The Kristian Harloff Show - Jonathan Majors dropped from various projects. Is Marvel next?
Episode Date: April 20, 2023Come see us LIVE in Burbank! April 28 http://www.thekristianharloff.com Jonathan Majors was having a tremendous career year with Creed 3 and the start of Kang in the cinematic universe for Marvel. Rec...ent allegations have sen the actor get dropped from various projects, his PR firm and management company. How will Marvel handle it? Will they recast? In other Marvel news, Adam Driver is closer to signing on to Reed Richards for Fantastic four. Good casting? Bad? Roxy returns with her TV picks. Roxy and Brett do this Big Thing together. #marvel #kang #MCU #jonathanmajors #fantasticfour THANK YOU TO CARBON HEALTH: http://www.carbonhealth.com GREEN CHEF: Go to http://GreenChef.com/thing60 to get 60% off plus free shipping." SUNDAY: Full-season plans start at just $109, and you can get 20% off when you visit GET http://www.getsunday.com/Bigthing EXPRESSVPN: Protect your online activity TODAY with the VPN rated #1 by Business Insider. Visit my exclusive link http://www.ExpressVPN.com/thing OUR MERCH STORE IS LIVE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-big-thing-kh-channel?ref_id=27393 FOLLOW KRISTIAN + FIND HIM ON CAMEO https://cameo.com/kristianharloff https://twitter.com/kristianharloff https://facebook.com/harloff https://instagram.com/kristianharloff AMAZON WISHLIST: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1KPH42T0TP0PG?ref=cm_sw_em_r_un_un_djbxgIW5ZQMMg SCHMOEDOWN ARCHIVE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheMovieTriviaSchmoedownArchives Ask Kristian questions for next time! https://facebook.com/harloff Become a Patreon of the Schmoedown: http://patreon.com/schmoedown OTHER GREAT CONTENT: REVIEWS https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJdE28YyUT368qY7sfE0nKE4c04CqGvu TV REVIEWS https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJdE28YyUT1LU-t2Z9AD5UJDiWW4pS_E STAR WARS SHOW https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJdE28YyUT0XmfpbblkF9PY7uO2qhbN6 THE BIG THING PODCAST https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJdE28YyUT3KAwbzDsv6mdR-gwUiydQg
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Is Adam Driver going to be our next Reed Richards? Is Jonathan Major going to be our Kang still?
We don't know. He's getting dropped from his publices, his manager, his management. So we'll see
what happens there. And should I have had three martinis and a tequila shot?
last night. Probably not. My head is freaking pounding. But you know what you guys should do? Go over to
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Also, we are on our road to 100,000 subscribers. And you know that that's a very serious road
because Brett's on Christian's back. So I feel like there's probably a metaphor in that. Okay, here we go.
Let's get into it. The big thing.
Perfect.
I thought that that's killing it.
What we were hoping for.
Oh, yeah.
Really good.
I'm not Christian Harloff,
and Brett Sheridan certainly isn't either,
but he is running the ones and twos right now.
Brett, you got to go to your camera, my dude.
You got to show you.
You've got to go on the wide.
But it says Harloff.
It doesn't say, Brett.
I think that this is going to be our best show yet.
I would say so.
Like, it's called the big thing, but it's really the best thing.
Yeah.
And we are ready for this job.
The thing about it is, you are learning how to engineer a whole show, like, right now as we are doing this.
I am learning how to function as a human being.
I wish you guys could have seen what happened before the show started.
It looked like this.
Brett.
Brett. Brett.
And me.
Brett.
Brett.
Brett.
Trying to get all the assets together.
Brett.
Talk to me, Brett.
Brett.
And Brett was like really trying to work.
And I was not.
I was trying to screw everything up.
There's a lot going on in the world.
But the biggest thing that's going on is that.
The big thing is your hango.
No, is our show.
Oh.
Not this show.
Our live show.
Oh, yes.
Good segue.
Yeah, I just wanted to let the people know.
If you love things like this, which essentially consists of me being hung over, but you'd rather
see me drunk.
Now, I don't think I'll be drunk at the show.
Maybe like one or two drinks during the show.
It might get, it might get, it could get rowdy.
Yeah, a little rowdy.
We're doing a live show.
It's on April 28th.
If you live in the L.A. area and you're not there, then you're fucking missing out.
It's the big thing live.
It's got Brett.
It's got me.
It's got Kate.
It's got stuff.
It's got Mike.
It's got Winston.
It's got Koi.
And, of course, the one and only Christian Harloff, who is not here right now for undisclosed reasons.
Yeah.
He's just, he bugged out on us.
You know what he said to me?
No.
He said, I'm not going to be at the show for a very good reason.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's the, you know where he is?
I do know.
Is it a very good reason?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
All I got was for a very good reason.
No, it's like, he's going to, I'm guessing it's a screening and somebody's going to be there.
I don't want to give away.
Okay.
But one of the, I think one of the stars is going to be at the screening.
That's fun.
Or it's just a thing that this star is going to be at.
A big thing.
Yeah.
It was a big thing that he was going to be.
Why would he not tell me what it was that?
You know, Christian isn't an enigma.
He's cagey.
Yeah, he's suss, as the kids say.
Yeah, he's very suss.
I think we were on air when we had that conversation.
Sometimes we talk on the phone and I don't know whether we're on air or not.
Oh, exactly.
Well, I know I'm going to be on the air when I get a phone call from him
because that's when he's messing around with doing a live stream and he's calling me.
Let's air some stuff out before Christian yells at us.
The thing that I want to air out is, how do you feel about the chipmunk voice?
I think it's fun because I've only seen it a couple times,
but are people getting annoyed with these...
I'm people.
You don't like it?
Why is he so...
Why is Chipmunk so vulgar?
Oh, well, I mean, that matches.
You know, you'd want a Chipmunk to be.
Chipmunk and Elmo should go back and forth, I think.
Yeah, this, I think this was...
I lined up, you know, getting this new one.
I sold some equipment that we had.
in order to get us this new one.
And I think people are both liking it.
And people are like, hey, could you get the old mixer back?
Because we've got, what do we got?
All these different, what's this one?
Yeah.
Can you do one for me?
It doesn't work like that.
No, I need to figure out how I can put it on the different.
Mikes.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, then maybe that's for next time that we take over the studio.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
So one of your guys's favorite things that we do at home is reveal everything
about my love life. And we haven't done Roxy's dating life in a minute. So I figured that I would
enlighten you guys all on the horrors that are my dating before we get into the real stories of the day.
Honestly, I'm actually excited to talk about the Adam Driver stuff. Less excited to talk about the
Jonathan Nader stuff, but we will. And Mod versus Mod, with Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie, all the
different stuff that we will get to. But most importantly, what's going on in my love life. So for those
of you guys who don't know, I think Christian outed me on the air about this. I'm not sure,
but I think he did. I got so badly ghosted. Did you know that? No. Yeah, Canada ghosted me.
It was fucking brutal, Brett. Like, we were dating for three months, and the last thing that he wrote
to me was like, babe, when are, like, an exciting announcement, when are you free? I can't wait
to celebrate. And I was like, amazing. Like, here's when I'm free. Let's celebrate. And then he
ghosted. I don't like that. I haven't heard from him in a month. In a month? Yeah, he ghosted. It's
an official ghosting. Yeah, it was brutal, especially because you guys know I really liked him.
So that fucking sucked. After a, this like, hey, when do we get to get? There was no argument.
There was no, this is a ghosting when things were going well. Yeah, he literally wrote,
Babe, I want to celebrate when he wrote. That is like so classic my generation. I don't even
know what to say about it.
Like, as I've told my girlfriend's this story, and I have, like, you can look at the
conversation.
Yeah.
It makes me feel insane because I'm like, wait, what?
We had gone on the best date.
And then, like, on that date, he was like, I want to go to Catalina.
Can we go this weekend?
Like, can I see you tomorrow?
Can all this stuff?
And then, like, babe, whatever.
And then gone.
I don't like that.
Just got.
Yeah, no, no shit.
I don't like it either.
So I took a month off of.
dating since then because it was just like what the hell and last night I went on a first date
I went on my first first date since him and I got smasheroned that's not a sexy euphemism I got very
tipsy um the date was fucking awesome awesome this guy is awesome I don't know what to make of it we'll see
what happens there I was very nervous for it and I almost didn't go but that's
I did.
Was that nervous drinking?
Was that kind of...
No, it was fun drinking.
Fun drinking, okay.
It was fun drinking.
Like, you know, it was hours.
The date was hours.
So it wasn't like chugging.
Yeah, yeah.
But, and we like went to three different...
It was a drink per spot.
Okay.
You know?
And it just, like, got wildly out of control in terms of the drinks.
Like, all of a sudden, last night I got home and I was like,
oh my God, I am drunk.
So what did I do?
I made up a weird fucking weird, weird, weird lie and texted Brett and said, that's you.
And I said, at 2 in the morning, I texted Brett and I said, I think my garage is broken.
I might need you to pick me up in the morning because my drunk self knew I don't think I can operate a vehicle tomorrow morning.
God, God.
So I wake up at 7.30 to a text from Brett that says,
what time do you need me to get you?
And I was like, why would Brett come get me?
Then you had to put it all together.
And then I scroll up.
And I was like, wow.
And then I wrote, I think my garage is working again.
I'll be okay.
I love it.
I love it.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, why wouldn't I just feel comfortable enough
with you saying,
yeah,
hey,
I'm tipsy.
Can you pick me up?
Instead,
my garage isn't working bread.
I'm completely on the way.
There's no,
there's no reason why I wouldn't stop by and get you.
And that,
yeah,
that's wonderful.
Yeah.
So that's my serial killer treat.
That's our show, folks.
That's my serial killer treat.
That's my love life update.
I'll keep you guys posted.
I guess we'll call this guy Martini for now
until we figure out his real.
So Canada ghosted, that fucking sucked.
I'm so with you guys out there, you single people.
It is so hard.
Dating is so effing hard in your 30s in Los Angeles.
But I'm sure everybody everywhere.
It's a nightmare.
At least I went on a good date last night.
That's good.
That's good.
I think that that's a chicken shit move right there.
Chicken shit.
I can't believe because we had to kind of, you know, you have to build up that thing.
make that phone call and say, I don't think this is working down or sit down with somebody,
but now we just ghost him.
It's confusing because I didn't see the writing on the wall at all.
Like, I know he has communication issues as we've talked about, as Christian does a whole bit.
But why did you text me, babe, I want to celebrate this event that just happened.
When are you free?
That's why did you text me that and then ghost me?
That's just super weird.
So I don't think, Brett, that there was a, like, this isn't working out moment for him.
think he just like, I don't know.
Yeah.
I really don't know.
But just call and say, I don't want to see you anymore.
Yeah, yeah.
For whatever reason.
So that I'm not sitting there wondering, like, why aren't you picking up?
Yeah.
Why aren't you responding?
Am I still dating you?
Like, I didn't see anybody else because he, like, he had had the whole, like,
we're exclusive talk with me.
And so I didn't, I wasn't talking to anybody else.
So, like, it took me a month until this week to be like,
It's okay to see somebody else rocks.
Like he hasn't said anything in a month.
So you can go on a date.
Like he literally hasn't responded to you in a month.
I think that that's a pretty clear sign.
Like, well, how long would you have waited until you were like, okay, I don't owe this person not seeing somebody else?
I, God, I've been out of this game for a long time.
I would, I would, God, I mean, a week maybe.
Nobody called me, you know?
Totally.
That's what I was like a week.
And then after a week, I was like, maybe he's just busy.
Yeah.
You give yourself all the excuses.
You're like, maybe he was a hard week at work.
That's a horrible thing to do to a person.
Horrible.
I'm sorry.
Cruel.
That is cruel.
Yeah.
All right.
That's me.
Oh.
This is just me.
Be better.
Yeah.
People.
Come on.
Yeah.
Brett, can you give him a speech right now if you were to call him?
What would you say?
Dear Canada.
No.
Dear Canada
This is, yeah, I don't know
This is something that I'd have to,
I feel like I'm going to deal with this with my daughter
And I don't know
Because immediately there's a rage
That fills inside of me because I don't, you know,
The call would not be nice.
It would be very, very angry.
Yeah, I don't know if I could do it right now.
I'm more, I gotta tell you, I'm, I'm hurt,
this. I'm hurt for you. No, that makes
really good on-air
fodder that you cannot do it.
I can't. I'm just like, it's
just, what a dick.
Yeah. Yeah.
You who isn't a dick, though?
Who? I know. It's going to lead
into a story. Yeah, who's not a dick?
Adam Driver? Adam Driver.
Yeah, Adam Driver's not a dick.
Well, we don't know that for sure,
but it doesn't seem that right. I can figure out how this
works. Okay. While you do that,
I'm going to let the people know that this
morning as we were as we were hung over and by we mean me i'm looking through twitter like just
making sure i know christian's not going to be here i'm like are there any other stories because
christian actually did a rundown for us for the show today that was nice i was very nice um am i going to
use it we'll see it's kind of like when alex used to put together rundowns and i'd be like i have a
game i want to play instead let's talk about my love life uh but i was like okay let me just make
sure nothing new popped up and i started to see
Adam Driver trending, Reed Richard trending.
And I was like, whoa, that's been a lot of people's dreamcasting for a while now.
So I don't think it's been confirmed that he is going to be the next Reed Richards.
But it has been reported on that he is in talks.
I saw one article saying he's in talks.
Another article saying he's been offered the role.
What do you think about this, Brett?
Thank you for finally pulling up the story.
No, it's still not there.
Do you what my thought process right now was?
Yes.
What?
In the tacking of this, I'm like, how do I go see if the news, like, I'm going to click over here.
Oh, look it.
It's ready to go.
I'm like, because I was scrolling through all the other ones and I thought that maybe it might be a different one.
You left me hanging in my time of need.
Because I'm like, how do I check?
Do you know anything about Fantastic Four?
Do you give a shit about Fantastic Four?
Do you love Adam Driver?
What are your thoughts on the story?
I love Adam Driver.
Let me go back to the.
wide here. I love Adam Driver.
Are you going to announce every time you change
cameras? Yeah, yeah. I think that's
the best way. You've got to work people
through this, especially on
Spotify, where we're video too, where they can
actually see it and hear it. It's
helpful for me to walk them through it.
Fantastic Four.
I didn't mind the one
that had, what was it?
Chickles is a name that
sounds familiar. Michael Chickles.
Michael Chickles.
The little chickles.
Oh, and
one of my favorites, the female one of them.
What's her name?
The female one of them, Sue?
Of the Sue's, yeah, who played her in that one?
Maybe you could help by looking things up so we can talk about this story.
No, no, I think we just do that.
But Alba, Jessica Alba, right?
She was in that one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I haven't seen the Fantastic Four movies since they came out
because there was the one with Michael B. Jordan
and Miles Teller.
Oh, and I didn't see that one.
I might have just made it up.
No, I'm sure it's one, but I only saw the old one.
So I...
Let's take a gammer.
Is Gammer or work?
Yeah, let's take a gammer, guys.
So I would say, yeah, I have...
Oh, my God, Christian.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
Oh, God.
I would like to think that if I wasn't hungover,
I would be able to poll this right now,
but I don't know.
if that's the case. You guys know I don't remember movies to save my life.
We're taking a gamer.
So Fantastic Four in 2015 starred Miles Teller as Reed Richards. Yeah, okay, I didn't make this
movie up. Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Sue Storm, and Jamie Bell. Oh yeah, I forgot that
he was in the movie. I really like him. And that was the Josh Trank one. Right. Okay. So
then previously, in 2005, we had the Fantastic Four
movies with Michael Chickles, as you pointed out, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans.
Chris Evans, yes.
Yeah.
And Ian Gruffat, which I didn't remember at all being Reed Richards.
I don't know if that's even how you say his name.
And that's where we're at.
That's where we're at.
So how do you feel about Adam Driver?
I feel that Adam Driver...
Do you think they're screaming at home?
Yeah, they are.
They're like, we're just talk about the topic!
Boy, oh boy, are we trying.
I'm going to tell you this.
I know that Christian told me what I should think about before.
What do you say?
He's like, you know, just talk about Havil Adam Driver was, you know, mostly he kind of plays evil characters and this is a good guy.
He's a good guy and how this is, you know.
I guess that Christian's base for Adam Driver obviously is Star Wars, right?
And there's other movies that I know he's seen him in, like, marriage story or like the, where I guess he's not playing the nicest guy in that either.
I grew with Adam Driver and Girls.
Like, that's my first point of connection with him.
So I always think of him as, like, the love interest, which is kind of weird because I know most people didn't watch that show.
And also he was really quirky on that show.
I think he is the best working actor today, and so he elevates everything he does.
Not only did he go to Juilliard, so obviously he's incredibly classically trained,
but he does indies, he does franchise movies.
Did that movie this year, 65, that people said he was amazing and I didn't check it out,
but it came out a couple months ago.
This man is like all over our screens right now.
I'm a little surprised if he is accepting this, that after going doing Star Wars,
that he wanted to do another massive franchise, like, you know, temp pull film because he does
seem like he wants to be in that indie world and signing on to be Reed Richards probably is going
to be, I would have to assume that they signed him to a minimum three picture deal just because
they don't want to what happened Fantastic Four previously to keep happening. Maybe he was like,
oh yeah, these indies don't pay as well. Maybe. I don't know that that's like, no, no, something
that when you mean like if you're making five million a movie versus 20 million a movie i don't know
if that's concerning to you but maybe i i think i think it's probably it just he thinks it's a
cool role and wants to do it i mean there's probably a point where you're like i don't want to do
big franchise oh wait what oh reed richards right well i mean that's a different story so i'm guessing
it's the role and maybe he maybe he loves the fantastic four and like christian said his
other main franchise movie he was evil as shit.
So this will be cool to see if he does accept this.
I don't know many actors who would turn down Reed Richards.
It's just like feels like his trajectory had been a little more indie.
But this would be really, really cool to see.
I know that a lot of people were hoping that it was going to be John Krasinski and Emily
Blunt.
That's right.
I wasn't particularly one of those, so I'm not heartbroken over that.
What do you think the chances are that this is actually happening?
Um, that's a good question.
That's a good question, Roxy, that I don't know.
Um, I think, uh, perhaps if we had the article up, we would see.
I pulled it up.
Let's, do you want to, do you want to read it?
Should I go to the thing again?
The G-Man?
Uh, no, this is, this is, uh, the comic book movie news.
Um, and I can go over here.
Oh, my God.
You have to scroll.
I was so ready for this.
All right, boom.
All right.
There's Reed Richards right there.
Look at him. Somebody made that up.
Made it up.
I think he might, he'd probably have shorter hair.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Do you want to start reading right there?
You really do.
Fantastic Four Adam Driver now rumored to be in final talks to play Reed Richards.
We have previously heard that Adam Driver was in the running to play Reed Richards in Marvel Studios' upcoming Fantastic Four reboot and a new rumor is claiming that he's now in final talks.
That's interesting that, like, how do these see?
things leak, right?
Final talks.
Who's pushing that out?
Do we finally have our first confirmed casting for Marvel Studios
Fantastic Four reboot?
Not quite, but an official announcement
might be just around the corner.
According to reliable insider, Daniel Richmond,
via Patreon.
Ooh, that was an exclusive.
Adam Driver, the Star Wars sequel, 65, House of Gucci.
They put 65 right in his credits.
Is in final talks to play Reed Richards,
a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic.
Brett, would you have known that Reed Richards is,
aka Mr. Fantastic?
I've heard that before, but I wouldn't have
like I had that off the top of my head.
Good, good. This isn't the first time we've heard
driver's name in connection with the role,
as he's previously been rumored to be in contention
along with other actors,
and more recently was said to be a frontrunner.
There's some talks of him being in line to play Dr. Doom.
So I had heard about that, too.
I think that goes to what Christian was kind of mentioning to you,
that people don't really want to see him
as the big bad right now
because we just kind of did that.
Yeah, that's what I got for you.
That's pretty much.
I'd say that's the story.
I would say we nailed it, Brett.
I would say we did too, and I'm going to go.
I don't know.
Can you move the screen up a little bit, please?
Because you don't.
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How are you doing, Brett?
I want somebody to stumble on that hasn't seen...
I sat in a live show with Christian the other day,
and somebody was like,
boy, the schmose has really fallen off, and that's going to happen.
Somebody's going to have this be their first.
They haven't heard what Christian's been doing in a while.
They're going to come into this, and they're going to go, what has happened to this show?
Brett, let's welcome them.
Which camera's the wide?
Wides over there.
All right.
Hello, newcomers and old comers alike.
We are so grateful for all of you.
That's actually true.
Here's what's also true.
Christian Harloff is the host of this show.
He's absent today.
And we are doing our very best.
Yes.
I just want to let them know.
Yeah.
You know?
This is our best.
We're having fun, though.
I mean, I can tell you what, I'm not.
You know what we didn't do?
Ghost them.
We didn't ghost them.
No.
We didn't.
And we are talking about things that happened in the news.
Yeah.
Like that's part of the job.
Speaking of that being part of the job, C, transition gold.
Yeah, let's check that out.
This one.
talk about Jonathan Majors. Yeah, we have to. I know. The thing about this is that it's not really
ours at this current time to speculate what happened here. You know, that's not really the show. And it's
not really what you and I feel like doing because that sounds like a disaster. But it is relevant
to nerddom. You know, he is supposed to be the next phase, big bad. We've already seen him in
Loki. We've already seen him in Ant Man in the Wasp, Quantumanium. And we, people have been really
excited to see him as Kang in the future because there was like 50 different versions of him.
Now there were allegations of assault and it seemed like very quickly his representation were like
these are absolutely false and we will be fighting this and then this week he was dropped by his
publicist and manager our management team and those are obviously not great signs in terms of
the people in your corner very likely not believe it.
your innocence at least because otherwise why would they drop him now again that's speculation
that that's why they dropped him but that would be my assumption and it and he's been arrested and
he's going to be this is going to be an ongoing issue in the same way that it was with johnny dep
in his trial and the same way that it is with ezra miller and their trial and now with jonathan
major so the question being number one specifically in this situation how
do you want to see them handle it in terms of Marvel?
Like, do you think that they should, that he will be dropped?
Do you think that they should recast?
Do you think that they should wait till all the smoke is clear?
Or in general, what do you think we should do as a society when things like this keep coming up?
I think it's tough when it's this kind of an accusation to even talk.
about like what's going to happen in movies and things like this.
Right, of course, not the biggest.
Yeah, yeah.
And I, but it is the space we live in is that like, oh, yeah, people go, well, what are
they going to do about this?
What are they going to do about this?
I just, it's not looking good.
I mean, that's, from the time that they dropped the little text exchange with his
girlfriend, right?
It was his girlfriend or wife, girlfriend.
I know that there was like a lot of,
lot of places reported girlfriend and then a lot of publications were like well or whatever that
means to him yeah yeah girl that he was seeing dating who knows yeah that didn't look good i i i think
but that came from his team yeah yeah which was wild yeah they're like oh here this'll this'll
this will clear things up and it was like somebody kind of tap dancing and yeah around the subject
but like don't worry we'll make this we'll make this better it seemed very um yeah it's it's rough
I, uh...
But you're Marvel.
I'm Brett Sheridan and you all of a sudden are...
Yeah, I've got to deal with this.
You're foggy or whoever's making this decision.
You're the team. You're in the room.
What do you do?
I think they got a, they got to redirect now.
Now?
Yeah, yeah.
Before any conclusions?
Yeah. I mean, it's kind of the way things are and there's pretty...
We have to assume they're running an internal investigation right now,
they probably are more aware of certain situations.
Especially with all the drop, like you said,
with having the,
the everybody going,
no, no, we're, we stand behind him and then suddenly going like,
nope, gone.
So they must know something.
And somebody knows something.
And I think that, yeah, it's probably,
they're,
they're marvel scrambling right now to figure out
what direction to go with it.
And if you are thinking that they should go in a different direction,
are you thinking that they should go in a different direction?
should get rid of the character,
or are you thinking they should replace the actor?
I'm pretty...
Did you see Ant Man in the Lost of Quantumania?
I didn't, but I must...
With all this whole different timelines and things like that,
can't they just, the character can remain and become different, right?
I suppose they would have to do something like that,
but we saw him in the multiverse.
Throughout the multiverse, he looks like Jonathan Majors.
Like we saw 80 of him.
He's actually the only character that we've seen so many of him.
So it wasn't like the,
it wasn't like the Loki thing where the Loki variants look all different.
He's,
he's variance,
but as himself is that.
So,
maybe you watch this film.
The, it's a great question.
And honestly,
I've always been more of a DC girl than Marvel.
But the thing about Marvel that kind of confused me sometimes is the difference.
There's variance.
There's, um,
different timelines.
There's and then there's
scrolls which is like
shapeshifters and they're like so there's so many
different can look the same but are different people.
Yeah.
I think that what Kang is is like he looks like him
throughout all of the universes and times.
But there was I if I remember correctly at the end of
Ant Man in the Lost of Quantumania
there's one of him that looked different.
Like, I feel like maybe like a lizard or something.
There was some kind of varying degree or like had some kind of difference to him.
So, but no, not like Loki where there was like Lady Loki and then there was Alligator.
Aligator Loki.
Although maybe that's what I'm thinking about with the lizard situation.
But I think he looked like him mostly just like blonde him, brunette and things like that.
So either they're going to have to keep the character, which I think they have to.
to do because he's so they've set up like a whole future with him and recast him and kind of do what you just said to explain like he just looks different there's good or they don't explain at all and they just recast or they don't recast because that's what warner brothers decided to do with ezra miller yeah oh i mean when as from with the announcement that they were not even announcement i guess lack of announcement that warner brothers was keeping azra miller as flash the as
was on trial for
for up to 26
years in prison.
Like that's not, that's no joke,
you know, that was for the rob,
the burglary after
the two charges of assault
when they
threw the chair at somebody
and gashed her head open.
But the,
and the alleged grooming.
So they're not the
same accusations as
Jonathan Majors, but
very severe accusations.
And Warner Brothers has just said,
essentially, we don't go fuck.
Yeah.
This movie is great.
And James Gum was like,
the Flash is amazing.
You guys are going to love it.
And honestly, I bet it effing is.
Is there a world in which you see Marvel,
even if Jonathan Majors is the accusations
are found to be true?
Is there a world in which they keep him?
Now that you've said all that,
there probably is
I mean
but I guess
okay no I guess the difference is
with this though
um is that
that that was shot
that's in the can that that that's
you know coming out
I think
I don't know if moving forward
they're they're going to keep
Ezra Miller do you do you think they'll keep
moving forward or do you think it's going to do
uh you know it's a great question
prior to it being shot
there was the
Ezra Miller chokeslamming that
that woman, I think in Iceland.
And they just brushed that the fuck under the rug.
The major accusations didn't come till later.
But similar to Jonathan Majors,
Ezra had already been The Flash in other movies.
Jonathan Majors has already bit,
you know, it's not like this was just a casting announcement.
That the future movies might not be in the can,
but partially, you know, this has already been done.
I don't see Marvel keeping him.
I do kind of see Warner Brothers keeping Ezra.
A lot of people online are obviously talking about,
is that because one of them is white and one of them is black
and how society deals with people?
I don't know that that's mine to say
that that's why Warner Brothers or Disney is making a decision.
But I do think it is very strange that Ezra still has a job
and it puts Marvel in a very, very uncomfortable position with Jonathan Majors.
The whole thing is just all these, you know, both of them, yeah, I'm just baffled by
by what, you know, what these companies are dealing with and that certain things have happened
like that they go, oh no, the movie's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so good.
We can't.
We can't, you know.
Remember when all the Kevin Spacey stuff came out and all the money in the world,
like filmed Christopher Plummer in 12 days or some shit.
Like that has a way smaller budget.
You can replace anybody.
Yeah.
You can replace anybody in anything if you would like to.
Was it in TIG?
And TIG and the, the, the, the, yeah.
Yes, the, um, uh, zombie apocalypse.
Yeah.
Whatever that, right?
Christian said something about going to see something of evil dead, but it was not
evil dead.
It's something, army of the dead.
Yes.
Army of the dead.
Yeah.
That's what it was called.
Yeah, I mean, people get replaced all the time.
Yeah.
Like, not all the time, but studios have figured out a way to do it.
I guess we'll just kind of have to see what they do here.
It's not, I don't envy the position of the people making decisions.
And I do think that what James Gunn said holds true when he was like, I don't,
the people who work for me don't represent me.
Like, that doesn't speak.
Exactly.
That's not who I am.
other decisions that adults make.
That's not,
but we can hold the executives accountable, though.
And it's like I don't want to see people
who are awful on the screen all the time.
But the same thing's happening right now.
I don't know if you've saw all the controversy
with the show Beef.
No, I wasn't, I started watching Beef last night.
So the guy in Beef, one of the guys,
I think the actor's name is David Cho.
from Walking Dead?
No.
That's Stephen Yun.
Cho.
Oh, his character's last name is Cho.
In the show?
Yeah.
This guy is the one who is his cousin.
Oh, okay.
So I think that they resurfaced footage of him making maybe a joke, maybe not a joke, about raping women.
And he said something, I don't want to misquote it, so just know that this isn't the exact quote,
but it was something like, I can't get off unless I know they don't want it or something like,
like something like that on a podcast.
And that resurfaced.
And people are like asking, Twitter is saying like boycott beef, boycott beef, because this guy,
this supporting character is in this.
And it does, you know, I watched the show.
I loved the show.
I watched it before any of this came out.
Then I started seeing all the stuff.
And I was like, wow, we are living in a very interesting time where if you're an executive,
you've kind of effed, like in terms of these decisions that you have to make because
you either fire people too soon like you did with James Gunn or you fire people too late,
like possibly you're doing with Ezra Miller.
If you're a consumer, we're asking a lot of each other to know all of the actors in the show's
that you're watching and know what their history is.
And to only want to watch people who are good and newsflash,
most of the people we listen to, musicians.
Yeah.
Most of the people that we watch, actors, a lot of them are horrible people.
There's just varying degrees of that.
So anyway, I think it's a complicated issue,
and it's going to continue to be a complicated issue for many, many years to come right now.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, the company you keep, I guess.
It's just, you know, surround yourself.
with good people and, you know, or maybe not anymore.
Or not.
You know, maybe you don't have to.
Or not and see how it goes.
Yeah, see how it goes.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Boy, that was a heavy discussion.
That was a, that's, that's some heavy stuff.
And I guess, let's get it off.
The only thing I can say is that I guess I'm glad that these things aren't getting
swept under the rug like an old Hollywood and stuff like that where just, I mean,
If you go back and you look at all the crazy shit that happened back then,
that just kind of just, we heard about it years and years after these people died.
And, you know, like, I think it's, yeah, be good out there, people.
And don't do shady shit.
At the end of the day, I think all of us want to see people who are good be more successful
than people who are evil.
It just sometimes doesn't work like that.
And it is, yeah, you're right.
I didn't, it's not a heavy discussion in terms of, I don't think.
you and I even know how we feel about it. Like I don't know the answers to any of it. It's just
like what do we think that the studios are going to do. I don't know what I would do and I don't
know what the right answer is. I really don't. I do know that there is a movie that I really want
to see, Mod versus Mod. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, let's check it out. I'm pretty excited because
I think that this is a like bomb.com dynamic of Hallie Berry and Angelina Jolie. And
they're going to be opposite each other in a movie.
It looks freaking awesome, though.
I think it's like they called it almost like a Mr. and Mrs. Smith kind of fight back and forth.
And these are two badass chicas that I would love to see.
Let's see from our G-Man, Dark Horizons.
Warner Brothers Pictures has won a multi-studio bidding war for Mod versus Mod.
Mod v. Mod, a new action thriller that has Angelina Jolie and Halliberry.
both attached to star in it.
Story details are under wraps,
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Bond v. Born is such a great way to describe something.
That would be so sick.
Style action.
Thriller likely to see two spies with different styles,
backgrounds, and methods who end up taking each other on.
Barry and Jolie have both been around
and well-known names and movies since the 90s,
but they've never worked together prior to this.
That is so cool.
When you think about the biggest stars of our lifetime, I would say that these two are maybe the two biggest female stars of our life.
Like they're both just such like in the surviving A-list celebrity era.
They're both A-list celebrities.
Yeah, I think there's always the discussion of are there stars who put butts in the seed anymore?
and I think that these two women do.
Yeah.
I mean, these are big and to be in the same film
and have never worked together.
And it sounds freaking awesome.
Yeah, you hear their names and you're like,
I'm going to that.
Yeah, yeah.
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I have a question for you about mod v.
mod.
I've never understood this.
When is it V? When is it verse? When is it versus?
I think that's personal preference.
Seriously? Yeah, yeah. Because V is versus.
What's verse versus versus versus?
Verse versus. That's a great name for a film.
But what is it?
What's the name Steve verse?
Oh, you mean the term versus versus versus?
Yes. What's the difference between verse and verses?
Oh.
Like is it Maud?
when you're saying the title,
when you see the letter V,
mod, how do you say that?
That would be mod versus mod.
That's what you would say,
or would you say mod v.
Well, I mean, if I were hip and young,
I would see V, but I think it means versus.
I don't think verse.
My son says like, oh, I versed this person
when he was younger.
Like we were playing a game and I versed him.
But I don't, I don't, I think it's versus.
Well, you've really just, just, just, right?
Yeah.
As I was reading it, I was like, mod verse, mod.
Well, verse on a song.
Well, yeah, that makes sense.
But verse.
Verse.
Verse chorus, verse.
Verses.
I think it's versus.
Final answer.
And so V and verses are the same thing.
Yes.
And so you would say mod versus mod.
Mod versus mod.
I wouldn't say verse.
You think both these women are named mod?
I would think.
So there's some kind of mix up at the beginning and one of the people gets the other person's mail?
Oh, yeah.
They get, there's a mix up and they get their, they get the assignments.
The assassin assignment, yeah.
Or are they, but then their assignment is to kill themselves because they're mixed up and then they have to.
It just says mod on there.
Yeah.
And they open it up and it's like, I'm supposed to kill myself and the other one.
The movie pretty much writes itself.
Yeah.
I mean, we figured it out in two seconds.
It's like if Jason Bourne got a dossier thing that said like kill Jason Bourne,
and it was supposed to go to one of the other ones.
You want to know why we were able to do that?
Why?
Because we watch so many things.
We watch TV with Roxy, TV with Roxy.
Yeah, can you write me a theme song or what?
I think of, hey, I'm going to put that out to the fans here.
Roxy definitely needs.
You guys are so good with writing songs.
Write Roxy please a TV segment because I really like to intro that.
And I do like what I asked Christian to do for this one.
I like to see you while you're doing like seeing a little corner.
We used to have that little cut out, right?
The little overlay.
Yeah, that looked like a TV and it was sick.
I don't know what he did with it.
Marvelous Miss Amazel.
This show came back and I am obsessed with this show.
It is one of the best comedies that is on air.
It is so funny and clever.
And I'm shocked anytime that none of you guys watch this because it's about stand-up comedians.
And that's not the full of it, but like it's, this is a really, really funny show.
Rachel Brosnahan does an amazing job holding down, like, the nucleus of this show.
But it also touches on some, like, very real and kind of taboo topics of the time because
is 60 years ago.
Wow, isn't it crazy when you talk about that time?
Anything now?
Because I think that we're in 2000, but we're in 2000, 23.
Because when we were younger, it was like 30 years, and now it's, yeah.
A really long time ago.
This show's so good.
I love it.
I just haven't started this season.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You do love the show.
Oh, I do.
There was a point.
It just came back, and I think I had, I watched all the episodes that were out.
It might have been two or three that they dropped.
The last season kind of.
Meandered.
Yeah.
And I felt like I was like I wasn't invested because I think, well, she wasn't struggling as much, I think.
But then there became some more struggle.
Yeah, I agree with you.
I do think the last season kind of wandered a little bit.
But this season so far has brought it back.
Very good.
Hi, I'm Dave.
I'm little Dickie.
Hi, I'm Dave.
Another great show.
I talked to you guys about this last week.
But then there was this episode that I watched with Killer Mike and Usher.
And like, I don't understand.
how the show does what it does.
It is so...
You don't watch this one?
I don't.
We started it.
Fuck, man.
I liked it.
This show is so cringe.
It's the best.
Like, you watch it like this.
And it's just self-aware.
Like, Lil Dickie,
he knows that some people don't know him.
And, like, he writes about his weird-ass fandom and his little curved dick.
And, like, all the things that he says, I'm like,
this guy has no shame.
And he puts it all out there.
And I just think that because of that, the show is laugh out loud funny.
Not chuckle to yourself.
Like, ah, ha, ha, laugh out loud.
I enjoyed it when I started.
I don't know why we didn't go back to it.
Wow, you really fucked it up.
I did.
I did.
That's antisemitic of you to not watch.
That's two.
I watch Maisel.
Listen, I'm not anti-Semezer.
I watch Mrs. Maisel.
That's the new I have a friend who.
Um, okay, succession is on my list every week and I'm not going to not put it on my list until this show is done because this final season is amazing.
Uh, two episodes ago was wild.
And then the follow up was wild.
Uh, slight spoilers on this, but not full spoilers.
I feel for Shiv.
Like, I, I feel for Shiv.
And I can't believe this show has made me feel for anybody because they all are so evil and awful.
And in this past week, I was like, oh, God, Shiv just get the fucking short end of the stick.
God.
Amazing show.
Best writing, best performances.
This show should win all of the Emmys this year.
And I think it will.
Boom.
Barry came back.
Barry last season.
So this show is always nominated for Best Comedy, which just, it's not a comedy anymore.
It is straight up a drama, but it's great drama.
And this last season got.
so dark and then this season is
I'm gonna say even more dark
like have you ever caught Barry?
I don't know why I don't watch this
because I absolutely love him and I
Bill Hader? Yeah.
It is
Henry Winkler and Bill Hater
that's who
is that please? Yeah
Cousnaw and all that
blah blah blah is that
Henry Winkler from
Rest DeVille
is Rob Blah Blah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, I loved that show, Rested Delumman.
This show is so fucking good.
But it is dark and twisted, and this season we're dealing with a lot of prison stuff,
and it is just like, I don't know where the show is going to go.
I don't know how they're going to, what bow they're going to put on this.
The relationship between him and his blonde girl, his ex, but not his ex, whatever you want to call her,
is, like, so toxic and twisted.
and I don't know what the show wants me to be thinking or rooting for,
but I'm so happy it's back.
And I know a lot of people fell off last season.
I think this season started really strong,
as long as you're okay with the fact that it's no longer a comedy.
I forgot to ask on the other ones, but what's this on?
What's this?
I want to say that.
Good thing I do.
I want to say Barry's HBO Max, but I actually don't know that.
You know, on my Apple TV, it just populates all the shit that I watch.
So I click on it.
I never really open any of my apps anymore.
Are these half hour hour?
Barry is shorter, but it also does that thing where it doesn't have like a set time sometimes.
I think sometimes it's like 41 minutes or some shit like that.
But it's supposed to be a half hour show.
Check it out, people on HBO Mac, baby.
You could help me by looking it up because I'm doing literally all of the work talking about it.
And our final.
This has been fun, Rox.
I'm sorry that you're in misery, but I think we had a good time.
No, I'm good.
Love is blind.
Did you ever happen with this?
Well, all I know, I brought this picture up because I saw somebody doing on TikTok, like, goofing on her.
They had like just a paper towel strip over their shoulders.
It is so weird.
Gosh, people don't like Nick and Vanessa Lechay as the host of this.
I love them.
They're wildly opinionated.
It's not like watching other shows where the host just kind of, like, they're opinionated about the people.
Yeah.
So I think they're entertaining.
No, what happened was Brett that, um,
They were supposed to do this live on,
they were supposed to go live Sunday at like 6 p.m.
Netflix was going to do a live stream of this.
And they just couldn't figure it the fuck out.
So people sat there waiting and waiting and waiting.
And finally after four hours,
they were like,
we can't figure this out.
We're going to drop it tomorrow at noon.
And so they just, like the start of the show is Vanessa LaSha being like,
hey everyone, obviously we're not live.
We have literally been sitting here for hours.
We couldn't figure it out.
are bad
so we're just
doing it taped
it was like
that's wild
like you're Netflix
yeah
you figured out
how to bring us live
today
kind of
that being said
I watched the reunion
I think it was like
an hour and a half
this is on Netflix
and it was
informative
I do feel like
the three couples
that are couples
seem like
they're actually
going to make it work
and everybody else
there's a villain
Irina
I think she's still
the fucking
villain. I kind of felt bad for Micah, even though she was a little bit of a villain
the season two. In general, the show is so much fun. And if you like love shows, dating shows,
it's the best one on TV. And that's your TV picks for the week. TV picks. TV picks.
Yeah, I don't know if I'll do the love as blind. Change the camera bit. I don't know if I'll do it.
I don't know if I'll do it. Let's do the wide shot. I don't know if I'll do that. I don't know.
Something about those. Doesn't sound like you're going to take any of my suggestions.
Oh, no, no. Barry is one I definitely want to.
check out little dicky i should revisit
this is called dave
dave little dicky
hi i'm dave
little dicky hi i'm dave did you know him
before the show um i did see him
when i don't know if it was before the show but i've seen him do
like he's he's an insanely good uh freestyleer right
i saw him on some radio shows and stuff like that so yeah
but i didn't know him other than that
hmm so yes you knew him so i knew him but i don't know if that was
i'd be like saying i don't know how long the show's been on i didn't like
I didn't know him other than I know him.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like I didn't know if the show would start.
Yeah, you don't know if it was before after I totally get you.
But I mean, yeah, I enjoyed his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, is rapping, if you will.
Hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he wraps.
Yeah.
Mostly his little penis.
A little penis.
If you had a loewin, would you wrap about it?
I'd say that you got to, you know, go with what you know, you know.
Right about what you know.
And if you got a little peen, then you got a little peen.
then you got to do it.
It's probably,
how little can it be?
I think we've made big ones
be the norm,
but the little ones,
the,
justice for little penis?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, isn't the average
like five to six inches?
Yeah.
Yeah, so I think, yeah,
and from what I've heard,
and I don't know if it's just
women trying to make you feel better,
but the monster ones are not really quite enjoyable.
I would say that's true.
Yeah.
I would say that's true.
Different for different people,
Strokes for different folks, which is an expression that I truly believe comes from sex.
Yeah, it definitely does.
Yeah.
And different strokes, the television show.
No.
No, it doesn't.
No, it just comes from the motion of the ocean, the stroke of your joke.
Do you want to know what?
Can I tell you with the opening line?
Oh, my God, you're going to die about this.
Now I've just gone so off the rails.
Yeah.
This will be the final thing I do in the show.
I'm just announcing that so everybody can be excited to get rid of us.
I actually think we killed it today, Brett.
This is what I wrote to the guy that I went on the date with.
This is the first, this is our text message, okay?
This is, I'm not kidding, this is what I wrote to him.
I'm just got to, I got to scroll to find this because of what we just said.
So he wrote to me, okay, he said,
So on that we met on Hinge, you only have your first name.
And I don't have what I do.
So I don't have my, nobody like knows who I am.
Okay.
He only had his first name.
He has a very unique first name.
So I typed it in and was able to find him.
So I knew who he was.
He asked me how I knew.
and I wrote to him how I knew.
And so he wrote,
I reverse engineered the logic
and figured there wouldn't be too many
Roxies either. So I looked you up
and so I looked up
Roxy and you popped up number one.
You are so Boston.
And I said to my core
and he said, I love
your voice, crying laughing emoji.
Okay? Crying laughing emoji.
So I said,
then why are you crying laughing?
And he said,
it's a compliment Roxy take it
geez and then I said
it's like the difference between
I love your dick
crying laughing emoji
and I love your dick
melting emoji like one of them
would make you be like
this person I had never met before
like the crying laughing makes you think
somebody's telling a joke yeah exactly
like they're not being real with you
and then he wrote back
all capitals ha ha ha ha ha ha
so I knew it was going to be okay
But I was like, after I wrote that, I was like, that was such an inappropriate thing to say to somebody that I have not met yet.
But like, I don't know what to make of.
I love your voice, crying, laughing.
Everybody knows I've got a really fucking distinct voice.
And like, it is my voice.
There's nothing I can fucking do about it.
So I was like, is I going to bother you or not?
Do you actually like my voice?
Like, wouldn't you hate, I love your dick, crying, laughing?
It was wrong.
The emoji was complete.
I mean, I love your voice, you know, eyes with the hearts.
Yeah, something like that.
Anything.
Yeah.
Come on, people.
We're just two old hags talking about which emojis to use.
Well, if you want more of this, and I probably won't be engineering it, come to the live show.
We've got to sell this thing out.
Yeah, so the first part stand up.
Yes.
So that you know, people are going to nail.
and not to steal his joke,
but I was talking with Winston yesterday,
and he was like, because you know he broke his leg.
Yeah.
He's like, for me, it's sit down, which I hope he uses.
And it is super sit down.
It's not stand up, it's sit down.
Kid can't stand right now.
That's going to be interesting.
Yeah, but he's going to make his way to the stage,
however long it takes.
But for us, we're going to do this.
Yeah.
And we're going to talk about.
And we're going to kind of be swapping out and stuff.
Yeah, it's going to be a really cool show.
Thechristianharloff.com.
Do not go to the flapper's website.
It says that it's sold out.
It is not.
No.
But I heard that this morning Christian texted that 80 of the tickets are now gone.
So this shit's filling up.
And if you want us to do more, please, please, please go get your tickets.
Because the only way we can keep doing these, if we sell these out or at least sell a little bit more, I think.
Yeah.
And we want to do more of these.
They're fun.
Everybody keeps being like, go on tour, go on tour.
It's like, let's first see if we can sell out a rack yard.
Yeah.
Like, we, because we got it.
Otherwise, we ficked.
Yeah.
So come support us.
It's going to be really fun time.
It's a Friday night.
What the fuck are you doing anyway?
Yeah.
Nobody does anything on Friday.
On that note, Christian, I hope we made you proud today.
I have a feeling we did not.
Thank you guys so much for joining the show.
Brett, thank you for figuring out how to engineer on the fly.
And thank you to the ad bill.
I'm about to take to try to kick this hangover.
We'll see you next time for the big thing.
Thank you.
