The Kristian Harloff Show - Dune? Matrix 4? Which Remaining Movies in 2021 Are You Dying to See? | The Big Thing

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

There are still a bunch of movies dropping at the end of this year. What movies are you looking forward to? Which do you need to see in the theater? Which are cool at home? Kristian is joined by Brett and Kate and they talk about pretty much everything and someone calls someone a pig.  Follow on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Mark Ellis https://bit.ly/2U1wKPa Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, everybody, welcome back to the big thing. Yes, I got the two idiots back with me today, and we're going to be having some fun. Shang-chi just came out. There are a bunch of different shows that we have been watching. I finally saw The Suicide Squad, Brett Sheridan saw it. There's a lot of stuff that's going to keep popping out there. But before we even get to that, remember, October 8th in New York, you can get Mark Ellis. You can get Mark Ellis.

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We're excited to do the show. We're excited for that. So please head on over there. Go get the tickets. And we're going to start the big thing. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, it's the show. Are you ready for it? I'm ready for it.

Who's going to be ready for it? I'm not sure. Here we go. Back, ladies and gentlemen, it's the big thing. Monday morning, Monday moan. And we are having a good show already. What a show. What a show it's going to be.

Why is it going to be a good show? Tweetledee. Tweet a dumb. All three morons right here on Monday for you, for the people. Brett Sheridan and Kate Muller. in here. Brett, you're in a mood. You just said it was Monday, and just my whole brain exploded.

You still figured out how this works. You were the first person on this show, and you still don't know how it works. It's beautiful Monday. What? He's like, I missed my trip. I missed my trip. Yeah, and then he wakes up and goes,

thank you. Yeah, well, because Brett came in here hot already, and, like, you know, you can always tell. I said to Kate, I was like, yeah, He's in a mood. And I said, usually get the best stuff out of him. He's in this kind of mood.

It's like your way to like vent. Oh, yeah. What's wrong? You're going to, you go into Palm Springs with it. What is that? What's happening there? Why is that keep happening?

It never happens except when you guys are here. Are we pointing two mics too close to each other? Maybe. I just did this with my ear. Oh. Oh, that's a stupid thing you got going on over there. That's, no, I don't know what you're doing.

I don't know. It's always you. And Kate has gas. So that's what we're working on right. You did not doing it in here. I'm not doing it in here. Don't you dare doing it in here? Why do I want you two to have that negative of feeling about me?

It's just the difference between guys and girls. It just really is. Well, you guys don't want to, you're not trying to even know that I have gas. I farted at my wife in anger sometimes. Do you? But I would be like, oh, good, you're human. I think. Poor Dickie.

I know you fart and I wouldn't be offended by it. Offended? No, I just, I don't want to be in a closed room. No. No, I know. Because God knows what you ate last night. I know, but I also think it would, something would change in your eyes. Of course.

I would see a different look in your eyes. Oh, yeah, because you know that it's possible now. Yeah. Once you know, once you know. She wouldn't do that. Yes, she would. Yes, she would. Once you realize that the inside of me smells like rotting eggs,

she would be like, oh, that's different. She's a bummer. She's a bummer to be around. She's a bummer to be around in general. Which is changing your eyes. Well, she just lets it rip. I got to tell you, life in general. She just lets it go.

Are you holding it in now? Like, are you going to be sick? No, no. Okay. I'm good right now. I'm telling you, I guarantee you if either of you went to the car right now. No, I was going to say, does the priest just... The priest is a question I've always...

We have to sell the car. So let me ask you a question. Yeah. If you were going to a restaurant and you're meeting somebody. Yeah. You've got what you got going on right now. Yeah, yeah. Right?

And the valet is there, right? Yeah. Do you fart in the car right before the valet gets in? That's question one. Now, the question two is it costs. $20. Yes. Yes.

Then 100%. That changes it. That changes things. If you're going to, then sit in it, buddy. I actually pay. Even though it's not his fault. Yeah, I'm paying you for this. Yes.

It's not his. Well, you're not paying him. You're paying the powers at B, but they did this to them. I'm still going to tip them. We saw what they did to Cameron's dad car in the Ferris Bueller. That's right. We don't want to. Listen, we know what you're doing, valets.

Yeah, so you give them a little surprise when they get in. I don't think that's wrong. It's not. on to fart in the car. There are a ton of, I've seen a thread of valet stories. They fart in your car. Oh, more than that. I remember getting my comments, and it was a Spanish station.

It was on. I was like, I did it in, like the mariachi stuff. And I was like, all right. Yeah, it just rocked with it. It actually sounds great. It is a jolly station. They don't have any founders. Hey, listen.

Tell me, you know, change it up, do what you got to do. It's just, you know, I got in one time and there was just somebody waiting for me. And just the person was like, who are you? I'm Teddy. It's Teddy. Everybody picked me up. He just left me back here. I was like,

oh, let's go hang out. I mean, Teddy or buddies. Let's do it. So you're going to Palm Springs. Yes. Life is hard. I know, and it's so nice because I checked a couple weeks ago.

It was going to be about 104. That's cool. 114. Yeah, that's more like it. 140. Good choice. I was supposed to go to like San Diego,

but we canceled our trip a while ago. Oh, really? Because of done. Oh, yeah, by the way, so I noticed now YouTube, This is something I could have told you beforehand, but I'm going to tell you on the air. No mention of real world stuff, apparently, because even if you do, you can't, you can't monitor. You can't even say it in passing.

This is what's happening in the world. Really? No, you can't, you can't monetize. You can't market the show. You can't do anything. So we have to change the, the topic today was going to be vaccines. So we have to change. I'm serious.

I have to now have Frank cut that out. Wow. Like, I'm not even kidding you. Like I had to, I had to cut, I have to cut that out on the shows now. Can you mean you yelling at me about it in? even if you say, like they probably flag words now that you can't, you can't market, you can't do any of that stuff around it. Now, is Joe Rogan getting the same treatment?

Don't, I'm telling you. Oh, you can't even say, no, you can't say Joe Rogan. At this point, I don't know, I don't even know if they, because it's because he's tied in everything else. So it's like, I'm telling you that I have to probably like now time code this. Can we, we make the air I've known. Talk about my abnormally huge penis. Is that?

Yeah, sure. Have you ever, have you ever tripped anybody as you're going to? It's sort of rhinoceros penis. Wow. This is makes it. Because we always skate around it, but this is making it worse. What is happening? Hey, hey, check, check.

It was me again. Something with your earring? Stop doing it with the earring. It really hurts. I got to take my earring off, I think. Yeah, it's definitely the earring because it's the fourth time you've done it. Is it that thing that people say you get when you get something and then something happens in your body? God, this is going to be rough.

Can we have codes? No, no codes. Nothing. Let's just just talk about, let's just talk about movies then? Apparently. Yeah, what did you watch something? No, I'm just saying, how are we going to talk about movies? We're getting demonetized?

No, we're going to know movies. You just can't bring... But they're happening now. Not that kind of stuff. You should freaking head, will you? Just saying they're happening now. Yeah, it's like, yeah. Like, climate things?

Climate is, I guess, is fine. But you can't talk about if people get S-I-C-K. Yeah. And what's getting those people, S-I-C-K, you can't talk about it. Because I wanted to talk about the DoorDash guy in the flood in Brooklyn. What? Oh, did you see that? That we can, I assume we can talk about it.

Yeah, okay. The rules that YouTube has now. Consumatic. Yeah. Like, if there was like a natural disaster that's happening somewhere, is that considered? Bring it up. We'll see what happens. We'll see.

I'm just talking about it in particular. I know, I know they're in particular thing about. Yeah, I'm talking about it in particular. Yeah. Exactly. I'm hoping that they may be like the argument of what you said before. I can say, no, she meant the airline. Yeah.

Yes, exactly. She meant the airline. Yes. Yes. Anyway, but the DoorDash guy. Tell me about it. Oh, full, like up to his waist in a bike delivering DoorDash. And people were posting things like, you know, this person who ordered DoorDash is not going to see heaven, you know, things like that. And they're trying to find the guy so they can give him this giant tip or whatever. And then so this is the way why I just want to delete all social media because you go, oh, look, they're doing. Oh, it's nice things, nice things.

He chose to work. Yeah. He chose to work that thing. Going across the room. That's right. I mean, what, what, I want to know what the, what the food was. And was it, was it, was it wet? It was, you know what I mean?

It had to have been. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like what, like, well, who. Maybe it was soup. But that's, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, everyone's going, oh, man, this guy that ordered it, that guy got everything he deserved. Yeah.

You know, whatever he ordered tasted like shit. He had a wet sandwich. There was nothing that he was. nothing that he ordered that could have survived what that guy had to go through. Although in New York you can order, like, I guess here too, but you can order, like, alcohol. It could have just been, like, couldn't do this. That's true also. Yeah.

Could have just been, like, cans of beer. Well, they even analyzed the bag, and it was kind of like a universal bag that they used at most restaurant. It was like your stock plastic bags. And they try, and they, some guy was going around the city, like, have you seen the guy that delivered the food? We're trying to find him. He looks like you, man.

I don't know. And then some, yeah, how many people are, how many people are, how many, many people are going, yeah. Yeah. That's me. That was me. That was me. Look at me.

Look at me. I'll show you. Hey, look, wait, wait, hold on. I'm going to go in the bath. Check me out. I'm in the bath. Water. Right?

Is that, that look at me? It looks like me. How much you can give me $20 grand? Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have the bike. Maybe just treaching through it would have been better. Yeah. A lot of people might have thought of that part. You know, like, I don't know why you tried to take the bike when it's up to here.

Maybe just, just tredge through it. And then you can do this thing. I mean, yeah. I mean, it's, it's, I reached out to a lot of people, a lot of my friends out there because I wasn't sure. Because a lot of, I mean, there was one video from like Springfield Boulevard where I used to get pizza like all the time. It was like five minutes from my house in Bayside. And your, your dad's okay? My dad's in Florida.

Oh, he's in Florida too. Most of my family, most of my family now is in Florida, except my uncles and my cousins are, but they live, and a lot of my friends from growing up are. But they're not in that, they weren't in that particular area in Queens. Okay. So a lot of them have, like, moved along. Island or moved like just out but yeah it's pretty it's pretty nuts we were all worried because my brothers in new Orleans that was our main concern and then my sister suddenly were like what brooklyn got hit he he bugged off to houston with some friends and then came back and checked on it

in the house and they're building a new house and like everything was fine and it was afraid that branches would fall but thankfully they had cleaned up a lot of stuff and another friend had a little bit of flooding and you know there's not going to be electricity there for a while that's the big thing like How long? No, this is the big thing. How long? 20 days was when he first told me about it like five days ago. Like, so he went back and he's got.

A day after tomorrow. He's got generators and stuff, but he's not going to, you know, I mean, you don't want to take the, he's got two kids. He's not going to come generate. No. I'm not going to say anything. How about them? You're not going to be able to hear anything.

I know. Just going to say this. Yeah. That's not good for hospitals. No, no. It's not. It's nuts. It's nuts.

It's not. I'm telling you. It's like there's a lot of end of world stuff going on. But tell us about why you're so nervous about your trip to Palm Springs. It's hot. It's hot. I just say it doesn't matter where I'm going. I get nervous.

We tease you because we hate you. It's hot. And why do I get all freaked out like, I need to wash all the laundry? The place has, we're going to a house. Yeah, you can bring, you can just bring dirty laundry. I could bring dirty laundry. Enjoy someone else's washing machine. It's hot.

It's, it's, it's, it's, I don't mind the hot. You don't mind the hot. See, I don't like hot weather. I would be, I would be complaining about it. I'm just sitting in the pool. But there's a pool. Yeah. That's the thing is when you, when you get an Airbnb in Palm Springs, you get, you can get it cheap in August, September and October because the owners are never there. And you definitely have a pool.

I still understand the concept of Airbnb and don't understand the concept at the same time. Okay. Okay. Because it's like, I mean, I, I mean, I understand what I've been, I've been there. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. how you'd want to do that if you owned a property. Oh, yes.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I understand, hey, we're going to rent it out. We're going to do this. We're going to make some money. But then, like, there's a lot of different people in the world. And I don't want to rent my house to them. We've been doing it for so long that I don't even think it was called Airbnb back that. It was just, you would just.

It's called Take My House. Yeah, it was like, hey, you know what? We don't want to be here because we don't want to melt. But we also don't want to pay our mortgage this month. I'll never do it ever again. and I'll tell you why. We went to Comic-Con one year, and it was this big house we had,

and I stayed, and I had my hotel. I was staying with Fandango, but I went in a night earlier, and I didn't have my room yet. So I stayed at this house, and everybody was already all had their rooms. It was like this big, huge house that they rented out.

And so I stayed in a house, and it was the kid's room. And I automatically felt like a fucking weird. Yeah. And I was on an air mattress in this kid's room. And I, and you jerked in every corner. But I,

and I'm going, there's no, I didn't even put my hands on my lap. And I'm like, I'm just laying, I'm just laying like stiff as a board, like looking up going, just get to morning.

Just get to morning. And that's it. I'm just laying there. I'm like, it just felt fucking weird. Don't you feel like if you were somebody with more than one property, though?

Like if you had like, Like a bonus house? Yeah. Like if it's a house that you don't use. If you don't give a shit about it. For sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I jokingly say I don't get it, but I get it. I don't get it with my primary residence 100% now. Primary residence, no way. Like my wife, my wife barely lets you guys in here. She's going to let strangers into the house? Kidding me? I'm always peeking in the garage for shit too. Like my garage?

No. Yeah, well, that I'm in it. I'm in it right now. Look at around like how? Wait, wait. Are you ever going to clean that Star Wars machine? Yeah, it's true. I need you guys to put together another one of those things, too.

But what I'll tell you, though, Kate finally gave me, I took the damn thing off, but that picture finally looks like Tony Soprano doesn't it? It looks like from this angle, it looks exactly like James Gandalfini. The whole point of the thing is that it was faded in the trash can from in the show. Love it. Yeah, and that was the whole point of it. I love it. But it really looks 100% like.

James Gandalfini has like the, He's got, the nose. He's got like a flat part of his nose here. And that you can actually like, really am like, oh, hi, James. What are you guys been watching? Honestly. Nothing? I'm going to tell you what I've been watching.

Not wearing the shadows again. Yes. But no, what I'm going to tell you that I've been watching is the little girl, wasn't me this time. The little girl, Nandy. The hell is that? Bucel playing drums at the Food Fighters concert. Did you see this? So are you watching this over and over again?

Repeated. Wait, wait, no, what is this? How old is this girl? You need to see this. You've seen this? She's 11 years old and they have her come out to play ever long with them. That's cool. And she plays and she rocks it? She's unbelievable. So this is the only thing you've been watching. It's just this. Well, you've seen the back and forth. I wanted to talk about it. Oh, all right. You saw the impetus of this, like the back and forth.

Who's it? She played drums and she's challenged Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl responds to it with a desert drum solo. She responds. So it became this back and forth and that's how it became what it was. CNN had a story. Oh, really? I mean, it was like, but also like she met with Tom Arell when she was at here because they're British, I believe. Or they're from the UK. I mean, someplace in the UK. But anyway, and she's 11 years old and is like, she murders.

And I said to Dicky, I'm like, I actually don't know if she's good or not. Will you listen to this? He's like, she's really good. Oh, yeah. She's like maybe like a, like you would probably notice a difference if their drummer was playing. It just makes you. Yeah, when you see stuff like that, though, it makes me sad. Because you think that that.

girl has no life no because i just fell over the couch the other day and and and it's like so that's what i'm doing with my life and then i have and then we have an 11 year old who's like a prodigy and it's just like you know like okay i just got yelled at by somebody because it was smurfs instead of smurfs or something in in the fucking schmowdown and that's you know then you see blah that's don't do and you're like what am i doing with my life i just think like my kids are pieces of shit Like, what have I done? What have I done? You actually don't have that thought because your daughters out there making more money than all of us put together.

Finally. I mean, it took her long enough. Put it together. You got to be careful, though. You don't want to make her the next Britney Spears. Blake is just like, come on, man. Learn how to play the classic guitar or something. Yeah.

See, that's the thing, though, too. You got to just like, the whole, again, we don't jump into the whole Britney Spears thing to, too. But her dad fucked her over, man. Oh, yeah. Poor Britney. Oh, yeah. They freed her, though, right? I think we freed her.

I think she's been freed. Well, you're welcome, Brittany fan. We had to just cut this part. I know, but maybe. Actually, probably not untrue, but I always, I was always a Britney Spears fan. Always too. I mean, also, the shaving head thing, that was, like, actually, like a very sad. I took no pleasure and seeing that downfall.

So back then, I mean, people are always dicks, and there's still dicks, but I think that there's more of a, there's more of a, there's more of a, thing now where people are focused on mental health, right? Like, and it's more of been brought in the forefront today than it was back then. Back then it was, oh, look at the poor celebrity. Look at the poor celebrity losing it. Oh, she's having a meltdown. Poor celebrity.

Not really caring, right? And then you dive deep and understand that it's a mental health issue. And there's more, and mental health, I think, has been more of a forefront issue over the last, at least five, ten years. and five, six years, and I'm glad that, I'm glad that, that it's shifted.

And I'm glad that the support, that, it was very nice to see, actually, the amount of support that came out for her. Yes. During all this, because 10, 15 years ago,

no, ain't happening. They're all, they're all going to go, oh, poor her, blah, blah, blah. That's what you signed up for. 100%. Yep.

You might as well go join the guy who's working at the food hub or whatever it is. Yeah. But like this, but this is, but no, this was a good, this was a good thing for sure. Anyway, but I didn't realize it was a thing until this thing happened.

I didn't know that she wasn't getting her money. Not to that, not to that extent. I didn't know about it either. And then, but, you know, with the amount of people coming out, so that even the father's like, all right, fine. I don't even know. I haven't been paying that much attention to it except the fact that the updates.

Like, when, like, people bring it out, Lester Holt, wrote it up and listened to it. Like, that's how old I am now. I'm like almost 50 years old watching Lester Holt. And why, by it? by the way, for anybody else who watches Lester Holt, which is probably no one that watches this show. But what I will tell you that drives me fucking crazy,

have you ever watched this show, the nightly news with him? No. Nobody does. Because I can't watch CNN. I can't watch Fox News. I can't watch MSNBC because they're all too fucking one-sided. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just the news.

So here's the news. But every story that comes on afterwards, it's like, oh, and then there was a guy, and he was out at the store, and he got himself a sandwich, and the sandwich was a little rotten, so he returned it. He got his money back. Lester. Next story.

Well, yeah, the weather is really bad. The sun's out. I'm pretty hot. I'm really hot. I don't want to take my family to Palm Springs. It's too hot right now. I don't want to get in the car. I can't figure it out.

But we'll figure it out. Lester. Stop saying Lester. And then they had someone else co-host the other night. Oh, my God. They're going to say this guy's name. And so, oh, yeah. Here we go.

It had a pig, and the pig went to the farm, and we were petting the pig, and it was a nice pig and everything to. Back to you. This guy is a guy. doesn't get it. Only Lester. Just that. Lester's earned it. The best case scenario is that they still say Lester. That would have been. I was hoping for.

Lester? Lester. And then how Saturday Live hasn't spoofed it, it's the only thing is I looked at the other news shows, it's every story. Even if you don't watch it, even if you think that Lester Holt is that you can't stand the politics of it, just watch this show to see what I'm talking about. Every story, no matter what it is. I made eggs the other day and my wife loved them.

It drives me crazy. What drives me crazy is banter. They're banter. Oh, yeah. They need to include improv classes. I was like, you must hate this show. And I'll tell you, and what I would say, if I was up there, well, you know, here's the thing. I was, I was getting myself a little bit of a walk in the morning.

No, no, it wasn't a walk. It was a run. And I was, I was running through the neighbor. I was driving. I was driving. I was driving and I had six cows in the back. Now, they weren't cows. They were inauseroses.

I did notice that one of the stories you improvised was a pig. That somebody had a pig. Because my daughter, my daughter is a fucking con artist, the little. Alex Baldwin over now, ladies and gentlemen. He's. He's going to spend some portion of this day wondering if it was, if you're going to be mad at him. Not at all. Not with that getting around.

When the chair spins, you know you've done. It's the I-Rub. You can get the I-Rub. You've really made it. There was the delivery of it where he's just like, pig, no. It was the one that registered. But he's like, oh, did I say? I guess I'll own it.

Oh, on it. Kate missed one of my favorite moments though when you were like, listen, hey, the thing with Kate, you know, we joke around, but, you know, with her kids and stuff, I don't know, she beats them. Oh, yeah, you were off-string. You were dealing with like, he did, he was rude, he was all this thing. And it was, that was a Zoom fall off.

Oh, yeah, that was a fall of the chair. The biggest fall of the chair, though, was when I said you, when I thought your dad was here. That was the biggest one. I'm almost forgotten. Now I'm mad about it all over again. Now I realize there's still so much more ways. But to be fair, it was Zoom.

I don't know if I had my glasses on. It was, the picture was faded in the background. It wasn't similar outfit. Your father? It's like that time. The picture was of your father when he was wearing those women's overall. In a Harry Potter shirt. You know how Kate's always rocking a sun hat.

It's like this hit. It's a farie hat. It's a safari hat with cargo shorts down to my shins. You can see her athole. With his, you know, his little hormone belly, poor guy. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I didn't even know how.

I know we got there through calling my three-year-old to pick. But before it. She's a con artist. She's a con artist. She's a con artist. Con artist. She will, she... As I said about petting a pig. Yes. And so there's a lot of things that she will do to try to get, you know, she does it like a cute way.

And I said this already too. Like my nine-year-old is like a dog and my three-year-old's like a cat. Yeah. Like the nine-year-old is like, hey, you don't want to play, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play. You want to have a cat? You want to do this? Oh, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Hold me eat something. Oh, I'm sorry. Everything. What's going on? I just want to love. I just want to love. You want to play? You want to play? And then the three-year-old, Hey, you want to play? And, okay, you know, now you can pet me.

Okay, now I'm done with you, right? And then, so the Peppa Pig is the one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she does this thing now. We're eating at dinner time, and she goes, she looks at the food, and she goes, I can't eat without Peppa Pig. And we're like, watch.

She's like, it's the only way I'll eat. I can't eat without Peppa Pig. I just. and we're like, you can eat. I can't eat without. Meanwhile, the nine-year-old has already eaten everything, some of my stuff, you know, like chewing on the plate. She's like, you said you can't eat?

I got you. Like a vulture. She's just, and 100% like a dog will say, okay, cat doesn't want to eat her food. Fuck at all you. And it's like, no, the cat has not had a chance to eat yet because she's trying to scam a pep a pig out. thing and it's just like and when you have and she also knows she's the second kid yeah yeah so when

she's the second kid you know at this point with the just yeah just i just want to eat the fucking meatloaf just give her the pepper pig and then it's like boom boom boom boom and then for some reason daddy pig i know all these sounds george yeah daddy pig no it's like and there's nothing there's nothing on there and then for some reason the nine-year-old couldn't give a shit about Peppa Pig in the middle of it, gets up and standing looking at the phone, what are you doing? What do you care?

You don't care about. What do you care of a Peppa Pig for you? He's watching descendants for the thousands of time. Now you care about Peppa Pig? I just, I see that my sister's getting screen time and I'd like in on that action. Exactly what it is. It's all it is.

I did have Neil start doing Homer yesterday. He's like, is James still watching TV? Yeah. I'm like, no. No. He's not. This morning I'm watching Revenge of the Sith. I'm watching Revenge of the Sith for a watch-along. and the nine-year-old comes over, wants to see the scene,

and then, of course, three-year-old, I want to see! You can't see this. You're not ready for it. I'm ready for it. And I told her this morning, I told Kate, so I wanted to do something nice with my three-year-old. I color with her.

That's our thing. We color. So I was like, Maze, you want to color? No, I'm doing my stickers. And I'm like, well, who am I going to color with? Call by yourself. Go get a job, Dad.

And I started to go get a job. Don't talk about stow wars. I started laughing my ass off, though, because she's just like, she's just like, eh. Fucking gangster, man. This kid is a straight up gangster. I didn't even tell you this. I feel like you're the only person that would actually appreciate this for than anything. You weren't there.

Was S-E-N or something? I forget when it was, but James, one day, came into the bathroom, grabbed our tube of toothpaste and goes, mayonnaise. Meyers! I feel like it's a joke that you do. It's just like very, very smart people. Well, she, her kid also does something I love. He's in the middle of the conversation.

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Oh, that's not, that's the wrong show. But you were talking about the girl hitting the drugs. You got to see. I will. I'll watch it. I'll definitely check it out. And you were, do you dive it into anything?

Well, you and I both finally, for the first time you saw a movie before I did. Yes. In the Suicide Squad, you told me I was going to like it. I loved it. I think you would love this movie. I talked about a pretty heavily on a spoiler thing on Friday with Ellis, but this is a great movie, man.

Very funny. It's a very funny movie. And I don't have to know all of like Marvel cannons. Well, no, because it's D.C. So no, you won't have to know any Marvel canon whatsoever. Oh, fantastic. You don't have to know any Star Wars, no Star Trek. Nothing about the 8th, nothing about the A team with Mr. Tain, nothing.

None of that, no, that. Transformers? A little Transformers and a little Hawaii. 5-0. Okay. Yeah, but other than that, you're good to go. No, but you don't have to know anything about the first movie, Suicide Squad. You won't have to know anything.

I mean, no. And has, have they said when the Snyder cut of this is going to come out? Tomorrow afternoon. Oh, fantastic. It's 17 hours long. Yes. It's already done. They just need to do a bunch of reshires.

They shot it six years ago. Yeah. No, this movie is. It's already shot. It's in the can. It's in the can. They're just going to need $7 billion more. They arrested the guy.

He's in the can right now, cutting the movie. It's phenomenal. It's very funny. Funny. Very funny. But not funny in a way. I talked about this on the show on Friday, is that I felt that Guardians of the Galaxy 2 had a lot of funny jokes,

but they would just hand it out to people like, hey, I have a funny joke. You say this one because he just said the last one and didn't really fit the characters. They're funny jokes. They just didn't. This, it fits. It's clever. It's,

there's some stuff. John Cena is great in this movie. Oh, John Cena is amazing. He is. And I'm never like a big fan of John Cena. Like, you know, I think he's fine. I thought he was good in, I thought he was good in blockers, and I thought he was good in train wreck.

Train wreck, I thought it was fantastic. Right. This is his best. Hands down. Really? And Idrisabla is incredible in this movie. Everybody's great in this movie. Everybody is, I raved about it for like half an hour the other day with Ellis,

and I continue to do so. It's a great, and the soundtrack is great. Do you feel like D.C. is making their name, like, that Harley Quinn cartoon, the animated show? Do you feel like their thing now is like sort of raunchy comedy,

like sort of like aggressive comedy? They've always kind of gone on R and they've also been able to go a little bit more heavier, even their Batman animated series back in the day and this stuff. They've done that before and they did it with a killing joke

and killing joke came out, but they, I think what they did, what they got away from is they just, they embraced the darks, what they've always done. What they tried to do with different leadership back in the day

was a, and what failed, miserably was when they tried to get too comedy with it and too light and too colorful. It's not what DC is. It never has been. I thought Joker was incredible. Yeah. To be clear, Joker was not funny. No, no, no,

no, no, but that was in the new regime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the older stuff, like once they got rid of some of these people and they started making turns, DC has been phenomenal over the last coming. And I include the Snyder cut on that. I loved the Snyder cut. Yeah. I thought it was great. And I watched it like, you know,

It's like, I think, no, I actually watched the majority, but I think in one night. One sitting. Yeah, it was pretty, I don't know if I could, I mean, it took me a while. I mean, I'm still watching. I'm proud of myself that I watched the Suicide Squad. It took me long enough. Fans will definitely tell you that. But I'm still powering through the Sopranos.

I'm in season five of that, but I needed to take a break because someone lit a fire in him. I was one of the fans. He's like, dude, you got like five days before it's gone from HBO Max. Suicide Squad? Yeah. Or is like the Sopranos? Oh, yeah.

No, the Suicide Squad is gone. So if you, if you, if you, if you, You have it. You should watch you with Dickie. I should. Yeah, because it's like there's stuff that happens in the movie without spoiling her, Kate. When they go to rescue Rick Flagg, did you laugh your ass? Oh, yeah.

I was sitting back here. Rubbing his eyes. Spitting his chair. Kate, I laughed so. I've never been just by myself. Laughing like that. Power laughing. Like, power laughing.

Like, the dude was sleeping. I picture. Yeah, the dude was. I picture you like power washing. And I was just cracking up. And the dude was like, what the fuck is this guy laughing? Did not see it coming. Did not get that.

So many different times that that happens. And there's so many great lines throughout it. And a lot of John Cena stuff, the way that he plays it like serious and some of the dialogue and the thing, like without spoiling it for you again, the Milton thing. Oh. Amazing. Like there's so many great bits. And Lonnie saw it without any of it because she's like, do I don't know any backstores? and she loved it too.

And then now we're going in reverse order. And we did see Birds of Prey. We liked that. We gave it another try. We didn't like it the first time. I still haven't watched all of it yet. Yeah, it's not wonderful, but we still had fun with it. And I think we liked it more because she liked Harley more.

Harley in this one. Yeah. This movie is as good as it is because of James Gunn. James Gunn is like there. I don't know if another director could have done this. Right. Like this has James Gunn all over. it from the humor.

It's beautifully shot. I mean, it's gorgeous. Where does it take place? Gotham? No, no, no, no. All over it. Like some, I forget what country it is. Yeah, it's a different thing.

I don't know. It's a fictional country. I'm not sure, but it's like, I don't know. I don't know. But it's basically there's the suicide squad from the first movie is sent on this mission, which again, you don't have to really know them. They're sent on this mission.

And then there's a B squad that's also sent to do something at the same time. Okay. So that being said, you should watch it. I don't know when it's going to go off pretty soon. So if you have an opportunity to check it out, you should. Watch it while I'm packing. And so the other thing that we're going to talk about today that I wanted to bring up,

I looked at this last night. So I'm going to bring up some of the upcoming movies that are coming up to you guys. And then you tell me if there's a, the answer I'm sure is no on as far as anything you're going to see in the theater this year. But if not, are you going to see in the theater? 100%. Okay. I won't miss Dune.

Okay. Because even though it's on HBO Max? I'm going to go see it in theater. You're going to see it in theaters. I think a lot of people feel that way. It's going to be spectacular. I don't disagree. Yeah.

But. I'm going to find it. I'm going to, like, you know, I bring my kids to school on, on, on both. I'm childless Monday, Wednesday, Friday during the day. Okay. So, well, Friday I'm here. But I will go to a matinee on a Monday if I need to just to just to see it in the theater. Well, that was the thing I was going to do with Sean Chi because that's coming out.

Yeah. Well, it came out. So at this taping, I don't know what it did as far as box office goes, but it's lots of grave reviews about it. Really excited to see it. That one, same. I mean, I'm still waiting for Black Widder to come out, right? That, I mean, you know, people aren't going to give a, people barely have posted. I got to use one of my jokes, by the way, because someone posted out on this guy's like, well, why so late?

They posted my suicide squad I saw this movie I'm going to talk about it He goes like why so late I could almost care less Oh and I wrote back and I go well you should You should care less And when you could not care less Then come back and tell me if you enjoyed the review Or if you want to watch it or not

I could care less Well then you should care less Then go ahead with that Yeah if you can care less You should go sit in a corner and care less Come back when you can't care less So But anyway

some of the things that Changshio I absolutely want to see I know that Black would all be seeing soon I'll talk about it when I see it That's that was the other reason for this show Is this show for those people who just started tuning in again Thank you for everybody who's been joining us Thank you for rediscovering

Thank you for either finding us for the first time Or coming back after how long But one of the things The Suicide Squad is a perfect example of that, right? If there's a movie that I've seen That everybody else saw a while ago whether Black Widow or whatever. I'm going to talk about it the same way that my friends would talk about it,

the same way everybody else. There was the same reason I started doing movies in the first place. Not everybody goes right away and sees it before everybody else. Nobody else, it's like, this is what I saw last night. This is what I watched last night. It might have been three weeks after it came out. It might have been a month after it came out. Don't look at me as the guy that's like, oh, he saw before everybody else.

Now he's going to talk about it. Like the guy was just like, why so late? Because that's when I saw it. Yeah. I mean, I probably could have seen it a week. week ago. Yeah. But I,

and I'm glad I saw it when I did. And I think you're enjoying not having to immediately watch something. A hundred percent. I watch it like a fan now. Yeah. Yes. And I'm not watching it. I got to get out of.

Spoiler of you. It's like, no, it's either, you enjoy, if you care about. It's too bad because nobody else is doing that on the internet. I know.

So. I know. I'm the only part. I'm taking it away from you guys. But it's like, but that's the thing is that I just, if you care, people like,

well, I want to hear your opinion on it. You will, be able to eventually. When I see it, the one thing I can guarantee you is that I will probably have a review of many saints in Newark the day it comes out. That I can probably guarantee you. Yeah.

Because that I'm not, I'm going to, like I said, I told Ellis, wife's making me a big ziti. I'm getting a glass of wine. I'm probably, to be honest, I probably want to sit with my painting and sit. But I did what I said I was going to do. And I like, come on. No, no. No, he does. Tony!

Tony! You, give me, you shit big. That's a sound bite I need to get. You shit big. I told you I wanted to watch it on my big screen. Yeah. And I wanted to watch it on my big screen. I wanted to have the sound.

And I didn't want to like turn it down and do all the shit. And I, and Suicide Squad, I just blasted it. I was shoveling popcorn in my face. Yeah. Smoked a little bit and just watched it. And it was, oh, it's heaven. So just to be clear, he smoked a little bit of the popcorn. I smoked a little bit of the popcorn.

Yes. What's the recipe that you use again for that? I think it's called ship tots. Yep. I wasn't ready. I was, I got it from a friend of mine. Oh, cool. Yeah, Tots ship is his name.

Wow. Wow. Would you like some of this? Thank you, Shots tip. It's delivered by a bear. Yes, it is. A bear is delivered. No, actually, it was delivered by a cougar.

Her name was Marge. By the way, just to be clear, you can, nobody's asking me for my opinion. Excuse me. Sorry. On movies, but I'm definitely the person that in 2021 was like, Dumbledore Dyes. Right. You know. But yeah, I mean, you revisited a lot of Star Wars stuff.

You were caught up on, you were only caught up on Mandalorian because you were on this show. Yes. Yes. But that's the whole thing is that I wanted, that's what I wanted this show to be. I wanted this show to be for like the, because a lot of real people who are just watching movies. Oh, yeah, I just watched it. I just caught the suicide squad last time myself. I didn't know it was on on HBO Max.

The hardcore film fan, you're going to be able to find a lot of people in our space that are going to get it out beforehand or a leaked shit or that kind of stuff. We're going to talk about it when we talk about it. It might be the day of the premieres. We might get a screening for it. But we'll talk about when we get it and we want to have that. And honestly, I have more fun with it because now I, I have to go through the comments on the suicide squad one. A lot of people have seen it.

Yeah. So they can have a conversation with me as opposed to, well, I saw it already. I saw the screening. Let me talk at you. There's a monologue about it as opposed to dialogue about it as opposed to dialogue. And I'm not going to the Shang Chi one. I probably would have put that out and done that. But Koi did.

Koi was on with me and we put the review out before it came out. It's great. So we'll do that. But like I'm just not going to make it a priority. Yeah. Yeah, but... I bet Coy was really brief. He was.

He was phenomenal in the show, man. He's so... For the record, he is, like, so good at public speaking. I'm actually joking. People loved that episode. It is definitely those stupid ears. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it was.

Bitch got them real earrings. You just made... You just made four people crash on the highway listening to the show. For the audio listeners. For the audio listeners. I hope you had Geico. Sorry. A little wild.

Yeah, I can... That's that real metal, honey. No shit. It's like, you can really cause some problems with it. By the way, I went to get my physical yesterday, and I got my results, and I'm interpreting them myself, I have high cholesterol. Oh. Tell me if you think this is high, high, or just like...

You give me numbers? Don't give me numbers. I don't know. Oh, okay. I said it was supposed to be under 100. Well, with a bad cholesterol, a good cholesterol. The bad. And I was 108.

It's bad. Am I medicine bad? Well, the doctor will tell you that, but yeah. I mean, yeah, so here, this is what I assume. You eat a lot of cheese? Not anymore. This is the thing that's so, yeah. No, I've cut dairy.

Okay. Yeah. Alcohol. Alcohol. Well, alcohol, I mean, you can do it. I really don't do beer anymore. I just do. No, I do tequila.

I do margarita. You got to cut back on it, kid. I hate to tell you that. You got to, I don't, I hardly, I know. I hardly drink at all. Do you remember what your number was? Am I worse than you? Probably now for sure.

I mean, because like I said, I've been, I've gone down. I was, my heaviest, I was 213. I'm at 1.98 right now. Man. And I've lost. weight too but I've been I've been I've been I've been sneaking stupid things lately but I know but I still but but it not but I but either way you got it you got to try to and they said there was like a note in it that was like please know this because patient was not fasting that that could affect these results but

even still I don't think it makes me go up what are you eating what's what's this morning I wake up and I had a celery juice no but don't don't don't give me the stuff that you're eating now what you what leading up to the the the bad cholesterol oh a bowl bowl of lard. Every day. Every day. No, it was yesterday. That would do it.

You want to know what I ate before yesterday? Yes. Give me the garbage. Don't tell me, don't tell me the nice stuff that you're eating. No, I'm going to tell you. So you're eating all good stuff and yet you still have bad cholesterol?

I'm telling you. What are you talking about? It's bullshit. Look at this. I go to this place called creation. Oh, yeah. I get these green juices. I do one green juice a day to start my day.

Okay. And then I do either a coconut yogurt with chia seeds or fruit in it in the morning. So this is like, to me, this is like an alcoholic saying to me that they've never had, They don't ever drink. No, no, I'm not talking about it. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it's saying, well, you know, I only took like a little bit of sip of wine.

Oh, yeah. And then when nobody was looking, I guzzled like a big thing. I'm telling you, I would say, if you told me a month ago, my cholesterol was high, I would be like, yeah, that's for sure. Because I ain't, because I ain't changes. It's not going to change right away after a month. You don't think so? No, it sits in there for a while.

Oh, okay. Then it's because I was eating garbage. Yeah, you're not going to change your cholesterol within like a month. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know if I've changed mine, and it's been like five months. But, yeah, it's your... Anyway, I'm hoping, oh, sorry. What's good?

What's, like, under a hundred? They said 100, under a hundred. Well, again, it's me interpreting the results, but it was like the only thing, everything about me looked great. I just didn't like the doctor I went to the last time because I switched doctors, and then the doctor's like, take medicine for what? For walking in the door? Oh.

Yeah. What else did I take medicine for? I don't know. What did you watch last night? I watched a cartoon and my kid. Yeah, you should take medicine for that. So they want to like just medicate on everything? I didn't take shit.

I just started eating better. Yeah. Hopefully it, hopefully. Okay, well, I hope it catches up with me because I've got to tell you, I'm feeling very discouraged. Yeah. This piece of shit at the urgent care had the audacity to tell me I weigh 100 or 200 and then I'm 5'8. I'm like, I'm not according to my license. What's your license?

5.9. 185.59. Yeah. So did you weigh yourself? Are you two oh two? I'm, I, you go, it's so weird with you. You go up and down within a week. Yeah.

And also I don't see it. That's the thing. You look the same. Yeah. I just feel like you look the same. Are you heavy right now? You're thin. I can't.

I don't even know. My belly is just the big spot and I don't know what it is. Drinking beers? No, I, I have about a month and a half now. Both of you are both in denial. No,

but my food even, I took a lot of food out of that, you know, I mean, the last couple of days I've been having bagels and things that I wasn't. But like, I cut a lot of carbs. and it's just, I think I'm eating too many,

this is my only theory. I'm eating a lot of raw nuts and they have a lot of fat in them. And I think I'm overly just eating. I was doing the same with that, but I wasn't sure. I can't guarantee it. I thought that I might be, had, didn't even know it.

I might be wrong. I thought I had like a nut allergy. Oh, really? Which because I was eating, because of the, when I was going on this thing, cholesterol, because of the cholesterol, almonds, walnuts,

eating all this stuff. I'm like, that'll be my snack. But I started getting the fucking rash. And I'm like, and it was bad. And I'm like,

what the hell I'm trying to put stuff on? I'm going on. I stopped eating nuts. It goes away. And I wrote and I read on something like, could nut allergy give you rash? And it gave you, it says it gives the exact thing that I had.

And I'm like, have I had a nut allergy all my life and not even realize it? And never got tested for it. Yeah. Who knows? I mean, those, those, I think there's those tests now.

Who knows? You're allergic to everything. I, for Brandon and Hannah. It's true. Yeah, I did the little thing where they take a little pin and prick you in the back and whatever. In the nutsack? Yeah. But I wasn't allergic to any food, but I was like, like, well, but this hurts my tummy.

They're like, well, I'm not telling you you're not intolerant of something. Right. You just don't straight up have an allergy to that. 100%. You also said tummy to them too. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, it hurts my tummy. Did you say tummy?

I would say you something. Well, no, that's a joke. Dad, Joe goes, is like, you know, I have to become a father, I became a potty mouth. I mean, I will say in front of a group of my 40-year-old friends, hey, I have to go potty. Yeah. You know, like, it's...

Pooh-po-pee. I say it down to the dog all the time. And I even kill myself, I'll be right back. I could go poop-pooh-pooh. Yeah. Probably both. Yeah. I don't know how long I'll be in there.

I'm going to start with a pee-pee and with a poo. Don't start the movie. I got a tinkle. That's right. Sign the poop and peep. Yeah. Tinks. Anyway.

I could jumping back to... So are you going to try to watch that movie before it goes away? Yeah, absolutely. Because then Jungle Cruise also comes out. Think about how much I liked Rocky. I know. How many have you watched Rocky? Just the one.

Just the first so far. All right. So you never watch movies then because you just don't have the time. It's not that I don't have the time. I just feel like we're in the golden era of television in a lot of ways. You tell me you're watching... I'm watching what we do in the shadows. And then I love a documentary.

All right. I love... We've been watching... We watched this murder documentary. Yeah. You know, Aero Morris, the filmmaker, E-R-R-O-L, Morris, I believe it. Anyway, he did this documentary about this doctor who was accused of killing his family.

Oh, wow. And in the 70s, and there was a military trial, and the whole thing got dismissed. Yeah. See, like, I get enough of that in the news. I know, but did you ever watch Pat and Oswald's wife's thing about the Golden State Killer? You couldn't? Oh, no. It's his wife, his wife, Michelle McNamara.

Yeah. Basically, it's the most, it's an incredibly done documentary because I'm, this is not a spoiler. She passed. She passed. It was an accidental overdose of anxiety or sleep pills. But basically it was sort of track, like tracking the Golden State killer how he killed these people, but also how her obsession with him killed her. Oh, wow. Yeah. Because she went up, but she ultimately figured out who it was sort of.

Wow. And like basically. I can't. I just can't. That was so tragic. to me without happening. Oh my gosh. I just couldn't.

I just couldn't do it. Dickie ran into him like a week later, walking his daughter to school because she used to where we lived in West Hollywood, she went to school on the corner by us. Jeez. And Beyonce and Jay-Z's kids weren't there too. Do you know whose kids would never have gone there if we still live there? Ours. We're going to have 40 grand a year.

No. We don't. No, no, no, no. Who's this old cat that you've seen on the news that is like, but they apparently killed his wife, but I mean, he's so old. that they don't want to, I mean, he's old, old. And you kind of sympathize with him, but because he's so frail. Mr. Burns?

Yeah, it's Mr. Burns. It's basically Mr. Burns. But I think he was accused of killing his wife or something. Yeah. Is it the same guy I'm thinking of? It's not Jeffrey McDonald's. No, that one's Michael McDonald's. He killed lots of people.

Michael McDonald, killed him with the cool hits. him with cool hits. That's right. Him and Kenny G. Yeah, I'm a B. Kenny G. turned out to be like an assassin for the mob. Not surprised at all,

honestly. He's like, he turns out he's the next bond villain. Kenny G. John Wick. Who are you going after, Mr. Johnwick? Kenny G. Kenny G. Kenny G.

Do you find that night, though, that that, when you sit down to watch a movie, there's a high probability you're going to fall asleep in it? No. And you don't? It depends on how tired I am, to be honest. I feel like I'll fall asleep during a TV show. And at least I'm like, I didn't miss as much.

It was only 40 minutes. And when I'm really exhausted, yeah. Like I think when I was watching, I had to watch Phantom Menace for a rewatch, and I was exhausted that day. And we had just gotten the dude maybe. And so I was up late with him. Whenever it was, I was, I couldn't keep my eyes open. I had nothing to do with the movie.

It was just I was so tired. And then I wanted to watch it in the morning. But no, I've been pretty good with it because the majority of time right now, I just pop on like one or two Sopranos episodes. But I made it a priority to watch The Suicide Squad. And even then, I didn't finish it in the night. I got to like 10.30. I got to the majority of it, but then I watched the rest of it the first thing in the morning,

so it was still fresh. Yeah, yeah, because I just, and I came back here and did the same thing. Maybe that's what I need to do. Because I actually love movies. It's just, for whatever reason. You should watch this one first. You should check, because I really want to get your opinion on it because of the humor. It's like it's it's it's your warped sense of humor

Where is it going after HBO Max? I think basically the way that they do it Because the HBO Max what we talked about last week When you guys were on like the release of the day And then in the theaters I think that it will be available to purchase on whether it's Amazon or any of those things and then after like a certain window it comes back to HBO Max But following back up on that conversation that we had about that Because a lot of interesting comments about when we for those people who weren't with us last week

we did a full conversation about streaming and how it was going to work with families and stuff where you're going to get it the same day the way HBO Max is doing and I think most people what it looked like the majority of people which I think I'm on board with is like a 30 to 45 day window right so meaning that the movie comes out in the theater and then like 30 or 45 days later it's on HBO Max or the other app I'm good with that and I'm good with that if Disney does it but doesn't charge me $30 for it once it comes out like if it's a It's like if it comes out and it's like everybody else, if, like I said, if let's use Shangxi, for example, even though they didn't release that one on Disney Plus.

But let's say Shang Chi comes out and it's all right. 40 days later, Amazon, you can get it. 30 bucks. Everywhere else you get 20 or 25, 20 bucks, wherever it is. You rent it. But Disney Plus is still 20, 30 bucks. Eat shit. Why am I still subscribe to your service?

As opposed to 30, 45 days later, well, I subscribe to you. Then I get it. Then I'm like, okay, waiting for it. Makes more sense. I mean, I don't even want to say this in public because I don't want them to start listening to me, but I would pay a nominal fee to see something day and date. Like if HBO Max got Suicide Squad day and date,

and then it's going to be, and they're like, if you want to see $10 to watch day and date, I'd be like, okay, I will. Like, if that helps the model out. I would pay $10. 30 doesn't, like. We talked about 30, and I can't remember who said this, but 30,

We think in terms of $20 bills, I think. Yes. And I think 30 just is kind of like, whoa, whoa. That's more than a $20. I have to break up. Right. The reason why they're doing $45. Well, 45, I think the reason that they're doing $45 is because of the amount of,

because as the world gets back to normal, you're going to have more competition coming out. Right. So by 45 days, it's usually out of the theater or people don't give a crap about it anyway. So sticking on the fucking services. Right. But I just mean like if, if, if HBO, because they're hemorrhaging money by releasing day and date, whatever. Yeah. If they said, if they follow Disney's model, like, you can have it today. Plus an extra little bit of money.

But also it's going to be $10. But I think that's still, you're still going to run into that problem. You're going to have with like the directors and having the problem. And it's a matter of budgets. Because I don't think that HBO Max is hemorrhaging money. Because when someone sent out one of those comments, the amount of money, which we haven't seen yet, of all the subscriptions that they got. Their plan was to say this. We know we're going to take a hit on these movies in the theater

when they come out on same-day release. We're aware of that. That's part of this business plan, but the business plan is, hey, have you heard of HBOMAC? Because we're brand new. You haven't? Well, now that you know about us,

just to let you know, not only do we have some original series, we're putting in all of our theatrical movies that we shot already on this year, so sign up. Yeah. It's a show on patron. It is.

It is. I want to know how many people, signed up and how much money they got because what they've also done, the other reason I put a question inside of that thing last week was which are your favorite ones that you use. HBO Max was in the top three of every single person's thing that came in. Because their movie library is incredible,

their original content, and these movies that they have now are out there. People aren't going to drop off. You get a couple people dropping off too, but I'm not going to drop off because they're not doing the day. And I still know that these movies that they're going to get are going to pop up there and I'll get them. So, and it's my, it's basically, I had HBO, and now I have HBO anyway, and it's a great way to have it.

So they did, that, that whole thing was a fishing rod and they got you in. If they lost some money, they were aware they were going to lose it. HBO Max is, I think, the biggest winner of all the streaming platforms right now. Yeah, because it's definitely, I mean, if they're in the top three of the ones that people can't lose, then that money keeps coming in. And Disney Plus with all their series that they had, because they, what they did was they had those, they had the IP of Star Wars and Marvel, and they decided instead of just making these movies,

let's make TV shows out of them. And now you can't, every, like, two or three months is a series. I'm not going to cancel it. I'm going to miss one of the series. Right. And even if you, like, using Star Wars as an example, we've used this for, you guys have watched Mandalorian, right?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. You signed up for Mandalorian, or you have it and you don't want to miss it. Boba Fett, you'll watch, right? Yes. Because you've watched Mandalorian. You wouldn't necessarily sign up for it, but you'll watch it. And now and or you'll probably watch.

Yes. But it wasn't like one of those things that you were like so excited for. No. Already subscribed. It might as well check it out. Well, and also what you do is if you make me, if you, and I was already starting to fall in love with Star Wars well before this. But if you make me fall in love with the mandolore and you're in some way making me fall in love with the world of Star Wars. Totally.

So then everything. Yeah. It's the gateway drug. It's the marijuana. Mm-hmm. Of Star Wars. Trang Services. Service.

sorrow. You know, HBO stands for home box office. Um, so I mean, you know, technically good. HBO box office to the max. Yeah. It should be a home viewing experience. Does HBO Go still exist? Like, if people have cable.

No, they eliminated it all to HBO Max. So do people then, you have to, if you have HBO on your cable, you pay like HBO, do you then get HBO Max? I think it switched over. I think that if you had HBO Go, it turned over to HBO Max. I think, I don't remember but I'm sure you could transfer over one way because it's not

HBO Max is not that expensive Disney Plus is not that expensive the most expensive one is Netflix and that's starting to drop on people's list man I think it's one of the reasons why too it's it's like 16 bucks oh yeah they went on a period too much I'm I'm I've considered canceling them I don't watch anything on Netflix anymore I mean I I keeping it because I want to watch stranger things yes um what else is on that I'm missing I mean I guess this thing dark that people keep telling me need to watch. They have a lot of the documentaries.

It's probably why Kate. No, we actually watch this one on who. But that's it. What else right now? I know. Isn't it funny, too? Remember when you had the three to five, maybe I had the five DVD package?

It was $2199. I just, I just, I'm not canceling Netflix. No, no, no. No, you know why? Cobra-cock. Yeah. That's, they've got me on, they've got me on board for a while. I'm not cancer.

In my head, I felt myself screaming on myself. You can't cancel Netflix. You can't cancel Netflix. I'm like, why? Cobra Kai. All right. And they picked that up from YouTube. So, because Cobra Kai, by the way, they just announced season, because season four is coming out.

And now, I think either either five was already announced. Either way, they're either going to five or six. They picked up. They're going, they're going further now. So, because it crushed for Netflix. I think Netflix went up because they figured out you can't share with like 17 people your log in or something like that. That might have been one of their. I'm actually going to add up what I think I spend a month on streaming.

Do you think it's more or less than a cable bill? Because we were like very early cable cutters. We did this maybe 10 years ago. But the thing is you get more, you get more with all the streaming services combined than you do for cable. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because of all the film.

Think about all the content that Netflix has alone. You probably have just as much on cable. Right. You know, so Netflix, let's see, between Netflix, Disney Plus, You have Hulu? Yeah. I have Apple TV. Do you have the deal for Disney Plus and Hulu?

I did the, I did through the, I did the Disney movie club entrance. So I got three years for $125 or something like that of Disney Plus. It was, whatever it was. I was like, yeah, I'll sign up for three years. They got a deal for Hulu, ESPN, and Disney Plus. I'm sure when my contract me out. That's what I have. Anyway, before we go into wrapping up here today, because these guys,

got to get out of here. I do want to go into some of these movies that are coming out. I'm just going to mention a few of them. Shang Chi right now is the big one that just came out this weekend. And then September 10th, malignant. I don't know which one that is. I keep getting notices for it. I don't know what it is.

It's a horrible name. Yeah. I'll go see Benign, but I'm not going to see it. It's going to be on HBO Max. It's the Warner Brothers. Is that the third Maleficit? Let me see what Malignant is. Let me check what it is.

Yeah. Immediately Maleficent came in my handworm. Oh, it's a horror film. I'm not going to watch it. It is from the director of Saw Insidious and the Conjuring. Oh, is this?

Oh, wait, is this James Wan? Maybe I will watch it. It's James Wan. I'll watch it. It's God. Is this in the Conjuring World? In the film, let's see. It just says in the film,

Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grizzly murders and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrifying realities. It's James Juan, so I kind of have to watch it. He's phenomenal. All right, well, there you go.

There's that one. I don't know what Show Me the Father is. It sounds like something said, hey, baby. And then Blue Bayou, Cop Shop, Cry Macho, the Eyes of Tammy Faye. I don't know what any of these things are. Cry macho is the... Clint Eastwood. That's HBO.

Go on to retrieve this guy's son. Dwight Yolkham's son. Is that what it is? Okay, all right. Well, Dear Evan Hanson, which I've said. seen tons of stuff for i'll be checking that one i'll see that i'll see that peacock's got to get their shit together though i gotta tell you piqux can get the shit together because there's no you got it you got to release you got to release your movies it's universal

do what they did with that mark walberg then that's how you got me in the first place release it the same way that these people it doesn't peacock is yeah has got i agree has got to get their shit and don't call it peacock yeah adam's family the jesus music many saints in newark october first i'll be watching that no time to die the bond movie is on october 8th Halloween kills, that's going to be a big one. Yeah, that's going to be a big one. Halloween kills. Last duel.

I don't know which one that is. Venom. Halloween kills and Venom comes out the same week of October 15th. She's big. But October 22nd, Kate's going to the movies because Dune's coming out. Ron's gone wrong, whatever that is. Last night in Soho. November 5th is a big one with Eternals.

Oh, yeah. That one I'm excited for. Will you see that in the movies? Potentially. What about Dune? You want to go see Dune with me? Potentially. It just, it just, when is it, it's on October 22nd.

I don't know yet. Okay. It depends. Let me go. But Ghostbusters afterlife, I really want to say. Yes. King Richard comes out on Warner Brothers. That looks good.

Which one? Who's in that one? That's Will Smith and that's about those Williams father. Oh, is really? That one look like, I mean, like a tier jersey. Interesting. Okay. And that's Warner Brothers.

That's HBO Max also. Encanto. I don't know what that is. Gucci, not about Bobby Gucci, but that's coming out. Try harder. Okay, Wolf. That's a part of the diehardt. That's the Brett Sheridan story.

West Side Story is December 10th. Yeah. Spider-Man, No Way Home is December 17th. Yes, excited. Now, December 22nd is going to be an exciting week. Okay. For kids, they're going to get Sing 2. The Kingsman, which I'm way more excited for than I was, the second movie.

The Kingsman I loved, second movie. Not so much. This one looks pretty damn good. Okay. The Matrix 4 also comes out. Yes. And more people are getting excited about that one. Christmas comes early.

Yeah. The American underdog, the Kurt Warner story. I didn't even know that we're doing that. So there's some, I'll tell you, as opposed to last year, a lot of good movies kind of coming out right around the bend or whether or not it's, we'll see how it's going to work out. But any of those movies, I would assume, out of all those, Dune is the one that you want to see the most.

That's my true north. How about you, out of all those? Oh, God. Yeah. You can only get one. One. You only get one. Only get one out.

Could you repeat the options? Yeah. Because last week I said that I used Hulu a lot. And my wife said, we don't use Hulu. Um, I don't know why I'm excited for Dune because I didn't like the first one. It doesn't matter. The first one has nothing to do with this.

I never read the book. It just looks like a fucking masterpiece. I guess this one wasn't mentioned on here, but that moonfall, we watched a trailer for that where the moons falling to Earth? No, what is that? It looks like Ben had a great idea of getting together and having some drinks. And that one looks at that one. Who's in it?

Oh, God, Holly Berry's in it. The L.C.L champion here, everybody. Holly Barry, I don't know who the other gentlemen are in it, but they're a rag tag team. Oh, trying to stop the moon. Yeah, it's like if you're, why do they always throw a rag tag team of people when it's like Armageddon or what are they? We've got a lot of experts on this. Let's send a rag tag team. It's the rag tag that's going to break the rules.

Yeah, but it plays by the buck. It's an easy one for me. Not fair, though, but it's many seats in Newark. Yeah, and then it would probably go, I'm trying to think whether or not it would be Dune or Matrix. Oh, or Halloween kills. Halloween kills, I'm actually, so weird. My wife does not like horror films, but the Halloween movie she loves.

She's like, yeah. She wants to, I think it's because she was a kid. She watched it with her sister. I'm going to go. Matrix over Dune. I'm going to go Matrix over Dune. I'm... Tell Brett why you hate him in the chat.

The only reason... I don't know how much hate you're going to get on that because I'll tell you the reason... If Matrix 4 delivers the way everybody hoped the second one delivers, then it's going to be massive. But if it's as big of a disappointment as the third one was, then it's like, oh, why did you even bother doing this again? Anyway. Actually, in the comments, so let me know if 108's really bad. Yeah, please. Well, listen, it was a blast hair talk and great conversation.

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