The Kristian Harloff Show - Ed The Sausage Guy - The Big Thing

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

The first episode of the Goofball show with Kristian Harloff and Brett Sheridan is here! What is this show? Who knows? And who is Ed the Sausage guy?! Kristian and Brett bring their 20 year friendship and lunacy to this show. Follow the guys on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What kind of show you're going to do today? Goof balls. Goof balls. I have no idea what I'm going to say. Hey, hey, hey. What was in the breakdown? What's going on? What are the notes?

What would you discuss? Do you have a plan for this show? Well, there is no plan for this show. But stop this. Stop this. We have to introduce what this show is. This is the first episode ever of the goofball show, ladies and gentlemen. This is the goofball show.

What is this show? No one really knows. Nobody knows. There are no schmobots. There are no donations. this show. This is a, this is something people are you sure you want to do this? Because there's no money involved in this. No, there is not. And, but there is a, great to know, Chris. It's good. Well, for you there is. I'm working at a loss right now on this show. I'll

tell you that. But this show is going to run from 10 to 11 on, for the time being, could be the show. And then 11 to 12 will be the after show or the show known as, formerly known as S.E.N. Live, which will be like an after show very similar to what you guys used to know. You want to interact with the audience. All of that, but that's not, that's to talk about later during this. I'm Christian Harle. If you guys know that, this is the show that we're doing. And I'm doing it with this character. Look at this guy. Look at that pretty face. Look at this. Look at that grill. I can't even, I can't even see myself. This is nice. I don't have to have my glasses. Do you want to see? Oh, no. I love this. You like this.

Having to have my glasses on at home and stuff. Oh, that was horrible. Speaking of my glasses, I thought, I thought that if I didn't have my glasses on, I thought that if I was able to, you know, just go. not read anything, I'd be fine. It's not the case, Brett. No. And look at this. You guys are like, oh, I can't see the two of them.

Well, fuck off. Now you can. Oh, look at this shit. Yeah, we don't do that on this show. Oh, we don't, we don't, we don't do the, whatever the hell that's called. Yeah, you know, it's, what is the, that's, yeah, that's the buzzer we might. I don't know. You can't do that.

Why not? If I do this, then. No, you can't, you can't, you can't do that. Why, because they do it on another show? No, no. You can't do that. No. What are you doing?

You can't play buzzers. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you're going to do that. That's, that's, that's like, you get, you get, you get in trouble for doing that. Oh, yeah, you can't, but buzzers were canceled. Cancel the buzzers. Cancel the buzzers. Make it a fast money around. So, um, this is what you're going to get on this fucking show.

Because we're going to talk about a bunch of stuff and, and, and I don't know where we're going to go with it. I just know that right now, it's, we got to be wrapped within an hour. Oh, maybe. I don't know. Maybe not. Because that's the beauty also. We can pre-tape this fucking thing.

Oh. And if it turns out to be... Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Do you know where this stemmed from? You're going to... I'm going to get home.

You're going to go, yeah, we're going to do the whole show. Maybe I made a bad decision. Yeah. If we shoot six to get one good one. Oh, that's good. It's over, Brett. We thought because we lost our minds during the pandemic, that people would want to see this after the pandemic was finding.

We were wrong. We were mistaken. Does anybody see that behind Brett, by the way, can you move your head? Get it out of the way. It's a flirt and floss is his own album. That's Brett's corner, by. the way. He's got a chucky head and he's got a, he's got a, a picture of, how old were you in that shot? You was the cop. Oh, that was right when I moved out here. That's when, when you did

commercials, they said like, we want one as a doctor and a cop, but I mean, look at that hair do. That's corn star cop. Yeah, that was like, there's no way that anybody would hire that guy. Or be scared of that person. Yeah, yeah. Did you think you were tough when you did that shot? Yeah, a little bit. Like, did you get into character for it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, look at that hair. That's bleached blonde. I mean, it's black and white, but it was bleach blonde hair.

You can tell it's blonde in the picture, even though it's black and white. It's ridiculous. It is really ridiculous. It's good, though. Everybody had those shots. I had, I had the leather jacket and it was like, oh, you look at me. I'm in Goodfellas. Yeah, yeah.

I'm an idiot with that. I might be back there. I think it's back there somewhere. Yeah, I think I had a doctor's coat. You had, for commercials, you had to give everything. It was so dumb. It was as if you were doing a porn star shoot. It really was.

You should have played the music. Oh, that one, that one's 100% porn story. 100%. Yeah. I wish I didn't have the goatee. If I would have done mustache, would have booked. That would have probably, yeah. But that's the thing is that you're able to grow that fucking thing.

I don't know how you do it. How long does it take you to grow that thing in your head? It's not, maybe like this long. Yeah. Two, three months, though. Oh, really? No, I'm a grower in a show. But you still, but it's still almost like blends in.

Even you got the grayish a little bit. It blends in almost look like it's blonde because you're blonde. I mean, look at this. I'm not even fully. It's like, you know, I look like I'm 87 years old with this fucking day. I was like that till my 20s. I had patches and stuff, but then once I could get the full one in, I liked it. Whatever.

What are you going to do? I don't cancel. So the goofball show, where it's stem from so everybody knows. When the pandemic started, Brett and I were actually doing S-E-N-Live, different than this. I like this setup better because we actually talk to each other. and I'm not worried about like, oh, stink face 33 says,

you know, the sounds out. It's like, this is, this is to me as I think is going to be a more cathartic type of show because Brett and I would come in here and we do our show

and we just wound up going off the edge. We didn't cover movies at all. Oh, and I hope that nobody thinks that they're coming here for movie news for this right now. That's the best part with what that you told me was that,

you know, because I, visiting my family when I went to New Orleans, not one person to, And asked me how the box office was for her. It was like, oh, thank you. I'm not going to promise that we're not going to talk about certain things. For example, like, have you been watching mayor of Easttown?

I haven't to watch mayor of Eastown yet is what I thought everybody was. Not mayor, mayor. A lot of people thought mayor. I heard it's really good. It's really good. We went with Army of the Dead instead. We wanted a movie. How was that?

It was what you expect. Yeah. But a little too much talky. If it would have just been total bloodshed, I would have been. It would have been more John. Wiki, if you will, just like, ta-t-t-t-t-t-t-you- know, like. But it was fine? Yeah, it was fine.

I got to say, I hear mixed things about it. I want to see it. I had a lowered bar for it. You know, I'm like, it's a zombie movie. TIG is awesome in it. I didn't even know the story. You know, she replaced DeLia. Yeah.

And I told Lonnie, I'm like, why did you tell me that before the film? That's all I was paying attention to. I was like, how did they do that? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's very similar to what they did with fucking Spacey when Spacey got taken out of that movie and they put Christopher Plummer in for it was like the whole fucking movie. they did it in like record time. So I mean, this is, I don't know how big the role is for the...

It's not huge, but it's funny. And it's, I... Lonnie loves her podcast. It's Tig and, uh, from Kirby enthusiasm, I believe, I can't... Larry David. Yeah, it's Larry David. Have you guys, check it out. Check it out.

Friday's an eight. Friday's an eight. This is, by the way, how great is that goofball? Open. You got it at Rorschach Media who did the animation for it. And David B, listen to this tune again. Goof balls. Blue balls.

Look my face. This is also based off of attack Peter's designs. My guy just jump right in this park. Wow, is hanging out in the corner. Is that Charles? You saw Charles there? Yeah, it was nice. I think you got to do the fart noise after.

Yeah, that's right. We got to add that in there, huh? But, I mean, I was humming in the bathroom. I was in, I was a, it's catchy. Do you know, and that, and that also came. through it because when we were thinking about this show, we're going to be jumping all over this fucking thing. We should probably go back to your train.

I think you keep trying to get on track. But I'm realizing that's not this show. Just go. How dare you? I'm so used to it. I'm so used to it for years. I mean, the fact that like, you know, we can actually just hang out.

Yeah. And there might be people listening. You know, it's like how long before you get the, yeah, I can. I tried it. It just wasn't for me. Yeah. I tried it.

I mean, but I have to be honest. No life amers. Come on. Come on. I need a top ten of movie. Give me something. You know, and how much do you want to bet? The only reason I listen to that show is because of the Schmobot.

Yeah. You're going to get it. Yeah. The complete opposite of what we always get it. Now you're going to get it. Smobat really get me. Well, you know, kind of. the show forward. This one's kind of off the rails. I don't know.

That's right. So this is too much chaos. Unsubscribed. That, how, why do people think that's so biting? Like, like, one person. Oh, no. Yeah, my favorite is, I'm not going to watch this. They're listening to this show. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. But this is a positive show. Yeah. We're happy about this show. And it started, by the way,

with Brett and I losing our minds in the pandemic. And I think that when I shaved my head is when it all started. Oh. Like how that was talk to me about, talk to me about Saffirut and Flaus and what it's been like though with, you know, because we wanted you to do it again, but now it's harder because the world's going back to normal. Oh, well, because I kind of have to, yeah, be out in public at times.

And, yeah, having that haircut was fun when I could keep it under a hat and, you know, wasn't expecting to have auditions and things like that. But, yeah, there was a time, remember, that I got an audition, and I had to shoot. It was a flirt and flouse thing. And I'm like, I call him, I go, hey, by the way, I shaved my head. And they're like, oh, okay, no, that's fine. Just do it with his shaved head.

I'm like, yeah, can I get that to you tomorrow? Because I kind of have, look, it's just like a tough, you know what? Just can I get it to you tomorrow? Yeah, that's fine, fine, fine. What did they, wait a minute, though. So did you, did you, have you ever auditioned? with the tough don't no no leave said i should have done absolutely yeah he said that would have been a game you absolutely should have showed up as fucking's a flirt you're probably gonna book jobs yeah it was

it was so dumb it's just somebody driving a car like i should absolutely what they're flipping around they're like what the by the way have you ever seen probably not your kids a little older now but cocoa melon have you seen this oh i've heard it because of my niece okay yeah there's a baby that has this a flirt and flouse haircut. And he's got the blonde tuft and everything. And I was like, it was baby flouse. But my three-year-old, holy shit, it's like baby crack. Oh, she loves me.

She's scared to hell out. Well, the kids don't know what to do. It's weird. You don't know what to do? Well, I went to go use the bathroom and I saw the other door was open and I'd go, hello. I tried to use like a friendly voice, but it was like creepy man. Hello, it's me.

Yeah. And she don't fuck around that kid too. She's, she's no joke. Like, she gets, like, I told you, and I told it for people maybe not tuning in to S-E-N and tuning into this, my three-year-old, it makes a lot of demands. Like, dude, she comes in in the morning

and she does the, a dad, funny octopus, funny octopus. And for those people who don't know what the funny octopus is, it's basically the cocoa melon. And it doesn't even watch the fucking octopus. She watches cocoa melon. She just,

That's just her word of saying, I feel like watching television in the morning. Oh, any kind of... These particular songs. Yeah. The songs that they have that the... Uh-oh. Oh. And see, what happened?

We lose the light? Oh, no. We should... We're turning off your power. Here, you know what? This is a beautiful. Brett's going to go fix the light. I think.

I'm going to shake it. I'm going to try to. See, I told you that one keeps going out. But anyway, my kid is something else with the funny octopus and all that. For the parents out there, we're trying to figure out how do you, keep your kids sane in this thing. It's finally, my kid is so, my oldest is so much happier now going back to school. Is not working?

Don't worry about it. I'll figure out. I'll bring the tools next time, fix that one. Yeah, what do you expect? Do you expect anything else or in the middle of a really great show, fun show, and a technical issue? That's the other, a shout out to Dave. Oops, there you go, perfect.

David Michael Frank. This is the light just went on for the audio listeners. You're happy, you son of it? Yeah. But David Michael Frank helped us with the setup. We got everything kind of moving. Oh, and Brian Ward, obviously, for the wonderful graphics. David B for the music, Roershack Media for the animation.

So much stuff. So much stuff. But I was talking about my kids. Are you kids like just so much happier now? Oh, yeah. Going back to school. You can't believe that they would, because, you know, 14, you would think, oh. He doesn't want to go anywhere in your school.

He's like, please. Yeah. I don't necessarily want to be in school, but he wanted to be around people. Isn't that crazy, though? Yeah. It's crazy, though, that's, I sing the same thing. My kid, like, it was as, when she went back to school for the first time,

it was as if we were taking her fucking Disneyland. Oh. She was, like, and you met back, we used to pray for snow days. Oh, yeah, yeah, never wanted to go. I don't want to go anywhere near it, but if I was, you see, you'd be in prison with stinky farts Magoo over here, and my wife, who's just, like, had it. It's like, I want to get the, why don't get the fuck out of this house?

We stopped doing things. With like, you know, it's like, even my dad said to me, he goes, you know, I go, I don't know what to do with Blake. You know, I try to get him outside. And he goes, what, did you want to take a walk with your dad when you were 14? I know. I know, I guess that's kind of dumb. Well, because we want to keep him, we want to be like, oh, yeah, come on, pal, we're there. Fuck off.

I want to go, you know, you know, beat into a sock. Get out of here. Come on, I'm trying to blast one off into a tube sock. Tube sock That was the original name of the show It was tube sock Yeah that would have been appropriate Copyrighted

Hey Hey You're gonna be on the tube sock You're gonna be on the tube sock Can't use it Can't use it Do you know And that's the other thing people are wondering

You're gonna see a You're gonna see a lot of characters on this show As you saw in the animation By the way There was there was a couple characters that you might have you might remember

and now whether that's uh flouse himself or Mr. Charles Brett I got something for you I'm ready I'm welcome to the show now you know now you know

I was in the snow now you know my mama said to me get out of the bed and then I fell right out of the bed and I hit my head I didn't hit my head, I actually hit my foot And next thing you know

I fell into some soot Who's dead soot anymore? I thought a little old girl And she opened the door It was almost a rhyme, Brett What am I doing? And then Charles says How you know

Negate Negate yourself Jumping on the stove Was my grandma And she was next to her friend And a really old party He was 200 years old. He's been alive for a long time, but it's really just an alternate universe now, you know.

I was my grandpa. I was actually my aunt. No, I wasn't with my sister. Was my cousin now, you know. So Charles will be here. I want to read today's sponsors. The School of No End. No, but.

No. No, and this will be on the S-E-N feed, by the way. the podcast feed. So for people wondering, hey, I want to listen to the show on podcast form. Just go to S-E-N

and it's going to air. Right now, we're going to put it on probably Thursdays, right? Most likely, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter. For the audio listeners,

the light keeps going out, but that's all right. Yeah. We're also going to take suggestions from you guys, too. There's certain things that we're going to talk about and go back and forth on,

you know, we're going to just going to talk about life. I got one. You got what you got that. Like shit water the week or something like that. Oh, I thought you could tell me a story. No, no. I'm thinking of like people or, you know, it's like fan of the week or something like that.

And then, but instead of like praising them, we roast the shit out of them, maybe. You know, they like roasted the ones. It's true. I think so. And I think that, oh, we'll take some comments. Well, some fun of that. And I think, by the way, so leave a ton of comments. Oh.

We're premiering these videos. Probably not going to do live right away. We're premiering them. So if you guys leave a bunch of comments, put them in there, what you guys think, what you guys want to see, more things. I mean, you're going to go back and forth, and you're going to get Brett and I doing characters. And I have to, I got to ask David B to send me the rest of that music because there's like the Mad Hatter music and the Harry Potter stuff,

and we can come up with some new ones. I think I've been killing it with Earth a Kit lately. What's, I haven't heard it. Oh, it's Earth a Kit, and I had to do certain scenes as Eartha Kitt. What was the kid, Earth? I can't remember what I did. I said, what was the kit? What was the kit?

The kit. What? You mean the kitten of Eartha Kit was playing? Yes, yes. And then I did Carol Channing. Oh, where all these all bats coming from? No, this is the greatest thing. We've been suggesting give us impressions that you have no idea if you can do or not.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think I wrapped vanilla ice to Earth a Kit. I was there for that one. I was there for that. I was there for that one. I did that. I was too. Yeah.

We're both rap experts. That's what the show is about. It's kind of breaking down the late. the latest in hip-hop. Yeah. Can you imagine? I mean, it's different than it was back in our day, man. That's right.

You know, these kids' day with their... I was... I remember, though, like, I was 85, 86 when hip-hop really... It was underground in New York, though. Like, you have to, like, really find it on the, on the, the radio. You have to, like, scour it, like, in the morning, but the stuff that they played was just, like, classic shit. Like, and Run DMC was, like, the main... Were you...

I watched the Beastie Boys... Doc? It's great. you one of these just punks just running around the streets like that i mean like not at that age i just can't believe that they were complete like fuck up crazy kids oh man but became so successful just then they hated that album yeah oh that was what was interesting that like they were making fun of like jock rocky stuff by doing fight for your right to party and that's their concerts they kept they were they were tired of playing that song they were tired of playing that album they were tired of

being like because that's not the music they wanted to make. And what they were able to do being able to change up. Like there are a lot of people who are, oh, no, no, no, now I'm going to sing country. Yeah. You can't sing country flavor of flavor. Like so it's, but like, you know, but, but there's people that try to do that. A lot of different people try to do that.

But when they came back and they changed up their style, it's like punk rock, like, you know, mixing and mixing it too with their flavor that they had. That's what, I mean, that, that document was a great mixture. Fantastic. Fantastic. And that was, what was that, 92? Yeah, oh, that was a bit. Yeah, because I was just going into college

and that one would listen to the hell out of that one. And then I discovered Paul's boutique, which I thought came out afterwards, but it was guys going, no, no, this was the, you know. And that was a huge, And that one was bombed. That was bombed. Yeah, one of their best albums.

And when you go back and you listen to it again, because they talk about how proud, another one didn't go out. Should I just shut it off? Ah, it's fun. Should we get a strobe in here? It's true. That's the thing we've got to figure.

out too we got to figure out to the audience of what they're going to want to hear us talk about because like i was and honestly i think it's going to be the answer that i hope that i hear and it's like whatever that i that i shit and forgot to flush the other day and bonnie text me does your wife give you the reminder every time you fuck out yeah yeah but i was just like i get pictures i get pictures of garbage i get pictures of garbage i get pictures of sinks i get pictures of stuff sometimes like and i'll be in the middle of a meeting and on my computer will pop up a picture of thanks for this. Yeah.

That should be either one of our books. Thanks for this, dot, dot, dot. What did you do? Tell me about the dump. Tell me about the dump. Well, I just, I mean, you know, I feel like when we're home, don't you feel like you just dump all the time just because you get the slightest feeling like, oh, I got a, I got poop, so I'm just going to jump in there.

Oh, you go there because you go there because it's like the only, it feels like I'm in Hawaii when I'm in the bathroom because it's the only time where it's, my wife has called me out on it. My wife has called me on it. She's like, you're doing that Paul, but this is 40 thing. And I said, yeah. Leave me a lot.

Nobody gives me any privacy. No, it's why you need the shitter. No, but it's always. Oh, even when you're in there. Oh, I still,

you lock the door. Yeah. Daddy, I need my baby blanket. Your baby blanket is about to smell like shit. I'll tell you that right now because I'm blessed one out. I did good in math today.

Okay. You tell me in like 10. I'm taking a two. Yeah. But what was, what was the, I guess I forgot. I forgot to flush it.

And she gave it to you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm just. like, oh, well, I mean, why did you text me that? I had to take my daughter to a fitting. And he ran out. Yeah, you know.

So my nine-year-old did that, right? My father-in-law, what he does, this is the best. He tells my wife, he goes, you got to remind to flush the toilet. And she's like, I will, I will. But he never flushed it. Just left it there. Oh, that's nice. He just said, he said, well, I'm not doing it.

And it's just, we're like, why we should flush the toilet? I appreciate the note. Yeah. Flush the toilet. We'll give her the message. We'll let her know. Yeah. But why are you punishing us?

Unbelievable. Oh, and Blake doesn't flush it. He lets it not, not shit. He doesn't, he doesn't. He does it, he doesn't. Mellow? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, what they say, if it's yellow. On purpose? Yeah. Yeah. He's dropping a bomb, literally. No. This is just piss smell. I come in his room.

I'm like, listen. Three, four pises, tops, okay? Flush that thing. I know you're trying to conserve water. You might have learned something in school or something, but this play, your whole room smells like piss. Right. Please flush the toilet.

And it just builds up this. It's like pissing in a water bottle and put it in the garbage. Yeah. That's my favorite story ever. So, you know, I'm in here all day, pound in water. And I took pissed a few times. Brett comes over. I don't know what it was helping with him as he does building something and comes over

he says you know I ain't know better I said someone was a pissing and putting it in the garbage can't fucking lost it thinking about that all the time cracking up there was like four too it wasn't like 14 one among but it was like there was just one hovering right there trying to now you stay away Hey, look, man, you got to, you got to do what you got to do? You got to survive in this world. It's like, what am I going to walk to the bathroom? What is this? What is that?

15, 15 steps? Come on. Come on. Hey, we're in a pandemic. You're not going to walk over to the, you want to go outside. You can climb on the roof. You do it in the can. Throw it out.

Come on. Nobody pisses in toilets anymore. Hey, listen. I want to let you guys know something. What do you think you're going to get on this show? You're going to get some new. about the, uh, the Spielberg cut or whatnot? Or, uh, it's that new movie into the combat on, on HBO Showtime.

I'm not. What is this, Net, Netflix? What, Netflix? You're gonna, you know, put on the Netflix? Yeah, Hulu voodoo. Yeah, you know, and, and you're gonna listen to SCN. They got the, uh, the XPN. And the XPN will, uh, will let people know when you log in.

Yeah. They'll come to your house and they'll make you some sausages. That'll be a good app. Oh, just. You just plug it in, you just say, okay, I'm in the mood for a sausage. Very specific. Somebody, somebody. Nothing else.

That's it. You just make sausages. I don't know why this company didn't work out. Oh, hooked out for the sausage. Yeah. You want to go now? Who ordered a citizen? A $15 buck.

Here go. Chicken apple. You wanted anything else? I'm out. I got one down the street. So that's your whole business plan. Just on an app. Hey, good sausage.

It took four hours. This guy's so busy. Four hours to bring. Bus good sausage. Hey, what is it even that accent? It's not a tag. Hey, go sausage. That's all I say.

We can't get, we're not offended it. But if it's a. No, you don't know what it is. Oh, the word. I'm a... Some of us... Ha! Sasa.

Ah. You are on the word anymore? It's just like, Hi, and then someone's like, hey, you make a fun of my grandfather? Yeah.

And what? I never met the guy. You know, I told you when I did the, when I did Richard, you were on the show and I was like, hey, you know, listen, I got a, not for nothing. Way to stereotype.

What my stereotype? My friend from home? Yeah. Oh. Ridiculous, but You get disrespected sausage guys. We got to give the sausage guy a name. Because now, because if we're in...

And it can't be Italian. No, we don't know what it is. We give him a name and he just pumps it. I mean, Ed's, Ed is pretty... Ed the sausage guy. Ed's the sausage guy. Yeah, that's nice. So you don't know where he is.

And it's just like getting hungry. Three hours later. Ha! Yo, what's kind today? Oh, oh, yeah. The chicken, chicken apple. Oh, no more chicken apple. Oh, gun! What's you want?

Oh, I don't know. Just play. Bam, bum, bum, done. Okay, bye. You have a napkin? Who knows what accent does that is. Could I? How's that I?

I told you, no napkin. Every time. Got me. No napkin. We're up with your ass. Unbelievable. Napkin extra. Episode one, first and last.

Beep, boop. You know, so by the way, Brett put together. How many times are you going to say that? Brett put together that the Atari Star Wars thing. I think Kate helped you too. But the beaut. I used that thing. I think the last time I used that was you were in studio.

Last time I used it. It's great though. Dude, I do like it. I went for this commercial shoot that my daughter did. I went, they had a bunch of machines like this. And they had different Atari games on them.

And one of the staff comes up to me and goes, oh, just press start and whatever. And it's all Atari games ever made in each machine. Really? Really? So I could, I thought I was going to just play Pac-Man. You can buy one of those? Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Should we get one?

It's every single game. Should get one? Oh, it's so cool. I just don't, I have like this, I have like this desire to do all this stuff. I just realized I can't do it. Like, I got the new Xbox and I watched Rambo. I watched, in, in HK, it was wonderful. Oh, yeah.

It was really great. And it's like, but I'm going to watch, and I want to watch the other ones. Like, in HK. I got the, I got the PlayStation 5. I watched the movie. on it. There's some guy at home. My! I did get, like, that Xbox pass to get, like, some games

and stuff. And I was playing a UFC game, which I haven't played in a while. So, I did do some stuff, but then I realized there's so much time you got to put into it. And I just don't know where that's going to come from. But I do like that Xbox. I haven't had an Xbox. I do like that Xbox. I got to tell you. That reminds me.

I'll need borrow some PlayStation games. You want some? Yeah. I got the four. Oh, you got the four. Four's good. That's what I have. That's what I have. You can't find the five I was trying to get the five And I just failed on it

I wonder how many Xbox sold though Because the PlayStation 5 wasn't available Because that's what I did That's what I did And all the time You haven't gotten the Oculus set huh No I don't know if I could I might have to test that out

Because I don't know if it Before I buy it I got a test Oh it's right You haven't even tried it since I got it You want to try it before you take off Yeah yeah we'll give it a world You know you should try it on the air Oh let's do it on the air

Do you know how to But you got to try to boot it up Oh, is it part of this thing over here? No, we'll do. We'll do it on the next episode. We'll do it on the next episode. We'll boot it up that way. I'll show you how to do it.

Put it in the comments if you wants to boot it up. Isn't that refreshing though? We don't have to worry about that right now. Not the fact that I do what I want to do is come back to it. Yeah. I think it's more fun for us almost like Christmas to see what the audience is thinking and what they're like and what they're liking about the show, what they want to see, what conversations they like,

what characters they want to see, all that. And reading that out and then coming back to it, So next week we're like, oh, yeah, well, so-and-so said this and this and this. And I think that the fans are going to like that also because it's just, it is, I'll be honest. Like, I think that the Schmobot is so crucial. And it is the reason why we're able to even do this show because it's so helpful. And at 11 o'clock, please go over there, be part of the after show, get involved, interact with the crew, talk to them, throw the Schmobots in there, throw the stream labs in there, all that stuff. but I think that we also, for the audience and for us,

we needed that show where we could just bullshit. Yeah. It'll keep the, I think, I think because it will give us things to do in those times when we don't have it to where it doesn't feel rushed or like we got to get through things. That's what's great about it's separating it like that. I see why you're doing that is because it's just like, you know,

yeah, we'll have that moment and then, oh, then okay, yeah, do earth a kit, do whatever, do the new ones. Yeah, but it's more, and you can, and that's the thing, Brett, it's really up to Brett. Brett wants to jump onto, because Brett's going to be here. It's going to be hard for him to get over to S.E.N. A lot. But if when we pre-tap, he'll be able to do it.

And we're going to be pre-taping sometimes also, like today. So I don't know if he's going to be able to make SEM, but there's going to be, it's going to be a lot of fun for you guys to interact. And, yeah, so please support them, 11 to 12, because that's going to keep shows like this going. That's going to allow us to keep doing shows like this to be able to continue to try this experiment of us just talking, because I'm going to eventually try to get.

to get guests in here and do that as we, because the way that I set it up, honestly, if we're pre-taping, I could do it, I could run it from here too, but we're trying to bring Alex in. We're going to try to get some of the crew here too. Sausage guy. Sausage guy, Ed.

Hey, hey, what's you on now? You know, you speak a, blah, blah. What's up with that? No, applicant. It's almost like, it's like a mixture of, like, the soup Nazi with, uh, with my, with my grandfather. Now I'm hungry though.

I know. I would, I would dig sausage app. Because do you, have you ever tried, dude, Adam Gertler? Do you know Adam Gertler?

No, I think you've talked about. So, yeah, he's a dog house. Yeah. But he's a competitor to Shmowdown. He's a host and everything too.

But holy shit, dude, I had seen some post that he put on his Instagram account. And it just looks so good. It was during one of the football games. And I was like, dude, those wings. He was, what's your address?

I'll bring some over. I'm like, are you kidding? He's like, yeah, bring you a whole bunch. My father-in-law was like that was the best chili I've ever had. Guys have been around for 80 years, you know? And so. They do burgers and stuff too. Burgers, wings.

Yeah. Yeah, that. Oh, I've had those. It's so good. If you never, if you have a dog house in, in your area, you should try to get it. And it's really good. Adam Gertler and follow him on Twitter. You're going to want to go wherever one is.

Use code Ed. You should hire. You get absolutely nothing. You get a kick in the asshole. Are you and the lady doing, you get excited also? You're doing dates? We have not yet. We have not.

And I think we can leave, I mean, you can leave a 14-year-old home alone with 10-year-old, right? I mean, it depends on the 14-year-old. Well, we kind of were like, can you, do this he goes oh so i think that's a yes we got places like two blocks away that we could walk too that might be our our baby step but uh yeah it's tough it's weird i know it's a weird we're we're we're thinking about the same thing too and it's i wouldn't i had i had lunch with sam levin like a week ago

and i was like uh it was weird not not with my hand you right that that's what i meant as far as like because before sam even got there. We went to P.F. Chang's. And so we go in and we're sitting outside. And I was just like, oh, there's people. It was trying, it's, it's fucking weird to be, to be away for a year and whatever it is. And then it said, it felt great. It's awesome. Sam came in, you know, took the masks off, did the whole thing, had nice dinner, act like a person. And then the other thing is, I'm thinking about taking up golf. I'll tell you that. Really? Dagnino and Riley have been plan a lot.

It's not a relaxing sport. It's not true. You'll be throwing your fucking club in the tree. No, trust me on this one. I'll give you one game. I'll give you one game. No, it's, you think it's relaxing until you're, yeah. And then you're like, motherfucker!

I've thrown clubs into rivers and shit. I have, I remember when I was, I'm a, It must have been 15 or 16. My friend John Savarries took me. We went golfing with his dad. I'll never forget this. Dude, I, because I was playing baseball back then. So I'm, I hit this, I take a swing.

Come nowhere near the fucking ball. The club goes flying and misses going into a car by that much. It landed in the parking lot. We were all just like, it was like, it was. It was bad, but it would have been real bad. It had just gone a couple inches over. I tried out for the high school golf team, knowing I wasn't good, but you got to play at the country club for a week. And here's right in front of the coach, whiff, whiff, whiff, you know, I'm just like, too.

I'm not getting on a team. No, I'm sure that the, I'm sure it gets frustrating for sure. but I also think that, again, like I said, being, being away from people for so long, and then being outside, look, I hear you, because even with Oculus, I'm in the middle of a putt in mini golf, and I'm like, you, and I'm saying words that I have, you motherfucker, I was just going straight. I played Fernandez the other day on, um, on Oculus and the same thing. We miss one.

You could, but I don't know, it's just something relaxing because even so in, in the The binoculous game is walk about golf. There's like this peaceful music. And even though I'm missing shots here and there, I'm still like a feel at ease. So I don't know. There's certain things you got to like, if you're not doing well, you got to be willing to, I don't know how busy they are out here or whatever, but like let them, you know, you'll play through. Right.

You know, like go ahead, go around us because you'll get people that are kind of like. Come on, asshole. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. But then. People have no patience for anybody. You know. On a par three one, you're on 12 is when you start.

I know. I know. Don't you reach your stroke limit? I don't, I can't remember that much. I'm sure there is something to that. Sure, you should. Yeah. But we were always, you know, tossing it out of the trees and stuff.

Who made that as a flirt and floss? Do we know? Well, now that you put me on the spot, I can't remember name, but I know. But I know. But you've ever written down. It's wonderful. So that's a full album. Please find that out.

It's a full album, by the way. I'm a great. I'm like, Kate could, could rattle it off right now. Well, I, I'm terrible at that, too. I'm not going to just put you on the spot too. I am not good with remembering names and everything too. Faces I'm very good at. Names, you could tell me your name right away.

There's no chance I remembered your name was Brett until about a month after us hanging out. I just don't remember people's names. Oh, I think if I'm going to find it pretty soon. You're going to do it? Yeah, yeah. Because I said, Kate, like, give me the name of every. everybody that gave us some stuff and I should have written it down in a better place. Nice job.

Get the sausage guy in here to bam. The other thing that I want to do, though, here, you know, can you me a favor? So this is the other thing that we're going to do for these thumbnails because we need we need thumbnails that are going to be. Brad, look into the camera and give me like a, let's do like a, pretend you the sausage guy. All right, that's going to be your shot. Now, for me, you give me, give me some. somebody and that'll be the shot that I do.

You are... You're the fucking improv guy. What are you doing? You're a squirrel. Get this fucking microphone. I had this. This was at the top of my head. It was Randy Avonnell.

That's what I was going to sail, but I thought I was wrong. Bullshit. Why didn't you say it? Because I thought, but it's and Daniel that makes the mass and Eric Larson that gave me the PS4. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. All of this.

And I've got album covers. There's more on the back. What does it say? What are the songs? But you know what? Flouse. Hold on. You know what I'm going to do?

Oh, shit. Do I have the iTunes on this fucking screen? I do. I'm going to play Flous's music. And Flousin' Flous is going to welcome us here, guys. If you didn't know who's the Flurton Floss. He's an international German superstar. And we have his album.

He gave us, he graciously gave us his album. And we're hanging it on the wall. It is Zaflert and Flous live in Las Vegas. And he's going to tell us. the songs that of course were on the famous album it's it was the best-selling album everybody knows it everybody remembers it and it's going to be um it's it's something for everybody to hear so i'm i'm very excited for to introduce but i have he's he's not here just yet but he will be very momentarily very momentarily is that the thing very moment in the moment in the moment but we we're

we're just getting to we're going to make sure that you all can hear it because if you can't hear then it's kind of a moot point, isn't it? So here is, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to introduce to you, the one, the only. This is a flurton. Flaus.

How are you? Hello, Gaupharsha. Oh, it's very nice to have you. Fauschus Lowe. You made a nice little appearance in the opening, Flouse. You were a cartoon. Did you like yourself as a cartoon?

Oh, yeah. Cartoon is best because you don't have to get all made up. You can just be like, you know, just an... animated creature and say things. Have you ever been an animated creature? That was the first time. It was so great because there's so much that goes into my look.

Yes, I know. Lots of words. It's very hard to do that. Verc. Yeah, so let me talk to us about your Verc. Did you, that, that's the Flores album there that we were, that you let us hang on the wall. What are some of the songs on that album? Well, it's too bad I couldn't have ported on with my phone.

It would have been a lot easier. Yeah, we're right for the camera. Very prepared. One of the best ones is sauerkraut and beer. Everybody knows that one. Right. Here's shires in their ice cream. Okay.

I think that means hair shit in your ice cream. Okay, I like that. The flirt and shout. It's like twist and shout. Yeah. It makes flirting. So tell me a squirt and shout? Their bar, uh, the barbie fraule.

Do you usually have a publicist that tells the people the songs? Well, listen. I've done so many albums. It's hard to remember these things. It doesn't matter. Lani, minor, labor. For some reasons, the Furtt Files is in love with Brett Sheridan's wife.

Which is weird, very weird. It's very weird. Well, she's a very attractive woman, so we understand why. We get it. So anyways, the flirt and floss, thank you for showing up. Chews.

Yes, it was very nice to have that album on here, because you said, you know, let's hang it on the wall. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. I was waiting. I was like, I don't know, this has. to go in the studio. This is definitely.

I think so, especially now. Now that we're back. But the covers, I also got three album covers that, actually you can put an album in and you flip it around the back and it's got all of the, the one where it was like the Hasselhoff pose and then there's the, there's an attack Peter stuff. It's on the, it's on the back of that. Oh, you just wanted to show the side one.

Yeah, that, yeah. So it's an actual thing that's separate. It's really great. It's separate from it. I'll bring one. I think I have a couple left. This is, yeah,

but that's, I mean, and I wonder who did that actual picture, though, too, because it's really great. It's great. Yeah. When that,

when there was like meme after meme, is that what the kids call it? Mims or gifts? Yeah, no, no, the gifts. Well,

there's some, there are tons of them. There's the one where I use it often, the one where it's, if somebody has a really good comment in the Facebook group, I use this support and I was going like that, and then it pops up as this is this on top of it. Yeah.

I would tell people, though, like I said, I've been watching that Mayor of East Town. There's only one episode left. Crime drama. Yeah. Did you watch any of the Cole Kidman one with Hugh Grant?

I know I was talking about it for a while. It's a show. It was an HBO show, and I forget the name of it, but it was another one of those mysteries, and I thought it just ended shitty. And I was like, I hope this doesn't happen for this one. Kate Wins, it's so good in this. Yeah, they were goofing on it on S.

And now there's a bad accent? something or something or just it's not that it's a bad accent it's just a weird accent it's pennsylvania accent so they're like they're all they're all just it's it's i think they're just goofing on the accent in general yeah not the not no not the fact i've heard great things about it's just i don't know it's it's the it's the mood thing it's like we kind of you know a nice just happy stuff i mean even though you know a zombie movie isn't happy it just was we knew what to expect yeah and it was just something that was like we didn't have to think about and it was you know we haven't watched a lot of movies there's a lot of shows and you know getting back into

handmaid's tale well i'm trying to catch up on all the new stuff. I just watched what the hell was that? It's League of their own. We watched League of Our Own. We watched another fresh one called The Goonies. Yeah, I was watching that. I just dive back into that period of time, man.

It's like I have all the shit that I could watch. The Mortal Kombat's the new Kate Wint, not Kate Wins, Angelina Jolie movie. You Wish Me Dead or whatever the hell of the movie's called the one. The Tyler Sheridan one. Oh, yeah. The Taylor Sheridan one. Yeah.

And it's on HBO Max. And I keep wanting to watch it. And then I'm like, nah, I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch League of Their Own or whatever. And I watched Eternal Sunshine and Spotless Mind again the other day. Oh, yeah. You have to watch that one at least once a week. I love that movie so much. It's just so, it's, to me, that's a perfect movie.

You know what I found out the other day that a guy I did a commercial with is a cope. He plays the assistant coach on, um, on, um, on, um, Why can I think of it? The Ted Lassow? Oh, I still. He's a co-producer. I did a commercial with him back in the day. Yeah?

Yeah, he's a co- Have you watched this show? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's amazing. It's like pulling fucking teeth to get my wife to watch that show. We watched the first episode that she bailed on it. And like, I have not heard a single person say anything to how wonderful that show is. And I'm begging to try to get. I just got to watch the fucking thing on my own.

I'm dying for the second season to come out. Yeah, you'd probably should. It's, did you get into it? I liked what I saw up to the first episode. I don't even think we finished the first episode because she's like, I'm bored. And I'm like, yeah,

yeah, it's, I don't think you even need to be like a football fan. Yeah. That's, that's, not American football. I know.

But, yeah, on paper, if you would have told me that the, the whole concept of it, it just sounds dumb. And if you saw that character out of the, out of the show,

dumb. But, I mean, it was, I mean, it was emotional. It was funny. You know.

I'm going to watch it. I'm done. I'm going to give her an ultimate. I'm going to look. I'm going to watch this without you. Yep. I'm out. She's going to go.

Did it last night. Last night, she would, I'm sitting there and really, what do we want? I was going to watch that, that Angelina Joe Lee movie? And next day I know,

this is us. She's just playing on the fucking TV. I'll forget it. I said, forget it. I'm just going to go. I went to bed at 9 p.m. last night. I'm jealous.

I'm, I've been wiped. I've been wiped every, because I keep getting up at like 615, 6.30 in the morning and then working all the way through it. And then by the time I get in, it's like, boom, get hit with more shit. And then by the time like 7, 15, 8 o'clock rolls around, I feel like a truck hit me.

Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous. We got both kids in school now and doing soccer on alternate days. So it's every day is like, do you have soccer? Or are you in school? Like what day? And then I'm on spring break. I did that for a week with, get up.

It's time for, I'm on spring day. Break again. Yeah. Right. Try to remember. It's been three days into spring break. Because you just get on a clock. You just,

you just usually come on, come on, let's go. And my daughter will fuck with me though now. She'd be like, Dad, are not ready for school yet? You don't have school.

Ah. But, yeah. So, well, even the other night, I've been telling my wife, I'm like, you know,

I want to go back up and I want to start doing stand-up again. You know, and I want to start kind of hitting, I said the first thing I want to do is get to a comedy store. And she laughs the other day. She goes,

go ahead. Just go right now. Yeah. See how much energy you have. And then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to go up. I'm going to go. I'm going to go do it right now. It's like the earliest you could do a show at the comedy store.

Well, I don't think that I would go yet to start getting up right away. I mean, time-wise. Like, what would, what's the first, like if you were going to get the first? If I was going to go back off how much time? The earliest slot. Oh, if I got a spot? Yeah. Well, it depends.

I think I don't know how much how they run it the way, if it used to be the way, but I assume. on the weekends the shows don't start until like nine in EORR, right? Yeah, I know, I know. But I think that there's some belly room shows sometimes that start earlier and things like that. And what I'm going to do is I'm going to start to ease into it. And I'm going to, I want to be around it first a little bit, be around it. And then start, I'm definitely going to do, when we start going on the road for a schmowdown, definitely going to start doing some shows like the night before.

And I'm trying to get us to go in for New York. It's just a couple things. a couple things have to just fall in a place. It looks very, very possible that we're going to be doing live shows in L.A. this year. That's great. A few. Yeah, the traveling thing, it's rough.

I'm not a big traveler. And I got direct flights to New Orleans, but masked up, full flight. It's a, it's a shock. I know, because you're sitting on it for that long. But the other thing for me is that it's also a matter of the expense of the travel going up. And, you know, it adds. stuff to hotel prices and to the budget in general and you got to make sure that you can you know you got to make sure a that you sell enough tickets maybe that if um

everything kind of covers over because you got to pay all the talent you got to pay everybody that's kind of going over there it's this whole it's a whole fucking thing that I think the audience who knows maybe they don't know I don't know I think you got to give it that because everybody like you said everybody's getting vacate they're like they yeah the summer's going to blow up yeah and then maybe there'll be this cool down period where people people stop because I think everything's exploding. Everybody's going to Hawaii. Everybody's going to traveling because they're like as soon as they got vaccinated.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I think there'll be a slight cool down. But like you said, the prices of things are going to, would be ridiculous right now. Well, I mean, even gas right now, right? So it's like gas is nuts, like $5 a gallon over here. And we're going on our first vacation in God knows how long. And it's like I'm even thinking about gas and thinking about all that kind of stuff,

probably cost that alone it's going to is going to cost some shit but getting used to it and getting back to it's just i think you need it yeah have you have you got so does new orleans count as a vacation was that like family that was like me just being thrown into the deep end of just like like i flew there and then i had you know like we went that was the first time went to an outdoor restaurant you know i was very and then at first time like around a bunch of family that like the whole family was vaccinated but it's just weird that we're all in the same room and there's children and it's just like, uh, yeah, I was thrown into the deep end with that. And that one, it was a little, little anxiety inducing.

Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people are feeling that right now. I'm sure a lot of people are feeling like what the, because I was talking to my wife about this. You're putting this position. First of all, as much as everybody's like, oh, I can't wait to get the fuck out of here, you start to get very comfortable being just with your, and not everybody had this luxury, but being with your loved ones, being together and being, you know, it's like, okay, you still, every bit of you is like, get me the fuck out of here.

I want to be back into the real world again. But you get used to it and you don't understand that when you, like, well, but I, I feel so protected. I feel so protected. I don't want to, I'm not used to this. So when you're going back into the real world, even though you're like, yeah, fuck you, I get into me. Like, like I said, when I was with Sam, I'm never that guy.

I'm never the one, the worried about like, okay, is, is that that person, does that person, do that person? But you're just so used to it after being into it for like a year and a half that you're sitting down and I'm going, all right, breathe, motherfucker, just enjoy the twine. And I bought so much fucking food. I hadn't had restaurant food in so long. Like, it was like

Sam and I were eating for like 12 people. I was like, give me all the appetizers, give me everything you want. I'll take it. I'll take it. It's like, but I need a sausage. Hold on a second. Yeah, wait. Okay. Did you have a sausage delivered to a restaurant? That's a good sausage.

He has a good sausage. He just like screams off the side, takes off. Ed. So you guys going to get the Ed, the sausage guy? Yeah. You get in the T-shirt? Yeah.

You guys, that's how we keep the show running. You buy Ed's sausage. Everybody needs to buy an Ed. Don't be surprised if there's a fucking Ed. We just got to get, we just got to get Rocheck Media to make to do the, the audio for, the photo for it. Then we'll get, we'll get it.

Or you can get it attack Peter to do it. So this is fun. What was your, what was your, was sorry, Lex. your toughest t-shirt pitch ever no no there was worse there was worse than so sorry it wasn't it wasn't a because it's not it's not really a pitch because it's you know i think the only time they're going to ask you know we're talking about skybound obviously the only time they're going to ask are you sure is that you put like a dick on her or something right so you can't you can't you can't do that you can't we can't we can't do that but this they'll let what they're going to ask is you think

do you think it will sell they don't want to waste the time time on making, because we've done that. We put together designs. And we're like, okay, here we go. Here's the design. And they don't sell. And it's like, we just put fucking effort into it. If you, if it's so sorry, it's so sorry like sold, you know, people.

And I, and it was exclusive. So people who are going to be at the live shows and you're wearing the so sorry Lex. It's like, okay. And hell, maybe we're an exclusive Ed, the sausage guy shirt. I'll do it. Why not? I'd wear that shirt and just have like fire coming out of his fucking eyes. And he's like, and he's got to be older.

How old do you think Ed is? Well, he's a vibrant 70. I think so. Big gut. Yeah, yeah. Big gut, big eyebrows. But just in full energy. Full energy.

Those eyebrows were like, you know, he doesn't have anybody telling him to trim his eyebrows like we do. Now, his eyebrows are so long they could cook the sausages and not burn. Oh, no. Yeah. They're just like, they're wired. It's just like pure wire. No, he's like fucking doctor octopus. He can like, he, when he's when he's driving on.

the road. He can save babies on the street with like his with his eyebrows if he need to but then he gets and he cooks the fucking sauce. He's always got a dirty apron on. Even when he picks up, you know, his grandkids, you know, he can use it for sauce. Maybe it's like good sauce that like special sauce that lands right on his apron. He throws it on the fucking sausage and it's like the best dust you have. It's like a whole full family. Just jumping around like dancing because the sausage guy to save the day. Grandpa, could you take off the apron at my recital place? No. Could get caught at any time.

A horrible job. 24-hour sausage delivery. That's me. That is me. My name is. It changes. His voice changes like all the time. He just don't know where he's from.

Who's that the sausage guy? He's this, where's he from? No one knows. No one knows. He's kind of, is he Italian? Is he German?

Is he Irish? What? What? We don't know. Oh, but his sausages, man. It's so good. Who cares? Tender.

Tender. Not sinuous. and he like the Johnsonville shit? No, no. He makes it tender a sauce. Do you think he walks through a gate or he just runs through it like the Kool-Aid guy? Oh, yeah. He just pops in, he kicks in.

He kicks in. And everybody goes, ah, Ed's here. Ed's here. It beeps on the app when you know that he shows up. Yeah. Is he married or no? Long time ago. A long time ago, you know, still, you know, I think it was, it was, it was a mutual agreement.

Yeah. Well, I mean, shit. If you're delivering sausage is 24 hours a day. Hey, but pre-nup because the business caught fine. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't have a relationship. This is, this is a, this is a, this is a lone wolf. Yeah.

I like it. Yeah. Ed, the sausage guy. Well, it's his life. He didn't choose. He didn't choose to be a sausage guy. And the app wasn't even a thing until, you know, the kids made him do it. He was just, he was just cooking in the back of an alley somewhere.

He just used to have the call. random people. And it was it. People just knew. He just spread the word. That's where Ed was. So this is that show. I had fun with it.

Listen, this is what we're going to do. We're going to, well, we're going to say thank you to you guys. Thank you. Thank you so much. And we're going to premiere this show. We're going to premiere this show. I'm going to premiere tomorrow.

It's going to be, I'll, at this point, when you guys are watching this, I've already announced that this show is going to be from 10 to 11 a.m. tomorrow and then 11 a.m. to 12. I'll be on the after show tomorrow. So you'll be throwing to me, we're going to be talking about this show, and we'll be doing a full hour of donations

from 11 to 12 tomorrow or today. So if you're watching this show... This is going to get... Was it? No, no, no. You're confused the shit. So tomorrow, today. Today. Actually, yesterday. Do you know why that I'm confusing you, me and the audience? Because I ate a little bit of a nug before it. It was a, it was the gummy, Ellis dropped off a gummy worm. So three weeks from... When, pre, pre, so, hey, if you, what you do is you go, you hit the button. Back in time. You go back in time.

And when you're in time and you're swirling around in the time bubble, you pop out and you hit the button. You're there. So that's when this is going to air. Right when you get there. When you get there, you look up, you go, hey, you know. And then turn it on. Yeah, turn it on, watch it. Make sure you watch it.

Hey guys, make sure you watch it when you get it. When you get it and you get there, watch it. Don't, don't shut it off. Just watch it. Yeah, just watch it. Now, if you do watch it, you cook yourself smacks. Yeah, oh. Yeah.

You got a protein up. This is your head. Protein up before this show, folks. You don't want to be, this is, you don't take the show in on an empty tummy. No. So, you know. So right after this at 11 o'clock. is S-E-N.

We'll call it S-E-N live for now. Yeah. It's going to be an after show, but it will be the donation show. Please go on over there to support. Throw in the Schmobots. Let us know what you're liking about the goofball show, what you want to see, any type of changes,

anything you want to do, interact with the crew. That's how you're going to do it. You're going to interact with everybody who's on there, the same way that you have been in the past, but we're doing this experiment from like 10 to 11 will be this show. 11 to 12 will be the after show, or simply known as S-E-N-Live. So please,

go and check that out, do that. But this is a lot of fun, guys. Please leave your comments, subscribe if you're brand new to the show and you want to check it out. We are going to have guests on this show. We are going to have, you know, other people from the crew in on this show. We're going to be, this will be evolving. But this is the new jam now that the times are changing. And so.

Are they ever? Oh, do you excited to come back in the studio? I was like, I kept, no, I wasn't nervous. It was just, well, first of all, you're like, I'm going to need to set up the cameras. like, I don't know how those work. I hope the settings are all right. You just met put them on a tripod. No, I kept trying to leave little, because I was like, you want me there earlier?

Yeah, because I had to work. I was working with David this morning at one point to get everything ready to set up and all this stuff through. You see the goofball show and then Brett was hooking up the cameras and then we were ready to go. It didn't take very, it wasn't bad at all. Yeah. But I could have been here at eight because I dropped off my son and I could, you know,

it was one of these things where it's like, I don't know how long the traffic's going to take me. I was worried about being late. Right. You know, I just went up. So I got here on time, and that was the, that was the only nerves I had. I was just getting somewhere. Point A to point B is used to be my bed to the front of my bed.

Right. I'm not getting used to that again. I know. But it's, it's going to be fun, man. We're, we're pumped about it. We're going to do this. So the goofball show will be, just to be clear, not to go into the time travel tangent again.

For now, the goofball show will be every Thursday. And then we're, we're, We're experimenting. The goal would be, as I put onto Twitter before, the goal would be to then turn to have some type of show, whether it's Sien Live or this show every day from Monday to Friday, from 10 to 11, and then do the after show 11 to 12. That's the goal.

But we're going to start with this experiment. So please make sure you comment, like, subscribe, do all that surprise, surprise wherever you want, surprise you neighbors, surprise your friends. Propose to us. Please do that. Send three more PlayStation's to, to Brex. Yes, please.

Stop telling me how, making me feel guilty that I go a place. Thank you, Eric Larson for the PS4. I just need to borrow some games. Stop. You can't get games? Go buy a game. No. No.

All right. I'm not broke. I'm cheap. Yes, you are. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Thank you, Brett Sheridan. And thank you once again to this. And we'll see you next time.

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