The Kristian Harloff Show - Loki Thoughts, Jumping Through Time and Shake Shack | The Big Thing
Episode Date: June 10, 2021The Goofball show is back with Harloff and Sheridan. Today's episode, Kristian and Brett talk about the new Loki series debut, Kristian rewatched Point Break. Brett started watching Mare of Easttown, ...we talk about jumping through time and who was the lazy load who named the orange? Follow the guys on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It doesn't worry me because, as I said, this to me is a show that I just want to do
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A lot of things to talk about.
So the first thing I wanted to tell you was I watched,
But, well, we watch, as you saw in the title here, everybody, Loki, you watch any of the Loki yet?
I just remembered, like, driving over here that it's on.
So should I spoil the whole thing for it?
Yeah, well, I, but I know that Blake's excited to see it.
That's cool.
I think I could spoil this show for you and you still wouldn't know what the hell's going on.
Still not to me.
No, I liked it a lot.
I, oh, well, I saw the previews and I definitely, you know, the humor element of it I'm excited about.
And again, it's kind of a side character.
But it's like what we were talking about, I think, in episode one.
was it episode one or last week? I can't remember things last week, but time travel and parallel
universes and moving back and forth within them. And I was like, okay, we were just talking
about this and how it works. And I said it when we were talking that I thought end game played
with parallel universes in a way that when I read up about it, that's, that's what I like. So
they're taking this new approach with it, but they combine it with like a buddy cop. It's like a
It's a detective story.
Yeah, yeah.
Owen Wilson's great in it.
Oh, I love him.
And that's, that was, when I saw that and, you know, I was like, oh, definitely I'm going to
watch this.
This is definitely going to be something that I enjoy.
Yeah.
And I'm going to watch with my son.
You'll dig it because, I mean, even for those people, you know, that have seen it,
it takes place.
If you watch Endgame, there's a spot when they go back in time during that time of,
when they capture Loki.
But he, but because of the things that get screwed up, he grabs the test rack and he takes
off.
I did have a question throughout it.
I'm like, well, wait a minute.
because they're investigating.
This is in the trailer anyway, but they're investigating Loki, the time travel police or whatever.
It's like time cop, right?
They're investigating Loki because he is not supposed to be out of that timeline.
He screwed around and he messed with time and he's not supposed to do that.
And I'm like, well, what happened with the Avengers?
I'm like, the Avengers screwed up time.
Now they're not going to arrest it.
And they bring that up.
And it's like, yeah, but that was supposed to happen.
And they're like, oh, okay, all right.
So, but it was funny because I just asked that question and it made sense.
But it's a really good show.
It's entertaining.
And it just made me realize that you just can consistently have stuff to watch.
It threw me off, though, because I saw when it dropped, I'm like, wait, I thought these were all going to be like that Thursday, midnight, Friday kind of a thing.
Yeah, well, because I think because they have bad batch coming out on Fridays for Star Wars.
I still haven't checked out.
What do you think about that?
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I'm not like over the moon about it yet because I talked about it on Sith Council.
and I said that the issue I had with it initially before I had saw it was like,
is this going to be like just like another kind of side missions of the Clone Wars,
which I'll be interested and I'll watch it, but I don't know how intrigued I'm going to be over.
Uh-oh.
We have a battery exhausting.
We have a battery, Austin.
Are we ready?
Something happens.
It shouldn't be a battery.
I don't know.
It might be a battery.
Can you, yeah, it is.
Hey, look at that.
I'm going to go, look at this.
Help me out.
Help me out over here.
You'll be able to hear me.
So what would our show be?
Oh, and a can is down.
A can is down.
I probably should have kept my headset.
I don't even know where this point is.
Well, look at your other one.
Where does yours go?
And then we'll take it from there.
So this part, you would have been, what don't it?
The can is down again.
Ladies and gentlemen, the can is down.
It got back up.
It got back up and the can't is down.
We don't know where it went.
But it's down.
He's trying to get up.
He can't do it.
I want everybody to see what's going on right.
Let's see.
Is it still, is it still on?
No, I think you're...
Oh, there we go.
I'm back.
Yeah.
But now, look at this.
You're running off battery power.
Yeah, but can you fix my focus?
Oh, yeah.
Look at this thing.
I'm gonna take up the head.
You don't want to you just get out of here, right?
Yeah, I'll talk to the audience.
But as far as Bad Batch goes, you got it.
Bad Batch.
For me, I was, I thought these other episodes of the Clone Wars and, and I didn't think
was going to tie in anything.
But the first episode is like,
we're tying everything together.
And it's like, wow,
this is what the show is going to be.
And it's evolved into kind of what I thought it was going to be,
which is still fine.
I'm invested in the characters I care,
but it's not like must watch TV.
Like if I miss it on the day of,
I'm like, okay,
I'll just catch up.
It's fine.
I'll watch it all,
but it's not the same way that I was for like the other shows.
And I don't know if that's just because
the Mandalorian and Obi-Wan's coming out
and those other shows.
Well, and I didn't know they haven't filmed.
season three yet and they haven't even started that's what pedro pascal said right he was talking to eum
mcgregore and he's like yeah he didn't start filming it no you have to well i mean think about that if you look at it
if you look at it from what they're doing you got boba fett's coming out they've shot that that's done
that comes out in december which is crazy um but yeah if they want to get that show out they
like they're probably gonna now if they want to get it out they probably start shooting soon
yeah yeah well obi one because obvi one started shooting so obvi won will probably come out first
I'm asking him, first, and then Mandalorian will probably be at the end of next year.
Oh.
Yeah.
I know.
Very unhappy kids.
You don't like it.
Do you want to hear, so last night, I got desperate.
I got desperate last night.
So, you know, I've got a three and a half year old.
So every night, both these kids, three, the three and a half and a nine-year-old, my nine-year-old every night before, it's adorable.
But she's like, Dad, tell me a story before I go about it, like about your childhood, about something to happen.
She loves this, she loves the story.
She loves the story about the time,
but she always wants to hear like the,
I've told this story many times over,
but I'll tell it again.
I went to see Bruno with my wife.
Do you remember this story?
You do remember the story?
My wife packs all these snacks,
and she packs this massively huge sparkling water,
and it's like berry flavored.
Right before the movie starts,
twist in this thing, twist in it, twist it, twist that.
Movie starts.
open it and it sprays out like the fire hose in first blood when he like when when
Stallone gets shot and it hits this poor bastard right in the face and he goes oh oh oh oh and I go
sorry I'm so sorry and I can smell the berry right and it's just like oh oh oh and then the movie
starts I don't even pay attention to the movie I'm watching the movie and I'm thinking about
and I go please something funny happens something happens a crowd laughs I start
crying laughing, but I'm not laughing because of the movie.
No offense to Brough.
But to this guy, dripping of berry smell.
And I feel terrible, but yet I think it's the funniest thing ever.
And I tell my daughter this story.
She loves it.
So that's the story she makes me tell her that.
And another time, my wife and I, we went to this theater in Florida and a lot of blue hairs.
You know, we go.
Oh, yeah.
And we're sitting there and my wife, where just at the time, wasn't my wife.
She was my girlfriend at the time.
but she has her shirt over her nose.
And I'm like, what's wrong?
She goes, what are you saying?
She goes, it stinks!
I'm like losing it.
And my daughter loves that story.
So every time I'm trying to find out just more and more stories to tell her.
So that's one thing.
So the last night the three and a half-year-old wants a makeup story.
And she wants stories about like flying oranges and apples and all this shit.
shit and you're going to make it up and she starts making up with you.
And she turns into Spielberg.
She's like, no, no, no, no, that's not what happened.
This is what happened.
This is what happened.
This is what.
So last night I actually got her to not interrupt it all.
Do you want to hear the story I told her?
Give it to me.
One time there was a giant.
He lived in a land.
And he was one of the grandest giants of all time.
And he had a friend.
And the friend was the king of the land.
His friend's name was Hulk Hogan.
I see.
said, and the giant and Hulk Hogan were very good friends until one day the weasel got involved.
And the weasel told the giant that he should be king.
And the king was Hulk Hogan.
And Hulk Hogan said, we'll always be friends until one day the giant said,
I want to be the king.
And there was a big battle that was supposed to take place in front of thousands of people.
And the giant came out and the crowd booed.
How could you turn on Hulk Hogan?
And then Hulk Hogan showed up.
And then Hulk Hogan makes his way to fight the giant.
And he goes to pick up and slam the giant because no one has ever done that before.
But the giant falls on Hulk Hogan.
And then the giant gets up and goes to headbutt.
And then Hulk Hogan bounces out of the way, throws a leg, and he remains the king.
And everyone yells and cheers.
And then he became and stayed the king.
And then he got caught for being a racist and ruined his career.
You got to keep him ground.
I got to talk.
Yeah, he said some racist things,
and now he got booed the last WrestleMania,
and, you know, he's no longer the king.
And he's been some sexual harassment stuff,
but, you know,
but I tell her this story,
and then she's like, more and more.
I was like, okay,
then I told her about the story
when he became king,
when he beat the Sheik.
And this is the best part.
Because in reality,
the Sheik beat Bob Backland to win the WWF championship,
right?
And I said to her,
I go, and the Sheik turned on the King
Former King Backland.
And my three-year-old goes,
well, I'm going to King Backland.
So, good.
Speaking of oranges and apples, by the way,
I don't know if this is a thing that's been brought up,
and you tell me, someone at one point said,
I'm going to name this an apple.
Okay?
Thank you very much so.
What do you think this thing looks like?
A banana.
That's a very interesting word.
Thank you so much.
And this, an avocado.
Hey, Ronnie, what do you?
working on? It's fucking orange. Call it orange. A little lazy bastard. And come up and they just call it. It's the one thing.
Orange. It's the color of it. Orange. What are you, what are eating there? A red. What came first, though? The orange or the
color orange. Maybe he was a more invented. Maybe it was more invented. Maybe it's true. But I was, I said,
what a lazy bastard. I mean, look, maybe he had it right. Everyone else, but why don't they call it a yellow?
Yeah. Confusing? Or why don't we just call it?
I'll call them all, but give me one in the red.
Give me a red.
Right.
I want three yellows.
Red and an orange.
Okay.
Wrap it up.
Orange.
Assholes.
Fucking stunk in here this morning.
It wasn't too bad when I showed up, but when you said it, I was for sure.
You're like, oh, this place is reeking.
And I'm like, oh, you're just dropping bombs.
No, I wasn't fart.
I don't know what it was, but it was something.
It stunk.
and when I walked in this morning,
I dumped the garbage out so that I might have been in that.
It smelled like bottles of piss.
It's the weirdest thing.
I don't know how.
Somebody shows like,
it's the same.
Strange theory.
The garbage stinks like piss.
Why?
Because someone was pissing.
in bottles.
It just wasn't a good smell.
Was, when did the, like, what was the desperation of the first time you did that?
Was that just like, no fucking time to do anything.
Do you understand this?
You're just like, bathroom too far.
Bottles there, grab it.
Because every second is a second I need to spend on something else.
Yeah.
Like, do you understand?
I was trying to do this schedule, Schmo, down this, get people don't understand this.
The entire schedule for next month's matches, we need to plan them out and get them all
set and ready. Otherwise, we're screwed.
Backed up on it for like three weeks every single time. I really want to, like, I'm going to,
I'll say this. I'm just going to say this. I won't talk, go into the details because I don't know
how much I'm about to, I had, I told you twice over the last two and a half weeks,
I met and sat down with Gary Buse. Oh, yeah. It's a true story. So two times now. Twice.
the only part of the story that I'm going to share
because I don't know how much I'm allowed to share
the only part is I was in the middle of the meeting
having a conversation with my phone goes off
the ringer was on
do you need to get that
I said
nah it's all right it goes you should pick that out
that could be Santa Claus
and I was like this is exactly
why I came to this minute
this is exactly why I'm here
dream meeting
he was um i can't go into too much detail yet but i when i when i'm allowed to i will but i just
this is it's killing me i know i can't go into all you will tell when the cameras are off but i just
people so they know they wait what but i couldn't i couldn't say anything but it was um it was it was it was it was
it was it was it might be saying it you should pick that out that could be santa claus and i was like
i that's something i would say as him yeah yeah you know like that i can do that i can do i can talk
about like what I will say is he's got a book out and he's got a book and he has and it's
it's like it's got bucisms so he says aunt another never another another another another
nightmare told the aunt right which is what he comes down he's got and he's got all these things
in his so he he I mean he's self-aware of the isms are is he self-aware that they are kind of goofy
Or do you think it's just he's just that goofy?
I mean, that's the thing I've got is it.
Let's talk about oranges.
I had a pleasure.
I had a pleasure meeting with him both times.
I'll say that.
But longer conversations for down the road that I will share when it's time.
But yeah, you should pick that up there.
Santa Claus.
Sandy Claus.
Best.
I was that I just, I got another one for you.
that I got to tell you later, but it's, it's brilliant.
So it's a good week overall.
Oh, watch the new movie on Netflix.
Did you see it?
It's really good.
It's, what the hell is it?
It's actually speaking in Gary Busey.
It's called Point Break.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, it's really good.
Watch that.
It takes us about two and three days to watch this movie, because that's how long it takes
us to watch it, but I was watching it.
And have you heard of this film?
Yeah, I heard about it.
I caught it late in the game.
I caught it late in the game.
You heard of the game.
Yeah, no, I did, for real.
I reviewed it on.
That was the first time you ever saw it?
No, yeah.
That was the first time you ever saw that movie?
That's crazy to me.
That's crazy to me.
That's really left my...
Which is nuts because that, like, you watched a lot of movies in like the 90s and
I'm surprised you missed that.
You know that movie's almost, that movie's 30 years old?
Yeah.
Crazy, dude.
And I don't know if it held up for me.
Oh, man, it held up.
I'm watching it.
It's such a good movie.
I mean, if I would have seen it then, I probably would have more.
Really?
Yeah, it was just...
I don't know.
I watched it.
I watched it again recently.
Again, I watched it last night.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, um,
you see so good in that movie.
He's so good in that movie.
He's so good in that movie.
He's like, hey, Utah.
Give me two.
Two, me, Bose.
So great.
What does he say?
He says, like, I was fighting in Saigon,
or you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it in your face.
So good.
It's amazing.
It's an amazing film.
So we were watching that.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
It's going to break records.
Spoiler review coming out.
Spoiler review.
Tom Seismore in that film.
Ah.
He plays an undercover agent at one point.
He's only in it for like the scene, but he's, they kick in.
They think that the ex-presidents, the bank robbers are, are, you know, these crazy lunatics that they fight on the beach.
And they're kind of staking out the house and they break in.
and Seismore's this cop that's been there forever,
three months or something undercover,
and he's screwed up, and he's just,
three months!
Three months!
He's like screaming at him.
You guys come in here,
and then, Ken, I was like, oh, shit,
oh, shit.
It's really good stuff.
I'm trying to think what else was going on,
that I, there's something, is there anything else that?
Oh, and then my wife, are you guys watching the Bachelor
again, a Bachelorette?
I did, we didn't start that one.
But I, but I,
think we want to give it is it the and don't ask me anymore i'm so i'm i'm i'm when my wife
and i first started dating you know you watch anything that you're that the person you're
dating watches and you and you invest as if you're watching whatever it is like you're oh
this is great and then i eventually started working there so then i was but now it's like she turns
it on all like i'll come and i go who's this asshole yeah you know and then i and then i walk
there was a guy oh and this is this is what i wanted to bring up to you the only reason i bring
off The Bachelor.
There was a guy, and I don't know if he was like a key grip or a best boy or a logger.
I don't know what he was, but his name is Chance McGee.
That's like something you would say, oh, you're hanging out with old Mr.
What's his name?
Chance McGee over there.
It's like, the guy's name is Chance McGee.
And I was like, that's awesome.
It's like, oh, yeah, go hang out with the Chance McGee or whatever his name is.
McGee, that's, yeah, that's got a name that I thought that people would have gotten.
Oh, McGee.
You know.
Stinky McGee.
Yeah.
Oh, old drunky McGee over there.
You know, McGee, huh?
Yeah.
Old, uh, old orange McGee.
Oh, McGee.
Oh, piss bottle of me.
Pissy McGee.
Oh, pissy McGee over there.
Trought piss in his boss.
And wondering why he's so stink up the joy.
McGee.
Poor guy.
You don't really chaps my ass lately.
These motherfuckers that are getting free shit for getting their vaccines.
I want shake check.
I did it on my own court.
They should do retroactive, huh?
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
I know.
But it's like, well, that's why I talked to somebody recently who wasn't getting it.
I won't call this person out.
But they're like, nah, I'm going to go.
I'm going to do it now.
They're open like a $1.5 million dollar lottery.
You're something here.
Yeah.
Which was so funny because everybody was giving the guy shit in Ohio for doing it.
Right?
But then everybody's doing it.
It's like it worked in Ohio.
Who was it that was do it?
Blasio or something like that was eating the shake shack or something?
I don't remember.
I didn't even know about the shake shack.
What is it?
Free shake shack?
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
It was so uncomfortable too.
It was just like.
Like a Paris Hilton commercial?
I can taste the vaccine.
Oh, God.
Not like something.
It's like, don't you want the eating of it, watch the video.
There's something.
I don't want to.
Is that a real person, De Blasio?
No, I think, yeah, yeah, but I, I think it's New York.
Yeah, New York.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I thought you're talking about L.A.
The L.A. is a new.
Is he a mayor?
Is he a governor?
He works.
He works in New York for the city.
He works.
He works.
It's mayor.
It's mayor.
It's mayor de Blasian.
Yeah, well, look it up.
It's a weird video of him, like, pushing Shake Shack on to get your vaccine.
Yeah.
But if that's the thing that pushes, like, if you're so like, I'm not going to get it,
because it's got it.
Everybody's shake shack?
Think about homeless people.
Think about homeless people.
Yeah.
If they know that, you know, they can get it.
Because if you're out, if you're out of your luck and you're not and you're just, you know, why am I getting this?
Yeah.
Because they're at risk.
They're heavy risk.
And especially in L.A.
How big of an issue it is.
And if you're down in your lock and you just, you're like, fuck this.
I just want to go hang out of the beach.
do this and it's like you gotta get you got to go into cvs and get a shot fuck you right but
you get a free meal out of it all right so so maybe it works you know maybe that's the
reason why about other other reasons too is is teenagers man you know teenagers a lot of teenagers
who maybe are not looking to get it and i don't know did you see by the way i said i didn't send
this to you i should have sent this to you this was a hysterical picture um married couple
and a guy
fishing in the back
and the guy's holding the wife
and he's leaning down
he goes,
best day of my life.
On the bottom
it says,
that's me in the back.
The guy fishing by himself.
It's really good.
I sent it to married people.
Yep,
I got it.
I understand.
For sure,
I did it.
I had a doctor's appointment
yesterday,
the physical.
Oh.
So I go to the phishing in the bing.
No,
no fingee in the bingy yesterday.
But I,
But I, when I was there, I, they're making, you know, you fill out the questionnaire and everything.
And at one point, it's like, uh, what contraceptives are you using all that?
And I write, married for 12 years, does Netflix count?
Doctor loved it.
She was like, she was like, uh, I was laughing, um, on that one.
I was like, yeah, it's the truth.
Oh, I hate paperwork.
I hate filling out paperwork and the stable.
It's like pushing the buttons now.
Yeah, yeah.
I do like that.
I did like it.
This new offices, the old one that I used to go was like 45 minutes from my house.
This thing is three, it took me a three minute drive and good parking.
So important.
People don't realize the significance of good parking.
It's incredible.
All you people in the Midwest, with you.
Park wherever you want.
Yeah.
It's park you just.
Some people park in the middle of the streets.
Parking the middle of the street.
Just get out because nobody else is driving on the street.
Just get out and they come back an hour later.
My mom had somebody park in front of her head.
some guy parked in front of my house.
It's a guy on the couch right now.
Just hanging out on the couch.
Just going back in the car in a second.
I'd be right.
Park around the corner.
Right.
It's like, yeah.
So parking,
it's especially in these cities.
It's like New York and L.A.
It's terrible.
Yeah.
Terrible.
My sister just went back to Brooklyn.
She was living in New Orleans.
Just went back to Brooklyn.
Oh,
because it's getting better.
Yeah.
And she showed me this.
Like it was pretty nice apartment.
complex on paper.
Yeah.
And then she's showing me pictures.
The laundry room apparently would get a little, like, fogged up.
So they drilled holes in the glass of this little.
So they get the fog out of it?
Wow.
So it's like, yeah.
Should we use a drill that's good for glass?
Nah, just use whatever rusty.
Use an ice pick and then nail it with a mallet.
Just shoot it out with a gun.
Just, you know, shoot.
Let's, hey, Lurie.
Just start shooting the walls and see what we get.
Please don't use the roof for toilet dog was one of the signs.
And I said, we'll just change it to DAWG.
And then it sounds cool.
Hey, please don't use a seat for a toilet dog.
Works.
Oh, man.
This is, uh, we're getting close though, dude.
I'm getting close.
It's like, you know, even be a look at your mug.
Yeah.
It's, and I'm, I'm, I'm easing.
I was a little weird at first, but I'm, I'm, I'm,
easing into it.
I said to the wife, I'm like, maybe we should go on a day.
Let's go to a day.
Yeah, we did it.
We haven't yet.
And we have the point where, I mean, we could walk down the street to a couple places
and the kids would be, you know, within five minutes of a, you know,
is that the nervousness?
You want to make sure that.
I don't think.
What is still getting ready, getting used to it?
Just getting used to going.
And then, like, if it's outdoors and, you know, like, I wanted to be a nice experience
and not feel.
Go to this place that I went to, I took my wife to the Tuscana.
in Century City.
Yeah, that sounds good.
It's outside, they have an outside area.
It's really, it's not, and the food's good.
The wine was really good and it's pretty chill.
And so what, 10 minutes, 15, whatever I was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, we need one.
We need a day.
Do it.
It's been a while.
Yeah, it was, it, it helped.
It helped for us for sure because we hadn't, we hadn't been out for so long to do something
like that still.
Do you have that issue where you get out and you're like, all right, we're going to have
a discussion.
Then you have to keep telling yourself.
Stop talking about the kids.
Like stay on target of something.
I think we were so, I mean, there were other things we need to talk about that weren't involving the kids because the problem is every time we try to do that in the house, the fucking kids get involved.
And it's just like, yeah, my iPad called and then the little one comes up, funny octopus.
And it's like for two seconds.
My wife's like two seconds.
And so it's funny because my wife will never to them, but always like to me when she knows that I'm in ear shot.
of it.
She went,
let me the fuck.
To them,
it's always like,
yes,
honey,
what do you need?
They only knew.
They only knew.
It's just like,
you can't this go.
Because it's,
I don't know how it is with your kids
when they were this age.
The nine,
well,
your oldest,
your youngest is close to them.
But they need us to play.
And it's like,
well,
play with us,
do this,
it's like,
I love playing with you.
I love doing that.
It's fun.
But sometimes,
times go i used to play maypley with my brothers and go into the room and just disappear for like
yeah for god sakes fuck off you play with me fuck off play with your son what i buy all those toys for it
you know what you can do you can you can you can play with the fucking two thousand dollars worth
legos yeah how about that or color in something how about that you don't do that well you talked about
the stories being directed, that was always the thing with playing with my daughter was that, like,
you know, I'd be like, I'm going to go to the castle and see the, no, she's not going to the kid.
Right.
I'm like me doing improv.
So I'm going to, I'm going to, into the store.
She's not going to the store.
She's, and that's a boy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why don't you to play by yourself?
That's exactly.
It's exactly the story.
Like, there once was a, there once was a cucumber.
No.
No.
No.
was an avocado.
Fine, right?
And his name was Louis.
No, it was Numb Blom.
Oh, Numbloom.
Oh, Numbloom.
And so Numb Blom had three friends, six.
Oh, he had six friends.
And they went to the beach, Forest.
Yeah.
So I'm telling you, it was, you wonder where I got my improv skills from.
And speaking of which, I got to find this.
I can't even see anymore.
That's the other problem.
Dude, the eyes are shot.
How about you?
I think I have to get to the point where.
I was doing this something.
I wish we could put up the picture,
but I had my shades on in the car.
And then I had these like this
so that I could look at the navigation device.
Go ahead.
Tell us what.
So it was like shades here.
Make a left on Turin.
Oh, okay.
No, that's, okay.
Why isn't my ways telling me where to make the left?
300 feet make a left.
On what street?
I can't see the street.
Make right.
Yeah.
Is that a setting?
Okay, we'll do, you know, we'll put Charles's music,
but this time you're driving through the street.
Make left on Oakwood.
And how many feet?
Right turn.
Is that saying?
Come to the stop sign.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wave to the old lady on the right.
Sorry, sorry, I got the glasses on the glasses.
Your glasses are on your face.
All right.
This does not seem like I'm going to the right place right now.
Turn around.
Okay.
Make a left.
Make three U-turns.
You're seriously making me make a left on this street.
Make three U-turns.
Your location will be on the right.
Now it's on the left.
Another U-turn?
Forward.
Keep driving.
No!
There's someone on the street.
All right.
Screw it.
They want your wallet.
And now you know, now you know, now you know.
Now you know.
And Brett was driving on the street.
He got out and he ran with his feet.
No.
wearing his feet he was on
the skateboard and I don't know
what he's the Lord
that's right he's the Lord of
Who I don't know is it
Blasphemith that's the theme of this show
Blasphemous baby
Oh
You use that Santa Claus
Oh come on what do you do?
What did that microphone do to you?
No it's it's something where I think I need
The some sort of
I don't I hate things
these things.
Your glasses?
Yeah,
I don't get,
I feel for everybody.
You're looking at them with disgust.
I just,
but you know that you need them.
Well,
and it's the thing now,
it's like I have,
I don't need them like looking around at you.
Right.
It's reading,
and it's,
but it's like,
I do need them to even tell what station I am on the radio.
Dude,
I carry these things.
You've just lost every 20 year old
that listens to this show.
I,
I carry these things here.
I carry them on my head
because it starts to hurt my head
and all these,
look,
you little fucks,
You're young pricks.
Right now you're like,
huh,
well,
just wait,
because I didn't,
I didn't think,
I didn't think,
all my eyes would be great forever.
It's garbage.
45.
I didn't get,
I didn't,
and it was my first ever,
I appointment.
Yeah,
and then like,
you know,
or I put your head in the machine.
I'm like,
you're like,
no,
put your head closer.
You've got to put lean your,
right.
I'm like,
I've never done this before.
Ever.
They did the thing with the drops where you can't see,
you can't see,
you can't wear the sunglasses.
It was like,
like,
Like a vampire.
He warned somebody about blasting air in their face.
Well, they give you these drips.
And they're like, well, you probably won't be able to be in the daylight for another six months.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh.
And you're like Lestat from a vampire.
Should I have had somebody drive me here?
Is this like...
Good luck to you.
Use your GPS.
Yeah.
Make right on Orange Street.
Hey, I named that.
Oh.
Oh, the corner of apple and orange.
Apple and orange.
What else?
What do you, what do you've been,
have you,
your mother liked this show?
Oh yeah.
She likes everything.
Everything.
Everything I do.
No,
I think she probably,
I think she probably likes this one,
I would say probably more because I've got to talk more.
Yeah, yeah,
we get to talk a little bit more.
And,
you know,
it's pre-recorded.
So I think she really wants to catch the live stuff.
And I'm like,
but you don't need to,
this one,
There's no reason that you have to catch the live so you can plan your day around.
She plans her day around.
Did she subscribe to the podcast feed?
I hope so.
I told her.
I said you get to get on there.
I'm telling you right now, all you people, right now, if you're listening to this, you're watching this.
If you're watching this right now and you have not subscribed to the podcast feed and you like this show, you're hurting us.
Like you got to subscribe to the podcast feed, whether it's Spotify, Google podcast, by the way, Apple podcast.
Subscribe to that feed, download the episodes because they're, you got to.
That is how we're going to continue on.
Because this show is going to live every Thursday, depending on how long it goes.
You know, if it's an hour and a half, then it's an hour and a half.
If it's an hour, it's an hour.
And it leads into S-E-N-Live.
The Big Thing podcast will be the show that, again, will air Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday
will be either 9 to 10 or, excuse me, 10 to 11, or depending on how long.
Same thing.
Yeah.
If I'm with Steph and Mark and we're talking about a whole bunch of fun things tomorrow,
the premise of that show, by the way, for people who don't know the big,
thing is that it's a guarantee that we're going to cover at least one big topic.
Guarantee.
And it'll be for at least 10, 15 minutes that you're like, oh, I want to hear them talk about
in the latest movie review or this or that.
Guarantee you're going to get.
I don't know what else we're going to talk about.
But in that show, it's a guarantee.
We're going to leave with those topics.
So for those people who've been missing the overall, like diving into movie news, movie
reviews, all that.
It'll be there.
So please go and subscribe to that show.
That feed is going to turn from the Sien Live podcast.
feed into the big thing podcast.
So that way it's a little bit more.
It's hard to listen on podcast when you have the constant like schmobot coming out.
And that's why the schmobots will serve for that SEM live, which will stay.
And then people will be able to contribute and talk and listen to either the interact of the impressions, all that stuff.
It'll still be there.
But the last thing that I will ask is that we have the Schmowdown Clips channel.
Go and subscribe to that today.
because I'm aiming for like August for this show, the big thing, S-E-N-Live, IG, S-TH.
That's all going to move from this channel onto that channel.
So subscribe to that today.
We'll keep telling them there'll be ads to let you know that we're doing that to remind you like I'm aiming for like August 2nd,
but after that these shows will not exist there anymore.
So you can only get it on podcast feed or on that channel, which is a risk.
But I think we need to make some moves.
You got to redirect.
Make some moves.
Yeah.
Make some moves.
I totally know what's going on.
You knew it all.
You knew it all.
You suggested all of this stuff.
Yeah, I was like, come on, Christian.
You got to do this.
Change up the channel.
Change it up a little bit.
You're doing the same thing.
It's not working.
Come on.
Stale.
Just stale.
It's the content of the long of it.
You mentioned earlier, I think that, but the big thing show is pre-recorded.
Yes.
Yeah, because I think it sounded like earlier.
you said it was going to, you're shooting it tomorrow, but it's not live tomorrow.
No, it doesn't air until Friday. Excuse me.
Yeah. Sorry. Thank you for, we are recording an episode with myself and Brett, excuse me,
myself, Ellis and Steph that will air on Friday. That would be the first airing of the big thing show.
And then we're hoping to gradually put two big thing episodes on next week with one goofball.
And start with that. And then eventually we'll get to four.
Four episodes of big thing.
One episode of goofball.
Four episodes of S.E.N. Live.
Or five episodes of S.E.N. Live, but just to do.
But again, making sure that for people, well, I liked interacting.
It's not going anywhere.
You'll still be able to do that.
But the S, the Schmodeon Clips channel, please, please, please go and subscribe to that today.
We're almost 6,000 right now.
We'd love to get to 10,000 to show like, okay, we're going to be.
Easy.
Yeah.
We're going to be looking.
We're going to be doing some stuff.
Just click it and like it and flip it.
Flip it.
Flip it around, smack it up.
Yep.
The old smack in the ball bag is.
Give the old, you know, Clicky McGee.
See?
You see what I mean?
How easy that is?
The Clicky McGee.
Chance McGee.
I thought of Chance Ellison right away.
I'm going to call him Chance McGee.
Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got his big match, a collision with the team's titles.
It's Chancey McGee.
Oh, Chancey McGee.
Chancey McGee.
Ah, man.
I wanted to ask you something that I totally forgot about.
I wrote it down, but I said, well, I can ask Brett about this.
I wrote something down.
What did you write down?
because I had something that I was going to talk to you about.
I can't remember what the hell it is.
Oh, you're the Hogan stories.
I told you that about it.
Was it Mayor of Easton?
Oh, Mayor of Easton.
Yeah, yeah.
So you guys started, how many episodes are you?
Got two last night.
It was one of these,
well, should we start this?
And I've heard so many good things about it.
And I like it.
It's not necessarily my type of show, but that second episode hooked me.
Yeah, there's only seven.
Yeah, it was because it was the first one was a lot of exposition.
What do you think did it so far?
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to say anything.
Oh, I think, well.
From where you are in two episodes.
It's a red her hairing, I think, of who they, her ex-husband.
Okay, so for people, at this point, the show's been out.
I'm not going to spoil it for Brett because he's watched it.
But like, so you think it's the ex-husband?
I think they're setting it up to be the ex-husband, but I don't think it's the ex-husband.
You got any guesses right now?
Right now.
If you're going to Vegas and you had to bet on somebody, who would you bet on?
Oh, God.
I've got to remember.
You got to bet.
Say some people that are in the show.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
If I do that, then it could potentially give it away.
I don't want to do that.
It's not.
It's, it's, too.
Oh, you know what?
You have your kids college funds.
And I also suspect her dad.
You think, you think, the girl that was killed.
You think it could be her dad.
Yeah.
Because that one seems he, he was a little off.
Yeah.
Okay.
There was, there was some little scene.
with him where and you know not in the beginning and he's anyone he's a shithead but again that could
be a red herring too because it's like it's clearly like yes that's that's why i like the show
it keeps you it keeps you on on its toes yeah and um and i keep comparing it's a show i really
liked was that up until the end was the Nicole kidman hugh grant show that was on it was the one
that was on h what the hell was that show called it was it was it was on we talked about it a lot
on s en and it was kate's friend was in it and i can't what the hell was name
in that show.
I can't remember.
But either way,
it was,
the ending to me was a bust.
And I kind of bailed because of it.
Could they have named her something else
so it didn't sound like mayor of Easttown?
Could they have just like,
I think her real names like Mary or something?
But it's just like every time I hear,
I hear mayor of Easttown.
That's all I ever hear.
And then people,
I'm sure are Googling the wrong show
because they're like,
hey, you see Maristown?
Who's the mayor?
Yeah.
It's Pelagio.
It's Blasio.
He says, you're the snack shack.
It's the whole episode three is about, you know, a guy goes, he gets the vaccine,
shits his pants right after the big burger.
It's a great episode, very humorous, although it's not supposed to be humorous, of course.
You know, the guy, they give him the double burger, and he shits himself.
It's supposed to be sad.
They've got the sad music.
It's like, it's almost like a Danny Elfman type thing that's going on, kind of kooky.
But, and he walks to the bathroom and he does his thing, but it's supposed to be this terrible thing.
It's really not.
It's humorous.
It's humorous.
What do you think of that show?
I was humorous.
It's humerus.
It makes me giggle.
Oh, man.
Anyway, I got a lot of shit going on over the next couple of weeks,
but I'm going on, I told you I'm going on my first vacation.
That's good.
Yeah.
I need it.
Is it going to, do you get to when you go, like, will people leave you alone?
Or do you get you?
get a lot of calls about Schmo down and stuff like that.
I mean, is it one of these things where you're trying to be being told like,
Christian, get off the phone.
I tried to, my wife does that to me every day.
Yeah.
But I tried to take a vacation last year, probably the wrong time.
I tried to take, I tried to take a week off early before we shut down.
I was like, you know what?
We're in December.
Yeah.
I'm just going to, I'm going to take it.
We shot all the matches we needed to shoot.
I'm going to take it off.
It took every day I worked, every single day.
So, but there's no chance.
I'll be able to get away with that here because we're doing like a,
we're doing like a trip.
So we'll see.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I'm probably going to have to hand over the phone.
I think that for my own,
my own well-being,
I'll probably have for myself.
I'm like,
just gives the phone to my wife and just take this.
That's the tough.
I mean,
well,
again,
different situation than,
you know,
most are in.
But I think this,
this,
the fact that you can contact people all the time.
Yeah.
Is something like,
I think about it.
I'm like,
I'll get a text from somebody about a work thing on.
a Sunday night at 9 p.m.
You wouldn't fucking call your co-worker at 9 p.m. on a Sunday.
You know, like, come on.
Like, there's these boundaries where the weekend doesn't exist anymore.
It's true.
I'll get, I'll get phone calls, and I'll even find myself sometimes texting, be like, hey, you know, if you're going to do this, this.
And I'm like, holy shit, it's 10.30 on, you know, and it's late.
That's not, that wasn't like the way that it used to go at all.
And just, I don't know, technology and all of it.
It's like, it's like a, it's like 9 a.m.
to like 5 p.m.
That's kind of maybe your contact.
Maybe a little later with some of the stuff we do.
But past 9 p.m.,
I shouldn't be getting any text,
especially on a Sunday or a Saturday.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Are your kids ready to bust through?
They're ready back to the school, though, right?
Yeah.
So are they, they're over it?
They're done.
Blake has this big, apparently we, you know,
award kids.
for just mundane things like,
you're graduating eighth grade now.
You know, and we had to buy like lays for them
and like it's this big thing or whatever.
But, you know, I get it.
It's nice after all of this.
But it is like, really?
We're going to do a graduation.
But that's happening Wednesday.
I think I feel like eighth grade was a big thing for me.
Was it not for you?
I don't think we did anything.
They didn't care.
They didn't give a shit.
We didn't have kindergarten.
Well, kindergarten, well, I mean,
I mean, yeah, that's a little different.
I don't remember having anybody giving a shit about that.
I do remember eighth grade, though, being a thing.
I think that I went, the school that I went to, though,
did you go first through fifth and then fifth through eighth,
or six through eighth, or did you go first through eighth?
It was first through six.
Yeah, a lot of people, that's most schools.
Yeah, we didn't have the middle school.
It was junior high and senior high.
That's most schools.
I went, I was in the same school, St. Roberts of Bellarmine.
And that's, that is where I learned nothing about education.
And I learned how to rifle,
a fart off of a wood chair in a Catholic school, St.
Roberts. And it was, it was where I learned and crafted. And I, and I, that is where I, I,
I studied my craft of comedy. I'm supposed to be learning at St.
Roberts, Bellarmine, which is no longer there, I don't think anymore. But like,
but I was first to eighth grade. Yeah. And like, you speak, what's great, it is, it is, and
it isn't, because it's like you're, I think that for me it was, because I, like I, like I, I said
before. I never really felt like I felt
like I fit in all the way, you know,
and it was just, I relied on the humor anyway.
But for other people who had their
pals and everything for like a long time,
and I had some good friends
there, like that I still to this day
keep up with. But for the most part,
people that were
like going, you know,
there's no adjustment.
First or eighth grade, there's no adjustment.
It's the new fuckers that came in that always had to
figure it out, you know, like,
hey, you're here for the eighth grade, all these
New York little assholes have been together for all this time.
Good luck to you.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Have fun.
The boys, my son and his best friend were talking about like,
I wonder if we're going to get hazed when we go.
I'm like, they don't do this like dazed and confused paddle shit anymore.
Do they?
Those are they watching shows?
I never got hazed or anything.
I think it's something they do to scare them.
I'm sure they're spreading, somebody's spreading some little rumors.
Maybe.
Maybe they're bringing it back from watching Dase and Confused.
That's what happens.
They rediscovered.
something. Hey, we should do that, Johnny. We should beat up kids. You're 37.
Yeah. Go to school. You didn't work. That's my point. That's my point. Nothing else to do.
Go meet some kids. Come on. Get them tough. Get them tough. What's with that accent? You're from Philadelphia.
God give him to. I'm watching TV, man. Hey, God go. Come on, come on. Come on up.
I'll say, what's you doing here?
And he says, I'm just trying to go to school.
You whack that fucker right now.
Yeah, you fucking whack him.
Make it feel welcome.
Make the shit out of it.
Hey, he said, look, if I wouldn't like you, I just would have pulled your hair and, like, you know, hit you in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the ass with a paddle.
That makes me feel good.
Makes you feel good.
And, uh, hell.
Let's, uh, let's get some steak shack.
Let's do it.
Shake.
What's called.
Hey.
And then they became best friends.
That's right.
They didn't even even fucking.
Yeah.
But they were of age at that point.
Yes.
No,
we weren't talking again.
No,
no,
don't get us canceled.
This were not.
These were not first graders guests.
I always wonder what clip it is.
I'm going to put on the Instagram.
And it's just like,
I don't know.
We'll put this one.
Yeah,
yeah.
What is that?
You watched Eastbound and Down, right?
Not as much.
I didn't,
I,
I like Danny McBrough.
but I got to take him in, I got to take him in doses.
Yeah, I saw the first season I liked it, but there's a scene with him and I can't think of the guy's name,
but he's like, let's do this.
Yeah, let's, we'll fuck the kids.
We're not going to fuck the kids.
We're not going to fuck the kids.
I was, I'm just saying.
He's just fucking, yeah.
So funny.
Yeah, all that.
But I was going through this.
I can't get this time jumping shit out of my head.
You just, that's all you think about.
It's it.
I'm like, I've been thinking about it.
I've even named it myself, line jumping.
Oh.
Timeline jumping.
And it's like what, like, imagine if, like, the way, if time works,
what you think that it does.
And if I wanted to and I had this ability, which I don't, I'm a fucking idiot.
And I don't know how to do it.
I'm not an alien ship, Brett.
I don't know if you know.
I thought you're going to tell me you had the ability.
I do have the ability.
I actually just, I just lived three lifetimes and I came back to talk to you about it.
I had a few timelines.
I needed wrapped up and, you didn't even know.
That's the point.
That's what I was thinking of how fucking crazy it is you think about the way time works.
He's like, if I had the ability to do it, that I could just go like this, live in another lifetime for 100 years, then jump back.
You wouldn't even know.
I wouldn't even know.
The consciousness just jumps in and out.
And I'm not stoned.
I haven't smoked at all today.
Not a one.
Not a one, nothing.
But I was just like, I'm fascinated by this.
Is it some sci-fi shit that is most likely 100% not possible?
Yeah.
Of course.
But what?
What if?
What if there is an ability to be able to, in a different timeline that you wouldn't know?
Yeah.
People are like, ah, yeah, you can't fly in different.
timelines how the hell do you know that time doesn't work the same yeah i mean thinking about it every day
it's see but then the not knowing and then that just uh that makes it less fun for me if i could find out
about it but also i'd hate to be like like you know you get you die and then they're like hey we're
gonna show you your timelines that we've had and you're what if it was fuck up in all of them
so be it but it's infinite it's almost like a video game at that point right so let's if that's what
i was thinking imagine if if you were able to uh once once you once you're
it's over.
Once you've lived,
whatever,
life it was.
Let's say,
let's say you crap out
when you're like 75 years old.
Then the ability
you have this whole timeline
that you've had,
this 75 years of timelines
that you can now play with
as like a video game.
So if you wanted to,
at 30,
you can,
you transfer your consciousness
at 30 years old
and you can live from a moment
that it happened when you're 30 years old,
you're on stage,
you said,
you said, shit,
if I would have said that,
I would, who knows?
And you live that out and you play it out.
If inside that timeline,
you said, oh, fuck it.
I don't have my kids.
Oh,
The kids anymore.
Well, guess what?
Jump back into the other fucking timeline, live there for a little bit, and then jump back in.
Like a fucking, fucking VR.
Is it trippy?
Of course it is.
But it's fun to think about.
And I was just like, this is, and this is why I think I like Loki as much as I do.
See, we tie it all back.
Yeah, it all comes back to Loki.
It goes back to Loki.
Because they do this kind of shit in Loki and the way that, and it's, it is.
It's like the most, you're talking about mayor of Easttown right there.
This is like Marvel's investigating.
It's a detective show and it's the way that they're doing it so far.
So it's interesting.
This reminds me of that you probably saw that office episode where Dwight was playing like a second life kind of a show.
And he's like, so wait, in your second life, your name is Dwight Shrewd and you're a paper salesman.
He goes, yeah, but I can fly.
Right.
Right.
It's exactly right.
Kept everything the same.
Everything the same.
But if time is infinite and things like when you, people don't understand like when you say, like every
possible choice that you made creates different timelines infinite timelines i love the idea and the thought
of it i love it it's just it's just to scare the shit out of you it it does but it also like then
if you're telling me then i can't ever realize them then the thinking about it is uh yeah i mean i'd like
i don't know who the hell knows me i'd like to see one well because who knows like maybe maybe there's
maybe there's a timeline where you where people do remember all this other shit i don't fucking know
or guess what?
You just die.
Yeah.
And that's it.
It's over.
There's a lot of people.
I saw people when we talked about this.
Sorry to break it to you guys, but once you're dead, you're fucking dead.
Yeah.
I know.
It's over.
I've been there.
Wait, but how do you, then you're not dead?
Yeah, well, I came back.
Man.
But I'll tell you, for that time, I don't remember anything.
And just pop back up.
They'll do it.
But yeah.
You could be that there's people that are that confident that there's nothing else.
But you can't shoot on people that think there is.
something if you're that confident there is not is nothing well it's the same that's the same reason
while like i i will never say who's right or wrong about whatever religion that they believe exactly
i don't know like i can tell you what i believe i believe i think the more and more as i get older i
believe more in science and in like as i've been talking about the cosmics and consciousness and all that
that's where i that's where my brain goes i don't know what i'll be like a six or 70 maybe i'll
Maybe I'll find a different something, but I can't tell somebody well.
I've studied enough and I feel enough that to me, what speaks to me is Jesus Christ, God, I believe in all.
You 100% could absolutely be right.
Yes.
What do I know about it?
All I know is what I feel at the moment.
And I can't, you can't, you can never tell anybody that they're wrong.
You just can't.
Not about that stuff.
No.
Not about that stuff because there's just no, there's no proof.
And I think that's, but, but that's.
the thing that people need to.
It's an unfortunate that we can't just go, hey, if that's what you believe, that's fine.
If that's what you believe, that's fine.
If that, no, it has to be like.
Wars wouldn't be started if that was the case.
Come on.
Yeah.
What kind of a stupid ass world would it be if everybody got along.
I know.
What a load of shit.
Adam and he fucked it up.
Yeah.
There you go.
I know a little bit of history.
Yeah.
Well, actually, technically, is it history if you don't have footage?
Yeah.
That's the other thing.
I'd like to do.
I'd love to go back.
Even if you couldn't,
even if you couldn't necessarily
your consciousness live or something too,
wouldn't it be fun if you're able to jump back
into time,
then we could see you,
but you could record shit.
Yeah,
just get a couple of clipouts.
Do you understand,
like that would cause some damage.
You come back and it's just like,
you remember that Kennedy thing?
I got proof.
Right?
It's like all,
like that kind of shit.
I think about this is the kind of shit
that I think about.
When you're locked in quarantine for a year,
you're thinking about like,
line jumping.
This is where my life has gone.
It's fascinating to me.
Imagine just being in the shitter.
You're like, okay, you know what?
I'm going to go back to when I was 15.
I'm going to punch that kid in the mouth.
Yeah.
When he, instead of him punching me in the mouth,
I'm going to punch him in the mouth,
and then I'm going to see how that turns out.
And I'm going to live that life for a little bit.
And then when I'm 40 in that timeline,
if I don't know where it's going,
I'm going to go back to when I was taking a shit.
And I'm going to do the goofball show.
Talk about it.
It's like people at this point
And be like
How many pieces of weed did you eat?
Not one.
This is the one show I didn't need anything.
Not anything.
It's probably should.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, it's, it's, it's kind of.
We're listening to the show and the line jumping thing.
We need a.
We're going to nip that in the bud.
Why?
Well, we got a call from the FBI.
Yeah.
I'm not like in the line jumping thing.
Well, it's because it's because the UFOs have got me.
thinking too. Yeah, well, I haven't delved into that one yet. I know Roxy was obsessed with the,
like she needed to know the information and do Obama say something? I told you what.
We talked about that last week. I don't know. I looked at what she, she didn't say, he didn't
see it to arm ourselves against the aliens. Didn't say that. But what I, what I started Googling after,
there was a report because it was on, um, he didn't tell me last week. It was a different timeline.
It was a different timeline. That's how I'm going to, I should. She's a different timeline.
I'll tell a story I've already told.
But that would be the fucked up thing if you're jumping into timelines.
Yeah.
What was, oh, shit, did I tell that to Brett in, you know, in AB6?
Or did I tell that to Brett last week?
You didn't say 30.
When was that?
Hey, remember that orange joke?
No, tell me the orange joke.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Maybe that was the other alternative.
That would be the problem.
You couldn't jump back and forth.
You'd have to wait years.
Yeah.
You'd have to wait years.
Just like, because then if you, what, the other fucked up thing is, let's say you get,
let's say,
you're a happy married guy
you go back in a different timeline
you get married to somebody else
and then you jump back into this one
and you run into the one you get married
you're like oh shit
right it's there's thoughts
there's thoughts people have
it's a it's a crazy
it was a my I'm telling you
I don't know I think I might be going
a second
there it is
there it is
is
is it bad that I have
I've been slept in a week.
Is that, is that bad?
Because I've been thinking about line jumping.
I, I would, Brett, I was standing.
I was like Dorothy in the fucking Oz in the office in my underwear,
clicking my heels, going, line jumping.
You're sitting in the closet like about time or whatever.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
Oh, my God.
But that's it.
That's where, that's where I've gone to the fucking Looney Town.
With old chance men.
Oh, Chance McGee.
Me and a different timeline.
Me and Chance McGee, a good buddy.
I don't like to choose to do who's going to help you jump some timelines here.
Chance McGee.
Really?
He was the key.
Yeah, they call him old, they call him all line jumping McGee.
Not Chance?
No, you throw any name on there.
Because by chance, you might figure out how to do it.
Oh, good old line jumpy.
I got a tweet from Chance McGee.
They'll keep my name out of your mouth.
Don't do it.
You know what?
You know what I realize?
When we hear about this, Brett, you know shit.
You know shit?
What are you doing?
You don't know.
Shit.
You think you know shit?
But when you think about it, in reality, you know, shit.
No, maybe if you line jumped, maybe in another reality, you know, shit, not this one.
Not this one.
You can go to a place and you can line jump there.
And when you get there, you come back, and you guess what I know it?
And then it would tell you, you know, shit.
He was like, I thought I did.
No, you did in that timeline, not in this timeline.
Right.
This timeline, you're full of shit and you don't know shit.
That's right.
You go back to another timeline and you're like, oh, look at this.
I'm fit.
Yeah, but you come back here, you know shit.
I wish I was fit.
I wish I knew.
Two things I want to be fit, I want to know shit.
But I ain't fit and I don't know shit.
That's right.
And back in this other timeline that I knew, my best friend was a guy named Adam Witt.
But in reality, you know shit.
Oh, shit.
How long have we been doing this shot?
I feel like it's been a little bit.
Yeah, you confuse me there.
You're clicking on something like,
you're going to play some music or something?
No, I'm about to.
I'm about to.
But this is a fun one today.
We're into a lot of different things.
So once again, guys,
we're probably going to call it a day.
What I will tell you is this, please, please, please,
go line jump.
Go back into a...
Oh, if you can line jump and subscribe in all the timelines,
that would be good.
Download them in every...
Do me a favor.
First of all, I want you to go back to 2019.
Stop me and say, it's just a fucking theme park.
All right.
I'm not worried about it.
But then, then I want you to say,
just quit this show and do the goofball show with Brett.
You'll never be happier.
Thank you.
This is the show.
This is a lot of fun.
I am excited, but please subscribe to this podcast feed.
I have said it a few times over.
This is the third episode.
You have to subscribe to that podcast feed.
Even if you watch this today on YouTube, please head on over to the podcast feed,
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subscribe and download the episodes.
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I will respond to all your comments.
It's been a lot of fun interacting with you guys.
Thank you for the positivity.
And that's about it for Brett Sheridan and me.
Peace.
