The Kristian Harloff Show - Let's Talk Favorite Movies! - SEN LIVE #381
Episode Date: May 7, 2021On today's show, John Rocha hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Steph Sabraw, Winston A Marshall, Ben Goddard, and Alex Marzoña to discuss our all time favorite films as well as the Muppets Haunte...d Mansion special, Mad's talking Indy 5 and Fantastic Beasts 3, a Cinderella musical heading to Amazon, and if Guardians 3 will be Gunn's (and Drax's?) last film in the franchise. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, what's up, everybody? I can't hear it. God damn things.
Star, where the fuck they point to me.
How are you doing? Welcome to
S&M. Live. Oh, there it is.
All right. Well, welcome the S.E.N.
Live here on a Friday morning. It's a hell
of a crew. We've got ourselves
an animal house of a crew in here
to have a little fun with you all on a Friday.
It's been a hell of a week, so why not?
Let's get down and dirty and talk about all
kinds of things and our love of movies.
That's the big theme today for this
episode is talking about
our love of movies, our favorite scenes
from movies. It is also, let me
tell you ahead of time it is a stream
lab's own or schmobot only show
Schmobot only show that
has been decreed here
Schmobot only show and we will do
or act out scenes from
movies. That's what we've all signed up
for to do today. That was in my email. Hope
it was in everyone else's email. So that's what we
are signed up to do today to act out
your favorite scenes from movies and
we'll even do them if you want with
impressions like Elmo
in a few good men. Obama
showing up in Boys in the Hood.
There's all kinds of things that can happen here.
So we're going to play around with all of it to have a little fun.
So please suggest whatever.
I don't know if I know how to yell at Obama.
Gricky.
God damn.
Don't make Obama yell.
Oh, man.
You got to do the Lawrence Fishburn speeches as Obama.
Yeah, curious Obama styles.
Message.
We're going to do all of that here today.
So start sending in your small bots.
us some love today. Let's end Friday on a positive, positive note. Let's get to a thousand today
and show Christian Harlov how much you appreciate everything we are going on here on S.C.
I'm your host. I am the outlaw, John Roga, sitting in for my brother Christian Harloff.
We got a hell of a crew. Let's introduce him now. The great and talented Steph's a bra. How are you,
Steph? What's up, Broca? I'm somewhere in between, very hungover and let's fucking do this,
but I'm excited to be here. That's my 20s and 30s. I remember those days. I remember those days.
Brett Sheridan, how are you, man?
Oh, man, I'm not, but I always feel like I am hung over.
I'm hung over by life.
Fair point.
Winston A. Marshall.
What's up, dude?
How are you, bud?
Oh, Lord Jesus.
You know, it's the first time since January that we didn't have, you know, a Falcon
Winter Soldier, Gawandavision thing kind of.
popping off. So I got to sleep
up until the intergeek. I did my homework
last night. I didn't have to stay up till
midnight and wait for the show and then
wake up again and watch the show again and take notes.
So I'm fresh. I got
a my time mango for Friday.
Eat not regular.
I'm ready, baby. I'm ready.
And I need breakfast. So you know I'm going to feel it.
These impressions are going to be so
not spot on. I'm so ready for it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Ben Goddard is here as well.
Do you guys do your Whisper Bad Batch review yet?
Or what's the deal with that?
No, we didn't do it last night.
We totally blinked on it.
It was like 1245 and I was like, oh yeah, there's a new episode out today.
So that was my fault.
I should have reminded Alex.
I'm going home this weekend.
So I've been like busy trying to get everything together and stuff like that.
Yeah.
First time home or you've been going on?
Oh, no, no.
I've been home plenty, but it's first time meeting my niece.
So I get to meet my niece this weekend.
So I'm really excited about that.
That's nice.
Cute.
Alex
Orzogian fire
Whoa
Oh my God
You're gonna do your whisper reviews with then
Oh
That was the nicest
Ben
He just gave me the nicest
fucking response ever
Right, when it
Oh you little bit
Kill him with kindness
Kindless
Yeah
Oh
Wow
You have it today
That one sip
Already hit bro
I'm out here like, kill it with the kindness, y'all.
They go.
Alex, Marzonia is here as well.
Alex, speaking of fire, I don't know if you watch that viral video about that woman
setting her house on fire.
Sitting out on the lawn and watching it happen for two minutes.
Incredible.
And there was a woman inside of it.
They had to go inside and drag her out of the basement.
Insane.
I don't know if you guys have seen this.
It's a two-minute TikTok video.
Woman goes out, puts down a lawn chair, sits in front with a book,
and watches a house catch on fire right in front of her.
crazy stuff. Yeah, what do you think she was reading, Roca? A fireman's tail. Yeah,
Fahrenheit 4-51 is the obvious choice. Well, what's the book burning one? That's the
book-burning one that Michael B. George was just in? Yeah. Yeah. Fahrenheit 4-5.
Wow. And I've been a lot of high school, so I haven't read that one in a while. Anyway,
we got some stuff. I got a lot of stuff to get into it. As I said, it's a Schmobot-only show.
So send in your support, suggest some impressions you want us to do. We're all ready to go.
have a little fun with you.
Work your brain a little bit.
You all are incredibly creative as fans of the S.EN Live and the Shemot Entertainment Network.
So I know you've got some scenarios you can come up with in your head.
Send in the Shemobot, suggest them.
At $500, we'll do one at $750.
At $1,000, we'll do a six-parter, a six-parter scene, an ensemble scene that could be a lot of fun.
So Starr suggests some stuff for us to do.
But of course, $50.
$50 through Super Chat.
Right off the bat, my favorite movie,
is Apocalypse now what a film, but also check out the documentary Heart of Darkness,
a film maker's apocalypse.
A great double feature.
Yeah, I don't disagree with you.
If you haven't seen Hearts of Darkness, you need to.
That is Francis Ford Coppola's wife's documentary about him making the movie.
And she has a bunch of footage from being on set, including Martin Sheen, that extended scene out
before he had the heart attack, blood all over him.
When he punched the mirror, he really did punch the mirror, all that stuff.
of Harvey Keitel.
I think there's a couple of scenes from Harvey Keitel that are included when he was first cast in the movie before he was replaced.
So there's a lot.
And definitely Apocalypse Now, one of the greats for sure.
All right, Alex, where shall we go, my man?
What have we got today?
I mean, do you want to just get straight into this topic?
Let's talk about our favorite movies.
Roko, we talked about Apocalypse Now.
Does Godfather, do any of the Godfathers fall into your favorite movies?
What is your favorite movie of all time?
Well, I can't say that's boring answer, but Godfather Part 2 certainly is in my top five for sure.
Throw in Lawrence of Arabia.
Don't listen to me.
I'm a boring old fart.
You don't listen to me.
What are the young kids like?
What are you kids watching nowadays?
What are you all into?
What's your favorite movie Winston-A-Marty?
What's the one you go back to all the time, brother, man?
What's the one that, like, picks your spirits up or reminds you why you love movies
and do what you do here in the entertainment world?
I've never, I've never hidden it.
It's a thousand percent.
what I consider one movie
Rush Hour and Rush Hour 2.
They're just one giant movie.
There's not a bad moment in it.
Sure, you would go back and look and you're like,
some of this, you know, maybe doesn't fly in 2021,
but nothing so egregious that you have to cancel the movie.
It's just, it's, it is Chris Tucker at his peak hilarity.
It's Jackie Chan at his peak badassness.
And it was two just solid films of them.
Like a lot of people love Shanghai Knights and Shanghai Noon.
Yeah, those are great in all.
They do not exist, if not for Rush Hour being such a massive success and being like, wow, this kind of team up with the funny man really, really works.
I can quote probably both those.
We don't talk about three.
Three is the redheaded stepchild we don't talk about.
But like these other two, I could quote them front to back upside down.
Follow the white man.
Follow the rich white man?
All the Rich White Man.
Exactly, yeah.
Cofil Gafish is Laxabagos.
It's my favorite.
It really isn't.
Like, all of it.
I could go for days.
Like, to the point where if the Shmodown had a rush hour category, it's over for you, clown.
Oh, wow.
Real talk.
Second round, perfect, perfect eight points, 12 points, whatever division it may be.
If it's a five-pointer, you might as well just cry your way home because I'm hitting it.
Like, I love those movies so much.
Are we talking rush hour one and two?
just the first one. As one collective movie. I called, I consider them one collective movie. I'm shouting
this out to Nerd Chronic and VideoDrew. Give me two weeks and I will challenge Winston to a video
chronic from a shower quiz. All right. You don't want, you don't want the smoke. I promise.
Wow. I want to be there. Ben, wipe yourself off. You're bleeding.
Why me so? I'm going to say that at the end, wipe yourself off. You did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha,
good. At least you, at least there is some competition. I need to know that you actually have a shot.
Jeremy Piven in his, uh, in his fashion dress.
Things that don't hold up in 2021 for a thousand, Alex, but still hilarious.
Bro, bro. A dead animal on you.
I'm thinking alligator, buttercream, buttercream, crockskin, buttercream, what size is the waist?
Let's go in. Whoa!
The moment y'all are having, do you want to be casted as the new rush hour for?
I was thinking do Chris Tucker, I could definitely not do with Jackie Chan.
I would die on set.
You be the Jackie.
I'll be your Jackie.
Yes.
Yes.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Good stuff.
All right.
What about you?
Gutter,
where do you jump to?
What's your number one here when you need it?
Lord of the Rings is the easy answer.
But I'd say my desert island movie, the one that I can just watch a repeat is hot
Fuzz.
Oh.
One of the Coronado trilogy.
I've seen that movie so many times.
And somehow I still find new jokes in it.
And it's just so, so I think it's the best of the
cornetto trilogy.
I love Sean of the Dead.
I like World's End.
But Hot Fuzz is just like, it's peak Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost for me.
I think it's between that and Scott Pilgrim for my favorite Edgar Wright movie.
But I think Hot Fuzz has got it for sure.
Who does the cameo?
Who's the big cameo?
in it for only a few seconds.
Peter Jackson?
Breaks up with
Oh, Kate Gensett?
There you go.
Stuff, yeah.
I found that one out last night
because we were doing a thing on top ten.
I was like, wait, what?
She's in the movie.
Totally forgot, so.
That's a good choice.
Is it Steve?
Do I look like someone that would go out with Steve?
It's Dave.
And it's like, hello!
It's like another guy in the cry like they all look the same.
And the hound from Game of Thrones
is in Hartford.
Yeah, she is absolutely.
A lot of Brits in that movie for sure.
Look too many, they ask me.
Oh, yeah, fair point, right?
No, no, no.
So, Brat, what do you got, Steph?
You got your stepbrother's shirt on.
Tell me, what's your, what's your, is that your one you default to?
No, I just was a movie that I love.
So I'm like, hey, let's wear this.
It was this or Harry Potter, and the crowd said this one.
So I went with it.
But I do love that type of humor, like Will Farrell type movies,
Kristen Wick type movies, like all the
SNL after movies,
Mike Myers, I was going to call him.
Like Austin Powers those obsessed with.
But Step Brothers is definitely one that I rewatch
often, especially when you had
kind of a bad day. That one, you know you're going to laugh at.
There's so many things you can quote in this film.
So, yeah, I guess to start my list off.
No, what is your number one, though?
What's the one you go back to all the time?
What's the one like when you're down, when you're crawling around
your bedroom when you hung over
and you kind of pick up
what's the one you reach for?
What is it?
I would say it's a tie between Austin Powers
any of the trilogy.
Wow.
Or Alice in Wonderland,
the animated version.
Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20.
Rush Hour 1 and 2
are the best films of all time.
I will pay for this match between Winston and Ben.
Okay.
Get to a thousand.
That's fun.
match. Hell, we'll come up with questions on this show. I'm down with that.
We'll make it with the end. Yeah. I'll get it off the cup. Why not?
We get to $1,000. We've got a rush hour match. It's the name Marshall rush hour match.
Yes. That's so fun. I already beat coin Fast to the Furious on backstage. I'm here to do it.
Oh, I heard that show was great, Ben. It was so much fun. Winston and Coy were just,
we're so, we're so like just great guests. So it was real easy. Yeah. You did a good job. You
You did a good job. Appreciate it, guys.
Yeah.
You found a way to lead the show,
clown the other band a little bit.
Like, you know, you really,
you really cover all your bases.
But I didn't want to, you know, like,
make it my whole thing.
But, you know,
it's got to happen a little bit.
You got me to watch the show.
So shout out to you.
Yeah.
It means a lot.
I'm very curious of what Brett's going to say
his favorite movie is.
Yeah.
Let's go over to him.
Brett Sheridan.
What do you got,
Sheridan?
It's Royal Tannen Bombs.
I've seen a million times.
I've seen that.
That's when I,
the story is that,
When we moved into this apartment, when my wife and I moved in together, we would occasionally have cable.
It was somehow linked to somebody who would move in, and when they moved out, it would be gone, and then who would ever move back to it.
Someone who did, I didn't hook it up this way.
Somebody else did the illegal cable thing.
So there'd be periods of times where we just have to watch our DVDs, and that was one that was on constant repeat, and I could watch it a million times.
I haven't seen that one
You haven't seen Royal Tenetable?
I don't think so
I need to check that out
It's a toss up between Rushmore and that one with me
I'm a fantastic Mr. Fox guy myself
Oh my gosh
I love that's another just like happy place
Because it's like 80 minutes tops
And did you see the video post
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After six months of letting my workplace
Talk me into staying I get my job
yesterday. I'm so happy.
Can I please get the Princess
Bride scene with Indigo and the
Six-Fingered Man when Indigo kills
the man? Obama
as Indigo and Trump as the six-fingered
man.
Um, so
yeah.
I haven't seen
the Princess Pride.
Oh!
Okay. Malcolm
Killets Speed.
Inconceivable, Winston.
So it was on sale on, I buy most of my movies on iTunes or I'll buy a
Blu-ray with a digital copy.
So it was on sale on iTunes for like $3 the other day.
So I have it, but I just haven't had a chance to sit down and watch it just because
obviously there's a bajillion things of content coming out.
We do this as a living, so I got to watch new stuff.
So I am planning on watching it, but I haven't seen it.
So if I can do the scene without understanding what's going on,
course I'll do it, but I just want to throw that out there.
So wait, so you're going to cast the Latino as the white character,
and then you're going to cast the black men as a lot.
All right, I'm down.
I'm in for it.
I'm in for it.
Do it.
I love how that's what you guys.
Actually, I can't believe I haven't seen the Royal Tennebombs because I love Les Anderson.
That's surprising.
Yeah, it's the one on the list I haven't seen.
A lot of people consider that the best West Anderson, West Anderson film.
The top.
Like, everything else is, like, good, but that's the...
I mean, I like Grand Budapest Hotel.
I still go back to watch that one.
Oh, my God, Moonrise Kingdom.
Oh, yeah, Moonrise Kingdom.
Yeah.
I even liked...
Dale Paradise donated $20.
My favorite movie by far is mall rats.
Tell them Steve Dave.
Oh, interesting.
Uh-huh.
That one was on heavy rotation in college.
I'm familiar with, but I haven't seen mall rats.
I haven't seen Jersey Girl.
Yeah.
What's the other one by West Anderson with Adrian Brody, Luke Wilson?
Oh, the Darjeeling Limited?
Yeah, I like that one too.
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It's a little unorthodox, but as an anime fan of film I go to when I need to just relax
and enjoy its one-piece film gold.
A goofy pirate heist with my favorite anime pirate crew.
Okay.
Do you know that one, Ben?
What is that one about?
One Piece is like one of those that you either start as a kid or you just like it's, there's like over 1,200 episodes.
Yeah, it's, they, they, they, so where, where Naruto and Dragon Bowl and all that kind of stuff eventually stopped.
Yeah, he's never stopped and it's still going.
So unless you are really like, I have nothing else to watch, it is an ad infinite number of episodes to watch at this point.
It's crazy.
Oh my gosh.
That is stressful.
That is.
That's what I'm saying.
There's 24 episodes of Demon Slayer, guys.
It's on Netflix right now.
The movies in theaters.
It's the highest grossing movie in Japanese history.
What?
Yeah, it is.
It beat Mortal Kombat.
It's the highest grossing anime movie ever.
Watch the first season.
Watch the movie.
Both amazing.
Wow.
I'm going to do that today.
I like it.
I just finished.
I just finished.
I watched an entire season of R.
You the One yesterday while I was packing.
Maybe I'll watch Demon Slayer.
today.
Trash.
Do it.
Trash.
Trash to me.
You need it sometimes.
You need it.
Especially that this season of Are You the One?
Because there was only one there was, um, was, uh, what's it called?
Um, it was the, it was the all queer season.
So like everybody is either is, is all by or pansexual.
And so they can all be into each other.
It's kind of crazy.
Wow.
I'm in doubt.
You're lagging real bad, by the way.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A second.
I might have to
Okay
My computer's freaking out
All right
Keep those small bots coming in
Definitely we're doing some of those impressions
Five hundred dollars you get the six finger man
Versa and Enigo Mottoya
And then
And maybe Winston will go watch it real quick
And come back here
Five dollars
Anna and the Apocalypse is one of my favorite
Films
Whoever thought a comedy zombie Christmas musical
Would spank me so hard
God, do I see that.
A lot of people like that one.
And in the apocalypse.
Alex, what do you got?
What do you got?
What's your feeling?
Yeah, so my favorite
favorite movie I go to all the time
is actually Hot Fuzz as well.
That was the, yeah, it came out
like right when I was discovering my love for movies
and it made me realize, oh,
that's, you can do that with movies?
It was very, very interesting.
I still remember I was,
April something 2007.
I remember seeing it at the
Corianchino Hills
at the theater with my cousins for his
birthday. You're like Scott Mance.
April 2007,
I gotta see him my cousins.
We gotta see the movie. It was great.
It was such a memorable experience.
And I remember just getting
Sean at the Dead and
on DVD later that summer
and watching both of those
showing it to all my friends.
It was just one of those movies that just really made me love movies even more.
And yeah, I try to watch it every year.
I've seen it at least 50 times.
So freaking good.
I gotta watch this movie again.
I've only seen it like twice.
Maybe I need, it's been a long, long time.
White films donated $20.
Would up you wonderful troublemakers.
My favorite movie of all time is The Terminator.
My mom had to break my VHS copy because I watched it once a day one summer when I was a kid.
It made me chase the dream of being a movie producer.
Anyone do a good, Donnie?
Do a good what, Arnie?
Oh, Christian is really the best, so I don't know.
Yeah, I'm okay, but not enough to feel confident in it.
Hey, it's me, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
There you go, perfect.
It's me, the Terminator.
Put the cookie down.
It is not a tumor.
I love it.
Switzer, what's yours, man?
What do you got?
What do you got there in the cold tundra?
What do you got?
What's your number one?
It's a hard question,
especially since you guys have pretty much named all the movies that I really like.
I'll go way out of left field here and say my favorite non-Lord of the Rings fantasy movie is Lady Hawk.
Oh, a Matthew Broderick special.
I love that movie.
I'm super into fantasy.
It's probably my biggest passion.
A lot of you know that I play and run
my own Dungeons and Dragons games,
so I always will turn to stuff like this
for inspiration.
And I just love it.
I think it's great.
Malcolm, can I be in a campaign with you?
Y-A films donated $20.
Same.
Fuck.
You get another $20 for that, Alex.
Though also,
Steph, if you want, I used to run
Star Wars campaigns back in high
school, so if you're trying to do that
I'm so down. I'm so down.
Edge of the Empire is a pretty good
system. It uses
like its own proprietary
dice instead of normal
dice. So it's a little weird
but I do have all the rules and the
dice for it. If you guys
want to start a Shmowdown
D&D game,
that might be on the table.
Dude, I'm so down.
That's some stuff for put that on the Twitch.
I'm sure Christian would love that.
Ben underscore Rainer donated $50.
Hey guys, happy Friday.
Here's my top five in this order.
One.
Back to the Future 2.
Logan 3.
Beauty and the Beast 1991 for Hook and 5.
Joker.
Can we get Elmer giving doing the Nicholson speech from a few good men?
Oh my God.
God.
Thank you, Ben Rayner for that $50 donation.
Oh, thank you, Ben.
Oh, thank you.
So, Alex, can you go over the list again?
Because, like, it was, the numbers, like, got it all.
I see it.
Back to the future.
Number one, back to the future.
Number two, Logan.
Three, Beauty and the Beast from 1991.
Four, Hook and five, Joker.
Gotcha.
Hook to Joker is a hell of a jump.
Yeah.
I mean.
Two different feelings.
I hate to say that Hook has not held up for me as a, like, that was like top five as a child.
And I watched it like within the last few years.
It is two and a half hours long.
Robin Williams is an asshole for way too long of the movie.
Rufio is untouchable.
Justin Hoffman's untouchable with Bob Hoskins.
But that's, that's it.
I'm sorry.
There's definitely more good than bad, but like it's not a movie I'm going to go back and watch anymore.
It's just not, it just didn't hold up. It did. It did not age well for me. You watch it, you're like, this is a lot of time with adults and children, like just little boys.
The fact that Maggie Smith is the grandma in that movie, and then I grew up with that, and then she's McGonagall and Harry Potter, and the kids are growing up. But I'm like, we just woman, like, she's like, she stays the same age. Like she aged and then she just stayed there.
So, yeah, some people like stay looking old, that age, the older age. Yeah, like Max von Cito, Max Boncito before you.
He was 75 years old for a majority of his life, fucks him.
You know, it's weird that, like, has sort of aged okay, not the subsequent films, but the initial one, American Pie.
Hmm.
Yeah.
You don't think so.
And for sure, like, him being, like, scamming to put, like, a chick that's naked in his room on the internet does not hold over well.
But he gets his just desserts and that he does it.
And then the whole school sees him, like, come twice on.
fucking interwant. So like it, it kind of balances out with like the shenanigans to,
to him fucking himself over ratio. But the movie itself is, hey, stop thinking about women as
just sex objects, like actually connect with someone, you assholes. Like, it's, it's kind of
interesting. Unless she's a milk, then you're okay to do that. Well, but, yeah, but I, but I agree.
She's the cougar, okay? And at least she had sex with an 18-year-old finch. At least there wasn't
like some pedophilia going on or something like that, you know what I'm saying? So, save that for
the teacher on Hulu now.
Anyway, I love that show.
That show was great.
It was a sexy show.
I will say this, Ben, you caught up to us who were in our 20s who saw that film and knew
it wasn't going to hold up, so I appreciate you kidding.
Oh, man.
Because I remember walking out of that film and I was like, this is, I don't like this.
I don't like hating Robin Williams for an hour and a half of that movie.
That is not a good experience.
Yeah. Brett, you remember that movie?
Oh, I loved it, but I don't, yeah, I mean, now that you made me think about it, I'm like, oh, yeah, he was a dick.
So now you ruined it for me. Thank you. No, I haven't seen it in so long, and I think I didn't even think about that, you know, because it, you know, it ends nicely.
Yes, it does. Yeah, yeah. And I just, and for some reason, now that you mentioned, I just keep having the blues traveler song rung into my head over and over since you said.
He hooks up with Tinkerbell?
That's the other one that's a little weird.
Talk about breaking backs, right?
Holy shit.
Breaking bells.
Clapping for Tink makes it real different when you think about it.
She was making a clap with them wings, son.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
The kid that plays Rufio in that movie
went on to voice Prince Zuko
in Avatar last year
He's uh
He's uh
Been
He's a incredible
He donated $20
I agree with you Ben
I think hot fuzz is Edgar Wright's best movie
But I think Scott Bilgram is my actual favorite
I was so happy to see it again in theater last week
It was also my first time Xx screening
Also Star Wars Week continues
I am the seventh
Was that a spoiler?
the Senate.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
Got it, got it.
It's like, how do you stretch this week so much?
And then they-
Oh, yep, there's his book.
Yep.
Oh, that's awesome.
Dante Bosco's book.
Wow, that's a cool cover.
I would love an Avatar series of the time in between Avatar and Cora, like,
because we get like some flashbacks to like adult Zucco and stuff like that.
I love Cora.
People hate on that way unnecessarily.
It's a great show, but I would love that intermediate.
It's very good.
The second season is the weakest.
The core season one I put up against any season of Avatar.
Core season one is legitimately perfection.
I love that show.
I think they're pretty comparable.
I'm having trouble getting through the second season of core.
Like, I fell off.
Like, I heard it's a way.
They took a big swing, and I think they landed some stuff,
and I don't think they landed others.
Get through it for season three,
because season three, it really comes back in a good way.
But I was the same.
Like, until it came on Netflix,
I never finish Cora, but it's worth it to fit for sure, Winston.
All right, I'll give it a second shot.
Season 3 has the fullest villain from like any cartoon ever.
It's really, really awesome.
Cool.
Okay.
I agree.
Alex.
Beautiful.
Patricia Macs donated $20.
If this works better Elmo as the six-fingered man and the outlaw as indigo.
The birth of an outlaw pirate.
The Princess Bride is a perfect movie to me until the end credit song.
The older I get the less I like buttercup, but even at five it was about swords.
John Cena donated $40.
Ben, what did you think about the Demon Slayer movie?
And have you seen Jiu Jitsu Kyson?
I love the Demon Slayer movie.
and Djutsu Kaisen is also a great starter anime.
And Jiu-Sukai Zan's on HBO Max,
because they don't have the full season on there yet,
but I think like a majority of the first season,
it's only one season so far.
That's on HBO Max.
I actually shout out to HBO Max,
and I want to say they have,
because you can't watch all of Hunter Hunter on,
like, Hulu or Funimation or anything,
but I do think the full of it is on HBO.
I might be smoking something.
Warner bought Crunchyroll show.
they should have quite a bit of stuff on HBO Max.
Yeah, HBO Max, and they have the entire studio Ghibli's corner.
That's the best.
All of those films can fall under my favorite films, too.
I'm slowly going, getting through my, my Ghibli films, because I need to catch up on
those.
They've been really good.
Princess Mononoke is up there.
Boninoke is my favorite.
That's my favorite.
Yeah, it's so good.
It's so good.
And Howell's Moving Castle.
Yeah, Howl's Moving Castle.
Hello, Kiki's delivery service.
That's the classic.
Of course, of course.
And of course, my friend, my friend Totoro.
Oh, right, right.
But going back to the other small bond,
I will not tolerate any Princess Bride's slander on this show.
That is legitimately a cover-to-cover perfect movie.
Let me tell you something.
Storybook Love has stayed on my mix since I saw that movie,
and I will have no person disparaging Mark Knopfler's score
and that final song,
come my love, I'll tell you a tale.
And it's a beautiful goddamn song.
So, you know, I won't have it on this show.
I love that song.
Sing that song on karaoke.
Mm-hmm. I got to see that.
I've got to see that, actually.
Yeah.
That sounds phenomenal.
I make them turn the lights down and I sit on the stool.
You probably own the fucking room, Roka.
I bet you're such a good karaoke performer, like,
shaking your ass.
Looking back.
at the audience.
Show me what you're working with.
Don't stop believing.
Rogan's going to be like,
I'm going to take it down real quick.
I'm literally just about being Rogan just like,
all right, y'all ain't, y'all ain't even ready for all that is.
It's about that time.
Period.
Real quick karaoke question.
Are you guys more fans of the karaoke, like,
in bars with, like, everybody in the bars watching you sing?
or in the more intimate private rooms
of only your friends that you rent out.
Both.
I'm more of a fan of the latter.
Both.
Having studied abroad in Japan,
I fucks with both.
Yeah.
I didn't know you did that.
Oh, yeah, for like six months in college.
When I was on sabbatical in Paraguay,
I frequented many a privates.
I've never done the private room thing
I've done I was worked with
I deserve that a girl that had
had a karaoke machine in her car
and we went to a party and it was kind of dull and she goes I got a
carry a goke machine in my car and she brought it in and then that party went off
Christopher Ramos donated $50 through Super Chat
I know most world of this says GF2 is better than GF1
I get it the father-son thing is very dramatic story-wide
but remembered linewise you broke my heart compared to leave the gun take the canoli or an offer he can't refuse
okay take the canoli man i don't know i don't take godfather super good they're both such great movies like it's
yeah there's no wrong answer out of those two honestly yeah i don't know i feel like with private
karaoke you need to have a full room of karaokeers like yeah and no one can show up sober
like it's just like i don't have bad the rules of your setting right now or
Just like, because I went to, uh, what's it, there's a place in like West Hollywood, like,
Maxes. No?
No, it's like a boozy place.
Like one of my, one of my, one of the girls that I work with had her party there.
And it was like a private carrier.
I'm like, there's like, there's like 12 of us.
And luckily there's only, there's always that one friend that can like kind of sing,
but loves to show off that they can kind of sing.
So they kept going and that helps.
But just like, I, honestly, I'd rather do it in a bar full of drunk people that aren't
like, rather than just like 12 friends that are, you know, within arm's reach of me.
It has to be the right body.
been a room. If you have
the homies in there and
you're just wilding out, that is so
ideal. I recently
went to a karaoke room with people
that I like a kind of new, but
not really. Two of them, I didn't know
they're an actual artist in the industry
and they were so
fucking good that I could, you
know my voice, y'all. I could not
go after them because
I didn't even know that and they killed.
But you're like in my best
friend's wedding. Like,
like everyone's eventually going to get on your side
because you're trying so hard
and you're so earnest.
But everyone's also like getting me out of here.
No, no.
It's one, we got to do it.
The minute we're all vaccinated and feel good about it,
we got to do it.
But like the study abroad shit,
they, that would, a lot of karaoke bars have something called
nomi hodai, which is just all you can drink.
So you're paying as much for the room as like the unlimited alcohol.
Yeah.
So like if we're in there doing that,
just getting pictures.
and just going, oh, it's always a good
motherfucking time. You've got to, like, please,
Steph would be up there rapping Eminem
and De Brat. I wouldn't do Eminem,
Winston, that's for sure.
I would do many other
rappers that I prefer.
I mean, you, you, like, look, I'm so
seeing, like, the Blurds and the World Girls
of the Allo Nation and Sien, we all go to
a karaoke-old. Have the World Girls sing
Lops. Oh, my God.
Winston, you have it in your hand, but haven't watched.
Inconceivable.
Also, Castle in the Sky and Norsekiw are two of
my favorite anime movies. Also Violet Evergarden is a great emotional anime if you want to try something different.
Okay. Which ones did he say? Which ones did he say, Alex? Can we repeat?
Castle in the Sky and Nasica. Oh. Right. Also good. And then also Violet Evergarden is a great
emotional anime if you want to try something different. Nice.
Hoteler donated $20. My all-time favorite film is Ghostbusters 19.
and the soundtrack is amazing.
I wish movie music
would return to that.
My favorite from the 90s is a tie between
ID4 and Armageddon.
My favorite last year was Greenland.
This year I want Shang-Chi.
Greenland, yes.
I never saw it was a good?
That disaster movie?
If you love Jar Butler, it was fucking good.
It's fucking good.
It's good.
It's good.
You guys?
Gotta love Butler.
Just like, yeah.
The fact that that was, wasn't that 100% fresh on rotten tomatoes?
I was like, yeah.
And then they put like stepbrothers is at like a 40%.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
Shout out.
Yeah, and that 80s, yeah, the ghostbuster soundtrack, the original fantastic.
The bus boys don't get enough love.
The bus boys had a great song on that soundtrack and the Beverly Hills cop soundtrack.
Both songs are fantastic.
But cleaning up the town.
That is a great song on the Ghostbusters soundtrack as well.
Sheridan, if we're going to do karaoke, we got to go, you know, we'd have to do it like we'd
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What's the way to do that, my man?
We wouldn't let one anybody else to know that we were doing it.
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hold on let me replay the oh yeah oh bobby johnson donated twenty dollars i don't really
have one favorite movie but if i had to make a top five it would be harry potter franchise wind
river arrival the hurt locker and the patriot not in that order though
Oralee Cahill donated $25.
Have you guys seen Blood in Blood Out or American Me?
If so, what did you guys think?
Definitely top 10 movies in my list.
Now you're talking my language, man.
Now you're talking my language.
I was going to say, I know Rokka seen blood and blood out, Doc.
That's got to be Rokka's favorite show.
You shank motherfuckers in the prison, man.
Dude, it's called Blood and Blood Out, Benjamin Brat, Damien Chapa.
I can't remember the other guy.
And I think Delroy Lindo is in this, I think.
But like, it's a crazy fucking film.
And Damian Chapa was this like soap opera star at the time.
And they cast him as this lead dude.
He's kind of like white Latino, white Mexican guy.
And he tries to like get into the gangs while he's in prison.
Benjamin and Brad originally is a gangster.
and I think he becomes a cop later as he converts.
So he becomes on the other side of his brother.
Like they go on opposite sides
because his brother idolized him,
got into the gangs because he idolized him,
goes to prison,
and then builds up his reputation by killing motherfuckers.
And I think he gets his leg cut off too.
It's a crazy fucking movie.
Let me just tell you.
It's a fucking awesome.
Yeah.
What a pitch.
An American me is Edward James almost
Mexican gang in prison.
And William,
Forsyth of all people
places his
Votto second in the prison.
You haven't seen it till you see
William Forsyth play a Mexican vato
with his head shaved off. It is a
fucking awesome movie, dude.
That sounds intense, man.
That sounds intense. That's right.
You guys ever see a shot caller with
Nicholas Casco Wilder? Is that good, man? I haven't seen yet.
Is that good? It's good.
That and like brawl and cell block
99 are two like good prison movies
to watch. Because like
Jamie Lannister is the star
of Shot Caller and then that guy
you guys know him probably from Hitch
Jeffrey Donovan or the guy from
Burn Notice
like he's like that
What?
He's Frank donated $20
First I love Lady Hawk
I enjoy any film directed by Richard
Donner
Second since you guys talked about
Hook my step sister worked as a PA
on that film
Hoffman and Spielberg did not get along with
Julia Roberts
Oh, real.
Spill the tea.
Also, Frank, thank you very much.
Thank you, Frank.
OG Bobby Johnson also shouted out,
Wind River, arrival, the Hurt Locker, and the Patriot,
the Patriot, sorry.
The Patriot.
How dad, the Smobot even talk about the Patriots.
Keep the Smobot's ass in that war.
Why haven't I seen Lady Hawk?
Really?
I haven't seen it either, Brett.
That's 1985.
That's my like...
Brett, we were cancer this giving me.
We should...
What?
I can't believe you didn't see this thing.
Oh, I guess.
Rucker, Michelle Pfeiffer.
It's a good time.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh, yeah.
Done deal.
Told me at Rucker Hauer.
It's a beautiful story.
It's about a couple that's cursed that during the day she turns into a bird and during
the night he turns into a horse and they can never be together.
And then they're chased by this Mexican Vato gang throughout the whole fucking thing.
What are they homes?
What's up, dark?
Lady Hawk Holmes.
Speaking of, like, I mean, the guy that plays Tuko is actually fire.
But you actually probably would have been a good Tucco, Roka.
I feel like you could pull up that crazy.
For what?
For a second.
Is it a breaking bad?
Breaking Bad and Breaking.
Well, he's also in Better Call Saul, because remember it's like kind of a prequel-ish.
Yeah.
I just started watching.
it. I think he's the same actor who, um, who's in, uh, um, training day with Cliff Hurdys.
I was just like, he literally plays Tuko and training days.
He's like, hello!
I don't want to say what he says, but, uh, he's a fucking intent.
Garth Huckness McMurray donated $20.
I miss Friday karaoke nights on video Drew's Twitch channel with Lon Harris, the Barbarian
Rocha and more.
I had fun singing songs as Louis Armstrong.
My favorite movie is Casablanca.
Please do the end scene at the plane with Elmo As Rick and Steph Azilsa.
I like that.
I like that.
Casablanca.
Oh, I don't know if I've seen that, but I'll do whatever.
You've seen the scene.
It's, it's, I haven't, I can't tell you that if I've seen the entire movie, this is probably
one that I've only seen the clips from, you know, like, award shows and things like that.
But, you know, isn't that the, frankly,
I don't give a damn.
No, no, that's gone with the wind.
It's the beginning of a beautiful thing.
Oh, yes.
This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Yeah.
There's a beautiful friendship.
Right now.
Yeah, see.
Where's the usual suspects?
Where is Sabrina when we need her?
Yeah.
You should do a new movie with old-timey voices.
That's a lot of it.
Yeah, it sounds like a great idea.
Have you seen Bink?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
We just turned the whole show black and white and just talk like...
You got these scars, see.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's do, you know, the Avengers, but with old-timey voices, to do a scene from that.
Oh, yeah, same.
Yeah.
I can do this all day, see, yeah.
Yeah.
You have an army?
Well, we have a Hulk, seem, yeah.
The way the tone that you're hitting the pitch while I'm hung over right now is, like, disarming me.
Like, I feel like, y'all are my krypton night right now.
I have, like, no, like, perception.
Like, you, I don't have my senses anymore.
That was, that was high-pitched.
Like, I am inevitable, see?
Yeah.
There's dame.
And I am Iron Man.
I'm bringing a part of you, see?
Yeah, bringing a part of you.
I do the Joker, see, with the Snyder cut.
Mia.
Who's going to give you a reach-around?
Yeah.
We live in a society.
We live in a society, see?
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't it, is it, is it, I heard that like the way that men and women talked in those
little movies, that was, that was a style, that wasn't like how people actually talked.
It was like a filming style of talking.
Is that true?
John, I, yeah, oh, yeah, the, the style that they saw.
When you watch, I know, he tried to throw me on them, I know, when you watch HUDSucker
proxy, that's what Jennifer Jason Lee is doing.
Like that kind of homage
to that kind of like, fast talking, that's a holo hoops,
see? Yeah. That's good stuff.
All right.
This is in reaper madness.
Play faster.
Play faster.
The guy watching a guy play piano and he's
got so much reefer in his body. He's jazzed up.
Turns you incurably insane.
Oh, yeah.
You know, that's how weed makes you.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Makes you a villain.
Makes you want to murder people.
Yeah, run people over.
I just keep doing this voice because it gets a reaction out of Steph, see?
Sorry, Steph.
He's a world girl, see?
You're a good day.
My blood.
But you are like, it's like pulling my blood, you guys.
From two seconds away from putting on my pinstripe suit, see,
and then you're really going to have something to deal with.
Hello, Goddard, see?
Thanks, Matt,
Hello, God not!
Over to the company
accents over here.
Whoa.
I would see Raff of Man today
with Jason Stapham and Goy Richie.
Oh,
speaking of which, you guys got to see Rath a man.
I saw your tweet.
Is it good, is it good, John?
So, fucking good.
There's no witty one-liners.
There's no fucking characters.
There's none of that shit.
It is a brutal, dark,
revenge film. No jokes at all throughout the whole thing. And it is well, well done.
It feels like a cousin to like collateral and dead of thieves. It has that kind of vibe.
Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah. Pulls no punches. My, one of my favorite movies of all time, I can't, I would be
stupid if I didn't name it V for Vendetta. That's like the ultimate revenge and anarchy on
bullshit society. I love it. The more I watch that movie, the more I like it, and the more
I'm just like, oh, yeah, we're getting, we're getting close.
Yeah, and then you read the Allen Moore comics, and you're just amazed that this man wrote this back then.
And then it's so similar to what we're facing today.
It's such a good movie.
And Natalie Portman, Chef's Kiss.
Oh, Natalie Portman's so good.
Hugo weaving so good.
So good.
So good.
Like, everyone is amazing.
The shaving of the head, like, that blew my mind at the time because of what we were teenagers.
And it was just like, whoa, you're just.
taking it all off girl down yeah it's so annoying that she's still gorgeous i was like come on
it's bullshit yeah not natalie portman walked so eleven could run yes that is accurate yes
about stranger things teaser this week yeah yeah oh great detail are you going are you going back
to hawkins yeah i'm gonna check it out at least because the last like three seasons have been
great, so why not see what
they have?
I just don't know why the tease of the...
I mean, don't we kind of have
Eleven's origin story for the most part?
Or no? Well, I think they're setting
up spin-offs. Yeah,
the other ten. I think they're setting up
spin-offs because they know...
Keith Jones donated $20.
My favorite movie is Braveheart.
I watched it for the first time
when it came out as a two-tape VHS
in the 90s with my dad.
I was seven years old.
didn't get the full effect then obviously
but I've watched it many times since then
it's fantastic
yes
yeah Braveheart's great
I loved I loved Braveheart then I walked away from Braveheart
and now I've come back to Braveheart
so it's an interesting
interesting journey I like that's the one where Mel Gibson
is on a horse and his hair is like flowing in the wind
yeah yeah
yeah
those lethal weapon no
no
yeah
someone said the Patriot earlier
we didn't talk about that.
The Patriot is great.
Patriot is so...
I love the Patriot.
And, like, you know Jason Isaacs got Malfoy from the Patriot.
Like, he got, he booked the role of Malfoy because he is literally the same.
He is so, he's one of the worst, even if you don't like the Patriot, Jason Isaac's,
Covington, Tavington, I can't remember.
Top 10 villains of all time.
Purely evil.
Just full.
on evil, brutal evil. You're right about that.
Yeah, there's no, there's no, oh, well, you see it from his, no.
He kills kids. He kills, like, he's just killing women and lights a church on fire.
Oh, God, that scene, it's just, that's, yeah, that's wrong.
He hates the Brits. Gibson clearly hates the Brits, turns them all into ruthless villains in his movies.
Boy, what's wrong with us?
What's wrong with us? Hey, what's wrong with the Brit? What do you think it's wrong with us, my?
Take it up with Mel.
Take it up with Mel.
Look, man.
Look, man.
I would have expected way worse from Mel Gibson,
man.
He just out here just making all black people,
you know what I'm saying, man.
Just out here just in gangs, you know what I'm saying, man?
So, like, I appreciate it.
He's just going to, you know, make us a stereotype,
make a bunch of, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody from the Middle East was a villain, man.
You know what I'm saying, mine?
So, like, fine, you know, the British, you know what?
You know, mine, they'd be too much sometimes, man.
If I close my eyes,
you did sound like Dave Chappelle's brother.
like imaginary
Oh, I was thinking
Terrence Howard right there
from a hustle and flow
from hustle of the SIR.
Oh my God, a good movie too.
36 mafia, Oscar winners.
Oh my God,
that's the best.
That's the best part.
Oh, that's so great.
I have a fun little thing
if you guys want to do this.
I have a list of,
okay.
Next.
Anyways.
Bring an idea to the table.
Yes, by at least you tried cake.
People should not be a friend of the government, see?
Hotel nerd donated $20.
Best video game movie other than Sonic is Final Fantasy 7 Advent children.
Worst video game movie hands down is a tie between Super Mario Brothers M.K.
Annihilation and Street Fighter.
I don't know.
I would throw Assassin's Creed in there.
That was pretty fucking old.
I'd put Annihilation in Street Fighter because at least they're fun.
A Saturday's Creed is just boring.
Yeah.
It's just boring.
Doom is not good.
I love Detective Pikachu.
I love, like, I thought, like, I thought, just like, Pikachu was great.
I think that that's the best comic book movie.
Or, I mean, either that or Sonic are the best video game movies.
I never saw Evan Children.
The other one, Spirits Within is not good, though, with Al.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Spirits Within sucks.
Aved Children is good, but I wouldn't make it the best video game movie.
I don't think.
Is Ming Now Wen the lead in that in the Final Fantasy one?
I was one who, yeah, I believe it's Bingna Wen.
I love Mingna Wen.
Detective Pikachu on paper to me was like, this is dumb.
But like seeing it was incredible.
I was like, what is this going to be?
No, I love that one.
It was good.
Trying to think of other than you get movies.
Doom.
What are we out right now?
Doom is fun.
Is that accurate what we got in the chat?
Yeah.
Is that accurate?
Thanks.
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didn't hate Alicia Vakanders Tomb Raider. Yeah. I like, I prefer Angelina. Like I was just like,
because Walton Goggins is one of my favorite actors
and they didn't make him evil enough. I'm like, you have
one of the best TV villains ever
and I just felt like they kind of missed him, but
yeah, it was fine.
Fair. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I think it took itself
a little too seriously and you're like, if you're going to do this, then go all
the way, whereas the Jolene one was definitely done for fun.
Yeah. And I feel like it hadn't even been that long since we got the Jolie one.
I was kind of surprised they did a new Tomb Raider, but I did like it.
I like Alicia Vikander.
Yeah.
She's good.
The canda.
Kanda.
Alex, what did you want to try?
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ben was talking about Princess Bride being a perfect film to him.
I have a list of a few films that I think are absolutely perfect.
So this will be a fun little thing.
I'll give you some hints and you, if you want to guess what I think is a perfect movie.
And it would also be a test of how well you know me as well.
French.
I will play.
But I'll disagree with the premise.
Gosselin donated $40.
Oh!
Thank you.
Thank you, T. Gosselin.
Thank you, T. Gosselin.
That's it. That's nice.
You said you, you think there has never been a perfect film, okay?
Humans are inherently flawed, so they cannot create a perfect film.
Oh, yeah. So, that's why I don't know.
I think these movies are fun.
It is a humanly perfect film. How about that?
There we go. I can accept that. I can meet you there in the middle.
I can. Also, how do you know how many, do you know how many perfect combos I've
on Dan Dance Revolution before, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Steph Curry is shot perfect from a game, motherfucker.
So amend your nonsense, Roca.
Winston, I'm officially challenging you to a DDR.
I still have a hole in my leg.
I will definitely lose.
I was never going to DDR, but like Dance Central, like just dance on the connect.
That was my shit.
I want to see blood spouting of Winston's leg as he's trying to hit those.
That's exactly what would happen.
I've been approved to do low-impact sports as of yesterday, not DDR.
That shit is too intense.
Yeah, you might be sweating.
We'd go into a different dimension.
Just one-legged.
Both move, cotton.
See if it pays off.
Talk about movies that haven't held up very well.
Oh, dodge ball.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, especially from a dodgeball player, fuck that movie.
How many times I'm tired of a motherfucker talking about,
you can dodge your wretch, you can dodge a ball,
Fucking dick.
Yeah.
Sorry, I got a little hostile there.
I apologize.
Oh, no, no how you feel about Doshbald.
My second favorite film is a raging
bullet story of a man who is so obsessed
with being the champion he loses
everyone around him truly a great film.
Absolutely.
And that scene where he punches the wall
in the prison after he's been caught with that underage girl,
man, it's a fucking awesome scene
where he just realizes how much he has fucked his life up
because of his anger.
And he just hates himself so much.
It's a great expression.
De Niro, deserved to ask him for that.
Absolutely.
All right.
So, Alex, what's the thing you want to try?
Let's do it.
Okay, so this first movie that I think is absolutely perfect
was released in 1985,
and the director is directing an upcoming Pinocchio movie.
Anybody have any guesses to what I think?
Back to the future.
Yes, it is.
Back to the future.
I think it's an absolutely perfect movie.
Not a single frame wasted,
single joke. I've been working all my movie release dates.
Boom.
Ben. Anyway, good. Boom.
All right. Another movie I think is absolutely perfect.
It was released in 1991 and it won a bunch of Oscars.
Beauty and the Beast.
No and no.
Jurassic Park is 93.
91. Not Beauty and the Beast.
No. A bunch of Oscars. A bunch of big Oscars.
Oh.
Oh, silence of lambs.
There you go.
Yeah.
The freaking lambs.
Absolutely perfect movie.
And another one, I think, is absolutely perfect.
It was released in 2017.
And it won.
And it was nominated for Best Picture.
New Line.
Black Panther.
Nominated for Best Picture, nominated for Best Actor and won for Best Screen,
original screenplay.
Oh, Get Out.
Hell, yeah.
Get Out.
Get out.
Get out.
There's your perfect film, Roca.
Yeah.
Get Out is that
category of film Get Out
and then sorry to bother you.
Those types of movies.
I'm upset.
You miss me a little bit.
Line spotting.
No, no, no.
Line spotting is a great fucking film.
Oh, he just gives me shit.
Yeah, Rokka's the only one.
It wouldn't have mattered.
It wouldn't have mattered.
It would have lost anyway.
Because apparently Tim Blake Nelson
is a big part of Minority Report.
Anyway, go ahead.
Let's see, let's see.
Another perfect movie
was released in 2019
and was the last movie I saw
at the Arklighted Cinarama Dome.
There you go, Steph.
Nice, stuff.
All of his films slop, too.
That's also a perfect movie.
Rokas Smoke is something.
These films are like...
Justin Turner donated $20.
Some of my favorite films
are Rear Window 7 Samurai
vertigo, yo, Jimbo Jaws,
Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Alien
Blade Runner, the good, the bad, and the ugly,
the thing, Predator, King Kong, Godzilla,
and just re-watched Rocky, and it's still
amazing.
Oh my God!
Okay.
He goes, next page.
Next page.
That was a list right there. Let's go.
Those are some good list. Good samurai.
Go on there, brother.
My favorite ice cream is chocolate, vanilla,
strawberry, raspberry.
Cookies and cream.
No, I think.
All right, I'm going to throw this out.
This is why parasite isn't perfect.
There's no way that family comes home.
It doesn't smell the food and the alcohol.
They've been drinking in that living room and not no signs.
Okay.
I disagree with you in the sense that considering how cleanly they were required to keep that home,
that they would have had, like, and in their little scrubbing of things,
that they would have been able to do that in time.
You don't think their body smells of the alcohol coming up in the porch?
That house.
They said, they do say.
I think it's kind of like a throwaway line
but the husband does say
because you know that's when the dad of the family
hears him talk about how bad he smells
when he's driving him
he does say like even right now
I feel like I can smell him
and they're right under the table
there it's there
anyway but
you know let's what's the next thing
he said he smelled him he would have checked
another one is
donated $20
my favorite movie is drunk
and master too
The variety of emotions and action in this movie is spectacular.
The Drunken Master 2 remaster from Warner Archive collection is set to come out later this month.
It's said to have the OG Chinese ending.
I would say...
They're both pretty good.
I would say I like Jet Lees' filmography more than Jackie Chan's.
I agree with that.
But the Legend of Drunken Master might be my favorite...
all of the Jetley
and Jackie Chan movies I've seen
that actually might be my favorite.
Really? Okay. I love that film.
Which one is the one where he puts
this foot out on fire by kicking water?
Is that legend? That's the first one. That's the first.
That's the first drunken master.
That was great.
What is it?
Drunken Master.
Okay.
Yeah, watch it right now.
Right now.
Right now. Let's go.
Bye, guys.
Let's go.
Tell us how you liked it.
Dude, all those, all those original Jackie Chan martial arts movies are so fun.
Wait, is legend drunkenmaster 2?
Might be.
Have you seen Beverly Hills Ninja?
Hell yes.
That's a movie that doesn't hold up.
Y'all, that shit is hilarious.
I just watched it like a month ago.
I just watched it.
It's not on Netflix and I was like,
Yeah, Steph, I love it, but it does not hold up, my friend.
I know, it's so bad, it's good, though.
Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan donated $50.
Are you crying?
Why, yes.
Yes, I am crying every year when I watch a league of their own.
So many favorites, but this sports drama and comedy is fun heartfelt
and has a killer cast at their best.
read that's such a great debate the great debate did she drop the ball or did she they knock the ball out of her hand what did she do did she drop it on purpose or did she was it really knocked out of her hand
he dropped it we all know this i think she dropped it on purpose to help kit i think she could absolutely absolutely yeah because she knew she was out already so may as well i mean um
Gina Davis knew she was already out of the league
she this was her last thing
I think she dropped it yeah
what do you think Brett
I don't remember what you're talking about
hotel nerd donated $20
can we all agree the best Transformers film is the animated
one and second best is bumbleby
also best horror film is the exorcist
oh yeah
that's tougher
yeah because there's
that's so technology and stuff
has made horror, you know, like,
that's, I don't think some of those older ones
hold up for the younger audience, I don't think.
I don't know, man.
That deleted scene where she's walking the spider walk
backwards down the fucking stairs,
I lost my goddamn mind at that scene.
Yeah, I watched that recently,
The Exorcist, and I thought it held up
just because it was so real.
Because I know it was all practical.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think, hopefully, hopefully the, you know,
younger audience can appreciate that fact.
But yes, all Michael Bay Transformers movies are trash, including the one one.
No, the first one was fun.
This guy's stumping for the patriot over here and he's going to pass the transcript.
That's right. That's right.
That's right, John.
The Natsunceivably donated $25.
Has it ever occurred to you that instead of, you know, running around,
I'm blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit,
you know, e-I-dice could be our Arlott-Mora.
a complex. I mean, it's not
just, he might not be just such
a simple, you know?
Sorry, just stroking out a little bit there.
What the fuck with that?
Is that a Jurassic
Park thing? Right.
That was like a really good stroke out.
Ever Kurti said instead of, you know,
running around and blaming, you know,
given the nature of
shit, you know, all this a lot more
complex. It's not just my...
That sounds very goldblum-esque.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Hmm.
Anyways, I got two more.
Oh, okay.
This one is
a film. That was released
in 2019. Not nominated
for... Portrait of a lady on fire.
Boom!
Ow!
A lady on fire. Absolutely good movie.
That scene where
she's smoking a cigarette in front of the
fireplace is one of the pretty
shots ever.
I need to finish that movie.
The final scene has me in tears
every time I watch it.
Have been finish it.
Yeah. And then last one.
Released in 2014
slash 15, I think.
And it
is fantastic,
super, and
one of the most
omni movies that is
my... Credibles, too.
It is my tempo.
No, that was too. That was too early.
That was that happened like two years.
What year was it, Alex?
2014 slash
2015.
2014, 2014.
Fall of 2014.
It was fantastic.
It was super.
And it was Omni amazing.
Incredible.
Super.
Man.
So maybe just the Incredibles?
No, that would have been
2000 like,
is a future past?
It was my, it was my tempo.
Let's just say that.
Oh,
whiplash.
There you go.
Oh.
Supergirl and Omni Man.
Got it.
Got it.
Boom.
So as you can see,
lots of anxiety-inducing movies.
Oh, that was so good.
Jeez.
Apparently, bro.
Fuck.
It's not my temple.
I guess it's cheaper than therapy.
Yeah.
I love what Ben said.
It's not my temple.
Mark through the subway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you've seen that meme, right?
Holy shit.
genius man
great great stuff
another perfect movie
into the spider verse
I think that's a perfect
Roca has to be there
might have me there
you might have me there
it's not even a flaw
but there's one scene
I don't like it into the spider verse
it's when
right after spoiler
Uncle Aaron dies
and you know Miles is in his dorm room
and the the spider verse people are like
he's like you don't know how it feels
and they're like we're actually the only
people that knows exactly how it feels
because, you know, all the spider people have lost someone.
And then his roommate comes in
and they played the joke of them like, you know,
like moving around. I'm just like, no,
live in this emotional moment right here.
Like, don't, like, and then they
go back to be emotional after.
Incendies and Day Separation
are my two favorite foreign films
the past decade.
Incendies will break your heart directed
by Dennis Vile Nouve.
Oh,
Vime.
Kingel McCle and
donated $20 Fav. Movie is and always will be Empire Strikes Back. My top three comedies to put me in a good mood when in down are three amigos better off dead and Beverly Hills Cup. Dotty Def dropped that ball on purpose. Winston I need a Thor impression. Ha. Hotel nerd donated $20. Can we also agree the worst anime adaptations are hands down Dragon Ball evolution and attack on Titan?
Worst cartoon series adaptation to live-action film is Last Airbender.
Yeah.
Last Airbender.
Yeah, Dragon Ball Evolution is absolute garbage.
I was going to say Attack on Titan, I mean, maybe, but definitely Last Airbender.
Last Airbender is unwatchable.
What about Death No? People hated Death Nose.
Oh, my God, it was so bad.
Yeah.
It was really fucking.
That was rough.
Like, Chris Scarlet Johansson cast.
spot like yeah and they had a great cast like uh like he's stanfield's in that thing and he's as an
i will say this about the um ghost in the shell live action it's a beautiful fucking movie whether
you like it or not totally and the casting obviously but like the look of the film is good looking
gorgeous i enjoyed it i enjoyed it yes uh but yes on sundees dene bill new has not missed the guy
is batting a thousand right now.
It's incredible.
Possibly the best working director today.
I know we're still waiting on Dune and it's, you know, still a young,
like, you know, shallow filmmaker so far,
not like, you know, Scorsese or Spielberg,
but he's so, like the dude has not missed.
It's crazy.
Well, the thing is, you're absolutely right, Ben.
By this point in their careers,
both Scorsese and Spielberg had missed.
Yeah.
So, like, he is on an,
he's on a Pixar level win streak right now.
that's phenomenal, except the Academy
won't fucking recognize
any of his fucking movies.
And it's...
Brett Trail donated $20.
My favorite movie of all time is hands down
who framed Roger Rabbit.
It perfectly combines my love of animation
and mystery crime thriller films.
Yep.
And boobs.
Oh, wow, that was a little rough at the end.
What movie was that?
I love animated boobs.
Wow.
Oh, crazy.
Elmo.
Redible is thick. Oh my God. Oh, who said that?
Please, Eddie.
That was really good.
That is what choice.
Let's shout out some documentaries. I just watched Hoop Dreams for the first time last night.
Oh, dude. Amazing documentary. Does anybody have any documentaries that they're on
including you, Rock? That's out there on criteria. It's a three-hour documentary still holds up.
It went by so fast.
Oh my God. I didn't even realize.
Well done, Doc.
Any of the 30 for 30s are really good.
All the 30 for 30s are so well done.
30 for 30s are amazing.
Oh, won't you be my neighbor?
There was really like 15 of us in the theater and we all sat through the credits because
we were all bawling.
Yeah.
So much like I know Tom Hanks was a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Won't you be my neighbor is so much better.
It's like not even close.
So go watch that guys.
I took my mom to that when she was here.
And because she told me I used to talk to Mr. Roger.
Like, I thought he was actually talking to me and I would answer him and stuff like that.
And no, that's, and if you ever watch, the best thing with him is when he's up against the whole speech he gives.
My favorite movies might be the rush hour films.
The first two are the perfect combination of action, comedy and story.
There are movies that may do action better, comedy better, and have better stories.
No other movies I can think of combine them as well.
So one of two things, either A, that's my former roommate, Jeff, or B, I might have to talk to Kristen about opening this up to a third, whoever that person was.
Oh, my.
I was a new guy, Alex.
Correct.
A new guy.
I think it's one of my patrons is Ash.
That's at least like his Twitch name.
Ash.
Brett.
Ash can get it.
Oh, no, just watch that whole thing where he's up against, you know, like they're trying to get rid of, yeah.
PBS funding. I mean, this man was, and talk about like somebody that does not, what dies of
stomach can't, I mean, give me a fucking break. You know, like, that's, that's, that's, that's, those are the
kinds of things in life that you go like, what the fuck. Yeah. And, and people that would make,
you know, make, you know, make fun. And the, the, the, God hates fags, people stand outside of his,
you know, funeral, fuck off. Yeah. You know, this, this was a beautiful person that, you know, brought
representation to, you know,
all walks of life on a show. Fratastic
314 donated $20.
Hey guys. My favorite movie is
Dogma. It's a funny what if movie.
Schindler's list is the best
movie I've ever seen. Near perfect.
Yeah.
I was almost in the mood for that one
the other day. Almost. How can you
wait for dogma? No, no.
No, no, no, for Schindler's list. And I understand.
definitely, like, there are certain movies that, like, if you're just not mentally prepared,
like, don't even sit down and fuck your, fuck your shit up.
Yeah, that, that is, um, like, uh, 12 years of slave, Schindler's list.
I'll never watch 12 years of slave again.
Uh, the Nightingale.
I'll never put on a life jacket again.
I'll say one four of the people's hands.
That ending.
$20.
Oh, my fucking part.
Saw someone mention Roger Rabbit in comments and got to ask, did anyone else see Tom Brady
looking like the villain from that movie?
Um, Guy almost died.
laughing.
$123.3.20.
Some of my Fav movies
info, spies like as sneakers
free enterprise, Star Trek, 6
El Dorado Raiders of the Lost Dark,
the secret of Nym.
Sneakers.
Sneakers is such a...
That's the most, one of the most watchable
movies of all time.
I'll take, I'll steal a little bit of what Winston just said.
Whoever that is, we can sleep together.
Absolutely. That is a great list.
I don't watch any of those films you want
afterwards. I'm cool with it. I love.
Spies like us.
Fucking El Dorado is a great Western.
Spies like us.
Is that, is that, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor?
I put a, what is it?
Legend of Zorro up there.
That's, oh, like, Jen.
The original or the sequel?
The original is trash.
Right.
Legend of Zorro is the sequel.
Mask of Zorro is the original, yeah.
Oh, it's Mask of Zorro?
Yeah, Massa Zoro is great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just watched Undiscovered Country the other week.
Very, very good movie.
Mononated $20.
The best documentary I ever saw was Blackfish, the documentary about SeaWorld's continued abuse of the killer whale.
Good choice.
Can't.
If you want a sequel to that, um,
No.
Varum Joshi donated $20.
Some of my favorite movies are the Dark Night Titanic Shawshank Redemption Jurassic Park Prisoner of Asca Band Del Gordios in and of itself return of the King Graver
the fireflies and a Bollywood movie called three idiots.
Nats when Sabley donated $20.
Favdocs since Alex asked, exit through the gift shop, a look of silence, deliver us from Evil the Cove.
My favdoc of 2020 was assassins. Thoughts?
If you can't watch Blackfish, do not watch the Cove.
Holy shit, do not watch the Cove.
Cove is rough. What's that one?
It's like about killing dolphins.
Yeah, in Tajee, Japan.
I will say my people, the way the government treats sea animals and specific there is so fucked up.
They just, it's a complete disregard.
And also in C-Spiracy, why it's important is because you just learn about how the way that we're fishing, there's no sustainable.
Adrian Soto donated $50.
If a goal is reached, can we get a scene from Titanic?
When Jack and Rose are in the water holding onto the door, played by Dr.
Drunk Brett as Jack and drunk Steffers Rose.
That sounds hilarious.
Abs of fucking Luke.
I'm here for that.
I am here for that.
That is awesome.
That is...
No, I was just thinking about those, like,
ones that ruin food and for me.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I just like, what was the...
Food ink?
Food ink.
I was like, great.
Now I can't, I don't want to eat anything anymore.
13th.
That was like a must watchdog.
Yep.
I saw how like years later we're just all clowning Morgan Spurlock for like, yeah, dude, if you eat McDonald's 30 days in a row three times a week, like, no shit.
You're going to give me to do that.
At the time, we were like, oh my God, you could gain weight in shit.
You can fucking crazy with fast food.
Yeah.
Someone already said 13th, but 13th.
The Last Dance, obviously, but OJ Made in America, in my opinion, is actually better than the Last Dance.
I, a thousand percent, agree with you, Winston.
That long-form documentary on ESPN, I think it's seven parts.
It's one of the greatest things you're going to watch.
Five for OJ Made in America.
Oh, five.
Ten for Last Dance, I believe.
Gotcha, yeah.
It's stellar.
Going all the way back to explore the history of racial relationships in Los Angeles
and how that fed and built through the generation.
to what we got in that moment.
It's such an incredible.
I mean, yeah.
I was just going to say, like, people are talking about,
I watched the Snattercut like 12 times.
I don't know how you did that,
but I found myself watching OJ Main America three fucking times.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's five hours because it's five parts.
But the reason why is I watched it myself and was completely enthralled.
And then the girl I was dating at the time,
I was like, you have to fucking see this.
And I rewatched it with her.
And then my dad had never heard of it.
I was like, oh, you have to,
fucking see this. So I watched it for a third time. It's just so well done.
Yeah. And for someone that was too young to understand what was going on with O.J.
and all that at the time, it, I really understand it now, but, uh, because of that. So.
Did you guys ever watch Tickled? No. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah. Oh, like, this guy comes across
this YouTube video of like competitive tickling. And then, like, what he unravels is like this
crazy conspiracy theory. It's like the, it's like, so watch. It's like, so watch.
It's like it's only 80 minutes long, but it's so, it's so crazy just like what you find out in those 80 minutes.
But yeah, that's, that was nuts.
Made in America is almost eight hours just to let people know.
Seven hours and 45 minutes.
It's so fucking great.
You're actually right, Winston.
I will throw Civil War, the original doc, the Civil War.
It was seven hours?
Yeah.
Wait, it was seven hours.
He's seven hours and 45 minutes.
That's how long that OJ made in America is.
Holy shit.
And I watched it three.
time.
It's just one day, 24 hours.
They shall not grow old.
The Peter Jackson one where he redid the footage and had just like a bunch of World
War I people talking over it.
That like that's a good double feature to do that with that and the 1917.
That's a really good double feature to be like, okay, I see it from like overview of World
War I and then you know like you get like the dramatization of like, you know, the one shot.
That was a great use of great evening.
Right?
And did you watch it in 3D that they shall not growled?
No, because I caught it on the re-release when it got nominated.
I caught on the re-release.
Gotcha.
Yeah, great use of 3D.
I'm not sure Negro, the James Baldwin is incredible.
The Meek-Mildock series is such a good look into the judicial system.
And then there's one.
I went on an Amazon documentary run.
There's one on the Black Panthers that was just so...
Everyone should watch it because they don't teach about the Black Panthers in the right way.
Hey everyone, any thoughts on the Red Sonia movie casting Hannah John Carman, the Antman and the Wasp villain as the title character?
Also has anyone watched Gangs of London?
It's from Gareth Evans and it's pretty brutal.
It's now available on regular AMC.
Hotel Nerd donated $20.
We need a long for docu-series of days.
learn how Tess our career and how NASCAR started and got to where it is presently.
Best long film I've seen is hands down Gettysburg.
North and South with Patrick Swayze is good as well.
Wow.
I don't think I can go to the north and south.
I've never seen Gettysburg, but I love Glory.
Gettysburg's fantastic.
Yeah.
Gettysburg is better than Glory, in my opinion.
Yeah, glory, like, you're there for Morgan Freeman and Denzel, not Matthew Broderick.
Not Matthew Broderick.
Not over there and fight the wall.
Thanks, Matt.
Okay, Matthew.
I'm cool.
I'm going to be over here.
Appreciate it.
Go eat your poach egg.
Leave us alone.
Bojax also asked about Red Sonia movie casting Hannah John Kamen as a title character.
Anybody have any thoughts on this?
I love her as an actress.
She's fantastic.
I watched her in British stuff for a while.
Then she was in, what was it, Amin of the Wasp?
So anything we get more with her?
I'm absolutely down with.
It's interesting choice because she's not like Brigitte Nielsen or she's not going to, he's not, you know, Gina Carano or any of these other people, Ronda Rousey.
She's got a different body type.
So what's the approach they're going with?
So that's exciting.
So hopefully it'll be a damn good movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not Googling who that is right now.
She's ghost in the Amin and the Wasma.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay.
Yeah, no, that's great.
I love it.
I like being at home where I can look things up and pretend.
But oh, I gave it away that I was pretending like I knew it was.
Oh, man, you saw behind the curtain.
Go ahead, Alex.
I also wanted to shout out some concert movies.
Stop Making Sense.
Talking Heads.
Jonathan Demi directed.
Amazing.
Got me into Talking Heads.
And I also watched David Burns American Utopia, which came out last year.
Watch it.
It is so freaking good.
It has an amazing message.
well. Directed by? Directed by Spike Lee. That's right. And one coming out this year that I saw at Sundance, Summer of Soul, Questlove directed. It's, it documents the Harlem Concert, Harlem Festival, Harlem Festival that took place in 1969 around the same time as Woodstock, and it was mainly celebrating African American music and culture and the Harlem scene there. And it's really,
cool because they like took all this like archived footage that has never been seen before
and they restored it made it and you see like young stevie wonder young sly and uh
family stone yes and uh just great great movie i think it's going to be released later this summer
so check that out when it's out cool chrysifer ramos donated fifty dollars through super chat
back ogy on but my third favorite movie is christ and should appreciate this the crow brand
and Lee gives such great performance what a loss.
Yeah.
That's the movie to do exactly what it was and fully embraced it.
Damn good soundtrack too.
Yeah.
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Sorry just got here.
Steph were you with Amanda Kearney recently at Salt Bay's restaurant?
I can swear that girl next to her looks exactly like you to the nails and jawline, or am I just tripping?
Happy Friday.
Getting my second COVID shot in an hour.
G.G.
Yes, I was.
That's hell of funny.
You saw that.
Yeah, it was a fun time.
That's why I'm hung over.
Oh, it was great.
Actually, you know who I was with that you'll see.
Jordan Belford, speaking of movies.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
It was insane.
You were hanging out at the Wolf Wall Street?
The wolf.
Nice guy.
Yeah, that's how he gets you.
Yeah, as long as you don't give him your money.
Yeah, don't tell me you invested in Belfort coin or whatever.
Wait, you were at the Salt Bay restaurant last night?
Yeah.
Wow.
Is it like, did he come over and do the thing?
Was it worth it?
Yeah, so, yeah, you know, I don't.
like red i'm not a big red meat gal but yes it was a really fun experience i think if you can go i
would wait until there's not lines and soup a hell of people around um and then experience it then
but it was a fun time did you didn't let him do like the you let him no no i did not eat it
okay that video was hilarious though that poor guy uh all right let's keep going ox what do we got here
Well, uh, today, later we got today, a paper view in the Schmodown.
We have Andrew de Molanta versus Alex Damon throwing down in their second match for the Star Wars title.
That's at 5 p.m.
Hotel nerd donated $20.
The docu series we need but don't deserve is about the movie trivia Shmodown.
We should petition ESPN to do a 30 by 30 special.
Yeah.
Can you imagine the ego is trying to make that happen?
all the players
oh good luck
good fucking luck
yeah
good fucking luck
the managers
and the players
just lobbying
for what the stories
that should be told
oh my lord
there's no way
chrish would ever let that
chris would be like George
it would have to be a ten-partner
and he'd have control of every
yeah
there'll be a whole episode dedicated
to the chips debacle
oh
what's happening
oh totally
When he comes back with chips.
And I took that personally.
Where are we?
9.90?
I think we're $10 away or $7 away from the thousand.
Once we get to that, we're doing all the impressions.
So we're $7 away.
Maybe someone wants to put us over for the $20.
And we'll get there and we'll do all the impressions.
Bo Jack's donated $20.
Shout out to the Outlaws show on the stereo app watching all the Marvel films.
If you think you know what Lady Outlaw will love.
like or dislike think again.
She always keeps me on my toes.
Wish we could get a YouTube show of her watching Game of Thrones.
Well, Daria doesn't pay anymore, so we might be moving over to YouTube.
I pet my mouth, so just look for that for sure.
But yeah, she...
It doesn't pay anymore at all?
It's not sending any money out, no, no.
I just finally got paid from, like, fucking March from the stuff we did in March, so...
But, um...
The whole, um, becoming a whatever thing is...
Well, that's a different thing.
Remember the content they were having?
Yeah.
That was nice for them.
But, like, yeah, she's, Captain America Winter Soldier, not one of her favorites, but she loves Iron Man too.
So I can't figure out.
And Thor Dark World.
Wait, wait.
She didn't, wait, wait.
She didn't like Winter Soldier.
Yes.
But she liked Iron Man 2 and Thor the Dark World.
Bro, you might have to call it.
You might have to call it in a good relationship.
It might be time.
I like different opinions.
I appreciate it.
Wow, that's crazy.
She doesn't like anything with a lot of action.
And for her, Winter Soldier had too much action.
She likes the dialogue-heavy stuff,
which is why she enjoyed Dark World,
because there's a lot of dialogue in Dark and Dark and Dark.
And I'm confused why she didn't like Winter Soldier.
It's a goddamn political spy thriller.
I don't understand.
It didn't know, bro.
Has she seen Logan?
Not yet.
No, no, no. Listen, just to get her to do this, Steph,
it took two and a half of your phone.
Oh, that's awesome.
Still, I can't get Kristen to watch Thor the Dark World.
It's killing me inside. We won't ever finish if we don't get to this movie.
Then you need to say something like that you don't mind it.
You're the one who made it.
I've been coming back around.
I've been coming back around.
I agree with you, Steph.
I've been, I told her, I told her yesterday.
I was like, I watched it because I was training for this thing.
and it's actually not as bad as I remember it being.
It's actually pretty fun.
Like, we should watch it.
She's like, I still don't want to.
And I'm like, God, dear.
But I love you.
All right.
So let's do this thing.
Alex, do you want to lay them out?
Like what we've got?
I have four written down.
If I had missed any, please let me know in the chat very nicely.
Please do not be angry with me.
The first one we have is Obama as an ego.
Trump as the six-fingered man.
Our next one we have is Elmo Nicholson speech in a few good men.
The next one we also have is Elmo is Rick, Steph as Ilsa, at the end scene of Casablanca.
And then we also have drunk Brett and drunk Steph doing the Jack and Rose scene in the ocean at the end of Titanic.
Okay, I need to look at the cost of spoilers.
Which inigo and is it at the end when they're going, when they're having the back and forth?
You must be that Spanish child.
I tried to kill all those years ago.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you Google Elmo in a few good men,
you don't get that scene for some reason.
I guess I didn't need an Elmo part to that.
What's the cost of Blancash scene?
My question is, do they have,
is there either a script that I can follow
or is there another request for someone to do that?
It's pretty simple, I think.
Right now, Winston.
Okay.
And then what's the Casa Blanca scene so I can look at it?
I don't know
nice guys
and if
anybody else on the panel
would like to do one of the
other
yeah maybe I'll just
you know what Winston I think it might be easier for me to
cop like take a picture of it
send it to you that you can blow it up
okay it's following along with what it wrote
there we go there you go that's the scene
Oh, I see.
Okay, I'm supposed to be who?
Enigo Montoya.
Okay.
That's Obama.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Why does it have the same thing?
Does he say the same thing twice?
Oh, my God, you haven't seen the movie.
I genuinely haven't seen it.
That's why I'm asking.
Do you have any music?
Wait, do you have any music for this, Malcolm, at all?
Any Princess Bride music?
Anyway, all right, let's go.
Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stop saying that. Oh, my God. You're annoying me. Stop it.
Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You, sir.
You kill my father.
Prepare to die.
Please stop.
Anything to make you stop saying that?
You're driving me not.
You're like a liberal,
a liberal toy doll.
Well, I know you're broke,
but offer me money.
Yes, fine, money.
Take it all.
Power two.
Promise me that.
Absolutely.
You can run the Senate all you want,
all the power you want, yes.
Offer me anything I ask for.
Oh, God, yes.
Anything you want.
Just leave me a low.
I want you to bring my father back, you son of a bitch.
Oh.
I don't know if that was good.
I don't know if that was bad.
I hope y'all liked it.
That was great.
I liked it.
I like it.
Unbelievable.
I'm having deja vu like I've done this Elmo speech before.
I think you have done Elmo,
Jack Nicholson.
I think you've actually done this before.
I think so, but I'll give it a world
because we wouldn't want to let the world girls do.
Oh, gosh, I've got stuff.
All right.
You can't hear another truth.
Son, we live in a world.
There's walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.
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We need drunk, threatened outlaws.
We need drunk, threatened outlaws.
Or, Rothschi impression in the Walking Dead.
Or maybe Brett doesn't do one and we choose some other people.
The Brad's going to get really tired if he does all the impressions.
Okay, look in it, why fuck?
I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly be phantom.
You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines.
You have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.
That Santiago's death while tragic probably saved lives and my existence,
while grotesque and comprehensive
of you
saves lives.
You know what the truth?
Because deep down places
you don't talk about apart
is you want me on that wall.
You need me on that wall.
And we use words like honor, code, loyalty.
We use these words as a backbone
of a life spent defending something.
You use them as a punchline.
I have neither time nor the inclination
to explain myself to a man who rises
and sleeps under a blanket
of the very freedom I provide
and the questions in the matter which I provided.
I would rather that you just say thank you
and went on your way.
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon
and stand the post.
Either way, I don't give a damn
what you think you're entitled to.
Did you order to call right?
I did the job.
Now I'm done.
Oh, no way.
You goddamn right.
I did.
I forgot the punchline of that.
I mean, the soul in that was top tier, friend.
That was great.
That was great.
All right, what's the next one?
Elmo is Rick, Stephes, Elsa.
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Movie number four is Requiem for a dreamer symphony of a film that damn depressing it truly makes me feel about my own life.
That is a rough film, that's for sure.
That's up there with like Schindler's list
and that like that's a very good movie
that I plan on never watching again.
Just that black dildo scene alone.
Good night.
Yeah.
Do you have the scene, Steph?
I'm trying to.
If anybody could find that one.
Yeah, sure.
What are we looking for again?
Casablanca.
Casa Blanca.
Okay, I think I haven't, but it's really long
so I don't know where to...
Let's see here.
I'll put it in the chat and then tell me where to just start, I guess.
This is...
We're both kind of not in the same as this one,
because I don't really quite know this either, but...
Okay.
No, we're both drunk.
Oh, yeah, we're drunk.
Okay.
No, that's for drunk Jack and Drunk.
Oh, what's this one?
Just awesome.
Just Elmo, and regular stuff?
Oh, okay.
Regular stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Where the hell do we...
You guys got it.
I'd say, but why my name, Richard?
I'd say that's where you start.
Ilsa's line, but why my name, Richard?
But why?
Okay, there.
Okay, I see it.
Oh, I don't.
This is a very long...
Renalt stops dead in his tracks and turns around.
Both Ilsa and Renalt look at Rick with astonishment.
Are you ready?
I don't think.
so I can't find where you're
Command F and search for
but why my name.
Oh, that's, you just
all right.
It's three sections down, bud.
Three sections. I just got this long
thing. Yeah.
Yeah, scroll down.
No, to Renaud stops
dead in his tracks and turns around.
The stage directions there.
See that? No, it's at the field.
Why don't I see it?
I don't see the script
Yeah I see the script I see
What are you stopping on right now? What are you looking at right now?
What's it read?
It's just like one long
It's not like a script the thing that Steph said
Oh really
It's not coming up as a script
No, it just like a long
Click out of it and reopen it
Yeah
Man
Maybe it's my browser
This is good guys
Can we share
Can we share? Can we share?
air screen because I can I just share it.
Really good fun.
Yeah, try that.
You'd only see the screen, though, so you wouldn't hear them, right?
It's your browser.
Yeah, I think my browser's broken.
Oh, I've been working, I've been, I've been, I've been working on my elbow too.
So, so that one day it could be a dog animals.
That's, you know what?
I appreciate if you did one of the other elbows today, so I don't really rot my voice out.
No, I'd be more than happy to do it, Brett, to try to help you.
Okay, now I see the screen.
It's very small, but I'm going to look at it now.
Okay, here it is.
We got there.
I'm Rick, apparently, and you're Ilsa.
Okay.
But why my name, Richard?
Because you're getting on the plane, she?
I don't understand.
What about you?
I'm staying near with him.
Did the plane get safely away?
No, Richard.
No.
What has happened to you?
Last night we said...
Last night we said a great many things.
And I said to do the thinking for both.
And you said I was to do the thinking for both of us.
Well, I've done a lot of it since then.
And it all adds up to one thing.
You're getting on the plane with Victor where you belong.
But Richard, no, I...
No, I...
You've got to listen to me.
you have no idea
what you have to look forward to
if you stayed here.
Nine chances out of ten, we both wind up
in a concentration cap.
Isn't that the truth, Lois?
I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.
You're saying this only to make me go.
I'm saying it because it's true.
Inside of both of us, we know you belong with Victor.
You're part of his work.
That thing that keeps him going.
If this plane leads the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.
No.
Maybe not today.
Maybe not tomorrow.
But soon.
And for the rest of your life.
What about us?
We'll always have Paris.
We didn't have.
We'd lost it until you...
What?
We didn't have.
We lost it.
Until you came to Casablanca.
That's the name of the movie that we're doing.
He got it back last night.
I said I would never leave you.
And you never will.
But I got a job to do.
And where I'm going, you can't follow.
What I got to do, you can't be a part of, Elsa.
I'm not good at being noble,
but it doesn't take much for me to see the problems of three little people
don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
So someday you'll understand.
Now, now, here's looking at you, kid.
Oh, away.
And the Oscar goes to.
No doubt.
There's looking at you, kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's the here's looking at you kid movie.
That's the one.
Oh, wow.
Here's, here's looking at you kid.
is you good at you
yeah
yeah
that was stellar
I don't know how you follow that up
I feel like Brett is obviously master like Elmo
I feel like my Elmo was kind of like a teenage Elmo
there's like a little bit too much base that I can't get out of it
there's it's it's it was slipping a little bit there
you mean like Friday Prince Jr. on the bad bash
oh my face for a 12 year old
oh right
he's been tweeting about it
I guess it really got to him people
comments because he's been tweeting about it.
Wait, we have.
Oh, Freddie Prince.
A lot of people came after him
for his, using his voice for Caleb
Dune on the first episode of Badbatch.
So,
like, he's like, and someone
posted a video of a young kid
speaking with a deeper voice. It's like, thanks for
standing up for all of us who have,
you know, who change our voices at younger
ages. And it's like, what the fuck is happening?
They just wanted to bring
her, Freddie Prince back.
It's not that serious, y'all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Seriously.
All right, Alex, what's the next one?
Great job, Brett.
Seriously.
That was awesome.
Seriously.
I want to see the...
Matt Lake, if you're not downloading
that section of the show,
you're a fucking idiot.
Alex, what have you got?
What's the next one?
And then our last one for now,
I believe, is drunk Brett and junk...
Drunk Brett and drunk stuff
doing Jack and Rose
at the very end of Titanic.
All right. Let's see.
Who can find it first?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
You got it?
Hold on.
Give me one second for music.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Music.
Um,
final.
Rose killing jock scene.
Oh, you're fine.
I got Damon and Peggy Gobbins winning today.
Yeah, there you go.
Ooh, yeah.
Uh, Brett and Kate's play date, 1 p.m.
I have.
I actually have the exact opposite.
Ooh.
I have, I have Rick Ray,
that I have the Rager and,
and, um,
and, uh, Demilanta.
But I also like taking
bets that are dangerous.
So, you know.
But I, I, I don't know.
I feel like, I feel like,
I wonder, I'm very curious,
um, both A,
if the Fend,
Finside, maybe Roak can answer this,
the Finstock change has really been prepping
and if Rick takes a step up
and then this,
and I think it made like hindering,
but we'll see what happens.
Over under 99 and a half,
total points scored in the title match tonight.
Under.
That'll never happen again.
That'll never happen again.
I'll put money on that.
I think someone slips in speed around today.
I think he's going to,
I think as many is going to be as close
it was before, but not as long as it was before.
I think Winston makes an excellent point.
When you start to have your focuses split, or your focus split, rather, into two different
divisions, it's hard.
And it's not like singles and teams, because in Star Wars, they go so bone deep.
And IG, bone deep, it's tough to keep all of those facts rolling around in your head consistently
and at the level that you have to just to kill it in one of those leagues.
So I think that may distract him just a little bit.
Roka, you can speak to it too.
I mean, singles and teams are easier to try and, like, double up on
because you may have to study particular categories for an opponent.
But overall, it's still your same general movie knowledge that plays the same way
versus, like, you said, having to go, like, beyond skin deep for IG
and then even bone deep for fucking, for fucking stuff.
Star Wars.
I just, yeah.
And they're having so many of the,
and this is the most vibrant Star Wars League.
The Most vibrant the Star Wars League has been since the beginning.
And by that I mean so many different people.
So so many different matches.
So the questions are having to be so precise and so deep.
So it's going to require like that one person knowing that just a little bit extra.
And I feel like DiMilanta was ready to win the title last year.
and was that one five-pointer away
and then really came for Alex
this year and held on to his nerve, and I think that
gave him confidence. So
this is going to be a hell of a match
between both these guys. Because I do believe
that Damon wants that belt. Damien's more
competitive than people fucking think. That
guy does not like to lose.
He legitimately gets angry.
So I think he's, I think he's
ready to go toe-toe with DiMilanta,
but I think DiMilanta's probably
going to take it.
Yeah. Yeah.
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You can get your tickets there for $6.
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P.T. tonight.
I'm looking forward to what Peggy's got to.
I like Peggy. A lot.
We really liked her. We really were looking at her
to draft her before she got taken.
And so I want to see what she can do.
and Radis feels like he didn't do the best first match.
So I know he wants to show a good show.
But that wheel's going to be the difference.
That wheel might be the difference.
Just never know.
It's crushing this year already.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Arby Plaza is married?
Yeah.
My word.
To I guess her longtime partner, he's a writer.
Cool.
That's how you get it.
Brats.
That's how you get the.
Smart ladies, man.
You got to be a writer.
I'm happy for her, but damn, my heart.
Sorry.
Maybe this is why she won't watch Dark World with you.
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
Because, gee, so I, John, were you able to make it to the,
without remorse premiere or no?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so I don't know if you saw the comment
from Kristen in there where Michael B. Jordan's trainer came up.
Oh, yeah.
She goes, blessings on blessings.
Thank you for gifting us with this beautiful body
that is Michael B. George.
Like, it's fine.
Trust me.
We're fine.
That's cool.
All right, we're ready to go for this last one before we wrap up the show.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Do it.
You're muted.
You're mooted.
He's already into water.
We're doing the first one, right, that I said, because you just sent like the entire script.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not doing the whole movie.
Jack's playing poker to win the ticket for the Titanic.
Please.
Malcolm, is there music going to play?
Are we just going?
Instead of Jack, can you just put Brett just for fun when you do this first line?
No, never mind.
Anyway, no, no, here we go.
Let's do this.
All right, we've been drinking and the boat sank.
Uh-oh, we shouldn't have drank.
All right.
Is there music coming?
Or can we not hear it?
Oh, I don't know why it's not playing.
I can hear it.
In my message, I said.
Well, go ahead.
I'll beatbox it
I love you, Jack.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't say you're going to buy his roses.
Don't, don't get up.
Don't do it.
I'm so cold.
You're going to get out of it.
Are you sure I can't fit on there?
You're going to go on and you're going to make base.
and then you're going to like watch those babies grow up and you're going to die an old lady warm in your bed not here on this very large piece i'm sure i could probably fit it on there if you scoop just but not this time i i can't feel my body i think it would if i got on there and i kind of huddled with you
You know, listen to me.
When into the ticket, this was the best thing there happened in me, okay?
I'm just threw up my mouth a little bit.
It brought me to you.
But, Ben, can you take my throat?
Okay.
All right, Rose, I'm saying, oh, got it.
We should not have done it.
All right, you must do this in the honor for me.
Promise me you survive, okay?
Never get up.
No matter what happens, no matter how hope it's promised me this.
And never let go of that promise, okay?
I promise.
Never let go.
I promise I'll never let go.
But Jack, I'll never let go.
Never let go.
Oh, God, I just threw up in the water and now it's flooring next to me.
This is not yet.
Please, can I just please get on the fucking piece of wood with a you.
Come on, babe.
Let's drown together.
Stella.
That's a...
The deleted scene.
Yeah.
Oh, fantastic.
All right.
I think that's everything, right?
Have we done anything else?
Do anything else, Alex?
I believe we are all good.
Okay.
There was a Muppets trailer and some other stuff that went out in the world.
So go and watch those links.
Go enjoy yourself.
All right, thanks, everybody for watching this episode of SETN Live.
We can't thank you enough for taking the time to hang out with us.
And definitely thank you so much for the Schmobots, all the Schmobots and the Super Chats today.
You guys are stellar.
I hope you all had as much fun as we did because this was a blast.
And this may be how we might be start doing the show going forward.
So start thinking of all those fun movies you love and things like that.
Maybe start suggesting some stuff to us as topics for episodes.
That could be a lot of fun.
We explore our love.
movies and TV shows, anime, and maybe even video games down the road.
So much to Steph Sabra, to Brett Sheridan, to Winston A. Marshall, to Ben Goddard, to Alex
Marzonia, and to Malcolm Spice for doing the show today.
We had a lot of fun.
And remember, slowdown today.
Don't forget, get on that pay-per-view, go and sign up with the Patreon.
So you get all those paper views and enjoy it.
Let us know who you think is going to win.
and then take care of yourselves, enjoy your weekend,
do something positive for yourself this weekend.
We love you and come back and see you.
