The Kristian Harloff Show - Golden Globe Ratings STINK! - SEN LIVE #334

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

On today's show, Winston A. Marshall hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Ben Goddard, Kate Mulligan, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña, and Ryan Nilsen to talk about the Golden Globes ratings! We're also breaking down the Hugh Grant casting as the villain in the D&D movie, Melissa McCarthy in Thor 4, Obi-Wan Kenobi series casting Indira Varma, and Alamo Drafthouse files chapter 11th Bankruptcy. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ladies and gentlemen. I said no $4,000 for Black History Month. What's good, y'all? I'm Winston Marshall, aka the Swaggy Blurred. And welcome to S.E.N. live. I am so happy to be back in the driver's seat for y'all. I know y'all were sitting here thinking that Kate's going to run things. It's her birthday, so I told her she didn't have to.

But guess what? You're going to get exactly what you paid for all of next week. The ladies of S.E.N. will be doing that takeover. It is happening. You did it. We are so proud of you. Congratulations. But that's not what it is right. We're not worried about that right now.

Ben Gauton, too. What's up, Ben? Hey, Kate, remember when you said, you're like, I don't know if I can host as well as insert name here. What? I didn't host as well. The people showed up for the lady. You go back and look at the work I did.

I was a real sloppy host. As for Ryan, the way I put the adage. You every late night host in history. No one's there to see them. They're there to see the celebrity guests. You were, you were chilling. It was all. was all good girl. The thing that was funny to be, and I got to finish here to introduce

everybody, was the fact that they essentially didn't let y'all talk. It was just like, someone donated $100. It's women. Oh, that's so nice that y'all, so-and-so donated $100. I can't believe the ladies are here. Wow, thank you so. So-and-so donated $100. So, you just, you're just going to silence women in Women's History Month? The fuck is this? Alex Marzodia and the bill. That was good, man. Hey, guys. Happy birthday, Brennan Kay. I got you a cake here. donated $20. Oh, thank you.

Happy birthday Brett Kaked and my beautiful wife. Oh. That's right. It's my last. James Roo's wife. Nice. Cake says, happy birthday, your name here. So just put, just imagine that it says your name there.

I love it. I love it. I love it. Great. We are great. Or are we Kett? I don't know. Who's to say?

Who's to say? Let's make it even nicer sounding Krent. What happens though when you're like Elmo and Hurt? like Elmo and Holly Hunter. That's a Halmo. Helmo. Helmo.

I think that's his actual name. I was going to say, I think that's like your actual Republican Elmo name. Ryan Nielsen on the ones and twos. What's up, man? Yo, oh my gosh. Yesterday was crazy. I was like upset that you and Alex were secretly there. I thought it was literally only the ladies.

I was like, wait, who's engineering? And then I was like, look at this motherfucker just slipping in. Yeah, just coming in for the ads, getting great transitions, like, grim shot, talking about ExpressVPN. I actually throw to you today because I was really good at transitions. Listen, will you let me throw to Alex today or not to her? I was just imagining, like, if we were in studio, Ryan just like shouldering himself in like, guys, ExpressVPN.

Fuck. And I saved the two best for last. They are the birthday twins. They are the two funniest people that we all know collectively in our lives. And if you say otherwise, you clearly are smoking some shit that I would like to smoke because you must be high as hail. I'm talking about, of course, Mr. Brett Sheridan and Miss Kate Mulligan, happy birthday to both of you lovely, lovely individuals. Thank you. Brett, you look so handsome today.

What's that lighting doing? It's overcast here. And I was telling Ryan, who loves to hear this probably in his weather, that I'm a little chilly today. It's cold. It's cold today. It's cold. But it's like this weird overcast, but it's giving me this. I don't know how to control it.

If I put the shades, I'm super dark, but I don't know, Kate. How's your birthday so far? Great so far. So far, Neil had speech and... What? Then he had school. Yeah. But I just found out on Animal Crossing, they threw a party for you on your birthday.

Wow. That is good. That is good. Sherbs said, my resident Sherbs said, Kate, come with me. Don't ask why. And I was like, this feels exactly, like what we're not supposed to tell kids to do. Exactly.

Went into Sherb's house and the whole island's there. And then you press A to blow out your candles. Kate, come with me. I lost my puppy. Hey, just come with me down this dark alley real quick. I just want to see if I can find my contact lens. Hey, come with me. I'm a friend of your moms. Kate, do with me.

Seriously. Seriously, no, not to be, but, but, like, if you think you're teaching your kids those things and they remember it, they don't. You got to keep reminding them because I was teaching my daughter that whole thing. And I said, well, what if somebody in Park says, hey, you know, help me find my puppy? And my son goes, well, it'd be really nice to help that puppy. Help him find that puppy right away. I'm like, no, no, no, no. And he had been, he was like seven at the point.

Like, I had already taught him this early. So the more you know, cue it up, keep teaching your kids that stuff. And it's not called stranger danger anymore. It's that icky feeling or something. It's that icky feeling. Yo, yo. Why is it not called stranger danger? Because there are a lot of people in our lives that are strangers to us

so that you don't want to make them afraid. Like if I said, hey, this is my buddy Ben that does a show with me, then you're a stranger and it'd be like, oh, God. Ben's probably a, I don't know. Yeah. Ben's a little low. Did you just, did you just upgrade Ben's caca to an eagle screen? I just does that, bro.

Oh, okay. That's the sound of his football team dying. Yay, yay. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, we had like a, we had a, because whenever my dad would go shopping in the mall, there was like the arcade. And, like, we have, like, a password. He's like, I don't care who they say they are.

Like, if they don't. say this password, you don't go anywhere with them. That's pretty smart. That's like, that's the Ministry of Magic telling everybody, hey, somebody could be using polyjuice potion. So you ask them something special. Exactly. I'm in book six guys. Just wanted to. No, that's, that makes sense. I mean, we use safe words in every other instance to make sure we're good, you know, so. A woman who reads, oh, man, she's a witch. Whoa! Whoa! She's a witch. She's a witch. She's a witch. She's a witch. She's a Wow. Wow. I clearly have not been here in a while. And that took me completely, completely off guard. I'm embarrassed of how caught, how fast I had I caught on to that.

She's a witch. Oh, God. Well, two things. I mean, first, it's good that we're teaching kids about the icky feeling, because I don't know if you've seen that, that news report on the, what was it, the game show killer, the dating game killer. that's like he because he was the one who was on the dating game or whatever and like but before that he would also go after little kids and told one little girl was like oh I'm a friend of your parents she's like I don't know and he was like

oh no no no you don't remember like I was over there that one time I have a photo of us I want to show you and she was like a photo all right I mean I guess and then like the little girl got in the car so like yeah keep telling your kids about the inky film don't let that shit happen I got Discovery Plus

and now I can't stop watching true crime shit Like I don't understand how this happened to me, but you know, here we are. I don't know. I'm just never been a big fan of like the true crime stuff. Like I know it's weird because I used to love watching all the law and orders and everything, but you know, I guess there's that system of disbelief in between because it's like so intense. But yeah, I've just never been a true crime person. Like I like I like documentaries and stuff, but yeah, I'm just never like, you know,

that's like the meme like, oh, getting down to Netflix and watching your favorite serial killer or whatever. It's never been me. It's for some reason, like, millennial girl, like, girls are age. I don't know if maybe you'd like it too, Kate, it's like older women as well, but girls are age for some reason are obsessed with true crime shit. No, oh, I meant that. I meant that as in New York. But you're, your wife's a little millennial.

But you're, I think I'm an elder. I think I'm a child. Yeah, I think you're like, 39 today. Oh, then yes, you were still a millennial. Like you and that girl that was rapping about Eminem defending him were like, you know, one was the same person. same elder millennial

that doesn't have a good ring to it either I don't that's but that's Elijah Schlesinger has that a comedy special called elder millennial also also for the people already coming to me in the chat for supposedly calling Kate old no what I did was I said Kate is above a lot of bullshit

that's what I said. Hey old what an episode huh glad I was able to watch that start to finish. Happiest of birth days to the S-E-N-Wonder twins that are correct. Kate, will you be treating yourself to some Portillo's chocolate cake and chocolate cake shake? Hashtag Fart-up. I got to tell you, I hadn't even, haven't even, so Portillo's takes a piece of chocolate cake

and puts it in a blender with ice cream and milk and makes the chocolate cake shake. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to get. It looks like a turduck and it takes a piece of chocolate cake, and it shows it. loves it up the ass of ice cream. But then it blows that ass out, so it's a little different. Did you ever have a situation where like you were in college and you were like, which are like your frat brothers or your sturoydic sisters or whatever the fuck? And then you went away to like some sort of like adult convention, like a premed shit

or whatever the fuck. Then you came back and you were like, now my motherfuckers just be talking about dicks and farts all the time, don't you? I've been gone for like two, three weeks and I forgot this whole show is. I was going to say. I was going to say, exactly. I completely freaking out. Curtis for Sunni Maniac donated $20.

Since we're going to talk about Indira Varma joining Obi-1 today, her characters end on GOT is probably, in my opinion, one of the most saddest, tragic and disturbing. And happy birthday to my parallel universe wife, Kato, and YouTube Brett. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, and bad news, we won't get to that story. D. too low on the agenda. Yeah, let's not, uh,

let's not jump the gun on any of the stories. It was like jumped the gun on us. News, movie news, entertainment news. Yeah, I texted, I texted Ryan, and over under one, uh, zero point five news stories we're getting to today. We got to one, we got to one. I said, none.

Look, look, that's some old bullshit because y'all know goddamn well, I'll make sure we get through the motherfucking shit. Now I'm already talking about poop again. Y'all motherfuckers. Y'all ruin the motherfucker. Look, here's a couple things. First of all, podcast listeners, shout out to you. Thank you for joining us.

Make sure if you haven't already subscribed to this podcast feed, hit us with the five stars, all that good stuff. Also, for those of you that are watching right now live, thank you for joining us. Please sit in those stream labs, those super chats. Let us know what you're feeling about the stories as we get to them. Wish a happy birthday to Kate and Brett, as you guys have already been doing so far.

Let them know how much you love them because they love you. So you know, ain't that how that work? You know, you send in a birthday card or something like that. So do that, show your love for it. And- Actually, you know what, Winston? If people really want to show their love for me today. Whoa. They can go to that.

How's that look, Ben? Boo. Boom. I can't boo harder. Now, I can't say this, though. You should- Go by yourself a damn shirt. Or a swag shirt or a God.

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Oh, show. Did you have to name your captain yet, Winston? I'm just realizing. I don't even know what a captain does. Okay, great. Like, I know what it does in my football, but I have no fucking. Good morning, all. Dinner, Missouri, Omeda to Gozae, I'm Asu.

Happy Girls' Day to all the women of S-E-N and wishing the happiest of birthdays to Brett and Kate. I hope you both have an amazing day. Hashtag fart up. Fart up indeed. Fart up indeed. So before, before we, uh, we jump into this first story.

Kate, I just wanted once again, just congratulate you and the ladies on an incredible show. I felt like absolute ass yesterday, and it was nice to be able to watch y'all, not only laugh, but just be as shocked. And as Steph and Roxy, I didn't join y'all in shots because I got too fucked up on Sunday

and could not do it again. That would not have gone over well at all. Oh, my God. I'll tell you what, that Roxy is a chance. I actually wrote her yesterday. I was like, I pimped you out so hard yesterday. She was like, it's not like, she's a real one. That's all.

Well, I've realized what it is. Apparently the minute she got on the bike, y'all went from like making what, like two G's to four in the next like 30 minutes, right? Don't show me milk gallons if you don't want me to be first. Okay. So I got a, I got to go for you. If we hit 750 today, you know, we got to hit 500. But if we hit 750, I will do squats for the rest of the show.

after that, like, apparently that was working out. The working out thing did it for y'all. I got some curves, too. I just ain't got no titty. I got a... I'll join Winston on that, on that 750. I'll get on my bike. I got an exercise bike, too.

Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. Yep. Okay. I'll ride a bike outside. Yeah. For a thousand, I won't do shit.

It's my first. Dude, don't you remember, I sent in that one that day saying, Brett, give me your best impression of a man taking a nap the second half of the show. And you did not take the bait on that one. Oh, that would be. I almost did today's show. The number six dollars. Hey guys, happy hump day and happy birthday to the incredible L-comedic twins, Brett and Kate and Kate. Kate yesterday's show was awesome. IT was very exciting. But very important questions. will Bonnie show up next week. Jake me, happy birthday, Brett and Kate. Holy shit for a whole week, though? She, listen, might she miss one? Sure, but she also has a career.

I know, I know. I can't even be mad about that. No, she... Is it the same crew every day? All the way these are best. Unclear. I think so. I think we are all committed to it, but I got to tell you,

Bonnie had so much fun yesterday that I'm like, yeah, she'll come back when... Like, it's... Especially because she was diet, Coke Roca yesterday. She was... Oh, my God. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no. That's... She's, yeah, she was on a roll. I was just like, because the other thing about it, too,

she made every woman's man look like trash yesterday because he was just off right call. Baby, yes, and just in comes the hand. Just like, I was like, you. But, hey. Cool it, Dave. Cool it, guy. You don't have to look so good. I'm saying, man. Good God. Well, okay. We don't talking about making things stink, making all the men stink.

I'll tell you what really stunk was those ratings. The Golden Globes. Alex Marzonia, if you want to kind of lead us into this first story, man, what's going on with this? Yeah, the 78-go-cun donated $20. Hello, beautiful people, happy birthday to Kate and Uncle Brett. Hope you all have a good one. Winston, are you down to do karaoke in the end? We haven't gotten Namongk or by you and Alex.

Can we do that for a goal? Thanks and keep eating healthy and clean pussies. Thank you, Pussy. I'm a lot of it. Donated $20. Happy birthday, Brett and Kate. Thanks for giving me laughs all these years and being my lighthouses. My bright lights during the dark and stormy times of my deep depression leading me safely home.

Oh no. I forgot lighthouses worn about the rocks. Ah, my ship. What a cliffhanger. Gareth, Gars, Gars, Gars, we love you. Oh, no. Oh, no, God. I'm very curious what the rest of that sentence was.

Holy shit. Gertz, come back on and troll me about how loud I am. Come on, Gars, come on, girls. Come on, Gars. Come in, Gars, Gars. Come in, Gars, Gars, Gars, make fun of all that I am. Please go. Hey, well, I'll tell you what wasn't loud.

The ratings on the Golden Globe. Keep trying with it. Keep trying. I'll try, but Alex, what happened though? So the 78th Golden Globes drew 6.9 million of viewers this past Sunday, well below last year's 18.4 million, and the previous low of 14.9 million in 2009. The technical glitch-filled ceremony was the lowest ratings the Globe had in the past 25 years and may have been affected by HFPA controversies. Winston, what do you think caused such low viewership and will the Oscars suffer similar numbers?

I think that there's like a multitude of things that, work here. I mean, award shows have been going down in numbers for the last few years. The only reason why the Oscars got a boost is like, we're going to do this no host thing. And everybody was like, well, what does that look like? So then they showed up. But I think the last thing people want to do right now after a year of

just being sad is to watch a bunch of celebrities get hats on the back for being in films that they weren't even able to go see in movie theaters. You know, so, you know, I think it was one of those things that, you know,

people just don't care. It would be my opinion as to what kind of happened here. I mean, what about y'all? Like, Kate, I know that you've talked before that you enjoy award shows, but that you're also starting to feel some type of way. Is that still the case? Well, yeah, I mean, the truth is, so I guess the other data I would like to compare this to

is how many people during the pandemic ended up cutting cable. Because I feel like, for me, award shows, I can only go to people's houses to watch award shows because I cut cable years ago. So I can't get it until usually the next day or I can see clips or whatever. Although I am doing a week of Peacock right now. So I'm guessing I could have probably watched it. It was on NBC, right? I probably could have watched it live.

So I would be interested to know like I feel like the other end of the story might be that like in the year of 2020, there was record numbers of people cutting cable either because of cost constraints or because the content, you know the thing we're seeing which is that the content the streaming content is in fact going to replace live content to an extent or you know there's always going to be award shows there's always going to be uh sporting events like the eagles are always going to lose you know live how did i do ben how did i do it was that good that was really really good i won't say anything bad about Michael Jordan today. Thank you.

Just one day. Travis Gilbert donated $20. So, Travis. Happy birthday to the greatest of people on the planet, or at least Senator Brett and Kate make my week every week. The show yesterday was okay. I guess we should really give more time before the full week of ladies so our bank accounts can recover. I would say so. By the way.

Other people can plan vacations. By the way, Travis also wrote in yesterday. It only took $4,000, $4,600 for Brett to finally get a week off. Jesus. Jesus Christ. That's the funny thing. What's that moment where you think, like, it's almost like the genie from Aladdin. So, like, you're out here being like, a Jafar was like, oh, I want to be a genie.

And, like, that's essentially what happened for Brett. Brett's like, I'm on S-E-N every day. And then he's like, oh, my God, I'm on S-E-N every day. I'm a genius. Itty, many living space. But, Kate, what were you saying? So you were saying, I should be, I would continue.

Yeah, just what's the next? Let's just keep us. Let's get them all out now. That's what you heard. That's all I heard. I would just be interested. Get them all out now. Is that your franchise quarterback and your super

You know what the sad thing is? The Eagles would get higher ratings in the Golden Globes, I think. And that's where we're at. Well, okay. That's fair. That's fair enough. Bridge too far, sir.

Yeah. But Kate, as you were saying, before all these are presented. I didn't have to do. I was donated $20. Will you that cake? Happy birthday, Kate and Brett. I had to donate because the amount of times Kate has made me hard belly laugh is too high for me to count.

Okay. Thank you both for being wonderful people who bring the world lots of laughs. Thank God that she'll be a $100. Oh my God. Happy birthday Sheridan and Mulligan. There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suits, but you both still look amazed balls. Thank you. Not if you put a really

big shine on your head, you don't see, I'll tell you what else, though. The fat has really helped the wrinkles. Wait, what? My fat, like, just gaining well, honey, the pandemic has been something called weight gain. And I got to tell you, I don't start touch-up appearance,

because, you know, this is all well and good, and then I head over to Streamyard for a study session. I'm like, oh, fuck. Jesus, Brin. Jesus fucking crying. One time I showed up to talk with him and Paul pre-draft, and I was just, like, wearing a face mask. And I was like, it was like, I was talking about myself.

I was talking about anybody else. Oh, I thought you're talking about me. That's why I was like, no, me. No, no, me. No. It's true for me, too. You've seen me. I'm like, thanks guys, I showered for you.

I mean, I just looked terrible every time. I just took a shit. Always. Always. What I was going to say is I would be interested in know if all live television is seeing decreased ratings. Like the Super Bowl, how did the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl was one of the highest that's been in a while.

The Bachelor's drama has been kicking up their numbers. So like. You know what? Then I, then I guess I cannot point to that and say that that's what it is. It can't be cable cutting. I think it must be a lack of care. Who cares? about movies you haven't seen.

I mean, Brett, what about you, man? Did any of the films that were nominated or TV shows, did they peak your interest? Were you watching the Golden Globes or what happened? I said it yesterday, like, I was never really a fan of the Golden Globes because, you know, it just seemed like, yeah, was, what's it, like 12 people deciding who wins all these things? And I liked it when Ricky Drew.

Boy donated $20. Hello, sir, I am reporting for my first day of duty. Your pool seems to need a bit of TLC. I would like to negotiate my pay in the form of tank top poses and hair flips. That SEM strip show really gave me the P to Tingles. Hashtag, stepping in the deep end. What was this? What was this?

Wham and Goddard's pool. That's all I have to say. Did Goddard do a strip T's and I missed it? Oh, we did strip S-C-N when Roxy hosted. What the fuck? I missed this. People ended up putting on socks on their hands, though. It was like the way you used to play strip poker when you were 14.

I still was the only one that was shirtless at the end, Kate. Still was the only one that the shirtless at the end. I think I think this means that I can never go get a job ever again. I can't leave. I miss all the fun stuff when I go away for a while. That's terrible. But for the record, Winston, you have been very missed. to be real on it

I was also gone for that one I didn't get a Ryan you were also missed but it feels but it feels rude or when we say you were missed because then it makes it seem like we didn't love Dwayne well Ryan you told us you were going to be gone and Winston just disappeared and I said

Kate you know how many texts I sent to Kate I'm like what's going on with Winston? Why did you just text me? I don't know because I'm stupid I just, do you remember the last show that we did was the one where we all twerked for Roxy? Like if we hit a certain goal, we were going to twerk. Oh, yeah. So that was the same day, if you remember, I kept, or the very next day, I kept bouncing in and out

because this job just got too hectic. So I called Christian and I was like, I need some time off, man, I'm sorry, but I got to, I got to handle this job and then I can, once this, because it's a temp thing. It ends up this week. But once it calmed out and I was going to come back, but I just needed some time off. That's all. Yeah. But also are you okay?

We were very worried. Well, ironically, I definitely thought I was having a heart attack during the job at one point. And it turned out to be a severe anxiety attack. It got so stressful at one point that my heart genuinely hurt. And I was like, I'm having a heart attack at 33. What the fuck is happening right now? But that's so it was a good job in that I learned a lot and I made a lot of money. And it's since calmed down since that moment because the team was like, we need to fix some stuff.

But it's a learning session. I'll tell you that. She was a giant learning condition. I'm happy here. You're okay. I appreciate it. Well, you know what else is important? Not just your health and your mental health.

But being able to watch things. To be able to watch things. Can I repeat myself? Go ahead, Kate. If we could just show the Schmobot off that's coming on, you know, I know it's been rolling in super fast just like yesterday. But you know, it's not fair. Aside from Kate, making some.

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extra months free. That's E-X-P-R-E-S-V-S-V-N.com slash S-E-N. ExpressVPN.com to learn more and go watch new stuff, peeps. Thanks, Brett. I'm going to ask you, Brett. How do we get you a job doing commercials for radio? Because you're good at giving the info. You got a nice voice. Let's get you some money, dog. I was doing that for a little bit. Uh, and, And, yeah, it's a tight-knit group. It's a tight-knit group, those radio. It's hard to get into, you know, this was when I was non-union, I did it. But, yeah, I'd love to do it because, you know what, now they sit at home.

These guys build out their own studios, and they don't even have to drive around. I had to drive around town and go to all the different places. But, no, I'd love that gig. I'd love to book anything. I had, I hate to brag here. Kyle Van Ardore donated $20. Thank you, Cal. Happy birthday to Kate and Brett.

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I'm more than happy to support, which. Also, shout out. to Ben, man. I don't make myself known all the time, but I have your Twitch stream on in the background all the time. Oh, thanks, for killing the game. Keep going, Brett. I do actually want to hear this. Oh, no, the thing I moved out here over 20 years ago to do, which was be an actor, I had

one audition last year. I checked my, for my taxes. I always add up all my auditions and mileage, and not a lot of business loss or gain in that department. This year, one audition. It's mind-blowing. I tried. I tried with this job, Brett. The only promises is reenactment. Like, you don't look like any of these scumbags that were like

burning down buildings and then robbing old people of all their savings. So I tried. You reached out and that's all that matters. You told me that if you found something because you weren't going to do background, right? Like, I'm not going to call you to be like, do you want to do this like $100 background job. Yeah, that's tough. I know that's, Those, those, they, that's hard work. It's, I mean, people think it's just, you know, easy money to, you know, sit around. But that, they work harder than most. They have to sit there and then do the same thing over and over again.

And, yeah. Get treated, get treated like cattle and everything. Oh, I hate that. I hated when I had, I was like the lead in a commercial and I'd have to walk past the background and to go into a trailer. Like, I felt so icky. Yeah. I was just like, sorry. Guys, do you want to come in with me?

Come on, I'll pile in. Well, you guys could share the same what you think. Come on. Brett, I think that that's why the only reason you didn't make it. I think the universe was looking out for you. Like, one, I still think you will. But I think the universe was like, Brett, I think if you become famous, you might just self-destruct just because you feel so bad.

Oh, it was like, we're just going to make sure that you are like the funniest man on the internet. And stop right there because we don't want to break your soul. No, I know. Brett, yeah, yeah. Did it seem like I was keeping up with you? He's the funniest man in the earth. In other word for Earth, it's gold and golden globes and we're back. And we're back.

Ben, golden globes. What'd you think? It was a fucking train wreck. And I think it's a combination of both like, and I'm with, I agree with Kate is that like even this year with like the, you know, the new release is it's like throwing me off. you know, have an AMCA A list in 2019. I was everything. Like every single, the independent, big release, all that stuff.

Oh my, like, I was so into the Oscars and Golden Globes. And I was like, oh, man, Joaquin Phoenix is winning everything. Like, I think it should be this person or this person. Like, oh, I love this. Like, this small performance. Like, why is it the farewell nominated for anything? Like, there's all that stuff. And then this year, I'm just like, I haven't seen anything.

Daniel Medina donated $20. Thank you. Happy birthday, Kate. Brett. Hope you guys have a wonderful day with your families. Brett the masks should arrive at the P-O box today. Hashtaght up. The Yamagata 32 donated $20. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many acquaintant curious volume of forgotten law, while I nodded nearly napping. Suddenly there came a tapping, as Alex was fucking your beach. Wow. Wow.

I don't remember blues travelers singing it that way. It's during the harmonica solo. Oh, man, Alex was fucking... Ritchittenden and second in, and then making a spin mover a rascal in a little and then begin to see what Joe don't amending this MTV is not. Wait, save it, say it, save him for the show.

$500. The whole wrap from-500. 500. No way. 1.30 away. Save that for ladies. Save that for ladies' week. Save that for ladies' week.

That's a high, that's a high goal. I was going to say, Kate, are you concerned after hitting 40s? You guys hit 46, I believe, was the final number, right? Somewhere in that right. 46. What was it, Ryan? 46. And, man, that ceiling got shattered.

Oh. So my question is, what do you do for five full days next week? We're going to see $500 over the course of those days. Everybody is broke. We robbed every person. There was no money left in the world. No, we, I mean, we know we're going to obviously carve our expectations. We listen.

We had to, we had to show you guys where the glass ceiling wasn't anymore. We did it. And now we will just hopefully be able to conduct ourselves more. Listen, you're not going to see Raxi's melons every show, okay, everybody, so maybe you will. I don't know.

Come on, come on, Pimp Mother, a dead, Dean Pint Romo, like, you don't do what you got to do, girl.

It was from Den Mother to Den Madam. Have you seen, have you seen my daughters, Peggy and Jess? Oh, no. And Lacey? They did not sign up for that.

Listen, we know the person I pimped out more than anybody has Ben Goddard, because I just don't understand it. I don't understand it, people. That's fair. Someone slam in his pool. AJ Lancaster donated $20. Just wanted to say it's great to finally get some men on the show. Oh, hi, Kate.

Happy birthday. Well, while I love us, we are definitely subpar compared to Mr. Hugh Grant, who is one of the greatest manliest men of all time. Why don't you tell us what's going on with Hugh Grant there, Alex? Every fucking time, I'm a goddamn gangster. All right, go ahead. Yeah, so Hugh Grant is cast as the villain in the upcoming Dungeons and Dragons adaptation. Joining Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Justice Smith,

Régéjean Page, and also newly cast Sophia Lilis. Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley will direct the movie still unknown, whether it'll be set in the world of the game or incorporating game-playing aspect into the narrative. Winston, what do you think of Hugh Grant taking on a villain role in the D&D movie? I'm just so used to him just like, you're just so beautiful. Like, I don't know how the fuck that's going to apply to, like, Dungeons and Dragons. You got to watch the gentleman.

Did you also, did you see the gentleman? Did you see the, oh, my God, I can't think it. My best friend is in it, too. Oh, I'm doing. Undoing, thank you. Because he was, I have to say, he was fantastic in it. Okay. He's a bad guy.

He can be a bad guy. What's that movie that my best friend directed and all my other best friends are in? Oh, my God. It's so embarrassing. I have so many best friends and they're also successful. I have one successful best friend. One very successful best friend. I think it was nominated this week.

It's not Nicole Kidman, by the way. It's not Nicole. All I know about Hugh Grant is I do find. him to be a phenomenal actor, so I can, I can, if everybody's saying that he plays a good villain, like, I trust it just because I trust his acting abilities. So I'm excited to see it. 50%. Don't have much money right now, but I can't miss an opportunity to wish Kate and Britta. Happy birthday.

Thank you. Love you both. Sorry, Ben, no jokes today. Couldn't come up with new stuff yet. Winston must be so happy about this. Hashtag fart up. No, I'm always excited to have you around 50 shades. It's just, yes, yes, you puns and dad jokes hurt me in a very particular type of way.

Of course. It's like a little paper cut to my brain. I'm going to say something about Hugh Grant. I'm sorry, I'm going to say something about Hugh Grant, which made anti-women and pro-men. And I'm going to say it anyway. I love the way that men in Hollywood are letting themselves age. And I think the perfect example of that is the way Hugh Grant is aging because he is old. looks old. He looks the age. He is, if not older. And Nicole Kidman is so in that in that show,

the undoing, she, it's, she's freaky looking at this point. She has not let herself aided $20. I kept the right ones out and let the wrong ones and had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins. There were times in my life when I was going insane tried to walk through the pain. Thank you. I just want to say Hugh Grant was a very good villain in my in Paddington, too. And I want to see him as the villain here because he was such, he was not a, he was not a nice man.

You know, fuck him. What? Wow. You know what I was. I was not ready for that. I think he missed that, Ryan. Paddington, Paddington, yeah, he'll show up everyone still out.

He will. He can be a naughty boy sometimes. So I got to make sure you. Alex, where did you come from, bro? I always thought I let... Yeah, honestly. The Gryptonian delegation donated $20. Oh, thank you. I read a quick recap for episode two of Superman and Lois.

Your reaction last week was riveting and informative. Were you disappointed or appointed last night? Jamel Ryan Nilsson, your review on Monday was really touching. Were you excited last night as well? The under-k-k-a-unscholidated $20. Thank you. Let's be honest, it won't be a true D&D movie unless the cast actively goes against the plot

to spite the writers and director. I mean, that would be amazing. ...d players will understand. Yeah, that would be fucking phenomenal. I hope that that happens. All of a sudden, they were like, we got to go on this quest this way. Nah, I'm going to town and get fucked up.

I guarantee there will be one moment of that, be like, Wait, why are we doing this? Like, why do we have to get the sort of truth through the volcano of death? Let's not do that. I was asking that, like, what needs to show up in a Dungeons and Dragons movie that will, like, connect people who are D&D people? Like, what, like, tropes need to show up? Some random, the one person that refuses to do anything but hit on, like, the barmaid,

somebody that refuses to go on said quest, like, like Ben said, and instead is like, I'm gonna go and burn the force down. Like just wild shit where like you're supposed to be moving in this direction. And they're like, nah, fuck you, I don't.

Or it's like, I speak this language that I don't know. Okay, well, you have to roll for initiative. Somehow he magically knew how to fucking speak to said language. Like I, uh,

wouldn't this be a missed opportunity to do like a choose your own adventure movie kind of a thing? Where like, what was the one they did on Netflix? Yeah, yeah, I heard it was bad. That'd be perfect. You know, like with this one, oh, did you like it?

Okay, so maybe I got some, maybe I got some wrong information. It's my best friend that told me, it's then. Everybody knows you're my best friend, but I do the famous best friend. Have you all that's all what is it? You're my best friend. You that real bad bitch. You're not about a nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to say something that's going to be unrelated, big shocker, but also sort of related. I'm spitting from Ruffington I'm drinking I thought We went into a town My uncle has a brewery out here So he went to town to pick up beers there

And then there was a nerd I thought you were playing D&D for say I was like No No We went into a nerd Game store Like a board game store

And I was like I got my first Deck building game A Harry Potter game called Hogwarts Battle. It's amazing. It's what, is that what Magic the Gathering is?

Is magic a deck building game? No. Diff time. No, it is. Yes, yes. I'm so dicked at this game. I just want to build decks all day long. I don't even know if that's the right phrase for it.

But I was like, oh my God, Ben, I was even thinking, I'm like, we're out of court. Ben's going to come over and we're going to play year seven. It's like you build, Brett, have you played this game? Yeah, well, I was, you know, I did that pilot for like a game, or a show about board gaming. I learned a bunch about deck building and roll and move and like all that kind.

And we did play that one. I really loved that game. That was a good one. And I got to tell you, I think I probably would be somebody who loves now Dungeons and Dragons. I bet I would love to... I think this might be like when my kids are too cool.

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No, no, I was just saying I was curious about the avatar thing. Yeah, go ahead. You're fine. No, no, I'm curious about that. I was going to say, Kate, I was trying to actually put together a crew of people to do some D&D. So if you're actually serious about that. I'm serious. Do I have to have a six-sided die?

No, because we do it since they're still kind of in quarantine. we're doing it digitally. So like the, the dungeon master will roll it for you. But it's more fun if you have your own dice because then you basically get to do something. But you can order them from Amazon pretty cheap and pretty fast. I'm telling you, I just feel like this, and I don't know as Dungeon,

a Dungeons Dragon is not necessarily a deck building. But like, I was like, oh, I always just assumed they were, because I used to watch my ex-boyfriend, who you all know about, I used to just watch play Settlers of Catan. And with Colton, actually, Winston with Colton done. Yeah, yeah. I would just go watch them play Sublers of Catan, and I'd watch them play Access and Allies,

and I'd be like, oh, I don't know. I've been trying to, I've been, set a game up. Okay, dope. Then I have a homie, she's a dungeon master, and she volunteered. She's like, you just need to bring a crew, and I was like, okay, cool.

So, yeah, if y'all are down, I'm down to do this, and I don't know, maybe we stream it. Live on air. Yes, live on air. $400,000. $400,000. Speaking of role-playing, it sounds like Melissa McCartney is doing a little bit of role-playing. Alex, you want to tell us about that, sir?

Yeah, Melissa McCarthy will be joining Thor, Love, and Thunder, reviving Kate Blanchett's character, Hela, in a play within the movie. She joins the fake cast of the movie, including Luke Hemsworth, Matt Damon, and Sam Neal. Winston, are you happy to see the Asgardian troop of actors back in Thor, Love and Thunder? I am, but I'm pissed about this, honestly. Okay. Because what the heck. Fuck you, Ryan.

That was amazing. I'm pissed because what made this moment so incredible in Ragnarok is that we had no fucking idea about it. So I get that they're shooting outside. People are going to take photos. I would have loved for whatever ass hat that took this photo and like busted this wide open had just not done it because you just ruined a moment

that would have been fucking hilarious to just be shocked that Melissa McCartney is playing hell of all of all the. you know, of all characters. Like I just, it was, it's one of those things where it's like, I get it. Everybody wants to get the scoop. If they're outside, people are going to get it. But I'm like, damn, man, like, can we just have something? Like, if the movie was out and you spoil it, that's a completely different conversation about spoiler culture.

But like, what the fuck on this one? Like, the movie isn't out yet. So, like, I don't know. Do you agree with me, Ben, or do you feel a little bit different? It's, I mean, it's, there's things like we can't control and can't. But, yeah, it's frustrating. You know, I was even talking about. like not having Hulk in the trailer.

Like that's like a huge plot point of Thor Ragnarok. So that would have been cool. But it's just like studios are so afraid. And I mean, yeah, like it would have been like I'm so, it would have been like, oh, is Matt Damon and Thor Ragnarok? Like if we would have known that, like that was such a fun surprise to see him on that stage play.

And we still don't know like he's coming back. We still don't know if it's Matt Damon that Loki kidnapped or if it's an Asgardian. So that's like a fun little detail. But yeah, it's just like, It's like we can't, we can't have nice things. Like, I don't, I don't understand people that want to know everything about everything before a movie comes out. It's just like, what are you going to see the movie for then?

If you literally know the plot, all the surprises, who's in it, where they filmed, what every single plot detail. Bruce Willis isn't actually dead the whole time. Yes. Oh my gosh. I mean, diehard. Yeah, diehard's crazy. Same game. I love it. That's group mind, baby.

That's good mind at its best. That's the other reason why playing D&D with you is going to be a lot of fun, Kate, since you're so good at fucking improv, because that's essentially all it is. It's improv while you fight dragons. Like, entombed. I'm rolling mice. I'm making my music in the moonlight. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I mean, have you seen Bruce Willis's latest DVD movies? He's basically already dead. Well, well, I'm not. I'm not gonna get in the middle of that one, but Kate, what do you think? Are you excited about Melissa McCarthy? I love everything. I adore that woman. I think she's actually a brilliant actress, and I think she's, I rewatched bridesmaids recently.

Granted, I was high. It's the funniest performance in any movie. I just, she's so funny in that movie and like not, and it's not in a way that, like, I don't actually think it's a way that's, like, making fun of her size. Like, her in the car with nine puppies. with the puppies. It's just so, she's really next level. So you could put her in anything.

And I even like watching her on social media. Like, so yes. But I agree with you. I hear what you're saying. Like, you don't need to, like, if it's a surprise. I also don't love when movies are like, that thing that worked, we're going to make it work again. And it's like, well, it works in part because it was a surprise.

Right. Right. Which is, exactly. And that, I guess that's why I'm upset. Is now I don't know if the joke is going to land. because there isn't another surprise element to it. That's, that is where my concern comes at. And it's hard to heighten jokes.

It is like that is something that's like, it is hard to make something that's not a surprise, be funnier than the first thing that was funny in part because it was a surprise. So I can't imagine that scene's gonna play as well as the first one did, but your best bet is to put Melissa McCarthy in it. Yeah, no. Okay, Ryan, make sure to cut this part out of the video

so we don't spoil it for other people. Yeah. No, no, kid, I totally agree. Does that sound like I was paying attention? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Well done. Burrett was here. He didn't go anywhere.

He was ignoring that. You check out for the commercials. I just, when you start talking, I check out. Well, well done. If it's in the trailer, would you be less pissed? Because the part, Melissa McCarthy, yeah, that bones me out, but I'm actually mad. I now know that Luke Hemsworth, this play.

playing fake Thor. Like that's hysterical. Yeah. But if it's in the trailer and it's a bigger thing than just the cameo scene recapping. That's a great point. Will it be in the trailer? I doubt it.

Did he play fake Thor and Ragnarok? No, it was, I thought it was Sam Neal. No, Samuel was, oh, yeah. Luke Hempsworth, it was Luke Hempsworth, was Thor. He's Odin. Matt Damon was Loki and Samuel was Odin. I was deciding on one. I guess what it is, though, is that, like, I know people that,

even watch trailers, which I can respect that too, but at least a trailer is controlled um, spoilers. You know what I'm saying? It's, it is, we're giving you just enough to get you interested or to kind of tell you a little bit about what's going on. But I can think about how many different like MCU films, like the fact that they had Hulk running in the, the final battle of Infinity War, but they completely just changed that out and it was him in the Hulkbuster suit. Or like, it looked like Thanos had none of the Infinity Stones in the trailer because they did. digitally edited those out. And then like when it was the actual fight,

he had all but the mindstone. You know what I'm saying? So like that's controlled. Whereas this was somebody was just snooping and then just told the internet. That's I guess the difference. You know what I mean? Right. For sure.

No, like it's the same thing. Like I remember when the homecoming trailer came out. I was there like, oh, I don't think I'm going to watch this. I was like, oh, you know what?

Like people were talking about, okay, I'll watch it. And then like the first teaser trailer ended with, you know, him trying to keep the ship together. And then this, trail literally started with him keeping the shit together and then Ironman putting it back together

and be like, oh, that was like, oh, great. So I know how that fucking scene ends. Cool. Like it literally showed it was like, oh, Spider-Man's in high school. He messes up. He loses the spider suit. Then he has to learn with Spider. Okay. Now I know the entire movie. Thank you, Sony and MCU. I'm so glad. Like, and same was like Batman, Batman v. Superman did the same thing. Or it's like, oh, they hate each other. They're going to fight. And then Doomsday. I was like, okay, cool, like, thanks. Well, I mean, to be fair, they're going to fight each other. It is called Batman v. Superman, sir.

So it does seem like they may V each other at some point. Yeah, but the fact that, like, we have literally all three acts where Lex Luther fools them into fighting each other, they fight, and then at the end, they come together to fight Doomsday. I was like, oh, it could have, you never know. That could have been the beginning. Maybe they fought Doomsday at the beginning. And then we're like... I mean, to be fair, the editing in the trailer was better than the editing in the movie. So that makes sense.

Well... Everybody just calm down. The Snyder cuts coming out. Yeah, please don't fight. Please don't fight. Please don't fight. Please don't fight. On my birthday.

It's not my fault. It's not my fault. Brett, you know what is your fault, man? That you just be given us such good content that we can't keep it between 10 a.m. and noon. We have to take it on to stereo afterwards. You want to tell us a little bit about that? Yes.

Kay, K, K, K, today. Goodbye. What? You got to come join us today. I'll turn all cameras off, all breadsts doing this. Kate is doing the stereo show with me today. Yeah, that's perfect. And, oh, gosh, oh, I'm so nervous.

I'm all alone. It's like, I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Yes, Kate will be doing stereo with me today. We're going to have a great time. We'll probably talk about her epic show. I set it for 1205 so that we can get a little bit of a second to breathe before we jump in there. But come check it out at www.wstereo.com slash Brett Sheridan or slash Kate Mulligan.

And we're going to be talking for a bit and taking your calls and questions. and listening to your impressions that are better than ours. And yes, talking definitely about our big birthday plans. I'm sure we both have tons of Zooms that are going on. So come check us out, join the party, join the fun at stereo.com slash brett Sharon or stereo.com slash Kate Mulligan. Or is she the catest mom ever? I have to look it up.

Thank you, everyone for popping out. We're going to stay off camera for the rest of the show. Oh, thank you. Oh, we are? Oh, I didn't get the memo. My bad. All right, Brian. I'm not doing this.

Oh, my God. I'm not doing this to Brett on his birthday. Y'all's not individuals. I can't believe you would treat Brett like this. He is a goddamn angel. I should do people's names wrong more. I, Kate, you missed it. I did, I said Winston K. Marshall.

And he's like, no, it's a slagie blurred. And it's A Marshall. So your kid is mom ever. No taken. Good, good. I'm glad I said it twice. Also, I actually literally can't. It says the host stopped my video. Oh, what?

I'll unstop it. Oh, shit. Yo, Ryan, what the fun? I actually was like, wow, Ryan's definitely good. I just had enough. I had enough, that girl. So you've had so much of enough that you kicked the only woman on the show out of the show. What the fuck, right?

Is that how they do things in Philly? I guess it is. Is that what Eagles fans do is shit? Yeah. Boom. On women's history month, of all things, what the fuck, Ryan? Dude, I don't know. Enough.

Enough. Boys are back in town. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Well, why don't we talk about one of the ladies of the hour? She is going to be joining the Obi-1 series.

She killed in a Game of Thrones. Let's talk about Ms. Indra. And Rome. And Rome. She's amazing in Rome. She's the best part of Rome. But tell us about it, Alex. And then let's ask Kate the question because Kate apparently loves her.

I love her. Yeah, Indira Varma will be joining the Obi-Wan Kenobi series at Disney Plus with even McGregor and Hayden Christensen. It's unknown who she will play so far. And we're going to be getting the series next year. Kate, are you excited for her casting? I'm thrilled about this casting. So first of all, I was embarrassed like yesterday when this was one of the, the stories we were going to talk about and I actually read up on it.

I was like, I actually am embarrassed. I don't know who this person is. And then I looked up the picture and like, oh, my God. And I feel ashamed. I never knew her name was Indira. Indira Varma. Is that right? Okay. So now I'm committing it to memory because she's a fantastic. Yep, I'm knitting, guys. She's a fantastic, fantastic, actress. And she was incredible in Game of Thrones. She's Oberon's wife, Oberon. O'Brien. O'Brien. Thank you. And she was in Rome.

She was the lead. She's just incredible. And also, she's just got the jawline of a goddess. I just think she's so beautiful. I have no, she's just incredible. So yeah, what I'm very interested in is I really was excited to talk about this. I want to know with the Star Wars people who they think she's going to be. Because I'm like halfway through Clone Wars with Neil.

And I'm like getting really into it. And I'm trying to figure out like who's she going to be. Who will she be in Obi-Wan? I have zero clue, but I don't consider myself. Is Soutine cast already? Because Sotene obviously has to show up in Obi-Wan's series, right? Wait, how far are you? Wait, I don't know.

No. What the fuck, Ryan? Oh, no. Did Fred and did Fred die in Harry Potter? I mean, I think that's the big one. I think everyone thinks it's going to be Sotene. Okay. Just for jawline and alone.

What about Ventris? that's so that's the other thing if she ends up being ventress dude if she ends up being ventress she's my favorite this thing like she's got that edge to her so I picture her as ventress more than Sotene if she ends up being vent

when is Obi-Wan supposed to take place in relation to clone wars it's a couple of years I think I said eight or nine years after Revenge of the Sith yeah so it's between a Revenge of the Sid okay so after other Clone Wars Wars like around around apparently when solo would be taking place. So yeah.

Okay. Okay. Wait, so Ventriss makes it out of the series alive. How is that possible? Have you seen her? She makes it out of every situation somehow. If you read Dark Disciple, you would know what happens to Ventress. And I don't think that she would appear in this show unless it was a flashback. I'll just say that.

Okay, okay. Anybody else die in Star Wars, Ryan, that you want to tell about? Yeah. I mean, okay, so one thing that's interesting is Disney, you know, they've made a fresh slate. Every book that's come out is now canon. I don't think a lot of people are going to read this book. I was curious that they're just going to do an additional season of Clone Wars or have some episodes and just animate that book. Because a lot of people wanted to know what happened to that character and it was supposed to be in that final season.

But you can read Dark Disciple and kind of see what happens. I promise I'm not spoiling. I just don't think it's likely that they cross past with Obi-Wan again. Okay. Okay. That's what I was going to say. You know what? I didn't think would ever cross past

that a C.P. I monkey would play Robbie Williams. Do you want to tell us a little bit about Alex? Did I get you while your train? That's what he did to me earlier. I had to go get a law stanch. Before we answer that, hold on. Do we have the same desk, Ben? What?

I've never seen that. I'm looking at your drawers. I think we have the same desk. Is it huge and L-shaped? Oh, it's not L-shaped, but I'm looking at, but you have the pull out and I see the little drawers. Do you have like a PendaFlex in the bottom drawer, the big one? What's a PindaFlex? The thing that holds like all the, the filing files. Oh, the flex. File cabinet? No, I don't. Oh, it just looked very similar, I guess. Okay,

never mind. Does it have the oscillator? Does it have the flange? Does it have the flange? Is that from, is that, is that Fletch? Oh, I thought it was and Regina Falangi. I thought that that's where he was going at. I can't come up with any words that sound like something that should be in a death, so I can't be part of this joke. I like, I like the actress a lot.

I didn't really like the Dorn storyline. I felt like that was like kind of, they kind of threw that away in Game of Thrones, but I'm excited about her. I think it could be awesome. Obi-1 dies too. Oh, shit. Obi-1 dies and Star Wars.

The fuck. Going into this. Are you, You son of a bitch. The weight is Obi-Wan about his forest ghost? I'm in! I am so done with Ryan today. I expect nothing less from an Eagles fan.

He throws snowballs at Santa Claus. This is just absolute thought of course. The Cowboys and the Cowboys and 25 years ago. This, this. Alex, you better go ahead. How many? What's the total? What's the total?

What's the total for me lately? Ben Goddard. Alex? Well, lately he fired everybody. that's in that Super Bowl, so are you going to rehire your injured QB? Are you going to leave them in the dust? Ben Goddard.

You traded your franchise quarterback for a pack of fucking peanuts. What's your favorite kind of desk? What's your ideal? Top five desks. Top five desks. I mean, I'm loving this mahogany that I have here, man.

It's got a nice thing to what. There's a nice little bit of leather on the top, so I feel official, like a grown man. you know, a new danger donated $20. Thank you. Cowboys signed Greg Hardy and Zeke got suspended for a bunch of shit.

At least I wasn't prepubescent when my team last won a Super Bowl. Too many fucking Cowboys fans on this show. Get a new argument. Fucking get them. Sorry. But, okay, so I got a question.

Five, five in, five, what, Super Bowls in the last 25 years. Right. one Super Bowl in your entire franchise. Wait, wait, none in the last 25 years. Fine. Five in the last 20s.

None. Let's get this straight. Five in the last 30, bitch. Whatever you want to fucking call it. One in your franchise history. One of your franchise history. Now what the fuck your sorry has to will be just as bad as we are. Alex, please move on to the next story. Yeah, Alex.

Wait, real quick. The next story. Oh, yeah. I don't know states, but I don't know these teams and stuff, but I know the states. Which one just lifted all the restrictions for COVID? because that's the one I'm not going to run that. Hey, I'm just curious.

Hey, hey, you leave off the city. It's big in Texas. Okay. All right. That's hard we call in the Snyder. Every state got a fucking problem. New York out here, got a governor out here, just touching people. He said he didn't.

He said, give me the fuck out of here. I just got the report with, he said he didn't. He said it didn't. Case closed. The state that just won the Super Bowl day out here just been there. Just busy. opening shit, just being trashed in the motherfucker, the state we currently

in just can't get face shit together, because it's me with all that bullshit. What is the next story? The next story is about mountain lions. Who here thinks they could get a mountain lion? Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus. Zero mountain lions been in the last 25 years, date. What have you done for me lately? You know what's so funny, Ben? I have always had your back about that argument. That's a good point. That's a good point. I'm just saying, I'm just saying,

I bet it's been alive for 33 years, and he hasn't beat him out in line yet. That's all I got to say. But that doesn't mean he can't, and it definitely means he could do it over a T-Rex. Next question, Alex. Or he could just not be either one. Alex, what's the next story? Reeve Carney! Greve Carney has been cast to play the late Jeff Buckley,

most known for his only album, Grace, and his cover of Leonard Cohen's Halloween. In other music biopic news, a CGI monkey will be playing British singer slash songwriter Robbie Williams, Winston. What? Yeah. Michael Jackson Glove musical.

Yeah, that was supposed to be a musical perspective of his glove. I forgot about that. I think it did go into production and it had a few shows. I think I'll look that up while you talk about it. I appreciate it. I don't know how a,

A CGI monkey then plays a person. This sounds very confusing. They said it was going to be bananas. Direct quote from the article. Boo. Boo. If you say it's a geek, I did that one for you.

But that's a direct quote. They're like, yeah, in the production, we were like, this is when I'm like, oh, drugs shouldn't be involved in decisions.

It doesn't even make any sense. They're like, it's going to be this wild telling of, we're doing it totally different than most biopics. telling Robbie Williams story. And the CGI ape is going to play him. And it's like this, this, stop drinking, Roba, Tussin.

Yeah, like, I'm done. I know, like, David, was it David Bowie's, like, whole family in his state is, like, disowning that, the movie coming out with Johnny Flynn. But I was kind of curious to see it because, you know, they don't have rights to any of his music. So I was like, okay, I'm curious to see them doing. doing a biopic that's not reliant on, hey, I really like this David Bowie song, which is, you know what, what Bohemia Rhapsody is. It's like, okay, everyone loves queen. So we're just going to sprinkle in every big queen song ever made with the original recordings,

and it's going to be great. So I was curious, but like, this and Rob is, I'm not being mean. I know Robbie Williams had that song, Millennium 20 years ago. Like, I know, is he still huge over in Europe or something? because like him getting a biopic while he's still alive and like I don't know. I looked him up and I still don't know who he is. I know Jack Buckley because I know that story, but I'm also old.

So I don't know how that will resonate with a lot of the younger folks or whatever. This is for real about the monkey, by the way. Yeah. It's a real thing. No, I totally read it this morning, Kate. I didn't just look it up right now. In fairness, I read it for the show. I was supposed to host yesterday.

Oh, okay, fair. Well, I'm glad you didn't get to it so that we could talk about this weird-ass month thing today. I was not expecting any of that whatsoever. You know what I also wasn't expecting for one of my favorite movie leaders to go out of business. Oh. It's not a throw, too.

Okay, sorry. No, it is a throw. Alex. Oh, no. Tell me about the Alamo Draft House, my friend. Yeah, Alamo Draft House has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. I'm not sure exactly what that. entails her but they did sell apparently and Tim League is part of that buying group so at least

the person who started it has some ownership of it still. Yep. president after you've been in Chapter 11. Yeah. Next. I don't know. Didn't 50 cent do it to? Yes. They all do. Yeah. Yeah. Because you can then kind of restructure and move some shit around like 50K. They were did are they still open? Because I think they filed early on in the Listen, it's not good. I am sad about that news. Yeah. Yeah.

I just suck. Yeah. It's one of the, it's, if you've ever been there before, it's a really, it's a really like dope experience. So it kind of sucks.

And they were really trying to make it work. They're like, we're piping in aerosol disinfectant. We're like, you will all get nose cancer after seeing a movie here, but we've really kept it clean. I mean, they really were trying to make it work.

Yeah. Yeah. So, hoping, I mean, with vaccines moving the way they're moving, here's hoping that we don't lose everything that we had beforehand, as far as a movie theater-going experience. I do think there will be some sort of recovery, but I do think it'll be very different than what it was beforehand.

Anybody else at all? Because if not, I wanted to go when it was in L.A., but just like with AMCA A-LIS being out, it's just like, I can't bring myself to spend $25 bucks on a ticket. I spend $20 a month. Yeah. It was, I had the, they just launched it like in January in LA, the Alamo Draft House passed essentially, and it was like the A-list. But you can go one time a day, so 30 times a month.

And I did that for the last week leading up, leading into the quarantine. And I watched big-time adolescents. That's where I saw The Hunt and the Wild Goose Lake, which is about, you know, Wuhan takes place in Wuhan and is about, you know, how. crowded that city is. So I took advantage of that for the few days I had and I really would have done it more if they had it longer. It was in a good spot too. Yeah, I remember like Emma Fife and Cameron Rice went to like a fun cat, like a rowdy cat showing. Like they had like drinks and it was like the, the, what they did for the room and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, that sounds fun. There's two in Austin, right? There was there's like, because I went to one, there was like one that's

kind of in like a downtowny kind of area and then they're, I remember going to one that, yeah, it was at the album. It was in the basement. Come on, guys. History. Name the movie. Name the movie. I've been watching District 9.

I saw District 9 in when I was shooting a Southwest commercial. Remember when I did commercials? Yeah, that's, yeah, that's the first movie I've ever seen in a theater that had the drinks and the food. We didn't, I don't think we had. that option out here yet but I think there was

a couple of them in Texas if I'm not wrong I worked at an AMC dine in for four years just throughout the college and high school and I mean I think it's like a really great type of job for a lot of people and it sucks because

a lot of people like to work in movie theaters but just if it's not a dine end or something like that job's very limited it's like you're either helping with a projector or at the box office and these theaters gave a lot more types of jobs serving. Yep. And it was, it's a really good resource.

So it sucks that it's closing down for now. Yeah, I mean, I work. Yeah, but bankruptcy, again, I think bankruptcy is just, it's what Winston, what's what you were saying, Winston, it's a restructuring of the financial thing of it. Right. Whereas, as I said, like, you can still be president. Um, you can still, like, it's, it's, it's probably not gone away. Chapter 11th.

Can you imagine President Alamo draft house? Like, that actually sounds like, kind of. If you own, like, if you own, like, like a university named after you. I'm just being an ass. And file chapter 11. I'm just saying, it's like hypothetical. Like if you owned a university and online university

that was named after you, it had the file chapter 11. You could still become present. That's fair. That's fair. We covered all of our news stories. So we want to get to your stream lives and your super chats. Before we do, I just want to give a quick plug.

Today is the official start of the regular season of the movie trivia showdown. We already had a pay-per-view, obviously, but this will be the first regular season match. Amaru Moses of the usual suspect, the number two overall draft pick of the entire draft. Sam Levine just went out and got homey, which I'm kind of pissed about.

I wanted him on swag. He's going up against the jackal, Jesse Swift, of the usual suspects. It is going to be a barn burner. Another intergeeked to match for y'all to enjoy. So 2 p.m. Pacific, if you haven't already seen it, patrons, obviously, have had access to it. If you haven't seen it, the match goes down.

You do not want to miss it. So definitely check that out. Alex, man, why don't you go ahead and hit us with them Streamlabs and Super Chats? Sorry, real quick. Jesse Swift doesn't play for the usual suspects. Who does he? No, he plays for the Merck's. Did I say the usual suspects again?

Amber a place for the suspect. Yes. You said, yeah, yeah. Yes. No, no, race. I just wanted to clarify. Dan. Okay, so for Stream Labs, yesterday, Streamlabs that we didn't get to. We are going to get to those on Monday because most of them were for the women on the panel.

So going to today. Joey Gonzalez says, happy birthday, Kate and Brett. Hashtag Paises Powah. That's right. Oh. All right. Next one from Wee. 2012's Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson.

Our favorite Wes Anderson film, and we think it's the most, Wes Anderson down to the posters. We're enamored. We're in a minute. $20. Happy birthday, Kate and Brett. Go, Kate. It's your birthday. Go, Kate.

It's your birthday. Go, Brett. It's your birthday. Go, Brett. It's your birthday. All I want for my birthday is a big birthday is a big birthday. Booty True all I want for my birthday is a big booty tell. Oh, it won't let you say the word ho.

Oh, that's what that is. He actually, he didn't even type ho. Oh, what are you typed? He just typed true and tell. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. I like that.

Self-censoring. Self-sensoring. It's in the words work. My bad, Alex. Where were you at? Our favorite Wes Anderson film, and we think it's the most. most, Wes Anderson down to the posters.

We're enamored with his directorial, stylings, and visual aesthetic. Your thoughts are personal stories for this movie, Moonrise Kingdom. Moonrise Kingdom, I don't think I've seen it. Oh, it's really cute. It's deeply, deeply Wes Anderson, yeah. It's like, Wes Anderson, like, if somebody was like, Wes Anderson, make a film like you do, he definitely. Wait, wait, is that the one where there are like a camp sort of?

Yes, I have seen it. I do love that movie. Yes. that. Yeah. And, I'm very my favorite

Scram Budapest, but I think that's my second favorite. Oh, yeah. Fantastic, Mr. Fox,

baby, all day, every day. Oh, God. And it's on Disney Plus, if you guys

have not seen it. It's on Disney Plus. And it's so. And it's so. Like, right after I'd bought it. The Royal Tenon bombs and cans,

come on. There's not enough whimsy in that one. It's a little heavier. Not enough whimsy? they add like wimsy to like really dark things yeah it's really it's such a juxtaposition and he does that a little bit in grand budapest where there's like murder and stuff but it's got like that da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-m like no he's dead although i thank you for taking Voldemore and making him less scary for me now yes

you like props for that anybody that can make rave scott refines after schindler's list and playing Voldemort less scary for me? You could... Go ahead, kid. Fair. Fair. He's played some dark. What else, Alex?

I forgot to mention earlier. Reve Carney, who's playing... Shoot. Jeff Buckley in the biopic. I know him from Hades Town, the musical. He plays the lead character, Orpheus. If you haven't listened to Hades Town,

listen to it, it's amazing, beautiful. Even Noblazada is also in it. beautiful music. Check that out. Oh, so the last line of that article was and so da-da-da is set to direct the upcoming Gucci and I wanted to say, who the

fuck's making a movie about Gucci? Bobby Gucci. That would be a ridiculous fucking film. Honestly, that would talk about Robitosa. Like that, what do you call the misadventures of Bobby Finstock or something like that?

Yeah. A series of unfortunate events. A series of unfortunate Gucci's. Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you imagine, like, instead of a Wanda vision, like a Gucci vision? Holy fuck. I'm not trying to see that.

I'm not trying to see that. Sorry, Alex. All right. Joe, okay, says, what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. Okay, I can get away with that because I'm Irish. You can't. You can.

That's good. That's good. I'm laughing at that on behalf of all the Irish weddings and funerals I've been to. Joe Kay also says, Happy Birthday, Brett and Kate. You're both awesome, and I hope you know that. You've helped me through some rough days recently. Know that what y'all do here really matters.

Oh, thank you. It does. Sometimes that's unclear. So I'm glad to say it out of right. Thank you. Sorry, I missed that. The cat was, I thought somebody was knocking on the walls or something. It was slamming at my door.

So. Somebody just said, you've made a difference in their life, but that's cool. You didn't hear it. I was... I'm sorry. This cat is ruining everything. It woke me up three times last time. Exactly. Every more.

Ryan's on it. Well, Pussy O'Connell says, hello people. Happy birthday to Brett and Kate. Hope you all have a great and blessed day. In honor of our birthday celebrates, what are some of y'all's favorite films about birthdays? 13 going on 30, knives out. Thanks, people. And please be kind to others.

13 going on 30 is a good one 13 going on 30 yeah I love that one liar liar yeah about the little boys let me Google some birthday movies real quick yeah yeah I feel like was there a birthday

and meet Joe Black oh happy death day and I don't know but happy death day is a great birthday movie I feel like there's a big party their dad's yeah no the dad's birthday part that's I should do a lot of like from that

yeah onward Onwards a B-Day movie. Oh, there you go. You guys, by the way, I finally saw Soul. Paddington 2 is a birthday movie. Done. Done.

There it is. Hold on. Let me see if he has any thoughts. I thought these were $15 down. What has happening? Oh, left behinds a birthday movie. Perfect. Oh, hello.

16 candles. Oh, don't watch that these days. Every Harry Potter. what's Harry Potter always does like the books always start on his birthday basically like in the summer

well except for books six they don't even mention Harry Potter in the first two chapters I am 16 oh wow um Alex yeah

wait does does book six start with spinners end it starts with the new minister and then it goes to the unbreakable vow and then finally it goes to Harry um

Yeah, going off. That's one of my favorite chapters to the Unbreakable Bow. So good. Oh, my God. Narcissa. Narcissa Malfoy. Oh, my God. Littrix.

Let's three. Brickable vow. Yeah. Oh, God. On Golden Pond. I just. This man over here, Googling. Movies with birthdays.

It's, and I got one that's just, I realize this memorable birthday scene. So they're not even the whole movies. about birthday because birds the birds hitchcocks the birds is it birds attack on kathy's birthday is what it says i think i looked up the wrong google i googled wrong alex what else we got in the superchats of stream labs man inappropriate gay dude says hey birthday kate and brett my b day is march 7th pice's are the fucking best we're sweet daddy woke up i need my daily man candy question for the panel which hoggwards class are you most likely

going to fail. Ooh. Acclimacy. Kate, was that two? Explain that joke to me. Oh, acclimacy is just what Snape tries to teach. It's what Snape tries to teach Harry to not let people into his

brain. Oh, I do. I know. That's for the audio listeners. Fuck, that's tough. That's tough. What's the one where, uh, because I don't like chemistry. They teach them. versus not to do? Like that was

that was dark. Divination, honestly. Divination. I'd probably be up there. Trilani. Crystal balls and stuff like that. Emma.

What's her name? Emma. Emma Stone. No. Probably. Thompson. Emma Thompson. Probably Chrome flying

because I hate heights. Okay. I would probably be. I definitely, I probably wouldn't be on the Quiddish team. But I think I could get it, get, you know, I could pass a class.

But you know what, you know what, though, Mr. former swimmer, you would be great in the Triwizard tournament. Trying to get them, trying to get them. Oh, I could do the Triwizard tournament for sure. Yeah, I could too. Yeah, I could too. I would not have been going to do. Honestly, probably herbology.

I don't, I'm not, I don't have that green thumb. I'll tell you what. I don't think I do either, but I know I could rip up a mandrake. Oh, mandrake. I have my earphones on and bring it over to the pot and plant it. I would be fine with that. Pretty much, yes. Alex is next, man.

Tiffany F. says, Happy birthday, Brett, and Kate, you guys are the best. Yesterday was Epic. So happy we're getting a whole ladies week. Same with me. I think I'm happy about it. But that doesn't. I only want you a wedding singer now.

The only thing of wedding singer when I hear that song. Let me sing you a song. Oh, yes, it's ladies week. And my kids are in school, and my wife still has to work. And so I don't get a plan any sort of thing for a whole week of... No. You get to go into the store and buy the virtual store and buy all of the Luigi costumes. Yeah, I'm sure that will make my wife happy while she's working in the living room, me playing on the...

Just all you need to do is come into this room, close the door, and from 10 to 12, just talk out loud while you're playing Animal Crossing. She'll think you're doing it in a cell. It's kind of brilliant, and you might have to do that now. You might have to do that. I can't play on the little screen. My eyes hurt. Okay. Just go on.

Alex, go ahead. Go ahead. You got to get these blue light glasses. They help so much for screen time. I have prescription, and they, I don't know. But, oh, yeah, big shout out to my optometrist, by the way, who sent me a birthday email today. Also Staples.

I wanted to, I'm sorry, all the fans, that's cool and all, but I got some. really nice birthday wishes. I'm out, though. This reminds me, this is like flashes of COVID when like, I remember you being like Pet Boys wants me to know, or Pepco wants Petco wants me to know how they're handling COVID. Yeah. Do you guys save all of those emails that every email list you're subscribed to told you how they were going to handle COVID-19?

You guys have that too? Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like that's going to be part of our history. Don't ever get rid of those emails. That was the weirdest thing. That's fine. I currently have in my mailbox, Kate,

just so you know, let's see. I have one from Vimeo. One, 57,870 emails, because I just don't delete them. So that helps. They're there if you need them, for sure. Yeah, I had to draft a few of those emails, Kate, because, you know, working in an outdoor cinema company. Like, we just announced our schedule.

Yeah, we just announced our schedule like the week before everything shut down. And it was pretty crazy. It was pretty scary. That makes sense, but like pep boys being like, what you need to do if you get your car changed. No, I did worry about that for a minute. I was like, oh, God, if everything shut down and my car breaks down, how the fuck do I get? Anyways, Alex, we got to know we got to get through them and we do need to end the show a couple minutes early. We got some stuff going on.

So let's make sure we get all these superlabs and shrink the super, you know what I mean. Garth Markness McMurray says, oh, thank goodness. I did crash upon the rocks, but I was picked up by a passing ship before my show. She's thankful. They heard Kate's voice screaming from my headphones. Thanks again, Brett and Kate. I love you both so much. Gert's okay, guys.

Gert's here. It's okay, guys. Gert, we love you. Trouser Snake Jake Honcho. Hey. Says, Kate, are you aging in reverse? You're sure looking good today. Winston, I loved your cameo in Superstore.

I always wanted to be an extra in a movie, TV show, commercial, or even in porno. Any suggestions on how to start? Is it worth it? And how would I start? Hi, Brett. If you're in LA, it's pretty easy. You can sign up for a casting breakdown and, like, they're a casting call service, and you can do extra work pretty quick.

I think most people here have probably done that at one point or another. Yes, no. Yes. Correct. So, yeah. No, you should do it. I mean, it's fun to say that you did it. I will warn you, you are treated like cattle.

You were literally not treated like a regular person. You're treated as a prop. So just take that going in, not to ruin the magic for anybody. But it's worth it to be like, oh, I was on that TV show this long time, even if it's just you walking by, you know, it's pretty cool. It's not like Cockatow Dundee in Los Angeles. It's not like that. No, no.

I just want to say to that person who said I'm aging reverse, it's just the ringlight. Better, right? See? Oh. Get yourselves a ringlight. or Nicole Kittman's. I'm just banking off of black, being black and not doing crack. Do crack, then all of the, that's actually, you know how they say you can break the spell?

Like, witches eat children and that's how they say young. No, don't actually know that one, but okay. The only black people I've ever seen age poorly are the ones that do crack. That shit hits them hoarding fast. It breaks the spell. And this is the topic. None of us are going to touch. Next,

Kate, but Kate, you know about the Hollywood The war to eat children, right? Go ahead, Alex. Elmo. Elmo, no. Elmo, no. Alex, go ahead. Rashad.

Halmo, no. Rashad says, Brett, the Guild would work because I choose your own adventure-style TV show or movie. The comedy opportunities would be great, in my opinion. Also, who on the panel has seen the Guild? It's hilarious. I actually need to see it, Brett. I'm so sorry.

I realize I... You don't have to be sorry. No, I am sorry. I don't know how much it would... It's, I mean, I don't think... I mean, people like seeing me on it, my family and stuff, but it was about... Liz Gasker donated $20.

There it is. Back to Harry Potter, what Hogwarts houses would you all be sorted into? Also, happy birthday, Brett and Kate. Thank you. Thank you. That was more. based off of World of Warcraft,

which I had no idea about. So it was a very niche fan base, but huge. But like, you didn't know that, yeah. It didn't get me auditions when I mentioned it or get me in the day. It wasn't anyway. They might have thought you were talking about the guild, like screen actors killed.

You were probably like, hi, I just want to let you know I was in the guild. Yeah. Great, you have to be to be at this audition. Next, moves on. I just don't, I, I remember watching the first season, but it was, it was out while I was in college, Brett, so like, I just don't remember it. Just rude, actually. What?

What? How was that rude? When you were having your career, I was still a witty, beady baby in college. That's not a baby. I was the grown-ass man. I was out here pretending to be 21 so I could buy alcohol. What the fuck you're talking about? Yeah, Kate, my son was the baby in the show while he was.

in college. That was the part that you're missing. Brett's favorite factoid of all of, I hope you'll remind me saying this, Brett. Brett's favorite fact is that Sabrina's mom is younger than he is. Yeah. That's that, oh, that just warbed my heart.

Yeah. I think both are parents, and I think actually Christian Rubikava's parents are the same age as me. There's a lot of people in our group. Well, I don't know about Alex. I don't know. Don't forget, guys. what house would you be sorted into?

Oh, yeah, I have no idea. He donated $20. It's raining in L.A. and it's Brett and Kate's birthday. I couldn't ask for more. Happiest birthday to you both. You guys make my life better. Thank you. Thank you, PC. That's some wet-ass Pisces.

Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you, PC. Oh, I hate you so much. Well, okay, here's my question. Is this based on, like, is this Pottermore like I know what house I'm in or do I know what would you be sorted into so it's probably a gut feeling I mean I know where you would be sorted as I know more now about slitherin via

pottermore because I was like upset when I was told I was in it and I was like oh it's not that they're evil they just got painted that way they're powerful they just yeah they're powerful and they're charismatic that's what it is and I was like oh debatable I mean it's literally right there. Old and more convinced hell of people to be like, follow me, son. Yeah, listen, Pansy Parkinson's just not that. Oh, that's an argument,

but I'm probably furthering as well, so I resent that. Actually, yeah, Ben, I think so. Well, Brett, I think you're with me. I think you're a Hufflepah. I don't know. Alex is definitely a Ravenclaw, for sure. No, you're not.

You're a Griffin. I'm a huff. You're a Huffle. Pupple. I don't buy that at all. Ryan was kicked out of school for throwing a snowball at Dumbledorf. Yeah. He said Dumbledorf, like Kevin Dorf.

Oh, my God, y'all, I think I'm still drunk from Sunday. I know I'm Dumbledorf. That was bad. This is your Dumbledorf. Also, by the way, I'm pretty sure Ben being like, no, Alex is definitely a Ravenclaw like, Cho Chang, is super, Super racist, Ben.

Wow, no one mentions that name here. I'm just saying it's how inclusive the author is. By the way, what? Who else is Ravenclaw? I can't think of any other Ravenclaw characters. It's the house I know the least. I, man, the Eagles and the Cowboys.

Baltimore Ravenclaw. Who are you, Ryan? Oh, Luna's a Ravenclaw. No, she's a Griffin, Dora. Taking the test right now. The woman of love good is a Ravenclaw. She takes Harry Potter to the tower. Come on now.

Okay. She doesn't take him there, but she lets him know, like, yo, you should go and try and talk to her. You guys, read the book again. Sorry, this stupid fucking movie doesn't do it. Save this for a conversation we can have at a party all together that can walk away from. Wow. Go fuck yourself. Wow.

Well done. Well done, but, ouch. Okay, I'm sorry. I thought I was Gryffindor, but apparently I don't even deserve a house or go to someone. You deserve a house. You deserve a house. You're one of the creamies. You're one of the creepy brothers, but not annoying at all, honey.

But you just look like them. So you're one of the creepy. Fucking Brett, that was amazing. Holy shit. Those are the jokes I wish I came up. We spent more time on this question than any of the news stories. That's just a boy. No, they're out here.

You're right. Go ahead. Give me your thoughts on the Golden Globes rating. Yes. Well, here's the thing. I think people cut cable. No, it didn't.

That didn't affect it? Oh. People hate award shows. I don't know. Alex. Don DeMarco. The happiest of birthdays to Kate and Brett. I hope you enjoy your day.

Kate, congrats on hosting a record-breaking stream yesterday. Yeah. You all killed it. Teamwork made the dream work. That's for sure. DLD says happiest of birthdays to both Brett and Kate. So much love to these Sien Stallworts. Jock, Jock, Jop.

Fitty Shades of Geek says, I completely disagree with people who say that trailers give away the whole plot of the movie. Bad trailers give away the movie. Bad trailers give away the movie. Good trailers get you hyped for the movie without giving too much away. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I think we all agree with you there. The Shades Geek also says

Ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, Kate. I love you. It wasn't me. It was the article. It was the word I made. It was the one I meant. It was an article that also definitely said helm in it. Not about Goddard.

You know what I just realized a good trailer is like? It's the little inside tab or the back of a book. You know what I'm saying? It's supposed to give you a quick synopsis. of what it is without telling everything. That's what a good trailer should do. Speaking of trailers, I watched the Without Remorse trailer that just dropped. So we'll probably be talking about it tomorrow.

The Michael B. Jordan, Tom Clancy one? Yeah, it just dropped. So check that out. It looks pretty good. It looks good. There's just that one line where he's like, leaving him alive is the worst thing they could do. He's the most dangerous man on the planet.

I was like, oh my God, that's screenwriting right there. Also something else that just dropped. Your balls. Jiggle, jiggle. Damn! I'm feeling salty. I'm sorry, y'all. It's your birthday.

You're allowed to leave? Bro. Holy fuck. Holy! I'm gonna be in the house all day. I got a meeting. Brett is so mad. He can't plan a vacation next to him.

Well, Brad is missed that he got an involuntary vacation at the wrong fucking time. He wanted his vacation to be fucking playing. And now he has to sit in that house high himself for a... Brett, you're going to say this studio, and Alex is going to beat the movie on you. Unbelievable. Holy shit. All the rest of the stream labs are the superchats were about to not get read. Alex is over it.

Holy fuck. I love you, Alex. I'm mad at the world. It's not you. It's me. I'm mad at the birthday. I'm glad to do a stereo. I did set you up blank perfectly there.

I deserve that. All right, Alex and Brett on Saturday were Alex just shames Brett for an hour. Holy shit, that was, that was, that took me back to when we used to be in Christian's garage. Oh, yeah. That was, holy fuck. Where's the fart ninja? I was just going to say Jiggle was cast in Pinocchio. So, yeah, he's Jiminy Cricket.

Who's? Jiggle. Jiggle. Joseph Gordon Lett, JGL. Pac-Man Dwayne says, I look at Kate and Brett as my mom and dad, so I won't write ho in the song. Like when I ever,

like when I ever meet them, Brett, Kate, Mark, and Christian are going to hear me say, yes, sir, yes, ma'am. Everyone tell this part, Alex was up motherfuckers. Oh, and Cynthia Arrivo got cast as the Blue Fairy, I believe.

Cynthia Arevo as well. From Pinochio. From Pinocchio. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's specifically blue for the Shmodan fans out there. Ooh, oh. I don't know if Christian remembers that, but. Oh, we got that question wrong.

Oh, really? Season one. Really? Season one, you got that question. Yeah, sorry, I got a call coming in. Yep. Hello? Uh-oh.

All right. We get it. You get phone calls occasionally. We get it. People call you on your birthday. Nobody forgot about you and shit. No, it's actually. Yo.

You there? Yeah, sorry. Did you... Check a text. Oh, it was Dickie. Uh-oh. Is everything okay? Uh-oh.

Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. All right, well, why she checks that, Alex, why don't you read the next one? See, without remorse. This fall. Pac-Band-Dwayne says, okay,

I just thought about what I wrote and about what I wrote, and I feel, Brett, feeling old. I'm not saying that to make you feel old people, that I got look up to, I do that to the rest of you. y'all are my brothers and sisters so y'all get tell it. Alex, what's up month,

mothfuckers? No problem. What is happening in that message? Yeah. But it says mothuckers. Mothuggers. 50 Shades Geek says, damn, I feel like I have nothing to contribute to the show.

If I don't have any jokes, I feel even more useless than I always do. 50 shades. Oh, stop. Push now. You're killing it. Which, by the way, shout out to all of you, after a day that we had and everybody just paid rent.

We're at 6.30 right now. You guys are doing our... Y'all are awesome. We already met our daily goal, which is amazing. At 7.50, again, I will do squats until the show's over, which, you know, solid 50 minutes to squat sounds like a nightmare, but I'll do it. I was going to say, let's start like a short amount of time. I'm aware.

And at 1,000 numb encore. So if you are still want to see that stuff, definitely get it up. But we're chilling. You know, we appreciate everything that you've given yesterday, of course. But today, we already hit our 500. So thank you. Yes, thank you. Alex, what else, man?

Pacman, Dway. also says, oh, FYI, my birthday is on Friday. Kate, I know you got B a mom, so I see you next week. Brett, get ready to bring your character for my birthday. Ooh. I'm guessing Kate, there was like a diarrhea blowout. That's what they had last time

before our show, not to spoil. That's just my setup for $10 not Patreon. This can come over and watch Brett and Kate Playday at Friday's at 1.30 and hear about diarrhea blowouts and diaper. My God.

My God. Fucking blowouts, Wanda Vision is coming to an end. Oh. Not want to miss the Inner Geekdom show covering the season finale. I'll be having on none other than Mr. Zeman,

Eric Zipper. He will help me close out the season finale. And I have... I'm so happy you got him. No, that's my boy, man. I know. And I'm excited because then in two weeks,

both the Snyder Cut and Falcon of the Winter Soldier are dropping. We will be covering both. I'm working with Christian right now. It'll be one ginormous extravaganza to cover both of them with a number of special guests. So you do not want to miss it. Definitely check that out. But this Friday, 9 a.m.

Energeekin show. Alex. Hey, Ben, are we doing? Are we back? Okay. No, freeze down. Uh-oh. It's a stream down.

They said, liquid. Now we're back on, guys. Sounds like we're back. Still, uh... Liquid is the state of the Colorado River. Okay, cool. Oh. Oh, God damn it.

Son of a bitch. Um, okay, so, uh, D-Digoto one says, The Cowboys only have four playoff wins and zero NFC championship appearances in the past 25 years. Ben and Winston, were you two even old enough to remember the last time your team was in the Super Bowl? Stop believing in the past. I was. playing GTA at the time. Yes, I do remember. So let me, let me just put it to you this way.

Again, Christ. Five in the last 30 versus one ever. But let's move on. I remember growing up with Emmett Smith as the greatest football quarterback. Quarterback? Running back? Running back? Whatever he did. He was handsome and he was good at what he did. He's the

dope. He's the dopest dude. I invited Troy Aikman to my first communion party and he sent an autograph photo. What? Also, he's also nice. Troy and Emmett are both super, super nice dudes. Troy's stepdaughter went to my high school, and Emmett is a family friend.

My parents. He went dancing with the stars, like the first season ever. Did he win it twice? Didn't he win, like, his season, and then like the All-Star season? I don't know. I don't remember the All-Star, but I remember when he won the first time for sure.

Yeah. So how many Eagles? Gregory Jensen donated to $20. Happy birthday to Kate and Brett. Do you all think the finale of WonderVision is going to disappoint or leave us wanting more? I think they're going to, I think, and it's been set out loud already by a number of people

on the show. People are going to be disappointed, but not because the show's bad, but because they've built this thing up in their head. Fan theories. So when their fan theories don't pan out, people are going to be pissed. But I think that that's the thing. I think you want to, I know we get excited about trying to guess, but I think we just need to be along for the ride.

And I, because I think they're going to give us something good. They've been giving us something good this whole, you know, eight episodes so far. Yeah. It's not going to be like Game of Thrones. where like, you know, the wheels kind of fall off in the last season. And there's plenty of people that like that final season of Game of Thrones, which is great. But I think, like, people aren't going to like it because, oh, the big cameo is not

who I wanted it to be, the, you know, the astro, it was Astrofizis. Astrophysicist isn't Reed Richards or something like that. So I think it'll be great. Like, they've done an amazing job so far. And I think they'll definitely land, land the ship. I think so. I think so. Garth Harkness McMurray says,

the Guild was great and Brett was awesome as Claire's husband Mr. Wiggly. The whole series is on Netflix. Go watch it. Felicia Day and the cast of the Guild reunite for D&D and other games on Twitch. I keep asking them to invite Brett to join them. No luck yet. Yeah, Brett, I've seen all of them playing

Among Us with big Twitch streamers. Like, you gotta get in on that. Yeah, I was always the fifth Beatle of the guild. Next. No, there was like the main core of cast or whatever. I mean, you know, I wasn't like a main, I was just below. Brett, will you tell this story in studio so that we can all leave?

Wow. Oh, my God. Have that feel, Brett. It felt great after I asked concerningly how you were doing after you left the room. That really felt after I showed concern for you and your family. Mom, Dad, stop. Why that, you fucking idiot. Birthday.

It's their anniversary. Please don't do this. Oh, this is going to be the hottest craziest day you ever heard. Dumbledorf donated $20. Happy birthday, Brett and Kate. Be sure to watch my new special Dumbledorf on golf. Does anyone get that? No?

Yes. Well, fart up anyways. I don't think I get on golf, but. Dorf on, Dorf was the, what was it? Not Davney Coleman. Oh, God. He put his legs into the ground and played this little, you know, like it was, it's probably actually, you know, let's not talk about it. You know what?

We all laughed and only Brett knew. Why? Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, look it up. Let's keep it going. We've only got about four minutes. So let's make it happen.

The Shate Geek says Luna Love Good is a Ravenclaw, but she's a fan of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Also, Padma Patil, the sister of Parvati, is a ravencloth. That's true, too. I forgot about that. She swore the lion thing. That was, I think, was confusing me. The big lion head. Okay. Ramon Fritz says, Today's the four-year anniversary of my dad's death. And I will echo my thoughts from last year.

My dad was 49 when he passed, and we spent the entire day before it together. It just so happened that way, and he died unexpectedly. Hug your loved ones every day. Oh, so sorry for your loss. Aye, aye, aye, aye. Packed man, Dwayne, says what I was trying to say was, people I look up to, I called sir and ma'am. I didn't want Brett to feel old, the rest of y'all.

The rest of y'all closer to my age, so I call y'all motherfuckers, A, Brett, my dad, in his 60s, you're not old, buddy. It's all good. 50 Shades of Geeks says I probably couldn't get into any of the Hogwarts houses if I'd try. I'd probably be one of those house elves who work under the Great Hall. That's the best I can do. Jesus. That's not true.

Oh. All right. and then let's see going into super chats mark brewing says hello all hope you're all all happy's birthday great brett and kate much low tj langlois nont 1989 says happy birthday brett and kate thank you for the sub zero eyebrows jab at baitman last week better ben you're welcome m sim says brett that texas joke is too far this issue with our governor opening up our state too early is not a joke

it's it's not a joke and i that's why i said it because i think it's bullshit yeah exactly that's i i agree with that yeah with all of my fucking family there and all that stuff like i know you're there tim it clearly was a tongue-in-cheek of how he thinks how stupid it is so i don't know dude i would say same my uh all my my my extended family's there all my cousins yeah so you don't have to you don't have to choose to obey the governor you can wear your mask and yeah exactly exactly So, I don't know. Anyways. Last one from 50 Shades of Geek.

If the red zigzag appears under my name, does that mean I'm a mistake? If the what? The red zigzag. Oh, like it's spelled wrong, like that type of thing. Oh, I get it. Like, you're talking about like the spell checker thing. Huh. Huh.

Huh. Huh. No, you're not a mistake. I don't think so. No. Well, Alex, I think you had a little surprise. for our lovely birthday birthday siblings here.

So let's do that before we get. Yeah, yeah. After Brett made that. After birthday, did your balls drop? Yeah, how too would you go? Let's join in later when you know the lyrics, but first let's just go with this. Happy birthday, Brett and Kate.

I think you won't S-E-N-MvPs. Let's have some fun. Drink some wine. Eat some lunch we can't believe that we're their play date every Friday Bread and Kate go celebrate happy birthday to Happy birthday I'm not crying breath's crying I know I wish we were in studio we can give each other hugs Brian you ain't getting shit

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