at least not for now. She would be a great villain. Thank you. Farewell. Eat some marmalade you, motherfuckers.

Bye, Paddington. Also, what is cinnamon shrimp crunch behind Paddington? Did you see that? Have you not heard about that? Oh, okay. Okay, let me fill you in on some deets. So apparently Jensen Karp, who's married to Danielle Fisiel. Don't know either of those people.

You don't know Topanga? Topanga. Oh, Topanga. Topanga. Oh, yeah. From step-by-step. Yeah, her husband is Jensen. Yeah.

Her husband is Jensen Karp, and apparently he found shrimp tails in his cinnamon toast crunch. And then, like, as he was going through it, more, he was like, they found some, like, black, weird stuff on the, on other pieces of the crunch. And then they also found, like, little pieces of rope as well. It's really weird. And then cinnamon toast crunch was like, oh, yeah, we're sorry about that. It's just, like, accumulated sugar. That's what they claimed it was. Yeah.

And he's like, no, these are clearly shrimp tails. Motherfucking don't tell me what this is. I know what this is. Apparently you take it to a lab right now and so they're waiting on like results and everything. As a company, why just admit that it is shrimp tails or something? Why are shrimp such a problem to produce? You know, even when you get devane shrimp,

there's still veins in the shrimp. I feel like they show up and shit on everything around them. I don't, and how do you get in a cinnamon toast crunch box? I don't understand. Staff, let me ruin shrimp for everyone right now. A marine biologist told me there is no good way to raise shrimp that even the ones that are, they're destroying whatever coral reefs and stuff like that. There's no sustainable way to, and I feel guilty every time I eat it.

Thank you. It's a very special anniversary today. The day Randy Johnson murdered a poor little bird with a baseball. Oh, yeah. For those unfamiliar, Roker, please explain. Yeah, this was years ago, real quick, but years ago, Randy Johnson was, he's a pitcher, very famous pitcher for, Middle League Baseball. He was throwing like, I don't know, 104 mile power fastball as a bird was coming across the plate,

absolutely shattered the bird. Just all you see is and then just a bunch of feathers everywhere. If you haven't seen this, and I hope Kate's looking up. I'm, I've got to tell you, I'm just looking at the shrimp right now. Oh, yeah. Who do I need to? Between the shrimp and a bird getting hit by a fast-pitched baseball. Are you nuts?

What is this world? What are the laws of gravity? This doesn't seem humanly right. Ray. Oh, my bird. Ryan, can I share my screen? Oh, yeah. I'll show the thing.

I'll show the clips. Go for it. Go for it. Yeah, not the bird, but the thing here. Where is it? I am now not only out. outraged by a bird being murdered, but by shrimp being farmed improperly. There it is.

There it is. Look at that. That's shrimp and that's rope. That's shrimp tail. Straight out of, yeah. It's shrimp tail, okay. In cinnamon toast crunch defense, what is that, General Mills? It does say made in a lab that produces ropes and shrimp.

shares equipment that produces ropes and shrimp it's just a little slip up Gary was like he's like oops I forgot to do the conversion

from shrimp and rope to there's also a picture there's like weird it looks like shrimp poohos and like black just sugar

it's just sugar eat it have any of you found anything crazy in your food before I found a roach in my in school lunch

in my green beans and I took it up there and they gave me just another batch. From the same batch that came with the roach. I was like, I'm like, this is gross. I should get a, you know, like this should be they didn't give it to me for free. They didn't give me my money back.

Nope, they just gave me some more of the green beans that Julie is calling that school right now. Wow. They're giving you the thing that already was infected. Yeah. Like, Taco Bell being like, oh, let me just give you, oh, that your contrapp had shit in it. Let me give you the gloves that it came in. Just send you the shit filled gloves. No refund on my buck 25 or whatever a lunch cost back

then that would seem like a lot of money. Can I tell you? Just for kids. I came across when I was home, my, my hot lunch form. I don't know why my mom still. I'm sure it was just like in a bunch of paperwork that she just shoved. Um, hot lunch meals were, when, I was in school and this was 93, 94 maybe. I, my mom was paying. It was like $5 for, no, no. It was like $7 for a week of five lunches, $7 a week to have all five days of lunch. That's crazy.

$7. How much is it now, Kate? I would not. I mean, honestly, we did the hot lunch program. It was $8 a day at my kid's school. Wow. Because there's a woman making fresh meals. So for what I would pay for one day of my kids to have is what my mom was paying less than that for me to have hot meal lunches for five days of the week.

I was like, this is wild. Anyway, I guess it's not as impressive as I thought. But it was like a buck 25 per meal. Oh, yeah. The fun thing back then, too, is they labeled your cards A, B, and C. So if you got like discounted meals because, you know, your parents made less money, I'm not talking about myself. I was lucky.

But there were kids that were horribly picked on because I'm like, I'm like, what a shitty thing to do to a kid is to make a big C on his lunch. So he's saying, this is the one that gets free meal. So when you're in line with him, you know, D-Bag McGee's going to be going, you get free lunch. That's what he sounded like. And I hope he still sounds like that. And he stinks.

34-Sutherland donated $20. He's a stinker. First lunch within laws. in my mother-in-law's food at a restaurant we found a rusted nail. They just took away the food and gave us the same dish. No sorry, no discount. Unbelievable. Anyways, shlong, shlong, shlong, shlong. Ryan Payne donated $20.

You know times are tough when cinnamon toast crunch outsources its production to Bubba Gump shrimp. All that is missing was the special toy prize to be ping pong balls. I know, I think it's fair to say. it's fair to say i think cap and crunch has something to do with this yeah oh it's a rumor start wow also someone keeps tweeting at me the clip of the bird dying yes please wait that's got to be a bad omen oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh sorry i probably should have to trigger warning it's Wednesday morning I'm not trying to witness murder as I proceed with my day it's manslaughter What are I think?

It's just the odds. Truly, the scientist, that's all I can think about is like, what are the odds that that bird in that large of a space would go there at that moment? I mean, it's, that's like, that's the bird's unlucky day, but also, like, odds-wise, it's the bird's luckiest day ever. Was the team a bird team? Was it, like, the raffles? Yeah, was it the Orioles?

I think it was a daven-backer. I think I thought you were going to say that was a choice of the bird. He's, like, planning this entire orchestration. Yeah, I mean, it was a rough time. I mean, to be living in a stadium, he didn't want to be. That used to be a field, like an open field. And then you come in with your trash stadium. And yeah, what does that bird have to live for anymore?

And he's like, I'm going to get in front of one of these big flying balls and get disintegrated. We have with us today. We have with us today the lawyer for the bird, Mr. Sheridan. Yeah. Would you like to speak on behalf of your now-deceased client? I think I just did. I'm sorry. I think I blew my load on the earlier bit.

I don't know if I could continue it. God damn, stadiums. Wow. Do you think this bird chose to live in the stadium? This was a rich and beautiful field of green. And you built it up for your sports games. I'd like my partner, Ben Matlock, to come in here and wrap this all up, because Ben Matlock always gets his man.

Hit it, Ben Matlock. Roka, that's you. You're Ben Matlock. I've got to work on my Matlock. There is. For the audio listeners, John Roka is playing Ben Matlock and just gesturing, like every president has in the past. Yes, he's doing us some sort of, oh, it's a bird exploding. He's acting out the bird.

It's a bird. It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby. And he salutes this country. Yeah, my grandpappy, my grandpappy always said, you know, if you don't want to get a bird exploded by a baseball, don't build a baseball field in a bird sanctuary.

Exactly. I arrest my case, jury. I rest. But I'm Sheridan. We do not deserve you on this panel. Thank you for another exclusive. news story on the Sien network. Ben Matlock was pretty great too.

Yeah. Ben Matlock didn't need to say anything for us to feel everything. We are in debt to you, Ben. Thank you. My friend, Brent, that Kate met, that was our guest on Brent and Kate show, we used to paint houses together. And we'd come home and take like four hour lunches watching Matlock. But we called him Ben Matlock because we knew him that well. We'd just be laying on the ground like, do we have to go back? One more Matlock. One more Matlock.

So good. Oh, my God. We're 140 away from a karaoke mashup. Send in your stream lab, super chats on anything that we've talked about. If you have any crazy bird stories, movie stories, anything that we've discussed today, throw them in there.

It's a hump day. Let's get weird. And Ryan, did we come to you with your opinion on Helen Mirren and Shazam, do you have any thoughts on it? I love this. Shazam's my favorite DC movie. I think she's one of the best actresses, hands down of all time. Also, I mean, I have like a unique connection to it. It was the first Red Carbvre premiere I ever went to, which was really cool.

I know. And they were giving everyone the bird. No, it was really fun. It was really fun, and I think this movie just sounds remarkable. Like, it had a lot of hard. You almost had a throwback feel or vibe to it, like in a late 90s. or early 2000's family film that had some dark moments. Remind me a lot of Jamanji in that respect.

Like the whole family could watch it, but when it gets dark, it gets dark. And I'm psyched for this sequel. I really do think they're embracing it. And leading up to Black Adam, wow, you have someone with Gravitasa, Helen Mirren. All the better. Alex, we heard from Paddington, but not you. Any scathing thoughts on the subject? No.

I mean, it's always good to have a legendary, theater film actress in this in uh your superhero movies so you can you see a lot of legends moving into uh getting snapped up by dc r marvel and so yeah i'm i'm glad that she's going to be in it and it and uh she will be playing the villain hespera and in the article it said she might be like a sister of rachel zegler also so that'll be interesting to see how that works if that is true or not so we'll see yeah let us know your thoughts in the streamwabs Super chats on Helen Maren in Shazam, and if you'd like to see anyone else pop up into the film. Alex, anything next?

Yeah, we got Regal and WB. So Regal Cinema. What a pitch! We got a... What we got here? You know, Snowbaden, your grossest thing you found in food and your favorite Ben Matlock episode. Yeah. Those are, I'm sorry, those are 150 apiece.

I just need to real quick. I just real quick need to just reach Alex, real quick, guys. Alex, are you thinking of throwing yourself in front of a fast-pitch baseball? Alex is the bird. The whole metaphor was told for Alex tonight. Alex, just because you don't want to do this particular job anymore. I feel like a softball would be enough for Alex. 16 inch or 12 roka

16 inch soft have any of you ever played slosh ball no it's like drunk kickball basically there's a keg stand on second base it's a stupid college game but it is fun and I think that we should do it when this when we when we're all thousand percent

I was already creating the new league yeah yeah Oh, and here's the catch. You have to be carrying a full cup of beer as you run the bases. Yeah. And so if you get, so if the ball gets kicked at you, you have to decide, are you going to drop the beer? You're going to try to catch or, like, do it all at the same time. Incredible sports is what it is.

Always, always save the beer. I mean, I would be terrible at this game, but don't. I have uncles. These are the ones that are at this comedy show in New York. It's a fun box donated $50. Sorry. Hey. That was, wow, thank you for the donation.

Thank you. I love how Kate's fun box says nothing and just like comes in hot. Oh, it comes in hot. Is that, was that considered a strike or was it a foul ball? Like, what was the call in the fields? Oh, yeah. Foul ball. Oh, yeah.

For the audio listeners, he was referencing the word foul, F-O-W-L. Chicken, get it? Back to birds. Back to birds, y'all. Oh, my God. Alex is gone. Brett's muted. Oh, yeah.

Brett's muted. You played the kickball version of this? Of sloshball? Yeah, no, no. That's what, oh, yeah. Is there a different version of sloshball? Oh, well, we were smart. We played this with softball,

because that's what you want is a lot of beer drinking and bats flying. No. And ball. Yeah, no, our sloshball was a softball game. See, that's what you want. See, that's the white boy version. Like any white guys are like, let's take it to the next fucking level. Like that's how jackass was incepted.

It's like anything we can push to the limit. Let's do it. That's not hard balls. Gotta respect that though. Gotta respect the hustle on that. There's a lot of stuff in that community. Hit me as hard with a ball as you can. Come on.

That's a man's game. God. Yeah. Feel that? I wonder if we'd be able to reenact. I think we could reenact that, that pitch. If someone here has feathers, we could do like a cross-zoom recreation at 700. All right, 700.

Yes, 700. I'll pitch the ball. I'll be the exploding. Yes. Please make this happen at 700. We're getting an artistic display of what happened to a bird in a baseball field. You won't want to miss this. We're at 415 right now.

So what's that 3.45 away from that goal? Can we also do it? I'll let Charlie Chaplin and have the bird, bird, bird, bird's the word playing in the back. Yeah, I can do that in the back. I can put on a really, like, nice little chaplain outfit. Got you? Yeah. I just go in white face really quick.

So follow up. Do you think that football played on an iced pond drinking beer was a bad idea, too? You think that one? What? Did anyone die by slipping into the ice? They hurt a lot of bits. You got hurt a lot. I'm like, can I be the manager?

You know how my past two years have gone. Oh, my God. I'm doing with ice hockey. Ice hockey? Yeah. Nothing like drinking and sharp feet everywhere. laser feet for you.

When I went ice skating, oh my God, this is actually a horrifying story. We went as a third grade class. It was one of our only field trips ever. And it needs to say it never happened again because we were ice skating and one girl just like put her hands on the ice

and someone skated over her finger. Yeah. Her finger survived. No, but they were like slashed and dashed. Yeah, it was. Really, really crazy. She said very casually. No, they were like slashed and dashed.

Yeah. So not. They were like, yo. They were like. They were like Guns and Roses guitarist and incredible sun. Like this. They took out their sewing machine and went to work. This is all fun, all fun in games.

Brett, are you doing a stereo after show today? Yes, I will be with Ryan Nelson, my backup. Oh, Ryan. My backup. My backup with the slack up. No, no, yeah. 1205PT. Ryan Nilsen, Brutcheron.

W.dneyuSterio.com slash Brutherden or slash Ryan Nielsen. Yeah, we're going to be talking all things, exploding birds. We're going to talk about bad games to play while you're drunk. How I have the luck that both of my cars need repairs at the same time. You know, that's always fun. But, yeah, we're going to have a good. Yeah, well, I just took the new one in and it had half the work done. We can talk about this.

We'll save it for after that. Say that. But yeah, so stereo today. Come in. We got your questions and we're going to be able to get to a lot more now because we can weed out the trolls that are coming in and get rid of those kids that keep popping in. Because, listen, if you're under 18, don't get on this thing. It's not for you. But we are having a lot of fun.

Ryan and I, sometimes we don't even get to the question. I'm sorry because I just really enjoy talking. talking with him. Yes. Yeah, but we can get it to more now and check it out. 1205 PT. We should be able to just throw a piece of bread in our face right after the show and come in attain you some more.

So get ready to stereo. Oh, God, I need some tums. Oh, you're feeling some heartburn, nausea, indigestion. It's like every time I eat food, I get. heartburn. Is that normal? Is that normal? If it's just any sort of food? No, no, no. Okay. Here's what I've learned in my short and stupid time in this world that I've heard that the gut is the second brain. So if anything is wrong with the gut, it's indicative that something major is going on, that your stomach helps be really, really important. Not to lighten the mood,

but heartburn, stop, wait, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, nausea, diarrhea, I screwed that up, but if you're having any of those often, maybe check up. Around the corner, but it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, no, it's, I've got a GERD, I think it is. Yeah. But, yeah, it's fun. It's fun. But listen, guys, everybody's sending $300. Tell us a GERD story.

It's either, we got GERD's birds. You got three things. GERD's words. and Helen Miram. Okay? And whatever, your favorite, Helen and Merrim, bird explosion,

Gerd story. I'm going to go take some tough. I love that guy so much. Alex, should we get to stream labs right now? Or is there another story when we want to hit? Wait, let's get the stream labs,

but how do you spell Gerd? GERD. GERD, I believe. Okay. We lost John and Brett. Oh no. And he's back. Let's get the stream lands.

We were going to play Smoshball, but then we came back. Oh, don't ever play without me, John. The FOMO I will feel will be unreal. Yeah. I would be dead within 10 minutes. Turn up your leg to be kind, John. Yeah. I tear hamstring.

Can I tear both hamstrings at the same time? no you wouldn't bring it if you protect the beer you're gonna be fine yeah just bring like helis or something so you don't this is what I was gonna say I have two uncles so my one uncle that I told the story about in New York for any of those of you that were at the New York Shemotown and then the comedy festival there or the comedy show were there before my uncle who was there who was like this unbelievable guy but he was with his brother my other uncle and they went um they went they went golfing one day they had beers and her hands and my cousin was driving and he tipped he rolled the golf cart and they're all okay but the

first thing my one uncle says is shit i spilled my beer that's all he cared about that's the family i come from oh my god you can tell so much about a person that rolled the golf cart they're like like golf cart is they're they're strewn across a green room just worried about smelling this beer. Oh, man. Gotta love it. I didn't say it was a great story, but it's a, it's a, speaking of indicative, it's an indicative story.

Of the Mulligan family. That's right. Yeah, Hercules, Mulligan, knock her down, she gets the fuck back up again. Alex, should we hit the stream labs? Let's do it. Let's hit the clerk stream labs. Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, first one from Trowgli. Orsnake Jake Honcho. Thanos would be happy because there is balance between white people and minorities on today's show. Question for everyone. Are you living your dreams? If not, what's stopping you? Hi, Brett, my favorite reasonable white man.

I'm scared to go to movies if Roka's the... If your wife's pregnant and you're... That's where it ends. It's Rokka. This is Spence was killing me. Yeah. Maybe if Roka's there. I think it's supposed to be there.

I'm a very conscientious film. I like... I don't like to make a lot of noise. to keep you know i don't like to course so i was just very shocked by that whole experience it's your career dude i do think if you can avoid sitting in front of someone you should because people like to put their feet out including you

you know like i always will my feet was on a railing not on their chair not on their chair she was next to him she was next to me yeah walatoff shrimp cocktail donated twenty dollars rochu it's gonna be so sweet to see that cowboy hat droop when Liz whoops you. Just like it's going to be so sweet to see Bateman drop those sunglasses

when Riley beats him. Sox to be you nerd. Who's this? Who's that? This is a Milotov Shrub cocktail. Uh-oh. Not in a Papti Crunch. Yeah. Did you see the meme? Someone put the communist manifesto inside a box of the

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Nerd Academy podcast donated $20. Doing some note right in to cover upcoming matches for our MTS show the number one contender. This is the perfect background entertainment for it. Good luck this week outlaw.

By the way, when you picked Liz Shannon and Miller, I was so confused and like, who is he? And now I'm with you now. I'm with you now. Thank you Nerd Academy for that. I understand. Wait, I'm so funny when people

come to talk shit to Roka. If I could choose the last person to talk shit to I probably wrote up. Like, why? Do you hear what this man says? I mean, the outlaw has no limits. And he will drag his balls across your face.

I don't know why people keep testing this. I will show up at the AMPM that you're working at, and I will drag my balls across your face. Then I'll drive you home to your mother and present you, make you repeat what happened to you. So that, you know, because I know you're living with your mom. I will repeat, make her repeat, make you repeat the story to your mom. And she'll know what to do with you after that.

She'll know what to do. Roka. Roka lives on Reed Street, okay? Yeah. This is the Roka Rodeo, and he's like the fucking bull. He will buck your ass down of the fucking arena. If your sister's home, you're in more trouble than you don't. I'm from the South, son.

I know how to handle a justice. Oh, my gosh. Justice is served. We're $20 away from a mashup remix by, Ryan Nelson and we'll time along with it. $40 away. $40 away. So keep sending in those streamlap super chats.

You can talk shit to Roka if you feel like doing that. Yeah, $50 and above. But send in any questions, comments, concerns on anything we're talking about, $50 to get your face dragged on by Roka's balls, your choice. Or whatever. $50 in home address attached to the comment. Roka, has anyone ever asked you on Cameo to like talk? about yourself being a bad like has anyone ever like has Bateman ever like

sent in a cameo been like say that you're I want you to cut a promo saying you're the worst promote I'm saying you're the worst front of there was you know that if they ask you don't have to do it you know that right oh I didn't know that I thought they pay you the money and then you have to okay got it got it no no I've turned down six cameos really yeah because of some of the things they've asked me to do like dad I'm not gonna do that so it's just like it's like is that kind of situation yeah people gave me shit because I put it at $50 for $50 I just got six requests so Christian Christian was one of those people yeah

yeah his is like 15 or so yeah Christian was like do it all think it's like how much how much do you think minus how much you think like you just went into Italian mall boss as you were trying and how much you think they pay for me name me the last good promo Christian Harlov cut I'll wait I'll wait And that's on Reed Street. He's going to read off. Your history will be read for Phil. Anytime he wants to go to tone a promo off, we'll do it.

We'll go. I'm just staying back. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'm going to get in the way of this fastball here. We're East Coast boys. We could go if we wanted to go like a promo off.

That'd be a lot of fun. It's so funny. The difference between East Coast and West Coast people, in my opinion, humble opinion as a West Coastian. I want nothing to do with your conflict. I'm like let's be peaceful. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm going to be

sitting here in my tent of peace and not dealing with this. I will run away from unless like you really say something and I have to say it, I will avoid it. But East Coast is like, did they tent me even if they didn't let's fucking go. What the

fuck? It just started. We have to do. have to stay in practice. But see, but Sabra, I think the reason you don't go at people is because, you know, if you open the can,

it's a really, it's like the lamp, you got to shove the genie back in there. Because once you, the lamp is open, I think Sabra could eviscerate people. Oh, yes. No,

I used to, okay, here's, here's the honest truth. I used to live. I used to live in fight or flight mode. Like in, and that was fight mode switched on 24-7. Right.

From like a child to, 22, 21. I was still a child. Great. So still a child. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would like pull my earrings out like be ready to fucking what about the nails. Yeah. No, I didn't have nails at this time. So, so I didn't have that weapon. All I had was my words, which I could make anyone cry in like seconds. And then I realized I couldn't keep living like that. The way that I, the Catholic guilt, Kate, you know this.

weighs on you. So every time I would talk shit like that and make someone cry, I would act like I didn't care and then I'd go home and be like, I actually feel really bad about that. Like, that didn't make me feel good. That didn't make me feel good. My parents will tell you, I used to ground myself when I would like step over a line and be like, okay, that was probably like two days where I need to go upstairs into my room. Like they'll say the story to everyone. I have a really bad conscience. So now I just can't let it live with me. If people don't have good interactions with me. That's how my anxiety is set up. I will overthink that interaction over and over again. So I can't really, yeah. Yeah. So shit talking is taking a backseat. John, can you please turn up your

volume? Who? Please turn up your volume, John. Oh, sorry. All good, all good. That's why you know. No one's ever said that to me in my entire life. Turn up your boy. Yeah. We can't hear you. But I love East Coast shit talkers You know, Roxy and I are complete opposites like this She's ready to go Like before you even say three to one

She's out the box And I love that about her I just I'm like in like Reefer Madness Over here under a palm tree I think I've seen Roxy Like slamming someone's head in a car hood Before driving past a gas station

I can see her in one of those modes She's so good at it Oh man But she also, but Roxy, I'll tell you what, Roxy takes her hits, man. She, the amount of stuff, I, like, the match that, the Janine match that had played, like, the comments on it were, like, one of them was just like, Kate and Roxy are both so annoying. And I, like, sent it to her. And I was like, hey, congrats to us both. And she was like, listen, this is like my day.

Like, she was just like, she's like, I don't, she's like, they're not wrong. I am annoying. She's like, I don't know if it's mad at me because I'm annoyed. or because I was born annoying. I don't know. Like, I was like, oh,

gay. No, she gets so much shit talk to her. So much. They're really good. And it, like, some of it,

yeah, some of it's like she bucks. So like, knock a few bucks, she's ready for it back. But some of it, I'm like, where'd you even come up with that?

Yeah. It's so random. I told it, I told me yesterday. You got to turn it around. The reason they come at you the most is because they actually do respect you the most. And they're threatened by you the most.

Yeah. That's why they come at you the most. They don't come at people. They actually don't feel threatened by or don't, you know, think their opinion is that important. So it sucks to endure it. But it's also kind of a hallmark of how you've established yourself in this sphere, you know. Kat Williams, one of my favorite stand-up specials of all time,

Pimp Chronicles Part 1 when he says, ladies, if you have 15 haters, you better find out how you get to 18 by the end of summer. If you have haters, if you're looking for haters, send them to me. through Super Chat. Oh, it said, uh, it said, this is super chat, right. I just ate a bunch of shrooms and hopefully your day is as good as mine is. Oh, have a happy trip, my friend. I hope you're in the same space.

Did he say he ate caps or he microdose? Shrooms. A bunch of shrooms. A bunch. Wow. Uh, hopefully you're in nature and you have a buddy. Yeah. I think seeing stuff to Dragon Ball Z later will be a trip.

Yeah. I think also if the bird explodes on film, if John pitches the ball. At 700, I don't think that that's, I think we should tell them the gentleman on mushrooms to please bow out. At 1150, yeah, 1150-ish. I'll be supposed to start talking like that. This is the experiment. We just like start morphing our faces. Come and play.

Hey, what's wrong, man? There's something going on with your brain. places in high bitch you just stumbled them all on the network Brett's done did you see the size of that chicken John Brett's clearly done mushrooms because

this is so accurate yeah all of us are just like What in we see? The Yamagasa 32 donated $20 all the poop talk reminded me of the time I flew to Japan by myself I got off the plane and had to take poop

So I went to the bathroom at the airport. And when I opened the door, I only saw handlebars and a hole. So I squatted and had the best poop ever. Yes. It's the best. Those, the, their people are where it's at. The Japanese people have figured out how to shit and how to shit right. And clean.

I mean, why aren't we doing this in America? It makes no sense to me. We just want dirty bottles running around these streets. Can we clean the butts of America? Can someone... Yes. Hello. Ryan's getting lightheaded again.

Whenever we talk, poop talk. Ryan goes... You got the poop talk, poop talk. Yeah, he's like... He like suddenly glitches and then just like sends the whole stream now. Ryan, that's... You should thank God you've never... You don't have to deal with this shit.

Although skinny dudes do occasionally have to deal with the stuff like hemorrhoids and what have you. That shit is tough, bro. I didn't know we're going this way. I had a hemorrhoidectomy years ago. Do you know what a hemorrhoidectomy is? I don't know what a hemorrhoidectomy is. So I had a hemorrhoid in my body that was the size of a, double the size of a golf ball. It had gotten that bad at the time.

So they did surgery to remove it from inside my cavity. And, bro, for two weeks, it feels like you are pooping broken glass. And you have to sit in warm water four times a day. I'm trying to make Ryan pass out. That's how you have to deal with this stuff, right? So thank God you don't have to deal with it. That's so so a golf ball. So this is cool two golf balls because I actually had an eight pound nine ounce baby inside me. Yo just Kate just to add into that my mom had two twins that she brought to full term. We were six pounds five ounces

each two different placentas. So that's like a whole other baby water weight. Oh god that's we cracked six of her ribs. That's a queen. Wait, you've a twin? I've been, I just been queasy about this stuff. I saw our neighbor had a horse birth in high school. I remember we've been re-vited over. What was she doing with that horse?

Yeah. I'll see myself out. Gross me out ever since. A horse, wait. But the horse falls, doesn't it? Somebody's got to pull. It's, oh, God. And there's a lot of liquid.

Wait, what can we set this story at, Ryan? At 750, Ryan will tell the horsebird story. At seven, okay. That's a gross second. With a video he took. At 700, we're getting the bird to bat reenactment. At 750, Ryan is telling this insanely adventurous, broken story of a horsebird that's getting a little teaser from John Roka right now.

I'm pretty sure the legs don't come out first, John. This time they did, Kate. Oh, no. Okay. Yeah, legs post first. Oh, God. I, I, um, we had to get liquid on it. No.

It's so funny, Ryan, that you get queasy over that when it's like, in no way is your body ever going to be horse related. Like, you're never a going to be pregnant. You're never going to have kids. Involved, Steph. And my body has that. Wait, back to step. There's a lot. Back to Steph having a twin.

Boy or girl. Because you're obviously not identical if it was two placentas. She's getting married. Her twins getting married. Yeah. Returnal. I mean, because you have two placenta. Knowing that, Roca.

I'm sorry. I didn't know that. Wait. But you don't put any pictures of you in her up. Do you have any pictures of you in her up? I have some on Instagram. I should put more, but she's the type that says if I ever want her on my shows, she needs a tranquilizer.

Like, she does not like being on camera. And but Kate, I'll tell you this. She's fucking talented as hell, but she's so gorgeous. And a lot of people are like, oh, does one of yours the ugly twin? It would have to be me out of the two of us. That's the dumbest thing I've ever. Yeah, yeah. If that's true.

Good try, Steph. Good try. I said it would have to be me out of the two. Well, now I'm going to need some receipts for that stuff. Okay, okay. I'll pull it up. Alex, can you read some of the stream lot with the next stream lot for us? Yeah, we didn't answer Trouser Sink J.K.

Oh, oh. Question, which is, are you living your dreams? If not, what's stopping you? No. Trousers sneak. A pandemic. Those, that's my answer. No, a pandemic.

Okay. Lack of motivation. Oh, yeah, laziness. Sorry. And just, you know, a general sense of giving up. Shit. I say, sorry, I forgot laziness. Laziness, yes, yes.

I forgot my laziness. Laundry. Laundry's keeping me from living my dreams. So am I living my dream? I'm not, have I lived out all of my goals in dreams? Absolutely not, because I think you should keep setting those as you go on. But am I living my dream to be on camera hosting with dope-ass people? Fuck yeah. So in that sense, I'm really grateful every single day that I can be paid to do what I feel like I would commit to do. Yes. I feel the same way. It's weird thinking about like, you know, five years ago I was like, I just randomly threw on a collided movie talk episode because I was bored at work. And then here I am five years later, like with Aroka, with Brett, with Kate, with Steph, with Ryan.

And, you know, knowing Christian and Mark, like, that's pretty freaking cool. And they're letting me do my true dreams, which is, you know, music and, like, supporting me in that. So that keeps me going. Oh, yeah. He used to slap Alex around. Look at him now. I know. He's in charge of us.

What are you doing, kid? What are you doing here, kid? On behalf of Brett and Kate, we would like to formally apologize for not acknowledging what great company we are in. Oh, yeah. That's her. You're both. Let me tell you something. You're both the prettiest women on the planet.

Like, it's actually, like, your mother was owed daughters that look like you two after breaking six of her ribs. When you say full term, you mean 38 weeks because it was full term for twins, or you mean 40, 38? No, I mean like nine months, exactly. She did like, because like with twins, they say full terms 38. No, no, yeah, it was full term for non-twins. Shut up. They won't let you go that far anymore. That's crazy.

She did that. It's been my dream to listen to how stuff was born. Yeah. I'm following it. I'm psyched. Ryan, you told me you would call me late at night and say, I can't go back to sleep unless you tell me another story of your childhood. So I don't know what this flex is for the camera.

Yeah, exactly what Roka is doing is how I slipped out. I said, Ryan! Were you twin A or B? Twin A, 11 minutes early. Yeah, 11. Yeah, she, like any sort, okay, she's basically a genius, but anything she can't do. She's so manipulative.

Sometimes she'll be like, honestly, and she's dead serious about this. I think it's because mom left me in too long, so too much oxygen was in my placenta. I'm like, the fact that you would put that on mom, get out of my face, you whore. And then she was probably like, you go first. That looks scary.

Yeah. She's like, I don't really like the light. I like the dark. You go. Yeah. On your shoulders. Yeah, kicking each other. There's like a lump in my head.

Pushing me! I do, did you ever see my Big Fat Greek wedding? Yes. You know when she's like, and on my neck, on my neck was a lump, and inside the lump was my twin, or teeth and a spinal cord. I have a lump on my arm, and I'm not convinced that it's not a triplet that I swallowed in the brain.

$1.00,000, I'll let you feel. $20, I'll let you feel it at the next live at the end of that. Okay. We're $20 away from our first goal of karaoke, of a smash up. Is that what's called? Smash up with Ryan. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm really trying to get to this 700 bird reenactment goal with Roka and Kate.

But I will also still go super sane. six to if we don't, if we don't surpass the 700. That's not a live birth, but a live bird.

Yeah. Yeah. What's next? I think, Christian just heard you. You can feel my moles. You can feel my moles $15,000.

Yeah, yeah. 18,000 for hers. I mean, I would trust 15. That's, you can name Roka's moles, each for $100.

Oh, my gosh. I like it. All right. Pinky, my winky. I always support you guys. This is donated $20. Hello, all. Keep telling the story

of you, Steph. Wow, Ryan. We're Flex, bro. What did I flex? House? Wow, Ryan. The first The horse thing. Or also maybe your first red carpet. Yeah.

Maybe. I'll flex that every day. It was Adam Gertler. D.C. movie news. Roxie Stryer was the reason we were there. Super grateful for it every day. And we appreciate the Schmobot, but just try not to interrupt Alex sighing into the next question.

Pinky my winky. I always support you guys. I think you guys are funny and super nice. On the topic of Alex's favorite Irish movie, what are some of your favorite sex tapes that y' all have seen? Mine would be the Flauses' sweet scene scandal. Rooko, what's the oldest sex tape?

Well, we didn't have tape when we were doing them in mind. Yeah. It was film and it was art. No, he just had to journal about it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Those slides, you slide it. Our favorite sex tape was the one of your parents making you. Yeah.

Thanks for that, though. They were some clumsy motherfuckers, too. I don't know how you got one. I actually have yet to see one. You know what's going for a one? No, and I also haven't seen the Kim. You've had a week. Oh, wait, maybe I saw that maybe.

Yeah, I've had a week. You're right. You didn't see any part of the Kim K radio one. I was going to say, but the Kim K, but it's just, is that just a blow job? Yeah. No. No, there's more to that. There's more.

Then I've only seen the part. Oh, I've only seen the clip. See, I, yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it, but it's more than that. They're all fucking boring.

Periscelt one I haven't seen either, but there's more to that one than that. Yeah. But they're all. boring. Yeah. They are boring. And Paris is just like, is it okay?

Yeah. It's all boring. There's nothing exciting about it at all. Well, yeah, anything that's released that someone, both parties don't want released is fucking lame. That's the honest truth of it. Yeah.

That's right. That's, yeah. That is. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. They're all late.

Didn't, didn't see the Pam Anderson, multiple ones that those were different, too. Didn't see those. Right. You know, not the time. Tommy Lee one and then the one she also did with the guy.

I don't need to feel inadequate. That's why I didn't watch that one. Right. Well, same thing with all these dudes. I'm like, nope. But I didn't see him. Oh my nose. Ryan told me about, I mean,

so you sent me journal entries about it. I hope the dudes and porn, just like a quick PSA to men, because I've heard one too many women complain about lack of orgasming in bed. And I think there's multiple reasons, but one is the idea that men get from watching porn that the men that are in porn are representative of what you should be doing in bed.

And I can tell you that they are some of the grossest people doing some of the worst moves ever and really defining that size doesn't matter because they are not getting it in a way that actually matters. So please don't use that as a scientific database for how you should work it in bed. Alex, here Alex, I'll send you this. I got all the notes right here. I got all the notes. It's all downloaded in the dating base. Weird one is the upside down one.

I've never understood the upside down. I don't want to upside down pile drive in anyone. Listen. I'm like upside down, but you're like this way and I'm like this, how are you getting satisfied by this in any way, shape, or form? Do yourself a favor and don't watch it before.

I'm going to snap your neck if I call it stranger things. This makes no sense at all. We're getting sweaty, so it's not like it's a stable ground. This is not a stable environment. No, ASEAN is not stable. We give you range, baby. We've talked about everything and more today. This is panel's about range.

Coming up later today, we'll be interviewing Helen Merritt about her career. Oh, my gosh. What's next, Alex? Your favorite sex position. Yes. Have you ever done it upside down, Helen? Tell us about it.

Ellen? Ellen? Celian. Siri thought I needed help. I don't need help, Siri. No. No, Siri. You sound like your out of breath.

Oh, God. I was like, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. What did you think I wanted? No. What is your favorite position? No, Siri, don't. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Depends on the day, really. Kate switches. Yeah, listen, listen to your partner. That's some real advice. Don't, you know, be open about it and listen to them and find out what they like. And then go off of that. And don't.

100% with the, I'm glad that that wasn't, that kind of stuff, you know, didn't teach me that I actually, you know, wasn't introduced prior to, you know. Brett's done the work. Yeah, the receipts. Data, yeah. Rokanos, date an older woman first. Yeah. Yeah.

Older women know what they want. Yeah. Love that. It's absolutely true. Great advice. All you old guys mess around with. 20-year-olds. You're idiots. You're all fun. Yep. I agree.

Oh, and like, if you're looking over, like, your daughter's headshots that just got done and you think the retouching looks fine, but your wife says they look kind of weird, don't tell her that to get her eyes check, because you won't have sex. You don't have sex in that bed last night.

Probably no story. What happens? What happens if your best friend agrees with your wife? Yes, yes. That's the other thing. There's several level. of that. Get your eyes check. Don't get locked up in the house

for an entire year during a pandemic because that kind of puts a little damper. Did you tell John to get his eyes checks? You and John aren't having sex tonight.

Yeah. Wait, where am I putting it? Wait, is that the right position? Yo! Are you sure? That's hard wood floor. That's a hard wood floor. Oh, I love this.

And then the chair, she's right behind me, isn't she? She's standing. She's standing right behind me. The single ear pops through. I love to. She's a storm through the door to just slap you. Walk back out. Love you.

Oh. Oh, man. Alex, can you get us with the next stream lab? Before I do that, I just want to say, we have so many good bits already for SienLive Awards next year. I cannot wait for her. Like she's right behind me. Oh wait, does that, that drops tomorrow we're doing that. Yeah, and tomorrow we're doing the Essian Live Awards,

so make sure you tune in for that. Got something special planned, and I'm going to do my best to make it not crappy. You will never. Right, we'll have some fun tomorrow, so check us out tomorrow at 10 a.m. usual time. All right, next stream lab from Emo Night. Where is your boy tonight?

I hope he is a gentleman, and maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing. about this part of town suddenly I have like a side sweat part and I'm cutting my head Yes Yeah

I'm a call up boy there I love it I just want to feel something This isn't a phase mom I like the side part I know it's good It's working The side part you

I'm like oh guess who could have Guess who could have also played Selena Okay Yeah That would have been the biggest honor but not the right pick not the right pick 100 away from Dragon Ball Z let me check out let me do a little side part oh who who look out I'll tell you what for the for the audio listeners and John Roka who

can't see Brett just pretended that he has any hair to put yeah just a little Little one of those. Ooh, sights. Wet me off my feet. That was the move right there. We call that Paradise Alley. We call that Paradise Alley. Oh, man.

Would you cut your eyebrows already? That's been my pandemic. That's my pandemic. Wrapped up in a... Seriously. They're growing in... Is that the first time... Is that the first time you told her to check her eyes

the first time. Yeah, yeah. Let you check your eyes. They're fine. You have a two-inch hair going off the top of your ear. Do you ever look in the mirror? Sometimes, sometimes. No, and you, she's, you always make me sound like such a bitch on your show. People think it's funny and they know you aren't. It's like my, you're not much to look at, but you sure can't cook bit.

I actually think you make her seem extremely reasonable. Yeah, no, she's the most reasonable person in this house. I mean, she's right. Every time you bring her up, I'm like, it's funny and I'm laughing, but I'm with her. Yeah. Siding with Moll with Sheridan. For the record, she was 100% correct about those headshots. She was.

I'm sorry. They looked weird. Lonnie, I'm with you. It was late. I had already, I changed the battery and those all kind of stuff. The man with glasses. Do you have made your eyes checked for? And I do.

I need self-care. These, I need the little self-care. I need to put the little, uh, cool things. Mice your eyes. Everybody send in $300 a piece, your favorite self-care routine, Gerd stories. Again, Helen Miram, bird explosions. Keep them coming, guys. It's what keeps us going.

I know that this is going to be a real showstopper here, and I'm sorry to do it with you, Brett. It's the second time I've heard you say Helen Miram. Oh, is it? It's Miram. Miran. Oh, Miran. Oh, Miran. Well, it's, I love her.

And that's why we're close. You have rapport like that. It's how people can call Hitchcock Hitch. And Ben, Mattlock, Ben Matlock. She calls you Brett Sheramim, and you're calling her Helen Mira. Yeah.

And I said Timothy Shalamein a few times. And probably still will for the rest of my life. You know, it's just. Timothy Shalemane, the rapper, yeah. Yeah. Why did these people? The God. Timothy Shalemey and the God.

Why did they name themselves wrong? It's about time we fuck up white last names too, you know? Like, let's equal the playing field. Yeah, yeah. I like it. I like it. Shalamalaam. Yes, thank you. Salamuladam. Thank you. Kate just entered headrest,

literally. I just found, I was like, what's that thing behind me on the bed? And it's my self-care, it's my self-care headband to keep my hair out of my mask face. But I put it a brown like this. Go, girl. She got a mask face. Kate Mulligan fanboy, 69, donated 20. After I read J. Washington and Cameron Rice's hate tweets about their hating on Snyder Cut, I couldn't stop laughing at all. They gave a free pass to fast movies and MCU, but bashing Snyder Cut is a total biased.

Hopefully Mike Kalinofsky will beat them. Yeah, there you go. I think it's everyone has the right to their own opinion and it's funny. You know, when people disagree with me, I choose to think it's. funny or not care. Like I think that, oh, wow, yes. We are bringing our A game today on Asien Live. You can expect nothing but fashion from Brett and Kate.

Oh, and Roka himself, the shaded man. Let's see what the other, yes, band up, band up. Okay, Steph is losing right now. I'll just put this pot of flowers near me. Welcome to the office with me. We have Brett Sheridan with the IKs. So, yeah, I would say their opinions are funny. I mean, not funny.

Their opinions are different than yours and that's okay. I think there's going to be a lot of people who agree with you and they like the longer extended cut. And then the son like Jay and Cam who don't. Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? Like, you know, they're not, you know,

the people are going to see it. Are going to see it. I don't think there's millions of people that. go, wait, Cameron Rice didn't like it or J. Y, I'm not going to watch it. No, who cares? They, they're entitled to their opinion as you're entitled to yours. So let them snark away. And, you know, that's, that's the game. But most importantly, keep being my fan boy, 69. Yeah. I'm about to get a nose piercing. Oh, oh, shit. She's piercing her nose live on air for you guys. Oh, damn.

Yo, it's hardcore S-E-N today. What's good? I love it. Alex looks like a tennis player from the 70s. Alex, who are you matching up with today? Alex, you look like the person they should have modeled after the wee characters. The me's? The me's. Yeah, could you just have a little balls for hands? What's your tennis grunt, Alex?

For the audio listeners, you should really become. visual watchers we can't describe it can't describe it the nose ring really did me in really didn't stay though oh suspenders I got these accessories at the 2007 Las Vegas NBA all-star game not the suspenders but the the arm bands and the headband oh iced that's great I will be wearing my for the rest of the show. Fashion. Fashion. What's next, Alex? Tennis fashion. Ace Money says, when I was a kid, a friend of the family

bought some freshly ground beef from a local butcher shop. After eating half the container, they realized there were more, there were mouse parts in a blend. It must have been in the grinder. They sued and won a small settlement. Blah. What? That's... Disgusting.

Yikes. It isn't. It isn't. I mean, it's still an animal. Finding an animal. animal in a cereal, that's kind of different than finding another animal within another. You're eating flesh anyway. But also aren't mice, isn't it very, like, aren't mice, like, or is it just their feces that's, like, very toxic to humans? They carry all sorts of viruses.

Well, yeah, you feel like their whole thing is, like, they're scavengers. So you're eating the waste of everything, including chemicals and things that you should never be, indigested. So I think that any part of them would be pretty bad. Like if you're telling me, Brett, there was some lamb in this roast beef. I'd be like, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Part for the course. Okay. You're talking about like an animal that we don't eat normally. Yeah. Which I have to believe there's a reason we don't put. We put ferret in my ground beef. That might be. Okay, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Too much armadilla. in my hamburger.

You had my little Armadilla nose. Someone tried to tell me that the controllers used for games are made of dog noses. Come on. Someone tried to trick your stuff. That's what happened. They feel like it. Were they high? Made from dog noses.

Oh, wait. How long has it been? Yeah, hey, mushroom guy. How are we doing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine coming back? You do that voice so well, right? So well.

Everybody's watching you. Dude, there's breaking news. We got breaking news. This was sort of announced in the past, but it's been confirmed. There's a National Treasure series. It's a go on Disney. It's a go. Starring Nicholas Cage?

We don't know that yet We don't know that yet But it's the same guy who wrote the movies Same show of the Declaration The Dependence, Dad Yeah Well that's fun, right? We're happy about that. I love that

Sure, go off Yeah, knock it out of the park I think I've ever seen those I was thinking right at the museum Yeah, Kate you were so excited and then I was wondering where the enthusiasm went. Keep sending in your streamlabs and super chats. Let's go super saun.

And question to everyone who will you fuse with either for half an hour or forever. And early happy Passover for the Shmodeon Jewish people. I just saw Passover's coming up this Saturday. I love the Jews. Hugs something. Yes. Happy Passover.

I am. Everybody who celebrates. We are 110 away from Super Sand. We are, what, 160 away from a bird being killed by a ball interpretive dance. I just don't understand what no one. Now I understand what Roxy felt like with the... Yeah, no one wants it. Knock knock, or are you going to open up or...

Alex, what's next? Tiffany asks us, I'm baking a raspberry almond cake later because why the hell not? It's your favorite cake and can you bake? Hell yeah. Get your bacon, girl. I love baking, but I think what I do is not considered baking. Like, I love making this banana, the magnolia bakery, which is in New York, but there's also some here. I make their banana pudding, which is like so good. And people like always have such a big reaction to it.

So I love doing that. But there's not actually like put it in the oven moment. So I don't know. I love making sweets. but I think a lot of my sweets I make are like pudding-ish so are any new biggers? No I'm taking the Gordon Ramsey

Masterclass but you guys can get a link in the description below. Yeah, you've been doing that class for a long time. Sky bow! What the fuck is that, Ryan? What the fuck is that, Ryan? That's not a cake. Guy bow.

It's much flour. I feel like Gordon Ramsey's one of those people has like a TikTok presence now because of his daughter, right? Yeah. They're cute. Is his TikTok star? Or like she got him on it And then their page

Yeah their page does well together I'm pretty sure when they do videos together Awesome They're really cute together They're sweet I think like any chance for those work all You just have to be a workaholic if you are Ramsey If you see anyone on TV that much

They're a workaholic Just trust me when I say that there's no way around it No matter who you are like JLo's a workaholic So anytime they can be doing stuff with their kids It makes me happy Yeah It's like rude Alex I'm like

I was trying to me that was like, wait a minute. Who's Steph's parents? She's like, just trust me on this one. If you see people a lot on TV, it means that they're not with their kids. I'm like, whoa. No, my parents are never, oh, they were never on TV. They were never on TV growing up at all, but they were workaholics. I mean, all of the kids are workaholics, too.

No one has a normal, like, relationship with work. Why do you say they weren't on, were your parents famous or something? No, my mom is a district. the district attorney of San Diego. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, she's like the baddest bitch ever in the game, period. I'm going to have your mom on my show now. I want to have your mom on my show.

You, yeah, totally. She's been one of the, yeah, the leading, the leading people in general for laws that support victims and survivors of any sort of, yeah. Yeah, because people don't realize, like a lot of times people, women who were being sex trafficked were being charged with prostitution because they're wasn't like laws protecting women or people in those spaces. So you have to create laws like that.

So my mom has done a lot of that work. So now she has to be on. She hates the politics side of it. So much absolutely discuss her. But she, she does it when she has to. That's why I said she. Yeah.

That's incredible. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I could not have, I could not have like, if you told me your mom was Julia Roberts, I'd be like,

that is less cool than your mom being district to try and doing the work that she was. Truly. What a boss. What a boss. Yeah. She's the best because she's the type that's like even no matter what people say about her, if you actually talk to people in the work that she's worked with or survivors that she's worked with,

she's always the most ethical person ever, never taken a dollar, a lie or any like sort of trash from other people. She doesn't work that way, which makes me just think that when you see like the piece of shit politicians, like you just, you know that there can be people in those spaces that aren't like that. you fuse with her answering the person's question? Oh, yeah. What's fusing mean? Fused with her.

Is that a dragon ball or something? Is that a dragon ball? Oh. Oh. Oh, fuse with her. Oh, my God. I was like, I do not understand what you're saying. Yeah, of course. Alex, what's next?

Going to the super chats, Peaceful Guy Donates and doesn't say anything. So thank you very much, peaceful guy. Oh, thank you. Jam and John asks, why Grace Slick, not well regarded as Janice Joplin? Grace. Why?

Wait, what was it? Grace Slick was a, uh, Jeff, uh, Jefferson. Google Airplane. Oh, Jefferson Airplane. Yeah. Why isn't Grace Lick as regarded as Janice shop? Well, because Janice was on her own and died young.

That helps. Like James Dean. If he had stayed around long enough, you might have seen James Dean do Island of Dr. Murrow with fucking Branda. So you just never know when someone dies young. They have a chance to be immortalized in your brain that way. Whereas Grace, who's an incredible.

incredible enduring artist who's gone through numerous iterations of that group have been successful for decades. It's a different approach. So that's all. Yeah. Totally agree. Steph, is your mother's, your mother doesn't have the same last name as you? No. Martha.

Yeah, no, she kept her last name. Does she have a favorite season? Okay. Summer. What's doing, Kate? It's spilling a tea. Cates just spilling a tea. Summer.

It's so funny because Dana Sabra kept coming up. I'm like, oh, my dad is like really sick. I can get him to him on a different day. Yo, that's your dad. He's the one, you guys, Dana Sabra has gone up against the Trump

administration. What? Reunification of the separated families. Yo. That was my dad. Your dad's a judge. Your dad's a judge. My dad's the one who ordered the reunification of all the separated families at the border. Yeah, that was like as a, as a, you know, like a, I'm because of immigrants, we came here and the fact that they got to do that and then obviously I'm a fighter for the people. I was like, dad, because he net, we don't get to give opinions obviously, but I was like, he did the right thing, dad.

He did the right. Dana, Dana look good too. Yeah, I know he's easy. Dana, Dana and stuff. Dana and Sam, both look good. Oh, man. It lives so close to where I live. Yeah.

Holy shit, I've been like a drive over to your parents. Wow. You probably put it up. Parents. I'd love to have interviews with your parents. Definitely. You should set it up. Yeah, they're the best.

Y'all, when I get quiet, it's because I'm sleuthing on one of your families. I was like Dana so much. All right, Dana. I was like, oh, I found the mom. Dana, so yeah, Dana, so brought. He got that mustache back in the day. Back in the day, yeah.

He shaved it off. Yes. Yeah, Alex, you want to get to last year? Are you zipping on her, dad? Stop it. For sure. For sure, she said. For sure.

Nicholas R. 14 says, thank you guys for the daily content. As a bug guy in Florida, in Florida, old field. As a bug guy in Florida, I can use any entertainment possible. Red Panda says, I'm having Roxy's live birth PTSD flashbacks. That was so funny. That's a contender for next year. Haskell 420 says, hey gang, John, speaking of hemorrhoids, thoughts on WFT, Dan Snyder buying out the minority ownerships. 40.5% shares to be a sole owner and L. Ryan And donated $100.

Oh. Kansas, me, ha, me, ha. There you go. We just hit 6.50. Okay. I have to do it. I have to change. Go change.

Okay. Roka will take over. Oh, actually, too, Roka can't read. Never mind. Oh. Brett will take over. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. How do you spell Helen an actress's last name? Everybody's in the chat for five bucks at face. Alex, what do we have next? Sy us into the next question. Super Sayans coming. Camus John. Who is dating Henry Cavill now?

Stephanie or Kate? Oh. Probably Steph, because, not because I have a husband. That would be the logical answer, but because I dragged D.C. today. Oh, you did. Oh, that's a shame. I missed that, huh?

Yeah, she did. Although, I have to say, I do love Christopher Nolan. I do love the Christopher Nolan Batman movies, so I take that back. But Cabell's not going to be part of D.C. anymore. Oh, well, there we go. At least that's my point of view. Okay.

There we go. You know, guys. You guys. Anything's possible. And here's the answer for the WFT situation. We're so fucked and I'm so mad that now Dan Steider is going to have control of the entire organization. I don't know how the NFL approves that with 25 women accusing him of sexual harassment and assault. So I don't understand that.

All, I hope all of those women sue him into the ground. And he has to say. sell all the team. So I don't know what the NFL is doing. Fuck them and their breast cancer awareness bullshit. They fuck women over all the time. And getting this guy approved to take over majority ownership of the Reds, or not majority of 95% or 99% ownership of the Washington football team is just disgusting. We got to get Steph's mom on it.

You know what I mean? I know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And the dad. And the dad, exactly. What other upbeat questions we have? Malik Terence says, my only fans, check.

came in. All right. Nice. Peaceful guy donates again. Doesn't see anything so thank you very much. Peaceful guy.

Thanks, peaceful guy. So peace. Free is first form says, you fool, this isn't even my final form. Thank you. And I believe that it is all for today. Oh.

If someone throws in a 50 last second, we'll do the bird. Oh, that's right. A bird reenactment. Or 50 away from that. Y'all so gosh now so I guess we'll just sit here quietly there she is Yeah This is incredible what did I miss? Look at it. I miss

Did we get to the birds? Wow, no no not there were 50 away but alas This is a minute left this is yeah I could be all did we catch up with all this Stream Labs and everything. All right. Then I get to sign out as a super sand. What a fucking blessing. Thank you everyone for watching this episode of S-E-N live with us.

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