The Kristian Harloff Show - Disney+ Passes 100 Mil Subscribers - SEN LIVE #339

Episode Date: March 10, 2021

On today's show, Kate Mulligan hosts SEN Ladies Takeover Week and is joined by Bonnie Somerville, Roxy Striar, Steph Sabraw, and Sabrina Ramirez to talk about Spielberg sets new semi-autobiographical film, First look at Gucci, Robert Langdon series goes straight to Peacock, "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" film in the works? Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The birthday of a Steph the straw. So bra, it's a birthday. It's a birthday. Welcome to Steph's birthday show. What's up, SEM live community. I'm joking on granola. Could have gone better, guys.

It is Steph Sabra's birthday show. We're not going to have to ask for money today because you're just going to come pouring in because you love her so much and you want to wish her happy birthday. Morning me today are, of course, Steph, Sabraud. Steph, how are you happy birthday? You guys, I'm with all my favorite Pouss.

Are you kidding me? All my birthday? Let's fucking go. I'm ready to party. Go. And next to her, at least on my screen, is Bonnie Somerville. Bonnie, how are you doing, Bonnie? We're so happy to have you back.

Happy to be back. I'm sorry I missed it. I had a little stomach issues, but I'm so happy to be back, ladies. And those are. Those are getting worked out. You are okay? I'm fine.

It's just I'm going to have to have a little procedure, but it's nothing big. Getting old is awesome. So send in some love for Bonnie, too, guys. Maybe I'll save him. Bonnie's here on my birthday is a blessing in us. She made it today. If it's gallstones, maybe I'll save a couple and put them in a jar and put them in a fridge studio.

Oh. And we'll have like the FN ladies' gallstones. we can put it with my placenta tincture. Your best. Yeah. Also, you're a vision today, Bonnie. Actually, all of these ladies are vision. And Roxy Stryor, even though first is the worst, second is the best.

Third is the one with the hairy chest. It's not even true. Third is the one who we love the best. There you go. Kate, I now know your, are you okay face? because thank you for just asking Bonnie that and I is so incredible what you do to morph your face when you want to know if somebody's a are you okay are you okay are you enjoying us now she's she goes back to Midwest oh my god is introducing me Sabrina

Yeah. Thanks, Sabrina. And the hair is here. I have a hairy chest and I don't even get my hand. Look at her. We got the full crew today. Oh my gosh. We got the full crew today.

Sabrina, every time I see you, I want to give you a squeeze. Please do. You have like the most beautiful lips. Look at those lips. I know. Yeah.

Did you guys see what she fucking posted yesterday? Yeah, I was crazy. Oh, my. You guys don't have a guess like that right now. She posted the selfie. She posted the selfie. It's like the one where you're scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.

You're like, stop. Wait a minute. Let me add some comments to it. Like, it was unbelievable. I got to pull it up on screen, Ryan, if you could. I was concerned because I wrote my comment and then I was like, I hope this reads the way I intended, which I just wrote, is this real life? Because I'm like, it's just fantasy, baby.

I got to go, I got to go look at that post. Oh, my God. Beautiful. Whoa. It's whoa. Well, this is a warm welcome. Listen, I love women. This is what happens when women are together.

This is what happens on. The staff's birthday. Everybody goes down and go up. Mm-hmm. That's right. By the way, Bonnie, we missed you the past couple of days. I mean, the funds went down, you know, and I don't know if it was because we're missing you.

I don't know if it was too many Vs in one place. You know what I mean? So I'm so happy you're back. I bring the fun. You. Oh, fun. Funs. Funs.

Bonnie puts the fun and funds. Yeah, Bonnie put the fun and funds. And Roxy, for the record, is still doing the bit where she pretends to talk to her Dave off screen. Honey. Honey. Oh. No, no. He's not a morning person.

He's not a morning person. He's, whoa. Thanks, mama. I'll take it. I tried because I knew it was Steph's birthday and I was like, somehow, some way some video is going to get clipped out. I should put makeup on. I know. I'm learning this.

I did a middle part for the Gen Zs. Oh, her nails. Yeah, her press on her unreal. Nails, sweater, makeup, middle part. Yeah. Word. You are giving RJ a good name. Matthew usually donated $20.

This is absolute madness. You all did not have to go this hard. You all look incredible. At this hour of the morning, incredible. I usually say no. simping but today today we simps schmeville we snips i agree but we did have to go this hard that's the thing about women like we we might not need to but we do go that hard always yeah it's just the way we do what so one thing i want to know staff before we get to our first story because the first story for me

is that it's your birthday so first by the way did you know your birthday's mario day i just found this so it's mario day because march m-a-r-t 10 is marr Mario. So straight up your, you share your Mario Day. I mean, say it ain't so I'm in good company. You're in good company. Wait, is that right, Alex? I just heard you say something. Yeah, that's my dad's name, Mario. It's his day today. It's his day today. Also, for those of you have Nintendo's birthday today. I don't know. Alex, picking his slots to chime in is like my favorite thing. Like, that was the one that got through. He was like, everybody must know.

Mario is also my father's name. Mario. Happy is me, Mario. A good dad name. In addition to it being Mario Day, it is also your birthday staff. What are your plans for today? This is our number one top news story. We need to know.

Well, thank you for asking Kate. It's really serious today. And I'm so glad that I get to tell. I love all you ladies. You are all absolutely beautiful. a very happy birthday to Steph. We're also smart. Smart,

talented, kind. Eyes up, buddy. Eyes up. All right. My eyes are here. Yeah, I have eight cups, but my eyes are here, okay? My eyes are here. What am I doing today? Well, first of all, I get to be with y'all.

So that's a great chunk of my morning. And then I'm doing some work in the day. And then the Whirl Girls are giving my birthday a world. Dorena and Roxy have playing. planned a special night of events that will get crazy. It's going to be unbelievable. And you can join us on the inner webs. Yeah, we are going to, this is the truth.

Some of it she's going to adore and be so happy and it will be like present-y and sweet. And some of it is going to be torture for her because on your birthday, like you should be torture. What do you say, Bon? Are you going outside in the world? No, no, no. No, we're going. The three of us have been working good at the whole time. So we have been constantly testing and seeing each other.

So it's just going to be the three of us here. Doggan donated $20. Hello ladies You all look stunning today and every day Happy birthday to the amazing Steph Let's fucking party Oh Let's party

We can pull out the shots if we needed to For 100 Yeah She said for a hundred You just want to just get No no A full hundred donation Oh somebody

I was like Steph thirsty guys stuff thursday a hundred in compliments maybe we have to wait until we hit 500 and then something like yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes yes all right i'm just getting excited no listen it's your birthday you don't need an excuse yeah you're you tell us right now what your what your what your money goals are for us today stuff you tell us because you're the one that's bringing in the do the do do I think we can make a thousand today I think Curtis for Sini Maniac donated 20.

Because Bonnie, we've been struggling. Happy birthday to my soulmate of Earth 28, the lovely and beautiful Steph Sabroar. Oh, yes. Thank you. Yeah. That was your soulmate, Steph. Wow, where are you? Because I haven't seen you.

It's like Roxy's man. I keep calling and there's no one. Soulmate, honey? Dave, Dave. Bonnie, don't do that because yours will actually come. You're actually, chill up. Are you saying mine won't? No, yours is right there.

I see him over your shoulder. Whoa. No, she didn't mean it. She didn't mean it. No, honey, she didn't mean it. No, it's okay. It wasn't about it. Go low, girls, we could get up past 1,000.

I was just not here a couple of days. That's all. Let's go. Come on. That's true. That's true. I love your optimism. And let's tell you what, we're going to start with that thousand gold.

Once we smash it, we'll go higher. But so, Steph, what happens at 1,000? Kate, the pressure that you're giving on me. I'll figure it out. I'm a figure it out. I'm not figure it up. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure it out. Oh, wow.

We're definitely not going to hit it. I mean, drippy badge still hasn't performed this week. So I would say we can throw that back in the mix. But also, what were some other things people wanted to see? Oh, you know what? They wanted to see a fashion off. They wanted to see a runway walk. So maybe we do a runway walk.

for staff's birthday. You guys have really underestimated. What are in boxers, so I'm going to be prepared. Oh, wow. Yes. I am in solo. I mean, guys, you guys, we'll remember what those are. No?

No. The Cops? Nobody remembers. No. Oh, my gosh. East Coast thing. Yeah, you remember solos? What?

Hello? Who doesn't? Solo me? Apparently. No, no, no, no. Not the cups. The pants. You know, like, do you guys remember hard?

Oh, yes. For solos. They were like these, they're like flare leggings, like leggings. Like leggings have flare. Oh. They mold over. Wait, actually back in. I remember gauchos?

Yes, gouchos for sure. Yeah, no, these are not that. These are solos. It's a brand. I'm so much older than you guys. Does anyone remember Z. Cavarichies? Because that's obviously. Bonnie.

Bonnie, girl. What's, wait. I don't even try me. I want to learn what's the Zcath Ricci. Decaveris. Zeecavricis were the pants that were super, super tight. Like the 90s here, there was like, they were super, super tight with a zip.

And then they parachuted out, almost like MC Hammer. A little bit of X hammer. Like a harem pants. That works for my body type best. Can we bring those back? I like a, I have. Skinny waist.

And then I don't have booty, so I need to look like I do. Yeah, like a little. little flare out at the hips. It will do all of us some good. Yeah. I do like just your body. Stuff's just body is bad. Body, which is insane. Yeah. Body, body, body, body, body. Alex, I know we have some stories to get to today. I mean, obviously, we have the most important one, which is Steph Sabra's birthday. Where are your birthday wishes? Thank you for those who sent them in already. But Alex, what do we have? What do we have to talk about?

Yeah, for our main story, we got Disney CEO Bob Chapic, revealing that Disney Plus has reached 100 million subscribers worldwide. Chapic also said that the service is the company's top priority now with a set target of 100 plus new titles per year across Disney Animation, live action, Marvel, Star Wars, and National Geographic? Kate, how often do you use Disney Plus and do you think Disney's numbers will continue to grow and overtake Netflix's 200 million subscriber count? I use it every single day. when you have kids, it's either Clone Wars for us or it's, I mean, there's not a day we don't watch Disney Plus. So it's been a lifeline for us. I think as long as there, and I know Disney Plus is not just for kids, like the Mandalorian shows that too.

I think I would imagine it keeps growing. I don't know because it's such specific. I know this is going to sound incorrect, but it's specific content in the sense that there's the Disney Library and then there's like the original stuff. I don't know if it's going to, it doesn't seem to have as many. There's not like murder dramas or like crime documentaries on Disney Plus right now. So I don't know that it gets bigger than Netflix ever, but it's obviously, I think it just keeps growing. Without the crime docs, you're losing how many millions of women without the murder. Truly. Truly. Did anyone see that SNL skit with the murder? Yes. Yes. That's me. That's me with that and the housewives.

Like when someone leaves the house, I'm like, yep. Yeah, Disney needs to get on some murder mystery. Yeah. You know, that's just one example of something that Disney doesn't have. But I just, I feel like it's, it's just narrower content. Not that there's not a lot of content on Disney Plus, but I think it is narrower than Netflix right now.

So I can't imagine it will overtake it. But I don't know. What else? Who else use Disney Plus a lot? Did you get, how do you get Disney Plus from anybody? or you bought it? Bought it. You have to buy it?

It's the most reasonable still, I believe. It's the most expensive. Travis Gilbert donated $20. A very happy birthday to Steph, all you intelligent ladies are doing great. For the audio listeners, they also look great. Bonnie, I hope your diarrhea gets under control soon. Oh. That's so sweet of you.

That is the most romantic thing I've heard. Seriously. The wet heart sound is brutal. Yeah, it's true. We were posed, oh, sorry, Bonnie, we were posed the question yesterday, constant patient or diarrhea. What would you, what would you like to have for the rest of your life? You can only have one.

I agree, dude. I'm like five pounds away from my goal weight at all time. I just find it very hard to leave. It's refreshing after it's done. It feels much. I mean, yes, yes, absolutely. that is one it's got to be clean it's got to be clean honestly none of us used that logic and that's unfortunate yeah i know i really came in in school that logic should have come up yeah sorry

sorry i'm speaking of which coffee helps you know i've never tried it in terms of Disney plus first of all going back to my original theory on life that nothing is real i don't understand this we know nothing is real i don't understand this we know nothing is real i I don't understand numbers anymore. So hearing that they had 100 million subscribers, I don't know, I don't know what Netflix has, I don't know what Hulu, I don't know in comparison. I'm like, that sounds like a lot,

but also I heard that you guys were going to overtake Netflix by 2022. So I think that Netflix probably has a lot more than that, but I guess I don't even, I don't know, because what the fuck's a number? So 100 million, congratulations. Disney Plus totally works for me. $20. Happy birthday to the wonderful Steph. Absolutely loving this lady's week-long take over.

You are all fabulous, intelligent, funny, and yes, stunning. Bright lights in a lately dark world. Have new jobs so can't watch live often as I like. Rock on ladies. Thank you. I'm going to tell you, Matt Link, that was the nicest message, but also you have done so much for the show. You have sort of immortalized us on the internet. and free of charge for you to do all those clipouts and to put it out on out there for us like we we

owe you a big thanks and I'm glad you have a new job I hope it's doing something with that editing skill of yours because you're incredible that was really good to you Matt way yeah not your why I put on makeup oh we've proved us in our best moments yeah putting them out on the internet yeah we love it but also I agree about um just kind of like the numbers because we always hear stuff like tossed around the last time i heard about like netflix subscriber count it was above 200 million so obviously they still have a long way to go and i believe disney plus isn't available in some countries still um so i feel like once they branch out with their star wars content marvel if you're into all of that they're going to get you because they have so much coming yep

but i feel like for a long time when they first launched it was just the mandolorean that was keeping them afloat it was like mandolarian and nostalgia now they're coming out with more things um so i feel like they're going to grow. Yeah. I think, and they said that they're going to come out, they're planning to do 100 shows a year or 100 new products that they're dropping a year. That's like, what, 12 a month, basically or something around there? Or eight, eight. But so I don't, with numbers, I don't know how they'll do that. It doesn't with all their properties and stories, but I think that Disney and Star Wars and Marvel have become classics. So people like me will have it because I need to have those in my,

we're talking about them all the time. When we're falling asleep, I fall asleep to Disney stuff sometimes. Like, it's that nostalgic vibe that I think everyone needs to have in their corner. And if they keep it at a reasonable price, and they pair it now with Hulu and ESPN Plus to other streaming services that people are obsessed with.

And now Hulu's kind of becoming, yeah, becoming like the premiere live television. They're getting like all the games. I know Prime and YouTube have that, but Hulu's like really forming their own in that sense. I do, I do see them. If they're taking those numbers too,

I see them surpassing Netflix. Well, something that's so interesting too is I, I'm always curious how they gather these numbers because they're probably saying 100 million unique subscribers, but that probably doesn't take into account who then cancels a subscription. So if somebody had a subscription that they've got just for the run of the Mandalorian and then canceled it,

I don't like, so I'm always curious. And I think Netflix does the same thing. So Alex, there's no information about how they gather the numbers. Is there? No, but I can look that up while you guys can. No, no, no. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just like, they love to inflate the numbers a little bit.

Like, whenever it's like, oh, this amount of people watched like the Queen's Gambit or this show or Bridgerton. And it's always just like the criteria is like if you watched it for like three minutes. Yeah. For like subscribers, it's kind of interesting to think about how they calculate that. And I'm sure Netflix calculates. I'm sure that it probably, it's still, it's like, listen, if everybody takes steroids, then the people that are better on steroids are still better.

Like, it's, so it, to me, if Netflix is, is jacking up their numbers, I'm sure Disney Plus is doing the same thing. So it's, it still means Netflix has more right now, but I'm always curious. Can I just go back to that analogy with Netflix, Disney Plus steroids, if everybody I've always said like listen if everybody on in baseball is on steroids then the people that are best on steroids are still the best do you know what I mean? Yeah. They're all inflating like how is Ginny and Georgia the number one show on Netflix? I don't believe that.

I think people clicked it for that scene. Have you guys seen this scene? No. No. Oh my God. Justice for jerk chicken. There's a scene where like some of. of the most horrific writing is done.

There's an half Asian character and a half black character. And they're just going in on each other, talking about each other's stereotypes. The half black girl says, I don't see you speaking Mandarin or having orange chicken or something like that. And then that half Asian guy just went way worse and said, I don't see you pounding back to your chicken. And your bars are whack, homie and could lose a little work, like just so, so bad. It's so bad.

It's incredible. It is the best scene ever. And that's kind of depiction of, yeah, it's the best worst scene ever. It's kind of like that. Oh, hi, Mark type movie. I forget what it's called. Room, room, room like that. So I think all of them are inflating it because there's just no way more people

are watching that than Queen's Gambit. And I agree with Kate. They're just on steroids. I like that. I like that. I've always said like, listen, if the baseball players all want to be on steroids, let them all be on steroids. someone's still going to be better.

Can we do that with us? Can we just start saying the ladies on SCN brought in by far the most numbers? We can't say where we got those numbers. We just know that we've been bringing in the money and the numbers. Yeah, that's the truth. I have two things. One of them is a not fun thing, and I'm just going to say it because driving me insane.

Someone died. No, yeah, the penis of erection for three hours and then he was dead ten days later. It was unbelievable. Kate, when you moved, there's like just pounding sound. I know, I'm so sorry. I'm on my bed. I'm on my marital bed. Oh, that's what's happening.

Okay. My marital bed? Oh, my God. I'm going to be pregnant. She's going to be pregnant again by the end of this. Yeah. The headphones and the pounding. I'm losing it a little bit.

But I know. I'm going to, Ryan, just, Ryan, thank you. No, thank you. I mean, I'm actually changed location. So every time I'm. Yeah. Ryan, I can, I can talk about the actual numbers then ago that if you want to do that. I have other thoughts.

Yeah. And then throw it to Ryan. Will you throw it to Ryan after? Yeah. I said, I'm going to talk about the numbers. And Bonnie's eyes rolled literally. She was like, nobody wants to hear about the fucking numbers.

I do think that the one thing that is not, is hard to calculate because like we're saying they're inflating their numbers and they're all inflating their numbers. But like they're talking, they didn't say unique watchers. They said subscribers. And I, when Bonnie asked Kate,

do you get, where do you get yours? I get mine. from my brother. I don't pay for shit. I jack my shit from every sit family member that I have. Oh. Yeah. And so like, and on my brothers is me, his wife, his, his other sister, like, everybody's on there. So if you think about if there's an average of four people on an account, then in there's already a million subscribers or a hundred million subscribers. Think about how many people are actually watching something. Right. Yeah. I mean, every single person shares

streaming service. They know this. Like I don't, I don't know one person who has. their family, their best. I mean, all my friends all over the country have mine. Like, I'll see, like, who logged in and, like, you know, I'm like, but they're watching. Yeah. I'm like, sign out this computer. They, they were a little nasty today. So, Kate, you went from the marital bed to where? To next to the marital bed in front of my dresser, but I came up with a great $1,000 goal for us. Wait, he might still get pregnant. That's a very strong. You know what's going to stop it? That IUD.

in my cervix. Hey. I've got just a bunch I've got my underwear I've got my sports bras. I've got a tank.

I'm going to put one item on from each drawer on the outfit I'm wearing if we get it to a thousand dollars and I will give you and I will give you

a run-up. And by the way, I've got a costume drawer down here. Not a dirty costume drawer. No, Roxy. The IUD takes care

that again. not going to raise any money with a non-dirty costume drawer. Yeah. Oh, well, for the record, this could be dirty. Yeah. Is it a 101 Dalmatian tale? Yes. But could I put it someplace?

It shouldn't be? Sure. I don't know. Very totally. For $1,000, guys. I don't know that that would go. I would like a gathering thing. I have a good game.

We should play and see who agrees. We should play that fuck, marry, kill any Disney character. Correct. By the way, is the pounding better right now? The pounding's non-existent so much better. Sorry about that, guys. Speaking of pounding, Ryan, I know you're trying to get out there and give a pounding to somebody. That's right.

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Do we need to get it again, Ryan? Yeah, sorry. I thought I was actually meeting. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I actually think that's a beautiful. That's just personal preference on stuff. So I'm rocking the Steph's a raw attire today, though.

I kind of, this was inspired. I don't know. Oh, Ryan. I thought these were a little over the top. This is kind of something, Steph can pull off. I don't know if I'm pulling it off. Yes. I take the spotlight.

Peacock. I love Ryan. Peacock. No, I, I need a retcon what I said, because smooth is always the move. You know what I mean? Oh. But we were talking about nose hair, Steph. I, I have, I have.

And you said the longer the better. No, I was joking. I was joking. I was joking. I was joking. I understood. Travis gave the donated $20. Everyone needs to shmibot in the money that you saved using someone else's Netflix and Disney Plus accounts we would hit a thousand in minutes.

I've been married 16 years. What is this about pounding in marital beds? News to me. I don't like, I actually am not. a fan of that term. It's not a sexy. Yeah, like, pound, like, though they pounded. I'm going to take you to pound town.

It's like, yeah. Yo, I would love pound town. Like, if somebody's like, we're going to pound town, oh, I'd be like, yeah. So Brina's, like, close off before she enters the house. Yeah. He comes in with long nose hair. Yeah.

Perfect. Someone that pound town to me? It'd be like, all right. We got to go. It doesn't do it for Team Drippy Vaggy either. Kate, you and I, no, team, yeah. Okay, yep, I'll go with you on this. I don't mind.

You know what else I hate? That's bone. It's not a great one either. There's some great words. Because there is no bone in there. My favorite TikTok that I've seen in a while was when a girl was like, I just keep hearing all these guys being like, yeah, I fucked her. And then she's like, but did they come?

But did she come? Because you didn't fuck her. She fucked you because for sure you busted. She fucked you. Yeah. I don't fucking know. Yep. Body doesn't count if they didn't make you finish.

No. Alex, one more time? That was sound bite. Well, Alex didn't just say. Oh, I thought of it was. Sorry. I told what I want to put Alex. It was like my name, my dad's name's Mario.

We're like, Alex, we're like, Alex, we're like, Alex, we're like, Alex, covered that a long time ago why do you keep telling us your name Mario? Mario Alex speaking of Alex what else would you like us to cover our bodies boning sexist the first photo from heels was released and shows shiny brothers Stephen Amel and alexander ludwig getting ready to enter the arena the show will premiere on stars this summer and will also feature our own bonnie summerville Kate what do you think of the look and will you be watching the show

I got to tell you, I'm going to just throw it straight to Bonnie because I'm so excited about it. I cannot believe we're actually talking about a story. We have somebody here who is. I can't either. I mean, I'm shocked. No one, I haven't been on anything that is the story in forever. So I'm so. Bonnie, did you see what came out?

Yeah. Yeah, the photo they released. Yeah. I told you guys, I think I said last time or maybe not that I got reprimanded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, I saw that photo.

And I was like, yeah, that's really happening. that show is going to be huge. I'm not a regular, by the way, and I say that, but the scripts are so freaking good. Matthews re-donated $20. I am the prime minister of the Pound Town Prefect.

President of Pound Town County and honorary alumni at Pound Town Beach and surrounding area. Proud owner of the Pound Mobile. Listen. Yeah. I'm like, you know, like, wait. Yeah, I'm like, wait.

Bonnie, what can you tell us? I know I don't want you to get reprimanded, so what can you say about it? Well, I could just say that I told you guys about, like, how they've all gotten in shape, like the actors are literally. I mean, they work out every single day. They have a gym on set,

and they work out with ex-pro athletes, and it is like, I was like, if they made me on a regular on the show, like I think I would die. Like, even though they are so, committed these guys to making it look real, you know, the wrestling. Honestly, it's unbelievable. Wow.

I feel like with so many wrestling fans, too, I feel like with so many wrestling fans, too, this is just, and you look at like how glow did, I just feel like there's, and how, I mean, I know Kobe Kai is not wrestling, but like, I don't know, there's something, there's something that is very alluring right now about, like, I feel like the way that there was, like, White House dramas for a while or, like, White House shows or, like, hospital shows are going to be a thing now like and there hasn't they're making it really it's really important to them it's not stick it's like they're i mean it's real like there's so many advisors but the show's also got so much heart and the writing is the writing is really good really really good

well raxson i was going to say i know you're a w-dwe fan i am i am a fan i'm also um i also am a huge Arrow fan so looking at Stephen Amel and watching him do. Sam and Ladders for all the years I did on Arrow. I mean, he was made to do this. For any of you guys who didn't watch Arrow, this guy is like a legit ripped, ripped man. He also was in the WWE, not obviously as like a celebrity appearance. And he was like a massive fan favorite when he showed up. So that was really cool and very cool to see him here. And I don't know him well. And maybe Bonnie, you can say better things, or other things, but Alexander Ludwig did go to USC when I was there. And he was such a doll. So it's been cool to see him both because he was just really sweet. Yeah, go ahead, Bonn. I swear to God,

he is, first of all, he's six, four, right? He's six, four. He's this massive Canadian. And also, I'm a huge Vikings fan. I don't know if anybody follows me on Instagram. They know that I'm obsessed with Vikings. So when I met him, I like fan-girled out, you know, and I was, like, Bjorn, oh my God! You know, and he was like, oh, thank you so much. He is so humble and sweet. This ginormous six foot four beast that is like, oh, thank you so much. You know, like a nice Canadian boy and an absolute gentleman.

So you're just like, and then you're watching him do all these stunts and scream and yell. And then he's like, how you doing? How do you need anything? Is everybody okay? And I love, I just love people like that. I love people like that. Yeah. I'll tell you what, that is.

The creative team behind it, I love now that we're seeing like shows have people in charge that have a really diverse background. I just read that the creator and writer Michael Waldron was worked on Rick and Morty and Loki. Those are two completely separated shows on the spectrum of creativity. And then you have heels, which is completely separate from those two. I love that. I feel like that's when you take the best out of all different genres and put it into something new. I also think people are going to love, I mean, I'm not the biggest WW. I mean, I kind of was, but I think that those people that love sports, too, like this has

heart, it's got acting, but it's got real athletes. I mean, they're a real, like, so you can get the thing. I don't think there's anything on like that at all. I mean, that's not sticky. That's not like a joke. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited.

Yeah. It makes me who doesn't. I'm not super familiar with it. I think you were going to say the same thing. I'm not super, super familiar into a lot of this stuff. But I mean, from the photos, the costuming, that's something that I absolutely love. So that's what I'm excited to see from a show like this, because they could go all in and all out. I have to, I don't want to give anything away, but it is by far the best costume I've ever worn.

And I've ever, the costume department is insane. They are, it is unreal. It is unreal. And everyone's like, bring it. Everyone's down to do whatever. Everyone's like, come on, let's go. And, Bonnie, are you one costume the whole time? No.

But I have a, but I have a, but I have a love a good costume change. I have a character that has her crazy gosh, but also Michael O'Malley, like, you know, the showrunner, he, you know, he was an actor. So it's like, it's such a different vibe. You know what I mean? When you work with people that were actors, like the level of nice consideration and creativity, I was like, shocked. I've worked on so many shows where we just have to do what we have to do. Nobody cares what we have to say. And this is the opposite of that.

I mean, just creative, creativeness everywhere you go, open. And Stephen, so open to ideas. And I just, it's like, you just don't find those jobs a lot where people are like, hey, man, come on, what do you want to, do you have anything? You have it, you know, go for it. Say it, what do you think? I just haven't had that a lot. Oh, can I also ask, Bonnie?

The most important question that's been sort of rattling around my head is, does Vikings make you want to go to pound town because Brett basically will put it on for his wife to get her to come to pound town with him because she loves Vikings so much did I freeze no you're like because I think the answer

yes yeah she just went to pound town yeah no I was going to say does Vikings do it like internet is unstable oh oh just talking about it made her want to go to pound town Yeah, yeah.

She's pretending her internet so bad. I got to go, guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's going to be back in about five to ten minutes. Her hair's going to look a little flush. Her skin's going to be a little rosy. Kate, did you say that you think that there's going to be a resurgence or like a more popular wave of sports shows or fighting?

Yeah, like, I don't know. I just feel like there, I feel like that, yes, yes. I agree with you. Yeah, I feel like that's sort of the new genre. I feel like, you know, like ER came out or Chicago Hope came out forever ago. I'm like, now we can't even count how many medical dramas there are, our medical shows. And like it is like a try. Scrubs.

Great anatomy. Chicago Hope, Chicago Mets, Chicago Fire. Oh, private practice. Private practice. Oh, what's the one with the guy with the, he's got the girlfriend. It always pops on? The good doctor. Good doctor.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Doctor Who? No, this is the content that they all have been waiting for. I'm just going to start. Children's Hospital. I'm just going to start reading. How many women does it take to count all the hospital shows that we have?

We just start making them up. We're like bullets and blood. Yeah, okay. Yeah, there's like also like think about like the police dramas, the stuff. I feel like now like you've got like glow, cobra Kai. Kirby Crisco donated $20. Thank you. Thank you.

New recorder for life never donated to S.E.N. before but had to show up and show out for the queen that is Steph motherfucking subrolet. Yes. Happy birthday, you bad gingerly. Oh, Kirby. Yes. I love how that said motherfucking and it did not stutter. No. Kate, I feel like we're in two.

Yeah, we need them goals. We need them goals. That $1,000 goal is great. Okay, so listen. A thousand dollar goal. I'm listening thousand dollar goal you're going to get to see and I'll I'll pick a pair of scanty panties okay I'll put some scanty panties on and on the outside of my outfit okay and you're going to get you're going to get a real flavor for what's in these drawers but before then 500 is where we start

the shot clock right Steph shot clock yeah 500 is that what we think as a team we hit from five Chelsea seven hundred and thirteen donated fifty dollars Payday isn't until next week, but as a woman, I've got to support this amazing panel of ladies. Happy birthday, Steph, I hope it's an amazing one. Thank you. Why do you guys let 500 be the live birth? Why don't you live? Okay, okay.

500 live birth, I think 700, we start taking shots and then a thousand. Kate will give us a full-on demonstration with costumes, undies, brawlets, bras, whatever it is. The whole problem here is that it is your birthday so we have to make you do something stupid as fuck and that's not... I believe that's what World Girls is about tonight. I think the show we're nice to her.

Oh, right. Right. We're right. It's morning time still. I think what... Steph should actually be able to tell us should be able to tell us what she wants us to do. But she said that was too much pressure already, Katie.

Did you listen to her? I did, but I'm saying she should... I'm saying. Are you even listening to Steph? It's her birthday. Pressure makes diamonds, but I'm feeling more of like an emerald today. The most code has donated $20. Office meeting over.

Starting from the beginning, so sorry if this cuts off Bonnie's heart-wrenching story or whatever. Happiest of birthdays do you, Steph. Pace yourself today you still don't know exactly what dear and Rourke's have claimed yet. Love you all. So maybe 500 live birth, 600, not live birth. Yes. So you get yourself into it and then out of it again. I love being like, I just don't understand why nobody is saying 500 live birth.

I'm like, because nobody actually wants it. You don't know that. Yeah. Yeah, after 600, we can bring out each and every one of my wigs. Yeah. Yes. I've got a live box too. finger wave wig is unbelievable i'll do the i'll do the latter half of the show once we hit

what 700 in the finger wave wig that's okay that's good also can i ask this is a real question um about so you guys are all getting together today i'm saying this with truly no judgment how do you like if you guys are going to drink do you guys uber still or what do you do people what we're What we decided for this one is that D is going to not partake in all of the drinking activities. She's going to partake her own jam. And so she's going to grab Steph, bring her. Steph and I are going to let's get it started. Yeah.

Sorry, Roxy, I have to interrupt you because I don't know what happened, but your voice sounds really sexy. Whoa. It's like lower, it's just like hitting in the vocal fry. Just let it fry. Bonnie's back. Bonnie. Bonnie, Annie, Annie, Annie.

Bonnie up. She's muted. Oh, Bay is coming. It's like she came back because she knew she just like blew out her hair. It's like, but by the way, Steph had even predicted you were going to come back after a quickie. Yeah.

He just goes, he, that was the Pound town signal. Wait, wait, say it again. Say it. Don't be shy. Say it again. What do you say? Wait, it's never that.

quick as he walked out. God, I love this couple. I love he loved that he didn't even want to say that on camera. He's just like, I'm not taking her light. You know what? He's in the garage working out and I'm like, shit, shit, help, help. So he comes running and he's sweating. He's like, where's your Zoom?

I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm such a love to. I don't know how to work anything. It's pathetic. So he had to come in and get me back on. But I'm going to learn. I'm going to get you back on.

No car. The one thing was I had just asked you. James Lovario donated $50. Also continuation of Ladies Week. Question for Bonnie, did any of your schmowdown work help you in getting heels? And did you tell anyone involved about the schmowdown? Happy birthday, Steph. That's a great question.

Actually, 100% I told everybody. And one of the person, one of the people that I work with that I don't think I'm allowed to say yet who he is. was in the WWE and talked to him Christian immediately, as we all know and love Christian, Christian. We love you before there was even a congratulations or whatever. He was like, hey, tell him about me and Collider when I talked to him that. You know Christian, we love you.

And I was like, uh-huh, and I did. And of course, I was like super proud of Schmo. I'm so proud of Schmo down. I mean, I've known Christian since, like, Christian of Marks since like the day one, the inception, but they had a couple of the people on Collider, and yeah, yeah, but I didn't know. I was proud of myself when I got the heels scripts

that I wasn't like, oh, it's a show about high heels. That would have been me. Because everyone else I was like, what's it about? Is it like claws? Like it's about like chicks and heels, like claws, nails? And I'm like, no, actually a heel is a da-da-da-da-da. And I was like, oh, I'm going to myself. We're heels.

Dude, I'm excited about that. what I had asked you before your internet went out. And by the way, are you at my parents' house? Because that just kept happening. I was there. But was, does the Vikings, does the Vikings go? A quickie for a thousand. Let's go.

Come on. Yes. Your phone. Come on. Quicky for a thousand. Well, imagine if we did $1,000. Bonnie will go have sex with her man. He donates $1,000.

Immediately. Don't get some money. Get on that shit. Oh, my God. He starts sending it. He's like, let's get to a thousand right now. Just to work out. The endorphins are running.

I need my woman. What were you going to? He's so embarrassed. No, I mean, it's honestly really not important anymore. No, I'm just going to say, does Vikings make you? Chelsea 713 donated $100. I hope you have to say it. I really need to get back to work, but are you still doing shots for $100?

I must have mistyped that. first donation. Let's go people. Cheers from Napa Valley. Let's do this. Let's count that. If we hit 700, we're going to count that as one. Okay. Because that person didn't know. Appreciate you for son of that. They could have been lying.

Liya! We, I want to be. Liya. Lie! I'm not a witch I'm here waste. Well, that was unbelievable. It's the best. It is the best.

best movie ever and it is the only litmus test to if somebody doesn't like it you have it's a you problem it's a you problem my first my first schmo's schmows no with mark and with mark and christian back when they were still living in an apartment was i made mark ellis watch the princess bride this was in 2000 he had never seen it i was like you're out of your cooking like there's not a line i don't know there's not a line i don't use on daily me too every day always even the way i'm say hello every time hello you cannot say inconceivable without being like inconceivable it's so good it's the best i don't even think i want to be no you really do a good carol cane yeah it's the best movie yes it is the best movie and i would say that please please please please young people

it's also i just watched it for the first time the way two months ago oh so something good say something good after I just said I guess. Otherwise, people don't like it. Okay. No, I really, really liked it. I can't even believe that like my parents never showed me that because that was something that they liked and I just had never seen it. We read the book in high school. We had to read the book in high school for an English class before the movie. So like I read it in like the ninth grade and then it came out and forget it. It's all we want. I mean, it was just on repeat all the time. Why do I feel like you, I feel like this, I'm going to say I'm going to make a really bold like looking into a crystal ball thing here.

I feel like both Roxy and Bonnie stand for Robin Wright Penn. Does that track? Do you guys love Robin Wright Penn? I don't. I do. I wouldn't say like I stand for her. I think that she is excellent and probably through all of her various co-stars has been quite through the ringer.

And she's ridiculously talented. So I guess if that's what it means to stand for somebody, yep. Well, I'm definitely, I'm definitely like I'll watch anything that she does. She's so, I'm definitely a Robin Wright-Pen stand. Yeah. I'm actually looking up, because I'm blanking right now, she did a movie.

It was her first movie. It's where she met Sean. If you haven't seen it, it's one of the greatest movies of all time about the gangsters, the Irish gangsters in New York. And it's Gary Oldman at his best, like that when he was like a country. What's the movie?

We don't know. You got it? You got it? I'm looking right now. She met Sean on it, and it is one of my favorite movies. It was like a sleeper hit, not even a hit. It was back when they made films and didn't have to be hits. Like, you know, what's it called?

Well, she, but I feel like I, when I watched her on House of Cards, and I do know that she's Robin Wright, but I was saying Robert Wright, Penn, because that's what she was. Oh, no, maybe she was just Robin Wright. Peggy Sue got married. That's why it was. Peggy Sue got married? State of grace.

No. I'm like, what? but she good one haircut she had short hair on on um house of cards I was like I think I could do that

could I do that and like there's no one no one can pull that off she's got no you could with the way that your hair is right now I do think you could pull off really I try believe me I tried what do you cut it off I this is the longest my hair has been and since my son was born I cut my hair off completely I had an angled pixie cut when my son was born because I

like went through crazy postpartum depression and my son and my older son had just been diagnosed with alipatian i'm like what is hair anyway it's fun and i cut it all off i got an angled pixie and i looked i'll tell you what at 500 i'll show you a picture oh my god i got to see it but an angled pixie is setting yourself up for like unless you're martina mcbride like an angled pixie somehow looks yeah and unless you're in a band and you're like 70 pounds and you're like super quirky and weird. How dare you? I am 70 pounds.

Sorry, 170. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't think I'll have to 75. Sorry. I don't think I'll ever be confident enough to have my hair any shorter than my belly button.

But you might be sad enough. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm going to tell you to that. I've always had a hair like past my waist. And then I don't know, just two years ago, I just chopped it off. Like I chopped it off to here. and I've just been doing my own hair ever since.

Sabrina, if I had a bone structure like you, I would have done that too. But not all of us can reap the benefits of cheekbones. A Russian cover of Russian, like perfection. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sabrina, yours was a sad girl thing. I thought yours was a hot girl thing.

It's a sad girl and a hot girl thing all the time. Oh, like I mean both at once. You know, sometimes. And I, Brandon bought me like, actual hair cutting scissors now because I was always using kitchen scissors dangerous because I always just want to chop my hair 24-7. I'm like, oh, let me trim my bangs. Let me add more layers. Let me do this. But it's in a good way, though. It's like therapeutic. You know, it's just like nothing matters. Nothing's real. Nothing is real. And I mean, if my haircut is like really bad, then I could just

borrow one of Steph's wigs. Yep. Finger wigs. I have a lot of color wigs if you need. If you're ever looking for like a blue or pink or green or i got you on that department no one needs to be looking for any wig past finger waves is all that's true i can't wait to what did that wig run you i hope a thousand dollars it's such a good thing he said yes yeah oh oh i mean well it did cost a thousand dollars i paid in blood and babies because or else i would never have access to it it was probably five dollars from pretty city whose baby no way Pay, and you stole him? Gone born.

Yeah, she can't, we can't tell. We can't talk about whose baby we kidnapped for the finger wig. That poor. Yeah, it's part of the group that was lost during Infinity War. Oh, you know what else? God, you know what else was lost? My transition to Ryan's next ad. And it's back, like an end game.

It's back. Oh, I didn't lose it. Fantastic. really funny and cute though so thank you yeah well it's also funny and cute is our stereo after show for s cn live uh step subrah you join me the birthday girl yesterday right after the show and we were just talking about all the fun shenanigans that happened on this show you guys can join us uh right after at like 1205 pacific 305 eastern on the stereo app if you're not familiar with the stereo app the stereo app is the most convenient live podcasting made

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Start doing your own shows. And, again, join Brett Sheridan and I after this, five minutes after the show, on stereo. And you can listen to all of our thoughts in SCM. Thank you so much and enjoy the rest of the show. Ryan, I just like that you changed from a priest in Maine to a guy in Maine because you realize that saying you took something from a priest, maybe not be the best selling point for yourself. Yeah. Well, he took something from me, just to be clear. But we're, but we're, what are we talking about?

He took my innocence. Okay, we're going to break bread. I got it this time. get it next time. But you can listen, we had a conversation about that yesterday on the stereo show, which again, they're all archived you guys. And again, claim your name. Thank you so much. Wilson, bye.

I also like that Kate trusts us enough that she's like, I'm not here. They'll know. They'll know. I had to go get my phone, which was plugged in. I see I missed text from every single one of you. I'm so sorry. Also, Saul says it's called State of Grace, Manny. Dave, we need to raise money. Come on.

I said I got to Bonnie I will he said I will if you do we need more than a thousand $100,000 The underscore happy underscore I and 33

donated $20 Hello beautiful souls Happy Pice's birthday to the Merlady of the C-Steff sending waves to you ladies May peace be the journey what do you think is the most amount somebody can donate via stream labs or super chat we got 2,000 on a show one time wow about these things yeah that's wild just straight up

two grand somebody was like yeah in one donation was this for first I think it was James lavario no it was on S-E-N oh yeah you on must no I think I think it was him um if I'm not mistaken if If anybody remembers that moment, it was crazy. Yeah. I'm going to tell you what. Am I right? Sorry. Okay.

I'm done, you guys. I'm done with you. Go steal some things from priests. I need to come back to. I am getting my photos ready of my short hair because that's at five. What else was it 500? I know we're getting there. The live fucking birth was at 500.

Oh, right. We're trying to get it. But a 600 cancellation. It's not even. a live birth 500. And then I will wear the finger wave wig for the remainder. Some might say that I'm a little bit of an interpretive dancer. And so the live birth, I've been planning for months now.

And nobody is letting me express myself. And I just want to say during women's month, I'm being silenced. And so is my behin. And just you know what? Let it with that. You sit with that. Do we keep to murder? Do we let her fly?

That's the question. Are we going to let this bird fly? Are we going to clip her wings? I've seen community. I think clip is the answer. Mm-hmm. You guys, I just found the pictures. It was a real mistake.

It was a real mistake. It's sort of a bomber to go back and see. He was really... To Ryan. I could. Send up. Ryan. Oh, Ryan.

What? Oh, it's just such a, it's a sad thing, Ryan. I want to cut my hair, but nobody wants, nobody will let me, but I love my short haircut, but. You ever need somebody to do it. I got you. I feel like you're into a sexy phase of your life and like this is just like sexy. The whole, yeah, I don't want it to go anywhere. I want you to be happy. Yeah, Bonnie, like really looks like you're straight off.

Here to wish Steph a happy birthday and represent. Diego happy birthday Darth Sabraar what is growing old if not youth persevering Sabrina and Bonnie you're making vision proud with the turtle neck sweaters k-tudea best hey r.j chunk roxy do you mean vis Sean they say RJ chunk Roxy yeah it's my name don't wear it out okay cool Brian I know you I don't know did you get the pictures right 513 guys we need we need we need 73, no, 83 more dollars to Nazi roxy's by my birth.

Who can look us off? Should I start mixing the fake blood or no? I mean, I need to know in advance. You're like the brother in wedding crashers. You know that they keep in the corner and he like draws pictures. Yes, I do know. Yes, I do know. Amazing.

I can't wait to see your art. Thank you. Thank you. Alex, is there something? Was there something else we need to cover today? Well, I have noticed that Alex has done one thing every single show, and we have not talked about any show, and I do feel bad. Alex, do you know what I'm talking about?

Hey, what's up? Alex did a quick bathroom break, by the way. Oh, sorry. I know that Harry Potter's been in that hashtag. That's what I was talking about. The Harry Potter, every day he's been putting on about this cursed child, and every day we don't talk about it, and I feel like he just keeps throwing it on there,

and we just keep not talking about it, and I felt bad for Alex. No, that's fine. Let's talk about it, Alex. Let's talk about it right now. Okay, well, yeah, Harry Potter and the Curse Child is in talks of being made at HBO Max. It's obviously a stage production and two parts.

Kate, have you heard of it, or would you want to see it if the original actors all come back to reprise their roles? So that, I guess that is the question, so two questions really. The first is that is it going to be done the way Hamilton was, which is like Hamilton was not made into a movie. It was a filmed version of the stage production because that would be one way where I could say you wouldn't need the original cast back. You could actually have the Broadway cast to it. And the second question I would have is if it isn't going to be like that, what are the odds they can get back?

you know Rupert Bratt What's his name Rupert So when you're When you're saying Original cast

Alex Are you seeing Original Harry Potter cast Or original cast of the play Harry Potter cast Like Danny Rup And Yeah

Hermes Hermes What's my name? Yeah Hermione What's about What's about I'm

I would say I just feel like If it's going to be If it's going to be A movie movie If they're going to take the stage production and just make it

into a movie with different sets, like just a normal movie. I would say, yeah, I mean, it would be tough not to see Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter. If they're going to do a video production of the staged play, then I would say they should just use the Broadway cast. Give those people on Broadway some actual money. I'm not a Harry Potter girl. It's just not my thing. But if they casted us in all- because of the different wigs and stuff like that, then I'm on board for this one. David McKeide, a native $20. Happy birthday, Steph.

Happy birthday. Thank you. I respect Sabrina wanting to come out with that information. That's the best happy birthday song ever. I think that they should focus on new Harry Potter stories. No further, a bus donated $50. Happy name day, Steph. Ladies take over for the win.

Dynamic is fire and all of y'all are dope as foo. Don't be... Did we so pass? Live birth or bust? Live birth or bust was the name of that birth. Yeah. Thank you. We are at 583, so that means we are $17 away from not having to...

See the live birth. But we're... But you still... You'll still get to see me with your order. I was thinking about, like, you know, the like discharge and all of that. Like, what is the bed? Everything, like a cream... cheese situation.

You know what the sexiest word you could possibly say? Discharge? Yeah. No, no. I taught. That was it. You know, here, I'll give it to you again, Bonnie. Just one more time just because I know it's such a painy pill.

Discharge. Like drive me up. When I lost you guys, were you guys talking about vocal fry? Mm-hmm. Have you ever heard? I don't know if you've heard me that I'm, that is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don't know. Is anyone else a Howard Stern fan?

Yeah. He talks about vocal fry and he does it and has the girls from the bachelor. They're always on the bachelor. Yeah. It is. I know. But it's me, so I can't bitch about it because my whole.

A raspy voice is different than vocal fry. I know, but I always. You don't go, oh my God. Yeah, I know, but it's what it sounds like. I fucking can't stand. No.

And Howard Stern, they always have the best bits of cutting. And they're usually on the bachelor or the bachelor. And it's like, Like, I really feel I've never felt this way before. Like, I love you. Yeah. Oh, that's so true.

It literally makes me like, well, it's also very, it's like the new Valley Girl, right? That was like when we, like, Valie Gall, remember? Yeah, like, like, yeah. And then the Kardashians came and they're like, hold our fucking martinis. We're going to fry this bitch up. And it's like, Pam. Yes.

You just. nailed it. I said the Kardashians took the old, took it, multiplied it, put it in a blender, made like 700 cakes, and then now it's like, whatever they do, the young girls practice, but have you ever watched when Courtney talks?

Have you ever seen the interview? He's dead. I just do it like that Kim understand. Bonnie? Can someone at E-network hire Bonnie Somerville

as like just the voice of another Kardashian to come in. That was, is E-network a thing now? I think you're done. And Kardashians, I don't even think are there anymore. I don't even know. They cried.

You're so 20-20 stuff. Oh my God. Oh, my God. You're right. You're right. What's the next vocal fry? You nailed it, though. They took it and multiplied it and also would like literally,

like literally, like literally, like literally, I have to go outside. Like, Bible. Bival. Literally. I can't even. I just can't even like that. How am I supposed to? How am I supposed to even?

Can we please record one day a sketch of us all being housewives and like we just all have our characters with vocal fries? Like we turn around in it. This is like I have to. I wish I was going to know because I have a character. It's like my dream housewife with vocal fry and it's like, yes. Yes. Okay. I'll have to do some research about being a housewife.

I'll have to look into it. I have to look into that. So, Cursed Child. Oh, we're going to get discharged from Poundown Town. Discharge. Does anybody else,

does anybody else have to, like, they throw this, by the way. I henceforth declare that every woman shall be satisfied every time they make the whoopee. If failed, all men shall be banished from Pound Town forever, including Alex, who has been.

been accused of fucking your beach. The women of sent shall decide his fate. Spider-Man at home fucking your bitch. So is that a sound bite or is that Alex? No, that is a sound bite of Alex because he had to read that out loud. We were all trying to guess the new Spider-Man name, but we all knew what it was. We played it again. He had to read this as a stream web. Spider-Man at home fucking your bitch. It's the most inappropriate thing that was.

I've heard you say ever. Are you able to say fucking your bitch with no laugh or can you not do that? I was, I did. But then the next day I did it. But then I think I was just ready for it. I was too ready for it. And then I just, you know, I couldn't commit to it when I actually had to do the full reading. Because all I loved your song, Decade.

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Well, you know, I got something else today. Yeah. You do. Hey, Steph, it's your, hold on. Hey, Steph, it's your birthday. S-E-N-it-up, it's your birthday.

Hang your portrait up at the door say, Hey, you made it to double cutorsay. Make it drip, drip like the ivy. Make him say, ooh, ma like ivy. No more drinking from a straw. Oh, bra. Happy, happy birthday, the Steph's a bra. Then he dips into the abyss.

Alex Marzonia. Don't forget the NBA. Oh, you make me blush. I'm so not cool. What's the Ivy? An Ivy? Do you mean like a growing plant? Like Ivy, like no,

Ivy, and then I do a little Batman and Robin make it, Ouma, like Ivy. I'm so proud of that line. Ivy, Ivy, Ivy. You're so clever, Alex. Ivy, Ivy. Yeah, the accent wasn't on the IV. It was Ivy.

I be yeah yeah yeah no I get it now I'm not the white person from the whitest girl ever it should be the accent should be on the I be sending your donations right now to do two things one wish Steph a happy birthday and to tell Alex that he's a god amongst men straight up Alex you just came out of nowhere with those beautiful words can I have the written verses please Thank you

just for my records I just want to say the joke structure of stuff saying and then the Kardashians came in and they said hold my martini I'm going to fry that bitch up I don't even know if they know what

a martini is but that that joke was the fucking best my martini better name Bible do you guys think And be honest with me. I want you guys to be honest with me. Do you guys think we are not getting to 600 because they do in fact want to see the live birth? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Honestly.

Rocks, you're a woman of logic and I'm hearing you. That's the only explanation is that I'm hearing from each one of you guys at home that you desperately want to see the live birth so much so that you're not even willing to wish Steph Sabra a happy birthday because that's how important the live birth is to you. Yeah. And that we are 17. dollars away and that we shall stay there because of me to get the cream and the blood and the yeah that's what I'm going to say the second you mentioned the cream cheese they were like okay wait now we have to see what's up here yes yes especially knowing how much I hate cheese yeah here's yeah here's the thing there's no way there's cream if roxy actually is threatening to use cream cheese

this is a huge huge thing to go to a store right now it's like I already went I've been planning the live birth for months what did i say every week i buy cream cheese in preparation oh boy i've been seeing a lot of requests for bonnie to sing i don't know if that's on the table but i should sound a table i've so i've written that in the chat every five minutes since the shit started so okay well this is what i will say i also think roxy it's not just that i think it's everybody really desperately does not want to see me in a thong i think that's really what's going on here because they i'm telling you they just don't want to see what's in these drawers they don't want me to take it up They don't want me to put it on.

I want to see what's in these drawers. I want to see what's... So it's really more insulting to me and more honoring you. They just want to see this live birth. Yeah. And the thing is, the crazy part about the live birth is you don't know what it's going to come out. Suffer 2X donated $50 through Super Chat. A huge shout out to the Queen Steph Sabraw.

Makes perfect sense now why I feel your vibes so much. We share the same birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Suffer to X. Wow. You're not suffering. You suffered my dreams, but okay.

Roxy. Oh, yeah, we just. We will get to a live birth. We're going to actually make the live birth a really big goal one of these days. Another week, another cream cheese purchase. Okay. By the way, does any, I'm starting to say this. Does anyone else, like, after doing three days, which is, by the way, it's the most fun,

I've ever had ever, ever, ever in my whole life. Does anyone think like, wow, Brett Sheridan does this every day, every week? Baller. I just thought about that. I was thinking about that. Oh, Alex, Alex. Alex just popped up because he does too.

Yeah, Alex too. Alex and Ryan, for that matter. You guys, you guys do this. Just Brett. Brett's the only one. Just Brett's the only one. This is why my brain is not great, because it would be cool if Brett was here, too.

I do miss Brett. Seeing Brad every day is Brett would have really pulled us out of the story Raxie telling the story about a man having a three hour boner from COVID and then dying 10 days later pulled us out and took a lot more slowly that. Bonnie was there for that because I feel like what what? Oh I'll tell it again Bonnie. Time out Raxie I'll tell you this I'll tell you how Raxie did it. She's like, yo do you guys know that?

Put the lonson in your mouth. Put the laws in your mouth. Put the laws in you're fucking mouth. Whoa, aggressive, Roxy. Okay, so you guys, do you know that COVID, like, I'm going to read this. So he had a boner for three days. They had to drain it with blood. Unfortunately, he died 10 days later. We were like, what, what?

We were like joking about the boner. And then Roxy just drops. No, COVID's no joke. Fortunately, he died 10 days later. So the man had his penis drained of blood to get his boner down and then died 10 days later. And we're just

having a laugh about it and she just slides that in. He could have been a really bad person. We don't know. I just want to be clear. Roxie has said this many a time. She is for chopping of penises is in the case of like serious crimes against humanity.

So I'm not surprised that she's thinking that perhaps. Yeah. You know, I'm just, you know, wishful thinking. Alex. Alex, we need to hit some stream labs out. Not how we're going to raise money. I'm just letting you know, just letting you know. Chop in the chopping of the penises, you don't think that that's going to.

So what do I contribute then if my, my cream cheese and my chop. shopping of the dicks doesn't raise money. I don't know I bring much to the table. The bike. Discharge. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you did enough with the bike last week. You can honestly chill. Oh, I'm chilling. Okay. That's short. Now it's. I'm Bonnie. I've got that shit. I was turned on. I was horny. Look at those short. We are, we are a hundred dollars away from the $700 goal.

$100 away from chats, chats, chat, chat, chat, chat. So let's go. Come on. And there was something else at 700. Oh, we get finger away. Fingerway will. Wait for that, go. What do we decide with Bonnie singing? Is that?

Bonnie, oh, can Bonnie sing? Bonnie, do you have like a favorite happy birthday version? You could sing Steph a happy birthday. Ooh. Oh, I did. The Stevie Wonder one is the best. Yeah. Oh, so maybe, yeah, that could be great.

The other one. Let's get to 800 to have Bonnie sing. Or so whatever you want. Or like I love rock and roll because just can't you pick up. Oh my God. That's so in her tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are my jams.

Yeah. Can't you just hear it? Could you do I love rock and roll? I love Steph's a bro. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I love Steph and a bra. Yeah.

Yep, yep, that's it. That's the one. I love Steph with no bra. Yeah. Yeah. No, no bras. Free the nipple. No bra.

So those are the goals. We're 100. Oh, we're, whoa, we're, you guys. The live birth is not happening, Ryan, just to be clear. Ryan, didn't you listen? People have spoken and they didn't want the live birth again. 600 canceled the live birth. But we're at 631 right now, so we're so close to the $700 goal,

which means Steph, where's that wig? If you haven't seen it, you're going to love it. Steph wears a finger wave wig for the rest of the show. And then at 800, Bonnie's going to sing, I love rock and roll. I love Steph with no bra. Something like that. And also, Ryan, you can go ahead and pull up those pictures. You guys ready for this?

I owe you guys pictures. Oh, my gosh. Yes. And you put on a song on your head. It's amazing. Yeah, I mean, it's not. Yeah, so if you have the stream up, we're showing them to the viewers now. And I also put them in the Zoom chat just in case.

Okay, I got to look at the Zoom chat. Yeah. No, it says I got to download it. Oh, oh, wait. You don't even, A, look like you, but B, you vastly, like this was such an exaggeration. It's kind of a fierce. That's the day. That's the day they cut it.

That's the best. Your jaw line is popping there. Yeah. Because I wasn't, I mean, that's bad. That's so long, guys. Can I ask an honest question, which is so insensitive after you said why you cut this, but like, are you showing this to us because you know how good you. look here? No, I'm telling you, I, because I, you look really good. Let me tell you something

right now. Let me tell you something right now. Nobody is writing into that woman saying like, you look so hot, like nobody. Nobody is right against me. But also like, see, those are sad. I think it looks fucking good. You look like, like, you could like, it's not, I didn't, I never called up. Jason underscore Allie donated $20. Happy birthday, Steph. Welcome back, Bonnie. Ladies' Takeover Week is not enough. Everyone in the chat is loving it too. I loki think Kate just told us this.

I mean, Kate, do you look better now? Joe definitely donated $20. I love Steph Sabra. Put some love on the Pusayba Baby Bay. I love Steph Sabra. So open up your mouth and a ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha with May. Oh, okay. Appreciate you.

I'm telling you're hot and that you can pull, you can definitely like pull it off. I'm telling you. Especially if you style it with like a little like dryer brush. I could not. That was the thing is like I wanted something that was going to be easy. So that was the day it was cut. So it never looked that good ever again.

And also I was like, oh, I'm, this is going to be easy for having a baby and a toddler. And guess what? You actually had to do that hairdo. That was not my best decision. But I just did not feel pretty that way. I'm telling you, I look at Robin Wright. And I'm like, that is the hottest woman on the planet.

The things I, like, I just didn't feel that that was my look. And I felt very unattracted. I felt like very, like, I remember going to have friends wedding. We all know that hair for girls, it is a, it's a security blanket when you're young. It just is. We all have, ever since we're little, right, your hair makes you feel you can hide it, you can move. When I had that short haircut, I was so skinny and so young. But the only reason why it worked was because I was like an absolute way.

Like it was, that's what Robin, she is so that if you don't have that like full on, it doesn't, it just, it makes, it doesn't work. She's a, she's a unicorn. She looks like that at 50, 54. I mean, I mean, yeah. Well, and also, to be clear, I was 40 pounds lighter than when I just had a baby. So that tells you. Oh, this year's gone for me.

But that being sad. No, Kate, the fact that you looked good then and you just look except, like, you look way hotter now is how I think everyone wants to age and everyone wants to be a mom like that. You're a milk. You're a fucking milk, right? You're fucking milk. I should have really found the ones where there's like, where like I had to put it up in like a ponytail over my head. and there was a kid sitting on my lap and one drinking out of my breast and I was like crying.

Do you know what I mean? You could still do that. Go get one. Who counts? Do you guys look bad? Does your hair straight? Yeah. Which is so crazy.

Oh, yeah. Why is that so crazy? Well, because my sister and my mom's hair is like curly, curly, curly, curly, curly. Okay. That is so crazy. Okay. Okay. I'm going to actually send one.

You guys are actually going to see. tell me tell me this is this is classic right here okay Ryan I'm sending it to you you can see now my son's face is going to be visible but he's a baby here so it doesn't really do you not show pictures of her I don't because I just know I don't think it's anybody in this community but I feel like there's weird stuff with kids out there yeah yeah um but anyway this is me you'll see you'll see anyway guys Ryan or Alex what did you want us to get to stream labs at some point yeah sure let's do it let's do it um yeah uh First one from Dildo Baggins.

Hello, peeps. Since y'all were asked last week about which directors you all want to see your biopics, how about the actors that you all want to see play yourselves? Margot Robbie for Kate and also add the director in. Thank you. And Power B to the Clitz. Oh, Power B to the Clitz. Yeah.

Power B. Robbie's like very nice, but I think I would want somebody that has like some, I like the new woman on Estenelle. Chloe is her name oh Chloe she's funny yes she's so good she's not that new right

two years she's in her or she's in her second or third season she's so good she's so good she's really good yeah that class her and Bowen Yang are my favorites on the show right now really really good anyway that's who would who would be who would be your guys

who would be the lead of your bio packs Chris timesworth Yeah Yeah definitely No I see that I see that for you Nerdie bridge guy donated

$20 And when they see me They want to be me I am the fantasy Steph Sabreau Put the base in your walk Head to toe let your whole body talk Lady boss put the base in your walk

Head toe toe let your whole body talk Happy Biday and power to the pussies How do we spell it so it's pussy not p o-oh, I would guess, pussy. P-O-O, I would guess, pussy. Pousy. Oh, yeah, yeah, put the O is not the U's. Yeah, the U's are unfortunate. You sound like a live bird.

Bonnie who would play you in your biopic, Bonnie? Bonnie, who would play you in your biopic, Bonnie? I was like, she didn't hear me. Nope, she was really thinking on it. No, well, I hate, like, I used to get in my entire career, like you look exactly like Reese Witherspoon, which I don't think so at all. But that's all I would get the first 10 years. And I don't, I just don't find us to have the same sensibility at all.

I mean, yeah, I mean, I could do it. Like, I had to, but, like, I didn't know. What do you guys think? Well, it depends on what period of your life? we're talking about like because I don't know are we can't are we doing a coming up many faces you're probably similar to um it's probably similar to who I always talk about for me honestly because like a I like a Chloe Grace Moritz or Dakota fanning like somebody if we're if we're talking about early on in your career and I actually think that that Reese is a dead ringer I think that was

spot on what you just said even though you don't think early early on though i don't think that at all yeah i actually think you could you look like sisters kind of too Cameron dyes i've got i've got Cameron that's nice um yeah definitely the eyes in your bone structure are really similar um a young emma stone i think like could have played you i could play you blonde when she's blonder i got i got julia roberts a lot which i i I'm, that is ridiculous, but I think it's just because she has a very big, gummy smile and a very big laugh like I do. Like, it's like when I, you know, it's, you know, crazy.

That's like, that's ridiculous. Like, but I think older now, yeah, I would, I would, I don't know, like, I mean, dream, dream like Kate Blanchett or somebody, like, that's just like a dream. I mean, why would she want to play this out of speech? Oh, you stop that. Oh, you stopped that. Yeah, Reese, I got my whole.

I actually played Reese's mom in a movie in flashbacks in the 80s that was cut out of a very bad softball movie she did with Paul Rudd called How Do You Know? And I played mom and there was a little mini me and me and we it really did I did look like perfect to play her mom in flashbacks Oh, that's amazing. Everybody needs to go get that movie. Yeah Yeah. Okay, Steph, Sabrina, who are you thinking? I always get, I don't see this at all, but I always get Anaday Armist because of Dorina. There's, I don't understand that. Actually, Roxy and Anya Taylor-Joy kind of look with like each other. I feel like, I don't know.

My dream is to be Drew Barrymore in her biopic, but I don't know that it goes the other way around. so there's that um yeah i don't know i i i think that like on when people are being like way way too fucking nice um and are partially blind i get like margot robbie sometimes um so you know that's i could see christin stewart because she's has your she has your gravita like she has the yeah that's a good one in she pulls off the short hair but i was talk about pulling off the short hair for ability to play a badass. Yeah. Yeah.

She's fucking excellent and I will take that compliment all day. Ryan, I don't, I really don't want to be defeated here. I want to show everybody that the haircut was not good on me. Did you get that bad picture? I did. I did. Yeah. You can agree, right?

Oh, I didn't say anything. But we are attaching it and put it in the Zoom chat for you guys. But the viewers can see it right now. So we have baited breath. And there you go. And then Alex, you want to hit the next stream lab up? All right. Fuckless at a gas station says,

Hey, people. Question for everyone, including Alex and Jamal. What are your favorite films set in the city that you were born in and the city that you're currently at right now? Scott Pilgrim versus the world for me. Thank you, and please be nice, everyone. The city that you were born in and the city that you're in now? Yeah.

I really love... But I was looking at the picture and I didn't hear it. What do you have to say now, Maxy. About the picture? Yeah. I think you gaslit the fuck out of all of us is what I have to say. You were a lot.

What are you talking about? I think that you legitimately gas like. I mean, it looks like you're making a weird facial expression. Nope, that's me interacting with my children. No, like you're twisted to the side,

homie. But do you see? It's not, it's not you now. It's not you now. But I thought you were going to look like, like you were describing this like you look like trash. And it just looks like a different haircut.

One that's not good on me. Right? You're a gaslighting, son of a bitch. I really love from, in terms of LA movies, end of watch. Oh, so good. Love that movie. And then I really like a city that I was born in. I guess we would say closest would be Chicago, Blue's Brothers, obviously.

Can you repeat? Just to go off of. Oh, it's movies from the city you were born and where you currently live. Thank you. You have two left, Roxy. Yeah. JTE, please, JTE. Going off as Chicago.

Bonnie likes to say it when she's in the Shmo down. Just give me a second. Just give me one more second. I swear I'm such a fucking tool. Like, I am so, I want to apologize to everybody. I know I need to get the rules, but I get nervous. Oh, my God, just give me one more second. So the problem is if I got the rules right, I would win, I would have won.

You know what I mean? Because it's like there, but I lose because I'm like as fast. I love it. I love it. Sorry, Sabrina, I interrupted you seven times. No, you're all good. Given Bonnie that love. But the big sick.

It's the only love that I know how to give. The big sick from Chicago and then also LOL with Miley Cyrus. Anybody's seen that trash movie, but it was like significant to my childhood. And then from L.A., I think recently under the Silver Lake, David Robert Mitchell's film from that two years ago. Ooh. You like that one. It's like an L.A. like neo-noir type of film.

I like you. Staff. From San Diego, the Wales vagina have to go with Anchorman all fucking day. Yeah, that is me. Like, that is the only thing I'm proud of of San Diego is that movie. And then L.A., there's so many. That's so hard to pick. I just Googled it, and I see burlesque.

I love burlesk. I love a good, like, coming of into glam story and freaking shares in that movie. So, and then probably what's in, yeah, that would be it. Fantastic. You know what, I'm just going to, I got to get, I got it, I got to take it down. not just for a second here we've not had any donations come in we're only at 671 we are 29 dollars away 29 dollars away from a shot for step's birthday and her in a wig we are a hundred and twenty nine dollars away from bonnie singing to step and we are 200 300 well i don't

know i can't do the math 329 dollars away for me putting on one item from every single drawer and you guys a fashion show i don't understand why you don't want that I don't understand. I just don't understand. I don't even talk to me about their wants. They don't know what they want. We sometimes have to show them what they want. Amen, sister.

Amen. All right, so, Bonnie, you were born in New York. What's your favorite New York move? Travis Gilbert donated $29. I hate to disagree with Kate. I really do, but you looked great with that haircut. Not as good as you look now, but you looked great. Next time, shave your head and borrow sewigs.

and should. Steph, I believe that means you're going to need to get, we're at $700 because Travis Gilbert is a saint amongst men. Will you please go get your wig on, honey? Yeah, I'll be back. And then we owe a shot. Okay, stuff will be back.

So, Bonnie, New York movie and L.A. movie. It's so hard because being from Brooklyn and New York, there's just so many, I mean, freaking movies. Like, I can't, I mean, like Goodfellas. I'd probably, like, I'd have to pick. I'd have to just because it's. Yeah. But once upon a time in America is also one of my favorites.

Again, but there's so, so many, so many movies about New York, right? Oh, and Tootsie. Oh, I love that movie so much. Yeah, I could keep going about Brooklyn and New York. Yeah, L.A. What was that movie with Kurt Douglas when he goes, Michael Douglas when he goes nuts. I love that one.

American president. Don't have it. Remember he goes crazy and he has like rage and he goes around. He beats everybody up in one day. Someone's going to tell us. Someone's going to tell us. Oh, Ant Man. Wait.

Wall Street. Falling down. Falling down. Falling down. Falling down. Training. The cat never fails us. Training day is one.

And for me and also, I got to to say um all outland i love it oh yeah yeah love it so much a lot of falling down fans in the chat right now yeah a lot of falling and also saul is on it today so i'll keep telling you all by the way falling down is a good call for a chick so just FY i should get some money for that oh bloop roxy boston movies some of the best movies on the planet are boston movies my favorite movie ever is goodwill hunting so that's my favorite boston movie of course um because it's so But like, I like all of those, like, depatted. I mean, there's, you're not going to name a Boston movie.

Boston would be depatid. Yeah, it's just there's, uh, I even like the town, regardless of Blake lively, just not understanding what Boston. Yeah, no, just are not, not being clear on. That is such a great script. Yeah. A good enough. Like one.

Yeah. Blake lively could play you, Roxy. Blake lively could also play you. Oh, I see it. The nicest thing you ever said, but she is probably got a, Showtime. It is so showtime. I mean...

Okay, why does this look so good, though? I don't know. You look so good. If you guys had to guess her, like, if this was what she walked into room as, I don't know whether I would think she was like 12 or 60. Or six. And also like Reader Moreno, West Side Story. I mean, truly, can you make it...

Is there a way to just make the screen stuff? Is that possible? I don't even know if my name is Steph anymore. Yeah, what is... It's so good. Yeah. It's such a good wig on you. I feel like you need to add some freckles to the tip of your note.

Like something... Okay, I'll be back. I'll be back. We're going... Okay, I can't actually mess up my makeup. No, no. This is so... It's amazing.

All right, we said... We said a shot at 700 dice. Ryan Payne donated $20. Oh, my God. Bonnie Bonnie. Don't be so hard on yourself. You are one of the most overlooked Shmowdown players in my book.

Even the best schmodeown pros forget the rules in a match. You're a fucking queen and I can't wait to see you in heels. Thank you. Great comment. You know, I'm going to do my Paris Hilton impression for that.

Thank you. So good. Thank you. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. Some people appreciate my.

Some people do. Oh, my God. Going back to Steph for just point two seconds. So, Steph, this is probably like the 80th time I've seen this red thing get pulled out because I don't know why it comes in more handy than anything else that you own. What is it? It's a scarf? It's a scarf from Amazon. And I got it.

for for I don't know what it like a costume probably and I use it all the time it is it feels like an extension of me like anytime I need to just like get into it I'm into it I feel like my name is like I feeling like a riso like a Rita I don't know what it is something like that like Westside like 1960s sexy West Side Story or like a burlette or like a showgirl a like a where's the rest of your hair. Yeah, I don't know. You might be Mitsy. I'm not sure. That you look amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much. Like a sexy Christmas elf. Like a I'm here to, yeah, watch out Mrs. Claus. I'm about to take your man, bitch.

I can't. I can't. Can you believe she made that wig work? I can't. And also, the way she came back on screen, I'm going to laugh about a bunch of things fake donated $20. The way she came back on. Oh, my God. I mean, look at that face. She just came back on and she was just like, what now? If I put that wig on?

How can I help you? Lies. You would pull it off. Trust me. This wig is meant to make everyone look good. Don't worry. I have to say, not one of us. Not one of us would pull.

And we are all great in our own right. Not one of us would pull off that wig the way you're pulling. going off. That is. It is, I'm not kidding, working. The wig, the nails. You belong in a musical. You belong on a stage somewhere.

I don't know where. Find it. Find your light. Broadway, I'm coming. No, with that voice. But this is what happens. Anytime I sing Bonnie has to interject and I'll lip sing, Bonnie will be singing.

Oh, that's what happens at 800. She's going to sing. I love rock and roll. but you're going to lip sync to it. So it's going to look like you're seeing it. Wow, we're only $45 away from that. Come on. Oh, my God.

What we said, we said 800, Bonnie was going to sing. Do you think that the Gen Z wants her in a side part here? Or is this a center part that she's supposed to be doing? No. I think center. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. It's really, it's really fun of. We only have 10 minutes left. We have 10 minutes left. but let's, well, Alex, give it to more of the stream lab so that he doesn't have a gallstone himself, although he could add it to the jar. Give you one. Yeah.

What's up, Alex? What do you got for us? Adrian Bailey says, hi. All Mug donated $20. Happy birthday, Steph. Thank you. Toda, Raba. Thank you.

Thank you, Amog. Tadabra. Uh, Adria. Adrian Bailey says, hi. Shabat, Salam. Bonnie Somerville in the house. I'm geeking out right now. Next to Roxy, I'm the biggest friends fan.

Happy birthday, Steph. Hope you have a great day. Mate, Sabrina, Roxy, Kate, and Bonnie, you are beautiful as always, your biggest fan in the UK. Thank you. Thank you. That was so sweet. Christian Veelstrup says, happy birthday to Steph all the way from Denmark. Yesterday I watched a film, Abel Ferreira's Miss 45, in which there is a scene where a homeless woman says,

All women do is laugh and sing and say the word pussy. Made me think of this show. You sure it wasn't our show? Yeah, it might have been our show. Um, also a shot reminder. Are we getting shots here? Yep. I didn't know. Was this a Steph shot or this was a collective shot or what was happening? I probably a collective shot, but I do have to parent and I can't have when Dickie tries to divorce me using this episode as grounds for me not, for me not to get my children. Okay. So to be honest, I didn't know we were going to be taking 11 in the morning shots. So my booze is in the other room and my, as we know, my honey is in Canada. So I'm going to have to go get it. Yeah, go grab it. Yeah. I'm going to have to go grab it. Yeah. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to.

Like empty stomach 11 a.m. No, he's coming back from Canada next week, though. Thank you for asking. Oh, great. Okay, perfect. So he'll be back. Yeah, yeah. I want to hear.

Will he be back in time for the live birth or? You know, I've been begging him because it's honestly even a point of contention. And frankly, I can't believe you just ask me as casually as you did because wouldn't you imagine what that would be like for me? I am. What that would be like, did you put yourself in my shoes for one second and my cream cheese? She was like Sabrina came out Ready

Yeah We hit it We hit it guys Yeah And with this cute glass I mean Sabrina is just like straight out of A Wes Anderson film

I think we can all agree on that Yeah And also Rita Rita out here I know I'm like we just host star in one Rita Yeah

Yes Rita and Sabrina Take the city Yeah, yeah. I'll have a better outfit than this one. Aren't you seeing West Side Story, like original vibes with that way? Yes, 100%. Better see some of America.

Yeah, go ahead, Alex, while the ladies get their shots prepped. Hitman Sabra says, happy birthday, Steph. I hope all your enemies surrender are destroyed. Do you feel why now that you are older? And are you just basking in newfound wisdom? Yes. I mean, this hair. is the extension of my wisdom.

So if that's saying anything, I'm a genius. Lady Dog Brandy donated $50. Happy birthday, Steph. Oh, my goodness. Love you so much, Queen, and I hope you have a great day. Thanks, Brandy. We love you.

Shop for Steph. Happy fucking birthday. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, this is I think we have to start the show with a shot. Oh, yeah. And then we'll get more and more inappropriate and get more and more money.

We'll just send our own money in because once I get drunk on my hair, I can buy an air friday a frat. By the time this week is done, it will be like 50, the first $50, we take a shot at $100 live birth at $120. starts putting her panties on her head. Uh, you know, those big, that shirt will come off. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Oh my God. Okay, Alex, what else do we got? Next one from inappropriate gay dude. Happy birthday stuff. Let the Pisces parade continue. Question ladies, on a scale from one to ten, 10 being super important. How important is the way a man smells as far as your physical attraction to him is

concerned? 10. Yeah. 10 probably. 10. 10. You all said 10? No, I don't mean, not that he doesn't stink.

For me, it's not that he doesn't stink. You like his smell, but that's a 10 important. That's fairones, though. Yeah, that's baromones. That's what I'm talking about. I have to say that Dave is the first guy I've ever met whose smell. He never has bad breath. And I have the worst breath.

I have like the worst breath. In the morning, it's horrendous. He never has bad breath. It's like he always smells delicious. I don't know what it is. And when he's sweat, that's even better. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Wow. That's hot. Yeah, that's hot. I was going to say, I thought I was going to put it way higher than you guys out of the seven. You guys put it as a 10. Like it's the most important thing. No, no. It's not the most important. How is it not the most important? 10. 10 means nothing else can be more important. No.

Oh, no, because that would be, that would say that everything, that would say that you could only have 10 items. You could judge them. Nothing is real. A lot of things can do it. Everything's at 10? Deroids. Yeah, can you rank what's most of the people for you guys. Kate, at what age did you meet your husband?

I was 26. We got married and 30. So when you're 30 in single, not everything can be a 10. I just need it to be at like a 6. Okay, that's fine. But what I'm saying is like if it was a bad smell, if it was a smell you didn't get into, what I'm saying is like it's a 10 in terms of get out. Like, if you like their smell, fine, that's fine.

But like, 10? You guys are all fucking, like, do you ever meet somebody that's like musty? Like, even like walk into the room and they're musty? Like, it's just the entire environment. I can't, I can't buy with that. This is so weird because I am the most smell of anybody I know. I am like, I am crazy about smells. Like, I'm always scared my breast smells.

I'm always scared I smell. I constantly am talking about smelling. And to me, it's a seven. It's pretty important. Roxy, you would never be. able to date me. I swear to God, I admit it. I don't know why. I sweat. No, I smell all the time, Bonnie. It'll be a sweaty smell, but it's never B.O. And I'm like work out and I'm like mortified. And he'll be like so stupid. He'll be like, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe you just want to take a little show,

a little show. I'm the same way. They called me, growing up, Bonnie, they called me robo. It stood for Roxy body odor. Don't at me. We probably would at me. We probably would date. But the problem is we wouldn't notice our smell. We wouldn't know. It would be so bad. Our apartment would be like condemned by like the health services. Mm-hmm. Look at this.

I love your step. You are like, you are like, you are like, all the scarf. Every time I took her, she's got a new thing on. I'm obsessed with stuff. It's wild. Like a gorgeous 1950s pin up something. Honestly, it's kind of a childbirth thing happening kind of.

Yeah. is the child. Yeah. We got it. That was so much more peaceful than what actually happens. Alex, you were saying something, honey. What were you saying? Yeah, we got someone special.

Tori X-Rose donated $20. One time I tried cuddling with a guy and he smelled so bad I just wanted to go. It was so hard to be near him. I felt so bad. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Can't do it.

That's hard. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's a 10. get out of there. It's a, it's a 10. I didn't mean it was the most important though. I just thought no, but I'm saying it's, it's, yeah. 10 means nothing is more important. Oh, it's rising 9.5 then. Works when you give examples and go, what's more important and then you do scale one to 10, but if someone asks you one saying, you want all of your things need 10, you, uh, fuck all of you.

No, not all of my things are 10s. Fuck you. I love that breathing before it. Okay, but what is a 10? Fuck you do. Alex. What's most important? You guys, no one can, no one, what's most important is that Ryan doesn't have a panic attack. Yeah, what was Alex reading? Loyalty. Loyalty is most important.

Hands down, no question. Write that down. Smells pretty much. That game. Copy, copy. Well, someone special stream lived in saying, hey, babe, FY I'm downstairs making you an epic breakfast for you when you're done on SCN. Tell stuff, happy birthday for me. That was from Roxie's boyfriend.

Oh, my God, honey. Roxie, you have upstairs downstairs downstairs in Canada? It's so wild. Wait, Rox, do you have a place in Canada? Yeah, no, yeah. She's got hos and area codes, Bonnie. You know, that's why you haven't, that's why nobody's ever met him,

because he's just in Canada for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, thank you for asking. And if you were curious what part he's in the, He's in that, Edmonton, the South part. He's in the South part. South part, also known as the United States. And what's up, Alex?

Yeah, no, souther than that. It's the Mexico part of Canada. Dagan says, here is today's deep question for you all to ponder. What is a number, if not a sexy number? That's a great question. That's a great question. That's right. Keep going, Alex.

We'll just keep having a deep out. He says, hey, ladies, happy birthday, step. Sorry, no Schmovots today, but I'm happy to support in any way. way I can. However big or small, it may be. Nice to see Bonnie again. I appreciate you. Let's take it's a pound town. Take it's a pound town. Pound him out. Alex pound him out. Garth Hardness McMurray says from November 2019 on I sent in super chats trying to set up Bonnie and Ben Goddard. I'm thankful I failed so she could find true love. I made a bagels and rocks joke in chat that Roxy read and that started rumors. Then it was rumors of him and Sabrina. Your turn, Steph.

Oh yeah. Steph and Goddard are next. Wow. Steph, you took our man. You took mine, Sabrina. Oh, you mean beautiful, Ben? Yeah. I mean, looking like that, can we compete? Can we compete? No, but I mean, everything. He's running his hand through my head right now.

Oh, boy. Go off camera. All right, Trash Panda says, thanks for yesterday's COVID boner discussion. I had a couple of painful ones back in January and figured it was COVID-related. Never actually Googled it, because I just assumed I was a moron for thinking it was a realistic side effect.

It's a real thing that they're saying. Oh, I hope you're okay. And you're not dead. You said that was January. Yeah. You're not going to be done. Yeah, your 10 days is up, so. Adrian Bailey says, hi, Kate.

That photo is, Ryan, that's really stressing me out. Adrian Bailey says, hi, Kate, that photo was beautiful. I wish I could look like that when I am 39 in May. You look beautiful, Kate. I'm a couple of months younger than you. you look 100 times better than me that's not true there's no one oh Alex just broke we broke Alex we broke Alex yeah Ryan Ryan and the truth is it was us dragging our heels this whole show

that's really the stressful thing it's not Ryan is the problem Ryan's the problem not honest yeah Garth Harkness McMurray says thanks for sharing those photos with us Kate you were wicked gorgeous in the in the wicked gorgeous in them I think you should try that look again someday i'll leave you with these few words as you wish oh for us underscore shake donated twenty dollars sorry and late but happy birthday step thank you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday yeah i mean so good Can we, okay, we're going to have to recapture that and have Steph lips lipsing to it at some point.

Yeah, yeah, Bonnie, you are so good. It's crazy. We have plenty more to get to, but since we're all going to be back here tomorrow, would you want to get to these tomorrow? Do you want to finish this? Yes, and I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We really, we really get a little gabby. Brian, that's really stressing me out.

Can you stop? Ryan, we know you're breathing, just stressing us out. Your existence right now. I know you're there. I can feel you. So we owe karaoke from Bonnie and we owe staff lip syncing to it. I will do it tomorrow. I swear to God, I will do, you know, we're going to make more money tomorrow, okay?

Yes. We owe it today, though. We hit 800. So we'll do it tomorrow. I'll do it tomorrow. Oh, okay. All right. We will start with that.

I'm actually going to practice. Yeah, let's start with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to open up. show with step acting out thank you so much for all your donations they're going to open up the show with step um lip syncing to the song bonnie will you do you know what song it's going to be will be i love rock and roll okay so step you're going to need to practice too oh you're going to need to get those lips those lipsings working well now my nipples are hard so okay but i will

okay let's hey ryan you're stressing this out but hit that music there is thank you for everyone for your generous donations to celebrate the one, the only, Step Sabraa, Marina Rita Moreno, Ms. Manelli. Just every, every fabulous woman that ever existed on the Broadway stage. There she is. Take you bow. To Sabrina Ramirez. She's going to Poundown after this show, everybody. Happy birthday. To Bonnie Somerville. Tune in tomorrow to see her. karaoke for us. I love rock and roll and to smell Dave. We're all going to get a sniff of Dave tomorrow. I can't wait. And finally, Roxy Stryor, Roxie, who is going to officially, we're going to set

an attainable goal for the live birth because we know. $10,000 or bust you all lost out. Everybody wants this live birth. Roxy, we're going to give you, we're going to give you a live birth tomorrow. It's going to happen. You guys have been awesome. Thank you so much for all your generous donations, all your love today. Steph, have the greatest birthday ever. We are out of here. Go be nice. Bye.

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