The Kristian Harloff Show - Blade Will Be PG-13? Does it Matter? - SEN LIVE #330

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

On today's show, Kristian Harloff hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Kate Mulligan, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña, and Ryan Nilsen to talk about the MPAA rating of Marvel's Blade movie, Disney sets dates for Loki, Bad Batch and Monsters series, there's a HALO SERIES coming to Showtime/Paramount+, there's a teaser for Army of the Dead and Pixar's LUCA! Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Progressive casualty insurance. coverage provided and service by affiliates and third party insurers. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to a show that I think is called S-E-N-Live. It is so nice to be sitting here in this chair today that I am not sitting in every day,

I swear, working on schedules and meetings and whatnot. But no. And egos. And egos. 100%, K. K. Muggan, you know me so well. and dealing with text chains with managers and passionate fans. But, alas, I am here.

And it's nice to see you all, hear you all. And what a panel today. I don't think you guys are able to see the genius that comes from Ryan Nelson when he's jamming out in the beginning before. And he's like, it's like John Williams in the back at a concert at the Hollywood Bowl. He's just ready. Conducting. Ryan is here.

Uh, he is the one and only. He might get you a lot of chips, but he's definitely gonna fuck yo bitch. And that's Alex. Yeah, someone made a poster of it and I got it on display here. Who made a poster? Wait. Yeah, someone made a poster of it. What does it say?

It just says Spider-Man at home fucking your bitch. Let me see, there's like a, yeah, it's on Twitter. Why'd you say it's so, so try? Give me, give me, like you, so if you were, if you were announcing this at Comic-Con, and this is the actual title of the film, Alex. film, Alex. How would you announce it? If you're in Hall H in front of, in front of thousands of people, let's announce it.

And coming on December 17th, 2021, Sony's Spider-Man, Sony and Marvel's Spider-Man at home fucking your bitch! That's a girl.

So you did the hallway check? Your parents weren't around? I don't know. They're probably going to get mad at me after this. What? Like, Why, wait, why are you not, why are you not working at the theater? I don't, like, this, at this point, just wear a mask and go to the, fucking, fucking, fucking, you bitch. Is that, is that what you're saying? But we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, fucking, you bitch.

Spider-Man, at home, fucking your bitch. The laugh at the, just, oh, I love that you got that as a drop already, right? Yeah, right. Well, my favorite, my favorite was watching the clip back and then like he tries to move on and both Roka, Roka's like, no, no, no, absolutely not. And Kate goes sitting it, sitting it. You go sit in it. You need to sit in it. Wonderful thing.

So Kay Mulligan is here. Hello, Kate. Hello. How was the cold weather? Are you sick of it now? No. Because it's also, I'm telling you, no, we don't get weather in L.A. Right.

Because you know eventually you get out of it. Yeah. And also, we have indoor months too. It's just our indoor months are August. through October. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I know it's it's I get it I get it I was just listening to um I think Laura Kelly was talking to I forget who she's talking about the cold weather in um in Cal in California and California in Chicago yeah and she just couldn't eat she was like yeah I'm I'm over it's just when you live there

yeah you just know you just know I'm also not in Chicago I don't have to deal with like getting on the CTA or uh dibs on parking spots or any of that right right um um Well, anyway, and then obviously Brett Sheridan, the star of S-E-N-Live is here. He is the star of S-E-N-L-Live. Have you guys played the House Heisenberg, the Flaussbaum yet, the one that's pinned to the Facebook group? Have you done that? No. Okay, good.

Because this is, this is some great stuff. This is my favorite one that he's ever done. And I got to play it for the audience. Here it is. I know that a lot of guys have, but I guess we just don't feel comfortable. Let me set this up first, though, too. He's talking to a, this day, I don't know what this show is. The show, shoot, I can't see the name of the actual show, but there was an actual sex worker on this show.

Okay. So he's calling up to talk to this sex worker. The question that I know that a lot of guys have, but I guess we just don't feel comfortable talking about it. So I thought I would bring it up here. So my previous girlfriend was into a lot of stuff in the bedroom that she would see in porn. She would see in various places that. just wanted to try. And I would always just kind of go with the flow and just satisfy her needs. But I would feel personally uncomfortable with what was going on. She wanted to try something called

the Zellfurt and Flouse. It was like this German thing that she saw one time online. And let's just put it this way. It made me very uncomfortable. And so I was just wondering what your advice is on how to approach this with your significant other when you're feeling uncomfortable. And definitely don't look up as a flirt and flouse because it's something that nobody should ever try. Nobody should ever do because, yeah, that was not a good experience. The reactions are the best. Okay, well, first of all, I apologize that you even had to, you know, endure something like that. What was that finish thing he was talking about?

What did you say it was flirting? No. Some sort of weird German thing. What's the other word? So flirting with flos? or something like that. I think that's what he said. How do you spell that?

All I'm finding is some fucking two. Can you ask that gentleman how to split and plows? Thanks. Yes. Yeah, can we have that spelled out on the right? Please. I thought he said flirt and flouse, but he said it, what is it?

He has a flirting flirts. Can you ask that guy how to spills of Berkham flowers. Clearly, everybody that's listening right now. Seriously, thank you, dear. So the gentleman that came asking relationship advice

on how to handle a situation with his girlfriend, I just want you to say the name of what the thing you said, you're not supposed to look up against what you want to and actually learning new things. Wow. Well, I should just be made some made up fucking name that he just used

Just to see like a fucking experiment or something, having us all in here. Like, what the fuck is he talking about? Oh, I'm finding is so fucking, like, dude with a stupid haircut. We ever learn how to heaven wise. I know. We never learned how to spell it, but I'm assuming it has to do with cookholding. Because the way that he was talking about it, like, she wanted him to partake in it. So I must, and he's, he sounded like he was very hurt by, I just, in my mind,

and everything in me. I'm assuming that because it's like a German word, it means cuck-holding. With a horn. It sounded like he said was a flirting flouse, and when I'm looking that up, it's just some dude with a really hideous haircut.

Like he's mostly bald, except for this loop in the front, and it looks horrendous. Oh, what? So. Like, it just looks bad. It looks like someone pooped on, like, the front of his. No.

That's the only bit of hair he has. Like, I think he was just trolling. Probably. It had us all in picking up to this word that we don't even know how to fucking spell. You motherfucker. I'm like, I was over here, like, I'm about to learn something awful. I really, like, I'm going to find something I haven't seen before in here. I can't even find.

So, we're. we all just trod. Damn it. Sorry, Google. No interest in search terms for you today. That's what we all said. We all just got told.

Yeah, we ain't shit. Oh, God, it was so good. That's the best one ever. It's the best thing is to tell people not to look something up. That's what he said. Because he can say, I told you not to look it up. I told you.

And the fact that all I'm finding is some fucking YouTuber with a stupid haircut. That was the best. It's like someone pooped on his head. That was the best. It's going to be on my gravestone, some fucking YouTuber with a stupid haircut. I was dying. It was their reaction.

His setup, the way he does it all the time is just genius. The way that he does is. He's like an actor. Yeah, he flouse rolls, he flouse rolls everybody. And like, and how he does it is just so great. But it's the reactions that have been coming lately that have been so good. And there's another one. I got to find it, but there's a guy who it's on the page somewhere.

but he tries to flouse bomb the guy and the guy goes come on man i'm a schmown fan oh oh my god it was good it was good he knew he's laughing though he's like but the guy was laughing when when he got flouse palm the flouse bomb it's just so great uh he's in the chat right now house heismberg just genius stuff man really really good i'll play look if they're funny i'll play this is i come from the the old school radio so i want to i want i love shes and i love shit like that. I miss I miss the old Thron and David B songs and things and shit that we used to do. So I'd love to. And I and I want to also acknowledge the fact that I saw on Facebook, you know, people are, I've been asking, you know, and taking nothing away. Obviously, the show's been so funny,

but they've been asking how come I haven't been on. The season, season eight is starting and it's just been a lot. I've been, you know, and we're launching first class league in in April and we have all these things happening right now. And like every time I try to even hop on, like, I'm taking a I was up till two in the morning last night working on the working on the April matches and and I'm only 60% done. So it's it's just it's just a lot. And I would honestly like I'm like twitching going, oh, I should be working on that right now.

But I also want to make sure that I can talk to you guys and I like goofing around my friends. So. Should people DM you suggestions like how to do the matches? Yeah. Yeah. Would that help out with the process? Yeah, 100%. I know it would be great.

If people could tell me what I'm doing wrong and what they, what they think is the right thing and, and you know, whether or not they want to be spoiled or not, that would be wonderful. Like, what's a five point question? What is it? Things kind of help the,

the process. Yeah. Yeah. You know, is it plugged in? Did you try turning it off? And so way to say, I haven't even talked to you for,

you fixed your computer. Well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that I, I, as much as I had to delete everything off of my computer. But the good news, well, the good news is this. Right before all this shit started happening with my computer, I had, I had, I don't know why,

because I never do this. I backed up everything that was on my actual computer itself, but like OBS and this other shit that I didn't have and all this, OBS and the outlook and all these programs that didn't have, I had to get it, I had to get it reinstalled. But it hasn't, it hasn't really been that big of an issue. It's working, it's working my favorite. We're in the middle of having these fun conversations of everybody. Some guy goes, hey,

it's great about your computer and, you know, the flouse stuff, but we talking Blade or what? My clicks are valuable. My clicks are valuable. And I come in here, no, no, no, no, no, no, not to hear about, you know, fucking your bit. Not not to hear about sex workers getting fools. by uh...

flirting vlogs and not about how hard you work where you're busting your ass or another five years haul off is that what you got? No, no, we're talking blade, bitch.

Where's blade? Where's blade? Like, right. Oh, there we go be dead. Damn. Oh, my question. Oof, didn't it like that? No, no, no.

It's all good. Also, Paula Farronia says it is my dream to be dumped on by Christian. I mean, seriously, at this point, if you're coming in here and you've been here before and you make a comment,

you know, I think they're baiting. I think they're baiting you with these comments. Sometimes. Sometimes, I think so. I mean, the title came out yesterday and we spent 20 minutes. I'm still guessing what title is. Even better. Well, I am going to do a little thing here today.

We're going to turn on the Schmobot if it's not all right, but we're going to turn it on. Oh, that's good. Thanks. We should pretend that it wasn't. Streamlapse.com slash the shmowdown. Here is what I'm going to do. I know I'm going to regret this. I know I'm going to regret this. We're going to set the goal big today. And we're going to set it at 2K, but I'm setting it for a big, a big thing. If we hit the goal of 2K today, I'm going to let Kingl McRingbury donated $20. Hey. Christian, since you're asking, I suggest you get more celebrities in the smowdown. Hurry up and get that done. Real question when will the theme for war season eight be available for download? Love their always war vibe of that track. Thanks for all the fun.

So I don't know if that's ours. I think that's copyright free music. I don't think that's a David B track, so I don't think that's going to be available to sell, but I can find out what it is for you. But let me tell you what the goal is here. At 2K, if we hit it today, Kate Mulligan will host

the show and her panel will be Roxy Stryor, Steph Sabraugh, and Sabrina Ramirez. If we hit it. If we hit it. And I might throw Brett in there also just as like, you know, like, you know, he could, he could. I'll wear a wig. But that's the, oh good. The good news is everybody. I didn't realize this. And I'm, it was stressing me out. I just got a note. Oh, and it's retracted. Love Cox just wrote,

I, I, I, I, I was very excited, but they removed it. So maybe that's not why they can. now so I don't know. I'm sorry. But anyway, so that's the, that's the, that's the, that's going to be the goal. So by the end of the day here, if we hit it, if we hit the 2K today, that's what we're going to get next week. Kate Mulligan hosting, uh, Roxy Stryer on the panel, Steph Sabrae on the panel, Sabrina Ramirez on the panel and Brett Sheridan, uh, popping in as a, uh, Fafafuhai, if you will. By the way, I don't think we told you, Christian, I, I, this is very different than what we did last week but I did they did get a thousand one day last week for me to host did I approve that 20 dollars I don't know I have been trying to be respectful to my

beautiful Ben Goddard roxy's show the other day late just say he should be happy I couldn't watch live he never got shirtless but that hair and at one point he stretched and oh splash sorry Hey Christian and Brett. You don't know she. No, we don't. You really don't. But what we do know is that stereo,

stereo, we know she. We're not going to, I'm not on stereo today. Brett will be on with fucking yo bitch. Alex Marzonia will be on. Okay. It's going to be an after show at 12 o'clock. You don't know what stereo is. Stereo.com slash Christian Harloff.

It is the, it's the premier platform to really get to interact with, your favorite personalities. You can go in there. It's a live broadcast. You can submit live questions while you're in there. It's great. It's a great way to interact. Start your own podcast with your friends. It's so easy. You just throw on your headphones. You have a conversation. We love stereo. I love stereo. I'm over 2,000 followers right now. We'd love to get that number up more. If you haven't tried it, you should. It's so easy. For God's sake, Bonnie Somerville signed up for it. She does it every Wednesday with me. She figured out how to do it. You can figure out how to do it.

So get on over there and happy birthday to Bonnie. Um, but, But get on over there, sign up and join stereo. Tons of people are doing it. And you'll miss all the flouse bombs if you don't go over there because there's so many flouse bombs. And I guarantee you that one of your favorite shows that you listen to, House Heisenberg will show up and flouse bomb them. So head on over and check out Stereo today. Stereo.com slash Christian Harlow.

I love it. I absolutely love it. Someone said, Schmobot. Roxy Stryer donated $2,000. That's great. Yeah. That's a good. That's a classic.

The audience is funny about that is that that's probably an authentic shirt from back in the day. Like a real shirt. Yeah, it is. And you could see how that'd be like someone would buy that at Hot Topic today. Yes. I would eBay that shit. I know. Yeah, but eBay you get it authentic.

You know I have pizza. stains always. I can't. Nobody wants this. It's got yellow pits. I think that ups the value on your only fans. By the way, my, and I have to say this has nothing to do. Do vampires have good noses? They smell things? Well, I think so. Right. Well, that'll flood. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll transition us later. Um, my three-year-old has a nose of a beagle. I mean, it's, it's insane. It's insane. Like, like, it. She leaves the room. If, if she's, it stinks. is what she says, right? She just can't take it.

So, God forbid, anybody has morning breath, right? So the other day, she said to me all the time. She's like, nice. And then so I'm laying there with her. She comes in and she snuggles. She taps me on that. She goes like this, Kate, when she wants to snuggle with me. So I'm sleeping on the one side.

She comes over. She's knocks on my head. And I grab my arm, holding her. And then she goes, all I hear is this, because she's always yelling about how everybody, everybody or something stinks. God forbid you make tuna fish. It stinks, right?

So she goes, she goes, I hear my wife, and I'm out of it. And she goes, ah, I don't know. It stinks. And my wife goes, what? To chili for my willie donated $20. How many dollars to get Josh Daddy McCugger on send with Kristen, Brett Ellis and Ken Napsock. I feel like we need a crazy epic 2021 show. F the movie news for one day.

McCugga's out of commission for a little bit. He's at his baby. So he's going to be out of commission for a bit. Yeah. Um, but, but yeah, but Kate, so, so my wife says, my wife says to her, she's, what's, what's much? She was stings. She was a sting. She was just, what just dad stings. She goes, no, you stink. Oh. And I and I go like this. I'm out cold. I, I, I look, I look up and I go. Nice.

Put my head back down. My wife's like, I don't remember that. I'm like, I remember. It was great. That was great. Uh, and, uh, and, Anyway, so, so yeah, so this is, this is going to be fun. This is going to be fun show today. We will get it. Let's talk about this play thing, Alex. I'm very excited to talk about play. At least the one guy is excited to talk about play.

PG-13. Now, the comics were, were pretty graphic, right? And I think that there's a lot of different. Ben Goddard's Pool Boy donated $20. I'm here, your Lenny advice on what I could put on my resume to land that pool boy gig. Daddy works hard and that pool needs some TLC. hashtag home fucking yo unicorn i am bat 1,993

donated $20 glad to have Hal off hosting again take my money let's derail the convo with some fight commentary we can watch we can watch a fight commentary later we haven't we haven't do that if that's my if that's my one if I'm doing one show a week a while

for a while and it has to be pure chaos and we just watch fight commentaries and talk about whatever, then I'm down. Maybe that's finally the show. Tracks task donated $100. Oh! Showing up for my ladies and for the vagines. Let's do this.

Thank you, Tracks, virus. Let's do it. Hey, we're not to, you know, about 1,800 away. So keep, but like I said, it's a, it, this is why once again, we're able to do, uh, the show the way it is. You guys are excited about it and to set these goals and do these things, which we try to set these goals,

once a week to try to do some fun things. things and um and who knows maybe we'll do something else next week but this is the big one this week cape molligan hosting it could be the very last show that we ever have on this network um so this is uh this is something to think about um you're starting it's to be well organized and not off topic at all no not at all so all right br braddened dragon productions donated twenty dollars alone under the starry sky i can feel the pain is gone in the sadness is fading we know that we've shed bitter tears because of the Endless wars, we are now all this it was too through the night.

I heard an old lullaby. It was from the starry sky. Yes. Well, I don't know. Really? You guys had no problem with that? I just feel like that was, they are trolling me with that one. You got gas? Couldn't disagree more.

Couldn't just, yeah, I just, that's the, I couldn't disagree more. Donated $20. Oh, Rob Schneider is. Hashtag catest host ever. Hey. Oh, wait a minute. Rob Schneider at all that money that Adam Sandler gives you $20. So Rob Schneider.

I sat near Rob Schneider once on a plane. Yeah, that was inside of my head. I said it out well. So getting into this, but people said that the Blade comic was, it was graphic, but not like overly graphic. I just think because the movies, the first three were rated are that that's what everybody is comparing it to. I don't feel that this is as necessary as,

Deadpool is because Deadpool for me for everything I knew about Deadpool and how kind of over the top and graphic and bloody in the F bombs and all that Cyn Maniac donated $20. Kitten Party. Kitten party. Bring on the ladies. I feel like kitten party wasn't what he said. Yeah, it was a pussy. No, 100. Oh, thank you.

I want to have a hard buck in your unicorn T-shirt. Christian, what are your thoughts on Blade being PG-13? 13. Perfect. Well, that's my thoughts. My thoughts are I don't think that I don't think it's necessary. I don't think it's necessary to have the rated art. I think that people are losing their minds just because the other ones were.

I think you could do it and it'll be fine and it fits in. I think Deadpool being PG-13. And I'm usually always the one to say make it R if it's supposed to be R. I don't necessarily think Blade has to be R. You can still make it creepy. You could still make it. You can still make it work. still make it violent.

Yeah, I'm all right with it. I think that that particular movie doesn't bother me. What do you think, Alex? I mean, we have Morbius coming out, and that's a vampire superhero movie. So I think that's going to be PG-13, but who knows what it'll come out next year. But as you said, I think it's not necessary to be rated R. But if Morbius can do it, then I don't see why Blade can. Well, it was Morbius doing PG-13?

That was what you said? I believe so. I mean, it's a Sony, it's a Sony movie. So I don't think they're going rated R with any of their movies just yet. Yeah. And I just don't, I think that because of the fact that they, they know they have to make Deadpool R, they know that. And if they're, if they're not locked in to do it with Blade,

they don't find it necessary. I don't know. Does anybody else think that it should be? I mean, if I knew the director, I might feel a little differently, but I don't see a reason where it has to be R, whereas I would be up in arms if they were going to censor Deadpool

unless there was this unique creative twist they were going to have on it. I think that this is just, it's in the MCU. They haven't done it right at our movie. They're bringing in new characters. Deadpool's the only one that warrants right at our movie. Right.

Yeah. Fidey's statement, though, I mean, this whole thing, because you guys don't want you all to watch y'all about a furze-old or some pigs about to fly. but I read the articles today. Oh. Wow.

To similar $20. Don't forget. Live Free or Die Hard was PG-13, and yet it was a genuine die-hard movie like those before. Also, I want to say it has been 10 years following Christian and Mark of Schmo's no and grateful for their community that I've found and joined. I love Tim Sim. I find myself on the opposite side of opinions with Tim Sim quite often, but I love him as a human being. I disagree with him on the third die. Fourth diehard is is forgettable for me.

And I wish it was rated R because the first. Now, that's a different thing for me. When movies are set up previously, and I'm not talking about Blade was set up because this is a reboot of the franchise. But like that Die Hard 4 was still a continuation of the previous three, which all were rated R. And I thought that you were able to push that limit with all that different stuff. So that did that did.

bother me so I don't necessarily take that one but but I do appreciate you Tim Sam thank you um I will say back to a bit's what I was going to say about reading the article so he didn't come out and say Blades going to be PG-13 he unrelated answered when people were asking about are you making adult content or kids content he was like listen I think what you're trying to ask is like the ratings for the stuff he's like because we are all over it's supposed to be for kids. It's supposed to be for kids and adults. Like that's the content we're creating. He's like, so right now the parameters of which I see is like Deadpool, obviously, that is adult only content. That's the way it's been set up. And I don't see any reason why that's

that we should be to. Chipsy Jane Daisy donated $30. Here's to supporting Kate and the ladies. Hello and thank you. Sien crew. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, we're doing, I mean, right away. I mean, they're trying. They're trying to get you guys in there. The new denated 150 New Zealand dollars through SuperChurch. What does that mean? Because a send live show hosted by a panel of women is everything.

It means it's at least $211. Yeah. Wow. What is it? 11 U.S. Okay. Wow. That is so nice.

Thank you. Thank you. Alex. Sorry I said 12, US. Alice. I called him Alice. Alex Alex you fucking liar it is a hundred and ten dollars at 94 cents You rotten liar sorry. I'll go

I'll go in the fuck off right now yeah Oh very good Oh so good Anyway Kevin Feige basically said I there's no reason why I see why we couldn't just stick to PG-13 projects going forward So the inference is that must include Blade, but I think there's still a possibility they could, because he's like, but you know, we have to see with like, we're competing against Hulu and stars. And so we have to see like as these, as these projects come up, he's like, but I don't see why we couldn't do PG-13. So I think right now the inference is, yeah, Blade, if they just announced Blade and he's saying we're only, we're making PG-13 stuff right now, then, yeah, I could see the, I could see why that the transitive property would work there. The Yamagata 32 donated $20. Anybody else realize that Teresa Mighty Ducks series coming to Disney Plus next month. Also, all you stinkers still think this a show about movies.

Not with Christian On. Shlons ballbags farts meow meow meow. Calm down or Alex with Come Fuck Your Puppy. Yeah. That's close. Shitballs me. I know. I, here's my favorite thing about all of that.

50 shades of geek deniers. $20. Come on people. If 200 of you send in a schmobot, we could have possibly the best panel in the history of the show. Or maybe the worst. I don't know.

I don't know shit. Anyways send in your stream chats and super labs. Let's make this happen. Now as much as I love that, everything, but we can't, we can't gloss over what just happened. Because stream labs tries to monitor, but it's very,

it's very strange how they'll have some. things pass. So instead of it letting it say, fuck yo bitch, it said, fuck your puppy. So we've got two today, Ved, fuck your unicorn and fuck your puppy. Wow. So my question is, what is Alex doing in his off time? And Alex's response immediately was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like, hey, guy, I'm looking for some extra jobs. Can I walk your dog? No, you cannot. No, you can't walk my dog, Alex. Absolutely not.

You can walk my unicorn, though. She's hard up. Horn can pierce the sky. Be careful. Be careful. She's going to use that horn on you there, precious. Treat you like you're in prison. You're uncomfortable yet, Alex.

She'll give you, that means if treat you like you're in prison, that means she's going to give you COVID and not help you be careful. What's up, fam? Almost Friday. It's awesome to watch my favorite people in the world. In the words of Kid and Play ain't go hurt nobody. Watchin' Blade, the vampires will turn into Ash. Hey, Kate, you and Roker should definitely be on stereo more often.

Dot Love You. Rookin and I did a stereo show yesterday about Tiger Woods. It was great. I mean, it's just, you know, it's just, Rokka doesn't pass out. I mean like I love that about him. I was like, oh, this is a man after my own heart. I just don't understand how he does it. It's like I, like I said, I'm trying to do all this shit already.

And I get he's trying to balance everything. But it's like I have, I got a wife and two kids. So sometimes I need an escape as Kate knows, you know. This guy doesn't have kids. He's not even married yet. It's like, it's like, well, maybe maybe it may be. So maybe is, maybe is go ahead. Do some shows, do some shows.

Yeah. That's why that relationship works. It's why it works. He's never around. Yeah. Anyway. Keep trying to say something, Kate. Because every time you say something,

apparently a new swimmerbuck comes in. Quack. Quack. Quack. Wait, there's a mighty Decks show coming. What did that one? Oh, yeah. I saw the trailer for that.

It looks, it looks fun. It looks like something I would definitely want to show the oldest. Does no Emilio Estevez in it, though? Yes, Amelia Estevez in it. Yeah, it does. Yeah. He's the main character. He's back.

Well, let me. I'm airing March 26. March 26. A lot of girl. What's, what's coming out? What are we got? We got,

I mean, obviously they announced we can talk about this a little bit, but Bad Batch is coming out. Oki's coming out. They got the Monsters Inc. Show that's coming out. We'll talk about. There's,

what else? What's the big? I mean, what's coming out in March. Winter Soldier. Okay. What about Kong and Godzilla? What's that?

March 26. That's March 26th also. So this March is going to be massive. March is going to be a big month. I call it massive March. Yeah. I'm excited. What's interesting with Disney Plus is the,

there hasn't really been overlap where there's two things simultaneously coming out that people are relatively interested in, which is just the design of how, you know, it's like five bucks a month. But with Mighty Bud Ducks, that's going to be premiering the same time, same week as well as soldier. Yeah, and Ryan, The Last Dragon comes out next week. Shit, man.

Damn. They got some season. What's Ryan the Last Dragon? Oh, Disney Plus. I think I think it's extra. It's a new. Is it a picture or Disney? I don't remember.

But either it's Disney. Either way, Kate, I think that it's, I can't imagine it's, they're going to have the same mistake as, as Milan and make it 30 bucks. But it is, it is, it is, it's 30. It's 30. Yeah. That's stupid. We didn't learn shit. They didn't learn anything.

That's stupid. Yeah. I'm not, I'm, I still haven't watched Milan. 2999. It's free. I was very disappointed. One's free. I still don't watch it.

My wife pitch. Turner and who. reboot maybe. Oh my God. Why are they doing that? Dude. That and and again, I know people who know him and he's apparently a really nice guy, but I'm just not a Josh Peck fan.

I just don't think he's a great actor. I'm sorry. I like the guy from what I've seen in the way it treats. I have people who are friends of him. You know what? I should pull that back. I haven't liked the things that he's been in. I did not like Red Dawn.

there's a lot of other things and red thones are my favorite movies of all time the original yeah and and and then he was in uh oh he's drake and josh that's the thing though it's like i don't think he's been anything he hasn't been great and much outside of that outside of that and that's not and that wasn't that was way past my time so like you know that's that's the thing his audience is still following him around hoping for one of those things but like dude that you're going to try to try to do what tom hankst did like like you're going to try to do what tom hankst did like I don't care who you are. That's tough. I don't think that's a thing they should have tried to do. It's Paramount Plus, right? No, it's Disney Plus, isn't it? It's Disney Plus. Turner and Hooch is Disney Plus.

Plus, the French version was so much better. Turner and Hooch? Tonner and Hooch? Oh, Turner Hooch? Hello? We go to stereo? I don't know a series. I go...

Is he a show? I don't know. I cannot take this dog. This dog is too big. It's such a big dog. I cannot feed this dog. This dog must poop this big. The drooling on his floor.

A sleepy, slidey. I don't know. It's sitting alone. It's of the crime. I cannot take this dog. I take money. The reboot. I don't have the reboot.

Man, I wish I could learn French. But, you know, I can learn a bunch of things on this really cool program. And it's all... There you go. What can you learn? And it's called. It's called Masterclass, guys. I have been using Masterclass for the past week and a half and taking classes with Ken Burns, learning how to do documentary filmmaking,

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Oh, man. I think Ryan like, like, yeah. Wasn't my attention. I took a masterclass on how to actually read ads. You did well because it's like, for Brett, it's like, you know, you, Brett, you got to do a speech in front of 2,000 people in your underwear. What it's like when you ask him to do it at AdWreid. Hey, if it's, if it's for the deodorant, that's one thing. It's the odorant is depressed. I still, I got like four of those things. I love it. We got to figure out how to get those people back.

I love that way. This master class, though, I'm, I'm amped on this because after you did the read yesterday, I was like, oh, I got to check this out because I think I want to get this for my parents. You can get the annual. It's the annual subscription. We get the discounted. Yeah, man. You get discount on the annual. I got to tell you, will you look at like what the annual is?

You're like, wait, this is. It's a big savings. The big savings. You guys should check it out. Yeah, so check it out. For sure. 50 shades of geek donated $20. How the hell is Kate supposed to host an all women show if every time a woman speaks on this show,

someone sends in a schmobot just to be a d'i can shut them up. They wouldn't be able to get a single word in. Let's move off. happy about this. The show will make $40,000. And I'll tell you what, if we get to, if we get to $2,200, I'll put Bonnie on this show. Coney Maniac donated $20. Come on people send in your cash. I need my favorite sexy ladies all to be on S-E-N. If you don't want this, you don't know cheat. I'll put, I'll put Bonnie on for $2,200. That's the last of it. That's the last of it. This is in Japanese. Tokino Kanata, he to Koboriukorio Chit on Amida,

Radasama, Amadewat, Ma'amaguru, Amelioi, Kakhetori, Kekweshiyazzu, Sukum, Yomi, Yobikaki, Tfini, Suu, Khami, Kani, Kaniythai Tiro. Fucking yo-bi. I love that you played the fuckins of flirt and the flas music during that. That was incredible. Brian, you're pretty good at this. Hey, thanks, man. Sorry, it was out last week.

It was good. Dwayne, Dwayne's awesome too. I'm just, yeah, Dwayne was great. But that was just, you know, I, I watched that Zaflert and Flouse versus Kevin Smith promo yesterday again. It's, it's just brilliant by, by Nerd Chronic for the spectacular. I mean, it's brilliant with people screaming out the windows of flirt and flowers. Fucking Silvestrini dancing in front of her TV with Safflert and Flaus in the background.

I mean, it was just like, it's insane. It's insane. I love it. So someone said that means Spider-Man at home fucking you bitch. Yeah. Someone wants the ladies to be drinking on that show. I mean, they were literally trying. trying to get this show canceled.

Yeah. Especially if, if Somerville gets on this show at $2,200, oh my God. Okay, but also that. She won't show up, though. Well, that's the problem is that people are going to give extra money for her to not show up. That's true. She, she does, you know, the funny thing is that shows you how great stereo is. She has not missed a beat.

She's been there. She's been there every show because all she has to do is this. Hello? You know? And as a, as opposed to trying to try. to like get the microphone or sit down be somewhere she's every single time like yesterday she was like can you hear me can you hear only where are you in a garden somewhere in in the woods like where are you're like I'm outside just enjoying the nature and the birds who's tweeting

in my ear have a mimosa and I'm like okay and then the other time she was like who knows where she was probably jet skiing for all I know but but but either way she's been on the show so you know look at Kate I just killed Kate Kate's blacked at her camera. For those, for the audio listeners. Speaking of the audio, all of you people, all of you,

everyone in here, have you gone on over to the Apple podcast? Have you rated us? Have you left a review? Have you followed us on Spotify? You haven't? Okay, well, don't ask when we get canceled. That was the reason.

Because it's more, and I'll tell you, the Sith Council is really dependent on that stuff. If you haven't been subscribed over there. We don't use this from about. We don't do any of that stuff over there. And we just do super chats, but it's dependent on that. So we're trying to get, you know, we're trying to get the master classes over at Sith Council. But in order to do, you guys got to listen. You guys got to download. People even know that I do that show?

I don't even know. There's somebody the other day was like, oh, you got you do a Star Wars show now. I'm like, yeah, for the last eight weeks. Prince Tatwa has not promised donated $20. Men, what a long week. First, my car breaks down. I needed a new alternator. Oh, God. Then I find out my dad's sign. COVID thank God yesterday I got a flat tire on my way home then when I get home I walk in and Alex is fucking my rainbows thank my rainbows I think I want they'll put fucking but it's like everybody's gonna try to put it in and like keep

trying to do that when you yeah Alex is fucking mine whatever it is McMurray donated $20 where the white women at hosting send it with some multiracial women love you, Kate. Can we get Margaret Thatcher singing with Steph, please? Oh, yes, it's ladies night and the feelings right. Oh, yes, it's ladies night. That's fine. We'll do that for the, forget it. The ladies show, because the impressions thing, as I said, we're going to, we're going to limit that down now to, where their impressions are 50 now and they're going to be limited to two or three. So that's, we're not, we're trying to bring that down. So, but by the way, just to let everybody

know that this might be this might be the right time to do it because it is it is international women's day on march 8th so maybe that's maybe if we hit our goal today that's when that's when we can do the uh we can do the actual show we can do the show with with all the ladies if we hit it we hit it a whole day for women it's a more wow hashtag blessed it's only 12 hours it's only 12 hours yeah it's a half day I like the The men's day is... Quiffor underscore Sutherland donated $20. Fuck the movie talk.

I want the fight commentary now. And also I hope the offer from yesterday for 1,000 still stands and want a shirtless spread for that much. That strip show was amazing. Shlong, shlong, shlong. Roxy was so, like, nervous telling me about what we did a stereo right afterwards. And she's like, um, so you're probably going to hear about it. That's what I had to do what I called her, peekapos.

I was like, so you're probably going to hear about it. That's why I told her. I said, if you did that, if you, if you do that on your show, Kate, you'll make about 200 grand in about 20 minutes. Oh, man. I could use that too. Yeah, just, you know, just, just catch Bonnie at night when, you know, like, after a few mimosas and just don't even tell her

that the cameras on. I'll just wait until I see she's really active on Instagram stories and then like call her. I'll be like, what's the time difference from Cabo to here? Is there any time difference? Damn. Oh,

call her Bonnie Cruz. It's all right. She'll never listen to this. I'm sorry to snort there. I don't know. Why did I miss? I went to the bathroom. She did it for her kids. All right. Here's there.

Here's the next thing. All right. Here we go. Let's not get political on bonding. All right. I wish I knew her. I wish I knew her. He's got so many that he could.

He's like, I had to say, it's not appropriate. I don't know this person. I have no idea of this person. I wish I knew her. The good news is this, Ryan. We'll schedule her on with you for the next, like, 20 weeks, and then in about four years you'll do a show with her. I just shared with Ryan, speaking of fight things,

we were looking at apartment hunting, and on Google Street, I shared two photos with him that Lonnie found in front of one of the houses we were looking at, and I think you'll fight it quite interesting. What are we looking at is a fight? Yeah, yeah. If, oh, like, we can't see it when he shares it. Right.

Oh, shit. Let's get more MacAid and the girls have the show. Thank you all for the constant entertainment, especially, Eukrytian. Following the schmodeon since 2016. Oh, and hello, Brett. Hashtag best milk, hashtag unicorn fucker. That one made it in. That one really made it in.

That one really made it in. Look at that. Yeah, I'm glad. I just set up to you, Chris. Oh, well, you sent it. These are the fight video? Oh, this is what you use?

No, that's a Google Street for a place we were looking at. I think we might pass on this listing. We might pass on this. Can we, can we play this? Can I, can I, can I, do you care about show this? They're blurred out. I think if you do it. Are you going to do it, Ryan?

You'll be doing it. Yeah. Yeah. If he does it, we can't see it. But their faces are blurred out. Yeah, they are. So this is. Check your tab.

Check your tab. I think we're going to pass. on this recess. Hold on a second, hold on. I'm looking at it right now. You are looking at it. Can you play it? I can't. You can't do it? I can do it. Unfortunately, you guys won't be able to see it. Yeah, that's fine. Just give me a second. I'm trying to drag the stupid thing.

All right, I got it. Yeah, so this is it's really funny. I can't get it to the drag for some reason. Oh, man. I got it. I got it. I got it. All right. So I'm going to try to play these. I just got to share the screen. So Brett was, so you were looking for a new place? Yeah, we're just trying to find a place. We wanted to get a house made with the backyard so the kids can get a little more active. We're tired of the apartment living and, you know, looking for something in our price point.

So this is what you saw. Yep. That's a, that's a slide, I believe, the kids called. My favorite is that the guy, all right, so let's talk about what we're seeing here. Let's talk about what we're seeing here. Can you see it? Are you looking at the pictures? All right, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, I mean, this is amazing. This is incredible because the guy seems to just be walking down the block enjoying himself. Then there's like, first of all, if you look at the first one with the, let's, let's, the one I'm looking at here with the bag. She's, she's done a Dr. Strange type thing. And she's, now she's morphed herself out of her body.

She's got two bags of McDonald's. So he's obviously very, very concerned because who is this mutant that's coming after him? Who's, who's able to do this? And so the, are we not talking about, I can't. tell she's wearing shoes or socks, but it looks like it's, it's just one sock and the other shoe she has in her hand ready to slap this guy. This guy is like, hey, I'm just going to get fucking McDonald's and I wanted to know if there was a deal on anything. And those are slide sandals. She's wearing toxic slide. Right. Right. So he was just kindly asking where's the nearest McDonald's.

And she said, hey, motherfucker. I got two bags of McDonald's on my hands. Clearly it's close by. So why are you asking stupid shit? Are you fucking with me? And so, so he goes, look, I'm just asking, is the McRib on sale? He got fucking pissed. She goes, motherfucker, you just say the McRib? You just say the McRib? And she's ready to slap this motherfucker

because he asked about the McRibb. You know that shit's only on like every once like every year or two? And so he's like, look, man, fine. I'll go to I'll go to in and out of this. That's what I got out of this. I don't know if you guys got me. She has love on her shirt, too.

Yeah. That's good. That was good. had a beautiful backyard. It was just this beautiful. Yeah, you just don't go out the front door. Good stuff. Okay.

Anyway, so that was good. Thank you, Brett. That was a nice little, nice little segment. So let's talk about Blade. I'm just kidding. We talked about Blade. Hotel Nerd donated $20. I wanted to let everyone here know that on the March 6th episode of the ground floor,

it is about the top 10 influences for me to start and continue. Hotel Nerd at 8 p.m. on YouTube. When I mention Christy and I really mean all of Sen crew. No often jokes today. Thank you. It's very nice. I appreciate it. It's very sweet. Very sweet. Yes. Very sweet. All right. So look at this. We're 1,300 away from Kate Hoasting with Dorina, Roxy and Durina. We're 13,300 away from, um, 13,200? Yeah, we're $13,200 away. We are $1,500 away from, $1,500 away from Bonnie coming in. We're $13,000, $13,000,000 away from Bonnie hosting the show every single day for the rest of our lives. I just want to clarify, Ryan, you put hosting with Dorena, Roxy, and Dorena.

Oh, Dorena, Dorena is nowhere near this. It is Roxy Sabrina. I, yeah, I've been typing Dorena. And stuff. I fucked up. Roxy Sabrina, Roxy Sabrina and Steph. And Tim's,

Tim said Dorina and Darina. Yeah, she actually learned the trip from the love lady. He's going to be able to more for a soul. 50 dollars. Okay. Now let's see if the Schmo bot can speak Hebrew. Did it work?

Okay. I don't think so. It did not work. It did not work at all. It's a hell of a day, though, so far. You guys are getting close. And clearly, I mean, we're not even 11 o'clock yet and we're getting close to that goal, Kate. So they, as Sally Field would say, they like you.

They really like me. You really like me. Right. It's never gets old. It doesn't matter. I mean, it's still, it never gets old. So you're still doing that face app thing, right? Yes.

The impressions, whatever it is? Yes. So what happens? So somebody got that for you for the full years. Is that what happened? No. So people, basically, I bought it for myself that I said, if any, people are like, we'll pay for you to have it. And I was like, all right, do this. Donate to

Alopecia. Right, right, right. So I'm paying for it, but I've matched the donations that everybody put into the Alpecia Foundation. I want to thank you for, you know, the effect of saving my marriage and not doing the Julia Roberts one anymore. She does, she does the, uh, Gatow 32 donated $20. Two roads diverged in a yellow wooden sorry. I could not travel both and be one travel along. I stood and looked down. one as far as I could to where it bent in the underground so I took the road less traveled and saw Aoo fucking my beach

That one surprised me I was like and that made all the different No sorry Alex is fucking his bitch okay I wonder what's gonna happen on stereo With me and Alex today It's fun no matter what it'll be a good one I'm looking forward to that one So if those people do give me a favor Yes to No inside of the check

room if you've been if you've listened to any of the stereo after shows that brett and i have done after so yes or no and if you say no you probably that's mollet off shrimp cocktail donated twenty dollars thank you this is for the bicey's in the room but can we get her to host on the ninth for my birthday and can we get bateman on so i can harass his fucking we casp eyebrows hotel nerd donated twenty dollars shot do we know if bonnie will be back on blue bloods again I wanted her storyline to continue with the Regans. She felt like a great fit with that dynamic. Well, if you listen to the stereo show, she actually addressed that.

So there's last week's stereo show. But she's got this show heels coming out on stars, which is about, it's so funny, she doesn't know much about wrestling, right? And she's on this show called heels. When she got the script, she said she thought it was about like shoes. So she got, so she gets this thing. And she goes, I want a show. $20.

had to donate for the ladies panel. Has anyone been able to check out the new HBO Max show? It's a sin. It's an amazing show, and I definitely recommend it. It's a sin. Got to check it up. What's the show called? It's a sin.

Never heard of it. Never heard of it either. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that it, that just means. It's British. I can't find, I cannot find Jack shit to watch on television. Again, it's the same, it's the same thing. Last night, it's going back to, I've watched Lethal Weapon One and Two. over the last like couple of weeks like last night my wife watched some patrick demstey movie

can't find because everything's so fucking serious and dramatic it's like you know with the world the way it is right now i just end the fact that i don't review movies the way that i used to it's like everything it's like watch this show with with rosambeck she's one thousand nine hundred and ninety donated twenty dollars hello yesterday i became a patrian for senans just wanted to thank christian for recommending the Oculus to him currently playing premium bowling and walkabout crazy golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also looking forward to Whisper Vision on stereo tomorrow. Listen, this golf thing is no joke.

Called my friend, I texted my friend yesterday in New York, Pinto that I mentioned on the show. And he said, you ducking me, a little bitch. And he wrote back, he was like, no, I'm not ducking. It's Thursday. It's on. So I'm playing. I'm going to play against him and walkabout golf today. getting people on you're you're you're sleeping on oculus and an oculus is sleeping on this show because

i've given them more business than they probably ever had in life you're not paying for me but uh i but i but i just love it i absolutely love it been watching so much um the movies since it just looks incredible though they they i tell you this bread like every time we're on our show the guy has recommended big screen that i tell you this what happened yeah did you try i tried it it's It's the same problem I have when I play that. Nerdy Bridge Guy donated $20. It's a sin is a show about the gay community in London during the early 80s when the AIDS epidemic started taking many lives. So many emotions watching it.

And I'm sure it's incredible. It's just that that's my, my wife made a great point the other day. She's like, because we were talking about that Rosemont Pike show. And I go, I hear it's great. She's like, yeah, but she's like, she's like a woman who like steals old people's stuff. and it's like everything is serious, dramatic, and just miserable. And I'm like, yeah, you're not wrong. And I don't know if I want to feel like that right now.

Yeah. You know, it's like Ted Lassow. Dude, I tried. I like Ted Lassow. That one, she bailed on that one. I was pissed about that. I was pissed about that because that one I wanted to try. Good girls.

We're watching again. Which one's that? That's the one. Rediz on. And the, it's Christina Hendrix. Yeah. The busty ginge from man. Yeah.

I'm down. It's fun. Roseman Pike is a movie. Vader Immortal. Someone asked, can you play Vader Immortal? That was the first thing I did. Played all three parts because I had played the first part before. And I never played two and three.

I finished it. I finished it. I'm swinging around a lightsaber and my father-in-law is taking pictures of me. Like, this is when my daughter, Mary. And I'm like, but it was, it was phenomenal. And then I got the, and I got the other one that, that one's a little tougher. but anyway I was I was talking about the the big screen app and so this guy kept recommending it on Brett and when we were doing our show and he's like you got to see you like watching movies it's like it's like it's massive it's like an iMac screen and I'm like yeah but what he doesn't tell you it's like it's like playing that Jedi game on PlayStation 4 it's like everything it's just tell me how to fucking access this stuff I got to do tricks I'm throwing although there is a point you can bring soda and I'm just chucking sodas at the screen and and and that's that's what I was doing I was like it's like oh popcorn and I'm firing popcorn out and like I was making a mess and it was just an absolute disaster but I'm like I don't even know how to access the fucking movies I can't even watch a movie on it's like yeah yeah you can watch a shmoney out with somebody of use parrot I'm like yeah if I can access it I have no idea how to access it with now when it comes to Amazon Prime oh yeah pick a fucking movie and look at this you're in a theater watching a movie so that's what I did but but I was but it was fun chucking the

the and I tell you if I figured out and I and I you ever when you do in a game or anything to and you find something by accident you're like oh how did I do that and I don't know how to do it I can't even find out because when I when I when I when I tapped into the popcorn stuff I mean it was my if you would have walked in all you would see me is going like 50 shades of geek donated $20 fucking schmo bot what I said was chalom kate at hey teutovar o'am she at gourmet lila h Cole palm she at bar al-outoknet Lear at Otakma Ashur Sli et ha-yom

La tolii I heard thank you very much to that roba Yeah but no but anyway There's lots of things you can throw And it's fun and that's what That's what I always made Makuga do

When McCuga was playing the VR When we used to do the bid at Collider And he was playing that Exorcist game Which is creepy as hell I would say dude just throw shit And he would and he just start throwing shit And it's like it's like it's I love when you can break stuff. It's just so much fun because I'm six.

Anyway. Watching you guys do that. Yeah. Oh, it's the best. Those those. And have you, have you guys ever seen? And I got to,

we got to bring it up. Alex, I got to get you to do, go through the, the rec room video that we did a collider with Rick Ingraham. Oh, it's the fucking best. We have to,

we got to bring it on. So rec room is, is an app inside of VR and you can, people are going in there and just a conversation. that Rick Ingram is having with these people. It's, oh, my God, it's amazing. So Alex and Ryan, can you guys do me a favor? Just go through the rec room videos of Ingram and find the best bits.

And I'd love to play that like when I'm on this show in a month. Okay. You got it. So, only 11 set March 30th. And you'll be great. Room, got it. March 30th, 2020. You're good.

March 32nd. That's right. March 32nd. That's absolutely right. All right. Let's get into this. Who cares about other stories? No one cares.

Let's go to streamlabs.com slash the shmodem. Right now where we're at. Oh, you want to talk about Halo? Oh, my God, man. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm excited about Halo. All right. Talk about it.

Showtime show. That's amazing. I can't wait for it. If it ever happens. It's not going on Showtime. It's not going on Showtime. It's not paramount. It's not.

It's been down. It's owned by the same, right? Yeah. Own by Biacom, CBS. They, they announced us a while ago. They are in production right now. and it should be premiering next year on paramount plus. So we would have to get Paramount Plus, though.

Yeah, I mean, they just got the Frazier revival as well. Yeah, no. So someone's asking if the donations are coming out as if for tomorrow's show. No, it's going to be for March, March 8th is when I would like to do that show with everybody because it is International Women's Day. And I think it would be great if we had Kate and Roxy and Sabrina and, and Bonnie. So we'll

see. And Steph? And Steph. And then Bonnie can paraglide in from Jamaica. 50 shades of geek donated $20. Translation. Hello, Kate. Thank you very much for making me smile

every time you come to the show. Seeing you really makes my day. Aw. Would you say, Habala, Hasman? Just say, that means the best. too. What do you got for us, Alex? All right. On stream labs? Yeah.

I mean, a halo. I can't wait. All right. Wasn't your halo. Fuck your halo. Oh, it's Pablo, Pablo Shriver's the, uh, Pablo Shriver's the, uh, is he master chief. Yeah, he's the lead. And that's like mine and, I'm like, Raxie, like, that's your dude. I feel. She's like, that is so my vibe. Like, that's the guy that like, did she watch him on, on, uh, on, uh, the wire? I, well, I think she's watched him on everything. Did you?

Yeah. You love the wire. Yeah. But he wasn't my favorite part of it. No, no, no. He was only in like season two, I think. You know, like, you know, I like a tan man, except for the one I married. I know.

It's like so, it's so opposite from everyone you. I'm like, I'm like Stringer Bell is the hottest person on the planet. Ava. And then I'm married basically. I marry Nikki Sitbox. Yeah. All I want is stringer valve, but I land. married every bartender in Ireland.

Truly. Oh, Tiki Murphy. Yeah. It doesn't sound Irish. All right. What's next? Real quick, are you, Christian,

since you're not going to be on the show for a while, are you going to get Paramount Plus? Do I have it? Alex, I don't know the answer to that question. I don't know. Hello? Do I have Paramount?

Hey, hey, you. Do I got the Paramount Plus? Okay, great. Yeah, that's the one with the Dalmatian. Oh, Disney Plus? Oh, fuck. What about the Paramount? Who's on that one?

That's Discovery. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that's the one with the, you know, you get the premium. That's fucking Amazon. Oh, all right. Well, what about the, uh, the one of them the Paramount's the one that does the, uh, the blue thing, the pops. HBO what?

Max? All right. Well, what about the other one? Oh, okay, wait. So the one that I'm thinking about, that you're talking about the one with the, that's when the red comes up and it blasts you in the face, and he's paid like $17 a month.

That what? That who? Ah, fuck it. He just had a conversation with that Star Wars video game in the studio. Or a Chucky mask. I'm not funny. Wait. No, I gave up.

I gave up. I wanted to. I really, I enjoyed playing it. I just, I just got too mad getting lost. I just got lost. It was,

but I don't know. Maybe it's something that we do on Twitch eventually because we're doing so much on Twitch starting in April. The first class league begins in the last Tuesday in March, whatever that is actually. So it's the last day. And then, and then from every Tuesday on Twitch,

matches a day will be it'll be two-hour show brad gilmore is going to be running it and it's going to be phenomenal but we're also we have other programming that we can't talk about yet we're excited about and if we get the one the fingers crossed the one that i'm really hoping that we get you guys are going to lose your fucking minds but we're we're working on it we're working on um anyway so uh let's keep going all right first stream lab we got his fucklist in toronto Hello, Heaps. I just rewatched good time. No, no, no, you know what? That was a piss, poor reading.

That was a piss poor reading. You know, you know what you did. Donated $20. Not watching Live, but my Simp meter went off. Gotta make sure the ladies host. Hashtag Simpity. Alice, come on. You know what you did.

Let's do it again. Let's do it again, Alice. Fuckless in Toronto. Much better. I just rewatched good time with Robert Pattinson. I know, I know. Mr. Patton gets praised for his performance in the film, but what about his New York accent? Christian, do you think it's good? What do you all think are some of the best and worst New York accents and films? Oh, there's bad ones. There's real bad ones. I didn't mind his, but there's, there's really bad ones.

And when I'm looking at it and I, it'll tune me out. I think the, I'll tell you the best one I've ever seen. Because there's just so many bad ones that I can't even really put my finger on. The best New York accent that I can remember is, Hill in Wolf of Wall Street. His New York accent is on point. He is, oh, he's on point. And I was never- Callie baby, right? It's not even like, yeah, no, no, no. He's not, I, I remember, I remember watching

him and I was my okay fan. Wolf of Wall Street is one of my favorite movies. And he was, like, I would just, so warranted for his, he was nominated in that for that role, he was, and it was warranted. Because I remember him getting nominated in Moneyball. And it's like, But Wolf of Wall Street, I just remember being blown away going, I have listened to people like this all through high school.

And he sound just like him. But yeah, so I would say I'll go with best. That's the best one that I would say. Yeah. Colin Quinn. Ben underscore Rainer donated $20. New York. Hi, guys.

Happy Wonder Vision. Dame loving this guest Harloff, hopefully hell will be back. Can we get Elmore asking Chicago Kate to be on the all women. show also i can't wait for all the matches next week let's get that all women panel hi brett yeah i hate to be a turd but i just for donations just because they take up so much time and everything too we're donations we're only doing we'll do three we're doing three per per show and they're they're at the fifty dollar tier now because it's just it's just too much um so uh we but but we will uh obviously address ben's comment here you know when you the the whether or not you put chicago cake

Kate, he's going to host the show. She can program it however she wants to if that's what happens. And as far as the matches go next week, man, oh, I cannot wait. I cannot wait. And you guys are going to be, that's, that's the thing that people don't understand is that when people are like, oh, man, I can't do the pay-per-view. It's like, just fucking wait then, you know, because you've got, you've got with first-class league and all the pay-per-view matches, we've gone from eight to nine matches a month to 25 matches a month. We have 25 matches a month that we're going to be. doing so including the first class league starting in uh at the end of march so this is going to be the

most uh shmodown that you've ever had you know there's going to be so much entertainment for you guys so just buckle buckle in it's going to be a lot of fun all right what's next al seisenberg asks to rank these three uh scenarios for most likely to least like j d mass donated twenty dollars i feel like paramount may be worth for the fact their flim releases will be available after 45 days yeah Yeah, I mean, they're going to need something. They're going to need something to sell it for sure. A paramount, a Viacom movie then becomes, okay, a Paramount movie then becomes real-

also exclusively getting Mission Impossible 7. Is that what it says? Yeah. Oh, is it exclusive? Is that happening? They're exclusively getting Mission Impossible 7. Oh, okay. And then 45 days later, they're-

45 days later, okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, I mean, it's still not that, it's not that bad. I mean, they have that first image that people are like, oh, the first damage in Mission Impossible. And it's literally just Tom Cruise. Like you could have picked it from any mission impossible movie.

He's just staying there like this. Oh, speaking of that, the other day, I got to, I can't even tell you if I'm working at home, I get texts on it for things that happen in my house all of the time, whether it's a mouse not working in the computer that I got to come in to fix in the middle of working on these matches, whether it's, you know, the, the iPad code or something, so I get one of the three-year-old just locked this, locked me out of the bathroom. Locked the bathroom and locked the back door so we can't get in, but the window's open. So you ever seen that scene in Mission Impossible one, Tom Cruise?

So that's me going through my bathroom window. And not only did that happen, I had a shirt on from, was one of my favorite Shmodown shirts. It was an exclusive design from when Mara Knotepik defeated Jason Eminem for the title. And I had just worn it, I was wearing it, ripped right through the middle of the shirt. And I was like, that's, that's awesome. My wife thought it was hysterical, though. She's like, also why not put the three-year-old through the window?

That's right. Yeah, right. She would probably love it. She's like, she's a, she's a daredevil, that kid. Like when I'll hold her and I'll spin her around like real fast. And she has this look, holy shit. And she goes, do it again. Gras by the collar.

Yeah, she's like, do it again. She's like, she has this look. She's going to be jumping out of planes. jumping down the planes and this just reminds me of and I know Pussy O'Connell donated $20 How about Spider-Man?

You have no mask could kindly get the fuck out of here Oh wait, wrong show Can I forget Pacino showing up in Wondervision Not knowing what the fuck he's there for Holly Hunter directs her Thanks and keep eating healthy dicks Thank you pussy Keep eating healthy dicks

Same thing, sorry pussy Same thing we got we got a stick this role it's got to be the donation the impressions are $50 and then three of them a show but uh but yeah that's that's pretty funny uh yeah Wanda Visions Wanda Visions good can't you start watching it no you gotta watch it I know I know I do but also today's the day that the Super Mario Animal Crossing release comes out what the fuck is that you watch it on Saturday Oh, the open world Open world Super Mario

It's not Animal Crossing related Brett On Animal Crossing There's going to be an update where you get Where we get Mario stuff Oh So there's an update Slippi donated $20

Who's been messing up everything It's been molligan all along Who's been pulling every evil string It's been molligan all along She's insidious so perfidious The pity is it's too late to fix anything. Thanks to Mulligan, and she will kill S.E.N. 2. Yeah. I want to talk about it, but I don't want to ruin it. I especially don't want to ruin it for, for Kate. But like this,

I'm very confused to the last episode is all I'll say. I'm very confused. And that means I'm just going to be like, no, no, no, no, no, not so much, not so much that you're not going to be able to figure it out. It's like, I think they're going to explain it. I'm just, I'm, what happened at the end. I'm like, my, my question for those people without spoiling was why. That was it. And there might very well be a great explanation for it. But I was just like, why? Was it just to, was it just to throw a like a monkey wrench? Like, I don't know. Yeah. Sorry, Brett. I just saw in the chat. The update comes out today, but you can't actually get the Mario stuff until March 1st. So I have a hug.

Fuck my life. Yeah, and I posted. So this is something else for everybody out there too. It posted in, um, the movie trivia Shmoa down Facebook group. I asked everybody who, because I think that most people in here know that for the faction merch just here, that every time someone gets the faction of merch, a percentage of those profits go into the pool, that's what all the factions and the players are playing for. I posted and asked people to put pictures of themselves, like wearing their merch. There's some really good ones.

Your girl, Jessica Sloat put a picture of there also. By the way, speaking of ripping shirts, so yesterday, I got mine. And you ripped it? Well, no, but I had James, I was playing a horse and James, my three-year-old was on my back, and he started to fall back. So he pulled it, and I just hear, and I was like, if it's ripped, I'm going to, I'm going to murder him. I'm going to murder him with my bare hands right now. The shirt is ripped because I love the shirt.

You guys, I didn't murder him with my bare hands. I hired somebody to do that. No, but it's just the, this got all stretched out. So now it's kind of like, it's kind of like a off the shoulder sort of look. This is my, I love this conversation. Wow. I had no idea. Christian still comes on this show.

Every time I tune in, it's random strangers that I've never seen a day in my life. Well, they clearly've never watched the show, even when I was on every day. Because Kate's been on Collider Live for like, and Brett. I watched it. There was a clip that popped up. Brett's been doing shows for five years. years and he's on this show every day. Alex,

Alex was on Collider Live. Ryan's the only random stranger. I know. Who am I? You are a random stranger. That is, that is true. Oh,

and you've got, you got competition, by the way. Oh, shit. Merle, he's got, does a killer wado.

Yeah, nothing killer about that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fucking, talking truth to, uh,

fucking posers. what I'm doing. Because Waddle had nothing on this motto. Somebody clip that out and tagged Meryl on there. Oh, my God. Yeah, Ryan, you're going to clip that yourself, I think. We got to get,

we got to get Murall on this show. We got to do a Waddlewaw. A lot of. Yeah. You got to do a Wadoff. Yeah. Yeah, well, if we also get Griffin Newman on the show, too, he does a do their Wado as well, yeah.

He does. I'm hearing it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Let me tell you something here, by the way, uh, Alex. You've been, you've been raving about, Newman to me for years, right?

Is that, is that a shirt? Yeah, actually wearing a blank check t-shirt right now. Wow. His podcast. So he's been, so he's been, uh, Alex has talked to me about Griffin Newman. I think during the Clyde Live days, like this guy's would be good in the showdown. He would be good. And he's like, and he said he'd be interested.

And this is before like the digital age. So it was like really tough to try to get him involved. But then thanks to Alex this year as the drafts coming in, he says, did you reach out to Griffin Newman? And I said, you know, I haven't. So let me reach out. And he's like, no, I'm down. I want to play.

I'm hearing that this guy is the real deal. Yeah. I'm hearing from like, I mean, you got to hear Dagnino talk about this guy. You got to hear Roka and the barbarian talk about this guy. They think he's, they think he's like one of the early to, right? Yeah. They think he's going to be one of the elite players. They think he's going to be like the real deal.

Alex turned me on to him and I've watched tons of blank check episodes. This guy knows so much. about movies and the way you so interested his knowledge is just yeah so he's so i already booked i already know who he's going to play next i already i already have his match uh that i haven't i haven't mentioned i'm not going to reveal it here because i need to get it the managers need to hear it first and all that stuff too but i like i like the matchup and it's not going to be an easy matchup for his first one it's going to be it's going to be a little bit of a challenge so um interesting yeah we'll see we'll see all right let's let's get to some more here and we are right

way right now just let everybody know where we are at currently to get that show uh we are at we are about one thousand one thousand like 80 away 180 in she away at the moment so um kate you got you got about 40 minutes we'll see 40 minutes some people people are people are texting are trying to find out where uh where uh jake yukovett is right now All right, here's the They're like, how's the bakery doing? That's right. James Lovario's bat signal just went up.

All right, what's next? All right, back to our second stream lab. Rank these, from House Heisenberg, rank these three scenarios from most likely to least likely, Christian competing in an exhibition, Shmelladown match and forgetting one of the rules, Marzonia performing one of his songs and forgetting the lyrics, or Elle is performing a set and messing up a bit.

Um, well, I've ranked me first. That's that, that was with the new rules. Yeah, with all the new rules, with all the new, no, there's all new rules that I've already forgotten. And that's why we got rid of that stupid timeout rule. That was a disaster. Darth Markness McMurray donated $20. I can't really afford this, but I really need Kate to host with Roxy Steff and Sabrina. Thanks Kate for getting me to laugh in my darkest times. From your impressions and jokes to of Tommy Johnson pooping on your chest, you always bring me joy. Love you. Patricia Mexinated $20.

I watched Promising Young Women the other night and other than beautiful Ben, it's been on my mind. It's made for Some Weird Dreams. I know it's heavy, but if you've seen it, are you as scared as I am? It was great, but the ending was too much. Wait, so which one? Promising Young Woman is the one that I've seen. That's the one I've seen, yes. Yeah, it was definitely a dark comedy.

enjoyed it. It was one of the better movies that I saw, I think, all year. But yeah, the ending is, it's a little, it's a little over the top. But I think that it's a little. Yeah, yeah, but I, I dug it though. I dug it. Was Dan Merle in the movie, Ryan? Oh. There's some performances you didn't like. I hope not because if there was a guy in that movie, it's probably not looking good. Yeah, true.

Okay, what's the, so anyway, so yeah, I would say that that's why we get rid of that timeout rule, because it was it for digital it was it was just in theory it was a good idea of them like no absolutely not so and i've we had forgotten one thing and you getting used to all these new rules i definitely would forget that i would be number one um Alex for i this happened at one of my live streams yeah i would so i would say Alex probably and then mark depending on it depends on how the new it depends on how new the song it is and it depends on how new the bit is that's i think that's what it was yeah that's true all right That's next.

50 Shades of Geeks says House Heisenberg is a fucking treasure. Honestly, he's doing the Lord's work. All hail is flirting plows. Hell yeah. It's the past. It is really the best. And I'm telling you.

Let me but donated $20. Let me try it this way. Ahem. Fuck your chips. Thank you. Indeed. Yeah, we're going to send so someone just asked, wait, wait,

New Time Out Rule is gone. Yeah, it's fucking gone. Aaron JT donated $23 pounds and 99 pence through super chat that's a million dollars make my side hurt from laughing thank you your inspirations i am not a petite british lady it's this fucking schmeabot we need a stereo show called the bright side hashtag kate's a host i saw that oh yeah yeah yeah so we're gonna we're gonna um we're gonna release the uh the rule book the new one i mean the patrons got the the older one and then the new one that's another reason why we're gonna make sure the public gets

the actual updated one on March 1st. So we'll release that, but you will not do the pen out rule in the new rulebook because that motherfucker is gone, shipped it off, kick it down a hill in a garbage can. I hated that stupid rule. I'm glad it's gone. All right. What's next?

Joe, okay, says, I tried telling my friend a chemistry joke today, but I got no reaction. I like that one. That's good. Cameron says, hey, Christian, have he ever considered having a show dedicated to video game shows?

slash movies like the IG show. The amount of shows slash movies that will be coming from video games in the next few years is plenty of to talk about on its on show. I'm left wanting more from y'all when you all discuss video game news. I know there's logistics to think about as well. But if you do decide on entertaining the idea of a video game show, maybe I can shoot you a message and further pitch the idea. And you guys, I'm shooting my shot, LOL.

Well, for now, I don't know. It's tough right now, man. YouTube is the farts. It really is. YouTube is the farts. It's one of these things where it's like, you know when you have the inner geekdom show we had to revamp because we knew that we knew how i mean Winston is so knowledgeable on this stuff but it's like people are just so set in their ways they look and they

go i don't know what the inner geekdom show is i don't know what that is i'm not gonna i'm not gonna look at that i'm not going to watch and it's like so like deep dive stuff that they were doing that was so great and people weren't clicking on it so we said why don't we just switch it to go to like wandavision and get into wandervision and now like more people are watching it it's it's it's it's a much it's it's a much It's the audience is getting bigger, but it's the same thing. It's like, tune into the fucking shows. It's like, I know. The problem is, here's the thing.

And this is what a lot of people don't realize. I see tons of YouTube personalities all over the place complaining about how all their views are just massively down. That COVID is, you put everybody in front of cameras. You put everybody in front of cameras. Everybody has a show. Everybody has. So it's like, oh, I have all this time on my hand. So you should be going up.

Are you kidding? Views are going everywhere. Everywhere, they're getting split from all over the place. So it's, so it's, it's tough to continue to do more and more shows, and you've got to focus on the ones that you got. Because it's like everybody's,

everybody's views are in the shitter. Also, on Kayla. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what's next? Shmosno trivia says,

Shmo's no show trivia time. In 2016, the Shmo's show crew gave their top seven movies of all time. Which of these did Tom Dagnino include on his list? Planet of the Apes, the Walberg one, Vanilla Sky, Bruce Almighty, or Rocky 2? Which one did he put? Did he put? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Rocky, too. Brian, what do you think? I think it was Vanilla Sky. Brett, Kate. I think he was Bruce Almighty. That sounds a butt right. Thank you, Brett. The correct answer is Vanilla Sky.

No. He didn't put Rocky 2 in it. He's an imbecile. Sam of a fan. All right, what's next? My favorite, I'm just going to say this real quick. My favorite is we're having this conversation on the chain yesterday, the manager chain. Gucci says something.

And then Christian just immediately go, shut up, you moron. We're all talking. Agnino says one thing. And all Christian responses, shut out you, moron. Oh, my God. I can tell you, I'll tell you exactly what it was. Oh, I can find it. Who changed, who changed the name of the group, by the way, the text threat?

because whoever did that is a gene. Sam did. It says like eight comedic. Nine professional comedians. And Marcellus. Really good. I got to find that. It's somewhere here.

But yeah, I absolutely. I absolutely said, you were so quick to respond. Yeah, I absolutely said he's a moron. I don't know. I'll find it. All right. Shadow Dragon Productions. Donates.

Gives me a poem to read if you want me to read that. What do you think, Christian? say what go for it say it again yeah okay I will do it who said we are lost again in this long talk about wait hold what is this

nothing talk about lot smart everyone knows makes self feel good about lame ass what is that what is that kind of conversation is that I don't even know what that is that's I don't even

I don't even know what that is that sounds like someone got shit faced that it sounds like is this in the chat or yeah it was in the chat it was like that was just gibberish.

Are you reading from that group? Nothing talk about lot smart. Everyone knows makes self feel good about lame ass. And what's this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's that supposed to? I don't know. Let me,

let me try that. Let me try that. Let me try that again. Let me, let me try that one more time. Now I'm going to, hey, hey,

nothing talking about that smart. Everyone knows makes self feel good, lame ass. There you go. That's better. I like that. I'll do one more time. Brett, you try it too.

You see it in the chat room? Yeah, I'll tell you. No, I miss that one. I just see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, let's give you. Can we give drunk, can we give the drunk Brett? Can we give the, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. You got it?

Yeah. Uh, yeah. Nothing. Talk about a lot smart. Everybody knows make, make self felt good about it. lame ass. So there. Guy lame. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

L-L. Get it. Go ahead. Cake, give a shot. Nothing talking about. A lot smart. Everyone knows. Makes out feel good about lame ass.

Alex, give it a shot. Guy lame and lie hat. You see? at Alex or no? Uh, nothing. Talk about a lot smart, everyone knows. Uh, makes self feel good about lame ass. All right, where's, where's drunk Wado doing it?

Nothing, uh, talk about that smart little everyone knows makes self feel lame ass. N. Y hat. Man, nothing talk about it. He's a lot smart. Everybody knows. You make yourself feel good, ha, about lame ass. oddlyness. Where'd they go?

Oh, I don't know, but that was the best. Oh, that was really good. That was good. I smell burning. That might, we might just want to check in. Jose Montalvo donated $200. Whoa. I am behind on the stream.

I hope that this gets us closer to Kate hosting. Do I qualify for an impression request? May I get a crying Brett trying to convince his kids to put the phones down for dinner? thank you for the laughs. That's a great one. That is a great one. Go ahead. Let's someone wonderful.

So let's do. Let's say that was. That was. Jose Montalvo. Thank you, Jose. That's a big one. All right. So Jose absolutely gets to end.

Brett, put it in your all. Let's turn a Shmobot off for a second so we can get this. Brett, go ahead. Everyone. We're eating. When you were born, in my hands, I held you, I held you. And all I wanted, this is my best, these were my best friends. And every dinner, you got the fucking phones in you.

It's like they're good in your goddamn hands. I don't know what your days when it's starting. You're playing candy cry. Why can you? Just talk to me again. I'm so lonely. I was so God. You crushed it, Brett.

Yeah. This is pretty much... I'm actually crying. Yeah. This is Brett. This is Brett finally. God, I don't have to go to therapy this week. Yeah.

Done. Unbelievable. Yeah, it was good. Oh, it was a great one. All right. What's the next? I just want to show... I'm not going to say what it is,

because I don't want... But this is the text chain. okay and Gucci said solid move and you wrote back shut up you moron like given a big solid move shut up you moron so funny I had a I had a great conversation with him a little while ago because I you know I'm I'm friends with him now over almost 20 years and he had done something recently I had to I had to get on the phone with him we had a conversation I said I say this to you lovingly of being your friends of 20 years. I go, you're being a little bitch. And he goes, he goes, yeah, you're right. I am. And I get, I get an email from him. And it's like the

classiest, most professional email I've ever gotten from him ever afterwards. And he's just like, he's like, never going to see that again. No, thank. It was, it was, it was, it was great. It was such a great moment because like he knew it. I just know him so well. I know that this is, this is taking a toll on Everyone, even Gucci, who's always scuper. Yeah, it's so funny. He's doing it again. So we're back. I got it.

I kind of like it. I kind of like it, Ryan. So he's back again. Our boy with the, with the fucked up speech. And today, today he's, here he goes. Come on, the New York guy. He's the lame bitch. And the guy the blonde here, he gets better views.

Ah, man, this is funny. Yep. Yeah. Go ahead. Gold baby. Go to baby. Come on. I'm stay here.

That's staying. I'm stay here. Let you ever know. I be here. You stay here. You're a guy that's a bitch. This is like this Russian character I play. Child, I stay here.

I'm not go. I'm stay here. Hello. It's lame bitches. Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere. We weren't where. You don't know where, you don't know where, but we were.

We were here and now we're here. But she missed it because you did lame bitch. And you got the hat, the New York hat, the blonde, I get better views. And now it's entertaining. No, oh. Beforehand, it was not. But the fact that you are destroying the way that I speak in life,

then now it's funny. because, you know, when I speak to myself and I tell, I say, hey, I need something to get. And they say, what do you mean? And I say, I get the buy and then the stewards the milk. And they say, you're trying to buy something? And I can't, it's very hard to me to speak. But now you've, you've made that clear.

He said, a L-O-O-Gold Man. L-L-L-L-L-Mond. Who is the Gold Man? Is that Alex, which is here? Favorite Bond movie, L-O-O-Goldman. Oh. Very nice. What's gold man?

Careful. How did they stumble into this? Guy Blonde will get more views of all of you. Lost of words. That's okay. And why? Lost of words. Guy blonde, get more views than all of you.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, Jay. Just types New York. New York. Is Alex Guy blonde hair? Ha, I was assuming. I think. I think Alex's guy blonde hair. Good man, go home.

Unless you think I'm a guy. Bring lost of words. What does bring lost of words? Bring lost of words. I feel like I've seen. Bring them. Make channel better. It's like it's like a caveman typing.

Listen, I'll write that one down. Make channel better. Got it. You need stereo. He needs to. I feel like this guy's just sitting there's on farts. Yeah. You think so, Ryan?

sitting in his own farts. Yeah, it sounds like. Someone said, make channel better. It says make channel great again. Make channel better, Goldman. It's your hats. Get your hats.

That was amazing. Blonde guy, New York guy, in the store, on the floor, dancing around cats, birds, bagels, everybody knows. Go, go, ha, ha, ha, Jay. Guy blonde donated $20. I guess more views better than you, ha,

I mean, it's not even, it's not even a full sentence. Like, how do you? Like, it's, you know, you ever get so hammered? Do you think, you think like you're forming sentences? And he's like, this, this is another one. No. Watch you guys fart everywhere. This guy's hammered.

What? Watch, he's a shithound. He's completely just out of his, this is great. Wow. This is good stuff. Watch you guys fart everywhere we will. because like sometimes I'll text Brett and like the next day he'll be like are you still alive like it seemed like you might have not you might have been on your way out last night

that's stuff all right let's let's get to the next one that was amazing all right and then we just find out it revealed that it was actually Gucci the whole time it's still it's still it doesn't make this is this is this is great this guy has given me fucking this is i feel like this is house heisenberg uh finally you guys are being more actively funny i'll be honest it was boring this is a fucking sentence not one period finally you guys are being more actively funny i'll be honest it was boring but the guy in the blonde hair is going to get more views are you guys fart up what if you just yeah you just pointed it's like hey guys here it comes and yeah you just can't just point it upward yeah and then it's blasted up into the

yeah and it just goes right through the ceiling yeah mason dude says fart me up, fart me up inside. So you guys fart up. Is that a new one? Fart up, guys. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'll see you on the flip side. Fart up.

Hey, guys, listen, it's going to be tough out there. This team's been playing a lot of good games this year. I want everybody get in. Fart up. Five three. One, two, three, four out. Yeah. Oh, it was something.

Oh, it was something. Coach, coach, he got us all around and circled. And he said, hurry up. He'd have done it without it. Where was that sound effect when I was going? Kate. What if you showed up to a PTA meeting like that?

Woo. This is great. Holy shit. All right. What's next? All right. Joaquin kind of like Phoenix. Says,

Hey, Christian, with Invincible coming out. Will Skybound let you interview Stephen Young? effing jk. Simmons? Maybe. Absolutely. I think that there's going to, we're excited. We're going to do some, we're going to do some fun stuff coming up. I can't reveal everything, but there's going to be some good stuff coming up. So fart me up.

Far up, baby, fart up. All right, what's next? All right, Tyler Goss just says, wanted to plug my stereo podcast I do with Manny. It's called Schmo, On Talk with Ty and Mani. Every Tuesday at 6 p.m. PST, we review matches, talk about storylines and where we think they are going, and anything else. we think of Ashmodo. Thanks.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm so very good. Oh, you want to go? You want to go? Fart up, bitch. Come on, fart up. Come on, fart up.

Yeah. You know, it's so funny that I actually think a fart up shirt would sell really well. I just don't know how I pitch that. That's nice. Hey, guys, you know, I know we got this big line with all the faction merch and we're really putting everything into it and make sure the competitors are paying. Hear me out. What do you guys think about this design?

Fart up. It's like, but it's inspirational. It just means, you know, take your life as it comes. I'm sorry. Fart up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, fart up. It just means like, you know, take it on the shin. Just keep a keep moving forward, you know.

Is that a thing people say or? I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, our lunatic fans will, well, they'll love it. And it'll catch on like, like, like a hot farting an elevator. Listen, I'll tell you what, why did you go back and wait in your office and we'll come back? Yeah. So wait, so who, who decided a partnership with this guy with the Schmodel was a good idea?

Who, who was that? This fucking guy just pitched a fart up t-shirt that he wants to sell on the, Same, the same company, we created the walking debt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, this fucking guy just, the same guy that can't figure out Paramount. Yeah, the guy that was screaming about the amusement park. He said, fart up was the T-shirt. Correct.

Spider-Man, fart up. We're going to get security down at Christian Harlow's office. Yep, we're going to escort him out today. That's the end. This is the last one. All right. So right now, just let everybody know. You are all farting up towards the donations.

And we have, we are 800 away, 800 away from Kate hosting. 800 away, 20 minutes to go. So here we go. If 800 of you donate $1. Yes. We will never get to any of those questions. I got to pitch that shirt just to do it. I think you need to.

I got to pitch it. I got to pitch it. Show of hands in the chat. How many people? Kate, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's this is how the fucking internet works.

It's like you tell people like how all the work that everybody puts in that if you if you get the faction merchant, it adds to the prize and it's like you're going to be pulling teeth for the whole year. You do a fart up shirt and make that as a prize because we're probably paying for 80 grand. I mean, if we hit 2K from fart up, I feel like the money's there. Like you just, that's what you point at. The only faction represented here today is the den. So I feel like whatever proceeds come on the fart up. I want I want Matthew Reed to do. a fart up song. So, fart up. If you're feeling real sad and it's making you mad, fart up,

fart up, whiff, fart up. Amazing guy. And why, hey, the N. Y, NY guy, you fart up yet? Or actually up for it, New York guy, fart yet? What's up? I wouldn't mind if the shirt said guy blonde fart up. I'm just saying. Guy blonde, get used fart up. Get more money. Views blonde, get up. Blade PG-13, fart up. Bitch yo, fuck your. Up.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Giving it two farts up. Two farts up and zero. Now come on, tell me, baby, now what's... No word, a fart up. Fart up your money. We need Kate to host and with an amazing panel of personalities with her. Fart up everybody say.

When you hear the call, you've got to get it underway fart up. It's the code word. No matter where you say it, you know that you'll be heard. That's going to be a thing now. Now, Roka and everybody else who's on this show is going to have no idea why every single Schmobot that comes in for the next like three months is going to say, hashtag fart up. Fart up, schmow down. That's so funny.

There it is. I better be in that one. I'll tell you what. Sparta. 50 shades of Geek donated $20. I fuking love this show. Hashtag fart up. Fart up.

You know what it would be great for everybody who's watching right now. And we're going to have people on the replay later on too. Let's let's fucking put in. Let's get fart up trending. What's start on it? Yeah, well, we got to flirt and flash trending for God's sakes. Hashtag hashtag fart up. And just whatever, no matter what it is, I don't give you talking.

talking about politics, just hashtag fart up at the end of it. No matter what you tweet today, no matter what it is, hashtag it fart up and confuse people. Like you don't have to, it doesn't have to be whatever, whatever your tweets are today. Just hashtag it fart up at the end. And I swear to God, if I see fart up trending, this is the best community in the world. Best. I far up. I did not know what Brett was laughing.

Guy blonde, but Marzone just screens his guy blonde day. Yeah. Yeah. Guy Blonde. Yeah. Yeah. Do I have the half? Hashtag to our show today?

Wait, wait, yes. Yes. So, so, wait a minute. It doesn't mean this shows about a woody, a fighting up. Not to decide, not to do the bottom, but the fucking up. How do you do that? How do you do that? Who's laughing like that?

It's a great laugh. Yeah, what's going on? There's some children. Oh, Kate, going on. I thought we had an audience. I'll mute. Someone said, do you remember where you were the day fart up came to be historical day by Slan 182? 100% French farts farting up.

So good. That was amazing. Some people just give me gold. Just give you gold. That's great. And then we threw handcuffs on the guy because he can't he's probably trying to type and he's so confused right now. He's just can't do it. All right.

farting up. What's the what's the next one? We have more? Yes, we do. Matt Chapman says, Christian, I just finished bloodline and it was great. Claudia Gray may be the best Star Wars writer across any medium. Did you know about Harlock Minor beforehand or did you see it for the first time while reading? How did you react? I did not know about it. James Navario donated $201. Did someone throw up the Tito symbol?

I'm also behind on the stream, but I can't let that Jose guy beat me. I crisis right at him. Let's get that lady's sen. And let's keep fucking those bitches at home. We're 500 away. Lavario. Thank you, James. Hot. Oh, my God.

Thank you, James. James comes in hot. So, you go, we get 500 away with 15 minutes left, 500 away to get to that goal. That's a big. That's a big one by LaVario here just now. So massive, massive. All right, let's get to, what was the question?

Oh, yeah, what was the question there? Oh, I lost minor. How did you read? Oh, yes, yes. So I was talking about me because what happened was, that Jedi Council with with Lost Stars. Everybody was talking about

Aftermath, because that was the big one that was getting the push and no one was really talking about Lost Stars. And I had found it, because the aftermath got sent to me, Lost Stars, I went and I was, where the hell was I Target or something? I was like, that's the no one's talking about this. Let me read this. And I just blew through it

because it was so good. And I started raving about it and getting a lot of attention on Jedi Council at the time and then we interviewed Claudia. She was very thankful with all the attention we were bringing to the novel and and I can't remember what it was. She tweeted something and I was joking.

I said, yeah, just make me a Jedi in your next novel. Kidding, something like that. So I'm reading her next novel and she's like, she asked if I had read it yet. I said, not yet. And I'm reading it on my own, on my couch in my old place. And as it's going through it, I'm reading it and I go, wait a minute. What? What? And then and then I'm

It was wild. It was crazy. It was the coolest thing ever. So she made it, so she made it, it was, it wasn't a Jedi. It was a full planet. Al-Mocternated $20. No. Fart up. When you're living on your knees, you fart up.

Tell your brother that he's got a fart up. Tell your sister that she's got a fart up. Yo, I'm thinking of you and your family. Farts up. Don't go to the side. Don't go to the side. Don't go to the bottom. How do you go up?

just fought up. Me, your great speech donated $20. My speech great, are you all comedy? I not think fart up kids, ha ha. Impressed no I funny without try. Hope you guys enjoyed that this is for the posse. Hi, Brett. Stinkray donated $20.

Fart me up, Scotty. Matthew Reed is in the chat right now. And he said, oh, no, I can't believe you've done this. Now I gotta do this. He goes, Jesus. There is going to be a fart up song, and I cannot wait to hear it, and I will play it. Matthew Reed, your songs have been missed tremendously. Let me do a guest verse on that, Matthew Reed.

Oh, yeah, look at that. I love to do it. Fart up, fart up. What's going to happen when you get inside a fart up? Fart up. You're going to come in on to show what you got a fart up. Move to the left. Move to the side.

Here I go, as I do will a slide. I'm on my ass cheek. I'm pulling it up because I'm farting up. The horns are there. I mean, I'm thinking. Fart up. I mean, that's like, I mean, that guy had no idea. He just made a classic.

It's like when Dylan rode rolling stone. It's like when, listen. And why I got lame? Hey, hell's the man. I'm here my God on there. And you find a nup. In your man is you.

Chelsea 13 donated $50. Laid to the party and my first donation but got to support the ladies. How does it feel? You say, how do you view and you support me lady? But you don't know he's got to go back in your basement donated $20. In one step closer to the edge and him about to fart up. Fuckless in my mom's basement. about 400 away.

400 away, Kate. We're almost there. 10 minutes to go. 10 minutes to go. That's it. Hey, hey. You got to make them fight up, making America fight up and doing everything you got to do.

You make them fight up. Hey, what's you going to do? And you're not funny, but the blind guy is going to get used fired up. And Alex going to be a bugging your bitch when it's damn. You fight up. Hey, and you got riding

you're doing the wider. We need to tell a denimo that it better than here. You fight up. Oh, boy, pretty, fight, fatt, fatter. Right on the ducs the Irish bartenders, and you fight up. That looks like we have 7503 questions to get through. Oh, my God.

That sounds like you gambled out of a fart and loss, man. How much you got when you got us about it? Sinister-sinner donated $20. Fart me up inside. I can't fart up. Fart me up inside. Save me. Call my name and save me from the dark.

Fart me up. Bid my blood to run. I can't fart up. Before I come undone. Save me from the nothing I've become. Pola. Hachtack. Thashth's show.

Pola. Pola. as having fart up tattooed on my ass. It's perfect. I miss this show. All right. This is what I like. These are the shows I actually like to come back to me.

That was Evanesson. Oh my God. Dostinated $450. This is for my ladies. And to this community in general, you have been there for me in dark and lame hours during this pandemic. Dropping cheese for women all day, air day. Holy mech.

Thanks always schmose and sen. Kate Mulligan will be hosting the show with Steph, with Roxy, with Sabrina, and, oh, my goodness. And I'll just say with eight minutes to go, with eight minutes to go, we're 120 away from Bonnie being on that show, too. But we're definitely getting that show. So it's happened. Whoa, wait. Who was that I want to thank them? Track stars.

Track stars. Track stars. Thank you. Now, but this is the main point here. C-27 says now that's how you fucking fart up yeah wow big donation and we're there we are there ladies and gentlemen we did it so kate we're gonna plan that show out and you are going to be hosting we'll get that show oh thank you christian just took me 20 dollars you did it to yourself kate oh that's right and we're now 95 dollars away from bonnie being on the show Yeah, maybe. Wow.

Maybe. I'm trying to get bonding the show. I think she'd be on it if we... Oh. But seven minutes to go. So fart up. All right, let's... What's next?

Yeah, thank you again, track stars. Thank you for the generous donation. Yeah, so is massive. Thank you, track stars. Marvel Man, Mike says, Hi, Stinkers. I've just been officially diagnosed as autistic and I want to thank you

for making me feel like a part of the Schmoz slash SCN family and included while the real world was so daunting. At least now I know So are we again for roasting you yesterday, Ryan? Oh, thank you. What a... Marvel Man Mike.

What a beautiful. He also says... About the Lousin? Yeah, about Superman. If you're looking for a feel-good, not heavy show, then it's a great time to start Doctor Who. Begin with 2005's Rose, then listen to my Who podcast on a hit or miss channel on YouTube.

Justify my two hours weekly. I'm away when Alex is here. talking my bitch. She also says, Oh, Christian, I would love to discuss your questions on One Division. In short and spoiler-free, in short and spoiler-free, there's more answers to come. I know, sure.

That glowing book, et cetera, matter. Yeah. I think I got to go on, I think I got to go on, I think I got to go on in her geekdom show and talk about it for sure. I just want to say to that fan, Marble Man, Mike, that is, I'm so glad you have a diagnosis because I'm sure you've felt like something

was off for a while. And it's so nice you have an answer. And I got to tell you, we have so many great fans that are on the spectrum within this community. So reach out for support. Jupiter, Sky donated $95. It's ladies' night hashtag fart up. Bonnie Summerville. Bonnie Somerville.

Bonnie Somerville will get the invite to be on the show. So holy crap. Wow. You guys did it. You guys came out at the end there. We got pretty nuts. Pretty nuts. Pretty nuts.

I get a paid day off. It's awesome. You guys, Christian just told me, that is great. You guys are the best fans. I got to tell you, this community.

Oh, what's the next goal? Got to try to squeak this one in better buzzer hashtag fart up. Wow. Let's get the ladies night show. Oh. Wow. I don't think I have a job anymore.

I know. I'm telling you. Well, there you go. So now that's the other question is if Bonnie shows up. Oh, Ryan, good luck to you on that one. Oh, I thought it was all ladies. Well, you're going to, oh, who's engineering it?

Right. I was like, I thought I was turn your camera off. You don't got to put, you don't got to put your camera on, but it's like, but I, I think that, you know, you're just, you're, you're, you know, you're going to do some Wado stuff and they're going to be very kind to slap you around. You know what? You know, I'll, I'll tell you what. That's the great thing. People keep asking about this, too.

You know, I'll say, and like I said, I've, I've asked her a million times over, so I can't guarantee that she would do it. But if we get to 2,500. And I'll put the I'll put the I'll put the ask out to Dorina as well. I'll put what we're too how far away 200 away 200 away 200 away so I I can't I can't guarantee that you know she'll say yes but I but I can ask but I can ask but I can ask but I can ask you. But we're going to have four minutes. How much to get Dorina and Durina. Yeah. Who's the other one? Derina.

Dorina. Oh and Durina and Drina. Right. Right. Right. How much are you made. Yeah. That's true.

I fart it up. Far it up. Who's going to do it. Fought it up. Don't forget you. Oh, you don't call it. All right, what's the next? The Shades Geek says,

Ryan and Alex, who does a better water? Dan Merle or me? Oh, yeah. He doesn't like, that's the only time he gets, he gets, you know.

I get a little touchy with that. Yeah, he gets touchy. I get a little touchy with that. Oh, that's awesome. Dude, somebody just sent in this thing at the, it was Omar Ahmed, who posted this thing on,

he's got a corruption sticker on his car. It looks fucking awesome. Looks really good. You know what? It sounds like it looks pretty lame to me. It looks great. Yeah, looks stupid.

The corruption, the corruption logo is phenomenal. What a stupid, what a stupid decision to make. Yeah. But again, like I said, I can't guarantee,

no, Bonnie cannot be guaranteed, but Bonnie will guarantee, will be asked. And I'm going to definitely make sure that I'll, and I'll pressure her to go on. I'll tell, I'll tell that people donated just to have her on the show. So she'll,

she'll do it. If I, she's been asked, come on, Sien. I just, I just have stopped asking. her because of the that every time every time we ask her it's like you know oh i got this i got

want to do it next week and then you know it's it's two months later but she has been doing the stereo so um yeah jupiter sky that was that was the whole thing so if we get to we got two minutes left two minutes left and if we get um yeah we're looking we're trying to get yeah so we're looking to try to get that that darina in there if not we'll do we'll do another one for darina maybe uh maybe next week um anyway all right alex we got some more left and then we got to go, right? Marvel man, Mike says, here's a random dollar for Christian, the busiest, hardworking hustler in town,

Kate and Brett, the nicest, kindest, funniest people, Ryan, who's too handsome to be that likable, and Alex, who's so musically talented, I wouldn't mind him effing my imaginary girl. Thank you very much. What an all-star. Yeah, you know what it is? So we're going to try to do the International Women's Day

for the day that everyone's doing it, but we also have to make sure that it's conducive for everybody's schedule. So what I will do is put out an email to all the people that are involved in, in the show and see when they can all do it and we'll do it. So, oh, cool, spam risk is calling me. You guys ever get, you ever talk to spam risk? Really?

Occasionally. Oh, they're at best. Spam risk. Spam risk. Spam risk. All right. We got one more minute and then we've got to start this, uh, this show with Alex and Brett.

156, simple says, hey guys, happy Thursday. I just wanted to tell you guys, you guys are like, my family. This month makes it seven months when my mom got her new kidney. Yes. Oh, that's awesome. I love that. 50 Shades of Geek says That guy just came in,

vomited some words in the chat, then left. Classic case of typical ex-behavior. Fart up. T-L-B. T-L-P. Makes you worry about that guy. That guy's going to wake up. Hi, I'm... No, we have plenty more.

Hi, I'm Wilson. Greetings, I see. True. Random question, what are some of your favorite movie quotes you find yourself using in everyday conversations? One of mine is, mom, dad, Buzz, from home alone whenever I walk into a place when no one is around.

At the same time. Do it. Far-up. Yeah. do it and let the English see you do it. Yep. Okay, so here's what we're going to have to do. Tomorrow Roca is going to be on the,

yeah, tomorrow Roca is going to be hosting the show. So Alex, let's just make sure keep a note to yourself of where we left off here today. We'll read the rest of them tomorrow because Alex and Brett have a show. They've got to start doing on stereo. Follow them on stereo. Hey, you guys crushed it today. Crushed it. And now because of that, we're getting a full on show with Kate Mulligan.

Rossi Stryor Sabrina Ramirez Steph Sabraugh and Bonnie Somerville as Kate farts up into the air in celebration. Thank you guys so much. Thank you to Ryan. Thank you to Alex, Brett, Kate, the whole damn crew. And thank you to you guys. And remember,

whenever you're feeling sad, fart up.