The Kristian Harloff Show - Godzilla vs Kong BIG HIT for HBOMax - SEN LIVE #358

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

On today's show, Roxy Striar hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Winston Marshall, Ben Goddard, Alex Marzoña, and Malcolm to discuss Godzilla on HBO, no Dune release date, Stallone not returning for Creed 3, Peeps movie, and Jennifer Jason Leigh joining Hunters season 2. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Dwain Burke https://bit.ly/31DA43p Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back to FN live. Paula, every time I'm sure this time. You know, it is what it is. Welcome back. With best of the things is going on. I know you guys have noticed them and are really, really liking them. And that's what makes all of this time and effort and commitment just so worthwhile. I'm sitting next to people who I believe are here.

Can't see them. so I'm just going to have to assume that they are. I feel like next to me is probably Winston. Winston Marshall knows? I left. Nope. I'm not here anymore. I'm gone.

Oh, here. Oh, you're here. Just that voice. Thank gosh that we've got that voice. Oh, my God. It's going to be really something today. Don't worry. I have something special for you all planned just to try to prevent me from losing my job.

Brett Sherrod in the house. Hi, Brett. Hello. Oh, that was the highest voice that we've, gotten from you so. I know. I'm feeling very high voice today. Maybe I'll do the whole show like this. Oh, very good. Was this the new Elmo? Maybe high voice is a little less racist, we'll see. Yeah, just high voice guy. Ben Goddard. Ben, we haven't been on a show together in a minute. We haven't. It's been a while. Yeah. You're feeling good in all those clothes. I'm not going to make you

strip today and you finally decided to come back on a show with me. Oh my gosh. I literally I saw your name and I texted Roxie this. I saw her name and I was like, all right, what are we doing tomorrow? Because I knew she was hosting. I was like, all right, what's this about? That's the thing. I'm excited to be here, though. The truth is, every time I come here and I get to sit in the seat,

I know that I have to bring it because otherwise I never sit in the seat again. So I have brought it again today. It depends on you guys at home, though. Hopefully you like this one. I think it will be really fun. It involves drinking and getting to know our innermost secrets. So it sounds right up your guys alley.

Just like last time, every $100 we hit after that $500 mark, we are going to play a game of two truths and a lie, two truths and a lie. And for each of us that does it, the people who guess which one it is correctly, they're chilling. If you don't guess it correctly, you drink. Yes, that is true.

It is 10, 12 in the morning. So do you guys want to get us a little tipsy by noon? Then make sure you get in them dollar, dollar bills, y'all. not only are we going to do with the people that you guys see here on the screen, but also the little avatar that's in the corner that is Alex, as we know him, or the artist formerly known as Alex Marzonia, known as the voice that we hear, he'll play too. And most importantly, I think last, we will put somebody who I really need to know more about.

You guys know Curiosity killed the Rocks. I'm going to make Malcolm play with us because who is this guy? Like, who is this guy? We just don't know. is this guy? I am not seen, but I believe I can be heard today. Can you hear Malcolm? Can you hear Malcolm? Is that mean that today is different than yesterday? Yesterday I was not seen nor heard. Hmm. Mm-hmm. That's key. Wow. And that I'm sure went off without a hit. Oh, it was beautiful. It's new. Here's how I will say, I think this looks cool.

I don't know about, I finally have the, I figured out the visual again because I'm looking on the YouTube. And it does look good. So whoever did that, good job to you. Maybe Malcolm? Yeah, I just, apparently, I don't know how to center. So. Yeah, me neither. Yeah.

We have to be a lot chiller because before we're all like, and we can't do all that shit. Now, like, you have to just be like, which I'm starting to think I've got some sort of like ADD or something. because like sitting perfectly center is actually much harder for me than I thought it would be. You're only one who seemingly is doing it very well. Like I don't feel like, I mean, maybe I need to tilt. Why am I so bitty? I think it's just I'm very narcissistic. And so this whole time I've been trying to make sure I'm like a center as I possibly can't.

There you go, Brett. Is that good? That's right, right. I love that. Perfect. Perfect. Hold that. I can go lay in my bed in this shot.

We're doing phenomenally. If you guys want to hear us stop talking about this and make sure you send in all of your money. Thank you so much. We appreciate that. I really want to get to that $600 mark. So once we get the $500, every $100 after that, because I want to start playing two truths and a lie.

I think I'm going to make Ben go first. What? It's the feeling that I have. We'll see when we get closer to there. But I kind of have some vengeance just on like the name. name Ben at this time in life. And so, a lot of that's just going to be swung your direction.

Get ready for today. I really hope that you are down for the ride. Thank you, my punching bag all the time. All the time. Yeah, just all the time. It's just so true. We were nominated for some kind of feud of the year.

We didn't win, but we were not. I thought we were going to win, honestly. I was surprised. I mean, Ben, you and I won. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We won for the Mountain Lion argument.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel that. I do feel like I could take out a mountain lion, so. Oh, God, damn it. I don't, not today. Apparently they've looked at, um, Simpson donated $20.

Wait a fucking minute. Oh, Malcolm speaks. Just kidding. Welcome Malcolm. We look forward to great times ahead. Also, let's go Baylor Bears, my alma mater in winning the NCAA national championship in March madness. Welcome to the SCN family and number four to the eight times ahead. So let's go Baylor Bears, my alma mater and winning the NCAA national championship in March madness.

Just real quick to Timson, like, bro, congrats on Baylor doing that. Gonzaga just looked gas. it looks like they left everything on the floor against UCLA and just had nothing. Not that Baylor didn't deserve it. Baylor played their ass off all tournament and played their ass off in this game. I was just like, I cannot believe Gonzaga is getting washed like this. This is crazy. Why can't I care about college sports the way that I care about professional sports?

I get it. I get it. I understand. I'm the same way. March Madness is a little different because of the bracket. That's the only thing that ever gets me excited. But I don't watch the regular season college basketball. I don't care.

I feel like I'm somebody who likes this kind of stuff. Just want to support my favorite messhole as well as my favorite YouTube crew. I'm the only one from Mass, right? He's got to be talking about me, right? Just want to support my favorite mess with my favorite YouTube crew. The page for Brady Match, I'm so surprised you did not draft that girl because she sounds like your younger sister. It was crazy. I very much so intended on it.

I very much so wanted to. I really love her. she's awesome. I can't lie. She makes my Boston heart go boom, boom. Especially when she's like, I got my donkey's napkin. It's my race. I'm like, oh my God, this is the most Boston thing I've ever seen. It's the best. It is the absolute best. It looks like there's a person where Winston was. Doesn't it look like a person's like sitting in the shadow? That's, you shut your mouth. Jesus. Well, how about you don't leave us again? How are you going to get out of my doctor? Are you are you rocking this, Roxy? I thought you were, I thought you had your

stars one, is that what's going on? Just to be clear, they didn't send me a star as one of those if they sent you that. This is like getting Doug was high. So. No, no, no. I just, all I did was, you know, I support my faction. So, you know, a bottle of, yeah.

Oh, you purchased a mug. Yeah. No, yeah. I need a buy some. Holy shit. Change the topic. Winston purchased a mug. Take off this Gong Godzilla bullshit.

Wait. You think we should put up a press? Should we press that out and see which publications pick it up? Yeah, yeah. Maybe we can get an A1stall along with it. I would love the, I would love the Starsmog. No, I need to actually get more stuff. They did send me a shirt, and the merch is pretty dope.

Like, anytime I see somebody, you didn't get the shirt. I didn't get, I didn't get nothing. I got. Wait. Zilch. Oh, I thought it was supposed to be that all of the managers and the three selected got a free Yeah, I thought so, too. The three that signed.

It may have even been everybody that was put on the faction. I'm not sure because I know they were trying to like. In all fairness, no shade to your manager, but she's supposed to check on that. Manager of the week, so she gets away with it. I know. I know she's manager of the week, even though she didn't have Player of the Week. And for the first time, the person with Player of the Week is not Manager of the Week, because what did I do?

Yes, I'm aware. Yes, I know. Will I have a manager of the week? Wham-Wa. This is how I feel- Alex played great, by the way. Alex played great. Awesome.

He's a stud. Oh, I did. There are matches. Alex, what matches are coming? What are the ones that are up? I don't want to spoil anything, so I just know that there's a couple of things people can see. Yeah, well, for patrons,

yesterday we had Bradley Tingle versus Ty Lieberman, and that'll premiere for everybody on the YouTube channel. tomorrow at 2 p.m. Singles the Rubik's Cube dude, right? Yes, sir. No, that thing is that. Bad mother shut your mouth. That was fire that he can do that.

I've always wanted to be able to do Rubik's cubes and be able to do that while reciting Oscar winners. That'd be really cool. He was, he's a very brilliant dude. And big shout out, everybody, give him some love. He just had his first kid a couple days ago. So we've been, we've been, we have a, a little swag goddaughter.

I'm so glad to see his priorities are in order and that he is playing this match for the patrons to see right as the kid is coming out. It's just... No, no, no, no, no. You know we pre-record stuff. That is not a lot. We don't need to hide that.

That match was recorded a while ago. I'm saying that in the last couple of days, now we... They got a whole village of aunties and uncles for his baby. That's what I'm saying. That's awesome. That's awesome. Is there, Alex, anything else that they're getting Nersian? Yeah, for Thursday, our match there is Mark Hoyke versus Griffin Newman, my boy.

That's at 2 p.m. on Thursday. Yeah, he is definitely a wild card in this whole thing. Yes. Roxy. Roxy. Winston, get off my case. Get off my case. He's a wild card because you can't root for him because of him. of where he is and what faction he's on. But you can't root against him because who wants to see him not succeed? I mean...

And this is a pretty tough first match for a rookie because, you know, we've seen a lot of rookie on rookie matches, but there must be something about Griffin that he's going against Mark Horwick, who's known to be one of the more knowledgeable players, maybe not the best freshman, but didn't really well... Yes, Rock, see my favorite person from Mass on YouTube. I grew up two towns over from... from Foxborough.

Wow, damn. Do you guys know Foxborough? No. Cool. Because of the Patriots. Yeah. Yeah. Cool.

I just didn't know if that was something that was known. So Foxborough specifically is like a town. It's not just Foxborough Stadium. Foxborough, the stadium is named after the town. Yeah. And then all...

Isn't it Gillette Stadium? Yeah. Gillette Stadium is in Foxborough. Yeah. And then there is, I think, also near Foxborough is some kind of gambling

something. No, that might be Fox Woods. Yeah, I just think Foxborough is just Gillette. I don't think there's anything else over there, but it's a cool place to be. I guess they're a double bot. Malcolm, I guess there's an echo for the chat at least.

For the bot? Yeah, but we're not hearing it, so apologize for that, guys. We did not know. I want to continue to give you guys, Oh, as I said it, he gets, Malcolm, you read my mind. There you are. Guys, we got to up the information. If we want to get to these two truths and a lie, which I desperately do,

so that we can find out how big of a liar Brett Sheridan is. That's the point of this whole game. Then we need to step up our game. We are 1023 right now. We got to get to 500 by the 11 o'clock hour so we can spend the second half of this show getting buzzed light year. Oh. I made that up.

I didn't, I didn't read that. First of all, that's impressive. But second of all, when you said 1023, I was like, we already hit $1,0.0.000. Are you fucking kidding me? No, we are at $65. Get them in, get them in loud, get them in proud, and make this really cool box pop up at the bottom because I'm liking that. It looks like Alex is the logo of our show, which is so happy to. Alex, any other matches or can we get to some of the news? We have actually a pay-per-view on Friday, but before we get to the paper-view on Friday,

it is the Eric Whiteley versus John Hoye Star Wars match at 2 p.m. So we got that. And then for our throw-down match, our pay-per-view, that's on Friday at 5 p.m. Make sure you get your tickets at the Shmodanlidon.com or become a $10 Patreon or above. In our undercard, we have Stacey Howard versus Kevin Smith in a singles match. And then for our main title, main event, we have Adam Collins versus Dan Roe 2 for the singles belt. Okay, so that's a huge day, obviously. With the Kevin Stacey one, how are you guys feeling?

This is going to be very interesting. Kevin's already been put through the ringer by facing the flirt and flouse. I don't know if anyone will ever be as tough an opponent. But is Brett there? Is he frozen? I'm not just, I don't know where to look. anymore. I know.

I feel like it looks like I'm looking at. Brett is like lights are on. No one's home. If I hit different views, Malcolm, does that mess up? I'm not going to mess if I go to like Gridview or Together mode. It will. If you move anything around in Stipe here, let me do this for you guys. Let's see if this helps you.

Oh, I'm in Gridview. Did I miss? No, you're probably fine. Is that significantly better for you guys? That is way better for us. But also, we don't know if we're centered, right? You guys look awesome, though. As long as you just don't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So mainly me, because everybody seems to be kind of like situated. I just, I do this little chair swingy thing that I can't do. I'm just centering as much as possible. But Brett, you see, you're fine, brother. You're not really moving that much. I don't know what to do with my hands. This is why people make fun of me for like looking confused all the time

because I have this like open mouth like, huh? What is that? Where is, where are we? Somebody help me. This is not good for my confusion level. I'm going to just box myself in and just try. What mode did you go into? Because my, what mode did you go?

go into so I can get on the same page what did I do what did I change gangster yeah like grid view yeah you want to be in grid mode grid view now I'm off the right let us know how much fun this is you guys I want to hear from you make that schmobot talk let them know how much you love this new view really appreciate y'all uh any thoughts on this match bret shared and any thoughts? Kevin Smith Stacey Howard. Um, well, I, I, I said that, I mean, I can't believe he came back after you said that. Extremely close.

I just wanted to show some appreciation for the people behind the scenes. I went back and watched yesterday's show and was watching the check sheet all over the new format. Thanks to everyone's hard work to make this show what it is, especially at me, especially at me, Courtney. Oh yeah, Courtney is the one that put together. the new layout and has been working with me and has been getting me set up. Just doing awesome work.

She's an amazing person. If you guys at home care about me at all and care about the fact that I have no idea what this Malcolm person looks like, is how old he, where he comes from. Like, please, please, we have to get to do truth and lie with him. Oh, my God. Like, who, none of you guys know who he is, right? No. I am an enigma. I told you.

Well, I told you. He said he's an AI. nuts. That is right. If we get to 1,200, we'll hire a PI to investigate who he is. Yes. The events of my life are inconsequential. How is Dwayne typing?

Where's Dwayne? Dwayne is Malcolm. What are you talking about? I hate to say this. I think I like the other view better. Okay, let's move on to the... Hey, let's not all be, like, even though I can. can't see myself on screen, so it feels like I'm not part of this conversation.

Let's not, let's, let's have a little patience with this new one. That's, that's, that's for people in the chat as well, saying, like, this is cringe. Like, guys, technical difficulties happen. Does anyone remember frame rate? Because I do. This is not frame rate. So anything, uh, moving forward is still better than the first, what, month in studio where we had to buy two new computers to get this shit done?

We're going to make it work, y'all. I promise. Am I still on the show? I don't fucking know, though. This is the actual hardest part of my job because, like, I see like Jacey in the chat. He's like, guys, fix the echoing box, bot please. And I'm like, okay, it is my job to make you guys at home support us with that bot. I think I fixed the echoing bot.

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Did you just put a thumbs up with it? Oh, now I see the thumbs. Oh, that would have been helpful before. I'll just try to figure out Skype, man. Can they see our phones at home? All right. We have to move forward. We have to move forward.

Dan and Collins, obviously, is effing huge. You guys already know. Watch that on Friday. Support. Make sure you show up. I have no idea who's going to win that one. If I had to guess, my money might be on Adam Collins this time,

but betting against Dan Merle is really tough. I don't know. I really don't know. We shall see. But before, not before we get to that. We already got to that. Let's talk about it. Roxy, I'm with you.

Did anybody think we weren't going to act all confused and comment on during the show? I mean, really, did you think we'd act like professionals and just drive through this? No. I am actually trying. Like, I really. Yeah. It's so fun, isn't it? There's so many screen.

It's so, you guys just keep dumb. What faces that way? You guys don't even see what I'm seeing. I'm in half of that's it. Help me, help you. We, I need to get a camera in the middle of my monitor. I need to get like a little goose neck thing because I feel like I'm always either down here or up here. But that's just a, listen, $5,000.

I'll tell you more of that story. Well, the last time we got you to talk, we heard about a cat eating your balls. So it really is very important that we get to this $500 mark soon. I know that we're going to get there ASAP, so you guys keep supporting the Shmobot. Appreciate you. Alex, please, dear God, tell me about what's going on. Let's talk about more Shmodown real quick

just because we have FCL today. Oh. On Twitch at 3 p.m. So make sure you're subscribed to our Twitch channel, Twitch.tv.TV slash the Shmodown. Our main event is Jared Betaglia versus Imon Frost. And then in our undercard, we have Robert Adams versus Andrew Furtado. So make sure you are subscribed there and also on our Shmodeon extras channel on YouTube.

So you can get the stream there. I'm so excited about this. I haven't even talked to you, Winston, about FCL. Are you, is this like a big manager tool for you? A thousand percent. I unfortunately didn't get to see the first weeks of matches yet just because I found the Twitch sometimes doesn't love to stream properly. on the phone. I've had a little bit of an issue.

Like, I was out and about, and I was, like, ready to watch the matches while I was working, and it wasn't really pulling through for me. So I just haven't had a chance to sit down yet and watch it. But I'm excited because I think what my game plan is today, since, you know, we've got Blurds 2 p.m. Pacific, I'll probably, like, right after this is over,

watched last week's matches, and then after Blurds, watch this week's matches. And it's cool. You get to see who's going to come in and be the, you know, the new Dan Merrill, the new Adam Collins, the new OYama, like, in the league, you know, so I'm excited to Steve. Nate one of my players.

Um, Bob. Oh, you're close. You are so rude. You are so rude. Um, um, who you got? You got, uh, you got, oh, you got actually one of my favorites. You got one of my favorite Zach Burkett. I'm, like, really pissed you took him from me.

I'm actually furious you took him from me. He is, he is. He is, he is, he, he, he, he, he, yeah, probably, yeah. Zach is, Zach is a fucking monster and a sweetheart all at the same time. And the fact that you got him is infuriating. But it happens. We shall see. Uh, all right.

So FCL 3 p.m. today. Check it out on Twitch. Uh, yeah. Alex, we are, we are 33 minutes into the show and I'm not talked about anything going on in the world. So tell me, what is happening? All right. So according to streaming. ratings firm Samba TV. Godzilla versus Kong was a hit with an estimated 3.6 million households

tuning in during its first five days, beating Wonder Woman 1984's 2.2 million and Zach Snyder's Justice League's 1.8 million viewers. But this data counts tuning into the first five minutes of the movie on a smart TV as a view and doesn't factor in smartphone and tablet viewers, although why the hell would you watch on that small of a screen. Roxy, two questions. What do you think of the 3.6 million viewers and with the other legendary slash WB release, Dune still not guaranteed to have the simultaneous release on October 1. Should WB reconsider their 2020-201 slate after the sneers $300 million worldwide at the box office? I think it's a big number. I think it's also comparable to how other streaming services

track a stream. So it's not like they're the only ones who, if you only watch for a few minutes, accounts that happens in all of the different platforms. I think that this is a plea because it's popcorny as hell and exactly what we're looking for. That doesn't mean that the rest of their movie and Slate would translate. So yeah, I think that they should constantly reassess. I think that every movie they should reassess because it's a long year. We're about to be as of April 15th in California, anybody above the age of 16 who wants to be

vaccinated is eligible, which theoretically would mean. that a month and a half from that point that everybody would be vaccinated who wanted to be vaccinated. So it probably will take a little longer than that. But by July, people who want to be vaccinated are going to be vaccinated

in this country at least for the most part. So what does that mean in terms of other variants in terms of safety in theaters? I don't know. That's what they have to keep reassessing because if they can put their movies in theaters,

of course that would be that's kind of the move. So I definitely think that they're going to have to continue you asking themselves, what's the biggest money maker here? Goddard, what do you think? Exactly what you're saying, Roxy. I still can't see myself. I don't know if I'm on screen. I know. And I got to keep it. It's going to be a, it's going to be a learning curve because like, does do those clicks equal new subscribers? Like, are they going to start putting maybe a few

ads before the movie or something like that? Like, how are they going to be able to make money? because, you know, Netflix has been around forever, and we still don't know, like, how they profit off their movies because they don't ever release their numbers. And so it's still going to be this learning curve of, like, hey, are those 2.3 million clicks in the first five minutes, does that equal a $500, $800 million box office, which this movie might have gotten?

Because the last one wasn't very successful, but is it better to have it just at the, at your fingertips? Like, I mean, I know it's doing pretty well for pandemic box office, but we'll see what happens afterwards. But yeah, with more people opening, you know, with theaters opening up, with more people getting vaccinated, it's going to be a step-by-step process. And this is going to be a new territory where the studios have to be more flexible, these studio heads that are known to be stuck in their ways and not take any risk.

Like, they're going to be like, okay, this did this much. But now what is our next move? Did Wonder Woman 84 give us more subscribers? Maybe, maybe not. Did Zach Sinner's Justice League? Maybe, maybe not. But this one seemed to do very well. So what's our next move?

Are we going to release it? Are we going to do the $30 Disney tag? Like, what are we going to do for this next one to get us that money to get people either in theaters or to subscribe to HBO Max? Because so far Disney Plus is really raking in the subscribers. Yeah. I don't know if HBO is. but with their straight to like theater and the day it releases, that might be the move.

So I'm very curious to see like what they do because they've got Mortal Kombat coming out. They've got Dune possibly coming out. So there's a lot of big, big movies that could be box office hits. Space Jam. What is it? Space Jam. Yeah, Space Jam. Like do they, I feel like that one for sure they'd want to release in theaters like to get the whole family out there

because that's where the money comes in. You know, like, Dune might be the best HBO Max thing they can hope for because, oh, my God. Didn't even mean to do that. I guess I have to change it. The flowers is taking over. Oh, my God. I don't know why it goes back to that setting every time.

I had to do it before the show. I'm just going to leave it. I'm literally sitting here thinking like, Guys, I've got the magic touch. When I come on, think of these games. The money's going to roll in. The stuff is going to be smooth. And then, like, everybody's like, audio's not sing.

Cannot hear you. Cannot see you. Brett is at some rave right now. I don't know where Winston is. Brett's vaccinated, baby. He's living it up. Yeah. I'm a back.

So, what is your background? Oh, I'm, I'm, you don't know. I'm in the, I'm in the, uh, the space jam, a new legacy. Because it takes place in cyberspace instead of space space. This is like an MS paint file. You see? Oh, that's the old school. That's, I remember seeing that.

I thought you were in front of some fine China. I need y'all help. I've got to start drinking. I thought you were like a pure one or something. Oh, my God. Well, now I'm at my Wii work. So, of course. You know, let's, uh.

If you were wondering what a meltdown looks like, yeah. Hitting them high notes. Oh, I thought the whole show went out, Roxy. I'm just sitting here like, what's going? I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then I text Alex and he's like, no, you're gone.

It was my computer was frozen. Well, welcome back. We're really happy to have you. What did I miss? Without any context, what do you think? I think that, you know, I mean, it was bound to make a lot of money because it was the only thing around. And, you know, like, I think it's just one of these just popcorn films that a lot of people wanted to see.

And it was the first wave of people kind of really getting back into the theater. So is that what we're talking about? I kind of think you nailed it. That was fucking impressive. Wow. I mean, I'm surprised we're on the main

topic, but maybe you should chill out a rave more often. That was like, you know, some like Molly-induced wisdom that you brought to our screens just now, and I highly appreciate this. Brett's like that meme of the guy yelling at the girl at the club.

Well, I think Godzilla versus Kong made all the box office because it was the only thing there. People are so excited to get back into the theaters. The Morse code has donated $25. The look of the new layout, especially the Shmi Bot Box, is great. I do miss seeing everyone and I'm just going to have to imagine that Malcolm is a silence until I finish and episode and remember find out what he looks like.

Yeah, well, we got to get that. We have to know what he's bringing to the table. Guys, we are at a measly $112. We are far away from knowing what Malcolm's truth and lies are. We just need to know more about him. But first up, we'll be Ben Godd. Let's get in those supports right now. Please and thank you so we can spend the second half of the show getting hammered

as we guess each other's shit completely wrong. Appreciate y'all very much. Winston, do you think that ego is going to play? Michael Rettlingis donated $20. Hey, just showing some support. yeah. Listening when I can. Been having to work on the farm during the mornings. Hope this helps to get to the gold. Hi, Brett. Every bit helps guys. You guys are awesome. And every time somebody in here makes that Schmobot go, then you make my heart go. Good. Nicely done. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Finished strong. Finish, do you think that ego is going to play any part in this for Warner Brothers? like do you think that there's any part of them that's going to say we made a plan we're going to stick to it no matter what that ends up looking like or do you think that finances are going to rule and if they think that there's something else they can do to make more money they're going to pivot fifty dollars i enjoy the new layout looking nice today the audio is synced now and we can hear the voice of god coming through just going to take some getting used to however i miss seeing alex's tv in the background love your roks get to that goal Thank you very much. Thank you, Travis. You're awesome, Travis, always so supportive. I will let you know that I can secretly see Alex's TV right now. And Alex clearly cared a lot more about you guys at home than he cares about us because there's fucking nothing. There's nothing on his television.

What are you talking about? I can clearly see that's like some sort of night, like nighttime cityscape and that's like a giant skyscraper like running all down the center. You don't see that? like, Roxy, are you blind? What are you seeing? It's like right there. There's like a skyscraper right through the middle. That's like a night, the nighttime sight sky.

No, I think that that's a blur. Alex, what's on your screen? Nothing. It's my, it's the reflection of my ringlight. A thousand percent of the, that's the edge of his window. I don't need my ringlight either. No, no, I know. That's that.

Alex, that's right. A window right there. I can see it. I'm being an asshole. But. But to answer your question, Roxy, as far as, like, what do I think Warner Brothers will do? I think it just depends. I think that they've had so much kind of, like, back and forth with a number of different things,

whether it be the streaming release stuff, whether it's everything with the Snyder cut stuff, whether it's, like, all of the things kind of happening universally here. My God, I hate all of you. Like, I think, I think that they have a very set vision of what they want to do. And as long as it is giving them the things that they are planning on, they're just going to push forward. But if they feel like it is not meeting some of the demands that they're hitting, then they, as they have done multiple times, will continue to pivot. But I think, what is what's up? I've got, like, this just got retweeted on my timeline right here.

Like, and it's like, on this, too, like on streaming, like how we're going to, how they're going to make money. Apparently, there's a streaming platform called Venue. And the founder's CEO, what this does, Venue enables the ability to monitor a living room for people and sell individual on-demand tickets to view at home first-run cinematic releases, sporting events, and concerts. So the new streaming device venue is like no other product on the market because it holds a detection sensor that counts the number of audience members present in the room.

thereby giving content creators the ability to sell tickets on a pay-per-view-view-basket. The sensor monitors the room throughout content stream and ensures the ticket-to-audience ratio is equal, giving content creators the ability to charge each viewer just like a movie theater, concert, or sporting venue. Executives from Warner Bros., Sony, Paramount Vigio, CBS, and Universal have joined the team to develop and launch venue with the veteran entertainment and tech industry leadership. in place this patented advancement in reaching consumers is a boom to the movie studio concert and live event marketplace that will benefit from the at-home ticketing technology.

Use the code. At checkout. F-E-N-Live at checkout venue.com. Like, that's one that's terrifying that this thing is in the room. And two, we're all fucked because you literally. I hate everything about that. I hate everything about that because I'm going to pay like $100 to go see a concert. That's because I'm at a fucking venue.

I'm fucking seeing that shit live. I'm seeing the actual, even if I'm watching on a, you're going to charge me $20 fucking dollars to watch this concert at home when you know goddamn well it isn't even remotely close to the same. Go fuck yourself. That is like offensively infuriating. I hate that. I fucking hate that.

On top of what you said, I didn't even think about the mentality of now they're just looking in my fucking living room. Right. But you already turn off. Like what does it fucking turn off? That's the scary part. It is really scary. I think it's especially really scary because we all really appreciate our privacy.

And privacy is something that's really important to us and that we're always trying to protect. And Brett, I know you know exactly how to do that. Yes, I do, Roxy. Well done. I appreciate that Passover. Boom. We did it. Malcolm, if we shut that, Schmoe Bod.

off right now. Listen, a few decades ago, private citizens used to be largely that. Private. What's changed? The Internet. Think about it. Everything you browse, search, watch, tweeted, you know, they're watching you. All your data is being crawled through, collected, aggregated by third parties into a permanent public record. It's frightening. Your record. Public. Having your private life exposed for others to see was once something only celebrities worried about. But in an air where everyone is online, everyone is a public figure. So to keep my data private, when I go online, I turn to express. Oh, yeah, quit yelling at me. If you believe that your data is your private business, secure yourself. Oh, no. Actually, Brett, I'm just going to chime on in here for one second and let you know

that your audio is gone. No, they can hear you. They can hear you. Oh, they can hear me. Who told me? They can because they're all saying that his audio's out. No, they can hear us. They can hear us now, I promise. Oh, okay. All right. That's what happens. These data harvesterers come in and they do that and they mess with us and they're getting to us now.

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I have to remind you guys about your privacy, and I know we're going to need a clean take of that. So we will come back to ExpressVPN. Don't you forget it. At least I wasn't 95% of the way through the ad. No, yeah, no, I know that I made you read the whole thing anyway, but you guys missed the middle part, and that was the good part. He took his clothes off.

He swung it in the air like he just didn't care. and now I really do need help from you guys. So if you were at home and you're like, Roxy, this seems like a stressful event that you're going through right now. I really appreciate you guys wanting to see the show that I have planned for you all, which means that you want me to get drunk. I've never had a truly before. I thought this would be a nice day to try it.

I've never had a truly. I never had one. Truly, you've been missing out. All right. Okay, that slow clap is for both of you. All right. All right. So if we get to that $500 mark every $100 after that, we will play two truths or lie.

So we got to get there. Thank you guys for everybody who's helped to support us thus far. I don't actually know where we're at right now. I think- Roxy, is that a truly lemonade or just like a regular truly? It says truly wildberry? That's the regular thing, the wildberry favorite. That one's not bad.

That one's not bad. The lemonade's the too sweet for me. The two, like, you get like that sweet-thouse. Try the ice teas. Oh, okay, I've been meeting to. I just haven't drank it. Bro, but real talk? 89.

This is like a total SMD moment, but I'm not going to say it because Brett, remember what happened when you did. Wait, who needs the SM your D? The people, the people need to suck my D. Oh, shit. I'm just, I mean, that's what's on my hinge profile, but so far no matches.

What is S my D? The people. I have an unrelated to this. question, but Ben, if you truly are on Hinge or any of those apps, my question for you is this, are you going to update your profile to say you're vaccinated? Oh. No, I have seen that. But no, I'm probably not going to.

At no point, because it does feel like a little animal-like to be like, I've got all my shots. Yeah. I mean, look. I'm how strained as well. Look, man, we do that. That's how I get a mess. Cats and dogs, right? You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's how you do it. You just be like, hey, I got my shots. I know how to pee in the toilet. Like, you know, I take naps. Like, take me, please? Yeah. Yeah, Ben's got fully vaccinated, but I don't wear condoms

because it ruins the feeling. So he's got to, he skates two different. Honestly, speaking the truth. You have to pick your battles, Brett. Yes. Wow. Yeah. And so that's why kids at home, don't wrap it up.

Just let that think it. Oh, my God. It was a joke. It was a joke. Uh-huh. Yeah, whatever. If you're a kid at home watching this and you believe that, then you should stop watching right now. You should.

So, Roxy, you're all good. No one should be getting their sex advice from us. That should not be. When I was in high school. school, my sex ed teacher. Did you guys have sex ed in high school? I had it in fifth grade. Okay. So when I was in high school, my sex ed teacher, fifth grade, wow. That's a horny area. Oh, okay. I went to a private school. It was called family life. We had a family life and donated $100. How yeah. Let's see if we can get to the drinking. Looks like they all could use it today. Love this show and everything.

you guys are doing. I'm positive drinking. I just hope we get there sooner than later. So thank you guys for that. And we'll all take a collective drink at 500 because I just changed the rules of the game. That sounds out. So appreciate y'all. So when we had sex ed, it wasn't until high school, though. And in high school, my sex ed teacher was very old. She was just a really old lady. and she used a microphone to talk. And we were in a class of 25 people. And so she would use this microphone to talk.

And one day, I showed up late to class. And she came outside to talk to me. She said, can I talk to you outside? And neither of us realized that she was still miced. And I was like, Oh, that's what a way to say to her? Just showing support. Appreciate you.

Thank you so much. Thank for the support. We love that. I said into the mic, I didn't realize I was talking to the mic, but I was like, I honestly was very late to get my period. It's a fucking blood bath. Like, this is a disaster. Oh my God.

You said that out loud to do a mic to the whole class. I was like, I'm just not doing well. This is, and like, I am so sorry. I'm late. And it was true. I had like, I don't know if any of you guys know this, but like when you are new to getting your period, it's hard to navigate. You don't know like what's happening.

No, none of us know this, Roxy. Well, maybe you and girlfriends who talked to you about it, whatever. So it's hard. I know these things because I have a daughter. Yeah, yeah. I have to, I ask my wife what I should be expecting when it comes to this. But go ahead. So we walked back into the classroom and everybody was cackling.

Like they were all laughing so hard. I sat down and she was so mad that everybody was laughing so hard that she said, today I'm not going to teach you how to use condoms. See how you like that. And so we never learned how to be condoms. It was supposed to be the day you put the gondoms on the banana. Wait, wait. And because of my period, we never learned.

Travis Lloyd donated $20. Love you guys, we got Texas in this today. I wish you guys to the end of the line. Boo the way I play drums professionally. So if you ever need some help or a drum roll got you. Hey, Gilbert, go Travis, Travis boys in the house. And if you want more stories like this, keep sending in those schmobots.

You are responsible for every prom baby. Yeah, I know. Proxy, do you realize you just got all of Boston and your generation pregnant because of your period? I know, I know. But like, what kind of teacher is that? That's a shitty teacher that should immediately be fired. Fired, fired, yeah.

I mean, for both things. I was so humiliated when I walked back in. And then on top of that for her to be like, fuck you guys, no condoms. Yeah. Broxy, they're not the same, but I'm just imagining like a history teacher if I had been over like,

look, I'm so sorry. A cop like pulled me over and harassed me on the way to school today. All right, oh, y'all think that's funny? Fine. We ain't learned about no goddamn slavery. Slavery is off the table. It didn't fucking happen. Good luck, bitches.

Like, I'm just imagining the most irrational bullshit. Yeah, 100%. It was really actually Like we all thought it was funny that we weren't going to do the condom things But like you can't do that You need to teach kids how to use condoms Not that's that hard to understand how to use But like you should be shown once

You should be shown once how to do it You should do that in that like especially trying to know Like the first few times you use them You might accidentally put it inside out And if you decide the first time you want to do it Is with the fire and ice You might end up like numbing her cooching and sending your dick on fire Like you want to make sure

$20 dollars to do it Mm-hmm. Very true. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. And so the point is, when I say don't wrap it up, it's because that's how I was taught. Yeah. So it's not my fault. It's not your fault, it's not your fault.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you, guys. All right. I donated $20. Thank you. The streamers corpse, Husband, Valqueray, and Sukuna will be playing among us with the Stranger Things Kids live on Jimmy Fallon's Twitch channel today. It will be aired on the tonight show next week.

It's exciting to see creators gain even more legitimacy. I agree, but what was that? What was that TikTok girl that just did all the TikTok dances next to Jimmy? That was real bad. Like, I like, I like, I like, Sycuno and corpse, and I, like, I think it'll be fun playing among us, because, like, that's more interactive rather than Jimmy Fallon just, like, watching, like, with, like, the cars. but that was oh that was tough to watch man that was really tough to watch and you know she's um starring in the what what's the makeover on the girl movie that and then she's all of a sudden so

beautiful she's all that she's all that i think that's the one she's star whatever they're doing the remake of she's the star of it addison ray you can't you can't remake she's all that whatever the movie i don't remember if that's what it is she's going to be the star if that's what it is because I was talking about that, actually that movie with my wife, and she's like, that movie is so horrible. That's like, oh, the only way you'll get a guy is if you aren't dowdy and you beautify yourself or whatever. That's like a horrible message these days.

And then, oh, my God, if they remake that, my wife's going to kill all of us. What's worse? That or if you get your period, you shouldn't be taught to use condoms. I think those, like, neck and neck. Nets. Sophie's choice right there. Yeah, yeah. So, Brett, would you be against them

remaking Greece for that reason? Oh, yeah. I don't think, I mean, you know, or just change the songs a little and make them, make them just less rapy. There's a little difference in Greece because Danny tries to become a jock, too, to get with Sandy at the end of the movie.

It's not like Sandy, like, is the only one. Like, Sandy, you know, puts on a leather jacket, you know, how you doing stuff? Yeah, but she liked him not that way. Oh, so apparently. Yeah, but he literally was like getting over his whole tough guy routine of like, oh, I can't show emotion. I can't show this girl I like her. So I'm going to join the track team and get a letterman right before graduation to show that I've changed. But then he had to go back to who she liked him for who he was. He did not. He liked her for tell me about it studs, smoking cigarette, leather wearing Sandy.

Yeah. No, he, they did not. I mean, I'm not trying to defend a movie with 35 year old high schoolers, It's one of my favorite movies of all time, but... I think the line, did she put up a fight is what a lot of people... Yeah. Did she put up a fight? Take Lombridge with, if you will. It's not Revenge of the Nerds, though. Yeah, to me, that is an actual, like...

Sexual Assault scene. I mean, that scene is insane. The Revenge House? Absolutely. There's no other way to look at it. You can't pretend that you're somebody else and have sex with somebody and then and then have that not be what that is. That movie, that movie creeps me the F out.

Oh, it's, oh, it's, it's so, like, watching that, even like, I watched the movie and I was like 12 and I was like, he did what? Yeah, a few years ago, I interviewed the writer. And he would, yeah. No, no, I don't mean to interrupt, but you wanted to hear more about Malcolm. Malcolm was trying to share his, oh, no, you guys are fine. I was just going to say, there's. There's a, you know the beginning of Greece where it does that whole animated intro? You know, have you ever noticed that it flashes a swastika really big on the screen during that?

It does what? Is it the cabaret thing? I don't know, but it's, it shows, I swear to God, it shows a swastika really big all over the screen. Hold on, let me find a picture of it. Malcolm, are you Jewish? Is this two truths in a lie yet? No, we're not there yet. We're not there yet.

This is just a preview Roxy question. Well, I guess you'll have to wait. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who's hosting this show? Is it me or is it Malcolm? You don't even know. Guys, get us there.

We are currently at 352. Come on. We've got to get 148. Good math. Rock, $4. So we're at that $500. The other thing about Greece that I was going to say is that, or not with Greece,

with Revenge of the Nerds, that was also a problem is the fact that, like, at one point they put a bunch of cameras in the women's locker room and film them without them knowing and shit. Yeah, that's crazy. Wait, this is for sure a swastika. Yeah, I can't believe that. What part?

Where are y'all looking at this? It's in the chat. I put it in Skype. it's the bad kind of swastika too. Like it's... Whoa. I usually notice this shit real quick and I've probably seen this movie 500 times

so I'm gonna... I'm a tweet about this. I'm a re-ha- Well, sorry to pull back the curtain on you like that. That is quite okay. And hope you all had a happy Pesach. Pesach Simea, my dear Jews. Where's Kate, my fellow Jew when I need it?

She's not really. All right. We don't know. Malcolm could be Jewish. We'll have to find out later on in the show. That's what we call a tease. Alex, what else is going on in the world other than swastikas and Greece? Just one point out at the chat.

I was saying that she's all that is being remade as he's all that. Oh, and Addison Ray is starring in that. Yes. So that's like what men want instead of what women want type thing. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Which is funny that they actually did make it work because that was one of my favorite Chappelle show sketches where it's like you can't make what men what because you're like

damn look at her ass like that like doesn't work at all yeah oh my goodness I would I would like that though to know I'll give you an idea what it is Roxy all right look at me now yeah I'm just I'm just your friend that lives next door now look at me now I'm I was right here all along, Roxy. Whoa. It was right here all along. I'm not going to lie, bro. Like, you got me feeling some type of way about myself right now.

When you whipped them glasses off, I was like, wait a minute, Jesus. The way he did it. The way he did it was good. I won't lie. He had a good swift motion. I don't know who did your makeover, Brett, but they're a genius. Yeah. Total genius.

I agree. Alex. All right. Let's talk about this. So we have an. animated feature based on the marshmallow candy line, Peeps. No. Coming out, and it follows a rag-tag group of Peep's characters

who set on a cross-country journey to attend the annual brand celebration in Pennsylvania, known as Peeps Fest. Now, this is going to be produced by the producers of the gritty core drama, The Mauritanian. So, Roxy, what do you think of this? And what other candy do you want to see made into a movie? I mean, it's my last day, folks. you all uh i'm out this is a this is a stretch i mean we are reaching here this is like

you never know what when you can pull something out of your ass but this really feels like somebody dumped out their easter candy and decided uh and i mean dumped out through their butthole just to be and then was like, oh, this seems good for a film idea. Also, I'm on acid. I don't know. As somebody who is a writer who sits there in agony for years writing projects. And I'm just like, I got to make this right. It's got to be original.

I've got to really work on character development. And does this make sense? And then to hear like, oh, this peep's movie is being made. It kind of makes me want to throw myself off of the balcony. So thanks for sharing Alex. Yeah. I mean, and talk to me.

I mean, you're seeing what the hell they're billing it, right? Which everybody says that that's the thing. You've got to have your tags. Like, what is this compared to?

They're tagging it trolls meets Smurfs. And I'm like, I'm just like, I, and I'm wondering if like Pepsi got involved with this early. So they like introduced the peeps Pepsi soda as like a means to kind of begin this like peepsverse type shit.

No, and I wanted, unfortunately, I want to try it just to see, but I also know you take once if you instantly get diabetes three, which is a new type of diabetes formed by however much sugar is inside that soda. Like, I just... Is that a joke or that's it? That's a joke. That's a joke. All people are. But, but it's just sugar. I was like, you get diabetes three. But was you, I saw this on the cover of like a Rouse, you know, flyer or whatever. Would you eat a schmore with peeps instead of a would you do that oh my gosh why are you adding extra letters yeah why do you say schmore it's it's the german in me it's the flouse that comes out would you eat a schmore i felt like that was very jewish of you wait a minute what are you

what are you supposed to say smorgisbord smore i guess more oh i say can i please have Some more. I don't know. Yeah. I kind of say both. No, you don't. No, no, I kind of do. I kind of do.

The only thing, the only thing that I get clowned on because people are saying I add it in an extra C, but that's how we just said it in the part of Texas I'm from. Like, I call them raccoons instead. Like, I guess some people call them raccoons. Yeah, but you don't call them raccoon sh. Like, you know, raccoon sounds like a word you can't say. Like, raccoon sounds like you're really coming after somebody. I'm not into that. Raccoon, you got to put the emphasis on the right syllable.

Yeah, the raccoon. Yeah, but you actually put the emphasis correctly on the word emphasis. You've got to do both. I didn't realize until late in the sentence when I was kidding. It happens to me on. You got to put the emphasis on the right syllable. Yep. You do.

If you guys like to know the contribution Malcolm has made to this conversation, he's just simply in the chat typed s'more. Smoor. Thank you, welcome for that. We were getting to know you oh so well. But would you eat one is the question with a peep instead of a marshmallow. No, that's too much. It seems like a lot.

As a child, yes, 100%. That's like that KFC sandwich that was two pieces of fried chicken with bacon in the middle. Double down? Okay. The double down was glorious. No. Yo, yo, my heart stopped both times I ate it. I was going to say, y'all can't complain about getting type 3 diabetes

that get out there in these fucking double downs, motherfuckers. No, no, Brett. Whatever you're going to say, no. I got to tell, Winston, I ate it in the parking garage of our apartment hiding from my wife. I said driving by, I'm like, oh, I got to try one of those. She goes, you are not. And I, like, snuck one in.

KFC. Yeah, I just regular chicken. Right. Brett. The real talk, as I'm one month away from moving in with Kristen, I'm literally sitting, I sat there last night, kind of stoned, and I was like, yo, I kind of won McDonald's at, like, one in the morning. And I was like, no, dude, don't do it.

Like, you're on your fitness shirt. You don't do this shit. And I was like, bitch, you better do it because the minute you move in with Kristen, you ain't ordered no goddamn McDonald's at one in the morning. You guys are posting really fucking cute pictures. Oh, thanks, rocks. Yeah, it's really cute. I'm so alone.

I'm sorry, Rob. Same. It's fine. It's fine. Everybody's engaged. It's fine. I'm fine. I'm not engaged. I'm not engaged.

Look at my Instagram timeline. You know, Ben, you like the bitch as you think as much as I do. What do you think about the peeps movie? I don't know why this is like, because I get trolls. I really do and I get Smurse. Like the first two, like the fact that they made the last Smurfs. movie completely CGI. I was like, yes, this is what it's what it should have been. Like the problem with the first two is like the human like the real people like it didn't work. But yeah, I get trolls.

Like yeah, of course trolls are brightly colored. They sing like what's not to like about them for kids. I don't understand the peeps thing because like peeps are now a meme about being trash and overrated and stuff like that. Like that's the only time I see peeps like in the like the pop culture zeitgeist. So I don't know. Like it was like the emoji movie came out like three years too late Because like it was That's what I compare it to. I don't compare it to trolls and smurf.

This is the new emoji movie and it made people didn't even go see it to see like Oh let me go see how bad this is like no people it's like no it's gonna be terrible and I'm not gonna go see it And so I don't know why they want to spend money on this like I totally understand you know Dredging up some old IP and making a a terrible animated kids movie to it, but why peeps? Like, I'm gonna watch it, but... Cocaine's a hell of a drug, man. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

That's all I don't know. It doesn't feel like a cocaine movie. It feels like a mushroom trip gone wrong. There's a rag-tag group of peeps, okay? You got your bad peep, right? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna call him Rocky. You don't get me in practice so free. I like it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and there's a heist. They're gonna go to a hike. right, man. Right, right, right. This is good shit. All right, there we're good. Look, all I know is, all I know is, if any of us have ever felt some type of way about how we haven't made it yet or whatever and stuff like that, when you find out that a peeps movie exists, you should instantly go, oh, Hollywood trashed than a motherfucker. We're fine. Like, we'll get there or we won't, but like, there is a peeps movie that exists. There was an emoji movie. Yeah, go ahead. Winston. Yeah. I just know that like TikTok stars are going to be the voice of peeps like yeah yeah like it's all good like don't even stress out at all man I gotta get more famous that's just my take from all this I'm doing them dances Roxy I cannot it's just so like sitting there I'm sorry did you watch Addison Ray on Jimmy Fallon I promise you you can fucking do that I'm not saying can't do it man please tell me you so to bring it all right comparison with Adi-

She got dragged properly, but you know what? You know, she's like that Zombie Land meme. She's crying with all her money. So she's like, oh, no, bring it on memes. Oh, let me just go wipe my tears with my millions of dollars from doing 20-second chick dances. But that, that, I know, but I guess that's the whole problem. That's why I love that people were comparing it to bring it on.

You guys, it's like, you stole my bit, but you both like, Gobbage. Goldfish movie or Wii riots. From New Guy. Thank you very much. Absolutely. Hell yeah. Hell yes. You guys see what I learned about goldfish?

You guys see what I learned about goldfish? What did you learn? It's really cute. The guy that made goldfish, his wife was a Pisces and he wanted to make her a snack. Aw. And so he made him shaped like a fish. I hate it. Yo!

wait a minute. So this was, because those are old as fuck. So the term, yo, girl, you a snack has been a thing for a long fucking time. Now, Roxy's like, if, Roxy's like, if my new man doesn't make me an actual snack, we riot. Oh, well, yeah, I'm a snack fiend. Like, I am, I have such a sweet dude. I don't even know if you guys realize the damage I do. Like, if, if type 3 diabetes was a thing, I got it. Jesus I think that might have been disrespectful I'm sorry I'm not like I've learned when I went when I helped

Dan Amara move I'm not a big gas station snack person Like I don't I don't really just eat chips Or like candies and like I like those things like In the right setting but like Like every gas station we would stop off I was like what do I want?

Like I know I should get something But I'm just like I couldn't find anything Like I'm just not a gas station snack person at all. Yeah, well, that's a U problem because do you ever have many Oreos? No. Wow, that's a

U issue. That's a U problem. They're really good. They can't eat Oreos without milk though, bro. What the fuck? I mean, I can eat Oreos about milk for many. Who has milk in life? Comes from a cow in the nipples. It's so fucking gross.

Is that what you're going to tell your kid? Who has milk? It comes from my nipples, what the fuck? Yeah. Hey, someone's dead. What are you doing? Jokes on me that you think that I could breastfeed a child. Oh my God.

Where'd the child grow? Not in me. Oh, no. I mean, you're the one of the ones that I've used condoms. So one day or the next, Roxy. Jokes on you, Ben Goddard. I don't have sex. All right.

Jokes on me, I pull out. Yeah. Well, that's been really fun. Alex. Oh, God, I forgot. I forgot what my fucking holder photo is. Whoops. Wait, what was it?

Where'd you go? It was from the very first episode of PbPN, where I was, like, being seductive, and I was surrounded by hot chocolate in the back. It's a whole thing. Don't worry about it. Oh, my gosh. I want to see it. I don't think the people can see it, but I want to see it.

Oh, I can only see your knee. Yeah. But you're holding that thing, his knee. That's not as me. I actually don't know where to go from here. Alex, continue. I do have to use a restroom before we go to the stream labs, but I need some privacy while I do it.

So Brett wants to tell me more about that. I just had to warm up the voice a little bit. All right, let me turn that down. Sorry, wasn't quite ready for that transition. Go use the bathroom. Well, his transition was fast. He came at you quick. Maybe he should have let you have more privacy.

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Wait, wait, wait, and then make the... Condom joke. No, no, no, I was just going to say I'm having deja vu. Deja vu. It's just like... Rocks. Yes, so nice. He hit it twice.

What's up? Did you know that our, will you accept this L gift is starting to go viral? No. What happened? I guess people have found it, like, whatever you type, just like, take an L. It is like, like, people are starting to use the me offering you the L, like, on a regular because people keep tagging me to be like, yo shit, is that you dog?

And so if it helps, it's only like kind of the side of your hair. So it's not like you're out here just like accepting else or nothing. But we're in a gift together that people are using. Did I tell you guys how much I can use some alcohol right now at 11th, 20th morning? A hundred more dollars and we get to that 500, then we can start officially playing this game. Get them in loud, get them in proud, and make sure that I can be buzzed for watching a giff of me receiving an L over

and over and over again. Appreciate y'all. I mean, that's just like... Oh, there it is. Yeah. It's like... Travis Gilbert donated $20. I enjoy a good glass of

cow nipal juice with my schmaw. Try replacing a Hershey chocolate with a Reese's peanut buttercup in your next schmores experience. There's something about milk that is just fucking freaky. Like, if it's cold and frozen

like ice cream, that's one thing, but if it's just like a liquid, oh, I mean, can you guys see it? My goosebumps and my hair standing up. Can you see that? Yeah, you really don't like milk. I don't like the concept. First of all, you guys know how I feel about non-opake liquids. It's true.

I don't like that. And milk, oh, milk's like, oh, no, no, I actually don't want to talk about it anymore. This is me to my therapist, I actually don't want to talk about it anymore. Oh, I love milk. What did I say? What did I say, Ben? I don't want to talk about it anymore. Ben, what did I say?

Are you even listening to me, Ben? Am I still on screen? I'm going to get some milk right now, Brett, but I need some privacy there, so can you get me soon? I agree. I agree for another $100. I'll continue doing now. I'll just do it on loop for the rest of the show. What's going on with the people?

And while Alex is speaking, interrupt the fuck out of him. Thank you. Whoa. All right, let's get to some stream labs. The first one is from Justin Square. Ooh, snap. Does everybody know what time it is? It's time for another edition of Roxy.

Hey, it's half past noon somewhere. Why not get Roxy wasted? Thank you. Ryan Payne, thank you for that $85 donation. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. That's our five punch.

That's our 500. We all get to take a drink. We get to 600. We play our first round with Ben Goddard. But I appreciate you. I'm about to have my first sip of truly. What do you guys got? Anybody got some of fun?

There's whiskey in this, so I've been drinking. He's been drinking. Good. I told everybody before you have to make sure that you get a little buzzed. If you do like seltzer, if you do like, if you do like, not to make an ad out of this. Go get that butterline or the, Bud Light and Seltzer out of office. I'm just here to support my fellow Jew Roxy.

Hope you had a wonderful Passover, Oxy. Oh, thank you. Oh, 50 shades. Thanks, friends. Appreciate you. I did not really celebrate much of Pesach this year, which is so shitty because I love Passover. It's one of my favorite holidays.

But it's just really hard when it's such a communal holiday. It is one of those, like you can't do it on Zoom because there's so many steps to it. you got to be in person for the satyr. Cheers to you guys. This smells like vile. The smell isn't great. My wife, I drink those and my wife does not like the smell.

Is Wildberry the one that smells like cum, Roxy? Oh, God. Let me see how I can answer this, Ben. No. Okay. Wait a minute. Because there is one in like the berry mix pack for Truly. Oh my God, the worst.

Well, okay, I need you all to cheers into the camera because it's West Indian culture that if you don't look somebody in the eyes, that's seven years bad sex, so cheers. Dear. They assume I'm having any. That might be why. You haven't been cheering. They haven't been cheering of people in their eyes. This is your seven-year bad string, bro.

Wow. I'm in the seven years right now. Maybe. Damn. What do we know? We want to get to Ben Goddard's, two truths and a lie. We want to get to everybody. So start sending them in. Keep sending them in. We appreciate you. Alex, after your potty break, you ready to read me some chats?

Yeah, yeah. Justin Square, does everybody know what time it is? It's time for another edition of Roxy at the cookout. Simple question today. If the cookout starts at 1 p.m., what time do you show up? I hope you all are enjoying these, by the way. Happy Tuesday, S.E.N. crew? This is a really stressful question for me, and I'll tell you why. I am early to everything I do. But I also know that. that if you, I'm not like, whoever's throwing the cookout, they're inviting me through the first time, we're newer friends. I don't want to stress them out. I don't want to show up early to their place. So, but you can't be too late because that's rude and the first time there. So I feel like if it starts at one, I don't know how long the cookout's going.

Maybe, maybe 120? That's acceptable. Realistically, 2 o'clock is a little more accurate. An hour. An hour. Well, the reason, well, because you have to understand a. Cookout is going until like almost midnight. Like, you know what I'm saying?

People leave around when the sun goes down, but like that motherfucker will be going. So like it's the one o'clock, if you're getting a one o'clock call time, that's really just like a, hey, this is around the time when things might start to happen, but not really. Like nothing's really. Yeah, exactly. See, Mason dude said it to you. Show up about two. That's correct.

12.45. No, I'm kidding. That's my guts at television 245. And you bring whatever Winston's ante makes best, and you bring your own version of it with raisins in it, and you're golden. I just don't know. I just don't know.

It seems like my, this is the first answer I've gotten wrong, but showing up an hour late to an invite is so challenging to me. But I know it is, but what you have to think of it as is do not think of the one, o'clock as the actual start time in that regard. Think of the one o'clock as like a preamble of when people like when the actual host will probably start moving chairs outside. So like one o'clock is to let you know that's about the time not closed. What if I help move the chairs? I can help. Which is nice. And you can if you want to. I'm just like you want to pace yourself. Like it's going to be a long

event. So like literally one o'clock is I'm out the shower and I'm starting to set up for y'all to be here. Like maybe the music has turned on. That's about all that's happened at one. By two o'clock, much everybody's showing up, stuff like that. Maybe come at 1.30 if you want to guarantee you get a good parking spot. But like other than that, you know. Oh, I need a good parking spot. I'm a little bitch about parking. But that shit will ruin my day. If I can't find a good parking spot, I often will go home. If I drive somewhere and I don't find parking, I'm like, fuck this. I fucking hate that. I really have a big pet pee. I'm milk and non-parking. not no that's fair that's why coming to visit you sometimes was hard because sometimes your street

sucks where it's not anymore i moved no i know your new place isn't bad but your old place was yeah yeah oh yeah you've been here considering you brought a tree into my house that is a true story i feel like you have to give them more than that because that just sounds really fucking weird with no context no he brought a tree i bought a tree do you guys know that bought a tree? No. Have you shown it anywhere? I have an Instagram story, Ben.

I look at every single story of yours. I do, too. I don't know how I missed this fucking tree. Wow. I saw it. Alex. I saw the tree. Okay, so the tree does not live up to any kind of hype according to Alex.

I saw it. It's not great. I mean, I've seen better trees, I guess. I don't know. Great as fuck. Try. So I was. feeling really lonely and like I couldn't take care of anything in my life. And, you know, all my

friends are having babies and stuff. And I was like, well, I can't do that. And so then all my friends who don't have babies have dogs. And I was like, well, I definitely can't keep a dog alive right now. So I was like, what can I do that makes me feel like I matter at all? And if I died in my apartment, something else would die too. And so I got a tree. But I went to the store to get the tree because I thought I could bring the tree back by myself. And I could not because I am a wee one. I am a wee one. The baby in my belly.

The tree in my apartment. And so I tried to bring the tree home by myself, but I couldn't. So I brought my boyfriend stuffs a bra with me. And we tried to get the tree in, but we could not. And so I waited around. Winston said, I'm busy with my mom all day, but I can try to stop by at night. and then I tapped Winston and Doreena's husband and made them come.

Oh, and this random guy across the street who was shirtless who looked buffing up and up. How big is this fucking tree? Do you buy a fucking oak or something? What to fuck? It's fucking huge. It's a big ass palm tree. That looks amazing in her apartment.

But like, we definitely, like, the only thing about it that was like crazy, I didn't know palm trees had fucking spines like cacti. So like we went, I went to grab it. I said, what the fuck? And then every couple of seconds we were going up the stairs, would accidentally grab a spine, but I would just be quiet because I was like, be a man, and like this would just continue to like keep going through, even though I'm sure I bled out

on the way home. It was intense. I can't ever leave this place now because I don't know how we would get the tree out. So it was a really big tree. I also got the tree put in a cement potter. Oh, yeah. And that didn't help. Barry's brother.

I hate you I hate everything you've ever done No you don't You fucking love punsy you little motherfucker You give Alex's goddamn flowers While he's here to smell him You dumb bitch And the people don't even know where it's coming from

Oh Putting the fucking emote in front of your face too Winston As you're laughing Guys we're at a rate right now we're at a rate right now where every like five minutes we got to be making 50 bucks so send them in i want to start hearing these two truths in a lie i want to be drinking more get me as buzzed as you can this has been a rough ass week for me maybe you'll find out why in my two truths and a lie oh oh shit you all hear that rhyme i just rhyme oh the rhyme oh yeah that was dope

vincent what do you want from me what do you want for me this is the best part about the tree situation. Once we got it inside, I started feeling very self-conscious about my life. So I just kept turning to Winston being like, you think it looks good, right? Winston, you think it looks good? Winston, you think it looks good? Winsentz-it-out. The tree looks great. You really just started feeling very self-conscious about your life. I'm pretty jealous of that. Yeah, that's a good point. I've been there for a minute now. We're at 524, get in the $76. Is that right? 76? Yeah, Matt. For that 600 to hear Ben Goddard's two trees and a lie. All right, Alex, hit me with those chats.

Justin Square, I know that something has changed. Never felt this way. And right here tonight, this could be the start of something new. It feels so right to be here with you. Thank you, Justin. I love it. I love it. Really good.

Inappropriated, it says, I'm listening to the Amadeas soundtrack at work, and it's great background music. What are some other soundtracks I could vibe to in the office? Roxy, ever go to Pinocchio's Pizza in Cambridge? No, because I don't eat cheese. So it's a milk thing, too. I don't, I've never been there. The only pizza places that I've ever been to that I know are amazing because of all my friends, Pino's, Pizzeria Regina.

Boston's got some really good pizza. Bless you, bless you. I saw you sneezing. But wait a minute. If you don't eat cheese, you don't eat pizza then, right? Yeah, I'll take the cheese off. Do you eat vegan cheese? No, I don't like the way it tastes.

I eat sauce and bread. And like... Yeah. I like a barbecue chicken and vegetables, you know, like I'll just fully load a... You know how they have white pizzas? Yeah. It's red pizza. Okay.

That's fair. So that means you don't eat mac of cheese. No, I don't. kind of like pit fire or a pizza rib, like, and you just don't get cheese on them. Yeah. Yeah. What's tough about it is that, you know, I can't eat a whole pizza myself and they won't make a slice like that.

So it's hard because nobody else has to split a pizza with me. So inevitably, I'm wasting a good amount. But I like pizza because I love bread and so on. You don't take it home for leftovers or anything? I will. I will. But I'm just saying, like, if you're, you know, sometimes you're doing that on your way to work or on your way to stuff.

Like, I'm not always just coming home. No, I have friends that like don't do leftovers. Like, they just don't do them. Yeah, my sister doesn't... What does that mean? She doesn't like... She says that she doesn't like the way things taste after. My sister's, like, really fucking weird about the microwave.

I mean, some stuff I get that. Well, yeah, that's why you got a toaster oven or the actual oven, like... Right. Air fryer, like, any number of different ways. But I get it. Some things don't hold. Like, a lot of French fries do not reheat up very well, stuff like that. But, like...

But, like, Overall, like the idea of like not leftovers at all, that's kind of crazy to me. Like, dude, like anytime my roommate goes over there, like he'll come home with like full things of food. And I'm like, okay. Like I'll, I'm not complaining about it. But it's just like, yeah, they don't do leftovers like at all. Brett, we're not talking about Star Wars. What's going on in your head?

Oh, I just can't believe. I hear my mother in my head yelling at all of you who don't get leftovers and eat every last bit of it. Man, you, hey, not me. No, I just We didn't Right Are you kidding? My Vinti Starbucks last for three days

That's the best I love pouring that into a mug Absolutely, come on Don't question me about leftovers here Do you guys ever? Yeah, go ahead Winston No No, mine has nothing to do with leftovers

And it's just like I was just gonna say if we If we went to a $200 ass dinner You bet your ass if we didn't finish that food we taking it the fuck home because somebody go eat that $200-ass meal all the way to the fucking... I didn't finish shit, I'm taking that shit home.

Like $200. What the fuck? I'm going to bread in too, folks. We don't kid around in the Sheridan house. Hey. You brought it out. Do you guys ever put too much deodorant on and your armpits

are really itchy? Yes. That's fucking happening to me. My armpit is so itchy right now. What deodorant are you using, Roxy? Do you have like that one that we got sponsored by? What was that one called, Brett? Native.

I'm using it right now. I do like that's what I have on. I actually like Native, and that doesn't really do it to me. But what I have on is secret, and that shit, like, makes me itchy, probably because it's not good for me. Yeah. Well, I used to have like those. Can you tell us the name of the brand? Oh, my gosh.

Those were the worst, like the liquid ones. Ugh. No, thank you. Do they still make the aerosol? ones. I knew somebody in college and I was like, what are you doing? You're still using an aerosol deodor? Like the axe body spray? Oh, like full on deodor. And I can't remember the name of it, but it was like, like, it looked like an aquanette can and it was, oh. Yeah, well, like, Secret still does it and whatnot. Like, it's not a full, it's like a small aerosol can, but like I've seen,

I've seen them like in the little dollar section when you get like the travel size toilet trees. They still have them. Yeah. Where the fuck are you guys? What are you talking about? I'm talking about the truth. I'm talking about the truth that I need more booze in my system right now. We need that $76 so that we can start the game and the drinking. We only have 25 minutes left in the show. There's a lot of us we got to get to.

So, guys, bring them in. Bring him in. We have 25 minutes left in the show. I feel like I've been here for a fucking eternity. No, you just broke Roxy's heart, Ben. No. Oh, man. It was a second bend to break my heart.

Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be the first to break your back, though. Oh. I'm going to go jump. I'm going to jump. All right. Everybody's been waiting.

Alexei. Sorry, Roxy. This just in. It's right guard. It was Gillette, right guard, deodor. That's right. And it looked like you were about ready to tag a building. It was like a...

Travis Gilbert donated $20. I have an about to be 14-year-old boy. We no longer have to deal with leftovers. He is expensive. Thankfully, he is also wearing native as am I enjoy it. Hell yeah. Awesome. Thanks.

We appreciate you. Travis is the shit. You broke the chat, bro. I know I see it. They are dead. And then he said, With the dab, though! With the dad!

I feel like that neutralizes that incredibly strong fucking statement is me dabbing. I feel like it like equals out that everyone knows it's a joke that I fucking dabbed after I said that. Don't ever say that. Don't ever seriously say that to a woman, guys.

But you couldn't get like a full dab in. You kind of like got like a half. Bobby Mitchell donated $20. Alex, I just wanted to say I appreciate the thing on the chat. You tried to sneak him. It's so, it's so thin. So I made sure to do it like right here.

Brett, what is your version of a dab that I'm seeing? I'm trying to, I'm trying to fit it into the screen like Ben's saying. So I'm making it. It's the mini dab. It's a mini dab. We got a shmobot that just came in that we talked over. Bobby Mitchell donated, Bobby Mitchell donated $20. Alex, I just wanted to say I appreciate the secret joke you tried to sneak in.

Wait, what did you say? About Harry Potter? No, no, no, because Roxy was talking about her deodorant secret. And I was like, can you tell us the name of the brand? It's very funny. It's hard when we can't see you. We're $35 away from Ben Goddard playing Two Tooth's a Lie and the rest of us getting drunk over it. So please support.

Support loud, support proud. We appreciate y'all. Yeah, Alex making his little jokes are some of my favorite parts of the show. But it's going to be very hard when you guys can only see that little mini version of him in which Alex, I'm gonna say they kind of did you dirty because your teeth be bucked in that avatar. Drink up proxy. I think that was enough to go over the edge. I didn't hear that one.

So hard. That was $76. Oh, no way. Hey. Nice. Thank you so much. I hope my two truce and a lie. Alex, can you tell me who it's from?

That was from booze for Roxy. Boose for Roxy. Yeah. Boo. No. I'm like, oh, yes. You're fucking mean. I love you.

I'm an easy target. I've been told that my whole life. No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. That with great power comes great responsibility. The responsibility to be the target of most of the roast, whoever's in the hosting chair just gets that smoke. That's just how it works.

All right, guys, make sure that you're sending in. more because right now Winston's on the back burner for this. We're going to make sure that if we get 59 more dollars in that Winston's going to do his two truths and a lie. But right now we've got Ben got it up. Ben, this is for the drinking of all the rest of us to see if you can stump us. What are your two truths and a lie? Okay. I own more than one gun. I've never broken a bone. I've never been outside of North America. You own more than one gun. You've never broken a bone. You've never been outside North America. Let me ask you a question, though, about this gun thing.

You can't ask the question. Well, the only reason I'm asking, when you say I, do you mean like the family collective or you mean me, Ben Goddard personally? You can't ask any questions. Well, I just want to clarify. That's all. What does I mean, Winston? What does I mean? Okay, because I want to make sure he's out pulling some of that semantic shit where he actually means his family.

No, no, no semantics. No semantics. He means himself. Okay. Then I'm going to say the gun thing, the more than one gun thing is the lie. That's, that's me. Goddard? Is that, oh, do you don't tell us yet, actually? Yeah, because everybody has to guess. Brett, you guess?

Um, I think the lie is, what was it? It's gone out of the country and what was the other one? Never broken a bone? Never broken a bone. God, I want to, I'm going to go out of the country. I'm going out of the country also. I'm going bone. Alex is going bone.

Malcolm? Somebody drinking. I think it's the gun one is the lie. All right. Somebody's drinking. Dad, what's the answer to it? The lie is, I own more than one gun. Oh.

I would guess you own one, but I don't think you own more than one. Cheers to all of you drinking. Good job, Winston. And Malcolm. Do you own one? I do own one. Yep. I feel like people who own a gun, own guns.

Multiple? No, because I mean, for a lot of people, and I think it's the truth. That's exactly that. You do have it for protection. So, like, you just need the one. You don't need a fucking arsenal. I filled all over myself, and that's where I'm at. And I'm also at a place in which I need much more booze.

So please support my- You can't say you need more booze when you don't get in your mouth. That's the, I support my-stop. endeavors everybody if you love me you'll support my drinking habits which means that we need 59 more dollars to get to 700 to hear winston's tutusinle i which are going to be scandalous oh in the meantime alex what else is going on all right inappropriate gay dude says your daily affirmations roxy you're the best roxy on the planet winston your swagginess is immeasurable brett you represent all that is good in nebraska ben you have great hair alx your dulcid tones are a bomb to my ears where's rocca I don't know. I don't think he's on. I'll be on the Outlaw Nation tonight, though. 5 p.m. PT.

It's a live show, right? I've seen them all. I just was one of them. Oh, keep going, Brett. Keep going. Alex, what are the people saying? 50 shades of geek is saying they said money can't buy you happiness, so I bought a ton of happy meals and antidepressants. but it still didn't work.

Brett, did you send that in? Yeah, sorry, guys. I changed it to 50 Chats just to cover up. Dope, dope. It's funny when we make fun of each other being depressed. Me too. Alex, good point. 50 Shades Geek has a few here, so I'll just rattle them off.

I'm a capitalist, which means I'm afraid of lowercase letters. Okay. Do you think vegans get angry when, they find out they live in the Milky Way. In a parallel universe, the capital of America is Washington AC. I don't like milk. My friend David lost his ID.

Now he's just dev. Holy water is just regular water after you boil the hell out of it. I got really cold at my workstation, so I turned off the fan. They had to evacuate the nuclear power plant after that. Not good. Not good. I mean, that situation.

good one. I think that was all from him for now, so thank you very much. You have any feelings on any of those? I just want to know where 50 Shades is getting all of these. He's been doing this every day for like, for like six months straight. I just, I've got to know where he's coming up a woman. 50 Shades is a concept, not a person. Ooh, like Malcolm? Yeah. Maybe Malcolm is 50 Shades. If Malcolm's a Jew, is he 50 Shades? Whoa. He shades a concept that is grease lightning. Put some overhead. I didn't eat yet today.

I don't think anything will ever beat Roxy Sugar High, though. Like, when we had that cake that we smashed in studio, that was the best I've ever seen Roxy. Like, I've never, everyone always talks about sugar rushes. I've truly never seen one until that moment. Yeah, I wear my heart on my sleeve and I wear my sugar and my skull. You know, you know what I mean? I don't know.

Somebody keep getting me this truly, truly, I am so true. We have to clip out that spot on grease karaoke, though. Isn't there a copyright thing with that? You put some. I really don't know. Guys, $59 away from getting us more buzz and hearing more about Winston. A. Marshall. In the meantime, Alex, we got more of them people? We do. Travis Lloyd says, hey, guys, I love all of you. You bring me joy daily from Texas. I play drums. So if y'all

ever need a pro drum roll, I'm your guy. Thank you. I think he also has a Schmoe bought it in, so thank you very much. I just tried to do a drum roll. It did come off as a drum roll, Roxy, just going to tell you. It came off a little different, but it's fine. It's fine. came out of a little fappy. You said fappy. This is what I saw. Wait, who did that? Roxy.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No. All of a sudden, though, because, Rox, you are, like, truly giggling right now, that truly must be hitting you. Now I really want to drink you. I realize we haven't been drunk together, because I feel like you were a very fun drunk.

Yeah, I'm the best drunk. I'm a best drunk. I'm a real... I can actually know what I was going. Yeah, I'm really curious of where you were going in that moment. I thought she was maybe going with the best friend song. That's my best friend. He's a real bad bitch.

I feel like that's what you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I forgot. I was like, where is she going? Where is she going? Get off the bottom. That's a, I'm a real drunk. I'm a real drunk bitch.

I don't know. I have a house. I'm my own food. I don't need your shit on the dance floor. I'm wasted. That's my best friend. It's truly our redemption is mine. Holy shit. I don't know, Ben. Ben, I don't know. I don't know, Ben. I don't know, Ben. I said that before. Let's keep going, Alex. Garth Harkness McMurray says, my dad's an art teacher and he had students pour plaster into balloons to make statues. two shapes. The balloon stuck to the plaster and he switched to

lubricated condoms. His students wrote, Mr. McQuil, need more condoms on the chalkboard and the headmaster saw it. Wow. Yikes. Well, sometimes we do need more condoms. It's a really good point. We also need more support. Bring them in in the schmobots. Now, I want that truly

and, oh, I'm Roka. I want that truly ass and I want it now. Yeah. Very good. Very good. I want David's ass so bad, so bad. make a really good Roca apparently. All right. Yeah, continue, Alex.

Travis Lloyd says, I have an honest, serious question. Rogan has talked about it. It's got weight. If you did enough squats, could you fly? What? If you did enough squats, could you fly? I would love for someone to explain what the idea behind that is, but no.

Yeah, what is enough? What do you mean what is enough? But like, okay, so when would you know, like, that you could fly? You want the logistics of this question? I want the, oh, Joe Rogan talked about it. I don't we got to talk about it. But like, um, I think maybe you have a rogan, Rogan, Rogan as in Joe Rogan. Oh, I know.

Oh, I thought you said roca. No. I know. I thought that, too. I don't know if he knows. Here, let me give me a drum wall. Would that help him? That's my best friend.

Brett Sheridan got his own drum. You don't need my shit on the drum floor. He's a real bad bitch. That's my best friend. Am I acting, right? My favorite is like Brett hitting his, like, almost his Ted Lassow dance right here. Like, I'm loving it. Like, yeah, yeah, get it, Brett.

Get it, dog. Yeah. We need this. We need these $59. We've got to hear from Winston. And we've got to right now hear more from Alex Marzonia, the voice of reason. All right. Pithashiazegi also says, I'm so sorry about all these, Malcolm, but trust me, you get used to it eventually. You think he's apologizing for us or for his, him?

A little column A, little column B. Yeah, me too. Fifth the shades of Geek also says, who would win? Robert Brani Jr., Danny Dorito, Pickle-Ass Cage, or Bradd or Brad? bread pit. Pickle-ass cage. What was the first one? That question made sense to me.

Robert Brownie Jr. Brownie. Oh. What are they winning at a fight or taste? No. Fight. Pickle. Oh, a fight than the pickle for,

no, the bread, because it could be a baguette. I was going to say, like, we don't know what kind of bread, bread pit is, so. A pickle. I don't need your bread. in the dinner hall. I don't need your utensils. The dinner hall?

We'll be dining in the dinner hall. Roxy gets a little tips. He goes right back to college. That's what that is. He doesn't even let me finish. I was talking about the dinner hall. What's it called? The mess hall.

Or the dining hall. I've never heard of referred to as the dinner hall before. That was a new one. But I rocked with it. I was like, all right, let's see where she goes. Well, I didn't even get to. finish and that's what she said. Talk, talk to you, man, over here.

I ain't do that. Like, Ben, got it out here, and he screets. Yeah, Ben. Breaking, breaking backs and breaking train of thought, apparently, like, shit. Do we have to talk about this again, Ben? Apparently. Alex. See, that guy over there says, hello, S-E-N crew.

If the Peep's trailer shows some type of death by microwave scene, I might give him a watch. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. dude that'd be intense Tiffany F says sorry Ben but favorite gas station road trip snacks also Winston did you check out

the Easter versus drunk Steve Harvey was something else I didn't see the whole thing because we were having internet issues at my mom's house so we heard the songs but I didn't get to see drunk Steve unfortunately interesting fascinating

favorite gas station snack beef jerky I obviously said many Oreos Beef jerky is such a lame answer. I just went for a mini version of an already established version of a cookie. Damn. Yes, I do. I'm small.

I was going to say beef jerky as well. I was going to say beer. Oh, that's nice. Okay, cool. No, I'm glad we did that, Alex. Tiffany F. says, I forgot to tell Winston that screwball whiskey has partnered up with tipsy scoop who make alcohol-infused ice cream to make a new flavor. Check it up.

Google it. I don't know about this alcohol-infused ice cream scenario that everybody's bringing in. Oh, it's delicious. It's delicious. But I like ice cream and I like booze, and why do I have to mix those two things? You don't have to. Wait, so you don't like milk or cheese, but you eat ice cream? I don't, yeah.

It's cold. It's cold. Brett's voice right there. Well, no, I'm just saying because I thought I thought it was a lactose thing. Yeah, I am. Ice cream goes through me in a way that you, that's not great.

Yeah, I would say so. I would say so. You take, uh, do you take lactose pills before you eat it? Lactate, baby. Come on lactate. I don't need your milk on the dining hall. On the toilet as I poop that shit,

I got bubble guts. And it's rolling. On my leg now. It's nasty. Are you guys hearing me? We have seven minutes left. I was expecting the moon and the stars, and now I'm expecting 54 more dollars to get to Winston.

Do it in the next three minutes or bust. 54 more dollars will do Winston and Brett. Winston and Brett. That's cool, Ben. I mean, otherwise we're just not going to hear them. I want to hear them. No, you don't even want to hear mine. Why aren't good.

I was hoping. No, we'll hear Winston and Brett. That's true. You will do that for 54 more dollars. Or Alex, Alex. Alex has better ones. Well, save me Alex and Malcolm for a different time, because Malcolm's in the middle. New guy says,

does all cheese case the same to Roxy? With old what? Travis Lloyd donated $30. As a loyal member of this show, I will butt off any joke. But for real Roxy, I could help help you with some beats or rhythm. Overall, I love you all to the moon and back finally got one day off to watch and I got

made fun off. Yes. Damn. Sorry for that. Appreciate you. Thanks for the support. I've got rhythm, though, so we don't need to worry about that. New guy does all cheese taste the same

Teroxie. Oh, yeah, I fucking hate cheese. Ooh. Blah, blah. But mozzarella makes me not as sick because it's not as curated. Astorized.

Cultivate, cultured. Cultured? Yeah. I don't know what it, whatever the fermentation process is, I hate them all, but Motorella doesn't make me puke as much as the other ones. Got it. All right. Q and on says the storm is coming.

Malcolm is the storm. Oh. say stop reading that right now. Travis Lloyd donated on Super Chat and probably donated a gift, so thank you for that. Oh, thank you. I appreciate you. Jam and John says, why Age of Ultron hated among MCU fans? That's our last one for now.

All right. I mean, I think the thing about that movie, it makes more sense when you revisit it and you take your time. But I think like, Everybody was super hype. All the expectations were high. And the movie kind of moves at like a pace that's a little unusual to some of the other MCU films a little bit.

And I feel like, at least from me, I was a little confused the first time I watched it. But then as I rewatch it and kind of absorbed it, I was like, oh, this actually... Daniel Medina donated $20. Thank you. Let's hear some more truths and maybe a couple lies. Also, someone swim in those pools. We appreciate you. We are officially $4

away from hitting that $700, so why don't we just put it over with a good fat 20, y'all? Fat 20. There is. This line is killer. To fee Roxy might have to replace holding back wind still as my patronize. Hope things get better for you, Roxy.

Thank you, friend. I appreciate you. I think they're about to get better as I get drunker right now. So Winston, here's the two truths and a lie, baby. Okay, my two truths and a lie. So here we go.

I met Obama and did my impression of him for him. I met James Earl Jones and did my Mufasa impression for him. And I met Danielle Fischel, aka Topanga, and told her that Topanga was my first celebrity crush. Oh. James Earl Jones is the lie. Okay. I think so too.

I think so too. Yeah, same. I'm going to say... Malcolm? Okay. And the lie was Obama. I met him, but I was not able to do the impression yet. I only learned how to do the impression in 2012, so it was after I.

See, you try and fucking get me with the semantics. That's the most semantic fucking lie. I gave you the big... I fucking gave you a full sentence. That's my best friend. He met Obama on the White House. He didn't do his impression because James O. Jones, he did, moofuses. I met Obama and I had red shoes on.

And lie, I had white shoes on, you young bitches. Look, look, bitch, I gave you something that was real fucking specific. I said I did my impression of him to him. I didn't do, I didn't know how to do it yet. Like, that's fine. Take the I met Obama out yet and just go, I didn't do, I did my Obama pressure for Obama. How about that, motherfucker?

Here's what I'm going to tell you guys right now. The truth is we're going to get to Brett's right now because Ben put that on the table. And then if in the next two minutes for some reason, we can make $7, no, 85 more dollars, then we will hear from Malcolm. We're skipping over me and Alex. We've got to know who Malcolm is. So if you want that, send it in the next two minutes. Otherwise, Brett, we're going to you. What is your two truths and a lie?

Go ahead, Alex. Mine are horrible. Fat 20 donated $20. Oh, here I am. We're making our way there. Making our way there. It's just 55. I don't know what the price is.

It's 55 something like that. You guys bring them in and then we'll just know. Brett, you don't know yours? They were so dumb. Ben rattled his off so quick and mine were long stories. I texted you last night. I know, but I didn't. I told you I'm such an open book.

It's hard for me to do this. Brooke, what are yours? Okay. Well, I would just actually just switch a couple of them. Oh, man. All right. So when I was, let's see, when I was two years old, I had a spinal tap and almost died because my body temperature got too high and I couldn't regulate my body temperature. I once accidentally punctured my eardrum and almost lost hearing in one ear with a wooden cue tip.

and I was previously married before I met my lovely wife a wooden cute I'm gonna go that you punctured your eardrum that's the lie did have any of us ever heard of that the middreth wife right the ear drum spinal tap ear drum and then what else

previously married previously married I think it's the previously married I've never heard about an ex-wife I know that's I gotta go previously married be unless like that's because that seems like something that would have definitely been

brought up before I feel like all right I'm saying previously married ear drum yeah I'm locking in I'm locking in to I'm gonna say the eardrum one okay yeah right where we're at the lie is previously married

was not previously married back when I was a kid two teutips were wooden and for some reason my mom used to break them in half when she'd throw them away, and I watched her putting them in her ear and also cleaning my ears, and I grabbed one out of the trash can and jammed it into my ear and punctured my eardrum. But luckily, yeah, I didn't lose my hearing because of that. And on that note, yeah, I was just going to say it's all the time we have,

so you can say what you're going to say first. Not important, yeah. All right, then let's get the F out of. here. Thank you guys so much for getting me a little buzz. It's not even noon. No, it is noon. It is 12. I am happy to be here. Thank you on behalf of Brett Sheridan, Winston, Marshall, Ben Goddard, Alex Marzonia, and whoever the fuck Malcolm is. Thank you so much for being here with us today. What? What? Robot. A.I. He's an AI. He's an AI. Yeah. Oh, robot. See on Outlaw Nation at 5 p.m. P.T. I do you feel like some kind of music should be playing here,

but it's not, so I'm just going to pretend. Oh, it is. It's trying. It's trying to. All right. Well, that's cool because I just take my own music. It's at the end. We don't need your support.

Yes, we do. That's a lie because we are short. Oh, that was sick. On the Zoom chat, we appreciate you. That's my crew. That's you, you, you. Wow. Wow.

Oh, my God, Malcolm. This is, all right. Good. Let it go. Let it keep going. Thank God. Nope. Yeah, all right.

We're out. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank you guys for being here. Appreciate all you guys for playing along. Cheers to you.