The Kristian Harloff Show - REWATCH! Jurassic Park (1993)

Episode Date: April 8, 2022

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Hey, you dinosaur loving fucks. No, that's not right. No, is that right? It's coming out of those weeks. I don't know if that's right. Hey, everybody, what's going on? It's Jurassic World stuff, park stuff, whatever the stuff, Raptor stuff, big dinosaurs and shit all over the place.

That's what we're talking about today. It's Jurassic Park rewatch. We're very excited to do the rewatch. It's myself and Winston A. Marshall. And Coyne, Drow, Drow, drill. It's going to go well. Yeah. So we're going to be doing a rewatch.

As you guys know, we've been doing rewatches on this channel for a tad bit. And now it's Jurassic Perks turn. The new movie, which we'll also talk about, for some ungodly reason, is almost two and a half hours long. Why no one knows. But we'll talk about that also. This is the classic Steven Spielberg film that came out in 93. People love it. People are excited about it.

And it started this huge franchise. so we'll get into it and before we do make sure if you're brand new to the channel and you're checking out, subscribe please hit that like button, hit the notification button, do all of it. Don't forget to find us on podcast form, that is Apple Podcasts, that is

Spotify, that it's everywhere podcasts are found. I was about to burp into the mic and then I got one of the funniest comments I think I've ever gotten in my life and I see I'm going to try to find it and read it because it was hilarious and the gents with me today have not heard this

comment. I'm going to see if I can find it. Yeah, I got it. And I'm going to bring it up right now. And I'm going to put one more thing on my desktop. You should see this thing. Let me see if this is it. Is this it? No, that's not it.

See, I'm glad I can't even find the shit that I'm trying to bring out here. But let's get into the show first. I'll find the screenshot. We'll talk about it on this side. It's a big thing. It's me. It's Winston. It's everybody here who does the show.

And Corey, yeah. He's here. And we're going to do some stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All right, what's up, everybody? Welcome back. You laughing at.

I just had a joke that was too dark. If we can't drop F-bombs on this rewatch because of the kids, I definitely can't say this joke. That's true. That fucking changed a long time ago. Okay. The rules have changed. I mean, it was a dark joke.

I just, forgive me for this, y'all. But it's because Christian's desktop looks like New Orleans after the levees broke, bro. See? It is bad. It is so bad. It's actually one of the worst I've seen. You know what, fuck out? All right, I'll tell you what, Corey.

Have you ever looked at your YouTube channel? It looks like a potato has exploded every time you try to record yourself. You're going to talk to me about tech? That's because I hate YouTube. Like, I don't want to be a YouTuber. I hate that I'm stuck on YouTube because I can, like, interact with people that are asshole. Like, YouTube's the worst place for entertainment because you inherently want to shift your perspective based on others' opinions because we're too connected. So, like, YouTube's where talent goes to suffer.

Oh, that's nice. Not to die, but to suffer. Well, that's nice. He says on Christian's YouTube channel. Yeah, but like, we all know that, like, have the comments here is bad. He's, like, brave for answer it to everybody. I just, like, I read one and I'm mad for five weeks. I just, it's a YouTube's dark.

It's not too bad. But look at this. This is my favorite thing that I've seen so far. Look, check this out. This is hilarious. Just your average, Jose. I'm in the minority in this one, but I was listening to Big Thing in podcast form when you ripped a huge burp.

Usually your burps are subtle, but this one was so annoying and disgusting that I have funollowed the podcast and unsubscribe on YouTube. I'll just check in here and there. I wrote back, this is fucking hilarious. I like that he's still going to check in, though. He's like, you'll see our ghost. I was check in and see. I mean, I'm not done. I thought it was, I laughed so hard.

I sent it to Brett and Kate immediately. That's, you know, I. I hope he checked in today. I hope he checked in. There's only one thing to say to that. It was hilarious. I was like, I thought it was one of the best comments. It saved the dust.

It's hilarious. Did he think that this was NPR? Like, what the fuck? I don't know. Has he been, yeah, what is the show? Did he find me, like, randomly? Does he know that there's a song called Party in the Fart Tower that you got famous off of with Shmose and Carliter Live?

Like, who the fuck did he think? Did he miss the shit-ass episode? Did he miss shit-ass? Maybe it was before. I don't know, but either way, it was hilarious. Oh, man. Jurassic Park. First, let's talk about, before we get into the actual re-watch of the movie itself, the news came out the other day.

They had mentioned that Dr. Strange is going to be the shortest fate. What phase are we in Coy for? Four. Shortest phase four movie at clocking in it like 122 or something. Wow. Two hours, six minutes with credits. It's under two hours without credit. Is it 126?

Is that what it is that? Yeah, 126. So it's it. Yeah, that's right because Captain Marvel is like 124 or something. Yeah. Right. Okay. So that's part one, which is, okay, two hours.

You're going to get a lot. I figured that one would be longer because of all the stuff they were going to do, but that's, that's part one. Now we jump into what we're talking about here today. Jurassic World 3 clocks in at like almost two hours and 20 minutes or something. It's like... Two hours and 26 minutes. So it's 20 minutes longer than Dr. Strange.

So here's the thing with that. These are not detailed movies. Like I understand why even something like the Batman, which we said was long. I understand why it was long. I don't think that it should have been as long as it was, but I get why they got there. Right? I got, even that movie alone, even with all the, without the longer shots, still probably should have been around 226 with how detailed the story itself was.

I mean, as you can see a dinosaur flying around and eat somebody. Bro, did you please tell, do y'all watch SNL? Yes. Please tell me you saw Pete Davidson's thing about a short-ass movie. And then Netflix changed it. Oh, dude, he did a whole music video. Oh, it's incredible. With the musical guest and Chris Red and all this stuff.

And what's, God, what's his name from, I think. think the guy that played Ernest. Oh, Dirt Nasty. Yes, Simon Rex. Dirt nasty, man. So they all do a music video. You have to watch this thing, Christian, because it's fucking hilarious.

About a short-ass movie. If I got to sit here longer than two hours, then we got a problem, and then bringing up how Jurassic Park, I think, was right at two, right? Yeah, it's right at two. Well, it's two-oh-six, I believe. But the first one, but as Pete breaks it down,

he goes, in those two hours, you broke down, Not only how you're able to revive dinosaurs, you explain DNA and how that could be used on top of all the thrilling shit that came in between it. It was kind of earned. You're exactly right. This is what?

The sixth Jurassic film? We've established how we got here. And you've seen the trailer already for it. It's not like this big elaborate thing. It's the dinosaurs are now starting to take over the real world. That needs to be two hours and a half. I'm telling you because the first Jurassic world was just over two hours, the first Jurassic world.

and I don't know where you guys stand on it. I like that movie. I think it was a fun, like theme park ride. I thought it was fun. Second movie is bad. I'll skip the second one. It's bad. Our first watch is going to be, okay, cool.

And let me tell you that that movie, that's the first, you guys haven't seen that movie. It's bad. And the opening scene is actually really good. The opening scene of that movie is great. And I was like, oh, that's the kind of movie again. And then I go, nah, not at all.

Hope you liked the only fun you're going to have. It's really bad. And it gets really stupid. quick. It's a dumb, dumb movie. But again, only around two hours. What I fear is that if this movie is as bad as the second movie, and I'm

sitting there for an additional half an hour, I'm going to smash my head into the side of the wall. Dude. I just, look, it's one of those things that, like, I love doing these rewatches, even with films that I'm not super into. I just saw Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 for the first

time, like in the last, like, four to six months, something like that. You have the most unique perspective of our generation, I think, where you didn't grow up with this. You didn't think it was the thing that you now see it as, and you only recently watched it with actually like attentive eyes. So I know no one that has seen it that hadn't grown up with it. Like, I think you're the first, like, you're a variable.

So I'm really curious what you experienced, because it's such a pop culture staple. You grew up seeing the movies that were influenced by it. Sure. And then only recently saw the source material, so speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, for sure. You were right. I am a thousand percent the control here as far as like what,

what do these films mean not being directly injected in the pop culture? Now mind you, I had seen clips of Jurassic Park before. I had seen the acid spitting one like, you know, it's hard. It's hard to avoid it. It's part of the culture. The water when it's shaking

out, of course. That's just stuff that is as you said. It's my first movie I remember in theaters. I like, I remember seeing this and I was five. And then I like, because my parents had me in 16. They were like 21s. They wanted to go see it. Yeah. Yeah, my 21 year old parents brought their five year old. I luckily turned out sane.

Yeah, having a 16, man. I turned out, ish. But, like, it's really interesting that, like, that movie was, this and Aladdin were kind of my childhood. So I had all the dinosaur toys, but I also had all the Aladdin toys, and, like, it was raised as this was just as fine. And then I hit, like, 13 was like, that is terrifying.

Like, I was just cool. Well, that's what I'm, I think that was why I was so confused is because I just didn't, I haven't really done the horror thing, like, ever. And for me, it was just always presented as, like, this scary movie. And so I was just like, I'm good.

The book is significantly scarier than the movie and more brutal. And I understand why they toned it down because they wanted it. And it worked obviously because they wanted to make it this big blockbuster thing. We remember in 93 how this was revolutionary when it came to effects. I still think it's one of the best. Especially for nine. Again, for the year that it came out. I mean, come on.

It's massive. But I remember reading the book. And I think I read the book that summer. I remember being with my dad in Florida. when I saw, I definitely saw it in Florida, but I remember leading up to it because all the hype behind it was a Spielberg movie and it was this very popular book. And I read the book. I remember thinking, wow, this book is creepy. They're going to do this book. And they didn't do it this way. But I still remember liking it very much. And it's also had to do with a lot of the performances

themselves. Right. And when you look at when, and I think even watching again, looking up, watching this movie recently with my daughter, the performances hold up. up. And it's, I mean, I still think that the only one to me is very 90s and still throws you and says, this is a movie is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, Newman. Yeah. Newman. Yeah. Newman. And, yeah, Newman. Newman is so, he's so, he's such a movie character. He's not real at all. Yeah, that's fair. For sure. I mean, the funny thing is even seeing that Samuel

Jackson hasn't even like developed his quote unquote style yet. Right. He's young here. He's so young. He doesn't have a lot of those Samuel L. isms. Like he's just, he's just kind of playing the character and he's like kind of discovering it as he goes. Yeah. And you see the birth of those isms kind of in this movie because there's some of the lines that he would have added like something to now.

But you're like, oh wait. Now if he says it's hold on your butts, motherfucker. Exactly. But you hear the. Hold on to your ass this motherfucker's like, you know what I mean? Well, it's true. Here it's all subtext. You can hear that he's thinking. Ah, exactly.

But it is, this one is a, it's a little bit, because it comes off this source material that there is, it has a bit of a mixture of what I was talking about before, where it is this intellectual story and is, it is this kind of complex story, but mixed with the big blockbuster and it works very well. And it's why it's as popular as it was. Then when you start to get into the Jurassic world, it's like, you're just, you just. basing it off of what has come before you and, and I don't know, maybe they very well could have made novels afterwards, but it wasn't based off like the Crichton stuff that game of Thrones problems. Right, right. Right. Right. So either way, like this,

the movie itself starting out with the Raptor inside of the cage and, and just that it's classic Spielberg, right? Of the not showing you anything up top, just scaring the piss out of you right away, knowing that, oh, what the hell are we going to see? Like, I've never seen that as a kid, and you're like, oh, my God. Well, that was the other thing that I think always threw me off why, as an adult it took me so long to finally sit down and go, let me sit and just watch this movie.

The premise of just like, I have so much money, I'm gonna make a city to a strong dinosaur because I can. Like, it just, it was a premise where I was like, I don't know if I can subscribe. Like what possesses your brain to make any of these dinners?

Really? But then post-2016, you're like, oh, there's actually people doing that. We should go to Mars and the homeless. The science behind it, I thought, I mean, it was pretty interesting. Oh, there's nothing wrong with the science that they used to explain it. I'm saying the fact that a rich dude goes, you know what I really want to do,

make dinosaurs that will murder people. You've seen the robots coming out of Boston, right? That's not his intention. His intention is not, right, so I can understand why as a billionaire he would want to do that because he would do, because he thinks he's going to be able to look. That's the whole premise of the movie is the fact that he thinks he's going to be able to control it. And Goldblum's characters like, don't play God, man. Right.

Because there's a reason they went extinct in the first place. And I thought that that stuff and the idea behind it. And I love the fact that they use the scientist that's in this, that he comes back and dress for a. But see, I like that stuff. I love the, I think that that's the whole, the idea of that we as humans. And because we have money and power, it means nothing in the grand scheme. It's nothing.

I agree with you on that premise. I guess what it is is that I was so from the jump just right behind Jeff Goldblum being like, yeah, why are you doing this? We based our all entrance off this concept. Exactly. This is how our team was born. Do you understand that entrance a little bit more now? I mean, I knew, I had seen it at that point.

But so what I'm saying is specifically for this film. Yeah. Even though I saw it, I want to see when that was maybe like 25. Okay. Something like that. So almost a decade ago. This is the first time you really kind of locked into it. I paid attention.

Yeah. I sat down and said, let me put all of my focus on. Subtitles or no subtitles? No subtitles. I like to, for the rewatches, I put subtitles. It's smart. It's smart. It's smart.

Yeah. Maybe I had them on. It's hard to tell sometimes because depending on what platform you're watching it on, sometimes the subtitles are lagging. Yeah. I can't tell when I can read before. Like, if I'm hearing the words that I've already read them, it drives me nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like I'm ahead. But, but here's the thing. I totally understand why it has spawned the franchise that it has spawned. I totally understand why it's revered as one of the greatest films in history. It is so well done. from top to bottom, from the acting to, like you said, the special effects as far as like having a practical dinosaur. And I've seen a lot of those behind the scenes.

Dinosaurs. A practical dinosaur. But then also moments of like CGI kick in, but you don't go, oh God. Like you can tell. Right, but it's not, but again, because it's 93, I think you can tell. But it's not so much that you can tell you like, this is terrible. Exactly. No, it's like, though, for it's, it's almost like the grandfather of what we get today.

All this technology that has come out is essentially because of a lot of what, not only T2 did leading into like this, but it's like, it's the pun intended evolution of it all, of the, of the CGI. But, Corey, you know, we were watching it. Sam Neal and Laura Dern still steal the show in this whole thing. I mean, I think what's really interesting is that you've got a balance of lead that actually feel like an ensemble, but you've got people that I think you're drawn to. It's kind of like this is us.

Like when you watch this as us, you identify with certain characters, so that story keeps you in the other subplots. And I feel like I always identify with Jeff Goldblum because he's this like chaos incarnate that's like really, really smart, but no one knows how to handle him because he's so much. And as someone that's always tried to like reframe my worldview

to like kind of tame myself to other people's perceptions, I always was like, oh, Ian Malcolm, like that's my guy. Because everyone's like, what's wrong with him? And I'm like, I get that. So I always felt like he was my guy. And then I love that Sam Neal was like, a curmudgeonly man that didn't want kids that identified with kids in a very stoic way. And his arc is just about accepting humanity through fearing for humanity.

I love that his journey he goes on is seeing that kids are worth their while because he believes in humanity through the loss of it. And that's a really beautiful arc. And Laura Dern plays this really maternal energy without ever sacrificing her intelligence. And in 93, that's a hard balance to walk. This is one of, I've only given 18 films in the history of cinema five stars. This is one of, I think, a perfect film. I don't think she gets enough credit on. Every single time people talk about,

I mean, people always talk about how good she is in the movie, but people never really talk about when they bring up, like, Ripley. You know, it's always Ripley. The Sogourney Weaver's character has always brought up. Laura Dern's character. She really is. And even the intro with, it's how geeky both her and Sam Neal are together, Alan, right? Yeah.

They're so geeky together in what they really love. And even that whole scene where, and I liked, and I thought the writing of it is pretty fun, too, when he take, when Sam Neal's with the little kid. and he's showing that he doesn't have this affection towards kids. Yeah. Then he's got to have this relationship throughout it, and she sees this in him.

There's a lot of stuff. And later on the female to female belt buckle. Yeah, yeah. The female to female is how they create this reproduction, and he's got to like belt himself in. And that's a visual metaphor for both the arc of the dinosaurs and for the arc of Alan caring about kids. It's genius.

No, no, I agree with you. And the funny thing is, is I think I know why people don't maybe revere her as much as they do, Ripley. And I think part of that is, is that you get, get all the intelligence side of it. You get a lot of that, like, standard, as anybody would, but, like, kind of the standard, like, uh,

like, oh my God, like the handfuls of it. No! Like, you get that, right? You don't see her the way Ripley is like, I'm about to murder these aliens. Oh, very good. You don't get to see her to do that to a dinosaur where she's like,

no what I'm tired of your shit. And then like, she's a little bit, no, she's a little bit more, like, it's more real. That's like I said, where Newman is, is not.

Newman's running around from, that whole kind of cartooning thing when he's running around from the little dinosaurs, it's just cute. But it's, it's so silly when he's just, he's such an idiot.

And it's like, how does he get out there in the first place? He's the only guy that knows MS. Doss. He's the only guy that can hack my space. Also, you gotta love how the,

the girl's like, I'm a hacker. And she's just like, touching the touchscreen correctly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. She's hacking that mainframe. Yeah, this is just like 94's hackers

that are gingerly. just like buttons. And it's funny because I don't think there's anyone who loves this movie more than Perry Nemeroff. And I remember when I was that Collider, I used to kind of give her a little bit of shit sometimes. I'm like, I love John Williams, but that is clearly,

that theme is clearly stolen from Peter Pan. And when you look at, and when you look at, and you listen to some old interviews, you definitely got to me, it's, and dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da, and it's the,

uh, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That's, you can fly, you can fly, you can fly. It's da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I love how you hear scores, because you always, every time we do one of these, I learn a new thing about the background music.

You have a really good ear for that, man. I was going to say, were you a musician? My brother was. The many lives of Christian home off every week. He always told me that I hear music the same way that he did, you know, and I was like, but I do. I respond to music very much so, and I remember listening to Jurassic. And it's like, da-da-da-da.

I'm like, that's Peter Pan. And I think I, and then I googled it, and there was something about it. Not necessarily they, John Williams didn't steal it, obviously, but he was certainly inspired by it because, and when you think about the connection of the Peter Pan, we can fly, plus this, it's that never growing up type thing and going into that park and being a child of the fascination with Dianerson and all this. So I understand maybe that's where he got the inspiration from it, the rest of it. Dun dun dun dun that part is, that's a John Williams score.

It's just that one particular riff that. that I think it's fitting. And it's one of the most memorable scores, period. Like you hear a piece of Jurassic Park, you know it. Yeah, there's tons of stuff that is inspired by other things, not just in movies in general, but in music. But I just thought that was a pretty fun fact. And that's like a video that when people are doing these little shorts on YouTube,

that's one that I think that I should probably do. Yeah, I'd never heard that. And I love this. It's one of my five stars. Like, I'd never put that to that. That would probably launch you, Because you just hit 40 recently, didn't you? I hit 40,000 on this channel,

and we just hit 50,000 on TikTok for you. Yeah. That will probably launch this up. About five people. Five to seven. You'd catch above 5K off of that. Yeah, I throw that on TikTok, man. That shit would explode.

Yeah. I'll try it. Make that your first on, because you haven't done TikTok yet. I'm not trying anything. I just got too much shit going on. I was like, I just got this fucking. I just got this.

and huge list of the stuff that I wanted to do yesterday. I think I got through like 43% of it. Yeah, I got 17. I'm right there with you. You were talking outside. I was going on with work beforehand. I literally was like, great. I got my day.

Oh, fuck. Okay, well, here we are. You know, I did, um, because I did the moon night. I did the moon night, spoiler review yesterday. And I was like, I finally got, I wanted to get that thing up at like eight in the morning. I wound up at like three. And then I'm like, all right, Sith Council.

And then all this MTS stuff. And I was like, I, to this day, right now, I still have not shot Sith council. Probably when we get the stupid thing going. All right, listen, we got more to talk about what dresser. We got a lot. A lot to talk about. Before we do that, I also want to have to tell you guys.

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I've got, no, I've got it right here. If you want to see, if you want to see, it's, uh, it's through it's through a program, but it's, uh, like I have like calls with her. She sends me recipes. I have to do check in. That's awesome, dude. It's great. Love that.

So like a remote nutrition. So you like check in? Speaking of nutrition, though. Did she approve that? Jurassic part. Just sticking the hand right in the, giant turd. It's like, you get probiotics, man. Like, fam, she was a little too excited about, like, at that point.

They cut out, they cut out the original line. She said, oh, duty. She ran over to it. Some people like scat play, man. You got to live. Look at Koi talking about a personal experience. I'm just saying, if he's got their kicks, somebody's making moves. Ready, saw some of it.

But it was that, but all that stuff that they did with the dinosaurs, like leading up to it. That's this slow build to the chaos is what's so good about the movie. Like the leading into the park and going to the park and seeing all the stuff that, the scene with the goat with the T-Rex leading up to that's the big monster. It is. It just sets it up, like, really, really well. It's just, that's why I think it still holds up. It's just, I think the one thing that it gets confusing is that, like, you kind of get the thing where they just barely escape because the dinosaurs just happen to have turned on each other. You know what I mean? Like, that's nature, right?

Like, you see lions do that all the time with our pursuing, pursuing, and then this is your prey. No, no, no, I get that. Well, the dinosaurs don't turn on each other. They're just let, they're just let into. Remember, it's like, so right now, you go to a zoo. Yeah, yeah. Open the gates. The bears aren't with the lions.

The bears are with the lions. I don't disagree with you. It's just that like it felt that that's the only part of it and it happens. I get it. It's the only part of it that feels very Deusex Machina where it's just like, well, this is it, y'all. Surrounded by the Raptors, we screwed. The T-Rex just happens to pop in and eat one of them and now the Raptors are fighting the T-Rex. Like, that's the luckiest shit I have ever seen.

Oh, you mean at the moment when they, when they need it. Literally the very end. That's absolutely. That's everything. That's true. But even that whole, I mean, it's right on the nose at the very end when the T-Rex comes in and he's roaring, but the banner falls when dinosaurs ruled the earth. But like all that, and I think that that's why the shift needs to be, because this is what it did very well, the first movie.

And then they tried to do this like four different times throughout the franchise. It's like it's a park that you're supposed to visit, but everyone's telling you don't do it because it's because the dinosaurs are going to evolve. And there's a reason why they were extinct and all hell breaks those. It was great premise. We got it. Good. And then in the second movie, from what I remember, I got to say. I haven't watched the second movie.

I hated the second movie so much. I'm going to, so I'm very interesting. Like the second, hate the third. So it's funny because I remember thinking that the third was better. But anyway. Alan. I haven't seen it so long. But, but.

And then Jurassic World goes back to the park, you know, blowing up. Structure, basically. And I'm like, when are they going to go to Planet of the Apes? You know, because they almost do it at the end. of two kind of, Jurassic Park 2, but it's like, just let the damn dinosaurs take over already, if that's what ultimately we're getting to. And it looks like that's what we're doing in this movie coming up. The trailers for this, the most excited have been since Lost World.

And I definitely thought three was a downslide. And then I did not like world enough that I skipped World 2. So this to me looks like Jurassic Park again. World 2 is the Farts. It man, the trailer was like, we brought the kids for the exploding volcano vacation. Like, why would you bring children to exploring volcano vacation? That's not even, that's three seconds of the movie. What you're about to get into in Jurassic World 2 is so stupid.

It's such a stupid movie. But anyway, Jurassic Park. Are we shocked, though, because when we get to three, it was like, what happened? Well, I just let his uncle take him parasailing next to some dinosaurs and straight ate his ass. I know. It's funny, I don't remember a lot of the other movies. And I think that's a testament to Jurassic Park One. I've seen Jurassic Park One, I don't know, 20, 30, 40 times.

Who knows? right i've seen it many times the other ones once twice the first one does three times i made it i think it's a perfect slow build to those moments that are earned like i think did not did not get that anymore right here Eddie Murphy in a copy it just was so out of left video

as I said I heard myself said it once twice three times I made it it's absolute best I love it's no coming back for Winston for Eddie Murphy's joke the middle of Jurassic Park. Dude, you have to see it. Eddie Murphy, like... Which special is this?

No, it's Saturday Live, but he was... He played Buckwheat and he did, and it was because Buckwheat was such a, like, a racist character. Right. And Eddie Murphy just went all in on it. Which is why him coming back and doing it for his return to Estella for, like, 20 years was also hilarious because he brought Buckwheat back. I think Buckwheat can't sing songs properly. No, because... Because his voice is, it's just off, right?

And so he's... But you know, but you know, those songs that they used to do, those albums, be like, if you, if you buy the album now, you'll get such hits, such a half. And then he was, Wook and Panub is the Wookin Pinnub and all the wrong page is hilarious. Eddie Murphy was like one of the best. Oh, it's so good. So funny. But anyway, Jurassic World's Eddie Murphy. As I said, once or twice I've seen, how many times I've seen those other movies, but this one I've seen so many. And I can watch it again and again. and I'm going to watch it.

My youngest loves dinosaurs. She's not ready yet for Jurassic Park. But when she is, I feel like she's going to be. How old is your oldest that you watched it with? Oh, she's 10. Okay, yeah, that seems. But she watched the first one when she was like five or six. So that was when I watched it in theaters.

And I remember, it's funny, the second one scared me, but the first one didn't. Because I think I was older, so I had more sense of the world. Whereas the first one I had it memorized so I wasn't scared. Whereas I had a VHS of the Lost World with that hologram cover. And I remember putting it in the VCR and building a fort. to protect myself from the raptors, but watching it in the fort. So I was like nine,

afraid, but I'd do it to myself because I wanted to be scared of the raptors because the raptors in the second one are terrifying. Yeah, well, the raptors are pretty terrifying. They're so smart. It's terrifying in this one. They're smart the first one. But I'd memorize.

They open doors. Dude, they're like, yeah, yeah. Every sequence in this is so memorable. Like that sequence is memorable, the chase with the, you know Malcolm in the back, like every action set piece is incredible. Well, that's what I liked about the movie in general

is that you didn't know because it's like we have this idea of what dinosaurs were and what they did. And then this is what the main characters have to go through. Like the experts know a lot about them because of what they've done with archaeology and how they were able to study them. But they've never been around an actual living, breathing dinosaur. So when they see them and learning all these habits that they're fascinated by it, but that's why the lawyer gets eaten like a snack because he doesn't know where to go.

He doesn't know how to not track and all that. The moment that gets me with that, too, in a good way or a bad way. In a good way. Yeah. It's how traumatized the little girl is because he just, he just left us. And literally then Grant having to be like, I'm not going to do that. Right. I don't fucks with kids, but I promise you.

Right. I'm not a good dude. I'm not a bad dude. Yeah, I'm not going to leave you. And then that's why I thought the character work and the way that they set it up and the story, giving you that little setup that he doesn't, he's not a kid's guy. but then he becomes one because of the adventure and the trauma that they all kind of go to together. And it's also when the stampede's happened and run away from the stampede, nobody falls.

Of course, it's electric fencing. Come on, but still, it's a movie. Electric fencing and like endearing him together like that moment, the bravery of the kid. Well, when the kid gets shocked. Yeah, he's paternal. And he feels that. And he's okay. It's like, I think this is the.

10,000 volts like. That kid's toast. Not even a scar. I think this is the. Deadpool. Like, he should. This is the best, uh,

Spielberg amalgamation, right? Like Spielberg's the blockbuster guy, but he's also the Amblin guy. And he's also the, so this to me is like Spielberg at the height of his powers all playing at once. Like he figured out his equalizer because the kid performances are great.

All the blockbustery stuff he did with Jaws is great. All the E.T. Amblin stuff. To me, this is the peak Spielberg film. And that's why I think it's had a hard time finding sequels because how do you do what Spielberg does masterfully again? He did the second one.

Yeah, but he was trying to be himself. You don't mean like. But the. But the second one, again, still better than three, four, and five. I think personally, the second one works with some moments where I'm like, I need to watch it.

I need to watch it. Like the random gymnastics. That's the part I think to everyone are. That's what I always go back to. Yeah. Because it's the only thing I remember in the movie is how stupid that was. I mean, you did a good job as far as filmmaking that you buried the lead and you kind of teased it

where you're like, yeah, she's a gymnast. She'd be killing it. She might be going to the Olympics. But the way you then end up. ended up using it was just unnecessary. That's when you have like one of those videos of like what would really happen, then the dinosaur

just opens his mouth and eats the movie. Movies over seven minutes. Yeah, it's over. But it's, but we'll get into that when we have to. But this the score, the action, the tone I think is what's so good about this movie is because it allows

it like it's, it is the, as Koi was just saying about Spielberg, it's kind of peak Spielberg. This is, this is a peak block Buster movie where movies like this, in 93 when it comes out, you didn't, you're not going up against Marvel films and DC films and Star Wars. There's no, you are the genre. Right. You know, it's, blockbusters were like, oh, it was just open field, man.

What's the blockbuster that's going to hit in Jurassic Borough? So get out of the way. Because here, here we get out of the way. Get out of here. Do me a favor, please. Get out of here. Get out of here, man. Shit.

It's that, that's the part of Winston's the eyes. Get out of here. Get out right here, man. It's the arse. It's the hard ars in there. It's really, really good. But either way. So that's why it's harder to do movie.

But because of Jurassic Park and because now it is its own, as we just mentioned. The genre. Yes. Now that we have a billion dollar box office. It's its own IP. You know, so like when when Jurassic Park came out, it was like, what is this the book? Now it's like when you say they're making another. Jurassic Park movie six or seven in and I think there's other movies too that even though

die hard right with and of course now you're not able to do a die hard but but die hard became one of those movies where and Terminator even though the sequels are not but there's still it's always alien and it's always like okay let's you're you're kind of crossing your fingers that it's going to be essentially what happened with Jurassic Park because after Jurassic Park three and then they bring Jurassic World and you're like who the hell wants to see another one of these then it makes a billion dollars and then and now it's really revitalized again. And no one really made other dinosaur movies.

Like you don't see a lot of other dinosaur. It's not like, it's not like alien which caused other sci-fi aliens movies. You don't see a lot of dynam movies. Because the second you do, are you just trying to be dressed? Exactly. It's that much of an IP that it made,

it's the entire market. The two closest, three closest, I guess, is, but they were already established or both Godzilla and King Kong. And that's very different marketing

and very different style. And then, and then Rampage. But that was obviously, you're looking at a video game, you're less focused on the, you know, and it's really focused on the,

a rock just having an excuse to, like, have different big things around him. And shoot in Hawaii, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there was a lot of convenient IP for the Rock to be like, I'd like to stay home. I'd like things bigger than me. And I'd like cool things that'll be toys. That's the new block poster. What's the Rock want to do?

Whatever the hell he wants to do. And but that was different in the 90s. Like we had to shape things around the story. Well, no, no, no. The 90s, that's the thing, is that the 90s were still the movie stars era. Like in the 90s into 2000, like, I think Jurassic Park was against the mold, though, is what I'm saying. Sure.

This was an IP without a giant. Well, remember that what the difference is, right now, there are a few directors, whether it's a Christopher Nolan, a Tarantino, Scorsese, these people still, that get, that you'll go into the theater because it's their movie. Yeah. Spielberg has had that for a long time. Spielberg had that in 93. He was the movie star. He was the guy.

He was the one because you're like, oh, it's a new Spielberg movie. What's he doing? He's doing a thing about dinosaurs. And he's too, because you're right, Jeff Goldblum, probably the biggest name in that movie at the time, right? Interesting. I mean, who else? What, the fly, right?

Yeah, fly. At that point, he just come off the fly. Well, no, the fly. Fly was about 10 years removed at that point, but he, but he, but he, 83. 85? I don't know what I thought it was like, 86. I don't know what I thought it was like 87.

86. So, but still, that's still, that's still, that's still seven years removed, right? So, but he's still, he was the biggest name, but not a massive movie star by, by any means. It was absolutely what Corey was saying. It's, it's, it was a Spielberg thing. But the movie star was very much a thing, whether it was in, in 93. It was right before. Is that a Van Dam era?

Van Dam was probably on the tail. Actually, I mean, look, Will Smith was about to come on. You can make all the jokes you want. But he was, he was 94, Eddie Murphy. I mean, tons, tons. S&L's Eddie Murphy? Tom Cruise was still doing his thing, you know, in 93. This is when you have few good men and everything.

I mean, shit, Val Kilmer in 92, 93 was pretty big. Yeah, because what, Cottail and Topkin? Julia Roberts, obviously. When was he? Sandra Bullock, not yet. Sandra Bullock, yeah. Sandra Bullock was a shit. This is POTTY Woman, right?

No, no, no, no, you're right. 93 was Demolition Man, so she was right when she popped. Because 94 is when she started to get notification with speed. That's what I was saying. Oh, okay. Yeah, so even Canada Reeves hadn't popped. But my point is, everything that you, everybody that you, but everything that you just mentioned, it was still,

movies were still a vessel to create movie stars. Correct. Yeah, yeah. Sandra Bullock then turned into a bigger movie store, Canter Reeves, and so on and so on and so on. But now it's more so, it's very much so about IP and Jim because you look at Robert Danny Jr., which he talked about. He's the biggest, one of biggest box office movie stars because of Iron Man.

None of his movies pop besides the side. I mean, he's laughing all the way the bank. What the hell does he care? Right, but like, do little his lawyer movie, the things he's producing, it's not the same? None of those movies work. So it's very just a different era. but the fact that he, that Spielberg was doing what he's doing

and now built up that IP, which was the original point, was that Jurassic Park now was in a place after Jurassic Park 3 where nobody wanted to see it. It does a billion dollars. Now it goes back into the zeitgeist, you know? I think part of that though, man, is time. I think you needed time and being so far removed from Jurassic Park 3 to Jurassic World.

Yeah, because you get to a point where you're like, yeah, I'll try another one. In the same way that, like, I don't, like, Revenge of the Sith did pretty decent, but I don't think that people, people were still pretty turned off by how the pre-cels had kind of turned out at the time that I think you needed some time before you came. For what year? For which? I'm just talking about, like, even if you take it out of this franchise and go over to, like, Star Wars. Right, right.

How, like, when we finish the prequel, people are like, man, damn. And you gave it some time. And not only did they grow on us a little bit, but you also had a scenario that once we've, got to Force Awakens that we're like, dude, it's been like a decade. I am so ready. We're in another one, yeah. Sure, I think you're right. And I think that, and similar to that point is that generations grow up.

Yeah, right? And when the generations grow up, they want to see more of their stuff like that, that they love when they were kids. So you very much so with that prequel reference you were just talking about, that those people that when they're five or six love the prequels and then when they get to be 20, 26, they hear someone talking shit on it, it's like, no, no, no, no, prequels are great. And then it's amazing.

how the opinion starts to change a bit, right? And I think Jurassic Park is a movie, Jurassic Park, the first one, is a movie where adults, kids, everyone loved it. So the reputation of it always stayed here, but the other sequels were the ones that started to fall, even from the kids that saw later on in line. And I think 14 years between three and world

is that generation gap of nostalgia. Yeah, it was 2001, 2015. So it's a huge leap. So you have a full generation of like, oh, and now I'm nostalgic. And now a lot of the executives that grew up on that movie that were maybe in their teens are now working at the studios. And then they can push it through.

Or they were assistance. Yeah, and they've been there long enough to actually cause that change. And I think that's how it happened, because everyone in that movie is a giant Jurassic Park fan. That's how you get these next waves. No, no, I get that. What I appreciate about World, I know you said you didn't love it all that much.

I appreciate that you finally gave us a situation where if this is about dinosaurs, that we had a dinosaur to actually give a shit about, if that makes sense. Like a focus? Yeah, because like... You didn't care about Terex in the first one? No, because he was trying to eat all of the people.

people I actually care about. That's the conflict. But what I'm saying is, is then, like, now that you get blue and world, now there's, more like pets for you. Sort of, and it doesn't even,

whether it's a pet or not, I have an emotional connection to that dinosaur. Oh, whereas I don't have them to the rest other than being like, wow, that's a crazy monster.

Like, there's not a point where the T-Rex goes, I'm so sorry for all the trouble I have caused you. You know, but you know what reminds me, it kind of reminds me to jaws a little bit,

too. Yeah. And that's what I, personally, Lance, what I liked about the older ones is I never wanted to feel for the dinosaurs. I wanted to feel for the humans because I thought the dinosaurs were cool.

I like objectively being aware of something being awesome but not positive. Because a lot of things that are awesome aren't positive. Like extreme anything is a negative as we were talking about with someone making dinosaurs instead of helping people. Anything extreme is scary. So I like the idea of being objectively afraid

of sharks, of jaguars, of things that are cool on paper, but if you go to the jungle, you should be afraid of the pool. Winston, I have a question for you. Which of those dinosaurs? I want you to hold on this. Which of those dinosaurs do you think gets the most tail?

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I got a preview of Jurassic World Damia. That's show. That wasn't a dinosaur. I'm in the Patosaurus now is Winston you got some joy mode in him dude I'm so good thank you for that man for Easter weekend we're going on that we've never been on vacation together

we've gone on like group trips and stuff like that but we've never just gone on a vacation so we're doing that just let me show you let me show you the difference of probably Big Bear Nice dude it's perfect that's me do let me show you the difference to single guy what he gets excited about and a married guy Single guy is very excited to go on a vacation

of Big Bear which I would be as well All I'm thinking about for Easter There is a big ZD coming in my own house. That is the only thing. I've been smelling it in the hallway. There's not even any tomato cans open up. But I got to say to answer your question, though, I think I think De Lafasaurus, man.

De Lafasaurus. Delophisor a guy with Joy Mode. He's like presentational. He's got that spitter energy. He's got those bright colors. I think De Lafasaurus fucks. That was a t-shirt. He's a t-shirt.

He just continued to. He straight-up gives facials, too, bro. He's about it. He spits. He might swallow, but he definitely spits. That's what I'm put in the description of this video. We talk dinosaurs and facials. Dinosaurs and facials.

It's just a little more toxic. Dinosaurs Bukakis, bro. Newman couldn't handle the kink, man. Winston's girlfriend is either going to call me up and curse me out or send me Christmas present. Oh, no, you're getting a Christmas card. That's definitely getting a Christmas card. Yeah.

We're about to go to Lofosaurus in Easter, man. Probably one and both hand one of the other to be like, God damn, you fucking Christian. Thank you, you stupid son of a bitch. I should be thanking me. Either way. Can they limp in like Lord of D. Dern and that raptor scene.

That one-leg hobble. Before even takes the pack. She's going to see the pack. It's going to realize. And they're just going to feel like the other kid. No, Winston to be like the T-Rex with the water. Every case of the water is going to be shaking. I'm going to start off by over her shoulder like Samuel Jackson's arm.

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if you have problems, then definitely try it out. But if you don't, it's just one of those things like, hey, you're going to lift some weights. We'll use those and you lift them a little better.

Dibs on next packet. I want to, we'll have a, at the end of the next. him will have to be able to use them on somebody. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I know you.

Bro. Bro. You're like, I go to the premieres with this guy. He's doing all right. He's doing it right. It's true. Why do you think he posts his pictures of Jillenhall? He gets five DMs right after he posts his picture.

I'm just making sure that life will find a way. I don't what you're talking about. Oh, you don't want to go with me in the premiere. You missed out on. Look, man. My rye is just me and Jellanth. Look, I had Danielle for the show direct me in a show. Do you know,

How many people are like, motherfucking, you met Topanga? Let them know the women that were like, yo, you met Topanga? Like, you know what I'm saying? Dude, people have seen Yaya and Watchman. That helped too. Yeah. It's true.

I'm friends with that swinging DC. All right. Jurassic Park. Jesus Christ. Cheese and rice. Jurassic Park. So finishing up, I mean, and we also should talk about it as made famously in the Schmoder, Sir Richard Attenborough, which, as Bibs points out, was not a sir, I guess,

at the time of this movie. We don't talk about it. We don't talk about it. I still don't get the controversy because I don't think I've ever seen the match. I just know it was wild. It was just so much. I think Dan called him Sir Richard Attenborough

and at the time when he was built, he wasn't yet knighted. So Bibbs challenge, I've never seen Dan Mroll get so mad at that challenge. He was so mad at that challenge. And look, to be fair to Bibbs, it's you can challenge anything.

He was like, oh, you should have, you can challenge anything. And honestly, I don't think that he would do it for this reason. he's not that kind of player. But if he wanted to do it,

if he wanted to challenge the Attenborough question just to get in Dan's head, good for him. Yeah, it's a solid play if you're that player. It's absolutely every right to do it. I think it was a stupid challenge overall. In general, in general, a stupid challenge where you're not going to win that challenge.

But if you're doing it to get into someone's head, sure. Bro, bad boy pisses. Sometimes you put an elbow into somebody's rib cage when they go up for a dunk and let them think about it. And that's it. You're not actively trying to hurt somebody. Sometimes Kate spells Kate with a C and it's one name and like,

like, seal and Oprah. Sometimes Kate's the only. Look, there's going to be one that comes up later that I got yelled at for by, by one you were there for and they were just talking trash. Yes. The other one. The other one was legitimate. It was like, no, that's an incorrect answer.

Yeah. And you'll see everything. You can come back and watch this video and see what I'm talking about. But like sometimes you got to do it. Yeah. And also that was a fun match because of it. Like sometimes it enhances the whole experience instead of like... Totally.

And but this one, anyway, but he, Attenborough is fantastic in this movie. He's really good in it. And it's like you believe that he is this billionaire and that he does, and his purpose and the idea. And I really like where they go with him because he's not his, that's why as Winston mentioned in the beginning, his intent is not ill will. It's really to be this, I'm bringing dinosaurs back to the world and I'm going to do it in such a way that people are going to, the same way that, you can see where a billionaire would say this, where you'd go, oh, the same way that a gorillas are in the zoo, and elephants are in the zoo, we're going to bring dinosaurs and put them in a zoo.

And then by the end of it, he sees it, and he's like, all right, we've got to shut it down. Yeah, I, you know, I mean, I guess the whole thing is that this seems more uncontrollable than other stuff. But if you think about, like, say, suicide squad, for example, you're taking a bunch of sociopathic, like, murderers and being like, we'll just put a bomb in your head, and that should be enough that if you get away from us, we're going to whatever, but you don't realize that, again, they are, super villains. They're going to figure out how to get around that. Same thing with dinosaurs. The same thing. The dinosaurs will find a way around the fence or whatever.

And we don't, and we still don't know. I mean, that's, but that's why I think I understand why they go there and we'll go more into it when we get into the other. He watches the movies. But like when they start screwing with the dinosaur DNA and making like the hodgepodge versions of the dinosaurs and there's different dinosaurs that, you know, it's like they're mutated and everything. It becomes like a beast, like a monster movie. It gets more mustache twirly because then it's not. inherently good, whereas Hammond is inherently trying to make the world better in his eye, mutating dinosaurs beyond mutation is like... Well, that's probably why you didn't like the first Jurassic World, right? Yeah, exactly. Didn't you make, in the first Jurassic World, isn't there like a dino with active camo?

Literally. It's got a lot. Look, and you, you, that's, that is child's play compared to what the nonsense they do in the second. I am terrified. I'm so not. This is, this is, what was the movie we watched in one of the rewatches where we were just terrified? It was Batman and Robin where all of us collectively, like we're, it was. I wish I knew.

There it is. There it is. We were just worried for the whole rewatch. And I think this is our this session's like, what is Dressing World 2 going to do to us? Dressing World 2 is not a movie I'm looking forward to. I mean, for you guys, you're going through it the first time. There's novelty. No, I am actively putting myself through this first time.

Should I take an edible? Yes. That's the sponsor we need. Because I can see you come and go, I was expecting it to be really bad. It wasn't that badly. Oh, listen, the opening scene is fantastic. Okay. And very much, and the director is awesome.

He was the guy who did Monster Calls. Yeah, he's visually, really so great director. Who did World? That was Colin Travara. Oh. Yeah, and he's coming back for three. And it looks like they're letting him do the one he wanted to make because all the behind the scene stuff, all the trailers,

that six-minute video he made that, like, that short film was some of the best Jurassic Park I've ever seen. Yeah, because he wasn't going to come back. And I think that's when he was getting into doing episode nine and then that's why he took, he was stepping back from him. He produced the second one. Good for him to have that problem, right?

Right. So what would you, what would you rather do, Christian? You're giving carp launch, do you direct a Jurassic Park film or do you direct a Star Wars film? Come on, man. Who you asking? Me or him?

You're going to say, look behind me. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just asking. Direct out of the, I mean, Jurassic Park to me is I could,

if you said to me, there are a lot of franchises. As I said, I enjoy these movies. I like watch them. I like shove them pop on my face. There were tons of other franchise that I would take over the rest of the car.

Rocky or Star Wars? Let's see. That's a good one. Star Wars still, because I think there's more to play with than Star Wars. Like, the one that I always wanted to do and this was way before, and I think I told you guys on the show, I wanted to do, I had come up with a prequel idea for Apollo Creed before Creed came out. I wanted

an idea of like the 60s and the 70s of like, you know, showing him and people, and essentially it was, it's like the fictionalized version of Muhammad Ali, because it's just, They're different. But so the young Apollo creator, still think there's a story of it. But if, yeah, I would want to direct a, yeah,

something in the Star Wars world. What about if you had Jurassic Park, Free Rain or a very structured middle child Star Wars where the studios control. That's that. That was my thought. That was more my thought. That was more my thought.

Drafts Park, you got freedom. Star Wars, you got to stay within the parameters. It's still Star Wars. Wow. I just know, I know more about it. I care more about it. Fair. Like there's the game that you could play at one point,

is putting like a bunch of franchises and say you can either have this or Jurassic Park most times depending on what they are unless it's like Pokemon and like Power Rangers Jurassic Park might lose I might take Pokemon or Power Rangers because even because even I mean I'm saying Jurassic Park over most things

I'm the other way because this is more foundational to my experience. I understand that like here's and this is the tough one that I would get into and most people would take Jurassic Park over this and I understand when it comes to Terminator in Jurassic Park. Interesting. No, I take Terminator. Oh, I'd run from Terminator.

See, Terminator has not had a good movie since the second one. I'm sure. And I just think that because the TV show, the problem with the TV show, Sarah Connor Chronicles, is that it just suffered from having TV budgets. Yeah. And it was when it was on network TV. The stories itself was pretty good.

Well, I guess, so the two things I'm had, I need to, there's a lot of just these older franchises growing up because I was just doing my, my own thing and my parents were not big into movies that I missed. So I saw the first two Terminators also within the last like decade. Okay. I haven't seen past Judgment Day because everybody kept telling me how bad they were. You've never seen past them.

Judgment Day was the last one I saw. So that's why you're in the best timeline, dude. Look how happy you are. That's why he picks Terminator. He's like, I live a perfect world for those two Terminator. Man. There's a lot of stuff inside of the other ones that had potential. But like there's just so much crap.

I've only watched the Yankees winning seasons. They're a great team. The last movie was terrible. And the movie before that, I mean, it is not good. But I still think that because you're dealing with time travel and the way that you can do it. My favorite, I know we're talking about Jurassic Parker, but my favorite, and I've said this a million times over. Terminator 1, one of my favorite movies of all time. And I love T2, but Terminator 1, it is, to me, a far superior film than the second one.

And what makes that movie so special besides just the fact that it's a low-budget movie, is that it's a horror film. That is a horror movie. If you, in my, my humble opinion, I still think that if you want to try to save the Terminator franchise, you make it for like $60 million and shoot it like a low budget horror film. That new Candyman, make it that vein, because that new Candyman is terrifying,

and it's really low budget and handled well. Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah. It's incredible. And it's terrifying, and the budget is used as a strength. Yeah. Well, I mean, then it just sounds like you need Jordan to be involved, and I think he could,

I think he would kill it if you gave him. He produced Canadian. He produced Canadian, yeah. And the director's doing the Captain Marvel sequel, which it's the first time I'm being excited for Captain Marvel. All I was going to say is that they, you know, there's clearly a formula where that worked, where you started with a horror film and turned it into an action film

because you did the same thing with aliens. A lot of people argue that Alien is a horror film, and then aliens is your action film. C-1-T-2 is the same. 100%. I also think the Terminator is probably the most ripe IP for today of any 80s IP. There's nothing more topical

than what we're getting with like Boston Dynamics robots, AI taking over. Skynet is social media. Like there's never been more of a time for SkyNet to activate. And that's what I want to see what they do with Jurassic Park,

right? Because Jurassic Park, the tone really hasn't changed too much. Because as we all mentioned, the first one could have very well been more of a horror film. But understandably why they went more mainstream blockbuster

and it worked. I'm very curious to see where this goes, this third movie. I feel like from when it's coming out, it's going to be another big blockbuster movie. And even the trailer where, you know, it's kind of makes me nervous where the dinosaur comes into the drive-in and people are just kind of going about their business.

Oh, look at a dinosaur. It's just like, I don't know. I mean, you had the T-Rex be like, Mommy Daddy, look, and he out here just drinking from the pool. I mean, we're about to get to that. I know. That's a second. Well, yeah, it doesn't mean it's good.

That was the thing that I felt like, I remember because I played the Lost World game in arcane all the time. I was very confused why we went from Jurassic Park to San Diego. And that's just from the video game perspective, let alone to then watch the movie and be like, this is where this came from. He was just tram. I was starstruck by San Diego the first time I went to Comic Con because I was like,

this is where the T-Rex was. And I was like a grown man. I was just so excited to be there. Wasn't it also shot in Burbank? because there seems to be a lot of downtown Burbank. I don't know. We'll find that soon because that's the second one. This was the first one.

We did dive. We dove into the kids, the kid dynamic we went into for sure. The brother and sister, you believe that they're brother and sister? Absolutely. And are the kids a little annoying? Yeah, but whatever.

He and Malcolm's so quotable and so today. He is. A lot of his quotes about science and that we see them come up. And I like that, but I like their relationship also because normally, you don't see characters like that where he's, normally a guy like that who's hitting on the main guy's girlfriend

and either gets eaten by a dinosaur or something else. But he turns out to be an ally. You know, he turns out to be a guy who, he stops, he cuts it out, and they all kind of work together. And he's got the conflicting view right away. Alan and what's Lord Dern's character's name? That's the thing that kills me. I just keep calling to Laura Dern.

Because it's Lord Dern. Oh, man, it's Alan and... The audience is right now screaming at us. Perry just woke up in a cold sweat. Eli Sattler. Is it Ellie? Dr. Sattler. I think they say Ellie once.

That's why I say. Eli. Eli. Eli. So, yeah. So, so Eli and Peyton are running around the joint. Dr. Eli.

But it's, like Lord Dern at all. But it was, and then how about the, and what we talk about is, is the, dude, the hunter that the,

that guy could have a little more to do. Oh, he could have more to do. If I remember correctly, he didn't even do anything. No, he could have had more. He said one of the most

quotable lines of all time. He does. But I just love how he is built up as this dude. Like, I got it. I got the shot. He didn't kill one dinosaur.

Yeah. Homie was like, Sh, chill, I got this. Well, there wasn't a lot of, I mean, how many. My acting coaches in this movie is, as Dobson. How many dinosaurs actually died in this movie? The ones that got eight. Right.

But not, but they didn't kill any. Because the Triceratops survived. It was just sick. They did not, they did not kill a single dinosaur. And I love that. I love that. Yeah, that's a good point. That's not there.

That's not what they, I think they start to come and become villains if they start to do that because they're the ones that brought them there. Yeah, you invented them. It's like killing your child. Yeah. Yeah, but, you know, you kind of invented Carrie and she kind of needs to be put down at one point, if I'm being honest with you. But that's why I like them not humanizing them with blue and stuff is you need them to stay monsters.

Do you know what I mean? Like that's kind of where I lost in the grass world is like they're no longer the thing they're meant to be. But Jurassic World, but that's, that also gives you the reason that when you kill them, you don't care as much. Right. Because when the T-Rex is, when they bring it through this process in Jurassic Park, And then if you would have started shooting shotgun shots at it, you're like, oh, man. Like, that's, I mean, you're not wrong because I guess watching the Lost World, even though I was like, I was more pissed off of the Lost World and we'll get to that.

It's because it's like, bro, did y'all not learn your damn lesson? You just decided you're going to show up to the extra island and start kidnapping dinosaurs to put on display. You dumbasses. But humans are dumb. It's true. That's why I always say about aliens. It's like, aliens probably, like, oh, how come if aliens are real, how come? If aliens are real, how come they haven't shown up?

And we're smart enough that we would know that they were going to be here. And I was like, do you ever think that maybe we're not the smartest? And maybe we're actually the dumbest? If they can travel here, they've got intergalactic travel, which means they're already smarter than us. And if the last two years have taught us anything, is that everyone hide zombie bites. And they get close and they get close to the earth.

And they go, what are they watching right now? Something called the Flora Bama Shore. Turn around. That's it. We're out. Go back home. I'm trying to tell you, like, it's not direct internals, but the Celestials like literally said,

all we're going to give y'all a shot. And then they go, y'all some dumb asses. Good luck. Dumb. Look at how we've handled everything in the last like 10 years. Why haven't we seen any aliens?

I wish I knew. All right. Well, that being said, ladies and gentlemen, what's that? Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Yeah, man, shit.

All right. It's time to go. Jurassic Park. We'll be back with Jurassic Park 2 next week. It might have to be digital next week. And I'll explain to you to Winston and Coy, why. But it'll be, it might have to be digital next week.

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