The Kristian Harloff Show - In Theater Comfortability, Sopranos and Jaundice Babies | The Big Thing

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

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Because someone's got John just right now. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's the big thing. That is not an inside joke. It never even came up before the show, I promise. How are you? It's nice to see you on this Wednesday. Oh, yeah.

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You won't even be able to tweet about it until they air publicly. So a lot of great stuff happening. Today we got some, we got a lot of fun. Steph, we hung out at the comedy store this weekend. It was fun. Yeah, I saw that. Most thing Brett said when he saw me this week is, so I must have lost my invite.

Well, you know what? First of all, I'll tell you this. This is the beauty of the fact that my wife, A, doesn't watch the show. B, doesn't have social media. That is nice. Yeah. So I, because I just, look, the variant, the, is the variant. The, the, the freaking Delta variant, it's real.

There's no doubt about it. But my wife is like basically trying to go down in a lockdown again, right? And we're vaccinated and everything too, but because of the kids and everything. So we did something for work over the weekend, something you guys will hear about soon that I went and I did that. But then I was like. It wasn't Steph's birthday party. It was not Steph's birthday. I told him it was my birthday and he believed it.

Wow. First of all, we share the same birthday month. I know. That's what was, you know, my birthday's in March, right? Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's, good for you, Steph. You know, this is like, he's, because he pulled a Roxy. Why can I be there?

So, you know what? But I explained, I wouldn't have shown up. I just want to be invited. You know what's so funny about that? So we did what we had to do. We were shooting like all day. And Ellis is like, come on, just drop, because he Ubered to the place for, well, he went to his place. I went to his place, had a beer, met Macougo over there.

I didn't have a beer. I was going to, but I was like, eh, you know, I just, what did I wind up having a pelagrino? That's how I get excited on, a pelagrino. And so, it was not. So we get over there, hanging out with McCouga, and I was like, you know, can you drop me off at the store? We picked up stuff.

We went over to the store, and I was like, he's like, just come in for a bit. I'm like, I don't know. I'm probably just going to crash. I decided, hell with, I'll go for a little bit because I wanted to go home, meaning it's a comedy store. I've been there in so long. Yeah.

And it's such a different vibe in a good way, right? Like, so when I used to go there in 2003, if you pull into that lot, first of all, it's like, you can't, it used to be if you're a regular, you could pull into the lot. You can only pull into the lot now if you have a spot that night, whether you're a regular. You know, if you're a regular, you can pull into the lot. So he's like, no, you'll have a, you'll have a spot here with me. I got a spot tonight. So you'll have, I'm like, yeah, but then they're going to have to pull the cars out.

It's like it's not like that anymore. Like you'd pull, do you remember this? Yeah, yeah. You and I, when we drove to San Francisco, I think I had a set like after Rogan or something, right? And like we, I think my set was supposed to be at like 930 and Joe went up. And I think that. Did like a five-hour set, I think. It was something.

But not like an Eddie Griffin's set, but it was like, he went for a while. It was like an hour and a half. It was a lot. It was a long time. It was good. It was really good. But it was a long time. It wasn't like the Eddie Griffin four hours. I don't care about comedians.

It was like, that's what I do. I do an hour every time. But we knew that. So we hung out of the comics for a bit. And this is like 2004? something like that. And then we drove from San Francisco. I think I got on stage at like 11.

I had a pretty good set. And then drove to San Francisco for last comic standing. But anyway. We slept in a hotel room for an hour. For like something like that. Yeah. But that night I pulled the car into the lot. And like you had to wait an additional half an hour for them to move all of the cars out to get your car if it was buried in.

Not this, not the other night. You just pulled into the lot. from the second I was there I had a spot from the moment I left got right the hell out of there and the club was packed it was packed up and um so I got there and I saw I I think Tom Papa was up when I went

and then Mark Marin went up which is cool I watched some of Mark Marin stuff and then Ellis went up watched some of his stuff and then I hung out and talked to Rick Ingram for a bit ran into my my pal Eleanor when I was there and it was good it was funny because when I was outside on the on the patio I got to give

the bartender props but she was a gangster but did you know what she did to me no she comedy club carded me meaning that like when I was guy was like already three sheets to win from the second we got there and guy and guys like you get you a beer you get you a beer and I'm like guy you can give me a beer buddy so we're out there

and he was but he was in a great mood but it was and he's like you know this guy you caught me here and you're a targo and I knew Immediately what she meant. Okay, would you do a belly room spot guy? Yeah.

You know, like when the way she was looking at me, I was like, yeah, I'm a regular. She goes, where's your name on the wall? And within seconds, I go next to Ari Shafirs and Ingram's up on top right near James, James Painter before the back entrance. She goes, you're a regular. She goes, she goes, regular's no where their name is like that. I go, yeah, and I'll show you the only color headshot on the thing. And it's like, do you remember? Yeah.

I read as you walk into the side is the color headshot. She's like, there's a lot of, there's a lot more color head shots now. But it's like back in the day, it was. So it was great. When I saw the headshot, it was... Yeah. That was the best part of the night. It was true.

It was a full on standing head shot, too. It was. Oh, yeah. Were you doing three shots? No, no, no, no. This was not me trying to audition for the Sopranos, which we'll talk about in the second. But kind of. Well, not that shot.

That shot was more of the green shirt. Like, I remember that, I remember that angle was to get out of the Sopranos thing. Because when I first started, it was, it was embraced the New York, like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, actually. I can see it, but no. It was like embrace the New York. It was more like a little bit.

Yeah, my wife, my wife looks at this. She says, your pants are too tight in that shot. I'm like, thank you. That's a good shot. It is. So she's, but she was like, yeah, my wife, my wife has not gone to the store, nor does she know, by the way that I went. Because I said, it's not true. I said that I, I stopped by Saw Ingram.

Again, don't tell lies. No. Don't tell lies. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you just bob and weep. What I said was I dropped off Alice to Comedy Store, truth. I said I spoke to Rick Ingham for a while.

Truth. There you go. But what would have been the problem if you said, or it was just like a conversation? Going in, going into the store right now, she's not good. Because I've been. Oh, because of the Delta. I hear you. And honestly, I was in the club for maybe five.

Yeah, you were not, you were out not long. I was hanging out in the parking lot for the majority of it and just talking to like old friends. And that's what I want to do because I want to start getting, as I've been talking about on the show, get my feet wet, go. back in there and do that kind of stuff. So it was great. It was really fun to be there. I ran into Bobby Lee at the end, which was awesome.

He's such a funny, fucking, he's such a weirdo. Such a wonderful weirdo. I love him. I see him. And he's like, hey. And he goes, I thought you died. He goes, I thought the COVID got you. What a fucking opening.

That is, I would have expected nothing less from Bobby Lee. I would expect you nothing. You know, I thought it was it. And he's like, and so we talked for a little bit. It was great, man. It was good to be back, and I'd like to, I'd definitely go back there again. Was that your first time there? No, no.

You've been there. Yeah, live comedy is my favorite thing. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I usually go. As soon as we could after things started opening up, I always go, like at least once every two weeks. Oh, okay. At the store? Yeah.

Oh, okay. In the laugh factor. I liked them both. Wow. Wow. Yeah, I was talking to. I like comedy. I never go.

You're a comedian. It's different. I like to watch comedy. I mean, like even Ingram and Ellis, who I was there to see both of them. I watched the majority. I didn't watch the whole thing. Yeah, it's different for y'all. Rick Ingram is the funniest motherfucker.

That dude is, you didn't really see any. No, I didn't get to see it at it. It's tough when you see really funny people, too, because then it makes you question. You're like, maybe I shouldn't get back in this. See, I feel the opposite when I was up there. I was like, because I was watching, like, Tom Pappa, who is a brilliant comic, just brilliant. And as I watched all the comics that I did see, so Tom Papa, I saw it. Mark Marin and Ingram and Justin Martindale went up and Ellis obviously and

Justin and Ellis and Ingram and Marin have very different things that they talk about the things that I would talk about. Tom Pappa now at this point in his life is talking about the same type of stuff. He was talking about his wife and things that he said. And he had this whole bit where he's talking about like how his wife is sitting there trying to read a book and his wife is just like the harbinger of bad news. Like everything you're saying and the way that he did it presenting. And I'm like, yeah, that's the kind of stuff that I would.

talk about now and that's the kind of stuff like he and he was getting laughs every five seconds hitting and i wasn't i wasn't saying oh he's so funny i can't do this it was like see that's encouraging to me that that's the type of stuff and the type of timing that i work on when i'm doing things that that encouraged me more so to start working and getting at it so um now that everyone had kids during covid i think that that will be a really relatable set welcome to the late party assholes yeah but speaking of my kids are going to be excited another thing but luckily that my kids don't uh to the show or can't. I am very excited to say that there's going to be a new person,

new person, someone new on this show, there's going to be a new member on this show, and it's not going to be this one spectacular. Oh. Look that character. Oh my gosh. That character is coming to the Harlov household in August. Look at that guy.

We already, we already made the moves. And he's come, I don't have a name from yet Because we have a lot of names on the table And we're gonna let the kids don't know about us We're waiting for the kids to, for those people who are listening For the audio listeners, it's a little pug It's a little pug. It's a little pug yet It's still growing into a pug. It is just a fur ball

He is an absolutely furball And I see one eyeball. I don't know if the other ones there yet The dog is so chill he's just like the lady who was just like holding him like this Just moving back and forth So I was telling Steph and Brett beforehand how it kind of came to be is that my wife woke up. We've been talking about getting a dog like for a while since like because I had it for those old school fans. You'll know about like Tazzy. Tassie was like the original Schmo.

And Tassie passed in like 2010 and I haven't really been able to get to, I haven't been able to do it. You went through the process, I remember. And then you backed out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A few different times. Yeah. A few different times. And we actually had gotten a dog named.

I came sunny that we had rescued. But when my oldest was born, was kind of going after her a little bit, didn't get along with her. So we didn't know what to do, and we weren't going to give her away, but my sister-in-law had just lost one of her dogs, and we're like, and she really responded to my sister-in-law. So she was, so that dog, the rescue, we wound up,

like the way we look at is we went up rescuing the dog for my sister-in-law, but she's had him for years. I laughed because I assumed that your youngest was going after the dog, not that your dog was going after. Because I just remember my kids with our cat just like yanking on their hair. She was like this. She was super young. So I wasn't laughing at your child eating attack by a dog.

Either way. I might. Now that I think about it, it's pretty fun. It's pretty funny. But either way, she's, you know, it was meant to be at that point. Plus, the fact that I always wanted to get a pug again, right? I just, at the time after. Taz was a pug?

Yeah. Yeah, and he was, I got to show you a picture. Tass was a gangster. You would have love Taz. Tass was a gangster. Yeah, I got to see a picture. Taz, I got a video of Taz. Taz pulled the ladies, too.

You got to see the ladies Taz pulled. Something about not being able to breathe. Oh, man. Yeah, right. It's true. Ladies loving in bread dog. On mouth breather, yum. You know, honestly is my best impression that I do.

Is it, yes. Yeah, listen. You know. It's my best impression. If you knew him, dead on accurate. Oh, my God. But anyway, so my wife wakes up.

I don't back on your room. I don't even need to see the video. Never said stuff. She woke up and she's like, I'm in the mood for the, we get the pug. And I'm like, you're really feeling it. She's been talking about wanting to get a dog for a bit, you know.

Then the kids came in and started talking about we started looking at pictures on the internet. And then we started looking and we found this lady. and let me tell you that this lady that we found that breeds pugs and I know people people want you to rescue dogs and I've done it before too but I wanted to go to the breeder and I wanted to check out pug breeder

if it was the right breeder cancel Christian I know this woman by the way is like the pug whisperer like she had 87 pug statues all over the place she got 15 pugs running around her or she takes her the

coat on the dog's grandmother was this is the most beautiful pug I had ever seen the father had like half blue eyes one blue eye the other one you guys are like gangster looking yeah it is true she had a crop shirt on it said pug life yeah yeah it was you jewelry with pugs on it I wouldn't be surprised yeah but but she was she was like these pugs were her life and it's like there's like this whole thing that if you can't can't take care of the pug, you got to give it back to her. You know, like, if there's something wrong with the pug's health in, like, the first two years, they'll pay for the, they'll pay for the, they'll pay for the surgery.

She loves, she loves these dogs. So we looked, we went there, we found that little rascal, and he's coming, and he'll be on the show. He's going to be back here for sure. So we just got to figure out what his name is, but look at him. It's pretty cute. I mean, look at him. He's phenomenal.

Perfect. He's phenomenal. But they do have a policy. If it's an asshole, they'll put it down. Take your mouth back. Right. Well, she was feeling when we got there. Look off into the distance, buddy.

Close your... You're a tender rabbits. Mice and men. When we looked at, when we got there, she was like filling up the pool for the pugs. Oh. It's amazing. This woman lives... Pug pool.

My favorite, though, was my sister-in-law. She's like, what does she do for her job? I go, this. Yeah, she's pugging. She's pugging. She's pugging out. Anyway, speaking of as you're talking about executions, I'm season two on The Sopranos.

I'm about five episodes into season two. Where are you at, girl? I finished season one. Okay. So you're going to get some spoilers here for those people. So remember, the episode that I wanted to talk to you about is when Tony sees the neighbors, the exchange student outside. and first of all,

did you think that it was all real? No. No, you thought it was a dream from the start? No, I thought it was a dream from the start. Okay. And then even when Carmelo was telling, I'm going to cut you dick off. Yes, I thought it was a dream because

how are you going to have like this hot ass Italian exchange student? Right, right next to us. There's just too many things. Right, and the fact that it all tied in. How brilliant is the writing on this show, by the way? That's the part. It's the writing. Tell me about it.

And I get kind of annoyed because I want to, I wanted to passively watch the show, but you can't. You locked in. Because I'm just so invested. Every time I'm closed my eyes, everywhere I'm walking, I am an Italian lobster. Like, everything has changed. I don't see the world the same. No.

And so who's your favorite, not included, who's your favorite character right now? That's really hard. And you just finished season one. You're not in season two yet. Yeah. Okay. Probably Tony. Oh, hey, look at us.

Oh, hey. So Tony, I mean, that's why I was going to say besides Tony. Like, I would say, my favorite to this day is Sylvia. Oh. They pull me back in. You know, at Ton, I got to tell you, we could do it. But it might make sense not to. I love Sylvia.

Sylvia's with Stephen Van Zane. Is it Paula that's the. Pauly Walnuts? Sylvia's the one who's like, the one who always goes like, what the fuck are you talking about? Well, they all say that. Which one's the one that does this a lot? Which one's the one that's like?

He's the one that's the tomato sauce. Breathing before he speaks. Yeah, that's, that's Silvio. Sylvia's like his number one guy with the hair, and he's the one that's the East Street band. In season one, when they go, they go, Sil, do it again, do it again. He goes, just when I thought I was out,

they pulled me back. Yeah, yeah. He's in Bruce Springsteen's East Street Band. He was in Bruce Strengs? Yeah. What about his name? I think he came into audition for Tony Sopranos, too. It's Van Zant.

Stephen Van Zand. And so his name, though, the other homeboy was really named Pussy. Was he a Lepoom at Zero? I figured what his first name is, but his nickname is. And Pussy is in the, is in the, I looked at the IMD. I'm obsessed with Sopranos again today. Like I was obsessed. It's.

So that episode, though, did you, what did you think was going to happen with the, with the hit? I've been lying in bed for a week. Yeah, I thought. that he was going to die. You thought he was going to die in season one? Yeah. Wow. No, oh, with the hit.

No, no. Oh, you're talking about Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I thought, no. Oh, no, I didn't think Tony was going to die. Pussy bails. Pussy gets out of there. Yeah, yeah.

But then they get, and they take out Jimmy though. Oh. You've seen that, though. You know they took out Jimmy. I'm confusing the characters. Jimmy's the one that they get. Jimmy's the one. Remember when they say,

that's my one problem right now. You can't figure out everybody. I cannot figure out the character. Also, when you watched it 12 years ago. That's true. That's another thing. Well, no, I know. It was the same.

So remember they think that Tony tells Paulie to go check out Puss because he's, because he. Yes. And then Pauli goes, and he takes him to the sauna. Yes. And he goes, why won't you take off your clothes? And he takes off because he wouldn't, he refused to take his clothes off. And then they find out that it's Jimmy. That's a rat.

And he goes, his fucking Jimmy. It was Jimmy. And he's fucking Jimmy. And then Chris Takes him to the Takes Jimmy to the Hotel and he's just and and Sylvia pops him in the bag. He goes

Do you forget to where you are? You're fucking rat And he pops me and he goes He said what did you forget I was a captain? And he shoots him in the back Yeah Yeah it was a so you You love season one I loved season one when he's starting season two

Probably tonight Oh did you just finish season? Yeah last night I finished it last night and it was just like such a good ride. I can't believe it. I can't believe how much I actually hate most of them and love them so much.

That's the beauty of the show. Everything about them. They don't go down on women. There's like heavy racist tones throughout. But they do a really good job about bringing, because they look like fucking dickbacks

when they're racist. And it's so funny how stupid what the arguments come from of what spawns it all off, right? The whole plot of, I mean, it's such a, season one is so beautifully written. where it combines the fact of like his real family and then the other family, right?

But the little things and the little arguments that can happen with your family that can start like this whole shit. War. Yeah, you mentioned like fucking going down on women. Junior Soprano like goes down on his girlfriend like a maniac, right? He loves doing it, but he says to her, you can't say anything because they think it's my favorite. He goes, they think that you're gay. And she goes, how do the two things even relate? I feel like it's gayer if you're.

Don't. Right. And it's, and so, but even, and the best line is Tony, when Tony's like, he tells Carmela, he's like, you know, talk about what goes on in this house? And she goes, you mean like once a year? They go, they go through this whole thing. But it's that argument that that's one of them where he's on a golf course and Tony can't help himself but go after junior, piss his junior off.

And then his mother is so mad at him for putting him in the, in the, in the freaking, in old folks home, she stressed to kill him. She sends a hate on it. Yeah, it's like. Everyone is so fucked up. Everyone is so selfish. But that's,

I think that's my favorite episode because it's called Boka, which is mouth. And the entire thing is about people running their mouth or going, using their mouth. And it's just so genius. And it's so sad because Junior really love that woman. So do you remember the scene at all, Brett?

So he goes, after, So she had talked about it to somebody like in a hairstyle. Like one nail salon. Like once. And then the girl brings it up. And she's like, don't bring that shit up anymore, please. And she doesn't even want to bring it up anymore. So Tony finds out through Carmela, like his Carmelo, whatever.

It's just the way that that circle works. And then Junior goes over, what I tell you? You blah my mouth cunt! And she goes, and she goes, Junior, no, no. And he goes, he doesn't hit her, but instead he takes a, like, a lemon pie and like jams it in her face. And she's just like standing there. It's so sad. She's just like sitting there like, Junior, no, no!

She has a lemon pie dripping off her face. And you can see Junior goes outside and he's like legit like bummed about it. Like it's such a fucked up show. It's amazing. It's like everything matters and nothing matters at the same time. And it just continues on. Like there's more stuff. Like wait until you meet.

You're not going to be Ralphie for a while. But once you do like there's something that happens with him that continues on. Like it's one little thing that just causes all of this shit. And it's, you know, and season, like, season two, season two, I think is my favorite season. Oh, that was going to ask you that. Season one is phenomenal, but season two. Any season, a flop.

How many were there? Six, I think. So I'm not going to say, it's honestly the reason why I'm rewatching it. The main reason I'm rewatching is because of the many Saints of Newark Office. I don't want to. Like, even rewatching it and watching the trailer and seeing all this stuff, I'm already even more locked in than I was beforehand because I'm, I'm like, oh, that happened and that happened.

Yeah, because they make calls to Tony's upbringing in season one. Now it's cool that I saw the trailer and I can clock it. You're going to know so much more about, like, even the stuff that they set up with his mother in the kitchen and how he first found out his dad was like a mom-star. Like, all that's going to play. Like, they're going to play on a lot of that stuff. How even see his sister at one point, like when his dad's taking her to the carnival. And I wonder if they play into that.

But to answer your question, like, I wanted to rewatch it because, I watched them so differently back in the day because, by the way, thank you for listening once again to the Supranos podcast. Yeah. What are you talking about? My show notes. People are telling me, though, that they've started, like, there's two things that this show has gotten people to do.

Watch the sopranos again and buy an Oculus. That's the two thing that this show is done. And the whole, we'll just all be talking like momsters. It's true. Or you've, but you've made the switch from Indiana. No more Indiana Jones talk. I didn't get to know. We've got to get more stuff when it starts coming out.

I mean, this movie, dude, this movie is coming out of my birthday. So I will be as, and I'll tell people now, as much as I'm watching the show, like I'm, I was doing the math today, how many episodes I, what season I'll be in before we hit October to watch. I'm going to be so invested. I might show up as Tony Suprano. We should do a watch together, like, I love the movie. Because I'm going to watch it like 12 times.

Can we get cigars? We should. The whole ship bang. We'll just make cook meatballs. Yes. I have a whole big plate. But anyway, so see, when the show came out, when I would watch it, I started watching it season two when it was on the air, right? So I would, so I watched, I remember watching it at my dad's house, rewatching season one because it replayed on HBO.

So I watched all season one. And then I got caught up. I started watching season two just was floored by it. And then I was okay, season three is really good. I remember four being okay. But the thing was, the difference was you had to wait. like it almost like a year and a half to two years for the season to come out so you're waiting you're waiting you're not as locked in as you were before because you're not getting that that binge watch and you're not as

wait what happened in that last season this and that and you have expectations and all that so I want to go back and rewatch it leading up to it as one big overall arc and see how I feel about it because I remember like so they mentioned and when do they mention I might mention in I think they might mention in season two and you you just keep a lookout for it. They mentioned how Tony, when he's younger, knocked over a card game. And the guy who ran the card game was Feach LaManna, right? Feet shows up later on in the series,

and he's played by the late great Robert Loja. And Robert Loja, I was waiting for him to be a specific kind of character in the way that it went. I was like, I don't know if I liked that angle. But on a rewatch, I might love it. You know, because when you're watching it the first time, you're like, oh, I think that anytime you're, watch anything you're like oh i expect this and that and when it doesn't go that way you're like

and even the ending like the ending you guys famously know what happens in the ending i think i've heard it it's the only thing i remember it's the only thing because it was such a big pop culture thing right so when that happened i remember watching it gone ah it was terrible when you go back and you watch that again the ending and you read about it and you know what's going on in the scene you piece it together in a certain way it's brilliant um so anyway so that's uh i'm glad that you're and and you watch and she watched heat yeah oh heat Did you love heat? Oh, my God.

The combination of both, I'm not, I'm not myself anymore. She's robbed the bank last week. Yeah, when he's like, don't waste my motherfucking time. He's so over the top of that movie. I love it. You got to watch, I don't watch special it is, but just look at Jim Gaff again, you know, because I'm going to destroy the bit. But it's something, it's what I feel like in life is like, I'm around people.

I'm like, hey, guys, you seen heat? You know, like, that's how. far behind I am on things. Well, he does, he does, well, Pacino is so over the top in the middle of it, he's like, he'll be in the middle, he's like, give me how you got? Yeah.

Give me how you got? And then he wasted, but don't waste my motherfucking time. I loved he. He was walking out, out, and turns around. Screams at him.

Man, I could kill telling you this shit. You could kill walking your dog. The TV part. Oh, the TV, when he says to you is, Ralph, you can sit here, you can fuck my wife. You can hang out in her husband's, art home, but you can't watch my fucking TV.

Rolf! Rolf! Sit out! Screams at Ralph. Poor Ralph. Ralph didn't even know. Ralph didn't know that she was married, so I don't give Ralph a pass.

Yeah, yeah, Ralph didn't know. I was scared out of his mind. Yeah, Ralph didn't want any of the Pacino problems. I don't blame him. No. And even, what is it? It's so many great comments. But how great is that scene with him and Pacino in the diner?

So good. He's like, you never wanted a normal life? What's that? Fucking barbecue and ball games. It's the best. You got a normal life? Me. Nah, my life's a disaster.

I got a wife, marriage, her second, my third. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up. So you're really giving this guy a lot. That's like when you ask people, how are you? And they're like, not good. Like, oh, this was a small talk. It was right. It was like Domera's old bitch.

Just like, how you doing? Well, I got a thing in my back and I'm walking wrong. I got a thing so fucked up. And he goes, it's smoking. My lungs hurt. And he goes on for you. He goes like, but I can't complain. Yeah.

What do you say? You can't say anything. You see. Have a good thing. Yeah. That's all I keep back in my brain every time. How are you doing, bread? Oh, you're good.

Hey, Brett's on the show today. How you doing? Everything's great. Everything's great. Are you really? I'm a sad clown. I'm a sad clown. You know these self-deprecating jokes I make?

It's because it's all fucking real. Look as little you look there. I have to back up because steps in so fucking small. It looks so little. It looks like it looks like that shot in internal stuff. Yeah. It's like, do do do.

I'm going to see if I can actually play. I'm going to do something where Brett is. in a car for those people for the audio listeners you're not going to see it but um i got something good for you guys if i can do it brett for those people watch right now brett is in a always when i try to find this brett looks like it's like that scene in um in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind he's under the tape yeah here you go ready here's brett he's just in a toy car driving around this living room perfect thank you thank you brett sheridan the master's of improv.

It was really good to see you do that. It brought back memories. Yeah, you didn't even know you were quoting Tony Soprano. Now, if you can see, well, you can see it over there. You look good there. Massive. No, it is not. It's a massive, massive.

You've got a big head. You got a big head, sonny boy. Oh, we were talking about the jaundice. So you were jaundice, baby. Yeah, back to the jaundice. Tell us about the jaundice because I will, I'll start it with this, that my youngest had a little, The old doctor, this guy had to be 106 years old.

He walks in, he's just still working at the hospital. He's like, the baby has Jones. Walks out. And then he comes, you must make sure to take care of the mirror for the baby. He has Jones. And so, and like a million times over, we talk about the doctor coming and say that. And then my wife's like, she's got that tint. Can you go ask the doctor?

And I go, come on. I got to talk to John this guy again. So I'm going through the hallway and I go and I go to talk to this. And I go, I want to talk to the doctor about John. This guy is sitting in this little office. It might as well been like a broom closet. And they're like, doctor, someone here. he's here to see you.

It looked like someone told my three-year-old that we were going at Disneyland. Like, this guy looks like nobody wanted to talk to him. And he just, like, pops up and goes, John does this. And a baby. That's John-Dist. Oh, my.

Thank you. So you had John. I think they're supposed to do something about that. I don't think they're supposed to tell you. I think that's all of every, anything should be delivered to you. Is it good to be John this? And you're going to. Right.

You're going to do. Scrub. Scrum. Scrub. Scrub. So you had, so you were doing. No, I was way, way, way overdue. Yes.

I was, my, my mother tried to have a natural birth, and I'm doing, she's going to give me all the facts right after the, she watches this. But it's, I mean, it was a very long time to have this woman try to give a natural birth. And the doctor was like, wait a second. And my mother was in an accident when she was a child where she was hit by a truck and, like, flew 60 feet. Holy shit. And it broke her, like, ribs. She was in a car. coma for a couple, like I should not be here right now. Wow. Also, she could never have a natural

birth because her hips couldn't spread apart. So you gave it a shot. Yeah, but this, she, this doctor let her give it a shot for a good 12 hours. Oh, we're going to have to do a cesarean. No shit. Why didn't we play that in the first place, Jack? Why don't you look at the old records there, Docy? Oh my God. But I think this guy gave, um, birthed my great grandfather or something. I mean, talk about old doctor. Right. It's probably the same guy. The Johnnish guy. So, but yeah, I had Johnness. I was, I was, and the worst baby picture.

You ever, I'm going to, I'll make it a goal tomorrow on, to post it. Today on the show. Okay. Today, because today is tomorrow. Right. I will make it a goal. If I'm hosting to post this picture. Oh, he is going to be funny.

Yeah. But the baby has Johness. And he looks like a troll. Really? Was your face? Oh, I was just like, it's black and white. And my hair, they kind of put my hair up. in this thing and it's just,

mold people, that's what I... And what was the reaction of your mother? They take, you know, the Cesarian, they take me away, they put you in like a heating lamp. I don't know if that's what the... Your doctor, your doctor just told you.

They're cooking you longer. Yeah, and there's little things. They put cotton balls with tape over your eyes. And so they take my mom in and she's looking around and some woman next to her says, oh my God, look at that poor blind baby. Do you know that your mom?

Do you know that your mom actually, we talked about this? Oh, really? She sent audio of when she first discovered you. Yeah, she did. Here it is. This is the audio of her finding. She walks into the room. I think this was in Nebraska.

Yeah, yeah, 74. This is the actual audio. Oh, man. Couldn't have possibly. She was guaranteed it wasn't my son. But no, start falling because the woman said, And she's like, my baby's blind. You know, and they're like, no, no, no, no.

He just has childish. And then they square it off. And they're like, how long he's going to be under the lamp? But no. But look at me now. Yeah. I'm positive we don't use the same techniques now. Yeah.

No, no, it's true. They don't shove them under a heating lamp with some tape and cotton balls. It's like a really fucked up spa. Yeah. No, it was really. Do you remember, so there was a George Carlin bit where he says, I mean, I was talking about these doctors. and he goes, he just stops.

And George Carlin is the king to me. He's my Michael Jordan of comedy. And he does, you do you listen to George? Yeah. So his, when he just stops and he goes, somewhere in the world is the world's worst doctor. Has to be process of elimination. And somebody has an appointment with him tomorrow.

That's so true. So true. It's like process of elimination. So maybe it was, maybe. that was it. Who was like the worst? Like the absolute worst and probably like,

yeah, you know, she got into an accident. Jeff, I don't think she's going to be able to do it. I'll give it a shot. Not, you know, we got,

Louis here, he can do the operation and be fine. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. Wow, well, I'm glad you made it out.

We did it. We did it. We made it. No, John. And it's been smooth sailing since then. Not once.

Do you get, did you get worried that one of the kids would have jaundice when you? No. All it is is you just, they just, you just need vitamin D. It's all it is. It is.

It was, it was, it went away quick for, for the little one too. She's, and now. And it, and it, and it's one of those, she, my wife has, my wife has, like your type, your skin. Like, you get tan quick. Yeah. Yeah. She, she, she, she gets tan like that. Yeah.

I used to when I was younger, because I have the, I have the Italian and the, but the, but the German side of me is come out lately and I get red. My, my oldest. is more of the reddish. The little one who looks like a little Irish sweet potato, she gets tan. Yeah, she looks Italian. I mean, she acts Italian. I'll tell you that.

Yeah, she does. I was telling, I told you over the weekend, I was, for those people who have been trying to keep tabs on the three and a half year old, she's sitting on the toilet. Did I tell you this? No. She's sitting on the toilet and I walk up to her and I give her a kiss and I go, I love you.

And she goes, I love you too. Now get your face out of my face. Oh, I did. Like without missing a beat. Get your face out of my face. And last night, my sister-in-law is talking about, like, she's got a lot of things going on in her life. They're visiting right now. And so she's talking to my wife.

And the three-and-a-half-year-old goes, excuse me, I think maybe you shouldn't talk about this anymore. She was, I think you should relax. Stop. Three and a half years old. And they start laughing. Do you hear what she just said? She's like, she's not really.

I'm going to ask. I'm going to call my wife and ask her exactly what she said. She's going to say, am I on it? This is such an important phone call, baby. Just wait until I was at my friend's wedding pre-COVID. Well, you always have to start things with that. Anyway, yeah, I walk up to a table and somebody's good. Why did somebody bring Yukon Jack?

I go, well, when we were 16, we got really fucked up. And my son and my daughter sitting right there. Right there. You forgot. Oops. These friends might. Fuck. All right.

Yeah. Hello? Yeah? Hey, you're on the air. Oh, no. What did Macy say to Shea last night when you guys were talking? Oh, she came over to her. She was talking to me about some concerns she had.

She came over and said, well, and clasped her hands. Maybe you should just stop worrying about everything. That's what it was. Okay. And so you shouldn't talk about this anymore, right? One top post notes, but... It was mostly the way she said it. Yeah.

All right. It was like very... It was like a, you know, like a 50-year-old... Soprana. It was just... She had authority in her voice. Where are the kids right now? Vitties right here.

Oh, okay. Well, can she hear me? I don't want her to. No. No, she can't. We told the audience about our new pal coming soon. Oh, are you taking a poll on the name? No, not yet.

because I think that, you know, we got to find the personality first before we do that. But I should have a picture of them. But anyway, okay. Good talk. Good talk. So. Shouldn't worry about it anymore. You know, don't worry about it.

Worst therapists ever. Maybe just don't worry about it. That's 100 bucks. Or Prozac. Yeah. I got to tell you, are you talking about things? Maybe you shouldn't. My daughter is Sylvia O'Dante.

Straight. Yeah. She really is. It's just like, you know, Dad, you're coming over here. You're saying these things and it's not good. Really not good. Have you, I mean, you've never heard. I've told this I haven't played in a while now that we're back.

So my buddy, Max Cook, is, I mean, he's brilliant. You've heard, you've heard Max Cook before, right, Brett? Let's say yes. All right, so maybe you haven't. So, Steph, what I want you to do is I'm not, I don't want you to look at the video. I want you to just listen. And this is him doing both Christopher Maltesanti. And Tony.

All right, so here is, this is Max Cook. For those people, this is Max Cook doing Christopher Maltesanti. And Steph's not, she's just going to listen. She's not going to watch. So what the fuck says now, T? Another fucking fever dream? Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Christopher. Give me a fucking break, you camel nose prick.

I practically lost my whole fucking grew. Didn't lose me, Tone. Not by a long shot. You pinch my so-called fucking camel nose and put me to permanent sleep at the that accident. You were a fucking minister yourself, Christopher, to your wife, to your daughter,

and especially the fucking me. And it's to society, right? Take it easy. Jesus fucking Christ, Christopher, what the fuck? I mean, what if it wasn't me in the passenger seat when you was driving on age or whatever the fuck? What if it was your little girl in the back, in the fucking baby seat?

I saw, Christopher, their fucking branch went right to the window. How great is that? What? He's so good. He's so good. That's Max Car. I got to get me.

I almost like this. The nasal Tony. I'm going to try to call Max Cook. I'm going to see if I can get Max Cook on the phone. I've been doing these cold calls lately. They haven't been working out lately, but I'm going to see if I can get him. Hey, Max. I'm going to see him.

Max, I haven't talked to you in a little bit, but he caught you and put you on my show and we've been watching Sopranos lately. He might not, he might not want to do. I'm not going to ask him to Tony because he's going to, because then he's going to get all. He's not jukebox. Oh. Is that how comedians feel a lot? I guess so.

Do that funny thing. Do that thing. Because he's done Pacino. He's done all these different things, but I'm trying to pick up. I can't take a call for this. He answered. I'm talking to this guy in like a year. I told him, I did text him in Texas.

He does Gary Busey also. And I told him that I met Gary Bucci. Hey, how's going? Max Cook here. See? At the tone, please record your message. I want to just make sure they don't give the number. Yeah.

for more options. Mr. Cook, Christian Harloff, I'm on the air right now. So I wanted to call you up. I've been re-watching The Sopranos. Obviously, the many states in Newark has been locked in as if I'm waiting for a new Star Wars film. And your great name came up, and we started watching some of your videos,

and I just wanted to get on a phone call with you. If you get this in the next 15, 20 minutes, give me a call back. I'd love to talk to you on the air. All right, bye. Otherwise, no call me. I'm kidding. I'm not going to pick up.

All right. Let's switch. We'll switch over from this other stuff. And we'll go, I know that you said you've been watching. You did what? You watched Black Widow already? Yeah. I think I'm the only person that's available now on Disney Plus.

Yeah. It's for the premier access. So it's $30 still. Yeah, that I knew. Yeah. Between that, do you know what randomly dropped on Paramount Plus last night? What? Quiet Place, too.

And it's not promoted at all. Wait, what? I just saw it randomly on a Twitter post somewhere that I was posting. Then I checked. It's on there. When you bring on Paramount Plus, it's not one of the showcased one. It's not one of the featured movies. You think it's an accident?

No, it's not an accident. It's an accident that they didn't promote it, right? It's an accident that that person who's in marketing is still working there. Yeah, what? Yeah. That movie's good. Do you watch it? No, not yet.

I'm going to watch it. But now that I know it's on Paramount Plus, I'm definitely going to watch it. Oh, you said Paramount. I thought you said Disney Plus. No. Disney Plus is Black Widow. Yeah, I know that one, but they went 30 bucks. Yeah, yeah.

Well, but you just get it. But you get it early. Who's got that kind of money? Somebody does because that it surpassed. We're throwing 30s around. A 30. What are they should have a $30 bill? We're just split it amongst a fam.

You think those deadbeats in my house got a fiber between them? Come on. Get them to work. There's just too much free content for me to be paying for anything. Yeah, I mean if you know. I'm paying for the subscription. I honestly don't know. If I don't get to it soon,

I might be on the same boat as you, because I don't know how much, it's like a lot of different reasons of that movie. I do want to see it. I think that from what I heard, it's pretty good. The problem is it was supposed to come out like two years ago, so it doesn't necessarily tie into

all the other stuff that we've been locked into with Wanda Vision and Loki and all that. So I don't know if I need to rush to pay 30, and I didn't need to rush to go to see it in the theater. Like I still, I mean, that's the one thing I'll say. I'm still not ready to go back to the movie. You're breaking hearts on that. I know.

See people like, you're vaccinated. Why not? I'm like, I just don't know. I just, it's weird. Going into a comedy club for a second, knowing that I can like walk out, move around, do what I need to do. That's fine because I wouldn't go to a normal comedy club. I wouldn't go to the improv.

I go to the comedy store because I know that place. I know what I was talking to the bartenders. I was in the parking lot. I was in and out. And I have to say about the comedy store again, the new, the people who are working there, like, they didn't know me from a hole in the wall because I hadn't been there in so long. But the second Mark was like, yeah, he's a regular.

They were like, letting me pass doing everything. we go back and forth and it was super cool. Like very, I mean, I felt at home, even though I hadn't been there in a long time. But yeah, movie theaters, I don't know. There's something about it. I just don't want to be sitting in, like, locked in, sitting in a theater with people yet for two and a half hours.

I don't know. But now I have a new comedy store trick. I'm just going to say where my name is. And then, you know, later they'll check it after I'm gone. George Carlin, motherfucker. Yeah. I'll just go, my name was under this. Right.

Around the corner from this. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you're going to do it. After the last year. George Carlin, you son of my back! People could try to do that scamming. Where is it?

It's right there, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. She should have, she should have checked. Yeah. Right? But like, but she didn't have to, well, once the headshot thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it was right there. Did you, did you watch any of the comedy that night? You just. No, I wish. Why did you go? Because I thought I was going to be able to. I don't know. Pretty dumb, huh?

Stupid. You know? I didn't know. I really, I thought it was packed and I didn't want to stress out Alice and all of, like. Well, he brought, I mean, because Kate and Grace and Grace. He had already told Grace and Ken and Saul and Kate. So then it was like a lot of people. No, there was a, there was a whole back area that was completely open.

If you're stupid, you just walk right in. I was there to meet somebody to do a belly room show. Yeah. And I see belly room. And there's this neon arrow. I walk in and I sit in this little round table. And I'm sitting there, watch. I'm like, this is this is the bedroom?

Yeah. So, no. Is that the first time? First time I ever been there. I'm like, cool, cool. And somebody goes, hey, you're sitting in the owner's table. Oh, you're at Missy's table? Oh, that's great.

I'm like, oh, sorry. And I moved to the back and the back. They go, do you even have tickets to this? No. No, I'm meeting so-and-so in the belly room. They go, oh, follow me. And then you go up to the catacombs or whatever. And they hit you with a wiffball bat.

I'm so annoyed that I miss call me. This is the lesson I've learned this year. I need to stop questioning, ask for permission later. Just fucking go. Yeah, why don't you? I walked back and forth like 80 different times. You should have won with me once. Oh, the improv I walked in and out.

I never bought a ticket to the improv. You just go. Just pretend like you know what you're doing. But you know what you're doing. I don't know what I'm doing there. Exactly, but I was there. I know, but now I know what I'm doing if you know what you're doing. You know what you're doing.

You know what you're doing. I didn't know what I was doing. Nobody knows. They think. Everybody thinks they know what they know, but the honest says they don't really know that they know. Stop thinking. Don't think.

Just stop. Just stop thinking. Oh, by the way, you know the other thing people really love? was our advice, the dating advice talk. Did you see that? They loved that. What's going on with the dude? Oh, my God.

Tell us. You really want to know? Well, why did I just ask? Okay, okay. So for those people who didn't know, you should go back and watch this because there was a big thing. We're not going to recap. This thing, you're not going to get it previously on. You got to go and watch, but there was a lot going on with Steph's love life that we're going to get into here.

What happened? Okay, so. Was I right? Yeah. No. Your prediction was that we would fuck one more time. But, but. Did that happen?

No. No. No. Like the opposite. Oh, you're not dead yet. So, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.

But there's like a lot of disdain building up in my soul about this. So that was a, we had spoken a week after we had last spoken. So that was a whole week where this person didn't call me back or text me. You're pissed about that. Hell yeah. Like, I'm your home. I'm your homie. No longer.

Why would I would never not call someone back. And if you didn't want to talk to me, just say, I don't want to talk to you. Right. Okay, well, end it there. That's fine. Yeah, but you were also going into the Instagrams and looking at that and making see what he was a... I didn't want...

You were giving him shit about it, though. Yes, because he gives me shit about everything. Right. All right. So... But, but, yeah, that plays into it because I said it really calmly. He's built an entire delusion of how I said it. But it's kind of what you thought.

Like, he thought that I was... coming at him super aggressively and disrespecting him, which in my opinion I wasn't and I should be able to clear my name. But anyway, so two weeks go by. Okay. Not a fucking word. Okay. When we're at our work event. Yes. First text message. How do you not tell me that? I was there. I thought about it. I was like, Christian's so busy. This is the last thing you wants to hear about. Well, actually, it would have taken my mind of some of that shit. Okay. So this is, do you want me to read the text? I mean, if you don't mind, After knowing someone for two years, go, like, we are, we, like, we've done so much cool shit together.

We're actually friends. This is the response after two weeks. Let's hear it. Kind of disappointed. Wish you were half joking about IG. Shame about the, bringing it up. I'm some energy to them. Shame.

I'm away filming for a month. So if you want to get your things, blank will beat his friends staying at his place. We'll be there. So let me know. And I can orchestrate that for you. Wow. Wow. Set it up.

Hey, listen. Cut you off, girl. Cut you off. He said, fuck you and your mama. I'll pick up your shit. Cut you off. Power plate. Now I guarantee you're going to fucking get.

Yeah. No, I actually, at first I really wanted my stuff. Remember, when I talked to you, I said I want my stuff. Right. The few days later, I, this is what happens. I get, like, emotional and then I'm just done. Then you're over it. Over it.

You cut off. So I woke up and I was like, I don't give a shit about my stuff. Right. I don't care. Yeah. I don't need it. It was the stuff. It was an Apple TV.

Oh, what's your? You fucking kill. I don't give a shit. It's not like a t-shirt. I want it. Brett will blow this guy. I want, yeah. Come on.

I want it. What's his name? But I'm not going to like you're, he's obviously saying his friend is there because he wants to make me mad. Right. What I got from this, tell me if I'm wrong is that he wanted me. Oh, his friend is there? So. It's a guy.

It's not like a girlfriend. No, I would, that would be so good. No, it's just saying like basically organize it with Jimmy and he'll get you get your shit. Which is like, I don't even know this person. Right. So to me, okay, I'm actually curious. What do you think that text meant? What I think it means this guy is going to get a fucking free Apple TV if you don't get your shit together.

You better get this Apple TV back. You send one of your, you sent a follow up and was like, I miss. He said, yeah, you want me to read the follow up? Well, of course. She can't just don't bury the lead. Okay. It's got worse, in my opinion. I don't see why I should have to explain myself to someone who was screaming down the phone.

I swear to God, I don't yell. I swear I was not yelling. She does not. I really. This is actually. You emote. Were you like raising your voice like this? When he started raising his voice.

Is he a quiet person normally? We are both very expressive. Okay. All right. But we have never, like, I don't cuss up people. Call him on the phone. Come on. Right now.

Get them on the phone. I want my Apple TV back. Come on, I called Max Cook. You can't call this guy? What are the other things? Did you lead with the best or is there more? You know, it's like, it's an Oculus. No, oh no, that was the best.

That was the best. The Apple TV, he gets. What else? Am I, like a really cool leather jacket. Okay. That's fine. And then two pairs of shoes, like a heel and then like. I mean, I'm not a lady, but I would assume that, is that Max Cook?

I think Max Cook. I think Max Cook did call me. Oh, wow. It was a long time. Let me check. He's getting my, oh, he's getting a physical. All right. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, okay. So, Max says he had zero expectations for the many states in Newark until he saw the trailer. Veer, Formiga shot ice shards through my veins, and young Michael looks like he actually has some chops. This is going to be very something. Okay. Let's just say, watch us. You're the man, period.

Talk to you soon. Okay, please. Real quick, let me ask you about this one. Hey, baby, any person sex with me because my husband without home. What is that? Oh, you gotta go into those spam. 20 people, though. Of those 20 people, do you think anything? I'm not the only one that gets this.

I get those two. I get those two. They just get somebody with, it's like similar numbers. Yeah, yeah. But then you have to block the main one. Nobody cares about you. You're married. Go ahead. Sex with me. I don't see why I should have to explain myself to someone who's screaming down the phone at me after I said

we can talk properly. You're a lunatic. This is so like a mixed. Revisionist history? Yeah, it's completely. I call myself out. I call myself out. I know when I can be a little bit too much, but this is just like you're making shit up. Okay. You probably forgot the last combo we had before that.

Wow. When you stabbed me. Yeah. You said, I don't like when people talk down to me, et cetera, and the very next combo was that combo. I'm sorry,

but I'm not a dickhead. And will not be explaining myself to you or anyone on the planet why I am following anyone on IG. You obviously don't know me, or you got me fucked. up either way. I miss you and really like you a lot, obviously, but I can't be spoken to that, like that. All of that was talking down to you, A? Wow. It's a lot in there.

Okay. Yeah, what, cut and run. Yeah, that's a done. That's too, like, if you actually knew what happened and, like, really saw it, you'd be like, this is, this is, like, Steph, that's not what happened. There's only one thing out of all of this. Get that fucking television, That's the only thing. And the shoes. I'm not even a lady, but I know how much of me. How new are the shoes? What did you send Roxy to go?

Roxy will go. That will be like in times I feel like. Oh, to the friend? Yeah, it's like sending Pauly Walnuts over. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I could do that. Yeah, send Roxy over there. Yeah.

But make them put the TV and they'll make Roxy carry the TV. Let me make them put the TV in the car. Make the friend. No, it's just the Apple TV. The little. They're like the 8-180, like, like, roper. No, I would have been in there. I thought it was an actual television.

It's like a Roku thing. Yeah, yeah. I would have, like, thrown up a rope and started climbing if it was a TV. That's what I meant. Yeah, no, no, it's not. Yeah, so it's like an Apple TV. How do you leave a television? I'm going to bring my TV over.

Things are getting a little hot. I don't know these kids do it. And you can carry TVs over. You know, so maybe like, hey, listen, I got a bit. Maybe I had a shit box. Okay. Like an affordable. I don't, like I said, I haven't been on the dating scene in a long time.

Yeah. People bring over TV. Do you mind if I bring my TV? Yeah, do you mind? I know. It's, you know, it's a little bowl. My energy bill's really high, so. Yeah, I need to bring the TV.

All right, well, that's not as bad. But still, I'd still, I mean, I always, I'm always on the, but get your dishwasher. I do. That's a deal breaker for me. That's just too much. Yeah, get your mother out of there, would? Yeah.

Your sister's been staying with us for a month. Can you just put the generator on the porch? Thanks. Flip it on. Thanks. I wasn't going to take my furnace back. Yeah. I am now.

I am now. No more hot water for you. Okay. Oh, me, I know. Cut and run. Yeah, no, that was the most mansplaney, down-talking type of time. But it's, but it's, but they're not. He's never spoken to me like that because we've never gotten into arguments.

And now I kind of just, it's like I got to see a side of you that's irrational. completely. But you weren't, but you weren't committed as the thing. You guys weren't dating. Yeah. So that's, that's the thing.

So it's like if you were dating and something like, but look, I threw my phone in the garbage can last night because I got so upset. I know I acted like I was, I got, I got very upset and I acted like a four year old, but I was,

but I was, I've at least earned that with my wife to we both have seen each other act like you. You can be, you can have a scene. And so I, I really think a few things. I think that he's very prideful and egotistical.

And I came at him in a way that wasn't like laughing. laughing and soft, which I usually am. And he wanted to put me in my place. So he ignored me for, or like didn't call me back. And then wanted to say, was waiting for me to say, I'm so sorry for doing that, which I'm not. I'd do it again. You know, you would have been a great response.

And I think mature is just eat shit. That's a great response. It's a spoon. That's how I responded to Dagnyno the other day when he was on. What was it tax? What did I? I'll read it. It was actually,

because he and I have a very fun way to talk to one another. We got to wrap this thing up. Well, that's my favorite thing to do is just, hey, can you, don't you have a shop back I can borrow? No. Well, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, okay.

So I said. Swimming with the fishes. I wrote, I try to call him. And he said, I'm on the golf course. I'll get you back after. I wrote back, eat shit. And he just wrote, ha, ha, ha. On the golf course.

Yeah, he's robin the joint. Yeah, I know. Him and Riley, they've been golfing a lot lately, though. See, that one is supposed to be relaxing. I told you that. And then you told me, you told me. No, IRL. It's a, I was throwing cubs.

I was young. Yeah. I'd probably throw more now. Yeah. I want to still, you want to go with them? I don't know. Give it a shot. Why don't we go to the driving range, get some aggression?

Yeah. My buddy asked me that. Oh, which also reminds me. I think I've talked about this a couple times, but the, the Val Kilmer movie is on um it's on amazon now oh okay free produced it i just saw it's gonna be on amazon trailer for that amazon at the end of the month it's um it's fantastic oh really really good really good it's so it's now that i'm familiar with ball kilmer since i've seen the heat but the heat that that's the most of the car the heat yeah um but this is a movie about do you know

what it's about it's it's a documentary where he has taken footage of his life since he was a kid and all the stuff from old like beta tapes and and and vhs and and through on the set of like top gun and on the set of um he didn't do heat but it was on the set of top gun and batman and um all these doors doors all these are movies but going through his life of what what he chronicled and because he is he can't talk now he's got like throat cancer he can't he he's well he doesn't have for cancer anymore. I think he's good, but he can't talk. Oh, wow. Does he use sign language or does

No, he could cover up the, I think it's the hole? It's the hole. So he, but he does, he got to talk like this. Damn. But he does talk a few times out of the movie, but it's like this, you know, throughout the whole time. And his son does the narration of the movie. Oh, yeah, I got to see that.

It's, it's heartwarming, it's heartbreaking, it's sad, it's happy, it's, it's, it's. Wait, his son sounds like him then. His son sounds like him, yeah. Oh, yeah, because I thought, I'm like, wait, he can't talk now, but he narrated this. It wasn't. That was amazing. It's his son.

That was, I was messing with my head a little bit there. His son does the narration of it because, like, he'll, he does do a couple, like, a couple times they have him on interview, but it's, it's like that. Yeah. Ah, that's rough. Damn. Yeah. I got to watch that. It's a great, it's a great movie.

I just watched the John Belushi documentary. Oh, was there? We talked about it. We didn't watch it. Oh, no. It's on, um, what is it on? figure it's such because you're an S&L junkie right massive yeah who's your favorite character all time a character I mean actor oh oh I don't know maybe

don't say Rob Schneider no no right now it's like Gilda Christian Wigg will Ferrell that era yeah my favorite but Gilda's different but Belushi's still my number one Belushi's probably my number one of S&L and post S&L like collection he was I mean, he was just like without him, you know, you don't, well, Bill Murray didn't come in into, what, season two? Yeah. Yeah, because he replaced Chevy Chase. But as far as long, I mean, of course. Dan and.

He died, but longevity of, like, good films and things like that. I mean, you know, I'm Bill Murray, I think, still. Your favorite. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. You've heard the luck of the Irish bit, right? No. Oh, my God.

Didn't we play it on the show? Yeah, we played it on the show. I can't play it again. But I will, I will play it for you when we get off the air, which we need to do, ladies and gentlemen, we've been on for a bit. But thank you to Steph. Thank you to Brett. Thank you to you guys.

Don't forget, please, please, go to Apple Podcasts, go to Spotify, anywhere that podcasts are found. Please download the show, follow us, do all of that. And then what do you like hearing on the show? Obviously, I like the relationship to talk. It's helping Steph out tremendously.

Apparently, I am now the Dr. Melfi to her Tony Soprano. I woke up the next day cured. Got yourself a gun? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit. Hey, all I'm telling you is she wants her Apple. Give her Apple TV.

She wants her shoes. What do you got? You give her the text and stop following the big daddy models on IG, okay? All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. We really appreciate everything that you've been doing for us and all the nice comments and all of it. Don't forget, get those tickets. If you're in the L.A. area, come see us at the Star Wars Cantina,

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