The Kristian Harloff Show - LUNACY! Nothing substantial is said in this episode

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

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Guys, welcome back to the big thing. It is Thursday. And Brett is on the show. It's just me and Brett. And Brett doesn't know what we're going to talk about. And guess what? Neither do I. No clue.

And what I realized today is, if you're tuning in today's show, God bless you. Because I don't know what it's going to be. I pulled up funny viral videos. We'll watch some of those. I don't even know if we're going to get to them. You're going to get this on Patreon first, by the way. If you're a patron, you're getting it first. So you'll know the freaking shit show that's coming.

Because we got a lot of, I don't know what I'm talking about. I really don't. And I realized that this week, I said, look, Monday we did a live show with Roka. It was really good. Tuesday, we did UAP. Wednesday, we had that big scoop with Jeff Snyder about the Nolan stuff. And then Friday we're going to do capes and Cal. So I said, Roxy couldn't be here today.

We're going to do TV. And I'm going to what I mean? What I don't want to talk about the latest and global? greatest in movie news with Brett, come on. What are we doing? So you tune in, again, glad that you're here for the ride. You tune out, I don't blame you. It's a great sell.

Subscribe to the show. Hit that button. It's swirling around because you get shows like this. Because I don't know, and you don't know, nobody knows. That's right. So, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, anywhere podcasts are found. Fuck it. Here we go.

You ready to rock? Let's do it. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. It is the big thing. Thursday. We're excited to be here. It's me. Brett Sheridan, picking a.

Coffee. Good coffee, too, boy. Security camera fails. That's what I have ready for. Surprise. I don't even know if we'll get to it, but maybe we will. I have no idea. I was like, because you came in here, we shot that show with Snyder.

I have no idea how it did. I hope it did well. But then I was like, we're prepping the show because we wouldn't do the whole thing of Roxy, you know, and she was going to do TV, and we had all these shows we were going to talk about. and I was going to talk to her about the Barbie stuff. And I was like, what am we trying to even talk to this shit with you? You don't care.

I got a show, though. What do you got? It's a, it's called Death's Game. Is this true? It's a true. True show. It's on, oh, shit, is it Netflix? It's subtitles, lots of subtitles.

I believe it's a Korean program because my wife loves everything Korean now that she's into BTS. Is that how you found it? She found it? Yeah, she found it. But a friend of her suggested it. It's, God, it's like, I don't want to tell you because, like, the discovery of it is so, so wonderful. But it's basically a show that I'm 100% sure if you took it and you made an American version that people would eat it up. Okay.

But it's, it's... I still don't know what's about, though. Yeah, I don't know how to... It's hard to tell people because I... What's it called? Deaths game? Deaths game. Okay.

horror film? No, it's, it's, um, thriller. I would say thriller, suspense, um, and little gruesome at times. Uh, yeah, that's a good shot. That's, uh, the ghost, ghost in the shell right there. Um, but no, I, I, I, we, we couldn't stop watching it. And I'm really good at figuring out the, the direction things are going. And this one threw me for me.

It got you. Yeah. Okay, good. So check it out. Death's game on someone of the platform. I should have told you. before we start we can pull it up pull it up anyway

I was watching I watched Wanka again like that better the second I got it I got to ask me if I was farting in here like right in my direction I'm trying to like anticipate stinks I bet it does

because you said you're eating healthy and that for some reason why is eating healthy always give you this why can't pizza help cholesterol yeah why is that to hurt it So you got cholesterol. You got the old cholesterol. The cholesterol.

Too much. Any medicine for it. Oh, yeah. You said, I love when you said that you're like, not quite medicine cholesterol. Your medicine. No, medicine cholesterol, yeah. Because I don't listen. And I got to have had the pizza.

Oh, and the worst. And then if your wife knows, then like anything you reach for, they're going to be on you about. But which is kind of a good thing? Yeah. Because it's like, you know, I shouldn't be. So you sneak in that? And I was like, yeah, I probably shouldn't. and it's my within a week I drop weight like within a week but it's because it showed you how much like

I was eating like an animal yeah especially during like the holidays it was like it was so bad and like and I don't know how you guys I mean I'm talking to the mean people where were you guys telling me I was a bit you know no one called me a big fat slob call me call me everything else you call me you can call me you call me you call me you know loser you call me a fat slob so I know yeah I remember somebody did that Show a little. I'm going to fucking... I'm going to send it.

Put that stream deck over here. This is the thanks I get for setting the shit up. I showed you three new things today. That wasn't the thanks. The thanks, I guess. Spoiled my coffee. Flavored it. This is horrendous.

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And I want you guys to have good coffee. It's a subscription service. It's easy. They deliver it to your house. Go ahead and get it. If I don't have to put sugar in it, you know, you know, it's good. For me, I like, I usually put a bunch of sugar in something, you know, because it's good stuff. Because you don't have.

How do you not have high cholesterol? That's a good question. For real, you eat like shit. Yeah. Well, I do. I recently, I did a two weeks ago, I did a seven-day just juice and soup cleanse. I about murdered everybody in the family, but I ended up not. Oh, that was last week?

Two weeks ago. You were kind of grouchy two weeks ago. Yeah, no, it was rough. It was rough. But then, you know, the following week I did really well. I've kind of gotten into a couple things. Like I got, you know, like a little cliff bar thing, which is not bad, but I'm trying to just eat more. I reach for, like, you know, baby carrots and oranges at night.

I do the thing that I'm doing. It's easy. You know what it's a, this is the show that you guys got today. Yeah. What I do in the morning is for people. People ask, somebody actually asked me, like, what the diet was. It's my friend, a professional chef. I do bowl oatmeal in the morning.

coupled with either three egg whites with one yolk or an egg white almond, right? Two hours later, I have a half an apple with some almond butter. Yeah, so you're licking on that. Delicious. And then I'll do for lunch. It's like a big protein, whether it's chicken or salmon or steak or whatever, a skirt steak, whatever it is, with some brown rice, broccoli, maybe a sweet potato. or a salad with some chicken in it or something.

And then two hours later, do some protein-wise, but I'll do celery and hummus. And then I just kind of switch up and then give my one cheat day a week, which is usually on my Sunday. Yeah, you know what's good with that celery, ranch. You see?

I can't do that. No, I like the butter, the peanut butter, or an almond butter with the... Do the almond butter. Yeah, yeah. So you've got to do that. Right. So it's, look.

It's rough. It takes a bit. I was kind of, I was on edge for the, it's like, you know, beating with drills for like the first, like, oh, no, I laid it, like, and, and Lonnie let me lay in bed. She's like, I get this. I know you're, like, I was detoxing for sugar. Yeah. And I, well, say it is the same way.

She grew up healthy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, our wives are just both, like, they're not trying to fight any sort of, like, we're fighting. Cheese. Cheese. Oh, God, I miss cheese. It's cheese and bread.

Cheese and bread. Oh. I got, it's like, I hate the joke that cheese and cheese and cheese. bread are like not good for yeah i hate that it's like i love it's the european in me oh i love cheese and i got like the pizza i got to eat you know and i wasted my cheat we had a really shitty experience at this restaurant last week i'm gonna call the restaurant out but it was really shitty and i wasted my cheat there and um yeah so i like i look forward to sundays now because it's my cheat i had my sunday was a cheat and i got this uh like a philly it's like a chicken philly and i've

had it before and it's wonderful. And as I pick it up, Lonnie goes, yeah, last time I had it wasn't that great. I'm like, why did you say that? Right. You know, and I got home, wasn't that great. Wasted my wasted it. Wasted my cheat away. And she gives you shit all the time about that stuff? Oh yeah, yeah. Well, what was it? I was just, I was just

chewing. I was just picking up pieces of I was just picking up pieces of sandwich meat. She's like, are you just shoveling sandwich meat in your mouth? There's so much nitrates in that. I'm like, give me a break. I'm not putting it on bread. What do you want for me? You can't win. You can't win. Like, yeah, say it with me, it's like, it's moderation. Yeah. That is my problem as the moderation. Oh, yeah, because I'll kill a whole thing of,

you know, like sandwich meat. But I'm like, hey, I'm not putting bread on it. Oh, you know what, a little something like, you know, because we know the fans really want to know about technical stuff too. Kill that fourth, keep that fourth thing muted because if you turn that on, you get background noise. Oh, so it is muted already. Yeah, so I muted it for you. As long as you're not, you know, if you don't, you don't have a fourth mic hooked up, but it was given some feedbackage and things.

Hey, why do you shut the fuck out? Hey, whoa, wait a minute. Why are you stealing my sound? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, listen, Brett. I want to ask you some questions because I haven't talked to you all the little ass for a little bit. What you're talking about?

You said your lady dictate your diet. Why don't you be a bitch? Why, you'd be a little bitch boy. Come on, man. You know, uh, you know, Big Ball. I did, you know, figure out how I can emulate your voice on different channels, too. It's another thing I got to teach Christian when it gets back. You got some funky tricks, don't you?

Yeah. A little freak of the week. Come on, man. Freak of the week. Did ever tell you that time I stuck my head in a giraffe's asshole? No, no. How'd that end up? It was wonderful.

I spent about a week in there. It was like almost going to Maui. But I wasn't exactly. It was like, hey, Maui. You know what I'm saying? I came out and she squeezed my balls. Oh, lovely, lovely. Isn't that nice?

Welcome back, baby. Do you enjoy a ball mutilation? I heard a lot about stirring. Oh, no, you ain't touching my balls, man. Sometimes, well, I let Jim's just step in my bow. That's about it. Somebody they get step on them, they ain't cutting them off. That's my trademark.

You know what I'm saying, baby. A trademark. Yeah, hell yeah. You know, one time I fucked a rhinoceros? Oh, really? Yeah. It was good. It was real nice.

It took me a while. I had to do it. it in stints. That's right. Yeah. It is an undertaking. Yes. I almost went to the undertaking.

You know what I'm saying? I was fucking. Stints. Stints. Yeah. It was like I was checking in like work. You know, the time card. Bing boom.

Bing boom. Yeah. That's the noise I made too. That's enough for the day. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That rhino. That's what I said, right,

Renastrosis. Yeah. She said, she told all. all her friends about me. Oh, and I said, baby, I can't be fucking all the rhinoceroses. You know, I got one in me. And then I got that giraffe's asshole to take care of. And that's all she wrote.

I heard you really enjoyed Madagascar because of the, the rhino and that one. No, I was a hippopotamus. Yeah, so you got to get your fact straight, motherfucker. See, you tell me about my favorite movies, and then you get it wrong. Yeah. Well, I'm a movie. Yeah, I know, I heard.

That's why you have a million years. We're on for the exact same reasons. Oh, man, I bet this one's going to get upwards of 100 views. I hope so. I would like to see it again. You know, with this stupid asshole's luck, it's probably his most viewed episode all time. And they tune in and they go, hey, look, this is, just have the fucking chipmunk and the guy with a cartoon hat talk. I need a new cartoon hat.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Why don't I turn this way? Stintz. Stintz. Ladies and gentlemen, Stints. Who is that in the back? Is that my cousin?

Is that Leroy? Come to the stage, Stintz. Stints. Stintz Magoo, as they say in France. Well, thank you, Big Balls. Thank you. You stayed around for a while today. You're a good man.

Yeah, you see, you're turning up pots that don't even have mics on. You're fidgety. You're fidgety. People give me so much credit. They're like, oh, I can't believe you do that. You don't even see half the stuff. I should throw a little blue tape on that one. Just do not.

I'm going to pay attention to that. Come on. Let me talk. Are we kidding? Who knows? I'm really curious to see how this, because, you know, to fool no one, we pre-tape this the day before,

hence why you can get it on Patreon. But we're putting the episode with the Nolan's support. Did you hear what the Nolan thing was? So you won't even know about any of this. No. Nolan was with Warner Brothers for a while. Christopher Nolan was with Warner Brothers. And then during that, remember that you will remember this

because we covered it extensively on S-E-N. Remember when Tennant, when they were going to release it in the theater, but COVID was holding the back. He was like, no way. And so he still, he was adamant about putting in the theater. And it did. And they had a major falling out. Warner Bros. He was with Warner Bros.

He was with Warner Bros. He made the Batman movies, made everything with Warner Bros. And then he left. And he took off and he goes and he makes Oppenheimer and he's going to win the Oscar, right? So what Snyder reported on yesterday was that basically they're going to re-release Tenant, Warner Brothers, with the help of Nolan, Nolan and they can do it together and to promote Dune 2. But Snyder had said that it seems like, you know,

they're working together again because he's a free agent. Yeah. So he might start working for them again. I thought people didn't like Tenant. Or was it just it didn't get the views that it was? That was the overall question, right? And it's like, is, and it's essentially what I said. I said, all those movies, it's the one that both critics and fans were.

But Snyder made a great point. He's like, yeah, but how fair was it because where did you watch Tenet? Yeah. You know what I mean? You watched, I mean, because you and I watched Oppenheimer in the theater. IMAX. IMAX. And we were like, whoa, right?

Yeah, that was insane. And if you would have seen Oppenheimer in the same way that you saw Tenant in your bathrobe in between snacks, does it have the same effect? No. Probably not. So I don't think it's going to necessarily improve it dramatically, but what I think the bigger thing is that they're working together again. And that is then Warner Brothers going, let's say, yeah, look, that was old regime. I don't like the way they handled it. Let's release it.

Even if it makes $10. Yeah. Let's do it. And then Nolan's, all right, you guys, you did right by me. You know what? I'm going to make my next movie with you. Yeah, and then they broke, they bro hugged it out. That's it.

That's all he did. He's like, hey. Yeah. Come here. And then Nolan turned around farted into the mic. Fart into the mic. Can you imagine. That's what 10.

And that's why they call it tenant. It's the whole soundtrack. And that's how babies are made. I don't think so. That was the case. I'd have 75,000 children. It's nothing happening. There's nothing happening.

Okay. Shit. What? Oh, yeah. Rhinoceroses. Where? Fucking shit up like it's my jaw. One time I put a potty favor in my armpit.

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And I hope you guys get both of them. And I hope you help out the show. Because clearly we're losing our minds and we need to help. Yeah. I don't know. What else are you doing this weekend? Well, what happened? Yesterday, I had a son turned 17 years old, which doesn't make any sense.

I got to find that picture. If I can find that picture of me holding him. Yeah, I've got it somewhere, too. I may have it on my Instagram, but I have to show it. If I have it, I'll put it on the thing. But yeah, that was when you said that, I was like, because I was nowhere near having kids. I was nowhere near having at that point a significant other. It's funny because I thought I was late in the game.

I mean, I'm a little older than you, but I, I, I thought it was pretty late in the game, but that's in Nebraska standards. I was late to the game. No, no, not here. No, I was, me compared to where I grew up, Queens, I mean, I was, I was 10 years. Yeah. I remember still being in college and my friend got married and he was like 21, 22. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He's got like four kids now and who knows. And I'm like, that to me seemed so foreign. I remember my mom turned 40 when I was in college. Yeah, right, right. I'm turning 50 and my kid is going to be, you know, he's 17. I got a six-year-old. It doesn't make sense.

And that's a six-year-old, by the way, and I told this story to Brett and tell you that you guys, I know you guys like hearing the stories of the little gangster. Well, the other day, I said, on the weekends, we let her pick what and she wants. She gets about hour, hour and a half of TV time for Saturday, hour and a half for Sunday. Depends. A movie will give her a little extra. So she said, you know, I get to pick when I watch the show on Saturday, Dad, because she, wants to watch stuff before the school day you can't do that so she's like

I get to watch one okay great when you want to watch it and she's like well I'd like to watch it now I go okay no problem but I was going to take you to see Wonka so do you not want to see Wonka if you want if you want I can take you to see Wonka but what do you I hate that stupid thing just just happens they're happy they're happy that I took my kid to see Wonka

so I took my kid to see Wonka she chose that we get back from seeing Wonka she goes I want to watch TV now what are you talking about you just saw the movie can't watch TV now you got to play in the yard play in your room yeah 87 freaking Barbies play with the Barbies Build a fort you do something and

she goes no no I want to do TV and I say well that's not how it works I said remember this morning when I told you that you had to pick and she goes I have no memory of that she said I have no memory of that yeah I don't know and the other thing like a

politician on trial I do not recall I do not recall I don't I cannot recall. And the other thing is, you know, I was also thinking the two the other day. I don't know. This has nothing to be related to what I just talked about. But the social media.

And I saw some trend where people were like, oh, yeah, well, you know, our generation. You didn't need social media. We didn't, we wouldn't have done any of this. So we wouldn't have called people out on Twitter. We wouldn't have done this. It's like, you're all full of shit. Oh, yeah. You didn't have it.

You didn't have it. Humans have it changed. The technology has changed. If people in the 80s had it canceling culture and all that shit, it still would have happened. It still would have happened. It just a matter. It would have happened earlier. Well, yeah.

And I mean, it would have been more low. It was more localized. If somebody did something dumb at school, that shit got around fast. We didn't have social media. And, you know, you shove one hot dog up your ass. You don't have to tell me. Thanks, big balls. Coming about today.

So, yeah, all that stuff. I think every class in the history of high school had a gal story about a gal that got a hot dog stuck up there. Really? Yeah. Oh, you didn't have that one? No. Oh, no. There was a rumor.

Yeah, I mean, they were bored. Yeah. He was just shoving everything. Gosh, then, girl. What are you going to do? You know what I mean? Like, yeah. I can barely get PBS on the antenna.

I'm just, well, might as well shove some stuff up my ass. It's always, that was always something. Like, yeah, if I could suck my own deck and wouldn't move the house. Why'd you go play tennis? Yeah. You go, swing on a tree in the backyard. I had a bit about that. I go, man, if I'd had tits and never leave the house,

because you'd be playing with your own tits. I'm like, you wouldn't leave the house because you'd have huge tits. I don't understand. Swinging around in the back. Just swinging around the backyard. Yeah. Just suck your own balls. Come on.

Nobody wants to do that. I mean, some people do. I don't want to yuck your yum, but I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I've gotten the age. I don't even want my wife to do that. No, I'm joking. I'm not.

If you're listening, I'm joking. I got news for you. She isn't. She doesn't listen to this. Has she never listened to this show? No, she doesn't listen to the show. She doesn't like to go to stand-up. stuff. No. No. We call

we should call her again. It always goes well. I know for a fact she's in a meeting right now. So we should definitely call her? We should have earlier but no. Call her in the middle of the meeting. Oh man. I've called her like right before she's going into a meeting

and it's the worst. It's like I called her the C word. Like you just like, what? Yeah, what do you want? I don't know your schedule, honey. I just woke up from a nap. But if it's the reverse, then you're supposed to pick up at all time. Oh, yeah.

In the middle of the show, 175 texts about whether or not I put garbage bags on the grocery list. Yeah, mine's always like make an appointment for this. You know, did you sign them up for soccer? You know, I've got all those duties, but, you know, it's a duty. We were in there. We were definitely. I would love this is the first time anyone ever found this show or found this show on like a Tuesday. What is the show about even?

Nothing. And I'll tell you, I think I need shows like this, though. I need palette cleansers sometimes. I need pallet cleansers to do. I love the shows that they're the shows that I do, but sometimes I need, like, just like, yeah, just pure nonsense. Hey, listen, Brett. I got a question for you.

Yeah, what's going on? Hey, listen, you ever watch old 70 shows and put on a wig? I mean, I've been reading my dream, General. Listen, let me finish my scenario if I will. You ever put on a dress, invite some of your friends over and ride them around like horses. I mean, not recently. No, I'm talking about like, you know, in the... No, but not in a weird way.

Nothing that they'd say was particularly strange. I'm just... Just as... Purely experiment. Hey, uh, hey, Anthony, come over for a second. You're on all fours. Don't take anything off. Yeah.

I'm put a saddle on you. Yeah, don't make it weird. No. Don't take your pants on the way. Yeah, don't be, simply strange. Just, I'm going to put an old 70 show. Played the theme songs and gently, gently kick you. Gently.

Yeah. I'm going to gently nudge in the side rib with my heel. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's not weird. No spurs. No. No, nothing.

She's my boot. Just to give you a little... Just let you know you're not going fast enough in the living room. If you happen to knock over any of the plants or whatnot. So as such per se, would you be interested in something like that? Yes. You ever do that bread? I can't say...

Can't say... Can't say... Not recently. Oh. Oh, God. gently something about gently there's certain words

within things that just work perfectly because you're imagining but then no it's just a gentle a gentle nudge just so you know

so you can pick up steam and then once the you know once the shut her doors open can really hit the highway But you hit it the right time in night. You go around, just around, like around 8.03 p.m. on a Sunday.

People are watching football and whatnot, and you just go right in the left lane. And what I'll do is take a flag made out of satin. And I'll push it when we'll make it a right-hand turn. So that way, where I can jam my knuckle. into your shoulder. So just at the right time, you go,

ha, so it sounds like a horn. But it's not weird, right? So, yeah, not weird. So Sunday? Any issues with that? So, yeah. What do you guys think? Is that weird?

So, yeah, let's just on a serious note. But I'll be honest, you'd ever answer my question. What particular 70s show would you? be watching a little, I guess it wouldn't be 70s. It's, mid-80s? Mid-80s? You put in a little golden girl's?

Or a little bit of small wonder. Oh, I like that. That was one of my favorites. Which is the one, is that the... That's a robot girl. No, I remember. But then they used to do that. It was Zach from Save by the Bell did that.

But I thought she could, like, stop time also. What was the band's name and Save By the Bell? I keep seeing that one pop up. Friends Forever. Friends Forever. I was the song. Or was the Zack? Zach Band.

Zach Attack? Zach attack? That's what it was. Oh my gosh. What was your favorite episode Save by the Bell ever? Go. You son of a bitch.

That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. Preppy. Oh, yeah. So, all right, let's see if you can name we'll do Save by the Bell trivia. What?

I'll throw a deep cut at you. But first I'll give me an easy one. Name the core, the core friends. Core friends. Core friends. Yeah. Screech. R. IP.

Well, Zach Screech. Oh my God. Why am I trying to blank. Give me an easy one here. Kelly Kapowski. Yeah. That's double points for full name. Yeah. Slater.

Okay. I'll give you. You don't remember his first name to you. Oh, A.C. Slater. Okay. Okay. So now you're missing two. You're missing two women. Come on. God, I met one of them. Who'd you mean? the Lark Vorhys

Lark Vorhys Yeah Yeah Lisa Turtle Lisa Turtle Yeah And then The

The main And then Showgirls Showgirls Yeah Jesse Didn't she get Like hopped up on

Speed In one of the episodes I'm so excited I'm so excited Yeah We talked about I remember we did this on SEM once

One of my favorite episode is when Zach and Slater fought Yeah Oh I was just gonna say that Yeah Do you want to watch that fight

Yeah let's do it Let's analyze it. All right, here we go. The outfit's amazing. Hey, Zach. Yo. Last night at the movies, you went too far. Just helped the mother get together with her son.

What's the wrong about that? Wrecking my date with Joanna. Great mullet. Oh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before? Now, wait a minute. Did you see the authority when he slammed that locker at the door? Oh, yeah. He's ready for some shit.

Yeah, yeah. He's ready for some shit. Dana, I don't need it right now. Dana, come on. Every know you're no you're right so wrong about that wrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny Oh, yeah it was funny wrecking my study date the night before Oh you started man making me look like a jerk at the max Well, that's what you are. Oh shit. You heard me what get out on my face. Look at him drop his hands. I don't

Punk. Oh, and I'll just have to make you punk that's that's see Zach started out Oh, yeah. Good slug. Oh, first punch doesn't even do shit, though. I used to think... Oh, I used to think it was a tie. No, I see. Yeah, Zach.

I think Zach got his ass kicked. He threw the first punch. Yeah, he got... I'm going to have to go back to that. I think Zach got his ass kick. Wasn't Slater wrestler? He was. I think he could have taken him.

He could have... Worse, but like, so... So, Zach shuts the door. And then he comes back with this... You started it, man, making me... Right here. So here we go. The first part of this.

here. Well, that's what you are. Yeah, that's the... Yeah. This, right, he starts it, looking for some shit. You heard me, yeah. This is over...

And what if I don't? He's throwing hands. And I'll just have to make you, punk. Cheap push. That push ain't gonna do nothing. No. Sater comes back with force, right into it. Now this, that should have knocked them out.

Yeah. Did nothing except the bad sound effect. So this guy's purple shirt in the back is tremendous. I don't know. What are we doing with these pants by this woman? What are we doing with our clothes, man? I don't know. But watch this.

This is. this throw there. Yeah, that's a wrestling move. Right. So so far, Slater's already had an MMA style taken him down and then this, like that, yeah, see that pretty much put him out. So, and I don't know why did Slater

go to sleep after he threw it though? Do you see that? Watch, watch. He throws the punches and then he falls asleep. Watch, watch. I'm sleeping. Why are you falling asleep? That was terrible. Oh, goes for the pin. And then they just do weird wrestling. Yeah. And then Mr. Belding was some kind of weird hairdo going.

I don't know. So Mr. Belling at a... Not that I've ever been, but a strip club one time. I think you told me that. Yeah. I think you told me that. It was the one across the street from Miyagi's. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Miyagi's... Oh, Dublin? The strip club. Yeah. Was that show girls? Maybe. Maybe he's going to see if Jesse was there. I don't know.

The strip clubs? Yeah. No, once I got married, I didn't like it. I never really liked them in the first place. Yeah. You're a liar. I'm not saying I haven't been. I'm saying that I've never, okay, I've never, at some point it did make me uncomfortable.

Like part of it was like, oh, naked body, this is cool. But then like the asking for lap dance. And then, of course. Well, I don't think you ever ask. I mean they ask you. No, that's what I'm saying. Them asking you made me feel uncomfortable. And I think then the mind, you know, like of going through like this is what they're doing for a living.

And I mean, no offense to what it be. It's like, you know, you go, I hope. I hope you're fine with this. You're not doing this out of desperation. So my mind just starts, right. You go into different. Yeah, well, that's what happens

as you get more neurotic as you get older. But you know what happens when you get older and you go to a strip club for like a younger guy's, you know, bachelor party and you're just chilling out. They all come up to you. Because you have, the more disinterested you are.

Right. The more they're like, wait, what's this guy's deal? Why doesn't he care? Yeah. Yeah, it's true. I don't go.

I can't even tell you. Probably a Vegas trip must have been, 15, 20 years ago. Yeah. Just not my dick. Last time I went, it was for a thing and a bunch of guys went and my brother and I went and gambled. Like, yeah, at this point, especially with an older daughter.

Right. I mean, I think it's it too. You know what I want to try to do, though. I do want to try to get a Vegas trip. You know, we're trying to, you and I will most likely be going to Vegas for Cinemicon. If I get in and get in the press. So it would be, because last year we were supposed to, I don't know what happened, but I went up going for like a night.

But I think there was something that happened right beforehand. It was like, I don't know what trip or whatever. Something that happened, like, literally, right before. And I just gotten back and I go, I can't leave again to go to Vegas. My wife's going to lose. I think, was it, did we take a trip? I don't know if it was a Schmowdown. Was it New York?

The New York was June. Yeah, this was like April. So I can't remember we did something. I don't remember. Either way, you were supposed to go with me last year. Yeah, I just couldn't do it. So I think this year we'll do it if I get it. I'm waiting to hear back.

if I get in. If I get in again, then we'll go. We'll go and I can navigate it a little bit more. But it's pretty simple. I think we'll go for like two or three nights. We go to the panels, shoot some stuff. It should be fun and maybe, you know, take a good Vegas trip out of it. So I'm not kidding when I say, that's a show. That's it for today.

That's it. You know, a short show. It was almost 40 minutes. And I think even the fact that we stretched that out. I can't even believe we stretched it out that long. And I don't necessarily know if you'll ever get a show like this ever again. I don't know, but I did it today because I wanted to do something silly. I want to give you, I want a prediction from you because I have no idea what I'm going to title this, because it's going to be tough.

So over under 8,000 views. Yeah, I mean, I put my, so just to give you, I put my thank you to the 100,000 people. I didn't even crack, 6,000. Yeah, yeah. For 100,000 subscribers. I put the top 10 most anticipated, which usually does good. I do like 10,000. But then I put, you know, other movie related ones, do 20 to 30.

I don't know. I, you know, and I know that I don't poll a lot of people. So you don't have to pull plus. Yeah. That I do. Not anymore. Well, I mean, my own. I mean, my own.

Your own. You're up. My betrilled. I don't, yeah, I'm guessing low because the news story brings them in. They stay for the entertainment. Right, the nonsense. Yeah, yeah. I think people who watch it will like it.

Yeah. They'll be entertained. The hardcores will enjoy it and they'll go like, we need more like this. And then I'm like, would you say under? Under, yeah, 100% of it. Yeah, I'm going to say under. I'm going to say that this episode does, because I'm going to title it, I'm going to take two faces of us of just losing our minds. and I'm going to put, we don't know what we're going to talk about as the title of the show.

I am going to guess and I'm going to say, I bet you this is a good amount of comments. I bet you that there's whoever watches it will click the like button. But yeah, I think seven, between seven and seven thousand. I think you could clickbait it with a thought bubble above me that says, who's Christopher Nolan? And then people would come in to. I don't think anybody would care about that, honestly. But so let's see. Like, I want to see how.

Yeah, okay. Okay. So, I mean, this one, I just put the new, the new episode right now is doing okay. All right. So we'll see what happens. We'll see how it does. I'm very curious to see. I hope that you guys enjoy the episode.

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