The Kristian Harloff Show - REWATCH! Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

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So you have this shit piece we're about to talk about today on the rewatch. I'm going to try to not curse as much. I know they said kids are watching this thing, but I mean, I don't know. If you made your kids watch this, then you're a terrible parent. It's not worse. Yeah, I'm just kidding. Maybe I'm not. Listen, this is Jurassic World.

It's the fallen kingdom, and it is the last movie that we are doing in this rewatch. leading up to Dominion, which is coming out soon. We are, look, if you ever say that we didn't do anything for you guys, I'm going to point you to this video. I think that this is the worst movie we've watched and rewatched so far, including Batman and Robin. And we'll talk about it as far as why in a minute. Sorry.

That's about as good as this movie was. 100%. So there's going to be a lot that we're going to be talking about with this thing. But again, if you didn't know, I'm going to smash myself in the face with a lemon pie, but we've got to hit 50,000 by June 1st. And if you subscribe today, well, then maybe you can help that out. If you don't, well, I don't know what to tell you. So let's get into this.

It's myself, it's Winston, it's Coy, we're in studio, and we're talking about Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom. What's up, everybody? How you doing? Good. Can we just talk about Topkin? Never. I need it in my life. I don't want to see it. I haven't seen it yet. You got it. I haven't either. Let's put the review up this morning.

More screenings? I won't go. Yeah, I'm so jealous. I'm sorry. I know. I know. Kalanowski was in here yesterday yelling at me because he's like, okay, I understand that if you're going again, that's fine. But why did you have to take Ellis? You guys saw it with Ellis last time. Yeah, I saw that picture of you and I was definitely like. Why did you take Ellis? Oh, you and Ellis went together twice?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he took me the first time and I took him the second time. Oh, that's cute. And it was, well, look. This is, this, this, this movie and daddy get back together. This movie was not for you. This movie was not for you. And we, we, we, it was, it was hilarious because even when we had, we, we, we, we didn't want anyone sitting near us. Yeah.

It was like, just get the hell out of here. This is, this is a movie, like, and, and I know that we're supposed to talk about this fart piece, but we'll talk about it in a second. It, it is the best movie I've seen in five years. I'm so excited. Because everything everywhere all at once in I haven't seen. I have not seen it yet. But that's the first time I've felt like. that so hear that happen again. Yeah.

It's wild. You're gonna lose your mind. I mean, this is my childhood. Like, I literally bought a motorcycle because I wanted to fist pump airplane. Here's the thing. If you, and I'm gonna address you because I know that you're in, you're in the latter part of this. But if you loved Top Gun the first one, I don't have, all I'm gonna say is I can't wait to talk to you about how much you love. I can't like, like I rented up, I rented a, I rented a movie theater to play it for my birthday. No, that's great. That's great. Now, now if you're someone who just found it a year ago and just like it. And just like it. Still going to love it.

Still going to love it. Because it's a, it is a, especially if you, and if you didn't like the movie, you'll still love this movie. Wow. Because it is. That's incredible. Because it doesn't, I don't know. I mean, I really wish that we could do it. Once you guys, we are going to do a full review of it, spoiler review like we always do.

We're going to do a rewatch of the OG, right? Yeah, we're going to do. That's next week. So for people who know next week is the- So if we do it next week, that'll drop the week before Top Gun. Do we want to wait and do it the week of Top Gun? I don't know. What the hell can we do next week?

What? Hey, you know, and ask the audience right now. Why don't you guys suggest something that we rewatch for next week and then we'll do Top Gun the following week? We got to suggest something and we'll look at it. And it's got to be something that's going to, you know, other people are going to want to watch. I don't want to put something random up. Oh, review my, do the rewatch of my eighth birthday. So, no one's going to watch that. Because theoretically, if we do Thursday the 26th, it drops the 27th.

So we'd want our Top Gun to be leading. Yeah. So next week's the 19th. We could start the Rocky stuff. No, no. I have to be honest. And I don't want to. blame you, but I might as well blame you on air.

I think we started Jurassic Park too early. I agree with that. That wasn't my fault. I'll show you the text. Show it to me then. I was wondering how this happened. I was wondering because I did the math for Batman, remember? And I was real proud of that Batman.

Receipts. You know that text is going to be in a graphic on this show. You know that text is going to be a graphic on this show by the time. And I'm so ready. It's true. Because I got the Batman receipts because I nailed that time. Hold on. I'm a grown-ass man.

Ask this man what I did. He said, Tuna and Matt. Mac and cheese is it is better. You need to try it. And I said, fine. And I tried it. Did I like it? Not really, but I did it. Because you're grown. Because I'm a grown-ass man. So bring the receipts, Christian Harlow. I will. You're right here. Probably look you right here. Here we go. He's diving back and mom. So let me ask you. Why do we bring all this up instead of the movie? I wish I knew. Oh, I know why. Oh, I know. I know. I know. I know. We're trying to save ourselves.

The one thing that I will say is, and I think I lied when I said it out loud before. I was like, this won't be very long. I feel like this is going to be longer than most because we were. We were We were complaining about the each one of us looked like we just came out of jury duty. Wow. Watching this movie. And it is, it is so bad. And I remember telling you guys, and if you guys have been watching this rewatch when I was telling Koi and I was telling him it something, just, just, just, just wait.

And neither of us had seen it. Neither is your first episode. So we're going to talk. I want to get their perspective on it. But I will say this, that I kept saying to them, and if you've been watching the series, then you will recall that I said, the opening scene with the. water scene with the big dinosaur is pretty great. And then I started watching it because my wife started watching me.

She's never seen it before. So before she went to sleep last night, she went to bed around 20 minutes in with the idea that this was a decent movie. What a great. What a great one to watch it. Because about 20, 30 minutes into the movie. Still having a good time. It's not that bad.

Like the stuff that- Speak for yourself. Well, I know that you had an issue with like the PETA stuff and all that, which I can understand. But the stuff on the island is just kind of a generic. Jurassic Park 3 Which is way better than where we go. This movie turns into a

$250 B movie with bad music, a monster bullshit. Sooky vampire. With the Nosephratu Klau. That 10 minute sequence is one of the dumbest sequences I've seen in a major movie. And the dialogue. The one where the vampire dinosaur goes in through the window and does it all sneaky

after he's been rampaging the whole movie. Literally up until that point he's trashing stuff and then all of a sudden he's like, I've got to be spooky. And then he comes in like, And he makes a shadow, looks at a shadow, and then comes in and he doesn't ravage. He just slowly is like, hello little girl in the bed that is suddenly not hiding in a dumb waiter for the seventh time. And why is this word? What is this movie?

You're focused on the wrong part here. The dumb girl. That is the stupidest fucking child. She's hiding in the bed. That has ever been in a movie. And just to be clear, not the actress herself. No, the actress is fine. All of the characters.

But dude, all of the characters in this movie are stupid. And the dialogue is so bad. They made Justice Smith, who was awesome. and so likable and great and dope and he's just such a great actor. He is, his character sucks. And the whole movie is just doing this. It's insane how unlikable they make this.

If I had seen this before I had seen Detective Pikachu or dope, I would have, I would have missed out on him. I would have instantly been like fuck both of those movies. Because he's charming. Because he is a charming dude and they ruin him here. He's terrible.

And every character. Chris Pratt is doing an audition for Indiana Jones. And he's been the whole time. Like in the first movie he was doing it light. This one he's all the way in. Bryce Dallas Howard is just, she's, I mean,

she's better, her character's better in this movie than in the first one. She's got more of like a moral compass. They realized how dumb it was to make her like, uh-huh, like Dr. He's probably the best in this movie

because even the other girl who is like, who, I love the character and the idea of, they write her so cliche. But she's so cliched and she's over the top, it's just like, you know, like, I'm overly tough. And anything you say to me,

it's like, you got to have, you got to have some guy, And you also got to have a heart. Yeah, you have to grow into that. Yeah, there's no art to her. The guy hadn't turned evil yet, and she's yelling at him, and I was like, he's not bad yet. We know as an audience, but like, don't, not yet.

That's Buffalo. And that's Buffalo Bill from, you knew he was going to be bad. The only time he's not bad was when he was in heat as the cop. Yes. But every other time, if you cast them, and especially because we've seen that role a million times ago. In Jen is always going to be a bad. And that's another thing. The twist is the exact, not even a twist.

The exact same plot beats to the point where I think they use Blue's same CGI at the end. I'm pretty sure that. he's rescued when he rescues. Yeah, when he jumps on the bag of the T-Rex, I think they use that with the velociraptor T-Rex and just replayed it on a smaller dinosaur. It's terrible. It's so bad.

I'm not going to let you all get away with bashing this child because she was that bad, bro. The character. The actress is fine. You did fine, little girl. Congratulations. You did a great job. You were a blockbuster film.

Winston hates kids. Your character, though. Your character is dumb as fuck. I said it to you, you small child. Listen to me. Look, look. You found all the, the records you found all the hidden videos of blue growing up and all that and yet somehow you thought

when the raptor was ravaging up the stairs hiding in your bag well wait wait to be fair to her to be fair to her chris pratton lays in bed with her too and goes i think blue will get here eventually because she hasn't done anything we're going to wait for blue and then like even at the beginning he's been hitting the head a lot i'm telling you man and then the the the the dynast the the stupid monster movie that they make for this thing. And how dumb. Buffalo Bill's supposed to be the smart.

He gets in the cage. First of all, that whole scene is so ridiculous. There's the one stunt man and goes, hey, I've been on set for two days. Nobody's, hey, you want to get thrown into some chairs? Yeah, throw me into some chairs.

So they throw the stuntman into some chairs. And then they just leave him alone. Chris Pratt unleashes the hammerhead dinosaur on everybody. And then we'll go away. The daredevil. Yes. But then disappears.

Yeah, right. He's flying. He's doing so. Superman punches. He's suddenly very acrimatical. He's doing all that. And that was the Indiana Jones. He even says to Justice Smith,

the woman was, all right, you're all right, kid. Yeah, we see the vest, bro. We know what you're trying to do.

So either way. So all of that, he unleashes it because, and he makes sure that he stops because he doesn't want to let this hybrid dinosaur out. Right. And then he just leaves. And then the cliche nonsense of all,

everybody's screaming and yelling going, bad extras do this. Ah! And then you have Buffalo Bill just look at me. I'm the tough hunter. I'm just standing watching because I'm tough and I've been through this before. So what are you going to do? Well, I figured this thing that I don't know what it is.

I'm going to shoot it three times. Why? Well, why not? Okay. That's part one. Then I'm going to wait to see if it falls asleep. Oh, it did. Okay.

So what are you going to do now? Well, I figured this is the perfect time to get one of its teeth for my necklace. Also, it's going to smile at me. And when the dinosaur smirks. for the ones finding new ways to ensure the job always gets done, for the ones wearing many hats, for the ones who are hands-on, even from far away, and the ones keeping business moving forward.

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It's a smart dinosaur. But you're telling me that he didn't hear from nobody beforehand that this is the smartest. No, he didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't see it from the island. He didn't know. It does a little tail thwhip and then a little smile to face twice. Come on, let's not take away some of the good writing.

But I'm trying to say, he wasn't, he wasn't then as the bodyguard in the auction room. He didn't see none of that. He walked up going, you owe me my bonus. He went walking up going, you give me my bonus, the dialogue. He's been so on this. As everybody's dead. Also, he disappeared. He went to Olive Garden.

Where was he? Toby. Toby what's his name, Arnimzola, who's like the little guy, the auctioneer guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Toby Jones. Yeah, Toby Jones. Yeah, yeah, he plays Arnizola in the, right, right, right, right. So like, I- Too many names.

I got you. But so he's, that stupid Trump haircut that he has and everything. So he's like, I'm an auctioneer and I know more about money than you'll ever know. And then he's like, these dinosaurs are worth $4 million. I'm like, a dinosaur skeleton is worth $4 million. A T-Rex skull that's dead is worth $4 million. Why do you think living dinosaurs are worth nothing? And if you're going to smash the character of the little girl,

the only reason I give her passes, she's got my daughter's name. So I leave her a lot. Oh, I see why you're. But how about, how about the, how about the cliche dude that's working for the, what's,

what's the partner's name? The old man who wants to die in Macy's father, I guess. Bigging the city, what's his name? Same problem. But not Cromo, but not Cromo. Who, the main villain in this thing. Oh, who went to get ripped into like five pieces. That was fun.

That guy's terrible too. So bad. He's so bad. And his dialogue is rough. Everything that he does is so bad. It's so cartoony. This movie is so mustache twirling, and it's obvious from the beginning.

This whole movie is mustache twirling. The other thing that I don't get, I understand that rich people want to get richer. But if you have all this money to make all these dinosaurs, to put all this shit together, to act like all of a sudden adding another $10 million is going to really do something for you. Well, for him, remember, that guy wasn't rich, though.

That guy wasn't, he was trying to be. He was trying to take over. So his motivation behind it, okay, fine. And the fact that you duped her, okay fine why because everyone in a Jurassic Park movie doaps it that that part of it but it this is why I do like the first movie Jurassic World so special no not not Jurassic Park Jurassic World because Jurassic World at least stayed to the basics of the skeleton right and the skeleton being okay look this is we they finally got the park open they're finally doing it

and yeah it was a little bit more of that big blockbuster feel sure and still understand the criticisms for that but at least it stayed inside the skeleton even this movie that's kind of Yeah, but it looks like the skeleton. This one. I'm talking about, no, no, no, I'm talking about the first half of this movie or the first 30, 40 minutes does stick to it. But the problem was if you stay, and I get this, if you stay there, it's just the same generic movie.

That's why they should have shifted to this thing that they're doing where the dinosaurs got out. Yeah. In that movie. I'm saying the, I mean, a billion dollars says shut up, stupid. The fact that it starts with the whale dinosaur, whatever the hell that thing is getting out, that is your movie. Right.

set the meg loose. Yeah, and then we don't talk about it until the end when he's eating a surfer. Do a goddamn Jaws hybrid. What are you doing? First of all, how did that thing get to eat the surfers? How did it make it all the way there? All the way out in the ocean. How did it make it there?

Does anyone know? Do you not remember the gate was open in the beginning? That's how it got out. I know, but it just swam for three days. It just kept swimming. It's a giant dinosaur whale. Are you, this is what you're hung up on. No, no, I'm way more hung up on.

They haven't made. The Velocerator-Tex combo took three days to cook. They were like, we're going to make this thing. And then all of a sudden, the thing's fully made. They're like, we're going to sell this thing. How did they make an entire dinosaur? How did it grow from baby to adolescence? How did they get the DNA code from blue?

When blue's still bleeding out in the thing, how did any of that happen over the course of the time that they were trapped in? That means it takes a minute. Like we had it cooking? Is it an easy make oven dinosaur? I have no answer. That's how I'll tell me to answer everything. My wife goes, why didn't you take out the garbage?

It's a prototype. It's a prototype. Between that and I wish I knew. I wish I knew it's a prototype. It's a prototype. It's a prototype. I wish I knew. I wish I knew.

I wish I knew. It's a prototype. George, we're evolving. Clooney, add your prototype. Holy crap. It's so bad. It's just a bad movie. It's just like,

you were right. I was hoodwinked in the first five minutes. And then what happened was then the next half hour on those first five minutes was still interesting for me because I was like, okay, they're trying new things, but they're still playing with the characters.

I'm invested enough in the idea of why they're rescuing the dinosaurs and you had the ticking time bomb on the volcano. Of course it's a dumb sequel. Of course that's way too much. But it was in the blueprint. It was at least in the blueprint. And it was at least in candy.

It felt right. And then as soon as they're off that island, so don't. Winston is, Winston is. Here's the thing. I am very, very pro animal rights. Yes.

I do not fuck with PETA. I'm very pro how I fixed your camera. Your camera looks good. It looks great. It looks great. You should have seen him before. So I say that and the fact that we're like, Jeff Goldblum goes,

hey, they were extinct. Let him die. Let him go. Which makes sense. And they go, he even said, Pratt says it too. Exactly.

When she goes, don't you want to, don't you think, you're just going to let blue die? And he goes, yeah. Yeah. And then at the end, he tries to let them all die again.

Right. They all do. And that little girl's, and that little girl's, and this is what I'm saying. And this is what I'm saying. And this is what I'm saying. Well, yeah,

well, first of all, let's talk about the clone thing. Let's talk about the clone. Why? Because, well, I mean, I guess the pain behind it and cloning your daughter and everything, if you, if you can do it.

And the riff, you knew how to clone people, if you knew how to do it, and you knew it was going to be flawless, and you knew it could work without pet cemetery type shit happening. And your daughter passed away and you could do it. I could see that happening. And I could see the riff between him and him and happening. So I didn't mind that. It was the, oh, there's a big twist. What is it? A little picture she sees the picture. And then it's like, okay, the second you see that picture, everybody goes, oh, wait a minute, she's a clone. And then 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Half an hour later.

Oh, I guess you didn't know this. And everybody goes, she's a clone. And you knew from the moment they hit the photo. I mean, it was a very telegraphed for movie watchers. Here's my question. I'm sure the clone has a little bit of an existential crisis because it's like, am I human, whatever, right? We don't talk about it. Unless that clone can now go, oh, it can control the dinosaurs.

No connection to dinosaurs. What does it have to do with the film? And that's the third movie I think they wanted to do with the film. I think they wanted to go there. They wanted to do with the film. No, no. What did it have to do with the film? because they had to have a kid because that's that is part of that is part of the blueprint.

At least that's right. Just too old. At least a just and because that was not his, his purpose of it was to be like the tech guy. Right. Helps out and that whole relationship between him and that girl. I see what they were trying to do. They were trying to see these people who have this kind of friction.

Yeah. And then by the end he saves her life and she's like, but she's just, she's so like cool where she's just like, thanks, man. I don't feel. I don't feel. And it's like, it's like that whole thing. And then blue comes in.

And they let blue out. It's such a, they don't even try to play in the realism at all at all. Like even in the first movie, yeah, it's a big blockbuster movie. And of course, you've got to suspend a lot of disbelief. But they make the characters and the arcs real enough and emotionally that you're invested into it. And each time, every movie from two after we're watching us, to Three to Jurassic World to this, we are in a phase of Jurassic Park right now that is pure popcorn, fast and furious, spectacle that now you have to evolved so much faster though the second half is exponential

100 but it does it but it plays into the evolution pun intended if of this franchise you have to go into dominion not expecting a lot of development and characters you can't expect a lot of emotion you got to expect just grab a big huge tub of popcorn and watch dinosaurs go eat each other and hopefully it's not monster dinosaurs and it's actually because they're like, well, people are tired of T-Rexes now. T-Rex comes in, does the same thing every time.

Eat somebody and then screams at somebody at the end. He's like, my dog after he takes a dump on the lawn. The dude and the T-Rex. Yeah, that's it. I just, what's so interesting is I see. I want to hear your fuck Peter rant.

Because fuck Peter. I'm with you. I just want to know where you're going with it. The methods in which they go about it. Oh, they're evil corporate. And I know there we're F-bombing all over the place. Let's try.

I'll try and rate it back in. But I, But all that being said, you look at the very beginning that this man that has over and over and over told you this needs to stop. Let them die. Goldblum you're talking about. Yes, Goldblum specifically. Let them die. Like, they're not real animals.

Well, but wait a minute. But first of all, first of all, the Congress does say, okay, let him die. Yeah, let him die. It's basically Bryce Dallas Howard and everybody else. Her whole crew. But they are real animals, though. That's the thing. And this, because if you, because the girl's a real girl, that's the whole, that's, that's, that's the point. That's the parallel.

That's the kind of stuff that they're living creatures. Okay, I get it. And I did like how they humanize the animals. Yes. And that's the thing that you will have to kind of morally ask yourself. That's the part of the movie I actually did like. Yeah. Where you have to ask yourself, like, it's a matter of your belief as well.

Like, do you believe in the way that life is created? Is that a real person or because God didn't create them doesn't have a soul? Like that's a, it's a lot that goes into that thought more than I looked at. Let me, let me amend my statement in the sense that these are living, being sure, but they are monsters. They are straight-up- They're created. They're created.

They're created beings, but they're monsters that have straight up annihilated every person that has attempted to make them be a thing. Not all of them, though. I mean, look, Chris Pratt's still out there with blue.

Yeah, as JT would say, the Tricerator Totus tops was perfectly docile. Yeah, but a lot of them, I mean, and then the debate, I don't know, the not called bronosaurus, I don't know whatever they called. I mean, that was extremely,

That shot was gorgeous. When you pulled off and it was screaming, that, that actually got the franchise. Right. Right. So I, I get it and I hit the whole. Heartless. Maybe I am. Winston Hates, kids and animals. Kids and animals. It's true.

There's a pattern here. It's more what it is. It's more what it is, bro. Send it to a lady. It's the, go ahead. This is not about dogs. I love dogs. I genuinely do.

This whole aspect of, I'm going to go in the mountains. And then the mountain line attack me. And then he's on a rampage because he's got a thirst for human blood. We have to save that mountain line. Yeah. Nah, that mountain line is a monster now. And in this case,

the mountain line's not part of the food chain. In this case, the mountain line, we did this. Like, we brought the mountain line into this suburb. Yeah, it's going to be a problem.

Oh, by the way, there's 65 million-year-old mountain line. So, like, I see that logic, but I also see the humanity they put with the dinosaurs. That was interesting. But at the same time at the end of the day, what we've chosen to do as human beings is hubris,

which is what the franchise is about. I get it. I think the thing that bothers me is I keep thinking about it from the lens of old school 90s black comedians talking about white people in horror movies, being like, what was that noise? I'm going to go and investigate. Split up.

Then when you all get killed, you were like, well, what happened? How did this go down? And I'm like, none of this had to happen. We talked about it with the cast of Jurassic World is real white because that's more realistic for the choices. So here we are. But everything about the movie,

and everything about it, like the choice. And I will say, say, Jay Bona, who directed this movie is a great director. He directed a monster calls. Which I enjoyed a lot. Fantastic film. A monster calls, yeah. Wow. It's fantastic film. Which is why spooky rafters

in here. But this is where a lot of times I think directors get blamed. And I don't know if this is fact. It just seems to me where they bring in a guy who had that kind of, he's coming off the success of that film. And they go, hey, we'd love for you to do this. And he's like, okay, well, what are you looking for? We want like a big, over the top kind of monster feel. Here's the script.

Shoot it. And he's like, okay. So So you want like over the top? Like, what do you want? Yeah. And then that's what he gave them, right? And you're like, ah, it's a terrible job directing, but that might be, and I could be wrong.

But that might be exactly what he was asked to do. I would imagine it is, and I imagine the script was written on napkins. Like it's not a thing that feels cohesive. Co-wrote the script. It is.

That also might just be tied to the original Jurassic World Tourism. I don't know what it is, because he was attached for a while. This is a place, no, no, no, he was never supposed to do the second month.

Oh, I thought he was. No, I thought he left. Remember, no, he didn't leave. Did he was, he was, No, no, no. So he was on the first movie. Okay.

And then it blew up. He was always on as a producer and a writer, but then he got Star Wars. So he was going to do Star Wars instead, knowing that he wasn't going to direct the second one. And then I guess after Star Wars fell through, they brought him back to do the third one. And I like that little, right? And I like that little. So I just, I hope, I just, I mean. There's a short where it's like a, it's like a 10 minute short with the T-Rice and stuff.

Like in the world, like basically they're out in the world. It starts out in that trailer parking. Yeah. It's good. And that's like, that's where I hope that we stay that it does make, like the good news that this movie is two hours and like eight minutes. It feels four hours.

But it's two hours and eight minutes. The next movie is like 230 or something. Yeah, we talked about that when we were talking about it. That makes me nervous. It makes me nervous. Because the Dr. Strange thing,

we were right. It needed to be longer. Now I'm worried that we were right and this needs to be short. So funny. I saw someone comment on the other day about Dr. Strangley. One, you guys wanted this to be four hours long about Dr.

I said, one, 15 minutes would have been fun. 15 minutes, it would have been fun. Two, you had too many expectations of this movie, but two, when a movie is called Multiverse, I just had expectations of what I thought about it. Did you do that for every? He did three points, I did three points. That's amazing.

What was the third? I can't remember. I've enjoyed Christian going to the dark side in comments. I haven't been going dark side, though. Not as bad as me. But I haven't been going dark side. I just, for a positive conversation, I'll answer, right? Like, there were people many times over on our Dr. Strange thing that was like,

hey, I don't agree with you guys, and here's a reason why. And I said, dude, thank you for, or lady, thank you so much for being so, you know, respectful or just intelligent in your conversation. It's, it's the thing of just like, no, you're wrong, you stupid asshole. And it's like, come on. And like, like, like I said, I'm not going to start arguing yelling people, like the one guy, who actually wrote back and thought it was funny too, but he wrote back and he said, he goes, as soon as they said

Bruce Campbell showing up was a bad idea, I was out. And I went, fuck him, man, take a stance. And he laughed. But he laughed. And it's like, that's the type of stuff. I'm just going to, I'm going to now, I've decided, talk to people.

Wait, they talk to you? No, I'm going to talk to people the way to talk to my friends if someone said it said it like that. And that's what, but what I have been doing and enjoying myself is we get these spam comments that come in about, and they're in different languages. Yeah. Buy a woman now.

Whatever it is. Click here for blah, blah, la photos. I've been responding to them, even though, go back on our last video and you'll see, I've been responding to them, even though they don't respond, they're not even looking at it. And I went,

and it's in different language. And I said, really? I didn't know Farts could power, high air, air balloons, right? And then I said, and someone wrote back a long thing,

and I go, that's interesting. Bagels are on sale everywhere on Wednesday. Bro. The opening in this show is what you're in the comments. Yeah. That is a great exercise to practice your goddamn improv. That's what I've been doing.

It's a dream of consciousness comments. I no longer delete spam. I respond to it. I love that. You're engaged with chaos. Free form commentary. And it just and it and it calculates as a comment on the channel. You're boosted to me. Thanks for the help.

I'm responding. So by the way, you want to entertain yourselves? Go back to the last, the last video. I guess it might have been top gun or the other one, but we're for it. I've been responding.

I'm got. And we will get spam on this one. I will respond to it all. 100%. While you're watching this movie, check the spam comments because they're more entertaining than this movie. This movie is a big pile of fart. Maybe that's what they needed to do to control the dinosaurs.

Just like, when the dinosaurs was like, they just go, Oh, really? Like just, apparently they're that intelligent. It reminds me that there's a TikTok video or it's, I don't know what it is. We're originated from this dude's talking to his son and the kids maybe two years old.

And he's just like, blah, blah, blah. He's like, really? Yeah. He's like the cell phone? Yeah. Yeah, it's so good. And he's like, he's like, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, man, he's like, oh, I didn't even think about that.

That's a great idea. It's really like that. And I do. And it's the same thing like when people, like, you know, with the age of the cell phone, it doesn't happen as much anymore. But like when telemarketers and stuff call, yeah, I pick up and I just have a blast with them. Yeah. And I'll pretend that I'm a, I don't understand English or or start talking in gibberish or it's.

We got some telemarketer calls on the podcast I do. Like literally they call. called our hotline call. It's the best. So I've just started responding to all the hotline calls that we get the spam for and just engagement. I'm telling you that it is now it is now I was going through those comments and I said, no what? I'm going to respond. And I'm just making myself laugh like an imbecile. It's all we can hope for. So anyway, and speaking of humor, there's none of it in this movie. None of it that works. None of it works. None of it that works. Like there's no, the relationship between. I think I laughed twice and they were probably like little Chris

Pratt like visual jokes. Right. Because he's always interesting enough. Yeah. I mean, and And the relationship between him and Bryce Dallas Howard, they almost give up on it. I hate that every movie has to do that we fell in love. The sequel means we're estranged. This is the situation for some reason it has to change. Like, why can't anyone be happy? Why can't anyone raise their kids?

Why can't anything? That'd be original. Let a family. So they can have the arc of like, I think I was wrong. And we should get back together. But the arc of staying together is more interesting at this point in movies. The arc of being together.

I would have even been more into they're together. and maybe they're split on what to do for this. Yeah. So then they decide. But their love causes conflict. That's more interesting. That would have been so interesting. Yeah.

Now you would have actually had me on board because then I can anchor to Chris and she's on the opposite side of this. And now he feels like he has to go to the island because she's going to die. Right. I did like the line. It's right there. I did like the line when she goes, let's go get a drink.

And he goes, did you bring him or we got to go somewhere? Yeah, the Chris Prattism. I liked that line and then you go into it and she's, and it looks like she's hammered and then they went away from that real quick. But yeah, it's just that they give up on it like the very end. She gives them kind of some half-ass kiss at the end. The motivation for the main guy to turn and be the bad guy is terrible.

Cromwell, who's an interesting actor, has nothing to do except laying in the bed the whole time and to be and to kind of reveal, you know, when you go... Practice for succession, right? Yeah, when... That'll do, Blue. That'll do. Yeah, when you go back, when you go back

and you look at, um, at like, you know, the little looks that he's given to the tear-kaker, she, in the tear-taker, uh, caretaker is great. She disappears. Yeah. She's gone. For most of the movie and then comes back and then he's gone.

He fires her, he fires her, she lives. Yeah. He says, like, no, you're fired. Oh, okay. I guess she doesn't need me too much. Yeah. She doesn't need me too much. Where are you going?

Well, you're going to, you're not even gonna fight. you're not even going to fight for her? No, he's not going to say bye. Nah, I'm not going to pay check anymore. I'm out. 15 bucks. Yeah, it's like, it's like every character in this movie from, from our leads to the sub to the extras, so terrible.

Yep. So bad. Or the dinosaurs. Like some of the dinosaurs, I was like, that's not how a thing moves. This is the CGI. The Bronosaurus or a patisaurus and this, that is the shot that's supposed to mirror the first one looks worse than the first movie from 25 years prior. So speaking of the bad CGI, even though that the first 30 minutes is not that bad.

The worst CGI in the entire movie and dumbest is when this lava is chasing. And Chris Pratt. And Chris, a foot from it? How, have you ever been around a fire? You can't be that close. Lava's hotter than fire. And he's jumping into, and he jumps. They go from all the way from that cliff and impact because, and they survive because they're in that ball.

Yeah. He jumps. He's fine. After all the smoke in his lungs. Hey, hey, hey, hey, he was a Marine. Yeah. Was he? He was a mercenary.

You don't remember. I forget. With smoke in it. And then he can stab. And then with all the pressure, he can stab. He can stab through the ball as well as shoot the gun. Yeah, shoot the gun and leverage the knife all while holding his breath from smoke lung. Yep.

And fighting dinosaurs that are falling around him. Yeah. And why were the dinosaurs? Okay, animals don't fight or eat when they're in panic mode. Why were there any dinosaurs at all attacking them while running from volcanoes? And then they were attacking other dinosaurs while attacking them while running from a volcano. Also, how to do you? that man survived the stampede under the car at the end?

That doesn't make sense. No, because they wanted to get ripped in half. They wanted to get ripped in half, so just let him get ripped in half. Because it was a trick, because the whole thing was a trick where he stands up. You're like, oh, that one from the, oh, that was the, there he is. There's the T-Rex. He might as well just play the Hulk Hogan Steam song because that's how, that's how. That's how, that's how.

That's how, that's how. Sickle ass breaks, Steve Austin. Because that's pretty much how they, yeah. One wrestling reference. A hundred percent. That was, that was, he, and the stunner was to rip him in half and then smack and it, and it's like, Stone Cold. It's such a stone cold move because like, right? Because because, because after.

We need to dump Stone Cold over the Tearrest. Well, because it was total stone cold because someone even came in to help him out and then he knocked the thing on the floor. Bro, the only thing that would have been funnier is if the T-Rex had come out in an Austin 316 vest. Oh yeah. And then when he was done. They cut that scene. They cut that scene. His little arms with the cores.

He's like, he's like, He smashes two humans. T-Rex 316 says, I just whipped your ass. He takes his little T-Rex arms. And I'm out here, what? To go out here, what? And chew on some legs.

What? And make sure that I'm gonna, what? Eat some more people. What? Run around. What? Get me some food.

What? Go get into the woods. What? Jump around real fast. What? Got into the next movie. What? Find Colin Javaro.

What? And eat that man's face. Because D-Rex 316 says, I just kick your ass. All right, audience, we need an editor to make this happen. I need that vest. I need that soundtrack. It's probably going to be animated. Yeah, it's fine.

To make the T-Rex in the thing. Yeah, I need the cans. I need the can. In the ring. But I need him in the ring. Yes. Because the glass crashing makes the car sound effect work. And then it all sets up.

So we have a video. you watch a fan who's been watching since Collider Live Day is video club. I can't remember his full channel, but he takes clips and does that basically. I used to do the Arnold stuff and he would play. I did Arnold as Simba and Mufasa, I think. It was Mufi. I did him as Mufasa. And he did this whole clip as Arnold as Mufasa.

So I really hope that they do. I mean, that was a moment. You guys got too deep cut for me, so I just like, I don't get these references. I'll enjoy this as a fan. I just watched the show I'm on for two minutes. Oh, this is the big things like to watch. Okay, cool. 100%.

100%. Again, all this is better in the movie. Man, this movie is terrible. It just, yeah, just, look, this is, this is, we're not going to lie. This is therapy. Yeah, this is to get us through our experience. Because what I will say is there are certain movies, though, when you're watching them. They're just like, oh, my God, well, you just end.

This was a bad movie that I wanted to. Okay, keep going. Yeah, keep going. Just give me ammo. But it was, you're just watching how stupid these people are. Like from every single thing that they do, they're just so very stupid. Up to the, and again, I get it, I get it. They're living beings just like me.

What I tell you once again, if that had been a black uncle or auntie that saw that little girl press the book, motherfucker, motherfucker, I'm talking, you don't let dinosaurs out, eating on a motherfucker like, oh, God, dude, I just. That really rubbed me the wrong way. It rubbed me so the wrong way. And I'm like, I get it. You're setting up for this next film. And if it actually had become, if maybe we're wrong about this and it does kind of go planets of the apesish.

Yeah. With it. Then I'm actually on board. Well, that's what they're certainly setting up. And even, even, based off the trailer,

you don't think that's what happened. The newest trailer was less that. But the first two trailers were that. It just seems like they're trying to, is there still a lot of coexisting going on? Yeah. It seems like they're more running rampant. Because the last five minutes were interesting in this movie.

Yeah. Because Goldblum says it. He's like, welcome to Jurassic World. Because that's where we're at right now. How much did that do you get paid for a half day of Filving? They literally gave him one monologue that he was going to do twice. And they just let him go like, you're going to stand here. We're going to have some extras.

And I would like you to monologue as long as you can. We're going to cut it into the trailer and you're in this movie. Here's $5 million. Thanks, Jeff. I little thought to myself, I was like, man, Jeff must have needed a paycheck or something. But good for him. He didn't even look like Ian Malcolm. They didn't even try to like do the sexy doctor.

They just had Goldblum show up. And Goldblum at like a five. Like they didn't even let him Goldblum. No, which, but I think it still works for the setup of this movie. Because he was making his money. No,

no, but like he, in life now, he's more eccentric. Like that's also true. That's true. That's true. That's true.

It's more Ian Malcolm than Goldblum in this movie. 100%. Goldblum at a sneaker store is more Ian Malcolm than him in this movie. It's true. It was not, it was not a performance.

No, no, he's just, is that a teleproper? Okay, cool. life will, uh, find a way.

Welcome to Jurassic World. And the bosses are written in they like write the us. Yeah. I just. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Wow. None of that. And I get like a serious tone diff, but it didn't work because the rest of the movie

is so cliche and mustache rolling. And Julianne Moore when she shows up at the end? I mean, the Laura Dern scene really surprised me is she keeps making sure.

Bitch, I turn that off. I don't post credits way over my head because I was the minute it said, bad, I said fuck this.

And I turned. I just saw your eyes through the screen before I looked up and you literally, I saw you like, Laura Dern. Yeah, here, here. Did this. Apologies. Apologies. I mean, I will say, though, I did like the, I did like the, even though I hated the music in this movie, the music and the, the majority of the score in this movie was so, again, not the composer's fault as much as it was what they were probably asked to do. But, like, it was such like monster movie music.

It wasn't until like there were a few different times that they peppered in that theme. Like when they're in the original park or the new park, they did it like three times. Every time they did it, I thought it was effective. Yes, same. I did think it was effective. And at the end, even at the very end of it, I thought it worked really well. And not just because, oh, it's familiar. I know that.

No, because of what they were saying. But the rest of the music was so bad. Yeah, the new stuff didn't work because I think that people got two directions. I think the director, composer, and all of them were told to make a monster movie. And then they were trying to make a Jurassic Park movie. And then when you smash those things together, it is the Frankenstein you think it is, but not a good one. Like it feels like a hodgepodge. And the fact that this movie feels like two movies isn't healthy.

No. The fact that there's two. It feels like three, dude. Yeah, the opening sequence, then the island and then the spooky empire. Right. Right. And because the thing is that they didn't know what to do and who. And the superhero film.

Yeah. Yeah. Chris Pragon and Powers. And Fast. Blue. Yeah. Yeah, there's some fast and furious. Totally.

But they didn't know, they didn't know, like, like, the villain becomes. the monster dinosaur at the end. Again. Because they need, right, again. And they needed something. And they made the same dinosaur and they changed nothing. They're like, we're going to combine a raptor and a T-Rex, but T-Rexia. Like, they literally were just like, you know, it's a prototype.

And even though the first movie had to scale back on it because, you know, it was more Spielberg to where they wanted to make it a little more universal, the book is like a straight-up horror shock when you read it. The first movie still had those horror elements, right? Like even when it was it was kind of creepy. Like the kitchen. Yeah. There's nothing scary about this. Like that's scary as hell. Yes.

There's nothing scary about this movie at all. Like even this because the creepy monster is so fake and so like they just threw it in there. Yeah. Because it's like, oh, well now they've gotten one step over of doing just another crazy dinosaur. But this one's smarter because it's got. He smiles at the camera. Yeah. It's like, oh, he faked him out.

He faked him out. The fact that the dinosaur opened his eye and essentially. Yeah. At us. At us. Right before he eats Buffalo Bill, I'm like, bro. Did you hear the dialogue? Does it twice?

Yeah, he looked over and he said, I got him. Waves his tail. Got him, guys. Twice. He did the stupid thing with his tail twice. Why did you see that one? He didn't say it. It's like, it's like a...

I could not believe they did it again. I was like, what is this camp movie choice? That would have been the only thing that would have been amazing is all of a sudden that dinosaur started speaking in like a Rodney Dangerfield voice. Hey, hey, hey, I got a no respect. No respect. No, you're a suspect. You missed it.

You should have looked over here. Also, how long was a home boy going to let him pull in his tooth? How long was his old boy literally's drawn at him? And he's like, ha, ha, this is nice for me. Well, the last person that tried to pull my tooth didn't work out too good for them either. And then I married her. And that was my last wife. That's right.

God, dude, I just. Man, brutal. You, you, it makes you wonder. I mean, how much money did this do? That's my lot. That's why. So, remember, we went over this, the last. last time because we're the problem because as I said where you're like oh why don't you just combine it

and do that for the second movie and they go because stupid we want a billion this made one point six billion dollars and now that movie that you wanted the last one we'll do that now and get to a billion dollars so shut up and they're wrong they're not wrong it still made a billy it made more than a billy it made more than the first one I think no no it did it did make more than the first when we looked at it last time but it wasn't a big drop okay like we thought because we were comparing The first three big drop each one. We thought each one was going like a big drop. This still made like 1.3 or 1.4 billion.

That's a massive success. Which is a unique number? What do you think did it? Is it just because it's Jurassic Park? Is it because Chris Pratt? Is it a combination of both? I think people really enjoyed a lot of people really enjoyed going back there to the first movie. But I think a lot of people that this, the only reason I would say, I don't think there's

going to be what they did that was very smart was playing off the trend that's happening right now, whether it's Cobur Kye or Top Gun or anything, they're bringing back those legacy characters. If they didn't have those legacy characters in this one, I would say we're looking at a really much bigger drop. But because you're bringing them all back together,

I don't think we're going to have well, I think they said they needed something. They needed something big. And I think that by doing that, they're going to be in a good spot. I don't think this movie's going to lose that much, if not make maybe as much as the first one because there's nothing else out now because The summer is so, because of the last couple of years.

Yeah. And where we are in the world and the way that, when we were, in 2019, the summer movie season was starting in like early April because we were so compact with so many releases. Yeah. Once 2020 hit, and then there were no movies that came out in 2020, basically, in summer at all. And then 2021, I think one or two, if any, now that we're starting 2022 and it's starting

and go back, it's like, it's a reset. So, like, you get, like, one movie every other way. There's no, like, the competition was weirdly all the indies. Like, there was that one week where everything everywhere, the Nick Cage movie, unbearable way to mass of talent, and something else were all competing, and that Sonic was owning. Well, but that was still not summer season. That's what I'm saying is, like, we didn't have a summer conflict.

We had a spring indie conflict, which I'd never seen before. Right. And not even big massive. All the art house films competing is weird because that's usually sprinkled. Right. As opposed to now, the summer movies are so drawn out. We have time to do all these. Well, you have, you got Dr.

Strange, which is the big one. That's good. And nobody wants, because there's not a lot of competition right now and not a lot of, no, the big releases are like, well, let's just stay out of that one's way for a little bit.

And then Top Gun is like the next big one. Yeah, I think it's, it's, Dr. Strange, Fire Starger is the next biggest thing, which is a $10 million dollar Blumhouse.

And that comes out, right, and that's streaming on Peacock. Right. So that doesn't even count. And then June never has one movie a week. This one has spread out. Right. So June,

June has then Jurassic World, which is the big one. Then that lives by itself for a while. Because early July is Thor and we have time to watch. Yeah, July is Thor and minions. Those are like the two big ones. And like it's so spaced out. We will get back to a place where it's like two in that weekend and boom, boom, boom.

The fact that we have time to watch Top Gun and Toy Story before four. And all that. Right. Like that's not. Yeah. But like that's not normal. No. And I think that that's, but that's my point why I think because people are going to the movies now.

Yeah. Again, Jurassic World Dominion is going to make a lot of money. It's going to make a lot of money. And it'll have legs. Unless it's like. Really bad? I mean, dude, look what this movie was really bad.

1.3 billion people still saw it. Yeah. In droves. Dinosaurs and Jeff Goldblum. And Chris Pratt. Yeah. People love the Pratt except for Mario fans. Yeah,

it's, it's, uh, I actually heard that the original screenings that people are liking that. Yeah. We're ways off, but people were saying it's not bad. I love them Lego movies.

It's just not Mario. I'm gonna be there. It's just a weird choice to have to be Garfield and Mario. Yeah. So funny. People were going nuts about that. And I just had the thing, the thing that I stick by.

I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, but the reason why I ask is because I don't think Internals was bad by any stretch of the imagination, but I know that it was very mixed for people. And it did, to my knowledge, it did not hit a billion. No, no. Yeah, me and Christian are the biggest fans of the Turtles. No, no, but that's what I'm saying.

It did not hit a billion. No, no, it didn't. Because of the pandemic, I understand we're kind of going back to stuff. If it's not good, people might be like, oh, wait a minute. Eternal's a dresser different audiences. No, not just that. You're, you're forgetting two massive things here. That movie came out in October.

In November, yeah. October, November, right? And kids are still in school. Sure. June's right in the summer season. Kids love dinosaurs. And what's going to stop them for being like, Daddy, Daddy?

Let's go see Lightyear for the 50th time. Maybe, but I'm telling you, man. Because the answer to that is then the parent going, well, I'd rather see the dinosaurs because that's more my speech. It's everyone versus, whereas, like, we're excited for Light Year, but there's not, you know, not everyone. I don't know, because remember, you're still playing off a nostalgic. Yeah, that's true.

I'm hearing Oscar buzz for Lightyear. Like best picture. Like best picture. Wow. Animated. Wow. From what they showed like 45 minutes or something at cinema con. Okay.

So I think that one's going to hit like 7 to 800. I think Jurassic's going to hit a billion. Let's see. Jurassic World. Fallen Kingdom once again bringing up box office here domestically. So it costs. It only costs. And I say only cost.

But for this movie, it really isn't the only cost. It only costs 170. million compared to all the other movies that are being made. And this was 2018 when it came out. $170 million. Domestically, domestically, it made $417 million.

Oh, almost $418. And, and, and, and domestic opening. That's what I was going to say. 150.

That's insane. The fact that you almost made back your production budget. You almost made back your production budget. Opening weekend. And then domestic, you made back your marketing. And that's in 2018 when it probably did go up against something.

Right. It's going up against nothing. Exactly. 2018. Oh, dude, you're in the middle of all of it. What's what I'm saying. The Wast?

Black Panther was still in theater. It's like, well, yeah, but I was February when I came out, but it was still, it was still in theaters. But,

but the Mane and the Wasst came out around the time that this came out. But there were movies that were coming out every week, two maybe the same weekend. Wasn't Infinity War competing with this? I don't know. Oh, yes.

Infinity War. Summer of Infinity War. Yeah, right. This would have been, that would have been May. This is April. It came out the end of April. End of April,

but this is June. That's five weeks after Infinity War. That's insane. That's what I'm saying. So it's still, I mean, it's still, the argument of, well, it's going up against Dr. Strange, but Dr. Strange has no competition. Right. And it's going to get its run out in the next two weeks. This has no competition. So it made 417 million Falling Kingdom. That is 892 internationally, right? The question is as far as there are something like Dr. Strange, I think, was banned in some countries.

So I don't know about the billion or how close it gets, but this movie made 1.3. I still think 900 for Dr. Strange. Even though it opens strongly, I do think 900 is reasonable. But this made $1.3 billion. And let's see, and let's see the first one, once again, 1.3 was the first, 1.6. Not a big drop, considering. 1.6, 1.3.

And then Dominion. Dominion's going to go. I'm guessing 200 budget. Probably bigger. Probably be there. They don't have, they don't have a lot of list here. But that's the reason why I think it's going to, if it makes a little less, is because of the runtime.

Yeah. Because it's so long. But again, it's got no competition. Yeah. Like you said, we have time to watch Toy Story and Thor. I am very curious now. June 2018 summer. I'm looking at it right now.

So upgrade, you know, obviously not huge hereditary. Oceans 8. What came out the week before? Before Oceans 8? No, no, the week before. So this came out what time, sorry? Incredibles 2 was out that year. Probably, yeah, but I'm trying to do that weekend off.

That was the weekend before was Incredibles 2. Oh, right. Incredibles 2. That's a major competition. That goes to your point of the light year thing. You know, it went up against Incredibles 2, which did very well. And then it was followed by Uncle Drew, Sicario, Dave, of the Solida. So didn't have too much competition inside of it.

The first purge on July 4th. So, so it was, July 6th. So it had a three weeks. It had a three weeks. So at a month, it had a month. So this, and this movie, so then this movie has the same about a month before Thor comes out. But the purge and those things, though, not big. are dense. This says no dense. There's literally nothing to fight it. Like purge and

Incredibles more, more affecting, I think, than what is this going to get? I think this movie is a big opening. I think that, and I also think the other thing that's working, went in 2018. Right, it wasn't even a month. It was two weeks. It was two weeks. Two weeks, right? Yeah. But also, it's a very different thing. Yeah. And also, 2018, and, and there's still, obviously, comic food movies, whether it's Spider-Man or Dr. Stras, they're still doing very well. Yeah. But I do think, and not, and I think that people throw around comic book fatigue too much. But I do think that there is this kind of exhaustion from some people that the casual, like there are the hardcore fans that are going to see it,

and no matter what, because they're invested in it since the lock. And I don't believe in, you know, crapping on those people, the people who make those movies just because you're not into it. But there are a lot of people that are going, I've saw,

they're going, yeah, I just, I liked it for a while. I'm just, I want something else. And I think it's a reason why that Sandra Bullock movie did well. I think it's a reason the top gun is going to do well.

And I think it's one of the reason this movie's going to do well. And I do think that's why the front-loaded Doctor Strange, that's why I think it's going to land at 900, even though it's already at 550. I do think there's going to be like everyone that, like, is a diehardt has seen it in the first two weeks. And then there will be a drop in week in the second to third bracket. And that's when Jurassic Park can swing in.

All right, listen, we do what we can do. We did. We tried. We tried. We got box office. You got to start talking box office sometimes, bro. At some point, the movie runs out. Otherwise, little girls going to come up here and just let dinosaurs out and hide in a bed.

and just let the whole world get murked and whatnot. Dude trying to surf for the first time. You remember surf ninjas where you had tone loke talking about brothers don't surf? And now he's scared because there's a damn mag in the goddamn water. It's all you, little girl. It's your fault, not the actress. You did a wonderful job. I am so proud of you.

I hope you were doing all the blockbuss out of, but your character, the character is dumb as shit. And then I'm going to show up right in the middle. What? I'm watching Laura Dern get out of her Jeep. What? I'm going to look at Sam Neal. What?

I'm going to tell Sam Neal. What? Get out there and grab a beer you some bitch because here comes. T-Rex. What? Oh my God. T-Rex 316. Hilarious.

All right. So we need you guys, by the way, to suggest, once again, what the hell are we watching next week? Because top guns in two weeks.

So what's a singular movie next week? Because it might be, if there's not a good one that we can watch, it ties into it. And no, we'll probably just wind up doing like just a news piece

or preview piece or something too. But I want to get suggestions. for people. I'm going to, you know, as we mentioned, comments are like when you comment and when you like the video, even if, you know, because there's a lot of people that aren't necessarily watching the Jurassic Park rewatches right away because they're not, they're missing out. If you didn't watch this one, you're definitely missing out. But, um, but when you, if you are watching it and you're responding to it and you're clicking like and you're and you're commenting on the video and I respond back, it, it really helps more people be aware. But that's it. All right,

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