The Kristian Harloff Show - Michael B. Jordan Addresses Superman Rumors - SEN LIVE #373
Episode Date: April 27, 2021On today's show, Roxy Striar hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Ben Goddard, and Alex Marzoña to discuss Michael B. Jordan maybe playing Superman, Mortal Kombat defeating Godzilla vs Kong on HBOM...ax, Leo DiCaprio leading in a remake of Another Round, season 3 trailer for Master of None, and the Netflix summer 2021 trailer. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to SEM Live.
You know what's really good show, and right before we start, I hear the word.
Oh, I don't even know where it came from, but here we are.
We're back with the Dick of the X and I have more shenanigan rolled up high, exotic, fist and
squeeze.
So I'm touching my arms right now.
It's all your stash.
What's that, guys.
I'm Rocky Dreyer alongside,
and somebody with much more beautiful arms than mine
as he just presented them.
Ben Goddard.
Good morning, everybody.
How are we doing today?
I like that.
I like that.
You could be the queen.
Oh.
Hello.
But I think she does.
Well, it's like how you're like,
I don't have any sleeves.
Like, because this is how normal people point out
that we don't get sleeves.
You pretend you're rolling up sleeves when you're showing you don't have sleeves.
This is how you roll up sleeves, too.
Oh, oh.
sorry. I didn't know this was the team
up against Roxy Hour.
Brett Sheridan, his partner's gun.
You didn't get that email?
You get that email, Roxy?
No.
I have
even smaller sleeves than
Roxy.
What am I supposed to do?
Or bigger. Or bigger.
There's no sleeves on here?
Just pour it to myself.
I got no sleeves on here.
That's the Pinocchio.
Welcome to the gun
show.
Alex Marzonia.
never makes fun of me. He's my favorite. What's up, Alex? Hi. Oh, no, that definitely just validated
you being my favorite. Then I threw to you and you just said, hi. No, it's going to, we're off to a really
good start this morning, guys. I'm very excited for it. So none of the men in here know what's going on
right now, including mystery man, Malcolm himself, but he gets a pass during this game. We are playing a
game today, guys, an official game that is my weirdest creation yet. But I think,
You're, you all are trivia players, right?
You all like some good trivia?
Yeah.
Yes, we're actually on the show right now responding to you.
Oh, good.
Good, I'm so glad.
Ben, those glasses are fucking fire on you, by the way.
I'll come back.
You're like, I broke, I bought like these two blue light glasses,
and this was the second pair, like it came in like a pair of two.
I broke my other ones.
Oh, my God, bagel and rocks on the case right now.
Okay, so you guys like trivia, fine.
You know I suck at trivia because the brain just doesn't work like that.
So today, instead of playing what you guys usually do,
we're going to do Woman Trivia Rocks Down.
Today is the Woman Trivia Rockdown.
Hotel Nerd donated $20.
Hi, everyone just wanted to take a quick second to let everyone know
that Hotel Nerd content will be coming back soon as I am finally feeling better from my bout with dreaded.
COVID. If you think it's
fake the I am sorry for a lack of sense.
It's terrible.
Yeah.
Yeah. Absolutely, it's real.
Real as far.
I don't think of feeling better, though, hotel nerd.
Yeah, geez. I'm so glad you're feeling better.
It's definitely not a, if you think it's fake conversation anymore.
We are a year plus into this thing.
What are we still talking about? I can't even acknowledge that.
But I'm glad to...
Imagine that. It's wild.
I know. I know.
truly we're, I'm watching Gray's Anatomy right now.
And, you know, that is the episode, that is the show that shows all truth.
And they are dealing in a hospital on the show with like COVID.
And they've made it a big storyline that a lot of people that come in don't believe that
it's real.
And I'm like, imagine being a front line.
Right.
Oh, God.
Trying to convince people how to, how to save their lives and people being like, nope.
Just nope.
Anyway, I think that if Christian's listening right now, he's like, rocks, you're, you
are plummeting, let the non-believers, non-believe, move folks.
So we're playing women.
Stay quiet, Elmo.
Women's trivia rock down, which means that I'm going to be asking you guys at every $100
a trivia question about women.
And you guys are going to write it down and show it.
And we're playing for a very important prize, which is the women's champion.
So whoever wins gets the title of being women's champion.
And that is what is happening today.
So if you guys want to make sure that these men have to answer question about women, every $100,
I'm going to be asking them a different question.
Yes, Ben.
I say that whoever is women's champion gets a guest spot on World Girls.
I would have to be some texting to confirm.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please confirm.
I don't want to cause any strife.
But as women's champion, I think one of us reserves the right to be on World Girls.
And you might be giving World Girls a Whirl, World Champion, Women's Champion.
Yes, there are.
The rules give a champion a whirl.
There you go.
There we go.
Can I also put it on my Tinder profile?
Yeah.
I think it will do very well for you in your Tinder profile to have.
Yes, absolutely.
And I am the woman's champion.
Yeah.
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BTW Benway to rock the attack on Titan franchise.
Where did you get the dope rainbow's shirt?
Amazon.
I realized I didn't have any.
merch when me and Ace were doing our show together and there's a bunch on there guys and I got this
I got this jacket and it was really cheap and I was like there's no way this is an adult size and I was
right it's not so now it's wall decor wait I feel like did that happen to you with another jacket
or that's that same jacket same jacket oh okay I was I was gonna say I feel like this happens to you
frequently I've heard it did happen with another thing and it's right over there and I should have
returned it and I never did. I am notoriously at returning things. Like, it's just wasted money.
If I get something and it doesn't fit me, this is the worst quality I have. That's not true.
I have some other really shitting qualities. One of the worst qualities I have, then it's just there.
Then I just own it. Like literally there's a UPS store pretty close to me. And it was like,
you don't need to rebox it. You don't need to do anything. Just literally drop it off at the UPS store and
they'll take care of everything and you'll get your $30 back. And I was like, okay, I have till April 11th to do this.
It was like March 5th. This is fine. No. No. You have to put it on the door knob of the doors
you're exiting. So every day it bothers you and you cannot do anything but take it with you.
Like this is the kind of tricks that you have to come up with when you are broke and lazy.
So that is a very deadly combination. You know who's not?
broke or lazy Michael B. Jordan. Alex, what's going on in the news set? That was good. That was
good. That was good. Loved it. Yeah, so I know Ruby. A new reboot of Superman was announced a few months
ago with Tanaasi Coates writing and J.J. Abrams producing and the big rumor was that Michael
B. Jordan would be leading the movie as the men of steel. And MBJ recently addressed the rumors
saying, I appreciate people that think about me in that type of way for these roles. I don't really
have anything more to kind of give on that other than it's just flattering and I appreciate it.
Whoever gets it or if it goes that way, I think it'll be an interesting thing to see.
Roxy, what do you think of Jordan's comments and his not outright denial of the rumor and do you
want to see him in the world?
I was really excited because you know how the world works in mysterious ways. I just became
friends with this guy named Jake Hamilton and then you sent out this rundown and this was
on Jake's takes, which is his show. And I was like, go Jake. That's effing all.
Awesome. And he did a great job with this interview. And it was, it was, it's always great when you see talent get comfortable with somebody because Michael B. Jordan has been asked this question so many times now. He is doing a ton of press right now for what's the Tom Clancy movie? Remorse. Without, without remorse. So he's making the rounds right now. And the fact that, the fact that Michael B. Jordan was willing to even say this for us fans, the fact that he was able to even give us this little bit.
which is essentially saying I'm flattered and I'm not saying anything else,
but this is fun, but not turning it down.
I feel like there is a very good chance we are going to see a Michael B. Jordan Superman movie.
I feel pretty.
And hey, I've been wrong one or two times in the past and one or two times more than that.
But I feel like we're getting this Superman movie.
It just seems to make sense.
Goddard, what do you think about this?
Are we going to be seeing him?
What did you take of his response here?
Like, I'm kind of echoing your sentiments, Roxy, where I'm glad, like, he was nice about it.
Because I remember when Affleck came out with Live By Night or Live By Night, I honestly
still don't know which one it is.
And, like, he is, I think it's Live by Night.
But just like...
New Day.
Yeah.
Live at the Roxy.
We know.
But just like, he directed that movie, and that was supposed to be, like, kind of like his
Oscar Bate movie, you know, following Argo and everything.
And then all, anyone could ask about it.
like, are you directing Batman? Are you directing Batman? And he was like, guys, I'm literally here promoting a movie I actually directed. Can we can you ask questions about that? There's literally a poster behind me about this movie, not Batman. And so I feel like it's kind of the same thing where he's like promoting literally another. It's not like, you know, he's at a random interview or on a red carpet. Like he's, he's at this movie. And so I appreciate his patience and it's nice answer. I'd love to see it. I love my. I love my.
Michael B. Jordan. I'm looking forward to without remorse. Looks a little paint by numbers,
but you know what? We've shown with movies like John Wick and stuff like that, paint my numbers
can still be fun. So I think he'd be a great, great Superman. And I like that JJ and Tanahasi
Coats are behind the scenes already. But no, I don't know if I'm leaning towards if it will
happen because just like DC, I feel like has finally got, they take like two steps forward and
one step back. It felt like they had like their their legs under them with like,
we're not going to do an MCU. We're going to do whatever we want. There's going to be
Joker. There's going to be Batman. There's going to be maybe the DCEU if we're still calling
it that. There might be some Snyder stuff in there. And now like it felt like after the
Snyder cut came out, it was like, well, we don't know what we want to do now anymore. It's like,
why not? You were, you're doing fine. You won Oscars and made a billion dollars, like twice.
Like, do your thing. So I don't know. We'll see.
All right, after all that.
Brett, do you want to see this?
Do you have any thoughts on if we're going to see this?
I'd love to see it.
I just think about the actor and how, if this is true,
how hard it is to keep your fucking mouth shut about it.
Like, you just want to scream it on the mountaintops.
Like, yes, I'm going to be super mad!
But you got to be like, yeah, you know, I don't know, maybe, sure, I guess.
I'd love to, but there's no talk about it.
You've had 100 meetings or something,
and you're just wanting to just like to sit the tip of your tongue.
So that's how I feel a lot of these turn out to be.
It's like, oh, he really wasn't.
He said he wasn't going to be.
You got us again.
So do you think likely right now he is in conversations and meetings about this
that are not coming to light because of legal purposes
or because something hasn't been signed
or because there is a big reveal coming?
Or do you think that he legitimately isn't in that serious of talks yet
and he's just putting out the feelers?
I wouldn't be surprised.
if there's been a little bit of talk,
considering about how much people have talked about
in the world, you know,
about how they'd like to see this.
I guess he's come up many times in this conversation, I believe.
So, you know, you'd think sometimes
that the movie people listen to what the fans are saying,
if they're like, hey, they really want to Michael B. Jordan Superman,
we should really maybe try to lock that down.
So that's my thought,
but we all know that I'm probably one of the biggest experts
in the television industry.
So if you take my word for it, Michael Boy, Jordan's 100% going to be the next Superman.
Do it. Book it.
Just to be clear, I feel like this probably wouldn't be a TV show. I think this would be on
the big screen. So I'm glad that we do have our television.
Did I say TV show?
No, you just said you're one of the biggest experts of the television.
Where are we, Roxy?
It's a good question. We are on the women's trivia, Rocksdown show.
Oh, yes, yes.
Get it. Guys, get in those Shmok.
bots now. Alex, how are you feeling
about this? Do you think that Michael B. Jordan is
already cast as Superman?
I don't think so, not yet. I think they've had
talks, but I think
this, as you say, Rock, this could be a feeler
kind of thing. He still
has Creed 3. He's
directing and starring in that out
next November, 2022.
So he still got that lined up. That'll
keep him busy. And I don't know if
the script's even done yet. And I'm
sure they're also waiting to see how the
suicide squad is
received as well as the Flash next year.
So D.C. still has a lot of things on their plate, and they don't know where they're taking,
or we don't know at least where they're taking their universe just yet.
So I think just preliminary talks like, hey, are you interested?
Sure, I'd be down for it at some point.
But, yeah, I think we'll see him eventually.
I think we think that Michael B. Jordan even wants to do this, though, because, like, we've just
been seeing on every Warner Brothers piece of media, everyone bombing, restore the Snyderverse.
So, you know, if Michael B. Jordan replaces Henry Cavill, like, I, it's like, for me,
it's almost like Ryan Johnson coming back to Star Wars. Like, I want to see it, but why would you
do that besides like a paycheck? I don't know. I definitely, I definitely think he wants to be Superman.
I think he's in a weird position right now. Number one, I think that it is.
is a bazillion actor's dream to be Superman.
Number two, to be the first live action black Superman,
I mean, you have to think about what that could mean to all of the young boys and girls
and people out there who get to grow up watching a black Superman.
And we also just saw the reception with Captain America,
or I guess I'll call it Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
And I think that Michael B. Jordan takes on projects all the time,
where he's like, I get the weight of this project
and I'm ready to do this.
So I think he does want to.
And I think that he's in a tough spot
because as an actor, if you sound over-eager in these interviews,
like, Warner Brothers has eyes everywhere.
DC has eyes everywhere.
They're obviously going to see every single thing he says.
So if you sound too eager in these interviews,
if you are still in talks or negotiations,
they can obviously use that against you.
If it's like, this is the role of a lifetime,
I would do it for dirt cheap.
They're like, oh, would you now?
Oh, okay.
But if you're like, say less.
If you say this isn't really for me, then they can use that too and be like, well, we heard
that you didn't even really want it that bad.
So are you even going to be dedicated to the role?
So no matter what he says, I just think he's walking a tightrope right now where if he does
want it, and you're right then that there is a, there is a world in which he doesn't,
because it is a huge deal and the Snyderverse situation might have deterred him.
There is a world.
I don't think so, but there definitely is a possibility.
if he does want it, he is right now, like, really trying to pitch a perfect game.
Like, okay, don't say too much, don't say too little, let them know that you are interested
and flattered, but don't let them know how bad you actually want it.
And don't let them know you don't want it.
Like dating.
Yeah.
His Tinder profile.
He's the woman's champion and this.
So, yeah, it definitely has got to be really, really challenging for him.
And what's challenging for me is putting together such an incredible,
trivia match for everybody.
And you guys, we need
58 more dollars.
You guys know how good I am at that quick time.
58 more dollars to get to our first trivia question.
So get in that schmobot now.
I don't want to start getting the text from Christian this early.
It's too early in the morning to be hearing from Christian about this.
So y'all help me out and learn more about the female life choices.
I really want these questions, honestly.
Once you laid out this thing, I want these questions.
I want to earn my spot on the World Girl show and be the woman's champion.
You want to be the woman's champion.
Women's champion.
How's what's going on?
Yeah.
Well, let me tell you, Rox.
Let me tell you what else is going on here.
So Mortal Kombat premiered this past weekend.
And it pulled in apparently 3.8 million U.S. households, according to Samba, TV.
who polls, interestingly, audiences in terrestrial TV homes
and those who watch a movie for at least five minutes.
Now that 3.8 million beat the 3.6 million of Godzilla versus Kong,
but it did not beat the 32 million at the box office
that Godzilla versus Kong got in its first weekend,
in its three-day weekend,
because Mortal Kombat only got 23 million in the box office this past weekend.
Roxy, what do you think about Mortal Kombat's
bigger viewership on HBO Max more than King Kong.
Godzilla versus Kong.
So wait, so remember like...
Smooth with Alex.
I tried.
Remember yoga for dummies?
Do that for me and this.
Are you saying that it made more money on HBO but less money in theaters?
Or are you saying...
Yeah, it got more viewership on HBO, less money in theaters.
Okay.
Interesting.
Because I feel like the entire cast of Mortal Kombat was tweeting and Instagramming about like,
let's go, we did better than Kong Godzilla and Wonder Woman.
So I just kind of believed them because, you know, how I feel about looking into things.
Just believe what you see on Instagram.
Right.
Well, they did.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but I'm surprised by that because more people that I personally know went to see Mortal Kombat
in theaters because the pandemic is slowing down and people are going to get.
vaccinated. So I don't actually even know what to make of this. Ben, what do you take from this?
It makes, honestly, it makes total sense for me if Godzilla versus Kong outperformed it in theaters
because I just feel like, just like in a vacuum, I feel like that is the more theatrical
movie, the movie you want to see on the big screen, two big kaijus fighting each other. And also
Godzilla versus Kong didn't have competition like Mortal Kombat does. Mortal Kombat had Demon Slayer
come out this weekend. Demon Slayer, which is now officially the highest grossing anime movie in
history and was the highest grossing movie in Japan in history before. And, you know, it was
months and months overseas before it finally just came out in America this last weekend. So I went
and saw both, but I'm not the normal person. Like, you know, not everyone's going to see two
movies in a weekend. I'm the women's champion. So, you know, I'm going to see multiple things.
But yeah, so.
And also Mortal Kombat's rated R.
Godzilla versus Kong is PG-13.
So, like, we got to, there's a lot of factors that go into it.
But the main thing I really do think is the competition of the box office
is that we finally, we have two big movies coming out.
I know Demon Slayer isn't Mortal Kombat well-known, but it's,
anime's very, very popular.
And that's one of the biggest in the world right now.
And the fact that this movie, like, has been overseas just, like, killing it
and saving cinema as Nolan.
and tried to.
And it finally came out this weekend over here.
Like, that's actually competition.
So, and so it's understandable.
Like, hey, maybe we'll go out to see this.
And then we'll watch this Mortal Kombat at home,
because I don't need to see two ninjas fighting on screen,
like on an IMAX.
The way you started, Ben, as you said,
if we were in a vacuum and we're not.
So did you just, did you feel like there was going to be no implication
from when these came out?
Because obviously one came out prior to the other one.
and vaccinations are happening right now.
Like, I just was under the impression that because we're not living in a vacuum,
that Mortal Kombat was going to do better in theaters because it came out later,
which obviously I was wrong.
But that was just what I was thinking.
You think that that had no impact on the film.
I think honestly, because the reviews were so overwhelmingly positive for Godzilla versus Kong,
and I feel like there's been more, it's mostly positive for Mortal Kombat,
but I have heard more middling things, and it's a video game movie,
So even like the most, you know, uh, normal like moviegoer like,
like, uh, you know, video game movies, they're usually not that great.
Um, and just, you know, there's, uh, the Godzilla versus Kong is in the universe.
So if you like King of the Monsters or Skull Island and stuff like that.
So there's a few other things, but I'm super like, it wouldn't have surprised me either way.
Like if Mortal Kong, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Um, but I don't know.
I, like, they're both kind of in the same categories.
me where it's just like, oh, it was a movie.
But I think just people were ready,
like so ready to go out when Godzilla versus Kong came out.
Because I feel like that was the big, like the first one that was like nationally released.
I was like, let's go.
Yeah.
Let us know at home, which of these movies have you seen in theaters,
which haven't you, are you ready to go back to theaters even yet?
Or did you see both of them like Ben did?
How many questions do you have, Roxy, for the one trivia rocks down?
Too many for us to have not hit $100 yet.
I mean, I have...
We might have to go every 50.
But then I'm giving them too much.
Then they're not even gonna, you know?
But I feel like in these trying times, like every 50 bucks,
like if we get to 500, that's 10 questions.
Like, I'd rather ask 10 questions than 5.
Well, I do have 10.
And I will say to you, Ben,
I have been a woman for a very long time now.
And so I could...
One of my skill sets is actually coming up with questions about women.
So if I have to...
Let's do it.
That's...
I could do as many as I need to do.
Like on the fly, you could totally do this?
Okay, okay, I'll take a word for it.
I could be a fly on the wall.
I could be a wall.
Let's keep going.
I hate a wall.
I haven't seen any of these stage plays, Roxy, so I'm out of this conversation.
Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20.
Mortal Kombat and Godzilla versus Kong were okay films.
I enjoyed the.
but thought they could have been better.
That's my take on these films.
The fights for both films were great,
just wish they were a little longer.
Okay.
I think that means that we officially hit $50.
Think of Ben Goddard's rules and Ben Goddard rules all.
We are going to officially get our first woman's trivia.
Let's do this.
So everybody has your pen and paper?
I'm going to give you guys just like an undisclosed amount of time,
but I'll give you a five-second countdown
just based on what I think you guys are done writing.
Okay.
Question number one
that I would say
90% of women would be able to answer.
Wow.
Name three brands of makeup.
Do do do do.
Malcolm help me out.
Some kind of game show.
Wow, this is even worse
than Mark fucking bird calling in my ear.
Spelling doesn't matter.
Spelling doesn't matter and no JTE rules.
No JTEs? Oh my gosh. I need one for the whole game. I feel like we should each get one.
All right. I'm winding you guys down in 10, 9, 8. Apparently we do a 10 second count down here.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2. Bing, Ming, Bing.
Brett Sheridan. We're coming to you first.
The one who has been married for the longest.
I'm the only one married at all.
Oh, that's good. I think I learned a lot of these are old
makeup companies, but I'm going to say
Mac, Loreale, and
Mabeline. Yeah.
Woo!
Give one point to Brett Sheridan.
All right, Alex Marzonia. What do you got?
I have... Oh, God. Let me turn off my background.
Oh, God.
These are all correct answers.
Are you using green paper?
Trust me, they're all correct.
I have
Sephora, Revlon, and
NYX. Okay. This is
so unfortunate for you, but
Sapphora is a store.
Oh, they do make their own brand,
though. Do they make their own brand?
They do, they have one, yeah,
and see, I know more.
Yep, that counts, that counts. We'll give it to you.
Alex, we definitely go to our right.
Yep, you get them. Yes.
Yeah, yeah. All right, Ben Goddard.
Mac, Revellon, and
Fenty.
Whoa, with the Fenty.
Whoa, with the Fenty.
I mean,
Rihanna is everywhere, man.
Like, you got a, you got a,
you got a rep.
Yeah, I will say,
of all the women's champions right now,
you the trendiest bitch.
Hey.
Really good ones.
Guys, incredibly impressive so far,
incredibly impressive.
Y'all are paying more attention than we know.
With about 40,
35 more dollars, because now 35 more dollars,
we will ask another women's trivia rocks down question.
All right, continuing on with this, though.
Brett, you were telling me that you have not seen these movies.
No, stage plays.
So I can't really comment on these TV shows or stage plays, whatever they are.
Yeah, so, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
This is one of those ones who I'm like, I don't fucking care.
I'm not going to try to play games with you today.
You're right.
You're right, because you're so sincere about playing games every other day that you don't say you care.
I'm not going to try to play games with you.
Always the thing I've cared less about whenever I started this whole thing is like, I don't know.
I'm not getting any of the money and neither is the makeup artist.
So, yeah, go for it.
Make your money.
So I'm for the little guy.
And also I've just got a little, I've got to stay out of the chat because,
when I see somebody say that nobody was talking about Michael B. Jordan being Superman,
I think that's kind of a dong take, that nobody.
No, nobody.
We just talked about it for the whole time.
Oh, no, nobody.
These click-weight sides definitely don't write articles that nobody's talking about
because, you know, that's not their job or anything.
You know, you might be a big fan and may have misspoke,
but sometimes it's just like, listen, just think about the things you say.
All right, anyway.
But it's ironic.
I just don't understand when people say something that's not a fact, as a fact.
That is the opposite of the fact.
All of the sites are talking about this.
Michael B. Jordan himself is talking about this.
He's getting questioned this on junkets and carpets and everywhere he is.
And I did a show for seven years called DC Movie News.
And I mean, this has come up for years.
consistently all of the time, even before this most recent round of it.
So those are facts.
It's not a fact that he's going to be Superman.
It's a fact that people are talking about it.
And when people at home say that nobody's talking about it,
that's, I guess the opposite of the fact would be a lie.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
It's a lie, sir.
You're like straight to our screen, sir.
I would laugh if this guy actually never interviewed Michael B. Jordan and this was completely fake.
It's like, yeah, so I was interviewing Michael B. Jordan for his new movie and we talked about Superman and it was a great conversation.
And everyone was like, who, who are you? What? You were here?
It was on video. I watched it with my own eyes. I know.
They've got that incredible deep fake, which we know based on previous companies we work for can be really,
Oh, true.
Scary.
Yeah, that is scary.
But I want to be deep faked so bad.
Deep clip out.
Deep fake me like one of your French girls.
That was funny.
Okay, that was very funny.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Oh, my barometer has always been.
It's always been.
That was really good.
Every time, every time I try to do.
The merometer.
Immediately.
Know when you have the hardest critic in the room,
because your eyes go to them every time.
And you guys can't tell them.
Every time I say something, look at them.
Look at them.
That was good.
And you don't crack easy.
Well, especially because, like, French girls is like,
it's such a, like, that joke has been around for literally 25 years.
And so to do a French girl's joke and for it to work that well, very impressive.
Very impressive.
Thank you.
You know what people wish had been along around for 25 years because they could use that extra
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It's kind of like really, that should be the women's chair.
Carl donated $20.
Hello, all.
Thank you.
Just wanted to support my fellow Jewelady Roxy.
I saw Godzilla versus Kong and more.
combat at home and thought both were okay. I'm wondering if not seeing them in a theater with people is causing this feeling. Finally getting my first dose next week.
Well, good luck with your first dose. It's definitely worth it. Glad that you finally saw it in theaters. Hell yeah, to Jews. And we need 20 more dollars to get to our next women's champion question. It's very important. It's a very important one. I have to win this. I have to win this. I don't even know if you're going to
get to play. I know. That's the thing.
Like I, I, it's,
this next question I will say is
an unfortunate one.
Oh, God. Oh, geez.
Because I just don't know. Are there any five point
women questions on here?
This one's not a five pointer, but the thing
is, you know when you know
something, because you've known it since you were a kid,
and you just don't know who knows it and who doesn't,
y'all either know this
or you do not know this.
And I'm just not sure.
I'm really, really just truly not sure.
Oh, one of them I'm going to have to leave the room for it, but not this next one.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, I really showed up to show out.
Show up to show out.
And you guys need to come help bring that support.
Alex, until then, though, tell me what else is going on in the world of, and I really should be asking Brett because we know he is the expert.
But entertainment, what's happening?
Yeah, let me tell you, Rocks.
Yeah.
So another round won the Best International Feature film last Sunday at the Oscars.
And now Appian Way, co-founder Leonardo DiCaprio, will produce an American remake of the film.
So, Roxy, what do you think about American remakes in general and Leonardo DiCaprio doing a remake of this acclaimed Danish movie?
I would like to know what that incredible speech-giving director says about this.
Because to me, it's a little bit of a woof.
I wish it wasn't taking place.
But if the creative team behind it is into it, then I'm happy for them if this gets more recognition of the movie.
You know, sometimes like a movie like upside.
Is that the movie?
Yes.
Okay.
of the untouchables.
Right.
So I saw Upside.
And when I heard about Upside, I didn't even know that there was an original movie.
And so sometimes that does happen where it gives, where it shares light on a movie because us dumbass Americans often don't know about foreign films.
And by us, I specifically mean me.
Often foreign films miss me.
And so this sometimes can be helpful for me.
But at the same time, this just one, people know about it right now.
And I would hope that if you were interested in the story, you would just see this movie,
not wait for the American version of this movie.
So I'm definitely conflicted on it because if the creative team wants it,
because it brings more light than I'm excited for them.
But it just seems like one of those, we are one world.
Why can't we watch each other's movies?
Why do we have to put them in our cold?
in order to enjoy them.
That seems a little off to me.
Ben, I saw you audibly, like, you kind of, ugh.
I'm guessing you're not into this.
No, like, I mean, exactly what you're saying is, like,
is it that hard to read subtitles, guys?
You guys loved Inglorious Bastards.
You loved Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
Like, go watch these movies.
They're very good.
It's okay.
Like, I remember, is the American Parasite still happening?
Like, is that remake still going on?
Because I heard about that.
They're continuing the story within the parasite universe.
They're not remaking it straight up.
Got it, okay.
But yeah, I think that is still happening.
Like, I feel like there's one good example of this, and that's the departed.
And that's because Scorsese did it and, like, changed a lot about it.
Like, there's a lot of similarities in the story, but there's a lot of differences, too.
But other than that, it's just like, go watch the movie.
It's on Hulu right now.
literally right there. You're like, you don't need to go to some independent small art house
theater to go see it. It's literally on your computer waiting for you to watch it. Go, like,
go, go, go watch it. That's all I got to say. I don't know why we need an English or American or
whatever you want to call it remake. And even like from a, uh, a box office standpoint is like,
hey, we're remaking this Danish foreign film that won international best picture. That's a billion dollar
project right there. It's probably not going to make that much money. So I don't even, I don't
understand any side of this at all. I will stand up for the slow readers of the group for a second and just
say, I actually am incredibly nervous to watch movie with subtitles all the time. I'm partially dyslexic.
It takes me a really long time. And I do not go to theaters to watch subtitle movies because I have
to pause a lot because I'm really, really slow. And I really try to make it not to turn me for
watching, you know, like this year at Dot Minari was one of the best movies I've ever seen.
It was so, so incredible. But I saved it for later to watch because I was like, I am, I'm slow.
I'm one of the only people I knew who, Parasite, I could not keep up with. I missed so much
of the movie because there's a ton of action going on while you're trying to read. And I was
seeing it in theaters. And I was, I walked out and I was so frustrated because I was,
like I missed so much of that dialogue. That dialogue seemed really important and I just could not
keep up. And so I will say that I feel you guys, this is a me problem, not a creator problem.
And so what I just try to do is instead of pissing myself off and going to theaters to see it,
stay home. And if you know that if you're embarrassed by your reading skills like I am, I sit there
and I pause and then I'll hit play or I'll sit there and I'll put it on like 0.75 speed or something.
because I feel you guys.
I actually am sympathetic to us, us ignits,
because I have a hard fucking time.
I do, too.
I'm not, I mean, I don't have any disrespect for subtitled films.
I just, it's very hard for me if it has a lot of dialogue.
I think there's a lot of films at work that are very emotional.
I think Parasite was pretty good in terms of I didn't have to read a lot to get it.
I think a lot of that was emotionality and you could see this, you know, the scenes and things.
But yeah, if it's a ton of dialogue, what was it?
Run low, La Run. Great one.
That one didn't have any talking hardly at all in it.
I love that one.
But yeah, it's, I'm with you, Roxy.
It's tough.
And I think that to say that subtitled film suck, that's a different take.
But saying, yeah, I have a hard time reading them.
There are people that have a hard time reading.
More Schone has donated $20.
I think the world would be a less.
a place without the bird cage.
Also, the final questions from
inside the actor's studio kind of
qualify as a remake of a foreign
production. Huh? Okay.
The bird cage is a remake
as well, and someone said, let me...
The final questions from inside
the actor's studio count as a foreign
production? I think
they were, somebody else did them.
Because he says, as the so-and-so,
I think he says, as the French so-and-so
used to ask everybody, there's
some line, somebody put it in
the chat, but he does preface it by saying that these are not questions he came up with.
These were used in a different medium, I believe.
I haven't seen inside the actor's studio quite some time.
I do want to get Alex's opinion on this, but I will say, guys, we did officially hit
our first $100.
That is the slowest it's taken us to hit $100 ever since I've hit.
I mean, no.
You just see me here and actually probably been here and honestly probably Alex here.
Brett could be here no matter what we make.
Then please support us.
Show up, show out.
We're going to do another question every 50.
So let's get those rolling through ASAP.
Before we do that, though, Alex, what do you think about this?
Do you think that this remake is a good idea, bad idea, somewhere in between?
Somewhere in between for me.
I think it's the timing of it.
Like, it just won the award.
And I think if it gave it a little bit more time, let people discover it
and not have to wait for this remake of it,
I think it would have been a better move.
Apparently, Thomas Winterberg has commented on this.
I'm trying to find the quotes, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
But, I mean, if it's Leo, it could be another award contender
if he does end up starring in it.
So I can see why he wants to produce it.
It could be another, it could be a best picture.
Would that be frustrating for it to win best picture, like, and not, like, as, like, if it wins, like, best picture?
Like, would that be frustrating?
Because I feel like that would be ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I also think, like, that, you know, we heard the director talk about how much his daughter love the story and what it meant to him after losing his daughter and whatnot.
So maybe he just wants more eyes and ears on it, and maybe it winning best picture would be, like, his dream.
I really would like to hear from him to know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you'll find that quote, I'd really love to hear it, Alex.
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Me?
I said, okay.
Oh, good.
Billiard would donated $25.
I'm here to do my part.
Thank you, really.
Also, Oxy, I heard you say you like Flora Bama Shaw, me, and my girlfriend love that show.
What do you think of the season so far?
Obsessed with Flora Bama's show, I love the season,
Wish Nils.
This is a rude thing to say.
Wish Nilsa wasn't pregnant because she's so fun on the show, and when she's not,
drinking, stupid shit doesn't happen nearly as often. So just as a fan, it's a bummer to watch her be so
happy. Is that the one where someone died? Is that the show?
Did someone die on one of these shows or something like that from drinking too much?
Huh. Or was that party down? I don't know. I actually don't know what you're talking about.
Did he Kaiser work on, Florida Bama Shore?
Laura Bama Shore is the, did you say Kaiser? Yeah. Yeah, that's his. Yeah. Yeah. Of course you
would. Of course. It's a very Kaiser show. I text some questions all the time. He's stonewall.
It's unbelievable. I need to know and he doesn't let me know. I love this season. And thank you so
much for your support. Okay, we are getting to our next women's trivia rocks down questions.
So, y'all, I really don't know. You guys might know this easy. You might not know it at all.
Okay. Tampons come in sizes. Name one of the sizes.
In 10.
Nine.
Eight.
What?
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
I'm going to go full mean girls here.
Okay.
Alex Marzonia.
We're starting with you.
I'm being boring.
Just saying medium.
No question mark.
The name is actually incorrect.
But I understand where you were going with that.
Ben Goddard.
heavy flow
it's closer but still incorrect
Brett Sheridan
they are in terms of your flow
and there's light
regular and but I don't
it's not heavy the other one
I got I just put regular
because it's the but I don't
regular it's only one it's light
regular super
super plus and gold crop
yeah
what
Brett is officially
making his way
as women's champion right now
compared to Alex and Ben's one point.
If you guys want to give Alex and Ben the chance
to actually overtake the women's champion title,
then we've got to get $20 more.
I need $20.
Right now.
Right now.
And no men should be embarrassed buying tampons
for your significant other because it's like,
I'm with somebody.
I'm sorry they're having their period right now,
but I'm still got somebody, you know.
Yeah.
I've always wondered about why they did call them
this. I guess it's because nobody wants to put
something like called like extra large
inside of them that's maybe scary
so I always thought that was interesting.
Jake underscore I a confetta donated
$100. Wait, why
is Goddard cosplay as a 1970s
serial killer? That
mustache is almost as terrifying
as PLDs.
Thank you Jake. Yeah, that's
awesome. So that gets us
two more questions.
Two more questions. All right.
Okay.
We're going to go with these.
Jake Yacoletti, you're always the best.
I appreciate you for letting them play this game.
All right, we are officially at 2.30, guys,
if you want to get to another question,
don't forget, $20 more, get them in now.
I do like those sizes because it's like,
oh, I'm not having a regular period.
I'm having a super period.
Yeah, but actually when you say it,
it's like, oh, I'm not having a regular period.
I'm having a super period.
Yeah, I know.
Put a positive spin on it.
Totally feel you.
But I'm telling you, it's not what it's wrong.
Retrospectively, I don't think anyone wants to buy a heavy flow on a box.
All right, question.
What does, what is a NUBA ring in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I hope you guys at home are playing along.
Don't just laugh at them.
Take out your pen and pad, y'all.
Women out there laughing at this one.
Ben Goddard, coming to you first.
It's birth control, isn't it?
Yeah, that is what it is.
It's birth control that you insert in your vagina
instead of take like a pill.
Yeah, I didn't know how much you want.
Brox, you can let me explain it what it all.
Go ahead, Brett.
I put contraception, which is the more technical term.
And sometimes they can accidentally slip onto your penis
like a like a cockering.
Yeah, it's dislodged.
It's true.
The dislodging process is no fun for anyone.
Alex, what did you get?
I have a form of birth control.
Alex, your face said that you didn't know, but you knew.
I know.
I put the question mark too.
Oh, challenge.
Challenge, you put the question mark.
It doesn't count.
Yeah, well, I was kind of with you that.
Don't question yourself, Alex.
You could be the women's champion just as well as anybody else.
When it comes to birth control,
don't put a question mark after it.
I think Brett's gone, by the way.
That was a good one, Ben.
That was a good one.
Oh, yeah, I can't ask Brett this question.
Did Brett freeze again?
Okay, we got to do stories because Brett's in the lead.
I don't want to try and steal this game from if his computer froze again.
Yeah, well, he just had so much new Vering knowledge that it just, I mean, that's, his birth
was controlled.
The women's Illuminati was like, we can't have men giving away all our secrets right now.
We're going to take him off.
Take him off the show.
That is amazing.
And also I might have to come up with some more questions soon.
I know we owe you guys one more, but $20 more, and then you will officially get two more questions.
Oh, Ben, you just appeared for me for a second.
I got really nervous.
No, I'm not going.
I'm here to win it, maybe.
Okay.
I found that, uh, that quote for you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me hear.
Yeah, Thomas Vinterberg says, um, of course, I enjoy the fact that there are,
are more and more readers of subtitles in the United States. It informs the possibility of culture
to move across borders in different ways. Having said that, it's still very limited. I don't think
this is only about trying to make this understandable to people who can't read subtitles. I see this
as an artistic project where someone is using the text as a starting point and developing it into
something else. It's a different culture. It's not only a different language. And so I think in that way,
yeah, I think in that way, I'd be okay with this being remade. Maybe the, the, the, the, the,
the Americans culture can be input into this instead of the Danish culture.
And I think that's what a lot of American...
P-LD donated $50.
Always worth donating to see Goddard lose.
Oh, hi, Ben.
Go Brett and Alex.
We all know Jake would come in last place.
Last place.
I swear, next time when PLD comes to L.A. for a Shmoid on event,
I'm going to hire some goons to steal his queen hat
and then I'm going to film it being burned
and then he's going to just lose his mind.
You've thought about this too much, Ben.
I have. I've thought about it a lot.
All right, I owe you guys two more.
Although, Alex, what you just said was interesting
and I do want to get back to that,
but because Brett is officially back.
Here are two more questions.
What does the number in a bra size stand for?
Right.
See, these are too easy.
I think I've got a bit of a clarification on this, but I'll just say it in my answer.
Like, what is, what is the number representative of?
And five, four, three, two, one, we're back to Brett starting.
Well, there's two numbers. There's their band size and the cup size, right?
So that's what I was saying.
One of them's a number and one of them's a letter.
Oh, that's right. That's right. So then, yeah, it would be the cup size.
Did he write it down? I said banned and cup, but I thought it was like 32B.
I thought it was like how much it, how small it was around here. I buy my wife brawes all the time for some reason.
So I'm going to say no on that one. Wait.
How is coming to you next?
I think that's at least a half a point.
Might be able to challenge, but Alex, what is yours?
Is it the chest size and inches?
Kind of.
I put cup size.
Okay, so no to that.
I think Alex is the closest.
So the cup size would be A.
Oh, oh.
And the number would be how inches around.
Oh.
So like 30 to 1.
So you're wrong, Roxy.
The number is the band size.
The band.
The cup is.
You said it's the cup size, I thought.
No, no, I say cup size and I got it wrong.
Oh, okay.
No, you're wrong, Roxy.
I'm going to give out.
Well, no, I was being, I was very confused because I had both.
Wasn't it?
The number and I was thinking the number and the-
Glasses crew donated $25.
Let's keep this women's trivia championship going.
Always love supporting Roxy.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Who is that coming from?
Glasses crew.
Yes, classes crew.
All right, so we still have two more questions to do.
Yeah, we do.
All right, I'm going to give them to you guys right now.
Let's see.
Okay.
Oh, this is just a this or that.
Are there more men or women in the world?
All right, in three.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't know.
It's like a 50-50 answers.
Like, I've got to think about it, but.
Oh, my gosh.
Alex, come to you first.
Women. W.
Ben?
Women.
Brett?
You are all wrong.
There are more men in the world than there are women.
As of 1954, there are more men.
There are 102 men for every 100-ish women.
But would we have, we got better points for not saying men, right?
Yes.
Yeah, thank you voting.
Yes, you officially have cast your vote for women, which makes you guys the women's champion.
Okay, I hope you guys let us know.
How are you playing long?
Ryan Payne donated $50.
Showing my support to the best Sien host.
Okay, honestly, Roxy, you're tied with Steph.
Routing for Brett to win the trivia.
Alex, you better dance like Mads Mikkelson by the end of the show if you're going to keep that photo behind you.
I will take second place to Steph any day.
I appreciate you.
And I want to let you guys know that that men, women's one is kind of a trick question.
The only reason I found out the answer to it is because, you know, anytime women are,
women are fighting for our rights and people say, you're not even the minority.
You're the majority.
You're the majority.
And so I started looking it up and I was like, bitch, we are not the majority.
I could like possibly challenge.
I'm looking at this right now because like that's very shocking to me.
504 men to 496 women are born, but men die earlier, so it evens out.
So I could say 50-50 that there's even because we die faster.
That's why I thought women, because women have a longevity, more longevity than men.
It's a fair challenge.
Let's check him with the, no, challenge overruled.
Honestly, it doesn't make a difference because you all said the same thing.
Yeah, it's true.
Current score is Brett and Alex both at three and Bennett two.
Yep.
So we have a couple more questions to do.
One of them I have to go run and grab,
or two of them I have to go run and grab something for.
Oh, wow.
But I'll do that in a little bit.
Okay.
According to a daily male poll and every woman I know,
what is the least favorite word amongst women?
Whoa.
What are women's number one least favorite word collectively?
Is this a question you have?
I want to put my hands up.
Oh, hands up.
Five, four.
Hey, Siri.
Two.
One, I think we're starting with Brett again.
Is it moist?
Moist would absolutely be stressed.
I did say moist, too.
Let's go to triple moist.
Oh, my God, all those too.
We listen.
You know, bitches be hating moist.
Bitches be hating moist.
And bitches.
They hate that one, too.
I actually don't have a problem with the word moist, which I feel like I'm one of the only people I knew.
But I did think that this was an interesting poll.
So Daily Mail did a whole roundup of the least favorite words.
And so moist did come in first place.
but for no points at all, can you guys guess what came in second place?
Do I have to spell it out?
No.
The second most hated word among women is squirt.
Oh, okay.
Same genre.
It goes, boys squirt, panties,
chunky, which is ironic because I want to be all the chunk.
Curred and flat.
Curd, like curds in way, like cheese curds?
Yeah, C-U-R-D, curd.
Okay.
I thought that was kind of wild.
Like flap?
In flap.
I guess like, like, yeah, like flap, but like your flaps.
Wow.
I guess that's where that comes from.
Okay, you guys are owed one more.
All right.
And then I will run and grab my thing for the next one.
By the way, we are currently 45.
dollars away. Yep, $45
away from that 400
mark. Get them in, guys, because
I want to see who's going to win this woman's champion.
What question number is this?
I've skipped around a little, but
This is going to be number seven.
Seven? Okay, cool. All right, so we're good then.
Seven, yeah, because it's 350 right now, so that's seven
questions for sure. Okay.
Here is the question.
On average,
How many days a month does a woman have her period?
You could give a small range if you need to.
How many days does a woman have her period?
Small range.
I'm going to grab my thing while you guys are thinking.
Ah!
Penns down, hands up.
Alex, I'm starting with you.
I'm going four to six?
Definitely in range.
Alex gets the point.
I said three to six.
Nope, in range.
gets the point. I didn't put a range. I just put five.
Totally gets the point. Good job, guys. A lot of people will,
I was looking up stats. A lot of men believe that women have their periods for two weeks a month.
Nope. Really? Yep, that is not the case.
I guess. Thank God, am I right, fellas?
Right. I guess a lot of women tell a lot of men that they often have their period.
Yeah. And so men took that as what it is. All right.
There's the luteral phase. There's the, okay, where are we going here?
Okay, for my next demonstration, we're not there yet, but I just want you guys to know I have
something ready for you guys whenever we hit that next. What do we need? 30, about 45 more dollars.
Because we are caught up then, you said, based on that math. Yeah, we are good. So we got seven. That was,
we're at 355 guys, $45 to the next question. And that was seven questions. So we are
Good to go.
Checking in right now, I'm going to let you guys know.
Brett and Alex are tied at five piece.
And Ben is...
So mad about that bra question.
Yeah, me too.
This is anyone's game.
Yeah, but Brett kind of tried to argue that he deserved it
when he straight up did not.
He didn't at all.
When you said number, I thought number and letter.
Like, I thought collectively, like, yeah, that's my fault.
It's on me.
I thought you were just asking, what is the...
When you get a bra, what does it stands for?
The best part, though, was, and then he said, no, you're wrong.
I didn't say that.
I said they're saying you're wrong in the chat.
And that's what I was saying.
How dare they defend?
Even when you were explaining it, I was confused again.
Because I was like, wait, no, it's the, yeah, no, that's just me being old and confused.
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Maybe you should protect your privacy a little better, Brett.
I did so much. I, I, I, I, I reinstalled Skype. I did this pram reset and it was working. I don't, it's not the computer. Like, have you thought about just getting like, because I mean, we're on Skype. So have you thought about just like setting your phone up like, you know, getting a little cheap stand and something like that? I might have to do that because it's something, because my computer runs stream yards and all that all that all day long. And it's, I think it's a scout thing. We'll figure it out people. I want you guys to know, this is the text message that I received from Winston during this game. All capital.
letters. Why was the woman's challenge not on a day I'm there? Why are these scrubs competing and I'm not?
Cup is letter. Number is backslash band size. Scrubs, Broxie scrubs. I should have got that one right.
Listen, you live, you learn. This is the point. And that's one that takes people a long time to
learn because you think like a 34 or 36D is bigger than a 32, but that's not the same size
boob, different size around.
Important information to know for all sexes, all sexes.
I would like that's the thing is I knew it wasn't cup size.
I just didn't know what the number was.
I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm going to put cup.
I know it's not because like I know the term like, oh, I'm a D cup.
I'm a B cup.
Like I know that.
But I just didn't know what the number was for.
I'm not going to leave a blank board.
Never leave a blank board.
No blank boards.
Yep.
I'm with you on that.
No blank boobs either.
No.
I don't know.
All support.
That was, yeah.
We're going to move on from that.
You want to have a blank boob.
That's good, too.
Free the nip.
Yes.
Free the nip.
I've never been more behind an Instagram hashtag in my life, right?
It is weird.
It is weird that.
Strange thing.
Yeah.
For all of the reasons.
But that's a different conversation.
Like even like even Roxy like Twitch their terms of service like I don't think you can be a male shirtless on there.
But I saw some girl like body painting her boobs and I was like this is okay.
Like I'm not complaining.
Go get your money.
But I don't know what the rules are.
I don't know.
And then sometimes Instagram.
Does this happen for you as you're scrolling through your feed and Instagram will blur content and say like sensitive content?
But then those aren't nips usually because I'll click on them to see and it's not usually nips.
Twitter will do that too
or it's like, oh, the following is a very
sensitive response and it'll be like,
yeah, okay.
Like, I was like, oh, I was like, oh,
I was like, something terrible.
They do weird shit like that.
Twitter really doesn't have, the people who are working
at Twitter, I mean, bless them for all the
things they have to do, but, you know, I saw this
thing on Twitter. It was like,
everybody, everybody is
wishing actress Amber Hurd,
happy birthday.
And the hashtag was like, happy birthday,
Amber heard.
And everybody was like,
hope you fucking jump off a cliff
and, you know, Twitter
categorizes it as like everyone's, oh my
God, everyone's thing, happy Thursday.
And it was like, oh, boy,
who ever worked at Twitter on that one was not
looking through these tweets.
Speaking of looking through things, guys, I'm looking
right now with the fact that we need 45 more
dollars to get to our next women's question.
We have to figure out who is the woman's champion.
And I have a little bit of a show and tell
to do next. So,
y'all, get those
schmobots in, get
them in loud, get them in proud.
Going back to what Alex was talking about before with that sentiment, I know that was a little
bit ago, but Ben, did that make you feel a bit better about possibly seeing an American
like who's to say anything if literally the director and creator of this project that's
like so near and dear to his heart.
If he supports it, I support it fully.
Like, that's really all there is to say about it.
If he's like all about if he and like he's, he said it so beautifully.
Like I'm all about exploring foreign film, but he knows that there's, you know, a language
barrier and like you said even
even like a subtitle barrier even if you want
to explore foreign film it could be difficult for
people to read subtitles with dyslexia
or just like reading slow
and it could really take you out of the film
pausing it like you know a big
conversation or dramatic moment
so if he supports it then obviously I do
there's nothing else to say honestly
who bends in support of any
artist who supports the art yeah
right Alex what else is going on
um let's get
do you want to get to stream labs
just because, okay, let's do it.
Oh, Breaking News.
Caitlin Deaver, cast as George Clooney
and Julia Roberts' daughter and Ticket to Paradise.
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
That's still your girl, Alex?
Still my girl.
How's it going?
Still Simping.
Not great.
Simpany?
Oh, my God.
Alex.
I just thought of your next off.
Big Simping.
We spanned and cheese.
Check it out now.
Big Simping.
It's easy.
This is Alex's next hit.
That is you need, oh, I just thought of the million-dollar idea for Alex.
He's not going to even take me up on it.
But, you know, symphony ain't easy.
Yeah, that's what you should be doing.
Okay.
I'll put it down on my song ideas note.
And then we'll see what happens there.
Thank you for that breaking news.
Talk to me about the streammab.
It was important.
We needed to address it.
All right.
So, Stream Labs.
from Joe O'K.
Guys, $45 away, I need to catch up.
I need to tie this game.
We got us to get going.
There needs to be a betting round
where I can catch up and they lose points.
We'll make the last one.
You can bet all of your points.
Yes, I'm going big.
All right.
Joe O.K. says,
archaeologists in Egypt uncovered a tomb
containing a mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnut.
They believed it to be the remains of the long-lost
Pharaoh Rocher.
Ah, you like that one, Ben.
All the love from Europe.
No, Ben didn't even crack a smile on that one.
No, I love.
Is Rocherra a chocolate and hazelnut thing?
Oh, it's so good.
Oh.
It's not bad.
I just, I don't know what Rocher is, so I miss me.
You got to get some.
And it was funny thing is I thought Alex was still reading like headlines from the, from the email.
And I was like, oh, what's going on here?
This is a what now?
I haven't seen Faro Rocher.
Is it subtitled?
That was, that was good.
I enjoyed that.
Quick thing, in Skype here, I'm not seeing the sarcasm anymore here in this clapping.
What fuck, Skype?
Yeah, what's going on?
What do you mean?
They change it?
They changed it.
It's a regular guy.
I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got sarcastic clap.
Excuse me, look at mine.
Look at mine.
Okay, I don't think the people at home can see any of this, though.
Right?
Box he's happy.
Yeah, I've got a happy clap.
Can they see any of this?
Can you have a...
No, they can't see.
No.
But I only have...
We're just doing Skype email.
And it's confused right now.
We have these reactions in Skype.
And there's this clapping person who...
I don't know how Ben has done it,
but he overrode the system because right now,
Brett, Alex, and My's clapper's looks like a smiling little shit.
And Ben's is the most sarcott.
And Ben and Malcolm's.
What?
That's how mine used to be.
Why do y'all have a different clapper?
Well, how do you slack more than the five that they offer?
That's got to be in the...
I'm not going to mess with my Skype, actually, to tell you the truth.
It's working.
I'm not going to touch it anymore.
Should I do an ad read quick so I can be saved for the...
I don't even know.
Brett, you and I were in two different worlds just now.
Yeah, you guys were uncut gems.
Like, everyone was talking at once.
Brett, what was your joke?
We'll see if it was better than my...
Oh, no, I was just saying,
I don't want to start messing with my Skype
or it's going to shut down.
so you guys mess with all the emotes as much as you want.
I'm not touching my computer again.
Oh, I declared that I wanted the clap
and then immediately looked at Ben to laugh, but he didn't.
Oh, yeah.
That is not a female trivia rocks down question.
And then I said it again because that desperate for love.
Oh, so.
And what movie does a rock star sing The Clap?
Rock of Ages.
get him to the Greek.
Oh, that's one of Alda Snow's
big songs, the clap. I don't even remember it. I did like that movie, though.
It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's decent.
It's an okay album.
No, cool.
Decent soundtrack.
You only get to speak when you show your face.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not true. We want to hear from you all the time. Alex, but right now I want to hear from the people.
What are they saying?
Because they're not speaking with their wallets in the schmobot right now, and we need them too.
So tell me about the street labs.
All right.
Inappropriate gay dude says, happy Tuesday, you gorgeous beasts.
Roxy, your eyes are seriously popping today.
You got me questioning my sexuality.
Question for the panel.
Which Muppet do you most identify with?
Oh, that's good.
Ben, do you know yours?
I'd like to say I have Kermit's anxiety.
I don't think I have like Kermit's charm or likability.
because that's a tough bar to clear.
But I definitely have like his anxiety and like his,
wha-ha!
Brett?
I wish I had like Dr. Teeth's persona.
Brett, that was going to be my answer.
Come on, man.
I'm probably one of the,
one of the two old dudes up in the balcony screaming.
What's, uh, uh,
Oh, Statler and Waldorf?
I'm either Stattler or Waldorf, whichever one.
I'll be a statler to Brett's Waldorf
because we're usually the most cynical
on the panel.
I don't know what, am I fucking Miss Piggy or some shit?
No, you're in the band too.
I don't know where her name is, but she's the one that's like this man.
She's really gloomy.
What's your name?
I'm a stoner chick.
Yeah, she's the best.
She's in Dr. Teeth band.
I really love it's not easy being green.
Oh.
That song just slaps in so.
many ways. Yeah, have you seen the making of the, with like the puppet and like how they did it?
It's wild. Like, I think it's on YouTube, Roxy. Go like, go YouTube just the making of that song.
I think the dude's like underwater like in scuba gear like with the with like the puppet and stuff.
It's crazy how they film that. The stars last night showed me this puppet video that I had never seen that I had 100 million years.
For Oxy Love It When You Host. Crushing it as always.
Who was that person?
Right, if you didn't see, it's Janice.
Janice, yes.
Yes, Zastardt.
And the electric mayhem.
And you're Janice.
She's the best.
Oh, Janice.
No, no, she's like this, man.
You got Miss Piggy sass for sure, Roxy.
Like, you do have Janice's, like, laid-back demeanor as well,
but you got a little, you got a Miss Piggy side as well.
Thanks, friends.
The puppet thing that the Star showed me last night,
you guys all know that, like, that puppet thing that,
uh is like uh, uh, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape, Snake.
Dumbledore. Yeah, whatever that is. I didn't know it's your time and they were all
thinking at one point. I was like, what are you all fucking singing? Uh, it's this puppet thing. I don't know.
It's like a two minute after. It's just not my day. I'm just losing everything.
Check out the two minute ass and trip. You need it because I did too. Uh, we are currently
$35 away from our next one after this, but for now we've got to show.
Show and towel.
Oh, okay.
Okay, this is the show and towel, guys.
What is this?
Ben underscore Ena donated $20.
Hi, gang, Roxy, you're killing it today.
What's the panel's favorite survival movie?
Mine is cast away with Tom Hanks.
Oh, hi, Brett.
Let's get more questions.
Take that one.
Malcolm remind us to answer that in a little bit.
Yeah.
Great.
And tell me who it was from again.
That was Ben Rayner.
Ben Rayner, thank you so much.
All right.
So what is this?
So this is what it looks like.
Yeah.
And then you open it, and this is what it looks like on the inside.
What is this?
Oh, we're writing it down?
Yeah, because remember that's the game, Brad.
What is this?
Oh, I've got this.
It's, uh...
Close note of the color.
Oh, wait.
Like, how specific do we need to be?
Oh.
It's got one name.
So I don't know.
I answer your question.
Okay.
Like, are we asking like, I don't know.
All right.
In five, four.
Repeat the question.
I'm using my repeat.
Okay, get one.
I get one.
What is this?
It's a hoopla.
It's a hoopla.
Hula, but yeah.
Well, I'm calling it a hoopla.
It's a hoopla.
Got a few different guesses in the chat.
Don't look at that, though.
All right.
Well, now, well, I wasn't, but now I want to.
In five, four, three.
Alex, what are you doing with your name?
I'm so frustrated because I want to get this right.
I'm way too competitive.
This is the dumbest, fun and I'm just like, I need to win.
Okay.
It's going to be the women's.
Loser. Let me go last this time.
All right. All right. Alex.
I could change my name. No, let's.
I have makeup, but it's bronzer.
It is bronzer.
It is color. And I was like, wait, it can't be like browner.
It is bronzer. What did we do, guys?
I had foundation and I change it to bronzer.
That's why I use my repeat, baby.
Wow.
Did you do that just now or you did it during?
What? No.
Okay.
All right.
I literally, I wrote it at like the last second, but yeah.
You get it.
I literally wrote it the last second.
I give up.
No, I said it's a base.
I don't know.
It's like a powdered base.
I hear what you're saying.
Guys, that was a really interesting round for you.
I was on the makeup crew.
I was looking at, I thought you meant compact.
Like, I was going to write compact.
Would that count as like a compact?
That's what I was asking.
A compact usually has a mirror in it.
Like a compact would be just like a...
Does that not have a mirror in it?
No, no, no.
Like, that's what a compact would be.
Like, it would be like a circle mirror as a compact with usually a thing.
I guess you could call...
No woman would call this a compact.
Yeah, because they're like little, like they're like thin and like...
Yeah, I guess.
Like, it would be more like something like this where it would look like...
Yeah, yeah.
Then you would open it and it's like...
Literally, it's compacted.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
But that would have been, I guess, technically not wrong, but also not totally right either.
Here's why this was such an interesting, why this was such an interesting round is because
officially what just happened was that Alex took the lead here because now Brett and Ben are
tied. Yeah, one, two, three, four, five. You guys are tied at five points of pieces.
I also would like to say that Alex, again, we need to stop with the two answers, guys. You can't put makeup and
bronzer. The reason I accepted it, I do agree with you. And if he had just put makeup, I wouldn't,
but it is a type of makeup that is bronzer. So I gave it to him, but I'm with you. And Alex,
you will be penalized in the future if you make the same mistake. Okay. Sorry, I just want to know,
what is the difference? I'm curious. Between makeup and bronzer? Yeah. Is, aren't, isn't a bronzer a type of
like? Yes, it is. So that would be like things, sports, that would be like writing sports football.
Okay, okay.
You know?
You asked, yeah, you asked for the color and I was like, okay, cool.
No, I said, look at the color.
And the reason I said that is because some people might have called this blush,
but it's not because it's a flush color.
It's bronze.
So it's bronze.
Gotcha, got you, gotcha.
Hey, people in the chat, I didn't cheat.
And she was writing one.
That's why it looked like I was doing this.
I was trying to, and I was like, I don't even have time to erase.
So I crossed it out in a bronzer.
That's why I crossed it out.
Ben got a very trustworthy man.
He is a very trustworthy man.
I'm playing fucking schmowdown virtually for a fucking year.
I'm not cheating.
What I also believe is that if he was going to cheat,
it wouldn't have looked like he was cheating.
If he was going to cheat,
you would have done it more smoothly than that.
So Malcolm,
tell me again,
what was the question that was asked by Ben Roan?
What's your favorite survival movie?
Oh.
What is your favorite survival movie?
Does Swiss Army Man count?
I'd say maybe the gray.
The gray would be up there for me.
Liam Neeson fighting wolves.
What do you think, Brett, best survival movie?
No.
Oh, wait, does Jurassic Park count?
Oh, if it does, that's a good one.
But if Jurassic Park counts, like, does Indiana Jones count?
Like, I think the Martian would probably be closer.
I'm looking at these.
That's a good answer.
Yeah.
I don't think Indiana Jones counts because it's like a globe-trotting movie.
Yeah.
Gravity, a survival movie?
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Marriage story.
Yeah, gravity of sure count.
Alex, I like that.
You say a marriage story?
Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice.
First blood.
passed away
127 hours into the wild
I'm just reading this list right now
yeah
these are some good ones
Alex did you pick a favorite
is your honest answer marriage story
now probably Martian
really enjoyed that
blue Valentine
oh god
isn't technically every movie
a survival movie
isn't every character
survive in summer
yeah true true
but yeah I probably go Martian or the Grey
Jaws
would that be a survival movie
I said saw
Oh.
Or saw two, yeah.
I'd say Jaws 2.
Yeah.
Or saw 3.
Any of the saws.
Many of the saws.
Thank you for the question.
We appreciate it, even though we suck at answering things sometimes.
We need 35 more dollars to get to our next question.
Guys, get it in loud, get it in proud.
I want to hear from you guys.
And I want to make sure that we know officially,
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We need at least three more questions
so that we can ensure.
Ben can win.
So that you guys all have a...
We need as many questions as it takes for me to take the lead,
which might be a lot.
Yeah.
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Like, you should check it out.
Here, I'll go to it right now because I think, I know S-EN's got a code for it.
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This is not, that was not the droid I was looking for.
Not looking for at the time.
At the time.
Not that exact moment, guys.
What we are looking for at this time, though, is 35 more dollars.
Where are those robot at?
We need, Ben needs this.
It's like, I don't want to sound too desperate.
Like, I'm not trying to be Michael B. Jordan.
getting cast in Superman.
Yeah.
Like, oh, I kind of, I kind of, no, like, I need to win this.
I need to.
I want to be the woman's champion that we all.
I want to be the woman's champion.
You know, this might have to end up being, like, a multi-part episode because I think
this is a recurring segment.
We need to know who is officially.
I'm prematurely saying that, because I don't think I'm going to win today.
So, yes, this is not the woman.
We need a rematch already.
I need it.
Stop the count.
It's a rematch.
Stop the count.
I'm very disappointed in myself to tell you the truth right now that I've missed anything.
I just, I want to put that out there.
When I was coming up with questions, and maybe I'll actually throw one of these in there for you,
but I did have a lot of pregnancy questions.
And then I was like, this is not fair because one of you guys have lived through this.
Yes, yes.
I have not.
So maybe you'll get one of those in there, but not many more than that.
Alex, what else is going on with the stream labs?
In a probigate, he says, based on the sound of his voice, Malcolm, one, cannot swim, two, but can skateboy like a pro.
Three, has many funco pops.
Four, had his tonsils out as a kid.
Five, sang baritone in concert choir.
Six, hates licorice.
How do you do today?
Well, we're only going to let him answer that if we get to the next $50 level.
So with $35 more dollars, Malcolm will tell you how many of those.
Please.
Whatever Malcolm wants, Malcolm gets.
Come on, y'all.
That's just like $20 from a few of you.
Then we'll get over this hump.
We'll know who's the woman's champion.
We'll get to know whether Malcolm plays the xylophone.
I don't really listen to all the things.
Guys, please let me.
Again, whatever it was.
Alex, what else is going on in stream, Ibs?
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I have to say all the people who ever have
come on my show.
When Christian comes on, does this happen to you get?
I get nervous.
Interviewing Christian,
interviewing Christian makes me nervous.
All right, nobody else feels that way.
No, that's fine.
I could see that for sure.
Yeah.
He's like the big dog.
Well, like, even when I had Rachel Cushing on the show, like, right after the draft,
either draft or free agency, I can't remember.
And I just like, you know, I did my hour before tweet.
And, like, Christian was like, I can't wait to see what Rachel has to say about this.
And, like, retreat, I was like, ah, shit, now I've got to be good.
I know.
I've never had Christian on a show, but I was just like, oh, now it's got to be even better.
Damn it.
You know somebody's watching it and you're like,
don't fuck this up, then.
Exactly.
Yeah, because I mean, well, he's been, you know,
planning all the Shmodown schedule.
And speaking of the Shmodown schedule,
we have Brandon Hanna versus Robert Parker
in an inner geekdom match for patrons.
So that is live right now for patrons.
So make sure you sign up at patreon.com slash shmodown.
And, uh, boy.
Yeah, there you go.
Boy.
And that'll be live.
2 p.m. tomorrow on YouTube, if you are not a patron.
On Thursday, we have Lightning Time
versus the outsiders in the first match
of the team's tournament.
On Friday, we have a second match of the teams tournament.
We have Rushmore versus the press room.
You're not going to acknowledge what Ben just did for that.
All right. It was good. It looked really good.
He dabbed hard. Continue.
And on Friday, we have our battlefield
pay-per-view, which features Mike Kalinowski
versus Roxy's Alex Damon in an Inner Geekdom number one contender match.
Roxy, how are you feeling about that one?
That's going to be Friday at 5 p.m. PT.
I'm feeling really good.
You never go into battle with Alex Damon and don't feel good because kids are legend
and just so dedicated to the sport.
That being said, Mike's a beast.
and he's a beast that I don't like playing,
but he is a beast.
So you don't know what can happen there,
and we are definitely taking this like is too cool.
Jason underscore Ali donated $35 for the game.
Let's go.
Crushing it as always.
Is that Mark Jason Ali?
Yep.
Great.
Thank you so much, honey.
I appreciate that because officially Malcolm will be giving his answers
and will be doing another women's champion question.
But yeah, Alex.
I feel really good, but I feel like there is not enough preparation we can do.
Like, we are drilling right now.
So it's going to be a great match no matter what.
And I really think we're going to come out on top of this one.
So, yeah, that's Friday at 5 p.m.
And you can get tickets at the Shmodonlead.com for $6.
It'll be included in your $10 and above patron level.
So make sure you get that.
Awesome.
Also, guys, $30 more.
to get us to that next question after this.
So get in your money now.
I know my math doesn't always totally add up,
but I just take it as I see it.
We officially have gotten to another question.
All right.
Here we go.
You guys ready?
Yes.
On average,
how tall are women?
Is this a range question or an exact number?
This is just the average woman is this height.
And by the way, this is before a woman starts shrinking.
So just like the average, the way they phrase this is the average 20-something year old.
I have like two numbers in my head.
This is a really tough one, I know.
This might be a question, but it's not.
All right.
We're going to, did Alex leave?
Oh, he's been.
No, sorry, I have to hear my background.
We're going to Goddard first on this one.
Ben, what do you have?
5-4?
5-4 is the correct answer.
Woo, let's go!
That is correct.
Oh, Brett also has it?
What?
Alex, what do you have?
I put 5-2.
Yes, let's go, Brett.
We are tied, baby.
That is crazy.
We both pulled that.
That's pretty crazy.
Yeah, the average woman is 5-4,
and I appreciate you, Alex.
saying 5-2. I can't award you any points, but you make me feel better about my height. So,
thank you so much. Watching the chat is so fun for this. You guys are amazing in here. A lot of
five-fours, a lot of five-fours. Now, did you guys wait to write that until you heard the answer?
Did you know? David McKee is the best answer.
What did he write?
Two-C.
Damn. Well, all right, it is a top.
ball game right now. It is a tie game. And if we want to know,
going to be the more dollars, I need another question to
pull this out. We might need a couple more questions, but at least
$4, yep, we got it. We have to get to one more question. We have to.
I wonder which one I will. Hmm.
Are you, are you 5-2 or are you shorter than that?
No, I'm, I'm a little taller than that. I'm between 5-2 or 5-3.
Okay.
I feel like I just always see you in heels.
So it's like I never, I never see like your real height.
I'm definitely shorter than average, but I'm not like, I'm small, but I'm not like, holy shit, she's short.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not small.
Yeah.
You're A-L-L, not O-L.
What's O-L?
O-L is like, like, you know, the social media term for small.
Small, like, small is probably like, like, like, under, like, like, like, like, like,
The highest height for small is probably like five foot, maybe five one.
Small.
Hmm.
I think for our next one, I'll do another makeup one.
I'm kind of excited about that one.
Oh, did I say a phrasing guys in the chat?
Did I say pull out?
Pull out.
I mean, yeah, you always pull out.
Come on now.
Hey, and then pray.
The pull and pray.
Pull and pray.
It goes new to ring.
Almost every time.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
It's 85% effective.
I wonder what the stat on pull and pray is.
Probably not great.
Hey, Google.
What percentage of pulling?
That's not the five point women trivia
rocks down question.
Yes.
Considering some of my ancestors that had 13 kids,
probably not so great.
Probably not so great.
Well, you don't know that they were pulling or praying.
Yeah, no.
they actually, they were building up farm hands.
They just, they weren't having kids.
They just were trying to get more workers.
Yeah, I have to say, this is not to be taken seriously by those of you who are trying not to get pregnant.
Dachim Quinn donated $30.
This triver knowledge is very informing.
So I must find out who will win.
Really great call.
Broxia, your videos frozen.
Oh, videos froze.
Can still hear you.
Oh, the cliffhanger.
All right, let me leave and come back.
Y'all talks amongst yourself about whatever Alex decides in the stream.
All right.
There's, yeah, let's, I'll get to another stream on.
Oh, she joined.
She joined.
That's wild.
That's how that works.
Wait, did Malcolm go over what his answers were?
No, but check your mic source real quick, Roxy, because you're peeking real bad.
All right.
None of those are true.
Not a one.
I can swim.
I can't skateboard.
All the other ones were wrong also.
Wow.
Let's see.
Okay, that rocks.
Is the sound back, people?
Let us know in the chat.
Is the sound.
Do we have it back?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.
Okay.
When I came back, it put me on my webcam.
I don't know why, but now we're back.
Guess who's back?
Yeah.
Did that mean that we hit another one?
I think it did.
Yeah, we're at 505.
We're at 505.
preemptively get in 45 more dollars,
just in case this could be a tiebreaker.
We're going to do another makeup one right now.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
It's going to be a two-parter.
I'm going to try to help you guys out.
How can I sly go an image?
Where on my face does this go?
Where on my face does this go?
And unfortunately, there is only one right answer to this.
Some of y'all be putting that shit in different places, but there's one right answer on where this is supposed to go.
I'm going to replay that last stream lab real quick.
People are saying they did.
Dashing Quinn donated $30.
This triver knowledge is very informing.
So I must find out who will win.
Thank you so much for that donation.
We didn't hear us say thank you.
Just to, so everybody knows, I showed this part too.
I don't know if y'all were looking.
Yes, I saw the brush.
I think that helped me
Again, I'm way too competitive
This is like annoying how into this
I'm annoyed with myself, chat
Believe me
Like I wish I was like
Oh this is fun
And I wasn't like
I fucking win this shit
You guys see the size or two
It's very small
It's very small
And we're not doing
We're not doing too bad for people
Who have been single for a while
So I've been single for a fucking decade y'all
Like I'm I'm proud of myself
And Brett is very married and still tied with you guys, and that shows how much men really got this going on.
All right.
Brett, we're back to starting with you.
What do you have here?
On your eyelids, it's eye shadow?
Nope.
Alex.
I put eyelids.
Oh, wow.
This is a lot of people in the chat did too.
This is for your eyebrows.
So this is eye.
Oh.
This is the fancy thing you use and you pencil.
your eyebrows with it.
Yeah, you'd use a bigger brush
for your eye out of a fluff.
Yeah. Really? Okay. I didn't know
there was eyebrow makeup. Holy shit. Yeah.
Yeah. You have light eyebrows.
Just to give you guys, actually
another lesson, this one is not a thing, but just so
all the men in here or all the light eyebrow
people know, this would be another way of
penciling in your eyebrows. It looks like
this, and you open it.
It's almost like a mascara.
and you do it on your eyebrows.
Roxy, is it tough doing this?
So what I will say is that I love doing makeup.
And by the way, you guys know nine out of ten times I come on the show.
I don't have one thing on my face.
This morning I actually put on.
Yeah, and that's fucking annoying that you still look that good.
Go fuck yourself real quick on that one.
I have on gold shimmer.
Like, I did like a five-minute makeup look today.
But I love, like, if I'm getting ready to go out,
because I love doing makeup, because I also, you guys know, like, I like to paint.
I like doing things.
So it's pretty fun for me, but I do think for a lot of women, and for me, often, Ben,
it is a pain in the ass because it will take me an hour longer to get ready if I'm going on
on audition or if I've got, like, if I've got a gig that requires that I have a lot of makeup
on.
And that fucking sucks.
That's really annoying.
And, like, is it, like, how expensive is it?
Like, I feel like, like, I do okay budgeting wise, because I know.
need body wash, a mixture shampoo conditioner, and toothpaste.
Yes.
I'm good.
Something like this, so this bronzer, it will last me a while.
It will last me because I don't do that much makeup a few months, a couple months.
This thing will be like $35.
The brushes are usually like, you could spend $100 on brushes for a bunch of brushes.
is this is, um, out of eye shadow primer.
So like before you can even put on eye shadow, you have to put this nude colored shit.
So like the eye shadow will stay if you're using it for a long time.
This thing's like another $30.
You know, everything in there is like $30, $30.
And what's your birthday, Roxy?
July 13th.
July 13.
Okay, I'm going to get you a Sephora gift card because that's ridiculous.
The four gift cards are the actual best present ever.
Oh, support gift cards.
You know a woman who likes to wear makeup or a man who likes to wear makeup or a non-binary person who likes to wear makeup,
and they are, and you don't know what to get them for a birthday?
So four gift cards, I swear by them.
It's a great idea, Ben.
Thank you.
All right, guys, if we want to get to another question, we officially have, wow, we only have 10 minutes.
10 minutes, guys.
I need one more.
It's got to be the five-pointer or the betting round question.
45 more dollars.
They are tied still.
They are tied.
And honestly, let me see.
Of all these questions,
I don't know which one of these I want to pull off for you guys.
This one would be hard.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll do a hard one.
I think the flirting falls was less disappointing
in losing to Kevin Smith than I am right now
that I'm Smith so many of these.
No, Brett, honestly, you're doing really,
well.
Okay, thank you.
You're doing really well, honey.
You're doing amazing, sweetie.
You guys all are.
This is really impressive.
And Brett, never forget that you knew about regular tampons.
You knew tampons.
Yeah, you were the only one that got that.
That was a big win, you know?
That's a wife-only territory.
Like, yeah, that was a big one.
So feel proud of yourself.
You should talk about that at the dinner table tonight.
Alex, talk to me any more things going on in the stream labs?
Yeah, we got plenty more.
So let's get through these.
Dirty Mother Tulsin says,
have you guys checked out the Marvel's Modoc trailer?
I think it looks hilarious and gets me excited
for the future of more adult Marvel projects living on Hulu.
Anybody check it out?
Yes.
Yes, you did?
Yeah, I thought we were supposed to watch it for one of the shows,
but we never got to it, right?
Yep, we never got to it because I didn't watch it.
Oh, it was no, it's pretty funny.
And I can't remember, but there was a song.
I think I had the issue with the song,
and now I can't remember.
There was something that I either like
Semi Charm Kind of Life.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's what I said.
Yeah, I said it was kind of odd that they used a song
about taking Crystal Meth in an animated trailer,
but...
Yeah, but how many people do you think that that know
that that's what that song's about?
Yeah, the people that listen to the lyrics,
unfortunately.
I was just going to say, once you grow up in that song
and you're like, do, do, do, do, do, do.
And then once you get in high school,
you're like, holy shit, this song.
Yeah.
What is, what's the show about?
Modoc is a, is a character that's really goofy looking.
It's Patton Oswald voices it, but what, what is his creature?
Is he a creature or just a strange human?
Wasn't that the Shmodown team name, Modon?
It was.
Yes.
Was that Ahtadi?
Achity.
Atchity.
Great, great.
Great, great.
Wow.
Two great players.
interesting bring back modoc absolutely start the hashtag i don't know where what either of them are doing right
now but i'm just throwing that out there Alex keep me going because i'll just run off a cliff soon if i don't
okay i will Michael a jordan says with the crazy year and the pandemic it's easy to get lost in the mess
and feel worthless but always remember that somebody thought it was a good idea to bleach chris
Hemsworth's eyebrows in Thor and it made it into the final film.
Anything is possible.
I regret nothing.
I don't mind a bleached eyebrow.
I'm just going to throw that out there.
I also don't mind a full bushy brown eyebrow, but...
Oh, I thought you're going to go somewhere else.
Nope.
Okay.
Then I won't either.
All right.
Tickle my pickle.
says, hello people, let's do some fantasy
producing. Which IP franchise
or film ideas y'all want to produce
with all the power and no rules?
Who would y'all want to direct and star in it?
I want Scorsese doing an Oswald
Coswold Cobbopad
Gotham film. Thanks. I always support.
Dan?
Um,
uh,
Edgar Wright
doing
a brand new
Tron movie.
How'd you just come up with that?
I don't know.
It's kind of like, did like a little madlib in my head.
All right.
Co-sign.
There's so many things right now.
Alex, what are you looking at?
I'm looking at things in my room to see if I'd like an ad...
Because we literally looking at you look at Mads.
Yeah.
Like...
You're just there.
Also, we lost Brett, right?
We lost Brett.
He must be frozen again.
He just dropped out of the championship.
He was like, I'm out of.
I want to bring him back, but if he's not back by the time we come
then he definitely forfeits and I win.
Alex, he's forfeit too.
He's probably in the bathroom.
He's still here in the call.
Yeah, he's still in the call.
Well, we officially need 45 more dollars on this one.
45 for dollars.
Come on, people, please.
Yo, I will say, it makes me feel really good to know that this is Ben's favorite game
that we've played so far.
This is pretty fucking great, honestly.
I like it.
It's a good one.
This might have to be a once-a-month panel, once-a-month battle.
I've got a lot of women's questions that need answers.
So y'all, come on.
Pull through.
Christian will only let me do that if we make enough money.
So let's get to that next question.
All right.
I'll continue.
What else in the robot?
Streamlapse.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Johnny Sins says,
Hey, I just moved to L.A.
And I've tried, and I'm trying to make it in the acting game.
I'm willing to fill any role and believe I have what it takes to keep a long
lasting career. Any advice on how to make the most of my time here and dive in head first?
Right? Yeah. Okay. Does anyone know who Johnny Sins is?
Johnny Sins? Something with porn, I feel like. Oh, yeah.
So, Alex, with that content. Was I right, then? Yeah, you're right. He's a porn star.
Look at me and my little porn expert cell. What?
True or false, women like porn, too.
Thank you.
Alex.
What?
Alex, how can this guy have a long, hard career?
Yeah.
Taking a blue chew.
True.
Okay, I think Brett froze, unfortunately.
That's actually frozen his time.
Oh my God, I thought that he was literally really just deep in thought.
Oh, wow. That's so good. Okay, Alex, keep us going.
All right. Leonard Kim says, hey, everyone, I hope you're doing well. Come on, Alex, represent us. Asians, well. I do us proud and win women's champion. I love Michael B. Jordan as Superman, but I'm also not done with Caval yet. I love this Superman. Shout out Roxy and the World Girls.
Woo! Woo! That's what I would have been on the World Girls, so give me another question.
I'm so sad about Brett dipping out for the end of this whole video.
I know, man.
It just was too much for the pressure to be women's champion was too much for him.
We've seen it happen before.
We'll see it happen again.
Some people just can't.
I was going to say, stay in the heat in the kitchen, but that feels like a woman thing.
Yeah.
Can't stand the heat on a basketball court because we can't.
Like Burger King would have tweeted that out.
Yeah.
Burger King did tweet that out for sure.
Yep.
Alex, who's going?
Okay, I will.
Tiffany F says, hey, gang, Roxy, I'm loving these women's trivia questions.
Great job, Brett.
Alex, I hope things work out for you and Caitlin Dever.
Thank you very much, Caitlin.
If you're watching, make sure you put in the chat and give me your number and DM me.
Make those dreams come true.
Ben, with the glasses and the facial hair, I'm getting 70s undercover cop.
I dig it.
Oh, bag on rocks, baby.
Hell, yeah.
For next time, or maybe for this time in the last,
couple minutes. Anybody who sends in $50 can ask their own women's question. So that was
exactly the next women's champion question. And we'll see if Roxy knows it too.
Hmm. I do have my whiteboard nearby. So I do, I do have that. I'm happy to answer any and all
women's questions. And if I don't know it and one of you guys does, then you are, wow. Then you'll
replace Roxy on the world. Yeah. Yeah. But y'all have to dress like me.
And I don't know if any of you guys feel like wearing this tank top.
Brett, are you actually back with us or is this an old...
I think I'm back, yeah.
How are you feeling?
I'm out of sync now, though. Why?
You've been out of sync.
For me, for when you came.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Skype has been such a nice switch.
Yes.
I'm not sponsored by them, Roxy, so you're good.
Ryan Payne.
donated $45.
Pluck it.
Let's hear that question.
Who was that, Alex?
That was Ryan Payne.
Thank you.
Ryan, if you want, put a question in the chat.
Roxy, ask yours, and then Ryan will be our final one for the day, probably.
Okay.
Well, did he give 50?
He gave 45.
You gave 45.
All right, we'll count it.
We'll count it.
We're at 5.05, so we're good.
Yeah, we're at 5.
But I said the next person who gives $50.
Oh, okay, yeah.
But that's true.
You're right, 45.
that's close enough.
Both 45 and two zigzags, baby,
that's going to be the next trailer song.
All right.
So this is a tough one, guys.
And there are two answers, so I'll accept either one of them.
You can only write one answer, but there are two answers.
And this is only for women in the United States.
What is the average woman's shoe size in the United States?
For the record, I would have gotten this one wrong.
Are we doing European or American?
In the United States.
Can you tell us as if it's a half or not?
One of them is and one of them is not.
Oh, so there's two.
There's a range.
So it's not a range.
There's two average shoe sizes that are tied.
So you get to write down one and you might have a chance of getting one of them.
All right.
What shoe size are you, Roxy?
Can I ask that?
Nope.
Damn it.
Nope.
All right.
In 10.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Son of a bitch.
One.
Wow.
I mean, and possibly for the win.
For the win.
Wow.
Alex, we are starting with you.
Five.
Okay, Alex gets his five.
Brett, going to you.
Six and a half.
Then?
Five and a half.
Y'all, it's nine.
You think we're some little feet, motherfucker.
I don't know women's shoe sizes.
I'm wearing 11.
I'm a nine.
I'm an eight, yeah, because we're different than guys.
What I wear in women's.
Like, I'm an eight, which in men's would be a six or something.
Oh, you're the same as,
my wife that, and she's five, nine.
I thought she had big feet.
It happens all the time.
The average shoe size for women in the United States is between 8.5 and 9.
So that's the two average.
And our feet are getting bigger because until the 70s, the average foot size was seven
and a half.
So women's feet be growing because we're having to kick more balls.
Guys, it sounds to me like this is going to have to have to.
to continue on a different episode.
We officially have no champion because...
Where's Ryan Payne? Did you put in a question?
I didn't see one. Did you see it, Malcolm?
I did not.
I will let Ben win if he can tell me what thinks are.
T-H-I-N-X.
If you know what thinks are.
I can't believe you know what things are.
And thinks.
Can you use it in a sentence?
Try it.
Okay.
Oh, oh, you're wearing your thinks.
Message received.
We're wearing your things message received.
Alex, you know what they are?
No.
I didn't know if they were like a sponsor or something like that.
I will say they're, they are definitely newer.
Mm-hmm.
I think I know.
I have a guess.
Okay.
I think they're like Spanx.
Message received.
Oh, okay.
This is something that you, Ben, I'm going to be honest with you.
Dan, I don't think you know that this exists.
I don't think you're, I don't know that you're capable.
And they are new.
Because I don't know if you know that this thing exists.
Are they like granny panties or something?
No, you might wear them with a diva cup.
I'll give you more.
No, I was going to ask about a diva cup.
I got nothing, then.
I have nothing.
They're, they're, they're, uh, period panties.
They're to help absorb.
So the whole thing is women are trying to get away from using tampons because it's really not great.
And so, you know, it helps you to not have accidents.
And they're pretty, hey, they've changed the Diva Cup and the thinks.
I'm sorry, wife, but they've been a okay.
Okay, I do see a question that came in from Ryan Payne.
Okay.
I know we've run over.
And Ryan, you're going to have to give me the answer to this because I do not know what the answer to this is.
So Ryan wrote a question.
it in chat yet. Don't put it in chat yet. This is what Ryan's question is. What is the overall
percentage of women who are natural blondes? And I think no jeopardy rules on this one or whatever
that's called, but I think we'll just take the, I think we'll take the one that's closest to the
percentage. Okay. But not, is it, is it, um, what is it, uh, uh, not let's make a deal, but prices right?
Price is right. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. No, I said no Jeopardy rules, but I meant prices right.
I was like, didn't Japanese? Natural blondes out of 100%.
Correct. Out of 100.
Mason, dude, says so bloody diapers. They're not bloody diapers, but they are an interesting concept.
They are, they are literally underwear that your blood gets absorbed by.
That is what they are.
Ben, you need more time?
If anyone has a repeat, please use it.
I need a little more time.
Nope.
All right.
In five,
four,
three,
two,
one,
Ryan Payne,
please reveal the answer.
Yeah,
please put it in the answer in the chat.
I go around and ask these men.
Brett,
starting with you,
what is your answer?
17.35%.
And that was literally the most unbelievable answer,
but okay,
I would say that that's probably pretty close.
Ben, what did you say?
2%.
That might be close, too.
I don't know.
Alex.
Uno.
Ooh.
Ooh, okay.
Wow.
$1.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So it's got to be here, Alex.
I think Brett went over.
I don't think one in five women are blonde.
Wait, so Ryan Payne says he sent in the question to streamlod.
Yeah, Alex, you check?
Oh, yeah.
And I know we've run over.
I swear we'll get out of here.
after this, but we need to know who is the one. I need to know this.
Okay, I have the answer. I googled it.
The answer is 2%.
Oh, my!
Oh! Oh!
Ben Godder is officially the women's champion.
Update all profiles. Everyone update all profiles.
Women's chips.
Woman's chips.
I mean, I grew up in Nebraska. There were a lot of blondes in a hand.
Wow, 2%.
That's insane.
I would guess higher than that.
That was really good,
although I'd spend a lot of money to make my hair blonde,
so I know what it's worth.
Like the above 10% and I'm just like,
because I remember a girl like took my headshot,
say she like traveled to Japan and just her being a blonde woman in Japan.
She was like a celebrity.
Like people were just taking selfies with her just because she was blonde.
And I'm like, okay, let's take out that.
So I was just thinking of that.
Wow.
You really screwed Alex on.
that one because he was very close.
Yeah, my blonde girlfriends were not naturally blonde, so I knew like,
and they, yeah.
Yeah, no, many of us are not.
I really have the only number that would have beaten Alex.
Like, if I had 2.1, Alex would have won the game.
Congratulations to the woman's champion, Ben Goddard, as we are getting out of here.
On behalf of the women's champion, Ben Goddard, Alex Marzonia, Brett Sheridan,
Malcolm, whoever he is, and myself.
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