The Kristian Harloff Show - Masters of Universe Loses Its Star, Is This Project Doomed? - SEN LIVE #376

Episode Date: April 30, 2021

On today's show, John Rocha hosts and is joined by Sabrina Ramirez, Winston A. Marshall, Ben Goddard, and Alex Marzoña to discuss Masters of the Universe losing its main star, Invincible being renewe...d for two more seasons, Malcolm Spellman talking Marvel's future, and HBO's Green Lantern series casting it's Guy (Gardner). Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:01 Friday crew for this S.C. and live show. I'm Fierce. I'm here. Enjoy the music as we introduce everybody who's joining us today. It's an action-packed star-studded Friday show for sure. Starting off first with a lovely and talented Sabrina Ramirez. How are you, Sabrina? I'm doing great. Happy to be here on this Friday. Happy to be hanging out with all of you this morning. That's right. That's right. And over there making some prank calls. Brett Sheridan. How are you, Brett? Hey, hey. We'll be pranking everybody today. Prank of prank fest. 2000. What year is it? He said, and someone who is living without remorse. Winston A. Marshall, how are you, man?
Starting point is 00:02:53 Zero remorse whatsoever. Had an incredible time hosting that yesterday. Y'all got to watch that movie fam like Michael B. Jordan where's R. B. 3? I know he don't do this show no more, but face acting my ass. That was fire, son. Unintended when you see the film. I think we should prank call R.B.3 and ask him
Starting point is 00:03:12 what he thinks about how Michael B. Jordan did on with him. What are the greatest movies I've ever been in? That's what I'm saying, though. Yo, I'm creed. I just want to get both of them in the same room one day. It'll be like the Spider-Man meme. Just like turning to each other. I want the play. I want the
Starting point is 00:03:28 playing RB3's comments about Michael and be Jordan White sitting in the room. That's what I want that too, very badly. And someone who knows all about precks. Ben Goddard, how are you, man? How are things, dude? I'm great wearing my brand new Disney shirt. It's from your favorite place, John. Oh, Cloud City.
Starting point is 00:03:48 No, had a great day yesterday. I just discovered. I have the largest blister on my toe right now, so boy can't do those 10-hour Disney days like he used to. But it was worth it. At 500, show it.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Yeah, at 500, I would show the blister, guys. At 500. So, I mean, we'll be there by like 1015, I'm guessing. Yeah. So we've got to think of it the next goal. Absolutely, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Alex Marzonia's here as well. Alex, it's gotta be May. Yeah, there comes, there comes a day when I'll be the one. You'll see, it's gonna, it's gonna. It's gonna be May. Yeah. We're already going to let us all do the,
Starting point is 00:04:22 it's gonna. It's gonna. All right, ready, ready. It's gonna. It's gonna. Gonna. Gonna. It's gonna, they may.
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Starting point is 00:04:50 You think someone has video of a cover band? If that's watching, what was like us? What? Were you guys that success? Do you think that you had people there at your concert? We had, well, like four or five people per concert, so. Oh, I like it. Someone must have video of it. Certainly during the technology years for sure.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Malcolm Schweitzer, how are you? Schweitzer! I'm doing wonderful. Good. Last night, I saw Captain America, the Winter Soldier again. We're on this rewatch. And I tell you, I can't encourage all of you enough to go back and rewatch that movie after you've seen the Falcon and Winter Soldier series.
Starting point is 00:05:30 It has so much more resonance now when you're watching that series, when you watch that series, when you're watching all that happens in that movie. Pretty intense stuff. Love it. It's great to see everything. And you're seeing what the, like the threads they laid, or the seeds they laid out in that movie, you see it really come to fruition in Falcon and Winter Soldier for real.
Starting point is 00:05:50 So just a recommendation there for all you mother efforts. I got to say, John, because they used to have, in the Hollywood set. They used to have a big Captain America shield. Now they got a shield with like a huge pair of falcon wings. Oh, nice. Yeah. My roommate took some pictures.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I got to have them texted to me and I'll show you guys. What would you have for a superpower? What the fuck would you have for? Listen, it's Friday. I'm in a fucking mood. So if you guys, what would you guys, what would you have for a superpower? And all of you listening, listen, you know how it works?
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Starting point is 00:06:35 What's the superpower you would have? Send in your stream lab, supertash, smallbats. Let me know what you would do with that superpower as well. There's no limits, whatever you want. I'll start with Wednesday, Marshall, the host of the Inner Geekdom show. What would be your superpower? Come up with something funny,
Starting point is 00:06:50 not something, you know, real serious. Come on. The power to, whenever the thing, people will be running their mouth at me, they just, just mystically, a hand comes out of nowhere and slaps the shit out of them.
Starting point is 00:07:04 How about that? Your power of censorship? Come on, man. No, it's not, no, it's not censorship. It's not censorship. It's taking the power of I throw hands to the next level. So literally, you save some shit out of nowhere,
Starting point is 00:07:18 you just feel, what the hell was that? Like, you literally throws his hand at somebody. He's got multiple hands that come out of there. I just do this, and the hand just out of nowhere, a phantom hand just slapsed roka in the face. He's like, what the fuck? Like that, how phenomenal would be able to, like,
Starting point is 00:07:34 Candice Owen says some wild shit. I just, boom, just, what the fuck was that? Like, yo, it would be so funny. People go around saying shit they say because they feel like there's no consequences to the actions. If all of a sudden a child is on call of duty, he's like, what's up, N-word? And all of a sudden he just got slapped out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I bet you his ass would fucking stop. I feel like if you and Jay both had this power, but those would be four hours of you two smacking each other before. No, not, not 20 minutes because they're both knocked unconscious. So true. Sabrina, what would you have if you had a superpower? I'm thinking something like limitless, you know, like I just want to be able to do everything in the entire world.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I want my memory to be on point that I could start winning some movie trivia Guys, I cannot stress enough how great the Mighty Ducks game changer show is. They brought back some of the old Ducks this episode. It was fucking great. And shout out to Wauca Rocha. Did Alex tell John about his episode of The Wangers this week? Oh, what's that all about? Yeah, I was on the Wangers show.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Yeah, check it out. We talked to Oscars. We talked to My Octopus Teachers. We talked about what else did we talk about? We talked about Martal Combat as well. So go check that out. We had a lot of fun. It's on the Wenger Show channel, amateur hour films.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Tons of fun. Nice. So Sabrina, you're saying that your superpower would be to help Brandon win matches? Wait, what did you say? What was it a superpower? Myself. My first thing, Roka, is that I'm going to come
Starting point is 00:09:16 and kick your ass in movie trivia. The second I get that limitless power. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Take my slapping the shit out of Roka power. Yeah, go for it, Sabrina. Slap the shit on that motherfuckerucker.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I think all of us with like our extra superpowers could make like scrappy Avengers. Like that's a show that I want to see. Scrappy Avengers. Like we can't stop Thanos, but we can stop like Oceans 8 or something like that. Like we can stop him. We can delay him. We can delay him for a little. Our gumption.
Starting point is 00:09:52 All right. So that's what you say, Sabrina, help you win movie trivia. This is your super. power? There's got to be something. Nothing's, nothing's, like, I'm completely unstoppable when it comes to my mind. Winston already has his hand. I don't got to worry about those people. So I'm just going to focus on myself.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Don't you think you get cocky? Oh, 100%, but I already am and I'm like mid, so. Get the hands yourself. Winston might throw hands. You know what I actually want right now? I would love to have Wolverines powers right now. I would, I would, I would fucking, because like, y'all want to see it. It's getting kind of gross. I mean, it's healing pretty well. It's healing pretty well, but, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:29 You're showing your leg? Are you going to show your leg? Yeah, if you want to see it. Oh. Hold on. Hold on. That's what they call it. That's what they call it.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Oh, no. My gosh. It's okay. It was much bigger and much bloodier, and now it's, it's, it's, I do sort of feel like Wolverine, but like, I feel like old man Logan, to be honest with you, like the way, the way that it's healing, it's not, obviously, at that insane superhero pace, but yeah. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Sheridan, what would you be your superpower be? Aside from never having to poop or pee, it would be to go time travel, so I can go by crypto in last March, and I would not be here. I would be in the Bahamas, right? Fair enough. Just a simple thing, but I'd give some to some charity,
Starting point is 00:11:25 too. And I'd maybe give you guys some charity to, you know, and I'd just, I'd be, I'd be sipping margaritas and I'd throw in $1,000 schmobots every day just to just throw them your way. And then I want the hand slapping thing too. But that's how Snokes are made. You got to be careful. That's how Snokes are made. Yo, yo, I would love to see Zaflurt and Flaus with that slapping ability Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:11:58 That would be insane. Absolutely. What do you got for me, Goddard? What do you got for me? What do you got for all of us? My number one is teleportation. Like always.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Especially now, like I don't want to get on a plane with a mask and a temperature check and a vaccine card. Like all those things are very necessary, but flying sucks. It just sucks. So if I could just like, eh, like, that's why I wanted to love Jumper so bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Has been my number one power since I was a little kid. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, Jumper with Anakin Skywalker. This is my fucking movie. And it was terrible. What makes me sad, bro, is that we're the same person minus that mountain lion bit, which we're not going to get into that today. But I really like, same thing, teleportations, my shit.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Like all that, you know what I mean? We're, we're, oh, Lord. What do you got to be, Alex? What do you say? Please don't say. The ability to wrap six feet. Sleep with Kate and fever. Like 24-7, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Oh, my God. No, yeah, teleportation is easy answer, but I'd say, yeah, knowledge, like, iodetic memory, photographic memory. Yeah, just the ability to pick up and remember things. Or like the time travelability, like they have an in-time where you just like, you know, close your eyes and like you like go back. Like that would be great, you know, to get Nick Robinson or Red Sparrow would have been awesome. Just like, oh, the match.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Okay. Red Sparrow. Bye. Later, bitch. Yo, between all of ours, I mean, like, Brett is like the Lex Luthor of the group. Like, he's sitting there. He's cashing out that money. He's the one that's, like, creating our little dojo area.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Like, we have some teleportation. If we all just hold hands, we could probably skip to different places. we could combine our powers for the greater good, for sure. Absolutely. I don't believe that. Malcolm, what about you? What would be your power? Well, I said already that I want the power to see around corners.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Oh, yeah. Nobody thought that was cool. How many corners are you going around? That's what I'm saying. An infinite number of corners. No, I can see around my own head. Like, in video games, I can see around corners. I'll become amazing at CounterStrike.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Oh, my God. Malcolm is, um, Malcolm is Macy Williams from New Mutants because, like, in New Mutants, Anya Taylor Joy can teleport and has a sword. Some guy is like the human torch, basically. And Macy Williams can turn into a regular size wolf. And that, that's her mouth. She's just, she's just a wolf. And that, that's Malcolm.
Starting point is 00:14:45 He's like, everyone's like, time travel. you know, limitless genius pills. I'm going to be rich in crypto. Malcolm's like, I don't know, man. That corner, oh, wait. I don't know what's around it, but I will after this radiation poisoning. Malcolm, are you talking like corners like in your immediate vicinity or like, I don't know, five feet away?
Starting point is 00:15:08 What's the limit on the corner? There's no limit. I can see around all corners. Oh, you see all corners. So like. So it's Sabrina's limitless pill But with only corners Hey don't come in handy
Starting point is 00:15:24 He's going to be the voice in our ears Literally the way he is on the show as well So he'll be like around this corner bad guy Yeah I'll be like a super spy or something Like it would be so useful Don't discount Yeah you'd kill that James Bond game for sure
Starting point is 00:15:41 You'd kill that James Bond game But Golden Eye from the old day Yeah golden Yeah Obviously, I'd love Omneman's powers, but if I can't, I would take invisibility. I think that would be my thing because I want to find out what all these motherfuckers are really saying behind the scenes. And that'd be perfect. Yeah, I get some intel.
Starting point is 00:16:02 That's what I'm talking about. I guess some recon. Find out what's really going on. See if Ben ever dry cleans that suit of his. What else? No, you don't think so? I don't think so either. Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:16:17 All right. What's Malcolm asking me? I don't know what Malcolm's asking me. So no one's child. What do you guys think? What would be your superpower? What would be the one one superhero you could have, his or her powers? What would it be?
Starting point is 00:16:29 Let us know. What would you do with those powers? Mine is not not have my computer freeze with Skype. I would have all the suggestions I've had work and then it wouldn't freeze. I'm going to be in a little in the dark here. I don't know if the sun beaming on my computer. I don't know. Oh, you're good.
Starting point is 00:16:49 But what were you, were you guys done making fun of Malcams? Because I had a bit. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Damn it, damn it, damn it. I want to hear it. No, this is like the league of like superhero distribution. Like, uh-huh. See around corners?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Anything else? That's it. No, no. Like all corners, though. Oh, okay. So if you can see around corners, how do you even perceive what a corner is? Oh, exactly. I'm operating at a whole other level, y'all. I can see behind my own head. But I'm saying, I feel like you're going to run into a lot of walls because everything's going to look like a hallway to you.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Oh, good point. Maybe you can see the structure of the corner, you know, kind of like x-ray vision, the way we see in like Superman returns kind of, something like that. So he knows there's a wall there. This is brilliant because corners would, I think if we take Goddard's, the logic to its logical next conclusion is corners would cease to exist for you, Malcolm, completely. So that might turn you, that might make you go insane that you could never see corners again because you can see around them, they lose their meaning. Therefore, they don't exist.
Starting point is 00:18:05 If they don't exist, it's all a world of walls. What do you do then? I mean, you don't know what it's like. I can't see a single. I didn't realize corners were so vital to our life. I did not know this, John. Because first of all, nobody... Have you ever watched the wire?
Starting point is 00:18:21 Of course they are. I mean, the different corners, you son of a bitch, fucking... God, I wish I had that slapping power. I would reach so far into the fucking nether sphere is the first thing. Does 90-degree angles on pro-tractors not exist for you, Malcolm?
Starting point is 00:18:38 That's just not a thing. And on top of that, no, that way baby can never be put in it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not something you then have to worry about. Also, Sabrina, it's a blessing and a curse. I wouldn't got one of these for you. Oh.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Oh. Because it's Friday. Hey, when we hit like 200 or something like that, I'm ready to take shots. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's always, always me and Winston or me and Steph.
Starting point is 00:19:05 We're always on that same wavelength. At 300, I got a few leftover Christmas Celsius. I'll crack one open at 300. Oh, wait. Did you see that at Costco, because they were selling them? normally for like $10. They were going for $15 at the store. But then when the season was almost over,
Starting point is 00:19:23 they were selling a box of 12 for seven bucks. I just bought pallets of them. Oh, yeah. Like, it's $7 for 12 shelters. Winston was that guy that was, you know, like hoarding hand sanitizer, but with Christmas shelters? Wait, now I need to come over because I never got the chance to try them.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I got your government rate his fucking storage unit and like redistribute them. They're so bad, Winston. They're so bad. No, no, they're great. The only bad one is the peppermint. I'm not a fan of the peppermint. The other three are great.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Peppermint's terrible, but cranberry is great. Ginger, apple ginger was great. But see, that's the thing. I don't know. I expected different flavors. Like, it's not peppermint. It's peppermint, it's pepperment patty, which is chocolate and peppermint, right? Isn't that the, and it was like, they were all a little off.
Starting point is 00:20:12 It wasn't ginger. It was ginger snap or something like that. Well, the apple crisp. honestly tastes like a liquid form of like an apple crumble. It's, it's literally just dessert in your mouth. It's amazing. Cranberry just tastes like if you were drinking, you know, like a cranberry juice with seltzer in it, but it also has alcohol, which is great. I don't know why we're out here acting like, you know, Bud Light's Seltzer Winter Pack was our, was a sponsor today. Yeah. Quick question for all of you. If, okay, I drove out of my parking garage and there was a
Starting point is 00:20:47 12 pack with one missing of alcoholic celtzers. And I took me one second, I almost got out of the car and grabbed them. Why? But then I was like, no, somebody else should have. That is a free gift from the universe, my friend. I love, I'm the biggest fan of like street furniture or anything like that. If I see a desk or something on the street, I'm picking that up. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:21:17 How old are you again? Wow. 23. You guys don't know what life's about. No, no, that's the thing. We knew that life because we all lived that life. And we all were like, yo, that couch just sitting there on the thing. Motherfucking get some Lysol.
Starting point is 00:21:29 There's an age at which you go, I no longer want to have furniture that I found on a corner I can't see. There's a point at which you decide. See, I think Brandon's past that point because he's always the one that's like, no. And then I'm like, okay. All right. And for Malcolm, there's just no furniture anywhere because he can't see corners. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:49 That's right. Yeah. I know exactly what's behind your. So guys, at 200, Sabrina will start drinking. At 300, I will start drinking. And I will fall asleep. Winston already started. So there is.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Winston already started. Okay. All right. And then we'll prank Christian at $1,000. Let's put that up. If you guys had to make an Avengers style, like,
Starting point is 00:22:15 Seltzer pack, what flavors would you put in there? Like, what is your if you could, if you could hand pick, yeah, exactly. I'm going to be like on your left and I'm going to have a 12 pack of seltzers waiting for you coming out of a Dr. Strange
Starting point is 00:22:31 portal. What, 12, I'll give you four flavors because you know it's three each. Okay. Four flavors. Four flavors. Black widow, black chair. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Oh, it has to be Avenger themed? I was just saying, like, in general, but I'm okay with Avengers theme. Oh, Black Panther, Black Cherry. Oh, you got to come over. Black Panther back, Black Cron. Black Panther Blackberry. Yeah. I don't want to do this.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Oh, I don't want to do this, but Falcon Watermelon. Oh, no. Well, if anyone can do it, it's only you. I don't, who else do I associate with watermen? Aquaman watermelon, but he's not even an Avenger. That's the motherfucker fucking Justice Leagueer. I don't know what the fuck to do, but the watermelon is by far the best flavor. And, and that's not even because of the whole horrible stereotype I just said. It's just because it genuinely is. The watermelon celtas are fucking phenomenal. Watermelon celtas. Oh my God. It's the best. Yeah. Like, and they know it too
Starting point is 00:23:40 because they put it with like tangerine, lemon, and I can't remember what else. And it's like, you're only buying that pack for the watermelon. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, because I'm on White Clause website right now because I, bro, all I've asked for because they've been doing the solos of mango and chitos, like, just give me a solo watermelon pack.
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's all I want. You'd never see it on the shelf, though. I fucking saw one yesterday at the gas station. I immediately bought it and I'm not even trying to drink right now. Like, no. He's like, I'm not even trying to drink as he's talking about how many celtzers he's, picked up there, how many selfies you picked up here.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Why, you were such a snitch. Jesus Christ, you're a snitch. It's the worst. Yo. Yo, I need to try those winter ones for sure. If I had to choose flavors, I would do like, ooh, I would do starburst pink. Oh, okay. That's one of them for sure. The blue rock candy flavor.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Love that. God. What? It's just so sweet. What Avengers is disconnected to? I want to know what Avengers is disconnected to. I do, I do Iron Man Pulsor pomegranate.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Wow. That's really busy. That is so busy. I like the alliteration, people. I like the alliteration. This is some just watermelon. Oh, somebody got Wanda watermelon. Wanda watermelon.
Starting point is 00:25:05 There were a good now. I like that. Wander melon. No Wanda. I like Entertainment 720 says Scroll flavor blueberry but it's not
Starting point is 00:25:17 it's ginger like scroll is just mystery flavored like you just get a whole pack of scrolls and you don't know every one is different every single one is different
Starting point is 00:25:27 no no wouldn't it be would it be this bed it's that you think you got the variety pack of the flavors that you thought you had and then you drink it and it's all
Starting point is 00:25:33 just peppermint it's all peppermint it's all peppermin that's how you that's how you give away full 12 packs of watermelon it's scroll flavored and you just like for one out of every 20
Starting point is 00:25:43 variety packs it's just pure watermelon and it's like winning the golden ticket for Wonka starts tasting as one thing and then by the time it gets the back of your throat it tastes like a completely completely different that's what it is I've heard that for so many people
Starting point is 00:25:59 Hulk Hulk lime seltzer that makes all the sense in the world doesn't it? I like that. Incredible lime I like that. Maybe green apple? Yeah, green apple? Yeah, I was going to say like a hole.
Starting point is 00:26:13 You wouldn't like him when he's lime. Like, maybe that's the name of it. You wouldn't lime him when he's angry? Smash that seltzer. Oh, I feel like that's my secret. I'm always drinking celtzers. Yeah, well, like, White Claw just announced their, their surge, which is people are equating it.
Starting point is 00:26:40 to, obviously doesn't have the caffeine, but they're equating it to four loco, so instead of 5% they bumped it to eight. Maybe that's what it is, is that the hard seltzer surges are Hulk flavors, because they're just, they're the strongest Avenger, you know what I'm saying? They're just like in your face and the effing you up. Oh, I can curse on here, fucking you up. Sorry, I can't curse on the intergeekdom show. My brain is like in a weird kind of space. Um, but I like that. Are those out yet? Because I went to the grocery store like last week and I didn't see any. Let's see. I'm clicking on buy now. Let's see if it tells me where I can find it.
Starting point is 00:27:13 I love this. What about you all? You all who are listening. Send in here, what do you got? Everybody was listening to us. Remember, $200, Sabrina starts drinking. $300, $300,000, Ben starts drinking. $500, $500, $100,000.
Starting point is 00:27:25 And then $1,000, we're pranking Christian Harlow. Oh, shit. It's 7-11 right now, son. Oh, of course. Perfect place. Concord's wins. I am iron mango. Oh, that wins.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Good job Concord. That's good. That's fire. That's good, Concord. You know what? You're good. You're good. You're good.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I'm going to delete that message in chat, and I'm going to take full credit for it. Thank you so much, Concord. The quick silver flavor is limited time, right? Because it goes away. Yep. What's the Wanda mission? Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Wondonelamelon would be good for sure, which, by the way, just getting away from the flavor, like the real best pack right now, Fritare said it, for sure, is a thousand percent the Bud Light out of office shelters. They have a classic lime margarita, a watermelon mojito, a strawberry daughey, and a mango mitai. It's so good. Winston's like, you know what? I don't pick up furniture from the street, but I'm going to get me some Bud Light's shelter, mother.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I've elevated my life. I've elevated it. That's the same person. The same person picking shit off his street. He was acting all elite all above me. He's like, Budlight Seltzer, you lost all credibility there. What are they called? Limeridas?
Starting point is 00:28:49 Get the fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You guys ever had a buzzball? I said, oh, God. Office pack, you disrespectful. You're all getting virtual hands right now. Just all of you. Brena, I don't know why you're picking up off, like, street furniture.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Why don't you go drink kamikazis and yet? Gager bombs, like the rest of us degenerate. First of all, how dare you, sir? Have you seen the out of office package? There's a lovely email on there being like, hi, I'm out of the office right now enjoying this lovely saleser. Go fuck yourself. It's the marketing
Starting point is 00:29:21 is great. Thorange. Orange. Alex, out of left, fucking failed. Orange, beautiful. Okay, Alex, I've got to ask, how long were you hanging on to that?
Starting point is 00:29:35 I was waiting for Winston to finish there. Okay, okay. Speaking of waiting for Winston to finish, this ad is sponsored by Blue Chew. That's right, Blue Chew, they're back, folks. Blue Chew is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering chewable tablets that help men get stronger and longer-lasting erections.
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Starting point is 00:31:52 One of these, they'll take one of my taglines. You know, Adam. Oh, look at, everybody's got the blue chew up. Winston, what's wrong with the feet on the ad? What's wrong with that feet? Those feet are on. They need help. Those feet need help. So you're not focused on the fact that this couple clearly took some blue chew and are getting it on.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Your concern is there. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the size of that foot. That's an abnormally big foot. Yeah. I'm wondering like what position are they in on your screen. Like yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I just see two feet like, oh, okay. Oh, okay. All right. There it is. But no, like what's wrong? I'm so confused. That didn't help. Two feet are going in opposite direction in the same color jeans.
Starting point is 00:32:33 and one foot in a different color. Is this a threesome or is this a twosome? No, it is definitely a two-sum. Look, I'll get out of the frame. Just like, it's crossed. Okay, so Winston, there's the one at the bottom of the bed. Yeah. Bottom of the bed.
Starting point is 00:32:46 And that's normal. And then the lighter color gene looks normal as well. That middle foot. Who does that belong to? That belongs to the light gene. Okay, because it does not look like that on our screen. No, no. I see it.
Starting point is 00:33:00 I don't know. Maybe it's just because, like, women are smarter, but like I see it 100%. Oh my God. Well, because men are out here taking blue chew and women are out here taking limitless pills. That's essentially what it is. It's like. I had to go.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I had to pop that really quick. And I'm like, okay, so clearly this gene has a rip on it. It's a skinny gene. That's most likely the woman and or it's, yeah. So. Well, the top foot is a female foot because the toes are pushed together because of the horrible, you know, the patriarchy making you wear high heels, you know, so therefore that was a female. But maybe she's also having a toe curling experience with that gentleman that's giving her.
Starting point is 00:33:44 With their jeans on. With their jeans on. I mean, they're just a jean burning time. Jesus Christ, fucking Alex. Yo, anybody else see what Alex changes? Oh, my God. You cannot put them on screen. I honestly don't know if you can do that, sir.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Blue chute, bro. Blue chute, bro. I think this just got demonetized. John's taking one right now. Just chewing on one. Chewing all my jelly beans, home. Oh, wow. Wow, that's a bag right there.
Starting point is 00:34:19 $9 on Amazon, son. Keep me. Real talk, though, all that sugar's going to do the exact opposite of bluechew. Your dick will unharden. You don't hold my dick. I think John cracked the code to the limitless pill. I think it's his diet Coke and jelly bean combo. That's literally limitless.
Starting point is 00:34:37 That brings your body to another level. To the ADD levels of sugar highs? Like what? You ever play in the smote on? You got to have ADD to play in the smote on. Oh, my God. So let's get to the cover story. Am I right?
Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh, yeah. It's not the Josh Dugger news, is it? Oh, God damn. All right. Oh, boy, boom. Yo, okay, hold on. Guilty. Christian Bill Strup in the chat
Starting point is 00:35:03 has the perfect flavor. Why is Gamora Raspberry? Oh. I love that. I love that. That's fire. We got to stop people drinking at the beginning of the show. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:19 $300. Goddard follows it. Come on, ladies' gentlemen, sending the streamlap supertanched mobats. Don't let Christian get all the fun this week. Making $1,000. yesterday. Let's get to a thousand today. Let's show them we can do it without him. Come on, sending the stream, what are your thoughts about an adventurous flavor?
Starting point is 00:35:36 What's superpower would you have? And Alex, what's our first, first story of the day? All right, let's talk about this main topic, because the he-man live-action movie had Noah Centineo attached to stars the titular character, but it looks like to all the boys' breakout actor is saying, Noah, thank you. Centenio is currently filming DC. see is Black Adam and a few big projects at Netflix. So writer, director, Aaron, and Adam Ney will have to find a new star to replace the busy actor. Rocco, what do you think of my puns and Centennial leaving and does this doom the project?
Starting point is 00:36:13 I don't want to speak on your puns. I don't want to hurt your feelings. But I would say this, I thought they were a valiant attempt, but I think Ben Goddard is the one that decides if those are good or not, to be honest. You lost all your thorns goodwill. Like, it's all gone. Boom! Yeah, I mean, this guy's been Netflix's go-to guy for a little while now, and, you know, people like him, people watch his stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:36 So him stepping away, I wonder if this project will ever get off the ground. Now we're starting to move into that Flash Gambit situation, although Flash is happening. Gambit was on the books for so long. It never happened to He-Man. I mean, Christian Harlov was pitching He-Man four companies ago. So that tells you how long that thing has been around. so very interesting to see this thing happening. I don't know that people are clamoring for a he man live.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I don't know who's clamoring for this at this point. So maybe Noah Centeno read the tea leaves a little bit. It was like, yeah, this seems like a project I don't need to be a part of for my brand or for my career. What do you think, Sabrina? I'm actually more excited that he left. Nothing against him. Yo, shit. Yo.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Snow down. I'm coming in hot and I haven't even had anything to drink, guys. let's get those stream labs in because I want to crack open a white claw. But I, the thing about this is that I just feel like he needs to go a different direction in his career and I don't think this is it. I want him to like step away from like just being the quirky romantic love interest. I don't know if he could sell the idea of like he man. A lot of people are attached to this property. I'm not super familiar with it and I don't want to be introduced to it by this like Netflix quirky guy. I feel like they should find a young actor, maybe someone like, I don't know, does he need to be like super, super buff?
Starting point is 00:38:01 Like Jacob Allorty could be a good choice. There's so many different people to choose from. I want to see Noah Centineo do like a drama, like a straight up drama. Because if you guys have seen anything of him in real life, he's actually like that weird, quirky kid normally all the time. So I want to see him do like a drama and actually flex his chops because like to, all the boys, he just acts like himself. And I don't know if he'd sell he man for me. So this gets me more excited the fact that he left and they could have somebody to fill the role possibly a little bit better. Interesting. Okay. What do you say, Goddard? Um, I don't know. Like, Sabrina's asking
Starting point is 00:38:39 him to step out of the quirky rom-com role and I feel like this could have been that to show that he could be like an action star. I don't, I don't, I haven't watched any of his Netflix stuff and maybe is that they're like, does Netflix just own this? Yeah. Netflix own Noah where he was like tried to get out of their like clutches and they're like, no, come back to us. So I mean, I wasn't like super attached to him, but like you, you know, give the kid a chance. Like it's a he man thing. Like I don't have a strong attachment to it.
Starting point is 00:39:07 So I don't want to be like, oh, whatever. But like the picture they had, I was like, dang, he's pretty big. So he looked like he was working out for it. So I wonder, you know, what the what the differences were and why he left. But no, like, I mean, if they get someone else, but I felt like this could have. like having Noah in this role would have given kids a reason to go to it. But, you know, they don't, they don't know He mans from the 80s. So like having this Gen Z star in that that like is in all the rom-coms and they watch
Starting point is 00:39:37 on Netflix every day was the reason for them to go. And so I do think he is going to be hard to replace popularity wise. I don't know how good of an actor he is. But I mean, if it was his decision, that's great. And if not, then, you know, best of luck to him. Yeah. Yeah. Before you, all you sent a nail stance can come after.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I know he started out on Disney Channel, but the last few years, he's been doing a lot of stuff with Netflix, like To All the Boys I'd Love Before. Sierra Burgess is a loser, The Perfect Date. And then he came back for that sequel to All the Boys Always in Forever. But he is doing Adam Smasher and Black Adam. So kind of, maybe he felt that was a bit of a conflict. He's doing He-Man and Adam Smasher doing these kind of like superhero or heroic roles. Maybe he felt Adam Smasher was more in his wheelhouse.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Winston, what do you think? Do you think this is a good move or do you think this He-Man thing? is cursed. I mean, something must be going on with the production because, bro, if you already working out for one job that looks like this, why wouldn't you just take both jobs? I don't get it. If you're already eating that seasonless fucking chicken and that steamed-ass broccoli, why would you cash as many checks for that body before you say, I don't want to do this anymore?
Starting point is 00:40:43 Yeah. Like that, to me, doesn't make sense. So something must be up with this production. I wasn't a big key man person growing up. that was the generation right before me. That was like my older brother was a big He-Man fan. So I don't really care one way or the other. I'm not like clamoring for this content,
Starting point is 00:41:01 but I know that there is a group of people that are. So I feel sad that it seems like this is caught in production hell, but we'll see what happens. Okay. All right. Brett shared. Any thoughts on this? I had to look up who he was. So there's my first impression. And you know, I know everybody in the movie's
Starting point is 00:41:21 So that was a little rough. I feel bad for him. He's probably not doing so well. He-Man, yeah, I mean, I liked it. I think the 80s, you know, animation was enough for me. And I think the Dahl Lundgren, wasn't it? That was very disappointing, wasn't it? It was kind of like, uh, it's weird with He-Man,
Starting point is 00:41:42 because if I'm not a mistaken, He-Man started, if they were action figures and then they had to build a story around the action figures. There's no, like, I watched this, the toys that made us, and I could be wrong, and I'm sure somebody will tell me, but I think that they started out. So there's no, like, really original IP, if you will, it was all they were just kind of making it up to go along with the action figures they wanted to sell. So, who knows? But I would gladly work out if they'd like some old balding guy to be he, man. Yeah. Yeah, I could put that wig on. Yeah. What about you there, Alex? I know you're
Starting point is 00:42:20 big Noah Santoneo fan. What's your feeling on this? Love them. No, just kidding. I really don't. It sounds cursed. Wow. Get away from it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I don't know if anybody's really asking for it. So I feel like there are already enough universes being built out. Like even with, well, I won't say. But, oh, all right. Yeah, I just don't think there's, there's fervor for this. but who knows. I think there is amongst a certain crowd that grew up with He-Man, enjoyed He-Man. I guess Serena's point that she didn't really grow up with him.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Also take Winston's point that didn't really appeal to him. But certainly there must be, they must sense there's some kind of audience for this to keep coming back to this property. There are some interesting characters for sure, you know, Chatar. What? What do you say? Well, it ain't me. Well, I ain't you. No, Skeletor.
Starting point is 00:43:16 We remember. Like they made like a chips movie, Roca. Do you remember that? So it's like, there, there are a lot of properties out there, but, you know, and that's, that what I was saying is just like, no Cincinnati could have been the gateway. And, you know, they need to find someone with that kind of popularity with younger people to get into people into theaters. As the reigning champion of cocktails and casting, I'm just going to say, Jacob Allorty, 100%. That's literally true. Watch any episode.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Jacob Allorty, he is. That was that digital slap I was telling you about. There's a problem. I have the receipts of her taking all the L. I literally don't know what you're talking about. Anyways, what I was saying, thank you for interrupting me for the second time.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Anytime. No. Anytime. Don't worry about that. Jacob Allorty is a perfect choice. Jacob Lourty, okay. Jacob Lorty is a perfect choice because he's on the same like Netflix movies.
Starting point is 00:44:14 He does the kissing booth, all that kind of stuff. but he's done euphoria and he's shown he's a really incredible actor he's also just like built insane he could fit he man so perfectly i feel like that's a way to appeal to gen z people like myself but now i have nois centennial because right now he's like that corny romantic love interest i would love to see him what i was saying earlier like take like a matthew mconehe approach like where he was in all those rom-coms and then he started branching out and really showing his ability i would love to see that from noah noah's 24
Starting point is 00:44:47 He has a huge career ahead of him. So, yeah, get Jacob Allorty, guys. Get Jacob Allorty. There you go. Real quick, Garth McMurray in the chat says, I'm picking on Kevin Smith's animated show. And I completely forgot about that. See, now what makes me excited for that one is that it's animated.
Starting point is 00:45:04 You can do anything with animated. You don't have to rely on, you know, Noah Centeno and his maybe questionable acting ability, not proven, maybe. And look at the cast. fired. What is happening? Look at the cast for He-Man. I mean, you got Mark Hamill, you have Lina Heady, you have Harley Quinn Smith. Tiffany Smith is in it as well.
Starting point is 00:45:29 And who's playing He-Man? Chris Wood is playing He-Man, and Griffin-Newman's also in it. So, like, I'm excited for that because of all of that cast. Yeah. So I'll watch that. Finstock exchanges. Yeah, there's like, there's a, There's a suspension of disbelief and animation that you can't get away with in live action.
Starting point is 00:45:51 And like I feel like it would be like this, this like gritty reboot of He Man live action. And like, you know, the Kevin Smith one is going to be goofy as hell. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Yeah. My friend Tim Sheridan's working on. I'm looking forward to seeing how that turns out. Sabrina, all right.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Sabrina, you got some hate for Noah Centennial. All right. We'll put it on the list. No, it's respect. Hey, he has way more money than I'll ever have and he's a year older than me. So all the respect to him. Wow. But.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Have some faith in yourself, Sabrina. I was going to say, don't do that to yourself. King and McRingery donated $20. I'm more excited for the Kevin Smith Masters of the Universe series than another live action movie. Give us a wave, Ben. Thundercats was better than he man just too short-lived in its original run. Yeah, other cats is great. Thanks for turning on the Shmobot there.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yes. Appreciate that, Malcolm. Thank you. All right. So, all right, let's move on. I have a question. We are an hour into the show and we are at $50. We are literally all fired if we don't get at least 500.
Starting point is 00:46:57 The goal's 1,000. I know things are tough, but we have to get to 500. I will drink upside down or like I'll chug my white cloth from my infinity gauntlet in my closet. Oh, I got it. I got it. You chug while twerking upside down on the wall at the same time. Ooh. No, wild.
Starting point is 00:47:17 You can do it. It's a cake moly can't. I believe in you. All right. Yeah, you heard him, ladies gentlemen. Send in your stream lab super trash small bonds. Let's get to $500 at least. I was literally shot gun on a white cloth.
Starting point is 00:47:31 There you go. Oh, shit. I'll do that with you. Let's see. I got work to do today, though, so that might be interesting. Me too. I got work to do. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Where are we off to next there, Alex? Well, I got a few. more. Let's go plumisher. Capul America. I am grape. Oh, I like that. I am grape is good. Low Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Okay. And Kiwi monger. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like those. I am grape is great. That was good. I am grape is good. Iron mango, though. That's the number one. For me.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I'm mango. I am iron mango that one. Yeah. You can't have two, though. You can't have two IAMs. Like, oh. Yeah. I am grape and I am iron mango.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I'll take iron mango over iron. If you put it in two different editions. Yeah. True. Two different editions. Yeah. You'd have a Guardians one and an Avengers one. I feel like the grape has to be Thanos, though.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Mm-hmm. I don't know how you do it, but what? The mad grape flavor or something like that? I don't know. said the mad titan the mad uh yeah i don't know i gotta think about it got to think about it Sabrina hmm no i'm thinking hard about this i'm like what's what's something i can use for thanos i don't have the quick wit that a alex has i'm trying to think about nebula is that a nebula blueberry like a nebula blueberry is it nebula berry is that a possible nebula nebula nectar
Starting point is 00:49:05 nebberie oh wow Wow, you. Oh. You like you? Yo, what are the villain flavors, though? We got a lot of villains to choose from. It's true. It's true.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I feel like Kilmonger is just for Loco. Okay. Just a whole. I can't make a comment on that. I got to leave that alone. Speaking of killmonger. Oh, bring it on. Bring it on.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Go ahead. Do it. Do it. You can have been twerking. Save us. There it is. Tushy. We're going to get to that goal.
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Starting point is 00:51:53 Nice. Well said, man. Well said. Fantastic. Good job, Brett. All right, where are we off? Yeah, go ahead. Hello.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Honeydew? Oh. Is it green? Hello honeydew. I like that. Hello, honeydew. That works. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:11 It's got to have a little more spice flavor, because hello, you know, hella was a hell of a thing. So you got to, you got to throw in a little more. It could be like hella hot and do like a cinnamon flavored salsa. I like that. I like that. That sounds about right. That sounds about right.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Well, what would Thor? Thor, what would Thor have? Thor? Thor is it? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I apologize.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Whistless has never made a mistake. It sounds like we need to get Roka that limitless pill. He's already forgetting things. Oh, come on. Man. Dormomu dragon fruit. Dormoo dragon. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Thanks. All right. I'm popping open to white claw, whatever. Come on. You're giving away the goal. Come on, people. How are we in just $50? What's the problem here?
Starting point is 00:52:56 You know what we got a good one? Go ahead. Mandarin, Mandarin. Mandarin. Oh. He's Mandarin. He's Mandarin. He's Mandarin.
Starting point is 00:53:08 He's Mandarin. Brofin is mentoring. It's mentoring. All right. What are we on next to Alex? All right. Let's talk about Invincible because it aired the season finale last night. Yes. This morning. And yesterday...
Starting point is 00:53:22 Johnny 5 for Life donated $100. I need some craziness. I think we need some fun impressions. You all choose just have some fun with it. Some fun with it. Oh, okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:39 We haven't seen it a while. because he got banned off Twitter. I'd like to see Trump, honestly. I'm so sorry. I know you got for like eight months straight, four days a week, but we haven't gotten Trump in a minute, and I miss him. That's a good point. I miss your Trump because it's hilarious, not the actual one.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Yeah, right. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, what does Trump think of Invincible? You know, it's a really good show. I like it. You know, um, He's showing the world It could be a better place with stronger people
Starting point is 00:54:15 I'm trying to do that every day Getting rid of the week That's what I'm all about putting them in cages I love it Ripping you know owning the lips Ripping them in half Feeling their blood on my hands I love it
Starting point is 00:54:27 It's an incredible show Incredible show Invincible kind of like me Invincible I can't be beats I can't be Sabrina knows she voted for me right Sabrina You know it you know it Sabrina Thank you
Starting point is 00:54:38 I appreciate it Baby That's right Oh, my God. I love the brown people. They're my favorite people. Good to see Winston. Hello.
Starting point is 00:54:45 We have a senator in our crew that looks just like you, Winston. Yeah, I love him. He's fantastic, Senator Scott. He is such a great part of the country. I love the black and brown people. They know it. They all know it. They tell me behind the scenes they vote for me.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Ben Goddett, you're great too. I love the white people. They're the best. They're the best. Disneyland, great place. No more gay days. No more gay days. They would stop under my command as well.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Well, absolutely. There you go. And don't forget your Tushy and your blue chew. I love the blue chew. The blue chew. I'm hard all night for Melania with the blue chew. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to have some thornage now. I'm going to go get some thornish. Some thornch. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And Trump, what's nice about having our black friends like Winston is they were allowed to say the N word all the time. No. That's true. That's true. I wrap along. I wrap along all the time to the. Only if we're laughing or talking. Only what I'm rapping. All I got to say, I completely disagree with that. You know what you can't do?
Starting point is 00:55:46 You can't be out here. Just think you just got a black friend. You can just say the air one. Ah, ow, out. But you know who does think that? Me, J-Lo. You know what it is? Me and A-Rod are done.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm here wilding out in the streets for Hot Girl Summer, baby. You know what it is. I'm going to tell you, as the reigning women's champion. This is the one thing I will not show. share with anybody. I am rising to Commandant and I am solo women's champion and Elmo
Starting point is 00:56:18 how many times did you get tagged in that meme with the puppets on the bench? I am very curious. So many times, so many times. Well, it's nice to know that Jailo is single again. Her sterling record of choosing men stays undefeated, terrible
Starting point is 00:56:34 men to be with. Jaylo, what happened with Arod? What happened? Was he sleeping around with that Southern Char? woman, what happened? Tell me the truth. You already know how much I love Ben Affleck. The second I found out that Ben Affleck was on the market, I had to dip out. I'm
Starting point is 00:56:50 running over there. Quick. Are you telling me that J-Lo and Ben Affleck is going to be a thing? Now I'm sliding into Burn. That's what happens if I do it too long and become Burr. You do become Bernie. That is... That is active. Jay-Loh and Ben Affleck are getting back together. I need to know.
Starting point is 00:57:08 I need to know all they're going. to be a thing here. Beelow. I love Beelow. Beelot was my favorite. You already know what it is because the second, again, Casey Affleck throwing out that cardboard cutout of Anodei Armas, once those paparazzi photos came out, I was straight up at his door. I have that song, I love you. You know that song? It's still a bop. I wrote it about Ben. He forever has my heart. Oh, my God. I am once again asking you to send in your Schmovots.
Starting point is 00:57:39 We need support for the show, please. Send it in. We cannot have universal schmobots if you don't send in your support. It's really important. Malcolm Switzer, do you have an invitation that you do? Malcolm.
Starting point is 00:57:51 You guys are doing all of the ones that I already do. Malcolm does a mean J-Lo. Yeah. But I really want to see Malcolm's DMX. I want to see Malcolm's DMX so bad. It ain't coming out. I'm trying.
Starting point is 00:58:10 There it goes. You just say, there it is, Malcolm. Malcolm does not like quality. I keep, I keep slipping into Tim Allen. All right, let's keep going. Yeah,
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Starting point is 00:58:51 So please send in your support, your contributions, comments, what do you want to talk about? Everything's wide open. It's a Friday. Let your freak flag fly fly, put you, pull your balls out, let your lips fly free. Do it all. Come on. Yeah. Let your lips fly free. What I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:59:08 John, how about. That is. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I know what you were saying, but let your lips fly free. I am waiting for any woman on this planet to go, yo, I'm just letting the lips fly free today. I'm sorry, are you against free speech, Winston?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yeah. Free fly lips Winston? God damn it. Are you against women's empowerment when we're going into the street? No, no, no, no. Let's letting our lips fly free? No, Sabrina, let me ask you this question. Clearly, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:59:39 My question is, are you going to describe walking around free, free lipping it? Is that what you're going to do that your lips are flying free? Oh my God. Oh my God. Yo, Roca, you inspired me. I was about to give you some lip service. Yo, I got my lips flying free. Now, that's a wet-ass pussy. Like, that's what that shit is for now. Perfect. Perfect. I'm all for free speech, dog. I'm all for free speech. Hold on. I'm texting, I'm texting all my home girls right now. Would you refer going to command. Co. I'm donated $25 This is for ROTU and the exchange. Secretly for Sabrina.
Starting point is 01:00:17 What's everyone's favorite rock metal summer hit from 1996? Anyone remember Co-R-N-S, Avidas? I like it. I like it. Hold on. Oh, off the top of my head, 19-19-old. Rock metal.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Rock metal hit. 1996 in Hennel. Heavy metal. Is it a rock metal? Rock metal, right? Rock metal. I love this. There's a wombat song from 1996, which I love. Oh, ministry.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Ministry. Okay, Wikipedia is fucking music. It was like 1996 in heavy metal music. First band, three doors down. Oh, oh. Chicago crazy. Well, you didn't call me a superman. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Yeah, I used to mosh to that song. I forgot. Oh, they're counting Lincoln Park. Well, then that's easy. It's definitely Lincoln Park. Chul, anima. I got my answer. Oh, that's a good one.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Absolutely. That's the answer right there. They got Jim Blossoms on this list as well, follow you down. But I'm going to take Bulls-on parade from Rage Against the Machine. Oh, yes. Oh, damn, dude. That's a good one. Criminal by Fiona Apple.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Oh, okay. It's not rock at all, but. That's my answer. It's, I'm going to time travel forward three years and go with Gorilla Radio by Rage Against the Machine. Oh, okay. So that was 1999, not 96, but. Like, sell.
Starting point is 01:01:55 I'm a time travel to 2020 and choose what? Corn freak on a leash, like that breakdown in the middle of that? Oh, man. Freak on a leash, letting lips fly free. Oh, right. Really good one. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I like it. I respect. Oh, my. You are not calling Sabrina lip. I'm not calling Sabrina. I'm calling everyone's. I'm not being in particular. Jesus. I thought you were. I'm just, oh, my God. Winston, I'm so, you were ready to fight, though. Like, you were ready to back me up. And I love that energy.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Girl, my digital hand was fucking ready. You're nutty. You think I'm a talk shit against Sabrina. same. Smashing Pumpkins came out with 1979 and 96. I'm not a
Starting point is 01:02:48 smashing pumpkins guy. That's when they started to fall off for me was about Okay. Yeah, that that album. Like, isn't like
Starting point is 01:02:57 1979 like their biggest song? It's the most poppy song too. Oh, see, I thought it was like, despite all my rage,
Starting point is 01:03:06 I'm still. Oh, yeah, the bullet with a butterfly wings. Yeah. I always forget the names of things. I'm,
Starting point is 01:03:11 I'm gonna say fuck your rock metal in 96. Okay. The Crossroads by Bone Thugs and Harmony. How do you want it by Tupac or California love? Those would have been, or obviously want to be by the Spice Girls. Like, are you fucking kidding me? There we go.
Starting point is 01:03:27 That whole song is about how the ladies love to let their lips fly and how they like to have the lips be treated. The whole last verse is like, so here's the story from A to Z. You want to get with me, you better listen carefully. You got M in the face who likes it, the face you guys. She'll come for free. She's a real lady.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Like, it's literally like, how do they like to get off? And suck it, Sam Mendez. That's a one take right there. That music video, that's a fucking one take. Oh, wow. They're doing like fucking backflips and cartwheels. And it is, like, go watch the music video, guys. It is one fucking take. Coming for 1917.
Starting point is 01:04:03 No diggity. No, 96 had some jams. You got no digity, virtual insanity by Jemariquai. Pony. It's all coming back to me now, Celine Dion. I need a point of clarification here. I made a horrible mistake. No.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Melanchol and the Infinite Sadness, I love that album. I'm sorry, I know people. Yeah. No, it was the one after, it was, I can't remember it was the plane flies something, his album after that. So please, I had my friend pick that up for me, waited in line at a record store to pick that up for me at like midnight.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Please, please don't come at me, folks. send in $20 each telling me you're sorry that I said that. Billy Corrigan, please resubscribe. He'd really appreciate it. Yeah. He's now managing a professional wrestling. You know that, right, Billy Corrigan. NWA.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Yeah, he's in charge of, or no, TNA. Sorry, I think he's in charge of TN. I don't think he's managing NWA. I could be wrong, no. That's the National Wrestling Alliance, so there is an interview. There is, okay. No, Ice Cube is now managed by Billy Corgan. Yeah, I like it.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Ice cube is not bad. They had that. That was the post-credit scene in Straight Outta Compton. They had it right at the end. If Billy did it, he'd just do the wrestling, the managing, he'd do every part of it. And, you know, hey, let's love smashing pumpkins.
Starting point is 01:05:25 But he kind of did his band. Yeah, he did. That's why they didn't want to. This is why that reunions never happened because the, was it the Asian guy and the woman? They both were like, fuck you. We're not coming back. I forget the guys name.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Jay and Darcy, DRC. Yeah, I think he, on Simon's Dream, right, it was like he played every single instrument and every, like, they were just the touring band. But I could be lying again. Listen, guys, send in $400 each and tell me if I'm lying. I think I want to hear Schmobot ins of impressions you think that we could do. And if they're horrible, it'd be so much more wonderful.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Send in ideas for us to do like, right? Like, don't do Christopher walking for me because I know mine's spot on. I want to see Alex, I want to see Alex Marzonia doing DMX, actually. Oh. That sounds, fuck my DMX. I want to see Alex Marzonia's DMX. That sounds phenomenal. Let me listen to some of his clips just to make sure I don't miss what his.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Yes, small on in new impressions for us to do, guys. We are old men stuck in our ways with all these impressions. Dogging on $20. Happy Friday all. Can't watch the PPV live tonight because I am seeing live music for the first time in over a year but excited to see Bateman
Starting point is 01:06:45 versus Outlaw announced officially John what do you plan on doing when you face off against Ben in the ring Win? What else can I plan to do but win Are you kidding? I'm excited for it. This has been a long time coming he's talked to all this mess that he's wanted revenge after I
Starting point is 01:07:03 beat him and then beat him again so let's set it up It's going to be a lot of fun. June 4th, I'm looking forward to it. And I think it's going to be a Titanic clash. It's appropriately the main event of the night. But there's also another great match with Ethan Irwin, taken on former champ Paul Oyama,
Starting point is 01:07:21 who desperately wants his belt back. And he's a free-for-all winner. So much love to Paul Oyama, definitely. I love that guy. Four former fucking champions in one pay-per-view. Like, look, I mean, you should just cop the $10 Patreon. you can see all the pay-per-views. But if there was ever one to throw your scrilla in,
Starting point is 01:07:41 if you can't afford that Patreon, four former singles champs all scrapping to get back to that belt. Man, you better find some money. Danny boy! Danny boy! You know what's coming, Danny boy. Oh, I thought you were saying daddy, boy, Daddy's having trouble.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Call an ambulance. That's right. Yeah, at that $10 page level, you could have gotten that free-for-all last week, last Saturday, included in your price. But now it's going to be on our YouTube channel tomorrow. So make sure you get that in. Tonight, you're going to get another paperview as well.
Starting point is 01:08:18 You're getting Mike Halenowski versus Alex Damon and an Interdictum No. 1 contender match for the Schmoden on Battlefield. And the undercard was announced yesterday. We've got Video Drew versus Marisol McKee. Marisol McKee. Why, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Corrupt. You know, it's going to be fun, you know. For each, for each match, I would say, I know Marisol kind of has the hot hand, but I think video drew. She's improved so much her past few matches. Like, it's crazy. They, they, she is studying her ass off. I know that. And I know, like, living with NerdCronic and probably hosting those quizzes they do every week is probably help so much with her study habits.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Like, let alone, I know Roka hates, you know, Ben and Dan. but, you know, when you have them also as people that are helping kind of coach you forward, I honestly... It's true. You're right. When they actually participate in your faction, it's amazing the difference that you see in the players in your faction, when they actually don't hoard all their information because they're afraid to lose matches of their titles to fellow faction mates. It's amazing how much they can contribute to a faction.
Starting point is 01:09:27 So it's great to see Video Drew doing so well. My goodness. And while obviously you're talking two-time former Inner Geek, champion in Kalinowski. I actually have Damon in this one. I honestly think I think he didn't have the pressure. I mean, I know he's got his rematch to get his belt back in Star Wars. I think the idea that he didn't have to worry about that
Starting point is 01:09:49 for some time and just focus on this. And he's talked about how embarrassed he was about his performance in that semi-final match in the Inner Geitham tournament last year. I think he's out for some blood. And it's not that Mike can't do it. Obviously, Mike Kalanowski can do it. But I think Alex has something to prove.
Starting point is 01:10:09 And I think maybe Mike might take him for granted. And I think Alex might sneak in there and steal a victory. Okay. What do you think, so? I agree. Yeah, I agree 100%. I feel like Alex is one of those minds where I cannot even believe the amount of knowledge that he retains throughout watching films in general.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Obviously, we've seen that with his Star Wars career thus far. I think it's going to be super interesting. I think he's going to take that one as much video drew is one of my favorite competitors outside of my own faction. So I want her to take it, but I also don't want the dungeon to get any more points right now. So that's, that's where it's tough. I'm going to, I'm going to give her the upper hand on this one, but hesitantly. Okay. All right. Um, what do you think, Ben? Goddard? What do you think? Mike deserves being the favorite in this match. He's earned it. But like, like, I was like, I was nervous like when he was facing barbarian because I think like
Starting point is 01:11:02 old inner geekdom, like last year's inner geekdom, I would have heavily favored. Alex because he's shown there's like at least three wheel slices that he will get 10 points on every single time. But with, you know, Jurassic Park, aliens, transformers, there's a lot more in there now. And I know like Barbarians like general movie knowledge is like he's up there. Bibs had to play a perfect game to beat him. Barbarian's really, really good. So I was kind of favoring Barbarian in that match. And he played really well, but Alex answered a five point Jurassic Park question to win. like so it's it's like 51 49 and so I won't be surprised if Alex wins but I still like I don't know who I have winning that I Mike is the favorite for like deservedly so but are we
Starting point is 01:11:44 ready to talk about Alex being on Rushmore or in the Hall of Fame because I said that before he started playing intergeekdom where I was like I just think he has to get to a number one contenders match with everything he's done in Star Wars sure and he's made it and especially if he placed Mar for a belt? Like, yeah, yeah. Like he's up there. Yeah, I tell you, Barbarian prepped really, really, really hard for that match. And he was really focused and really, he really felt
Starting point is 01:12:08 he had a incredible chance to take out Damon. And things just didn't fall his way. And Damon held his nerve. And you expected him to maybe just fold a little bit, but he held his nerve. And certainly, I think the loss to DeMilanta has really kind of refocused Damon that he can taste
Starting point is 01:12:26 the blood of a loss on his lips. in the Smodown. So now how do you go back reclaiming it? Wouldn't it be interesting if he just actually gets diverted in a whole different direction and somehow walks away with the IG belt? That would be an incredible way to bounce back from a Star Wars loss. That being said, I never doubt Kalinowski, man. This is his division.
Starting point is 01:12:47 This is his division where he thrives the most. And he loves to be unappreciated. He loves to think that everyone else likes the new toy in the shop. He loves that motivation. So I know he's going to come and deliver an incredible match here. Does it mean he's going to win? I don't know. But I think it's a lot tighter than we would have thought last year this year.
Starting point is 01:13:09 So I agree with you, then. It's 51-49. I think so, too. Roka, it's really funny how you and Mike are really kind of the same person in a lot of ways. Like, how dare you? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The promos you cut, the fact that throughout matches, you'd be like, oh, God. Like, someone would be like, okay, the next category.
Starting point is 01:13:28 sitting at work wishing I was almost anywhere else Can I get Russian Ben Trump Obama drunk Breton 40s Sabrina trying to figure out if them are friends or enemies? Please, please. Who are friends or enemies? Oh, if they all are collectively friends or enemies? Okay, okay, okay, all right, before we, before they do, to finish my point, I was just going to say like,
Starting point is 01:13:54 all of a sudden, Michael get a question like, in the world of, Middle Earth, you'd be like, oh, boy. You do the same thing. In the world of Westerns, oh, shit. Like, every time, like, Broca, for real? Literally the category, you're wearing a fucking cowboy at, sir. And he's in the world of John Roker's appearances in film. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:14:14 I don't know this one. I, whoo. Not that many. But enough that, like, if you don't remember your own career, I'm going to be like, Roca. God damn it. Y'all are the same. And y'all are both, like, sensitive in, like, a good way.
Starting point is 01:14:28 I'm not saying that as like a diss. I'm saying that it's like if someone doesn't put like some respect on your name, you be like, oh, oh, so that's how it is, I'm about to, you know, fucked up. I'm about to fuck your ass up, like every time. Y'all are the same person, man. And I took that personally. That is exactly who you both are.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Yeah, it's true. I'm not going to deny that. And I respect that. That's why I love Mike so much. So, yeah, all right, so are we going to do these? As far as the women's match, I think it's just as tight because, I agree. I think the dungeon has done an incredible job,
Starting point is 01:15:02 video, Drew seeing her. She seems so much more focused, not just about the Smodown, about her life. And I think that's an important part. People forget, like,
Starting point is 01:15:10 your inner life and your actual life is important for how you play in the Schmodown as well. I know I've lost matches where I just wasn't focused. I had other shit, you know, mess with my head,
Starting point is 01:15:22 and it happens. And I know other players, we've had talks behind the scenes who've lost matches because stuff outside them was affecting them before the match. And so I think with Video Drew, she kind of has been on this journey
Starting point is 01:15:34 of the last couple of years in her life. And she seemed so much happier, so much more centered, so much more focused. And that's a dangerous player to play. And Marisol's in that place where she's in that sophomore year. So you've got to really prove,
Starting point is 01:15:46 do you have the goods? So this is going to be a hell of a match, a Titanic match. Both these matches are going to be a lot of fun to watch tonight. So hope you all do that for sure. All right, Let's do our impression. Make sure you get your tickets at the Shmodon Live.com.
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Starting point is 01:16:21 So we got Russian Ben, Trump, Obama, drunk, Brett, and 40s, Sabrina. and you guys are trying to figure out if you guys are friends or enemies. Okay, here we go. So, we are here today in the summit of spies, but I don't know who's good spy and who's a bad spy. I don't like what you're doing with hands there, young woman. We'll see, you know, I'd just be chilling down by the soda fountain, you know, and then you guys told me to this meeting.
Starting point is 01:16:54 I was I was playing jacks with pawpaw and nan and y'all called me to this disturbed my peace and now I'm sitting here so I don't like none of y'all does this is what kids think the 1940s are I don't know no no no for sure here's the thing I play jacks
Starting point is 01:17:22 for all of five minutes but then we had this thing called a color TV. You know, we would watch all sorts of things, the Jeffersons. You know, we were moving on up to the east side. You know, there's different strokes to rule the world. But I'll say this. I see each one of you individuals, and I'll be honest. I trust narrow one of you, narrow one.
Starting point is 01:17:50 You, sir, are a son of a bitch. I was just going to say that I would have voted for you twice. But no, I actually did. I'm in a third time. Oh, my. Oh, man. These buttlights are hitting me hard today.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Well, everyone knows. I love the drunk people, and I love the Russians, it's for sure. And I love to see loose lips flying. over there in the 1940s. I'm a big fan of it. I'm a big fan of it. I'm a big fan of it. I enjoy it. I love it. That's why I feel like we're all together on this.
Starting point is 01:18:36 Going forward, Barack Hussein, if I can call you Hussein. I think you have to get on board. I think you have to get on board. Hello, it's me, Paddington. Oh, no. I just want all of you to be my friends, except for you, Trump.
Starting point is 01:18:53 No, thank you. Go eat some marmalade, and I have a fucking awful day, Trump. Thank you. I'm going to stomp your little head, your little bear. Come in. I'm going to stomp your head into the ground.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Hey, you do not mess with bears. You speak of my language with the marmalade. I'm all about that. Lady, Lady Mamalad, I love it. Lady Mamalad. You're the best. It's my French friend.
Starting point is 01:19:17 How big. I'm just, out of character for a second. I just, we got it like, yo, real talk, Like the lips flying free was one thing. But then when you call her loose lips, I'm like the only thing in my brain is loops list sink ships.
Starting point is 01:19:33 And I was like, oh, God. That's a 1940 saying I was on point in the improv. Yeah. If she's out of soda falton. We don't have sex education in the 1940s, okay? So I don't even know what any of this means. The baby boomer generation came out of the 1940. So I think they knew what the fuck was going on.
Starting point is 01:19:55 I think. they knew the bare minimum. I don't know. I don't know. Have you seen? Somebody did some research. There's some interesting pornos from the early 1900s. Anyway, anyway. Anyways, let's move on.
Starting point is 01:20:06 Excuse me. Elaborate. Time coding this. No, because that's when Roko was like 13 years old. He started finding those pornoes back in the 19th. They were like this. You had to watch them like. Yeah. That was tough.
Starting point is 01:20:22 You're using both pants. Right. Oh my God. The worst is you had to hire live music to do it at the same. Yeah. It was really a guy jerking over front of the... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-l. The only thing fun here is that, like, the sex is happening,
Starting point is 01:20:45 and they've got a cutaway to a cue card of like, yes, baby, right there. Like, holy shit. I wrote about them. I wrote about them. Yeah, I did do the canteen music from the next day. I think you were picking like a 1940s theme. The only thing they could come through is the canteen. But I'm just imagining 40 Sabrina like watching her pouring to that.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Just like that dat dat dat da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. I'm like dancing with the other. I'm like to do some research. In the 1940s, there's a lot of sex happening in the 40s, especially in Hollywood. I'm poor about the 1970s. That's like the 70s, yeah. Chelsea Hotel, New York City, down in gritty.
Starting point is 01:21:31 Hair, everywhere. Yeah. No talk. 40s, 46, 60 sex. 70s, and the 80s sex was all just like lit. Because like obviously baby boomers came from the fact that came back from the war. Let's put babies in everybody.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Like we fucking beat Nazis, son. And then the 60s and 70s, that whole hippie and disco movement and shit, they out here being like, yo, fucking free love. We all want one people, one world, one people. And then you get to the 80s, and AIDS happened, so clearly people were fucking. So like, you know what I'm saying? I'm looking forward to the post-COVID.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Oh, my God. The first time Watt plays in the club, I swear to God, a chlamydia outbreak is happening. It is fucking happening. God damn it. Yeah. Timothy Shalemate, watch out. Oh, my. Sabrina.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Sabrina. I'm telling Brandon. No, no, no, no. They didn't know. They're thirsty for the Shalame. I know that, yeah. If it makes you feel any better, hosting that without remorse premiere yesterday,
Starting point is 01:22:35 all in the chat, all it was was Kristen going, okay, this is cool and all, but where's Michael B. Jordan, and why is he not shirtless? And I was like, baby, I am right here. And she's like, I don't care. I'm taken, but I still have eyes.
Starting point is 01:22:47 I'm not blind. And I was like, God damn it. My man screamed all through that movie. Y'all got to watch that movie. What? What? I mean, his wife got killed, son. Of course he was screaming the whole movie.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Ah! I'm going to set this car on fire and jump inside of it. No, that was a badass fucking stunt, though. Yeah, I saw someone from, is it the village voice or whatever? Like they were reviewing, or Vulture maybe. And I'm like, you shouldn't be reviewing this movie. You're the wrong person to review this movie. This is not for you.
Starting point is 01:23:20 If you're a nerdy person, I just don't think, These kinds of movies are made for people who dig these kinds of like out there action movies where it could never happen. But you love the fantasy of it. Do you know what I'm saying? So they should absolutely like pick the right people to review these kinds of movies, man. Like Sabrina Ramirez. Sure, sure. I'm ready to be hired.
Starting point is 01:23:41 I like all movies. I like all genres. Selling myself. Yep. If you started to pass the 260. We got a 30 minutes left to show. if we're not going to get to the thousand, let's get to the 5-100. Come on, send in your contributions.
Starting point is 01:23:58 I have to feel we've been making your laugh throughout the entire hour and a half we've been on here. So please send in your contributions and your support for the show, Streamlub, Super Chat, Smobots. Let's get to that 500. We're $240 away. Come on. If three of you send in $100, we made it. Come on. Give us some love here.
Starting point is 01:24:15 All right, where are we at, Alex? Let's do some stream labs. And the first one is from inappropriate gay dudes, saying, happy Friday to the crew. Roka looking sexy. Sabrina looking zassy Winston looking swaggy Brett looking stately
Starting point is 01:24:28 Ben looking salty Malcolm looking see through What's on everyone's workout playlist I always have to have Mama said knock you out Oh good one I feel like I have to have the new workout plan Thanks to Kage's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends
Starting point is 01:24:46 Like that whole shit That always gets me That gets me going What is this working out you speak on I go sweatpants, childish candina. Yeah, that's a good one. Some good. Some good Paramour and fallout boy.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Paramar. Yeah. Some like old Paramore though. When I used to work out, Paramore was on my running list. Yeah. We have the same taste of music, I swear. Sabrina. For Sabrina, nuck a few buck.
Starting point is 01:25:20 That's on there. and then for Ben, God knows how many different anime, like, intro songs. I don't have any, actually. What? Yeah. What about your workout mix? I've got, I'm looking at my, my workout playlist right now. One that sticks out to me is Mystical Fever by Mystical.
Starting point is 01:25:38 Okay. Okay. And it's, if you have, if you guys don't know that song, it's the fight scene in a Kiss of the Dragon between Jet Lee and the twins. Nice. And Mystical Fever plays. Like that, kiss. of the dragon has some like sneaky good hip hop in there during the fight scenes and it like it really really works that's what i call my cock and balls gently in the twas that's the shower
Starting point is 01:26:12 rocher would you rather face oh yeah or erwin from the other side of that many tourney wait you got to play that street lab again oh my god oh my god do you give your wife the kiss of the dragon No, dude, he's the one, bro. He's the one. Oh, my God. From the cradle to the grave. Cratel to the grave. Holy shit, Jet Lee and the Twin.
Starting point is 01:26:46 That's how he gets into the forbidden king. That's how he gets in there. Brett might actually be the funniest person on the fucking planet. Holy shit. Oh, my God. We have 489 people in the stream right now. Everyone should at least donate a dollar for that. That's at least a dollar from everyone.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Holy fuck. Holy fuck. And he's frozen now. I did not think if you told me like, oh, he's frozen. Goddammed. The ultimate mic drop. He's gone.
Starting point is 01:27:20 If you told me two years ago that like, it's like, oh yeah, you're like you're on a show. You're talking about movies. And you're going to hear cock and balls before the morning ends on like a weekday. Yeah. I'd be like, you're doing a kid. Yo, Matt Link, I know you're watching. You have to clip that out.
Starting point is 01:27:40 That was by far the moment of the fucking show. That was phenomenal. Holy shit. Brett has been absolutely murdering today. The first segue with Blue Chew. Yeah. This one, too. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Donate for the man. New guy donated $20. Roger, would you rather face Oyama or Ewan from the other side of that many, tourney. So what's this mini tourney, John? So what they've got set up here is because I beat, I take care of Liz.
Starting point is 01:28:13 I qualified to play Ben who beat Riley. So now we're going to play each other. And then Oyama and Ethan are going to play each other. And then the win. What, Oyama beat Bibbs. Oh yeah. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Yeah. Bibbs to get it. Ethan won something to get. He beat somebody to get in. I can't remember. My, because he hasn't played anybody this year. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:32 I think, I think what it is is what he made the semifinals of the tournament. So that's why he's, That's why he's here. Yeah. And so they play each other. So in essence, and then the winner of those two matches play each other to be the number one contender to go and play Dan.
Starting point is 01:28:47 So it's a murderer's role of players, man. And anyone who climbs out of there is it deserves to be taken on Dan for sure. So it's tough. It's tough. Are we allowed to spoil free-for-all? Because I want to ask Winston a question. Yeah. It's been a week.
Starting point is 01:29:03 As long as you don't ask about that. You don't have to reveal anything, Winston, but like, are you guys playing this out before you use any free-for-all goodie winnings or anything like that? That's a great question. I think the big thing right now is we're just focused on, especially knowing. The Avatar King donated $50. We love you, Brett. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:29:30 That is a solid question. I think the biggest thing above all else is that, like, While it's nice to have that title shot under your... Latino, he'd $249 donated $20. Brett just smack us in the face with his giant comedy bunnies. Bravo, sir. I'm saying he literally just pulled out of his comedic gently and the twins and hit us in the face with it.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Both of his bunnies? Wow. Wow. But yeah, it's one of those things that the main focus has been, you know, Ethan Irwin is one of the most knowledgeable, like, prolific players we've ever seen in this showdown. And so it's more focusing on that before worrying about this. Because it's there.
Starting point is 01:30:11 He's got it in his back pocket. So whether he uses it for singles or saves it for another division, it's more of a right now we just want to focus on what's directly in front of us, you know? And can he give it to anybody? Like, could he give it to Sean Drew if he wanted to, is it like the, is it Swaggs title shot or is it Paul's. It's Paul's, but to my knowledge he can give it up to somebody. Brett showing why he was the MVP.
Starting point is 01:30:34 wish I could help more. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for that. But that's the other thing, though. I mean, we wouldn't need to give it to Chandrew, though, Chandrew, just because, like, remember, he did have a title defense.
Starting point is 01:30:50 So, like, while he's not in the current run of IG stuff, which is the same thing that's happening to Collins. Collins, you know, obviously seven and one insane run, it's, they automatically are at the top of the food chain, but there's already something in motion. Yeah. So they're just on that second cycle. The same thing will happen with Collins.
Starting point is 01:31:08 Nobody's forgot about what an epic run he went on. He just, there was already something in motion. So he doesn't get an automatic. The only time that happens, Alex defended how many fucking times for, what, two, three years? So like three title defenses to get an automatic. That was the most recent. Yeah. But otherwise, otherwise everybody else, they're still in that contention to get right back to it.
Starting point is 01:31:30 They just have to let whatever's already playing play out first. And they'll have a shorter path. because of what they've accomplished before. Right. I mean, me going out in the first round of the singles tournament, that's what put me in this situation that I was in. I was ranked eighth, which is maybe the lowest I've ever been ranked singles,
Starting point is 01:31:46 but I had to kind of beat Liz to get to that position. Dale Paradise donated $33 and $33. You guys are kidding today. Thank you, Dale. I appreciate it. Give me updates, Malcolm. Give me updates. Accurate updates, Malcolm.
Starting point is 01:32:04 All right. But yeah, so we'll see. But it's going to be, yeah. And don't forget, the tag team tournament started yesterday with lightning time taking on, Paul and Ben. And, you know, that was a hell of a match. So you guys should watch that one for sure. And today, J.T. and I take on Newsroom, the new team that the quick Horky Merck's put together with Perry Nemeroff out of Collider and Josh Orwitz out of MTV. So come see if Rushmore lives up to the name or if we flame out.
Starting point is 01:32:35 And Kalinowski was right to be upset about his name and ourselves Rushmore. And tonight, today at 2 p.m. So it's going to be a heck of a thing for sure. And that tournament as well is really really really huge. You know what the kids say. You know what the kids saying afterwards? I don't have some pepcicola. Fine, fine.
Starting point is 01:32:53 You know what? It's going to slap. It's going to slap. There's going to be a lot of lips flying and dongs out. It's going to be all kinds of things at 2 p.m. P.T. Definitely watch it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:33:04 And then the pay-per-view tonight as well, don't forget about that. But the tag team tournament is the same kind of thing, right? It's going to be a heck of like Shazam's got to play corruption, I think, to see if they can get to be, which team gets to be the number one contender for the tag team titles. No, no, no. Shazam is playing odd couple again for the belt. Oh, sorry. And then the winner of this tournament is playing corruption to play the winner of that.
Starting point is 01:33:27 That's it. Sorry about that. You know, there's so many moving pieces, you know. It's a lot. There's motivation for sure, you know. Yeah, it's like the first tournament that is. for a title shot. It's for a number one contenders match.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Yeah, yeah. Very interesting situation for sure, but a lot of great new tag teams in this tournament, for sure. So come and see how we all play together. Me and J.T., Dan and Ben, Perry and Ben, Perry and Josh. I think you guys, Paul and Ben, you guys, that's the first time, right? Or you guys are the tag team last year?
Starting point is 01:33:54 Yeah, Deception's the only returning team in this tournament. Deception is the only, quote, quote, veteran team, and they play two matches. So it's pretty crazy, all new teams. And Winston, you've got a team. you're putting in as well, right? Two new guys playing together as well. Zipper and Paul Witt, right?
Starting point is 01:34:10 Adam Witt. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. Sorry, Jonathan Harris. Sorry. No worries. I mean, they're lethal.
Starting point is 01:34:17 I cannot wait for y'all to see what's going. It's so funny. Everybody loves to just ride veterans, like the top of the top's dick, for lack of a better word. I'm not saying that Ben Bateman and Dan Merrill are going to be... ...20 dollars. Hey, Ben, Beth, see you.
Starting point is 01:34:34 him over here waving at you wave back hi Brett I love I love it I'm not saying that Dan and Ben aren't going to be a force but this automatic
Starting point is 01:34:47 the universal well clearly Danger Zone is winning is laughable to me you all gonna put some respect on John and Eric's name I'm gonna tell you that much right now because you think they're just gonna waltz
Starting point is 01:35:00 their way into a number one good dinner match you are sorely mistaken So yeah, agreed. I agree. I don't like when people ride veterans' dicks. I agree. But in the 40s. Oh, brother.
Starting point is 01:35:14 That's how we got the boom, baby. That's how we got the booms, baby. Holy shit. Brett, beat me to it. All right. We're at 437, ladies gentlemen. That's so great. Thank you to everyone who's been setting in
Starting point is 01:35:31 over the last few minutes. Really appreciate it. get to at least that 500. If we can't get to that thousand, let's get to that five, 100. And this means, Ben, you should start drinking. We're almost at the five hundred more. You're right. You're right. Right. I said 300. And Sabrina chime in and Winston will drink at the 500 if you is now. Yeah. Yeah. So we're 70 bucks away. So somebody's sending the 70. Get us above 500 at least. And let's see if we can march to a thousand. If maybe five of you out there would like to
Starting point is 01:35:56 shoot in 100 bucks to say thank you for all the great comedy and entertainment we've given you over the last week as well as today. That would be great. So. All right, where are we are. Let's do another stream lab here, Marzonia. Inappropriate gay dude says, based on the sound of his voice, Malcolm, one, owns cowboy boots, two, knows how to drive a tractor, three, has been to the quad cities, four, had a major crush on Hermione Granger, five, loves chess, six, hates Magic the Gathering. Ooh. Malcolm?
Starting point is 01:36:27 Y'all, I love Magic the Gathering. I'm not that that much of a hick despite and now everybody knowing where I've grown up. Man, all of these are wrong. I'm so sorry inappropriate game. You didn't have a crush in Hermione Granger? Come on. No, not. I wouldn't say that.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Guys, look at this. It's going to be a good day. You saw her melon bitch. I had no idea. Nice. I literally turned. I had two Budlight celtzers. and they were both peppermint patty,
Starting point is 01:37:04 and then I turned the third one, and I was like, oh, my God, it's watermelon. Holy shit. You son of a bitch, I'm in. All right, let's keep it going. All right. That's good. Next one from Roka's Bukaki Party.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Hey, oh. Hey, people. Hope y'all are well and healthy. If y'all could tell anyone in the world, doesn't matter if you know them or not, that everything's going to be okay and they're going to be fine. Who would it be? Thanks, y'all. And may each of you have a great and glorious weekend. Much love from Roka's Bukaki Party.
Starting point is 01:37:39 No, I, like, yeah, yeah, you don't get to, you go to get, who, who do you want to say you love one last time from Roka's Bukaki party? Are you fucking kidding me? That's my question. Does Roka know what a Bukaki party is? Because he goes, hello. I'm just making sure, because he definitely went, hello. You got to bring a cleaning crew for the Bukaki party. Oh, there are so many jetlies of the twins in that. Yeah. I don't get it. Can someone explain? Are you doing your impression of my mom later? I need, I need detail.
Starting point is 01:38:19 What's Bukaki? Don't look it up, mom. Bukaki, me. Remember, guys, I'll always say this. It's hello tushy.com, not tushy.com. Too different. Too different. Very different websites.
Starting point is 01:38:34 Very different. All right, what do we got next? Do you have an answer for the question? Oh. What was the question again? If you could tell anyone in the world, doesn't matter if you know them or not, that everything is going to be fine,
Starting point is 01:38:47 who would it be? My brand new baby niece. Oh, good stuff. Sovian Stevens. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right, all right. What are we?
Starting point is 01:38:58 What are we? If you could tell somebody, the world, no matter who it is, even if you know them or not, that it's all going to be all right. Who would you say that to? John Roker. You know what? Send the hands. Send the hands.
Starting point is 01:39:17 I will say this to every trans kid that's out there who's been seeing some pretty terrible rhetoric going on from around our country. I would say it's every trans kid. out there. It's going to be all right. There's a lot of us who got you, who support you, who are behind you, a thousand percent. So that's what I would say. I'll pick you back off of that. I'll say I can't pick one. I would tell all my nieces and nephews, because I don't have kids yet. Beyond COVID, it has been kind of rough for black folks for a while, but especially in the last however long. And it's been very emotionally draining. So probably my nieces and nephews
Starting point is 01:39:59 for sure. Straight out. Straight up. Alex, who you got? All my Asian and Asian-American compatriots living in America and facing injustices. Right. And hate that.
Starting point is 01:40:12 I can't say gently in the twins now. I think absolutely you can. I think you all did really nice ones. And yeah, I think just everybody through this whole time that when we're profoundly, we're in the home stretch of getting out of this mess. And, yeah, there's not one person. I think we all need to all need to come together
Starting point is 01:40:35 and get our shit back to somewhat normal, but better, better, a better normal. Run with that platform, somebody, a better normal. That would be nice. It would be nice. Let's all come together at Rokka's Bukaki Park. Yes. Adrian Bailey.
Starting point is 01:40:52 Literally come together. Hey, oh! Adrian Bailey says, Hi, guys. John, good luck in your match. JTE. This is not a hero but I would love the powers of a Buffyverse vampire. The strength, the speed and the hearing would be awesome. Plus the vamp face was cool for its time. With respect to today's crew, Roka.
Starting point is 01:41:10 Adriana Soto donated $100. Brett, you are the best. Can each member of the group do an impression of someone else? For example, let's see Alex take on DMX. Have a good weekend, love the show. I love it. No, new impressions? All right, I'll do 40, Sabrina. I can do that. I got drunk Brett. I'll do Ben.
Starting point is 01:41:35 Russian Ben. I was going to say, please do Russian Ben. You fucker. No, no, no, no. Do the Ben that got upset because Roxy was like, why don't you a moat? And then Ben, is this enough voting for you? I got it. I want to see it.
Starting point is 01:41:51 I got it. Hey, okay. My name is Brett. I'm fucking drunk. But yeah, soup. Like, Bluetooth, dick joke, Elmo impression. Like, oh my God.
Starting point is 01:42:13 Like, why are you out here, like, doing this, this travesty? Clearly, you need to wake up and, oh, my God, like, drink some water. Like, drink some water. Sorry, my computer froze. Sorry. Go, don't tell him what to do.
Starting point is 01:42:26 I'm Ben, and I love to rant. What I'm going to rant about today is we don't tell anybody on the crew. It's all love here. Yes, I emot. Yes, I could mess up a mountain lion. There's no question about that. Get off my D. Hello, this is Paddington, not Tom Holland.
Starting point is 01:42:45 I know sometimes you confuse the two of us, but no, this is actually, actually Paddington. Oh, my God. Anyone, is that everyone? Alex, who are you doing? Unmute yourself. What are you doing? This is my, DMX. Hey, it's me.
Starting point is 01:43:05 I don't know how he sounds. So this is going to be DMX. Hey, hey, it's me. DMX. Let's do the songs. Hey, yo. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Starting point is 01:43:20 Nasty. Nassie. Yeah, see. Yeah, see. Hey, yo. Paddington, that was a good impression. Sounded like Harry Potter. Is he doing the Kate Mulligan, Christian Harloff?
Starting point is 01:43:33 He did. He is. I like it. In the chat. And I don't know what I should be down. Everything I do for the shmoh-down is. You're lucky to even have it. You ass monkeys. You sizzle-chested with their fuckers. You're stankful that I'm doing.
Starting point is 01:43:53 I swear to God. Now, go make $1,000. Go make $1,000. Sizzled chested. I can't. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I wasn't ready. No. No, he wasn't ready. He needs some milk.
Starting point is 01:44:15 Somebody get him some milk. He's getting that at his Bukaki party later. Don't worry about it. Get the snacks out for it. Oh, my God. Sabrina Jesus. I said he needs some milk, not he needs to be milked. Oh, it's Friday. It's Friday.
Starting point is 01:44:38 I got half a white calling me on an empty stomach. Yeah. Oh, man, I have a shot in a full apple crisp. That's why I'm fucking just happy than a motherfucker. I like it. Alex, what do we got? I know we got 10 minutes left in show. Let's get through the stream lives.
Starting point is 01:44:53 Let's do it. Hoth, security guard says, in sync for the pop slash dance hits backstreet boys for the ballads that's my stance go ahead and at me am i right malcolm accurate that should have been my impression hey everyone this is malcolm uh none of that is true i like magic the gathering i have pledged myself to hermione granger on more than a But I appreciate everyone making comments about my upbringing. It's cool. I dig it.
Starting point is 01:45:33 And I've got to go wrestle some cows later. But I'm good or good to go. I thank you very much. What are you doing? What are you doing? We're getting us a trauma on. I didn't need to. What are you doing, man?
Starting point is 01:45:53 Rocco, what are you doing? What are you doing? I don't understand what you were doing. Lucas Hood donated $30 through Super Chat. Hey, Sabrina. In the guy who first asked you to do a 1940s impression, mainly because you are a classic beauty-like movie stars from old Hollywood. Love you, babes, you're dope.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Hey, Brett, you're... Hey, Brett, you're crazy funny, sir. Thank you. That is a legend in the book of Sabrina. Shout out to Lucas Hood for that. I had no idea, so you started it all. Thank you for that. It's a legend.
Starting point is 01:46:32 You started it all, kid. Put it all together. Just saw Sabrina by the Sora Falta. In 1940s. I remember the 40s. I was nervous for Ben until I remember that he wasn't full. I'm a little bit allowed to do that. I'm like, I'm like, but Ben, no.
Starting point is 01:46:55 Latin O hit 2,049, donated. $20. Hey, crew, if mortal combat were real, which celebs would you choose to represent Earth in the tournament? I got Tom Cruise, The Rock, and George St. Pierre. But the Rock can't actually fight, you know, that's like, that's all, you know, choreography. Do you know, to fight him and prove that? No, no. But I probably could. I probably could because, you know, he's so big, he's not going to be able to chase me down. I would love to see. Somebody called Dwayne Johnson. Yeah, you guys are going to give me a kid about taking a mouth line on. I was going to say, I was going to say. Roker just said he could beat Dwayne the Rock
Starting point is 01:47:33 fucking Johnson and like, beat him. I said, I don't think you could. Ben, I don't think. Ben, I don't think anything trumps the mountain lion thing, but that's really fucking close. Only because you can't, because you can't, because you can't like logic your way out of the encounter with the mountain lion, you could maybe apologize to Dwayne and he'll leave you the fuck alone. But like, that's up there with absurdity of like, yeah, I could beat the rock. Really, really, John Roga. I said he couldn't fight. I just said he couldn't fight. will crush you like a melon, like a watermelon whiteclaw.
Starting point is 01:48:03 Like a wandemelon. Like a wandemel. Like a thorn. He will beat you the way that Brett beats Jetley in the twins, all right? You don't want to do it. You don't want to do this. That's the thing. If this was the 90s, we had Jet Lee, we had Jackie Chan, we had Donnie Yen.
Starting point is 01:48:24 Like, we had fighters, man. We had killers. Donnie Yen still, honestly. Well, I'd go with Eco Oweis. From the raid. Oh, Eko Owe's, Tony Jha would be good. That's why I was going to. What's his name from?
Starting point is 01:48:38 Mike Tyson. I would send Mike Tyson in that mother brother. I don't know. I'd throw in M.MA fighters. I would throw in. I'd send in Jake and Logan Paul so they could fucking die. That's what I was going to say about Tom Cruise. Send him in so you can see his spine get ripped out.
Starting point is 01:48:53 Right. He's about to get in so sucked. The little girl. The little girl from that episode of Barry. Oh, yes. That girl. She's going in and she's going to kick ass. Yeah. Literally a hell. I'm putting her up against Goro. I'm talking top who's reason is way to hold.
Starting point is 01:49:13 What's the guy's name? He's, he's from Red 2. He's from, he played, not snake eyes, but who's snake eyes brother, the guy in all white Storm Shadow? Right. Is that Bian Hung Lee, I think his name is? He's fucking badass. That's good. I like Tony John. I forgot about Tony John. Lee Bjorn.
Starting point is 01:49:33 Sorry, Li Beung Hun. And if you guys have never seen I saw the devil, one of the best movies. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And please stop remaking.
Starting point is 01:49:42 Actor. What about the M.A? I mean, wouldn't you send Randy Couture? Wouldn't you send these, Chuck Liddell, like in their prime? Wouldn't you sell the, send the top guys?
Starting point is 01:49:54 I really said, a UFC is, is undefeated, which like Chuck Ladell, Tito Ortiz, Jackson, Kimbo, Snice. Yeah, Anderson Silva. I'm sending Kimbo Slice. Like, remember he used to do, he would be like, yo, we'll give you $500 if you take a tackle from Kimbo Slice.
Starting point is 01:50:13 The fact that Kimbo Slice didn't get residuals for creating YouTube, like, he's the reason why YouTube is a company with his backyard brawls and knocking that guy's eye out of its socket. And yeah, he's an internet legend forever. He's about a moral life. He's a fatality as we've seen. 50 cent. Did you just say you sent 50 cents?
Starting point is 01:50:33 He's like indestructible. That is a lie. Look at you said a 50 cent. I got 50 cent and the girl from Barry. I don't think you could get any better than that. Come on guys. That's her tech and tag team right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:50 I'd send J-Lo. I feel like J-Lo would like. as in Jennifer Lopez? I think she seduce the shit out of them and killed them in their sleep. I think J-Lo's got that kind of power. Absolutely. I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Yeah. I would say send Ronda Rousey, but send the cyborg instead. Oh, the cyborg? Chris Cyborg? Yes. Who just won? What's your name Rose?
Starting point is 01:51:14 Oh, yeah, Rose. Rose and Jim Jim Jimenez. Yeah, she won the Starway title. Yeah. So one of the chess at Helen Mirren. Yes. someone about Kimbo slice someone was like he wore a wave cap and he was bald that's how you know he's serious he had the one punch man routine bro like he's yeah people so fucking hard his hair fell out like fuck
Starting point is 01:51:37 i like the Tyson one that's a good one like Tyson and his prime Winston that's a good one scary nobody's scarier nobody's scary that man walking to the ring with just just shorts and fucking black shoes yikes i wouldn't fucking tyson when he's 90 i would that dude oh yeah No, that, right now still. O'y. Isn't he fighting Evander Holyfield, didn't they get announced? No, he was going to, but now he's fighting someone else. Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:07 I forget who it is, but yeah, not him. If someone said J-Lo would end up marrying Chalcon? Totally. And that's how he would have been getting taken over from Outworld is because she would marry Shogga. And of course, because it's the wrong guy for her. So she would absolutely marry him. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:52:28 I've got some beef about who J-Lo dates. I love it, John. She is an accomplished woman who represents what you can do if you fight and commit, but she chooses the dumbest fucking guys. It just drives me a lot. You sound like my mom. You guys could get along. You guys could have this conversation.
Starting point is 01:52:44 Hey, Rod's a bitch. Rayrod's a bitch. She's such a badass in little bit. Every other aspect of her life. So you think that it's like, you think she'd, pick better people because she's that bitch. Like she is. But we all have, but that's the thing.
Starting point is 01:52:59 We all have a weakness. We're not all great at everything. You know what I'm saying? So that's just. And we all go on our journeys. You're right. Maybe she's working through stuff and like, you know, whatever. Like some of the choices I made my past,
Starting point is 01:53:10 you'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? But it's just life. You're just building to it. Isn't she like 50? It's like chop chop. Like don't date raggedy men now. Sound like your mom. Now you sound like.
Starting point is 01:53:20 I feel like she's the only one that didn't watch herself. and hustlers and was like, oh, this is who I am. Like, it's like, goddamn. I think Brad Gilmore would leave his girlfriend for J-Lo. I think, I'd tell you the way, I put it on the table. I think anybody would leave their girlfriends for J-Lo. Yeah, fair point. I'm just going to, like, I don't know, I need to like, you know, call out Brad, like.
Starting point is 01:53:38 No, I just give him shit. He's got a horrible J-Lo obsession. He's got all. So I love to give him shit about it. But he loved, I know he loves this girl. I'm just playing around. Anyway, where we got here? We're loyal, though.
Starting point is 01:53:49 Yeah. We got plenty more. We got plenty more. You guys have done. Stick around for a few more. I actually say you can go bone Timothy Shalome, but Brandon's not even able to fantasize about J-Lo. Well, because we're talking
Starting point is 01:54:00 about Hall really quick. We were talking about Hall passes and he's just like, I don't think I could do that. And I was like, well, I still have Andrew Garfield. You say that and then you get around her, I bet Brandon would turn into an absolute puddle. Like, I just think I feel like her energy.
Starting point is 01:54:16 This is the big thing why a lot of dudes whenever they're girls, like, when you have that conversation, it's typically because dudes always out shoot their coverage. So like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I have out kicked my coverage with Kristen. So, like, my concern is that, like, with this whole talk with Michael B. Jordan being on her list,
Starting point is 01:54:34 the fuck I'm going to do with that. Like, the fuck I like, cool, cool. Jennifer Lawrence is on my list, right? I'm not going to fuck Jennifer Lawrence. Even if we're in the same fucking movie, she's not looking for my ass. But Kristen might be able to get Michael B. Jordan. Same thing with Sabrina.
Starting point is 01:54:48 Andrew Garfield comes around. Like, she can probably pull Andrew Garfield. I know for a fact that I, could. Let's get this down. I know for a goddamn fact that I could. Listen to her a fact. And that's the thing is that Brandon is a good looking kid. I bet he could probably pull J-Lo for a night. Problem is odds of Sabrina pulling Andrew Garfield versus Brandon getting it. It's night and fucking day. All right? It's not even fucking close. Andrew Garfield's one of those people that would be in like some shitty silver lake dive bar
Starting point is 01:55:18 that Sabrina goes to. J-Lo's never going to fucking be in the same building as Brandon Hannah, like, or any of us. Like, J-Lo is, she's like, she's upper echelon. She's never leaving Manhattan or, like, the most expensive places ever. Like, Andrew Garfield would like be in there, like, with, like, a raggedy beard and robes, like, doing the research for a fucking
Starting point is 01:55:36 role or some bullshit. I don't know. J-Lo married her backup dancer. I don't know. You could maybe, maybe find your way as a PA on to a set. You really know her dating history. Oh, of course. I want my girl to be successful. And happy. I want my girl to be happy.
Starting point is 01:55:50 What do you want me to say? John knows all the biographies of every famous Latino person ever. My lady is Idris Elba. That's her number one. The lady is Eldra. Yeah, I wish. Joe, come my fake, Joe, bruff. No, yeah, every time we watch Luther, she's a puddle on the couch.
Starting point is 01:56:12 It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. She loves Luther the piece. Is that her supercar? You want to keep going, Alex? You want to keep going, Alex? You saw a mortal car. combat, right? I'm going to pull your spine out of the back of you there.
Starting point is 01:56:23 Calm it down. All right. We got any more of these? Let's go. Whoever needs to go, feel free to go. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. It was great hanging out with y'all. I got to run to a job, but everybody have a great weekend. See you soon. Bye, listen. Follow him at the story.
Starting point is 01:56:38 Love you, brother. All right. Let's go. Let's get through these. All right. So, see that guy over there says, Hello, S-E-N-C-Crew. I had a couple more ideas for MCU flavors. Star-Lord, StarFruit, low-kewi. Falcon Punch, if Nintendo allows it. And if you really want to take your tastebloods on a ride, durie antmen.
Starting point is 01:56:57 Dury, d'uriant, duri dash and. Like a durian? Sure. Oh, like that spiky, smelly fruit. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Yeah. Tiffany F says, I love Friday. I love Fridays on this show. You guys have gone off the rails and it cracks me up. True story. Ooh, Shang Lichie. That was my other one. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 01:57:26 Shang Lichie's pretty good. That's good. Ocean 1 says, I'll try this again. Why does Ocean 12 get so much hate? Roka, have you seen you can't kill David Arquette? It's on Hulu. Yeah, it is on Hulu.
Starting point is 01:57:38 The doc? I haven't seen it, no. But Ocean's 12 is terrible. That's why I get so much. Ocean 12 is terrible. Yeah, it's too better. Ocean's 13 might be my favorite, though, honestly. I agree with you.
Starting point is 01:57:47 Ocean's 13 is better than Ocean's 11. agreed, agreed. It's like they knew they fucked up with Ocean's 12. Like, we need to work even harder to get better. It's so good. It's so heartwarming. But yeah, Ocean's 12 is trash. It's fine. It's too cute. It's too cute for it.
Starting point is 01:58:00 It thinks it's bigger than it actually is. Yeah. They're like, hey, can we? They're just hanging out in Italy. Come on. Yeah, and Julie Roberts is Julie Roberts. I fucking get it, Alex. It's cute. Ace Moni says, Brett, first studio album after Melancholy was ador.
Starting point is 01:58:15 But they did put out a collection of B-Sides that didn't make the album Melancholy. called the aeroplane flies high. All original members are back together, except the bassist Darcy. New album this year. Thank you. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:58:27 I think I did get those plane flies high. I thought it was a plane thing. Tonight, tonight is my favorite of theirs. I love tonight tonight. I just like the hot stuff. Yeah, I'm a bullet with butterfly wings, just like that riff in that song is really, really good. I agree.
Starting point is 01:58:45 Go ahead, Alex. Christian Bill Strip says $2 for Brett. Thank you. Thank you. Daniel Medina donates and says it's for Jet Lee and the Twins. Garth Hart and Esk-Murray says, for letting the lips fly free. What is the women-free lips movement called? Libertarians?
Starting point is 01:59:05 That's good. That's good. I enjoyed that. White Claw says Black Falconberry. Nah, that's Captain America Apple with grape flavor. comes grape, drinkability, Miles, and Pete? I just know there's John Walker vanilla out there somewhere. The Hawkeye Pure Seltzer, just no flavor. Yeah, it's just soda water. That's right.
Starting point is 01:59:33 Jumping over to Super Chats, Eric Kometz says, Where is Harlow to tell us that the Masters of the Universe could be the Lord of the Rings made Star Wars? It's always his pitch. Thank you. Gregory Castileo says, respect in Ali G-Boyce. Sorry, I didn't do it in my book. Mike Bukso says, Brett, L.O.L.
Starting point is 01:59:55 Oh, thank you. You can be taken both ways. Peaceful Guy donates and probably donated a gift. So thank you very much. Peaceful Guy. Jamon John says Winston. I think it was like for the goal or something like that. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Yeah. Since Winston's gone, if anyone wants to answer this, which DBZ film you like more? Fusion Reborn or History of Trunks? I haven't seen either. I'm not a DBZ guy. It's too daunting. Like, I always recommend if you guys are starting anime,
Starting point is 02:00:29 I just got a friend on anime, The Demon Slayer, because it's one season, and the movie just came out in America, so that's a good one, or Jiu-Ca-Kaisen. But just like, even me that I really do love anime just like as a medium. There's so many different genres for it. But just like One Piece and Naruto and DBZ is like thousands of episodes.
Starting point is 02:00:51 I'm like, I fucking can't, dude. I just don't have the time. Yeah, DBZ is one of those things that you kind of had to grow up with it. It really is. People that did, oh, we love it. Yeah, you really do have to ask Winston that question because like you have to have watched it like every Saturday morning. Otherwise, like, you can't catch up because some of it doesn't hold up that well, honestly. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:13 All right. Jamie and Johns has broke up. Why is Natalie Wood not as well known as Marilyn? Natalie Wood? Because she wasn't that kind of like Marilyn was a once in a kind of once in a lifetime pure epitome of sexuality and just womanhood. And that's a rarity. And Natalie was more, Natalie was of course a beauty on her own and incredibly talented,
Starting point is 02:01:39 but just different. She didn't draw attention to herself. Maryland lived to draw attention to herself for her career. So there's a difference there. That's why. But Natalie, you would argue, is deliver the better performances overall. You could argue that.
Starting point is 02:01:52 I agree. Both tragic endings, though, both tragic endings, both of them. So yeah. Great documentary. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Alex. Last one for the day from Reminder. Here's your yearly reminder that tomorrow,
Starting point is 02:02:06 it's gonna be made. Yes. Well done, Alex. All right. Hit the music, Winston. Let's get the hell on out of here. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Malcolm. Sorry, Malcolm. Hit the music. Winston!
Starting point is 02:02:21 Winston! It's the music! Oh, Jesus Christ. I woke up today. I'm such a lightweight now. It's fucking great. Me too. all but I appreciate the path today. This is presenting us to the weekend in a positive.
Starting point is 02:02:46 All food. Thank you to Sabrina Ramirez. Thank you to Winston-A-Marshal. Thank you to Brett Sheridan and thank you to Ben Goddard. Thank you to Al-Farzonia. Thank you to Malcolm's ice for today. So much fun hanging out with you all. And I hope you all had fun.
Starting point is 02:03:01 And I hope you've picked up experience. I got you going for this Friday and got you excited about heading into a weekend. We love you, ma'am, do something positive for yourself this fucking. Keep it in a good experience. place and then come back and see us 10 a.m. P.T. for another brand new episode of S.N. Live. Peace. Don't forget Schmo down tonight and Brent Kate's play date. Yes? Yes, 1 p.m. Come play with us.
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