The Kristian Harloff Show - Did the HBO Max Experiment Work? | The Big Thing
Episode Date: June 22, 2021On episode 4, Kristian is joined by Steph Sabraw and Brett Sheridan as they talk about Loki Spoilers for episode 2, Batman and Catwoman, Dave Season 2 and a lengthy conversation on whether or not the ...HBO Max streaming experiment worked. Follow on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
It's the big thing show.
It's a show on SCN that is going to talk about anything we want to talk about in the world.
Pop culture.
It could be movies, TV, whatever.
We guarantee you on this show.
We could be talking about a lot of different nonsense, silliness,
but we're going to hit at least one big thing today that you guys want to talk about.
And I know they talked about it on SCN last week.
but I got to talk about Zach Snyder's picture on Batman.
I mean, I got to talk about that.
It was good on him.
We're going to talk about that for sure.
And this is, so as I mentioned before, you've seen last week,
two episodes of the big thing with myself and Mark Ellis.
Mark Ellis was on yesterday.
If you watch yesterday's show, Mark Ellis will be back again,
whether it's this week or next week.
But we're going to start introducing the crew in studio.
We've already done this show a few times in studio.
We did the goofball show.
We just did SIF Council in the studio.
Well, we're doing this show in studio today.
And joining me again is this lady.
Steffsabra is here and your microphone's working.
It's good.
My first big thing episode.
And I'm glad you said episode afterwards.
I'll tell you that because.
My first big thing.
You know what I mean?
But it wasn't your first experience doing this.
Oh, my dupis.
Zoom in on my face if you get the chance, y'all.
I can do it.
Let's see if I can maneuver that.
Please, Brett.
There's no way to make the Oculus sexy.
This is lost in translation.
I was on Christian's exercise program.
It's great, though.
Isn't that program?
It's sick.
It's really, really good.
What if we just leave this on the whole entire time?
That's Steve.
That Steve.
That Steve thing was absolutely incredible by, by the way.
Your reaction to that, so for people who don't know what the hell we're talking about,
on FCL, Steph, for some reason, says to Brad, just calling me Steve.
And he goes, why?
And she goes, just in case you feel like you want to.
And he's like, you hear that laughing in the background?
Look at this guy.
Oh, oh.
Am I centered?
Am I centered?
It's almost like a mini.
It's like a mini S-E-N.
Yeah.
And then, but this is the, this is the beauty.
This is my favorite.
Look at this.
Ew.
And you're, look, how did you get, yeah, you're moving in.
You're back and forth.
You're in, you're here.
Scoot over a little bit, Brett, because then that shot, yeah, now you're my shot.
Get out of my shot.
Get out of my shot.
Oh, yeah, you're taking up space.
Yeah, he's been told that a lot.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So look, so this is the shot.
I didn't lose my, lose 20 pounds to meet Steph, uh, wade I was going for.
Yeah, you need the Oculus.
You need the Oculus.
Yes, so Brett, scoot over for me just a little bit more to this, this way.
Fun fact, this is my first time seeing Brian person.
Yeah.
How do that go for you?
Yeah, how did that go for you?
It really meant a lot to me, Christian.
Yes, for us.
As soon as I saw walking in the door, I was like, this is my moment.
I know.
I didn't get that kind of reaction.
But we had met before.
Yeah.
We had met before.
I still was really excited to see you.
You don't have to.
No.
Christian.
I'm not, I'm not making you feel guilty about it.
It's Brett Sheridan.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so weird, though, because it's, I mean, what, a year and a half of doing thing?
I mean, I'm a year, yeah.
At least a year, that's very odd to not have ever seen somebody in.
real life.
I know.
You know,
this,
this is bothering me
that what I didn't realize.
People are going to see
the shifting like this.
Oh,
nice.
Shifting.
Yeah,
it's,
it's because I realize
that you're shot,
Brett.
Look at what I'm learning
everybody.
I learn all these things.
I figured out how to do this.
That's going to keep you
alive longer.
I think so.
And then we go.
And I'm trying to see what you're doing.
Which helps me
get out of my shot.
Yeah,
helps you get out of it.
And then I bring this back up.
Wait,
was this show about getting the shot,
right?
That's it.
This episode is the big thing.
It's getting the shot for this show.
But we are going to talk about this.
There's a lot we're going to talk about.
The first thing I have to talk about because I missed it on S-E-N was this whole debate with the Batman thing.
It's a riot to it.
I wouldn't get into the conversations because the first part is obviously the fact that this for everybody didn't know.
And we talked about it briefly on goofball, Brett.
But it's so there was the series that they're doing for Harley Quinn, which is kind of a raw show in general.
Yeah.
So it's like Rick and Morty.
It's gnarly.
They go into everything.
Everything.
So the guy just has Batman go down on, on Catwoman, which by the way, in itself is in the
joke and the fact that he's eating pussy, his catwoman, you know.
So and they say, no, you can't, you can't do this because, and you should have just ended
it with because we don't know at this point, like if that's, you know, it might, that might
be pushing it a little bit.
You say that.
And it's like, okay, well, they didn't go for it.
As opposed to, well, heroes don't do that.
Yeah.
You're selling toys.
It's like, dude, in my house, I'm, I'm, I'm not a hero if I don't do that.
I'm not selling.
I'm out the house.
Yeah, you're selling toys if you don't do that.
So, I mean, anyway, so it was, but then, Zach Snyder posts a picture and he says,
Canon, and he's just got a picture of Batman just going to town.
Yeah.
And it's like, you know what I mean?
At that point, people, the image itself, where did he get the,
image. Do we know where we got the image? I feel like he probably no I don't know.
Enlisted like a fan to do it or found it on Tumblr. Oh, I thought that was like in a comic
book, Tumblr. Yeah, right, right. I thought it was written real. That man eating pussy. That's or
sure on Tumblr. Yeah. That was that yeah, that's that's that was originally going to be the name of
this show. Yeah. Try, try Googling that and not finding some fan art.
Actually, I'm going to try right now. Yeah. See what you get. It's every single image. It's just Steph playing
VR for some reason.
Why can't I find Batman eating pussy in VR?
Weird.
It's just such a, and the, I mean, it was, it, it, everything about that story was just,
I mean, that that's when the internet is fun, though.
I know that Brett, you said at one point that it's just like, everywhere you go is the joke
about it.
And I get it.
It's just overwhelming.
It's like, all right, everybody has a joke about it.
But there is, there are things about it.
It's like, this alone, Zach Snyder doing this and able to put this picture out.
Like, that's, I don't know.
I got a kick out of that particular thing.
It's so good.
I'm so glad he does that.
This is why Zach Snyder has such a rabid fan base because he does things like this.
It's so good.
Right.
You're over talking about it.
No, I'm, I'm, but it was too much to put on our thumbnail this morning.
In Christians.
Well, I didn't know.
It wasn't for me.
It wasn't that I.
I thought so.
I'm glad you said it.
You thought it was too much, right?
I was like, yikes, here we go.
I didn't know if YouTube would have.
approve it. I didn't know if YouTube would approve it. I certainly could show it. I mean, I didn't,
I didn't pull the image for this one, but, but as having it as the thumbnail. And when, when the name of the,
when the name of the title of the show was like, Zach Snyder weighs in on the oral controversy.
The thumbnail for this show and then it's the big thing. The big thing. Right. Right. And she,
and, and Catwoman's like, I don't care about the big thing that I get the work.
So anyway, so this is.
A lot of those things we're talking about for sure.
That was one I wanted open with because it was just so silly and so stupid.
But did you guys have you, did you watch Loki episode two yet?
Not two.
Okay.
Was that somewhere I was supposed to?
No one's supposed to.
This show is very different.
This show is very different.
I think this is why you're going to love this show, Brett,
because it literally is about what have you watched?
What have you been paying attention to?
What do you think the kids are talking about right now?
Because that's what we're going to talk about, right?
Like that's, it's not a matter of shit, guys, here are the stories.
This is what I need you to read today.
It's like, no, what did you watch?
What did you see?
Did you, you know, what have you checked out?
And let's get into it because there's, you know, you're a big TV buff.
So is there anything out there?
Like, what are you watching right now?
I'm going to guess that you're watching hacks.
No, I'm not.
I want to watch hacks.
I want to see it too.
What I spent last night doing in yesterday was Loki.
Okay, you watch two episodes.
I love it so much.
Brett, you can get spoiled in episode two.
I won't remember.
Yeah.
Oh, it's, yeah, it's one of those shows I don't even remember.
Episode two was great.
It was so good.
It was definitely better than episode one.
And then the one that I've been so excited about, have you all watched Dave on FX?
My buddy's in that show.
I want to.
And San Antonio plays his, like, his agent or his best friend.
Oh, yeah.
Right-haired guy.
Yeah.
He's awesome in the show.
The show is so fucking good.
That's on my list.
Yeah.
So Dave, I started watching.
That's very, very similar to every story I tell that.
My wife and I tried to watch this show.
I want a compilation video.
What happens?
If I had a compilation and she got mad at me.
She's like, every time we talk about me about me on your show,
it's about how I don't like things.
I go, you don't like things.
You don't like things.
Although I did tell Brad on this,
and her and I listened to this morning,
the six cents experience that my wife had the other day,
which was crazy.
And I'll tell it briefly because you,
We did tell it on goofball last past week.
Short, Cliff notes of this is, we're out cold sleeping.
She springs up like out of a horror movie.
She goes, something's in the house.
Oh, God.
And I said, nothing's in the house.
She was, listen.
Do you do that when she asked about things?
My dad does that.
Every time I'm like, I heard something.
He's like, go to bed.
Right.
Right.
It's like, well, it was one of those things where I was like, I was playing along.
I'm like, she was, listen.
I don't hear anything.
Listen, someone's in the house.
No one's in the house.
There's something happening.
Nothing's happening.
So I'm going back to sleep.
She goes, and then I went to take a piss.
And she goes, when I came back, she was turn on the light.
Look in the corner.
I go, what are you talking about?
And I flick on the light.
And this fucking roach was there on his back.
No.
She heard the thing's fucking arms flapping.
What?
And then I go to,
get it and again I'm sorry for those people who listen on goofball but I'm repeating it and
flipped over and started running and she goes you get that motherfucker get him and I grab them
and I had a paper the paper towel grabbed them and then just tossed him and she's like you better
make sure he's dead I was like he's he's dead he's in toilet he's flushing through but like the fact
that she just was able to heard it she's like David Attenborough of the bedroom yeah we've been talking
We've been talking about that.
Like, and she's, she's got that here.
She's like a, she's like a Vietnam War vet.
She's like, you know, she just, it's like, you know,
you step on a rock, like in the backyard and she wakes up.
Just like, said, these kids better never hope they to try to like sneak out of the house.
Oh, it's not going to have.
Yeah, never going to happen.
Not if you can hear a roach's legs.
It's flapping on its back.
No.
What?
It was insane.
It was, it was like, it was like, it was a skill.
It was like a superpower.
But anyway.
Yeah, but Dave, I think that I, I did, like,
enjoy watching it for when I was,
for the first episode that I saw it.
I always tuned into Andrews stuff because he's done,
like he also was in,
I'm dying up here on Showtime.
Oh,
I heard that show's really good.
It only made it to two seasons,
but it was,
it was the most realistic comedy show,
a show about stand-up comedy that I had seen,
even though it took place like in the 70s,
it was like the way that it's crafted,
the little pockets that hang out.
Did you watch any of it, Brett?
No, I didn't.
Okay, because I feel you would like that show.
This is going to be the episode of the big,
thing called. No, I didn't say that. I love that. But you'd like Dave.
I've heard so much about it. And I don't, I don't know what. What are you watching right now?
You still on Vikings? You finished mayor. Oh, you finished mayor finalist.
Oh, I'm on episode three of that. What a fucking roller coaster was that. Yeah. Yeah. This whole, you know, I'm pretty good at figuring out who done it. I know, not this time. This one is a, did you have any clue? Did you have any clue? Did you watch the unwinding?
No.
That was the one with Nicole Kidman.
Yeah.
I didn't like the ending.
The ending was stupid.
I didn't mind it.
Everyone hated it.
It was like a Dexter ending, apparently.
It was just lame.
It was just like it was the way that they, for those people who, if you're going to watch you undoing, then you should turn this off because I'm going to spoil it.
Trust me, you won't care.
And doing it.
Yeah.
Undoing.
And like they, and there was, uh, at the very end of it, he, it turns out it is him all along and he just does this thing.
And it's just like, I don't know, it just seemed very predictable to me that the way they'd
set it up and they were just reaching towards the end.
It wasn't, I felt that mayor delivered in a way where you, they kept you guessing.
And by the time that you got there, you're like, okay, I'm satisfied with that.
Did you guess who it was?
No, not for mayor.
No, for mayor.
We had a couple different ideas on my wife and I were like, ah, it's got to be this person.
And we were like, oh, were we right?
Oh, hell, we were wrong.
You, you won't.
They set up so many red herrings of this that you're like everybody, like, it could
have been anybody on the show.
I was, I don't want to ruin it for, for anybody, but like, I don't want to ruin it for
Steph.
Yeah, it's okay.
No, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Okay.
Because that one's too fresh.
Undoing has been out for a couple of months.
Yeah.
It's a little fresh.
Almost like a year now, I feel like.
Yeah.
Because Ellis and I were talking about here on, on this show.
And we didn't even care.
We were just talking about, like, we're just sitting in our living room forgetting
that people were listening.
And we're like, and people were like, you spoil all there.
I ain't got a chance to see it.
It's like, yeah.
By that.
Yeah, more or less.
It's like, I, you know, I got goofed.
Sorry.
But Loki, Loki is another warning, and this one, Brett's going to get spoiled for.
Loki, episode two, I mean, shit, by the time this comes out, episode three is going to be on tomorrow.
So you guys will be, if you're not caught up with Loki.
The dynamic with him and Owen Wilson is phenomenal.
It's so good.
Yeah, it's really good.
Are you an Owen Wilson fan?
Oh, huge.
Yeah.
Yeah, ever since, yeah, the first one they did.
Bipip, Bottle Rocket.
Bottle Rocket.
Yeah.
Because there was, and there was two versions of bottle,
wasn't there like the bootleg kind of cut of it when they first made it
and then somebody else made it?
Am I making this up?
No.
There was, there was something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But you, I mean, because you're West, you're like a Wes Anderson.
Oh, yeah.
So that's, total, total.
Yeah, well, West Anderson.
That wasn't West Anderson, was it, the first bottle rocket?
I thought.
I think it was.
Wait, you're right.
Or they took it to West, there's.
No, it is West Anderson.
It is?
We're all people.
I don't know.
I thought it was.
I thought there was a story that they shot at themselves or something,
and it was,
part of it was black and white.
This was a long time ago.
It shows you that I would not be able to compete.
I didn't even know there was a movie called Bottle Rocket.
Yeah, it's Owen and Luke.
Yeah, it's West Anderson.
Yeah, I told you it was West.
You're sure you did.
You know.
Either way, either way, it's, uh,
I know big things.
It absolutely, I sent, I sent Roxy that picture, by the way, of you doing the, uh,
The VR shit.
She's just wrote back.
She's, I'm laughing my ass on.
It's amazing.
It's really good.
But this show is, I like what they're doing with Locke.
It's a detective story and the fact that he's,
he's getting more, like, intrigued to do it.
You know he's got a scheme.
He always has a scheme, and he's trying to figure it out,
but then trying to figure out who this other Loki variant is.
I thought it was a good twist at the end,
how they're going to explain, like, the overall multiverse with what,
how different versions of yourself and what it could.
been talking about a lot of time travel on goofball, like, like tremendously, time travel and
parallel universes. Have you both mastered it? I wouldn't be here on it. Yeah. Do you, what do you,
and this is, this is, I guess, a conversation that we could have in general. What do you, what do you
think happens when, when you, when you, when you croak? Are you a heaven girl? Um, I think there's
some sort of spiritual land, but I don't think there, there's, like, a hell or heaven. I think if you're,
like, a really bad, then this is all made up. I'm kind of in the, the party of, I'm going to tell myself,
what I want to believe.
Yeah, totally.
What the fuck is the point?
If not.
Right.
So I think if you're a true piece of shit, you kind of just evaporate or you're
tethered to the world forever.
Like you're a...
You just keep reliving the same.
Oh, your ghost.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
Makes sense.
I think that, yeah, there's a land where like our souls go and I'm not exactly
sure what happens.
But I do think that there's multiple avenues.
Reincarnation could be one of them.
Right.
reuniting with souls of your past is another one of them.
Okay.
Or nothing.
Nothing at all.
The problem with that one is it's just we don't want to think that one.
You don't want to think that one.
And every time it creeps into your head, you get all like,
I don't think about that.
I don't think about that.
I want to be in clouds with wings.
But if you think about that one, that one's the easiest.
Because if everyone's like, oh, whatever, there's just nothing.
Then what am I doing?
Nothing.
You don't even know.
you're gone.
Yeah.
It's like it's just like when you're in a deep sleep and you don't remember anything,
that's basically just what it is.
But you're talking about past lives.
That can kind of also push us into seeing Infinite with Mark Wahlberg that just came on a Paramount Plus.
I was so excited to see this movie because of everything Brett and I have been talking about
and all these different things that have been going on with the fact that I talked about line jumping
and I'll explain that to you in a little bit.
But we, I was like, okay, so this is a guy that, as you see that she was a leisure for,
has this scene with Mark Wahlberg and he's questioning him.
And then he's basically showing that this is a guy that just keeps reliving his own,
reliving lives.
And he's like this, he can't remember it yet.
Once he does, he's got all this information.
He's like, it was like a matrixy type of thing, right?
But instead of the matrix, it's inside of past lives and remembering who you were.
Dylan O'Brien actually plays the version of Mark Wahlberg right before Mark
Walbert gets, you know, born into his life.
So I was very excited about this movie.
He was like, this is interesting.
This has everything I love about the first Matrix.
This has the stuff that I'm talking about with, potentially what happens in your past
lives.
And so I even got Paramount Plus because of it.
And the only reason I kept Paramount Plus for everyone else who has kids,
Paw Patrol up in this bitch.
Every episode, shimmer and shine, bubble guppies.
Bubble guppies.
It's got everything.
So that's why you keep it.
You certainly don't keep it to watch Infinite ever again.
Oh.
Because the first 15 minutes, great, a lot of fun.
This is cool.
And then it just turns into a shit fest.
And there's nothing wrong with me.
I'm fine in it.
Yeah.
I'm all right.
I'm wandering around.
I'm out of good time.
But everyone else in the movie, the act.
Well, I shouldn't say everyone else.
She was a lot of Lager for is pretty good.
The lead girl.
No.
Oh, no.
Not good.
That's what happens in some action movies.
That's why it's my least watched genre.
Oh, wow.
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Yeah, because sometimes there's no story.
I just watched one with Bruce Willis.
He's in it for like five.
It's because my dad.
I was with them and we just have to watch Liam Nees and our Bruce Willis.
That's how it goes.
It was fucking awful.
Which one was it?
Because he's done so many like directed DVD movies.
Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Something like that.
He's done tons of them.
Like that was the other thing last night.
My wife brings up Hulu and there were like these movies.
It was like, Stallone was in some movie.
And I'm like, what the hell is that?
I've ever heard of that movie ever.
And it was like 2014.
I'm like, what is that movie?
All these movies that just don't exist.
And then Nicole Kidman was in Grace from Monaco.
some movie where she played Grace Kelly, I guess,
and I'm watching, and these trailers on the streaming services,
someone needs to be arrested.
Oh, I detained electrocution chair anything.
It is terrible.
Like, well, on voodoo, we once watched a free with advertisement voodoo movie.
We're like, oh, okay, this isn't bad.
All the fucking ads were for voodoo.
Oh, yes.
I'm like, I'm using your service.
I know.
And now you're going to make me watch 30 episodes talking about the thing I'm using already.
They had no other ads.
Makes no sense.
But that's, the ads are one thing.
The trailers were like, I'm like, well, I said to my wife, well, what's, what is it really about?
Should we, should we, should we watch it?
I know she marries a prince and what it was.
And Sarah, let's watch a trailer.
So the opening trailer, it's like this background.
And then it zooms in and it's people clapping on a set.
Yay, Grace Kelly.
Woo.
And she finished.
She's up her set and she does this music.
She walks and it's a one shot.
Look how great this one shot is.
And she's just walking.
And then she walks out of the lot.
Yay.
Grace Kelly's here.
She goes across the street.
And she goes into the, into the dress.
Like an Austin Powers intro.
Yeah, but it's just like, it's like this epic music.
Look how wonderful and regal this woman is.
And she walks into the dressing room and it says, whatever date it is.
And that's the trailer.
I'm like, what, what's the movie about?
What's the movie?
And then we're like,
then the movie starts and it's the same scene.
And we watch it again.
And we're like,
what's the movie about?
And they do it on Netflix all the time.
All the time.
A random clip.
What is that?
Sometimes it ends mid-sentence in a clip.
It drives me nuts.
It's like, what's the point of any of this?
Lazy.
I need you to do,
I need you to take out the audio for that trailer.
And you go, hey, it's Chris Kelly.
Yay.
Oh, and then she's going to, oh, I'm walking across the street now.
I'm Grace Kelly.
Yeah.
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I love Native.
Yeah, I absolutely love it.
It's really good.
It just shows you how when you get older,
you get so excited about the stupidest thing.
It matters.
It does matter.
I remember what I got in the mail.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, it matters, but it matters to you
because you're going out to a club probably tonight.
Yeah, I don't want to stink.
Right.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going to go watch bubble guppy.
You don't want to stink for the fam.
Yeah, I know it.
They know it at this point.
At this point, I just go, you know, get in the shower.
My, again, my three and a half year old, every night, now she's making me, I told you
about those stories I was telling her, the Hulk Hogan stories and everything.
Every night now she wants to hear her Hulk Hogan story.
But she wants me to put her to bed now.
She's like, I want Dad to put me to bed.
I'm going, okay, no problem.
And she goes, she stops me with the right hand.
She goes, those clean clothes?
Why?
She goes.
Just shower.
I said, yeah, I showers.
Those clean pants.
Don't get in the bed without clean pants, clean shower.
You're a shower?
Three and a half every night.
She is a member of the soprano.
She really, are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Don't.
Oh, it's clean clothes.
As she says, you clean clothes?
I want to find a really funny.
I always stunt.
Would any, go back to the odor?
Any do I, anything that was like super,
charged, you know, heavily sent.
24-7 protection.
Totally stunk.
Before bed, always had B-O.
Yeah.
Not when they'd.
Yeah.
And it's healthy.
You're not putting...
You're not putting the aluminum.
Yeah.
That was the one for me that I really, really, that sold me.
Because I was against it, man, at first.
I was like, yeah, right.
Like any other one.
I know.
I've used so many that say no aluminum.
I'm like, I'm...
I can't do this.
But you have a help.
You're like, you're like, you're very...
vegan, right? Or just a vegetarian?
I'm mostly vegetarian, but I eat fish like twice.
You probably don't stink. My wife told me diet-wise, if you eat the right stuff,
you don't get as much B-O. And that's probably why I'm fighting so much because, you know,
I don't know, eating a lot of pasta and pizza and frozen things and the stuff my daughter
brought home from L-A-USD.
It'll do it.
The on the run burrito that you throw in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Not sure if it's beans or what is in there.
I want to, this is going to be embarrassing clip, but it's worth it because this is my, this is the youngest, if I can hear it.
Let's see.
This is from, say that, what did you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
I don't know what she said.
She said someone lied.
What do you mean?
That's lying.
What are you saying?
She said, because you've said you didn't.
She said, you're lying.
Lying about farting.
She turned around.
You're lying.
She said, you're lying.
Yeah.
I heard you say something.
I said, what are you saying?
She said someone wide.
I'm wide.
What do you mean?
How did I whine?
I got it's wine.
That's wine.
That's wine.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
She's something else.
I guess.
Yeah.
We had a rule.
No.
My daughter would say no lying about tooth because I'd go,
oh, you're stinky when I do it.
She'd get, Daddy, no lying about it.
All right.
Fair enough.
So no more.
Yeah, no, can't lie about it.
But she'll claim them.
Why is that such a bad thing?
I'm like, oh!
It's the kid fart.
It's a doc.
Dropped her up at school, rolled down the window right beforehand.
She gets out.
I rolled them back up and I was like, shit, I had to roll them back down again.
The three and a half.
And apparently I have old-fashioned.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have electric windows.
You know, you've had the same
1976.
But, yeah, my,
my, uh,
my three and a half-year-old lets off, like,
nukes.
Like, she'll do it and she's,
and she doesn't just, like,
slip it and go embarrassed.
She lets you know.
She's like, just,
it's like, it's like,
here it is.
Pets off.
Yeah, they don't,
they don't give a fuck.
Anytime I'm holding my younger cousins,
which I don't hold them anymore because they just,
yeah.
You just hear a vibration.
Like, I don't know if you just actually shit on my arm.
No, and they think they,
they're giving you.
a gift.
I find it.
Yeah.
So you just got a prize.
You didn't get a prize.
You just got bacteria at my hands.
After your story about not feeling comfortable farting or booping around people, I worry
for your stomach if you get in a serious relationship.
I'm not a big farter.
Like I almost exclusively burp, like if I have gas in my stomach.
And I don't get a lot probably because of the food I eat.
Yeah.
However, I do think that it's on the onus of men in relationships.
to fart or poop first.
Like, make it known.
Like, create space for me.
Oh, my wife's going to tell you that there's no problem there.
But it took, but that's, that's married life.
That's married life.
Yeah.
Because for a long time, I remember, you know, when I, it was, when we first started dating,
it was like, you just make loud noises or water.
Water.
Always.
I water when I put on water when I'm peeing, too.
Keep it consistent.
Yeah, because I remember her saying to me, I remember her saying to me at one point,
she was like, this is recently.
she's like you hit this a long time and i was like yeah come on we've been married now with 12
like 11 years what we're talking about here yeah you what men just need to take the
step like i feel like men can normalize it quicker than women yeah i i did it straight off that i mean
i'm like i'm i'm i'm i have stomach issues first day yeah no it's just like listen this is this is
me half didn't yeah like just waiter waiter comes you want spinach ship hold on buddy yeah
yeah give me uh but then i you know like the first time that she did like
It was a sushi, sushi and sake night and gave me a little eye burners, I called it.
I was like, oh.
Oh, so she gave you a little.
She let one loose.
And I was like, and I was like, hey, I think we might get married.
You know, you felt comfortable for that?
All right.
Good for you.
Because you about melted my face up.
Raiders of the Lost Arcney right there.
I actually can't finish my meal, but I love you.
That was a Raiders for you.
That was a great.
That was a nice job.
That's good.
Well, that's four line.
Foreline just farted.
Yeah, I mean, anyway, people are going to see the title list and say,
when do they talk about Loki?
They talked about Farts longer than they talked about Loki.
Welcome to the show.
Loki Farts.
He probably does.
Did you, but are you digging the show, like as much as I am?
Yes, I love how existential it is.
And I love the take Marvels going in with mental health because obviously people like Loki
have mental health issues and it needs to be explored.
And it's such a good way with Owen Wilson to do it in a comedic way.
Because I think people, there's like a group of us, like me and all of us,
I can understand problems with comedy a lot better than the reverse.
So I think they're just doing such a good job.
I can't wait to see how the show goes.
I'm happy for Tom Hiddleston that he gets this show where he can just have range.
Yeah, I mean, well, I think that's the big thing with this, no pun intended,
with the, this show is that they have so much more room to develop the character.
Like any of these shows, when we talked about on Sith Council,
like when you have an opportunity to explore more in Boba Fed,
because you have more episodes to do so.
It's why I've been screaming in the hills about TV for so long,
that Loki was a great character in the movies.
And even when they were portraying him as just like the main villain before he,
he got a lot of depth, but it was gradually throughout the MCU.
It wasn't a lot either.
No, but I mean, he, but if you look at all the characters inside the MCU,
you would put him as one of the ones who had a lot,
of depth to him as opposed to the other ones.
More than Wanda.
More than Wanda at the time.
Because he was in more movies, though.
It's like when he started off, it's that traditional bad guy, jealous of his brother and then
winds up, you know, splitting off and doing his own thing.
And then the Avengers, he's like the main villain.
And you're like, okay, still just kind of like a whiny dude.
And as the movies go on, you start to learn there's more to him.
But in this show, in one episode, the first episode, they took all of that, what we already
learned about Loki, and said, but this is what else.
is going on with this guy.
There's so much more than what he is and what he's able to use.
And then they experiment with that in the second one.
Because I think that that's, it can't go back to him being like the bad guy.
This has to define him more.
Because he just wants to meet with the timekeepers and trying to take over.
He wants to take over the power thing.
Like that's what the loki would expect to do.
I think it makes more sense that he investigates this and realizes that this is what he's good at.
I mean, that Pompey,
scene was phenomenal.
Yeah.
The volcano, yeah.
Yes.
He just wants to feel wanted.
Yeah.
It is most bare minimum.
He's like a kid who just never got the love that he thought he deserved and just
wants to be wanted.
And I think if he's found as wanted to this group of people, then he'll feel better.
But I love that they kept asking the question, but what else?
Because that's how I felt about Loki's character.
I'm like, all you're going to do is whine like a little bitch because your brother's
Thor.
That would piss me off for a little bit too and then you get over it.
Right.
That's true.
Well, think about how, like, you know, Billy Baldwin fell all these years.
I'd be so pissed.
So, I mean, anyway, I'm really liking the show.
I'm glad, I mean, like I said, from the time this episode comes out of our show,
you guys will be expecting episode three of Loki tomorrow.
So Brett's got to catch up.
I got to catch up.
There's no, this wasn't in comic books.
This wasn't in books or anything like.
So this storyline.
and what they're taking this approach to Loki is brand new.
Right.
The wrong person to ask.
I think that I know that the multiverse and all that stuff is a big part of the comics.
And I think that even the, what do they call the multiverse of madness for it?
Yeah.
Or no, House of M or something for what the.
Magneto.
House of M is the what they.
House of M was, was connected to Wanda.
Wanda.
And that was, I remember, yeah, I remember, I remember that what's his, Riley told me about it for so long.
Knapp used to talk about it all the time, right?
And I didn't read the line.
I'm not going to pretend that I did,
but I know that a lot of it does connect for sure.
Winston talks about it often.
But I don't know how much any of the multiverse stuff ties into this show at all.
If at all,
I don't know that.
Amelia Clark is also doing the secret invasion,
which I remember that being a comic book when I was younger.
So they signed her on to that.
Yeah.
Watching Josh Harwitz,
who is now a Shmoanao competitor and great interviewer over at MTV.
He's an excellent interviewer.
phenomenal because he's just having normal conversations for people and treating him like human beings.
That's why it's so funny that what a novel idea that is.
I know.
You use your personality and just like.
Be normal.
And just talk to people like they're human beings.
And it's like.
He has some of the best interviews with MCU.
Have you seen he has an interview with I think it's Chris Hemsworth and maybe Jeremy
runner.
They're lit.
Yeah.
They are like eating Doritos.
Yeah.
He did interview.
Josh is like, all right.
Just roll with it.
He's great.
And he's done.
And he's,
he did this interview with Amelia Clark.
And,
and what?
Oh,
she's just watching.
She's been doing,
I've been talking.
I talked to stuff about it.
She's just been throwing this ball up.
Like,
it's all she's been doing.
Well,
I was,
I said,
Hey,
what's going on?
And she didn't talk to me.
And then I was like,
what do we have to be the flowers for you to talk to me?
And,
and she told me,
she said,
I'm going to be doing a softball person.
That was the...
So I need to practice.
That's what she said.
When she saw,
she never met Steph yet, right?
So Steph comes up and,
and Steph was doing the VR.
And I opened the door to my daughter was knocking.
And she goes,
I want to tell her I'm playing softball.
I go, I'm pretty sure she knows.
Yeah.
I'll talk to her after.
I played softball for a little.
Oh, did you?
Okay.
Yeah.
I loved it.
Yeah.
So, but anyway, so yeah, House of M, all that stuff.
I think that they're doing right.
It's, they're really, the series.
the series have been great so far
I mean you look at Loki
um
uh
Wada Vision and
Falcon Winter Soldier
three shows in the same year
mind you
and they're all crushing
and they're all doing very well
so you know Marvel Marvel's still doing their thing
on their streak for sure and Batman's going down
on Catwoman yeah yeah you know
well that's what we talk that's why he wins
Batman wins
yeah Batman wins he is Cat women
why would they want to take that away from us
it's that
You know, do you know, though?
Just to circle it back to the big thing.
Yeah, we do circle back, though.
Do you know that if they would have left that scene,
everyone would have been talking about that.
Everyone would have been talking about that.
Everyone would have been talking about that.
Because it's hard to explain to people who don't watch animation
that Harley Quinn is for adults.
It's like a, it's an adult swim type show.
It's like Spawn.
Remember Spawn back on HBO?
Oh, yeah.
So good.
Yeah.
But yeah, because when I heard this, I was like, wait a second.
This isn't like a Saturday morning cartoon about a Batman thing.
So it's already rough to begin with.
There's sex in it a lot.
That's what I, yeah, that's what I heard.
And then, and of course, then people bring up, well, yeah, but extreme violence is perfectly fine.
Nobody cares about that.
We're so uptight.
Yeah, it's like the sex things are.
Oh, no.
And well, it's also because it's Batman.
Yeah.
And so we can't have Batman doing that.
That's like.
One of the most, like, morally ambiguous, I would argue of the heroes.
Yeah.
Well, especially absolutely.
He's, I mean, he's a bit out of his mind, right?
Yeah.
And he's like, and he's like, got them.
It's like, and the guy's just like, hold on a second.
He wakes up from his comic book sleep.
He's like, I've been hanging out with a kid and an old man forever.
I do a couple dances here and there.
This fucking guy finally has me eating pussy.
And you say I can't do that because I can't sell fucking toys.
Do you know how many toys we're going to sell in the penthouse stores and everyone?
This is going to be bat rangs going on people's ass pipes.
Like it's going to be so let me.
Selina is ready.
Yeah.
They're missing out on all of the different bat toys that they could be still.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So it's like, no, we can't, we can't do that.
It's like this age is gone.
It's like I understand like if Superman was going down on Lois, like, you know,
then he's more the Boy Scout.
So it's like I still understand they were like, hey, you can't have Superman doing that.
because the heroes don't do it.
It's just because it's an image thing, right?
Batman, Batman looks like that's exactly what he would be.
Deadpool.
Yeah.
We've seen what he did in the movie.
Like he was the one guy.
I think he was getting pegged by his girlfriend.
Yeah.
That man, well, Bruce would show up with multiple women on his arms of movies.
Yeah.
What do you think he was doing with them?
Yeah.
Getting them like, you know, Doritos and treats.
They were having pro yo.
Yeah.
Nice whole virginity talk is what they were doing.
What the hell happened to Pinkberry, by the way?
Oh, that's a little bit of thing?
God, was that on the first thing?
Yeah, you didn't research it.
No, it should be.
What about Pink Dot?
You're not investing in...
Do you remember Pink Dot?
No.
Oh, she's probably like six.
Pink Dot was before, you know,
like Postmates and stuff like that, and it was a delivery service.
My dad came to visit me one time, like,
this is the greatest fucking thing ever, man.
You can order beer and like bananas and like a pizza.
Pink Dot probably shut down with all the apps.
Yeah.
Probably the second because Pink Dot was massive.
Yeah.
And Pink Dot, like, it's right, it used to be right now that,
next to the comedy store too.
Remember they had like that's where I parked.
It was a secret spot I had where you could park behind the pink dot.
Wow.
Yeah.
I honestly thought you were talking about a strip club.
Which also sounds very much like a show.
We call them things like Jumbo's clown room.
That's right.
Just to throw people off.
That's right.
Come on down a stinkie.
No, I don't call it that.
Trust me.
No.
The body shop was across the street.
The body shop.
That's what it should be called.
Yeah.
That was a real straight path.
Just taking the part of the body shop life, no worries.
Yeah.
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Do you guys, are you going to see Fast 9?
I actually got to see it already.
Oh, you saw it.
Yeah.
Give me a review, girl.
Oh my gosh.
It is the greatest viewing experience.
Is it fun?
You saw it in the theater?
Yes.
I will tell you that in a room full of critics, everyone, whether this was intended or not,
was laughing their ass off the entire time.
It's like a comedy.
It's a straight-up comedy.
And if you're ready for that, then you'll know it's, it is the shit.
I saw it with Roxanne Doreena.
We all were like, that was the best movie ever, right?
Oh, wow.
That's how it felt.
Okay, it was a lot of fun.
So what's this one about if you can try to.
try to put it into words.
Like cars and shit?
Yeah, so there's these cars that drive really fast.
Right.
And family.
And family.
And family.
There's family and cars.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's pretty much,
you know,
it's funny.
I didn't see the movie,
and this is what I could guess.
Okay,
yeah,
Pitchie.
All right,
so here's one is.
Dom has been off the grid for a little bit.
Oh.
And now he's settled within,
with Lettie,
and they have a kid.
And something happens.
Something bad.
But then he shows up.
It's John Sina,
his brother.
His brother,
shows up. So now he's got to get the crew back.
He's got to get his family back because his brother's doing some stuff.
And Charlie Steyer-on shows back up and she's doing some stuff.
And then there's a lot of driving and racing and some crazy stuff.
They go to space at one point.
There's zipping and zooming and then they follow Nicole came around with a one shot for the whole time.
And then would you believe it, Grace Kelly shows up at the end.
It's fucking amazing.
Christian, I'm not calling you a psychic, but pretty close.
It sounds pretty
Pretty on points
That everything is going
I miss the boat on this whole thing
I remember my brother watching the first one on VHS
And would rewind a specific
Go come here watch this
And he'd play a scene
And then he rewinded again
And played no watch this again
And that's all I've seen of it is bits and pieces
Of the Fast and the Fears
I have never seen another one
You've never seen a full movie?
No no
And I don't know
If I could
If I went right now
would I become a fan
because I know what at this point
people that are fans of it
is because of the quirkiness
it's not like they think
they're great movies or anything
it's changed up it's changed up
and I know stuff's got to go in a second here too
so it's but it's changed up
the first movie
essentially is a point break
spin a remake
rip off whatever the first one
is exact it's point break but with cars
and then
from the first until like
the third it stays in
that genre. In the fourth, they start to test the boundaries a little bit more with action,
like pure action movie. And then the fifth one just, we're going, we're going off the rock,
right? There's like safes being dragged with cars. But the fifth one, I still think is one of the
best ones. But as each movie goes on, it turns more and more into like a superhero comic book
movie, where each thing is just more ridiculous than the next. And I remember, I think it was,
I can't remember it was six or seven, whatever the one Ronda Rousey was in, right? They,
They have her fighting, I think it's Michelle Rodriguez,
and she's fighting, and they're kicking each other back and forth in the head.
And then they get into this car and they go into this building
and they jump from one building into the next building with the car.
And there's this cartoon series that said,
if Fast and Furious was real.
And they show the scene with Ronda Rousey and, come on, let's fight.
And Ronda Rousey kicks her and hits her head, breaks her neck and falls, right?
And then they go, all right, let's get in the car.
Let's do it.
Let's drive.
And they drive out of the building and the car just goes,
it just blows up.
Essentially, that's the entire, yeah, that's what it is.
That's why you have to love it because they're so self-aware.
I think they had a meeting.
They're like, how do we keep this going until Fast 25?
We make it so no one can die.
Yeah.
And cars can fly.
I think that's what's going to happen because they have that.
That's the big movie that came out this past weekend, right?
And then there's Luca, which also came out.
But yeah, I got to see it.
I heard it's actually really good.
It's good.
Yeah, can I have your review?
you.
So I did talk about it with Ellis on Friday.
Oh, then forget it.
Then forget it.
But it's a really,
it's a good Pixar movie.
It,
it definitely is more so for,
I think,
the kids more than...
Soul.
Yeah, Soul has,
I think Soul and these other movies,
like they have,
Ellis and I joked about it
where there seems to be a meeting
that normally the Disney people have
or animation is like,
all right, everything.
Oh,
When do we kill the mother?
Oh, yeah.
Where's the, all right, now this, yeah, yeah, but we got to show that life ain't perfect.
These kids are going to be, yeah, show me some sadness.
Get them, get them really, kill the father.
Let the mother get eaten by like a big shark and then it's only him and the other one left.
All right, go.
The long-term wife, dead.
Dead, yeah, but this one was more, and I felt like I was watching like bubble guppies or something, you know, like with on Nicolio.
It was way more innocent and pure.
There's nothing wrong.
I actually enjoyed watching.
It's just not as complex maybe as the other ones.
It's not as deep as the other ones,
but it's still, it's a sweet movie.
It's a sweet movie, yeah, for sure.
And it definitely doesn't have the amount of,
I think, like, clever laughs as, like, other Pixar movies do.
Like, you know, where you like,
I think what really stands Pixar out sometimes
is when you're watching the movie and you're watching it.
Well, if you're watching with a kid, right,
there's a joke that they don't get that you find it
really funny.
And the other jokes are for them,
but there's one for you and from,
this one's more for just for them.
Okay.
If that makes sense.
There is a,
there is a craft to doing both of them perfectly
where you're not getting the parent bored
with the child there and not making the child be bored
because everything's going over their head.
Yep.
But yeah,
this one wasn't something that I thought my kids,
I would go like,
oh yeah,
let's what,
because it did seem from the trailers.
Like it was more.
I feel like Lydia would like it more.
I don't think,
I don't think a 15 year old is going to be.
No.
No.
Not after he's played Last of Us.
No.
Tell us about that.
That is the most fucking graphic.
Like, I watched him play one and two.
Right.
And first of all, like, there's like, the beginnings and endings of, like, sex scenes in this thing.
You know, and I said, I go, so wait a second.
How much sex have you watched in this thing or whatever?
He goes, oh, I'm not really interested in that.
It's mostly, like, the violence and zombie killing.
I'm like, I don't know which one I'm working.
about more.
I'm not sure about that, but he finished the second one.
It was just like sitting on his bed.
And he was like, yeah, this is heavy, man.
He goes, I don't know if you're going to be able to handle this because I've started the first one.
Yeah.
I've started the, why do you all have adult children?
Yeah.
And he just was, he was like taking it all in.
That was a tough storyline.
And I'm like, you know they're going to make a movie.
He goes, who.
I know how they're going to do that.
Oh, it's a series?
Oh, well, then that makes more sense.
Because he's like how, he goes, there's a lot of.
storylines in that so they can't make a movie.
Yeah, no, it's HBO. It's a series.
Oh, okay. Isn't it?
Yeah, I think it's a series. But the thing
that people don't know how they're going to do is because with the game,
it's your, the character,
and part of that is the emotional
journey you're on with the character. So
they don't know if like they can find a way
for viewers to be as invested in that story.
That's right. Yeah, so I mean, so... Maybe your son can
answer that. I didn't know that I would be watching
a video game and see
like my first lesbian sex scene
with my son. That was one thing.
and then another sex scene.
Wow.
Like, yeah, it was just like...
I was like, wow, okay.
But it was just like them starting to kiss
and then post laying there, you know,
in their dystopian underwear.
It wasn't like very racy or anything.
Like tank top and so I was just...
But it was kind of like it was the first time
in even a movie or anything.
I'm like, okay, well, this was in a video game.
And then he goes to blowing zombies heads off
or whatever they're called.
It's kind of good that they gave you the end of it
and this is how you're easy.
Because you're bound to have a sex scene pop up
When you're watching something with him
Yeah, and I didn't know it was gonna be in a video game
But you know, it was it was he was very it he again he was just like wow
It's heavy stuff man
I love that he had like a joint with him
Yeah I was like he's just sitting there and he goes I don't know if you're gonna be able to handle his emotional roller coaster bro
Yeah
Did he really say that? I'm like playing it I've started it and I'm a new
Yeah and I get yelled at from you put the wrong button God you know
but at least we're bonding.
We found a new way to.
I know you were worried about that.
Has that been the thing?
That's the redirect.
Okay, okay.
And I think bowling is going to be.
I got him summer passes to play with his friends,
but I don't think they're going to want to go as much as him.
And I said, well, if I got a pass, would you go bowling with me?
He goes, oh, yeah, totally.
So he's into bowling for some reason.
I'm like, let's do it.
That's going to be our father son thing, bowling.
Does the bowling alley have an arcade too?
Yeah.
That's a good duo.
Oh, don't get me started on that.
On what?
The passes, they were supposed to get $5 credit every time they go.
Not at that location.
Oh, my.
It's the bowling alley near our house.
Okay.
But it's a, it's a, uh, Bolero is the name of the company.
At this specific one, they don't offer that deal.
And, uh, my wife was like, I'm going to write a strongly worded email because that was part of,
there was, where was the fine print on that?
Yeah.
We're all pissed about it.
I could totally see.
Maybe, too.
That's like a Groupon deal where, like, don't count in 20 locations.
Does Lonnie ever yell?
Um, like, see her as a yeller.
Like, yell, yell, but she could raise her voice.
Not in a...
Because even when you're saying that, she's like, I'm going to write a letter.
Yeah.
That was us being just stupid saying that.
I know, I know.
You better pen that thing and really use some expletives while you're at it, you know.
Absolutely right.
Do you need to skedaddle?
Yeah, I'm going to sked-a-skid-ed-a-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed.
Skeety Addle.
All right.
So look, this is...
Now you're cooking with gas.
You're cooking with gas.
Welcome to two old guys using old terminology.
You got a skidaddle?
Yeah, skid annal.
Well, look...
Tools for now.
This is already within a week.
It's Steph Sabra.
She has been on Sith Council in studio.
She has been on the big thing in studio.
She's been back on Sith Council this Friday in studio.
So please make sure you check out Steph on Twitter.
Check out the World Girls.
Do all that.
And Brett and I will wrap up this little show here.
But Steph,
Thank you.
And, yeah, we'll see you very, very soon.
Yes.
Another VR.
Oh, my.
Yeah, we'll get video footage next time.
I'll probably eat shit.
If you get me a jumping one.
Oh, yeah, there she is.
If I ever have a dating profile, that's the image.
You can't love me at my worst.
He'll locked in you are.
Yeah.
I'm a competitor.
I know.
It's true.
My favorite part about it, though, when she was doing, I had her do some of the program
that I was doing.
And you're supposed to, like, do these big long arm movements.
Yeah.
Like, you're supposed to, like, you're stretching out your chest.
She's like, you set me up for failure.
There was no workout beforehand, too.
Like, when I did it, you know, for the first time I did it,
they tell you the motions and how to do it.
I just said push play.
Yeah, always in the push play.
I didn't know it was going to be a workout scene.
So I'm over here like, you're just doing the stupidest motions ever.
And then he's like, you're supposed to be squatting.
Like, what?
You asked as far as like what?
I said, don't me.
He said, squatting out for me, way?
That's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
Listen, there was triangles.
I said, what do I do with the triangles?
He goes, those are supposed to be for squat.
Right.
As opposed to.
Yeah, yeah, come in.
No, where are you?
Don't worry about where I have.
Squat.
Squat.
He told me to squat 20 times before I entered the studio.
Without the VR.
It was very strange.
It's really, really weird.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Well, I'll see you all soon.
See you soon.
Thank you.
Get Addle.
Get at all.
Oh, look, that's the goofball shot.
That's not what we want.
Oh, hey, well, that works.
It works, too.
We'll just do it.
This would transition.
We're going to keep you with you.
Yeah, we're going to keep it.
And it's just going to be me the rest of the time.
I got you.
That's no shot.
I'm trying to figure all this stuff out, but I figured it out one way or the other.
And now, as we say goodbye to Steph Sabraaw.
You and I will wrap this up, my friend.
We'll talk a couple more things and then we'll maneuver.
I'm really liking doing it like this, though.
You enjoy being back in studio?
Oh, yeah.
You like it?
I mean, because you've been doing both.
going back.
It's convenient because it's your house,
but it's,
you feel,
I mean,
you'd be honest,
you get a better conversation out of.
Yeah,
you can,
you can,
it's,
it's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's,
there's the times
where you're like,
oh, that joke didn't hit
because,
you're not there.
I couldn't see somebody,
but looking in people's eyes
and be able to do that.
Is there a delay,
you know,
on the other side of a bit as opposed,
and,
and it's just real conversation,
just sitting there,
have a conversation,
talking people and we're happy that you guys have been responding to it.
Very happy that you guys have been responding to it.
It has been humbling.
It is, it's good.
It really, it's still the risk.
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Not yet.
I didn't for my last trip, but I, it was so dumb because I had talked about it so much.
Yeah.
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I'm like, oh, yeah, I should have signed up for this.
I had a code and everything.
But I saw that people were using it, and it definitely, you know, speeds things up.
And it's, yeah, it's, they were at, it was at every airport I went to.
It was smart.
Yeah, it's a smart thing.
It was real smart.
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You see what happens to you.
Anyway, so what else is going on?
I think that we have, so there are some other news that I had seen.
Are you in Lonnie and you're going to be checking out anything movie-wise that's coming up?
I, there's some, like streaming-wise will probably be our movie experience.
Not going.
Actually, my daughter is going to a birthday party.
Do you see in the Heights tonight?
Oh, yeah?
At the Grove with some,
they rented out the theater,
and they're going to go see that with a bunch of friends or whatever.
So I thought that was super cool.
And I told Alex that, you know,
my daughters helped support the film.
He loves so much.
He loves the movie.
He wants people to see it in theater.
But, yeah, I mean, I think, you know,
we're happy with staying home and streaming.
I'd like to support.
I want to keep theaters alive, but it's not an experience.
I know.
But that's, dude, that's also a younger person thing.
Right?
Like I saw a bunch of people,
Cabrera and Alex and a bunch of people tweeting out like,
oh,
I thought this is an HBO Max plane was such a great idea,
but now I'm kind of having second thoughts.
I'm not.
Yeah.
Because I got kids and a wife.
I can't get out to the theater that much.
I got a nice,
I got a TV big enough that I can say,
you know what?
My wife and I were going to sit back.
I can pause it.
Yeah,
I can watch.
I can take a piss.
I can take two days to watch it if I have to.
And I could watch this movie and I signed up to do that.
And I get to see.
And Disney,
Plus, I can see these movies that I want to see,
and I can do all these things.
I could say, you know, if I want to go to the theater, I can.
But I also love the idea of being,
I think that what I hope we get to is that all studios will do this,
basically the thing that Disney Plus is doing, right?
And that's put it on a streaming service,
premium gets it for, you know, 20, 30 bucks or whatever it is,
and you can stay home and you can watch it.
What I like about the Disney Plus thing, I think that people, remember people had the big problem with Milan when it came out about doing it that way.
Because I don't think just Milan wasn't really received as a really great movie because when they put out Luca, they put out Soul.
They put out these other movies that, and what was the other one that they just did?
And they're 30?
I think it might be less.
Less.
Because that was for me, like 30 seemed like a weird prize point.
Like, because I don't know.
It just mentally like a 20.
throw me a $20, but $30 just will spend, and again,
for what you get, like, going to the theater with four, you know,
people, you're going to spend $100.
But, like, yeah, it's like, it's just seemed like a lot at the time,
but when I really broke it down, it's not as much.
It's just a matter of, I think, people that that,
and they weren't used to it yet.
The thing that I liked about it that is different for when you buy a movie on Amazon Prime,
when it's whatever, it might be $15.
Yeah.
you lose it after two days.
Like if you have Disney Plus, you have part of it,
and it stays on your...
As long as you...
It stays until that movie becomes available for everybody else.
But you have access to it.
I like that.
You're unlocking it early.
Ryan and the Last Dragon was the one that I went up...
I mean, I had a screener for it,
but I wound up getting it because the problem of the screeners,
it has your name on it.
I want to see the whole thing.
I bought Ryan. I bought Ryan, and I was like,
okay, now it's on the thing.
My daughter loved it.
She watched it like two or three times.
before the movie even kind of came out to everybody else.
Well, not until it came out to everyone else,
but until it was available on Disney Plus.
Is it available on Disney Plus now?
That I don't know.
Yeah.
There's so many things that we're in trying to catch up mode.
The thing that I, the concern is and like,
and you know more about this than I do is the box office.
Right.
You know, like how is it doing at the box office?
And I think there needs to be some sort of a hybrid thing.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah.
You know, where that counts, those home views count towards the box office for the weekend.
That's true.
They should start.
I think that it's, the pandemic is going to shift things up in regards to how you measure success.
Because you can't, you can't do it the way they used to with the days of like these big.
And I still think we're going to get the massive $100 billion openings in those things.
I think that you will.
And I still think, I actually think you'll add to it by doing the plan.
plan.
I hope HBO Max does not go away from this plan next year because everyone thinks that they
probably could go away from it because they only did it because they still didn't know
what was to come this year.
Stick to the plan.
Keep doing it that way because your subscriptions, I'm sure, we're going through the roof.
HBO Max, which I don't know what we talk about enough of you guys talked about on SCN
live, is a great app.
Oh, yeah.
It is real.
There's so many options, whether it's new material.
whether it's the streaming movies that come out or like their library of movies.
I mean, for me, it's it's tailored me because all I talk about is 80s movies.
It's every single 80s movie that I've ever wanted.
Every time I look for a movie, I'm like, oh, where's that?
HBO Max, HBO Max.
So HBO Max is doing it right.
And I don't know if a lot of people would have gotten that introduction to them,
had they not done this thing of conjuring moral combat.
I mean, I think Dune they're not doing that with now, right?
Didn't they change it?
Yeah, and I don't know.
I mean, Dune,
Dune is definitely something I,
if I get a chance,
I would like to see in a theater.
That's definitely something.
I don't have,
you know,
that's,
that has to be seen.
But that's the point.
That's the point is that I don't think that feeling
is ever going to go away from people.
I think that there's still going to be movies
that you want to see in the theater.
But I also think there's other movies that are on the streaming service
that you probably would never see in the theater,
but because it's on HBO Max,
you'd watch it.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
So whether or not,
Like, in the heights, I mean, listen, I love musicals and stuff like that.
That's not the one you're choosing to go see in the theater, but you'll watch it with your daughter on, right.
And that's why I think that there's these purists that are like, oh, man, if you put them on the streaming thing, then, you know, and the other argument is like, yeah, but you can just wait for it to come out.
Yeah, but you'll have more buzz people talking about it.
And that's where the measure of success of, was it a failure because of box office, or the question is, how many people watch that on HBO Max?
Yeah. And it's not a matter of like, we're in this old school way of thinking of like, well, the box office did this.
Well, was it a success with HBO Max? That's where you start to look at. Like, what did Mortal Kombat do? What did all these things do? Like, how many subscriptions? And these answers might have been out there already. They might have been talking about it. I have no idea, but I haven't been paying it. Somebody's got to be working on it.
Well, I just don't know if anybody's talked about on these shows. I don't, I'm not into that type of conversation as much as I used to when I was like,
on AMC or Collider, but like I would be very curious.
And if you're in the comments, say you're watching the show or listening to show,
if you've heard anything about the measure of success, start the conversation inside of this show.
This is this is one of the things that I definitely wanted to start doing in the big thing is anything that we've talked about here today.
Comment, let us know what you think.
And we'll be around to have those conversations because I'm answering as many questions as possible.
I know that was the concern within the heights is that it had a not so,
great opening weekend.
And then, but I'm like, are they counting the people that watched it at home?
Because that's got to be counted in there.
It is.
And I think that that's what a lot of people said online.
That's what I saw Andre Schaerber.
He's like, yeah, maybe, you know, that kind of hurt in the Heights.
And it's like, but did it hurt it?
I mean, again, because when you measure it, looking at it like the success of the box office is a success
of the movie, as opposed to what you're saying,
was, yeah, but how many people watched on HBO Max?
That's the whole point.
The point is we put it on there for a reason.
We're not out.
Yeah, a lot of theaters are fully open.
It doesn't mean that everybody's super comfortable going back to theater.
It's like, yeah, there are bigger openings happening.
I think Corella did okay and Fast 9, I think, or whatever.
But it's, they didn't have the numbers that they had before.
It's like the numbers, if you even notice what they're measuring success at right now for theaters,
significantly less because we're still not.
of full capacity and we're still not doing all these things that we did.
It's going to take a while.
And there are people that probably won't even, like you said, the televisions have gotten,
when you go to Costco, you've got an 80 inch flat screen that costs hardly anything.
Same as something that I got, you know, for a tube Sony.
Back in the day for $1,000.
But that's what I'm talking about because I don't, I've been offered to, I passed off, I passed
down a fast nine screening.
I passed down a hitman's wife's bodyguard screening.
I pass down every Disney screening.
I don't want to go back to the movies yet.
I have no interest in going to the theater yet
because I am one of these people that the theater purists
are going to be mad at.
I like watching all these movies at home.
I enjoy watching it at home.
I enjoy being able to just kind of chill out,
chill out on my couch and watching it.
And, you know, like Black Widow, by the way.
Black Widow, there was a screening that came in.
And is that a movie that's probably going to be great in the theater?
Yeah.
But I, dude, the screening came in.
They asked, what do you want to do?
Do you have an option?
Do you want to see it in the theater?
Here's, here's that.
Or do you want to go, do you want to watch the link?
I'm going to watch it in my office.
Now, did you think, you know, 10, 15 years ago that you would be saying, like, that you
would be at this point?
No.
Because, yeah, you definitely were.
I mean, that's why you did this whole thing.
You were about going to movies and I was also in my 20s.
Yeah.
And like, so people, if you look at people that are really making the big push.
You can hold your piss long.
Look at the second.
Absolutely.
I don't have to piss in a bottle.
But you look at RB3, you know, Chance, Ellison, Andres.
They're only 20s and the early 30s.
And it's like that, of course.
Like that's, that's the thing.
But when you get, when you get older and you're like, you've got to equate for everybody.
And that's why I think there's going to be a thing where it, it all mixes together.
And you've got to, you get the metrics have to, you cannot look at the metrics the way you did pre-pandemic.
You just can't look at it.
The same measure of success.
But I don't think like, whatever.
This is the end of theaters.
No.
Never.
I did, though.
At one point, I did think that, you know,
theaters were going to be this kind of a hero there thing,
but I think they bounce back with the money that they got and all that.
But I think that it's going to be dramatically different.
I think for studios, they would be smart to either release movies at the same exact time
the way that HBO Max is doing or put it on your streaming service
after like three weeks a month tops.
Don't wait three or four months anymore to put it on your.
streaming service. Put it on like a month later and people still keep talking about it.
Like there's normally with box office, you've got like a month, unless it's like a really
popular movie, but you've got like a month to where the box office can be.
Okay, we made X amount on that first. We did it. Had a pretty solid second week.
Third week's pretty good. And then he starts to kind of taper off. When it starts to taper off,
put it on the streaming service. Yeah. So that's, that's it.
Not the old people watch.
Not the old peeps. Okay, look. It's another episode of the big thing. This one was myself,
Brett Sheridan, Steph's a Bra.
Thank you guys for joining us here today.
Good to finally made you, Steph.
Yeah, she had a good time, right?
Where is she?
Before we go.
There you go.
Thank you, Steph.
First, from a distance, it looks like she had like one of those newsy hats on over.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What does she do?
Just taking a weird picture.
It's really funny.
So that's it.
That's, that's Steph.
That's us.
That's you.
That's the big thing.
Make sure that you guys head on over once again to the podcast feed.
help us out. Thank you guys so very much for joining us on this show. I'm glad that you enjoyed it. I'm glad that you had a good time. I'm having a good time doing this show. Me and Brett Sheridan, Mark Ellis, Steph Sabraaw. It's, I don't know. It's like a new era, Brett, and I'm pretty excited that we've been doing it, and I'm excited that you're here. I'm excited that everybody's here. Thank you guys so much.
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