The Kristian Harloff Show - Inquisitors to Appear in Obi-Wan Live Action Series? - SEN LIVE #383

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

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Is this what this looks like? Does it look like I'm playing the air guitar? I don't think so. Welcome back to S-D-Live on this Tuesday morning. It's Tuesday? Who the fuck do? Nasty, friends. Not me.

I'm Roxbury, but I'm not here alone. I've got a motley crew of Kid Lens Lipsy today. Wow. Because he made that face at me bright and early. Brett Sheridan, what's that thing? I'm like, Mottley crew. No, that sounds too cool for me. Brett, you're a pretty cool kid.

What? I think so. All right, I'll take it. Yeah, you do the drinking. You do the chit. We know that's what makes somebody cool. Yes. You'll leave that here on SEM.

the more you drink, the cooler you are. Wow, we all had a cool quarantine. Okay. No, that's not... Wow, start off strong. You say so, let's go. I'm going to introduce him so then he can go check out what's going on over there. Winston Marshall, what are we looking at?

I mean, well, I was finishing the Green Night trailer since you were doing the intros and we have to talk about it, so everything was chill, right? And then I saw this random black cat in our courtyard. It's just running around. How do the bad luck rules work? It's only if I'm walking by, right? It's not like if I'm just sitting here. it runs by my door.

Dude, I don't know, because we had a black cat growing up, so all rules were out the window. Like, when you own one, you are one. So I guess I'm a black cat is what I'm trying to. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, I think it's my neighbors. Because it definitely, the cat got out,

and now he's literally chasing it around. He's literally chasing her out. Oh, no, I feel so bad. I mean, it's this cat. Oh, this is like an indoor cat gone wrong to do you all. That got outside, I think, yeah. Okay, that's not funny, but that's really funny. Oh, no.

How can chew up to Benny Elth team. I don't know. The barometer of whether something is funny or not is not smiling right now. Ben Goddard, not amused. No, I was just, I was looking at this video we were watching it on stream last night, and it's of this, like, cat sneaking up on a squirrel. And you guys got to YouTube it, just like put in squirrel jukes cat. Because it literally just, like, does this, like, serpentine pattern.

slowly back and forth and then reaches a tree. Like there's like one more juke where like the cat's like, all right. And the cat doesn't even like cats can go up trees, but like the cat doesn't even chase it up the tree. It's just like I didn't even want that squirrel. I don't want it. I'm done. I'm done.

I don't know if you were around at this point to remember this. But I think Alex Marzonia was. Alex, remember squirrel gate with Christian? Of course I remember squirrel gate. That was a song. That was a long. familiar. Christian, like, had a real, real vendetta against squirrels for two years.

I mean, this was every single day we would get to the studio. I think it was started before Collider, like, wherever you were with him. And the first thing he would talk about is what was going on with the squirrels at his house. Brett, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah, 100%. And then the new house, he digs the squirrels. The new house, the house, the squirrels are fine. Yeah, they don't mess with them.

But I think they did find a dead one under his house, if I'm not mistaken. They found a weird smell or something. They found a dead one under there. But no, that one was, they messed with him bad at the other place. Tack the Tuesday donated $100. Starting your long, strong Cuscott a high proxy in the host chair. And I saw that Alex with the Knob Creek ready to roll a mile. Wait, tell me who sent that.

I always miss me. Taco, Taco, Tucko, Mother Fent, Tuesday. Taco, Taco, Taco, Tuesday. We love you for many reasons. Number one, because you made us $100 closer to where we need to be today. And we have an incredible game for you guys today, so that will definitely go towards that. Number two, because who doesn't love Taco Tuesdays for both reasons?

Am I right? No. Ooh, somebody bring me tacos. You know, Ben, like a tacos of vagina. Oh. Okay. Yep. Don't get either. Oh, no.

Ben's face at me was like, what's, what? No, I figured that's where you're going, and I was like, sex, what's that? You know, I have a lot of it. Do you? Yeah, a lot of it. You know. Roxy, I was just excited. I thought maybe you would found somebody.

Oh, my God, I was so excited. Go, fuck. Don't play with a heart like that fuck. Thank you so much for asking. I have the sex all the time. Do you guys ever watch New Girl where they flashback to Schmidt and Nick in college and like they call me, they call me the sex haver because I have so much sex. It's so weird. That nickname got passed to me because I am the sex haver.

Thank you for all reminding me. I have an appointment after. We finally got your nickname, Roxy. Yeah. Oh, I hope that one sticks. Would you guys have sex with somebody named the sex haver? As long as they say, as long as they don't say, I hope that. that one sticks.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like if they're calling themselves the sex haver, like if it's the sex haver Roxy, then what we're really saying is the Virgin Roxy essentially. Because if you,

like you said, if you're calling yourself the sex haver, you're probably not having the sex. You know what I'm saying? Like, for example, my, I will openly admit,

I nicknamed myself, partially because I love the rapper Camillionaire, but I nickname myself Pimp a Millionaire because I was like, I'm out here pimping a million hoes. I had,

zero hoes. I had narrow hoe, not a single one. Wait, I can't handle what you're saying right now. Pimp, Pimp a millionaire? Pimp a millionaire, yeah. Pimp a millionaire. Oh, this is so bad. Oh, it got worse. Yeah, yeah. I'm a different question about hose. So I do this thing where I find one song and I listen to that one song four thousand times. Don't put enough song in there just like this,

It started with, when I started listening to erase me, you said you don't spend time like I really should, whatever. It's a whole fucking thing. I do this thing and it annoys my siblings, but I can't get off a song when I'm listening to it. There's this new song, it's actually not new. It's new to me because I'm old. That plays, that says something about you can't make a wife out of a hoe,

and apparently it got slammed on. It's that guy from New Zealand. He looks like a little Bieber, and he says, Oh, there you go. Oh, can't make a wipe out of a hoe. No, Miley's now on it. It's a whole fucking thing. I don't know if you guys like the song.

I just know from TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The kid he was on SNL with Miley. I can't pronounce his name, but it's a thing. I've been listening to this nonstop, and I didn't realize that it was problematic because I'm just seeing the words or whatever. And then I go to Twitter,

which always is the place that tells me what's an issue. Yeah, yeah. And everybody there was like, can't make a wipe out of a hole. Oh, fuck you, motherfucker. And just was flipping out over him. You should die. You know, right. You just ho wrong.

Because to me, ho doesn't mean somebody who's like sleeping with a lot of people because do your thing. Ho is like a cheater. It could be a girl or a guy. Like a ho to me is just like somebody who's not loyal. Am I, am I miss hoeing? What's up? No, no, no.

I think. She belongs to the streets. Exactly. But like. Yeah. Yeah. Malcolm, change the audience question to... Curtis Lope has donated $20.

Speaking of tacos, you can only keep one. The rest go away forever burgers, tacos, pizza, or chicken-slash-buffalo wings. Burgers. Bers forever. I think I got to go burgers, too. Or buffalo wings? Tacos, burgers, buffalo wings are the things? And pizza.

Oh, and you're keeping burgers, Ben? I'm keeping burgers. Yeah, me too. Even more than pizza I found, like, I can have burgers like every day. It's wild. It's not good. You don't do that.

Don't do it. But like, I'm just like, oh, I'll go get Carl Schuyer today. I'm like, no, I had in and out yesterday. Stop doing that. Roxy the Sex have Estriah donated $20. Thank you. What was the handle? Roxy the Sex Haber Estriar.

No, yeah. I just spent $50, which is probably the full amount that I made on today's show. And I'm not in there. Roxy is a sex, however. I'm coming out on top. That's what I'm saying. Take my money. But, Rox, I guess to answer your question,

it's, it's, it's, um, Donald Glover tweeted for the first time in years today. I saw this. I saw this. And he essentially was like, look, like, I'm not necessarily going to call it, what do you say? It's like, I'm not necessarily going to call it cancel culture, but like, creatives are afraid to, like, experiment or even, like,

experimentally make mistakes because, a fear of just being canceled. And like, I think that that's very true. But do you think he meant canceled by society or by networks? I thought he was talking about being canceled by literally the show gets canceled. I thought he maybe meant both. Yeah, maybe both. Like, in the sense that, yes, the networks won't take risks on certain things. If it's not going to make them a billion dollars like the MCU, there's not a lot of necessarily an idea of going out on a limb like that. But then I think the other thing, We're afraid to necessarily, like, say or do stuff at this point. And, like, you guys know me.

I am a thousand percent about, like, it's not about cancel culture. It's about accountability culture. So if you say something bigoted or if you say something that's, like, you can go all the fuck away. But, like, this idea that we can't even, like, attempt to, like, people were upset about, I get if you want to be upset about Elon Musk being on there because he's kind of like, you know, him and Bezos kind of look like Lex Luthor sometimes. Yeah, that opening monologue was funny as shit. I thought the open monologue was funny.

And I thought the Gen Z hospital thing was funny because it was making fun of the fact that Gen Z steals all of their vernacular from Black folk. And people were like, S&L out here fucking just make it. And I'm like, wait a minute. What the fuck are you talking about right now? Like you're making fun of the fact that this is what this is. And so I sort of get what he's saying.

Like you can't just do the thing anymore. It really has. Oh, no. That's what he's saying, Winston. But it's also been the truth since forever. Like, that's the thing. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

If a hole wants to become a housewife, then she can be a housewife. Or a housewife. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. Yes. House partner.

You can't turn a hoe into a house partner. How about that? You can't turn a hoe into a house partner unless said hoe wants to become a house partner. That's all that really means. Is this why you want to step the pen and paper today, Rock? because I, I've got to get this down. There's no trivia questions, but we're writing our dissertation about this.

God, I, this will be good. I'll have my son do this for high school. Yep, 800 words on my desk by Wednesday morning. Thank you so much. Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? Or rake and a house. Yeah, you just use life to hold me. I have a funny ho story.

Oh, good, good. Someone working on a commercial shoot I was on said that they worked on a shoot for a rap video and they needed to water down the street, you know how they do to make it look cool in films and television commercials. And somebody yelled like, bring out the hose. And a large group of the backup dancers came out of their dressing rooms. I'm true. It's a true story, Brett. It's a true story. Oh, that brought me so much time. It's a true story told to me by someone who worked this video, if you will, possibly two live crew of sorts, maybe. I don't know, one of those.

That's funny. People we know, I've been unable to make myself a hoe or a housewife, so I'm just going to keep working on one of those, too. I'll let you know how it's all of the sex having that I do. So none of that's what we were going to talk about on today's show. We are playing a game, so keep sending in those schmobots. Trust me, you're going to want to. I like that I spent 15 hours on this game, and I just want you guys to know that. What I did for the last, I started this last week, and then it went all throughout this week,

is that I went back through every person who hosts this show. So that means Goddard, Kate, Brett, Winston, Sabrina, Steph, Roca, Ellis, Bonnie, myself, Alex, and Christian. I couldn't go through anything of Malcolm's because I don't know if he exists. I went through every single person's social media. Their Twitter, their Instagram, and their dreaded Facebook. And I went through and I pulled something from each one of those. And today we're playing, how well do you know your S-E-E-R-E-E? end hosts, you have to figure out

who either tweeted it, captioned it, checked in, whatever it is. These are all things. I'm giving you back to our music. No, it's not, it's perfect. So how well do you know your best host based on their social media? These are going to be really wild.

You guys, you know, all the people that it included food? I actually cannot do this. What? I'll just listen to music for the next. So that's the game today. Every $50, I think that's what we've been doing. Every $50, you get a new question.

And whoever wins this is the sex average. So. Oh, shit. This is intense now. This is got real. It's going to kill my ass. Today is the, this weekend will be the first weekend together. I better motherfucking win.

Holy shit. Sorry, Winston. I'm going to go get my infinite. any gauntlet because this women's champion, Fast and Furious champion, and then Sex Haver. Oh my gosh. Well, first of all, you're only women's champion because I wasn't on the show that day. That is the only reason, motherfucker is the first thing.

Why didn't you? Because I wasn't invited. How about that? Seems like an excuse. Oh, wow. Wow. It feels like one too, Roxy. The sex haver is a big one to add to your.

It is. It's like the reality stone. I can change reality. I was going to say maybe it's the soul stone, you know, that one that one kind of checks out. But, you know. I want to let you guys know, though. I am letting some of you guys off easier than I should. The shit that I found from you guys, like, I cannot even explain.

When you start going back, did you know you could look up people's Facebook posts from 2005. Like I was deep. I was deep in it. Some of you guys are posting wild shit. But the good thing is, not one person from what I found, and I did a deep dive, was posting shit like, uh-oh, uh-oh. It was all just stupid as shit.

Which fictional universe would you live in? You can only pick one. Star Wars, Star Trek, M-C-U-M-C-U-M-Eth, Dragon Ball, Naruto, world westeroes or Pokemon. Here's my problem. I need an answer to... We need more choices. Do I get to choose how I present myself in Zed universe?

Because if I just end up as like a dude in like say, you know, uh, fuck it, Naruto, there's plenty of people in the Naruto world that aren't ninjas. So am I the regular ass dude in a ninja world? Because that would be really shitty. You know what I'm saying?

I will tell you this much. It's definitely not fucking Westeros. No. It's not definitely. Like that's just normal shitty times. Even if you're rich, you're getting stabbed in the back.

And if you're poor, you're getting mutilated by anyone that passes by you. It's wizarding world for me. Because magic. So that. I mean, I wanted to go Star Wars because space travel,

but what is doper than magic? Nothing. But I'd be like... The correct answer. Sorry, Brett. Oh, go ahead. The correct answer is definitely Star Trek. It's a socialist paradise.

They have microwaves where you talk to it and it'll give you anything you want. It definitely is Star Trek because it has the Space Traveler Star Wars, but it's like during the East Times. I got to disagree. I don't think that that's correct. I mean, look, I'm going to go, I'm going to, okay, bye. I'm going to go out on a limb here and I'm going to say MCU because we're about to be introduced to mutants in humans exist. So there is a possibility that any one of us could end up with superpowers,

not just like the select few in the Avengers, so I'm going to go there. Yeah, but you want, you want, mutant powers are the fucking worst. That's not true. What are you talking about? Gene Gray was fine, Storm was fine, Quicksilver. What the fuck are you watching? They all

want to off themselves. The mutants are like, admissible. You do realize, you do realize that the reason the mutants are, it is literally an allegory for being an oppressed minority, like, either gay or black or Jewish or any, like literally Magneto is a survivor of the Holocaust. So what I'm saying is, so what I'm saying is that already exists here. What if, like, you not only got the power to destroy the world or create the world, but you still had to live through the shitty existence you're already in. So like, look, if I'm already afraid of police.

What if, yes. Bippity-bobbony boop, bitch. Yeah, like, you want to go through Thanos and, Ultron and whatever government is fucking it up right now. Do you want Boulder Bolebor, bitch? You want, you want Khan? You want Khan to come and pick your shit up? I would take one Starboard over a government literally, like legally fucking me. Bro, bro, bro. If I'm out here like Magneto, if I'm out here like Magneto, you think I give a fuck?

Ain't nobody fucking with me? Not a goddamn person fucking with me. Who doesn't like a legal fucking? Speaking of legal fuckings, I want to know who the sex Happer is, guys. We are officially up at our first two that we have to ask about the sex haveer. So before we move on with the show, and we do have some kind of news that we'll talk to you guys about today, whatever it is that Alex has decided, which I'm sure will be fun. But before we do any of that, I have two questions for you guys. Are you ready with your hand?

Danny notebook? Hold on. Well, he was not ready. He thinks he's the champion, but he is not ready. Right? Because I walked in here to get it, and then I forgot it, and then I sat down, and then you said it again, and then I went. went back. Okay. So we officially have three. If we want to get to our fourth, we need 32 more dollars. Get it in loud. Get it in proud. We have to get to at least 10. Rime City. Is that what's called Rhyme

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Yeah, Pokemon was an option. Oh, well, that would have said Pokemon. Well, nobody told me that. Also a good option. Oh, did you know, that? Kramer donated $20. Who did?

Austin Kramer. Austin Kramer. Fuck you. We got three questions about. Appreciate you. So we've got three coming in, getting $11 more dollars, or 20 more dollars for us to do our next one.

Here we go. Oh, and guys, here is what I will say. Obviously, at some point throughout the game, you're going to be mentioned. If you know it's you, try not to do that thing that you guys have been doing, which is, oh, oh, oh. I am not going to remember some dumb frat shit

I posted in college on Facebook. When you were the frat? Also, some people... Some people I pulled multiple things for. So just know, somebody could be... So what are my options again? Here are your options. You have 12 options.

It's Ben, Kate, Brett, Winston, Sabrina, Steph, Roca, Ellis, Bonnie, Roxy, Alex, Christian. If I forgot somebody, More time. My bad. Are you on that list, too, Roxy?

Yeah. Yeah, she said or so. Oh. You're writing this down? Alex, put it in the chat. Yeah, can you even put it in the chat, please? Okay, yeah, Rocks, one more time. Yeah, I'm just going to write it down.

I'm going to circle who I think it is. That would probably be easier. If I was a mutant, I would probably get the worst power like I wouldn't need to blink or something. Something. Yeah. That's not a bad power. Okay.

Do you want to be like the spiky guy and X, X, X, X, where you have to hug someone for it to do anything? Everybody knows that being a mutant. Like, it's cooler than being a fucking person, but still, it's not cool. Well, you know what it is, Roxy? Because there's literally two different universes that I know of that take it in two different ways.

So there is obviously the X-Men in Marvel and then being oppressed. And then there's like the exact same thing in my hero academia. And everybody's like, holy shit, you have a quirk. That's awesome. So I guess maybe I would want to quirk. Just those powers are sometimes really fucking weird.

They're like really weird Yeah, I'll take my hero academia world over X-Men world. Don't most people in my hero have superpowers? Yeah, 80% of the world has works. Guys, let's keep this going. I have enough for us to go all day,

so make sure you send in those schmobots, get them in loud, get them in proud. We need to know who is the sex haver. We have to know. All right, I'm starting with my first one. You guys ready? Yeah. I put in the chat all the options.

You guys see that? Yep. All right, here we go. Wrote on Facebook in 2009. So 2009 Facebook. Came home last night to all my room trashed, my phone broken, and all of my pillows smelling like Axe, FML. Like Axe, A-X-E, like Axe Body Spray?

A-X-E. Can I get a repeat, please? Yes, I will be all of these twice. Who wrote on Facebook in 2009? Came home last night to all my room trashed, my phone broken, and all my pillows smelling like acts at FML. Everybody in the chat,

you better be answering along. I want you guys to keep score for yourselves. I'm trying to think if I broke my phone in 2009. No, why am I thinking the same thing, bro? What the fuck? 2009 any male's pillow probably smells like axe body spray I'm just like was I still fucking with ax in 09 or could be a woman

could be a woman you don't know who's staying there I get it I'm just trying to think if I would have was I still fucking with acina she was 10 yeah that's what I got to remember imagine if she posted that all right I'm looking in the chat and they don't seem to know although I will say there are several Kate's in here. Okay. All right. So you've got to answer in five, four, three,

I'll come and put your answer in the chat. Two, one. Brett, I'm coming to you first. Winston. Okay. I'll reveal the answer at the end. Alex. Going with Roxy. Trust me, it says Roxy on here. Okay, okay. All right, Roxy, Winston. I went with myself. I don't fucking know, man. It sounds like some shit. that would have happened to me. I went with Steph. I will say pretty decent first round. Brett and Winston, you both get this one.

Winston did he post it on his Facebook as it's static. Did you have a dog? No, but I was in a frat. So my only guess is like something wild fucking, like I literally was just like, okay, this sounds like some bullshit that I might have been into, but I don't know why. Bibitabitibu bitch donated $20.

Roxy star is shining bright today. Love to see it. Alex, Alex, what was the name? Who posted that one? Bipidi-Bop-di-Boo, bitch. Oh, bittip-bap-de-boop bitch! Yes! That's what I'm fucking talking about.

Wizarding World's the only answer. Yes. There's a lot of people guessing Roka in there. A lot of people guessing Roka. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have the date in 09? I think I took a screenshot. Let me look for it. Because if so, I actually know, I think I know exactly what night this is.

Yeah, but let's do it. October 31st. It was October 31st of 2009. Oh, well, yeah, that'll fucking do it. October 31st, that's definitely Halloween. So there's the answer. Let me check. In 2009, yes, it was Halloween. That was Halloween senior year of college. I'm trying to remember what I went as that year. I'll find it. That's okay.

I'll come up with a story for you, but go ahead on whatever we're doing next. We are moving on for our next one. That's Halloween when my son was two. Okay, go ahead. We need, guys, we need $40 more. Nope, $20 more to get to the next one. These are going to keep rolling through, so get them in because trust me, there's some really good ones in here. All right, this next one, though, coming for you guys.

Who on Facebook follows something called can this potato get more fans than Justin Bieber? Who on Facebook follows something called Can this potato get more fans than Justin Bieber? By the way, I think I'm going to make this a monthly show. Absolutely. I love it. Alex, if you are cheating right now, I will know. Okay, hands up.

I see Alex lean in, start. He's frantically Facebooking everybody. likes and follows. I have it already written down, rocks. All right. In five, four, three. Oh, shit.

Two. All right, I got it. One. Penn's down. Boards up, I guess. I'm starting with Alex on this one. It was between me and Ben, and I just went with Ben.

Alex, I went with you. I had said Kate, but I changed it to Sabrina at the last second. All right, Brett. That sounds right up Christian's alley to me. Okay. I will let you guys know one of you got it right, and coming out in a strong lead, Winston Marshall,

Sabrina is the crackdown. Oh, God. You got to think about, you know, who would get behind a, I remember when that trend started. Sabrina sounds exactly like the perfect age group. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. You'd be frank.

She'd be like, she'd be against. these things. Like I thought like, she grew up with the beaves. I know, I know. I was surprised too. I was surprised too. Malcolm is 0 for two as well. So that means that right now on the board, Winston has two. Brett has won. Nobody else has any other points as we get to this next question. Guys, send in your schmobots. We need 20 more dollars to get to the next round. But we are going to ask this one right now. Let's see. Okay. I'm going heavy on the Facebook to start.

Whose religious view on Facebook is, quote, whatever gets you through the night, John Lennon, end quote. Ben underscoring a donated $25. Hey guys, fire show today.

Pick a show universe to live in and to be friends with its characters. Friends universe, the office universe, how I met your mother universe or Pucks and Rec Universe. You guys are awesome, oh hi, Brett. You're amazing, Malcolm, can you remind, will you say it again when we're done with this round? Will you remind us what it is?

Perfect. Okay, so I'm going to repeat this one more time. Thank you. Whose religious view on Facebook is, quote, whatever gets you through the night, John Lennon, end quote. Okay. Five, four,

three two one hey Winston I'm coming to you first Christian okay Christian Ben Roka

Roka Brett Roka Roka Alex I'm going with Bonnie on this one I almost put Bonnie And Malcolm said Christian two points on the board one for Brett one for Ben

this is in fact Let's go. Brett, I almost circled you for a second. It was an interesting, it's an interesting religion. So here's a rat right now. On the board, there are only three players. Brett and Winston are tied with two points each. Ben has one point.

Alex and Malcolm, you're going to have to know your SDN hosts a little better. Oh, yeah. Okay, you didn't, you didn't tell me that people commented and I responded. So yeah, it was definitely a problem. that was played on me, and I was pissed about it. I actually, I remember this now. Oh, fuck, I remember. Tell you what? I told what I told everybody else.

That's his religious view on Facebook. No, no, no, no, about the axe and the pillows and the phone broke and shit. I was pranked. I completely forgot about that. Oh, God damn it. Winston's trying to remember a part of his life. You got that point. Right.

You got that. No, no, not that I didn't get the point. I was trying to find a story for y'all as to why all this has. happened to me and I remember now that I was pranked by my I lived on a floor with some of my frat brothers and they just got really drunk and fucked my shit up while I was out I'm not happy that's not a prank that's just being awful yeah there was like this this like thing on on Instagram it was like slamming my my boyfriend's door prank and they were just like it's not a prank if you fucking do it like they were just slamming the door and like why you slamming the door

and like what slam like this isn't a prank you guys are just fucking Dix. What? I agree. Well, some people are the word That schmobot from before. That said,

Pick a Show universe to live in and to be friends with its characters. Friends, the office, how I met your mother, Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec, easy. Yeah.

Because you live in, you live in, you live in, oh, what's a, Pony. Pony. but it's it's on the rise at the end of the end of the show they're they're very progressive they got free internet for life you get to have stakes with Ron you guys Leslie's great like everyone's at least nice except for like April who's like you know she likes you but she's just mean but like people in the office are legitimately

terrible people like you would fight someone working one day at Dunder Mifflin yeah the friends people are as much as I love that show too you don't really want to be there It's not like you watch that and you're like, I want to be your friend. You're like, you guys deserve each other for sure. Yeah. The only reason you go how I met your mother is because you have a bar underneath your apartment and a booth in the middle of the bar is always open. But just because they're your friends doesn't mean you live there. It's true.

You might have to travel. You go to go to. You live across town. You have to fucking travel to that one bar every day. That's, uh. Friends would just be so you could have access to like a really great apartment in New York. Hey, old. Hope you're doing.

Denby, Roxie, when can we expect the women's champion to make his appearance on the world girls? Thanks and fart up. I have to say, all the world girls are very interested in having the women's champion come through. Everybody wants to have the women's champion on. So it should be coming very soon. We'll have to schedule that. Yo, I demand, I demand a number one contender match to go up against this supposed women's champion.

Like if I got to prove myself, if I'm not just allowed to just play him for his title, that I need a never-one contender match on one of these suck-ass suckers so that I could take him out. That's all I'm saying. We will do. I promise that there would be a round two of women's champion and a title defense.

So we will see what happens when we get there. It's not yet. He gets to sit as women's champion for a little bit more. A little bit. If he is sex have her, then he's going to sit as the women's champion and sex have or we got to give them like at least a month as those things i know i got to catch up though i mean i'm i got one point i got a catch up yeah you do we all caught up in questions or don't we have like

one more we have two more we do have uh two more we'll catch up on these keep sending them through and then we will talk about some other things let me get to a couple of these are right let's jump off of facebook for a second and see what we can do here all right who's first tweet ever in 2012. Kirby French donated $20. This game is awesome. I love how Roxy always comes up with such fun and creative stuff for S-E-N. She does.

She really does. Friend, appreciate you. Roxy, just letting you know I already started a S-E-N-Live Awards category for you for best best game. Love that. Hell yeah. Gression already hates it. Why didn't I?

I want the category just to be who is the sex haveer. All right. In 2012, whose first tweet ever is, quote, if someone said, let's have a barbecue today, then they took me to a burger king, I would punch them in the throat. So in 2012, whose first tweet ever said, if someone said, let's have a barbecue today, then they took me to a Burger King, I would punch them in the throat. God, this is just so many people.

I feel like half of this fucking group would say this. I know, it's why it's tricky. Tricky, tricky. Man, 12 options. That's tough. I know. I was going to make it easy for you guys and give you like smaller options, but this is way better. Because when you get it, you did so good. Got to earn these points. All right. In five, four, three, two, one. Patricia Metz donated $20. Roxy has the best game ideas for the show. Winston versus Spend for Women's Champion. I need to see that. Everyone have a beautiful. Honestly, you're awesome, Patricia, thank you. The only person who was legit upset about that was Brett with a wife.

And my wife, I am women's chair. My wife. Yeah, I should have, I read the cup-sized thing, that really, I've been, that's been eating at me for a while. That has been. I get it. I said Ellis. I said Ellis. Sorry, you couldn't see it.

Okay. Ben said Ellis. All right. Brett, we're going to you next. Ellis. Ellis. All right, Alex. I don't know.

I was going to say Ellis, but I feel like he's an early. adopter Twitter, like way earlier than 2012. So I put Brett. Okay. Winston? So I joined Twitter in 2012, so I actually think it's me. Okay. I will let you guys know that somebody is right and that person is officially on the board. Alex, it is indeed Brett. That is Brett's tweet. Whoa. I didn't know Brett was that impressive. Holy shit. I don't know Brett was on Twitter that that early. Yeah. Wait, what? It seems like a Brett joke. is what you tweeted, Brett. I have

receipts for all of these things. The only thing that was yeah, wow. That's what you wrote. You know what? I, that was my catchphrase. Was punching. Yeah, it act me. So what happened?

But I don't know this scenario. God, now I'm not going to be paying attention. I'm going to go back and try to him. Damn it. This, my mind is blown. I honestly, that's, I don't even Wow.

Okay. Brett is shook. I mean, I've tweeted like 15 times. I mean, like, this is... No, Brett, you're... Of all the people's Twitters, yours was the best to go through. You were lost and confused. I mean, you did not know what app you were on.

It was incredible. The amount of times that Brett tweeted, am I verified yet in 2012, it was so great. It was so truly incredible. Okay. So, Alex... the board with one. Ben has one. Winston and Brett both have two. Malcolm has zero. Malcolm.

My mom's even saying you always say throat punch. Why didn't you know? She texted you? She said it in the chat. You always use the term throat punch. Always know. Because I mean, isn't that the worst, like, isn't that the like, if you're going to tell somebody you're going to punch him in the face, you're like, motherfucker, I'll punch you right in the throat, you know, like the throat punch is that's next level crazy. And that's, that's, how you, like, get out of fights. You just act super crazy. But I love that you know that about yourself, but you were like, that's not me.

That's, well, the throat punch, yeah, it threw me off. I'm like, who else uses throat punch? That's my thing. Yeah. I guess myself. Oh, my God. That is what throws you off is that you can guess yourself. Yeah.

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Thank you, Brett, for letting us know. And hopefully that helps you figure yourself out a little more, Brett. You don't know who you do or do not want to throw punch. I'm legit mine. I want to know the scenario. Did somebody do this to me?

I don't know. I think it was just maybe like a thought. Wow. A fleeting thought. Let's get to the next one because we do have another one. If you guys want to hear more of these, make sure you send in Schmobots. You can do that right now.

We need another $50 to get to the following one. So we have another one coming up right now. Get in $50 more if he wants to keep playing game. Quiffon underscore Sutherland donated $20. This is amazing. People are going on existential crises here. It's scary that we don't know what we said 10 plus years ago. We were all crazy idiots back then.

Would love to see if we can scrounge up any journals from when people were in high school. I have all my journals are right there. Thank God, Zanga, no longer. Roxy has them, Alex, so be prepared for some quotes. Oh, boy. Oh, God, bitch, did you pull shit from Zanga? Oh, Lord. Oh, Jesus.

No. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So this one is a lit. I will say this. I, everything I'm pulling is from social media. So this is what this person has on Facebook listed as their AIM name. So on AIM, whose Facebook says their AIM name is Polo Stud 11.

What fuck is that? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What are my options again? Ben, Kate, Brett, Winston, Sabrina. Roxie Ben, Winston, Sabrina, Kate, Brett, Christian, Bonnie, Ellis, Steph, Roka, Alex. Polo Stud 11. I've narrowed it.

I've narrowed it down as well, but if I remember correctly... In five. Four. Three. Two. One. All right, I'm actually starting with Malcolm on this one, who is saying Ellis. All right, I hear you.

I hear you. Now we're going to Brett. Ben. Okay, Ben, Alex. Ben. Ben, Winston. I actually said, Alex, how old are you? Yes, I'm...

Winston, it's me, motherfucker. Oh, God, ding of me. Brett, Alex and Ben, get the point. That was some good acting, Ben. But hold on, hold on, Ben. I graduated college in 2011? No, it was my number for Water Polo. Oh, just fuck you.

That's what I thought. I thought I heard you say that. I was literally, I was literally going up a graduation year. Fuck. It sounds like some douchy thing you would say, but like, I didn't know you could have your AIM handle on your Facebook. I was like, what is this bullshit? No, no, no.

Okay, so I had Facebook when only college kids could have Facebook. Like, you had to have an EDU to, get at Facebook, and it was way before Facebook chat. So AIM was still a thing. Aim was still the way you talk to your friends, you know, after school and stuff. So absolutely you put your AIM name on Facebook. Give me up until 12. Get me up on AIM, y'all.

Slide on those AIM chats. Oh, bro. So the question is, which is worse? Polo Stud 11 or Pimba Mill? Never mind. I already heard it out loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking know.

I heard it. I heard it out loud. It's not a competition, but if it is, Winston, you lose that one for sure. Here's what we're at right now. I hate to dwell on this, Roxy again. What age, what time, what 2012 was the first time ever tweeted? This was the first time. At least it was the most it would let me scroll back to.

Oh, okay. It looks like the first. Yeah, it's hard that I can't remember something at the ripe young age of 38 is when I tweeted that. 30. I'll find it for you. I'll find it for you. I'll go and find that for you. I have to give you guys a check-in.

And what you don't realize is going on here is that Brett has taken the lead. Brett has taken the lead at three points. Alex, Ben, and Winston all have two points. Malcolm, you have none. He's the newest here. I thought that one was going to be. I thought everyone was going to get that one because I've told you guys I play water polo before.

Yeah. So, like, I thought that was going to be a way of. I was like a rego polo. Yeah. Well, see, that's why, and I told you went to college. I'm not that white, Alex. Yeah. I owe you guys one more right now.

And then if you want another one, we need 20 more dollars to come on through. So I'll give you one more for now. And then if you guys want more of these, we need 20 more dollars immediately. All right, let's go some, let's see what I can do here. All right. I'm switching. Okay. Who last year tweeted

Fitness update Definitely something happening with my stomach Could be a couple abs developing Could be a baby xenomorph about to pop out Keep you posted Okay So last year Who tweeted

Fitness update Definitely something happening with my stomach could be a couple abs developing, could be a baby xenomorph about to pop out, keep you posted. Mm-hmm. Guys, guess along. If you are watching live right now,

guess along, I want to know what all your scores are. Don't lie. Do not lie. Well, you've got five seconds to figure it out. In five, four, three, two, pens down. down. All right.

I think I got it wrong. I think it's Winston. I put Kate. That seems like a very Kate joke. Okay. It says Kate, Winston. I said Steph. Oh, okay.

Okay, Ben. I thought it was you. I said Ellis. Ellis, okay. Brett. Kate. Kate, okay. And Malcolm says Ellis.

Malcolm's officially on the board. And Ben also gets. Yes. Oh, my facts, Mark Ellis. My first. We already had an Ellis. I thought you might, oh, man. Yeah, I should have gone on my inside.

We had it. We had an Ellis? When? No. Oh, I guess Alice already. Oh, no, I'm dumb. Oh, man, I quit. You already had an Ellis. Zeno Mor.

Yeah, that sounds, okay. That sounds like, I was like, who would, who that group is adept enough to know Xenomorph would use it in like a fray? And I was like, well, Steph, no. Star Wars, maybe she fucks with Alien. I don't know. That's like Christian was, yeah. Vincent, you majorly are overthinking. Yes, I am.

Hardcore. I said, in the women's game, I wish I wasn't this competitive, but I am. And I hate it, but I'm here, so I'm going to win. Yeah, well, since you guys are all here, let's check back in. That's officially Brett at three points, Ben at three points. They're tied. Alex and Winston tied in second place. with two points. Malcolm on the board with one point.

Everybody's on the board at this point. But if you want us to keep playing, we need $20 more and we need it right the fuck now. I guess until we get those $20, Alex, this is a weird transition. What's going on in the news? Yeah, let's get to our first story because

a new rumor suggests that the Inquisitors will make their live action, first appearance. I just forgot we had like an actual topic for today. Go ahead now. Yeah, yeah. for all the people complaining the chat. Live action first appearance in the Obi-W and Kenobi series with Moses Ingram playing one of them.

The Inquisitors were former Jedi who surrendered to the empire and allowed themselves to be turned to the dark side so they could hunt their former allies. Roxy, what do you think of the Inquisitors showing up in the live-action Star Wars universe? What I think is 1,000% I'm going to turn to Winston on this one. Winston, what do you think about the Inquisitors showing up in the Star Wars universe?

I appreciate. Winston, one of you? I appreciate, well, first of all, I'm having a serious case of deja vu right now. Holy shit. Like, hardcore deja vu. This exact moment talking about a particular element of Star Wars that I don't really know all that much about and that you were hosting and that you deferred to me. And then I was like, like, this exact moment I had in a dream. It's so hard because I'm such a casual Star Wars fan that when things like this come up,

I'm like, listen, I don't know. I don't know what I think about this because I'm not, I don't know enough to know. It's like what we say on Passover. I'm the Jewish child who doesn't even know enough to ask questions. Ben, is this up your alley? Do you have thoughts on? I know who they are because they're in rebels and they have cool. They use their, they use their lightsabers as helicopter blades and they can like fly around,

which is pretty funny. I haven't seen rebels yet. That's crazy. And then I think inquisitors are in fallen order as well. Inquisitors are chasing you. So there's really cool villains. I'm excited to see, it seems like

Obi-1 is going to be more action than we thought, like Hating Christensen's being cast, and people are saying that, you know, they're doing lightsaber training for that. The love of my life, hating Christians. Oh, yeah, I know. He's great. And now, like, Inquisers, like, how many people did Obi-1 fight on Tatooine before we saw him?

Well, he had a minute. He had a little time. He had a minute. He had like 50s. years. So, uh, it's, they're really cool villains. Like, they're really like, they're like the, the, the perfect sinister henchmen. And I, I'm very excited. I hope they, uh, they, they actually do the helicopter lightsaber thing. If you guys just want to YouTube that real quick. There, it's just pretty funny to watch because they, they always just like, hover in. Like, they go full

Mary Poppins with their lightsabbers. It's very silly. It's very silly. And that's why it pisses me off when people are like, oh, well, Leah in the last Jedi, what does she lay a poppins? I'm like, don't you guys like rebels. They're flying with their lightsabers. Chill the fuck out. Also, not too bad of a crossover. I would like a Mary Poppins' Rebels crossover of sorts. Ryan Nelson in the chat says they're also in the Asoka book.

There are 11 in total. All right. Okay. And they're all called like, excuse me, they're all called like the first brother and the second sister and the third sister. They're very sinister All the way up 11 Like the 11th brother kind of thing I don't think we've seen that many

But yeah Are they are they ranked like the samurai The samurai and Afro samurai So like whichever number they are It tells you which order they are As far as strength I believe they are ranked by number What do they wear?

It's all black Some robes and shit Yeah some of them wear like helmets that cover their faces, like, um, they look like, uh, like the Death Star workers, like the, the sort of blank helmets, um, some of them don't cover their faces, but yeah, they, they, they, they wear like imperial black-looking armor. Is this the kind of thing that we think we're going to get some name actors to play, or at least one to play, like, the main inquisitor? Or is this you're such a collective that it will be a bunch of randos? Well, Jason Isaacs voiced the main

Inquisitor villain in Rebels. So hopefully that'd be pretty cool if you shows up here. But I'm not sure. I didn't play Fallen Order, so I'm not sure if they had a major actor voice that. But Moses Ingram was in. I think you killed one and then the other one died. Spoilings.

Oh, what are the chances that Jason Isaac's going to be the main villain for the Obi-Wan series? He's born to play the main villain, literally. Yeah, that's cool. in the main casting. The rumor is that Moses Ingram will be playing the Inquisitor that does show up if there's more than one.

And she was in the Queen's Gambit. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean, this sounds totally up Star Wars Alley. I like everything that they've presented to me so far, so why the fuck not? If you guys are down with the way that they present themselves and the Inquisitors in general, then this sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's definitely like a good like foil for Obi-1 because like what Ryan said, we haven't seen two or three of them. We've seen nine, so we haven't seen two of them. So I guess we're going to get the last two in Obi-1. And that's perfect, you know. What's also perfect is if we get 20 more dollars. 20 more dollars in the game.

Don't y'all want to know who is the sex have her? I have to know. Who is the sex? We have her to know. Calli Locky donated $20. $20. Boom. Who would that come from, Alex?

Kelly Loki. Yes. Love that. Thank you. All right. Let's get to this one. And while we're at it, then make sure that you guys are sending in that more dollar dollar bills, y'all.

I think we are 35 away from the next one. So get in that $35 now so that I can ask this one. And then we have one on the back burner. All right. This one's great. Who's? Whose Facebook status on January 3rd, 2011 was, Why do I always fall for the wrong person?

I'm broken and confused, just torn apart. Nothing else can describe the pain. Oh, my God. That's literally anybody. Whose Facebook status on January 3rd, 2011 was, why do I always fall for the wrong person? I'm broken and confused, just torn apart. Nothing else can describe the pain.

So Sabrina was 14 at the time, I believe. So I'm very curious. There's a story behind this one that I definitely, as I looked through comments, can share, but I'll hold off on it. All right, in five, four, three, two. Hold on. I have a question.

How old are Kate's babies? Five and two, I believe. Yeah. All right. Thank you. All right. Get in your predictions in the chat. I'm going to start with...

Is it Alex? I'm going to start Winston on this one. Well, I had Roxy at first, but now that I know how old Kate's babies are, I think it's Kate. Okay. So you're going Kate, Ben? I have you, Rox. I have you.

Okay. Let's see. Malcolm says me. These are all fair guesses, Brett? I wanted to go Alex, but I went with you. Okay, Alex. I just went with Sabrina. Okay, you officially are all wrong.

It is Steph. Oh, dang it. It was a 50-50 shot. This is the story behind it, I guess, because I was like, what the fuck? That so doesn't sound like Steph to post. So that's what the post was. And then I guess her twin posted on there, what the fuck ha ha ha and then she wrote

fuck you Kim my status on yours was funny this is not you fat whore oh so they were in Hactor and posted this in 2011 that's fucking funny and how mean girl is that oh damn I had you for a second until you said there was a comment to explain it I was like there's no way that she's being so clever to be like it's me

but I'm gonna pretend like it's not me I was like Oh, whoa. So you're saying Roxy isn't clever. Oh, Winston. No, no, don't do this, Brad. Don't do this. Don't do this, Brad. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. I'll punch you with the throat. I swear to God, I'll punch you at the throat. Guys, it was like the time of the fugly slut, you know. I was on the opposite. I thought she's really protesting too much.

She had a giggled before it, and there was a story. But that's how we should have been ill with Steph because that's her best friend. So we should have also cute it if she's giggling at it. It was a 50-50. I was literally doing like this with my mom. I was like, oh. So if I had posted it, nobody would have hacked me. That's the thing.

Like, it sounds like it's me because that's the kind of shit I say. I almost want to challenge because you gave us a fake, fake book posts like. I know, but it was there. It's there. Oh, it counts. It counts because it was posted on their page. It's on the piece. How old were you?

I just want my protests noted for the, for the record. Yeah, okay. All right. Just get the challenges just to make sure it was knowing that it was going to be challenged. I was thinking it was me because I was my senior year of high school. Oh, okay. That seems very senior year angst. I mean stuff. Absolutely. I know I like I've, I've been looking through some Facebook memories that there's some emotional shit on there. Yeah. Well, do you see what I asked about Kate's, you see what I asked about how old Kate's babies work? Yeah. I was like, I don't know how long she's been married, but maybe that was like right before she found Dickie. have you ever had friends like have a breakup back and forth on Facebook where you know like

in a relationship decided to take the high road well so-and-so didn't need to take the high road if they didn't do this well blah blah blah blah blah like just I'm like leave us the fuck out of this all I know is that if you guys want revenge on this game that we need 35 more dollars so sending that $35 more dollars so that we can get a question that Ben is a little happier about, that he doesn't protest. We've got some really good ones still in here. So I'm thinking that y'all are going to need to send that $35 ASAP, because I have like 10 more of these that are golden.

I need all over. We got to get to a lot of these. They're really, really good. In the meantime, Alex, what else is going on in the entertainment world? I mean, we were all kind of talking about it before the show started while we were watching the trailer. The Green Knight trailer, another one was released this morning, and it shows us more of the awesome visuals that David Lowry has planned for us, and it stars Dev Patel, Alicia Vicender, Joel Edgerton, Sean Harris, and more. And it's coming out on July 30th in Cinemas.

Roxy, what do you think of the trailer for the Green Night, the second trailer we've gotten? I don't remember seeing the first trailer, so this was my introduction to this. It looks fucking sick. I mean, this movie looked awesome. I love Deb Patel. I actually love this whole cast. When I was watching it, I was like, what is this movie? I don't know how, I think because we've all been at home by ourselves, massive movies or big

things that usually would be in our wheelhouse, we're just missing, or at least I am, some things that are popping up like, this is coming in July, and I'm like, I didn't even know that this existed. Where have I been? Or if I heard about it, I forgot about it. it. This looked incredible. I'm really excited. I didn't know I was a super fan until this second, but now I can't wait to see the Green

Night. How are you feeling about this, Winston? Big Green Knight supporter. Do you like the trailer? It looks phenomenal, honestly. Like, I cannot wait to see this. I remember hearing about it like months ago, but not really. I was like, well, I'm going to have to wait to see this cast sound stacked, but we'll have to wait to see what it is. And now getting this first, like, taste. I'm like, holy shit, this is going to be ridiculous. So it'll be cool to see

Dev come in and, like, play a full-blown, I guess superhero is the wrong word, but, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but a hero in his own, a legendary hero in his own right. How about that? That's, that's, that's a good way to describe it. Because he looks, he looks, he looks like he's about to fuck everybody up with that axe, and I can't wait for it. I'm looking on IMDB. It's got that R rating. Ben, are you excited for this movie? I've been excited as the first, the first trailer. I am a little this is a very mainstream A24 trailer.

So I'm like, I feel like this could be another drive situation where people go and expect, you know, Fast and Furious or the transporter and they get a very thought-provoking, slow-moving movie and, you know, like demand a refund or you know, bomb it

on rotten tomatoes or some dumb shit. So I do want to caution people that this is an A-24 film, so it's not going to be, you know, I just watch Guy Ritchie's King Arthur. It's not going to be that, but I'm very excited. I love this cast, Talking Foxes, anytime, anywhere. But yeah, I've, I've been waiting for this movie for so long. This was like one of my most anticipated of 2020 along with Dune. But again, exercise caution around this movie, guys. Is it 824 film? It's going to be very slow. And it's coming? I say 824. Is it 824? Is it 824?

or is it 2824. We don't know. 24. 24. 24, right? Okay, yeah. But you can say it any way you want. Yeah. Tomato. Tomato. Tomato. It won't get you any points in being a sex haveer, but it is good. Nice try. But, yeah, Ben was saying it's probably going to be super slow. It's a David Lowry film. He did Ghost Story, Old Man in the Gun.

Oh, my God. I didn't know he did Ghost Story. Holy shit. Yeah, and Pete's Dragon, In The Body, Sane. So he's very, you know, in the like he really goes for these higher themes and so we're not going to get straight up action all the time. Yeah. I mean the visuals are freaking amazing though. This would have been the perfect Arklight movie. I'm so sad about this.

Yeah, I was supposed to premiere at South by last in 2020 and get a May release primed for a huge summer for 824. So I'm just happy to get back in the theaters and see this on the big screen. Come join me at the 8th. playlist AMC like all the rest of us Normies, baby. I'm back.

I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm going to go see Red The Van. Did you guys go to the movies yet? I've seen three. I've gone to... Oh, I'm sorry, Winston. Are we boring you? No, no, no, no. I'm just tired. I've gone to at least one.

I went to go see Scream in theaters. We read it out of theater, which was cool. I can't remember if I've seen a recent movie in theaters. That's fucking cool. Brett, did you check out the trailer? I didn't even hear about this. Oh, no, I definitely, well, at first I thought this was going to, just by reading, oh, the green night, I thought it was going to be a superhero film or something, and that's immediately what I,

so watching it, I was like, oh, this isn't what I expected. So that was the first thing. I never, I've, just like you, never heard of this, don't have any idea about it. I was super excited until Ben said it's going to be, probably be slow, because I'm not much for a slow burn. I'm not a slow burn fan, so, but it, I'll give it a gruel, and it's a period piece, and I think my wife

would be into it as well, and we love talking foxes as well, as we did in his dark materials. Which one was a ghost story? That was the Casey Affleck movie? Yes, with the Rooney Mara,

he dies, and then is a ghost for the rest of the movie. Yeah, yeah. And he's just in a blanket. Yeah. Beautiful movie. I think I saw that. Very, very good movie.

Huh. It's just interesting, looking at his filmography, David Lowry. I don't really know him well, but he's been working for a minute. Yeah, like, I didn't know he did all the movies that Alex just listed, but I generally like, I haven't seen Aithem Body Saints, but Pete's Dragon is probably my favorite Disney remake so far. Wow. And then I've got a story, too. What?

He's doing Peter Pan and Wendy next. Oh, cool. Huh. Jude Law and everybody. Yeah, go watch Pete's Dragon again, guys, though. The remake, it's just super warm. It's just like a warm movie. He looks like a...

This is a weird comment, but he looks like an actor. Like, you look, he's got very striking features. And my phone number is... No. Ha! I'm the sex ever now, bitch. Oh! Oh, shit. Look at me. I'm the sex haveber now.

35 more dollars to find out if that's real or not. Who is the sex haver? We must know. Get in that money, honey. I want to hear from you. There's another trailer that dropped Alex that I want to hear a little bit about. Yeah. The new trailer for Matt Damon's new movie called Stillwater was released. And it's directed by Tom McCarthy. you know, Matt Damon's on a mission to save his daughter from not being imprisoned in Marseilles in France. So Roxy, what did you think of the trailer?

This looked like kind of a Liam Neeson movie, but without Liam Neeson, and in like a more grounded way that I was like, oh, wow, I forgot movies like this existed. I mean, I've just been in so much like superhero, supernatural, fantasy. and we've been talking about how all these big movies have been pushed, like every one of the Marvel and DC and Star Wars and even Pixar and all of these fantastical things that when I watched this, I was like, I literally forgot that movies, this could be a movie. So this struck me by surprise in how much I was watching and was like, oh, this is exciting.

This looks really cool and action-packed and interesting. And we haven't seen him in a second because we haven't seen anybody in a second. So yeah, I really liked this one. Ben, what do you think about this trailer? Do you catch it? I missed this, honestly, guys. I didn't see it until like the last second because my alarm didn't go off this morning. So I apologize. I missed this trailer. It happens to the best of us. Winston didn't miss it though, because I saw him watch it right before we went live. Well, no, no, that was, that was green. I was watching Green Night right before we went live. This one, I am actually more excited about this than I was about the Green Knight. And I don't know. that sounds weird, but it's just, I think it's just because, like, it's cool to see Matt Damon do

something a little bit different. And like you said, it feels like taken, but, but, like, more grounded. And so this idea of, of, of, a, of, a story that feels like could realistically happen, but it's still a little bit on the edge of, like, of, like, fantasy. Come on, Ben, it happens all the time. No, no, no, no, but I'm saying you don't think Liam Neeson could throat punch his way to get his daughter back, you're out of your goddamn mind. This is not the new mountain lion argument, okay, we're not doing this.

We're not doing this. But like, Liamese could take on a fucking African line, not even a mountain lion. I'm done with you. Beating wolves, people, beating wolves. I like that in that conversation,

you stole Brett's throat punch again. I mean, will the real throat puncher please stand up? Oh, watch taken. That's all he does. Yeah, that's true. It is an effective tool. But I, I, it, the idea, because I've known of people like getting arrested abroad before, you know what I'm saying?

And so like the idea of like trying to exonerate like a family member, let alone your daughter in some old bullshit like that. I just, it seems like a very interesting kind of thriller mystery, like adventure. So I'm all about it. All right. Did you watch the spread? Yeah, I watched it. I think it'll be all right. What you think about it?

Well, he just wants to get his daughter. You know, he loves his daughter. He's going to do it or what? I reckon he will. It's going to be hard, but, you know, he's never fight hard and trying to get your daughter. No, I thought it looked good. Yeah, I thought it look good.

This is kind of a scenario of something that has happened before, right? People traveling abroad and ending up in prisons. There was some story like this where somebody's roommate was killed. Yes. And then, like, they got, they got a accused of murder or something. Yeah, that was like a lifetime movie, didn't they? I think so. I don't even know what you guys were talking about.

Yeah, it was something that somebody's roommate when they were over, yeah, they were studying abroad, was killed, and then they, they were the suspect. And so, yeah, it seems like an interesting premise, but, you know, I don't know why that didn't come knocking on my door for the Affleck role. I reckon. The Ackleck role. Wow. I mean, oh, that's what I'm saying. Brett, they did cast you in the Affleck role. You're not in the movie. This is how good I am at movie trivia.

Just said Matt Damon. How do you like that Apple? You know what it is, Roxy? I want to play this game more. I don't want to talk about no stupid movies. I know. I said in the chat, I must take the title of Sex Haber. It's been a dry fucking quarantine, y'all.

I least need this. It's almost like the people at home don't want you to be the sex haver. It's almost like... It's too bad. I don't know what. They don't want any of us to be the sex havers. It's almost like they want us to be the celibate havers. That's not as catchy at all.

I can't tie with Brett. He's got a beautiful wife and two kids. He's obviously the actual sex haver on this show. I know a lot of people who are married with kids don't have sex, but we know that Brett does. And that's pretty good. Alex, you went like this to me. What's going on?

Oh, I just didn't want to move on because I wanted to say that I am very interested in this as well. Tom McCarthy, very interesting arc as the director. He started off with a station agent. He won Ford v. Ferrari. This was, and then now Stillwater is supposed to come out last year, and I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a launching pad for an Oscar campaign. But he also has the last duel coming out with Ben Affleck. Brett, did you get cast in that one?

Yeah. Yeah, all right. So I'm interested to see what this year, like if his career is like fully back on track, if people are starting to love him again. Here's why I feel bad for you right now, Alex. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, that's why I feel bad. Yeah.

Love for it. Here's why I feel bad. Alex is so excited. I think we're back. I think we're back. All right. Well, we're back. What you guys missed was Alex is excited for this film for all great reasons.

And like, here's the problem. Brett, Winston, Ben, and I are all like, give us the money so we can play the game. we don't want to talk about this stuff. Alex is like, I also prepped the show, and I also picked all these topics, and I also wanted to share my knowledge with you guys, and the second I got the floor, you're motherfucking

buffered. So, Alex, you have my heart right now. No extra points. No, no extra points, but maybe you will be the sex have her. Maybe. One day. But it is not this day. No, I don't know. I don't know. He is far.

Where are you in the ratings right now, Ax? Are you I have two. I have two. All right. So you're only one point behind. If you guys at home want them to figure out who is the sex haver, that's on you guys. Otherwise, no one has sex. We're all making a pact right now. Yeah. None of us will have sex if all of us can't be the sex haver. I just want to just clear this whole room.

Speaking of clear, Roxy. Yeah, that's really good. I flew in last night. I was going to set you up way better. for that. Oh, sorry, sorry. I just, I want to get it done so we can get into the game. Anyway, no, listen, you guys, are itching to get back to what you love? Me too. I can't wait. I am leaving Thursday to go see my little baby niece, see your baptized, see my mom who I haven't seen forever, see my dad, my brother, my sister, hasn't seen them so long, can't wait to give hugs. But I want to make sure the next time I head to the airport, my experience is fast, safe, and

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like the last one I was at. This will be just to go to a baptism and be with my family. I'm so happy. I don't get to take the family. It'll be a super spreader. Yeah, yeah. I don't get to take the rest of the fam. They're a little bummed. Oh, it's just you? Yeah, just me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not ready to deal with four people

traveling yet. And also, it's, there's school still in session. I'm just doing a quick Thursday to Monday. So I will not I don't want to give this. I will not be here Thursday to Monday and I just because I know sometimes I miss and people said, what happened to Brett? Sometimes I will miss shows and this time I will Thursday. Are you on purpose coming back for Tuesday because you know I'll be here? Yes. I was like I got to get back because I

if we even play this game again, which I hope we do or you'll have something better. I know I wanted to because it had to start the start strong. The finish, y'all, we know when you're a sex-haver, the finish has to be as strong as the start, if not stronger. Yep. Well, Brett, you're going to, when you're going to be gone on Friday, it's okay because we are going to be ending the show a little bit early on Friday at 1130 because we have Skybound Expo. 64, the Walking Dead Survivors present Expo 64, Skybounds latest Expo event.

We will, yeah, you can tune in to a full day of panel. and live streams on all things. Liz-Gonated $35. All right, let's figure out who the sex-haver is. Sex-haver. Sex-haver. Alex, Alex, finish that promo that we'll get to this question.

Yeah, on Friday at May 14th at 10-A-M-P-T, tune into a full day of panels and live streams on all things, video games and horror, including a brand new exhibition match featuring video Drew, William Bibiani, and Adam Collins. Plus, the special guest on the desk as Mark Ellis is joined by none other than Walking Dead creator himself, Robert Kirkman. Nice. Your fucking way.

Could this lead to Robert Kirkman making his own MTS debut in the future? Who knows? But the exhibition match will air on the Skybound YouTube channel live at 1135 AMPT, which is why we will be ending at 1130 on Friday. So if you

want more information, you can go to skybound Expo.com. That's skybound XBO. Mike Bucksie donated $30 through super chat. More questions. please. Guys, if I knew that all we had to do to get the super chats or the schmobots in was have Alex talk about all the great things that Skybonds doing, we would have to do that earlier on. Thank you guys for interrupting and nonstop.

That sounds awesome. I'm really excited to check that out. Also, I know that we have other things going on. I will get to these questions, but we do have stuff going on in the Shmodown world. Alex, what are our upcoming matches? And I also know that we've got things going on today, Friday, all the stuff. Yeah, so we have on the Patreon. If you're a patron, you will have gotten access to the Thomas Harper

versus Eric Whiteley Star Wars Tournament match. And if you're not a patron, you should become a patron at patreon.com. Patreon.com slash the Shmodown. And you can get access to that match early, as well as if you're a $10 and above Patreon, you can get access to all the paper views included in your patronage. Thursday, we have Lightning Time versus Rushmore in the teams tournament semifinal. that's Thursday at 2 p.m. And on Friday, we have Danger Zone versus Deception in the team's tournament semifinal as well.

That's a wild match. I don't know. That's like, we've got some really heavy hitters coming up. Definitely. And, you know, in the FCO, we got some matches too. Today at 3 p.m. Twitch.tv slash Dishmodown. We can, you can see there, Mick Marley versus Dave. David Campbell, as well as David Jindoyan, I believe I said his name.

I feel pretty positive that you could not have said that correctly. You can see his match. And that's all today at 3 p.m. on Twitch.tv.tv slash this from O'Don. Go check that. Well, regardless of how we pronounce their names, they're doing a fucking awesome job over there. The prospects are huge, looking at them for who. knows, maybe down the line this season, definitely next year. There are some really incredible FCL people.

I have to say, do you're going to cut someone? You don't know. You're not enough. Don't know. I think that Brad and Steph have bomb-ass chemistry too, and they're making a great product over there. The production of the show is like tier one over there, man. Like the live scoreboard and all that, Brad and Steph,

Dwayne, PLD behind the scenes, all good things. totally i'm i'm totally with you we do have more things more questions to read i think we only got to one more do we get to two more you guys tell me seven we need one more one more yeah because we're at 365 yeah one more guys so we need 34 more dollars to get to a second one please get that in by the time we're done what 34 what i say what is that what is i said 34 it's 40 oh no okay sorry that it just got updated Oh, it's 34. Yeah, I was looking at that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're right. I was like, I can't believe my mouth is that off. I really looked at it. All right, 34 more dollars, but I'd take 44. Better, more than less. Guys, 44. Four. Guys, we need a thousand more.

Thousand more for one question. For one question. It's the question to end all the ones. I'm writing all of the answers. Okay. All right. Oh, this is an interesting one. This is a two-part one.

Oh. You have two, you have things. It's two people. Oh. Two people call themselves the goat in their Twitter bios. Who are they? We have to name them both? I will give you a point for each.

Oh, definitely knows. Two people call themselves the goat in their Twitter bios. Who are they? The Twitter bios. there's two points on the table here two points on the table here damn Malcolm if you're cheating I'm a no right Malcolm like I need to hands on the screen Malcolm no I was for a second I was like how could I be cheating and I was like oh like I didn't even think of

because oh my God now Doss protest too much Malcolm now I know you're cheating How could I be cheating? I didn't even think of it. How could I be cheating? I'm losing. Give me a repeal. I mean 10 more seconds because I got one obvious. One's obvious.

We all got one. I need one second. Two people call themselves goat in their Twitter bios. Who? All right. I'm just keeping my hands up so people don't think I'm going for my mouse really. Five, four, three, two. Oh.

One. Pends down. What does he say? pens down thumbs up. Oh. Pends down, hands up. Oh, okay. You're thinking hands up seven up?

I know what's out. Ass out. All right, Winston, we're coming to you first. Yeah. Roka and Kate. Okay, Roka and Kate. Hold on. All right.

Ben? I said Roka and Ellis. Roka and Ellis. Okay. Alex. Yep. Shmowdown. and Tetris respective goats.

Oh. Okay. Oh, that was probably right. I just went for Roka and Sabrina just for fun, just for fun. I thought about Sabrina for a little bit like A-24 goat or something like that. Okay, and Malcolm, what did he write? He said, Ben and Ellis. Okay.

So it is, in fact, Roka and Ellis, and yes, it is the Shmodown and Tetris goats. Oh. See, I thought maybe it was Kate because she's Cate's Cattest mom ever. I thought maybe there was some other follow-up to that or something, but that's all right. So Brett has four points, Alex has four points, Ben has five points, Winston has three points, Malcolm has two points. Wow. Stop the count. Stop the count.

Stop the count. It's not how it works, Ben. As I've told you many times, it's not how it works. All right. The opposite. Oh, no, I don't get to ask. have a question. Nope. I don't get to ask that to the question. We need 34 more dollars, also known as a thousand more dollars, to get to the next question. And guys, we are running out of time.

There are so many questions left and so little time. Get in those dollar dollar bills, y'all, so I can make sure, if you want Ben to win, stop right now. Stop right now. If you want anybody else to be a sex haver, keep going. And even if you want Ben to be the sex haver, keep going, because that's how the show works. And if we don't make enough money, we're all fired. So that's good. That's the way that it works. Alex, what else is going on in the world?

Let's do some stream labs, Roxy. If that's okay with you? Yeah, it works for me. All righty. So Wolf of Ball Street says, Hello, people. Did you guys see the new pick of Leo from the upcoming Marty film Killers of the Flower Moon?

I mean, it's just one still image, but I'm excited for it. Hope it's not Irishman Lowe. Unrecognizable. He's unrecognizable. What are... What are somebody? It looks like Leo. What are some of y'all's favorite scenes from Marty films?

Quallude, of course. I like that Alex goes, sorry, sorry, like let me finish. As if, like, I wasn't going to let him talk after what he had said that. Yep, no, Alex, it's your show. We're all just living in it. I think that he looked very recognizable. What are our favorite Leo movies? I don't know, Brett.

Marty movies. Oh, Martin movies. I'll take Leo as well. I was trying to see this piece. picture that is... He looks just like himself. He looks just like himself. I have no idea what to fight.

Everybody is a dumb ass that cannot reckon. Like, you know who I will give you that for? Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. I genuinely had no idea until they showed his name at the end. Then I was like, holy shit. And then I couldn't unsee it. But as soon as I saw the photo, I was like,

oh, what, Leo's doing a new movie? And so everybody's like, oh, how was this Leo? This is crazy? And I'm like, y'all is smoking something. Yeah, this looks like some like millennial Gen Z center part versus side part. Weird fucking class. I started to watch Shits Creek and there was an article was like,

did you know the mom from Shits Creek is also the mom from Home Alone? Yes. Yeah. It looks exactly. Yes, I did. Because even if I didn't know who that was, who's very famous person,

then I would see that because I have eyes. Yeah. Yes, I did. I think. The only time I'll give people that real quick, rocks, is Andy Circus, because everything he does, they put him in so much actual shit,

whether it's makeup or CGI. That's believable that you don't know what character he's playing. But otherwise... What are we thinking? Favorite Marty movie? I love me that depotted. I mean, too. People call on it.

It's just, it's so watchable. Like, even when it's on like TBS or something, I'm like, damn it, do I have to sit through commercials and not hear the cuss words? But I will. Just come over for Thanksgiving, Ben. I will. It's the potted all over. Wolf of Wall Street.

I fucking love that movie so much. Goodfellas and casino is a toss-up for me. Those, I don't know. Y'all think I upset Alex? Yes. I hope so. I'm having a deja vu. I think we, on another show, had to rank her.

I still had to look up Martin Scorsese films for this one. Yeah, like MK Songbird in the chat. Lily James is Pam Anderson. Unrecognizable. She was recognizable. She was Pam Anderson. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she was no longer Lily James.

She looked fucking. She looked deep faked. It was wild. Yeah, it was crazy. That was so. Oh, I hadn't seen this yet. Holy shit. Crazy, right?

Dick. Whoa. She was passed. I was like, I don't think that's particularly good casting. I don't know how they're going to do this. And then that picture came out and I was like, Oh my God. Crazy, dude.

Dead ringer. And to be honest, Sebastian Stan doesn't look that bad either. He doesn't look exactly like him, but it looks pretty, pretty fucking close. Yeah, it's a good picture of them too, for sure. Alex, what's your favorite Marty movie? Favorite Marty movie? I liked After Hours a lot. Never seen it.

Very good movie. Check it out. What are the other stream labs, Alex? We got one from inappropriate gay dudes saying, hey, yo. Which of the Whirlgirls do you call? One, when you break down on the highway at 3 a.m., two, when you need help writing an essay, three, when you need relationship advice,

four, when you need career advice, five, when you need help hiding the body. Want to go through these individually? Yeah, because I already forgot, like, half of them. Because there's three world girls. I would have asked three questions. I agree. We will answer, for the stream logs,

we will answer three of these. Pick three out. All right, let's go over the first three. when you break down on the highway at 3 a.m. Yes. Any of them? I'm calling Julia just because I know she'll be up. Yeah.

We're all night owls to some extent. Dee is definitely a night owl too. I'm the best at, like, changing tires and stuff. But it depends on what, I think it depends on what your issue is. Yeah. I will say, hopefully this is not the case with her anymore. I know that Steph recently had some major car work done, so I'm going to go with either Roxy or Darina

because I know their cars currently work. Yes, that's... All right. You were my first choice until it was like you finding where I'm at is what I'm worried about. That's really true. Holy shit. Yeah, that's very...

Yeah, I pick Roxy. I'm in big trouble. You definitely call Dorina. Yeah. Unless you're like, I am on the side of the road outside of your house and I just have to walk. Yeah. You would still get lost.

Come on now. You would go all the way to your old house. It would be like, I don't see you. My answer is two of these questions, because I break down on the highway a lot, and I get emotional at 3 a.m. So I would need relationship advice from Roxy. So when I break down. I got you. What were the next to?

When you need help writing an essay? Writing an essay. Well, Dorena's by far in a way the best speller. She's a really great. We know that she's an excellent speller. Steph is a really strong writer. I think I'd probably go with Steph on this one. She's really good.

Okay. I'll take your advice on that one. Yeah, she's really. If we're writing it by hand, I'm definitely not asking you just because of the spelling thing. there for that spelling D. That was... Yeah, no, it's hard. Yeah, yeah.

You read the script or something, but essays, like, Steph, you know, she comes from a family of lawyers and shit. Like, they're fucking... Oh, shit. Yeah. Then, Steph, yeah. Yeah. True.

And then when you need relationship advice. I mean, Steph and I are single, and D has two very successful relationships, so... True. But I... So, Roxy and Steph. I actually would go... I would actually go to, sorry, to Roxy on this one. I was going to say DeRina, I was going to say DeRina for the same reason,

but I actually go with Roxy on this one. Depends on what you want your love life to look like. I think I give much better advice than I take when it comes to a relationship. So I'll try to be good advice, Ross. I'll try to help anybody out there. Thank you for the question. I think for that last one, I think you're good with any one of the world girls that you ask. Like, you're going to get good advice.

And you're going to get no, you're not going to get what you want to hear. you're going to get what you need to hear. I feel like you get pretty very specific. Let's keep the skin going. I love that support. I love that support, but we do, in fact, need another $20 to get to the next question.

So make sure you send in that $20 schmobot. But I was just going to say, excuse me, I feel like all the advice would be very specific. Like, Steph would be like, it's simple. Throw ass. It solves everything. And then all of a sudden,

your relationship would be magical. I feel like Doreena would be really good about talking about communication. And I feel like Roxy would be really good about like focusing on each person's like love language and like how to really, you know, like zone in on like being there with your partner. So it just depends on what you need. We both long term relationships and stuff. Thank you. I think we give decent love advice.

We do do an AMA show on tomorrow night, actually. We're going to do to ask us anything. sands. So if you need any love advice, you could ask all three of us. Quick plug. I never did to plug that shit. Yeah. Alex, what else is going on? All right. We got Justin Square saying it's time for Roxy at the cookout. Last week, Winston, you said Roxy was ready, so I yield the floor to you. Any last questions that you have for Roxy that we haven't covered, or is she indeed ready for the cookout? Happy Tuesday, S.A.N. crew? That's a good question. Okay. Honestly, Winston, ask Roxy a question, But whenever you host SCNX, that can be your game.

Every schmobon, you ask everybody, cookout questions. Send it to Christian now. I don't know why I have hosted in months. Sent it to them now? Let's fucking do it. I'm so ready. You can take next Tuesday and I'll answer. Okay.

All right, bet. Holy shit. Fire. I'm so here for it. Okay, let me think. I'll come back to Justin Square's thing because let me see if there's a final question to ask. ask Roxy.

All right. He'll think about it. He's got a little bit of time. He's actually got about 20 minutes of time. And in that 20 minutes, if we don't get in at least a few more schmobots, then I don't even think I feel comfortable declaring a sex haver. Like, how am I going to name a sex haver if we don't even get to where we... Even as the points leader right now, I agree that we lead at least need to get to 500.

Yeah. So that'll be 10 questions. 10 questions worth it. You need, that's the bare minimum. So guys, we're 50 bucks away, or sorry, we're, what is it, 70 bucks away? 70 bucks away from, uh, from 500. Sorry, I mean no math, me no math or spell. Yeah, 70 bucks away from 500.

We got to get to 500 for this to be an official. Right now, this is just an exhibition match. It has to get to 500 for it to be an official sex haver crown champ. Send them in, send them in loud, send them them proud and make sure that all of us be having that sex. Please. Letting that sink in. Letting that sink in.

Alex, keep going with those schmobats. Yeah, so inappropriate gated has Malcolm questions here. Based on the sound of his voice, Malcolm, hates cheese curds, loves gooey buttercake, has at least one Harry Potter wand, has never roller skated, has a birthmark in the shape of Middle Earth, took five AP exams in high school. How'd I do today? A large birth. Whoa.

How do you know about? about that ultra-specific birth mark that I have. None of these are true. I don't have opinions on cheese curds or gooey butter. What's gooey butter cake? That sounds good. I never had gooey butter cake, but we used to have butter cake at the bar I used to work at.

It was really good. What's the gooey part? That's kind of freaking me out. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. I think you put a lot of butter in it. I think it makes it gooey. Is gooey up there with moist as far as words that are, triggering for women. I know it wasn't on the list.

Yeah, I guess. I'm really not sitting well with me. Goooy. Goooy. Goooy. You just have to think about what situation you would be in in which somebody is using that in a positive way. Like, hmm, girl, you're so gooey. And it's used with food a lot. Now it's, now that you've brought it up, I'm like, no, that sounds, that does not sound good, no. Moist gooey butter cake. A lot of gooey. served on panties. What?

You listen. You listen to the women's champion stuff. I appreciate you. I appreciate you guys at home, too. Thank you for getting us this far in the show today. We would love that next $20 bill gets us to the next question. So throw in a 20 so that I can ask them. Let me see if I've got a really good one coming up.

I can't tell you what it is, but I get to myself. What? Ask one from me. That's not how it works, Alex. Not how it works, Alex. Of course, the next one is going to be about him. Watch. Right?

But now I mean, I mean, my hands are a little tied right now. She was gonna. She was gonna. And then I said it. And then I said it again. Collusion. I call collusion.

All right. Okay. Y'all freaking me out. Alex, how about instead of asking one about you, you tell us what's going on in this mobot? All right, I shall. Theresa Sky says, I just want to say that I never miss SCN when Roxy is hosting. Her games are the best, and she keeps upping her game every time. You are the best, Roxy.

Roxy, I figured out your cookout question. All right, what are you got? Or Tim Kramer donated $20. Hell yeah. Oh! Yeah. Nice. This is the next question, but first I'll hear from Winston.

So you're at the cookout, food is being served, you volunteer to help one of the kids to get a plate of food, right? And so you're going down the line and you're like, do you want some salad? No, do you want some chicken? No, do you want some mac and cheese? They go, yes. And then you put some on.

They go, not enough. And they go, more, more. And they essentially just made a plate of mac and cheese. Yeah. Is this acceptable? And if not, what do you do? No, because you've got to make sure they have a little bit of some of the other stuff. So you put on some of the greens and you put on some of the other things.

You say, just try it, just try it. Or you could ask if their mom's there, their dad's there, you could say, is it okay for them to just have all the only mac and cheese? The second one? That is the answer. You'd be like, well, let me ask your mom real quick. Because if they come back with just a plate of mac and cheese and peach cobbler, you're in trouble.

I don't know jack shit about kids, but I know you're not supposed to only eat mac and cheese all the time. Well. You know, you literally, what you do is you don't parent somebody else's kid, but you also don't let them do whatever they want. You just go, you know, Ms. Mars, is this okay? Can he just have mac and cheese? And if she's like, hell not, then you, there you go.

You've dodged a bullet. All right, Roxy. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. It was really weird. I was back east this weekend, and I met my best friend's baby for the first time. And I was just, like, so fucking scared because I'm not good with babies or kids. And I was just like, holy shit, I'm going to break this thing.

Like, I'm so nervous about it. I'm not ready. That has nothing to do this. I get it. I get it. No, no, no, I get it. I totally get it, you know? It's a lot.

They're, like, running around. And I'm like, you know, they bang their head and they're like, ow. And I'm like, oh, shit. Also, just because someone mentioned gooey buttercake, have y'all looked at this? This looks incredible. No. It looks really good. I know I had it before.

You're like, yo. We're going to put you in timeout. Not going to ban you, but, bro, you've been whaling out all fucking show. Oh, who? Take a few. Take a few out there, champ, okay? Take a breather. Who?

Who, who, who? Ritare. He's like, let that kid eat and shut your fucking mouth. I was like, yeah, okay. And shut your fucking mouth, bitch. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. To be clear. I'm supposed to shut my fucking note.

No, no. No, no, no. No, no. I know. I know. I'd say. Oh, no, I was talking to you, Roxy. Yeah.

Hey, if that's like, what a gun says goes. But we do need to get to that 500 at least. I mean, we should be, with this game, y'all are fucking crazy. Two more schmobots. We got 500. And that means sentiment.

Send them in loud. Send them in proud. We appreciate you guys. But this is the next one. This is a bizarre one. Remember that you can do repeats. I pulled multiple things from multiple people. So just everybody's on the board just so you guys know.

Who didn't write anything in their bio on Instagram? Who didn't write any? Everybody hands up. Everybody, because Instagram's on the phone, everybody hands up for this one, you fuckers. Who didn't write anything in their bio on Instagram? And just so you guys know, I'm not talking about the bar. I love Ben's Twitchs.

I love Ben's Twitch streams. I love Winston's In a Geekdom show. I love Roxy and the World Girls. I love your music. Alex. I love Brett in general Malcolm the first love that you haven't killed the stream yet. Thanks for the smiles.

Everyone have a wonderful week. Thank you. That was so nice. That was really nice. So just to clarify to you guys and thank you for helping us get there, we still need another $20 dollar dollar bills, y'all. So I'm not talking about where you put a YouTube link that's there. I'm not talking about anything else. They just didn't

write anything in a bio. It's just like their name and then pictures start. It's their name. There's a YouTube link because you can do that. Oh, there's YouTube link. Okay. So there's stuff in the, like, there's stuff there, you know, it calls you something. And then there's a YouTube link, but they didn't write anything in their bio. There's no like, about me section for them on there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, question. The one about the goat, that was Twitter, right? Yes. Okay. This is about Instagram. This is Instagram. I'm done writing. I'm going to look it up, though. But see, look,

Here's the pad. I'm not writing anything else. I'm going to tell you in one second. Because I can't wait that long. No, Winston. All right, you guys have five. Five. Fine.

Four, three, two, one. This one shocked me. I'm starting with you, Malcolm. Malcolm says Sabrina, okay. Then I'm going to Brett. Oh, Brett fucking froze. Oh, no. No, someone screenshut.

That's a cute photo of Brett, man. Look at him. That's adorable. Okay. I'm going to Alex. Is it me? Okay. I'm going to Winston.

Is it Bonnie? I said Christian. Whoa. Okay. And Brett texted Christian. My computer froze. So, Ben, you said Christian. I said Christian.

I said Christian. I got to circle right there. Christian is in fact the answer. Yes! Alex, you have a lot in your bio. Do I? Yeah. Alex, you're having a real Brett moment right now.

Your bios is, don't forget the Nye, dissent. Oh, yeah, it does. Test drive music video out now. Christian wrote nothing in his bio. He was so good. Why not? Wink him. Hey, does he has a digital creator.

No, you don't write that. He didn't write anything in his bio. Digital Creator is like, It identifies you as that. That's just not, that's why it's that light gray thing. Damn. All right. So Brett gets this one and Ben gets this one.

Okay. Okay. I think we just got a slow button in hell and honey. Well, we do, what did you say, Ben? Oh, we just got a schmobit. Alex, what did that say? That was from T. Wyler. Oh, yay.

Who says, why not? Wink emoji. Oh, we appreciate you. That means we have one more question that is coming up. guys, if you want to give Winston a chance to be the sex-hav-er, then you've got to be sending in more Schmobot. We need 40, no, a little more than that, 41 more dollars to come through in the Schmobot for us to be able to get-

That's wait for Brett to come back to get this next one. I know. I'm just telling them what they need to do. I'm just letting them know what they need to do in order for us to get more. I know, Ben, that you don't want them to be sending more because you are in first place right now. Well, we've at least got one and we've reached the 10 questions. So if I get this one right and Brett and like Brett gets it wrong then then I'm okay But obviously support the show keep sending them in because these are all great too these are all just fucking hilarious to see

Yeah, they are bizarre. I have more of them too that are really strange really really good Okay, I'll wait I will wait until he well good background Alex That's a good background Alex. I like that a lot. That's pretty great He does look really cute there I told you. He feels like he knows he got the answer. He's sweet. He's innocent.

He's got it going on. It's really sweet. May Brett come back to us as soon as possible. There he is. Oh, so you saw that I had mine written already. And I texted it to you. Was I right? Yeah, you were right.

Sex-Haver finals donated $25. Alex is the goat for putting that screenshot of Brett into his background. Hell yes. Love to see it. Where do I find a gooey buttercake? We need $24 to get to that next one. Brett, we did hit one while you were gone, so I have another one for you guys.

Okay. In 2012, who Instagrammed a random butt crack and captioned it, hashtag crack kills? In 2012, who Instagrammed a random butt crack and captioned it hashtag crack kills. Now, yeah, stories weren't. Jimmy Nails donated $21. This might just be my favorite panel lineup ever.

Can we get more Winston slash Shroxie anything? Love you all together. We still have a show that we were supposed to do like over a year ago now, so we need to like sit down and like talk, goddammit. It's my favorite panel. Can I just get two of you guys, though? I like, dude. Here are my thoughts on all of this right now.

Number one, thank you for getting us to that next question. We still need 45 more dollars, so call it 50 to get to another one. That will put Winston in contention to possibly even win this and the people who are behind. Number two, I see Steph's a bra in the chat right now, and I do apologize to her for what she does not know I said about her on air. Yep. She will have to go back and find. Why do shit?

I'm sorry for air. out your Facebook post, my bad. All right. So one more time, and then I'll ask you guys to reveal in 2012, who Instagramed a random butt crack and captioned it, hashtag crack kills. All right, starting with, Brett moved, so you're all in different positions. Now, Winston, we're starting with you first. All right, I have them both written down. I'm going to go with Alex on this one, because I didn't have a chance to cross it out. I'm going to go with Alex.

Alex. Ben? I got Kate. Kate, Brett. Kate. Kate, Alex. Kate. And Malcolm says, Alex. The answer is me.

Oh. I thought it was too obvious. Your entire Instagram is thirst traps of your grandparents. I fucking want to recount, God damn it. I just found this. I have no idea whose butt this is. Can you guys see this? random person's butt

and I said crack kills wow once you said 2012 Instagram random I was like oh my gosh I'm like

because we just did like a deep dive all my I was like a Facebook dad on the first like five years of my Instagram just posting shitty

memes and dumb shit guys this has three likes it has three likes everyone go find that post and blow it up I'm about to blow this shit up

All right, we did get to, I think we had, yeah, we got to our next one, but we do need to do $40 more to get to that, another one. Oh, God, she posts so much. I know, I put, remember I posted 365 times last year, so. Oh, God. This is like the hottest flashback of all time, I will say. What is it? No, no, I'm just saying because you post a lot of thirst traps,

I'm saying this is like the hottest, this is the hottest. This is the hottest flashback. I need to get more thirst traps. Steph says, what was it? I hate not knowing what douchbag thing I said. No, you didn't say anything, dushbag. Your sister hacked your account, Steph. And she posted as you and said,

why do I always fall for the wrong? I said person, but it's the wrong guy. I'm broken and confused, just torn apart. Nothing else can describe the pain. That was January 3rd, 2011. Oh, so good. Yeah. All right.

Good job, Kim. I'm happy. All right, one more going through. Guys, getting those stream labs. Alex, you said you want to say something? Yeah, I just wanted to get through some of these stream labs real quick. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, yeah.

What do you got? Yeah. We can save the questions for last if that's cool. Dagan says, big announcement for y'all. Cooley High will be putting his movie trivia stereo title on the line against Kirby French this Saturday. Oh, nice. At 10 a.m.P.T. For all the cool kids that have it to Benton Stereo.

live on stereo.com slash Dakin S.B. Haven't abandoned it? Is that what it said? Wait. How are you guys playing movie trivia with just two people? Well, I have to find out. Let's find out. Well, because I think because they can record their response, right? So two people are hosting. Oh, okay.

Two hosts and then they send in their answers. Got it. Maybe, yeah. That's a lot of trust from the competitors. I appreciate it, guys. Let them live their life, Ben. I was just curious because I know you can only have two people. I'm like, are you guys like writing questions for each other?

And then whoever answers each other's questions, like... We don't know. All right, next one from Leonard Kim. Hey, S.E.N. crew, I hope you're all doing awesome. The Mandalorian has done a great job with Mothcudian character, and he's one of my favorite Star Wars villains. John Carlo Esposito kills it in the role. Shout out Roxy and the World Girls.

Woo! Woo! Woo! I'm Christian. Guys, we need 40 more dollars. to get to the next one. We've got one coming and then we could have a final one. Get in that dollar dollar bill, please.

Steph, you're in the chat. Wave if you see me. Wave if you see me, Steph. Fucking punk-ass. Good one. That's Jesus. Christian Bill Struff donates and doesn't say anything. So thank you very much, Christian, for your donation.

Jumping over to Superchats, Jamie and John says, Winston, thoughts on bio Broly. Is it really that bad or is it justified? having kid, goaten, and trunks with Krilyn as protagonists is a bad sign. It was a terrible film, and I did find it, and I did like it, so now you have five. It took me forever. You post a lot, girl.

You have lived some times. That's all I will say is that the life and times of rock. You just liked it. Thank you. Life and times of rocks. Yeah, BioBrawley is terrible. Don't ever watch that movie. It's kind of rude that I posted somebody else's ass.

Yeah, you should probably delete that before you get canceled. Probably her own ass. Someone took a photo of it for her, and then she, like, put some about crack. I don't know. Like, what are they sitting on? Where was I? The world will never know. Like, who knew of all the ass posts, RoxyPost?

This would be the one I'm trying to search for. Oh, it's so good. Alex. That's all. All right, good. So I'm going to ask you guys another question. If you want one last one, we got to get that. $40 in right now. Otherwise, this will be the last one, which means if this is the last one,

Brett and Winston, nope, Brett and Ben are in first and second place. Alex is in third place. Winston is in fourth place and Malcolm is in the last place, which makes sense because he's known as the least amount of time. So here is the question coming through. Oh, I got a good one. Okay. All right. All right, everyone. Okay. Hmm. Guys, a lot of pressure on this. All right. Okay. Who posted in 2013 on Instagram a picture of a woman's back and captioned it,

no one in the theater and she sits right in front of me. Why do people do this? Who posted in 2013? What platform? Do you have the platform? On Instagram. On Instagram, okay. Who posted in 2013 on Instagram

a picture of a woman's back and captioned it, no one in the theater, and she sits right in front of me, why do people do this? This could be literally everyone. This could be, this, no, because the show has to end.

This is going to determine who is the sex haveer. This is worth 10 points, right? Yo, I'm trying to be the sex haver. This is worth 10 points, right? Once a month, we'll have a new sex haver. But 15, 15 points for me. 10 points for Winston.

15 points for me. All right. Oh, yeah, you're showing your answer, dumbass. Okay. In five. No, no, no, no, repeat. Repeat, repeat. Repeat, repeat.

Repeat, repeat for the final question. Who posted in 2013, on Instagram, a picture of a woman's back, and captioned it, no one in the theater, and she sits right in front of me. Why do people do this? Okay, I'm good. I don't feel great about this, but... I don't either.

I think me and Brett are going to be tied after this. All right. Everybody has their final answers? Yeah. I'm starting with Alex on this one. I'm going to go with Christian. Seems like a Christian move. It's probably zoomed in.

from far away. I also went with Christian. That seems like the ultimate Schmo, like, why would you do that type shit? Ben? I went with Kate again. I feel like you would, you would, like,

you're picking different people because we haven't had any repeats yet. Okay, Brett. We haven't done Alex yet, right? That's... Okay, and Malcolm says, Roka, the answer, in fact,

is Christian. Oh, two Christians in a row. Sex haver! Yeah! No, unfortunately, you're still not the sex haver. Oh, what the fuck? Ben is the sex haver. And heavy is the fist that wears the sex haver. This is bullshit.

Ah, the sex haver! I cannot believe he is the woman's champion and the sex haver. does feel like he's got mutant ability. Hot tub stream coming at you, baby. This is the weirdest shit we've forgotten. The weirdest shit ever. I get the hell out of here before this ex gets had.

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