The Kristian Harloff Show - Mangold Tweets, Indiana Jones and Dentists | The Goofball Show

Episode Date: June 17, 2021

On today's show the guys talk about James Mangold tweeting, was Indiana Jones a cold blooded murderer? We also discuss the recent new release About Last Night (1986), dentist offices and Brett's daughter booking more commercials than he does. Follow the guys on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It might be Sandy Claus. I can't do it. It's the best, right? So good. Welcome back to the goofball show, everybody. It's June. Who would have thunk that we would have made it to June already? Six months in to whatever the hell this is.

I don't know. I don't understand. But I do know that people. people, what positive reactions that we've been getting for the goofball show, which I've thoroughly enjoyed. We launched the big thing show. Yes. People were very excited about that. So this conversation thing that we started to say, hey, maybe people actually don't hear us talk.

Yeah, that's weird. I know it's working. It's fair. It's weird that people want to hear people talk. Yeah, I'm going to do a spoiler here for anybody. So if you did it for FCL, so if you didn't watch FCL or you're planning to for Tuesday's match, you've been warned. Congratulations, champ. Wow.

You are the FCL champion of the world. What a day for you. It was quite the day, boy. I'm sure. You beat the Warfather. Yes. And then you wound up handing the championship a la Ted DiBiase with Andre the Giant. So good.

And the audience is pissed. I love that. Oh, yeah. I could just see you just grinning from ear to ear about it. So good. So good. Anyway, so go and check. that out because Flouse is the

FCL champion of the world and apparently the belt's going to be sent here we're going to present an on air we'll present an on air to you so that'll be a lot of fun nice too it's good it's a really nice belt I like it's a weapon too you're going to use it as a weapon it's got a nice point to it it does

did you see the animation the full animation for Ed the sausage guy oh god isn't it great so good that's it's that lives on on the channel by the way the brand new YouTube channel which this show will live on and it is in the description of this video,

please, please, please go and subscribe to that YouTube channel because right now is about 7,000 people that are subscribed to it. We're building up, trying to get the 10,000. SEM Live is going to move over there. The Inner Geekdom show is moving over there. Sith and Inner Geekdom might move over in like two weeks. And then the Big Thing show will also live there. So please head on over there.

And obviously, we've seen all the positivity, and we've seen all this stuff. If there were, if, whether it's eight or 10,000 people watching this episode, I cannot stress enough that if all 10,000 of you just subscribe to a podcast feed and downloaded the episodes, like we're cooking with gas. I know it's sometimes like, oh, like commented on YouTube and that should be enough. It's, it really isn't because YouTube without the donations and everything to, it's, it's brutal.

So we're really attacking the podcast strategy. need your help. Cooking with gas, man. You know that. We're very pop culture. I think the last time I heard that it was like my eighth grade choir teacher. Well, now you're cooking with gas. Little Timmy just blew himself up.

We're really keeping up with the kids. What's that? The talk talk. It's the talk talk. Hey, they're doing a talkie and they're cooking with gas. I should call the new brand cooking with gas. We should call the new brand cooking with gas. Oh, there you go.

It's not bad. It's not bad. Not bad at all. We're trying to come up with a new brand name, and I have to tell this story. God bless our podcast rep was phenomenal and has gotten us a lot of sponsorships on S-E-N and other things, too. And he's a very good brain for this stuff. We were bouncing back and forth on brand names for a while. And, like, he pitches stuff that I don't like.

I pitched stuff that he doesn't think works. last night in my kitchen all I get is a text that says how about flouse I said how flouse for what he's for the brand name I said flouse I pitched something else he was like that's not pop culture I said but flouse is I said listen let me let me let me be very clear about this I'm excited that you brought this up but I don't think flouse deserves his own network he barely deserves FCL championship and he's going to get his own network I don't know about that but he and then he wrote me back he said he was just

kidding. I don't know if he was or not. Yeah, yeah. But either way. A little tap dance there. Fantastic idea. But I just can't. I can't let that swing. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Got to see. It's amazing. The fact that that character has lived as long as it has. Yeah. And then having to reinvent it and, you know, did you see that, you know, I did did add a little

tough or he did. I did see that and I loved that. I thought that was great. The Warfather is so entertaining. Oh, yeah. Great. Great to, and definitely knows how to roll with it. And very funny, too. Yeah. He's, dude, he's really funny. Yeah.

And he, to this day, he, he made me laugh maybe harder than anybody did during a match. There was some character name in the Intergate to him. And I was like, what's so, the character name is, I don't know, Alphonse. He just lost it. Alphonse. And he might not even said, I don't know. He might have just said it really, a matter of fact, Alphonse. And I was just like, it's really great.

Because I just watched Capone, like, not too long before that. And the fact that he brought in Alphonse, it just lost it. It's so good. Such a random reference. But it just, it does, watching that match yesterday does bum me out because I, I really wanted to have that match live. You and the Warfather. Yeah, that would have been fun last year. Yeah, it was, that was something we were planning on doing.

But I don't know what the hell is going on with you and your family. But the other day, we had, um, it's a stupid. I had a conversation with my three and a half year old, we were talking about like, do you know the movie Sean the sheep? Yeah. Do you? Oh, one of the best.

Are you kidding? Oh, I love it. No, Sean the sheep? Yeah. Oh. It's fantastic. It's from the Wallace and Grame. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, the conversation that was going on with me and my three-year-old against my wife and my nine-year-old, it might as well been who's watching MSNBC and who's watching Fox News. It was crazy. I'm like, because my three, my, excuse me, my nine-year-old, I took her to the premiere of Sean the Sheet.

Oh, wow. So she did this thing when she was little, and she was in the hallway, and she's like, I'm Sean the Sheep. I'm going to fly in the air, catch me on her, and she would run and jump, and I kept doing it.

Somehow it transferred over to the little one. She doesn't say, me, never seen Sean the Sheep. So she's going, she's like, she goes, I want to see Sean Seep, Dad. And I go, you love it. And I pitched it. I'm like, she's going to watch Sean the Sheep. I was, nah, she's going to hate it.

Like, you've never even seen it. There's no talking or singing in it. And I'm like, what? She's going to be bored. And then I'm like, I don't want to watch that. I'm like, you love this. She's like, yeah, I was four. I'm like, she's three and a half.

I'm like, and they're like, yeah, you'll see. And it was as if, you know, I couldn't believe, like, everything I pitched, they were so against it. And, but the three and a half year old goes, very confidently looks up and goes, I'm watching you saw in the seat. And I was like, all right. Let's do it. So she's, and my wife's like, she's not going to like it.

I'm like, so I walk in after, I don't know what I was doing. I was straight into the backyard. I walk in. And my wife goes, relish in this moment because I'm about to say something that I don't say often. That's, you're right. She goes, listen to this. And we stop. And all you hear is just cracking up.

She's just losing it over Sean the sheep. She loved, she loved this. is really, really good. I think I actually saw that in the theater. I took my daughter. Yeah, I think. Did she like it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That was, no, that was on heavy rotation. Yeah. And also Wallace and Grommett was a big. Yeah, it's a really good. It's clever. It's funny. Long trousers, Gromit.

Oh, yeah. See, there is no talking and shown the sheep. That's what I liked about it. I liked the fact that you could tell a story and it's really entertaining and funny without having to sing or dance or any of that kind of shit. You want to hear something fucking freaky, though? Let's do it. My wife has a six cents, dude.

So last night, and I slept for like three hours last night. I had a shit, shit sleep. So that make you feel good when I said I oversle this morning. Yeah, it was terrible. I don't know what it was. Good for you. Well, I went to the dentist yesterday and it was in the fucking chair for a bit. First time since?

No, no, no. Second. I had a deep cleaning yesterday. It was, I was in the chair for two hours. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. And so much so that it's like, don't drink hot liquids. Then this, don't chew on fucking nuts.

Like, all, like just a whole bunch of shit that I had to do. afterwards. But, you know, anyway, so like last night, I wanted to smoke a ball. I don't know when I smoke a ball, I feel better. It was the worst thing I could have done. It felt like a really bad hangover. I don't know what it was going on with. But I couldn't sleep. And I couldn't sleep and I couldn't fall asleep. And I was up all night. And I was, then I finally do fall asleep. My wife pops up out of asleep. She was something's, something's in the house. And I was like, what? She said, listen, something is in the house. So I go, and I'm in the days at this point, I go,

I gotta be honest with you, I don't hear anything. She's like, listen, listen. There is nothing. What are you talking about? She's like, there's something by the door. There's nothing by the door. And I go, all right, let's listen. Nothing.

So she's like, I get up and I have to piss. So she goes, she goes, turn the light on and look by the door. So I'm like, I don't hear she's just turn the light on and look by the door I turn a light on there's a fucking roach oh nice got his way in somehow on his fucking back like this and I'm like holy shit I haven't seen a roach in like fucking five years and and it's like on its back flying around and I was like all right it's dead I go to get it and it pops off and fucking takes it she goes get it get that motherfucker get it And I'm like, and I'm chasing it. And I finally, I grab it. And I had a napkin. You know, grab it.

And I, and she's like, throw it outside. Throw it outside. And I'm like, I'm like, the garbage cans are outside. And I'm like, get it. I'm flush it. I'm flushing. Flush it. And then so I flush it.

She goes, swear to God that you find it. I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. I swear to God. You said, I go, it's fucking gone. But I had to give her all the props in the world because I don't know how she did. Like, you couldn't. Yeah, that's a tough, I mean, that's very, that's a dog hearing.

Like, that's, it's crazy hearing. It's like you could, because the air conditioner was on. Yeah. Like, there was other shit going on, like stuff that I heard. I didn't hear anything. I mean, nothing. It sounded like a setup for a really horrible time to do like a birthday surprise. Go, go check by the door at 3 a.m.

Go, go check by it. Oh, it's a surprise. What the fuck? You're freaking me out. It sure wasn't. It was, it was a little. bastard and he fucking, I think, I think what happened was, I had seen one, actually, to be honest.

It wasn't five years. It was near the garbage can. I fucking shoot it and it looked dead. I slapped it out of the way into the, past the gate. And I wonder if it's the same one that kind of popped in and got into the house. The door was open for it. Other than being just gross as hell, what is it? I mean, do they carry disease?

Carry something. I was like, it's bad. You don't want, you don't, and you got to make. sure because you got to fucking get them like quick because god forbid to get it infestate that's all i need yeah is an infestation um but it was that's a t-shirt what what's all i need is an infestation it's the truth but um brother but anyway so i thought that was a funny i thought that was pretty funny that that that that happened and i was just like what it's like superhero yeah what else is going on with you nothing you going on vacation winning just winning just winning the life yeah just

every day why did you over sleep did you drink wine last night No, no. I, you know what? I played Animal Crossing and I was trying. I caught the final fish I need to get to get the golden fishing. I don't know what any of this means. Oh, well, it means that I'm a loser. I mean, there are video games that like.

So matter of fact. Wow. What it means is that I'm a fucking loser. Yeah, yeah. Kids are like, well, you still play this game? Yeah, because I'm a grown-ass man. I'm trying to catch all the. fish.

Oh, man. So, yeah, so you're playing that. And I finally got this, well, I had to do some time traveling. I know you love that. I do. And I have seen Loki. We can get into that. Oh, all right.

First one or second one? Oh, yeah. The second one came out. Yeah. You didn't watch the second one. No, I haven't yet. So I'm going to save that. I'm going to save that for, because Ellis and I are going to do.

I guess that's a good announcement to make. It looks like there's going to be an extra episode of Big Thing with Ellis and I this week. That'll drop on Friday. and then Ellis and I will do one on Monday. So you'll have two episodes like Friday and Monday of that show. And we'll talk about Loki, or at least I will. I don't know if he's going to watch it or not. Yeah.

But so you watch Loki. Do you like the first one? Oh, yeah. It's good, right? Oh, and... Up your alley. Yeah, and Lonnie looked over at me and was like, this is right up, like, the look of it.

Yeah. Just that the whole style. I love whenever somebody mixes, like, you know, new tech with, you know, kind of antique-looking kind of stuff. Like, that's totally, I dig that 100%. And it was crazy. And it was creative. And it was funny.

And, yeah, yeah. It was something that, like, I don't, I don't, yeah. We were trying to decide if you could watch it without being a Marvel fan, though. I think you'd be a little lost, I think, because, I mean, you could still watch it, but you're not going to get the same kind of context of everything that he's been through. Yeah. Because they, especially in that first episode, like, going through, first of all, the events of end game and how they got there in the first place. Then all the stuff that he, because I even.

And we just did a rewatch of the first two Thor movies. And my wife still was like, well, wait. So what is it? She wasn't catching on to the beginning of it, right? She's like, wait. So this is the same timeline? It's not. I said, no, it's during.

And like, she said, just push play. Yeah. Yeah. And just let me, we'll figure it out. We've decided we want to do like a rewatch, but now I think we've convinced my son to do it with us. Okay. We're like, but I'm like, then I was like,

what's the, was Iron Man the first? Ironman is the very first? I won you. And your winner! You're the champ. That's why you're the fucking champ. Because I was trying to think, I'm like, which one is the first one? But yeah, I think we're going to, we've cocked him into doing it.

We want to do it, but I think it'd be more fun, and we will feel like we're, you know, doing something if we're introducing to somebody else. It's a big, long commitment. Yeah, yeah. Long commitment. Has he seen? Have you seen all of them? I have seen all, but I haven't seen any of the Spider-Man's odd enough, which is weird because

the only Comic-Con I went to. I saw the teaser for it. I was like, I'm stoked for this. It's like John Hughes meets Spider-Bet. I was totally stoked for it. And somehow missed them all and I need to see those. But I think I have seen everything but that. Yeah.

You know you didn't see? What's that? And you won't ever see it? Batman eating pussy. Oh, no. No, you can't. We did two hours on that. As you should have on S-E-N.

Yeah, as you should have. I wanted to save it for this show. It's just like, you knew the second. Comedians were going to jump all over. that shit. The second of the fact that heroes don't eat pussy. And the fact that it was catwoman into the pussy and it's just like the, you know, so

so great. You can't the guy, I mean, this is when you're working at Warner Brothers. You got to choose your words, right? You know, it's just like, hey, we're just thinking that that scene might be a little graphic. That's all you say. Yeah. Not Batman. Heroes don't do that. It's like, because then it's like, I know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to tweet it out. Yeah. Because guess what's going to happen? People are going to go, Heroes don't eat pussy heroes. I goes my wife who doesn't give a shit about Batman goes, fucking heroes do it in this house. So, you know, this is how it works. Yeah, that went viral, I think. Oh, which one?

About Batman. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, no, that was all over the place. Everywhere. And that's, like you said, comedians picked that out. But that's the thing with social media today, too, is like, then your entire feed is just filled with people, putting in their jokes about it and stuff like that.

And I think things get a little, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, funniness of it wears off pretty quick then, you know, because everybody's cracking jokes about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that's what, that's what freaks me out about doing stand-up again is that, like, I feel like there's so many funny people on the internet that going out and trying to be inventive and funny on stage is going to, it's a, yeah, but don't, but that's, that's

that, that's what I would tell you, though, is the fact that, because there's so many, don't assume that everybody who's there watching you saw that other stuff on the internet. It's like, yeah, there's tons of ideas out there that you have your own spin on. Because that's playing Animal Crossing. That's right. You should absolutely do something about Animal Crossing. You should definitely talk about that. I think that this is, this is something that, I mean, so people know it. If they've been watching this or watching Big Thing, I'm definitely starting to go. I'm going to, once we go back on live events, I mean, we're. This is education for the self-starters, the go-getters. And the big dreamers.

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Like that's something I really would want to do. So yeah, man, that's a... There's tons of shit that I have. I mean, I have older stuff that I'm going to retool. I have new stuff that I wrote like last year. Yeah. When I was, it was my birthday. I remember I took a full day off and just wrote stuff.

And I'll try it out. It works. It works. It doesn't. It doesn't. And we'll see what happens. That's on my... I have little notes. And if I compiled them, I do the little note thing on the I,

phone and I I kind of that's what I did for the the Houston the New York was retooling of a lot of old stuff and maybe three or four things mixed in there but I know if I dig deep in there I've got some stuff for that I can I'm sure massage into beats well that's the other thing though too is that even going through like old episodes whether it's SCN or this show you'll find stuff inside of things that you said it's oh I said it on air who cares develop it yeah bring it out that's that's the other thing and and the other part that I wanted I watched um with that fucking new movie that came out on HBO Max, what was it called? About Last Night

with Rob Lowe and Demi Moore. Have you heard of this one? Those up in commerce. It's up in commerce. That movie is about as 80s as it gets. The movie, I think it was 86. It's about as 80s as a game. Have you ever seen that movie?

A long time ago. Yeah, yeah. But like it's, and this is not something I would revisit. I don't think. I would revisit. It's a great movie. But it's not, it's not something that it's,

The same people who are saying cooking with gas are watching about last night, you know, because, like, I was watching, we were, we're all, there's all this shit that we haven't seen. All this up to date stuff. And my wife and I look at each other and I go, we're trying to pick out movies. And I go, about about last night. She's like, yes. That was it. We stayed up until like 1145 watching Rob Lo and Demi Moore fucking a bathtub. Well, speaking of like 80s movies that were hot or whatever, we were talking about movies.

and it was like, what, you haven't seen nine and a half weeks? Oh, yeah. So my wife goes, no, we're watching nine and a half weeks. This is the hottest movie. Nine and a half, oh my God, the one with Kim Basinger and Mickey Roark. Yeah, yeah. Now, granted, she probably saw this when she wasn't supposed to. Right.

And hot things were not, this was the most, like, mundane hotness. Compared to what it is now, yeah. Like, I'm like, where's the, I mean. You know, I remember, I remember that back in the day. That was a very raunchy for the day, yeah. And then they even did that thing in hotness. And hot shots, remember? The spoof off of it.

Instead, they put the eggs and the bacon on. But yeah, that's, that's... I mean, yeah, hey, Mickey was a good-looking guy. It's some shit. He's a shitty dude in the movie, too. Like, it's not... Well, Jim Belushi is terrible in about last night. Oh, I bet.

He's a terrible... Not terrible performance, but terrible person. Like, you know, he's like the comic relief best friend, but, like, he's just, like, he... Demi Moore and Rob Lowe are together, and they're... they meet, they have this relationship, and he's like, he comes over for Thanksgiving. And he's in the middle of it.

He's like, hey, you know what was asking about you? Carmen from the doc, man, she wants to grab your car. It's like, grab your joint or whatever he says. And they like, start wrestling in the living room. And she's like, you imagine I come over to your house? And I was like, hey, you know, girl you met at Comic-Con, she wants to lick your ass. You'd be like, what the fuck are you doing in my house?

Why are we friends? Like, so that, that- Now, I have to watch this. Yeah, you have to watch it. But that, that was, um, that, We watched that. What else do we watch? Oh, no, no.

And then we saw that. I told you, I brought that story to me. What was the thing about the diarrhea park? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Ultimate slip and slide is the show, I think. Sounds terrible.

Right? Ultimate slip and slide. Yeah. And everybody got Jardia. How do you do that? I get Jardia. I don't know how you get it. So basically there's a water park and people are shitting all over the place?

Yeah, I don't, I, the article didn't get into much detail. other than a lot of people kept having to go to the bathroom or whatever. And I think Jard, I think you get it from, it's bacteria and animals or some shit, but it's, I'm sure it's kind of same, like when I had, it was like a TV show, right? Yeah, yeah. I had Salmanilla once where you just, like, I meant I shit my pants just without, you know, it was just like, oh shit, I just shit my pants. Not like, you know, trust in a fart.

It's just like, and I think Jard is the same way, where it's just straight up, you cannot control. Well, wait, so what did the article say? It's that they just had this halt production Right. Because of multiple, you know, contestants and crew members, you know, because I think it was, I mean, it passes pretty easy. Yeah. And just, I mean, but the funny part of it is is here,

it's like ultimate slip and slide. Right, right. Diarrhea in a sense. Diarrhea, and essentially a slip and slide. It's like, that's like. I don't know if, I mean, I was not hoping, but kind of hoping that there was once. story at least of one person like losing it on the slip and slide yeah yeah yeah i mean so

it's just shitting all over the slide yeah yeah and it was and it's water slides i'd why would they call it's slip and slide right i don't know yeah it's you sent it to me shit and slide the shit and slide hey you bring the kids over the shit and slide we ran out of water hey i got um you know there's there's something uh the shitter's not working yeah go to the go to what i don't i know i i No problem. Lana just got us on this TV show. And you apparently can shit over the slide when you're going on. So great.

So great. Yeah, just fire it off. Blast it down the tube. Yeah. Just their plate. I mean, look, explosive diarrhea causes NBC's ultimate slip and slide to pause production. At least one crew member from the wet and wild.

I mean, they're messing with it. You know, upcoming series tested positive for jar. Yeah. That is just filth. I mean, no thank you. This show has got to get canceled. Now, yeah. You have to.

You know, I don't think they get. How do you come back from being shit park? Yeah. You can't put out any episodes of this without this being in everyone's head. Would you rather go and be a contestant on shit park or let your kids go to action park on supervised? Not an easy choice, isn't it? Yeah, that's a tough one. I can't believe that my parents

I mean, why wouldn't they? They didn't know, but like I used to go. I remember my last time I went, I must have been 19 when I went to Action Park. And I went with my late brother and I went with my friend Pat. And we went and like, it was just the three of us. My brother was probably 14 or 15.

He's run around the park by himself. Perfect. Yeah. And good luck. You know, and the same thing with me. I was. Made us by the phone booth at Ford. Yeah, that's all it was.

It's funny, I was thinking about that last night, like, just having phone calls and how you got to talk with people in, like, I was thinking about when I was in college, and I remember, oh, yeah, how, like, how was I talking to that person? I had to be at the, I had to be at my place at the right time when they called. Yeah. And, you know, I'm going to be home around six, so call me around six. And if they don't call you around six, it's like, I got to get the fuck out of here.

Yeah. Six-15, and then you're about to leave the door, and the phone finally rings, you're like, oh, is that the person? Then it's like a telemarketer anyway. You forget how you even functioned. It's crazy. And with my kids, you know, my daughter doesn't have a phone yet. We're holding off, you know, but my son got one only because there was a deal when I needed a new phone where you got a free one if you added a plan.

So I'm like, you just got lucky today, buddy. I know. I just got lucky. And, you know, I'm like tracking. He went for a bike ride. Yeah. And I'm like, he's been gone a while. And I'm like, and I call him and go, hey, what are you doing over bike?

He goes, are you tracking my location? I go, yeah, he goes, it's kind of weird. I'm like, no, I mean, I was just seeing. He goes, don't be weird. It's amazing what these kids are doing. Like, this is, this is, the three and a half year old is becoming, she's becoming the comedian of the family. There's no doubt about it.

She, the other day, she's building stuff. Oh, she just wants me to watch her build stuff. Just want me to be involved in it. She just wants me to watch her, And so she's watching and I go, I got to get myself an apple, right? So I go and I go, I'll be right back. So she's building, she's building, she's building, she's building. She's quiet.

I'm cutting an apple. I think I've got a phone call with my wife or somebody. She walks in. She looks at him and she goes, yeah, how long does it take to get an apple? Three and a half. Come on. And she goes, don't touch, just watch. Three and a half.

And even, even this, like, what do we ask her? You want this? Of course. Of course. You want this for your cheese? Yeah, of course. You're a fucking idiot. Yeah, come on.

You want some candy? What are you? Dumbass? Yeah, of course. A's all. I'm three and a half years old. Push me on the swing. Watch me build something.

Yeah, go take me to the ship. If her parents would have watched us build something? No. That's what I'm telling you. Like last week when we're talking about it's just like they want to everything. It's like, come on, come on, come on. I was like, just fucking go play with your sister. The other thing is,

I've been, I went to the doctor, told you I went to the, uh, the cholesterol sucks. Oh, you know, I don't know if you told me that.

You went to the doctor, but I don't know if, yeah, it's big stuff. It's, it's bad, right? So I've been,

Cheerios. It's Cheerios. I mean, everything, everything within, like within, just shows you how much I was eating like an asshole, right?

Within, oh, four days, I lost like six pounds. And I, I, um, I was, you know,

my, and now it's, it's harder to tell, You tell yourself, you're like, I got to eat better. And you tell yourself you're going to do it. It's harder to do that when you're the only one, right? Yes.

And now my wife and even my kids are like, don't eat that. Don't do that. Oh, that's good. That kind of helps. It's annoying, but it helps. Both. Yeah.

It helps tremendously. It's just like, you know, like even my daughter had a popcorn last night. I grabbed her. She said, you can't eat that. And I said, I can have one. Get the fuck out of here. But like that.

And then I also, The other thing was the exercise, and I've been telling myself what's going to do this Oculus thing. I've been using this Oculus Supernatural program. You get an Oculus yet? No.

Stupid ass. You can't get one. They're really good. Really, really good. My ass Channy Claus. You should go and get yourself an Oculus. Because when you were getting an Oculus, and by the way,

I have a dog named Oculus, Smokulis, and Fococculus. But Oculus, you put it on your face and you can see the inner workings of of of of life life loving international friends everywhere life uh you have a phone call uh you should probably get that it could be santa claus great gary bucci ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen challenging it's the flirting flouse for the fcel championship of the world gary busy uh the answer is six who starred in league of their own?

The answer is six? There are six people in the scene. Six. Someone is extraordinary. But Gary, take it. Okay. He gets the point. What's the point?

Yeah, put this to the supernatural program. It's great. I don't know if people have Oculus, if they've done this, but you put on the headset, you notice that the table's got pushed back to it? Yeah. Yeah. You said something about you. mark out your spots and all that.

I need room. So I have enough room over there because I still slap the light here and there, but I'm not banging my hands on cameras and shit. But like I, you, you see the trainers just like they're in front of, you're in front of me now. Trainers basically encouraging you and telling you that, right, look, this is what you got to do.

And it's, it's like close to that. There's a program called Beat Saber. Have you heard of this? Oh, yeah. No, I have, I have played Beat Saber. Okay.

That one's on PlayStation. Okay. So it's, it's similar to Beat Saber. in the motions that you're doing you're slapping the shit out of the way but they have like licensed music like supernatural does okay so they have like license music that they

it's why the subscription is is more expensive but it's worth it because they and you also have these trainers in your ears like encouraging you and it's been phenomenal I missed it this morning because I was I had like three and a half hour of sleep so but I'm still thinking about doing it when you get it back on go hey

where were you I wouldn't be surprised Because sometimes when I'm doing it, and I kind of give like a lack of days ago slap. And they're like, come on, hit it harder. I'm like, what the fuck? It's like maybe it's because it registers, like your power or whatever. Some AI berated me for missing my workout yesterday. And don't eat the popcorn, you slop.

Yeah, what is going on? I had no idea. The other thing is, you see, I saw this report, the globe. The globe? The Grove. The Grove is shutting down their movie theater. What? And the AMC, the Pacific shut it, they shut down, that company shut down.

Oh, Pacific did. Yeah. But AMC did. No, but AMC didn't have a theater. There wasn't AMC. Oh, you're saying Pacific. Okay. It was specific.

You said AMC for a second. AMC is taking over that. That, that's what they, that's what I read on Dark Horizon. I don't know how true that is. But what else is going on with you? Tell me some stories. I don't do anything. You don't do?

No, all I do is like. Playing your own filth? You know, set up auditions for my daughter and then, you know, get calls for bookings. And yeah. She's shooting another one today. That's crazy. So you get a third one. No wonder you have it.

It's like, normally you'd be like, hey, you want me to. Give me something. Give me a new, give me one of your PlayStation. You probably afford your own now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, if it, yeah, well, I will say, I will say, got to get her in the union pretty fast because

the non-union stuff, they, it's not that great. Not that great. And, yeah, but it's, it's, she's going to have, she's going to have a reel. And within this last month, she's done three commercials. She loves it. Really? Absolutely loves it. And she wants to act or she just wants to do commercials?

I think, um, mostly just modeling and commercial. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't think, God, yeah, I mean, a Disney show or something like that. Sorry. I should have put you back on. Oh, hey.

Yeah, like, it's something like that. I mean, the commitment. I mean, I don't know, the money. If I could quit working, you know, like the, the, the, doing the gallery stuff and all that and just do this. You know, like, yeah, maybe. But, you know, be, take a, I'd trim a little off. There's, there's, there's the, the thing that I wanted to ask people that have kids that act is like,

how much you skimming off that? Right. You know, because. We'll get Britney Spears parents. Yeah. But, I mean, you got it. You have to take a little, if you're, if you're, if you're, make it your full-time gig to be driving them around and doing some, you should get, like, a management fee for them.

You give them, you give them 5%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, five percent. I think the Coogan law, it's 15 to 25 or something like that. No, the way it works is that you, the way it works is you, you will get all the money you spent on her up until this age until she pays it back.

That's when she'll start making a profit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you get an investment. Yeah, but right now, I mean, three commercials. You know, it's crazy. That's how people satisfy that though. Well, you know, I paid for you for like 20 years. Yeah.

All your money's mine. And you don't work that way, Chet. Yeah. I don't think so. Right. Yeah, that's why they have that law, the law where you got to put so much into this account that the Coogan account that doesn't pay shit, you know, and then they can't get it until they're 18. The interest is horrible, but, you know, it's a way to save these kids from getting all their money stolen. But it's good.

I mean, if it's only like 25%, you could still rob the hell out of your kid. I mean, it's like, it's rough. But, you know, she's not making enough now that I'm too concerned about it. And I've managed to maneuver things a little bit like that. But, yeah. She's booking. Yeah. And this one, she, what, 20 years I've been doing this?

Yeah. She booked it just from the commercial. She didn't have an audition. They just liked her so much from the last commercial. She saw it. They're like, hey, is Lydia available on Wednesday? Because we really liked her. I'm like, oh, okay.

So you're just booking her right off of the. And that's cool. He's got booked out of a job. Just by doing a job. You think you're hot shit? And you know what her action was? What? Oh, cool.

Really? Really? Oh, you're over it already? You're over it? Oh, cool. Well, that's the problem, though, with anything, right? When you get it, when it becomes that easy for you, that's just how it is. And then she's going to go through those spots where it's going to be tough.

She's going to go, what's happening? And that's why the line of communication is like constantly. Listen, it's not always this easy. It's going to dry up, you know. Sure, Dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever. She'll go back to your fucking animal crossing.

Did you enjoy your one audition last year, Dan? How was that one for that? I'm telling you, that's exactly what's going to happen. Your kid's going to wind up being like the most successful commercial actress of all time. And my kid's going to be selling out Madison Square Garden in doing stand-up comedy. And we're just going to go, she just bought me a watch. And I feel like, I feel like a douche of taking her there. And I'm like, you know, they're like, oh, so is this the first commercial?

I mean, for her, I've done a few of myself. You start cracking. If you're ever looking for an older dude, you know, like, I've done a few of myself, you nashies. I'm sag, though. I don't know if you guys do sag productions on this. Try to, like, tell your kids, use a kid to have a commercial agent?

Yeah. Yeah, you try to tell a kid. And, you know, you mean to dress up like a kid and put a sailor hat on, I'll do it. Yeah. You know, weird time. dressing up and like, you know, I don't even know a way, I got to this, but, uh, oh, no, my son was watching my daughter's soccer game

and was, he, he's always complaining. He's like, send me out there, send me out there. These, they're not playing there. And my wife says, remember the movie Ladybugs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't make that movie. No, it was Rodney Dangerfield and that kid, and it was Jonathan, uh, shoot, the kid that, that he died, no, no, no.

The hell was a kid's name? Was, oh, yeah. He was in that Sequest show. Remember that? Oh, see, I didn't even know. No, he died. I didn't know that. Yeah, man.

I think that's the same kid. I think it was. But dresses up like a girl so that the girls team could win. Like, come on. Sequest show. It was, wasn't it called Sequest? I don't know. I should probably just, I'm looking off Sequest when she'll look up Lady Bugs.

Lady Bugs. Lady Bugs. So it was Lady Bugs. And the name of the, and they actually bring up Lady Bury. How about the actual movie with Ronnie Dangerfield? You know, I do a hard time? I open up the IMDB app and I type in IMDB. Yes.

I've done it. Yes, it is this kid. Oh, man. What the hell is his name? That was a sad story. Yeah, you didn't know he passed? A long time ago. I watched Punky Brewster.

Oh, he's part of the, yeah, I watched that thing. I watched part of it. I came in halfway through. Oh, man, Ladybug's only got 12% on Ron Cidonado. Oh, but I mean the concept of like a girl's key. team can only win if it has a boy dressed up as a girl. Why doesn't that sell? Jonathan Brandis is the kid.

And let's see. I think he died in like 93. Way to bring down the room. Is that true? I don't know if that's true. He died. 2003. Oh, wow.

2003. Yeah, so that must have been in that, because I did watch a little bit of the kid, 91. That was one of those ones where I'm like, I don't. Want to see this and then I, you know, I go do something. The Kid 90. What the hell is Kid 90? That's, that's a Punky Brewster's thing.

Oh, is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah. And I, because I knew, I'm like, oh, this is going to bomb me out. But then I come in and it's like a quarter of the way through and I kind of sit down. I found it a little pretentious. Oh, in regards to punky or? Yeah, a little bit. Like, there's a lot of stuff that's a full name.

There's a, you know, Soil Moon Fry. There's a lot of stuff that she does that I think was, was. sad and a lot of things I don't know there's something about it because I don't want to there's something else that I saw recently

very similar that I thought was more far superior to oh that was the one that had like Will Wheaton and stuff like that you said Yeah didn't you watch one

that was like yeah I can't say what it was though but it wasn't Will Wheaton but it was something else that I watched that I really enjoyed that I oh is this thing you're that you had this secret access to yeah

oh yeah and it was It was really good, but I can't, but it was similar to what Soilmon Fry does. I mean, it was fine. We watched the whole thing. And there was a lot of stuff. She really lets you inside of her life. So, I mean, as far as that goes, there's just some, being in that business for as long

as she has, you just not, even though you, she tries to paint herself as like the, well, I was, I was real and normally, but you weren't. Yeah. When you were kind of living the life that you were living, it's like you, you, you see life so much differently than other people do. But either way, do you only watch a little bit of it? All those things, you know, and me have being doing, have doing, doing this for so long, and knowing the disappointment, knowing how things work, like, all I keep thinking to myself

is, you know, we're not going to send her with somebody else to any of these commercials and we're going to keep her in our sides. They let you walk around and like, you don't, they don't get out of your side. You know, like, you go in when they shoot, you go in with the wardrobe place, and it's you know, it's always like, hey, if you don't feel comfortable doing something, tell me. Right. What was the commercial? Can you say what it was?

The ones she did were, one of them was for like this little nail imprint thing or whatever. And the other one was for a little animal. I think I sent a non-disclosure, but it's like this little figure for animals. And then the other one is another one for like a doll that's for part of the other company. But like, yeah, it's same director, same, you know, it was. That's good, though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But, I mean, like, how many years did it take me to get three things to put on a reel? Like, I can immediately get her inner reel. And she loves doing it, worked really long days and didn't care about doing a bunch of takes and took little directions. Like, I heard so many, like, she really takes direction well. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, he's a boss around him. No. I remember, I remember, like, so a lot of people, I don't know if you've talked about it. I'm sure you have talked about it on the air, but I guess in this show in depth,

When we first met, like years ago, there was a strike with SAG. Yeah. And you wound up working, right, for like a non-union thing, and then they booted you. Yeah. Well, I wasn't even in. I was like SAG eligible. And I had bad representation at the time. And they're like, you know, hey, just, you know, do the non-union stuff.

It's tons of it there. I'm like, are you sure about this? Nah, I build up a real. You know, you're not in the union, blah, blah, blah. And then, yeah, I kind of got, like, I wasn't able to do. join. I remember that. But really, they kind of, it wasn't something my commercial agent that signed me after

seeing me at an Acme show was like, they really couldn't do that. That was actually, you know, like they scared you into thinking you couldn't be in the union and stuff. But that was a really, really detrimental time to my, I remember. I'm like, God, this is my fight. Like, why would you tell me to do all these things? And I get it now. And it's something I regret because I know that commercial actors have been screwed so bad.

And when they have these strikes, you know, it's a lot of people go like, oh, these rich, you know, it's like they think about Brad Pitt and stuff like that. You know, like, Angeline Jolie needs any more money. No, no, no, no. This is about, you know, Joe Blow, who's doing a commercial once a year, you know, and then you play it all over the internet a million times. And then you're getting, you know, 50 bucks for that. You know, somebody's making money, but it's not the actors. Yeah, people don't realize that. They think, oh, I mean, what a career that is.

Oh, these rich actors complaining and striking. No. Yeah. That's not who it is. I also thought, I don't want to say the comedian's name, because I don't even know if they're still around doing stuff, but I always remember you and I, there was a, there was a very attractive comedian.

I remember, and she would, but she was like, she would come in, and she was, and she was, hey, come on, dude. And we were just like, and she, but she was, remember how hot she was, though? Super hot. Did she do you like me? No, no, that was all at Luna. That was a Luna thing.

I don't think, yeah. Or no, wait, maybe we're thinking of two. There's two different ones. I'm thinking of the, like, D.H. We used to laugh about it all the time. Yeah. She's from Alabama. Remember?

Yeah. Yeah. She was really attractive. I remember seeing, and I think she was the first, she was the first. You'll be sweet, bro. I know what you just. She was the first person I ever asked out here. Yeah.

And I remember seeing, I remember, sometimes I just say things. And I remember she popped up on a commercial. Oh, tons of. And I said, hey, honey, look, that's the first girl I asked now. She's, I don't give a shit. Who cares? Hey, bro, you know, be real sweet. You jammed your tongue down my throat.

I'm trying to soften it up a little bit. She was a badass, but she was, but yeah, man. Hey, bro, come here! Gives, grabs you by the balls. Getting this bed. Where to fuck? That's right. And a hell of a set tonight.

They're ready, fuck-o. Yeah, she was, I wonder what happened. I think she married now. No, I don't know. Is it just, is it mandatory for married people to just be like, even if we're happy with their marriage to go. I told you. I think I.

brought it up. Did I tell you about that that picture that I found, right? The one with the guy, the picture of the two people that were like kissing. I talked about last week. Kissing and hugging and they married and, you know, the bride has the dress on and then this guy fishing in the background. It's like, it's a happiest day of my life. I'm the guy in the back. Yeah. It's like, yeah, because I sent that to all my married friends. Yeah. My wife, I showed my wife, she laughed at it. You know, it's like, of course. Like, that's the thing is that it doesn't no matter how much you love your wife or your husband, people are annoying. Yeah.

And when you're with them long enough, especially this last, oh. Yeah, you're trapped inside of a house for the last year. So you and your wife have been, like, I mean, you guys are like one of the greatest couples that I had seen. You survived, as we talk about, many, many couples. And I'm sure you guys probably got into it a ton during the pandemic. Oh, yeah. We desperately need that.

And we tried to do it last week, the date thing. Oh, yeah. We desperately need to do a date. I can't. What's going on with it? Keep talking about it. Go and do it. The daughter booking supper.

I don't know. She'll have her pay for the day. Yeah, there was something where we had lined up. And, oh, she had to work late. There was some thing with work and whatever. And it was like, suddenly it was like 7, 8 o'clock. And it's like, I don't know. I mean, but, you know, we do think we do think we do think we.

we can leave him alone for a little bit, you know, because the places we want to go to are, like, blocks away from us all our regular dating spots, but we desperately need that, like, get away and do something. Tell you, go to that restaurant I was telling you about. It's Oskonna. The Mortons? No, the Mortons.

Do you like that bit yesterday? Oh, Steph, I wanted to take it to some Morton's, the little tacos with the sauce. So good. That bit with Steph is really funny. She's coming in to, we're going to do Sith. Council on Friday. We're going to

She's going to come in here. Oh, nice. We're going to do it. We're going to debut the Star Wars show. And that's for everybody. By the way, the Star Wars show, the Inner Geekdom Show, it's all going over to that new channel. Make sure that you subscribe. Make sure, please, as Brett was saying before, and we want to try

to keep getting people to listen to the show. So he doesn't need to work in the gallery anymore. He doesn't want to do that stuff. Like, if there's shoot, there's 4,000 of you guys watching this thing, if all 4,000 of you went to the podcast feed and downloaded this episode and subscribed to the podcast feed, it'd be, it'd be tremendous.

So I know, I'm telling you. I understand because sometimes like, ah, you know, I've done my part and I clicked like and yeah, yeah, I don't need to do both. Please do both because that's the fun thing. I'm getting, I mean, I'm sure you've seen it too. Like, people are very excited that we're kind of getting, this is what we always did, right? This is what we built Schmo's off of. This is what we built the Schmo's no show.

This is what we built the stuff off. It's just a pure conversation and people going back and forth and shooting the shit. It's not sustainable, you know, monetarily. Yeah. Unless you get podcast advertising. And that's what people, I don't know if the audience understands that all the way. I don't understand it all. You've had to explain it to it.

Because I don't, you know, the day when people I know like you and, you know, other, other YouTubers that I knew were making money was when YouTube was actually monetized and, like, you know. You can still monetize, but the problem is that YouTube's algorithm and there's, So many people on YouTube doing things right now. And the pandemic, actually, everyone thought pandemic was going to help everybody's views because, oh, everybody's going to be home. The problem is that everybody's home. There's so much to watch that everybody started to do. And then everybody also started doing the same shit donations and all that. It's like I understand.

I mean, that's the one thing. I saw this whole thread on, like, Reddit. I go there every once in a while. I saw this whole thread on Reddit. They were talking about SCN Live and like has it gotten stale, right? because of the donations and everything too. What people don't understand, the thing with that show is that it gives an opportunity for the audience

to have a conversation with you. Yeah. Have a robot. Do that stuff. Have you do an impression. And interact. It's almost like a Patreon show, but it's live.

And you can, if you don't want to be a monthly person, you can do it on the day of the show. But what they've said and what I think is, absolutely 100% accurate is yeah but we don't have this. Yeah. We don't have it's fun but if I don't want to just do that

if I don't if I'm driving in my car I don't want to hear the robot I don't want to hear Superchat or an impression I want to hear you guys talking about what's going on with whether it's this show with your lives and your world whatever too if it's on the big thing show about pop culture and like that's why I

subscribe to you guys and there's there's two there's more than two pockets but there's there's those people that just don't want the donation stuff at all. And then there's the people that want a mixture of both. So I think this plan's going to work. But it's crucial. It is crucial for everybody to join on the podcast form.

And I think that that's what, you know, I've said it on S-E-N, too, is that, you know, like, I know that this is, you know, we're trying to raise these goals and stuff like that. And Christian has been working hard to redirect and give you and is listening to your comments and doing the things that you want to do. I got to tell the truth, when we first did this, I was like, what are we going to do if people don't tell us what to do? Like, I was a little, like, my brain was like, you've been doing it for a year and a year and a half. I'm like, what if, I can't just talk about things without people saying what I should talk about. I know.

Because you got, getting used to that format in general. And it's like, this is podcasting to me, like, this was real, this is real podcast. And this is, this to me is what always, like, when Mark and I started back and doing podcast in like 2010, right? That's what it was. It was just the two of us sitting in. It certainly wasn't this setup. We had these two shitty mics and could barely hear us in this vacuum of a room. But we were, but we just talked, and that's what people liked.

And then that just built out. But we certainly were monetizing back then. We were able to do stuff because of our YouTube channel. Yeah. And YouTube advertising and you'd get deals. I remember we had like, like, we were, we were, like, TVs that we were getting deals with back then. You know, and it's just a very different. landscape to then what it is today and podcasting to me is the most I think fun because I listened

to this show back when we were in my car yeah because I was like okay because it's a I don't know it's just too I like the premise of this show because it's just two dudes who've known each other for like I was thinking about like 21 years 22 years now it's crazy 98 99 because I didn't get to L.A. until 99 so yeah I always get that Yeah, yeah, because I think we went to... I moved here in 97. Did you? Yeah.

Oh, you were here for two years already when I got it. November of 97. There's like one of these pictures that used to put the date on it. Yeah. It was the girl I was dating at the time. We were kind of... RB3 wasn't even born. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, oh, don't get me started on... Yeah. It's these youngsters. I know. It's the Sabrina. My dad likes that. Shut up! I know.

It's so true. It's like, you look at the, I mean, Roxy is like, I'm about to turn 30. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. You'd be jumping for joy. I'm getting old.

No, you're not. Everybody thinks you're getting older. Same shit. Like, if you're like, oh, I'm turning 40. Then the 60-year-olds go, oh, yeah. Yeah. Shut up. Oh, speaking of what, did you see all that stuff going on with Mangold?

No. James Mangold, he's director of, and I'm not going to get too deep into this because it's not this type of show. But, like, he's directing Indiana Jones. And. Oh, go on. I was thinking if there was a movie. He directed Logan and he directed, he directed, uh, Kate and Leopold. He did direct.

He did. Nice job, Chan. I know, I was, that was one that was very obscure that I was going to, I remember. He did. But he also directed, I mean, he directed Logan. He directed that. He directed the, what's the one that just, Ford versus Ferrari? Yeah.

Which is a phenomenal film. Still have to see it. Oh, it's so good, dude. But it's a great director, great director. And I'm actually very excited that he's doing Indiana Jones, right? So there was set pictures and stuff that came out And people, there was some guy that tweeted out And had some criticism about it like, yeah,

this movie's going to fail because this, this, this, and this. Which happens every day with every kind of movie, which happens with our show, it's going to, this sucks because this is going to happen. It's part of it. You just got to go, all right, you know. But Mangold, who's like, almost 60 years old, like response to the guy and start going after everybody

who's got anything to say about Indiana Jones. He probably just got pissed off. Yeah. I didn't even made the fucking movie. Let me make the movie. And then you can talk about it. I get that. And a lot of people are, you know, applauded him for kind of going after them and doing.

I'm just too tired by it all. I'm just too tired by it all. Like to see, like it's, and I used to be, I was guilty of it. Like I would, whether it's screaming at people on the Schmo's No show or or tweet. and backing it's like I'm too exhausted at 60 years old I'm not gonna fuck you listen you think my movie's gonna suck fine don't see it somebody somebody paid for me to rant the other day and it was their birthday and I was like I'm trying to think of something I said listen I hope we have a happy birthday and you're like I gave them this really sweet I'm like I can't my heart rate can't handle

this shit I don't I don't I don't understand like it's it's very similar to me like the like The politics stuff and like the way that like, if I could time jump or what would we call it, it would time hop. Yeah. Do that. I could do that. Or no, the hell would we call it a line jumping. Is it line jumping?

It was line jumping. If I could line jump, definitely go back to 2017 after like all the Star Wars last Jedi shit. And like anything that came in, just go. Whatever. Say what you're going to say. And just be quiet. Because it doesn't, you don't win. It's politics, man.

It's like, it's left wing and right wing. It's like you are, if you are a person who is very set in your ways and have a very extreme right wing point of view or left wing point of view, you're not going to change anybody's point of view. There's a reason why the politics as it is right now doesn't work. It's why like every time Democrats have something they want to have, want to go through. Probably going to fuck you. Not our agenda. Republicans want something to go through. Democrats go, fuck you, not on our agenda.

And it's the same thing with social media. It's the same exact thing. People will be out on social media and they say their things and they do their stuff. And it's like, your movie's going to suck. Well, fuck you. You didn't see it. Fuck you. Fuck you.

And then it's like, although I will say this. Did he say anything that was inappropriate or they're just saying he shouldn't have reacted to. He was just going out. He was just continuously kind of going after the, the, fan base that was saying this movie wasn't going to be good and he was just going and it's just like I didn't get into it. I didn't, there were tons of people making like videos and and tweets and people on both sides. Like this is why this is why I applaud with you. This is why he's he's, he had a meltdown. And it's like, I didn't get into that. I was just like, for me, I'm just like,

dude, I want to see your movie. I want to see your movie. I love, I love Logan. I like, I was very skeptical about an Indiana Jones movie in general. People, because I think one of the initial tweet was like, well, the reason why it's not going to be good is because Spielberg's not doing it. I'm like, Spielberg did the last one. Yeah. And it was terrible. Mangold has done, Mangold's last couple movies have been better than Spielberg's.

Yeah. So I would much rather watch a Mangold one because I think he's going to pay, it's like someone who when, during, I mean, again, he's 60 years old, but he was, or 58, but he was like, what, in his 30s or 40s when, when, when, no, it was 20s. It was 20s when Raiders came out, and he's going to pay homage to it. I'm pumped to see it. If it's not good, it's not good. It can't be worse than Crystal Skull.

It can't be. For my son, I think he saw it when he was eight, nine, something like that. He's like, this is trash. It's terrible. This doesn't make any sense. And we watched all of them. And that one, I didn't put anything because we'd actually never seen it, to tell you the truth. Neither my wife and I had seen it.

And we're all going to take this and we've heard bad things or whatever. Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah, yeah. It's terrible. And again, it has moments. It's not like complete, complete, you know. Yeah. Like the fridge thing to me wasn't like, just piss me off.

It's just goofy. It's just goofy. It's like the problem with that movie, and I've said this many times over, is that in the first three movies, it does seem like Indiana Jones is in all three of those movies. In the fourth movie, Harrison Ford is in that movie. he's just there. There's this scene that I can't... He's a grumpy old man.

He is. And he probably... And who knows? And that's also a matter of like, you know, who... And who knows what Mangol will get out of him. I don't know. J.J. got some good stuff out of him out of the Force Awakens. The question is...

Another question. The thing that I couldn't stand. Because I did watch the opening scene recently because I had seen the movie once in the theater. I saw it with Ellis and my wife. Because I was so excited when it came out. And I was pumped for it. And I was so let down. Ellis was trying to like, you know,

Kool-Aid himself into thinking that he liked it. And he's like, I was good, right? And he's just like, you could see that face kind of like, am I really? I don't think so. Please. I don't think so. Somebody back, man, please.

Yeah, but he was. And there's a scene that I think proves it. You watched you recently? I mean, no, a couple years ago. No, if he was eight or nine, I mean, maybe he was older than that. Probably, let's say 10. So it would have been, been like four years. Yeah.

So in the very beginning, like Kate Blanchette, and the Russians capture Ray Winslow and Indiana Jones. They're in like this warehouse. And he's running away from the Russians. It's like the warehouse, right? It's like where they... Well, they have the arc.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's running away. And he just kind of disregard the arc also, like kind of... It's like there. But anyway, so he's running... He's running through. He jumps into this car with these two Russians. And the Russians, when he jumps in, he goes,

the Russians go... and they wait for him to give his comedic line, which is like, oh, it's farther than I thought or whatever it was. And he goes, and punches him. It's like, why didn't they grab him immediately? And just don't tell your fucking one-liner here, dude, you're jumping into our car. It's like that kind of stuff didn't happen in Raiders. Like Raiders, like, that scene in Raiders, the Lost Ark when he's, like, moving up to the,

that one Nazi's driving the car and the guy shoots him in the arm at one point, and he's all fucked up. And he, I mean, his fights were brutal. Like, the fight that he had with, um,

with the guy with the plane, obviously, the big Nazi with the plane when he, like, it was, it was gruesome. The Raiders of Lost Arc is my favorite, by the way.

Well, what's the, that, isn't, what's the one, you know, I can't remember which one, but one of the funniest fight ones of me is,

is it somebody doing like martial arts or something towards them to do, and he just, yeah, yeah, I don't think you would, I don't think you would, I don't think he's a murderer. Oh,

straight up, It's a straight-up murderer. It's, but, hey, look, guys in the middle of it, because it's, do you know the story behind that? No. So in, I think in the original script, that's Raiders, right? That's Raiders.

In the original script, I think he, and he, like, sword fights him or something, but Harrison Ford was sick that day. So he goes, what if I just shoot him? And they're like, yeah, it could be funny. So the guy's, like, zipping around his sores, like, come out. Shoot some dead in the street. I love that.

He just murdered him. Today it'd be on, it would be like, you know, he's on camera. He's on camera. He's on camera. He's on camera. He's like, archaeologist, Indiana Jones just murdered a guy in the middle of the street. That one was one of those ones. Like, comedically, I was like, I was not expecting that.

It's a hysterical moment. It's a very, it's a classic moment. I'm sure people have tried to, I'm sure there's movies I've seen where that same sort of joke has happened before. Yeah. But it's also Harrison Ford, man. It's like that kind of, Harrison Ford's like one of the last, like, real movie stars. You know, like there's, there's, There's, there are people, like, you know, and I don't mean actors.

I mean, movie stars are, not everybody can be a movie star. He, I mean, at his point, at this point in his career, he has to be, you know, I would say at the point where the money doesn't really, like, he wants to do this movie, right? I mean, it's not like, it's not like, oh, come on. I don't think so, yeah, because I think this has been in the works for a while because they kept, I remember being on like a movie talk and talking about how the movie was signed. They were doing, they were getting ready. because when Lucasfilm took over, I mean, Lucasfilm has had, sorry, Lucasfilm,

Disney has taken over Lucasfilm back in 2012, right? And they were talking about doing an Indiana Jones movie back then, but then it started to move into play over the last five or six years. But it's finally like shooting now because I think that there were a bunch of different directors, but I was, it's so funny that all this shit went down at Mangold because this is, I think this is one of the best things to happen

to Indiana Jones. Mangold is, it's fresh. It is a different choice. and, you know, I think he's going to pay homage to what came before him, but I just don't think he needed to get into all of it. I think for him, it's like, it's got to be, yeah, it's probably frustrating. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's all that's, like, yeah, not even having made something,

but just a set photo, right? I mean, that's, like, parrotsie, like, taking pictures, and he's just like, well, instead of, like, looking at what the pauper, wait until, wait until, wait until, get out of me. But at that point that, you know, like, there were, I've always said this, too, you just, there are people out there that, this was the point I was going to make. So the other, day, I posted something out about the Shmodown.

And I had posted out about the pay or giving my pay-per-view tickets. Yes. It's on my Facebook page. And so some guy writes back, it's a pretty nasty message. And I was like, normally I would, back in the day, I would go back after him, but instead I didn't. I sent the guy a DM. And I said, look, man, I don't know what you're, I don't know what your, if you're having

a bad day. I don't know if some, you know, maybe you just kind of snapped, or maybe you're a dick. And either way, I just, if you don't want to watch the stuff that I'm doing anymore, you don't, you certainly don't have to, but I just, I just don't know where the nastiness came from. And you put that out there because I feel that if you did, if you do that, you're going to either get somebody who's going to just be nasty.

Okay, well, you're just a nasty fuck. This guy wasn't that. He said, look, I was an asshole. I had a, I had a bad day. He was going through some stuff. And I completely apologize. whether I was, and I accepted the apology immediately. Because that's the thing that people also don't do is they don't forgive,

especially in the thing, like it's so hypocritical for people. Like you have a bad day, whether it's on the air, you have a bad day in general. Everybody has a bad day. Everybody has said something or screamed or yelled or done something in their life that they're not either a proud of or they didn't mean to do or they said something. It doesn't define you as a person.

person and it certainly didn't define this guy. And he's like, look, and I want to DM and the guy back and forth for like 15 minutes. And it was a nice kid from UK. And if you would have went about that a different way, it would have been some shit. Yeah, yeah, because then you get on the defensive. And yeah, I mean, that's, I think that's the best way to deal with it now. And I think that's, you've learned that through years of dealing with this. It's like, oh, if I just, you know, call this guy a shit, Wad, then he's going to go back.

Here we go. Because he's, because at that point when he wrote it, you might have been looking for some shit. Yeah. You know, and then he realized, you know, after it's like you bring, I think that if you, you treat people like humans, there are still things, like I said, there's still, he, it could have been the opposite. I could have, the guy could have been a real dickwad and just looking for some shit. And there's certainly tons of people out there that are just looking for you, like,

there, you look at some, there's other people who are just nasty and looking for you to be, to get reaction out of it. And those people, you just mute or block or you, you, I tried. And then you just move on. The, the fighting and the fighting. And it doesn't, it just doesn't help. It just doesn't help. And I think that's, whether or not that's just maturity, I don't know.

And I've never used that word with myself. But I just, I'm just too tired by it now. I was immediately, you had to constantly remind me when I first started this whole thing because you'd been doing it. Like, I was just blown away at the nastiness. And I'm like, why are these people doing this? And I think, I reacted a couple times. I tried to do it in a joking manner. Like, some guy said some shitty thing about me on Facebook.

I said, good thing I can't read this stuff. You're right, right. And then he's like, oh, you shouldn't be a part of the thing if you were, and it's like, oh, I was, I thought that was funny. He's just, I know, but that's, it's like, you don't, there's so many people in the world that, like, you know, you don't, like, you know, you don't vibe with everybody. Yeah. You don't, and not everybody has your sense of humor. You know, you're, I know, you're, I know, again, 20 some odd years, you just want to make people laugh and going to goof around and want to be, you know, and have a beer with everybody. You know, looking for some shit.

But that people, there are people out there are just looking for some shit. It took me a while. It took me a while. But now, I mean, like, I see something shitty, and I immediately, like, what you said, I just go, I go, well, this person, something's going on. And it's something I've taught. My kids, too, is, like, you know, with bowling at school and stuff like that. My son, kindergarten, bullied horribly for no reason whatsoever. Your kid was?

Yeah, yeah, like, and they ended up being best friends, you know, a year later or whatever. And I said, I go, listen, this kid's got something else going on. I said, you, you know, you can go about this a couple ways. You can, you know, stand up to him and say, hey, stop what you're doing. you don't mean, you're a kindergartner. I don't want you to throw fists or anything like that. But, you know, go tell the teacher. I know you don't want to do that.

He's like, I don't want to be a tattletale. I said, I can write the teacher and have him kind of monitored, whatever. And I think eventually he just kind of confronted him and said, listen, you know, like, I don't know why you're doing this. And, like, was pretty mature about it and they ended up being buddies. Right. Yeah. And, you know, like I said, there's two, there's just two sides of it. Like, I've certainly been on the other side of what I just talked about.

We're like, hey, just to let you know, you know, fuck you. You fucking blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay, well, you're just looking for some shit. And you're going to get that. But that's why when he was going after, like, everybody, I'm like, this is, you cannot win this. Yeah. You can't. And maybe he doesn't want to blow off steam.

And that's probably also something, too, with being, you know, at that age and social media, probably isn't, you know, used to maybe this realm. Yeah. I don't know. That's what I mean. Yeah. I thought about my dad, you know, like he's, you know, he's, you know, he's, you know, he's, you know, about 10 years younger than my dad. And I'm like, that's, yeah, my dad trying to use Twitter.

And, like, if he figured out how to do it, and he's like, yeah, what are you talking about? And he was doing, like, a search on, I just, when I heard that story, I'm like, James, come on, brother, just, just, just, just ignore it. Just put your movie out. Just put your movie out. I want to see, I want to see his, but I think, I, hit him back with the film. Hit him back with the film.

And I think that there's going to be a lot of people that were like, and, and welcome to the opinion. It's like, no, no, he should have done. He should have stood up for himself. And I just don't know what that does anymore. I just don't know what that does. I just like, because what you're going to do is the same life. I brought up politics.

It's the same. Those people that are on your side that, and I'm certainly on his side and the fact that like, I just want to see the movie. I'm not going to judge it off a thing. And I'm certainly not going to say because Spielberg's not directing it. It's going to suck because, like I said, you put James Mangold's last couple movies against Spielberg's. I think mangold wins.

Last couple, obviously. Not filmography. Let's not be silly here. But I'm... So I just think that he... I'm on his side as far as that goes, where it's like, yeah, you haven't seen the movie yet. You don't know.

But it's... But let people talk shit and then prove them wrong with a fucking kick-ass movie. But I do think we should now start reviewing movies from posters or set photos. This movie sucks. It sucks. It sucks.

Look at these. What, Avatar? They're just in a pool full of... of balls. That's right. Don't at me, Cameron. Don't have me, Cameron. You got a poo full of balls.

Yay. Yeah, what's Sigourney Weaver going to do? She even walking around. Come on. She was dead in the last movie. Come on, Cameron. Don't at me, bro. Blue creatures aren't even real, man.

What you call it? Blue creature face. So fake ass. I'm very curious what he's going to do with that movie. That movie... God, I mean, you better do something good after this much time. So much time.

You're going to... It's like 11 years. Oh, I mean. It's crazy. 12 years. Yeah. No, the movie doesn't come out until like 20, 22 or so. That's just...

13 years since the first one. But it's that same thing. I don't doubt James Cameron because who in their right mind would have guessed that that movie, Avatar, would have dethroned Titanic as the number one box. And it's like number one, I think it dethroned Avengers again because of like an opening. So because Avengers End game was like the number one and then they reopened Avatar. so it could pass, I think. Yeah, that's, yeah.

It's tough. Because it's also gotten this, I think, unfair thing where people like to shit on that movie, just to, I enjoy that movie. I like Avatar. Well, I loved it. Yeah. And even the 3D, I went 3D. The 3D is the best 3D that has ever been in movies.

That in Dread. Yeah, I didn't. And I wasn't a big fan of 3D because I didn't realize that a lot of some of the 3Ds I was seeing were 3D. I was after the fact, so yeah, that they did that.

But no, I remember loving it. Yeah. They went through a whole stage after Avatar because that's when the 3D boom started. I remember when Mark and I were seeing movies for reviews.

And it was like Allison Wonderlandallies. Everything, everything was 3D. Everything. It was all converted. And it's just like, Avatar was phenomenal on 3D and dread. Those are my two,

and Harold and Kumar are Christmas. I haven't seen that. You know, You ever seen that movie? No. Oh, you'd like that movie. It's funny.

And Buckroo Bonzai. Which was that? It's an old movie. I don't know if that was 3D. The Ventures of Buckroo Bonsai. That's the most random reference on this show yet. Yeah. All right, listen.

We had a fun show here today. It was a nice conversation today. It's kind of relaxing. Be nice to people. Be nice to people. That's it. That's the overall theme. I mean, it really is.

It really is kill them with kindness. You try. People don't. You know, again, I think you will get that a better response if you, because it throws those people that are really, you know, it throws them off a little bit like, oh, oh, and it makes them think about what they did. If you just, if you just punch them right in the nose right away,

that's a little different. It also shows, I think that because a lot of times, very similar when you're watching a TV show and you're watching, and everybody's guilty of this, if you're watching The Bachelor or something, and you go, well, look at this asshole, right? You wouldn't say that to the person who's wrong. No. And it's like, this guy's hair.

Stupid haircut. I'll walk up to this guy and tell me he's a stupid haircut. The same thing with tweeting, right? The problem with tweeting is you say this to someone. You're actually saying it. Well, that's not a real person. It's a person on the internet or a TV show. Yeah.

And then when you realize, oh, shit, it's actually a person that I just, like, offended. Yeah. And like it's, and like I use this guy that I had the conversation with. The guy felt bad about it. You apologized? I accepted this apology. You moved on. There you go.

And that's it. And, you know, there are other people who just, looking for some shit. They just wake up and want to put thumbs down on everything. That's exactly what they want to do. All right, listen, once again, this is a fun show. It was a good show. Please go ahead and subscribe to that feed.

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