The Kristian Harloff Show - Gary Busey involved in a hit and run and speaks gibberish while confronted! | Big Thing

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Join the website here! http://www.thekristianharloff.com Yup it is one of those shows. Gary Busey was in a car accident and then bolted when confronted. He said things and then drove away again. We watch the vid. Aaron Rodgers saw a UFO. Roxy had a weird bus story. We watch videos and react. That is it. That is this show. Prove that you want more of these.Haha. #viral #viralvideo #garybusey #car #funny 

Yep, you read it right. Our main topic today is Gary Busey is in a hit and run. Why? Because that's how much I like Roxy Stryor. Look, we all know that everyone who's been involved in this show and is on this show supports the two strikes going on. But as I've mentioned, and I talked about with Roken and Mer and other people, I think that SAG should be more clear with influencers to let them know they can talk about things because it is affecting a lot of people as far as their their work goes outside of this too again nothing to do with what they're

fighting for i think all the writers all the actors should get exactly what and they will because the studios are being greedy turds and they're going to why they're in the they're in the wrong studios are in the wrong and they're going to wind up um having they lost the war already it's over it is so once that once they're finally able to admit that they're they lost they're going to sit down at the table and the writers and the actors are going to get what they deserve that being said i also think that there are people who are supporting them and rightfully so who are not able to kind of make a living also whether it's talking about things and doing other things and today we're going to do an episode for rocks because she's here and she can't

she is she doesn't want to talk about certain things so we're not going to talk about today and i want to go on the show and brett's here too so this is going to be a complete goofy episode where we're reacting to things and we're watching things on videos and talking about god knows what so it's not a typical news story day so if you clicked on for the gary bucci story then you did the right thing because that's the kind of episode you're going to get and we're going to watch it right away it's me and it's brett and it's roxy and if you haven't been here before that's not what i wanted to show you at all so there we go perfect look there i am let me do that again right what wait wait wait Blah blabblah blab blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Perfect. Perfect. All right. So let me get back to this. There it is. Wonderful. Not even what I was looking for in the first place. I was going to say we've hit 91,000. Yep. And now we're on the road to 100. And we're almost there. But we need you guys to help us. So do it. Great. Let's get to it. It's Roxy. It's Brett. It's me. It's you. It's your dog. It's your cat.

It's your lizard. It's everybody in between, upside down, out the ears. Let's go. What's going on, everybody? Welcome back. Big thing. Roxinator. Going on weddings and whatnot.

Yeah. I got married. Congratulations. Thanks. You went to. I saw it. Brother's still not following me on Twitter. I forgot to say something.

You always say that. No, I really did. We can call them on the show. Call them right now. We should. Wait, I just need you to acknowledge something for a second, though. If it's upside down and out the ass, so your ass is up and then it's like a sprinkler. Yeah, Brad, tell us what.

Yeah, no, that's the Hershey squirts when you're upside down and out the ass. And you're just, yeah, just shove it. It's like, because you're- Hey, Roxy. Roxie-Stryor. Yeah. I'm back. I'm back, baby.

You back. Hell yeah. Brett, you want to tell her what we're up to last week? Oh. What did you? Tell her, tell her, tell her, Brad. This, this, this, uh, don't call it a squirrel either. That's right.

Now you're learning. Big balls is a chick monk. I will come and, got a dirty mind. Oh, yeah, I'll look your ass. When it's upside down? Oh, yeah. It depends. Oh.

It depends on who's looking. Right, Brett? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you tell your mom about me? Oh, yeah, mom. That was her favorite part of the show. Oh, yeah?

Was the chipmunt talking about it. She hated it. I'm in a quiet taste, if you know what I mean, right, Roxy? That's a fun on words. Huh? A fun on words. Who did I hear using that voice the other day? And I was like, I've got a sentence to Christian and then I didn't.

It was some celebrity. What? No, he was still here. Oh. Anyway, the rascal bastard. And he didn't leave. I know. So, okay, this is, first of all, to the audience.

Go ahead. To the people at home. To the people at home. I, like, need you guys desperately to like this video and then watch it on repeat so that it does well so that we can continue talking about nonsense for the next several weeks because I do. I'm making it very difficult, not on purpose, but because of whatever's happening. And I think these nonsense shows are fun. So if you think they're fun, comment. This has nothing to do with it.

Yeah, but no, it does. No, no. Like, you know, the like and the like stuff? Absolutely. And commenting. Yes. Yeah. Let me tell you something.

That if we could just do Thursday shows where we're just talking nonsense and just whatever it is, and that could be this show. I know, but they have to perform. That's the problem. That's why I'm going to have them, like, comment, watch on repeat. Because the audience, the audience does what they, you know, fair enough. Like they look at things. It's like, okay, when Asoka's on, people are going to click on that Asoka title.

If there's something big in the news, they're going to check it out. But it's certainly, like, I am very curious on how the Gary Busey titles, I feel. like this episode is going to do 6,000 views? No. You think it'll do higher? Prove them wrong. I hope. Prove them all wrong. I obviously want to be wrong. And I do have a batchet story for you guys today too. Should we start with Gary Busey? Should we start with Gary first?

Yeah, because I want to know, Brett and I don't even know what happened. No, okay. Well, we're going to talk about your friend Gary. Well, it's interesting to say the least. Here, here we go. Did you go to Burning Man? Is that what Maybe. Oh my God, the Burning Man. Stop. I don't even know that. We could talk about that. Burning of stuff?

I saw it is trending. Oh, that's terrible. Let's see. First of all, I'm going to take the, I got to take this filter off, even though you're going to hear the air conditioner back. I don't care. Sorry, guys. Bothering you? Well, it's the, the reason I have to put it on is because it's just been so loud.

Like, you can tell people, like, oh, it sounds like wind blowing. And I'm like, yeah, but it's really hot out here, guys. So you're going to hear it in the background. Why are you taking it off? Because I don't know if you're going to be able to hear Gary. Oh. It'll cut, yeah, it cuts out. I think it'll cut them out.

You got to listen to Gary. All right, so here's the video. And this is, to say it's incredible is not giving it enough credit. Here, this is it. This is Gary Busey with a woman driving down the highway. Information. Sir! You hit my car!

The fist he went. It doesn't matter. That's not how this works. You hit my car. You have scuffs all over your car. I want your, I want the number. the information. Sir, you hit my car. Oh my car.

Oh my car. No, you rear-ended me. You hit my car. You can't hit someone and then leave. No, that's not okay. Oh my god. You hit my car. Oh, music.

You don't get to just leave hitting someone. Dude. What? What is he doing? What the fuck? You can't hit someone and then just leave. I'm private. She got him to pull over, which is the craziest part.

First of all, what is he driving? Second of all, did she know it was Gary Busey? I thought it was a shitbox, but it's a Volvo. It looked like a decent, I mean, at first I was like, oh, is he like an accord or something like that? No offense to all the accord drivers. She had no idea who he was. That was crazy.

It was the best. And he pumps the music. He pumps the music. the first thing when he first takes off. I'm private. What's on private? I'm private is amazing. Is that a thing that can work?

Is I'm private? Yeah, I don't like, you don't have to give your information. You don't have to do anything. Hey, can you turn your homework next week? What was the first thing he said? Can you do it one more time? You want to see it again? There's one thing that he said at the beginning that was like, what did you just say?

Let's see. Before I'm private. Before I'm private. When he pulls over, when she pulls over. No, no, beginning. I hear this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, alone.

You be wiped out. What was that? What do you say? Pipe down? You piped down? I don't know what he says. I'm hearing like give me my count? You wiped out. Oh.

You wiped out, he said. What's you wiped out? I don't know. It doesn't matter. You be wiped out. It doesn't matter. That's not how this. We wiped out.

We wiped out maybe. I don't know. Whatever it is. It doesn't matter. It's not how this works. Yeah. What's not how it works. What did he even?

Absolutely. Amazing. Like you would think, too. Is he of money issues? I mean, I don't know. I haven't talked to him. I don't know if he knows. You can talk to your buddy, Gary?

I'm going to tell you that being on, like I've told this story before, and I'll tell it again, I had meetings with Gary Busey, two of them, the first one, because I was asked to potentially host a podcast with him. Right. And I sat on. This wasn't that long ago. No, a year and a half ago, two years ago. Wow. And it was the hottest.

day of existence. I can't even, on a rooftop in Beverly Hills, really, really hot. His rooftop? No. The person who set up the meeting. And it was in Beverly Hills, and he, and he was, and I went for a lot of different reasons. One, because I thought

it could be, this could be fantastic. Oh, yeah. This could be a really funny show. Comedy gold. A hundred percent. Because I said to myself, the question is, how much, because a lot of times, you see people who have like a schick and you're like, that's kind of Gary Busey's brand is to be an absolute lunatic. So the question is how much of it is legit and how much of is an act?

And I'm saying, okay, maybe going into it, I'm thinking maybe like 40% of his is an act and 60 is real or maybe 60 is an act and 40 is real. 99.9% legit he is on Mars. Wackadoodle. I mean, on Mars. I mean, I will not take a second minute back. It was about three and a half hours with both meetings combined. What happened? Oh, my God.

The first meeting, Roxy, was like he was big up in me. And I told you, like, I think I've had this conversation before. I know Josh Robert Thompson, but this is how it went. He can't hear worth a damn. But so I'm, all right. So, Roxy Shrier, you're sitting with Gary Busey. And now, Roxy, will you please tell Gary? what do you think would be good about you and him hosting a podcast?

Yeah, I think we would make a great team. What? What? No, no, we would make a great team. A great, what? What? I think that you and I together. There is, you and I, I do not know you at the moment.

You are certainly producing yourself to me at this particular telephone time. What is it about? What is your name? I'm Roxy. What? Right, my name is Roxy. What? This happened a thousand.

thousand times. He just didn't understand anything? He just kept saying that, and then he would do something else. Like, here's another one. All right, Roxy, so can you explain to Mr. Busey? Why you think that you'd be the right person to host this, or to produce this show? Yeah, I think that I can produce the show because I'm really familiar with your work. Familiar F.

Fortifying a meticulous, ramification, I love. And he's just going to go through him. Do you know what this is abuseism? And he would write, and he was plugging his book as if he was on TV. And then he had this whole thing where he would, this is my favorite part. And I would never change a second on how it happened. He has his book, Abuseisms. And he has them out, and there's an entire team.

There's someone on the right, someone on the left. A few other people on the side, he's got his books. He's like, in the middle of me talking about it. And I was brought in there by these people who were fantastic. And they're like, they wanted to, this is someone who's produced shows. He's done stuff. So just in the middle of me. my presentation. Gary goes, well,

is it my book? Abuseism. Here's one for you. You. Here's one for you. You. He holds it up to me and goes, puts it on the side. Wow. You don't get a book. I didn't earn it yet. Right. So like, and it goes

on. Are you laughing during this? In my head. In my head. How do you even keep it together? I'm howling inside my head. And remember, I really didn't talk about it for at least a year because I asked the person who said it up if I could talk about it. Like, Not yet. But I think we're far enough to the point where we could definitely talk about it.

Well, he didn't do anything bad. It's not like you're outing him. He was just, he's just on another planet. But he's like, so as I left, I said, I can't. I just can't. Yeah. There's no way. It was you who said, no.

Yeah, I called them back. I said, thank you for considering me, but I can't. And then the other guy who was involved who was dealing with Gary, he's like, Gary really likes you. And he wants to make this work. And I'm like, he likes me. He didn't give me a book. I'm like, I didn't read it that way. And he's like, no, no, he just, he realized he came off a little.

He was, he was kind of like peacocking a little bit. He knows it. And he wants to talk to you about it. So he'd get there. So you go back. I did a second meeting. And my favorite is then he starts going, like, I was, my idea was that I would essentially do where he would be leading, guests would be there.

And I'd sit here. And if they got too off course, hey, Gary, you know, maybe you can talk about this. And this, what about this? thing. Why would you be sitting there for no reason? I'm like, well, it wouldn't be for a very clear distinct reason. I'm like, I'd be there to kind of help. I would not need your help.

Help. H. So all the acronyms. It was because of his book, abusiveisms. But then my fear is that we start getting into a place where we start making a guess list. This is my favorite part. I've told it and I'll tell it a million times again. I've never heard this. And he goes,

well, the guest list that we are making, we should reach out to because he was in, you know, lethal weapon with Mel Gibson and Don and Glover. And I go, oh, I mean, that's fantastic. Have you spoken to them recently? Recently enough, about 10, 12 years ago. And I'm like, fantastic. So I'm like, okay, this is the guestless we're putting together.

So then he goes, all right, it's going through all the different ones. And then he goes, blah, blah, blah, blah. Don Rickles, blah, blah. And my head, I'm going, pretty sure Tom Rickles is dead. And then he's, but I didn't say anything. I'm not going to say anything to him that he's dead. And then he goes, he gives me the softball. And he goes, George Carlin, is he still with us?

And I go, no, George is gone. I said, but Don Rickles is too. He goes, oh, well, you should probably cross him off the list then. I mean, it was phenomenal. Did you ever get the book? No, no. It was phenomenal. So then what?

I said, they said, what are you thinking? I'm out. Did he end up doing the show? I have no idea. Probably not. You would know. No. I mean, there's no, there's no show.

Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, maybe he found somebody else, but I'm like, I can't. I'm out. People are like, how did you not do that? I'm like, dude, I sat there. I'm telling you, like, there, it would have been a nightmare. Okay. At interviewing people?

Like, what would the? I mean, you would watch it for the car crash that it would become because there's no way you're going to be able to, you're not. That was my thing. That was the reason. I said, this is what I said. I said, you can't navigate. No. Like, perfect example, Katie Sacko.

Right. Katie has never hosted a podcast before, but she's coherent. So I'm like, okay, Katie's a good conversationalist. She doesn't know how to do it. But she has certain things. I'm like she goes, okay, there's a roadmap I have to start with. I'm going to go here. And she's consistently asking questions. Like when she's done, she will say, you know, oh, maybe I should have done this or this,

this, this. And then she improves after every interview. Like we just did the guests that we had that we just recorded. You're going to blow your minds. but when the strike is over, a little bit of air them. But that's someone who can progress and have a thing. She'd never done it before, but she knows. Yeah, we're sitting right there.

No. No. We have a studio that we're, a brand new studio that we haven't even announced it yet. So we'll, yeah, now that's all right. Yikes. So we have four episodes that are from. I'm so out of the loop. I leave for two weeks. I fucking know nothing.

That's all right. But you know this about Gary Busey. Cannot host a podcast. No. Did he remind you of when we were interviewing? reviewing John Claude? No. I mean,

no. Really? John Claude Van Damme at least was having, like this was like talking to a space alien. Okay. Like there was no, there was no,

it was everything you thought he was. That, that conversation that she had with him, where she's yelling at him. Yeah. She doesn't understand who he is. Mm-hmm. Because from being on a rooftop with him

for a collective three, three and a half hours, he's not computing anything she's saying. he knows what he's got to say in his head, and he blasted the music and took off. I mean, that's the guy. What ended up happening with that? Do you have any idea?

Was there an update? I mean, that was a couple days ago. I know that my buddy, people have been sending me the clip that my buddy Jeff Richards, whose comedian was on SNL, and we did some deep fake stuff with him on Collider. He actually did, he does, because I actually reached out to him

and told him because I knew he was doing a show, and I said, hey, I do Gary Busey here in there. He's like, well, I do also. And he just did this thing. He's like butter saucers. Oh, God. Butter Sausters. It was hilarious.

If you haven't seen it, check out. I thought it was real for a second. And I even asked you before the show. I'm like, oh, what was that? Have you seen that? And you're like, no, it's deep fake. And he's able to deep fake. It was.

So, yeah, it's, uh, that's incredible. Before we started, you said butter sausage. I had no idea what you were talking about. Butter. Let's talk about butter sausage. I want to see if I can find it. I'll see if I can find it. What is this X thing?

What is X? It's Twitter. I honestly haven't been on in that. Oh, here it is. It's the. buttered sausages. I'll play. This is, um... You didn't know Twitter was re-called X?

Are you being serious, Brad? Yeah, I'm being serious. You don't know Twitter was renamed X. He's not paying attention to it. What does he care? All right, this is, so this is Jeff Richards as Gary Busey. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage.

Where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam.

I don't buy jam. I buy honey. And I kiss it on the lip. That's so good. Have he ever talked about butter sausage before? No. I mean,

well, I shouldn't say no. I shouldn't say no. He probably has. What is the hell is butter sauce? What's that? His voice was identical to his. Jeff's fantastic. Oh my God.

Jeff does his thing. He does Robert Denny Jr. He does Dustin Hoffman. And he's been, he has a Jeff Richard show that he kind of defakes all these people and talks to them. It's really funny.

Jeff's hilarious. He's really good. We should have Jeff on the show. But yeah. He was on. SNL? Yeah. Kiss it on the lips.

For how long? What seasons? Two or three seasons. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. It's so crazy how many people have been on that show. I know.

I know. It's like I think I know everybody who's been on SNL, but then you don't. It's very, very true. Roxy, tell me some of your stories as I look for some, what's this guy doing? Oh, wait. He's flossing, Christian? I have a clip that we're going to watch real quick.

You don't know about flossing? No. I mean, I know about flossing with a dentist. Flossy floss. Here, watch this. Okay. I don't know what happens. I have not seen this.

So let's see. The question on FightMeet is, did she take it too far? Here is the footage. Roxy, I'm going to ask you at the end of this. She took it too far. Brett, here we go. Did she take it too far? Whoa.

Jesus. Yeah, she took it too far. Wow. But why did she hit him? I don't think she... Did he touch her ass? I don't think so, but I think maybe she thought he was making like a swinging elephant cock or something? I don't know. I think very

obviously, yes, she took it too far. Way too far. Yeah. That's a way too far. He's like... He was just scoofing around. Yeah. And it wasn't like he was doing anything towards her. He was just in the background. Yeah, it wasn't like he was being sexual. Yeah, I don't know. That he was flosset flossing.

He was flossing. All right, Roxy story time. Okay, so this is a weird one. I was just trying to fill Breton on this before. So I flew back from Boston last night. I just got in. And have you ever Christian, do you ever take an Uber from the airport or do always get picked up. I mean, ever?

Yeah, sure. I mean, I've done it before. You know, you have to take a bus to the Ubers now. So, okay, so the way it happens at L-A-X is like... L-A-X sucks. L-I-Sucks. So you go out of L-A-X and you take this lax-it bus to this place that the Uber's come. Two of the buses have exploded so far.

Oh, good. I'm lit on fire. Anyway, so I'm on that bus, and it is jammed. I mean, like, every single seat. Jam, kiss it on the lips. Every seat is taken, it's honey. and there is like to my right there's a little girl and are dead so I'm trying to be I'm standing and trying to be nice but there is this one guy who's sitting in a seat and next to him it's

Gary Pusey yeah the inside of the seat there's nobody there yeah every other seat is taken people are standing elderly people are standing and this man is not letting anybody sit next to him so nobody sitting next to him and it's just him so I'm kind of glaring at him because it's so fucking rude. It's just so, so rude. And I'm looking at him, and then I'm wondering to myself, what's this guy doing? So I start to observe what he's doing, and he is furiously texting on his phone. Like, to the point you can hear his thumbs hitting the thing. So I can't see well.

So I zoom in on my, I take my phone, and I zoom in on photos on his phone to see what the conversation is that he's having. And I am going to read it to you. Oh, my God. Because, oh, I've heard it. Because, oh, my fucking God. Yeah. I couldn't have made this up. I'm so glad I got it on a photo so that people don't think I'm lying.

So he writes all capitals, send it now. And the person responds, I'm with my lawyer. He told me not to send it. So he responds all capitals, bullshit, I can trace the money. And the person responds, no. And he writes all capitals, okay, do what the fuck you want. you will see, you will go to jail. I got lots of illegal things.

I got lots of illegal things. Yep. And then the guy responded back, a gif of Milakunas laughing. Yeah. What happens in the world? You know what I mean? Like the other things that are,

like things you couldn't even imagine. Like, what's happening? Yeah. I have no idea. I have no idea. I can trace the money. Do what the fuck you want.

You will see. You will go to jail. I have lots of illegal things. legal things. I have lots of illegal things. That's the one that confuses me. It probably mistyped. Maybe illegal things or I don't think so. Illegal things that the other person has done? Maybe.

Or maybe he has contacts to hurt this person. I know people. I know people. Yeah. I guess but either. I mean, it didn't, it didn't cause, it didn't cause much panic with a Milakuna's gift. No. This was like a suit wearing 45-year-old Jen. This is what

I'm saying though. It's like you never know what is going on with people. No idea. No idea. Because I'm sitting here, he's such a dick. Why isn't he letting these people sit? And meanwhile,

he is in a different world. He is having a... He's not paying attention to you. He is having a conversation with somebody in which he is... World bending. Yeah, whatever it is, world altering for him.

Wow. Insane. That is pretty crazy. Insane. Who knows? That's why I also tell people, be very careful with what you're texting, tweeting, posting pictures of.

You see the one with the night. Yeah, because rocksies over your shoulder. you're taking pictures. She's not the only one. She's not the only one. No, no, it's sketchy that I did that. And Doreen is always on my case about this. She's like, you shouldn't be recording other people.

Like, if I see people doing weird shit in public, I'll start recording it because I think it's fucking wild. She's like, you shouldn't record anybody without their permission. You should never record anybody in public. And I'm like, if you are texting that, I'm on a bus with you, bro. It depends. Is that what do you call hutspa? It depends.

It depends on where you are. I remembered my lesson. Yeah. Cajonas. I just think it depends on where you are. I'm not recording kids. Yeah, no, but I mean, again, the public, I mean, look, for the purpose of this show, I'm going to say what you did was good because we have a good story,

but I don't know how I feel about it. You think I shouldn't know? And then, no, but when it comes to, like, if someone's in a park and they're doing something and people start recording them and you're doing, and you're acting up and people are recording, it's like, look, this is the world we live in now, right? It really is. I know. I see you.

I saw someone, someone was in a baseball, a baseball. This is a thing, baseball game. And I've seen this clip before. And this guy's old man, I don't know, maybe 60s, whatever, looking at porn in the middle of the baseball. And so the guy behind him is recording what he's looking at. And it's like, you're in a baseball. Yeah.

It's like if someone's going to see you doing it, they're going to call you out and they're going to do it. And there was another one in the video, one of these clips where this creepy guy is sitting at a bar and some girl sitting there and he's filming her ass, right? And he's taking pictures of her ass. And the woman behind goes. you freaking weirdo, you're taking pictures of this girl's ass. And he's like, oh, and then they almost beat the shit out of this guy. And they make him go through his phone and they make him delete it through the thing.

It's like, stop. Yeah. Yeah, I almost got in a fight once. Actually, Doreena and Steph were there because there was this, I was taking, like, Steph was sitting. And I think I was recording her. Yeah. And this girl came right up to me and was like, are you recording me and my boyfriend? and I was like, no.

And she was like, show me the fucking video. Was she famous or him? I have no idea who she was. So I showed it to her in it. They're in the background, but I'm, Steph was doing something. I don't even remember what it was. And she was like, fucking delete it.

And I was like, no. And she was livid, like, fucking livid with me. You think my boyfriend's hot. You're trying to get with my boyfriend. Like, really truly paranoid about it. And I was like, this is crazy. And I feel like also I'm not a dick about recording people.

I'm not like out here trying to get people. But if people are doing wild shit in public, I'm not going into somebody's home and recording them, right? Like you invite me over to dinner. I'm not like secretly recording you. But we're on a fucking box. There's only one time I'm pulling out the phone to record. What?

When the UFOs come. And I'll tell you, this is what I said. This is I said to Riley. Or if you're in a Waffle House. Or if you're in Waffle House. But I was with, I was Riley on our show on Tuesday and I said, you know what happened? A lot of people who get these footage and the government

confiscates it or whatever. It's going right up on my use. It's going on this channel. It's incredible. It'll be our first non-short that does a million views. It's going right on this channel. That's it. And then I'm retiring. Yeah. Then I'm retiring.

I think you can record that. You can record anything that somebody like that that's crazy or that somebody's doing on purpose. I wouldn't record somebody if they had an accident. It's not funny to me. Like they have a nip slip or something. Like I'm not trying it. You know what I mean?

But, you know, yeah, see, Brett and I, that's the one I think we'd want to say. No, but people post, like, sometimes somebody's getting out of an Uber, and then they'll post, like, oh, look, you can see the celebrity's vagina. It's like, you have to be a real piece of shit. But, like, yeah, I really think it's like, if you are doing something wild-jop, you guys heard about the girl? What? The thing on the plane? Ignored. I can't.

The thing on the plane, you guys remember that girl on the plane who made up the guy in the back? Oh, yeah. She said that that guy is not real. Not real. He's not real. Have you guys heard about the update of that? No, go ahead and tell me. Okay, so the girl on the plane, she had a whole freak out on the plane. She said, I don't know what to tell you guys, the guy back that he's, there's nobody back there. They're not real.

So that video went viral. And then she put out a video on a couple weeks later on her social media being like, this has fucked up my whole life. Like, I'm sorry for any of the stress that I caused to any of the kids or whatever, but I, this is like, now I am the psychotic plane girl. And she was crying and crying. She was so upset by it. I thought it was very dramatic and a little too much.

At the same time, I was kind of thinking like she wasn't, I don't think she was trying to fuck with anybody. I think she probably took a bunch of pills because she probably was a nervous flyer. And she probably was on a different fucking planning. Look, you have to realize that everywhere you go, it's the Truman Show. Everywhere you go.

Someone has, wherever you walk in and there's people, you have the ability to be live to thousands, if not millions of people, within seconds, depending on your actions and depending on how that person is. That is so scary. It's crazy, but that's what it is. That's also, again, not to dive back into the UAP stuff. It's one of the reasons why I think the one or two reasons, that it's like people, A, are skeptical, because it's like, well, with all the people that have the amount of footage and recordings, how come there's not more, that's one of the questions. But the other side of it is, I think that there's a reason why we get this. government set up website now.

We have these things because I think because there's only so long that they can hold all of this stuff to where people, someone's going to get some. Do you hear the Aaron Rogers thing? No, what happened to the Aaron Rogers? Aaron Rogers on some bugs, I'm getting bit up, left them right in the stupid office. But Aaron Rogers

who's now on the Jets is like they're doing hard knocks and he has a, I can find it actually. He's got to, he had. Do you watch? No, I haven't been watching it, but he's a UFO story. Like him, I'll see, yeah, I'll say, I'll say, shares on hard knocks. Yeah, I'll see if I'll find that while you tell me something else.

Tell me something good. Hey. One of the things Brett and I were talking about briefly was moving. You're not going to be listening to me, Christian. So I'll just talk to Brett about it. Oh, I just remembered something. Yeah. Did you see the guy that, like, retrofitted his car in Nebraska to drive his giant bowl around?

What? Yes. Like a bowl, like an animal bowl. Yeah. You'd have to just put bowl. Nebraska car or something and you'll find it. No, it's amazing. And he got pulled over and I don't know if they, you know, gave him a ticket

or what, but... Ticket? Yeah, it was in Nebraska and Norfolk. That's a crazy one. There was another one. I mean, it's huge. This thing is massive. Well, thank you. So let's... Thank you. Thank you. I have a wild one for you too. Wait, I'm going to play this story.

You guys haven't... So anybody who hasn't seen this, is the Aaron Rogers thing. What did you say? Ufo. We had this great dinner at his house in Jersey. I was making my way to bed. I had like a 5 a.m. wake up. And I was getting down to bed.

I heard this alarm and distance going off. It just didn't seem like normal when I heard some rustling downstairs. So I got up, walked downstairs. It was a beautiful night. Doing Brett. Looking up this other thing for you. Steve and his brother and I walked outside

and up in the clouds. You know, we heard this sound and we saw this tremendously large object moving through the sky and it was like a scene out of Independence Day when the ships are coming into the atmosphere and they're creating this like kind of explosion-type fire in the sky. We just saw this incredibly large object and froze as anybody would because we knew what the hell was going on and eventually it went out of sight and nobody said a word. We just stood frozen and the three of us on the front stoop of Steve's house.

And about 30 seconds later, we heard the real recognizable sound of fighter jets going, shoo-shah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. It seemed to be chasing this object. And again, we just stood there in just disbelief for another few minutes. Nobody said a word. And then we all kind of looked each other like, did we just see what we think we just saw?

What was that? Eventually, you know, 20 minutes later, we kind of wound down a little bit, went back to bed, and then you're still not really sleeping, because you just experience this bizarre experience. We looked in the papers and online the next few days, and there was nothing about it. That got me into researching more about UFOs. The siren or alarm had been from a nuclear power plant, which is about nine miles away. And if you know anything about UFOs, there's a lot of sightings around nuclear energy, around volcanoes,

around power plants. but yeah, Steve and I have great friends, teammates, and also witnessed whatever the hell it was, I don't know, but it was definitely unidentified, it was definitely fine, it was definitely a large object. Isn't that crazy?

Huh? So, I mean, like, why? It's not my favorite person, but I did find that compelling. Yeah, yeah, so. It's always interesting, too, when it's not just one person seeing it, right? Like, this happens oftentimes in clusters of people and they all see the same thing.

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Roxy, anything going on with hips? Hips. Oh, I just got back last night. So I've been gone since then. And last night, her car wasn't there, and I didn't see it. Mattress still there? No, remember the mattress got moved. The stuff's all there, though.

Yeah, the stuff's all there, but no mattress. I didn't hear her last night, no car, so who knows, maybe she's out of town, maybe hips healed. Hips might be healed. Well, you'll know if the hips healed if you start hearing the badush. Yeah, because hips don't lie. The badooosh. It's all back to our recording conversation. Oh, does Doreena get mad at you for that?

I don't think she knows. I don't think she'd be happy, though. It's only audio. Well, but it's in your comfort of your own home. That's the difference. If you were going outside, because I haven't seen a lot of people. people saying that you shouldn't do it from when you play the audio. Because for me, the reason why, if I'm in my house or my apartment, and I hear people

banging next door, and I can, if I'm recording myself and hey, guys, this is a review of Asoka. And in the back, people are moaning. That's not my fault for recording it. Yeah, I agree. But I, you don't think in public, you're in a public place on a boss. It depends. If you're recording, this is what I will tell you.

Honestly, on that particular thing, as entertaining as that conversation was. My personal opinion of that one is that if you were recording him going, look at this guy, everybody is trying to get a seat. Nobody has a seat, and this guy will anybody in, and you're recording him doing that. Then I'm going, okay, recording his conversation now. I wasn't recording it. I was looking at it. Yeah.

And I recorded it. Yeah. That took a eye screenshot. shot first and then she brought it up. I agree with you that I don't know that was my finest moment, but I'm such a curious person and you are, you're being a dick so I wanted, no, no, him. He was being a dick, so I wanted to know what he's talking about. Sure. And then I remember. Yeah, I'm

on Dorena's side of now. But if I had told you what he had said, would you believe me? What you mean, inside of that conversation? Yeah. You mean you've told me many a times, Christian, that you think that I'm an exaggerator. Yes. So I think that you, people don't, this is the thing that I think about my life. Sure.

My life has things that if I don't record them, nobody will believe me. I understand this. Because they're so fucking that shit. Sure. I think that I have more bad shit things happen to me in front of me. So if you didn't see, like, if you're like, I witnessed this conversation, but I didn't remember. Because you're not the only one.

My siblings say the same thing too. Like always you, my siblings, people who are close to me for years, who've heard my stories for years will be like, you're such a fucking exaggerator. No way. Because me being like, yeah, this guy was like, you show me the money. I'll kill you. Let me reiterate.

I don't think that you are, I don't think that you are a liar. No, I know you don't. I don't think that you run into situations that aren't, that aren't crazy. I know you do. I think that you embellish them a little. I know you do. I know that's what you think. I know that's what you think.

I know that's my siblings think it too. But it's not even necessarily stories. You'll, if somebody, if there's like something that happens, in the world, like a news thing. You're like, no, that's what he said. I'm like, that's not what he said. Like what? Try to call it out the next time.

I will, because there was something that you did recently on the show when you were talking about, and one of the audience members called you out. And then I went and wrote on it because they were wrong. No, you don't know what I'm talking about. Oh, not the UFO thing. And I was like, oh, they were, yeah, you had exaggerated what the particular moment was. But I'm like, that is kind of your charm, to be honest with you, too. I didn't think of what it is that you're talking about.

I don't remember. I will tell you this, and this doesn't bode well for me. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I tell stories. I believe that. I believe that. But I do know, I feel things very intensely, right? So, like, I will say things along the lot. This is what I'll give my sister.

There were like 85 comments who said, I'm the worst. Yeah. There'll be, I think I've gotten better with that. But my siblings and you, I'll give you guys credit where I will say, like you said to me about Garibucy, it was the hottest day you could remember. and you don't do that. I know it was a hot day. For me, I'll say that about 15,000 days.

I'll be like that day was literally 150 degrees. I couldn't fucking breathe. And literally, and literally, we'd all be dead if it was 100 degrees. So, like, the other day I was with,

in December, I went on a walk with my friend in Boston. Lewis? No, Chris. Oh, okay. And we were walking, and I was crying and shaking.

I was so fucking. cold. I was so fucking cold. And I said to him, this is the coldest ever been in my life. This is the coldest I've ever been outside. I actually can't breathe it so cold. I feel like I'm going to die it's so cold. We took out of her phone and it was 45 degrees. And he was like, you've got to be kidding me, you little pussy bitch.

But that's how I felt. That was my experience. Which is clearly not the coldest day. The day was fucking freezing. You lived in Boston. Yeah, yeah. I've gone to school in negative seven degrees. But to me, if you would ask me, I would have said that the temperature was 10 degrees.

It was fucking freezing. It wasn't even freezing, but I was freezing. So I will say, I'm not great with temperatures, and sometimes, it was the bluest sky I ever saw. Sky was normal. But when crazy shit happens to me, I try to record it because I know that you and Sky and Jet

will be like, was it really? But did he really say, I'll fucking kill you? Where's my money? And I'm like, boom, bitch. Right. But I wonder what the story would have sounded like if you didn't have it. Yeah. That's the question.

He was like, I got a, I got 15 guns, I'm going to fucking murder your family. He literally had this person's head on a spike. No. So I started recording the girl next door. I'm like, you're not going to believe me. She's making weird noises.

That's a difference to me because that one I'm on your side with. She's encroached on your area. If you're banging, if you're banging through the walls and I can hear you through my walls, now if you go to her door and put the mic to her door like a weirdo, then yeah, then you're in trouble.

Or if I order something off of Amazon that you can better get a better quality recording of it if you press it up against your wall, that might be... No, I think that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I think you're right. All right, so here's what we'll do.

I want to watch a couple more of these videos because we got something. Pew it up. Okay, did you hear about the diarrhea one? Oh, go ahead. You tell me about the diarrhea. This was kind of wild. So there was this flight

that had to turn around mid-flight because this passenger had had to take the shit? So much diarrhea that they considered it hazardous. Oh, my God. Really? That's disgusting. It was D-D-Scussed.

It was Kate. It was Kate? Yeah, I can see that. No. Poop passenger, I think. Where are you going? I'm going to put this little bug thing on. Oh, yeah.

What's the bug thing? No one can hear of what's saying right now. So there's a video of it that you could pull up if you wanted to. There's a video that you can pull up if you wanted to. Yeah. There's a video that you can pull up if you wanted to, but poopy plane video shows diarrhea aftermath, stained aisles everywhere. I don't want to see it.

It's making me ill. Oh, it was a Delta flight. It's making me ill. Oh, it was Delta. They were covered in crap midair. You would have, you would definitely get like, even though it's not Delta's fault, they'd have to reimburse you, right? I would think so, right?

I'm getting ill. Let me ask you this. Fine, going back to our conversation. If I'm on that flight, am I allowed to record or now? Okay. Then, come on. What do you mean? Boss, I can record flight, I can, boss, I can't record flight I can?

No, no, no. There's two different things. And I said to you, bus, bus, you can. If you were recording that guy while he was sitting on the thing and you put in one of your shorts, this guy wouldn't move for anybody, everyone else is on the plane, here's this guy. That's one thing. But wait, wait. Wait, wait. So this woman who had the shits,

if you recorded her during this whole, whatever, this guy that had the shits, if you then started to go into the guy's phone, he's like, oh my God, people are, I'm sorry, honey, blah, blah, and you recorded this conversation, then I'm I'm going, hey, you know, you got them with the shits and then this thing, too. So, Twitter shows that he left behind a passenger experience explosive diuretta. This was on Friday a plane that was going from Atlanta to Barcelona in which they had to turn around and land back in America to deal with it. I'm going to Barcelona. Wait, please watch the clip.

You really don't want to watch the clip. What does he do? I don't know. I haven't seen the clip. I have a question for you, Brett. He's like, oh, my God, my fucking ass. Brett. Yeah.

Have you been to Barthalona? Barcelona? Yes, I went with my love for... Have you been there with your love? Barcelona. I've been to Barcelona. Is that in Spain? Bartholona.

I just got back from Barcelona. That's how they say it, though. Excuse me, have you heard of the person who went to Barcelona? It's right near Ibiza. Ebytha, yes. A pizza and a Barcelona. Okay, indeed. They captured all the disgusting.

I want the Bartholona. All disgusting doo-doo is left behind on the floor, and it looks like quite a long trail of liquid fecese. Oh, so it was on the, oh, no. Okay. I thought just, I mean, like, if you're just going in and out of the bathroom. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense.

I just thought, like, he kept coming in and out of the bathroom, which is- It's making me ill. Yeah. Like, it's making me, I can smell it. Can you watch it if we watch the video? I don't want to watch the video. Why do you want to watch the video? I don't know if something's wrong with me.

What do you just want to see the shit everywhere? Yeah. I can't do it. I'll throw up. Pimple popping videos or no. No. Yeah, I love it. I'm getting ill.

Physically, I'm going to start throwing up. I love that. I'm like a deer in the headlights, though, sometimes with it. I don't like it, but I'm just like. It's car crash. Yeah. Oh, God, I can't. I think Kathy Kelly posted something about that too.

The diarrhea? No, the, no. Pim popping? Yeah, she wants. No, car crash stuff I don't like. See, you like videos where people get hurt. No, that's not true. Remember, you used to make me watch those like firework explodes and like, ha-ha, jackass.

You fight videos sometimes. I mean, there's, there's a few. But look, but they're speaking of which. Yeah, I don't like that. There's a couple of these crazy clips is what I've been watching lately too. Let's see. Would you guys do this? Oh, I know.

You know what they're going to do? Try to go under the fucking truck. How do you think it's going to, do you think they're going to make it? No, they're obviously too tall. All right. So you don't think they're going to make it. Brett, do you think they're going to make it? I think they get lucky.

Let's see. Two of the audience thinks. Oh, they made it. That was shocking. Pretty crazy. But they made it. Wow. Yeah, they made it.

So there's another, let's see what else we go here. They look way too big. What is that? Oh, murder hornet. You want to see that? What do you mean? I don't know what this is. It's giant brown paper was.

I know what this is. We're going to see. What's a brown paper wall? Paper was. Is it going to sting them? No. Whoa. Yeah, I mean, come on.

That's, I mean, what are you doing, guy? I saw a guy that just lets things sting him for, like, videos. You, look at that thing. That's crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. But you won't watch some duty for me. I can't watch duty. All the times you tortured her.

I know. With these videos. Oh, no. I can't watch a house being burned. No, that's sad. Oh, this one's pretty good. Speaking of sad, I can't believe you guys didn't hear the saddest story of last week. Why?

Do you want to hear it or not? Yeah, go ahead. It's really sad. Is it really sad? Is it really sad? Is it invite kids? Yeah. No, I don't want to know.

Babies. No, I'm good. What is wrong with you? I don't know. It's like Doreena's in here all of a sudden. I don't want to know about it. All right, watch this. Okay.

Oh, nice. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That bear's hungry. See, you like videos where people are going to get hurt. They don't get hurt, though. I don't know. That scream.

They get out of there, but like. That scream was amazing. Why was the bear chasing them? He was hungry. You see something flying on us? Look, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. You're around my family?

You don't belong here. Yeah. I'll tell you, that is that screen, Brett, that is the exact same scream that I would make if I was in that boat as well, too. That is what? And I'll tell you what, they're hungry. Well, you shouldn't be hungry because you should have Green Chef. Ooh, good one.

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Yeah, I don't want to see this. While you're looking, Christian. Yeah. When's the last time you moved? moved somebody? You mean like physically picked them up and put them down? Mm-hmm. What, like, I think myself, 2019, or...

You didn't hire movers? I mean, we had some movers, but we still got to do a lot of work. Are you moving? Oh, I'm just moving. My sister, no movers. Oh, in Boston? In Boston? That's not fun.

In the tiniest stairwells. In the hottest day of your life. It was fucking hot. Yeah. Up and down. Two flights, over six blocks, up two flights. moving beds, dressers, televisions, couch, outdoor furniture set,

just... Yeah. Me. Nice job. Well, look, I got a little something, but not much. Well, but you did something. Yeah, I thought I was going to die. It's not great.

No. Yeah, the movers are crucial. Crucial. I'm too, I'm too weird with my stuff that it makes me nervous. Like, we just recently, that's what we're talking. I was talking about with, with Roxy. We hired movers, but I only let them do things.

Like, I took over the truck with my son. We did, like, antique type things that could be... Okay, but that's great. They moved the bed, the mattress, the couch. Mattresses are the worst. The worst. Oh, my God, Christian. What? I wasn't on camera. Oh, my gosh. Christian.

People are boring. Oh, my God, Christian. Only bored people are boring people. Fact. All right. I am rubber, you are glue. Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Christian. Roxy, who's at fault?

Brad, who's at fault? Here we go. Whoever's listening to this song is at fault. Oh. Well, why did he do that? Bragg checking him? It looks like it. Oh, yeah, let's go.

Yeah. Where are you going now? Oh, rear-hand him. Who's the fault? Gary Busey. You're, well, I mean, according to the law, you're always at fault of you rear. But that's, I don't know, though, with that kind of fault,

footage. That kind of a break check. Yeah, I wonder how these cameras are coming into play with that stuff. Why did he slam on his brakes to fuck with him? Because he felt he was on his ass, but it's like, that's not going to... When we were driving to New York this week, somebody was fucking with my sister. She was driving the person in front of the, like swerved to get in front of her and then stepped on their brakes.

And my sister stepped on her brakes. And then they would go and step on their brakes. They thought they were playing a fucking game. And they had clearly done it to somebody else because that person then drove by and rolled on the window and flip them off. And it's like, do you not understand you have a weapon? You're driving a weapon. Yeah.

Brett's a cat person. So, let's see. I'm going to have to do a little bit of an expansion here. The expansion. Not letting any of these marinate with me, Christian. I'm sorry. Period. I'm just trying to marinate.

You're trying to move. I'm trying to marinate. Ready rocks. I'm ready. I was born ready. You don't fuck with cats. Wow. I mean, you know, how fast a mother F has to be.

In order to do that. Gats are pretty incredible. I know. Although the same vacuum. Oh, no, that's ouchy. You want to see an ouchy one? How'd that person get thrown? The wind.

Oh, damn, that would just wind? Yeah, it was wind. Yo, that was wind! It's kind of unbelievable how quickly you're able to do this stuff. Me? Yeah. Oh, break in wind. Breaking wind.

All right, here we go. So this is the one. Here we go. Okay. Whoa. Jesus. Oh. Oh my God. It's not good.

Look at a wind. Whoa. But was she running in the wind? I assume. She's like, I bet I can run this wind and not fall down on my face. You wouldn't blame her. Yeah. Well, sounds like a broad problem.

This is the last one we'll show. But who's at fault? Another one. And I always want the audience's opinion here. Who's at fault when we do these? You put it in the comments section. Here it is. And should Christian have played the video?

with dooky in it for Roxy. Right, here we go. I can't believe he didn't. My assed so nicely. You're asked him what? Oh. Oh, what? What?

Oh, my God. Oh, nice. Perfect. I love it. Who's the fault? I think the other guy. Yeah, the person that pulled out. Yeah.

And especially in front of a cement truck. And it stopped. He pulled out and stopped. The question is, yes. But the cement starts coming out. like now yeah oh well because of

slamming on the brakes I'm confused because as far as I've ever seen cement trucks that part's in the back yeah I don't know maybe they're backing up

maybe huh this one's actually pretty pretty funny this is a guy on a on a driving simulator and the caption is don't give this guy a license

it's actually really funny I watched this one before are there a lot of driving Simulators? I assume so. Here, check this. Oh, Roxy, I want to ask you, did you watch the documentary on the Malaysia flight? No. On Netflix? No.

It was good. Yeah, it's like, it's, it's just, there's a lot of things. It's so funny, people will comment and go, you know, they found, they found all the stuff from Malaysia. I'm like, if you watch this full documentary, though, there's not there's a very good possibility that they didn't find shit.

Are you thinking it has something to do with aliens? No. I mean, that's one of the things that people are... Yeah, no, I haven't watched it. No, I don't think so. I think there's a few theories that they give, and there's one particular reporter's theory that I buy into the most.

But I'll let you watch it. All right. It's a good watch? Yeah, it's only three episodes. I'm binging big brother right now. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've never heard of that show. All right, here's the last one and watch. This one's hilarious. Okay, you're going to get gone.

Uh-huh, okay, keep on. Get on. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh! You get the police. Keep going. Keep going to hold off the turn wheel. Your point?

That's not a good driver. I thought he's going to hit the bus. He seems so like nod to chalong. Yeah, like, oops, I just killed somebody. He's playing a video game. So, all right, Roxy. Christian, what do you think? Top, top.

10 show. I think it's the top 10 show we've ever done. I think that I could have made it great. With us watching diarrhea? Yeah, but it is the grossest diarrhea that you've ever seen. I can't do it. I'm going to get ill. I haven't had lunch yet.

But he'll fart into a mic, but he can't watch diarrhea. Yeah. Give everybody pink eye in the office. Is it your mic? Yeah, you farted in this one more time. Why don't you say on me that whole time? Because I haven't been on par. He switched over to it.

He was doing big balls and it was on me and I'm just like... McGillacuddy. It's on you. It'll be more on you when I stick it in your ass. That's in you, not on you. What did you say, Roxy? It's in you, not on you. What you want to put in?

Oh, Roxy. Come on, girl. Are you going to interview me now? No. Come on. Why are you playing so hard to get, girl? Before the show started, Christians said today, I look like a little girl and I totally do.

I have a little kid out of her. I like that. Okay. Okay. Bye. All right. Listen to us. If you didn't watch this episode,

good. I'm not going to hold it again. But look, look, it might be one of these things you'll want to see more episodes. I love this one. This is my point. Look, if we had an opportunity,

people actually tune into this one. Tune in. Like the video. I'm going to put Gary Pusey's face on it. Yeah. And if Gary Busey brings in the views because they just want to see us messing around, then we'll do another one. Maybe title it, did Roxy hook up with Gary Buccey? Did you?

No, but I just think maybe. That's another question, too. So have you hooked up with Gary Bucy? Ever hooked up a celebrity? Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. How famous on level 1 to 10?

Well, I'm trying to think of the people, like, hooked up like sex. Yeah, all right. Well, go sex. If it's sex, then I have hooked up with somebody who is a B minus celebrity. I said one through ten. Oh. So seven. A seven.

Okay. So that means like that, but I think that's like TV star. Yeah. That's like TV star. Soap. Soap star. No, that'd be like a six or five. Agreed.

Yeah. I think like a TV star. You guys don't know what I'm talking about? No. Maybe. Oh. Maybe, but we'll find out of here. And then what about just hooked up?

I'm just trying to think about that. I can't think right now of the... I used to be a little bit of a make-out girly. Okay, that's how it counts. Yeah, I'm trying to think of the people that I have made out with back in the day. You even remember? I probably... It might still be this person.

At a nine or a ten? Let me think about it. Oh, what was you? I don't think I've ever hooked... I don't think I've ever made out with, like, an... I definitely have never made out with, like, and I definitely have never... ever made out with a-list celebrity. Yeah.

Have you? I'd say close. Yeah. Hey you? Mm-mm. Yeah, I would say, yeah, I'm going to. Yeah, I think you have. Haven't you?

No, I mean, one of my girlfriends became a porn star, but I don't count. You're a successful one? She wasn't successful. That was the sad part. I don't know. That is a bit that you need to be working on for sure. I don't know. Is that true?

Yeah. And she wasn't successful, like, at all? No, I mean, of all the videos I continued to watch after we broke up. No, I found it. I found it. How would you not write that? How do you not have that on stage? I mean, come on.

Yeah, I found this out, and it was weirdest thing. I don't know how I came across it. But, yeah, I found her. She very short-lived, yeah. I don't know. It's weird. A buddy of mine, his. His ex-girlfriend who he was with forever started, was dating this guy.

And I think she, I think she married to the guy now. But he was with a porn star for a long time before her, before her. And like, I don't know how it got sent to us, but we were like, I think that's her and the dude she's with now. And when she was with him, I guess she brought him in on the scene. But like, he's just a normal guy. And like, he's in this forever. And so, yeah, it's just like one of those things.

It's just, that's another crazy fucking business. My wife dated somebody on Melrose Place. I can't remember which one. But, like, she had to go meet him, and he had, like, a secret name for the hotel and stuff. I'm racking my brain. And I've come to think of it. I think that I've only hooked up, made out with people who are not famous at all. The girl that became.

And we're right back to where we were before. No, there's one person that's definitely, like, one, there's one director and then there's an actor. The one you talked about before, the actor. The actor, yeah. The TV show actor. Yeah, but nobody. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

You're right. It hasn't only done TV shows, but that would be known for you. I got to find out. I'll tell you in two seconds. I know. That's not so I want to sign off. All right, thank you guys. I appreciate you for being here today.

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