The Kristian Harloff Show - Fast 9 on Course to Make $150M Overseas - SEN LIVE #389

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

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on the Shmodown Entertainment Network, produced in partnership with Skybound Entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. What's up, y'all? Welcome back. Happy Wednesday. Happy Women Crush Wednesday. Whatever you're doing today. I'm so glad you're doing it with us. We have such a great candle and show prepared for y'all. It's getting a really fun a little bit crazy. I'm Steps the Broad joined by two people that I do think we're coming and that came to save the day. Starting with Ben's daughter. What's up with your? What is it? Hazelnut coffee?

Big old hazelnut coffee. Hey. And we got Winston Jesus, Alex. It's too early for nut talk. We got Winston Marshall. I mean, I came to save the day, so. Oh.

Wow. You two belong together. I only thought I was going to be on your geek deep show. So I'm like coasting on fumes right now because I bartended until 1 a.m. Last night. You're a badass. And we so appreciate your presence, Ben. I can't thank you enough.

Trust me. And we're going to have a lot of fun today. Winston from the new crib. Yeah, that's what's up. I mean, first of all, black superheroes do a better. Second of all, Ben, I fills you as far as up to one.

I was up watching the dumpster fire that feels like a rail shot that was Jupiter's legacy. And while you're sipping on some hazelnut, I'm out here sipping on a mango white claw because we're going in. It's Wednesday. It's already ready to party.

Winston, I can tell, was that a compliment to the show or not? Oh, no. You know what a rail shot is, right? No, what's a rail shot? So that's when people, it's disgusting, and you really shouldn't do it because that's how you get diseases and get sued. But those little mats that they have on the rail, and when they're pouring and it's spilt in, some people request to dump all that in a shot and take it. And I've given it to people from time to time, but only as like a,

the reason why I did it is because someone straight up was like, I will tip you $100 if you give me a real shot. And I was like, fine. But look, I can't all be accountable for this. No, Winston, I just saw this video of this year ago got Drake tattooed on her forehead. And Drake saw it and was like,

I would like to meet this girl and understand what she was thinking, but also fuck you to that tattoo artist. You don't deserve to work. And I feel like, fuck you for a. bartender for taking any amount of money to serve that. Here was the thing, though, is that it was some frat guys. And then they were super, they were already, like, they weren't wasted where like I needed to cut them off.

But they were loose enough that they were like, come on, bro. Like, I bet you won't do it, bro. I bet you won't do it. It's like, I'll fucking do it. I was like, I'm not going to serve it to you. And then they were like, oh, come on, man. What if we like tip you really high? Like, I'll give you $20 right now.

And I was like, I'm not going to give you a rail shot. Do you, homie, homie goes, shut it down. He just goes, I'll give you $100 right now if you pour my friend this I was like, I'm not held responsible for what happens. And he goes, oh, awesome. So I gave it to him and he immediately ran to the bathroom to throw up. Listen, you presented your case in a manner in which you are nothing but innocent. You're a good part. Yeah. You, yeah. You said frat guys, honestly. Yeah, yeah. I said frat guys. I was like, oh, they deserved the rail stop. It's sure. Like, wherever the story went, like, the fact that they tipped you was great, but honestly, like,

they could have been assholes and they would have just like, so it just, just frat guys. Okay, good. Okay. And it was at 11 a.m. Also, right? Yeah. It was 11 a. That was a little hair of the dog for them.

No, it was, it was, it was, they, what it was, they came, I used to work at, uh, I pick. So they came down to, we used to have this thing where anytime football was on wings were 25 cent a wing. So they were, and, uh, and Bud Lights were $3. So they literally sat there from 10 a.m. Until like, 1840. To like eight something at night. So I was there up until the Sunday night football game, and then my shift was over.

So I, it was like maybe four in the afternoon, but they've been drinking and eating wings since 10 a.m. And they were like, come on, man, just give them the rail shot. I was like, all right. So, wait, the insides of their stomach is just battery acid at that point. It was wings, bud light, and battery acid. Oh, the rail shot. The rail shot did what it was going to happen. anyway, so at least like it's half that stuff. Like he was going to spend all day,

Monday on the toilet anyway, so doing a real shot only sped things up. Also knowing frat guys, the consistency of what is in their stomach was probably already more disgusting than a rail shot. Yeah. Yeah. So it even now.

I agree. It was just super interesting because I pick is so expensive. And so, but that was like one of the they really wanted to draw on that extra a crowd of people to come in other than the movies like that. And so it was genius to be like, you know, we're serving wings and beers this cheap while it was only when NFL football was on. I was like, this is actually a really genius marketing move

because you're not really making a lot of money up of Bud Light and you're not really making a lot of money off of wings, which you know you're buying in bulk and for cheap. So you're at least getting people in there. And then someone will probably buy some shots while it's happening. You know what I mean? So it was, I thought it was. Yeah.

Yeah, that is. I wish I was invited. Well, it's been a long time. We haven't introduced him, but his name is Alex Marzonia, and we're so happy you're here. Hello, hello. Sometimes, you know, I stress myself out in the mornings, you know, making sure everybody's here and stuff. And, you know, I brought this on myself today. But, you know, hearing that real shot story, I feel like we're in good hands. We're all here. Steph's got a good game for us today and good goals. So I'm very excited to be here. And with you. all in my own. Alex, look what, it doesn't matter how you got there. It matters that you got here. And you brought in Winston and Ben. We're going to have Mark Ellis and Kate Mulligan joining us. You brought in the A squad. You assembled the Avengers.

Let's fucking go. You did it. You are. We also have the Wizard of Oz himself, Malcolm. What's good, Malcolm? Oh, once again. Just a little, just a little. Oh, what's good?

I'm not just a little. I'm not 100% I get it, I get it. Why did you come in like a black celebrity on family matters where you're like, oh, that's good? Did I do that? What's funny about this for those that are not in the Skype?

He has this little hamster with drawn on hands giving thumbs up with sunglasses. So when he talked it, he goes, oh, what's good? it was just this little ham to be like, I wish they saw that. That's the content they pay for. Speaking of pain, we do have a really fun game today.

We're going to bring it back with a good old truth or dare. I have prepared some of the best truth, some of the best and worst at the same time dares. And if they don't participate when we get to it, so every $50 will have someone do a truth or a dare. And if they don't, if they reject it, they either have to take a drink or they have to, turn around to the camera and spell their name with their butt.

And it's actually way harder than it sounds. Let me tell you. And it's fucking funny. So we're going to be playing truth through there every $50. Keep sending in the stream labs. And we'll get around town with that with y'all. And then also just send in any questions, comments, concerns. We're going to be talking about some cool stuff.

F9 is projected to make over 150 million overseas pretty crazy. And other things on the agenda. But, Alex, should we get started? Yeah. Let's talk about that. Fast 9 will be getting is set up for release in the next few days in Korea, Hong Kong, Middle East, Russia and China. And just from those markets, they're expecting at least 150 million from the box office. This will be much more than the 121 million that Godzilla versus Kong debuted with this year during the pandemic. So, I mean, Steph, what do you think about that? Do you think it bodes well for the June 25th?

What, Ben? Why are you being the joke? Just the way he said it. Well, Steph, what do you think about that? We think about it. Go. Just any time faster period could find up like the testosterone just like cranks to 11. So even out, it's like, so we made $150 million.

What do you guys think about that? You want to hear my engine? Yeah. I think that the fact that this movie costs $200 million to produce is wild to me. I understand what they do in this franchise. I still don't get $200 million. So it's good that they're making over $150 million overseas. It seems like they would need to do that to break even.

And it makes sense because everyone's so desperate to go to a theater. And this is actually a movie that even if you don't love the plot, you don't love like the premise, it's a fun movie to watch in theaters. Like I will see it. And I haven't seen all the fast movies, which I'm planning to watch some of them this week in preparation. but yeah so I think that's good for them. Ben, what are your thoughts on it? Was this to be expected?

Oh, yeah. This is where the fast franchise makes it's bread and butter. Vin Diesel is one of the biggest international stars out there. And so I honestly, I mean, I'm glad that it made this. I'm surprised it didn't make more, honestly. But I'm not surprised it made more than Godzilla versus Kong. This was supposed to be a billion dollar movie. I think the last two fast movies, I know Hobbs and Shaw didn't break a billion, but I think Furious 7 and Fate of the Furious both broke a billion dollars. So this is now a box office billionaire. And so, I mean, that's why they like, I think Fast was the first one to push a year. Like for COVID.

Like everyone was like, oh my God, like you guys pushed it a year. Like you're crazy. And then, you know, they ended up being right and they pushed it even further. So they knew that they wanted theaters. They knew they wanted theaters. Like they were never going to go to streaming. They were never going to do an HBO Max deal or Power Mount Plus or wherever they are. So I'm looking forward to this.

These movies somehow reel in the bat shit craziness and just over like off the walls action. But you still like grounded somewhat in reality and somehow it still works. I don't know how they do it. I give all the credit to Justin Lynn and James Wan who like really did this. But like F. Gary Gray also did a very good one. as well. So I'm looking forward to it. I'm very excited to see it. We're like, you know, I know you just saw a quiet place too, Steph, and those reviews are really good. And then we've got this coming out. So like summer movie season is actually going to happen this year. So I'm

super excited. Super excited. Yeah. And it was so good. It was so good to be back in the theater. So I can imagine everyone else feels like that. Winston, are you hitting up the theater? Fast and furious Alex over here like, how about them apples stiff? How about them apples? Yeah, I know. He came with me. It came with attitude to me. It's okay, though.

We're still friends. Thank you for that donation. Keep sending them in. The cool thing about the truths that I picked is that and the dares is you all can play along if you want and send in your answers to some of the questions because some of them are good and I want to hear your answers. But Winston, will you be hitting up the theater or is this a movie that you're excited to see?

Um, I haven't seen a fast and furious movie since Tokyo Drift. Uh, it's not been a series that I've really been that much about, but I feel like if I'm gonna, we might have to, because I got to get through, we gotta get through how many movies? What? This is number nine. Eight, yeah, this is fast now. You haven't seen any of them? I've seen, I, okay, I know sporadically, I've probably seen three. I know for sure I saw one or two in theater. I just don't know what, when, who. Yeah. What were you saying? Well, that's my problem. I guess some characters are coming back from the dead,

some character's significance that I don't really understand. Like, there's a lot of things that I just don't know about the franchise that I'm concerned. I'm going to be confused. So I feel like I need to get through the remaining Fast and Furious movies before I get to this one. But it sounds like it's going to be pretty cool. The trailer made it look like it was going to be pretty cool.

So I hope it does do that because I regardless of what the movie is, unless it was made by like, you know, Woody Allen, like at this particular juncture, I don't know just picking somebody that kind of sucks. Movies are what we talk about on the show. It is what we all of everybody here that's both watching the show or that takes part in this show lives for. So I want the movies to do well. So even if it's another trolls movie or whatever it is, I want all the movies to make all the money because I want our industry to be okay. So you gave me a trailer.

Exactly. You gave us a trailer that it looks like a good film. We've been waiting patiently to get movies back. Like, I hope it does gangbusters and busts a billy. That would be dope. Yeah, I hope it busts a William also. I hate you. I hate you so much with all my heart. You know all of us are tired. We're just trying to have fun. No, I'm just kidding, Alex.

But that was a bad one. That was really bad. What are your thoughts, Alex, other than that? Yeah, I hope it hits Billy because, yeah, that means everybody's back ready to go back to Thetus. Yeah, it's not opening here until June 25th. So, We still have a few weeks. We, yeah, as you said, we got a quiet place. We got Cruella coming out, conjuring in the Heights. So there's plenty of testing in the U.S. whether, you know, it'll...

It bodes well for F9. But, yeah, I mean, I'm excited for the movie. I have only seen 5 through 8 when it got good. That's all you need. Yeah. I mean, I'm planning on watching the first four before it anyway, just to fill in the gaps. and uh yeah people don't like the the fourth one but you know like they all they all bring something to the table like i know

john singleton directed too fast too furious and that one's goofy as hell um the first one is literally point break with cars Tokyo drift is Tokyo drift and then you know four is like four is when it gets into like hey we're more than just vCR stealers like we're international spies now and then you know five is where it kicks off with the rock. Yeah, I need to, I'm sure they're all really, they sound fun. I just haven't been attached to any of them. What do you all think is going to happen with the theaters? Do you think that a lot of people are going to go and it's going to be like filled

at as much capacity as they're taking or do you think it's going to be a really slow start? Well, I think California's back 100% capacity in mid-June, like I think June 14, 15th, So I think it got bumped up to the first actually. Oh boy. Okay. So yeah, I think they're going to have as much as possible. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I remember looking at least the opening weekend of Mortal Kombat. And it was like all the IMAX showings are pretty darn full. And same like like even the re-release of Scott Pilgrim was kind of sold out. That the weekend that Dolby did their release of Scott Pilgrim. So people are ready to go out for sure. I can't remember if I saw Raya or nobody on a.

random Tuesday or Wednesday night and all of that Burbank promenade at the AMC was packed yard house was like an hour wait everything was an hour wait every movie was packed so people just want to go out so when we get like I mean we got Godzilla but that was on HBO Max too

Mortal Kombat HBO Max like like this and Black Widow and Quiet Place are going to be our first real testers and if we're going to 100% capacity I don't know I'm a little like I like my One, I just like space seating. That's just nice.

But two, I don't know if I'm ready to sit next to strangers in a theater for, you know, two hours while they take off their mask and eat popcorn and don't put it back on. Yeah. I mean, look, I will say it is going to get kind of wild like that. Like, without even the movie theaters, I mean, I got the chance to, like, hang out with Steph for the first time a couple weeks ago. Like, people that out here maxing and maxing and relaxing all cool, like we up in the bars just like, Losing her mind. What the fuck? You were probably working, bitch.

I don't know. Roxy texts me and goes, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm at a bar. And then they came and hung out. This weekend. Come on, Ben. Bring your ass.

Yeah, we're all vaxed. Yeah, it's true, though, because when you're vaxed, it's hard to be like, because I was all about, and I'm still keeping all my mask to make other people feel comfortable, even with that mandate.

But I, there's that part of me that's like, fuck, I'm so over this mask. ask me. I like don't want to be in this like every single day like when I go to the store, but like I do think that it makes, that's why I don't understand when people throw a fit about it. I'm like, why wouldn't you do it if it makes people feel more comfortable? But anyways, Alex, what's the, any more thoughts on fast-line? Malcolm, are you checking out fast-nine theaters? Probably not. The only one I've ever seen was Tokyo Drift when I was a little baby boy. But

I don't know if I had, when I was a little lad who liked berries and cream, but if I had friends that were like, hey, let's watch all the fast movies, I'd probably get into it. But it's not something I would watch by myself. Got you, got you. Well, let us know your thoughts on Fast 9 making this much. Is this something you expected, didn't expect? Are you excited to see this film? Give it in the streamlabs.com slash the schmode.

And then we're also playing truth or dare. So every $50 we reach, we would do it, truth or dare for one of the panelists. And y'all can play along. It will be really fun. Alex, what's next? Get in them monies, y'all. Moolah.

Gosh, rules everything around me. Cream, get the money. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. Hey. Alex. All right. Next we got some DC animated news. because HBO Max and Cartoon Network have announced the straight-to-series order for the new animated series, Batman-Caped Crusader,

and it will be executive produced by JJ Abrams, Matt Reeves, and Batman the animated series co-developer Bruce Tim. No news on casting there just yet, but also on the DC animated side. We have the boys star Jack Quaid will be leading the HBO Max and Cartoon Network series, My Adventures with Superman as Superman. Some places take you away. Some bring you together. Marathon does both. Marathon is Florida's family key,

with something for everyone. You'll find museums and wildlife refuges, wide open beaches, miles of warm, clear water, and the historic seven-mile bridge. For more about Marathon, visit fla keys.com slash marathon. Steph, are you excited for more animated DC shows

coming to HBO Max and Cartoon Network? Hell yeah, I love the Harley Quinn show. I thought that's exactly the type of animated content that I want to be consuming. It's why I like Rick and Morty. I like the adult animated shows. That's why I loved Invincible because I think that that is such a smart play

in the direction that the animated industry is moving is getting more adult. So I think that there are a lot of kids who would, I would still watch Harley Quinn. I know some parents probably wouldn't be okay with that, but I would when I was growing up. I think that it's a wider audience. It's a better show.

And it's more to the property. Like DC is really gritty. And I don't think it does well when it tries to be soft. And so when they do that, I hope with these animated shows, I know JJ's a little softer. I hope they go dark in them.

But yeah, I'm excited for it. Winston, you said you watch Harley Quinn? does this make you excited that D.C. is producing more animated content? It's phenomenal. Jay and I have been talking about this show so much. We did, you know, a full, we did full reviews of it. We interviewed the three showrunners for the show, which is pretty cool. They're amazing guys.

Harley Quinn is one of the best animated shows. We, like, if you're, if you're like a Rick and Morty fan or anything like that, you got to, and watch Harley Quinn, including there is a whole episode where they knew that, like, dudes that like are, you know, quote unquote called neck beards, that were going to be like, Harley Quinn went maw, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

They did a whole episode ripping on those people that they knew were shit talking as an oph, as an intro to the show. Like, it's so well done. And so if the... Oh, my God. And so if you get any sort of kind of the same energy.

It doesn't have to be, like, the show doesn't have to be the same. Like, you know, Batman could be more serious or Superman could be more, you know, innocent. But if you're giving me that same kind of quality of storytelling, of character development, all that kind of stuff, these shows will knock it out of the park. And I think HBO Max will really find something special as they continue. They obviously have an audience, but they're still trying to find out what their kind of niche is right now. And if they really hammer that down, I think that you're going to see, beautiful things with HBO Max going forward.

100% agree with that. Ben, what are your thoughts on it? I just need Kevin Conroy to be announced. I don't know if he's still doing Batman, but I'd love to hear his voice again come out of Batman. I like Jason O'Mara, who's done like the DC animated universe. He's taken over for like, you know, Justice League War and stuff like that. I like Superman though, hasn't he? No, that's Jerry O'Connell. Oh, that's O'Connell. Oh, that's right. Mara, it's not, I don't know if it's Jason Omar or not. You put the, you put the O in there and that's what fucked me up.

Yeah. Yes, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Okay. I like Bruce Greenwood in Red Hood. He was great, but Kevin Conroy is the voice of my Batman.

But I'm, I'm excited for this. I love a good, like you guys talking about the Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn, it might be the best animated superhero show. Like, it's like top five. And I can't wait for season three. I cannot wait for season three. It's so good. You all need to watch Harley Quinn.

and it's easy to catch up with. Yeah. Episodes are like 20 minutes. Yeah. It's so easily bingeable. Like I was purpose, it was like the Ted Lasso for me. I was like,

I was making myself not binge it because I'm like, oh no, I need this to last because there's only two seasons. But yeah, I'm super, super excited about this. I'm really curious of like where they'll take it, what stories they'll tell.

But yeah, it's great. It is Jason Marr. I was right. Okay, cool. Alex, is this something that you're excited? about, I know, I don't think you watch a lot of animated content, but would you?

Uh, yeah, definitely. I mean, I've only heard good things about Batman the animated series, which Bruce Tim was involved with, and since he's on this, and Matt Reeves, who is also creating, you know, good, hopefully good Batman material on, on the big screen. Um, seeing their names attached to it makes me excited. Um, and, yeah, Jack Quaid also voicing Superman. He's doing great job is Huey and the boys. Yeah, I also want to check out Harley Quinn. Now that you say it's only, like, it's an easy watch. And it's hilarious.

You never want to turn it off, bro. No, yeah. It's so good. King Shark is by far my favorite character. King Shark is the reason why we're getting funny Sylvester Stallone, King Shark, is definitely because of Harley Quinn, because of Ron Funchus. He is definitely like the reason why we are getting funny King Shark. Wait, wait, Ben, Ben, when they were like, uh, uh, excuse me, I didn't tell my back on the

aquatic world, the aquatic world took his back on me. Oh my God. Who is this mermaid? Holy shit, in that. Hey, can you just like, all about what? Someone get Tom Hanks because Daryl Hanna just came out of the ocean. Who is she? Splire!

You look incredible. Thank you. I have a background on, which I think it's probably really accentuating. This is called... She's great. She's the United States. Kate Mulligan. I'll tell you what this is.

This is me wearing braids to bed and taking them out five minutes ago. You guys, I'm in a cranky mood. Oh, what's going on? Spill the T. She's airing at the pits. It's game on. I'm going to try and say this so that my son doesn't hear. I would love parents to Shmoh out in recommendations.

I'm beginning to believe that my darling Neal may have an O.T. thing that needs to be worked out. He will, when he's doing school, he just rips and rips and rips. It could be his homework. He could just rip it to shrub. shreds. Today it was his, he, he destroyed his mechanical pencil. He, we have these pencil grips for him because he can't hold his pencil. He had ripped it to shred. I just don't know what to do anymore. Because it's like, I can't sit there and stare at him and be like, and so he starts to bite his shirt so then I've given him chewing gum. Now he's chewing. I just don't know what to do with this kid. He's destroying everything that he sits near. It's like, and it's like a thing. I don't know. We've got him a fidget, not a fidget toy. We got him a, a, what kind of a fidget toy it's like a it's like silicone a bubble wrap almost and so I'm like just pick this up it's sitting right there and he's like just so you know I fixed my pencil and it was

that he cut it he he took his scissors and cut his pencil to bits and I'm like now the pencil doesn't actually work anymore you didn't fix anything why don't you stop like I just don't and this is not a big problem in the scheme of the world but it was just like I can't be there all the time. Yeah. Right. It's frustrating because there's no, like, you don't have the solution yet, but there definitely is one. There's a solution. I know so many kids who do that, who have like nervous things like that. And I'm like, what is it? Yeah, so

I'm like, is that what is the larger issue here? And Dickie's like, it's just a kid. And I'm like, I don't think that's what's going on here. I feel like I had like a scissors phase. I don't know if I care everything, but like I always wanted to, I think I kind of blame a Nightmare before Christmas when he does like the cut and it's like a perfect spider. I always tried to do that. But yeah, I definitely like for the record. That would be, I would be out here. I'm like, I'm having a great day, guys.

And so he just rips everything, like just rips it? It's like you could, you could, you could put a cool, like if right now, let's see what's on my desk here. Okay, I just lit a candle with a match. This would be torn to shreds. If, if this was in front of him, it would be chewed. bits if there's just like and I've I've minimized what I put in front of him here is your pencil here is the glue stick here is the scissors here is the worksheet that you need to do today and then I'm on the phone with Christian this morning I'm on the phone like they're doing shmode on

stuff this morning I'm got a child one of my the younger child is like mama you are not paying attention to me I'm like I know I'm not I'm not but I go back in just now to bring Neil some ice because I know he has a chewing thing so he can chop up on ice, which I know is terrible over his teeth. Come at me. He's getting new ones. The things that I put in front of him, he is now destroyed. I'm like, you broke a mechanical.

Like, he cut a mechanical pencil. Not like a flimsy mechanic. He like, anyway, if anybody has any advice, I'm about it, dude. Well, I don't have advice for you, but I do owe you an apology because you sent me this lovely text last week, but I was in the middle of my move. So as soon as we were,

I just wanted to tell you how lovely you are, and I appreciate everything that you said, and that I feel the same way. Merry Christmas once. Well, Kate, I know there'll be a solution soon. We're so obsessed with the fact that you've joined us today. And you guys, not to buy. Did I bring the vibe down? Sorry, guys. No.

No, I'm very curious. Honestly. Never. Any time you enter. Also, we've made $20 today. So, like, no, you didn't break me. So welcome to the last S-E-N ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is how we all are here. We appreciate anything that you guys can get. Maybe parents are going to have a lot of advice. They want to schmobot in for me. Yeah. Well, we're paying truth or dare, and we haven't gotten to any of them. Yeah, I know.

I know. Every $50 we were supposed to do it, so keep sending those in. But just real quick, does Winston live with his girlfriend? Yeah. I do. I do.

He's the best. Congrats, dude. Thank you so much. It's been great so far. It's funny because every morning, even if one of us hasn't slept very well since we got in here, has been us waking up and just cheesing at each other. And I was like, oh, it's kind of cute.

That's so cute. It's just a fucking mess in here because, like, the problem is I've been so busy. I haven't actually had, like, I keep telling her, all right, today I got nothing going on. I'm just going to unpack as much stuff as I can. And then it's like, oh, cool, like three auditions, which is awesome. But it also means, like, I didn't do a single goddamn thing I promised her I was going to do. Yeah, yeah.

It's kind of like, you know. Except we're going to make that chatter. Okay. Yeah, I'm happy I got this new job, but it's like I didn't expect it to happen like this fast. Same bar or new bar? A new bar. Oh, okay. New bar.

And just like, I let new bar. Shut the fuck up, Alex! By the way, NU-B-A-R is the name of a child in my son's class, so I was like, NU-B-B-A-R! James Wheeler donated $50. Good morning, everyone. Talking about Harley Quinn, I think the romance between Harley and Poison Ivy is one of the best I've seen. Okay, that means we've hit our first truth or dare. Okay.

Wah, blah, blah, blah. What's tribute of who wants to go first? Steph, dare me to punch Alex in the face. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, if you have his address, pull up. I'll be the first guinea pig. Okay, okay, Winston, truth or dare?

Since I'm going first, I'll start with a truth. Yes. Okay. Let's see, let's pick a good one for you. How many sex streams have you had about Steph Sabraaw in the past? Just kidding. If I have to plead the fifth, what does that mean? If you don't answer, you do have to drink something.

You already have your seltzer. Or, Kate, you missed it. You have to spell your name with your butt. You have to turn around to the camera, spell your name with your butt. Yeah. Okay. That's great. That feels like my dare, honestly.

This. Kate, okay. Truth. Oh, this is a good question for you. Winston, when's the last time you had sex? Oh, Lord. That's actually one of the things that we're actually really upset about is that we've been so busy in this move. We still haven't had, we haven't Chris in the place yet.

So I think the last, the last time we had sex was almost a week ago. Last Thursday, we had sex one last time in Kristen's old apartment. Are we having, are we going by Clinton rules? No, no, no, we genuinely haven't done anything. Oh, okay, okay. We do, we do, uh, I don't know if this is, like, standard for all couples. We're finding that some people do this, but we do, like, comfort holds where, like, there's not really anything sexual about it, but, like, she'll, like, hold my dick and I'll,

like, hold her vagina, but, like, there's no, there's no, like, playing. It's just kind of, like, we're watching TV and we just hold each other's junk. You gave us. Hold. I thought you said, hold. I was like, yeah, that's sex. Hold with a D. But yes.

But yes, no, nothing since last Thursday. Wow, I really hope that you can Kristen to play soon. Oh, oh, I already told her. I told Kristen when she left, I said, come home horny and hungry. I've already got dinner and a whole sex night plan. I'm very excited about it. Tonight? Yeah.

Wow. Thanks for giving us all the truth today. Yeah. All sorts of it. slash the Swaggy Blur. Yes. That was the first tribute for two there. So, real quick, Winston, if it's just a comfort hold and it doesn't mean anything,

that means if I need comfort, I can come hold you dick. Brad Dad Talks donated $20. Kate, my kids have done some weird things like that as well. Mine have moved on from some of those ticks or replaced them with others like my daughter going from chewing objects around her to chewing on her hair. kids be weird sometimes dude okay okay so just let it go all right clearly i'm fine with it you need to clear that with christin first but then the one thing i will say with said comfort holds

when i say that there is like so hold hold you know what you don't know what the constant and the words god damn it wait okay so is it kind of like a thing because every time i look at a like when guys are chilling on the couch or like napping whatever, they're always grabbing their dick and like they're in their pants. So is it kind of like that? Like it's just a comfort thing? Exactly. Exactly.

And so like the funny thing is like there is some hand moving, but it's not because you're like trying to get to an oh. It just feels nice. So it's a comfort hold in the sense that you're just like kind of moving it around. I'm like, oh, let's just like, thanks for demonstrating. Wow. Well, my hand is out of my pants.

I'm just showing. Oh, thanks for doubling down on the demonstration. You got them gray sweatpants on today, too. Yeah, you did this. Right. God bless grace sweatpants. Poor, Kate is not like, Kate's like, uh, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're about $20 away from the next truth or dare, so keep those coming because the questions get better. Alex, what do you think? It doesn't need to be sure. Schmobotts obviously help, but it's just every $50. So if, you know, if everyone can send in five bucks, three bucks, we'll slowly get to the next one. But we're one, by the way, so Schmovot this next one in.

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Thank you Jimmy Nails. Oh yeah, so I think we've reached our next donation, Mark, for Truth or Dare. Shout out to y'all for throwing those in there. Okay, Kate, truth or dare? Truth.

Wow. You're on the truth team today. Okay. Or not. Well, I'll let you pick for me. What do you want to do you do? No, no, no. This is good.

This is good. Okay. Do you need me to get on the bed and shake my shake? Like, Brett. Yeah. You have a shake weight. The, okay. That's my thing.

Hey, awesome. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Hey, what is the most illegal thing you've ever done? Cocaine. One word answer. Without hesitation.

Just like one word answer. Okay. I'll tell you what. Both the legal thing you've done. Yeah, I guess that's a schedule one drug. So. Yeah. Wait.

What are the odds? Dana Sabra's coming for me. Zero. Okay. Zero. He minds his business. Yeah, I was. was what was the story did you go out and do it yeah so it was the same it's actually the same night

that i met um it's the same night that i've told this story of um al pacino was like yeah they're kids they like christmas i'm like what and i was like are you gonna so it was the merchant of venice rap party my best friend from high school or college excuse me was in the merchant of venice on broadway with him and so i was at the rap party and then i got away It was at a bowling alley. Nerddy Bridge Guy donated $50. S-E-N, we have the comfort holes. Wait, Terry S-D-D in there.

Oh, no. Oh, my. Velp. I'm just going to sit in this. Skid-sided it again. I love that. Comfort holes. Thank you for being our comfort hole.

We really appreciate that. Can't go on because I think we got to another truth or there. I got, well, I was going to say, so I got very, very, very drunk. I think I had like 12 beers. I mean, it was like, I wasn't even getting drunk on it. We're at a bowling alley. The party was at a bowling alley. And then the next thing I know, I was in, I was sitting in a street in New York

throwing glass at people. Just like something. Oh, thank you. Throwing glass, not ass, right? Yeah, throwing glass. Oh, why? Throw that glass in a circle. Throw that glass in a circle.

And then we got. And then we got back to my friend's apartment, and I was like her, I was like crying to her brother about what, who knows? And then at some point they're like, here, this is going to make you feel better. And I was like, what's that? And I feel like it was like the stories of John Belushi, just like a blur running down the hallways at S&L to like sniff up Allen's Wye Bell's like the first cocaine he ever bought. He had like put it neatly on his desk. and he was so excited to take his first line. And it was just like, I became Belushi instantly.

I think I was like, because I've never done it before. I took my line. And I was like, suddenly totally sober again, but also like, amazing. Like, I was the best version of my. There are children watching. Well, that's sad. What is the one with my kid? And scissors.

His mom was just doing lines and throwing glass. No big deal. I've never done it since. Never, ever, ever, ever done it since because the way I felt the next day was I was sure I was dying. I had to fly back to L.A. My heart was beating out of my chest. My friend took me to this unbelievable restaurant for brunch. I'm like, I do not feel.

Because the problem is you don't feel hungover while you're high on cocaine. But you are still hung over. I threw up. And it's like Molly, your brain chemistry is like, what the fuck happened? What happened? I was like, I will never, ever do that again. I threw up all over this bathroom, like, project how vomited all over a stall because I was so sick at this restaurant. And I was like, we have to get the food to go. It was just, it was a, it was a nightmare. It was, and I had to fly back. I was like, they're not going to let me on this plane. I was so paranoid. I mean, it was like, it was the worst. So don't do drugs, kids. That's the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. At the very least, if you did it, did you at least like do it off like a titty or something? Like, just like you said, you had the experience? No, but like, question, Winston. No, but it's funny because it doesn't last that long, so I kept doing lines.

Oh, yeah, that's like, that's how we get addicted. That's why it's so addicted, because it's like the shortest high. It's the shortest high. And then you just, like, keep going after. I was like, I probably should have done. It's quote alert, senior 2007 donated $20. Oh, me, oh, my Katie girl, have we got an interesting conversation coming? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you what, if my parents ever found out about this, they would be so horrified. From one time, yeah, I guess my parents would be the same, but thank you for giving a one-word answer and then a really great story. Yeah, thank you. Well done. And your first round of truth or dare, let's get it. What would you guys have done if I was like, child pornography? What else?

What are the next? What's the next? What's the next? I guess my question would be like, murder someone. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? Murder. Yeah.

Cannibalism. Without remorse. We did make it to our next truth or dare. So, Ben, it is your turn, sir. Truth or fair? We should, if we get to work around, we should have to do the opposite one we didn't do. Yeah, yeah.

We have to get to more than one. You guys, I have like 50 written down that are so good. Keep sending in the stream lab. Yeah, I'll do dare next round. Okay. I'll do a truth. I will do it. Like, if they get back to me, I will do a dare for sure.

Okay. The dares are really good. Who is the last person you creeped on social media? Like, what do you mean by creeped? Like, you, like, search their name. You held your comfort. You held your comfort hole. Let's look.

Let's look. I'll look at my history and search. Yes. Read us search history. Was this a truth or just a random question? This was a truth. Oh, okay, okay. I know the answer.

My answer is definitely you, Steph. Because I'm telling you, I don't know how I hadn't looked at pictures of you. You're, we have to talk sneakers at some point. Well, I know. And Winston did a deep dive on rocks. Instagram to like find that picture and I there I definitely underestimated the amount of thirst traps that are on Roxington's years ago my girl I don't really honestly like you know what I'll do it's not that I'm not answering I just don't really creep on people's Instagrams I really just

don't like I don't okay do you want another question uh either another question or I just because I don't want to like lame answer that because like I'm looking at it and Mark Ellis is in my search bar like I'll literally show you guys my my search bar like it's this is this is it it's Mark Ellis the shmow down and earwax removal. Oh my God that's so I got to tell you. Bro I can't like those I love those videos. I'll tell like pimple popping and earwax. Ben.

absolutely fuck yes dude no zero shame trust me it's fucking gross I know it's gross but they're so

cathartic oh my god oh cathartic watch people like shave candles you don't need to be doing ear wax and shit oh my life

you know what I gotta tell you once they get the sack out of that sis then Donnard's pool boy donated $20 I've seen your search history so let's diversify

that portfolio oh hi Alex the shirt is popping. Yes, it is. It's my gig shirt. Shout out to that. Okay, Ben, let's see. What's the worst date you've ever been on?

Describe it. Worst date I've ever been on. Well, like, I was on the dating apps for a while, so, you know, I was going on a lot of first dates, and I basically got catfished. Not catfish, but just like, she did not look like her photos.

I'll say that much. She did not look like her photos at all. She seemed like a nice person. We went to two bars and like there was like some alarm bells going off. I was like, you know, it's my only night off work. So I'll stay out. And we went to a second bar to get some food. And like, I don't know.

I'm kind of torn about like who pays on the first date. I'm fine with paying. But it's like at least make like the, the fake effort to reach for your purse or something like that. I'd be like, oh, no, I got this. And then let me be like, no, it's okay. Like, just like the fake effort is, it's so appreciated, ladies. Just do the fake out.

Just be like, no, no, no. And nine times out of 10, the guy will be like, I got this. But like just the fake effort, like guys would be like, I always do the fake out. What you were doing is you were doing the ditty and that black dude, that gift where they're staring back and forth. Exactly. You're Diddy, and she's just like, you go to pay though, right?

But you pay, you go to pay, though, right? And he's like, you gotta put a real picture up next time? Damn. I think she, I can't remember how it got brought up, but the Kardashians got brought up. And we're talking about Kylie, I think. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not a big fan of them. And I really don't have any strong opinions about them, honestly. I was like, oh, I'm just not a big fan of them.

they just present like a lot of like falsities and I feel like it gives like women like this weird like image stuff um she like the kendrick Lamar stretch marks yeah uh okay and she's like and she's like well Kylie's like 100% real i was like wait what they're go yeah Kylie's like she's never had plastic surgery i was like i i don't know for sure but like i've seen photos no no that's a lie and like he started screaming at me and we determine that that is a lie. Yeah. Mori, you are the father.

screaming at me in the middle of a bar because I thought the Kardashians had plastic. Like, guys, when I say screaming, I mean screaming. And I'll like... Ben, no. I need you to tell, like, show what happened.

Yeah. No, like, we were at, you know, and that's the thing, we're at a bar top, like in the middle of the restaurant. Was you throwing glass? Throw that glass in a circle. You did not just say that. You did not just say that about Kylie.

And I was like, wait, what's happening right now? It's like she's never had any work done. How dare you? I was like, and you know, and I realized like saying any, like telling someone to calm down, 99% of the time is going to have the adverse effect. But I was like, can you calm down? like it's the Kardashians. And like that just like,

woo to the moon on that one. Yo. It's to say I got up. I'm single. Like, I'll be paying the bill over here. She's going to stay there and y'all are going to deal with it. And I,

I tipped well. And then I got to my car. And it was really awkward because like it was a place on Ventura Boulevard. So there's no parking. So you like have to valet. And I fucking hate valet. laying my car. So I'm like waiting and I'm just like waiting here and I see her like come out of the rest. I was like, please hurry, please hurry, please hurry. And then I literally like, this is when I

had a Mustang too. So I felt like such a douchebag. I'm like fucking peeled out. I'm gone. Oh my Eat, eat. Skirt, skirt. And, like, get it. We only talked on Bumble. And so, like, we weren't following each other on Instagram. And, like, she DM me on Instagram. She was like, what was that all about?

I was like, get the fuck. And I didn't respond. I was like, get the fuck out of here. Like, you can't not, like, just the lack of self-awareness to not even realize why I left. Like, oh. Wow, that's bad. bad. That's bad. That's really bad, Ben.

Thank you for show. How could you say that about Kylie? That's really bad. Hella gross. Hella gross. Kate, you have to know that Estinnell sketch with Amy Poehler when she's like, Rick, Rick. You get my ears pierced? You know what I'm talking about?

Yes. What was the, but was it recurring? Did she do that character? No, no. No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't. Oh, okay.

I'm going to send it to you. It's so you're like. You would love it. Okay. Where are we at, Malcolm? Did we reach another 50 for... No, we're 20 away from the next truth or dare. Ben, thank you for your candor.

That was an awesome fucking story. And I'm so glad that you left. I'm sorry that I don't have to go to Instagram creeps, y'all. I actually, like, I saw some people in the chat, like, saying Steph. I was like, I actually haven't done a deep dive on Steph's Instagram. You should. Do yourself a favor. I'll do it right now.

You're going to want to, you're going to want to hit all the way back to... I will say, like, Steph, like, you know, like, the algorithm with the stories. Steph comes up, like, at the front of mine, because, like, we talk a lot. And so just, like, I definitely have responded to too many of her selfies, like, way too fast. Like, they'll be like, because, like, you know, I'll just open my phone and you don't know how old the story is until you look at it. And the story will be, like, 45 seconds old.

I'm like, I can't respond to this yet. I can't, 45 fucking dead. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. I never want to be that creep, but I'm, so I'm like,

like today you had a dope post of you in the bucket hat. You know what I'm saying? Oh shit. Why am I the only one that excited to see that? What's up, buddy? It's the EAST in the motherfucker building. Speaking of Instagram creeps,

what's up, Mark? You know, it's just so great to see Steph and Kate and Winston and Alex and a special hello to you, Mr. Goddard. Hey, buddy. What's the, And I'm not called, by the way, I'm not calling you an Instagram creep.

They asked me, uh, who was, like, creeping on Instagram? And you were my only search result on my Instagram search. Yeah, it was really weird. I just have nothing but likes from Ben on my phone. It's like kind of off-putting. Like, the likes wouldn't be so bad if he didn't also send all the picks, you know? Yeah. It was like, like when, when you're on 2015 Instagram and your thumb slips, you might as well just go all in.

Yeah. I appreciate the love. I love Ben. It's all love, especially with us and our basketball team this time of year. You know it. Do you guys have the same team? Cuse. Burrs. We're playing the quiz tonight. Houston.

Mark, welcome. We're playing a game of truth or dare. Every $50, we have to hit a truth or dare. You're definitely up next on the lineup because we have Kate, Winston, and Ben all went. So keep throwing those in, y'all. Did we reach our next one, Malcolm yet? or we are still a little off. Yeah, if we're doing every 50, then we should be at our fourth one.

We've done three so far, right? Yeah. So now we do have another one. Alex, truth or dare? I was going to say Alex has to do truth here because I think he's off camera now. Yeah, oh yeah, I can't really see him either. Sorry, Alex.

You're the more talented one. If I get hit with a dare, then my dare is just going to be me singing, but it's really just going to be Alex singing for me. Yes. That's not what the dare is for you, Mark. I have a long list. Which, which real quick, Steph, now that I'm going down this deep dive of your IG, I got to give you props because you both have traditional thirst traps where it's like,

damn, but then you have like swag thirst traps. Yes. Where you're not even doing anything, but wearing stylish-ass outfits. and I'm still like, damn. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I gotta give you props, girl. I'm not annoyed of, like, how photogenic you are. I'm like, that's the thing.

That's why I don't do deep dives on people, like, people like steps to Instagram, because I'm like, oh, go fuck yourself. Like, we get it. We take every good picture ever. And that was really nice. He really had me there until the end. I think, y'all, it takes 500 photos to get one decent one.

Now when you got that snatched ass waist and those nice old baggy pants and those sneakers that are good and that jaw line. and that hair line and then baby hair is laid. And do I need to keep going. Disgusting. No, I love the love, but I'm going to throw up from the compliments. Thank you so much. But enough, I'm obsessed with all of you.

Alex, truth are there. Truth. Okay. Tell the truth. All right, Alex. What's the grossest thing you do in private? Cool. Oh, boy.

I don't know. Grossest thing I do in private. Just say it, Alex. You're thinking too much already. I don't know. I'm trying to think of something I do. Do you say everything's poop? No, I was I definitely think it's poop.

Everything comes down through, poop. That's America's ass there, ladies and gents. Kate and I are going on a date to six flags very soon, and it's going to be, we can go sneaker shopping too, Kate. Oh my god, I just Okay, Kate, enough Jesus Christ Alex

Alex Oh, I guess I guess I poop way too much Is that because you go to Starbucks Three times a day? I don't know That's what else's face was going to do Wait, that is

fucking funny That's not gross, you have a good digestive system True Yeah, five times a day, baby Bye Oh Wait, what? Yeah.

No, I don't know. It's just my... It's just bragging now. Do you just make your protein shakes of metamuseal? Like, are you okay? Like, what's going on? I really don't know. I was thinking of getting checked out

because, I don't know, it's like weird. Alex, apparently it's weird. I have a question. Alex, are you pooping right now? No. That's why I have. my back crown. You can see my knees on camera.

Look how happy Marcus to be with Alex there. Where did Ben go? We just lost him. Where are you? I'm looking at him. I'm looking at him too. Oh my God. Sorry, Ben.

All right. I don't know what happened there. So great answer. I guess that's not the grossest thing, Alex. But it is, like you don't pee in the shower. Hey, Alex, on a scale from one to Ria Perlman, where are those five bowel movements? Thank you. Thank you.

Alice, that was. I don't even know what that means, but that's funny. From one to Ria Perlman. You know what I'm saying, Ria? Are they solid as a rock or what's the set? Yeah, yeah. Oh, then you're fine. Five normal.

Five normal. Five normal. This was a brag. for the record, five normal a day. That's why you know. Yeah, that was a flex. You turned my question into a flex. All right.

Thanks for your candor, Alex. I'll try to think of something else. I'll try to think of something else. No, we really don't need any more information. I mean, the way you said, I poop a lot was like, to be honest, if I can speak up on behalf of my client, as soon as he said, I poop a lot, that should have been the end of the question.

I did not approve of that many. follow-ups in truth or day. Nerdy bridge guy donated $20. Steph, where are you at with your My Hero Academia Watch? I think you would do for some great Nagyaya cosplay. All the nerds at Comic Con will

go into Mineta mode. Work at Queen. Peace sign. Please don't do Minita mode with Steph, but what cosplay did they say, Alex? Noggiore. N-E-J-I-R-E?

I just don't think it's safe for stuff to show up to the Comic-Con. I just don't, I don't think. Okay, that makes sense. We'll be together. Yeah, yeah, she would. She would do a good Najunay. I'm in season two of my hero. Like Camie better.

Obsessed. Who is Nigeria? It sounds like my sushi. She hasn't been introduced yet for you. Not, yeah. She's part of a group. called the big three. You'll learn about them soon.

For everyone who's angry about the comet stuff just made, she is Japanese. She's allowed to say it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's fine. Kate, Kate, I don't want you to worry about any of us. You've been to a Comic-Con.

You know that we all take care of each other when we're down in San Diego. My big concern at Comic-Con, do we have enough toilets for Alex? Because we're going to be doing a lot of water. Yeah, what happened to day convention? I guess you don't need that answer, answer, follow-up questions. Mark made it clear. you should have just kept it simple. I'll answer that.

I mean, I can hold it in. I have the ability, too. I can limit it. Unbelievable. I can limit, you know. Okay. Oh, we did reach our next goal, so, Mark, you are up. Truth or Dare.

All right. Whatever's more entertaining for anyone. Okay. Fielder's choice. I just, I want everyone to know. that if it comes to a dare, I have no special talents whatsoever. And if it comes to truth, I'm, I've tried to tell people this. Nobody wants to listen.

I'm the most boring individual that I've ever met. I got, I got the dare. I got the dare. Here's your dare. The dare is, next time they call you to be on ESPN, you say, I can't make it, but here's Winston-Marshal. He'll do the show for you. I have put your name in so much shit over the year.

I know. You're the best. You're literally the best. I'm very aware of this, including the fact that you were very chill about yesterday. I appreciate that moving is a bitch and made life very difficult. Something, this is funny. You brought this up, Winston. Mark, can you help another person move?

I did not assist Winston moving. I offered it, but he did not take me up on my offer. So now- I just told him to come drink course lights while I put stuff away. That's all I want from Mark. I don't hate doing that at all. You know what? After yesterday, if I can come over,

to your place and just drink Coors Light and watch y'all do whatever you do at your apartment, then we're even. They hold each other. They hold each other. That's true. That was, you guys. Other than comfort holding, I mean. Mark, you're hard to stick.

Oh, Mark missed that part. I just, I don't really laugh at the joke itself. I laugh at Kate's delivery is always perfect. Spot on. Spot on. I'd say something real quick. I know we have to get to Mark Stair, but I was actually having this thought about Ellis the other day. And now I'm hearing that he was on, okay.

I was actually just having this thought where I was like, God, what he does at Schmowdown? And like, like the way you announce, I was like, he should be a professional sports announcer. Yeah. Because like, but like you would be so different because you'd also be so funny. And I was like, how do we get him that job? And I think the truth is he'll, I think the truth, he's going to get self that job. Let's fan God. It's retiring. There you go, Alice.

You should take bars place. How's that's not what you do for a living, Alice? Is it Kenny? I think that Winston and Ben know this very well, that ESPN tried that with Dennis Miller, and it didn't really work as well as they wanted it to. But look, here's the honest. The honest truth is that I never, my mom always wanted me to do that sports center reality show dream job where, like, the winner became a sports center anchor because I was in college

when that happened. And I told her, and I was like, look, I love sports as a hobby. I don't want it to become a job because I don't want it to feel like a grind. Like I love it as my escape from everything else in life. But having said that, the dream has always been like I'm sitting court side at an NBA game and the announcer just can't announce that night. And so they're like, is there an announcer in that house? And then I just like, raise my hand.

Is there an announcer in the building, please? I'm very happy announcing my show. Because obviously if you're court side, you're so famous that you actually wouldn't need to announce it that. Games, courtside, or affordable. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Mark, I dare you to remove your socks with your teeth. Okay, it requires so much flexibility.

Holy shit. There's some hot girl shit dare right there. Here for this. Let me get my view a little better. Wait, hold on. My dares are fire. All right. I got to do something to full screen this real quick.

Give me one second. I'm so happier participating. You can. Full screen. Just so everybody knows, my socks are gross because they're black socks and I walked around the apartment all morning in them. And there's a lot of molly hair in the apartment. And so there's going to be some hair attached to the socks, but I'm still going to do it.

No judgment. All respect that you're going for it. Okay. Am I good to go? Am I full screen? I turn just Mark into a full screen. I don't think my, what is that flexible? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You just get one. Just get one. Okay, okay. That's all we need. My cup is filled with the rest of my life. The rest of my life. I need nothing. My mood just changed. Thank you, Steph. If you were in a bad mood today, I think there's no way you're, leaving this episode thinking not the same. You have to feel good about what we just saw here. That was history in the making.

And you're pretty flexible, Mark. Right? Yeah, it really became a trial because these are like those like thick, like hiking socks because I like my feet seat form. And so they like go all the way up to like half of your calf. And so that extra pull was really. I saw it. Yeah.

Yeah, it was a second effort. Ellis is one of those clean feet people. I'll tell you who's not. My feet are not. I got to, hold on, we got to left white people here. I got to ask a question. Do y'all really not wash your legs in the shower? I wash my legs.

Like you don't, you don't, like you just let the soap drip down. Do you actually lather your legs? Oh, no, I lather my legs. Winston, when you have calves as good as mine, and it's the only part of the body that you're proud of, that is the only part of my body I actually do wash in the shower, because that's the only one people care. about. I skip the face. I skip the pits. I go right to the calves and I'm done.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't believe me. I give him a good once over. I definitely wash my feet too. All right. I have heard that like there's a, I remember Dickie's old job. He, there was, there was, uh, there was, do white people really not use washcloths? No, that's a real question because a lot of y'all apparently don't. Some of y'all use, at least use lufas. Lufus. But a lot of y'all share the same bond. of soap. That's disgusting. That's nasty as hell. We have the puffs, the poofs.

Yeah, yeah, the loophers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. At least you got something, because it does, it does concern me, oh, my God. Did anybody see the comment that someone made that Malcolm put in the chat right now? Yes. I was saying. They asked if that's how Ellis removes his condom, too. to hope so. I'll tell you what,

if he's lucky, someone else removes it for him that way, you know what I'm saying? Nobody else is touching that. It's okay. I'm not going to anything else through that.

Like, look, let's be honest, if I use the condom of someone else, they've probably been through enough. So I'll take care of the rest from there. Oh my God. By the way,

Alex, thanks for stepping in as my lawyer during this line. Yeah, wow. You're like, Yeah, you're not protecting. He's really mad he took his camera time. Yeah. Well, in the meantime, before we get to our next truth or dare,

keep sending in stream labs, I believe we're 50 away from the next one. We've only touched on one story today, Alley, or two, actually, is there anything else? No, but I do. Yeah. What? I didn't get a...

That we've gotten to lately? Yeah, yeah. Real talk. Somebody in the chat. like why would I think this? I just want to tell you that I'm glad that y'all have to help debunk this because I literally have had 10 of my white friends be like, oh yeah, I just let the soap drip down. And I'm like, it's not washing your legs.

That's gross. Yeah, I like the lufa. I'll do the lufo. I grew up, I grew up in a family of washcloth users, but now I kind of moved on to lufa. Washcloths, I feel like just gets just as dirty. Yeah, washcloths, unless you're using a new washcloth every shower. hour. That is... Yeah.

I like the Louva, because I feel like I can clean it out. It feels like it gets aired out more than like a wash cloth. Like it dries easier. Yeah, whenever I use a Lifa, after I use it, I always say, Lou, fuck, yeah. I'm sorry. The picture behind it, Alex, right? Oh, my God. That has to be the cover of your next stand-up special, Mark.

That has to be. That's amazing. Yeah. That's a fan in his crimes. Yes. This is a good special. Look at these calves. Oh, man.

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The Mickey Mouse Club. Much easier. This ad brought you right, that's Mark's calf. Where is that from? You and Christian and Kenny at the Chicago Bar in La Jolla? Oh, right. And I was like, wow, that's just a picture of your calves.

That food was, I sent that to pretty much everyone I know from Chicago. That food was so unbelievable good. But I sent it to Kate first. I mean, also, though, look at that thing. that it's like it actually looks like honestly ben it looks like a cyst that needs to be removed i was gonna say that's what i was gonna say that's what kiley put in her lips and you know ben was just trying to make that very clear on that date and she didn't get it she didn't get it i'll tell you like i've never been able to get big calves like i used to be able to dunk in college like i was

like you could dunk and still all of a sudden is like can i come and come and come hold you been. I've been dunk in college and just like, and I just like never, never been able to get them like thick old calves. What's required for dunking height and what gives you the hops? Is it like loose Achilles? Is it? Ass, ass and calves. Yeah.

And form helps. There's like, there's people that are well over six feet. Oh, look two, 1922. been a while since I donated was supposed to be playing magic with friends now but then someone decided to fire rockets on my city say mark any suggestions for a new schmodeon magic card im taking requests was that allmog ohmog yes i hope you're safe omog yeah i mean too i love the magic the gathering card that was made for me i'm such a big fan of it it's great Are you? Yeah, a fan put it in the Schmowdown Facebook page. And I also like get it because I used to play magic because, you know, I'm that guy.

And I don't have it here. But yeah, it's great. And so and my magic card, I'm just, I'm thrilled with it. They chose the right picture. They chose, it wasn't a picture of my calf. Sorry, Kate. There was actually no reference to my calves. Oh, my company ability in there.

But Ben, I was, I was going to ask you, have you, have you as a fellow dunker briefly in college, Have you tried to jump recently? Well, my ankle's still fucked up, so not recently, but I used to, like, when I was playing at LA Fitness, I could like just reach the rim. Like if I took like, you know, if you did the, the, you know, like the 10 step, like, ugh. Yeah. When I was doing, when I was hooping right before the pandemic, I would jump. And I still feel the same, but like, I'm like halfway up the net. And I'm like, I don't remember being this dog.

Wait, you could also, wait, Mark, sorry, go back. Did you say you could also dunk in college? I could. I had tiny baby trump hands, and so I could easily dunk like a volleyball. Oh, did Mark freeze? He turned me on and turned me off in the same exact sentence.

I don't understand why he would do that. He's like, my kids playing with a light switch. And he's gone. He's gone. There he is. Oh, there you are. My headphones died, So my mic probably sounds bad right now, but.

Nothing back. Everyone is saying that you turned you on and off at the same time. I said you're like a light switch. You're like, I could dunk. I have baby trump hands. I was like, oh, stop playing with the light switch, Mark. Just leave the lights on. When you can't properly pommel the basketball to dunk it,

but I could get it over a couple times. Oh, my gosh. Well, we are 30 away from our next truth or dare. And if you want to see more content like Mark Ellis taking off his. We got a bunch of dares coming up because everybody went truth the first round. Actually, Steph didn't get anything yet. Steph, are you, are you immune today because you're the host? I'm kind of immune.

Wow. But if you guys at the end, when we get to 500, if you want to dare me to something, I'll do whatever. Cool. Is that fair? Yeah. That's fair. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. Hello. Hello. Hello. Alex, what's next? Let's get to some stream labs.

Yeah. That's cool we chew. Yep. All righty. First one from Adrian Bailey. Hi guys. Kate, you're looking good today. Ben, nice hat.

Winston, congratulations on your move. Alex, you're hilarious today, dude. Steph, good job hosting today. The Friends reunion episode dropped 30 minutes ago. It looks good. Thanks, team. Oh, it came out today? I guess so.

30 minutes ago, Winston. Go watch it. Are you all friends fans? Yeah. I was. I'm a big friends fan. Not at all. No, same.

You're in living color? I like in living color. You mean living single? No. In living color has nothing. Do what you want to. In living color. Well, right, but in living color is like S&L.

Living single is like friends. That's why I was like people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a living color fan. Me too. I love them both. Yes. Both of those were superior shows, on my opinion.

But I'm happy for all the friends fans out there that they're getting this reunion. It seems like that's what they've been wanting. Your girl, Roxie's down. Living Color was great. And a huge influence on the comedy of In Living Color was Paul Mooney, a great comedian who passed away. So we acknowledge the genius that was Paul Mooney. Somebody actually Shmovaed in before you got hairmarked that they had seen him And they had seen him live a bunch of years back.

And he was like one of the best things I'd ever seen live. I used to work. He used to come in so many nights at the comedy store. He was super nice. But he would go. He could go on stage a long time. And when you work in the cover booth, you're just like Mr. Mooney,

I just want to go home. But you can't like Paul Mooney. So he just sit there. But he was just, he was, there's not many comedic minds that are on a part with that that have ever existed. He, he told so much truth, man.

And, like, I mean, that was, that was the problem because he would hold church. That's essentially what it was, is that he would hold church, including my favorite line. I guess I don't really get to say it on here. I forgot. But everybody want to be an N-word, but nobody want to be an N-word. And just the idea of, like, everybody wants to, like, have our style and our culture and all that. But the minute it's time to actually, like, half the good deal with what black people deal with, they were like, no, I'm good. I'm just going to go back to whatever.

And, like, that's who he was. He would tell the truth on people. and it was so, he was so brilliant. Oh, man. Gonna be missed him a lot. RIP. RIP, indeed. Alex, where are we next in the stream laps?

I just refreshed, and we only have one left from the Yamagata 32. What up, guys? What up, Robert? Just had an interview this morning for a possible new job. Fingers crossed. Also, Mark and Ben, this bar is going to take the L, sorry. Also, Kate, take me with you to six flags. I'll drive.

Just don't bring the cocaine. No one no. No, I'm just kidding. We can't have anyone else come, unfortunately, because we have a really important date plan, Kate, me, and then now during nine of walks here coming. It's going to, we're going to, the world girls. I honestly was thinking the whirl girls,

we should call it the world girls giving, give being a child a whirl. And I'm your mommy, and I take you the six slags with me. Yeah. Or we just some sort of sexual fantasy for you. I was going to say that. No. But if you want to have midrifts on, that's fine.

No. No, I'm just saying, like, I was like, how can we spin this for a Whirlgirls episode for you? No, we'll film it somehow. We'll get something out of it. Or at least six flags of a whirl, roller coasters is a whirl. Yeah, because I'll tell you what.

I don't, when it comes to roller coasters, Mama doesn't play. Like you saw, I was like, Steph, here are the refillable drink bottles. You're going to come to my house at 10. We're going to get there at 10. What I didn't realize is you need to have reservations now. So that fell apart.

But I'm also like, all right, I'm going to tell you what we're going to do. You go to the hardest place first because that roller coaster does not. When it opens, that roller coaster doesn't have a line. And you get that one, like I've got that the whole. I'm not fun to be with. Why aren't Winston and I invited? You're invited. You're invited.

So you can go. I don't want to go without my friend Winston. Okay. Mark is no longer invited. I don't know how to help you here, Alice. You're invited or you're not invited, but it will be fun. How about Alex? You want to come with Alex?

Yeah. I feel like Alex is going to have to make a lot of pit stops that day. So I'm not sure that I'm looking after him. Well, Mark really just was like, I want to go with Winston. And if I don't get that, It's not good enough. It's fine. If I don't get a plus one,

I realize I'm the least important part of this mission, but I just figured if I had a plus one, it would be Winston A. Marshall. It'd be wham. You see that? He really does. He really does just put me up for everything. He really, really, I remember just realizing,

like, all, like, dates to places I don't want to go random, like, you know, like appearances on shows and shit. Mark Ellis is a real one. That's, that's the, he is truly a dog stepfather. Yeah. Can I ask something about that title dog stepfather? Did you understand? Yeah.

Did you understand that there's another man in Molly's life? Wait, there is? That's what I said. I thought he was the stepfather to Danny's dog. And it's dog stepfather is in reference to the fact that Molly has another daddy. I just thought that I, no, I. See, that's not how I necessarily took that. I took that as in, like, as a single mom, she got the dog.

Then they got together. And then because they were together, the stepdaddy came along. That's what I'm saying. So, like, so, well, no, but it doesn't mean that there was another man there. I was under the impetus that, like, maybe she, like, if you was a human and it wasn't a dog, it was like, I adopted this child. This is my child. And then here comes along, Mark.

And now all of a sudden he's stepdad because he wasn't there when the child first came along. But I go by the Brett Shibati. Sheridan rules. I go by the Brett Sheridan rules, which is the person you call your dad is your stepdad. That's your daddy. So to me, Molly, her daddy is Mark Ellis. Okay. Well, look, I do have some breaking news is that I am Molly's stepdad because Molly does have a dad and that dad is a beagle. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. That checks out. That checks out. That checks out. I thought you were going to like spill tea. give us information. We got so, too. You have to. Thanks for nothing.

I just, I love being the ocean. And Kate is just a struggling ship in the ocean. And I just get to Poseid into her however I want to. It's a lot of fun. It's fun. All right. We're 30 away from our next truth or dare. So keep sending in your stream labs.

Every $50 we do with Truth or Dare. There's a lot more on my list that we can get to. And you guys can play along by answering some of the questions that I'm asking or doing the dares with us. If you were like inspired by Mark and you want to see if you can bite off your socks with your mouth, give it a world. Send us a pick. You want to say you can write your own condom off guys.

Do you. Yeah. I mean, simple stuff today. Tell us how that goes. We don't need to send picks of the condom trick. But if we get to that $30, if we get the next $30, I just got a text from someone and I'll reveal who texted me this. What they texted me

is, I can be your secondary black friend to six flags. So who do you think? Nerddy bridge guy donated $30. Cape, were you still around Chicago when the raging bull opened? I first rode that and the giant drop

when I was eight and loved roller coasters ever since. The Hades wooden coaster up in Wisconsin Dells is another of my favorites. Kiwi Rocha donated 20 on today's episode of the world girls the girls give kater world sounds like an erotic after-school special you bet you're gonna go and i are actually going on a date like i'm not she's not cheating on her husband but she's like the step before cheating with me on that day yeah yeah but also he's like also can i watch you cheat in this way

that's what i was gonna say i was like if he's the one out here being like i laid out uh rose pedal and here's some lotion and some loops. Like, lately he has, I'm down. What'd you say? Doesn't Dickie have like a guitar? If he like play some music, I'm down. Listen, he'll play some music for you. He'll probably at some point be like,

wait, where is Kate? Oh, it doesn't matter. Now I got stuff to myself. He'll be strumming, that's for sure. Stroman and on it. Yes. Raging Bull at the Six Flags Great America in Gurney, Illinois is the greatest ride ever.

One summer, it was a summer. a tough. I used to work at Northwestern in the summers teaching at a theater institute. It was a horrible year. I had to go pick up the woman's, the woman who ran the program. I had to go pick up her daughter because her

grandmother was dying. So I had to drive to Wisconsin to a camp to get it. And I said, we're having a bad day to my friend Sam. That was a myth of me. I'm like, let's go. I bought us tickets to go into Great America. On the way to go pick up the daughter from camp. We went on just raging bull.

left the park. It was like truly the greatest thing ever. Okay. I have to ask a follow-up. Did you get the girl to her grandma before she died? Yeah, for sure. I was going to say, I don't believe that last part. What if you go up and they're like, Grammy passed 20 minutes ago. If you only had got here 20 minutes ago. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm sorry, I told the story wrong. We had dropped her back off at the camp after her grandmother had died. And it was, on our way back. We were late to get back to the dorm. But that being said, I will tell you,

there was a story. There was a woman that used to work in the office. This was when I was younger at this program. And Winston, I want you to take no offense to this, but this was this woman. She was an older black woman. And she said to me, she's like, okay, I need you to find Ryan Kirby, Ryan Kirby, Grandma die. And I was like, okay, I got to find Ryan Kirby, because Ryan Kirby, Grandma died. Okay, Ryan Kirby, Grandma die. Okay. Ryan Kirby, Grandma die. So I go and I pull Ryan out of class and I'm like, I'm so sorry. To be the one to tell you this, but we're going to get you home to Boston. Your grandma has died.

And he, and then I like, so I like bring him back to his dorm room. And I'm waiting outside the dorm room for him to pack so I can get him to the airport. And he comes out and he said, she didn't die. And I said, what? He's like, no, she's dying. And I was like, so you're going to get to. So he got on the, so I told him his grandma died. But what Sylvia had said to me was Ron Kirby, Grandma, done.

Dine. Dine. Dying. I told you. I told you. I told you. Our continents run together. That's why y'all were out here thinking I said, comfort holes.

I definitely said hold, but the continent just kind of just, yeah. In that case, though, I brought his grandmother back to life. He thought he had processed her death. He got to get on a plane, get off a plane in Boston, say goodbye to her. I brought her back. It was a wife-finger for the day of that little kid. You brought him down to bring him back up. A beautiful story.

Kay, thanks for sure. Did we hit the next goal? No, we didn't. We're 20 away, y'all. Get those streamlines. I've got a quick truth for Ben. Ben, when you went away, did you go Marzonia for a bit? Yeah, oh, yeah, I had to take it my morning.

You see that size of that fucking coffee? Absolutely had to go shit. Oh, you had to go, shit. How was it? It was pretty great. great. I think I'm not okay. Yeah.

Well, I think I thought I was only doing intergictum today, so I didn't have time. So I was like, ah, your boys got to go. Oh, we did hit another one at 300. Okay, keep sending in Streamlabs as we do this, but Winston, you're up again. All right. I'm out there this time.

Let's go. Oh, okay. You had one specifically for me, don't you? Because that look on your face is mischievous as fuck. I'm like so, I don't know which one I want to give to you, Wait, Steph, what are you referring to? So you have like a cheat sheet of like dares that you found or that you came up with? Or that I create or curated and I found some.

Wow. Yeah, this is real. A lot of crap. Why a lot of people you need to send in stream labs because these are fucking fire, not to two-mind-in-home-off. Kiwi Rokia donated $20. So Kate and her man are the older couple and Steph is the unicorn, but Kate somehow set it all up so, Steph thinks she sought out Kate and her man is a reluctant spectator. I think I saw this movie on late night showtime or cinemax in the 90s.

I'll tell you right now how this threesome is going to go. This is going to be, Steph's going to come over to Kate's place and they're going to hang out and they're going to say, hey, Dickie, we're going in the bedroom and Dickie's going to be playing video games and he's just going to say, all right, y'all have fun, whatever. He's just, he's not even going to pay attention. You are underestimating that Dickie has not seen a real woman in over a year. You are the most real woman. I'll tell you what, too of a fault.

So I can get down on one knee and be like, let's fucking do this. I've got you for the rest of your life. You hot ass, funny as ho. But your self-deprecating humor is kind of used to times, but always wrong. Was my dare to hold my reaction in while you said something? so hot? What the fuck? Shit. Who said something hot?

Kate, God damn. I got way more for Kate. Trust me on that. I'll text her after this. Y'all. Yoss. Okay, I need you to grab a pillow and talk to, like pillow talk it, like it's your crush.

Ooh. I'll bear a bag. In the meantime, do you want to guess who the text was from? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. They, okay, start with Ben, and then we'll go to Steph and Kate and Alex. Okay, read the text again. Okay, so the text simply said, I can be your secondary black friend to six flags. Six flags.

I'm going to say Chance Ellison. Okay. Okay, we got one vote for Chance, one vote for Dwayne, Steph. I was going to say. Can you skip me? I'll be right, but I need to think. Steph's going to pass. We go to Kate. Okay, by the way. Kate, you need to tell Steph's granddaughter that Steph passed.

Yeah. That's you dare. Wait, who watched the show? So we have one vote for chance. Does it happen? I think it's also possible as a white person just saying they'll be black for that day. I would love to out whatever white person texting me. Okay, voted for Jay. Alex, who's your vote for?

Yeah, it's not Christian. Dwayne, probably. Okay, two votes for Dwayne, and now, Sabra. This person I just randomly saw at the theaters, and he was, like, the greatest energy ever. It's Dorian. These are all great guesses, and they are all woefully inaccurate,

but it's a nice flex as to how many black friends I have. Wow. So minty. David Moore is going to be my plus one to six flags. David effing more. Oh, nice. Yo, homie can fucking sing. Yo, David got some pipes.

He fucking killed it on Monday. Yeah, he can sing. He can come. Okay. Yeah. We would need a bigger car, though. Does anyone have more than a... Oh, I.

Um, no. Not think that I have a minivan? Hello. David and I are, are going separate. We don't necessarily, we're just going to kind of pop in and pop out. We're going to Irish goodbye at some point during.

We're not doing this. You want the invite and now you're telling us you're going to half us. You're going to adjust the, right? No. Well, I just, I don't know what you guys are going to give a whirl afterwards. And,

and David is like 14 years old. So he's got to be home. at some point. And I don't know what y'all are doing that night, but you can get into trouble around Six Flags after dark. So I don't want to date. You know what we're doing that night is

six flags. Okay? You think we're not shutting that place down? I will twist it Colossus until I can't. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Winston, you're up. So what am I doing? I'm pillow talking the pillow?

Yeah. Am I pillow talking a particular thing. I'm just, I'm just, is this, is this pre-coitus, post-coitus? Is this just, we just lay in there? Get that pillow to S. Yowdy. It's your choice. It's a comfort hold. Comfort hold.

Okay. No, we, uh, you don't just have to, like, hold it, you know? I mean, we can, uh, we can, uh, do more than, uh, just kind of leave our hands there. You know what I'm saying? Hey, yo, wait a minute. Okay. Well, yeah. Hold on.

me my pants off. Hold on. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. Yo, yo, get the, yeah, get that fun move. Yeah, yeah, get that fun move. Oh. What is the fun loom? Oh, oh, it's this, is this stuff that, like,

uh, it like, it fucking gets the blood circulating, like a motherfucker and everything is just instantly more intense. What? Is it crazy, boo? Just be honest. No, no, no, hell no. They just stuck there all day. No, no, no, no.

No, but it's like, it's some stuff, it's some stuff that, like, I guess, for whatever reason, it gives a sensation of, like, heat, but it just gets blood circulating happening in the areas. So it just makes everything feel more like, whoa. You know what else does that as a mouth? She came with the wrist today. You're so right. That is just, ladies and gentlemen, Kate Mulligan working frontier medicine in the bedroom.

Oh, I have an amendment to Six Flags, by the way. So I'm cutting David Moore and I'm inviting Winston's pillow to six flags with me. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, David Moore's pillow is going to text you now. I'll be your secondary coming. Excellent job, Winston. Thank you for your performance.

We are about 50 away from our next truth or dare, so get those in because we're only here for like 10 more minutes, so let's get a lot of those in before we get out of here. Alex, any more stream labs? Yeah, Adrian Bailey says, hi again, I'm at the trailer, not the episode. Sorry for the confusion, guys.

Talk about the friends. Hey, Mark, nice work with the MTS. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Yeah, nice work with the MTS. Yeah. They work with me, and that's very nice of them. You know, speaking of the MTS, on Friday, we got a paper review coming in hot.

We got Mara Knotepikinowski in their third time in the Intergeekum title match, and it'll be their third time facing off. So get your tickets at the Shmodon Live.com. That'll be Friday, May 21st at 5 p.m. The undercard will be Marisol McKee versus Janine, the machines in a single match. It's going to be crazy. I don't know who I think Marisol and Janine.

I don't know who will win that. Can they tie, Mark? Can you just let them tie? Please. I love them both. I'll do everything I can, but I think I'm just thinking about my schedule that Friday. I think I'm going to have to go hair slick back. I don't think I'm going to have time to like do anything else.

I think I'm just going straight. Gordon Gecko, Pat Riley, slicking it right back. Wait. Wait, are we about to witness history, though? Is this the first time that we've had two black women go head-to-head in a schmodown match? In a pay-per-view, yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's pretty exciting to have three females on the bill on a pay-per-view,

and to have them be such great competitors is just, it's so great for the league. And I'm happy for them. They're great people. No, no, I get that. I'm just very excited for, like, across the board, it's going to be phenomenal. But the idea that I'm literally just going to sit in the chat, just talking screaming Black Girl Magic for a solid hour. Like, just spamming the fucking chat.

Marisol, Marisol is a woman of color. I didn't realize, is she, is she black? That's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what Shannon told me, because she was like, I don't know why y'all didn't ask Marisol to do the black exhibition. I was like, I didn't know Marisol was black, but like, I found, I found that out that apparently she is. I love that. Cool. Yeah.

She can come to six flags with Mark. They both get the invite. That would be amazing if it was Marisol, by the way. Oh, my God, dude, Tex and Mark. Yeah. That's amazing. I'll tell you what. She's invited.

I just want to listen to her talk all day long. She got that bedroom voice. Alex, what's in that down? Kate is a different. person. I am concerned is, is, I know you got the babies and like you're doing the school stuff. Do we need, do we need to like, do you want me to come watch the kids so you and Nikki can go, can go like comfort hold for a little bit or something? There is nothing I want less.

They're honest to God, nothing. I would have been locked inside a home with one human and two children. for well over 14 months. You think that what I want is a lone time with him? I'm so confused. Oh, sir, that I am. My cup is filled. Oh, my God.

That's why we're doing six flags. No, but I'll tell you what, we had an agreement. This is how it works when you're a parent in the pandemic. We had an agreement that when we were both fully vaccinated, which was yesterday for us. That was our two-week wait. We were going to give each other a weekend by ourselves. So starting on Friday, he is going away for three days.

With the kiddos? No, no, no. He gets his own. Oh, oh, I thought he was leaving you alone so you can. I'll do that eventually. You're next. He's going to. I was going to do it last weekend.

The problem was that it was a shitty weekend. and I want to go to a hotel and just, like, be on a beach. So I couldn't do that. I will come as your Cabana boy and just bring you drinks while you just sit on the beach. How about that? I'll ban you and feed you grapes. Yeah, are we invited to the Mulligan vacation? Just comfort hold you.

I love how you're using two hands, like, fully extended. I see those great sweatpants. Like, Jesus Christ. Listen, everybody's invited except for Dicky and my children. You're a champion. All the parents right now, I don't know how you did it, but y'all deserve a definite weekend. The real champions of this. Shout out to Sandy, my male lady, who was the greatest, she's a mom to four and brought me goddamn male every single day while her 18-year-old daughter basically raised her.

three children for a year. Yeah. Tell me about it, Kate. I am the stepfather of a dog. And as a parent, you know, I can tell you, it was just such a trying year. And people don't have kids just don't understand what you and I went through. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad you shared because that must have been a really hard time remark. Oh, Steph, I mean, I'd write a book, but I'd have to write sequels. It's just such a big story to tell. And so many people would resonate with that story. Thanks for sharing just that little bit, though. Alex, where are we on streamlats? We got one from Almog saying, Winston, you and Ben also have cards. I made over 130 so far. Check the Facebook album page.

There's no. What cards? A magic. They made, Almag Dove made you a magic card. Wait, what? Ever. I need to get off the Facebook group. I, it keeps, I put a, I, I turned off all notifications to social media, which has been probably the healthiest thing that I've done. I did that after, God, there was the documentary. I want to say it was on Netflix. The social dilemma.

Yeah. And that was the big thing at the end of it. They were like, just turn off notifications. If you can't get rid of, if you can't get rid of social media, turn off notifications. And it's been the greatest thing that's ever happened, except for when people start yelling at me like, why didn't you respond to my name,

m'nam, me? And I'm like, if you needed me, then text me, but otherwise, like, this has been so good for my mental health. Yeah, I've always had my notifications off. I don't, like, I don't care about responding to people's messages and any sort of timely matter on Instagram.

It's too much stress. But the one thing that I will do, I, like, know I get excited about is when you load the page again and you see the loading. You know what I mean? Like, that is so messed up that they do that to,

That dog's very good. Really good. All right, Alex, where are we now? I could Dunkin College donated $50. Mark seems like he plays the role of the patient fun uncle for his family, but also for his friends more often than he would like. Likes get another dare, please. James Wheeler donated $20. Speaking of being fully vaccinated, that is me today.

You and me, James. Way to go. Oh my gosh. I hope you have a hot boy girl somewhere, whatever you're doing. I hope it's fun. Okay, dare. Kate, are you up? I'm up.

Wow. I think we have two people up, right? Okay, yeah. And then at 500, remember, they get to dare me to do anything. So let's keep getting in those stream. Or truth, you have to dare anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Truth or dare me.

Oh, whatever you want. Okay. Kate, oh, do you have? Do you have eyeliner around? Yeah, I can go guess some. Okay, because I heard that if you draw it on your tooth, it looks like it's blacked out. Okay. Can you do that for the remainder of the show?

Nice. This feels like, this is the nicest there of my life. I'll be right back. I'll actually just knock one of my teeth out. They're all rotting out of my head. Can you actually like break your mouth? Okay, okay. Hell yeah.

and then now we have another I believe Ben is up now for a dare. Yes, I'm up for a dare. Hell yes. Okay, let's see what is good for Ben. Ben, once again, looking like the wheelman in a heist. He's like in the van. He's tracking where the feds are. He's changing the traffic lights so we can make our escape from the bank. I like living in LA, but I wish we had more zip-up

hoodie weather because like this is just my ghost. it's my comfort. Yeah, yeah, you're a good zip-up. I belong in Green Street Hooligans or something. Where am I looking on the thing? You can tag me in it, whoever said that they made the magic card

because I'm here, but I don't see it. I'll put it in right here, once I'll put it in the chat for you guys. Okay, Ben, this is actually inspired by Mark Ellis. I need you to take a shot of something not considered a beverage from your fridge.

Take a shot. something not would it like so it's not so if there's like hot sauce in there what cake gets to put on eyeliner for four minutes i got to take a shot of what this is a fucking take a shot of what take a shot of what anything it could be pickle juice oh Winston is getting in on the act too there's you know me mark we are down to kate we're down to Winston we're down to Ben and so now Steph and I get to plan our adventure to six flags and everybody

can you stop playing with us or are you actually thinking about coming or was this all a bit? I've actually never been to six flags. Oh my goodness. Please make this your slowdown to nine characters.

Are you guys even talking about? Wow! Oh my God. You guys still think my hair looks good? Yeah, yeah. I think if you walk down the street, Dix will just be thrown at you because you

It's called the path of least resistance, you know what I'm saying? Kate, what you need to do is when you go on your, when you go on your solo day to the beach at the hotel and all that, you need to go like that. And I guarantee you're going to get all the ass while you're at said hotel on the beach. And I don't want to do it. Kate, to ask you a question. Uh-huh.

What is your policy on taking newborn babies out to the bar with you when you go drinking? I have a zero tolerance policy for that. If you've got a newborn baby, you should do what I do, which is just cry and question your life in the privacy of your own home while you eat a sandwich over a sink and weep. True or false, Dukes of Hazard is your favorite show of all time. True. that you are false in the way you are trying to pigeonhole me, sir.

But you're right, I do love it. I do love it. How much gasoline have you hoarded over the last few days? Oh, my God. You don't need to hoard the gasoline if you got all the toy the paper left over from the first time around this sun. You know what I'm saying? All right. We are taking a shot of applesauce.

Okay. That's fair. Well, it's funny you mentioned that. I'm taking a shot of this Appletum Jamaica and rum special. Give it. What was Ben's dare? Oh, Ben's dare was that he had to take a shot of something from his fridge that's not, like, a drink. Ooh.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't understand. Well, fuck that. I'm taking a shot of the Appleton. No, you take the shot because you're a team player and we fucking love you, Winston. Hell yeah. How's it going? Ben, you got your nutrients in for the day with that there?

Serving a fruit, right? That's why you were like, oh, Kate got to draw on our teeth, and then you come back with applesau. Like you're a kindergartner. Hey, you know what? Who pulls, baby? Big brain moves over here,

trying to get me to do mustard and shit. You're right, you're right. You're playing chess while Kate's playing checkers with her teeth. Also, I just got a pick of my brother-in-law. He was deployed, and he just got home, and he's holding my niece right now, holding his daughter for the first time. Yay.

Those videos make me cry on site. I'm very glad it's a picture, because if it was a video, I would for sure be crying right now. Hey, Ben, Ben, make sure you let him know that you're a hero too, because you just did a shot of applesauce for your job. Yay, guys, I know we're all celebrating that this Navy pilot, who's total badass, gets up meet his daughter. But don't forget, I'm taking shots of applesauce, and my manager looks like a crack whore on fucking in and on the internet right now. We are almost getting out of Cove, but we are 75 away from me getting dared. Yes, Kate. Yeah, we are 75 away from you getting there.

Yeah. Or truth. You know, all I want to ask you is who is the gentleman on this panel? Are you going to suck and fuck first? The way you said that with your sucking fuck. Suck and fuck. He's right. First, like, suck and fuck.

Okay, these magic cards are amazing. From a million dollar baby. Oh my God, yes. God, Kate, with the gum. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Okay, so, yeah, we're only, yeah, 75 away before we get out of here, if you guys want to get it in so I get dared.

But, Alex, is there any more stream labs? There were no more stream labs, no more. All right. Well, then I think we'll head out it here Unless you guys want to see another truth Or dare in the next few minutes But what, Kate? I just really wanted us to get another 75

So we could get you back. Oh, yeah. I know it's the people's choice. I know it's the people's choice. That's fine. Yo, I love my magic card, but Aces is by far my favorite. Ace, whenever a creature enters the battlefield

Under an opponent's control and that creature has greater power than Ace, Ace's power becomes that creature's power. That's fucking genius. That's that city in this bitch. Let's go. Wait, what's your power? Mine is, at the beginning of combat,

you put a support one so you bump up their power, and if they have one of those, they get flying and Lifelink, which essentially just means I'm just out here making all my players just be badasses. I fucking love it. You're like a manager. That's cool.

What's good, too? Mine is? Yeah. I got one? Yeah. Did I know? What is it? I don't have anything.

It's another target creature that she controls, gains protection from whatever. So essentially the idea is that no matter who she's playing, Kate automatically makes her players better. They become immune to anybody that they're playing. I got to tell you, that is right on the money. And there's also, there's also search your library for a call to a card named Kate's Fanny Pack and reveal it. And the Kate's Fannie Pack is whatever a non-feature coach comes to your control. That was really funny. I like that one a lot.

I remember this. Allmark showed me that. That's true. Mark, what's your power? When I come into the game, I have a bunch of plus one, plus one counters that I can give to any creature. And as long as I've given away all my counters,

then I am indestructible and cannot be sacrificed. Wow. So this is, this is Mark, just giving it plus ones to six flags is what this is. We just saw it happen in real life. Pretty much. Yeah. I'm living a much better life in the realm of Dominia, where they compete in magic.

Amazing. So I didn't get a card, is what happened? It's not yet. The next series. It's the booster pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't make the cut. The DLC.

Okay. Got you, got you. Well, I have to say, Kate and Mark, there's a tie for MVP of this episode because you really, really went for it. Ben with the applesauce was well played, but also Ben. And then Winston, you were the miscongeniality of today. So congratulations. Most personality, you were a team player. It's absolutely wonderful.

Oh, Malcolm, I haven't heard your voice in a while. Are you okay? Okay. Okay, good. I'm doing well. Just checking. Malcolm, you want a there? Did you all see the fourth round Roca card?

Holy shit. No, no one saw what happened. Oh, I get that joke. I understand that because that's because Roka said he was made by being the fourth round. Oh, I love that. That's your good. Oh, my God. I love you so much.

It hurts. I'm just trying to see if we can just push it over the edge, make me MVP right before the show ends. Just trying to see if I could add down Ellis. Sorry, Winston. I think, yeah, you just got MVP. Well, no, I said you were MVP tied with Mark, but I guess you're beating him right now.

Sorry, Mark. Your second place. I only came in for the last hour. That's what I got. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Well, thank you all so much for playing Truth or Dare with us. Thank you, Winston, Marshall, Kate Mulligan, Mark Ellis, Ben Goddard,

Alex Marzonia and the Wizard of Oz, Malcolm for being here today. I hope you guys have a great rest of your day. Do something that makes you laugh. or flag on your team.