The Kristian Harloff Show - Darth Revan to Appear in an Upcoming Disney + Series? - SEN LIVE #370
Episode Date: April 22, 2021On today's show, Kristian Harloff hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan, Steph Sabraw, and Alex Marzoña to discuss Darth Revan coming to Disney+, The Conjuring 3 trailer, a KISS biopic... at Netflix, the MODOK trailer, and Marvel Netflix characters returning to the MCU? Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen.
I can't hear the music,
but it's fine because I got somebody saying,
talk, motherfucker.
What's going on, everybody?
Nice to see you here on the show.
I do this show.
sometimes. So what?
Nice to have everybody back.
And yeah, so look at who we got on the show today.
Hey, Mulligan will be late. That's cool.
Flying summer, go pants.
That's on brand.
Now we're going to move around.
Shuff one's the most important person on this show.
Alth.
Malcolm is he.
Second most important person on this show.
Alex Marzonia.
Easy.
Yeah, we know that.
All right, let's start the show.
So, and of course, we also have the one and only Steph Sabra.
So, Steph, I got to tell you, you do take a prank well.
Not only did you take it well the first time, the second one was even better.
Would you agree with that?
Yeah, because it was so caught off guard.
Christian almost fired me again.
Well, not fired.
I just said you were on the wrong show.
It's never a good sign.
No, not a good sign.
But it is always a good sign when Brett Sheridan is here.
Look at Brett Sherrod.
Look at this guy.
He's just a pleasant human being all the way around.
It's getting flousy.
It's getting flousy.
And my wife cut it and it wasn't too bad.
I can go to a salon, but I just didn't want to pay for it.
I'm like, cut my hair.
Let me tell you something.
I have had wipe haircut for a year.
And it's just, it's the same thing.
Basically what happens is that it gets to a certain length that she can, like, you know,
cut the signs and it looks good.
And then it just turns into this thing.
And no one can battle unless you're a professional.
And my wife is not.
So she says, no, shave it down.
Because I'm not doing anything with that.
She's like, what do you think this is?
You mean you only get the three-year-old climbing up the chair trying to
in the middle of your haircut.
It's good.
She's all worried.
I'm like, I don't give a shit.
Just if you fuck it up, don't worry about it.
At that point, that's why I shaved the whole thing.
You should have seen this look in my eyes when I was shaving my head.
It was like, it was like Travis Bickle.
At one point, you know, just from a taxi driver, you just, you just shaving your head in front of it and your wife and your kids come and go, oh, oh, it's going to be a lot of big memories.
It's going to be a lot of big memories in this, this phase of the show.
So hopefully this.
What's Steph's prize point for shaving?
Yeah, you know what?
For 10 grand.
Side shave.
Yes, chef's, chef, the chef.
Chef Steph.
That's what that would be your nickname if you compete in the schmodeown, the chef.
Chef's step with the pop boy.
Yes.
Yeah, but Steph will shave her head for $10 today.
Oh, nice.
Of ease.
Yeah, it's 10.
The whole way through.
Someone asked, this is funny, we had a bit about this before it started.
Julian, all of us says, hey, why are there six dislikes?
Hey, we went up by one.
I'll tell you what, before the show even started, it was pretty funny.
Brett and I are like, look, five dislikes.
We're making it in the world.
And it's like, some people are just happy in the morning.
you wake up
yeah let me dislike something that hasn't started
well that's my that's that's the best is they just look up
up and why don't you do that for
because I'm hungry
let me do it again
there we go
what not going right oh there's a puppy
oh yeah
hey listen
if your frustration you got to take your frustration
down on a dislike button
Hey, so be it.
Go back out and have a blast, will you?
You wake up in the morning, you just feel bad.
I go, I fucking stink.
I got to hit the dislike button.
Keep on doing it.
Keep on making it.
Keep on moving it in this world.
If that's how you want to feel,
shake your fucking ass down the street.
Who gives me shit?
It's a motivational show.
That's how you feel.
Do it.
Steph, you knew it was going to be one of these shows.
Hell yeah.
It's going to be a good show.
Will be.
Alex, you singing some fucking tunes today or what are you going to do?
You're turning into a jerky boy.
I think listen to the jerky boys.
What are you singing tunes over there?
What are you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing out there?
You're going to sing some songs about some fucking planets spinning around.
Some planets.
Hell yeah, it's Earth Day today, baby.
I know you celebrated today.
I did. I did by being here with you, ruffians.
I'll tell you that.
That is a step for mankind. Thanks.
It really is.
Yeah, it's keep you out of the atmosphere.
Help the earth.
Steph's setting off all those carbon emissions.
Come on, stay.
Because she's got so much fire.
Destroying the planet.
Yeah, with the heat.
You're destroying the planet like Roca after night out of the town.
It's chicken.
That's right.
Mike, Talen, Al.
slamming down rice cakes.
Yeah, just chicken and rice cakes.
Chicken and rice cakes.
One of the chicken flavored rice cakes?
So you've got to do.
All we do.
If this is your first time watching.
Yeah, right?
What are you going to talk about?
You want to talk about, yeah, let's have a revin.
Later.
Reven.
Like, he's like the annoying older brother.
Yeah.
Hey.
You hear it.
Hey, you hear it.
Yeah.
fucking Revin he did it again
did it again no no no no no he
no he pretended
to be dead
nah he's what
oh yeah he's a fucking scumbag
like real scumbag
by Revin
hangs out with a guy with the fucking thing on his face
I don't know that guy
I don't know I don't know you choose
I don't know she sorry
could be you choose
probably one of my least favorite darts.
I mean, like, seriously.
That's, I mean, doesn't even show true colors.
I mean, this is just fucking revving.
How about rice-flavored chicken cakes?
Oh, yeah. Did we get to that yet?
Yeah, that's going to...
That's definitely the first story.
Yeah, Alex, what is variety saying about the rice-flavored chicken cakes?
Let me pull that up real quick.
Please.
Yeah, well, let me get that.
Because I know, I mean, there was something,
uh, who's, who's getting on board?
What's, uh, Pee-Werman's doing something with it?
Pee-Bee-Berman.
I think Mark Wahlberg's getting in the game as well.
Which is interesting.
Interesting, yeah, because he, you know, he's so,
he's so in the burgers game, but now he's getting to the
rice cakes.
Chicken flavor rice cakes?
My God.
Yeah.
What an expansion of his brand.
You shouldn't joke about rice cakes.
Yeah.
Um, all right.
Fucking rice cakes.
You know what I watched last night?
Older.
They're going older.
They're going away from.
de-aging now. They're making all these actors look
older and less attractive.
I'll tell you who's not.
Steven Dorf ages well.
I'll tell you that guy. Right.
Jeans on that fucker.
So I was watching it last night,
wife turns on,
I think it was Hulu. I remember
Punky Brewster, Soil Moon Fry.
Yeah. She's got
She's 90.
She's 90? Is that what you're going to?
No, Kid 90. The Doc?
Oh yeah, yeah. Kid 90. I watched Kid 90.
and yeah it was she basically she just has all this footage from when she was a kid growing up and afterwards
and it was interesting seeing a lot of stories a lot of sad shit they brought up that like the kid from
from kids kid they played casper yeah skater kid you remember that movie kids yeah you ever see
that movie stuff no i was just looking up who stephen dorf was i actually didn't know
stephen dorf yeah he was in blade he was great and true detective season uh three under
You just see him.
He might ruin men for you forever.
He's just...
Oh, really?
I mean, at this...
Did you ever...
I mean, Steph, it's probably so...
That's why, because you're a...
Baby compared to us.
But, like, when we were...
There was that Arrowsmith video back in the day, too, with Alicia Silverstone.
Which is like, remember how big that video was, Brett?
Oh, yeah.
And so he's in that video, too.
I remember that.
And that was massive at the time.
Oh, I'll have to look at that one.
Yeah.
No, I haven't seen that one.
Yeah.
But what was the movie?
Um, the movie.
called Kid 90. It's about
Punky Proof. What? No, I haven't
seen it. Oh, yeah. No, no. The movie
I was asking you about, had you
seen in the 90s, this
documentary called Kids.
Oh, no.
You should watch. It's fucked up, but it's, I mean, it's such a
representation of, like, the
kind of fucked up
side of in New York, for sure, for kids. And I've seen
kids like that all over the place
for when I was growing up. But,
Anyway, yeah, if you guys have never checked out kids, it's a documentary.
It's not a documentary.
It's a movie.
It's a 1999.
I said, did I say documentary?
It's not a documentary.
It's a, it's a movie convert.
I'm getting ready.
This is going to be a fun show.
Yeah, it's so real.
I just, you know what I did?
I combined, no, I combined the fucking documentary with kids.
Kids 90.
Yeah.
Kids 90, close to it.
So either way, you can either watch a fucking documentary on Punky Brewster.
I'll go back.
watch a movie, not a documentary, 1995, kids.
Yeah, kids is Harmony.
I know it's not a documentary.
What'd you think of Stephen Dorff, though?
Are we, are we just, are we just reminisce?
I mean, no, no, he's in, he's in the, he was friends.
Oh, did you Google it?
Oh, yeah, I Googled it.
I think he's cute.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it's just because, you know, Chris has, like,
I don't know when we were younger, but.
He's definitely handsome, but he's not...
Yeah.
He's on Arizona level.
No, I was just going to say.
Yeah.
I mean, that much is clear.
That's singing his tunes.
Yeah.
I hope you're 75 years old.
Does that change?
Yeah, that would be a spectacular looking 75-year-old.
Yeah, kids is fucked up that movie.
What was the gummo?
That was another one that was messed up as hell.
Let's everybody named their favorite messed up film.
Well, yeah, that's all Harmony Corinne.
He also did Spring Breakers.
Yeah, Spring Breakers.
Spring Breakers.
Like, that was such a strange movie.
Spring Breakers.
I found myself throughout it.
I'm like, I think I hate this movie.
By the end of it, I really liked it.
What?
At the end of it is so fucking crazy.
I know.
I understand.
I understand people who hate it.
But I just thought there was so much memorable shit in it that I remember watching it going,
I, it's such strange.
thing. I disliked watching it the entire time.
And by the end, I'm like, I think I liked it.
It was so bizarre.
That's so bizarre.
Yeah.
So let's get to the actual topic.
We are going to bring up our older brother, Revan.
There's rumors going around, Alex.
What are the rumors? And by the way, before Alex gets into it,
keeping this show on the air every day is you guys,
streamlabs.com slash the Shmodem.
We're going to do stuff, something today,
where we're going to just put in
put in any donations that you can,
any questions,
because we're going to cover a couple topics.
To be honest,
I'm here once a week.
I want to hang out with you guys too.
So let's just bullshit talk.
But let's do,
we're going to set a goal here today.
We can try to set a goal
and we'll figure out what the,
what the big prize is,
but we can have some fun with it like we always do.
I mean, maybe,
Steph, do you think you'd be up for prank and Kate?
It depends what it would be.
I can't.
lose that relationship.
No, no, we've got to figure it out.
She's, if anybody,
she can take the joke the best.
But we should figure out something with Kate.
So let's do,
but we won't, we have to do like,
she's going to be here at 1030.
So we've got to figure it out quick.
We'll figure out what the prank is.
Send it ideas too, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, send us some ideas of what you think
that how we should prank Kate
or what Steph should say.
Yeah, see, you already did that one on Twitter.
That won't work.
How many people fell for that one.
I think I sent in a thing that was just, I think I sent in a thing that was just just like, who?
Let's see.
All right.
Someone says prank Roka.
That's probably a better one.
That one, no, that's worse in terms of the aftermath.
Oh, yeah.
Rocha doesn't, I might just, I might just prank.
Yeah, yeah, Christian.
That's all you, boss.
Yeah.
Can he be prank?
Is he prankable?
Are there people that aren't prankable in this sphere?
Roker is the easiest person to prank.
Yeah.
Roka's easy.
Are there people?
Yeah.
I mean, I think Ellis has known me long enough that he's always going to kind of have his guard up.
But I think I could get him.
But he wants to.
Ellis would just do that thing at the end of it.
He's just like, all right.
Good.
Yeah.
Get it out.
You got it out?
Okay.
You got it out.
But I think, you know, we get, I don't, I don't want to.
prank him today though.
Bonnie would be fun to prank.
Bonnie would be fun of prank.
So, you know, at the,
yeah, we'll do that then.
500, if we hit 500 today, we'll prank Bonnie.
If we get to,
get to 800, I'll prick Rocha.
I'll find a way to do it.
I'll find, yeah, yes.
But, and then, yeah, let's, let's, let's,
and then for Kate, for Kate, we'll settle at 600.
So we'll do 500, 600 and 800.
So not all three pranks, just whatever level we get to.
So 500 we do.
Bonnie, 600 is, um, I see, Roxy.
I think Roxy right now is looking for something from me.
So especially on the air, I don't think we, I think she'd probably be the hardest to get right now, to be honest.
Dagnino's always easy to get.
I'm just worried about what he says on the air.
I don't want to get a trouble.
We'll watch what you say.
Yeah, seriously.
You know, I got to be honest with she did a Dagnino.
He says a lot of stupid things.
The way he and I get along real well.
You say, hey, what are you doing?
You know, he says something, some kind of bullshit, but I always love it.
Just sounds like it came out of some kind of novel.
Thank you.
Thanks, Richie.
Appreciate it.
Hey, Steph, how you doing?
So good.
How are you today?
Doing wonderful.
Alex, I'm looking forward to your fucking music.
See you hit some strings.
Sing a tune.
Brett, what the fuck you doing with yourself?
Just living Groundhog Day, Brian.
Oh, yeah.
I saw you.
I listened to him
the beginning of the show yesterday.
It just feels like it.
I love how not one person,
everyone,
it's,
someone goes,
really?
I think he's broke a.
Oh,
really?
Is it?
In February,
isn't it?
Oh,
it's funny.
Take the bagel,
eat the bagel,
read the stories.
Don't go outside,
put on a mask.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
That's everything.
That's a good tune.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry I gave that one away.
That's all right.
Hey, we're 10 bucks.
If we get to more than that, that would be great.
I don't think people understand.
This is we, this week, we got to have a good week.
So let's see.
Oh, good stuff.
So is the Schmobot working?
Malcolm just lie to me and say no.
Streamlabs.com slash the shmodown.
apparently there's a go fuck yourself button at the audience.
Hello.
I like that.
It's good.
Okay.
So we should plan out,
Alex,
you know what when we plan out for the last show ever next week?
And you and what you can do is that you can make a whole bunch of awards.
Yes,
award show part two.
Let's go.
Bibiani would fall forward in a heartbeat.
Somebody's prank Bibiana.
I wouldn't be able to do it.
I'd stop midway through it because I think he'd be taking it too.
serious. Yeah, that would hurt me to see. Yeah, yeah. He said, why would you do that? I mean,
I don't know. I'm sorry. I actually don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, sorry. I feel like if I wasn't
on the show every day, I'd be easily pranked. I'd be an easy target. Yeah, I think I get you.
Someone had a good one there. Tell Goddard, I could call him and tell, that's not a bad idea.
I could call him and tell him that similar to what I do with you, Steph,
I could say that we were talking with Skybound and for legal reasons,
we can't use Bandit anymore.
And he's got to, the marketing wants him to go back to Bagel Boy because it'll,
we have a sponsor, bagel sponsor.
And he's got a good look.
He's, you know, like the look.
They want to, they think that we can do a commercial with you.
If we do a bagel.
You might be able to get a little more, a little more scratch.
Yeah.
you do it see if he sells out for the bagels.
I think you're selling out for the bagels.
You think you would sell out for the bagels? I'm selling out for the bagels.
If I get a bagel sponsorship?
You'd go back to be calling bagel girl or bagel boy?
Yeah.
Yeah. Rock what your enemy's called you.
I think you roll with the punches a little easier though with that stuff than he does those.
Yeah, yeah. He won't. Yeah.
All right. So let's do.
If there's a company called bitch boy, I'd be the sponsor.
I just punt. Let me sponsor anything.
I'll give you.
It's a female dog company.
Hi, I'm a Bred Sheridan.
Josh Barnett donated $20.
This is for the next high thought slash oscar moment slash Brett Dare.
Oh, what's that?
Not Roxy.
It's Christian.
Fuck, is there a refund option?
Yes.
There is, yeah.
It's called Turn It Off.
Shut it down.
Shut it down.
Oh, thanks for the update.
I'm just trying to keep the record straight.
I'm just trying to make sure it's in.
AJ Lancaster donated $20 for Ben's bagel costume.
What do we do the bagel?
What do we do the bagel prank at?
Because that's a good one.
I like that one.
Let's set that at, I think you already have 800, right?
So let's do, we'll do 700 for the bagel prank.
Does he know you're not on the show?
I mean, he'd probably assume you weren't today because...
I would call him and I would do it through speakerphone.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think that he, I think he would do it, you know.
He, he, I'm on, I'm not on enough that he would probably not even think about it.
You get the cash you got the estimated $20.
What should I eat for lunch?
Tuna sandwich, put it on a bagel.
little
little cheddar cheese
on a bagel
yeah
make yourself
a little tuna milk
on an onion bagel
it's fucking delicious
wow
I've never heard of someone
doing that
well then you haven't lived life
I don't know what you tell you
now I know what step looks like
right before she's going to throw up
because that face you just made was just like
tuna sandwich
I like you never
you never had a tuna milk
I have but the way
you introed it was sounding like
an extreme mixture
of different things.
Like right?
Using a breakfast stuff?
No, not breakfast.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Just instead of putting it on bread,
just put it on an onion bagel and
just like a tuna.
That would actually probably be fantastic.
I take it back to my face expression.
No,
not with eggs.
You don't do that.
Bacon?
Come on.
You don't do that.
Right.
Cut it out.
What are you doing over there?
You don't do that.
You don't put eggs on that.
So you're a pescatarian as well.
So both you and Alex are pescatarians.
You're not.
Correct.
I thought you were vegan for some reason.
Can we clear this up in the chat?
Let me ask the chat.
Yeah, I mean, can you clear the rumor for me, please?
Because I've been getting a lot of messages.
Thanks.
Good.
Now we figured it out.
There is no movie news.
It all went away last night.
We're talking to Oscars today.
No.
You know what, Alex?
I'll tell you.
I was so excited that.
I was like, you know what?
That happens on a Sunday, Monday?
Nope, not me.
Not me.
It's so funny.
I just have, I feel like I was part of a religion that I'm, that I'm leaving the church.
How are you sending in your resignation?
Waving from across the street.
That's it.
Where you going?
Don't worry about it.
Why is, I don't want to open Google Chrome.
Don't just pop up and ask me.
I want to open Google Chrome.
No one asked for that.
that's old age.
My mail sometimes open up to the show.
I'm like, I don't want to look at mail.
What are you doing?
Computer stop.
Computer.
Computer stop.
Hey, oh, I do that.
Dude, I do something.
It drives, like, you ever do something just a little bit just, okay,
I know that this is going to piss off the wife,
but I'm just, it's funny, right?
So I do this stupid thing that when she'll ask, like,
hey, where's the kid's toy?
And I go, I can't find it.
I go, well, where is it?
And she's like, it should be in that area.
And it's nowhere to be found.
So I go, hey, Siri, find kids toy.
And she's like, stop that.
Stop it.
We do it all the time.
Where are the keys?
Siri, find keys.
Siri, find children.
Where are the children?
That's how it's going to be soon.
That's the future.
We're going to all be chipped.
It's true.
I need, what?
Those air tags.
Oh, yeah, I got to get the ginger ale.
Hey, drone, go get me the fucking ginger ale.
Hey, drone.
He's just a guy named Drone.
No problem.
There you go.
Derek Rohn.
Yeah, you got to hire him.
But he comes to your house and he's just like, hey, what do you need?
You need what?
The ginger oil?
Yeah, fuck you all got it.
Travis Gilbert donated $20.
Have you all heard this news about Revin possibly showing up somewhere on Disney Plus?
Open up Google Chrome and find the article about it.
No, we did it.
Did you hear Revin's doing something today?
What's he doing?
Oh, my God.
He's going to make an appearance of the holoform.
No, a hologram.
Whatever.
Give me the tea.
The tea.
Yeah.
Siri just answered me.
All right, so everybody, everybody turned the volume up on your computers.
Hey, Siri, make a fart sound.
Well, I don't need it on mic.
I was trying to get it through other people's stuff.
Siri actually answered.
Open Google.
Apparently, oh, yeah, forget it.
Hi, Kate.
I mean, it's exactly what I expected.
How are you?
I show up and Christian saying, okay, everybody's turn up next.
Hey, Siri, make a fart sound.
Is that the first thing that you heard coming into the show?
That's amazing.
100%.
I love that.
Timing could not have been better.
That's your intro from now on when you come onto the show.
Hey, Siri, make a fart sound.
Kate just rolls into it.
the fucking screen. And in a couple of years, maybe she just rolls into your house.
Hi to everyone, but mainly stuff. Get your own damn ginger rail. Yes.
Well, look, we had an agreement. You said that that's, that's, you offered it on your
commercial. That's what you said you do. Get the ginger ale. So since you have to get the ginger ale.
Kate, we were going to, we set some goals here today that at it doesn't work anymore.
more for you because you're on the show, so I have to cancel yours. But it was going to be,
I think, 600 bucks. Staff was going to prank you at 500, at 500, at 500, at 500 is Goddard. That's
right. Oh, my God. What is the Goddard prank going to be? The Goddard prank is, I think,
the best one that I'm going to call them up and I'm going to tell them that I had a long talk
with Skybound and we're going over it and we have a potential sponsor with with with Thomas
Bagels like for real what is it no it's Randy's donuts yeah no Thomas I want to do the Thomas
bagels thing because that way and we tell them and then we say to him um you know we got to change the
nickname from bandit but the good news is we're gonna we're gonna have you kind of do the commercials
for it and we're we're gonna give you know it'll be it'll be a bump a bump and you get a little
will scratch. What we should do is have that carry out and then wait to see how long it is until
he texts me about how pissed he is that he has to do this. Well, but I'm going to tell him,
but I'm going to tell them that they want to do, they like the whole den aspect and they want
to put a couple of people in from the den and bring in like, you know, fake lions and stuff and
you know, like, and dress the whole set. It's going to be a whole thing once we get back from COVID.
I wonder if you, I wonder. This one feels, I got to tell you, in college, I once audits.
for a play.
And in the audition, they're like,
well, good for you.
And that was actually, that was the end of the story.
No, I auditioned for a play and they recorded it.
And they basically were like, we're going to record this audition.
And I was like, sure, that's not usually what they did.
And they basically just had us, they're like, can we see you churning butter?
And I was like taking all of the directions so seriously.
You know where this was headed.
It was all just a massive.
just were trying to show how desperate theater kids were to get a part that they would do anything in an audition.
And I just want to make sure we're not doing that to Goddard.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to do that. I just, I'm just going to tell him.
All I'm going to tell him is that we have to, he's got to change his nickname from back from Bandit to, I can say, look, they either said Bagel Boy, but I was like, I don't know what he's going to go with Bagel boy.
What about just the bagel?
Yeah.
I'm going to Ben the Bagel, Goddard.
Bet the bagel Goddard.
You said you know where we're going.
I'm going with this, but I did not know where you were going with that.
They were making the kids.
It's not like a sex tape.
Oh, wow.
It's so funny because when I then did see them later, because they were seniors, I was maybe junior, a junior or maybe a sophomore.
But I had such hubris in college.
I was so confident that I was like, listen, I can handle it.
So you embarrassed.
What about these fresh?
How about telling Rorke's that her top P.
competitor has to be replaced with the flouse because Skybound told you.
Roxy's expecting it.
Roxie's expecting it.
I tried to do something like that with her already where I said that the,
I won't spoil why, but I said that we have to strip one of,
we got to strip one of the odd couple of the titles because of something that was going on
scheduling-wise.
And she's like, this is, she's like, it's too close to when I prank to you.
I'm not buying it.
I'm like, damn.
That one was from Poops, who donated.
Thank you, Poops.
Thank you, Poops.
Hey, anybody seen poops?
Yeah, he's been donating to the show.
She popped in.
Nice.
Come on.
Hey, poops, he popped in.
And they popped right out.
Poops.
He popped right out.
Hey.
My audio wasn't working.
Sorry, right.
It was like a sound bite around.
I was like, Malcolm, you're quick, man.
Yeah.
I already clipping him out.
That's good.
I was like, yeah, watch this.
Like fucking Mr. Wizard, just pulling things straight from the size.
Mr. Wizard.
How many of these kids know Mr. Wizard?
Nobody, but that was, you and I, you and I did.
But the good news is that the other way, it just makes you sound,
hey, that's a good name he came up with on the spot.
Nope.
Certainly wasn't.
Trucking Schmo donated $20.
Hey, guys, I just want to thank you all for all the hours of entertainment.
You'll make these 11-hour days go by quick.
What's going on?
Yeah, listen, this is, I feel like we're getting out of this stupid thing.
I feel like it.
I know.
Is it just media?
Or is it, or does everybody else feel the same?
I went for a run this morning.
That's just the end of the story.
Thank you.
I went for a run this morning and nobody's got masks anymore.
Oh.
And I was like, but that being said, it was all adults.
Cases aren't going up.
That's, that's, well, and I also am like, I got to believe that, like, you know,
the 60-year-olds and 70-year-olds I'm passing are probably fully back.
Yeah. And when I say that, by the way, cases aren't going up here, right?
Here, yes.
It's going up in a lot of different places, so I wanted to be clear about that. But yeah, just feels,
just, I don't know, getting a second shot soon. So, yeah, that'll be, uh, that'll be
release yourself. Yeah, I heard. That's what Bonner.
Donald donated $20. This is for Christian's pool. Kid 90 made me sad cause of the Jonathan Brandis
clips. I was in love with him when I was
a teen. Jim Steinman passed away two days ago. Anyone else a meatloaf fan? Never realized all the
musicians he helped write songs for. Oh yeah, that's right. I thought you were going to say
meatloaf died because I was just talking about meatloaf with my son. Yeah. Guys called meatloaf?
Yeah. No, but that, yeah, he wrote, yeah. Could that be Ben Goddard's Frank? We actually got a sponsor for
We're going to change you from Ben the Bagel Boy Bandet to Meatloaf.
We're just going to call him.
So it turns out like one of the sponsors was like, look, we'll pay a lot of money to do this,
but we really like the singer Meatloaf and we think that we can get Michael Lee Adde,
who is Meatloaf.
We can get him to do a bunch of things and we can eventually go.
We do his Vegas tour, which would be a lot of money, like take Schmoan on the next level,
but they want to call somebody Meatloaf and they liked your look.
Did you pull Meatloaf's name out of your ass or did you look that up?
You didn't know that was his name?
No, I believe Christian knew that.
I 100% percent.
That is so.
I love Meatloaf and I didn't know his real name.
I never bothered to check.
Fight club, bitch.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
His name is Robert Paulson.
Yeah.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Whoa.
Huh.
That's a fight club, bitch.
I forgot a bitch.
Oh.
So there you go.
But anyway, yeah, so you were talking about get ready.
Did you take two already?
Are you just saying from what you're here?
No, no, no.
I mean, my sister, my sister who's a 41 year old woman who is like about 20 times healthier
than I am had to drive us to the airport the day after she got her second job.
Oh, bad move.
She like, well, she was, I felt terrible about it.
It was when we were in Chicago.
And she was like, hi, that was scary.
And I was like, well, what?
But she was like, for about two straight hours, I couldn't decide if I was about to shit myself
or vomit myself.
I had chills and I had a fever.
And I was like, fantastic.
Yeah, that's what Bonnie's going through right now.
Oh.
That's why because she was, she was, like yesterday, I'm like, because she couldn't do the show on
Wednesday.
So I checked one in with her.
And I said, and she, because we had sent an email, like, well, you can do Thursday.
And she said, okay, I'll do Thursday.
And then I saw that she'd post on an internet.
Instagram. It's only reason I'm talking about this, but she had posted on her Instagram that she had
gotten the second shot. I saw her. She actually did a story where she got the, you saw her get it.
So I said, that's tomorrow. She's going to be able to do the show. I'm like, I'm going to go ahead and
say no. Yes. So I texted her and she's like, I go, last night, I go, any effects?
Like, nope, feeling good. No side effects. This morning. Scratch that. Farting, too. Now, she seems like
farting, but you know, but saying, you know, a bunch of different things about what was going on.
And I'm like, yeah, she's not going to make it.
Not going to make it.
It was bad for you, right, stuff?
I had the fucked up Johnson Johnson one.
I was one day and I really just had a headache and I was so tired.
But that was the extent of it.
But I drowned myself in liquids, like the day before and the day of and the day after, I was just like pediolite, gatorade water.
Ooh, smart.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's one.
I think that really helped.
You're going to have to do that.
Christian, yours is coming up.
Saturday.
Yeah.
You got to start drinking a lot of water.
Tuesday night, 323 donated $20.
Shod.
Pranking God, I'm all in on this.
Kate, did you catch Thomas Saul and Peggy putting the hurt on Jesse Swift during
Spin from Real on Monday?
Christian, can we please get Saul versus Jesse?
Loving the show today, hashtag the Den for Life.
well Kate will like the answer to this question I mean Saul's one and oh with his own one they they they ain't in the same uh street at the moment in a different street um but uh Saul yeah Saul's next match will be announced pretty soon and so will
this is a stupid question and I can't believe I'm going to ask it on air because it's going to make me look like a terrible manager is the record cumulative like you mean throughout all every season yeah yeah so that
Saul's technically one and one.
Yes.
I said one and no.
You said one and no.
And I was like, that's true this season.
I mean, want to know this season.
Overall, yes.
You're 100% no.
You're right.
He lost to Hannah last season, which is, which is big.
Hannah's got a big match coming up against Parker, which is going to be very interesting to see how that one goes down.
Because we really want Hannah.
We really want a Hannah rematch.
I mean, you could potentially get Hannah win or lose.
Depends on how Saul wants a plan.
but um yeah sol sol's
he's great uh he's he's he's gonna be playing
amy moz is also really great rookie he'll be playing
soon um there'll be a couple other announcements of some ig players
but i don't know if you guys saw in the beginning of this free for all
it's on saturday 12 p m pst it is if you didn't know what it was tuning in for the first
time don't know what the schmodeon is or anything about it if you're familiar with the
royal rumble at all it's very similar to kind of the the idea of
You get five people sitting at a table, though,
with trivia, the least amount of points,
gets eliminated, 40 competitors until there's one person standing.
The winner gets a shot of a title.
What do they choose?
The MVP will get three points.
You can get it at the SmodonLive.com.
You get tickets if you don't want to be part of the Patreon,
which if you do want to become part of the Patreon,
you get three pay-per-views that we do for at the $10 and up tier.
So you either buy them on the website at the Shmodelon Live.com
or check it out there.
All right, let's finally get into this.
The whole reason we waited for this long is because Star Wars-
I'll bring it up.
See, my computer keeps freezing.
And I thought it was a computer issue,
and I think it's the sky fits you,
and I thought I fixed it, but I didn't fix it.
So I know that's what you wanted to bring up.
Yes, I did.
I wanted to bring that up because I knew that they had sent,
they had sent to repairman a few different times.
It didn't work out, right?
Yeah, yeah.
They sent a squirrel.
There was a squirrel?
Oh, you brought up the animal at this time.
Perfect.
Perfect, perfect.
And what happened when the elephant came in?
Fuck you, man.
He's asked me so many times.
He goes, switch you out.
Don't do any more animals.
I try to find a way to,
I don't think anybody's ever picked up on it, too, by the way.
Only bright, not.
Like, every single time he does,
we, I keep throwing things to him.
I'll throw an animal in there one way or another.
And it's like, wait, yeah, but then there was a,
then there was a rhinoceros that started running down.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
And you see this look in his eyes.
He's like, motherfucker.
Because it's always with the flouse.
Because it's always with the flouse.
Because the flouse you can't break character.
Oh, yeah.
So, Flauss, tell me about when you were running with the ostriches.
My God.
You stinker.
That was a good flouse impression.
It was a really good flask.
Yeah, Brett, can you do a flouse impression?
It's not, well, it's okay.
This accent isn't very good when I do it.
Oh, can I hear a little bit?
Could you say to Kate, I'd love to take you out for some chocolate moose?
Oh, hello, Kate.
I'd like to take you out for some chocolate mouche.
and stick it in your stanker.
That's good.
That was really good.
Kate, for someone who has experience with the flouse, does that, did that sound like?
He was going donated $20.
Hi, everyone, Christian.
If everyone is fully vaccinated, can we do an in-studio show with the regulars?
Damn, I miss those times and I'm hoping it can happen soon.
Hi, Kate, hi, Brett and Steph, I guess Christian and Alex.
Oh.
I think the answer to that question is
I'm not opposed to trying
if everybody's vaccinated,
crews vaccinated to try to do like
at least once one a week in studio
you know, maybe it's even the one
maybe it's the Thursday show to start it out
you know, I can
that's a possibility.
So I have to
I have to look into it first.
We're not too far away from that
but I think we're still a little bit away from that.
But I like the idea.
a lot of people are doing it
I think most people on the crew are getting there
and it's just a matter of not just this crew
but if we wind up doing it in the studio
would probably do it at I would assume
Skybound studios to start
because we don't have another studio
at the moment.
All right, let's try to get to this thing
because I know we do have Star Wars expert
Kate Mulligan here to talk about Darth Revin.
Alex, what the hell is going on?
Yeah, so the upcoming
the Ackleight series headed by Leslie Headland
is said to be focusing on the dark set of the force,
and rumors have it that Darth Revin
will be making his debut in Star Wars canon proper in the series.
He is said to appear in hologram form,
but have his own series set during the Knights of the Old Republic era,
as Lucasfilm puts a focus on the dark side
after the Mandalorian finishes up.
Now, these are all rumors, Christian,
but what do you think of Darth Revin possibly debuting in the Ackleite series?
I'm definitely going to bounce this back and forth
with my Sith Council co-host Steph here,
because we talk about Revin quite often on Sith Council.
And we had mentioned this inside of the Ackleit,
because it does make sense if they're going with the lore
for those people who are, again, this is not Sith Council,
just for the people to know that Darth Revin,
if you actually make a canon,
that he was a big part of the Sith battle against a Jedi,
full-on armies going up against each other,
and he was like the goat of the Sith.
He was the guy.
And then Darth Bain came along and created the rule of two.
And so leading into.
Is Darth Bain the same as Cadbane?
No, they're different.
They're different.
Cadbane is a bounty hunter.
And Darth Bain.
Darth Bain is the guy.
I know Cadd Bain because of Clone Wars right now.
Yeah.
Darth Bain is, he in, again, not this part is actually kind of where he was,
he created the rule of two where,
Seth is, you know, there's, there was
Vader and Palpatine and
but before that there was like an army of it
and Bain just wiped them all out
and made one, you know, one to have the power, one
to create the power. And so
Steph, Darth Revin
showing up in this in a hog. Again,
not, this isn't, it's
not fact, it's not confirmed, but
it could make sense if they
decide to explore that side of it.
Do you think? Yeah, I think
it could, because we just talked about
it yesterday. Everyone wants
a Reven series. He was just
trending on Twitter last week.
So I think that if they're going in the way
that Star Mandalorian went,
which is teasing another show
and character like Boba Fett,
then this would make sense that they would be
presenting him in one show
in a smaller character like Asoka
and then creating a show
after and announcing it afterwards,
which I think people would flip over,
including me.
Yeah, I mean, there is a way,
it would be very interesting
if they did it that way to where they
just showed, okay, they found
because Bain in the novels essentially
finds the holocron that
I guess they're trying to reference here, right?
That this is what would happen in the Acoly
which would be great. And hell, maybe they
cross
your fingers and maybe they bring
Darth Bain into this
series instead of making him
a thousand years back, he's like only 300 years back
or whatever it is and he's running around
in the shadows with an apprentice. That could
be great and that's how you tie in.
Revin and if that indeed set up a Knights of the Republic TV series for Disney Plus,
that would be pretty phenomenal.
I doubt that that's going to be the case, but it would be fun.
Steph, do you want to see this?
Yeah, I want to see it because Revin, if you do this, like, tell his whole story with the
Knights of the Older Republic, you can tie in the Mandalrians and give more history with them.
You can tie in the Jedi and the Sith.
He's the character that will give more clarity to the main.
shows and movies that we've been presented
by Star Wars already.
You know what's great about it is because
like we've mentioned also on
the show is that
this, MCU has their own
shared universe and Star Wars,
even though things tied into the movies obviously,
the shared universe
is looking like more of what they can
do inside a TV. You look at what Mandalorian did
and by putting Asoka both
starting off in the TV series
for Clone Wars and rebels and then
transferring to the Mandalorian and then getting her own
series. That's the type of thing
that they can do throughout these
series. And one of the things that someone,
Phoenix Night Flame brings it up and
Revin was a Jedi who went against
the Jedi because Jedi wouldn't fight
versus the Mandalorians. Then Revan
turned to Sith before being beaten and returned
to the Jedi. Now that's
that whole thing there. They could tie
that into that speech that happens in the beginning
of the Mandalorian when she tells them
she tells Din that
they are the ancient
rival of the Mandalorians, the Jedi.
Like, these ancestors were.
They used to fight them all the time.
So that does tie in if they wanted to.
So, yeah.
And the Mandalorian, wasn't it in the final battle when Revin
killed the leader of the Mandalrians that he said that they only did that
because a Sith Lord gave them a prophecy to go to war with the Jedi?
I think so from where, from.
Yes.
Well, no.
Brett, go ahead, Brett. Can you confirm?
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For how much?
For, wait a minute, Brett.
Were you just reading that the way you read it?
No.
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Yeah, wookie it up.
All right.
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save that for Game of Thrones anybody who hasn't rewatched Alice in Wonderland since
having Christians
Madhatter in their life
really needs to
because we watched it yesterday
and I was like
oh my God
it's so good
the animated
the original
yeah
it's really good
and I honestly
don't know
that I ever saw
the animated version
as a kid
like maybe I've seen
parts of it
or clips of it
but like I always
I grew up on the live action
one with the Jabalaki
do you guys remember that one
that was like on TV
and the Jabbawaukee
was like so scary to me
Alice Wonderland
is probably my favorite
Disney movie. It is fine.
It is absolutely
I can't. So Steph, so how many times
you think you've seen it?
50.
So you'll get this. So my buddy
mine who I talk about
he passed in 9-11 actually, Brian
Cashie. He was like one of my, he was the guy
that always
he's the reason I think that I found comedy. He showed me
George Carlin. He also just like
first I think movie I saw Terminator he he this kid had like laser discs when nobody had
him you know like his dad owned a pizza shop he was like the coolest fucking guy in the world to me
like this guy's amazing um and he was he was like one of my best friends kind of growing up right
so um but anyway we used to make like tapes of like radio shows and and uh and voices and do all this
stuff like uh and we were doing this this is like really early on this is like I'm talking like
mid-80s and
we watched Alice in Wonderland
and we thought it was the funniest thing
that we have seen because it's so ridiculous
and we took, we made up,
there was this number that I don't want to say
it on air because if the place is still open
they're going to get bombarded the way they did back then.
But we did, it was like 718,
blah, blah, blah, 5-1-5-15, right?
So we were just randomly called it.
And we started playing Alice in Wonderland
clips over and over and over
and over again and say,
A, E, I, O, you.
Hey, E, I o you.
And then we would, we would say it inside and we would go back and forth on the phone
because you run to the other side and someone else would pick up.
But that's how you would have basically dual mics.
Is that he'd be in the kitchen, I mean,
I would be like going back and forth with characters.
And it's just like, ooh, oh, you.
Right.
If the caterpillar called me, I'd be so pissed.
He's so annoying.
Yeah, because he's just, he's, he's a, he's pissed off.
He's, he's, he's, he's,
mushrooms, of course.
For the record, my caterpillar, that's not, that is not my caterpillar.
My caterpillar is Sammy Davis Jr.
No, like so Kate.
What?
From the live action.
Ah, no, I don't remember.
Oh, my God.
I'm looking at it up.
But Kate, at that movie.
the Cheshire cat is he's just he's he's he's one of us oh he really is like he's such a little
bastard but he's like the cheshire what he what he he but he just be able to I don't know his
jokes are amazing anyway so that we left all these stuff we left all this stuff on the on this
answer machine that we found this this number so one day we were driving my dad was driving us
somewhere and it was a real estate company we saw oh my god it's it's blank blank blank one five one
And those people must have had just message machines full of Alice in Wonderland on their machines.
They put what?
Is Disney like spamming us?
Like what is happening?
It's also like such a sweet thing that you, because how old were you at the time?
Anyway between like eight to ten.
Like that's such a sweet prank that you pranked with like Allison.
I don't know.
It's like not malicious.
It's like, I'm sure it was really annoying and, like, very suspicious for them.
But, like, it's also, it's not like you called and we're like, your mother's a cut.
No, no, no, no.
That came afterwards.
That was how, that's how we did it with the mad hatter because we figured we'd be able to get, you know, we couldn't say that.
Because who those style about me?
Hey, cock thuckers, how you doing?
Well, listen.
That's so much better.
I was running around and with my deck out of my pants and I figured.
Hey, wanted to see how everybody was doing over there.
What?
Yeah, okay.
No, sorry, I'm fucking your sister now.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
These are the jokes, people.
See you soon.
Can you sell me a house?
Truly, watching this after like knowing that guy.
And I'm telling you, it was my first time watching the cartoon.
So I was like, wow, he is so accurate.
And also like, this guy.
And he's just like, he's like, new cup, new cup.
Move down, move down, move down.
I want to see this 1985 version, Kate.
I don't think I saw that.
Oh, my God.
Sammy Davis Jr.
He's like, who?
That's the version I knew.
It was like, it was we had it.
We had watched it on, like, I'm sure it was like on ABC or NBC,
and we recorded it onto our VHS.
I feel like I did see that.
That's weird.
Scott Bayo played a pig.
That's strange.
Let's see, Sherman Hemsley.
Yeah.
There's, yeah, I got to actually, now I have to watch that today because I, it's going to.
I've never heard of a live action show of it.
Oh, my God.
It was, wow.
I got to see this.
It was just my, that's how I knew it.
I did not know how I was wondering.
His head is just popping out of like a kid's caterpillar costume.
Can I, can I, can you share the, can I share my screen here, Malcolm?
Uh, perhaps, I think you can.
If we can, if we can, if we can't.
If it kills the stream.
Yeah, hit up that, hit, hit that screen share button.
Where is it? Is it on the bottom there?
Screen, I see it. That's it. Perfect.
See it?
Yes, look at him.
Hold on a second. Let me see it like.
He's basically in an E.R. costume.
I can't.
Hold on.
You are old Father William and see how that comes out.
Do you know that poem?
Of course.
Let me see.
It's dirt.
You...
Wait.
Let me help you.
Watch what she's going to be.
Take a hit.
Look at it.
There you go.
Yeah.
Oh, father William.
The young man said, and you're ahead.
has become very white.
And yet you incessantly stand on your hair.
Do you think at your age of this right?
Now, so that, by the way, Steph, that's in, that's, that's what,
Humpty Dumpty and, what, not Humpty Dumpty, Tweedled Dwee and Tweedledum say,
starts singing at the venue.
You are, Father William.
No, nah, na, na, nan, nan.
Wait, Christian, have you ever seen this version?
I think so, but I think it was a long time ago.
Yeah.
I think I did now, now that I remember the.
I loved what I just saw.
I mean, that rap bopped, right?
I mean, that was like,
you could throw ass to that one all day.
Well, old father, well, you're man, he's here to say he's going to rock this party
in an old school way.
Truly one of my inspirations.
The audience couldn't see it.
So you got to, I don't know what happened.
Well, guys, just know,
Sammy Davis Jr. is the other child's caterpillar costume.
Yeah.
I need to put a Sammy Davis Jr.
Allison Werdling, you'll find it pretty quick.
Oh, my God.
So.
I mean, that was the one that we played all the time, was Tweedledy and Tweedledum.
Like those two idiots are amazing.
I love them.
And the Walwurst and the Carpenter?
He was like a savage.
He just takes all these clams to murder.
No, I was not braced.
for that. Oh, they murdered the oysters. Yeah, they take them out.
So there was, and then the carpenter, because, and it tries to make you feel bad for the
carpenter, but the carpenter's a scumbag too. He just wanted to eat them with them. Yeah,
just want to eat it with them. But also, like, why'd they have to make them oyster babies?
Because, like, that was like a heart, like, I was like, uh-oh, I don't know that Neal's okay right
right now. Yeah, it's because that was based, that was based off of another story by, by Carol.
It was from years before, so they fit it in there.
But, yeah, it's just...
If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was written by an opium...
You know.
Dude on opium pedophile.
Absolutely don't want...
We're walking, Andy.
It's acid in a film, Amy.
Like, to defeat.
The time was come!
That's a sound bite we need.
The time has come!
Talk of other things.
By the way, if there was a Revin series,
do you think it would be called the Revenant?
Yes, or that's so Reven.
That's so Revan.
Has Reven appeared in any of the TV shows or movies?
Real question.
Hey, how dare you, Malcolm?
Get rid of that sound bite.
Thank you, Malcolm.
Malcolm.
I don't have the power to say anything to you, but how dare you?
Well, Malcolm, weren't you excited about Knights of the Old Republic, potentially being remade, so do you know a bit about Revin?
What is, what do you think?
Yes.
Knights of Republic is like my favorite video game, probably.
I've played it, like, a billion times.
I've seen the ending of that game probably eight times.
So my thing with that, dude, is so I'm also a big Knights of Republic.
Like, I love Knights of Republic.
So my thing with that is that I, I'm, I'm.
very curious why Lucasfilm sometimes shies away from adapting like stories that they have, right?
Like, so for example, Harry Potter worked really well because they just adapted from the book,
same thing, Lord of the Rings. Why not adapt the story? For you and I, yeah, we know the twist,
but great. Let's see how that plays out on television. I would love to see them do that.
I don't know if that you share the same sentiment.
I think that would be very, very cool. But my personal feelings,
personally, I don't want, I don't want to see that.
And that is just me, if they did it, I would watch it.
But Revin being, and to not give it away too much, but he's a very personal character.
You know what I mean?
So having someone else be, that's right.
I am Revan in a sense.
Yeah.
But yeah, if they, I would prefer if they kept Revin's face covered, if they kept Revin's gender, a secret, like all of it, keep it very mysterious.
That would be awesome for me personally.
Yeah, that could be fun too.
But them making a series out of Nighterilil Republic would also be amazing.
I would love that.
Yeah, I'd love to see that.
I think that would be really, really cool.
It's a super awesome story.
I just want to see the Sith battle the Jedi, just the armies.
I've been waiting to see that.
Like I thought that old Republic commercial is still one of the best
when they have all the Sith and the Jedi fighting one another.
It's, I want to see that because we haven't ever seen that in live action yet.
But anyway, so moving on over to, we got some more stuff here.
This is, some other stories.
The big one's Conjuring 2.
There's a trailer, 3, excuse me, Conjuring 3.
The trailer just came out.
I thought it looked great.
These are the actual horror movies, thriller movies that I look forward to.
Every the time they make a new Conjuring, I'm excited because I thought the first two were solid.
Same.
Yeah, I love them.
So I'm actually pretty excited about this.
Plus the fact, I don't know if you guys remember from the Smows No Days.
And I was just talking about this recently with my brother.
But the writers of the conjuring, the Hayes Brothers.
So you remember the Hayes Brothers, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So for those people who are either brand new or help come back to revisit and maybe Steph and Kate have never heard this story.
but so there was a movie that I loved growing up.
It was called Rad, and it's a BMX movie.
We've talked about it on this show before,
and Ed Haskell actually sent me the Blu-ray.
Thank you, Ed, when it came out,
and because it came out, like, limited,
and they were doing this whole thing,
and Ed got one he sent one to me, so thank you to Ed.
But I loved this movie as a kid, right?
It's really a young Lori Laughlin,
breaking the rules is in Rad.
And, but, but,
Or shadowing.
Yes, but it is, it's in, it's great.
So there are these two twins who are like the,
there's like a Johnny Lawrence type character
and his two buddies are like these are the twins
and they're like the bad guys.
And I remember when I started working at Warner Brothers
and they came in for a meeting because they're writers.
And I walk over and I go to myself, I'm like,
it's the fucking twins from Rad.
And I'm like, holy shit.
Right? And so these guys have gone on from being the actors, Twins and Rat to like very successful, like great screenwriters. And they're just amazing dudes. They're just like the most chill. They're awesome. So I get them. And I said, yeah, let me bring out over to Eric who was working at the time. And they start walking with me. I'm like, do I say anything? And I'm like, I got to say something. So I turn and I go, guys, this won't let you know. You guys were in one of my favorite movies of all time. So Chad,
looks at me and he kind of puts his head up he goes which one and I and I go rad he goes he goes
get the fuck out of here and I'm like yeah man rad and he's like yeah and I started going over he's like wow
you're a real fan I'm like I know that movie very very well I'm like back flip off the kicks bowl
rad watchers will know what I'm talking about but Eltrack Eltrack uh so
the Eltrack the Eltrack the hell track I forget
Yeah. Dude, if you've ever seen a slow dance of two people on BMX bikes to send me an angel,
oh, there you go. If you haven't, you need to check out, right? No, you got to check it out.
But anyway, so those guys, they went on, they're big, they're right in the horror genre is like they're thick.
So they did all this, this research on the Warrens and all the true things. And they were like,
legit creeped out about it. When you bring them on the, you brought them on Schmo's No show, like back in, like, 2013.
are theirs? Yeah, they wrote them.
Fuck off. That's insane. I was not following that that's who they were.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So look, look them up. I don't know if they wrote, I'm going to see if they wrote the third one.
Do they write the third one, Alice? I will look it up and let you know.
Look it up, let me know. So, yeah, but so they, so they, we actually did a thing, Kay,
because you know how scared McCuga gets at these things? Yes, yes, yes. So both times that they were
on, Makuga had to leave the room for all the stories that they were telling. And so,
you know, for me, of course, the second time that came.
and I had him sit, had Makuka sit right in between them why they told the stories.
And it was, it was, like, he screamed like five times during the, during the interview.
It was really, it's really funny.
So if you haven't checked out the Hayes brothers, Contrainer writers, it's, it's great.
So did it not write this one?
They didn't write this one.
Now, that sucks.
I'm not, I'm not seeing it.
No.
But I'm wondering, I would love to actually ask them why not, because they were so, they really
dove deep into the warrants.
Maybe that's why this one looks a little different, because it looks, it,
It looks different. It looks good.
It's a little different.
Yeah.
So did you watch the trailer stuff?
Yeah, I watched it because I had to for this, but I really get scared about.
Oh, do you really?
Yeah, like, frightened.
I actually, I never used to watch scary movies because I would get such bad nightmares.
Yeah.
And then I was dating someone a few years ago who was like, love scary.
Who was a nightmare?
I'm just kidding.
No, seriously.
Yeah.
And he kept asking me, like, my friend really, like, Conjuring 2 had just come out.
And he's like, my friend really wants to watch.
Conjuring with us, can we do it?
The conjuring.
And I was like, fine, okay.
And I watched it.
It's a terrifying movie.
Yeah, I don't know what scene it was, but it was the first time in my life where I had screamed so loud and so aggressively that tears rolled down my face.
Wow.
Yeah, like it was like a visceral reaction.
I was like crying. I didn't even know what happened. And the whole time, I just sat in my sweat the entire movie. But I do think it was a good movie. It had more reason than most other scary movies that are just a pointless jump scares. That's how, that's why I like the film as well. I'm not a big, I'm not a big horror fan for that reason. Not because I get, I don't really get scared in the movies, but it's more of, here we go. Now this trope's going to happen. And now this is going to happen. It's like it's the low budget shit. This was this was a different type of movie. This is. This is a different type of movie. This is.
there was more, like you said, there's more thought into it.
There was a reason why there was actually like history and documents off of this type of stuff, too.
So to me, it was pretty fascinating.
But Alex, is Juan direct, is James Wan directing this?
James Wan is not directing it.
Oh, wow.
What a director of La Yerona that came out, I think, two years ago is directing it.
James Wan is producing and has a story by credit on it, though.
Oh, great.
Interesting.
This is the first one, though, that had a real mix-up.
Very different team this time around.
curious that that's going to affect it at all or maybe just make it a little bit different and still
great the screenwriter is was a co-writer on the second one as well so at least they had that carryover
okay but the hayes brothers were on the second one right correct yeah yeah wow wow so it's
pretty fascinating but i did think it looked good it definitely looked different i mean obviously with the new
team you could tell but but who knows did it seem kind of superheroy to you
um like gara firminga's like powers now i feel like they're doubling a bit into that too much
little bit. It looks a little, maybe, maybe, I don't, you know what, I got to try to get the
Hayes Brothers on the show. I'm going to try to get the Hayes Brothers so we can get, get some answers,
Alex. We need some answers. We need some answers.
What's the movie called? That's your favorite? The old school one? The bike movie?
Rad. Yeah, there's no, there's no chance that you're going to like that movie.
I don't know if that's true. I mean, maybe it's just, it's very dated. It is, it is, it is deliciously
80s. It's, it's deliciously 80s. I mean, it's, it's deliciously 80s. I mean, it's
It's one of my, it's, it really is.
And I mean, shit, Adrian from Rocky is in a Tyler Shire.
She's, she plays the mom.
So like, uh, Sammy Davis Jr. plays an elephant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Take from Alex, thank you.
That's right.
That's right.
Alex, there's a shade.
There's a shade for Alex in the, in his green screen.
It looks, and when he turns sometimes, it looks like he's got a, like a big mullet.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm about doing my back right right now.
Do the hair whip.
Do the hair whip.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, wonderful.
You're like Joe Dirt's best friend from coach.
Let's see, let's do some updates here.
Update.
Oh.
Okay.
A Shrekiversary today, apparently.
20 years ago today, let's celebrate April 22, 2001.
Shrek came out, changed everybody's lives and changed cinema.
Same cinema.
Thank you very much.
Shrek, we appreciate you.
Shrek is love.
Check out that band.
Yes.
We are around, let's see, we said,
God, so we're around 400 away from,
a little over 400 away from the Goddard prank.
So if we can, if you, so once again,
we're going to, we're going to do the Goddard prank,
which will be letting him know that we've got to change his name
back from the bandit to the bagel because we have a bagel sponsorship.
And, uh, and he's,
and he's going to be, you know, but he's,
it's so good, right, Ben the bagel daughter.
Not even bagel boy, but bagel.
bagel. I said, look, I'm going to tell him that I fought
for him. I'm going to look, I fought for you, though.
I got bagel boy out of there, so it's not like, we're just
going to, they just want to go with the bagel.
The bagel. And they only
have to do it for six months, but
it'll be a little extra money, but we'll make a
bit out of it. And we'll, you know, we'll do like a whole
scene and ladies and gentlemen, coming to
the ring now, he is. And I'll say, I make it
sound cool. You know, I won't make it sound like
lame. I'll go, Ben, the
bagel, Goddard.
You know, I'll really sell it, as
opposed to going, Ben the bagel, you know, that, that'll sound bad.
But if I said, Ben the bagel, then, then people.
You actually acting it out will be so good.
I really have this to happen.
The selling of this is going to be.
I actually think I'm going to, I'm going to give you some, I think you got to tell
him, like, listen, dude, I'm going to be able to give you a pretty good amount.
Like, yeah, because it's, it's, this is Thomas's bagels.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying.
I'm saying, I'm telling the whole point of it is to see if he's going to sell out with no
problem or if he's going to go come on like i want i want to i'm very curious to see if he's going to
because hell if someone offered me depending on how much it was if someone offered me something for
six months fuck yeah call me the bagel i have i got to tell you i have said to my uh faction members
this whole year all i want is for us to be easy so he may just accept it because i've basically
bullied them all into being i was like please i was like just please everybody if you have a problem
come to me first ladies
gentlemen, the official sponsor, he is the mascot for Thomas Bagels.
Ben, the Bagel.
Goder.
Oh, my God.
He's got no holes in his knowledge.
As long as, as long as.
Ben, hit this five-pointer, and the rest is cream cheese.
Oh, my God.
He's the cream cheese of the crop.
Oh my.
Oh, my God.
It's not judged.
Just roll with it.
Yeah.
Chives.
We've got grape chives and onion.
Bagels.
Oh, man.
That is good stuff.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Dream sequence.
Well, if it's going to happen.
Oh, you think you've seen the dream?
You ain't seen nothing yet, baby.
What's crazy about this prank is I'm like,
I want this.
be real and you to be asking me.
That's right.
Alex, I know
I know Shrek is 20 years in,
but can you, can you show
the Mad Hatter a little love and put him, put him in the
background? Yeah. I do love
Shrek. Mike Myers. I do too.
It's nice. I understand one.
Steph saying, like, honestly, it made me laugh
for a while. So it's like,
Dungay! Like as soon as she saw the picture.
But Steph hated the message, because she's like,
you should be pretty and not ugly.
Yeah, I was like, why'd they turn back to ogres?
I'm just saying.
It's like, pissed.
You guys are fucking gross.
Like, why don't you...
Your face.
It's not.
Your decision says a lot about us.
Your decision says a lot.
All right.
Hey, listen, let's turn the robot off for a second.
When we come back, that's when you guys can, if you donate at streamlabs.com slash
now, we're going to get into some prankin.
But we need you guys to let us hit those goals here,
today. We usually, I mean, usually people start firing in towards the end. So we'll cross our fingers and hope because I'd like to see.
I also want to test my skills and see if I'm able to convince Goddard that we're going to be doing this.
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I've been used in mine for almost a year now. So people really love them.
So, all right, cool. Let's let's get on over.
Can I just say, Brett, could you just real quick, try to say, quick, get a quip, quick, get a quip.
Quick, get a quip. Quick, get a quip.
Oh, and I'm sorry about all the digs with a quip.
Alex, but once it started, I had to go deep.
Look at him.
Alex.
Flossing right. Yes. Yes. See? Look at him.
Great technique.
Yeah.
But it's sexy as hell.
It's like the apple products of tooths.
You know I ordered this
yesterday, right? Oh, yeah.
By the way, who do we think
has the best oral hygiene of us on the show?
Because I'm 100% sure it's stuff.
Are you talking about
And the worst is me? Everybody, everybody on
the show right now or the whole
yes yes yes
I'm the show right now. Steph's number one.
Steph is number one.
Alex's two.
No, no, no, I'm going to say Brett's two.
I'm going to say Brett's two.
No, I don't think Brett's two.
And I'll tell you why.
I know Brett sometimes looks like he
he's really, oh yeah, Brett lives
in filth, but he doesn't.
He's a really clean, clean, clean.
No, no, I know he's clean.
But I also know.
Oh, you know things.
I'm just saying Brett and I have the same.
Okay.
All right. Well, then Alex.
I'm the best in moral.
Yes.
You say, have you seen my wife?
This is what I'll say.
This is what I'll say.
Those of us who have the worst hygiene are definitely the best of all.
Or have the worst hygiene.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
Brett and I definitely have the worst oral hygiene.
And I'll tell you what else.
I'll suck your dick right off.
That's a T-shirt.
You're not going to want to kiss my mouth because my teeth are rotting out of it.
And I do eat raw onions.
like that.
But I will.
I'll suck that right off you.
Right off your body.
Right off your body.
Like that both sounds appealing.
Especially if you buy me,
especially if you buy me quip.
Yeah.
So I can fix my teeth.
Yeah.
I'll have a clear of stink balls.
Sorry,
Brett's mom.
Sorry,
Brett's mom.
Yeah, Kate just took it there.
Yeah.
I did.
I would like to say.
It's still one of the best clips
ever was,
you still look like I suck my husband's balls
I think I was like my boss my husband
balls
Yeah and then someone said that
Kate said that Kate so we we have a clip
We have a
I'm sure Matt Link will tweet me the clip
Because he because Ellis's look on his face
Steph when he sees he goes
Balls
He says to me he's like you're married
I go what you think I look at him I'm like what you think
Because I'm married and I'm donated $20
$20.000
Hey gang loving the show today
Are you guys?
Guys ready for more talk combat tomorrow?
Who do you root for?
Scorpion or Sub-Zero?
Him more of a sub-guy also like Reptile.
Gong to be fun to watch that and Falcona season finale loved this season.
Oh, hi, Brett.
Yeah, I am excited.
I'm just loving Ben Falcone and Wintersol.
Great comedy.
Thank you, Alice.
You know what I...
I hate to bring...
You guys probably talked about it, but who watched that new movie?
with Melissa McCarthy.
I want half of it.
It's atrocious, right?
Is it?
It's not atrocious, but I didn't finish it.
I heard it's really bad.
The superhero one, right?
Yeah.
I heard it's really bad.
But so I hate, because, again, I know from everything that they say about this guy,
Ben Phelpconi, who's Melissa McCarthy's husband.
Yeah.
He's a very talented actor.
He's always funny when he's in.
every time they do a movie together where he directs,
it's usually a stinker.
It's usually a stinker.
And so he directed it again.
And I'm like, oh, it's just, I don't know what it is.
But that combination doesn't work as far as funny goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alex, can you read off, can you read off the movies that he directed with her?
That's a good question.
With her in it.
I want to see maybe, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe there's some good ones in there.
Yeah.
I love when he shows up, like any clip.
Yeah, me too.
I like him a lot.
I love that.
I just don't like the collaborations they've done together.
What are you got?
Ready for this?
Tammy.
Bad.
The boss.
Good.
The boss is good.
I'll give half and a half.
I'll give you half and half.
Life of the party.
Yeah.
I forgot.
And that's the one where she goes back to college?
Yeah.
That was not good, but it still got me touched up.
It's probably the best one out of the ones that they did together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the next one?
And then the one right before Thunderfoot.
force was super intelligence.
No.
Oh,
she did that one too.
Intelligence.
On HBO Max.
So you liked it.
So, Steph, you don't,
you don't,
you're not on my take.
I'm obsessed with Melissa McCarthy.
Yes.
Something about her,
yeah,
her delivery to me,
even when the writing's
not the best,
um,
is my favorite movies,
but I liked super intelligence and didn't mind it.
I didn't see it.
So I can't,
I can't be a touch on that one.
That was HBO Max movies,
right?
So,
um,
were they already married when
bridesma?
happened because their chemistry
in that movie.
Since 2005.
Yeah, yeah, they were.
Yeah, that
scene between them, like, anytime
they have a, and let me take that back,
anytime they have a scene together,
I'm going to climb them like a tree.
Yeah, anytime they have a scene together,
phenomenal.
I just, yeah.
Michael Cross donated $30 through
super chat. I just finished
watching Mazaro movies.
I won't Antonio Banderas to be
in the MCU. He played
sorrow with so much charm in sweater.
Yeah, he absolutely...
Oh, his sweater was amazing.
It was a really good sweater.
Which sweater was that?
Brett, was that the one with the giraffe?
Cable net.
Cable net.
Now that we know, now that we know it, it's really going to be funny for us.
I was like, how's he going to work?
How is he going to work an animal into a sweater?
Just said giraffe.
That's all he had to do.
Brett, tell me about that.
When did they first start making those?
giraffe sweaters. Was that the early 70s? Well, no, it was actually, it was different, different
areas of Ireland would sew in different, like you knew what county you were from, because in those
sweaters, they would have different giraffes sewn in. A lot of people just thought it was some
random weaving, but it was different giraffes. It was a big hit, though, right? Was it the sweaters,
or was it the little dolls that came out that year? I can't remember what the big hit was.
Well, the sweater dolls, yeah, yeah. That's what you do if you had an old, old sweater that had
drafts on it and then you'd make miniature drafts out of them for the kids to play with.
They're very, very, very, I mean, it's like a very economical sweater and it's the gift that
keeps on giving. Who was in that commercial? I forget. There was someone who was in the commercial
that they, uh, they were putting all those sweater commercials. Oh, yes. Sammy the Ferret.
Sammy the Ferret. I was a ferret. Kate, you remember those. I'm sorry. I was going to say
Sammy Davis Jr., but no, sorry. Sorry, I was thinking of the wrong thing. Sorry.
It was wrong. I was wrong. Tommy Johnson. Tommy Johnson.
Steph, can you buy one of those on Google?
The, which one?
The sweater.
Oh, yes, I did.
And I rated it.
Yeah, it was really comfortable.
I love when the giraffe pieces of hair, like, clip into your skin and give you, like, this nice little pinch.
It reminds you that you're a part of nature with them.
Steph, it reminds you that you're alive.
Let's call it what it is.
Yeah, it's a circle of life.
Yes, yes.
It's much like Shrek.
It's like the circle of life.
What happened to the Manhattan?
You're supposed to put the Manhattan over there.
I think I'd listen to you?
well done
he's all grows up
you all grows up you know what
you know what put put a put a picture of fucking Joe Pesci
from good from casino on there for yourself
with the fish
yeah
I just I don't
do you ever come across like the scenes
in some of the your favorite movies
and you're like ah it's a brutal scene but man
it's fucking because I saw that meme
there's a meme of new of uh
Joe Pesci and casino when he's he's watching his brother
get beat to death with bats.
But this meme is every New Yorker watching someone put a piece of pineapple on pizza, right?
Is what the meme is.
But I went back to watch.
Michael Cross donated $30 through Super Chat.
Yeah.
I meant swagger.
Like 10 minutes of just getting beaten to death.
Yeah.
I was Michael Cross saying I meant swagger.
Yeah, I see him.
No.
No, but the sweater.
We're glad. We're glad.
You just gave a.
15 minutes.
Yeah.
Give us a 15 minute bit.
What you can apologize for?
Keep it quiet.
You know that country song that's always confused me?
It's like, take my, take the cat, but leave the sweater.
It's like, in what world are you letting someone take your cat but leave a sweater?
Maybe the cat's a dick.
Yeah.
Have you met my cat?
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe the cat's not, so you know what?
You're right.
Hey, I really am coffee in my sweater.
So take the cat.
He's a motherfucker.
I didn't hear the abridged version, so thank you for...
You're welcome.
That was not safe.
It was the not safe for work version.
Yeah.
I guess you didn't hear the story about the cat that bit my berries during sex.
He had bit my berries during sex that cat.
College was fun, except for that time.
Had a cat bit my balls while I was doing straight mesh with my girlfriend.
This is how straight mesh came out.
Right. He described this as like, you know, I was, we were doing a straight mesh.
Straight mesh. Yeah.
Straight.
Hey, I was having sex with you on the other day.
And then what happened to you?
A cat started to push himself my way.
And I said, hey, don't you go and get so mushy because I got neglected.
And it was because of no, that pussy.
Yeah, cat, cat.
Oh, I'm talking cat.
Yeah, what do you sing about that?
Yeah, cat.
Ooh, you get the cat.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
It's a cat.
That fucking cat.
He's a real fuckface of cat.
But hey, he's my cat.
Yeah.
Perfect.
What are you fucking whining about?
You just bit my balls.
That's how we should.
Yeah.
That's how we should have started that tune or even ended it.
All right.
Well, thank you to Bob Dylan.
You ever do this to an animal?
That's what happened.
Like, you're ever like, like, you're going to fucking cold cock an animal.
Dude, yeah.
What the fuck, dude?
Yeah.
What the fuck, cat?
He never just cold cocked an animal.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, if somebody's dog come up and start barking it, you're like, come on,
motherfucker, let's do this.
Let's know.
Let's go.
Well, yeah, we're actually just talking about that.
My father-in-law and I, like, when, so my, for old school Shmows, no fans, remember Taz, my dog, Taz's pug.
And he, um, he was, you're a little, you know, and that's just, that's, that's, that's, that's
sleeping, by the way.
Yeah.
That's as quiet as he got.
But Taz had his, um, his leg bitten by a fucking, uh, pit bull.
Oh, like.
So there was twice that this neighbor that I had just let his pit bulls run around in the yard.
And I was coming back one time.
The pit bull comes running in.
And instinct came in.
And I just kicked the pit bull to get him off.
And I had to kick him in a way.
And it was just instinct.
You know, pit bull could have turned around and rip my leg off.
But like it's one of those things.
It's if you have, it's just like the animal instinct that comes out.
And I wasn't trying to do anything except just get the dog off of my dog.
And it worked.
but my father-in-law said the same thing.
He was with his dog and this dog got loose
and just started running after him with the teeth up.
My father-in-law to sit back and went,
and went to the nose and the dog went,
fuck this,
and then it took off, you know, just because it's like,
you have that, it's just, you got,
that's how you protect yourself.
Sometimes you got to toss a bobcat, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So should I, should I tell people that?
Because I was, so here,
this is something I've been definitely working on,
but I, but I have no problem talking about it because I was,
I was watching that video.
Stuff,
Did you see this thing with the bobcat?
Yes.
All right.
So for those people who didn't see this video, here's this bobcat that, well, first of all, it was a family.
It was one of the ring cameras and this family kind of walk into their car.
And I have to tell you that as I'm watching the internet, because all this guy's a tough, this guy's super tough.
This guy did.
This is incredible.
Look at this guy.
He's a superhero.
Look at this.
And what you see is the woman is walking.
And then out of nowhere, the guy goes, oh, my God, it's a bobcat.
It's a bobcat.
fucking chucks the bobcat all the way across the yard and then the bobcat just gets the fuck
out of there right so everyone's like oh man that guy that's a tough son of a bitch maybe the bobcat
was a pussy you know like the bobcat is like is one of is is the one who is you know everybody
knows not not not not all italians and mobsters maybe the cat's not tough yeah maybe the cat's not
tough and the fact, and he
shows up to the neighborhood and all the
rest of the cats are going,
Eugene, we
saw the tape.
The guy, he threw you, Eugene.
He fucking threw, he's
it's a human. It was just like a toss.
It was a human being.
His other buddies are saying, hey, Eugene,
I just saw this great video, this raccoon,
he's underneath a fucking garbage
can and he pops out
on this human and like, close.
his face. You know what his name was? Not Eugene.
Fucking Eugene.
Oh, God, I would love to see Eugene defending it, too.
Well, honestly, he was a really, he was a big dude. Like, you guys, you couldn't tell from
the video, but he was really massive guy.
I just kind of stumbled into the neighborhood and said, I wanted to say hi. And the next day,
and I was flying across the yard.
That, dude, that guy, by the way, went from Goodmore.
I'm going to fucking kill it so quickly.
He was like, good morning.
It was like, it was truly like a 50s sitcom at the very beginning of that.
He's good morning to his neighbor walking by.
And so, sure.
And Gerald, Joe Boyce said, and he held on to the bobcat too long.
He looked like Rafiki holding sit back.
Yeah, screwed up.
It was the funniest commentary.
Oh,
Oh, bro, get rid of it.
He did.
And he just chocked it like he was in the Olympics.
Shot put.
Yeah.
And the thing, but the thing, like, that was why I'm saying it.
That was when I started thinking, the boncat doesn't,
boncat doesn't go, like some cats, some cats are looking for some shit.
Like, you throw a cat and he's just like, what, did you just throw me across the yard?
All right, my mother.
It goes, your eye, right?
That's not, not this cat.
This cat was like, I'm going back to the den.
Just fucking takes off.
By the way, you know, the reason we, any of us even, well, the reason I first heard about this was because apparently
everybody was tagging Goddard on it because of the mountain lion thing.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway, so I was to that that's, if you come to a New York show, you probably see the more polished version of that because I'm going to try it.
Hey, speaking out, Christian, I got some stream labs from you from last week.
Oh, let's do it.
Who's asking, what's up, guys?
So Harloff, you put up a Twitter poll about the first live event post-COVID being in New York City in October.
A huge amount of people voted yes, including myself, which pretty much.
says that at the event will be sold out. Will this really happen? Will it really happen? I can tell you
that I'm really interested in it. I can't predict yet the way that the rest of the things are going to
happen as far as what you can do at theaters and all that. So we did put a poll out and almost
2,000 people voted. I think it was something like 900 people said they would go overall. And that
means the theater that we're going to get already, the roulette is probably 500, maybe 475. So it would
it would be sold out if all those people actually, you know,
decided they wanted to go and check it out,
depending on what event we put on.
But also it's a little bit tricky.
Sorry to interrupt you,
but it's a little bit tricky because you probably don't know
if they're going to let theaters be at full capacity.
So even if right now, from the report that I actually got yesterday,
so I have been, it's better detrained that actually answered this today than last week
because I know you put this in last week.
The reason why is that I got some information on it yesterday.
I got some information on it.
We're talking about it again today.
And we're really looking into it to see as possible.
We'd have to book the theater like two or three months in advance.
Motor Island donated $20.
My Eugene would like to make a plea to the council to reinstate my botcat status.
Right.
Right.
We don't know.
We don't know.
I mean, Eugene, you didn't even piss on him.
Like, your dick was right there.
You could have pissed on him.
He just was really, he was much bigger than you guys are giving me credit for.
But he really wasn't, Eugene.
He really wasn't.
He was a little bit.
Also, I think the video was.
sped up. I didn't run away.
Eugene, he threw you
with a back. But Eugene,
but Eugene, stop this. He
had you and he was looking at you.
You could have done so much at that point,
Eugene. I was, uh, he,
oh, he was a hypnotist, so I was
actually under a spell. So that's why
didn't pee on him. Also,
I jumped. He didn't throw me. That was me
jumping.
Now you're a liar.
Uh, but
Askell says New York
is upping to 33%
capacity this week. So, and that's, that's this week. That's April. So by October, this report that
I read yesterday, Kate, they said that it could be anywhere between 90 to 100 by the time we get to
October. Okay. But that's not. That's not going to be enough to get us there probably. Well, no, no,
no. It could be. I mean, it's one of those things, though, that everybody, I think that it's a matter
of the vaccination, comfortability, like all that through depending on who's competing. There's just
stuff that we have to look into. So it's just not as easy to say we're definitely doing it.
I can tell you that there's definitely interest that we want to do it and we've seriously
been looking at it. I mean, we, we are definitely more confident that spectacular will happen
in Los Angeles in December live than, you know, if we're going to say, because we're here,
we're able to do that. We can, we can, I know a lot of people that even if people that weren't
able to fly, I could still stack the card because everybody's here. So that one I would put it
hopefully like 80% where I put in New York right now at like 5560,
which is still pretty high percentage.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get to the next one.
All right.
Who's more, DeTrain also says.
Who's more dominant in their own sport?
Wayne Gretzky for the NHL, Tom Brady for the NFL,
or Dan Merle for the movie Trivia Shmodeon.
It's hard to say.
I mean, like, I was thinking about Merle and what he did,
what he was able to do.
Like when he, and this is for people who've been watching long enough,
So Dan won two championships in his first kind of stint before he stepped back for about a year.
He had won against Riley and then he won a triple threat against Riley and broke at the same time.
So he decided he wasn't going to play for a year and the game changed a lot the time he was off.
So he came back and he lost that big match to Guy and then he played against Stacey Howard and won,
but then he wound up losing to Ethan Irwin in the tournament.
So I remember specifically listening to the Shmodown rundown.
And the question came up, has the game passed Dan Merle by, was the question inside of it.
And there were a lot of the audience that was thinking, because of that loss, that maybe,
maybe it just changed too much.
And in any sport, whatever it is, it's the great athletes that figure a way to change.
And Dan is a mental athlete.
When you watch what he does after you hear the way he studies and the way he does things,
he's the guy is just, he's incredible.
So he turns out all around and then he beats Mark Andre.
He beats Clark Wolf.
I think he TKOs both of them.
And then he goes to New York and takes the title from Ethan.
He winds up going like 18.
He's 18 and 6 in this game.
And Kate, you've been around it now for two years.
It is not easy to win a game, much less 18 of them.
No.
No.
I mean, that's like 18 and that's like the dumb.
That's a dumb group of numbers.
I'm listening to it.
It's crazy.
He's two away from 20.
I think Roka's still something like, I think Roka's got like 16 wins too.
but still, it is, and I was talking to Merle about this yesterday.
I think at a, I think of 14 of those are title matches, 14 out of the 20.
Well, that's what I was going to say, like, that's, that's the real question.
It's like how many of those are, our belt matches.
Yeah.
He's so, he's so good.
And if you didn't, I mean, obviously, you should go and check out that Collins match.
But from what I hear, both Grace and Jay Washington are going to be banking big announcements
about what the, what the title picture is going to be.
they have apparently figured that out and they're going to announce it soon,
but I don't have any insight in that.
All right, let's go to the next one.
All right.
The next one from today is from Ozzy Jordan, saw Mortal Kombat the other day.
I enjoyed it despite its flaws with some cheesy acting and pacing issues.
It was great to see the film locations of my hometown of Adelaide, South Australia in the movie.
Question, does MK qualify as an Aussie film?
Oh.
I don't know, maybe.
Awesome.
I don't know how it works.
but what I will tell you,
bread, it doesn't look like anybody wants to see us prank Ben Godder today.
Oh my God, I do.
I know, 500 away from doing the bagel boy prank,
or excuse me, 400 away from the bagel boy prank.
Yeah, not going to happen today, but we can still, at 500, we still prank Bonnie.
Yes.
Yeah, which will be good.
That's about $220 away.
And is the Bonnie prank just going to be like,
are you still feeling bad from the second shot?
Oh, man, we found out someone just died from the second shot.
God. No, we're not doing that.
By the way, nobody, that's not true.
Nobody had this. No, no, no, no.
Just to be clear.
Cade Mulligan, you stop this.
God.
In the record, I know that that is what everybody does when they get back.
Kate Mulligan, I have asked you time and time again,
do not eat the vaccine because.
Thank you.
Wow.
That was good.
Dumbledore entered.
And then the Mad Hatter.
That's right.
But Professor, don't you understand?
Don't you understand, Professor?
It's just...
Miss Granger, what are you complaining about?
No.
What?
I said what.
I continue to say what.
Oh, sorry.
My head's just so far at my own ass
that I don't realize that no one.
likes me.
You are not
inaccurate.
I think you mean
inaccurate, sir.
Inaccurate.
Not to correct you.
Inaccurate.
For today, as in,
everyone here is in
and now you must get out.
Wow, that Remini, too.
I mean, that was just a stab at her.
She's just, she's just,
you just stabbed Hermione.
Yeah.
All right, let's get real,
let's do another great show.
and realize that this is a failure of a donation show.
What's the next?
Michael Cross donated $30 through Super Chat.
I watched Dan versus Collins.
It was like watching Gemini Man.
They're so alike.
Nice.
Yes.
All right, keep going, Alex.
Well, we were talking about Australia
and traveling around the world
and even across the country.
Brett, do you have anything?
I want to tell us about that.
Oh, I could definitely tell you.
tell you about that. I know everybody's itching back to get back to doing what they love, traveling,
seeing other people. Me too, I can't wait. I am so close to seeing my niece and holding a little
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Oh, boy.
Oh, man.
Perfect.
This happened yesterday, too.
All right, while we get...
Right.
Now you know, because the show, now you know it just stopped.
Now you know, because ref got bad internet.
What's going on?
How are you doing?
Now you know I'm here to shade the fucking show.
Now you know, now you know, what do you know?
You know that bread is frozen like a motherfucker
Then now you know you are in the snow
And if you know that my grandmother's name was slow
Now you know, her name was flow
Now you know, now you know
She's dancing on the stove
Why is she dancing on the stove?
Well, we don't know, but it was a fucking talent
Because he wouldn't get hurt
And her feet would burn
But it was okay
Because we just put ice on the feet
Hang in a new
Yeah
I don't mean
That's the first time Charles broke me
Oh man
Charles broke me
Oh god
Brad's dad talks donated $50
You're what's up
Now you know now you know
Thank you so much
Oh my god Charles
My grandma was dancing
got a stove. It was a talent
she had. She wouldn't
hurt her feet. She did. We just put
ice bags on him.
Now do you know?
It killed me. He killed me.
Oh my God. That was like... Oh, my God.
I was like, what the fuck am I saying?
Oh, it was like a lost biggest night
show. It was so... I always feel like at some
point I get in my head and I like
stop the free flow. Nothing
stops that free flow there, Christian.
Those were just some unbringestown.
Rital falls guys.
He was like, all right,
Bond doors open. Come out.
My grandma was Dan.
Brett, did you see any of that?
No, I sit there and I read these and I look over.
I don't know what it is.
I swear it's not my computer.
Check out in polite truths with Dorino Ariano
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Team style.
Ryan Payne donated $65.
If you're bringing back old bits, can I get to Jeremiah for old times sake?
Pretty pleased with Roker on top.
You got to give me a second.
Because I have to put it into the, I don't have it in the system at the moment.
I can't guarantee you Skype won't freeze,
in it either. I can't share. Did you
see, Brett, did you see what just happened
while you were gone? No, no, because I was
restarting the damn computer.
He doesn't know. You got
you got to go back and watch it, but I'll just give you
I'll just tell you. Did you finish the ad so I don't have
to read it again? No, we're going to have to do a make-out.
He doesn't know. No, he doesn't know.
But Brett, but I'll just give you, I'll just
give you this and you'll know because this will take you back to
a time. Hey, Brett, we'll do the bus
driver one, right? Or
just that character. I'm
walking in the park, took my math.
Now you know, everybody doesn't know that I am vaccinated.
Hey, mister, how about you?
I see your dog right there sitting next to you.
Please, sir, why don't you put on your mask, even though you're vaccinated, we're supposed to wear a mask?
No, please, please, please, won't you put it on?
Well, I'll tell you, here's my song.
I got the Johnson and Johnson.
It was all right, but now I have a third nose on my neck.
you know, everybody
dancing now, you know.
Hey, have you gotten anything for you, sir?
Now, you know.
Bro skin again.
Bro sken.
Hey, hey.
So he's frozen now, you know.
He just stopped in time.
I had a time machine
and I used it all the time.
I went back and I slapped him in his face
and he just froze.
And then I started thinking again and again.
Oh, my grandma.
Again, what?
What do you do it over there?
Please get down and all you hurt yourself.
It's a talent that she has.
Dance, dance, he's doing a dance.
He did it so much, he put me in a trance.
He's a really good singer and a really good dancer.
He's shaking his hip, and you've got threat behind him.
Now you know.
Now you know.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
When Brett comes back,
Oh, it'll be, they'll be on backstage by the time he's back.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know we want that we want Brett to come back.
Oh, poor guy.
So good.
I was so good.
I do want to see that animated for sure.
Yeah.
We have more.
I'm sure we have more.
We have plenty.
Well, we don't have plenty donations.
I'll tell you that.
We're going to be, show's going to be off the air tomorrow.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not roka.
What's next?
Dragon 17 says,
I'm so glad to manage you.
If you guys don't donate, my kids who I don't have,
will die.
What?
What do you mean?
I don't have kids.
I just figured, you know,
I tell them that.
If you don't donate,
I'm going to break your fucking eight.
No,
no, no, no, no.
Don't say that either.
Oh, the number of times he's threatened to come to someone's house.
And drag his balls.
Yeah.
Oh, so good.
Now you know.
Now you know.
Now you know.
Now you know.
Stop threatening people.
I knew I was going to have a text from him.
Yeah.
He's not a text.
Yeah.
Who, Roka?
No, Brett.
Brett?
What did he say?
He said,
Skype is really fucking up my computer.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Let's try to close out and see if we can get,
let's see if we're able to bring it home here.
Again, we've got, let's how far away we are from Bonnie.
About 45 minutes from Bonnie.
might be get 45 minutes close 45 minutes or drive to her house uh are you really sick uh
like a four about hey for two bucks i'll punch a dog uh no a computer uh i don't know what's going on
this is where i swear it's got i redid a yeah nobody cares but i did a like a reinstall of Skype it's a
Skype thing.
All right.
Sorry about that.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, that's fine.
Let's get to, let's get to some more of those streamlines and we'll call it a day.
Brett, I danced your frustrations for it.
You really did.
He did.
That was the best dance to the Charles theme I've ever seen.
I almost seen someone crump like that.
It was so good.
It was so good.
It was like if there was like an animated series with that character, the bus driver and
Charles, like, Alex would just have to show up.
Yeah, and like a green suit to get the action.
I mean, you were really working.
Really good.
Really good.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
So good.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
Call an ambulance.
So, Steph, I want to ask you a question.
Okay.
I want you to listen to this clip.
And I want you to tell you.
me what you think is going on in this house, okay?
You ready?
Here you go.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
Call an ambulance.
You need it one more time?
Daddy boy, it's me.
No, yeah, one more time.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
Call an ambulance.
Call an ambulance.
Oh, she actually wants an ambulance called.
Yeah.
Patty boy, it's me.
Patty boy, it's me.
Patty boy, Patty boy, Patty boy, it's me.
Okay, so she's calling her son because...
Someone say Patty.
Oh.
I got one here.
Ready, Alex?
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having Trevor.
Patty boy, Patty boy, Patty boy, Patty boy, Patty boy.
He's Alex.
This is Paddington here.
You're Patty boy.
What's up, Patty boy?
Patty boy.
It's a direct guy called back.
Daddy boy is me. Daddy's having trouble.
All right, Steph. What do you got?
Patty boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. What's happening with Patty boy?
Well, she's calling Patty Boy her son. Daddy's having trouble. I assume it's some sort of like serious
constipation going on and he needs the ambulance. But you definitely feel that this woman,
not a man is calling Patty Boy.
Yes.
Okay, so that's right.
That has not been discussed in the past.
Our good mutual friend, Roxy Stryor,
if Kate, do you know well enough what she says
to do an impression of her doing this?
No, I don't.
I'll say what she says,
and then we'll see if Kate can do the impression of it.
So as I hear this...
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
First of all, it's a guy.
No, Roxy, it's not a guy.
It's a fucking guy.
It's not a guy, Roxy.
Listen.
Patty boy, it's me.
Clearly a guy.
No, it's not a guy.
That's obviously a guy.
Right, no, it's not a guy.
Listen to the rest.
Listen to the rest.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
So what I get is, like, that's Patty Boy referring to himself as daddy.
So Patty Boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
No, no, Roxy, it's Patty.
She's calling Patty boy.
to say that daddy's having trouble.
No fucking way, dude.
Okay.
All right.
There you go.
Roxy, here's the clip.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
That's obvious what that is.
No.
That guy is saying that Patty Boy, it's me.
No.
No, no, Roxy, it's a woman.
It's an old lady calling Patty Boy.
You're so high?
No, I'm not high.
Well, I am high, but that has nothing to do with it.
It means that I am actually right.
Listen, listen, listen one more time.
You're actually an idiot.
No, Roxie, stop that.
Listen to this.
Patty boy, it's me.
Daddy's having trouble.
Call an ambulance.
Yes.
Patty boy is me.
No, Patty boy is not you.
It's calling.
That is so obviously a man's voice.
No, it's not.
It's an old lady.
Listen, Rox.
Listen, it's an old lady.
It's a, it's an old lady.
Patty boy is me.
The more times you play it, the more right I am.
No, no, no, Rocks, no.
Forget it, Roxie, you're fine.
Even the face, even the face at the end was...
The more times you play it, the more right I am.
Yeah.
So good.
Right.
Oh, yeah, I'm with you, Steph.
It's absolutely a lady calling her son.
Now, whether or not he's constipated or not, I don't know, but it's, you know,
I'd rather have that than daddy really being in trouble.
Yeah.
It just feels like she probably should have skipped that call and gone straight to calling it.
ambulance herself. You know what I'm saying?
Patty boy is not doing anything.
I just look like I love that
it's so committed to the nickname
that not even in a part of crisis,
do they say they say the real name. They still
call him Patty Boy.
The husband's like all in the ground
having a heart attack. He's the time and where
you got to stick with the gimmick.
Patty boy.
Patty boy. It's
Patty boy. Daddy boy. Daddy's
having trouble. The house is on fire.
Patty boy.
Daddy boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble.
But I'm eating me low.
Yeah. All right. I do it. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's do one or two more because I don't want to save all these for, I think Steph's hosting tomorrow.
Mm-hmm.
And somebody in the chat told me, I think, which is resetting my pram or my Vram or something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Unless we get some magical, damn it. I was really hoping to get that.
Yeah, we're about, like, 245 away from that guy.
uttered joke.
Damn it.
All right.
All right.
What's do next time?
All right.
What's, uh, what's, let's, let's hear one here, Alex.
Okay.
Well, we got three from Dragon 17.
All Schmode unrelated.
You mind if I read them all to you?
Please do.
Dragon 17 says, I'm so glad the manager has decided to change the rule for faction versus
faction championship matches.
If you want triple threat matches, you can find other ways to make them.
He also says, Harloff in the Witt versus Harper match.
You said you wanted Adam Witt to get a win.
I do too.
So please, if, if he loses the,
Burkett match. Let him play the weakest
Star Wars competitor so he can get his win.
That's the problem. Who's the weakest Star Wars
competitor? Yeah.
Another one, do you know what the next path
to the number one contender match will be in both
singles and IG? When are we getting the May
matches announced? May will probably
come pretty soon, but the singles
title path, and, well, IG paths already
set out. Alex Damon
plays Kalanowski at the end of this
month in a number one contender match. The winner
plays Mara Knotipik at a
pay-per-view in
June, no, May,
in May. So they'll play in
May. So
that we already know. With the singles,
both Grace and Jay are
cooking something out that we'll get pretty soon.
Yeah.
Okay. Keep going.
All right. Let's keep on going then.
Dildo Baggins.
Hi. Hello, people.
Christian, what are some finishers or even moves
of WWE wrestlers that you think are overrated
are just silly and ridiculous? Rock bottom
is overrated, and I love the rock.
What are some of your faves and what would
each of your finisher is P.
I'll go first.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
The one I always wanted to do when I used to wrestle with my brother was, it was, I'm
surprised no one ever did this.
It was called, it was the hook, and then you extend the line and then the sinker.
You bring someone down on their head.
And the reason why it is because someone would have died probably from doing it.
So, but as far as my favorite, the overrated finishers, I, I think that John Cina was
great for the business, everything too, but he, he was to me just so overly corny and cheesy
and none of his stuff looks like it hurts all. When he's flying across, he's like this big
hulking dude and he's flying across. And I know he's being, he doesn't want to hurt anybody,
obviously, but like it just looks like it wouldn't hurt like my three-year-old when he's running
around doing some of the stuff he's doing. And I'm like, I'm like, eh, but his, the rock,
the people's elbow I always thought was silly, but it was meant to be. But, but so I actually really
liked it. A finisher movies
moves that I think are overrated.
I don't have to think about it a little bit
more.
All right. Let's
let's keep, let's do one more and then we'll call it
today. All righty. Haunted says
Christian, I don't usually watch the opening scenes.
I'm only into the trivia, but the Adam Collins
one where he's talking to the belt killed me.
It was hilarious. Did you write
all of that or did Adam improv? Hi, Alex.
Adam did a lot of improving. I gave the notes as far as what I wanted
to do and I wanted to have him kind of having this conversation with the belt and having this
he's used it was called this the name of the thing was called the day in the life with the with the coyote
and so we had this idea and he took it and ran with it he did a great job they did a really great job
it's too bad that you said that as far as the other stuff because it's some of the best produced
scenes we've ever done Dennis and has come back do it like and I know that there's parts of people like
I like I like the trivia like this but I I never I for and I know you're not doing it for a disrespect but for me
it's always like, I like to have everybody watch what we're doing because it shows that what the crew has been doing and the work that they put it and do it.
It's really delivered.
And we're not, we don't do a trivia show.
We actually do it.
We do a full show.
We do an actual show.
So like, there's trivia is a part of it that's in within the show.
But the whole show is from start to finish.
People have, people can absolutely, if they, if they just gravitate towards the Twitter, towards the, uh, the actual trivia, then thank you.
Really appreciate that.
but it is a full show.
All right.
Well, look, that's, I think that's going to be it for today
because we were over time and I think Steph will hit all the other
stream labs.
Bomed about the Goddard thing, but hey,
I'm honestly, I'm just concerned about your grandma.
Is she going to be okay?
Wasn't my grandma.
Who wasn't?
Sorry, Charles's grandma.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think he's probably all saving her right now.
So, yeah.
So I'm sure Matt Link is going to click that one out.
Yeah, I got to send that to.
Oh, no.
She's dancing on the stove.
The talent that she has, she doesn't burn her feet.
It doesn't get so bad that she puts the mice on them.
Yeah, Brett, you got to hear it, brother.
That was one of the, I was like.
I mean, so, totally.
Senator Live Show 95 of shenanigans five movie news.
Today's show was a best of hits.
Hashtag that's the show.
Shoot.
We got, we got Bonnie.
515.
Yeah, we got Bonnie.
Okay, okay.
All right.
So I got to do.
We got to think of something. What do we do here, Kit?
First of all, let's see, I'm going to see if she's not.
The first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to call her up.
If she picks up, then I'll obviously, I'll say something to her.
But I'm going to ask her first how she's feeling.
If she's not feeling very well, I'm not going to put her through.
Okay. We'll do it another day.
Then I will save it for another day, I promise, even next Thursday.
Or I'll prank her while she's on the show, if that ever happens.
But, well, let's see. I'm going to try.
And thank you, Kino in the chat.
try that to help my issue.
Yeah, she's not picking up.
Oh, Bonnie, come on.
I had something, too.
I was going to tell her that Kate shit herself on the ear
and that she should have been there.
Who hasn't?
Yeah.
The thing that's sad about that is it's entirely
believable.
You feel like, why?
I'd be like, oh, Bonnie, you missed it.
She was doing that thing.
She does, like, the upside-down twerk.
And, like, in the middle of it,
it was like, it just slipped.
And it's gone viral.
You got to check it out.
You got to check it.
I would lose my mind.
Oh my God.
I should actually try and film that and just have you send it to her.
And after effects, we can just add shit.
Kate, that's, that is how we have to do it.
We'll save this for her for next Thursday and we'll set the goal early for next Thursday to Fonnie's on that you should actually do it.
Get some kind of effect.
Do you have like white pants?
Yeah.
I well, no, because I'm not a slut.
But if I did.
Okay.
not utterly we're not a slap but let's just advertising you don't have your period you know what I'm saying
put your shit pants I can be fucked right now you make a pair of shit pants and then we'll and then we'll do something where I'm like I'm like oh my
and then step can be on and stuff and be like like like realize that Kate shit her pants and then we'll say like oh my god
she doesn't even realize she's her headphones on I'm pretty sure did she shit her pants and then so we'll do that
and we'll like oh my god she's like someone needs to text her and tell her to stop doing it she doesn't have her headphones
Brett, text her, text her.
And then I'd be like,
Bonnie, do you have Kate's former?
Text her and tell her she has shit in her pants.
Like, it's going to, they're clipping it out right now, Bonnie.
Do it, do it, do it.
And then when she calls you?
I have chocolate milk.
I can put chocolate.
I can put it.
Mommy, what are you doing?
Mommy's making shit pants for work.
Can you please?
I'll have to this scene with the chocolate coming out of your mouth.
Five minutes.
I need five minutes to make shit pants for work.
And then I'll say, I'll do this.
I'll be like, I don't think it's, you guys think it's shit.
And then I'll just go.
but what we'll do is we'll make Bonnie call you and you actually pick up the phone when she calls you.
Okay.
So like, okay.
And we have, we make her, like somebody try.
Every, what we'll say is somebody try to call her.
Bonnie, you try to call her.
You try to call her.
And I'm not getting through.
And then Bonnie, you're getting through.
When you see Bonnie's number, you pick up.
And then we'll have to have Bonnie on air tell you that you shit your pants.
All right.
That's next Thursday.
We've got to hit the goal.
Wow.
You know what?
You know what?
Steph, let's set the goal for tomorrow.
If we hit the goal of 800 tomorrow,
then we'll do the shit pants prank next Thursday.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, everybody.
Malcolm hit the music.
Is it playing?
Great, because I can't hear it.
It's coming.
Yeah, it's fun.
No, not you know.
This is the finisher that we were talking about.
Oh, there we go.
Thank you to Charles.
Thank you.
Thank you to Mad Hatter.
Thank you.
Alex.
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