The Kristian Harloff Show - Introducing 'Baby, This Is Keke Palmer'

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

Keke Palmer has questions for days, about everything under the sun. From the existential to the inconsequential. From pop culture to pop science. From the meaning of life to the meaning of W.A.P. From life in outer space to "Where the eff is Tom from MySpace?" And everything in between. Because Baby, this is Keke Palmer, and she is here for All. Of. It. Each week, the multi-talented Keke is taking you on a journey down the rabbit hole on a topic that she cannot stop obsessing over. She'll also get deep with special guests, trying to answer the questions that keep us up at night. We are getting INTO IT. Listen to Baby, this is Keke Palmer Only on Amazon Music: www.amazon.com/BTIKP_us_pfd_AA_110122 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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These are the questions running through Kiki's mind and she's letting us in on it all. Because on Baby, this is Kiki Palmer, no topics off limits. Now I'm going to play you guys a clip from the show while you're listening. Make sure to follow the Amazon music exclusive podcast, Baby, this is Kiki Palmer, in the Amazon music app. Download the app today. I'm honest, I, y'all didn't ask me this, but I will definitely, you know, let this out. So I dated someone, and I found out that someone that they dated was on only fans. I wanted

to see what Mama was working with. That was my only time. So that's, you're emotionally self-cutting on only fans. I was like, how great is she? You know, like how, you know, how hard do I have to work at this moment in time? Okay, so you, so you're checking out the X? I was checking out the X. I was checking out the X. Okay, so now, what was that? Well, how did you think when you went to She was very sexy? It was a bad decision for me. Were you impressed? I was impressed. It was a bad decision for me. Did you learn anything? I didn't learn anything. You know what?

Because I didn't get the exclusive content, but I'm sure if I had did a little extra, I could have gotten exclusive. But she was very adorable. It was a sad day. That's when you do too much. Well, let that be a lesson to you to not chase after the ex because they are an ex for a reason.

Exactly, Mom. And it wasn't because of her body. Okay. Must have been her mind because she was hot. Which is it even worse. I know. Okay, so I'll tell you guys what I like about OnlyFans is, so first of all, when I went to Amsterdam,

Obviously, we all know this about Amsterdam, the Red Light District. And I don't know if I'm using the proper term, if they say sex workers or what anybody that does sexually explicit content or that's how they make their money, I always felt, dang, why is that such a difficult thing in America? Why is it so unsafe and so hard for people to be? If this is the kind of content, people want this kind of content. They really do. Why can't we have a system that supports them to be able to do it safely? So for me, I like it, you know, because Only Fans is like a very exclusive. of pimp and I really feel like

it's safe. I just feel like it's safe so I love that because that's something I always was always curious about. I ask a lot of questions about a lot of stuff. I'm like, well, if it's okay here, why isn't okay there? So I like Onlyfans for being able to create a safe way for these type of content creators to be able to do their content

and make their money directly where they don't have to cut it too much with a middleman and all this other stuff. So that's what I love. You were saying with Pornhub or any other porn site, I mean, that's the site that makes money and especially with the more amateur or the that that makes money. How does pornhood make money? I don't pay nothing.

I don't pay them nothing. It has to be free. I'm in free. I look for free porn. I know that's right, mom. I mean, like, free porn. I don't pay anything. Let me right click on this.

So this is a story she knows. This is not new. But this is when I first realized that my mom and I were alike and that my mom is a regular woman just like the rest of us that likes a little porn of it out there. My little brother, he comes up to me. He's like, I went on mom's computer. And I accidentally.

put the history and it said big black cox. Sharon will do. I like big butt, but, cox. I don't we can get the rights to that. Call legal. I'm like, Mom. You're allowed to sing. Really? Three lies.

So, Mom, what would you do if I became an only fan's creator? I mean, I'm not telling you what kind of content I would do, but how would you feel if I became my only fans? Kind of creator. Hey, Prime members. Listen to the Amazon Music Exclusive podcast, Baby, this is Kiki Palmer. in the Amazon Music app. Download the app today. Point Raise Farmstead Cheese is helping you celebrate life's big moments

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