The Kristian Harloff Show - Dune Coming to Cinemas First, HBO MAX After - SEN LIVE #388

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

It's Tuesday, bring out the party people! Today, your favorite Roxy Striar is hosting! She's joined by Brett Sheridan (he's back!), Ben Goddard, Alex Marzoña, and Malcolm Switzer to talk about Dune coming to the big screen before streaming. We might (might) also be discussing the Dear Evan Hansen trailer, Attack the Block 2, and Amazon possibly acquiring MGM. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Is that a hesitation? I'm using my invitation. You probably take it on. What's up? Welcome back to Essian live, guys. Now it's quiet on this morning. I'm Roxy Scrier alongside Brett Sheridan. Hello. Oh, hello. Cool. Is it an echo?

Welcome back. Is this your first show back? Yeah, I think so. Where am I? What day is it? What time is it? I'm actually not short. All I know is that today's show is accurate. Yeah. And on point, and we're going to deliver you real news from the real source.

No debates necessary. We have facts here. I agree. In an office in 2003, because we're just sending faxes. The voice of reason, Ben Potter, I agree. I think that no matter what, the lesson in life is double down. Yes. This we know, there's only one option always.

Stick to your guns and double down. like we were watching a like a bunch of random assortment of videos last night on stream and these flat earthersers like there's this thing like you know it's like a you know what are those things called where you measure flat stuff brett a level a level and there's like a $20,000 one with like lasers that prove like the yeah a measuring date but I heard that roxy um it's like a $20,000 one because the earth moves 15 degrees every hour as it rotates. And with the $20,000 one, you can prove that if the earth is flat. But they got the $20,000 one. And guess what? The earth was moving 15 degrees an hour and they didn't

know what to do. They were like, well, apparently something's broken on this. I don't, I don't know what's going on with this. But today, we are the flat earthers when I come in I feel bad because like imagine making it to this point in life and doubling down to that extent and then being like, take my money, I'm not going to pay my taxes this year. Instead, my $20,000 is going to this device that's going to prove all you mofos wrong and then being wrong. Like that sucks. And then what they said afterwards, because I've seen this documentary, they go, oh, well, that's the heavenly radiation that is affecting our instrument. The Earth is certainly flat. It's just the right... I think it's on Netflix. We need more money to get more tool.

It's behind the curve, right? That's the one? Yeah. Yeah. It's on Netflix, guys. You should go watch it because there's like three unequivocally proven moments that the Earth is not flat in that movie. And they just like, well, I don't know.

And then like, it was like cut away. I don't think a lot of people saw it because like Dune, it was released in theaters first and then on HBO Max so you know we just I think that's why a lot of people haven't seen this one yet Ben because it just got to stream Yes very similar similar

You know who's never behind the curve ooh rocks slaying it today Alex Marzonia hello friend Hello I have a friend who actually is a flat earther and like and she believes a bunch of conspiracy theories and I feel like I can never argue with her because she's just going to get you know the problem's just going to compound and I'm just like no we're fine but you know what she's not

here today and I'm glad so that she doesn't have to argue with us today but we're all here and it's a Tuesday I'm happy Roxy I have to say I have a lot of friends from a different walks of life and different cities and countries and with different beliefs and that I don't think I could do I do not think I could be friends of the flat earther I'm too combative of a person and it would just always come up. Like, I am not capable of being like, I understand you are a flat earther, and you do you. I'm back. I don't have that in my blood. I just want you guys to know. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, that is tough for sure, because it's just like, how? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever ask her about it, Alex? I just disengage. Just, it's not worth it.

It's not worth getting into all that. Okay. So. So. Yeah. Yeah. Same with me. That's kind of my practice. I just disengaged. You know, I don't ask any questions and don't have any curiosity about things. I'm able to let things go really easy and it's been so nice for my life to be living with that. Yeah, that's pretty much, settles the score. Guys, we've got a different kind of game going on today. Y'all know it's a Tuesday, which means that we're playing something weird. But I've been deciding that we've been in quarantine for a long time. None of us have been very active. So I was going to help you guys out a little bit here by making you get up and move.

No, we're not doing an aerobics class. It sounds like I was just about to make you guys, like, do a bunch of jumping jacks or some shit. Get on your feet. Don't stop. Get up and make it happen. That's all I got. The greatest, because somehow you, like,

jiggled closer to the camp. Yeah, no. Wow. That was a group. That was Bob. And I'm not out about it. What we're doing today is kind of a mixture of scavenger hunt and show and tell.

So I have a list of things that I'm going to ask each of you guys every time we hit a $50 mark to individually grab from your households. You're going to have to do it as quickly as you can and bring it back and tell us what the fuck it is. If you want to understand more how this game works, you're just going to have to get us to our first $50 because then it will be pretty self-explanatory after that. So just trust me on this one, I have some bizarre things that I'm going to make them go

grab. And I think, I think as always, because you guys, love when we torque your Brett so much. I'll probably start with Brett on this one, but we will go around in a circle every $50, and I'll make them go. I wish Malcolm would play, but he's still trapped in the

Zoom closet. I could post pictures. Just like R. Kelly. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Flat Earth, R. Kelly. Well, how's your bingo card going there, Brett? And we had an R. Kelly

reference. Really good. I'm very happy about that. I just need a Disney outfit to win. You have a Disney outfit? I heard something on the radio about somebody getting ticked out of Disney because of some booty shorts or something. Really?

I feel like that if anybody would know this story would be you. Yeah. Well, I remember that that girl that got kicked out, well, not even kicked out. They just made her change because her tinkerbell costume was like really good. And they're like, hey, like, we don't want little kids confusing you for an employee here.

So we need you to change. You're not getting kicked out. We're giving you, like, they literally let her go shopping for what she wanted. Oh, that's nice. They literally like, hey, here's some clothes for you. And then she was like on the news, like crying about it. I'm like, shut the, but I remember those are the rules, done the rules.

Like if you show up to Disneyland, you're not allowed to wear a costume. That's the whole fucking point. You can wear, that's how they started. What's it called? I know that this is wrong because it's the company we work for. Sky Bounding? It's just called Bounding, Disney Bounding.

Oh, just Bounding. Oh, okay. I was like, this doesn't sound right. Disney Bounding so that you could like color block the colors they were doing because you're not allowed to wear a costume. Yeah, you can't like cosplay, but, you know, like people wear like, you know, like red shorts and a blue shirt or something like that. and like, quote unquote, be like snow white or something.

Yeah. Apparently was barely a shirt and barely shorts. I didn't Google it for the sake of my family. Allow me, Brett. People have to chill. People have to chill. I'm sorry. Maybe that's the wrong response, but it's hot.

And I haven't seen the image. Wait, is this like a new story or like? I heard it on, oh gosh, Valentine and the more. morning, something my daughter likes. Like the... The date says like 2015. Really? Yeah. Maybe they were...

Maybe it was a rerun of a radio show. Do they do that? Yeah, I think so. When they take time off, you've never been listening to the radio and all of a sudden they're referencing something and you're like, wait, what? James Wheeler donated $50. Let's do it, proxy, my favorite mass hole on YouTube. Love that.

Tell me the first time who sent it. Why can I, why do I always miss the names? Alex. James, James Wheeler. James Wheeler! James, motherfuckerge dealer! That's what I'm talking about James Wheeler. All right.

Right. You're going to be our guinea pig on this one. All right. Okay, let's see. All right, we'll start light. Grab something that you've owned for more than 10 years. More than 10 years. Okay.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. You can't grab your wiener. Wow. That would have been really bad. Right. Do you own your wiener? Yo, put that fucking one right now. Yeah, no, I need to.

So, talk to this. I got this on a shirt. I got this on a shirt. Take off the v neck. Because I need to see the chest hair in that bad board. Oh, I didn't realize we were doing strip again. All we've got to do strip S-E-N soon. That'll be fun.

All right, Brett, what is this? Yeah, maybe. Aloha motherfuckers. Glorious shirt. What do we got? Yeah, I got this when I was in junior higher high school on like a church mission trip in a thrift store on a reservation, actually. I was doing some mission work and cleaning up.

and they had the thrift store was amazing. I think I got like six or seven different shirts or whatever. I'm not thrifting. I just recently saw this article as like 15 things that rich people ruined. And thrift shopping was one of them because it's like out here, it's all the big stores where they go get all the good shit. You know, we didn't, and Target sells the funny T-shirts and things like that. But I had to go get mine.

Like I wore a shirt in college that said D. Hart's Bill. and people were like, who's D and Bill? I go, I don't know, but they were in love. I mean, like, world's best grandma was one of my shirt. Like, they used to have to, like, go thrifting for those, but now they're, like, at Target for $40. I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah.

So, Brett, is this still in rotation? I, you know what? I had it out because I think I was going to use it as a flouse shirt maybe, but it was, yeah, it's, I don't, I don't wear it out anymore. Wow. You go to a house, gosh. Another rich person ruining thrifting for everything. What is the material on this?

Oh, it's cotton. It's nice. I do own polyester shirt too. Yeah, I was so, too. I was really hoping it was. Polyester was my go-to for thrift shopping, and I don't know what happened to all of them. I have, like, one left that I did use for a flouse or whatever, but all the polyester designs from the 70s were just, mm, chefs kiss. I was really hoping this was like one of those Versacee knockoffs. It's the silk with that collar. You know, close enough, though, close enough.

Brett, thank you for sharing with us. I feel like there's something we need to say after show and tell. You know, it's like, it's like, hi, Brett. I'm Brett and I'm out. Hi, Brett. So thank you, Brett. Thank you. Thank you.

Did you ever, I don't remember myself and it's strange because I feel like I was embarrassed most of my life. But did you ever, were you embarrassed by something you brought in because nobody reacted to it to a show and tell? Like you thought it was so great and they were like, cool next. I'm trying to... All the time, I feel like how it happened. Yeah. Because I just liked shit. Nobody else liked.

So I would bring in like a rock that I made into a turtle or something. Yeah. Like, why did you pick up rocks and make them into a turtle? I'd be like, I don't know. I don't know. You know, there's no... I never, ever. I was so uncool growing up to the other people.

Like, nothing I ever brought in was cool. I remember I brought in my grandma once. And I was really... I can't remember. Like, I know. we did show until I just cannot remember I think I brought in my salamander I know I brought in my salamander one time

and that was a big hit well yeah animals definitely yeah I think we had to go to the parking lot one time because somebody had like a baby donkey or something listen I grew up in Nebraska

and like you we all went out and only one person had a baby donkey yeah no it was what's a baby donkey called a baby donkey a little ass boom Oh. That's a shirt on, Roxy.

Watch out. This is a new Brett. I feel like this is a crop of these Brett, flirt and flowers. Like, this is a new, I don't know who he is. Like, I feel like he's Brett Bridges. Like, he's related to Bo and Jeff Bridges. Like, this is Brett Bridges that we've been introduced to. Brett Bridges here for action.

Right. Along those lines. Yep. Mm-hmm. I'm liking Brett Bridges. Brett, go shave. Like, I know I'm growing a mustache. I need you to go full magnum P.I.

With that shirt on. Oh, all right. That's divorce material right there. My wife showed up to swim class one time, and I had a mustache, and she was meeting me. It was my son's swim class. And she looks to me, goes, nope. I'm like, all right, I'll shave it when I get home. How much do you guys care with your facial hair, what your significant other and or person that you're crashing on gives a fuck about it?

50 bucks a piece, we'll tell you. What? No, I just I don't care. If my wife says shaving my whole face, I'll shave my whole face. I don't like to make those decisions. If she says, I don't like you shave in your head anymore. She says, grow it out.

I'm like, okay. But I'm also not like one of these guys that's like, you need to have your hair long. I like it when it's long. You know, she's like, should I do a bob? Do a bob. I don't care. You know who doesn't give a shit what anybody else says?

Brett Bridges Yeah Red Bridges I don't care Shit Don't cross his bridges What about you guys Ben do you give a shit

What anybody else That you're I think I would care If I had a partner I think I like you know I think I'd I'd be like Oh I'm only gonna keep it

You know I'm gonna shave this after Like a certain date anyways So I'd be like Oh I'm doing this for this Or something like that You know But like

I don't know I've been single For so long I don't know what I would Do you feel? Do you feel diet at all or is it just the lighting? It seems a little darker. It works with you. I look like rapy 70s cop. Like it's so like there's no way for me to not look rapy with a mustache.

I'm trying to like cover your face right now with my, but I can't. Let's see if I can go through some pictures and maybe we'll pop one up. Yes, please. Yeah. Alts, you give a crap when any many things about your facial hair? I think I would. if I have a partner, just because I'm not the one looking at myself. She's the one looking at me, so. Alex, you seem like somebody spends a lot of mirror time. That's good. Mirror time.

Mirror time. It landed really well. Thanks everybody for love. Jokes. Always appreciate you guys. If you want to see Ben Goddard have to go grab something, this next one's going to be a good one. Then send in that $50.

$50. We want to hear from you guys. And after we get to 500, I was thinking, I don't know yet. I was thinking about maybe opening it up to them, them making us go grab things of their choice when they send in school. I like that. I like that a lot. We have to hit the 500 first because I've got a whole list of things and priorities, baby. Prioritize.

That's the whole move. Once we get to 500, we get to have the real fun. But until we're there, it's all business. Brett Bridges. Yeah. In my fake glasses. Oh, I just told you guys that I needed to not put my arms up because I don't know if I've shaved them. Oh, that's all right.

There's a lot of deodorant clumpies under there right now. You guys get those? Clumpies? Yeah. Not with Native. Lately with the Native that I've been using. But, yeah, like in those old sticks for sure. That's a really good point.

I think. Native's great. I really like it. I actually have been using that when I'm around that. house and I don't, not that we need to talk about that right now, but I just really like the smell of them. But then sometimes I will say that I will put on, like, if I don't put it on all throughout the day because I'm alone by myself, it's like a nice little present to me before I go to bed. I'll like put it on there because I wanted to smell good at my shoes. Before bed? Wow.

If I don't put deodorant on after the shower, it's not going on. Are you a morning shower? I'm a night shower. I'm just like anytime I need it, I don't really have like a certain time of day. I did shower after like I had my first bar shift. I took a shower. That felt great like after the bar shift. I'm really happy for you. No, it's really good.

So before we move forward with this game, because you guys are being slow as shit in the Schmo bot, don't worry, it will happen for us. I can feel it manifesting it. Let's talk about that title story that everybody is stoked about, the one that we prepped for the show, that is

neat-ass accurate. Alex, talk to me about what's going on. Yeah, Alex, the fact-checker and storymaker.

So with AT&T and Discovery possibly merging, their companies and Warner Media being spun off from that.

There was a little tidbit of news that we got that Dune will not go to HBO Max right away,

day and date. It'll first hit theaters and then 45 days later, it'll hit HBO Max, but we're getting some conflicting reports that it will actually go to HBO Max. Roxy, what do you think is more true?

What do you want to see happen? Would you rather have it go to theaters first or day and day? Well, I'm not going to tell you guys, because that's for me to know. Curtis Lopez donated $20. What's up, Hessey and crew yesterday we talked about favorite childhood toys, but what are some of y'all's favorite childhood video games. Mine are the Pokemon Games, Super Smash Bros., 64, and Mele-Mario, Party, and of course, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2.

Great ones. Thank you so much for the support. $30 more to get Ben Goddard to go have to grab something. Favorite video games as kids? Ben, what did you play, grown-out? A big Golden Eye guy. Like, I mean, that was prime video gaming right there. I'll still beat anyone in Goldenham.

in Golden Iron, I'll still beat anyone in Mario Kart 64. I don't know about this new Switch Mario Kart with the hang gliders and all the fancy stuff. Give me Mario Kart 64, Yoshi, and it's Game Over, baby. I loved actually both those games as well. I feel like I more watched my brother play because it's hard to get him to let me play along because I suck. I don't know if you guys know this about me.

I suck at video games. And I'm not fun when I'm not good at. at things. I like throw total tantrums. Like when I go mini golfing, I take the bat, the club and I fucking throw it on the ground. Maybe that's why you're so bad at minigolfing.

I'm taking the bat, I throw it on the ground and I'm like, fuck this, you all suck it and you shit too. And like, I'm just not, I'm not a fun bird when I'm not good at things. So I like the ones that you like,

but also Zelda. I like Zelda. Oh, Aquarine of Time was the only Zelda I play, but it was a lot of fun. Bro, would you play? Um, I, I did all the Nintendo. I, I mean, I started out with the Atari and, you know, those were the best games, you guys. I mean, talk about ease of play when playing tank. You weren't just constantly spinning around and wanting to scream. Um, then, then Pac-Man came out on Atari and it was nothing like the arcade. It was super stupid. No, uh, I loved all the, I still do. I play the Nintendo OG ones with the switch. I've got the, uh, the subscription. So, uh, My son and I are playing punch out recently, and he's learning the rage that I felt as a child.

But you can back up in that one. You can go from like, you could get hit, and you can back up a little bit and try that to dodge it again. Big time cheating. Don't like that. It's cheating if you can do it. Yeah. No, no. Yeah.

I don't know. But, yeah, I beat both the OG Zelda's wild couple months back. No big deal. Alex, are you about to show us what you play? Oh, yeah, this is show and tell. Got my old game boy color, OG. Nice. I was never a big game boy guy.

Yeah, I had Pokemon Gold on this thing. It's somewhere in this drawer down there, but that was my game. I got a Golden Eye, me and my brother would play. He's much older than me, so he would navigate, and that would be the one shooting. You can do that on two different controllers. Alex, you were a big brother? Yeah. How old is he?

he is right now he is he's nine years older than me he is 37 I really like right now he's 37 a few years ago he was still nine years old than me nine years ago he was my age yeah yeah word saves us from doing math I think that

I this is the same as your game boy but do any of you guys still have your iPad iPods mine got stolen out of my car Like, Malcolm, we're twins. Really? Yeah, I had an iPod classic with like the 200 gigs or whatever. It played movies and everything.

Wow. Our photo. Malcolm. And then did somebody break your window and the window costs more than what the iPod was worth? No, they just opened my car. Oh, no, I had a $150 windshield repair for something that was worth a nickel, I think, at the time. Malcolm. What?

You're one of those people who leaves your car unlocked. No, I don't know how they got in. Why is I good, Brett? My dad always told me this. If there are a lot of smash and grab people in your neighborhood and stuff like that, my brother actually runs into this in New Orleans, it's better just to not keep anything in your car and leave it open because they'll just open it up and go through it and they won't find anything.

But if they'll smash it together. But that insurance won't cover anything. that's missing. But if you don't have anything that isn't worth it, you just don't keep anything that's worth anything in your car because they're going to smash those. They're going around neighborhoods in New Orleans just and like guys will radio to another guy that like, oh, the, you know, security guy that's driving around is on this street and they'll boom, boom, boom, boom, and smash out the car.

So, yeah, just don't keep anything you want not stolen in your car. And, you know, these days people don't really have like upgraded stereo systems. That was the thing with me is like I had a sub-bluffer. That was the big one in my high school where you could like, you know, take it out and take it with you. Yeah. Oh, the stereo? Mm-hmm. Guys, $30 more.

Let's go. I want to see what Ben Godder grabs for this next one that I ask him. Going back to what Alex was talking about, though, this, uh, Dune HBO Max, theaters, theaters HBO Max, one of those scenarios that I, as I told you, as I know, but I'm not going to tell you. I feel like in life you should always be malleable that you're supposed to be like water and subject to change and growth.

And if Dune announced that they were going straight to HBO Max and then our world is in a state where they don't have to do that and they can go into theaters and that's the better business move, then I'm not going to sit here and be like, ha, ha, ha, I told you so. I'm going to be stoked that that's the place that our world is in.

So obviously that's where my heart is. But do I think that a lot of companies like to double down and triple down and stick to, as we talked about, their guns? And this is what we said we would do. So this is what we're going to do. Yeah. So do I think it's likely that they'll release in both places at once probably? What do you think about this, Ben?

I'm glad it's going to theaters and HBO Max at the same time. I think that'll offer it the most success, honestly, because I know this. This is supposed to be a two-part movie. I know the book is two parts. Like, you know, there's like two different parts of the book. ...Degenerated $50. Alex is the only one on screen with facial hair that doesn't scream stay 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds. Playgrounds. What that says about me, I don't know. Wait, Alex is the only one, not Brett, with two kids and a beautiful family?

What the fuck? Jake, shut the fuck up. Ben, do you not even see me on screen? You don't have facial hair. He said, he said, Alex is the only one who doesn't have facial hair that screams. What's my facial hair saying to you? It's like a soft whisper. I probably do. I think I do have a little bit of a mustache.

I need to probably wax it. No, you can't see it. All right. It's pretty blonde. All right. Cool, cool. Alex, good for you that you're the least creepy of the bunch. Thanks, Jake.

I appreciate that. All of you guys look great. but I really appreciate Jake Yacaveta supporting us so that we can get Ben Goddard to go grab something great. All right, what am I getting? Okay, I was going to say we'll do it right after this talk, but nope, we'll do it right now

because that sounds like better timing. Okay, Ben Goddard. Bring us something that you wouldn't want a girl to see on a first date. You wouldn't want a girl to see on a first date. Let me see what I can do here. Like she comes back to your place and you grab this and you hide it under the bed real fast. Wait, Brett, you're muted. Brett, you're muted.

No. No, Brett. We've lost it. Is it everything that's behind him? I was going to... Hey, baby, check out my poor. He got up and he left the room real quick. He was like, all this shit in here.

No. That's the good stuff. Not the bunny from the... I can't. even think of the movie. What's the bunny cop down there below? Oh, you probably can't see that on the same shot. Zootopia. Oh, which is now just known as

Zoo. There's a different title for that movie now. Really? Why? Well, the show is called Zootopia Plus. No, no. Zootopia. You know when you start talking and you're like, get this right, Rock. I'm telling you, they had some legal issue and then they changed the European name was different, and then they changed the name as well. Wow.

I don't think I'm wrong, but somebody should fact check me on this, because I might be telling you on my ass, but I don't think I am. Check on Disney Plus and see what it's called. Zootropolis in various regions. Yeah, Zutropolis. Okay.

Are you sure that's the title on Disney Plus now, too? That's not totally that important, but I'm really glad I wasn't completely wrong. You know, when you start to check your sanity and you're like, did I make this whole story up? Every second of my life. Yeah. See, every second of my life.

What do you think he's going to bring us? A toy of some sort? I don't know. It's been a long time. He's been gone a while. I'm shocked with how many things he's not embarrassed of. Maybe he's, well, he might be just ready to have someone come over

so there isn't anything. Oh, earphones. Good one. What is this thing that you just grabbed back? So I remember I went to a dick sporting goods and I was looking for a pull-up bar. Okay. And this, like a solo pull-up bar was 20 bucks. And then I saw this like complete gym thing.

And it was also 20 bucks. And I had like a pull-up bar. It had the perfect push-up thing. It had like the hang. I don't know. I've never used these because I don't trust it. But it's got like the things you hang from a pull-up bar. And you can do like, you know, the leg lifts.

Yeah. And it had this. And I made sure I was like, is this like a bad pull-up bar? It had this. It had a shake weight. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You have shake weight.

Oh, my God. I'm never going to use this, but I was like, is this like a bad pull-a-bar? And like, am I going to die using this shake weight? Yeah, hold it up in front of your face. You really never tried it? Oh, I've used it. Y'all, it's a workout. It is.

You have one too, too, right? Give me get myself in the proper frame. I know that they are a fish. I mean, it is a good. It's kind of like that thing I brought. Not okay. The sound. The sound adds to it.

So you weren't just trying there. It was really doing that. It was, oh yeah, that's just the sound it makes. Damn. Really good. You know, my favorite comment in the chat from Anarchy is it's Ben's ex-girlfriend. That's something you, wouldn't want to see a girl to see coming over.

Your ex is also saying his porn collection in the corner. This isn't the fucking 90s, Anarchy. Like, I go on Porn Hub. Like, I don't have Playboys up here. Yeah, he's not a, he's not a hoarder, God. Porn magazine in the wood.

I think there's a porn, like, hoarder. Jesus. Horder. No. All right. Well, well, Malcolm's just, like, dropping all these things are, like, Did we live the same life? I mean, yeah, you had to go to a dumpster behind a 7-Eleven

where some kids stashed a couple of playboys. That was our porn. You think you got it hard now. You'll fucking gin see. They probably do have it hard now, Brett. Yeah, they do. It's actually scary how fast my kids could find porn even with blocking and stuff. That's what I'm trying.

I always say, like, whenever we have the ad read, I'm like, make sure you go to hellotushy.com because it's that easy. It's that easy to make that mistake and fall into a deep... I think you wanted to make that mistake, Ben. I think you were hoping... I'm not big into the butt porn, honestly. I'm not big into it.

Oh, very interesting. I do like that today we have done a really good job about talking about Tushy and Native. Yeah. Is there anything, Brett, that you actually want to tell us about today? Well, we could probably talk about Clear. Hell yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure everybody's itching to get back to what they love. Me too.

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Bloccy Bucci. I'm muted. Who, we can't hear you. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I'm back. I was like, they're just ignoring me. It just was sad.

I'm really sorry about that. I was asking Brett all about his trip. I just wanted to make him a time and just how his flight was in general, how his family is. Talk to us. Okay. Oh, the moment's past. Yeah, yeah. It's not past.

No, no, it is. I've got that post-vacation kind of. Oh. It's just that like when that summer camp, doldrums. You know. You're living on the high and then afterwards, you're wearing this amazing shirt as Brett Jangles. What's his name?

Brett Bridges. Brett Jengals. Brett Jangles. Brett jangles is my tushy name. Oh, you just my head. I don't know what I'm about to sing. So just remember that I don't know what I'm about to say. It was like,

Duh-da-da-da-da-call-bitch-go-gangles. No? Yeah, it's a yin-angels. Brad Dad Talks donated $20. Yo, what's up? Speaking of gingerly, when I was around 12, my buddy and I found a garage that was cracked open,

and when we looked inside, it was full of porn magazines. We would take a... you and sell them to our friends. My first business venture. Nice. That's awesome. Wow, I wonder, like, how much were you selling those to your friends for at the time?

Like, if somebody came to... What a genius kid that, like, he didn't, like... I feel like most kids would have just, like, taking the porn. Probably at first, Ben. What? Probably at first. But I'm just saying, like, what a genius, like...

Like, hey, instead of, like, just hoarding this and not telling anybody about it, We're going to sell it. You probably got them very sticky and then passed them on. Jesus Christ, Roxanne. I wish I didn't say it, but I thought it. And then it came out so fast that I couldn't stop it. We've all been there, Roxy.

I were living in that moment. Going back to the more important topics at hand, like Dune and such, Brett, what do you think they're going to do here? I think they're going to do what they just said they were going to do. and they're going to do it. In theaters first, is that what the new story is? I'm so confused because we've been telling the lie. It's the same as it was prior to us talking about it today.

It's just in both places at once. And I think that's fine. I think that's how everything kind of could be. I mean, you know, I haven't been to a movie yet, but people are going and they're opening. You know, Ben, you've been to several, right? I have. It's been great. I'm curious to,

like to see how it's going to be with movies like Dune and Black Widow and, you know, bond and stuff like that. Because I feel we haven't- DATOCES donated $20. Around $5 a magazine. Deal was they had to be clean. Oh, my God. Index moment.

You just donated four magazines to us. Thank you. Yes. You're awesome. Thank you for that. That will make Alex go do something in a second. But Brett, back to you. Were you just talking?

Our bandwidth. Ben, no. No, I'm good. Ben, it was really important. I wanted to hear exactly what you had to say. I'm excited for this movie. It's my most anticipated since last year. So if it's, I was going to see it in theaters regardless.

Like, even if it came to HBO Max, I was thinking about waiting, you know, if theaters were so closed. But I don't know, I still, you know, we don't know, like, how they measure success on streaming services. Like, they've been around forever and we still don't know how to measure them. Like, if a movie's successful or if it makes money, if it gets a lot of views. But I think this will be perfect for a movie like doing that probably won't get a huge box office, but it'll get views on HBO Max and people will stay home and watch this two and a half

three hour movie. That's going to be this cool sci-fi epic with a bunch of names you know. And so I'm I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited too. I think that the more open, the more places, the more choices that we have, the more people can see it. And this is a movie people have been wanting to see for a really long time. We'll see what they do. Yeah. Yeah. I like with yesterday's news of- I'm never going to move on without asking you. Thanks. I know. Every time you're like, no, no, I won't, I swear. It sounded like you're ready to segue. I was like, kind of- I was just commenting again, but you're right. You're right. I should throw you first. Alex, what do you think? Um, I think that, you know, yesterday's the article wrong, Alex, what do you think? Yeah. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys.

Yeah, with yesterday's news of Warner media being spun off of AT&T and, like, getting basically the, letting the entertainment part of Warner be stuck with the entertainment side. I thought that meant that, you know, all of Jason Keelar, the guy who made this decision, essentially, to put HBO Max movies day and date with theatrical releases. I thought that that would be struck down in that. yesterday's news of June being in theaters first would mean that other movies would have the same thing and that his whole

decision that whole structure would go wrong would go away and as a theater nerd I would love to have no day and date at all but as Roxy was saying I think yeah it does lead

to accessibility with people who can't go to theaters with people who aren't really sure if they want to risk their money being spent. So I get either side, I just, I just think that I would rather have it in theaters first. Okay. It's hard for me because I think it's hard for a lot of people. My laziness sometimes overpowers my want to see the art in its true form. So like, if it's on digital, that's where I'm watching it. Because getting myself to the theater proves to be something that I'm like stone on my couch and don't always want to do. But I love going to the movie theaters. So I just really hope that I have it in me for Dune and with press screenings,

I'm sure that I'll be able to sack up and figure it out. But I really hope that I decide to go to theaters and don't just like be a hermit for the rest of my life. If things just continue to get released at home, because I have a tendency to be like, eh, but it's you. Do you have an extra plus one for your press screening? Let me know, Roxy. For what one? For Doom? For Dune. I think we can do something about that. Ooh.

Okay, Alex, are you ready? Because we just hit that mark for you. The world girls give Ben a press screen in the world. Yeah, we need $40 more dollars to get... Forty more dollars. So let's go into this one. All right, Alex, grab the strangest item in your fridge.

In the fridge, okay, okay. Strangest item in your fridge. Can it be the freezer also? Yeah. No. In the whole system. Uh-oh. It's like...

My question made me really nervous. Why? Because he's going to grab something that's like dead and frozen. Yeah, one time I asked, we were doing like ice breakers and I asked this girl, what was the weirdest item in her fridge, and she brought out crickets. and I was like, damn, and they were alive. And I was like, whoa. And she's like, yeah.

Did she have like a frog or something? No, she makes, she makes crickets. Like she makes them, um, uh, she's like, no, no, she like, I don't know. She like keeps them alive until she freezes them and then, and then, like, fries them or, like, puts them in chocolate. She, like, does things with crickets. Oh, okay.

I was like, wow, damn. I didn't even know, like, she's like, yeah, you can get them in specific grocery stores. I was like, I knew that crickets were an, like, thing that people ate, but I didn't know you bought them alive and, like, cooked them for yourself. Did you just say taxidermy? Yeah, I did hear it. Yeah, I did say that. I did hear taxidermy.

How do you stuff a cricket? Don't answer that. Courtney has taxidermy bugs like all over her wall. What? Yeah, it's a thing. People have taxidermy bugs and insects and stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I never thought it was referred to as taxiderm,

but I know what you're saying. Like when they, I thought you just kind of pinned a butterfly on there, but there's a way you have to preserve it. There's a. Yeah. Okay. He's back.

I've never been more excited to see somebody's face because I don't actually want to talk about taxidermy. Why not? Because you start talking about pinning them on your wall just when you find them dead on the ground. Alex, wouldn't you? You don't like taxis? You rather take an Uber?

You're the something you posted yesterday. I don't remember what it was having a teen was laughing. It was so fucking funny. One of your dad jokes. It was amazing. Alex, what did you bring? Um,

I couldn't find something extremely strange, but I got this the other day. That I was, that was pretty strange. Oh, yes. No, I'm seeing this place. So they're literally like, it's like getting,

you know, ice cream, but it's just the dough. Yeah. It's really good. Snickerdoodle is my favorite flavor of any kind of cookie. Okay, that makes you a little off. And keto? Are you on the keto diet?

No. I just thought it would be somewhat healthy. So I was like, how are they? They're super good. You want to try one? Yeah, I really do. And you keep them in the fridge. These are freezer boys.

So does it have raw eggs in it? It has no eggs. It's almonds, milk, cream cheese. Oh, God, you lost me so fucking hard. Carole cooler. You're not supposed to eat cookie, though, because it has raw eggs in it. You know, we all did it, and everybody was fine. I still gain that cards.

Okay, hot take, flat earther. I think salmonella is a lie. Oh, then you haven't had it for two weeks. I don't actually think it's a lie. My best friend at Salmanilla, I fully believe in it. Oh, look at that. But I don't think that, I mean, people eat raw eggs all the time. It's your chances are not as, you know, yeah, I think you're being cautious.

You're bigger to get from chicken that's gone bad or like that, right? Okay. Yeah. My friend got it on an airplane from their food once. And I'm just sick on the airplane. Acapulcoqal restaurant, never ate it ever again. Really? Wow. Alex, it was good? Oh, they're so good. I probably shouldn't eat them in the morning after,

because I haven't eaten anything today. So, yeah. First thing in the stomach, baby. I would go through the whole. bag. So I would say, I would say, Alex, you, you understood the assignment enough, but I would say that that makes you really cool and that wasn't weird. I know, I know. It was, but inspirational. It was inspirational to us all. I'll make sure to find something better for the next round. But let me put these away because these are fridge boys. Oh, yeah. Put them away.

Guys, we need 40 more dollars to get Brett to do his next one. I want to, I want to, I want to check and see what I've got for him. It will be something good. My wife is in a board meeting in the living room. I will point that. Huh. All right. But I can't find a lot in this room.

I do have a lot stored in here because we have been organizing, so there are boxes of things. So it's bridge-related. I may. No, I won't make you go into the other room. I've got a couple things that you can do right where you are. You're welcome. Once we get to $500, you guys can make us go run and grab things,

which officially means that I'll be on the board as well. I've got some weird out of the place. So, you know, that's the way that that goes. $40 more to get to the next one. In the meantime, Alex, what else is going on in the world of entertainment? On the outside, always looking in, will I ever be more than I've always been? Because dear Evan Hansen trailer dropped and waving through a window. Roxy, what did you think of the trailer?

starring Ben Platt, Caitlin Deaver, My Girl, Amy Adams, Julianne Moore, and many other people. I'm a huge, you guys know I'm a theater major. I think many of us are. I'm a theater major. I was in musical theater my entire life growing up. I love theater. We would, like, for our, when we were extra special good, we would get to drive to Broadway and see a show. So I fucking love musicals, straight, plays. I love it all. Dear Evan Hansen's a really strong pick for to turn into a movie, I think. And I thought this trailer was pretty great. I think that Ben Platt is a living legend. His TikTok is beyond. Wow, those two sentences I never thought would follow each other. But he certainly, it's not the only reason he's a living legend. But he certainly does does not look, this was my I-Tanya issue as well.

I certainly think he looks not of the age that he has been cast as. Yeah, this is someone, someone Sam from my, from my streams and stuff said this is a Florence Pugh Little Women moment. But it's okay because he's a golden god, but, and I don't mean that he pees on people,

I mean that his vocal pipes are, It's a good clarification. Whatever, this looked great. But Alex, I thought that you were, you're the one who just opened up with a song. This is a hit or miss for you. The musical is mostly a miss for me. I did have the chance to see it back in 2018 here in L.A. It's a very mixed message to me.

Like on its surface in a vacuum, the music, this overall story is really good. It's very enlightening. It touches on a lot of good topics, but what it implies is not necessarily not necessarily where I would hope that story would go. But other than that, I mean, like, the trailer is a good job of showing, you know, what this musical is. It really doesn't show any musical numbers except for, like, one half of one. Right.

Yeah. That's one of the problems I had of the trailer. Can't go wrong with anything with Caitlin Dever. Come on. But it did tell a bit of a story. The people who don't know the story, I do think it did a good job of kind of painting a picture of what you're going to see minus the music part of it. Brett, what did you think of this? You're also a theater kit. Well, again, I'm in that post-vacation summer camp sadness.

So I did get touched up by it. I've never heard of it. I'm a theater guy. I don't know if I didn't know the story. I kind of, you know, I think I got the idea of it, which maybe I didn't want to get the idea of it because when it was the, I don't know, I just, I didn't want to see kind of that reveal within that, the trailer, I guess, but maybe that's what you have to do for this. But yeah, I don't, everybody looks young to me. So when you say that guy's too old to be in high schooler, I'm like, oh, really?

Oh, I think Alex. could play a high school. The thing is, Ben Platt is my age. He's like a month of older, a few months older or younger, but like same, same 93. So it's like. Really? Yeah. And that's the thing like, like, I like the trailer, okay.

I know a lot of, a lot of people that I'm friends with like love this musical and love this songs from it and stuff like that. I'm kind of with Alex that I wish there were more songs in it. But, you know, it's that balance of like, how much story do you want to tell versus how much like music do you want to showcase because you know like it says you know from the people that brought you the greatest showman and the greatest showman the trailers all music same with la la land the trailers all music like there's really no story in those trailers this one seems more plot and story driven and also literally everything you've ever watched with teenagers 90% of them aren't teenagers

yeah literally everything like 90210 no gossip girl all of that yeah none of them are teenagers and like I was actually I was like I know he's not a teenager because like he was in pitch perfect and he was playing a college kid in pitch perfect but like I'm fine with it like it didn't take me out of the movie and also I just know there's also other people that I'd be like if you know if they put some kid in there for a breakout movie which I'd be so happy for him but you know he's not as good as Ben Platt like bro why didn't they why didn't they just have been been platt he looks young enough like just cast him like so people can't be satisfied no matter what? I think that you're absolutely right. I think it will be fine. But watching it, I will say,

I didn't know he was 27. I would have guessed that he was 40. So to me he looked, to me he looked, maybe it was the wig, because I know what he looks like and it looked like they were trying to cover. I don't know. The wig was weird. He's like he's got a baby face. I don't know why they gave him that old man, Ghostbusters 2 wig. Yeah, I don't know. But he, He's really talented, so I'm sure he'll make me forget about it in 0.2 seconds. I agree with you, Brett, about the reveal. But what I do think happens when they're covering really famous musicals, successful musicals, is they almost look at them like a historical piece.

So I don't think that they mind giving away the plot because they know that it's already out there. It's not like an original script where you want to hold back. But the problem with that with this is that I would say 90%, if not more, of the audience doesn't know the story. So I do think they could have kept that reveal and it wouldn't have been spoiled for people kind of similarly to like big Game of Thrones reveals. I mean, if you think about the end of season one,

I can't believe the percentage of the population that knew that was going to happen and I still was completely in the dark about it. So there are ways to keep things and to really get people to be excited, not excited about it, but get people to be surprised by things or to have to be an original plot point for them.

And so I feel you that if you didn't know the story, that it might have been better to watch it and you might have been more affected by it. But I also wonder, what do you guys think is the percentage of people who even watch the trailer of a movie before they see the movie? Yeah, that's say a majority. You do think? I do. Especially now that, you know, they go straight to Twitter, straight to YouTube, it's on the recommend, it'll trend, all that stuff. You know, people, especially now with, you know, Instagram being able to post more than one minute, you know, with Reels or whatever, or IGTV.

every like i'd say at least 80% of the people watch movie trailers wow i i don't think that i think maybe for like the infinity wars of the world but you think that 80% of the people who are going to see dear avon hansson watch the trailer i think that it's at least come up on their feed at some point whether they stay and like like they'll do like you know the five seconds before something like that before they scroll like they'll give it a chance for sure they're gonna watch it the weekend it comes the weekend the movie comes out when they're trying to decide what to watch. Yeah. That might be true.

Not now four months out. Guys at home, don't stress me out. Send in $20. Yeah. And that thing is not everyone, you know, when I go to a movie at AMC, because I don't get press screens like Roxy, like I know I can show up 20 minutes late and I'll still be on time. Most people show up at 745 for a 745 screening.

So they're going to see in the Heights trailer. They're going to see Quiet Place 2 and now Dear Evan Hanson. They're going to get these like, I'm probably going to see this fucking Dear Evan Hansen trailer like 40 more times before it comes out because that's where I always see all my trailers. Jokes on you, Ben, they always pack these press screens to the point where I have to get there an hour in advance in order to make sure I get a seat. Well, you don't get any trailers though. That's the thing. That's what I was saying. Oh.

Yeah, you guys just start the movie. Yeah, that's a good point too. There's some of them. Sometimes you do, but not often. But you know the places that usually show or had been showing trailers towards the end is anytime I was lucky enough to be invited to a premiere, recently they had been playing trailers before the premieres.

And I was like, huh, that's interesting, of whatever it is that they're trying to push for their next few movies. Because I think they're like, oh, we've got mad people from the industry here. What do we want to show them for the future? So, yeah, it's definitely not like of all of the other movies. See, that seems like a huge number to me because I was just around, you know, people for four days that not one person mentioned a movie the entire time.

But then they're not going to see the movie because it's not just the percentage of people who are going to watch that trailer. So the percentage of the people who are going to see the movie who are going to watch the trailer. I'm just saying that you guys kind of live in a different world and I'm just visiting that world. but, you know, like my brother and his wife and my mom, my dad, you know, like they weren't, we weren't like, hey, did you see the, did you hear about Dune? You know, no, but not one sentence uttered about it. But they might go see the movie? Probably not. I don't think my brother has kids that are little. He's in my zone where I lost that, that period of time where I didn't watch stuff like that. Yeah, I don't.

How often do your family go to the movie? movies? Um, never. Like once a year or not once a year? We, it was, since the kids, it's been a, since Toy Story 4 was the last time we went as a family to a movie and that was just because the, you know, that was the movie I watched with my son and my daughter, we introduced it to, so that was just like kind of a sentimentality thing. But in terms of going to the movies, yeah, we're just not theater goers.

And I, I, I'm, I'm, even myself, I was like, when I, when I, started Shmows was just kind of forcing myself to get out there and try to go out. But I'm, I don't know. Then the kids, I just, even the kids' movies, I hated, they'd run around. They didn't want to sit still. It's just like, you know, like Zootopia. Zootopia. I had to reveal, I had to talk my daughter through it or whatever the new name of it is. We talked about that pre-show or is that in the Ptropolis. Yeah. Newtropolis, right? Spoiler alert for Laetropolis or Neutropolis, everyone. So there's this point where they're, that puts the blueberries in the gut, you know, and I'm like, I'm like, they're only blueberries, they're only blueberries, they're only blueblers. You know, like, because she starts to go, oh, ha, ha, ha, starts freaking out. So, yeah, we walked out a little dinosaur. So, yeah, we don't do the theater much. Damn. I can't imagine how.

Why, your kids suck, Brett. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my son was running around during, uh, whatever we did speed race or something or, you know. Yeah, a bunch of kids running around during when I saw a lot of stuff. Lion King. I would just be like, I'm not, I'm just not ready. I would be like, sit the fuck down, chill out. Chill out.

Yeah. Chill to fuck out. Like, I don't have that in me. I did. What, Alex? Oh, no, sorry, sorry. I'm going to ask another unrelated question. Oh, but we've been on track the whole time.

Yeah, like, can you stop trying to derail this out? You already gave us false info to start the show. Guys, we aren't out. We are an hour away from being done, which means we're halfway through, and we are nowhere near where we need to be. I also really want to go make Brett do this next thing. So send in $20. Better yet, send in a million dollars. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. We'll take the rest of the year off. That sounds reasonable and feasible. And if a million sounds like a lot, what? What? What? Hello? I said, I said, we take the ear off, and it's like, no, we would not.

This is what my siblings always say to me at home. I'm not okay missing a single sentence that's said ever. I have like extreme fomo. And if people are laughing or if something's been said from the other room, I will shout, what, what, what? And they literally, anytime I walk in, they'll be talking about whatever. And I, what, what? So that's what they yell at me all the time.

Every time I walk in, they go, what, what? That's a tough thing with children too is you'll try and have an adult conversation, and not anything like that they shouldn't hear, but you're trying to work something out. And what, my daughter, what are he talking about? Honey,

it's just not knowing. So anyway, if we do this and with the taxes and the thing, what do you mean with the tax? No, no, hi, this, we're just trying,

we're talking right now. It's, we're saying, yeah, pretty much I'm saying. Don't talk about taxes. That's a rough subject right now. What's going on for you,

Ben? You didn't file them yet? No, I did. Um, and I owe $6,000, and I paid it. Yep.

It's brutal. because are you 1099ed everywhere? 1099 and just like with Twitch and stuff like that. Like they, the world hasn't caught up to, you know, that kind of stuff. So they just tax the fuck out of it. I'm with you. First, first they take half of it and then they tax it.

Yeah, I wrote, Alex, I wrote off like, I wrote off about $15,000 with the stuff because I donated $13,000 to charity. And then, like, it was like $5,000, worth of like equipment. So like, there's a lot. Oh, boy. So what we're saying is send in your schmobots.

Not any of that will really go to Ben, but send them in anyway. Send them in anyways. Well, what we'll go to Ben is we'll all keep our jobs. Yeah. We will keep our jobs. So it doesn't matter in the long run. So that matters. And don't you guys want to go see Brett grab his,

I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you. Alex, what else is going on in the world of entertainment? May I ask that question that... Yes. Sure. So, yeah, Deervin Hanson is coming out on September 24th. We got three other big movies coming out that day.

We got Venom Let There Be Carnage, The Many Saints of Newark, and the Eyes of Tammy Fay, which is based on Tammy Fay Baker's life, starring Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield. One other big movie. I mean like, what's the other one are you seeing first? Let there be carnage. No, what's the other one?

Not the Tammy Fay one. Many Saints of Newark? What's that? The fuck is that. That's the Sopranos prequel. Oh, that's right. Yeah. No.

No, let there be carnage. I love Venom. Venom. Have you seen this trend on TikTok? Yes, that was the second reference. I had to TikTok today, where I don't actually get it because I'm too, I'm not hip enough to understand.

in TikTok, but I scroll through anyway, and then there's like all these single girls on there, and they just look at the camera and they go, Benham. You guys haven't seen this? Nope. All right. Bottom my feed. Well, that's what's happening. It's like, I still don't have TikTok.

They do and they blah blah blah, blah, blah, venom. And you're like only allowed to do it if you're a single girl, but I don't think you're supposed to be a single 30-year-old girl doing it. But I should make the TikTok anyway. I'm surprised you haven't made it already. I don't really do that. For like 20 bucks, what you do? Yeah, I guess.

Honestly, right now, for 20 bucks, I would do anything. Roxy. The fear that I have of the phone call that I would receive if we do not hit our goal today, I would do anything. Okay, just let that sit with you guys. Well, I'm going to, like, if we get to 500, I'm going to make you go get something you don't want a guy to see on a first date. Oh, there we go.

You can't just use the same thing I gave you. Yes, I can. Says who. Me? Okay. Well, I don't think that that's how it works. But, all right. Fine.

If we get to 500, then I'll go get exactly what you said. Actually, we can do that because they'll get to pick. We can do that if we get to 400. I'll go do that. Oh, dang. We still have a little bit of ways to go because right now we need $20 more. Nope. Is that math right?

whatever, something like that to get, yep, $30, 30 more dollars. 30 more dollars. You know, rocks. More than $30 more. I mean, $35 more dollars to get to that next mark. Guys, send it in loud, send him proud, keep us in our jobs and make Brett do weird shit.

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Yeah. I'm one of the... those people who just like these days, anytime somebody does something, they, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. I appreciate that more than this one. Yay. When somebody's telling a story and they're like, and I was like, yay. Were you that, so you were not excited about it or?

I don't know that I've ever heard that. Oh, I've heard people talk like that before. I was like, yay. When they're talking about. And then I got like, I'm not. going to generalize, but it's usually one. Ben's underscore accountant donated $35. Sorry, Ben.

Sorry. Thank you, Ben's accountant. Sorry, Ben. Aw. I appreciate that. I guess I'll be a woo girl right now to Brett Sheridan. Brett, let's make you get to work. Oh, it's me.

It's you. Oh, please let it be go to the bathroom. Yes. Can you go to the bathroom? How do you know that? I was going to say, okay. If I leave my MyCon? Okay, go ahead.

All right, let's see. Grab the first item that you would grab if your house was on fire. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, it's there at school and in the living room. It's an item. They're not an item. We're not items.

Okay. Oh, house on fire. I would hope you would grab your house. Comes back with a fire. they're at school wow our kids back at school in person yeah what is it

what Ben I missed your question what world are you and why what's the disdain for me right now I I missed your question you're gonna fucking tell me the person that needs to hear every sentence I asked what'd you ask and you're gonna say

what's your disdain for me I didn't know what you ask you this is you yeah I missed what you said That's your face right now. Yes, that is my face. Welcome to Tuesday. Oh, I'm happy Tuesday to you too.

Appreciate you being here. Thanks for sure. I still haven't answered the question. I don't know what I asked. Fuck. I hate you so much. I genuinely don't know. I'll fucking hate you.

I have made a realization. It's the shirt. No, there's nothing like, I need to clean up and get rid of I need to like, You wrote back nothing? I need to Marie condo because I just realized that I have,

this is like a total epiphany moment. Like, this is all just stuff. I'm going to hate to get all deep on you. So I grab my vaccination card. That's the only thing that like would be. I don't want to show it because I don't know. I think you're supposed to cover up part of it when you do your Instagram posts.

So I'll just, I'll do like this. Here it is, guys. I've been vaccinated. Oh, here's the back of it. Check it out. Oh, but bo, bo, boom. That's interesting. I am okay with that being the thing you grab.

There's a really weird, strange thing that I know because of Steph. So she got an email about her vaccination to put it in her wall. You know how you have a wallet on your phone? Yeah. Her vaccination card is in her wallet on her phone. Like you can click on it and it shows it. I want that. My wife has that.

She did the Johnson and Johnson. And I just changed my mind. I probably grab some photo albums. No. Too late. Brett, the house burned down. Oh,

damn it. Too late. Congrats on your vaccination card, you selfish bitch. I just was like... I want to see it. Yeah, that's something I can't replace because these aren't digital photos.

I can, I've got, I think the, yeah, so on old photo albums. No, you took your Rax card and I know. Well,

the photo albums are also in the live. room, so. Okay. All right. Well, fine. Good enough. I don't want to,

I don't want my people on fire. I know. I know, but you can't. Does that count? Is it like, because I know,

like, being a bartender, you have people that show up, um, you know, I don't know my ID, but it's right here on my phone. I'm like,

I don't give a shit. It's not your ID. Like, is that not the same with a Vax card? Have you ever had a person come up to the bar and try to use their IMDB as their ID? Oh. Wow. Wait.

Wait, use what? Sorry, I missed the, you broke up a little bit. They're IMDB. No, what? I have seen that happen at the bar before. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. That's amazing.

Yep. I'd like give them credit for like trying it, but no. I have had someone try to use their MySpace before or their Facebook. Oh my God. Because it's got their birthday on it. I'm like, no, dude. What? Yeah.

It does suck, though, because like right now, you guys know I'm about to turn 30 in two months. That's the part that sucks. No, what sucks is that my license is expiring. I went to order a new one online. They won't let me order a new one online. And then I have to go in, but there's no appointments for like six months because of the real ID situation. Yeah. You didn't hear about that two years ago?

The real ID security? Yeah, that was something that, like, they're like, every, on the news, all the time. Get a real ID. You won't be able to fly in October if you don't have it. Yeah, but you know it got pushed, Brett? Oh, it did. But still, like, I got, yeah, and you could not, there were lines around the blocks and there was, I finally just got mine. But I don't see what my real idea.

I need a license. Yeah, but you need the real idea if you want to fly. Not for another year. They did. I did it for another year. He pushed it. again. I mean, I have a passport too, but no, that was, no, the appointments are still crap, because I think people stopped going. I just recently got mine. It took me over a year because somehow

they like forgot about it and then I kept calling and it was taking hours to get in. Don't need to bring like five different proofs of ID or some shit. I had to do it again. I had already done it and they just like they might, it didn't get processed. So I had to go do it again. during COVID with a shaved head, thankfully not flouse hair. And now my ID is shaved head me, who also forgot he was going to get his picture taken. And I have like mask nose and, you know, but. All right. Get it done.

Book it now. I have to change things up. I want to keep playing this game because I want to keep seeing what you guys have. But also, what was that shit that you guys did two weeks ago where you talked about movies? Roka was doing it? I heard that that did really well. Maybe every time that you guys, every time you guys smote in, while you schmobot in, it will go towards making one of them go to grab something. But also, you guys know I'm the TV queen.

Talk about your favorite show. I want to hear from you guys, what's your favorite TV show. So send in what your favorite TV show is. I want to know from you guys, what is your favorite TV show? If you're like me, that's all you care about on the planet. It's also all you have. I'm very lonely. And then also it will go towards making them go and grab some things.

So send in those schmobots. What is your favorite TV show, the one that you would lay your life down on the line for? Let us know. In the meantime, Alex. I want to get to something a little bit sad. Oh, good. I'm so excited.

Charles Groton. He just passed away today. I wasn't really aware of Charles Grotin until, like, really this year. I just watched Real Life, The Heartbreak Kid, and Ishtar for the first time. I still haven't seen Midnight Run. Oh, that's one of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.

biggest ones. But yeah, from what I have seen in the past few months, he's freaking hilarious. His part in Ishtar is so freaking good. Yeah, do any of you have any Charles Groton favorite roles of his? Well, Ben, you just said you love Midnight Run. Yeah, I just watched it this year. It was just like on it, like, I think it started at midnight and my parents had already gone to sleep. It was when I was back home. I was like, oh, man, you know, I've heard so many people rave about this movie. I'm going to stay up and watch it. And it's just, it's just a fun movie. If you guys have not seen Midnight Run, I have not. It's just a fun 80s movie with De Niro and Charles Groton.

Joe Pantalione's in there screaming as he does. And he's got like this long hair. It's a fun, just like adventure movie. But I don't, I don't know much about Charles Groton either, but just like him and Robert De Niro are so great in that together. So that's, I have only one to recommend, but it's a big recommend for Midnight Run. Okay. Also, yeah, Heartbreak Kid, check it out.

The 1972 version, Elaine May. It's on YouTube, so go check it out. You don't need to watch the Ben Stiller version. No. Brett, what about you, any movies that you particularly like? I honestly can't say that I have seen any of these. No, I definitely know. I just looked at, and I go back.

There was something that with Chevy Chase, I think, that he was in, if I'm not mistaken, or maybe I'm making something up. but I feel like he's been in so many things. Why am I? King Kong, the 76th King Kong. But, you know, I can't believe you said, I'm not to get out of subject, but Ishtar was like,

that was the biggest made fun of, like, flop movie of all, in that time. That was like the punchline of a joke. So it's actually not that bad. It's so funny. Like, if you actually watch it, it's, once you watch it, you'll change your mind. It's messy,

but it's actually really good. It's Elaine May, Warren Beatty, and Dustin Hoffman. And it's supposed to be funny? Yes, it's a comic. Yeah. The woman in red. I remember that one.

Okay. Yeah, I don't think a lot of his stuff probably was in your time. It was one of those names I knew when you said it, but I couldn't, you know, couldn't bring it up. Beethoven? Yeah.

Yeah. I thought, when you said that you were going to mention, which is so not the same as somebody who passed today, but Chris Cornell, who is just like my favorite performer of all time, it's the four-year anniversary of him passing. And I woke up this morning and legit gave myself an extra hour this morning to just go through every tweet because it is so insane to think of the people that are not on this planet anymore. That just feels so much like that they're still here.

Like it just feels, I don't know. maybe it's just because I listen to him every day, but it just feels like he's still freaking here. And there's so many people like that. So thank you for sharing that, Alex. And for anybody else who has memories or moments that they want to talk about, leave them in the chat, super chat them in, Schmoot them in,

help keep me and Ben and Alex and Malcolm here. I didn't mention Brett because... Bread safe. Bread safe. He's... Am I, though? I mean, really, if they're... They all stop make money.

Am I safe? Yeah. That is a good question. I would say no. People tuned into you guys being imbeciles for like three months. They'll absolutely do it again. Well, they had nothing. No.

They will tune in to the new goofball show coming soon to a theater near you. We're going to have to have to have to decide if we're going to do HBO first or theater and HBO at the same time, but no, we're with, that one's coming up soon, guys. Speaking of coming up soon, we have some pay-per-view events. Oh, Friday.

We've got Mara Knappi-Knappi-Div-Bo! We've got Mara-Knappik versus Mike Kalanowski three. It's three, right? I believe so. Yeah. I just saw the poster. It is Konopik versus Kalinowski three

for the Inner Geekdom title match. Five rounds of Inner geekdom goodness. Who do you have? Mike played a perfect game last time. Mara just beat the first defending inner geekdom champion since Jason Inman. These are the two strongest competitors by far in this league, in this division. I cannot wait for this matchup.

Who do you think, Ben? I got to go, Mara. She came out so, like, Shandru was like, he had just beaten Smets. He had just beaten Chance. Like he was looking unstoppable and she stopped him in his tracks. So I can't bet against Mara. And especially, and I know Mike is Mike, this is like another 51-49 match for me. But Mara, like especially with her support system with Dan, with Smets, with Parker, like all those people in the dungeon, I got to, I got to go Mara on this one.

Whoa. I mean, those are some, I don't know. I don't know if you had said Mike, I would have said, well. If you had said Mara, I would have said, well. Yeah, that's the thing. Like I said, 51-49 for this match, but the 51 is definitely Mara. Bro, what do you think? You know, I'm good at this.

I'm going to say whoever wants it the most and who gets the right amount of questions. Alex, who's your money? I'm going with Mara as well for the same reasons that Ben said. I kind of, I kind of. I kind of am with you guys. I'm kind of with you guys. I think it is impossible for anybody on that faction to not be dialed in right now. Yeah.

It's just they, it's, they're beastly. Except for Ben Bateman, it's okay to say he's not. I'm kind of with you there. But when you're winning, like people who are winning continue to win because it's like the hype around things and the way that they're operating right now, it's just a beastly faction. Do I hate them for sure?

But I think that Mara might be able to pull this one off, but nobody would be surprised if it's Mike. It's a huge map. No, that's the thing. Like there's going to be no surprise winners. There's no upsets here. I mean, like, I guess technically because, you know, Marr's the champion that'll be an upset.

But like, it's Mike. Like he, he's like been the Inner Geekedom champion, like, how many times? And always, all, it was in the tournament, finals last year and like it's it's it's it's two of like it's two of the last people from the like the old league too like mara was in the league you know two three years ago before like the league is what it is now so these are the last two inner geekdom players like other than that is I think smet's is the oldest inner geekdom player like right now like the most veteran I mean the

most veteran um and so what's the other part on that? guys. Marisol versus Janine the machine winner plays Kevin Smith, which I'm super excited about. I can't explain to you guys what the machine is playing like right now.

We are mock matching every day and she is a beast. She is a beast. I am so excited for this. I know I'm biased, but Just a tad. Yeah, I mean, Marisol's really good. She's really good, but Janine's been at this longer.

She's battle tested. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good about Friday. I need a massive coming up. I know FCL today, right? We got FCL today. FCL today at three. And then I know a day late,

but Marie Wilson versus Gold Leader just dropped for patrons this week. And Alex, what else do we have? I know those. Thursday we got Rushmore versus Danger Zone in the team's tournament final. And then Friday we got Taylor Robinson versus Greg Alba in. Grieg Alba. Greek Alba. Hello.

So that's on Friday at 2 p.m. So we got a big week, as always, in the Shmodeo. It doesn't stop anymore. I remember we used to wait weeks for something that I was like interested or like, oh, this is going to be a big one. Now it's like that those are 10 huge matches in a week. Yeah. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous, which makes managing so fun and so hard and time consuming, and I just love it so much or I wouldn't be here.

That's the point. Guys, it's almost like you don't want to see Ben Goddard go get something crazy from his room, like a shakeweight. It's almost like, almost. What did you think happened? I think bright just went to the bathroom. He didn't love us anymore. He doesn't love us anymore. That's what I interpret that as.

Get in those dollar dollar bills. I mean, we are at a freeze right now. If this is how you guys feel about us, it is what it is. It is what it is. We'll just remember this forever and never forgive you for it. It's almost like not one of you has a favorite TV show. It's almost like...

I don't get like, Roxie comes up with new games every week and they're always so fun and it's just like, I don't understand it sometimes. I don't understand it sometimes. I know. Christian would be like, did you not even try? And I'm going to be like, I'm going to try. We've tried living every year.

We've tried literally. Roxy just said, I will do whatever you tell me to if we get to $5.00. Like, I don't know what else would work on the internet for a haughty to say, I'll do whatever you want. And that doesn't get money. I don't know what to do. Like, I'm out of, like, ideas. I don't know.

Like, I have no ideas. I know. It just, it is what it is. And I, we hear you loud and clear. Alex, I want to hear from you loud and clear. What's going on? Uh, last thing I wanted to mention today is that attack the block. is finally getting a sequel.

Our favorite boy, John Boyega, and Joe Cornish will return to create a sequel to 2011's Modern Cult Classic. Roxy, have you seen the first one and are excited for Attack the Block, too? Yeah, and yeah. Although I haven't seen it in a couple of years or a few years because when did Attack the Block come out? 2011. Yeah, so I probably haven't seen this since right around then. maybe 20 maybe I saw it in like 2013 or something

it's definitely been a minute so I'll have to rewatch I remember watching it at the time and thinking like oh this is fucking great and then there was kind of buzz about there being a sequel for a minute and sometimes things are just take a while and this has been I think it's well deserved almost a decade let or a day not almost a decade later to be hearing about this I'm excited for them and also I think Boyega is somebody who is makes things happen. So his name being part of any project on screen, off screen, whatever.

I think people are looking out for him right now as the A list talent that he is. Yeah, especially like John Boyega getting work, you know, after he was afraid, you know, when he was like protesting that he was afraid, he's like, I might not have a career after this, but he believed in that so, so highly. And so it's great to see him like leading. I hope he, I mean, if he, he doesn't come back for the sequel, I'd be very, very surprised, but I feel like he's just like, he is?

Okay, cool. Yeah, good. Very good, very good. Because I can't imagine what they would do without, unless they were like trying to tell a different story. I don't know how they would do it without him. I mean, we always say that, but then like plenty of sequels. Congrats to Mark Ellis for being on MLB network.

Roxy, your games are always straight fire. Also, everyone here should become a patron of the wangers and join their discord. Come catch Pokemon with us. The Rangers. The New York Wangers. They've got a Patreon. Why is Ellis on MLB Network? I think he's talking about baseball,

but I think he dropped the Shmo down, too. Whoa. What? What? What? Did I die? He was talking about baseball. It's the MLB Network.

And then he talked about... You said congratulations to Mark Ellis for being on the MLB network. Yeah. And you said, what was he doing on the MLB network? I was like, no, I didn't say,

what was he doing? I said, why was he on the MLB? He was on? Yeah. Ellis was on the MLB network? Yes. That's cool.

So he either said, what was he doing or why was he on there? And either answer is probably talking about baseball, but he also brought in a showdown. I know what he was talking about. I just didn't know that he was on. there. I didn't know if he was like...

Yeah, I just saw it on a... Where is the Schmowdown thing? Or Mark Ellis actually... Okay. Phone. Oh, phones. He talks about baseball movies, apparently. Ah. See, it's a legitimate question, but I cannot see that. I want him so bad, but I cannot. I don't know what you were showing us. I'm guessing there's a picture of Mark Ellis on MLB Network, which I clearly knew.

Damn. He does big things all the time. Yeah. Mark underscore Jason underscore Alley donated $50 for the game. Take care. Take care. Hell yeah. Jason Ali, we really appreciate you guys. That is 30 more dollars away till the next one, but we did just came on. Which means that we're going to be.

My favorite TV shows are Ravitar, the last airbender Batman, the animated series, The Boondocks Breaking Bad Lucifer Justice League Park. and reckon SpongeBob Square Pants. Really good ones. I will say that as a huge TV fan, the fact that I never watched Avatar The Last Airbender in its entirety, I feel like I should not have my TV title.

Yeah, it's pretty tough. But I mean, to be fair, I don't consider myself a TV person, but I've never seen friends, so I'm with you, wrong? That's really tough, especially when you're talking to me. Yeah. I did just Scrubs is on Hulu,

and I started my rewatch of it. It's so great still. It still holds up. Yeah, Scrubs is fucking awesome. The technology in the show just not, like, they're all, like, watching tube TVs and using pay phones and, and beepers and stuff,

and it's pretty great, but it's, uh, it's still fun. I love Parks and Rec also. What were the other ones they named? Lucifer. Oh, I love Lucifer so fucking much. One of the most underwashed it. Yeah, never saw it. It was fire.

And once it moved to Netflix, we got to see Butt. Oh, Buzz. Yeah, Tom Ellis' butt. Yeah. They also said Batman the animated series, The Boondocks, Breaking Bad, Justice League, and SpongeBob Squarepants. A lot of animated.

What's really awesome about Batman and Justice League and all those cartoons actually take place in the same universe. It's actually one awesome. $20. Here to support my fellow Giroxie. Fav TV show of all time is Buffy. Fav recent TV show is Ted Lassu. Have re-watched it six times. As someone who is Keito Alex, let me save you some money and tell you that

snickerdoodle is the only good flavor. What? Oh, okay, of the bites. I was like, what? Cookies get just in general, yes. I love Ted Lassow so much. I'm cutting off the cookie dough conversation because I'm so hungry, I can't even have it right now. I love the head lasso so much and I cannot express this enough. For anybody who likes that feel good kind of show, if you are not watching the Mighty Ducks

TV show right now, you're listening out. Dude, this show is fucking awesome. I don't know why nobody's watching it. It is family friendly. It is fucking adorable. It is so good. And if you were a Mighty Ducks fan growing up, I'm like watching it. It drops in the same time slot that Wanda Vision or any of the...

That's when it drops at midnight. I stay up to watch it because I'm just like, well, I'm always up, but I'm like at midnight I'm watching the show. I love that show. It is so good. I talked to Makuga, who also is the other biggest TV fan I know, he loves it. And then I talked to Jeff Snyder. And Jeff Snyder said it is the best show on TV right now.

Wow. Thank you guys. This show is awesome. Okay. It is so good. And thank you to my fellow Jew, strange week to be a Jew on the internet. So I appreciate any kind of love that I can get from you.

Much love back to you, my friend. Also, that means that we officially get a Ben Goddard reveal. And I think that we are, do we get two? I think we have enough, don't we for two? Yeah, we're over 300 now. Yeah. Great. Keep sending them in, though, guys,

because I know that a bunch just came in. We are so grateful for that. but we are also still so fucking far away from our goal. So keep setting them in. Can you do the rest of the show in that voice? Oh, God. We're going far away from our goal, yo. I don't want to because DeMarco and him are killing me today.

All right, DeMarco, this is what I have to say to you. It's a slow one. No, no, it's, no, it's, I just came on your face. Oh. I think he was probably like saying you were funny. No. Is he not? No.

Because then I said why, and then he didn't respond. Oh, I missed all this. If I am funny, I take the comeback. Oh, I thought killing me was a good. That's quite a comeback. That seemed like a good killing me, but I don't know. I don't know. It does.

Killing it is good. Killing me? Yeah, you're killing me. You kill me, baby. Smalls? Why is everyone in New York when they say killing me? You're killing me. All right.

Ben, let's see what we need from you. All right. Okay. Grab something from your nightstand or drawer. Just something? Yep, from your nightstand or your drawer. My nightstand or my, okay. Hold on.

Roxy, you want to tell me what to get for myself? I just want to know what's in his nightstand. Don't you guys want to know? Alex, grab something from your credenza. Okay, no. From the shiffer. Alex, for you? Go to your foyer.

Open up your davenport. No, I'm telling him. Jesus. I'm sorry. I've never heard Davenport. in over 40 years Jesus Christ That's what my

Granddad's called their couch It was called a Davenport But that got you That's what fucking got you Malcolm's killing me today with some of these references I can't Davenport It was a brand of couch

But they called all couches Davenport's I don't fucking out I'm so old Alex this one's from you grab a photograph or a piece of of art that you love. Neeks 2,890 donated $25. Kayol.

Keep it a proxy. You rocked this show every Tuesday and I'm here for it. Go grab some stuff, boys. As for TV, happy endings was phenomenal. Give it a watch. Love you all. Keep up the positivity for the rest of your week. Bandit Brigade all day.

Who is that? Damn. Love a good Bandit Brigade. brigade person. I have a hard time of that word. Ash, who, I mean, who is that, Alex? Weeks 2890. Like, sir? I want to know

who you think's named Ashley in this room. No, Ash. Ash is one of my mods of my band-a-man. So, so I never saw happy endings. Thank you for that wreck. I hear really great things about it. And I'm pretty sure I just gave DeMarco a happy ending.

We get it. So, wow, you guys are so mean today. Who, I'm trying to, I want to see, DeMarco isn't answering if it was being mean or nice. That's what I'm waiting for. So what's that mean, Brett? If he's not answering, what do you make of that? I guess, I don't, I don't, you know, I don't get this.

I'm not even supposed to be looking at the chat. I never do. This was the first time. What do you bring us, Ben? So here is my current iPhone. This is my current iPhone. I think it's the 11 or something like. that. I still

have my very first iPhone. Look at, like, look how far we've come. Oh my God. Is that the 3S? Or is I don't know what kind of iPhone this is, but just like, look how fucking tiny this thing is, dude. Let me see it

the side. Is it thick? No, the side. Yeah. Yeah, and it's round, so it's before the 4. I think the 4 is when they started making real square. This is definitely like, because I had this one in college. But yeah, just like, I didn't know I still had this.

Why do you think of them? I don't know. Like I have, I was looking through, I was looking for my old iPod. Because like I have like an iPod with like the old gross cover and everything like that. But yeah, and here, I even, I don't know why. I have like both old iPhones on us. Kirby French donated $30. As much as I love Marisol, nothing would make me happier than seeing Janine pull off the victory.

She seems so elevated since becoming part of the stars and Janine versus Kevin Smith is money. I completely agree. That's the thing. I think a lot of you guys love Marisol and I get why she's a badass. But I think that you have to be a special kind of stupid to not root for Janine in life. Like she's just that fucking girl that she's that fucking person that just like how can you not, how can you not root for. for Janine. Anybody. I texted her this yesterday. You were the easiest person to root for on the fucking planet. So I appreciate that

and thank you. And we are making our way closer to that place where you guys can make me grab some shit. So we need 30 more dollars to get there. Then what are you showing us? So this is my first iPhone. Yeah. This is my second one. Oh, you keep them all. None of them have scratches either.

Well, this was the cover. This is my cover that I had for it. like covers filthy and scratched up and dinged up. But this thing like was I had I had the glass cover on it which broke. But I can take that off I guess. It is just those always just keep the glass that breaks underneath from falling off. Bro, what did you just show us? Oh, I thought he was getting an iPod and I was saying I had one right in front of me too. Does that turn on? That's the I touch. I had like the wheel. Oh yeah. I had the little iPod. I had a mini. I had one. I had I had the iPod mini. Oh, the mini that you couldn't even see.

They were like pink and green. I still have them. Oh, I hated that you couldn't see. My mom gave me her nano, which all in whole, like you get like 30 songs on it and it was only for like the gym or something. I had that one too. No, the minis were just so much cheaper though. They weren't for sure. Nice iPods.

I wanted one, but they were mad expensive. Dude, like I, that was my first summer, my first job was being a lifeguard and that's what I saved up for. Rocks, I was going to charge it up for you, and I stuck this in the charging hole. Oh. And was wondering why it wasn't charging. Yeah, no, that doesn't work. Guys, DeMarco's officially let us know. It wasn't shade.

He just forgot the laugh emoji, but he'll take the happy ending. Good on you, DeMarco. Good on. I mean, you offered. You only have yourself to blame for that one. What did I say? $20. Anything.

Anything. At this point, guys. Guys, this is what. internet was made for hot women say they will do anything for money for money I just know what I just know what I did 30 dollars pulling out more secret money Charles Groden was my life growing up in the 90s have you all seen heart and souls such a great 90s flick Robert Downey Jr. and Elizabeth shoe and a great all-around cast lost is the goat show anybody remember journeyman journeyman I don't know

I looked up a Groton show, a movie, The Incredible Shrinking Woman was absolute tear-jurker for me back. 1981, folks, 1981. But what was the Grotin one they mentioned? Heart and souls. I think I like that. Isn't that the song on the piano? Isn't that heart and soul?

Oh, heart and souls. No, I love that. Oh, my God. Wow. I need to go on like a Groden run or something. Right. Watch, Heartbreak Kid, the 72 version. I know that.

Yeah. Have you seen Real Life, the Albert Brooks? I think so. Oh, there's also Heaven Can Wait. He was in. Yeah, that's one of my. Oh, man, 78. Okay, Alex, so I tasked you to get your favorite photo or piece of artwork in the house.

What did you get? Well, I just got my photo. Don't bring you got your background on, so we won't be able to see. I got my printed photos back there. So I just grabbed one case, and I found a lot that are really important. So I'm just going to show them all. Here's me and my friends at San Francisco. This was in 2013.

I'm right there. What are you there for? It was just my first road trip that I took without the parents, and that was very important. I was like, oh, I'm independent. Were your parents, like, really strict and didn't let you, do things like that? No, it was just that, like, it was the first time I wanted to, or, like, was a, like, you know, I had friends to go with, you know?

Like, they would have allowed me at any time in my life, but it was just, like, this is the time. Anyways, this is when I opened for... Curtis Lopez donated $20. If I had my way of Disney, I would green light an animated show based off my favorite game Kingdom Hearts on Disney with Disney Animation Studios. Even though the stories get complicated, a show can take its time and flesh it out so it makes sense. Totally.

That's the best part about fucking television. We did just hit that $400 mark. Oh! And I think I told you I would do something for you at that. I don't remember you made me, whatever. We'll get back to it after. Something you wouldn't want. So, you know.

We'll talk about it later. Something you wouldn't want is first date to see. Yeah, first date to see. Okay, okay. Alex, so that was you opening up for what? For our Loyola Marymount, my university, their spring festival. Nice. Yeah, that's cool.

I'll get one more. Oh, okay. Oh, what was that? I like that one. Go back. Yeah, this is at the Forbidden King. Not Forbibiting. Oh, my God.

What's the Emperor's Palace? Yeah, Forbent City in Beijing. Me and my brother took like a cool, like, face off. That's pretty dope. That's a really cool photo. I want to know your brother now. Yeah. He's nine years older than me.

Did you guys know, did you guys know he had a brother who was nine years older than him before today? Recently, this was revealed on another show, I believe, right? I talked to Alex and I've got to know him as a person. I ask you a million questions all the time. I feel like I know a decent amount about your life, but I've never heard you mention him. Yeah, I have a brother. I just have a brother. have these on my desk for some reason.

What did I fucking say, Alan? I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. There's me as a homecoming date in high school. I need that to be clear. I need it to be clear. Please focus. Well, I want to focus.

Back a little. God. Why won't it focus? I'm so upset right now. Oh, there it is. Oh, got it? Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

And hey. Wow, I hope that girl's okay with being, Blurry on camera. You certainly was. Who was your, who was your date, friend, girlfriend? Friend. Okay.

Yeah, I had a lot of those homecomings. You guys go through, start going to you know. This is my friend from summer camp. We didn't have like a homecoming dance. It was just homecoming queen. That was all we had. I don't fucking care about me.

It's almost like I'm not even here. Sorry, Roxy. No, wait. No, she's getting her thing. Oh, first date thing. I thought you were mad at the evening. You can't. You're the host.

Oh, God, what do we do now? Uh, uh, uh, uh. We sit in silence. For the audio listeners, we won't say anything until Rashi's back. I just literally said, go over what the people have sent in. Alex start reading those things. And then I'll be back in literally a minute. You guys have got this.

Uh, I got an alt-twits. I got an alt-witch every single day. You could fucking handle this. I know you can. I was, I was joking. I was joking. Tom Ford, thumb drive. I showed this on the Brent Cage show.

I'm not good. It's pretty. Alex, do we have any streamlapse to go over? We have plenty. Let's get to them. The lonely man says, I'm experiencing some deep potential heartbreak. I was talking to a perfect girl and things were great for a few days and then once,

and then went south as soon as it started. How do I approach this with her? Please give serious answers. Thanks for everything. I mean, he said it's perfect and then it went south. It just wasn't meant to be. If it's only been a few days. like if you want to give it another shot,

it's just open, honest communication, just be like, hey, I'm interested in this, but I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. Do you want to start over? Do you want to like try for this?

Just make sure you guys are on the same page about it. And it's just that simple. You know, it's happened to everybody where like, oh, man, this could work out and it just doesn't. And sometimes it just doesn't. And so you've got to move on.

Communication. I agree you could do it, bad. I got you, boo. All right. So here we go. This is one of about 15 of these that I have. Granny panties, granny panties. It's stranger.

So I didn't know that not everybody does this. So it's been revealed to me recently that this is a weird thing to do and that it makes me look like a child. I keep a step stool in every room of my house. I'm not tall enough to get to anything. And so I need one of these or more of these for the kitchen, for my bathrooms or my bedroom, for every single room has to have one of these under the bed or like hidden in something

because I cannot grab, I can't reach anything. How tall are you, Roxy? I've never thought of you as like super short. I know. I don't know whether I just have really short arms. I am short, though. I'm smaller than average. I say I'm 5'3, but I'm probably like 5.2 and a half.

Okay. But I cannot get, like, I am useless without that. And being alone has made me realize that I have to have those in every room. Because I was, like, doing stupid shit, like, climbing on the counters and slipping or, like, getting the chairs or whatever. But everybody's been making fun of me who finds out I have these. So these are not the sexiest of things on. Do you use those as a squatty potty as well? So I definitely, you guys know I have shitting issues.

Yeah. And so I actually find, just for, so that this gets really sexy. Yeah. It doesn't help me to put it as a squatty potty. I have to put my feet. I have to use my, my squat ease on the seat. Oh, we just made it $500. That was weird.

Look at that. Like if this chair is the toilet, this is the toilet. Yeah. That's pretty much, that's extreme squatty potty. That's kind of like if you were, you know, do it. a hole in the ground. Yeah. That's natural.

That's my life. Push the button. Told you guys. My life. It's my life. All right, guys, we are officially 30 more dollars away from getting to the next one of these. So in case you guys want to know more.

And then not only are we that, and I know we only have eight minutes left, but we are only seven. James Wheeler donated $20. Just want to help you guys get closer to the goal. Thank you. Thank you, James. Thank you, James. You rock. 20 more dollars to get to that next one, guys.

But then if we get to that $500 mark, you guys are allowed to ask us to go grab things. We are so close. We are so close to getting here. Get them in. Get them in loud. Get them in proud. We only have a couple more minutes.

If you guys want to make us grab weird shit, then you've got to do it. What were you reading, Alex? More things? I'm reading one from Hitman Hudson. I would like to see the two. I would like to see two things adapted very much, but I think they would function better as TV shows than movies.

One is the comic book Legion of Superheroes. The other thing is the Mistborn Trilogy. Yes to the Legion of Superheroes just in terms of like flashing them out. What was the second one? The Mistborn trilogy. What is that? M-I-S-T or like? M-I-S-T-B-R-N, one word.

I don't know what that is. Oh, I don't know either. I thought like he meant like the Miss, like they missed. like they miss the BORN trilogy. Yeah. I'm like, I think they made more than three. Yeah, there's five of them now. I love the Born movies. They're great. They're really good.

Damn. The one TV show I want to see Adapted, but I don't think it could ever happen is the Dark Tower by Stephen King. Like, it's like seven books. So like it would be perfect for like seven seasons of television, but like I know that's like insane to be like, yeah, here's seven seasons of television. Go ahead and make whatever you want. I think it's weird as shit.

but you definitely couldn't make it into a movie. It has to be a television show. Weird. I'm done. I'm not mad about, bitch. All right. Roxy, this just in from our wife. My son is 5'3.

Thank you. So my son is the same height that you know? It's more mind-bolic to me than it is. This isn't like a towards you. I'm going, oh, my God, how did my kid get so big? He's a little taller than me, probably. Wow. crazy how gross firsts happened too

like those like stuff like uh what was like Anthony Davis said that he was like 5, 6 like at sophomore year of high school Whoa. Yeah and then he shot up to Yeah, it's what he is now. You think that will happen for me?

You guys, I think so. That's what happens when he turned 30. You got to know that? Oh yeah. Do you guys think I'm going to be a good 30 year old? Oh, it's tough. You're going to thrive, rocks. Thanks. It's so different than any. say old shit

listen the last good thing you got was 25 you could rent cars and houses and then the next thing you have to look forward to is social security that's the show folks we have five more minutes to make sure that we get in 60 more

dollars we've got to get 60 more dollars in because number one we're asking kindly please number two I will say that I just don't even want to have the conversation with Christian today. So that.

And it is, I know it is a challenging day for him in general, so I really don't want to be the bearer of bad news for him today. So make my life easier and job easier. 60 more dollars. And then you guys would be able to ask us to get whatever. We're running out of time and I want to make these fools do more stuff. How do you guys feel about being called fools? Is that a good one?

You guys are like an insult. I like it. foos. I like calling people dorks, because, like, no one calls people dorks, and it's got, like, the, like, the percussion of an insult. Like, oh, you dorks. But it's not, like, it's, like, the most harmless insult, but, like, it fills, it checks every box.

So it's like, you can call anybody a dork. No one's offended, and it sounds good to say. Fucking dorks. Fucking dorks. I like that. Speaking of dorks, Zach Goddard says, Hey, Roxy, what are your thoughts on dating someone with the same name as an ex, asking for a friend? thanks and you're the best.

That's funny. Well done, Zach. That's my brother, he's nine years old than me. I think it would depend. I think at this current moment in time, I would really struggle with that. For sure, I don't blame you. But, yeah, I mean, like,

anytime somebody asks me, like, what about dating somebody with this astrological sign? Like, I'm never going to write somebody off for a trivial reason, but I do think it would be a challenge. For sure. Dragon 17 says it would be cool to see Roxy on Gucciverse. I've been on Gucciverse like 50 times.

There you go. There we go. D-Train. D-Train says, all I'll say is this. The 45-day window in which a movie can play in theaters and then go to streaming is, I think, the best for everybody. Hope this HBO Max deal goes away for good at the end of the year, because I hate it. I'll be watching Dune and IMAX. All right.

Well, if you hate it, then you hate it. Both Jax donated $20. Hey, Gang, has anyone been one? watching Mayor of East Town? Holy wow, that last episode. Love Kate Winslow. I see an Emmy in her future. Wow.

Everyone's talking about this mayor of East Town, and I have not seen it. The sixth of seven episodes airs this coming Saturday, so I plan on binging it until the finale, starting next week. Travis Sibbub donated $20. Just to make yours life easier. Have a great day. Yeah, I appreciate you. I'd also like to see Roxy on the World Girls.

I think she is one of them. You never know. You just never know these things. So we did get to one more. Who am right now? Are we back to Brett? Back to Brett. I think so.

Back to Brett. Guys, we're one schmobot away from you telling us. You guys get one more schmobot and you guys get at least tell us we'll all get something. I have to go at noon because I got backstage. I got to go make some lunch. So get to 500. One more schmobot. and you guys get to tell us one thing that we all have to get.

Okay. Brett, grab something that you are positive. The rest of us don't have. Oh, my gosh. All right, you have to talk during this. Yep. Grab those. You can't grab your kids.

It's not fair. Or your wife. Curtis Lope has donated $20. Personally, I would never see myself do this, but would you all levitate to? someone with same name of the relative of yours. You never date somebody with the name of the same relative as yours?

Yeah, that I would, if somebody's name was Jet, I would have a really hard time dating them, for sure. I was like hooking up my cousin's name is Faith, and I've, like, hooked up with a girl named Faith, so, it's...

I think cousins a little easier, maybe. Brett, what'd you bring us? Well, first of all, I've showed it earlier. I've been bragging about this a lot. It's my goal. I don't know why that makes me laugh so much. This was in like a box of stuff somebody gave us, and it's a thumb drive.

It's Tom Ford. Wow. Just in case you got to flex at your local FedEx kinkos or something. But it's a National Boy Scouts Association little wallet that holds, and when I went to the National Boy Scout Jamboree in 1989, The hotel that we were staying on on the way there when we were visiting in D.C., my grandmother sent this to me, and it was at the front desk for me. It had coins and some bills in it for me for spending money around the D.C. area. So this is a little sentimental Boy Scouty thing.

And I can also think I could find the show. Oh, yeah, here it is. I'll double down on that. I will show you the T-shirt that my wife wears to sleep in. That's from the 1980-19-9. I missed most of the show, but I want at least two more of these things. Grab something you're proud of. All right.

First person in the chat. First two people in the chat to put stuff in. So he just said grab something you're proud of. Yeah. Grab something you're proud of? Oh, fuck. Well, how are we going to all go do this at once? Two of you, two of us don't.

I'll stick around since I just showed two. And then, um, all right, who's going to get the most prideful thing. You all, Alex, you go to. Brett, you talk to yourself. All right. Hey, guys. What did you think about? Oh, Alex, you're going to do some stream lands, right?

Yeah, let's do it. Well, actually, I don't know if we can because they're all Roxy-based. So, give me one second. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. Okay. Okay, give me one second.

Let me go back. All right. Roxy, since you're there, I just want to ask you something. I just got to tell you something, actually, because Garth, Garth-Harkness-McMurray says, Roxy, you got to forgive Ben missing what you say now and then. He's playing. He's playing games live on Twitch right now, so he's a bit distracted. One of the times you talked to him, you made him miss a great sniper shot.

Leave the poor guy alone. Go together. Man. Man. What is she talking about me now? You're streaming live on Twitch right now, which is why you're missing what she says. All right, next one from Dr. Moist Bushman. Hello, peeps.

Regarding Adam Sandler, who are some directors y'all want him to work with? I want to see him with Quentin Tarantino because he was supposed to be in Inglorious Baster. How about work with PTA again? How about Taika? I want to see Brett and Adam Sandler caught a comedy movie. Thank you. Jesus, please.

By the way, a new guy, you're the shit. That's Ash. That's so funny that I brought up his name earlier. That's Louis Ash. All right, Ben, what do you got? I have, I've been collecting magnets lately, and I really like them. I have my magnet from New York.

And it was the first time I've ever been to New York, and it was when I was the first time I ever traveled with the Shmowdown, as part of the crew and I got paid to be there. So that was a really big moment for me of going to New York for the first time and like getting paid is like a job that I really have always wanted to do. So I'm really, really proud of this one. And I have one from Atlanta too.

I have like a magnet from Atlanta. So I thought about getting that one. So something about traveling for your job and getting paid to do that makes you feel like fucking great. It was like it was like it was like I like travel. I've traveled like different places to bartend and stuff like that. But like getting paid to fly somewhere. and like a city that I've never been to, it's fucking awesome.

I went and grabbed a pair of sweatpants, but they are a world girls pair of sweatpants. That's dumb. That's our logo. And the fact that I started a company with two of my best friends during a global pandemic, and it has kept us not only afloat during this time, but is like the highlight of my life I feel just really fucking proud of.

So I can't believe that. Are those, what are the, called unisex? Are those like... Yeah, they're unisex. Where can I... Like, you never got me a calendar. Where can I get them?

We did... First of all, you need to purchase the calendar, Ben. And we save one for you forever. And now they're gone because we saved one for you until May. Oh, Ben, why do you have a draw? What? What the... I bartend.

I have cash on me all the time. I told you I drive your place any time and pick it up. You could have been any time. Last five months. I told them over and over again. saying he's going to get it. Whatever. If you want any of our merch, it's just theworldgirls.com. So that's where our merch is.

And we're dropping new merch very soon, too. Anyway, we're getting the fuck out of here. Ben has to get the backstage. What? My kids are at school. I can't grab them. Me and Brett. Oh, shit. No, that's all right. No, that's my kids. Let me grab one thing real quick. Let me add it. Yeah, grab one thing real quick.

I'll see Alex's, then I got to go make some Brett's. Brett's is his kids. Yeah. Yeah. And that new Adam Sandler movie, I'm going to be a novel 500 and 10 to $20. Oh, I got that Ben. No, I didn't.

I was radio silent when I was in New Orleans. Yeah. We appreciate you guys, and honestly, thank you so much for all the support today. I know that sometimes

it can be difficult, but we are out here trying to function and you guys are incredible. What is that? This is a wave form of my song, Enye. My brother got for me.

That's awesome. That's awesome. That's a nice canvas print. Yeah, my brother, who's nine years older than me. He got it for me. So, very proud of, right. When he got it for you.

Hell yeah. How much older was he when he got it for you? It was about, at the time he was nine years older than me. Okay. Okay. Crazy how time flies. Every time. It's the same.

Yeah. You know, but now he is nine years older. Yeah. But we just don't know. He was 10 years older because I hadn't turned that age yet. Oh. For that little span of time, he was 10 years old. Oh, that's how time works.

No, I think that this is worth making Ben late for backstage. Let's keep talking about the difference in time. Yes, yes, absolutely. Thank you guys all for being here. Thank you for helping us hit our goal. We really appreciate you guys. We are back every single day throughout the week at 10 a.m. Pacific time. I'm sure Brett will be here tomorrow.

Alex will probably be here tomorrow. I won't actually. What? I've shown my time for thumb drive one last time for pride. I forgot my kids and this. No, I'm going to, my daughter booked a commercial, so I'm going to be on set. That's huge. Yeah, yeah.

Congratulations. Fuck yeah to her, but not fuck yeah because more kid-friendly words. Let's get out of here before I say something on behalf of Ben Goddard, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzonia. Whoever the fuck this Malcolm guy is and myself, thank you so much for being here. I see him tomorrow.