The Kristian Harloff Show - Legendary ArcLight Cinemas Closing Permanently - SEN LIVE #363
Episode Date: April 13, 2021On today's show, Roxy Striar hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Winston A Marshall, and Alex Marzoña, to discuss ArcLight Cinemas shutting down, Jordan Vogt-Roberts helming a Gundam movie, Joe Co...rnish lines up Mark Millar adaptation, and the Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard trailer. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp
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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi friends, welcome back to SCN live on this beautiful Tuesday morning.
Why is it a beautiful Tuesday morning?
Well, don't you worry, I'm about to reveal all.
Y'all know when I sit in this seat, I'd love to torture anybody around me, and today is going to be no different.
But before I tell you about that, it didn't get to me.
That's all you do.
That's now you're, you don't speak, you know.
I couldn't hear, I couldn't hear it.
Yeah, you dropped out for a bit there, right?
It was just the music there.
Oh, you're frozen.
Why am I frozen?
You're standing frozen in the life you chosen.
What?
You could hear me, but you can't see me.
Yeah, you're just like the.
We can see your frozen phase.
I'm so sorry.
Why is that happening?
Real quick, leave the call and come back.
I'm so sad about this, though.
Very quick, you're hosting the show.
Do your thing. I'll be right back.
Okay, here we go.
Also, you're lucked out.
How you doing today, Malcolm?
There you up.
I'm good.
Everybody good?
Roxy, you good?
I don't know.
I feel like I'm always good.
Never one time prior to Skype was I a frozen Muppet.
And now I am.
I don't know because you guys are giving me no facial response.
Can you see me?
Yeah, we see you.
Yes, you're totally fine.
You guys because he was frozen for me.
All right, yeah, I just, I got dropped a little bit there too.
Guess what this show is off to a great start?
Yeah, also the people in the chat are saying there's no audio.
Yeah.
So that's a good one too.
Not when you let us know when they can see and hear us.
And until then, I'm just going to pretend like they can do.
Sound is back.
Okay.
We go.
Skype's dropping in and out.
All right.
So here's what I make of that.
Hi, friends.
I think it's a, Brett, how do you say take two?
Yes.
So with the clapper, is welcome back to SCN Live.
That's Alex.
That's Brett.
We can hear Malcolm.
And that is what's going on.
So this is okay.
And all of these tech issues are okay.
Okay, because what we have today is going to be one of the best S-E-N episodes that has ever hit the screen.
And I'm going to tell you guys why right now.
So here's what happened last night.
And after this, Brett might want to decide to stop partaking in any kind of extra terrestrial activities.
That's what I'm going to call them.
Because this is what happened.
I, like a good collaboration partner, reached out to Brett last night and I said, listen,
Winston's going to be a little late to the show.
He's doing this thing with his lady and he's not going to be here on time.
And I didn't know Alex was going to be on the show because he's not on the emails and I'm very
literal person.
But he is here.
So I reached out to Brett and I said, Brett, what do you want to do for tomorrow?
You know, like we could plan something together.
We could do a duo thing.
We could do a joint rap.
There's just a lot of stuff that we could do, Brett.
And what Brett said back to me was, I trust you, you plan the show.
To which I said back to him, I feel like those are really dangerous words.
I wouldn't put that in my hands.
You know, you might end up in a lot of trouble.
You might end up really screwed here, Brett.
And he wrote back to me, do your worst.
So today is called do your worst.
And this is how it goes.
After our $300 mark, every $100, I'm going to do my worst to Brett and see how that goes.
Oh, wow.
We can do a lot of different things on the show today.
This is really Brett's day.
Some might call this a celebration of Brett's life.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're so welcome.
So I'm ridiculously excited for it.
I don't even want to spoil any of the things I have planned for him.
I've taken some of the things that we had from the World Girls prank war this week
that went disastrously well.
And I've tweaked them to make them worse and we'll be asking Brett to do those things.
If Brett is unwilling to do anything, he has to look in the camera and hit his hand and say,
Brett's been a bad, bad boy.
So, you know, if he won't play along, then he's been a bad.
bad, bad boy. And that is where we're at right now. How are we feeling with the video and the audio now?
Are we fully back? Are we synced up? Are we ready to go or what? Everything seems like it has
come back together. Look at that. Guys, it always works out in the end, especially when Brett lets us
fuck with him. Hey, Ambien, I tell you what, sometimes you're just out of it when you're, I'm like,
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm sleepy.
What do you think the word is that I'm trying to say when I say extraterrestrial, but that's clearly not it?
What is the word for those?
Extracurricular.
Extracurricular.
Well, you know, Ambien could be from outer space.
We don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I definitely ate some.
I got to stop, you know, I do it occasionally when I just really want to sleep.
And I got to stop doing it because I always wake up to my wife going,
So did you eat a vinegar chip and peanut butter jelly sandwich last night?
I'm like, why do you say that?
She's like, because there's vinegar and peanut butter and jelly all over the counter.
I'm like, oh, could have been me, I guess.
That sounds disgusting.
But also, I kind of get where your ambient brain went because vinegar just sounds like it fits with anything when you're on cloud nine.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of like a, it's kind of like a peanut butter, but worse, but healthier for you.
Yeah, but you've got like salt, salt and sweet goes together a little bit.
You know, it was a weird combination, I'll admit, but I always leave a trail of vinegar chip crumbs when I have my, so I thankfully I don't go out driving or anything like that, but I'm definitely an ambient eater.
and that's probably not something I should be doing much because I need to not eat at the middle of the night anymore.
What do you have?
What are you having out of your stomach?
Big old belly.
Does drum roll?
Drum roll on the belly?
Oh, yeah, that's a good sound.
That's a good one.
It was really nice.
So, guys, that means you guys got to get in your support.
Get it in early because once we hit that $300 mark, every $100,
Brett is going to do something that's going to make him wish he was on Ambien.
Brett.
Brett, is salt and vinegar your flavor of choice?
For chips, it's between that, and you're not going to believe this.
I do not like pickles, but I love the kettle brand pickle chips.
I love the flavor of the pickle, the consistency of a pickle.
No, thank you.
But the chips, I love.
These are also my favorite.
100% my favorite.
Are we learning something about Malcolm?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
You like the pickle chips.
I love the pickle chips.
I love them.
The exact ones that Brett is talking about.
Kettle's killing it with the different flavors lately.
They're putting out new.
They got ranch.
They've got like, oh, they're the go-to.
And I think they're healthy.
They're not healthy.
But it says they're baked and on there,
so I assume that's healthier or something.
Brett, this is not a sexual question.
It just sounds like it.
Does your wife like pickles?
Yes, she actually does.
She likes pickles and, but is the only one in my family.
My kids also don't like pickles, but they like pickle chips.
Do you like olives?
I love all olives, but no one else likes black olives, which I put on pizza.
So if you want to start a different thing other than pineapple,
I love black olives on pizza.
This is like a whole test.
They say that in couples, one person's supposed to like pickles and that person,
the other person's supposed to not like pickles and one person's supposed to like olives,
the other person's not supposed to like olives.
And that's a good test of, I don't actually fucking know what because I'm very single.
But good test is something that means that you're supposed to be good partners.
I love it.
We did it.
We did it.
What do you guys think about Malcolm?
You think that he's married?
You think he's in a relationship?
We just don't know.
I think he's probably in a relationship, if anything.
I want to better.
I don't know.
He just seems kind of young for to be married.
I don't know.
He kind of hinted at his age yesterday.
What did he hint?
What do he say?
He said his older brother had insink posters.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The lore is growing.
Yeah. He also said I'm skipping
KEM to do this, which was
I think a big thing.
I just am checking in
with you guys on something also.
When you're running the Skype app, does it
cause your entire computer to blink
like as if you're having an
epileptic fit seizure?
Every now and then, yeah.
Non-stop, it's blinking at me
and it's making my anxiety.
Wolf,
just curious if that
is happening to any of you guys.
experiencing this.
Not as often as yours,
rocks, but it does it
every now and then.
No, I'm stoked about it.
I was just hoping that you guys could all
misery, but you can't, and so now I feel
special and unique and
individual, and I'm very happy about that.
It just went right now.
I literally, I want to record
this for you guys so you can see
the kind of agony that I am
facing right now. Like, this is brutal.
I mean, it's every two fucking
seconds.
I know I'm supposed to be doing my job right now,
but this is so much more important.
What's the time?
It's great content.
Yeah.
I also love it for the obvious listeners.
You're a little confused about, though.
Don't y'all want to see Brett make an ass of himself,
just wondering?
Because where do Shmobots be at?
And you know, yesterday we had problems with stream labs,
and today they're all fixed,
so you can use your PayPal to get your stream labs and Shmobots in.
What happened yesterday?
There was something wrong with PayPal users couldn't just couldn't PayPal their money in, their donations in.
So they had to use credit cards, but we had now fixed the problem.
So no excuses play like a champion is what I'm hearing from you, Alex.
Pretty much, pretty much.
So I was just wondering if that's what you were getting at.
I tried to record my screen and I just recorded my foot.
Oh, don't put that one out there.
No, it's this other one.
I will be texting this to you guys.
This is a true, beautiful nightmare that's taking place while you guys are getting your schmobots in
and causing Brett to do things that will make me just the happiest person on the planet
and help with every fiber of my being.
Let's hear what's going on in the world of entertainment news.
Although I don't know that this first story is going to be a good one, Alex.
Yeah, it's a very sad one because sad news for Los Angeles, at least.
Arclight and Pacific theaters will not be reopening when restrictions lift in the county.
The Arclight Hollywood, the home of the famous Cinerama Dome and Pacific Theaters at the Grove are amongst the many locations that will not host theatergoers.
As the parent company Decurion Corporation issued a statement saying, this was not the outcome anyone wanted.
But despite a huge effort that exhausted all potential options, the company does not have a viable way forward.
Roxy, what do you think about the decision not to reopen?
And do you have any memorable experiences at the Arklight?
Can I ask you to say who you said it was a bad experience for again?
Alex?
I don't know that you wrote it down.
You just said this is a bad experience for that.
I heard her.
Did I?
Oh, boy.
What does he say?
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
Okay.
Yeah.
The Angelinos?
It's so good.
Oh, that makes more sense.
I think that this fucking sucks.
Yeah.
That's what I think about this.
I think that this apping sucks.
Here's what I also.
think, though. Lenny Kravitz taught us well, baby, it ain't over till it's over. And we just don't know
what's going on here fully yet. What we know is that they can't seem to pay their rent because we are
in a global pandemic and things are not looking well for Pacific theaters, including Arklight
cinemas. But what does that look like? Are they going to, is there going to be some major angel
investor who's going to come in and swoop in and same the day and the Cinerama Dome is going to be
saved and we're all going to be able to continue to see movies there. Maybe is this some kind of,
which I'm hearing, I've heard rumblings about, is this some kind of negotiation tactic that's going on
here possibly? I don't think so, but maybe. Also, we heard from the Caruso group, which that
doesn't help with the Cinerama Dome, but that they are the ones who own both.
both the Grove and that place in Glendale that's too far for me ever to drive to.
And they said there's no world in which we don't have theaters on our properties.
So even if it goes under different ownership and management, there is still going to be these theaters.
So while it is sad and while it is frustrating and while this global pandemic can officially fuck itself in the bum and not in a positive way, you know,
in a no lubrication,
how this hurts first time kind of way,
I do feel really,
I do feel really bad for them,
but I don't know that this will be the case always.
Yes.
Brett, how are you feeling about this?
I'm seeing, I'm possibly seeing that Winston's joined us,
but I don't know yet.
So if he is here, then you guys will let me know.
I love your description.
I love your, you know, varying degrees.
of in the butt so you can clarify that for people.
You didn't want them to think that this was a good,
good butt experience.
You know, some people have really great.
Yeah, yeah, no.
It makes sense that you clarified that.
Graham, bam, no thank you, ma'am situation.
I would say if anything, like, I don't,
I don't want to see the Cinerama dome, like,
turned into a Pizza Hut or something.
Like, I feel like wouldn't somebody want to buy that
and at least keep it a theater,
maybe if it's not under the arc light Pacific, you know,
thing.
I mean,
that's such a cool,
iconic-looking building,
and they've done so many fun things with it,
you know,
in the past with like Spider-Man crawling down it
and Godzilla poking out.
And, yeah,
it would be sad if that just completely went away.
And again,
what you said,
it's not over till it's over.
We've heard these announcements
and somebody swoops in there
and maybe saves the day.
So I'm hoping somebody swoops
and saves a day with these because especially the Cinerama Dome.
I can't remember what I saw there because I was younger and I was doing extracurricular
activities during whatever I saw, but I do have memories of going there.
I may have seen like...
Extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial.
I think I saw Wizard of Oz like, you know, like how many 60, 70, 80, 80, 80.
anniversary of it there, or I could be wrong.
Not the original release?
No, I wasn't at the original.
Roka was the only one that caught that.
Oh, it was John.
Can you see me?
Yeah, now I think I can't.
Here's the thing.
I cannot, I cannot because this is,
my whole screen is completely white.
So I had to wait until you show up on the YouTube,
but I saw your name pop in.
And everybody's saying Winston.
So I have to say, I'm under full acknowledgement and belief
that Winston Marcell is with us,
especially because I just heard his voice,
which would make me think
he is here for sure.
No, no, no, okay, word.
I was very confused when I came into, though,
because it was definitely, like,
so I don't want to do it in the butt.
And I was like, okay, I didn't know
that that's what the topic was today.
Well, obviously we were talking about movies, Winston,
because in movies, and not even that kind of movie,
other do it in the butt kind of movies,
that is what we are speaking about.
There's a beautiful glow to your story,
screen today. How was your morning? I know you can't say anything too much, but how did it go?
It was fine. I mean, I don't mind sharing. It's not. Your audio is a little trash right now.
Yeah, before you do, let's change your microphone settings if you could. So everybody can enjoy your story.
I have a bone to pick with the people.
Because I'm going to let it.
Not different.
Not different. Okay. What if I do?
This. Is that been?
Yep.
A little bit.
Got it.
All right, cool.
James and this call, McDonald donated $20.
Hello, all love the show.
Roxy killing it today.
Excited to see Brett embarrass himself unlike usual.
Also, does the SchmoBoss have other accents?
Maybe we can head to Boston or the Outback.
Malcolm, good luck on passing your driving permit exam.
Morse code has donated $20.
Is this on?
Are we live?
I watched the prank show.
I'm afraid for Brett.
Oh.
That's your Morse code Z.
He said, is this on?
Are we live?
I watch the prank show.
I'm afraid for Brett.
Guys, now they're starting to stroll in, which we need to do because we are still officially
a ways away from Brett doing some do your worst shit.
And trust me, you want to see that.
Let's get there.
Let's get there quickly so that we can start getting to some ridiculous things in which
we make Brett look.
So, so silly.
I'm afraid now, too.
Good.
You're afraid.
And I guess is what she's saying.
Be very afraid.
I feel that from you, Brett.
I feel that energy, and I will match your energy with an epileptic fit right now with my fucking computer.
Oh.
Jesus.
I mean, that's part of the reason why you're getting trash audio and stuff for me is because normally I'm at home.
I'm over at Christens right now because we are, before we got the schedule of when SCN was happening, we had already booked to see an apartment.
We're on, we're on a hunt because we're moving in together.
And so that's what we, that's what I was coming from.
The place was fine.
It wasn't like blow your mind like, oh my God, this is amazing.
But it was fine.
But it's the beginning of like a long search.
We saw another one on Sunday that was one of those super.
buildings but like the funny thing about the super buildings they're trying to be real fancy and
they hit you with the gym which is better than like the 24 or the LA fitness like the mega ones like
inside your own apartment which is cool and the pool is ridiculous and the lounge they have a movie
theater all this crazy shit leading to the apartments and them shit to make no goddamn sense
their tiniest shit there's like a giant fucking cement pillar in the middle it's like this is
stupid like who the fuck built this dumb ass place
So it's definitely a Goldilocks situation
where we're going to have to try a bunch of different beds
until we find the one that fits.
It's about figuring out what are your necessities,
like the things that you can't live without,
and then like compromising on so many of the other things.
Like if your things are parking spot,
central air, and a dishwasher,
then like that means that you don't get a washer dryer,
you don't get a large place,
and you don't get a yard.
or whatever.
Like, there's just, in L.A., you don't find a place where all the things you want
are all the things you got.
Unless you pay all the fucking money.
And the funny thing is with that crazy fancy building, it had all the things.
But then, like, again, the apartments were trash and it was expensive.
So it was kind of like, like, so sure it had a washer dryer and Central Air and the, you know,
dishwasher and all that stuff.
But then, like, the rooms were, I don't know, the size of, I would say,
to see the size of the bathroom in your old apartment.
Like one of the, one of, one of the bedroom is that big.
I'm serious.
It was a two bed, too bad, too bad.
And I was like, well, this is the guest room.
And I was like, why is this smaller than somebody's bathroom?
This is stupid.
So, so yeah.
So I'm on, the reason why you're getting the trash, this is my, this is my old laptop.
And since I knew, because I have a desktop at home.
So how are you making your background, like, blurred out like that?
Because Skype let me.
Oh, I want to do that.
Talk me through it.
That's fine.
I just white background.
Nothing to blur.
Yeah, I know, right?
If you put your little mouse over the little camera icon and you can see your face,
choose what camera, you can also choose blur my background.
Choose background effect.
Blur.
Not blurred.
You can't blurred your background.
You can only blur it.
I did it.
Do you guys see it?
I mean, it's so blurred.
It works.
Yeah.
It does.
So blurred.
Nothing too blurred.
Nothing too blurling me already.
Malcolm, you don't know he's like that.
Malcolm.
Your brother likes in sync.
He wasn't even in factory boys, dude.
What's up, Malcolm?
All right, let's move forward.
Winston, we were talking about what's happening here
with the Pacific theaters
and obviously the closure of the arc light.
How are you feeling about all this?
Do you think that this is going to stick?
And what would that mean for your movie
going experiences in Los Angeles?
You know, I
have since
like moved on
from Arclight because
it's just expensive.
So I have AMCA A list.
But that doesn't mean that there weren't times
where like if something big was coming out,
I wouldn't fork over the extra dollars
to go to the dome because there's something
very different about watching it in the dome than anywhere
else. So that really bums me out.
But it's actually not the one that
got me concerned.
it was Kristen brought this up when we were talking about it,
and I actually thought it was the bigger thing.
I have no idea what the fuck this is going to do to the growth,
because a mall like that with no movie theater,
like it is going to drastically affect all those restaurants and everything else.
But what I just talked about Winston, sorry to interrupt you,
is that Caruso Brothers said that there's no situation in which they don't have a movie theater there.
So regardless of who is the owner, that they, both of their property,
the grove and what the fuck is the
other one the
Americana that those will both have
movie theaters for sure because that's what they're
the center focus but who knows who would own it
no they are no they a thousand percent
aren't so if that's the case then great then
they'll solve that out whether they bring it AMC
comes and buys the locations or something else
though they're in for money anyway
out here giving bonuses to CEOs
while they can't pay their employees but that's a whole
another conversation for another
if that's the case, if those are already then thought of and taken care of, then I would say,
then, yeah, I'm going to definitely miss the arc light.
I went to a number of MCU movies in both the Pasadena and the Hollywood locations,
just because I used to work at the Apple Store in Pasadena.
And so it's going to suck, man.
It's a thousand percent going to suck.
I mean, it's on par with how I felt probably more so than Amoeba losing its building.
I know that they have a new spot that was like an iconic place to go.
You know what I mean?
And so to lose another thing like this, I think there's a difference between like maybe traditions evolving or society evolving.
It's a whole other thing to lose like historical staples.
And that's really what the arc light was.
So I hope somebody comes in and saves a day, but it sounds like probably.
not. Yeah, it is strange that we're kind of living through this time. Brett, a little different
for you because you already have children, but Alex Winston, myself, and who knows how old Malcolm is,
if we ever choose to have kids one day, we're kind of living through the time right now in which
we're going to be those people who walk by and say, you know what used to be in this building?
You know what used to be here? A lot of the shit. COVID is, I mean, it has our favorite restaurants
closed. Our favorite movie theaters closed. We'll see what happens with the museums and the parks
and all of the places that are struggling right now. It's definitely going to be not the last
of all of the closures. I know back home in Boston, I just keep getting these lists every week.
This place closed. This landmark closed. This historic closed. Everything just starts effing closing because
nobody can survive a year of not making any money and just shelling it all out.
Well, I think that shows two things.
I mean, the first, the first, which is sad is just the idea that COVID didn't just potentially
injure or kill people.
Like you said, it killed, like, massive staples of society in that regard.
So, like you said, these restaurants are used to going to with your friends.
Like, I was grateful that a bar that we used to go to all the time after Dodgeball,
when we're all my friend group is vaccinated now and we're past a two-week marker and so we decided to go to brunch to visit our favorite bartender which we were so excited she got promoted to GM which is amazing but like we got to go to an old hang and just like pretend like life was normal for a little bit which was so cool but it killed it killed like all of these these businesses you know what I'm saying and it it's just devastating.
Because you would want to come out of this hoping it's like, okay, well, maybe we can go back to normal, but there's a certain part of the city, even though we've all been outside since then, that it feels like you're walking into a wasteland almost just to see the number of places that don't exist anymore.
And then having to figure out what's the new steps to take going through there.
Yeah, yeah, it sucks. It's really tough.
I started to watch a movie last night and then I just couldn't because I was the new steps.
That was really sad because Arklight Hollywood was my favorite theater to go to after I moved to Burbank.
I would always constantly go there.
I remember the first movie I saw at the Cinerama Dome was Wonder Woman, and just the vibe in the Cinerama Dome was incredible.
I love that theater because, like, you can hear, like, for better or for worse, you can hear from the very, very back of the audience.
Even if you're sitting at the front, like something about the way the acoustics work in there.
You can hear them laugh.
You can hear them cry.
you can hear them screaming horror.
Bad Dad Toneated $25.
Yo, what's up?
People say they pick their nose, but I never had a chance to, because I was born with mine.
I'm working and have no idea what the conversation is right now but wanted to show support.
Thank you.
He doesn't even know what's on the table for today and is showing support.
All of you, 550 people watching live right now.
You got like $250 more dollars before we start making.
Nope, $2303 more dollars before we start making Brett do crazy as shit.
So thank you, Rad Dad Talks.
Where are you at the rest of you guys?
Can't ride on each other's coattails forever.
Y'all are going to start having, if you want to see the magic happen.
You know, you know, Shmobot in.
Sorry, continue, Alex.
Yeah, I think I, on Letterbox, I think I saw 35 movies at the Cinerama Dome.
And at the arc light proper, at least, you know, 100 more.
Like, just, like, going up those stairs and going down the stairs, like, and seeing the, you know, the upcoming movie posters on that LED wall was incredible.
It's just the vibe, like, the importance of movie going and all the people that love moviegoing are there with you sharing that experience.
And I really hope that someone will buy it off and, like, keep those theaters going all around the city for all the last.
Los Angeles.
And also, like, Netflix is building a campus right next to the, to the lot there across, across
the street.
So hopefully they can get part of the, you know, funding there to help buy it out.
I know that there's a lot of calls for, like, celebrities and actors and famous people to
help save the theaters.
But I don't think there'll be, they'll be.
demolished or anything like that. I was very, very much looking forward to In The Heights being my
first movie back in theaters in the Cinerama Dome. I hope that can still happen with a guardian angel
saving grace there. But we'll see it just sucks that rent is the problem that the company ran into
and that they can't pay it. But hopefully someone will be able to save it. We can all go back.
So Alex says he doesn't see a world in which it's demolished.
Do you, Brett, do you think that there's any possibility that the Cinerama Dome gets completely demoed?
I don't think so.
I mean, again, it is iconic.
It is, and it is something, again, though.
Tim Simder made it $20.
As someone who haven't been to the Cinerama Dome Theater in my lifetime,
but heard from movie fans that it's the Sistine Chapel of Movie theaters,
what would you describe the theater in your own words if you're all being there it was on my bucket list uh it's very dome-like
um it's cinniramic feel to it um real quick before he answered uh uh Winston uh yeah it's it's
to me i just think that again please don't turn it into a pizza hut or something like it make it
or a doctor's office i've got this doctor's office by my place that it's like has that cool
where they had the box office outside.
It's still part of it,
and it's a doctor's office,
and part of it's not a Denny's,
but the other one, an I hop.
So, yeah, I hope somebody buys it,
and it turns into some kind of in a little place
and not a pizza hut.
Why did they turn it into, like, a COVID museum?
Oh, Jesus. That's dark.
Oh, fuck.
Roxy, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
Well, they're not donating for her to torture me.
That's what they're doing.
Yeah.
Well, you guys, we're almost there, except for the fact that we're not, because we still
need to raking that dough to make sure.
I almost feel like I should pitch to you guys what the first thing that I might have
Brett do is.
But I don't want to spoil it.
So we'll keep trying right now.
We are $213 away from seeing Brett make the asses of.
himself for the first time this show.
But then every $100, we just get to see it again and again.
And it happens again and again.
So, you know, just get there quickly because y'all are going to want to see this.
Winston, I feel like 17 times I've interrupted you.
You talk for a little bit.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
I'm just like what?
So what was the experience in the dome like?
I mean, honestly, it was like, it was that we've that same sensation.
you've got going to a planetarium, but for like stuff that, this is weird to say, because we
all like stars in space, but stuff you maybe care about a little bit more because, like,
you're hyped for a movie and maybe because it's a property that you're really into, or something
you've been watching trailers for for months, stuff like that. So that same kind of weird buzz energy
you got when you go on a field trip to a planetarium, like, oh, my God, oh, my God. It would kind
give you the same feeling but like to go so like capital retting this donated $30.
Hey haven't been able to watch live lately cause I've been working 12 hours a day for the past
two weeks. I love and hate far more seasonal work just showing some support since I can today.
Hi Brett.
Love to see it. Thank you so much for watching live today. 12 hour days for two weeks is no joke,
babe. That's insane. What which I was going to ask you what was the last thing you saw on the
though. Did you already answer this?
I saw parasite. That was the last thing I saw.
And think I. Okay. Wow.
A lot of that movie. Yeah. I do not
remember the last time I went to the dome.
I went to the dome more
prior to moving to L.A.
than once I moved to L.A.
Oh.
Good. Okay, Brett. Judgey.
No, I'm just like, that's interesting.
Yeah, that you get... It's kind of like, you know,
I feel like
I went to the beach more
when I...
who didn't live here and we visited that I did what I was like,
yeah, I live by a beach and I go once every five years.
So yeah, I can see how that happens.
The same thing with the Getty, you know,
like when I, my grandparents were out here.
What's up, Winston?
Oh, I was gonna show you the last thing I saw in the dome.
Oh.
If the photo will let me.
But I saw Crazy Rich Asians the night it premiered with my friends.
And the whole cast came out.
So Ken Jong, Aquafina, like.
So cool.
the director, everything.
It was pretty, absolutely crazy.
And we actually, if I could find the photo,
like we took a photo all of our group together,
but they happened to be walking by the cast,
and they all came and took a picture with us.
So like we got to hang out with them.
Like, because they saw us out there, like,
still buzzing about the movie,
especially because it was my sister,
who's a writer at the time,
was still working at CAA as an assistant.
And so she knew Ken Jong because she was the assistant for Ken Jong's agent.
And so Zoe just goes, oh, hey.
And he goes, Zoe, oh, my God.
And then they just all started talking to us.
And we were just like hanging out for a while.
So like it was to think that that was my last experience at the dome.
And it just goes to show how magical that place is.
But yeah, man, it'll be sad.
Yeah.
If it happens.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, if it happens.
We'll be back there soon.
I fully believe that.
But, like, yeah, I remember seeing Black Panther, the opening night there, Last Jedi.
And, like, it was so funny when the trailers were playing for Last Jedi,
Jurassic World came on, the second one.
And then at the very end of it, someone just went, boo!
And then everybody just started, like, started, like, booing in unison and laughing at that.
Yeah, so Endgame and Infinity War there, and those experiences were incredible.
Went to a lot of Q&As there as well.
so it's like a lot of memorable experiences
and I fully believe
I'll be back there soon.
I get it because the other,
like the funny thing is how certain theaters
just do certain things.
So obviously the acoustics, the feeling
of the dome, everything like that.
I feel the same way about when the black movie theater
closed over at
Baldwin Hills Mall that used to be the Magic Johnson
Theater. I saw both Get Out
and Black Panther there. It is some
of the best movie going experiences ever.
Because all of the stereotypes
the black people just be talking through movies, especially horror movies, is hella true.
And my favorite story by far is, uh, at the time I was dating, a friend of mine, uh, she's also
black and we were like, we're gonna have-
We 4 underscore Sutherland donated $20.
Nothing beat watching Endgame at the Cinerama opening night.
The cheers the sobbing all the emotions.
Still a sad thing, but I fully believe a group will buy it up.
Things will be back to normal.
Yeah.
End game would be dope there.
That would be an awesome experience.
That would have been dope.
Yeah.
So I can't say the word that we called it.
So we'll call it a black venture,
since I can't say what we actually called it.
But like we went to go see it there.
And that's the thing.
At that movie theater,
it is like 98% black people in the audience.
So we're sitting there watching Get Out opening night.
And all sorts of just random shit habits.
So like, you know, spoiler alert for Get Out, though, it's been years.
When he opens the little closet,
door and he sees all the photos of the people
as someone goes, oh shit,
she got Tyrone and DiRelle and DeRelle and
La Cretia, nigga, you better get out.
And that's my one for the day, by the way.
But then, like, when she was eating the fruit loops
and drinking the milk separate and then was looking up
NCAA, like, prospects, I heard one black girl go,
this bitch.
It was just, like, the funniest thing in the whole world
to, like, do that.
So, like, theaters can do that.
If you don't need to hear every single word of a movie,
or it's not one of those movies that you've been waiting your whole life to see,
I'm always fine with the audience having such a collective experience
and people, like, joining in.
But when you are in a movie theater and you are, like, so in it,
and you want to hear every word and you feel like it's your movie,
and people will not stop talking,
oh boy
like that is
I honestly like
I like going to the movie theaters when they're
relatively empty I really
like a I really like a
small crowd in the movie theater
and the ones of us who are there are like
dedicated to be there
I love that experience
like both theaters are great but
I have a feeling I'm not going to feel comfortable
in that for a long time anyway
so I'm looking forward to like
quarter theaters
you know what i'll tell you the best move roxie and you tell me when you want to go they're still amc still
doing the private rent out so just pick the people like so we did that uh on friday uh it's cheaper to watch
older movies it was 99 dollars but i want to say new releases are like 250 they're like
300 so like we just literally something like that yeah yeah yeah but like for for the the old movie i mean
we went with um we just took 10 people so it cost us all nine bucks and we just saw scream in a theater
and we literally had the theater to our fucking selves.
And it was amazing.
Like, you just, like, we were all, again,
vaccinated, so we all took our masks off once we got in there,
because we didn't give a shit, because it's all us,
and we were just sitting there chilling
and enjoying a film we haven't seen in a while.
So, like, I think that that might be the move.
Because you tell me when and we're donated $20.
This is to thank you and show my appreciation to what you do.
Thank you from Saudi Arabia and happy Ramadan
to all our Muslim friends.
Drama Don. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Thank you to all of you guys who are sending your
support right now. And what I will say is that I'm a spiteful bitch. And so we have to get to the
game by the 11 o'clock at Mark or the game is off the table, you suckers. So what that means is,
let's see if Roxy can click chat and do quick math. We need $141.41.
We, $141 to get to the game by 11 o'clock.
If we don't get that in the next 10 minutes,
then the game is off the table because y'all don't even care
that I spent all night awake thinking about what to make Brett do.
Evil, evil, evil dastards.
That's where I'm out that.
Alex, don't look at me like that.
Going full roka there.
Yeah, wow.
You did go full roca.
Never go full roca.
threatening.
I actually came prepped with a game.
That's true.
Fair enough, very enough.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
He was just anchor,
no substance behind it,
but at least you had some substance.
Malcolm back.
He's going to watch that back and try and kick my ass.
Malcolm,
you have my full support, yeah.
Malcolm,
careful,
because I've got games for everybody some days.
Well, just wait
How about this?
If we get to what, like
250, then we'll get some
Malcolm Lover. I'll tell you
guys, I'll tell you how old I am.
At 250?
Yeah, let's say 250.
I'll tell you how old I am.
That's a
All right.
Considering how yesterday went, that's a pretty good goal.
That's a pretty good goal.
Real talk, though.
Yeah, no.
Winston, I'm doing it.
really good transition right now. Malcolm, I'm excited. It's really good transition. I'm excited to learn about
that. I'm also excited to learn more about something that Brett has to share with us. He wins in the egg.
I told you I'd nail it. Brett, what's going on? Well, you know, I know, Roxy, you're itching to get back to doing
what you love. And I'm so why. I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm actually going to be going to
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Loud and clear, Brett.
Thank you.
We did it.
Yeah, you really did.
Winston, what were you wanting to say before my not-so-smooth transition?
No, no, no.
It's okay.
That was the smoothest of transitions.
That's what I was thinking.
I was just saying Malcolm is either like the boss baby,
and he's like an infant that has a grown man's brain in it,
or he is like 95.
I don't think there's an in-between here.
I think he's either barely one,
or he has seen it all.
I don't think that there is any sort of splitting this.
I can't tell at all who he is.
Like literally, I have no knowledge on it.
So I'm going to need to us to hit that 250
so that we can figure it out.
So what I've learned from the people also,
and this is kind of hysterical,
I wish Brett was here for this part,
but he's not.
And I'll just let you guys know what's happening.
everyone at home is so protective over Brett
that they don't
that they don't actually want to watch him do crazy shit
like if this was any of us
they would be like yeah make them suffer
but when it comes to Brett they're like
we love you baby Brett
oh I miss
that's the people Brett
that's the people man
they don't want to see you feel embarrassed
or shameful
then why do they pay money for me to host?
You're so great.
Guys, they're funny things.
I'm not making him, like, do something disgusting.
They're funny.
Y'all trust me a little more than that, no?
What?
Y'all are crazy.
Wait a minute.
Because I know it's Brett and Kate's play date tomorrow,
but in prime time,
did you, did y'all pick your guests,
or did Christian do that?
Oh, oh, we're, yeah, oh, I didn't even read.
I think Christian picked them.
Yeah, I don't think we got to the, I don't think we got to the point where we got to pick them.
I think that was a different prize point.
I could be mistaken.
But you threw me off.
I'm like, it's Thursday already?
I thought you're talking about national.
But I thought you're talking about our actual Patreon.
Oh, the actual show.
I'm like, dude, I'm the day off during this.
pandemic, but wow.
What are you going to talk to that right now?
So Kate and Brett are hosting tomorrow.
They got to the donation number last week, so Brett and Kate are hosting.
And so there was talks of them picking their own guest.
So for half a second, I thought that that meant that Brett and Kate liked me,
and they chose me to be on their episode that they're hosting.
And then Brett told me that Christian picked them.
And I was like, okay.
It honestly didn't even register with me that this was a goal that we had hit.
that we were doing.
At least every single one of you guys is allowed to be here more than once a week.
But, um...
I don't know, Roxy.
There was a little something that slipped up during one of the shows
that Christian said he can't afford you.
So I started...
Daniel Medina donated $20.
Hey, RJ.
Great to see you on the GPA yesterday.
Let's mess with Brett.
I'm in total agreement with you guys.
We've got five more minutes.
Dale Paradise donated.
$40.
Do your worst rourke.
Do your worst.
That's what it's called.
And we're working our way there.
As I'm watching Malcolm update us with what we're at.
So we still have $79 to go in the next four minutes to get Brett to do some crazy
ass shit.
And it's not mean shit.
You so crazy.
Do so crazy.
Anytime somebody's chance that, I feel like I am in college again.
Oh.
I love college.
Hey, I love drinking.
Hey, I love winning.
Hey, I love college.
You know, Brett.
You know.
Yeah.
I like college too.
Is that the end of that?
Yep.
Look at that.
Brett, Kate, host Wednesday.
Pretty much nailed it.
Alex, tell me what else is going on in the world of entertainment.
Sure.
Okay.
Jordan, Robert.
will direct a live-action adaptation of the anime franchise Gundam
for Netflix and Legendary,
with acclaimed writer Brian K. Bond pending the script.
The original series began in 1979
and is set in the Universal Century,
an era in which people have emigrated to space colonies
because of a growing population on Earth.
Those living in the colonies seek their autonomy
and launch a war of independence
with battles fought by piloting robots, known as mobile suits.
Roxy will you be watching a Gundam movie?
when this came out on Twitter and was trending,
I had no idea what it was.
Was I the only one who was like, what is this thing?
Brett, you were the same way?
Yeah, I read the art.
I didn't know what it was.
And, you know, yeah.
So this is, all I could think of was gangnam when it said,
so I thought we were going to whooping gangnam style.
Well, only if we make,
only if we get the next three minutes will we get gangham style.
Winston, how do you feel?
Any thoughts on this movie?
Are you familiar?
My bad.
It keeps cutting out.
Let me see if I turn off my AirPods,
because maybe it's something with that,
because I couldn't really hear what you said.
Pitch it to him again, Alex.
Yeah, what happened?
Jordan Boat Roberts will be directing the Gundam movie.
What do you think of that for Netflix and Legendary?
I mean, I'm just excited to see Gundam movie, you know?
But what's the Gundam movie, Winston?
Well, Gundam is in mobile suit, Gundam as in, like, you know, the giant robot that you pilot,
and, like, probably one of the first shows that got me into anime outside of Dragon Ball Z was Gundam wing.
I mean, Tsunami just gave you all that good, good.
And that was one of them.
That's the thing.
There's giant robots that people control around, but there's one special one called a Gundam made of Gundam instead of, you know, regular metals and stuff like that.
and they're super super super super powerful.
Definitely donated $25.
You better not hurt Brett Roxy.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to hurt Brett.
I don't even know that I'm going to get to hurt Brett because we still have $54 in the next minute and a half.
Bring them in, guys.
Kirby French donated $20.
First time donating because Roxy is not only the best manager in the league.
She's also the best son host of all time.
Yes.
That's why I win all the awards.
I am right here.
Winston, let me have this one.
Nobody calls me the best at anything my whole life.
That's a lie.
That's a lie, Roxy.
You're the best in all the things.
Winston.
Winston.
You're the best.
I've been managing for longer than anybody other than Finstop.
And the first time I ever won an award was for my rivalry with Shannon.
My first and only award.
I also didn't win a single S-E-N award, and that's where we're at.
I mean...
The people have spoken.
I mean, you'll win one this year for the ladies and y'all's massive takeover, for sure.
So there's that for S-E-N.
Michael Rett Dingus donated $25.
Hey, guys, let's see Brett do something.
Okay.
Love that.
We need 10 more bucks in the next, like, 30 seconds.
and then we will make our way into our Brett portrait of the show,
do y'all worst.
I guess they do want to see you do stupid shit, Brett.
They care about you, but they still think you're funny.
Who can I Venmo so I can see Brett do stupid shit?
I'm, what is it that I could do that's more stupid or than what I've already done?
Not like, Brett, you're making it so hard,
because then you make people feel like, oh,
one was bread.
But I think
Roxy could be,
I think,
I'm game,
guys,
come on.
I don't,
you know,
it's the first time
you said that
in an hour.
Oh,
that I'm game to do it?
Oh,
I thought you read off
our text thread.
You haven't let the people know.
Um,
well,
first Roxie said,
hey,
uh,
you up?
And I was like,
what?
Um,
and then it was a different,
totally different conversation.
Uh,
yeah,
I said, new phone, who does?
He knows.
Clash before his eyes when the words you up showed up and that text message.
The same way that when Roxy was all like, after what you said,
Ben underscore Rayna donated $34.
High Gang misses to get the goal.
Roxy is goat of managers from Boston.
Oh.
Yeah, you're a Boston night.
That's what you're saying.
That's what that's explaining.
Hell yeah.
Well, we hit the goal just in time.
you guys for coming through and wanting to see Brett do some things.
I'll try to go easy on him for the first one, but guys, every $100, he's going to get to do something pretty incredible.
I think that for this first one, all right, Brett, are you in the mood for something silly or, all right, for everybody in here?
Alex and Winston, you guys have to be quiet.
Brett, for the next minute, you have to talk about penises
without ever saying the word penis.
Okay, okay.
Okay, starting in three, two.
Oh, just, okay, sorry, just to clarify.
We're not having a conversation and everything I have to say.
Just you.
You're the only person talking.
All right, so, you know, the skin.
boat is a very interesting part of the body. You know, sometimes you want to take it to Tuna Town.
Sometimes you want to take it to the back door. So when I'm using my own personal staff of righteousness,
I like to manscape it, of course. And then I also like to keep, you know, I tone it up with a little
manscape. This is turning into a manscape ad, but you know, the little soldier sometimes has a little
trouble standing at attention. And that's why another thing that is helpful when you get your man
of a certain age to help that soldier stand up as blue chew, you know, we can all use it because
sometimes, sometimes that little fella just doesn't want to perform. And you, you just want to get
the, uh, the, the, the iron rod to...
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, we hit Iron Rod.
I mean, I'm really glad that these live reads are sticking with you, Brett.
Yeah, I don't know how I worked in ad rates that aren't even sponsors anymore.
It's pretty good.
All of a sudden they send us money because you somehow got both Bluetooth and escaped in there.
Yeah, and also, if there is a company out there called the Staff of Righteousness,
I think that we should be wrapping that really hard right now.
I told you guys I would be gentle with our friend Brett.
He started with a neat boat into Tuna Town.
My God.
I can't believe you said Tuna Town.
That is, I got to say, I stole that.
There's a outtakes of grumpy old men with Burgess Meredith,
and he's doing this whole thing where he's looking at it goes,
it looks like he's going to take the old skin boat to Tuna Town,
and they just did a series of them, and it's hilarious.
But, yeah.
If you want to see Brett do more things like that, $75 more
dollars until our next trip to Tuna Town.
Malcolm, I also think, didn't we get, didn't we hit your, your age goal?
We did.
You're correct.
Okay, so here's what I'll say.
It's, it's, I'm going to be indirect because, um, that makes it more fun.
Oh, okay.
But when I turned 21,
I took a trip to Los Angeles.
It's the only time I've been there in my adult life.
And I saw a movie at the Arklight Theater.
And that movie was, it had just come out.
It was the Grand Budapest Hotel.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay, I know, I know.
I know how old you are.
Yeah.
So that was seven years ago.
So you're 28.
Yes.
Okay. Wow.
Same age.
Wow.
We just, I-five my screen.
You're 28, Alex?
I will be 28, yeah.
You're 27.
Yeah, 27, well, I mean, 93.
Yeah.
Okay.
Damn.
You're the rooster.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Good to know.
In case I have another 20-3 friends.
I'll know that y'all are good rooster people.
Good, good.
Alex, what else is going on?
I'm glad that Winston's excited for that movie that Brett and I have never heard of.
Wait, I want to keep asking Winston more about it, because I'm curious about it.
It sounds really fun.
I've never watched the anime.
What do you think Jordan Vogt Roberts will bring something cool to this?
Because he directed Kong Skull Island Blast.
And he actually has been old year's solid.
My friend asked me if I had a long distance.
girlfriend. I said yes. She lives in another nation. My imagination.
Hell yeah. I love to hear it. Guys, we are $45 away from the next thing that we're going to have.
What did I do? That was bad math? What Wednesday?
No, no, I just said 45.
Oh, I thought you were making fun of me.
No, no. I was, that was... You're on my team.
I literally, I'm always on your team, Rock team.
Same, honey, except for a...
Just find that text message was fucking terrifying.
I know.
I know.
I'm going to make Brett some text like that as well.
Can you send me a timestamp of when that was?
Because y'all did a lot of pranks,
and I just want to see the moment at which you ruined my life.
Yep.
Yep, I absolutely will.
I absolutely will.
All right, Alex, ask your questions to Winston.
You want to know what about the movie?
Yeah.
Should we be excited for it?
A thousand percent.
I mean, I don't know enough about the director, and I don't, I didn't see Skull Island just because I'm not a huge King Kong fan, though I plan on watching it before I go and see Godzilla versus Kong in a theater.
I held off watching it on streaming because I would rather see it on the big screen.
And so, but based off of what people said about Skull Island and people saying how much they liked it,
I give a lot of trust to it.
I mean, Metal Gear Solid, one of my favorite games ever.
I'm very excited to see echoes.
But specifically with Gundam, it's just such a massive franchise that's fun.
God knows how many different spinoffs.
You have just the original Mobile Suit Gundam,
and then you got Gundam Wing and Gundam G and Gundam Z
and like all these other different versions of it.
And I think that he'll kill it.
I think he'll absolutely kill it based off the fact that, again, if he did Kong's Co-Ecl Island, Gundams are giant mobile.
Leaks 10,8-90 donated $20.
Korks out.
Kock-S-out.
Kock-S-out.
Cox-out.
Cox-out.
Cox-out.
For the girls.
Kopp's out for the girls.
Cox-out for the girls.
Okay, I was going to say Cox-out for Kong, but, yeah, Kox out for the girls.
Cox-out for the girls.
That means we're $25 away from Brett's next.
Frank keep bring him in loud, bring him in proud, those schmobots make them go.
I guess because Winston's excited, I can be excited for this, but I don't know why,
I don't know why nothing so far other than Winston looking forward to this is making me like,
woo, this is the movie.
But I think that's it.
It's just because you're not familiar with the franchise.
Yeah.
I think that's the big thing.
It's just going to be the case for a lot of people.
If you're not familiar and you don't have a trailer, then you're just kind of like,
okay you know yeah yeah any more interested now Alex now that Winston talked about it
yeah definitely um I might even try and watch the animas um but uh I mean yeah it sounds like a
Pacific Rim with just monster with just the robots so sounds fun why not right you you you said
yeah very loudly you agree sir I see what I'm familiar with the Pacific Rim um are the people
in the robots or do they just control the robots in there
inside them. So there's, there's, there's a, in the chest plate of the, of the robot is where the
cockpit is. And then like, I mean, they have all sorts of cool weapons. Like they got like,
uh, most of them all have like a laser sort of some sort. One of them has like this crazy
like beam rifle. And where is tuna town? Yes. It's by the cockpit. It's a little south
upset cockpit. Oh. Yeah, exactly. And it's just like kind of right.
normally looks kind of like a it kind of either looks like a v or a c if you will kind of like a
C sort of depending on what angle you're looking at it you know some might say even you might
even call it a W well if you're looking at it straight on I could see the W you know but like if
you're looking at it like not directly but like in its general area because Tuna Town is like
fully taught, you know, it kind of looks like it kind of wraps up a C.
If you're looking at it the right way, it might even be an M, like Malcolm.
Yeah.
Roxy, are there any, oh, look at that.
Are there any terms that you don't want to hear during Dirty Talk?
Are there any things that, like, make you cringe, you know, that, that, that,
gentleman might say. I don't know. This just came up because, uh, you know, for my wife,
there's no like really sexy way to comment on, um, breasts or boobs or tit. Like she doesn't
like tits. She doesn't like, you know, like there's different ones. Like, I think everyone is either
just totally kind of sounds like a child or is just a little too rough. So that's, I don't know why I
thought about this, but I get her she's coming from, you know, tune town and stuff like that,
you know, I just was, I was wondering if there's any cringy.
In Tune Town does remind you of sex, just to be clear.
Two to town. Two to town. Do to town.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have specifics in that.
Unrevoidable underscore sneeze underscore shot donated $20.
Hi guys, first time, Schmoboting.
Did any of you ever watch Robotech looking at you, Brett and Winston?
This Gundam movie gives me.
hope for a movie the original Japanese
series. It was based on is called
McCross and was the rival series
to Gundam.
Officially hit 400 with that. Thank you so much
and we'll be making Brett do something else.
But also thank you for your
first time support. For anybody who hasn't supported
before, it's very easy.
You do it by going to
Alex.
How you schmobotin?
Streamlabs.com
slash the shmowdown.
Yep. That's what I was thinking, just keeping you on
your toes streamlobs.com slash the shmowdown get the support in if it's your first time then
we are happy to pop your cherry gently and we won't even say the word breasts because some of you
like that during that moment to answer his question yeah Winston what are you thinking I was just
isn't it just how you say breast if you're like damn look at the breasts like that's aggressive
but if you're like god breast though like you know what I'm saying like it's just it's just like how you put
a little bit of like how you deliver it you know
Like if you're out here, be like, damn, they'll just some big ass tities.
Like, that's, you know, whoa.
But if you're just like...
Yeah, it's a little...
Yeah.
This all stems from a bit I have that I'm bad at dirty talking,
because I'm like, you've got real nice boobie.
Like, so, you know, I want to put my wee-wee in you're down there.
You know, so, like, that's a bit I have.
So I just was thinking about ones that really make people cringe.
that I might be able to add into that bit, I guess.
Have you tried Hamamomagongas?
Hamamadongas?
Oh, that's a good suggestion, Malcolm.
Very good suggestion.
What was his question about the movie?
He wanted to know how you guys, what, what?
I don't remember the Robotech.
I looked it up.
It looks familiar, but I did not watch that one.
All right.
I want to get to this next Brett challenge.
I'm nervous for this one.
Oh, boy.
You're nervous.
What do you think that your mom is doing right now?
Right now?
Yeah.
She's watching.
Like me called her when she pick up?
She probably, yeah, she'd pick up.
All right.
So I want you to call your mom and say to her,
between you and me, what do you think of Christian Harlaw?
Okay.
Speak about it.
Let me see here.
I'll time code this just in case something bad is said.
You can cut it out.
Well, she watches the show, so she should know.
We don't know.
Between you and me.
Hey, Mom.
Between you and me.
Yeah, she's definitely, I can tell by the tone of her voice she's watching.
So yeah, between you and me, what do you think of Christian?
Are you behind?
Are we behind in money?
I'm watching.
You haven't called me yet.
Oh, yeah, this is like on those radio shows where you don't, you turn off your radio when they call you.
That's why they do that.
Yeah.
No, no, no, yes.
You shut off your YouTube or we get an echo of your YouTube.
This is, Mrs. Sheridan, there is a delay.
Yeah, there's a delay.
So there's a delay.
Okay.
Is this good content, guys?
That is really good.
He's never going to listen because...
Yeah.
The volume?
Wait, guys.
Oh my goodness.
What might be a funnier bit I could help my mom figure how to delete.
She always has like one email she can't delete on her iPad.
That would be a good 30 minutes of conversation.
But yeah, so what do you think of Christian?
I think Christian is very funny and he's a great guy.
There you go.
She knows how to keep my job.
Very good.
Very good.
Happy to hear from her.
Thanks for being a team player.
With all this dirty talk, I still haven't left and gone for my walk yet.
I'm still listening.
Are you still having that medical problem?
I love you.
I'll talk to you later.
All right.
I love you too, honey.
Bye-bye.
I'm all good to watch the show, but I'm on that it ever.
So, wait, so what you're telling me is she heard me talk about the Cinerama Dome doing it in the butt.
She heard all that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, no, she always says, and it's funny.
She, she, the worst part is, though, when you guys come up with a new term that I have to explain.
Like, I, I refuse when, when WAP came around, I was, she's like, what's WAP?
I said, no, Google it.
not going to have this.
I mean, I'm very, my mom worked
in the medical field. I'm open
to talking about bowel movements
and sexual things, but that was at the point
where I was like, nope, you have an iPad?
Google that. I am not
going to have this conversation.
Oh, wait a minute. I got it.
I got it. So we have
web, right? We also got
bat. Damn, there's some big
ass tits.
Well, that's how you refer to it with his bat, yo.
Yo, she bat, woman.
Try a lot.
Oh, bad woman.
Oh, shit.
All right, y'all, for a hundred more dollars,
we're going to get Brett to do something even worcester.
Something.
Oh.
You said do your worst, and so I will do my worstest,
and the worster and the worst ease coming up very soon.
Yeah, the Worcesters, the Worcesters, whatever that means.
Alex, anything else going on in the world of entertainment?
Yeah, let's talk.
about this, hitman's bodyguards, hitman's wife's bodyguard, because the trailer was released
showing some action and laughs in the Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Selma Hayek,
star, the movie, the sequel, is set to release on June 16th.
Roxy, what did you think of the trailer, and are you looking forward to seeing the sequel?
I like anything Ryan Reynolds is in. It seemed like we were seeing some similar beats to movies
that we've seen of his before and just the kind of his delivery. I think that
the bodyguard's wife, is that the name of the movie?
Hitman's wife's bodyguard.
Hitman's wife's bodyguard.
I can't get it right any time I try to say it.
It looks funny enough.
It looks funny enough.
Honestly, it gave me some goofy vibes that I was like,
I definitely will be watching this.
Is this going to be a movie to win all the Oscars?
Certainly not, but does it look silly and fun?
Yeah, I think so.
Brett, did you watch the trailer?
Oh, there was a trailer?
Good, good, good.
Winston, did you see the trailer?
I was looking at houses.
I'm so excited about this.
The only person I can really rely on,
I've worked with him for years and years,
minus the years part.
Malcolm, did you see the trailer?
Pass.
All right, Alex, my actual...
I could do this, Roxy.
I could put it on mute,
and I could do a trailer reaction
without playing the trailer.
Okay, well, you do that.
You do that while Alex tells me how he really felt about this.
Yeah.
It looks fun.
I mean, it's a throwback to like old 90s buddy cop stuff.
I was really hyped for the first one.
Was kind of let down.
I hope that isn't the same here.
And I wonder, I wonder if people are getting tired of Ryan Reynolds.
And like, if his stick will ever get old.
That's what I'm kind of looking to,
see about this and
free guy, Deadpool, etc., etc.
Yeah. And another thing that...
I think it's one of the good guys, and I think that right now we're just rooting for
Hollywood good guys. So we might give him a pass, even though the
originality might be lacking. Or not.
Or not. Yeah. We'll see. I'm curious
to see how the general public feels, but also,
a thing that really annoys me with this movie is that there's no article in the
title. It should be the hitman.
wife's bodyguard. Just hitman's wife's bodyguard. Uh, that's kind of annoying. It's like,
it's just hitman's wife's bodyguard. I don't know. There's just something feels grammatically.
I actually don't understand. Tell me more. It should be the hitman's wife's bodyguard.
Because it's, you're talking about Ryan Reynolds's character, the hitman's wife's bodyguard.
If it's just hitman's wife's bodyguard, then you're just, it just doesn't seem like it's a singular,
uh, singular, uh, you know, subject. I don't know. It just sounds like,
three words.
Exactly.
You think Winston's also watching right now?
Is that what we're watching?
And Brett is too?
I mean, Brett feels like he's been watching.
I'm watching it too.
They hit me maybe one more time is on.
That's why.
No, I liked it.
I mean, I haven't seen the first movie,
but is it anywhere to stream?
I'll watch it tonight.
Are you kidding that there's a first movie to this?
Yeah, Hit Man's Bodyguard.
This is a sequel, girl.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
So the funny thing is,
Roxy out here watch the trailer
if she didn't know
about them.
Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.
For sure, I knew that.
I do like in the trailer when they do
Hit me and then hit me and then hit me again
and then hit me maybe one more time.
I like any kind of trailer that, like,
chops up songs like that.
Also free Britney bitch.
Yeah.
That was a good part.
I just watched it.
That was a good part when they did the hit me,
hit me and, you know, very came out of nowhere that they did kind of some boob jokes with Selma Hayek.
That one just blew me away.
I couldn't believe that they would do something where, you know, they would make a joke where he's
riding a motorcycle with his face and her boobs because, you know, that's not.
Well, they're not going to go to.
That's not an easy bit to go to.
In a thriller, that's a bat.
That's a bat.
They should have probably gone to Junetown instead, but they didn't.
There it is. There it is.
They just didn't know.
This is a sequel to a movie that came out?
2017, yes.
In theaters?
In theaters.
With the same cast?
With Ryan Reynolds and Samuel Jackson and Selma Hayek.
And your winner.
By way of moronic knockout.
I didn't know it either, Rox.
I didn't know it either.
Wow, I think I do this for a living.
Yeah, I don't feel better about it based on that.
What would make me feel better is if we wrangled in $100 more
dollars to make Brett do something silly again.
Get in your schmobots.
Now we know that you just go to streamlabs.com slash the schmowdown.
Yeah, there you go.
A showdown.
Yeah, buddy.
She got it right that time.
Anything else Alex going on in entertainment?
Yeah, we do have in the entertainment sphere.
We got Schmo down this week.
We have the FCL today at 3 p.m.
on the Twitch on our Twitch channel.
So make sure you check that at 3 p.m.
We have, if you give me one second, I can pull that up.
We have Knight versus Harley and Devin Stewart versus Kofi Outlaw.
Oh, I'm really excited to see how Kofi does.
because definitely my eyes been on him for a minute.
There you go.
So, yeah, that's what the FCL is for.
Getting that new blood in the Schmodeown.
Winston, have you checked out FCL yet?
I have checked the FCL.
I'm actually very impressed with these players, man.
And I feel like, you know, it is giving us a number of options
if we need to call somebody up now.
or stuff to look out for for next year, stuff like that, you know.
So, like, I'm glad that this is something that's happening
because it's giving these players a shot to show their stuff.
And they're really showing their stuff, man.
Yeah, I agree. It's awesome.
If you missed any of those FCL matches that aired in the past two weeks,
you can subscribe to Shmodon Extra's YouTube channel and check it out there.
As far as the Shmodon League proper,
we have Adam Witt versus Thomas Harper in his Star Wars match.
that's live right now for all the patrons.
And if you're not a patron, come on, it's only a dollar,
and you can get this match early.
If you're not a patron, it'll be airing tomorrow at 2 p.m.
And on Thursday, we have Jeffrey Khan versus John Flickinger.
And on Friday, we got Lon Harris versus Drew McQueenie in a singles match.
And you're you excited for what we got going on this week?
Who your picks?
Well, obviously, I'm assuming Winston, that you're picking
McQueenie in this one so
totally yeah I'm definitely
gonna do that I think that a lot of people are
probably putting their money on McQueenie but I do think
that Lon is more
ripe for the picking right now
I mean there's there's a couple things you gotta remember
Lon's not super happy about what happened in that Shazam match
also from the standpoint that like Lon
he's I think what people got to remember
Lon's been in the game
for a while
and Drew has been out for over a year.
And so I know people love to go,
ring rest isn't a thing.
I mean, a thousand percent is,
especially if you remember he didn't,
he didn't play any digital matches.
His last match was a studio match.
I think where Mara was different
as Mara was at least around Dan the whole time.
So whether or not she actually played it,
I think that she was gaining experience,
It's just being around it.
You know what I mean?
So I honestly think that Lawn has a big advantage here,
but we'll see what happens.
Ring rust, I think, is a thing for certain players.
And you don't know which ones until they're in there.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it...
And also the game changes constantly.
And strategies change constantly.
And even as new wheel slices get added and whatnot,
you know, that's where Rust can come in.
So I think it's kind of anybody's game there.
I...
And, yeah, I'm excited to watch
that match for sure, for sure. It's going to be a good one. Thanks for letting us know, Alex,
about all of those incredible things. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. So much. I think we're, are we still,
is it possible that we are 100 away from Brett doing something silly again? Like, what?
Guys, you've seen that I'm not, I'm not dicking on him too hard, although, you know,
vengeance will be mine for this next $100. You'll see. You know, Roxy, that makes me think
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Yeah, no, that's going to bring in the dollar dollar bill.
The Brett fans out there that were like,
we don't want to torture Brett.
And Brett's like, not only are you torturing me,
but because of this, I have extreme turmoil,
and I got to get me to help.
So, yeah, that's going to bring the Schmobots for sure.
I'm positive of it.
I've already had fun with this,
and as much as it frightens me,
I'm excited to see you at Roxy has in store.
So please, regardless of how I made that transition into that ad read,
please send that money in and have, I don't,
the grin on her face every time she brings these up,
it's frightening, but it's an exciting,
Friday. Yeah, but nobody cares about my joy, Brett.
No way you're doing.
Roxy is like good anal.
Thank you.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Wins to miss that whole thing.
No, continue with that thought.
Yeah, often I am told that what I'm doing is like good anal.
That is a sentence that has been said to me several times in the past, and I appreciate it
every time.
The Roxy. It's like the good
kind of thing.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I think you're making a new slogan.
Wow, that's a really good new slogan for the show.
I'm going to have to figure out.
T-shirts fly off the shelves.
Mugs, T-shirts, you know, where does it stop?
I love it.
Live at the Roxy.
and then on the back, it's like good anal.
The good kind of anal.
Yeah, no.
I'm really excited about that.
I would buy so many of those rocks.
Good.
All right, we'll make it.
It will happen.
Alex, tell me what the people are talking about
in the way that they support.
What's that place called?
Stream lab.
All right.
And appropriate Katie says, wait, are we spanking people now?
If I knew it was that kind of party, I'd stick my toe in the mashed potatoes.
Yeah.
And appropriate gay doodles says from the sound of his voice, Malcolm is, one, tall, two, skinny, three, has reddish brown hair, four has brown eyes, five, has two tattoos, six, likes panic at the disco, seven is left-handed, eight plays the guitar, nine, once played soccer, ten hates whiskey.
How many did I get right?
if we
if we get 90 more dollars
I'll tell you how many of those are right
damn you know how to play the game
welcome love to hear that
all right
Justin Square says ah here it goes
time for another episode of Roxy at the cookout
so Roxy a couple of weeks ago I gave you the
scenario of leaving the cookout early
to get ready for an audition or to stay for the cha-cha
slide and they keep a shuffle so I've
been thinking, how are your dance skills? Do you know how to do the wobble? How about the electric
slide and the nay-ne-ne? Happy Tuesday, S-E-N crew? I love this game. I love it every time. It's almost
like I sent it myself. Thank you. Who sent it in? Justin Square. Justin Square. Here's what I
will say many Jews have two left feet we are not known for our incredible dance moves but that being said
there's no dance floor that exists that I'm not on I'm obsessed with dancing I have the best time dancing so
I don't think it's really about how good I am like I'm a goofy dancer I'm a silly dancer I'm doing my thing
yeah I have those certainly I can I can fuck with the electric slide the artist but I'm always willing to
learn and participate in any dance.
Am I, like, going to be the girl on the dance floor that all the guys are like,
that girl's hot.
No, but, like, do I look like I'm having a good time?
Yeah, because I'm having the best time ever.
So that's, that's the funny thing about you, Rocks.
You have this, like, like, uh, aura of just like this very, just like super hot, like,
like, oh, my God, like, what a goddess.
And then I've seen you sometimes, like, kind of do little moves.
And then it's like, oh, shit, she's a nerd.
Yeah, I'm so dwe.
on the floor.
Like, I just, I love to dance, but, like, nothing about me when I'm dancing is, like,
hmm, try to, like, get it, get it.
It's just all so, I'm so silly.
Like, I can't.
I love dancing, though.
That's a thousand percent.
Because, like, my favorite gift is definitely the one that it just, I don't know
where the background is, but there's, like, words that come on,
it's you just being doing your little head bob thing.
I'm thinking getting jiggy with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that, da, nah, da, da, nah.
Yeah, because I don't have flow, and that's just the truth.
What I have is hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not the moves.
It's the joy and the heart you put into it.
Well, yes, but also no, you're going to get clown because black people are sadly.
Right.
Yeah.
But I'm still going to dance anyway.
I'm not going to be embarrassed enough that I'm not going to dance.
And I'm okay being dicked on while I'm dancing because I am having a ball.
Is that a term you want to use?
I get what you're going for, Brett,
but you already talked about how I'm the good kind of anal,
so I guess I'm getting kicked on anyway.
Kristen has mastered the wobble now
and the cup and shuffle and all that so she can teach you,
so you'll be lying.
Well, there's a crossover, though,
because a lot of, like, those dances
are bar and bot mitzvah dances we had to do.
So, yeah.
You know, there's a crossover.
There's a cross-over.
over with the cookout in the bar and pot mitzvah.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yep.
All right, send in those schmobots.
Let's make Brett do weird shit.
I'll say it once.
I'll say it twice.
I've already said it 15 times.
Let's go.
I think we're still $100 away from the next one.
That's five people given 20 or 10 people giving 10 or two people giving 50 or one person giving 100.
I'm doing math so fast right now that that deserves a fucking donation.
What if 14 people want to donate?
Yeah.
If 14 people want to donate, then they should each donate $100.
Jose Montauvo donated $100.
Roxy, here is my support.
Do your worst.
Thank you, Jose.
Wow.
Because of my math.
Was it because of my math?
It was definitely a math.
You rock, I really appreciate it.
Thank you for letting me do my worst.
So we are officially.
up with another do your worst for brett sheridan while i'm doing this guys we are 90 away from
getting him to do something else get them in now because this show is wrapping up in 23 minutes
yeah math i haven't taken math class since i was 14 years old okay all right all right this is
this is a text message that you're going to have to read us the response to once you get
right all right okay this is the full text and it's going to kate mulligan okay
The text says, hey, texting you the second I saw, period.
Are you okay? Question mark.
Assuming you didn't mean to post that picture on your story, period.
Never thought I'd see your, and then eke face.
All right, hey, texting the second I saw, are you okay?
question mark after seeing that you didn't mean to post that picture on your story oh i'm assuming you
didn't mean okay i'm a slow typer assuming you didn't mean to post that picture on your story oh my goodness
period never thought i'd see your and then insert emoji face eke picture
on your story on your instagram i guess she knows what that here see this
is me. She's hip. She's hip.
On your fleets.
Didn't think I'd ever see your
Eek face.
Yep. So read it to us one more time, Brett.
What's going out? All right. Hey, texting you the second I saw,
comma, are you okay? Assuming
you didn't mean to post that picture
on your story,
didn't...
Oh, no, it changed. It didn't think
I'd ever...
think I'm a good texture.
That's really good.
I'd ever see your, and then what is it?
You can insert any emoji you want here.
It could be a, is this one?
Like the team? Yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Let's see what she said.
All right.
Oh.
Or is that one?
Oh, that's a different one.
I did the, okay.
All right, we'll see.
We'll see.
You know, Kate's, this is busy time for Kate.
so we'll see if she gets back.
Yeah, but if you get a text and you think you pose with something,
usually you look pretty fucking quickly.
I'm going to go look at her story real fast
before she starts freaking out.
Well, what is you looking at her story going to do?
Oh, there's nothing there.
There's no story, so this may not work.
No, but that's the point.
She's going to think she on accident posted something.
No, no, I know, but then like, but yeah, I know.
But it might, I don't know.
We'll see.
What's wrong with you?
It's a good one.
It is a good one.
I just feel...
All right.
I'll do it.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
I just wanted to see.
The next one I do
will be Winston-approved one.
So,
so that is 99 to approve of my efforts.
I was just really hoping
like there was something on there
that she would look at it and panic
and be like, is there something wrong with this?
Like, I don't know.
Oh, I got to wait.
What?
She said, wait what?
Yeah, so what do I say?
Just quick check.
You better delete it or something like that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or did you get hacked or something?
Yeah, yeah, did you get hacked?
I like that.
Right, you're born to do this.
I'm so happy.
The panic she must feel right now.
Oh, why is this the kind of stuff that makes me so happy?
It's a good thing the conversation before that was that she was having a rough week.
No, this will make it funny.
Wait, what? Wait, what? I got it. When do I let her off the hook?
Wait, what she said?
She said, which account?
Instagram.
Oh, oh, but she has a personal and she has a public.
Should I say her public or personal?
Just more embarrassed.
Probably the public.
I'm more upset right now because I think I only know one of them.
I agree.
That's exactly how I feel.
I feel betrayed.
What the fuck?
I feel fucking betrayed.
It doesn't be anything.
Yeah, public.
Public.
And then maybe take a picture of a naked person from the internet and send it to her.
You guys, Joe O'Wali or whatever says,
not a fan of mean Roxy, sorry.
You want to know what's happening.
Because I have a vagina, people are like,
women aren't allowed to fucking be mean.
This isn't even me being mean.
If any other guy, if Christian was doing this,
Job O'Walli, you would be like,
ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
It's so funny.
Her stories are empty.
Do I let her in now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You let her know.
You let her know.
But that's the truth.
That's the truth of y'all's inherent fucking dick-slapping, anal-loving,
motherfucking, uh, tuna town going to fuckers.
Tunit down to.
I was like, wait, what is happening?
Why all of a sudden are we?
That's funny.
It's funny.
All right.
She was shitting herself.
She was on her way to get her first vaccine.
I'm sorry.
She just texted me,
hate you so fucking mind.
She's probably laughing.
Ha ha.
Love you.
See, it's all fun.
She's a good sport.
Peekaboo Puss in the house, bitch.
Also,
So Brent does, Brett, are you really that upset about doing any of these things?
That one, I didn't, I thought she would get it.
And when she didn't, I started to feel bad.
Because, like, I thought she would know.
And I'm like, oh, no, she knows.
I have to keep going with this.
You know, so that was, yeah, that one was a little rough.
Oh, she says love you.
I think the funny thing about calling my mom was not even getting to the part is me having to tell her to shred off her.
Like the whole bit was just
No no, no, you gotta shut off the show.
You can't watch the show and Ted is at the same time.
No, that's fire.
You keep it up.
It's totally fine.
And if that's the case, if y'all are that upset about Brett having to do it, fine.
Give them to me.
I don't give a fuck.
Fine with it.
Like, he's a grown-ass adult.
If he didn't want to do it, Brett would say, I won't do it.
But he is cool with it.
So everybody chill the fuck out.
Let Roxy cook.
Oh, all right.
I've got a couple that I could.
send Winston's way. If we get to
600, so that is
$90 more, then I
will give one to Brett and one
to Winston. You'll get a double whammy.
There'll be two separate ones, but one
to Brett and one to Winston.
I don't even care if y'all are enjoying this.
I am, I needed this.
I needed this.
He said, you know
when your body gets so hot all over
because you're panicking? Yes.
Do. Yep. Yep. Yep.
We should, we should tell
her that she should make sure
that she checks out
better help.
And that's how you do that.
All right. Alex, talk to me about what the people are saying
in the stream labs. Morse code Z
said, let's find out, Brett.
Glenn Cesar also said, do your thing, Roxy.
So we have been doing that.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
John Eugene says, loving the show, guys.
Keep killing it. Thank you very much, John.
Thanks, John.
All right, Dagan says,
trying the stream lab thing again today.
Hope it's working.
Hello? Is this thing on?
Roxy, I think I found your doppelganger.
Do you know the wrestler Chelsea Green?
She looks like your twin.
Google Chelsea Green wrestler for reference.
Cheers, y'all.
And never know whether Greens with an E at the end or not?
It is not, apparently.
Oh, all right.
But I get that.
And names you would see that.
What are you saying?
I sort of see it, but not really.
Oh, you're looking.
Yeah.
I get, in this picture, I get her energy.
There's one of her with brunette hair that looks exactly like you when you had dark hair.
Oh.
Hmm.
I'll take it.
She's cute.
Thanks, friend.
Oh, okay. I'm getting the vibe. I got a Roxy vibe. Yeah.
All right, Roxy, I'm texting you the one I'm talking about. Hold on.
I think I know, yeah. Does she have devil horns on?
No?
No, in front of a Smackdown picture.
Well, if I had devil horns on, I got to watch out for all of the...
Oh, Lord.
Okay, okay, I see it.
All right, keep going.
It's a couple of last.
It's a compliment. Lex? What the hell is your name?
Lexi.
Nice to meet you. I'm Lexi.
90 more dollars for another one for Winston and Brett.
That's what I'm talking about. Maybe for all of you suckers in here who love to see it too.
Despite how mean I am, she's just so mean.
I think you're prettier than her, Roxy.
That's what I will add to it.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
you. All right, Alex, what else are they saying?
Well, the last one we have for now is from Sir Joker, who says,
ah, uh, what up, peoples? I'm obsessed with Roxy.
Hashtag be an anomaly.
Love him.
Fucking great dude.
Be an anomaly.
Fosho!
That's all we got for now, Rox.
So, uh...
The people.
12.
The people.
They're really fucking with us.
Oh.
Yeah, I know, Brett.
It's hard.
It's hard out here.
When they try to get this money for the rent,
when the Cadillac trash money spent,
and got a hold out of a bitch who's jumping shield.
Maybe we should learn more about Malcolm.
Maybe that would help.
Malcolm?
Oh, yeah.
There was that one goal that we definitely surpassed.
Oh.
So the list was
tall, skinny, has rent.
reddish brown hair has brown eyes, has two tattoos, likes panic at the disco, his left hand
plays the guitar, once played soccer, and hates whiskey.
Currently, none of those are true.
Wow. Wow.
Not one of those is true?
No, I grew up really skinny, but that...
makes fools of us all.
I wouldn't call myself skinny, but I'm not,
I'm not a very big guy. I'm not a very tall guy either.
I don't know. I know how to play the guitar,
but I don't practice anymore and haven't for a long time.
Are you looking to get taller, though? Is that one of your goals?
I'm working on it every day. I go outside and I do my Winnie the Pooh's stretches.
Where are you from, Malcolm?
Ooh, that might be another price.
Maybe if we get another $90.
Can you give me a region?
Guess.
I bet you can guess.
Can you guess based on my accent?
The Midwest?
That's a good guess.
Let's see here.
Is he from Chicago, you think?
No.
Midwest.
He's talked about it.
before on the show. Doesn't have that Dakota's feel to Minnesota, but not a thick accent. That's
my guess. Missouri, Missouri. That never mind. Missouri is my final answer. I don't even know if he's
going to tell us. Yeah. I don't know if it's a price point. Well, yeah, I'll tell you if we get
$90 more dollars. So here's the deal. For $90 more dollars, we're
We're going to have Brett do something funny.
We're going to have Winston do something funny.
And we're going to find out where Malcolm is from.
If y'all don't want to hear any of that stuff,
then I guess I really didn't do my job for this show today.
And I guess Christian does deserve to never have me host again.
It's just, you know.
You hit the minimum?
We're good.
I know, but I'm not a minimum kind of gal.
I know.
You killed it last time.
It was too easy for you last time.
Was it the truth or dare?
Is that the last one you did?
That one was just like, boom, boom.
The strip one did well.
The truth of dare did well.
And then what was the most recent one that did well, too?
The truth of there was last week.
Yeah, that was nice.
So that was the one.
Okay, so now I've learned.
You guys are helping me.
When I come for friends,
last week was two truths and a lie.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, the truth of dare did all of those did well.
But now I'm learning that people like everyone to play
and Brett is protected at all costs.
It's got to make you feel pretty good, Brett.
Thank you.
Thank you, fans.
But also, I feel bad because I wanted Roxy to get that money.
Well, it's not really...
For Christians' Pool.
If you saw the child the other day, that was...
For Christians' pool.
Above Ground Pool.
Yeah, yeah.
The whole...
He was talking about how it went to other things,
and we're like, shut up, it's for your pool.
And he's like, yes, it's for my pool.
And then when you get a donation, I said,
oh, he just got a slide for his pool.
That's a really good bit that might win next year.
Yeah, yeah.
Best recurring bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my least favorite person, Joe Buhlali,
let them do embarrassing to you, Roxy.
Then we'll see.
If anyone else ever wants to plan a show,
I'm bound to be embarrassed.
Torch me.
Make me do crazy as shit.
I have a question, Roxanne,
because I was very disappointed
when you wouldn't do an exhibition
Shmodam match with me.
Is there a price point that you would do that,
you know, definitely not during this show,
we won't get to it,
but would there be a price point
that you would do an exhibition match with me?
I told Christian, if it was a charity stream,
I would do any exhibition match.
Nice.
Nice, okay.
And that was three years ago.
And that would be the only reason.
Because there's no reason for me to do it.
I don't care about making money off of that.
And it will be miserable for me.
I hate it so much.
So unless I'm raising money for a cause,
unless it's like we're trying to help people out,
there's just no need for me to do an exhibition match.
Because Brett,
there's not matches where you don't get a single answer.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yeah.
I often go entire matches.
Even things I know like the back of my hand
when they're asked, I don't know the answer.
Yeah, there's moments where I, after things were answered,
like it's so crazy how you suddenly just forget like Steven Spielberg
in the middle of a, you know, like you're going, oh, uh, what?
It's like you know, there's certain actors when they ask those questions.
suddenly just forget every famous actor you ever know.
You can see their face.
You can see the film.
So, yeah, it's tough.
But I think you could do better than you lead on.
But what you're telling me is if something makes you uncomfortable
and it scares you, you shouldn't do it?
No, what I'm telling you is if something makes you uncomfortable
and it scares you, you should only do it if it's for a good reason.
Oh, okay, okay.
I thought just Christian asking you to do it was the reason.
that you had to do.
Why do you, Brett?
Hmm.
Why?
Why?
Who would win,
Alex and Winston?
Who would win between the two of you guys?
In what?
In a schmobot-down match.
Shmobot match.
Yeah.
Alex.
Depends on what will we hit,
honestly.
Yeah.
So I would give Alex the edge
if I'm just being real,
but partially not really.
I don't know if he's out here training or not,
because having to train my players
is making me a little bit of a,
force, but then also if you give me a category that I know, like, I don't know if Alex
necessarily stand the chance, but if you're giving me kind of general, just whatever, I give
Alex the edge all day.
What's your strongest wheel size, Winston?
Why would I tell you that so you can use that against me?
Yeah.
Winston, you don't play.
You're both coming, girl.
A man, you're both coming.
Yes.
I won't be playing in that either.
Why not?
Unless, I'm telling the only circumstances.
And if you guys like this, you should definitely, like, go and tweet him about it.
I pitch the idea that we do a manager bowl and the winner of the manager bowl,
and we would have to say that Sam isn't allowed to play, he can send a proxy.
That's not fucking fair.
He's a former two-belted champion.
Roxy proxy proxy.
Yeah.
That essentially the manager ball happens until those extra matches during spectacular,
that whatever manager wins, you're guaranteed one of those matches for your facts.
So we don't play for any point.
Why would I ever do that?
You also were a player.
What?
You were also a player.
Like if Sam can't play, you can't play.
Well, no, but I wasn't a champion.
Why would I ever agree to doing that?
I mean, you work in the industry girl.
Like, honestly, you, Shannon, Kate, myself, obviously, Sam,
that's not the same thing.
You played.
You were a player in the schmodown.
I understand that.
But, like, again, I wasn't out here competing.
You're pitching it because you're pitching.
You know it guarantees you a spot.
I got to a number one contender match for teams.
That is the farthest that I went.
You're pitching this because you know it will get you a spot.
That's what you're pitching.
That's not true.
I actually have faith that you would kick some serious ass.
I think you were.
No, you don't, Winston.
I'm telling you I go matches without knowing a single answer.
How?
How?
How have you been managing your teams this whole time and you know nothing?
I just don't.
I don't retain information that way, unless I'm, like,
really trying to study for something.
I don't know anything.
And that's on fleek.
All right, we're going to be getting out of here in the next couple of minutes.
I cannot believe.
I cannot believe it.
I'm really sad now.
I was so happy.
We did get one stream lab in from CEDA guy over there, Roxy.
Thank you, Cedac guy.
Thank you, Cedac guy.
He says, hello, S.E.N. crew.
Roxy, who would win in a triple threat match in the World Girls wrestling?
Roka said that you would be eliminated immediately,
and it would be between Stefan Doreena.
However, Steph said you are scrappy and we come back to take the win.
Agree?
Yeah, I mean, Roka saying that shows that after all these years,
Roka has literally zero idea who I am.
I mean, there's just no way.
There's no way.
Steph's a D1 athlete, so she's like very effing strong.
And Dorena doesn't mind murdering people.
So it definitely would get, but I'm the only one of the three of us
who actually fights.
You know, I'm the only one who's gotten
in any kind of fight.
So when you've never been in a fight before,
then when you're,
like many, many, many fights.
And I'm small, so I'm pretty good.
I've had to overcompensate my entire life.
I think I probably would win,
but there's a shot that D or staff would win,
but probably me.
And Roka, what?
And Zeno Ares says Roka booked Rock.
to win. Alex, are you gaslighting me?
What? Oh, no, no, that's what he said. He would book it so that
Roxy would come back in the very end and beat everybody else.
Oh. Yeah, you'd get, you've get like early, they take care of you, but then you come
out at the end and totally destroyed them with a machete, I think he said, which I thought was a
little. I thought that might have been a little harsh. I don't know if that's W.W.E.
standard.
Machete.
Machete.
All right.
Well, I guess we're going to get out of here.
And that means that I will see you guys next week,
even though everybody else will see you all the other days
because they're here all the time.
And that will be the way that it is.
What, Winston?
Girl, you host him.
I don't host no more.
Not after today.
I'm not.
Let's watch.
Let's watch it all fall down.
I'm really excited for tomorrow.
though because Brett you get to sit in this seat with Kate how are you feeling?
Yeah I well I was feeling okay until Winston reminded me of that.
Yeah I think with Kate I'll do a lot better.
Flying solo I don't like but I think we will do okay as a team and maybe I should start
discussing after she comes down from her anxiety attack.
But I just realized that if she's getting Vax today she might be in a whole different
Sitch tomorrow.
So hopefully she doesn't get bad side effects,
but we might have the Roxy effect.
But that was your second, right?
Yeah, I had a very high fever for that show.
But such good spirits, though.
Like, it was like I would be like, F you guys, I'm out of here.
You were just like, yeah, man.
Yeah, because no matter what, do your job.
Brett, you're really selling that show tomorrow.
I'm really, I don't think you have.
to though everybody go show up support brett and kate tomorrow on sien live and every other day
Winston you're going to be there tomorrow too and Alex you're going to be there tomorrow oh literally
and Malcolm too yeah it's literally going to be this except for placing me with Kate which probably
better off much love to everybody on behalf of brett sheridan and Alex marzonia Winston A marshal
Malcolm whatever his last name is I guess we'll never know and roxy strier that's me we'll see you
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