The Kristian Harloff Show - Leaks Caused Zelda Series Cancellation - SEN LIVE #315

Episode Date: February 4, 2021

On today's how Kristian Harloff hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Kate Mulligan, Brett Sheridan, and Ryan Nilsen to talk about the new Coming to America 2 trailer, the fact that there are TWO Buck Rodgers projects in the works, the Game of Thrones composer is returning for the prequel series, and LOTR is IMAX?! Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What are you got? What's happening? Well, I'll let you know. One and only engineer of the house. Ryan is in it. What up, y'all? It is a, no snow today. No inches, no length, nothing.

Got to rest last night. Had to had a great, great night's sleep. I'm happy to hear it. He's plowing down anyone in his path. Alex Marzonia is in the house. You're muted. He's muted. Oh, hello, everybody.

I'm back from Sundance, where there was no snow. No snow. You're in virtual Sundance. Virtual Sundance. Well, who knows if that's actual white pain or you just had a lot of time on your hands and sprayed the wall right now? Fred Sheridan is here.

Hey, somebody got a new car yesterday. Oh. Pete? Oh. Very nice. Three bucks in the scratching den aisle at Ralph's. These babies go for 20 online. Nice.

Look at you. Winning. Nice job, girlfriend. All right. And right next to him is the manager of the den. She is Kate Mulligan. Hello, Kate. How are you?

Oh, hello. Hi. How's it going to say Margaret Thatcher? Yeah. It's really good. It was so much better that you didn't have the music. Oh, was it? No, Christian.

Was it? 100%. I mean, for the bit. I've looked back and I am horrified. Oh, it's amazing. Well, you'll forget about it like she did. Yeah, so if anybody, apparently a lot of people have been. Every day, Brett and I go on to stereo, which I'll tell you guys about a little bit.

If you haven't gone on to stereo.com slash Christian Harlow, you should. Because every day after this show, 12 o'clock, PM, Brett and I have been doing a show. And I was like, okay, a couple people show up. More and more people are showing up to this thing every day. And we are not only getting people from this audience, we're finding people from all over the place who promptly ask, What is this show? Like, and it is my, we had so many phenomenal comments yesterday. Kate, you would have been so excited.

There was one, there were two great ones. One of them was, man, obnoxious white people. Well, that one we liked a lot. But the other one that we got that I thought was just incredible. This guy goes, man, you guys are boring as hell, but you're interesting. We're like, what? He's like, he's like, you guys, this boring. He's, I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about.

the topics or but there's something about you guys really interesting so I'm keep listening man and I'm like does that does that work in a sentence because it's like or boring but yet we're still interesting so isn't that the opposite but either way I thought it was incredible and Brett and I've been having a really fun time

I love the toilet flush that was my favorite oh that was a good one too the toilet flush there was a couple fart noises the only problem was that I thought there was one person who was in our audience like if there was you know I had to I banned a few people but but I I want to make sure that I don't ban some of our audience.

You're going to make sure that you're saying things. But the other thing that I've been noticing is that people have been, have you seen these, these flouse bombs that have been happening all over stereo? They're done so well and they're done so respectfully that I love them. I have to find some. They're in the, they're in the S-E-N Facebook group.

And we don't need to share the video. It's just the audio that I need to be able to play. But it's really funny what the audience has been doing. I will scroll through and find it eventually. But man. Quick, Christian, the funny thing is that we'll sit there and we'll think, we don't know if people are trolling us or if they're fans, because if somebody farts into a microphone, then you go like, oh, that's us, but they could be going, how I got those guys. And they just don't realize they just, they just contributed to the bit. So let me, let me see, there's one.

This is, this is the first one. This was on, and Jeff Ross is one my favorite comedians of all time, right? This was on his show. Hold on. That's the one where he goes, brings people to jail. Wait, hold on. Sorry, here this. Make sure you share your audio. No, no, no, I got. Larry, he was old too. But all right, here we go.

Have you heard of the legend of Zafirtenfavs? No. The furtunful? No. That was that one. I got to find the one, though, yesterday that they posted. And it's Jeff. Oh, this is it.

So Jeff Ross had on a Joe Biden, like, and the guy's great. And Jeff Ross is, again, I don't know if I, if I have more of a fan than anyone i'm the biggest fan of jeff ross i love him known him for i mean watching him for years so this is this is one that came in when he was talking to the joe biden impersonator president byden i had a very important question so obviously the rise of white supremacy and nationalism in america is a major major issue um but we're also seeing threats uh not only just uh domestic but also foreign um there's a a figure in germany names of flurton flouse he gathering folks now very dangerous

ideas. Have you heard of this threat? And what are you doing to be prepared to do to stops of flirting flouse? No. My team just did a quick Google of who the fuck is of flirting flouse is

and you know my team has told me in my airpiece this guy's trying to you get a free promo on here. There's a flirting flouse. I think he's talking about a real guy.

I think he's talking about a real guy. No, no. He's a flirting flouts. That's music videos on fucking YouTube. It's so good. Broke the Biden guy. He wasn't even going to go with it. Oh.

It has a million during this conversation. Honestly, this is a great conversation because it's been bugging me for a while how social media platforms allow people from all ages, not just kids, to just go crazy, go wild. And it's honestly absurd. Like, I was on TikTok the other day. I saw this guy as a flirting flouse over in Germany. I don't know if you heard of him. He's singing in people's faces going up to him, singing in their face, wiggling his ass around. It's honestly absurd. And something needs to be done about it. Hey, it's all of the challenges. And that's crazy. Who

make up these challenges? So good. Hold on, there's another one. There's so many of them. They're so funny, but like. Brett, did you know about this? Richard told me I haven't heard any of these again. I heard the word Jeff Ross.

Yeah, he was. Hey. No, what up? You're like to get filled real quick. Sometimes I like to manifest some real smooth, good times while rocking out to that German, superstar Zipfiel

in peace Okay Okay Rock out Rock out Manifest Hey son You should

Follow my boyfriend Louis All his platforms and your Capone Reds That's so good Who is Who was that on?

That was on A lot of these are different ones I don't know I mean They're all in this In the Facebook There are only two

From Ross's the other one Unless is the last one So You have to do something out You know, what pisses me off is when I talk to people about my favorite musician, Zeplurten flus, and people don't know who the hell he is. I'm like, come home with the biggest rock star in all of Germany. Everyone should know Zeplurten Flues.

I don't know. Oh, my God. I'm telling you, it's so good. It's so good. I mean, and that's why that's what I love about it. because I don't want people to just start screaming at so flirt and flouse to people. James Slavario donated $100.

Oh, thank you. I have re-watched many episodes of Senlive multiple times, but Jesus Christ yesterday's episode was fucking amazingly hilarious. And trust me when I say to have watched that one more than my appearance on here is a lot. Good times. Thanks for the laughs. Well, thank you, by the way.

Curtis, the Cini Maniac donated $20. Hello S-E-N crew, Christian, when you were on stereo with Kaiser, I was the guy who did the annoying troll voice that you cut off. My name is Curtis the C.M. on stereo. I wasn't really trying to troll you just trying to mock those annoying clickbait trolls. I remember it. Fifty shades of geek donated $20. What kind of fucking show is this? How can you have a show where everybody on it?

No shit. Where are all the obnoxious white people? Yeah, that's right. So that's actually what we're all here. Alex, Alex is about to jump off. So we, we, the way that it happened was when Brett and I were doing our show on stereo, again, stereo.com slash Christian Harlow. We were on there, Kate. And so I don't know where the, he sounded French. We don't know. And Brett and I like to murder the, the accents when we do them. So the guy goes, uh, what kind of shows? And that was it. And we were like, Sir, we have no idea. We really don't know what kind of show this is. But my favorite part about that is the guy is just holding the phone and going,

uh, what kind of show is this? As opposed to listening and then asking a question. It's great. It's it is, it is absolute. I cannot tell you how in love I am with, with stereo.

It is, it is so much fun. I have been having a, last doing it and might as well tell you about it now we can turn the the schmoit off for a second for those people who don't know what stereo is stereo app it's got thousands of live social conversations a lot of different genres as you just heard for every interest it's got news it's got comedy there's sports there's everything you choose if you want to be a co-host you want to participate as a guest which is what we've been finding a lot of success with our audience and

you can just listen in if you want and not chime in on exclusive conversations which is awesome. The app, what it allows podcast creators to do is have a more intimate relationship with the fan base and you engage with them in direct conversations, which is something that we've really, really latched on to. It's been awesome to do. Listeners can record a question and then you just send it in right to us and we will answer it. It's awesome.

You just go to my show right after this at 12 o'clock and it is. Stereo.com slash Christian Harlow with myself and Brett. Seriously thinking about titling it, what is this show? And you just, you can do what you want. You listen to us, you laugh with us, you put in some stuff, you get in on the bit. That's the whole thing. The show that we've been doing is everybody kind of getting in on the bit. You go, the direct listeners, you just go, you listen, you record a question,

you send it in, you direct with, and you interact with us live. It's awesome. You can join us every day right after this show live and we're going to be there on the stereo app. So you just download the stereo app and you follow us at stereo.com slash Christian Harloff. The link is in the description. It's the best. I absolutely love it. I've already set up my show for today with Brett.

So you can always do that. I'm scheduling all of my shows. I did three shows yesterday, which was even better. You can hashtag Shmodown. You can do a whole bunch of different things. Yeah, so this is just something for you to know about. We're going to go right after this show will be there at 12 o'clock. If you haven't, I'm trying to get to 2,000 followers by the end of the week.

I'm at around 1,600. I think I can get there, especially from everybody here right now. It's free. It's absolutely free. There's no free to sign up. There's no one month free. It's a free app. Go on over, check it out.

People are loving it. That's the one thing that I'm finding from the audience. I have not gotten from the audience. I tried it, wasn't digging it. You get to interact with a bunch of different people. It's a lot of fun. So do it. Let the English see you do it.

All right. Going, moving on, putting the Schmobot back on. That's the other thing today. Trying to reach a big goal here. Let's say of 600 today because we want to, this is the thing where we're getting, we're doing so much now with so many different shows and so many different people are now coming on board to do things and more stuff happened with the Schmodown. As we always said, we are so thankful for the support that we get.

If you want to chime into the show today and have your voice heard, go to streamlabs.com slash the schmodown. We'll be taking your questions. Alex, what do we got today? What's going on in the world of the news? Yeah, it's talk to the Zelda thing because not only was a Star Fox Claymation adaptation in development, but a live action legend of Zelda series also had the green light at Netflix back in 2015.

In a recent interview in Eurogamer magazine, it was revealed that when word was leaked about the series, Nintendo pulled the plug on. the Zelda series and all of their video game adaptations. Nintendo and Illumination Entertainment are still working on the animated Mario Brothers movie, announced back in 2018 though. Christian, do you think this new Mario movie could lead to Nintendo? Prince Tatwas and promised donated $20. Yesterday's stereo was fantastic.

Love being able to interact with you guys in a way where you can actually hear the inflection in our voices and not just the words. Yeah, and that's what I said. beauty about the schmobot is the schmobot gets to add into the comedy of the two-hour show. And that's why it's like, I honestly like to do just the schmobot sometimes because of when you just, the questions kind of come in. It's fun, but the schmobot allows you to kind of- Alex reads them like shit. Yeah, Alex sucks.

Yeah, Alex is terrible. But yeah, so keep the, keep the robots coming in. We like, especially when you get to hear the old English smobot cursing and stuff. It's very nice. But go on to what you were asking me, please. Yeah. Would you have watched this Zelda series if it had not been canned? And do you think that this Mario Brothers movie would lead to more Nintendo adaptations as well?

So the whole thing behind that is that 1993 shitbox on a platter Mario Brother Mario Brother movie was just awful. And it basically had Nintendo go, no, none of our stuff is ever being made into the film ever again. That was in 93 and they've stuck to that for a long time. And they finally said, all right, we're going to do something with this Mario. stuff. Let's see what we can do. And then they were talking about possibly doing the Zelda series and then somebody that Netflix

leaked it and then Nintendo got panicked and they shut it down. Curtis for Cini Maniac donated $20. Christian, when the new Star Wars shows come on Disney, will Sith Council trade days with Winston's show temporarily so spoiler reviews can be on Fridays?

It's an IG show. Yeah, no, it's a great question. It's something we haven't talked about yet because we don't know if there's still going to be Marvel shows on at the same time. So we have to play it by ear. If it's just the Star Wars shows are just, um,

who's got the wonderful birds going by the way? Actually, he's peaceful. I don't want you to mute it. I don't want you to mute it. Who's birds of those? I think it's mine. It's great.

It's so fitting. Of course it's yours. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if cartoon birds like landed on your shoulder. Um, anyway, so, but going back to the,

that question. It depends on Star Wars and Marvel when they are together. If Star Wars is on Fridays and yeah, we'd probably switch to days on both. But we've got to play it by you. Going back to the Mario thing, I always thought, Legend of Zelda, especially now with the way streaming service are, very big missed opportunity to not develop that into a series. So not having it, I'm bummed about it because I just thought about it the other day.

And I was like, how comes my daughter is like obsessed on the switch with Zelda? and I'm like, why haven't they made this a TV series? And I got my answers, Alex. What do you think about all this? I was never a Zelda fan. I never played it before. But like hearing about the Star Fox thing, that would have been really cool. But yeah, it sucks that, you know, a thing from 1993 is still affecting, you know, the rights and Nintendo's desire to let their IPs be developed by anything.

because they have a huge world that they could have, you know, explored. And I think maybe it's better for, it's like a witcher for the kids, essentially, or teens. And so it would have been cool to have that on their platform. Yeah, I agree. I think that it's, it's, I, there's so much that they have that they could turn into big properties, Nintendo. So, but Kate, you definitely didn't read the story, but now that you've heard it, what do you think? No, nothing is actually difficult. Is you?

Okay. Oh. I mean, it seems so strange that this is real. By the way, how is the mic? Yeah, you just got to turn up a tiny bit and just a smidge. Yeah, just not like it a little under water. It can also, it can also blow. Let's move.

You guys, it's almost like a lab mic. That sounds better. Should I attach it to my shirt? Here's the other thing. I can put the gain up. What, you guys, is this good content? Yeah, yeah, well, no, you know, when you move it around, when you move around, it sounds out.

What's the word of blame for? Oh, got awful. I muted myself because I think the problem, can you sound lovely right now, Kate. Do what? Okay, because the gain is up. In fact, don't change a thing. It sounds right. Perfect.

Yeah. But what I was going to say is, it seems to me like Zelda, the way that this video game is sold, I mean, and you know this too Christian because of your daughter, but like Blake, Brett's son is obsessed with this game. Dickie, my husband is obsessed with this game. I mean, it really is a missed opportunity here because, like, the way people feel about this game, especially the one that's come out on the switch. And this new, the, the, um, what's the high rule on the game? Jamar Jones donated $20. Hey guys just wanted to let everyone know about my new Shmodeown fantasy platform. You can create a league run drafts and have your points for your

factions automatically calculated according to the SD point system. Website link is manager off here. dot me. Did you know about that, Christian? No, I love it. It's really great. Um, there's a lot, I mean, there's a lot of big stuff happening with people after the post shows new shows but there's also I have just figured out the first three paper views in March which I'm going to be excited to announce those pretty soon but those are pretty much locked I've locked in most of the competitors on those paper views which I cannot wait so and now I'm I've been trying to like we're shooting so many matches coming up soon like like so many matches. And I have been trying to put the schedule together. And it has been,

so that's why I had to take off on Tuesday or whatever it was, because it was like, I'm just, and I still haven't done it. I'm getting close. But by the way, thank you to PLD. If you guys noticed, we just pinned the streamlabs.com slash the shmow down. We just pin that. So if you just, are you wondering, well, how do I, how do I donate? How do I get to this robot? Well, it's pinned up top. So you can just go there, you just click on it. And then you just go right to stream. It'll take you right there. So go and check that out. And if you want to donate, that's how you do it.

Anyway, so go ahead, Kate, please finish what you're saying. Anyway, it just seems like, it just seems like such a strange reason not to be doing this because I feel like it would be wildly successful across multiple generations. And I think, what's the new high rule one that like? High rule warriors. Yeah, Hyrule warriors. Like, it's just, and it's, I don't know, I donated $20. Hi, everyone just wanted to say thank you to SCNN.

and the bandit brigade community that have shown their support for me on twitch i try to stream every day so after the show if just pop over to the joker's back 1,987 and follow that is all i ask hey well thank you so much uh keep on kate Anyway, I just, bottom line, I think, I think they're missing an opportunity here. And I think it's, it just seems like, okay, shut up. Can I tell you that I'm an absolute moron? I know this. Yeah.

I'm an absolute moron. No, you're not. Can I tell you that instead? No, you can. Yes, you are. I tweeted out. I was so excited today to tweet out the link, Kate, that I was doing the show because I hadn't been on all the week. I was so excited.

And instead, I post out the Jurassic Park Exhibition match that lives on, Collider's channel. It's great. Great. Oh. Yikes. to make noise about. Just not constantly. Progressive casualty insurance coverage provided in service by affiliates and third-party insurers. Yeah, well, I just got rid of it. So hopefully,

good. So hopefully people are watching that wonderful match. Man, it's really, really stupid. Wow, what a, like the Sony leaks. It's not good. It's not good. It's like the Sony leaks. I'll tell you what. It was an accident. No, I don't know. Ryan is coming in with some hot coming. Yeah, I know. Listen, I deserve it. I deserve it.

It wasn't good. It wasn't good. I sent the stream yard link for Brett and Kate's play date to my coworkers. And they all popped. Oh, good. That's right. You were like, somebody just showed up. We're like, no, they didn't.

You're like, you're going to love this about that. So on one of our shows, this guy goes, hey, Christian, why you know-s-sell Brent Gates' Play-Date? When they brought it up today, you didn't even acknowledge it. it that's like because I didn't hear them. Would you say? I said because I didn't hear them when they were talking about it. Yeah, he's like, you brought it up today?

And we're like, yeah, we're kind of, we're giving it. Kind of talked about it. Staffs of bra was going to be on. Went right, right over. I was super busy sending out a link for Jurassic Park to a website. Oh, the Rocky exhibition, guys. Check it out. No sell.

No, so. Troy. It was Troy. It was great. He was not, he wasn't, he wasn't wrong. It wasn't wrong. It was not wrong. I mean, it's not like it's the only exclusive S. But the funny thing is now it's not going to be. And so I'm glad you, no, I'm brought, it's not even on the list of the new stuff. Listen, listen to, listen, for those people who are wondering for Essie and 99 pence through

super chat, I'm glad this series is pulled because of Pennsylvania has shown anything is that video game adaptations are better as animated series. Check out the Majore's Mask fan made short on YouTube. Animated, I mean, Castlevania, people love the animated series, Castlevania. So, but I still, I still want to see a live actions, Delta. I'm a fantasy junkie, so I would love to see it. But just go real quick, and we'll get Ryan Stalton on this too. But the S&Patron, as Brett brought up, there's a big update to it now.

There's going to be an exclusive Patreon-only podcast, which will be. Let's say like Kate and I decided, hey, we want to talk about our stand-up comedy days today. We're going to do an exclusive podcast about stand-up comedy and bullshitting and having you guys involved. We're going to be doing that. There's going to be one exclusive podcast per month that we're excited about. There's going to be a live Q&A stream with a S-E-N personality once a month. So again, let's say you really liked Margaret Thatcher and you wanted to hear more of that. You wanted to talk to her.

She might be available for that month. or Kate herself might be there. Alex might be there. Maybe you'll sing you a tune or two. We're going to have an SCN karaoke party once a month, which I'm really excited about too. Ryan will be hosting it and he'll be having people on and there'll be one SCN personality.

And you'll be able to go in there. You can request song that the person's singing and sing with them. And that's going to be once a month. And then it's going to be one watch along a month with an SCN personality. And you guys will be able to vote on the, vote on the movie or vote on the show, whatever it is. And speaking of it, somebody called me out in my shit yesterday. And I got to be, got to acknowledge it. I got to watch the thing. I mean, I have to. Yeah. I got it. Yes.

And I'm, I'm, it's not even sitting there anymore. It's on my shelf now. And I got to watch it. Because the guy's like, hey, weren't you supposed to watch it like six months ago? I was. I just got really, really busy. And it's, and I have to watch it. So I promise you, I'm going to, I'm going to try to watch it. About that grand I sent in for you to watch that. It wasn't a grand. It wasn't that. That we, that we didn't do. We didn't, we didn't charge money for me to watch. We did the Twitch. We did Twitch. It was for Twitch.

And I got to make sure because Twitch is going to be so, and people aren't going to be sad, though, that they signed up to Twitch. We have a lot of content coming up on Twitch soon. I can't wait to announce all of it. Can't wait to watch all of it? Can you guys hear James singing? No, why? I want to.

No, just wondering because I just can't tell. I can hear it in my headphones. I'm just so worried that you guys are hearing like a family, just, you know. Sing her? Yeah. Also, update it's snowing. It means I'm going to have to blow so much later. I got to blow some snow.

You can take that so many different ways. You could take it the actual way that is meant to do. You could take it the dirty, disgusting way. You can take it that she's gotten back into her co-cap. But I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. It was a lot of fun.

I can't do it. It did it want. Okay, look. Anyway, so Ryan has big opinions on this whole Zelda thing, so go ahead. I don't know that big, but the thing that I'm hung up on this for is if it's live action. I'm not convinced that it's a guaranteed success if it's live action. Even with Sonic, they still had an animated CGI type of Sonic,

and that was one of the more successful video game adaptation movies. I know this would be a series. I know Netflix has been crushing it with Fantasy with The Witcher, but I think it would be a much bigger sell for me if it was animated. So let me ask you about that, though. Like when I picture it being animated, I picture it like anime-ish. Like I sort of picture like how Dragon Ball Z looks and stuff.

And to me, when the graphics of the video game look as good as they do, I don't want to see less great graphics in a TV show. Like I would be fine if it was, if they did an animated, but it would have to be like really good CGI because that, that video game, when you played on the Switch, it's like you're in Hyrule. It's such good. It's like, it's very different than Animal Crossing.

I mean, Animal Crossing graphics are amazing too, but like, but, you know, they have like balls for hands in animal crossing. I think we're at a change in time with animation and TV. Like we see Pixar, they're doing several series on Disney Plus. I love the Clone Wars animation. And I think, you know, Disney animated has, has showed like with Reckett Ralph. That's another video game type movie. I know this would be a series, be very expensive, but I just think that would guarantee success and the live action would not.

Yeah. Okay. I can get behind that, right? I just think you get more of a mass audience if you hit with live action, though. That's the thing is if you hit with live action, I don't disagree with you that it's more of a risk, but if you hit with it,

it's more of a reward. Yeah. No, no, it's more of a risk. It's more of a risk with going for live, but it also is more of a reward if it hits. Right. So, yeah, I don't, it absolutely could have like Lord of the Rings type of feel. And if they put that kind of money into it, and it's got so much history. There's so much they could do with it. That's why I would like to see it in live action. Anyway, we're going to move on. Really, really hoping you guys can continue to interrupt the show here. Let's go to streamabs.com slash the schmowdown. What do you want to see?

I love the idea of a Zelda. I'm sorry, go ahead. You don't need to answer that. So not everybody has to answer every fucking question. I know. I don't know. I don't know what we came up. That's an old school. It was an old school. An old school was like, some people I don't want to hear from. How about you? How about that? Listen, listen.

You don't talk much. I don't want to. I hear from you now every hour after this show. We talk back and forth. This is the problem of you being on stereo now, right? Yeah. You're going to start on stereo and just to go. I'll deal with you later.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't need you. I don't know. I'll deal with you later. I'll talk about, well, you have to, by the way, the bits that we, we've come up with, the bits that we've come up with on that show, and right away, it's like, it was like, oh, we're going to talk about movies. And then, no, Yoda crushing puss. Or not Yoda. Grogu. And then it was, and then it was, uh, two German guys pissing on everything. And then it was, that to me was the, that, that has become a bit that is really funny because of the, it just was, I don't know how it came up. But it was like, whatever was just like, you know, and it's not like sexual. And they were just like, oh, today, you know, I'm here. I'm going to be. Oh, look at this.

There's a Max Headroom album that I had. I'm all the pissing on that while looking at old photos of my girlfriends. And for some reason, we just go into a place that it's like old school act me, Brett. Oh, yeah. And somebody pops in right at that moment. And that's when they get questions like, what kind of show is this? Oh, yeah. It's my favorite.

And Brett's some kid that popped in. He goes, you guys. Oh, you guys are funny. fucking dicks and Brett goes apparently letting children on this now. Yeah. What is the age restriction? I don't know. No idea, but they shouldn't be watching our show. No chance. No chance. And it's so funny because I have it's like it's so conflicting because the shmowdown right now we're trying to get to be so like more more family friendly because there's a lot of children who watch it. And I even said it the other day when people were asking about like the after

shows and props to Jake from certain point of view who reached out and was like, you know, I don't know. I understand what you're, what you're getting at. Like my, I never want to tell after shows to censor themselves. I was just saying that it was hard for me to watch it, watch some of these shows, uh, at least out loud. And my daughter would be like, oh, can I listen to some of this. I want to hear what they're saying about the Schmodeon. And I'm like, you can't because they're going into, you know, F bombs and stuff like that. And that's up, that's up to them. But I was just making sure people are aware because we are promoting the schmode out of children and stuff that if you are talking about it on your after

show. Cool. I donated $20. What's up, Sen, crew. Love the show. I just wanted to say if you don't have the stereo app you are missing out. Christian and Brett After Show is dope.

What is this show? It is me, Serge. Hey, Kate, sending positive energy your way. Thank you. We talked about, uh, we talked about Surge from Beverly Hills' comp yesterday. And Coolly High, if you get to talk to Cooley High every day, your life will be better. It's just like, he's got the smoothest and he's just like, listen, man, everything's going to be okay. You guys are so great.

And it's just one of these things that as soon as I get the phone call about how many shekels, they're going to throw me for my piece of shit, man, I'm going to have Cooley High call me up and top me up the lid. Yeah. And then here, Brad, Brad, I got something for you. This is something I'm very excited to. to share with Brett Sheridan. Get the fuck out of here. No, I cannot.

It's serious because it's very important, base. Get the fuck out of here. No, I cannot. It's serious. The best. We talked about that yesterday on the show. All right, what are we doing this show? What are we doing news?

All right. Next story we got is that another trailer for coming to America has been released teasing more of the antics and laughs. arriving on March 5 on Prime Video. The movie is directed by Craig Brewer and written by Kenyon Barrison brings back much of its ensemble cast of great new additions, though it will be rated PG-13.

Christian, what did you think of this trailer? I liked it. I mean, I'm very excited for it for all the obvious reasons. I'm a massive fan of coming to America. I'm a massive fan of Eddie Murphy. I'm a massive fan of Craig Brewer. So this is everything that I wanted from the trailer. I am skeptical of the PG-13 rating. I have always been skeptical when the first movie in a franchise is rated R,

and then they go to PG-13. It hurt Major League, one of the ones that I can think of for sure when they did that. There was just, there were no handcuffs in, and it wasn't gratuitous in coming to America One. it was just real kind of genuine moments the the one i can think of is when he is up on the balcony he's like good morning amera new york is it fuck you yes fuck you too like like that type of stuff um i i just wonder what they can get away with now and why they can't and why the decision was to go pg 13 was it was it a brewer decision was it a murphy decision was it an amazon decision. I don't love it. I don't love

the fact that it's PG-13, but I'm certainly not going to just not watch it because it's PG-13. But what did you guys think of the trailer, Kate? Why are you going to go, sorry, why are you going to go with the PG-13 when a majority of this audience is going to be old people that are coming back for it?

I know. I don't understand it. That's the thing that's baffling about it. And I saw it and I I had him like, I have to watch this so I can talk about it. But as somebody said the other day, I bet a lot of the jokes were given away. this one and I hope they're got more and I hope it was just one of these things where some of them weren't even in the film you know but yeah it's it seems a little little water down to me I don't know I'm not as excited after watching the trailer as I was beforehand yeah I agree is anybody else

feel differently uh it's not that I feel differently I what I got to tell you is I could not be happier to see Tracy Morgan I just him so happen and he they give him I mean they maybe give away all his laugh lines in this trailer, but he's, he's just, they just give him two little parts in this trailer. And it's just so good to see him back in sort of a full operating mode and still hitting his timing. I think it's wild that Eddie Murphy looks as young as he did, but like everyone else around him got old. I know. It's nuts. I need his skincare regimen's debt. But yeah, I mean, it definitely, it feels like a PG-13, uh, feels like a PG-13 trailer for sure. So I don't It wasn't like, I'm like, oh my God, I got to see this.

But at the same time, I'm not going to not see it. You know, so it's not like, it's not like the ratings hurting me going to see it. If what you need is to get butts in the seats, like my butt will be in a seat to see it. Yeah. Well, that was the thing maybe because it was supposed to be in the theaters. Maybe. Yeah. But I always thought even when before, yeah, maybe they thought we were getting a wider audience.

But like, I don't know. I agree with you. When the first one is R, I need the. Yeah. Alan Smith, he made a point where he said, young guns. One was R and Young Guns 2 was PG-13. Yeah, but those are, you can scale that movie down. That movie wasn't rated at R because of like language

and that kind of thing and like sexuality and that. It was violence and unnecessary curses in the first ones. You could scale that down in PG-13 for the second one. You don't even notice it. You're going to notice it in this movie. You certainly know someone made the point that Major League 2 was PG, went from rated R to PG. And it's like you noticed it immediately.

You're going to notice it in this movie. And the other reason why I think I'm going to notice it is because I just saw a major F-bomb rated at our movie with Craig Brewer and Eddie Murphy with Dolomite. Oh. And that worked. So, again, I'm going on. I donated $1,000 donated $20. That's not true. Sorry, we were developing the $1,000 donation, but Dickhead over here leaked it so you get 20.

Maybe next time again. That's good. That was real good. Very good. Solshy, 1,99 donated $20. Hey, Maggie Thatchy, how hot is it actually down there in the inferno? Ding dong. Toodles. Thinking of you, Kate, you beautiful human.

You crack me up, girl. Dickie is a lucky gent. All my love to the family. Hi, Brett. Very nice. Very nice comment that is. How did a Margaret Thatcher thing even? How does one decide that they're going to do a Margaret Thatcher?

It's me basically doing Jillian Anderson's Margaret Thatcher from Netflix. But basically, I do make my cornerstone really is very obscure impression. Great. Like, who cares about Holly Hunter anymore? But it's amazing. It's amazing. I can't do Joan Cusack, but I can do Joan Cusack as Jesse. I even forget that she was Jesse.

That's great. That is great. I love that. I mean, it's better. And it's not like doing a hacking impression like Arnold. You know. We're playing with your hair over. I think that's when you came. You played with your head set.

Yeah. And that was the impetus. That's why I like that. You know what, Kay, let's do Margaret Thatcher and Gary Bucy having a conversation over breakfast. Ready? Go ahead. Oh, she just lost something.

Is this? Okay. I missed everything that you just said. I'm so sorry. I was going to say you. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah.

Thank you. Margaret Thatcher is at breakfast. with Gary Busey. Mr. Busey? Very nice to see you, Mrs. Anderson. Oh, you've misspoken. My last name is actually

Thacha! I one time saw Terry Hatcher upside down in a gymnasium and decided to give her a page. I'm not quite sure I follow you. Follow me to the dark side and I'll make sure that you get into the light but it only if you pay the right prize.

I have no words for this. I believe words are overrated when you can see the inner workings of Christ. Whoa. I can't even. Oh, Gary. What's your lunch order? The waiter is just sitting there.

Imagine Ryan as the waiter the whole time. Just sitting there waiting. Like, so you guys want, you guys want bread. Is it? Burger, okay, I'll write that. Yeah. I'll come back in a minute. All right, but listen, if you want to watch some stuff, let's, let's turn the ExpressVPN off.

Let's turn the, let's turn the bot off for a second because I want to tell you about ExpressVPN. When you guys are using the bathroom, like Brett, when he's on stereo, right, you guys close the door behind you, right? You don't want random people just looking in on you. So why are you guys letting people? look on you when you're going online. You can use the internet. You can use the internet because if you're using the internet, without express VPN,

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and you're going to get an extra three months free. It's expressv-v-N.com slash S-E-N. Do it. All right. I knew it was coming, and I love it every time. Okay, let's get that small-bott back up there, everybody. Throw it on up there. Any other stories we should be talking about here, Alex?

Or let's go on over to some other stuff. Oh, let's talk about you. talk about the stuff that you saw at Sundance, what you got? Let's do it. Yeah, so I had 16 hours, a 16 hour window to watch as many movies at Sundance as I could yesterday. It was only the award winners, so I only had a small pool of things to watch yesterday. I managed to watch eight features for, I think, three documentaries and five narrative, and one short. Cramed that all into 16 hours. I just want to talk.

Yeah, definitely. It was quite an adventure yesterday. So I just want to, the best documentary I saw was called All Light Everywhere. It's the most engaging one. It's all about cameras and how we perceive the images we see. But it focuses on like cameras roles in law enforcement. And like it follows the body camera manufacturing company and old versus new methods of cameras to stop or prevent crime. It was very kind of futuristic as well.

And like it really asks you, our camera is truly objective and just like engaging with that kind of line of questioning. So keep an hour for all light everywhere. Another documentary I saw that Ryan also saw from Sundance was homeroom, which follows a... My high school homeroom. It was just a live camera. Yeah, my cell phone every day talking to Dr. Mangon and we, Alex got a look into my high school life. Oh. Nottie boy. Ryan was a naughty boy back in high school. Swore a lot. I believe it. I believe it.

But the main thing with that is it's a high school senior class in Oakland trying to remove the police from the school premises and use those funds for more beneficial educational things. And then the pandemic hits. So it's a very, very emotional, heart-wrenching story. And, you know, it just reminds you with the future is bright. I also saw another documentary called Summer of Soul. And it's a great documentary about the Harlem Cultural Festival. which also took place in the summer of 69, just a few miles away from where Woodstock was happening. So that was directed by Questlove. So please check that out. It's a very, very good documentary about music

and the culture of Harlem back in the day. Yeah, the one that was going to say the one that knocked you on your ass was. Coda. Cota is the narrative feature that won the grand jury prize and the audience prize. It is so freaking good. It's, it, uh, basically, Koda stands for a child of deaf adults. And it follows the only hearing daughter of a deaf family.

And she's like torn between helping her family's fishing, uh, business and her calling to become a singer. King Kang here. Love stereo. Christian love your energy and vibe over there. Wish Sen live can be the same, but I get you need to make money through movie. topics. I can give two fucks about talking movies and ears to you being able to talk about anything. Thanks for your donation. Yeah. Yeah, I under, I think I feel. Three hundred 15 episodes. Yeah, that's I, I, I understand. I, we'll get it, let, let Alex finish

his movie stuff. This is, that's my favorite. This is my favorite part about all of that. Alex is pouring his gut up about how, how, how he was, he's, he's, he's, he's probably the most respectful, like greatest guy you want to work with, right? So he texted me the other day. He's like, hey, is it cool? If I just, I want to, I really want to do the Sundance thing. And I was going to take the day off. I'm like, of course, you know, go watch.

I know how much you want to watch these movies. Do you think. And so he's there, I can't wait to tell everybody. So he's telling us about it, the docs. And finally, he's just been saving up to get it. And right as he does, he gets a Schmobot. Yeah, fuck talking about movies. Let's talk.

Let's talk about farts. And I'm like, hey, I'm with you. Well, let my Alex have his moment. Alex, go ahead. Tell us about Cota. Yesterday was my first day off in three months, so I deserve to talk about this for at least five minutes. Yeah, Cota, and she also wants to be a singer. And so there's like that irony of her family being deaf and her having a beautiful voice.

And it has everything I need. It's got a unique take on family drama dynamics. It's a struggle between what she wants and what her family wants. And it's got senior teenage, romance, and angst. And it's got music. It's right up my alley. Please check it out. I think Apple picked it up. So it'll be on Apple TV Plus, hopefully soon.

And it is one of my favorite movies that I've, one of my favorite coming of age. Been hearing a lot about it. I've been hearing a lot about it. It is the one that's getting a lot of talk. And I saw Alex just tweet this morning. I would kick his ass. So go and check that out. And all right, we're going to get into the streamlabs.com slash Shmodown.

You guys have submitted some stuff. We're going to get into your questions. Alex is going to come back, read some more stuff. Tell us about it. But just thinking about the after show that Brett and I are doing on stereo.com slash Christian Harloff, why don't people who put in Schmobots give, and I'm going to write it down. Let me open up a little document here. I'm going to open up a document. And for every Schmobot that comes in that talks about the, we'll call it the what is this show, tell us what you want us to talk about.

And Brett, I'm going to make a list right now of the Schmobots that come in and say on your show, I want you to talk about this. And we'll do it. So even if it's something silly, we'll talk about it. Because my goal is to get people who, because what happens is when those shows go live, people start scrolling and they see like comedy because I've been leading with comedy and not movies. And I think that's helped the thing. And people go, all right, let's see these guys are funny. And then they don't know what's about to happen when you have us on there. Because it's there, there's nobody doing shows like our show.

I can tell you that. Anyway, so every small about that comes in, make sure whether you're asking a question or not, at the end, give us a. a suggestion of what you want Brett and I to talk about and I'm making a list. And Alex, before you start getting into these stream labs, give us an update on what's going on with the SCN Awards. Yeah, so the SCN Awards, we're still, I still have the nomination suggestions form. It's in the description. Check that out.

Go send in your favorite, your favorite rants, your best musical performances, things you want to nominate. and then we'll open up voting sometime this weekend once I compile all those and set up the formal document. So check that out. We'll have the voting hopefully very soon. So please go and do that. Perfect. All right. Question for Alex. How long have you had a mustache? Why did I just notice? He grew it yesterday. He grew it at Sunday. Yeah.

I had a, I had a question for you guys. I thought about this today. If you can, if you could invent, invent, one thing that you know would make you billions of dollars. That's a very easy question. What would it be? Kate? One thing that can give me billions of dollars? You know that if you were able to invent this thing, it would make billions of dollars.

It doesn't matter how unrealistic the thing is. It would be a wife avatar so that somebody could, so my husband could just have sex with my avatar. I thought you were going to say clear snow out of your driveway, but both. That's part. That's part of it. The advanced version comes with that. He would think it's me and that I still got it.

So it's like a, would it be a clone? Yeah, like you would clone technology. Clown me. Yeah. You know what I love about this? I know you so well. You are fucking exhausted right now. Yeah.

You are exhausted. You are on you are on delirious, funny, exhausted mode. I know it's so well. You are, you're just. trying to survive, just answering the question. You would have had a very different answer if you were like on coffee and had sleep. Yeah, I know. I didn't have coffee yet.

You're very right about that. I know. I'm telling you. Also such a straight because it's like it's, it's one o'clock in the afternoon here almost. So like a weird and I'm used to doing this from 10 to noon. It's like I could hear it anyway. Yeah. Disoriented.

Yeah. What would you, what would you take? Brett, how about you? I want to see if anybody's going to come up with mine. but uh um if you knew you can invent it environmental but um i want to i want car parts that don't need uh

petroleum because uh we're running going to run it's an exhaustible uh resource and i told my son if you could invent like tires that aren't made with petroleum you know something like that that's environmental you get the fuck area tree hugger also an avatar of my wife

yeah well no you only get one You would buy kids That's not made of petroleum Here's what I want to do When you put in your schmobot at the end Or whatever, after we're done with this I want you to tell us in your schmobot I want you to tell us

Who's invention would you buy On your show what the fuck is this show I would like to hear Brett's thoughts On the Zelda TV show being cancelled A different Would be great however can the avatar Also turn me down nightly If so never mind

Right. Timson donated $20. Interesting thought about APG 13 film following a R-rated film. Between the R-rated die-hard films and live-free or die-hard, the only notable difference to me was that the catchphrase can't be said fully. Everything else was nearly the same. Yeah, see, I didn't like that one because of that reason, too. There was a little pulled back. All right, so, all right, so far, Kate's got the, just replacement.

I guess like an advanced clone. Brett's got some hippie thing. And what do you? And then what's your invention, Ryan? Mine would probably be a machine that can take garbage and make it into make it into cars. More garbage. Take a garbage.

So a piece of garbage. Yeah, like similar lines of. Turn a piece of garbage into a car. We have dumps and we burn garbage. And you want to just take all the garbage and turn into a car. It just crushes it and makes it a fun share. This is the part of the reality TV show where we just look at Simon Cowell and he's like. Yeah.

Alex, what do you got? I have this like tech idea that I've had for years, but I don't want to share it right now just in case someone steals it. Okay. So I'm going to go with a, let's go with a device that will, makes you that implants movies into your brain. Okay. You can watch them. You guys are all fucking idiots.

The answer is teleportation. That is the answer. If you can create a teleportation, you would put the, you would put, first of all, you safely being able to teleport people, Star Trek style, you would change traveling in general. It would also be, you make sure that the right people had it at the right time. But you also, the airlines, you have to worry about playing craft. You wouldn't have to worry about sitting on a plane with someone coughing and putting their stinky feet in your face.

If you were able to invent teleportation and able to do it safely, get the molecules and not running with a dick on your face when you did it. I think teleportation is the way. I just imagine, Kate, if you and I were coming up with a bit. You can read right now. No, no, no, no. For teleportation. So, guys, if you like teleportation, there's a new science out there right now. most people have only lost an arm or a foot but it is still pretty good but imagine but I want to do

a set I want to do a set I want to go to the comedy store tonight I'm going to go to my hey honey I'm go to my office I go to the office I go to the comedy store I do a set I come back she doesn't even know I went to the comedy store pretty great also avatar wife's pretty good too yeah it's good but I would go but you know what I would do I would go get dinner in New York tonight. I would bring it home to my, I would get some pizza and I bring a hot pie back to my family in a matter of minutes. Yeah.

Yeah. Listen, I think you're not wrong about that. Yeah. Basically everything in the Harry Potter books. I'm like, I want to travel by Porky. You know what I mean? Sorry. Gaylon Shumway says the first time someone had a dick on their face, it would hurt stocks.

Yeah. Minor bump. Minor bump in the road. Could be. Well, then I guess I hurt stocks every Tuesday. Well, now, but now, maybe we can combine it. $32 donated $20. What up, Sen, crew.

Wanted to let you guys know that I proposed to my GF of 10 years to finally tie the knot. And all I want is for Zafluert in Flouse to perform at the reception. Kate and Brett, what advice would you give a newly marriage tinker? Just don't be a stinker. Be nice to your wife. Don't be screaming at her and saying bad things about her face and things. Just don't be a stinker. Do we tell you, Kate, that we came up with the idea that we,

and this is, I guess, a question for the S-E-N audience, because obviously we had the people listening yesterday who commented it. But if we went to, when we were able to do live events for Shmodeon again, and the night before we did a Zaflert and Flaus concert. I mean, would people go? No, would people pay for it, is the question. Would people pay for it to go to see him? Because imagine, like, we could all dress up in characters, and I could be, what was his, what was it, my character's name, Brett?

DJ Floby or so DJ Floby. It was DJ Floby, right? So, DJ Floby was out there while, uh, where Flouse was out, and I think it'd be pretty great. But speaking of Brett, so next week, you know, obviously, you guys, Winston's going to be out for a little bit from, he's got a gig that he's got to be doing. So I will love, I'm going to put another goal here today. If, because I have Roka scheduled to do the remaining ones, but I'm going to bump Roka one day and put Brett in the chair again.

Oh, boy. If, if we get to 800 today, about 500 to 1. Really me? One day next week. It's one day. Real you. One day next week. One day next week, it'll be Brett.

but we got to get to 800 and and I got to uh and with that's we're 500 away but but it'll but but it'll basically bump roka because I told roca this morning he could have the three next week and and we would I basically I'd throw him out by his pants if we get uh right in there so if you guys want to boot roca for a day um do we get that phone call as a reward too hey I'll tell you here's here's what I'll do I'll put I'll boot roca for one day at 800 I'll boot him for bread for two days if we get the 15 I'll boot him twice. Oh my gosh.

By the way, I realized I owed another part of the 500 yesterday. I was supposed to tell everybody what my pet peeve of Dickies is. What Dickie's pet peeve with me is. It does have to do with Tuesday. No, it doesn't. That's his pet. Perfect.

Let's get this. Yeah, go ahead. So anyway, I was supposed to tell everybody yesterday when I got to 500 and saying the Margaret Arthur's thing, he can't stand all like open boxes and like deal with the things inside and not deal with the boxes, which is very annoying and bad and I'm working on it.

okay you know like we get a package yeah open the package i'll be like oh james mittens let's try them on and like the box will just sit there quick question uh sorry but about next week christian the uh up fronts are coming out or something like that right it's not going to be like a major oh yeah whatever what happened what was it was the disney shareholder meeting last time right right right well we got we got to see we got to see brett so right we're an hour we're an hour away from from the end of it so So we got, like I said, it's, it's, it's 800 for Brett for one, kick broke off for one, and 1,500 to kick him off for 2. So, so.

And at 3,000, Brett will do the post-Oskers show here. By himself. Oh, my God. By himself. With just Ryan, absolutely. I will make that promise if we hit 3,000 today. Only Ryan and Brett will do a full-on Oscar show. All right, let's get, that ain't going to happen, so don't worry about it.

All right, let's get to some of these questions. Go ahead, Alex. Okay, Joe, okay, says time flies like, Whoa. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Cool. That was a rough one, huh?

Yeah. That was that one. Let me do this one again. Let me do this one again. Let's take a bad. Go ahead. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

There you go. Oh. Better. You have the Schmobot on right now? I don't think anybody cares about Brett. 50 shades of GIF donated $100. Oh, there you go. I hate it when you do this.

Here, take my money anything to see Brett in the host's chair again. Everyone else, please let's make it happen. Oh, my God. Here we go. Adosta donated $20. How much to boot Rocha but you tell him on a show on stereo? Oh. Actually, yeah, all right, that's fine.

That's fair. You use your phone. I won't make it the same. So, yeah, if we hit, if we, if we hit the 800, then I'll definitely just tell him. But if we hit the 1500, then I'll tell him on stereo. Yeah. All right. That's fine.

Oh, boy. All right. I just know that that's a double. It's a double hit for him because at one, he's like, oh, I'm bumped. And two, he's like, damn, like Brett made more than me this day. But yeah, right. It's true. Well, because I told me he's going to have three.

And he's such a sport about it. You know, so he's like, oh, yeah, great. I'd love to. And then I'm like, well, then I'm thinking to myself, okay, not only am I going to take one away from them next week. I'm going to take the normal one that usually gets. I'm going to take that away from them too. But we'll see. All right, what's next? Tack, you know, the source says, could we see a first class league match make the spectacular card? No, no. The first class league is just, there are two separate entities. You know, now whether or not we eventually do like an event for the first class league, that's another story.

but the first class league is our developmental league it'll probably start sometime in me james slavario donated one hundred dollars let's get the real sense sniper entertainment network and can we get kate singing her song you did it to yourself oh man i'm gonna give kate a break for songs today james oh no i just he just wanted that's when i sing to brett you did it to yourself your mother But this time I didn't. You didn't. All right, what's, uh, what's, uh, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, uh, bababoo. Bhabooi, Baha, hi, hi, hi, hi, blah, boy.

Uh, yeah, Christian's back on the show. I was worried Winston, Roker's donation halls ran him off his own damn show. No. Anyway, I did try the stereo app on your recommendation, but it's definitely in its infancy. It'd be great if it could do more than two hosts. You know, I like the fact that it's two hosts. It's simple. And it doesn't get too complicated with people talking over each other and everything.

And it's a back and forth. I like the two-person show. I like, I really do like it. Yeah. All right. And I like that you can hear one of them in your left and one of them in your right. Is that how it works? Yeah.

Stereo. You hear it in stereo. Texas Smodown fan. I feel very attacked by that, by the way, Christian. Why? I like that it's just two people. nobody's talking over each other. Yeah.

Just. This is, look, look, I think what we have done as the crew on this Zoom thing has been great. But we all know, we all want to be in studio together, be able to, we're all, we have, we have, we have, we want to have the back. We want to be able to do the back and forth and have that. And that's, we're not able to do that. And Lorraine and George's, George Mulligan's internet. And again, if we had teleportation, you know, we'd be able to do it. All right, what's next?

Texas Schmodeon fan says, too bad. Winston isn't also here to answer, but Christian, are you disappointed that you never got to use the Winston versus Zipper storyline before they reunited? Who's to say that's over? Whoa. Yeah. Keep going. House Heisenberg says, shout out to Stereo for providing a really fun experience. I'm the guy who did the Jeff Ross videos and a few others. Christian, there are two other

two other ones that you didn't play that are pretty funny titled Spreading the Flowers Number 3 and number 4. Oh, I'm sure there's going to be a lot more after today. Dude, if somebody could get one on Stern, I would be like... Charlie Brown donated $20. Donating here to get flaws to host.

Somehow if this comes to fruition, Roker will still take credit for it. But have to be honest about it, Roker does more original programming than Disney Plus. Let's give him some rest. It's true. No flouse. No flouse.

It's just going to be Brett. It's just going to be Brett. No flouse. But what was the... I forget what the question? Oh, I was staying about Stern, but... Oh, Stern. So, well...

I don't know. It's not stereo, but I'm just... No, no, no. If somebody could actually call in a stern and ask him about the flirt and flowers, I doubt anybody's going to get into Stern and talk about the flirt and floss. But I love the fact that more people are talking about the flirt and flouse everywhere that they go. And like, and doing it in a...

Like, because, again, when you just... screaming it or you're screaming it and stuff like i look i love the baba buoys that was incredible like when they were doing it at golf games and shit it's very funny but but it's been done and i and but actually have a conversation like about someone you know based off your comments uh like you know you're talking about with meditating i meditate quite often i enjoy meditating i i have an interpiece with myself a lot of the times and one of those reasons is i i go back in and i think of the greats of flirt and flouse and what he used to say on unz-unz-unz-unz he used to say that the more that you or inside of yourself and have your own

chi, if you will, that you will be a better person. Thank you to do this flirt and flouse and thank you to this wonderful show. And there's no chance that if that person goes, oh, what do you do? I'm doing. There you go, yeah, absolutely. He's a frit and fowse. The flout and flouse. The flouse. All right, what's next?

I just want to point out, Randy. Travis Gilbert donated $39.58. Oh, there I'm tapped out. Kate I'll gladly do a stereo with you walking reptiles and just talk over each other all you want. All right, hey, let's put the Schmobot for a second.

I know they're going to come in. We'll just replay them if they come in. Brett, you've got to shave your balls, right? Yeah, oh, yeah. It's time to talk about balls, people. You know, we're in the thick of winter and storms are brewing, and there's about one to three inches

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skin say technology your days of snags are gone. I remember back in the day with a regular old one I used on my head and I have issues with the fact that I was using on my head and my balls, but that's a whole other story. And I nick that sucker and it looked like the red wedding in my bathroom. So Manscape, you got to get this performance package, okay? It comes with the lawnmower 3.0, the weed whacker, which is the an ear and nose trimmer and the boxers, which are just ball heaven and a travel bag. And if you have this nasty hair in your nose and ear, they say that 79% of partners totally hate this, and it's a major turnoff.

I guess 21% of them are filthy animals, but that's another story. So you've got to get the best tools for the job. They also have the crop preserver, ball deodorant, crop reviver, ball toner. they've got so many ball products people these are all the best ball products on the market there's anti-chafing and it's just like walking around in a winter wonderland when you just if everybody just thank me for having my camera off during that what happened what's wrong just how just how hard i was laughing at the red wedding stuff i realize i cannot be visible during ad reads anymore it's what's what's what's next uh i do want to point out on the

Chat, Randy. I've been donated $20. Let's see the sniper. Brett is a personal hero. You guys always make me laugh to the point I disturb those around me. Happens a lot. Hey, Alex. All right.

Well, so within, within 12 minutes, we're $100 away from Brett hosting for one. And then we were about $800 away from Brett bumping Roka twice. I'll tell you what. I'm doing another goal. I want to do another goal. Brett, you're going to hate me for this one. Oh, boy.

We hit 2,500 today. I'm going to let Brett host for the entire week next week. Yo. Every day. And I'll take off the entire week or maybe even pop in and do a couple shows. But 2,500 Brett will do the entire week. Look at Brett. Brett's like I didn't sign up to this.

So that'll be. That's a big Wanda vision episode. There's a lot going on next week. We've got the Super Bowl on Monday. Super Bowl on Monday. That's a lot. 50 Shade Salky. Oh, here we go.

$20. We're donating to have Brett host instead of Roka. So technically speaking, Roker can still take credit for this. Also, fun fact, tinker is Hebrew slash Yiddish slang for snitch. And we all know what snitches get right. Stitches. Because you know what's going to happen. Here's what's going to happen.

If we hit this goal today, and Roka's going to be shitting in his pants. because what's going to happen is Brett's going to host for the for next week. He's going to bring in the most donations ever seen on this show. And then Roga's going to go, what does that mean? I mean, I can't host anymore. What does it mean? And so we'll we'll see.

But again, right now we're at just one. We're just one one. Yeah, so we've we've got you got time. So it's, we're about $80 away from you hosting one. So all right, here we go. Brett, I just wanted to sing to you, uh, Christian did. it to yourself. All right, what's next?

All right, yeah, Randy Avenue in the chat said, Kate, are your parents really named George and Lorraine? Yeah, they sure are. Oh, that's amazing. Isn't that something? That's great. George and Lorraine Mulligan. Oh, what a missed opportunity not having another sibling,

Marty. Yeah. Yeah, they went with Kate and Rine. Yeah. Well, let's just change to Rina Marty. Okay. Good old Marty Mulligan. Marty Mulligan.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Marty Mulligan's Hayride. I'm here for today and letting you know my kids are my kids. I don't have kids, but my parents' names are Lorraine and George. And yeah, you might throw in a Dolorian joke here and there. That's all right. It brings in a little bit more revenue to the hayride. So, you know, just figuring out I am Marty Mulligan and this has been informational out with me.

Who am I talking to? Giddy up. Giddy up. I honestly feel like when Brad Gilmore finds this out, he may really be, he might really like me. Yeah, I don't think that he knows this.

The second he finds this out, he is going to make, I had a really good draft. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He's got to mention the run out. They gave you a lot of props.

No, I know. I know. Yeah. All right. What's your daughter think? That's all. She's the only one I aimed to please with my showdown.

Upset that she wasn't drafted. She was very mad at me that I wouldn't let her in the draft. Very upset with me. He's going to be the star of the Kids League. I know. That's what I told us. You can't do it.

So, um, all right. Let's get to the next one. All right. Big Black Steve says, hello everyone in the Schmodeon. When someone steals a two point question, can the stealer then ask for multiple choice to go for a one point steal? No. It's only a, uh, it's, it's, you can only steal what your opponent gives you.

So if your opponent, that's, that's part of the strategy. So if I have a question that I don't think I can get, and I said on my So, well, even with multiple choice, I might miss it. And then I'm going to give this person three opportunities to get a point. As opposed to, I don't think that they know it either. I'm just going to take a shot at the two. And then they'll probably miss it too because they have no options. So that's what the strategy is.

All right, what's next? Bam, yo, I'm a styrofoam cup. Yo says, hey, everyone. After hearing your convo yesterday about smell, thought I would chime in. I was born with congenital anosmia, which means I've never had a sense of smell in my life. Contrary to belief, I can actually taste things, however, I'm sure it's not as good as other people's sense of taste, although I have nothing to compare it to. It hasn't really hindered much of my life outside of a few instances, went down and had a bad time.

And hopefully I don't die gas-dly-or-gat-50. I'm sorry. I'm still waiting for the majority female episode of Sen hosted by Roxy, but he'll settle for Brett. Hi, Kate. It's not a bad idea, too. Do that. You just do me and all the ladies, right? Right. You didn't do one show.

Yeah, I mean, next, if we hit that goal where you're doing the full week, we'll do, we'll let you program it too. You can put on whoever the hell you want to put on. Look at that. And sorry. You know, I mean, but that was a nice, I don't think that's a sorry thing. I think that was somebody saying that not having your sense of smell isn't as bad as, you know, people are making out. 50 shades of geek donated $20. Remember Marty McFly had a sister named Linda. That was the real missed opportunity. Still, I love Kate the way she is and wouldn't trade her for the world. How much left for the goal? So the goal to get Brett hosting, we are $11, $11 away from Brett hosting at least one. We are about what, 700 away from him doing two days

and then quite a while with $2,500 for the whole week. So that's probably not going to happen. But we're going to get. And you can see what, go to the bathroom. And you can see what, oh, go to the bathroom and I want to see I want to see where when you come back we're at how long as you just pass goal one okay goal one is passed uh Brett will be hosting one day oh no no 799 58 we got 799 58 you got 50 cents we'll hit it we'll hit it so Brett's going to be hosting next week um so let's get to uh so Brett when Brett leaves Brett's gone I don't know how long it's going to take him to piss but we'll see it'll be amazing by the time he comes back hey bray you're hosting you're hosting for the week all right let's uh let's go uh uh let's go uh uh

Let's go to the next one. Go ahead and Alex. Cody Allen says, hello everybody. Kate, I'm curious if you listened to the lovely Acapella performance

from yesterday. I started to, and then the disdain I felt for myself was so it was so hard because I could hear the music really loud in my earphones, and so I couldn't hear them telling me to turn the music up.

I watched just the first moments of it, and then I was like, well, I think that's enough of that. I loved it. Doesn't mean. So good. It was so good. It was really funny.

Yeah. Yeah, very realistic. All right, what's next? Matthew Z. Reed says, Yo, Christian, are all undrafted rookies eligible for the FCL? Well, you are because you were in the draft list of the official draft list. The rookies that didn't make the draft that are in the official list are absolutely can play in the first class league. They're ready.

Brad's going to go through it and take a look. and reach out to people. But the people, there are people who have like audition that didn't get into the draft list and other things along that. It's going to be a little tougher because we're going to have priority to those people. It's not out of the realm,

but we're going to have priority of people who've played in the Shmodown before or have, you know, I was con donated $20. Hi, everyone, this is for the gold. Can I get Pacino's Jim, Gordon, Chris, Walkin, as Batman doing good cop, bad cop on Jesse's poison Ivy as they try to figure out who impregnated her. What her Alfred admits, please, thanks and keep eating pussy cunts.

Oh, perfect. I mean, you know, you talked about. Patricia Meeks donated $20. Brett, my brother got me a Monscape lawnmower 3.0 because I have leg pain and regular shaving is painful. The lawnmower is so gentle. But my family makes fun of me when the ball toner comes in the mail. Perfect. Brett, you're hosting one day next week for sure.

You'll give you a little bit where about $660 away from boot and roast Roka off of a second one. Oh, man. Yeah. So right now, right now you're more nervous about the Roka situation than the hosting to be honest. Yeah. Well, we're going to find out. We're going to find out. All right.

Let's get to the next one. I don't even know if you know this. What is that? Oh, my God. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. I mean, I got, I mean, who's that?

Better get plowland. Is that Dickie? The boys and Dickie, they made a fort back there. Oh, that's pretty. I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure that at one point, you're like, here we go. It's snowing. But do you love it? I love it.

I love it. It's just such a champion. Change, yeah. Change. Yeah. We need Chicago? Yeah. Well, Chicago suburbs.

Yeah, well, that's even better. My parents' landline is ringing. Oh. I was going to say answer it like an asshole. He got on the phone, answer it. Answer it as Margaret Thatcher. Here we go.

She can answer as Margaret Thatcher? Park Ridge, Park Ridge. Let me see, what is she doing over here? Is she actually going to answer it? Hello, I'm doing great. How are you? I actually don't live at this location. I'm here.

It's an Airbnb. AJ Lancaster donated 20. Oh, sign up. An Airbnb. me. That was good. Oh, I'm good. Thank you very much. Oh, my way.

Stick to the script. He's like, stick to the script. Oh, boy. AJ Langtister donated $20. Okay, wait, how much for Brett to tell Rocha on stereo? What happened? What happened? How much to get Brett to tell Rocco on stereo? Brett on stereo?

Well, we haven't hit a 2K. It's 2K. So 2,500 is the full week. 2K is for Brett to tell Roke on stereo. 1500 is for me to tell Roke on stereo. Got it. And we're at it were, yeah. Oh, it's amazing.

And we got, we got a half an hour left. I'm got a half an hour left. It's very possible. We'll hit one of these things. The best. I'm not an RPA. I'm not at this. Okay.

Is that really? Landline. Oh, the landline bit. I mean, you just can't. The problem is now with all the way that you can trace things. I would because someone's... Matt Link donated $20. Hey, crew, today is my birthday, so here's a small gift for you.

Thank you for everything. As for favorite product, I too would like a Kate Mulligan avatar wife. Oh, I would forget you heard that. For stereo, you should talk flouse, playing the Super Bowl. Wow's playing in the Super Bowl. Oh, my God. Happy birthday, Matt Link.

You are, how many of us? You're the unofficial sixth member of this crew. Yeah, that's true. Brett's, uh, happiest of the best. All right. So far, we have two things on the, on the show at 12 o'clock. We got Brett's thoughts on the Zelda TV show and flouse playing in the

Super Bowl. Those are the two things we're going to cover on the, what is this show. Um, and we are still, we're building, we're building donations here too. We're hoping that we're going to, going to get to at least two, to Brett Sheridan hosting things. We'll find out.

All right, what's next? Okay, next one is from 50 Shades of Geek, saying, Christian, I'm working on fan posters for all the Shmodon factions. It would help me a lot if you could reveal the nicknames of all the rookies or at least all the ones you have at the moment. The Jackal is slowly becoming my favorite rookie, by the way. Oh, wow. Well, the Jackal.

Yeah. Mark Pee, Mel. What is that Mark Pee Pee Pell? I don't know what that Mark Peeble. Happy birthday, Matt. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Um, anyway, so, uh, nicknames is that dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Happy birthday, Matt. Yeah, yeah, right. What kind of a dong take is that? I don't know. Birthday Matt. Unbelievable. Stinky stinker. Fucker.

With your stinky armpits. This, I'll tell you what, this is the guy that sniffs his own balls. I'll tell you, if, if, if he did, that's the invention of the, that's the invention. I got something that allows me to sniff my own balls. Don't need, uh, don't need anyone else to do it. I'm, uh, I mean, look,

I'll be honest. I was watching an episode of stranger things and, uh, figured, hey, let's try this little rat, uh, Tui move if you know what I mean. Oh,

and, uh, you know, and I was sniffing a mom, tank, uh, it's going to be a hard pass from all of us. Shark tank. Damon would love it.

Yeah. It's called, um, sniff them. All right. How this guy gets through the next. He teleported in. He teleported in.

He teleported his way in, but he didn't want to, that's not what he's promoting here today. He's promoting his ball sniffer. You sure you don't want to go with a teleporter? It's an old bit. All right. You sold me 10% stake.

I'm in or out. I'm in or out? For up front, are you? All right. sold me. All right, what's next? Yeah. It already is.

All right, what's next? It already is. It's a weed washer there. Hey, are you telling me that smell that's going around the store? I can actually smell it up close. Put that shit in a candle. I'll buy the hell out. Oh, but come,

Greta's poucher ain't got a shit on me. Hell yeah. I go upside down, snip my own balls. And then a lot of candles would iron out my shit. You're pretty good. Patra. Also, happy birthday, Matt Lake. Yeah, happy birthday.

Shit, yeah, motherfucker. Got a Margaret Thatcher over there talking about Airbnb, man. She's shit up the bathroom, didn't she? I don't believe I'll be seeing that security deposit back. Hell no. And I know you spilled all the goddamn orange juice all overplace, too. My hands are a bit shaky now in my lips. All right, what's next? What's next?

All right, see that guy over there. It says, Hello, Sien Kru, if you look up Palutana reveal trailer. That's Super Smash Bros put up on YouTube six years ago. The animators proved that an anime with Nintendo characters can be done if Nintendo allowed it to happen. Link in anime form looked legit. Ooh, alright. Curtis, the Cini Maniac, donated $100. Oh boy. Brett also would love to hear Alex Singweight for IT from Hamilton today. Yeah.

All right. So we are, we are now, right now we are about $520 away from Brett hosting two episodes. 1,520 away from him hosting the whole week. But $520 away from Brett hosting two and kicking Roke off. Can you? Well, no, wait, because I know that I know the conversation that I'm going to have to schedule. If I get to, we get to $50,00, I got to schedule a stereo with Roka and break the news to one on stereo. Oh, man.

Yeah, it's going to be something. All right, what's next? All right. 50 shades of geek says, it's also, okay, just in case you were wondering. 50 shades of geek to $19.20. Christian, why didn't you tell, tell them about the time Professor Crow made a cameo appearance on your stereo show? It was the first time I actually heard an impression of Professor Crow. did a impression of Professor Crow.

I'm waiting, Kate, when we go back up on stage and we're doing stand-up shows when we're doing the Shmoan. I am waiting to actually bring up Professor Crowe on stage and have the audience scream, Crow! What the hell are you cheering for me for? Margaret Thatcher's in the damn closet back there.

She got lost. Stupid motherfucker. I mean, look, she figured out, walk around New York. She'd like, I'll be honest with you. I thought she was going to get her ass kick.

Some guys said, hey, give me a dollar. She dropped kicked that motherfucker in three seconds. Got back up. Walked away like Yoda and attack of the clones. And it won't even

Tuesday. That's right. All right. Keep going. All right. Next one from Jay Frank. Some of my SCI nominations Best Running Gag,

Bobcat Goldthwaite's birthday. Best LOL moment. Kate screaming, where are the SD cards. Best what the F moment, Roka's saying he wants to climb a woman. Best feud Ellis and the Shmobot. Oh yeah. There's a good ones.

Yeah, make sure you put that in the nominations suggestions doc, which is in the description. So please do that. Yes, please do that. I'm so sorry. I feel like you were reading one from 50 Shades of Geekwin, 50 Shades of Geek sales. Interrupted his own thing, yeah. Sonshire 1,999, 99, donated $20.

Hello, B&P customer service. Thank whoever the hell brought me. to this crazy band of laugh to delivery merchants. It's been four years and I've loved every damn minute of it. Garbage boy. Take my damn money, you bastards. Hi Brett. Garbage boy. Garbage, Garbage McMurray donated $20. I use my man sniffed smell set every morning. Nothing like the swanky smell of your sweaty balls to wake you up in the morning. Buy your own man sniffed smell set today. Also how much? to get Margaret Thatcher to tell Roger he's off next week.

Over landline. Look, I'll keep that on the 2,500. If we hit that 2,500 for the week, I'll have Mark and Thatcher do the thing with them, for sure. Does it agree? What a Margaret Thatcher scared. Hello, Roca. Margaret Thatcher scared.

We got a long way to go, Kay. With a half an hour left, there's no chance. We'll, we got, we have an opportunity. opportunity to get bread on two to host two shows that's a possibility that's a possibility but the but yeah that don't worry market that you're safe all right what's next christian i think if we hit 2500 your 2021 average donations would be like 400 so at least it'll it'll get up there christian yeah even out yeah yeah for me absolutely i know it's absolutely it's absolutely true throwing math at me you you you know actually if you do the you know actually if you do these

equation what happens is if you when you divide it here and you put a little bit on there and you and you dot the t you make sure and i dot dot the t in math you know you start the show and you've made not the t not anybody on the entire show was all right he just wouldn't bring that up and math yeah it's on bring up in that place math major baby uh the kid's geek says i'm not much of a zeldah but my grandmother's name is zilda not sure why i brought it up though oh you know sometimes we speak out there are actually people named zeld that's that's that's fun fact there you go now you do With all the fun of people? Yeah.

Tyler Goce says, hey, all, long time listener. So my wife's grandma just passed and her and her grandma passed away a couple months ago as well. To say the least, she's having a hard time. Just was hoping you guys could send thoughts and prayers this way. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you.

Tyler. Yeah, Tyler. Yeah. Tyler's been a contributor for a long time. So it's sorry. I'm very sorry to hear that. And thank you for. hopefully we can make you guys laugh today.

Hopefully that worked. All right. King Kang says, sorry to Alex. Didn't mean to butt into your movie talk about Sundance. Totally respect you. Just really bad timing. Yeah,

I just wish SEM live can be successful enough where the crew can talk about anything they want. Love everyone here. Thank you very much, King. Yes. Do you want to hear more about the other movies that I watched at Sundance? It's on my letterbox. Yeah.

Hey. Well, that's what I'm, That's what I really like about the stereo app is that there is absolutely no structure at all. And there's no, that's all it is. All right. What's next? 50 Shades Geeks says, personally, I think Jamie and John deserves an S.E.N. a war for being the only person on this show who only talks about exclusively movies.

Well done, sir. Does he? Pretty much, yeah. He's been asking all those 80s questions. Oh, I see. All right. All right, what's next? Diggins says, hey, y'all, what is the show?

today at 1 p.m. Pt 4 p.m. Eastern my wrestling podcast is live where we recap A.A.W. and NXT. On stereo? On stereo? Doesn't say. Then at 5, the debut show featuring myself and Corey Cameron talking about all things Schmode-Ellen. Hope you all tune in at stereo.com, Dagan, SB. There you go. There you go.

All right. Check that out. Next one from Mr. Anis. He's back. You were so happy. Very so thrilled. He didn't seen him in a while. I haven't seen the anus in a while.

Oh, is that the invention you were? That's the tech invention. That's the commercial. That's the commercial. You know, I haven't seen him. Fitzgerald donated $20. How dare you, Brett. That's it.

How dare you, Brett? Zelda, Fitzgerald. Oh, Zelda. Mr. Anas says, so we'd pay today to not have Rokobulli us into paying next week. and Brett as host is a guaranteed moneymaker. Great business decision. Thank you, Mr. Rinas.

Oh, he's back and says, I loved how when Christian said, Brett, you've got to shave your balls, right? And Kate went, fuck it, I'm out of here. I know. I know. Balls. Balls.

Pity Shades of Geek says, and goal. Okay, now goal. Thank you very much. Yeah, I was really here. All right, next. Let me refresh real quick, because we are good, we are done with,

stream labs for now, so keep on donating in. Refreshing, refreshing. Here we go. Next one from BoJack. Definitely have to put some respect on Roka's name. Without the many episodes he's hosted and him demanding Schmobots. How much do we have to donate to have Rott should be one of Brett Slackies?

Oh, I've thought about that already. I have him as a guest during the show that actually we don't tell him that I'm going to interrupt him every time. Does he scream at people to put Schmobot? Have you, oh, Christian. Oh, Christian. Is it bad? If seven people donate $1,000 will reach our... It's like, it's never...

He's just like, come on, you little pussies. I mean, it's just so... He's so aggressive. He's a great... John Rosh donated $20. What the fuck is this show? Is he like asking for lunch money? but it's never like everybody said in 20 no it's like we need five people send in a hundred

dollars we'll hit our goal we're good like what did it know that's it take out of your loan on your house yeah do it he's really aggressive yeah he's aggressive but it but also he gets the job done man yeah yeah yeah yeah roka gets the job that's you look if you look at it like surprise like sylvia donated $50 no bump that fuck off the show He's always shaking us down for money. The sniper doesn't need to use such tactics. And I vote to have Roker be a panelist on with Brett hosting. I thought about it.

So look, this is, it's like Sopranos. I got to tell you, Roker, he's a good earner. Who wants to break some likes? He tells them? If you don't do it, eh, I'll throw you in a ditch. Oh, wait, Brett. They like prey. Brett comes in.

He shaved his head. They put in money. Does he tell him he's going to fuck him up? No. Roker. It kills their cat. Truly. 344 away, ladies and gentlemen.

344 away. 3.44. We should just start calling Roka Sylvia. My name. Polly Walnuts. Rorca's Polly Walnuts. All right. What's next?

have anything on super chat uh christian well first of all 50 shades geek says christian if roka asks you why you are replacing with brett tell him watch the fucking show you you dumb dude that's it's that's corrupt you dumb dick you dumb dick what the hell is going on on this show i got to tell you i mean harlop coming in here saying it's the smartest now harl's a dumb motherfucker but i'll tell you he did smart he basically said said you take the most likable motherfucker, you put him on the show and get rid of stupid ass, holoff, get rid of stupid ass, Rokin. Do it.

Let Rogen fucking Brett Sheridan be in there, dumb dick. Yeah. All right, what's next? Okay. Jamie and John says, what were the original plot for Bruce Lee's unfinished film Game of Death?

Is it something to do with a tower where Lee fights opponents in each level? Shipsy Jendaze donated $20. just sending in support for you all. Please keep my sister in your thoughts as she is having reconstructive surgery tomorrow.

Thank you for the laughs. And thank you, Pusey. Thank you, Pusey. Thank you so much, Pusey. Appreciate that. Yes, thoughts and prayers to your sister for sure. Is that Jenny? Yeah, I think so.

So, but yes, thank you, Pusey. All right, what's next? I think the hard part is over, Jenny. I think that, I think the reconstructive, it's not comfortable, but I think it's not as dangerous as getting the cancer out so hopefully it all goes well Thank you, okay. All right, well what's next?

Hamstract says A live action movie can absolutely be great. It all depends on who is writing, directing, or producing. Past video game movies may have suckled, but look who was involved. You really got a kick out of that one, huh? Gary Pusey someone said. Oh, boy.

Okay, well, what's next? Well, but that's knee missiles. So I have an update. We have an update. So we are $323 away from Brett hosting two shows next week. Yo. 1,323 from renewing the whole week. All right, what's next?

Daryl Stokes says, Brett should host Monday after Super Bowl for the trailers. Considering it. All right, what's next? Last one we have for now is for the Shades of Geek. You did it to yourself. You did it to yourself. All right, good. It's all for now.

Well, we'll wait. We have about 20 minutes. We'll see if we can hit the goal. But now this allows us to just kind of sit back and shoot the shit for a little bit. We have an impression, right? We have an impression. I do you want to do that now? What was the other one that we have? We have something else?

It was only the one. One impression, yeah. I was going to try to not do as many impressions today, but that's fine. Let's do one. Pacino as Jim Gordon. Chris Walken as Batman, doing bad cop. Good cop, bad cop on Jesse's Poison Ivy. They try to figure out who she murdered.

Change that a little bit. That's better. Yeah, that's better. All right. So I'll be a... Hey, Batman. How are you? I'm doing pretty good.

I just got here in my Batmobile. I saw the bat signal in the sky. What could I do for you, Gordon? Like that. Man on a mission. Coming in fast. Okay.

Well, we just... got poison, poison I got to ask, why'd you do it? Who'd you do it? What for? What do you do? What do you do? I don't know. Oh, big tough guy. You think I'm just going to answer your question? No, thank you. Listen, you keep your tone down, lady. I'm going to put some Calamine lotion on you and clear you out of this room. And here's the thing, Batman. For some reason, reason for some unknown reason. She's doing a Holy Queen impression. We got to figure out why Poison Ivy is doing Holly Quinn.

Did she kill her? I don't know. Okay. Oh, my bad. Just because I've never seen any of these goddamn shithole movies. Shit hole. Be quite honest. I haven't even seen the film.

I was in that featured the poison ivy either. So I'm looking around and I see a guy with a mask over his eyes trying to sniff his own balls. And there you got poison ivy who doesn't even watch your movies. Oh, oh. I thought I was supposed to be. Jesse. Was he, is he being with? I don't know.

Yeah, but he does that sometimes. Chino will be in the middle of it. Okay. All right. Well, I don't know. Maybe, but not this time. Christian, Christian, you be Al Pacino, and I'm going to be me asking you of your kids are excited for Christmas.

Okay, go ahead. So are your kids excited for Christmas? Christmas. It's Christmas. It's kids. Yeah. Ha. Of course they are. The kids. Of course. It's Christmas. Kids. I like it. How spot on is my walking, though? Captain penis says that I do not do Gary Busey anymore.

The appropriate question is does Gary Bucce do Christian Harleff anymore? I have been driving around. on a four-year-old scooter in my neighborhood of Paris, France. And that is not the place you might think it is. It is a street in a place on an unknown realm. All right. I feel like your teleportation thing would fix Gary P.C. Yeah, it's true.

All right, Brett, we got 15 minutes left, and you might just be off the hook for one right now. So you're looking like, you know, maybe Roke will be alright with, just take one away from them. I'm not off the hook. Nobody's going to pull one in at the last five minutes. Oh.

Uh-oh. They're good people. They're good people. They're like to fuck with us. 317 away. I think of say they're good people, but they like to fuck. That's true. Solshy, 1,99 donated $20.

Hey, how much? for Christian to come and dressed as Professor Crow one day? She actually turns out to be a 10. Revelation. Credit to swap, peaceful dude 85, hi Brett. That's exactly what I mean. I dress up as Professor Crow. Someone takes the video of it and then they go, oh, you're donated $21. Come on people. Donate. If three of you give $100 and I will say three of your names are there just to make sure everyone's super comfortable. I get an extra day off donate you stingy fucks like i said like i said when i'm looking and i say hey today we're still able to keep it the show why because roger just throat in someone's life yeah yeah you stingy fucks a lot of great men look at this yeah i'm i'm sitting around and i and i hear hey so you

the audience is scared so what the show do thousand dollars how come roca said they were going to go to his house and steal their children that's all they donated i said all right keep the show you're late oh it's so good right i hope he's called kate's phone line again i know i really want somebody to call i want i really want someone to call yeah okay what number you know no no no sorry i was i had a frog in my throat I'm not answering your phone that way. Don't be crazy. Oh, can you imagine?

What would your, what would your parents do if they used to tell you do that? I don't know that I can do it next week when hopefully we're all testing negative on Saturday and then we'll be able to move in together on Sunday. I don't think I can do it next week. Is she not in the house right now? They're not in the house. No. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're quarantined away from them.

Right, right, right. So, well, there you go. So that's why you're able to do that. And you know that they don't watch this show. so. Sorry. Oh, great. Just picturing the guy in the other.

Right. Go back to the close-up of her right now. Can you go back to the close-up? Yeah. Go back to the close-up. There is it. I can't see it. I can't, what can I see it? I'm trying to go to the YouTube things. Oh, she got it.

She probably, she probably saw it and turned it. No, no, no. My mom just cut the internet out. I think what I missed. It was my, it was the overlord Lorraine. Just like, what are you doing? What happened? What did I miss? No, you just froze and I said, I said, do a close-up of the freeze.

There was a close-up. He did it for a hot minute. So good. All right. Okay, well, let's see. There's more stuff that we have, we have 12 minutes left. Let's keep the show going. And Brett and I are going to be over on stereo.com slash Christian Harloff.

I'm trying to get to 2,000 subscribers or followers by the end of the, by the end of the week, which is tomorrow, obviously. So let's see where I'm at right now. I'm going to tell you exactly where I'm at. and I gotta go to stereo.com. I'm not donated $50. I really need to stop watching the show while eating. You guys are choking hazard. Can we get Elmo asking for political help from Margaret Thatcher for his 2024 presidential campaign?

Sure. Absolutely. And also total out of Robo. 222 away from bread doing two shows. Oh my God. Go ahead. Margaret Thatcher. Yes.

I know that you know a lot about. project and I was wondering how I could stick it to all these cucks in 2024. It's a very good question. Unfortunately, my one regret in my own career was that I could not stick it to all those cocks. I was removed forcibly out of August, so I would say just do the opposite of what I do. It's a bad, what Alice in Wonderland character. That's very sound advice. Thank you very much. I hope you not wearing a mask.

Love you. No, no. I wouldn't, I wouldn't dare cover up this money maker. I am zooming on that because Christian told you do. Oh, so good. It's like her in the grave. Margaret. It's definitely taking a turn.

Oh, it's amazing. I get light-headed doing it, which I know means I'm not using my breath correctly. Oh, it's incredible. You're a worst ghost to be haunted by then, Margaret Thatcher. I don't mean, you know what I realize? I'm doing, I'm doing Fred Schneider from the B-50s. Hey, that. It's really good.

It's really good. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. You got to fit that into your repertoire. It's so good. all right let's uh okay got a couple more garth harkins both murray says here's agent donated twenty five dollars no k parker's agent my client was in the middle of pulling a train for a scene in her newest movie when she heard the news so she asked if her co-star could remove his member from her as so she could instruct me to donate she's a big fan of breton wants to work with him

Brett loves the Kay Parker Subtron bots He can't hold it together anytime of K. Parker He can't Every time K. Parker comes in, we lost it during the quarantine shows. Oh, man. Kay Parker's agent. High art.

High art. That was the best. It's high art. Because you know that guy is actually a K. Parker fan. Yeah. Yeah. It's like his favorite porn star of all the time. All right.

What's next? Garth Parker's website just went up today and they're like, what the hell happened? Buy stock and Kay Parker. Kay Parker. Yeah, that's right. GameStop and Kay Parker. That's the next big thing. Kay Parker. All right.

Garth Hardness, Murray says, here's one more dollar for Brett to host. I donate more schmobots, but I'm broke right now. Roker bullied me into selling my car to donate more schmobots thing. You're not going anywhere these days anyways. So I should have some cash soon from that. Look, as much as we give Roker shit, that's what I, look, he just the way he's got to do it. the point to be made is that in order to keep everybody who's on the show in order to keep them that they can be working that's that's what the donations do so as much as we break his shops he's doing

he's doing the thing he just has his own style he's just tony soprano he's just tony soprano all right what's nice uh 50 shades of geek says christian i still could use the nicknames of the rookies for the postings i'm working on if you don't mind i'm not i can't give them all i mean there's there's some i mean there's some out there that are that are already out and i can't go through them right now dude but it's like they're they're out there and they'll be like i said the jackal is out there the boston badass page for brettie there's one um eric the knight whiteley um what is the other one that i announced i can't uh mate uh the major thomas harper one so uh those are the ones that i got so far yeah daniel medina says just a couple bucks to help towards the goal thanks for the laughs

Thank you. Gene says, speaking of Uma Thurman, I miss her. One of my favorite actresses. She is badass and funny. I loved her poison ivy. The movie was bad,

not her. Oh, and Kate, I got another one. The one and only, Lacey Gillerman. Oh, the one and only?

The one and only because it actually works well, but the funny thing is she was on a certain point of view and she goes, so take a shot for at the draft or anytime Christian says the one and only.

and I was like, that is her nickname now. It actually works well. The one and only, it's a pretty good one. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I love, her. Yeah. Like, she fell in love with you and then the fact that you actually picked her was Yeah. Yeah.

Great. All right. Let's keep going with seven, uh, not even, like, about five minutes left because Brett and I have to jump into the, the next show right afterwards. So, all right, what's next? 50 Chia's The Geek says, by the way, Christian, the impression I did for Professor Crow in on the Facebook group, if you want to show Kate. Oh, oh, good.

There you go. And that is all we have for today. All right. Well, look, we'll shoot the shit for a little bit here, maybe two more minutes, but then, look, we already have Brett one day next week. I mean, we can do something next week where we try to do the whole week again, and we set those goals to try to do it again. But for right now, it looks like we're going to be doing one Brett appearance next week, which is great. We can pick which day.

It probably won't be Monday. I think that we're probably going to have Roke on that Monday. I'll be on Tuesday. Brett does Wednesday. I'll do Thursday and I'll do Thursday and I'll do Friday. That will be what it looks like next week. So. Wednesday, right?

What's that? It's on Wednesday. It's on Wednesday and Thursday. So yeah. And we will be very excited to do that. And it might make sure once again, Stereo.com slash Christian Harloff. If you're not signed up and you're like,

I don't want to get another app. I'm telling you, it is the best. app and it's so easy you just listen to it you turn it on you put on your phone um and you just put your earbuds on you can listen to it and then you could just uh record in a live message say hey what are you guys doing this is funny what is this show all that kind of stuff it's gonna be a question when you turn it on when you go onto the app i like hear like it just put somebody randomly yeah just mute it just mute it just behind you and okay yeah you just got it just plays whatever for the first thing is that

they're promoting and then that's the one thing i don't love about the app it just starts playing stuff but you can um but you can the second like i said i'll i turn it on right now and then i just yeah so and and now so like i said i'm i'm in it's 1155 i have 16 30 16 30 what is alex doing to his hair oh my god put a close up on yeah yeah yeah see it how it looks do the middle part. Something. Down a fraggle rock. You know it's so far

you'll get a kick out of this. To this day, if I wouldn't, and I've been doing this for at least a year and a half, if I was to do this in my house right now, my three-year-go-go-dog show. The best. Yeah. Okay. Look, hit the music. Hit your music.

Thank you guys so much for joining us here today. Thank you to Ryan. Thank you to Alex. Thank you to Brett and Kate. Hold'am crew. The Schmodown season is right around the corner, everybody. February 19th is our first big pay-per-view. Oh, shout up to Haskell 420.

Good dude. Almost for the last crew. Yes, thank you guys. Thank you so much. Appreciate that. But once again, Schmodown is starting February 19. pay-per-view Laura Kelly from Swag versus Molly Damon from the dungeon. Main event, the dungeon.

It will be Mara Kahnopic coming out of retirement two years later going after that title against the Swaggne intergeekdom champion. Chandru, the chosen, Donna Kondi. That happens for every 19th. The season will start right after that in March. Pretty excited about it. Everybody playing for a big prize this year. So we'll see you guys really, really soon.

Appreciate it. And going over to stereo. Right now, everybody. Peace. The Jeep Wrangler 4xE. It's electrified. Boogie, wugi, wugi. So you can boogie, wugi, wuggy up a mountain over creeks

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