The Kristian Harloff Show - Rian Johnson Says Trilogy Still Happening! - SEN LIVE #324

Episode Date: February 17, 2021

On today's show, Steph Sabraw hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan, Ben Goddard, Alex Marzoña, and Dwain Burke to talk about the Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy, Mortal Kombat trailer release and posters, the new Cruella teaser and more! Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We're here to party. I'm step to bra. I'm so excited to be here today with Molligallin. I could not do this well. For the first time ever, we have one of the funniest people who make you just say, oh, you can be funny and sexy here. On time, Kate Mulligan, what's good! You're so sweet.

What is that? I'll tell you what. Everybody thought that about you first and then was like, oh, you can be a mom and funny is what they thought about me. I'll tell you what. Stop it. We also have our funny partner in crime, one of the funniest dudes on the interwebs. Brett Sheridan in the house. New scarf today. New scarf. Who? This is the special Wednesday appearance. Let's go. And the man who almost didn't show up today, but I'm so glad he's here. Ben Goddard was Good. Whoop, bo. Everybody's so happy. And Brett, I see you took that Corolla Deville trailer to heart.

And where that scar. We also have Alex Marzonia. Don't forget the N-E-A. What's happening, Alex? I just realized I also have some Corella vibes with my hair when it's to the side. And first time with me on S-E-N, Dwayne Burke is in the house as well. What's good? And it's his birthday.

It's his birthday today. We're going to work. Okay, I am so pumped. We have a birthday here today. Y'all better make it rain for Dwayne. I'm glad that rhyme. That really worked out. But we have a really great show, some exciting things to talk about.

First up, we have Ryan Johnson's sequel, I mean, his trilogy, perhaps is in the making. We're not really sure. Mortal Kombat trailer hits tomorrow with posters, Cruella teaser dropped, and then Dungeons and Dragons casting information. But thank you so much. As always, we love your support in the super chats in the stream labs. The cool thing about the SEM network is that y'all at home are just as much a part of this conversation as we are. So send those in, get in your comments, questions, concerns, opinions, compliments to Kate all day long, make it rain, make Duane's birthday better. And we're going to have a really great time today. So should we get into the first story, Alex?

Yeah, let's do it. Make it rain for Dwayne and an anagram for rain. is Ryan. So Ryan Johnson, before the Last Jedi came out, Lucasfilm announced a trilogy of films would be developed by director Ryan Johnson, but since the toxic reception of the following Star Wars movies, Johnson's trilogy seemed in limbo. In a recent interview, Ryan Johnson didn't confirm that his movies are still moving forward, along with Tycho Waititi, Kevin Feige, and Patty Jenkins' various Star Wars projects. Steph, do you think Johnson should get his trilogy made after all? Well, I was just on the Sith Council with Christian and Mike Kalinowski on. on the SCN channel earlier.

And we were talking about this story, obviously. I am not the biggest fan of The Last Jedi. I am a big fan of Ryan Johnson. I think that he's proved himself in many ways as a director and writer. So I think does someone deserve another chance? Absolutely. Do you always get second chances in this industry?

No, because it's so competitive. So I do find it a little bit interesting that this is still in discussion. The first thing that comes to mind, though, is that this seems to be a little bit of distraction from the Gina Carano news and I think it's a good thing for Disney to kind of get that conversation away from it. If I'm dizzy, this is a good conversation because it's not bad or good. It's just what if? Ben, what do you think? Did you like The Last Jedi? Would this

excite you to have Ryan Johnson making more? I absolutely love The Last Jedi. It's one of my favorites. And I think between the news of Gina Carrano and Ryan Johnson, oh man, people go crazy. day. But no, I think that this would be good, honestly. I think that there are plenty of rational people that don't tweet about Ryan Johnson or make Brie Larson hate videos that just didn't like The Last Jedi. And that's completely okay. But I do think that this is the best solution for if, I don't know if he's doing like, you know, High Republic or, you know, old Republic or whatever you want to call it. But something that's away from the core of Star Wars. So people don't say that's not my Luke Skywalker

because I feel like that's the biggest problem with people not liking the Last Jedi is the portrayal of Luke. And that's why people love that Mando episode so much. So I think that this would be like the best thing for Ryan Johnson because he's such a good writer and filmmaker.

If you've watched any of his other non-Star Wars films, they're all amazing. So it's the Last Jedi, but I digress. But I do think like if you get away from like the, you know, the Skywalker's, if you get away from the Skywalker saga and him make his own thing, I think people will actually like it. There are, yeah, there's going to be people that are still going to make Ruin Johnson Twitter

accounts that devote their entire life to saying Ryan Johnson ruin their childhood. But there are a lot of very rational level-headed people that are like, oh, man, I just didn't like Last Jedi. But I love Knives out. So let's give this a chance. And so I'm hoping for that. Kay, I know that you've been getting into the Star Wars world, right? So what was your...

Guys, I just watched the Clone Wars yesterday where Boba shows up to try and kill Mason. Oh, God, it was such a good. I was like, I was like, trying to figure out who the kid was. I'm like, who's... And the beginning quote is like, my father, the only thing about my... It doesn't matter who my father was.

It just remember all that matters is my memory of him. I'm like, is this a young Luke? How could there be a Luke yet? I was so... And then I was like, it's Boba! Anyway, yes. Am I getting into it? Yes.

Did I like The Last Jedi? I actually didn't hate that. But also, again, I'm a cafeteria Star Wars person. I take some. I leave some, right? So we used to say that about my Catholicism. Take what you like, leave what you don't. Now I just leave it all.

But the point is that I would say about Ryan Johnson. I think that I actually think Ryan Johnson, if he's given his own exactly what Ben was saying, I think like if you give him his own story to tell, one that's, one that he's not, because basically, you know, whatever was set up in Force Awakens, it seems like Ryan Johnson was like, going this way now. And like, left, skirt, shirt. Yeah, laughs, laugh.

And then, and then of course, JJ couldn't let that be. So he's like, no, hard right for, you know, Rise of Skywalker. And I feel like it was just sort of like, well, yeah, there's nothing cohesive happening there. So, like, we can't get, like, it is hard. Like, if you like Last Jedi, you probably don't like Vice Skywalker. $20. Finally, the shenanigans will stop today. We have a host that can handle in-depth discussions on movie-related topics and stay on point.

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Let them enjoy the trilogy. Ian Johnson. Yeah, this is definitely not a hater conversation. This is simply what if. And do we like it? Do we not? What direction would go in? But thank you all for sending those in.

I totally forgot to mention what the goals are this week, this episode. We are trying to make this as fun as possible. If we hit 500, Dwayne, since you. He's new here and it's his birthday. I'm trying to get a birthday karaoke from Dwayne. If we hit 600, Kate Mulligan seems like she's throwing her towel in the ring. I have some songs that she can possibly sing. We'll get it going.

If we hit 750, I'm going to do Shakira Hipson Live for y'all. Maybe I'll get some hip action in there. So keep sending in the donations. Low ball just so. Oh, low ball just. Oh, let me tell you something. 850 and these hips really won't lie. 8.50 and these hips won't lie.

Don't test me. Don't tell you what. That is, that's all Dwayne wants for his birthday. Let's be real. Dwayne, find the lie. Find the lie. Okay, we got to, we got to stop putting all the internet's thirst and putting it on our engineers for a day.

We did that to Ryan last week. We cannot do it to Dwayne today. Oh, I can do it to Dway. No, the internet thirst, no, this is where the internet Thursday needs to go today. Wednesday, it's Woman Crush Wednesday. Today is about the power of the Poussay. We are, if you came from a vagina, you better send in that cash, y'all. We're getting Krisky. We are donating for the Pousse today. Okay, y'all. Back to the story since I got Yeah, Brett, you misogynist piece of shit. Right. Can you please mansplain to me your

opinion on the potential of Ryan Johnson creating this? And where does this scale an important to the Patty Jenkins Tycho YTD potential Star Wars films in the making. Well, if it doesn't have a lot of debt and borough donated $20. Hey! Hey! Happy birthday, Dwayne. Hope you have a great day. Love you as host, Steph.

He is to many more shows with you at the helm. Truly. Question for Kate, where do you stand with the dibs rule? Yay or nay? I vote if you put in the work, it's yours. The dibs rule? Yeah, can we raise that a little bit? is a little bit hard to, is it hard to hear for y'all too?

A little bit. It was hard for me to hear. Yeah. What's the Dibbs rule? Yeah, Brett need somebody to tell us. Somebody did you explain to Brett with the Dibs rule is. I know what it is, but Brad doesn't. Yeah. So,

Brett, can you explain the Dibbs rule and then continue on with your man's explaining? Is it a Schmowdown thing or is it like when you call dibs on something? Oh, is it if you, oh, is it if you, oh, is it like the Dibs rule, like, if you put it, because he's saying you put in the work, is it about like if. I called dibs on Kate, so I think that's the only discussion that needs to be had. Smith donated $20. Hey! A two came from a love.

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We're becoming best friends already. I love this show. Don't use that as a pickup line, though. Please. It will go your way. This will not end to how you think it will. Especially because it's running to that girl that's going to be like, well, I came from an incision just below the belly.

Keep them moving. If you were grown in the uterus, maybe we'll just like classify it to that. Brett, back to you. Back to you, Brett. I had a great. Matthews re-denated $20. Today? Today.

No. Every day. Every day is for the Pousse. Day week, month, year, it's all for the Poussa. Let's go. That's what I'm talking about. Steph, we have so much in common. Yeah, yeah, we do.

We're missing the name, Alex. I don't know if you would have give those names. Yeah, Matthew Z. Reed said today, today, no every day. G. Smith was the one who also said, Steph, we have so much in common. Appreciate y'all. Keep it coming. Thank you so much. Maybe we can get Brett to say one sentence. So we're happy. No, no, keep going.

Well, this is one of those comments remind me. I was helping my wife. I went to CBS to get her some face wash. And I said, do you want this one, this one? Or La Rocha Pousse? Patricia Mets donated $20. Hey, everyone, happy birthday, Wayne. Thank you for you service. Can we get three more cool facts about you because you are newer? everyone can add facts about themselves. Happy beautiful Ben is here today. Hi Brett. We should actually all provide facts about Dwayne that we may or may not know. Dwayne, you're going to give us three

and then we'll provide a fact about you. Yeah, it's three truths and one, two, three, five lies. Okay, Dwayne, go. I was adopted at the age of five. I'm originally from St. Louis, Missouri. And I played semi-professional soccer in high school. What position? I was a left wing.

Oh, wow. Dwayne is also. I mean a goalkeeper. Dwayne is also, Dwayne also was in a Jenga competition when he was 16. was, it was between him and there was another guy and the other guy ended up winning. It also turns out the other guy was Ken Jenkins who would go on to be famous in Jeopardy. So it was a pretty cool day for Dwayne if I remember.

You mean Ken Jennings? Jennings. Yeah. But also Ken Jenkins Jenkins. Thank you. Ken Jennings. That was really great. Yes, I was a big band.

Yeah. That was, yeah. Yeah, you really. I was about to say, yeah. And Ken Jennings was the one who introduced Dwayne to the, order of the Phoenix where he takes down priests who are going against their sworn oath. And he's traveled many countries and disbanded many bad priests. So that's pretty cool fact about Dwayne. I just found out. Huge fact. Yeah. Dwayne was offered the role of Harry Potter and turned it down.

Yeah, to play soccer. It was that he had to choose between sports and soccer. So it was, yeah. I mean, I don't know. He's a little bitter about how those took. off, he thought, oh, this thing's not going to do anything, but yikes. Yes. Yeah. I don't think Duane regrets it, though. Yeah. Not at all. That's all I'm going to say.

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It's Dwayne's birthday. Okay. Everything is all love for Dwayne. All love for Dwayne. Wait, Alex, did we get Alex's? I'm sorry, stuff. I don't have to do it. Alex, do you have a fact for Dwayne?

I can't come up with anything funny, but he did. He's a very talented editor, and he helped edit my shot Hamilton video. And I also did my also did my photo shoot for my latest. What a weird thing to lie about Alex, but okay. And he's a very good friend. He's a very, very good friend. Oh, super weird lie, but okay. Super weird lie.

Super weird. Just going in on his lies. Okay. Duane is the man. Alex, though, I want to ask you, are you, I think you were, you've talked about Knives out and being a fan of it. With this sequel coming, it kind of leaves the water's murky in terms of when Ryan Johnson can actually work on a Star Wars film again.

Do you think that this timeline is even possible or do you think that this is kind of just a rumor? I mean, I think it's possible. Maybe he'll just be in it. He'll be doing like the trilogy in a writing capacity, if not directing. I don't know if it actually says he'll be directing it. But who knows? I mean, I love Last Chat is my favorite Star Wars movie.

And I love his storytelling, obviously, Knives. out Brick Brothers Blue and I just really I hope people will give him a chance and you know yeah give the trilogy a chance. Dwayne I don't know your opinion on the Last Jedi but some people had problems with the way characters were portrayed I'm curious if he did have another shot at a Star Wars movie what kind of story would you want to be told? Anything that does not have to do with the Skywalker's, because I've had a number. Yeah. I think anyone who's heard me talk about Star Wars knows I very much, let's move away from the Skywalker's.

Give us something else. Give us something new. That's interesting. And as long as Ryan Johnson is attached, I'm excited about it. Yeah. Yeah. I think Ryan Johnson is one of the best people working right now. Alex, were you going to say something?

Yeah, also, do any of you think, what do you guys think about why they omitted this, omitted Ryan Johnson from the Disney Investor Day announcements? Like, this was nowhere to be heard of. Kate? Well, this is, I always, I just never trust. And it's not that I'm not like anti-corporation, but I never trust corporations.

And I feel like it's why I'm so suspicious of the Snyder cut. Like, and I know that makes people so mad, And I'm like, I think they said there was a cut, but this guy's, and I know there was a cut, but having to add four hours of footage, whatever, they're like reshoot, like, all of these things. They're like, I just feel like you did, like, it wasn't that different of a movie. I know there was another cut he had. It wasn't that different of a movie. And then once they start running their mouths about, oh, well, the reason you didn't like it is because it wasn't Snack

Snyder's vision. Show them your vision. Okay, it's sort of the same. Great. Let's reshoot something. Like, I feel like it's always, there's always a little bit of a, a little bit of, like, which lie can they tell? So I think the Ryan Johnson thing is getting announced when it was confirmed. I don't think that this has been, like maybe this just came back up, but I would guess that this

was not something that they had set during that investor day, because of course they would announce it. And to go along with, and Shmota, Shmova had interrupted, but I really do think, like, I think Star Wars fans have shown and that you can go away from the Skywalker's, even though I know Mando sort of brings it back in and you can trust a different vision or like a different story and the fans can be okay with it. So like I know it. I know it is it's very toxic surrounding Last Jedi. But if Ryan Johnson does what Mandalorian is done, which is like, I'm going to tell a story that's never been told before and then people can't have a problem with it, then I'm undoing parts of a story that we're already told because I'm the one telling the story. I think the fan like the fandom could

actually really embrace this because he is such a great filmmaker. Christian has said it. It's the best made of all of the movies. It's the best made. He just doesn't like the story. So to me, I think you're putting a great filmmaker in to make Star Wars films. And I'm sure, for whatever reason, it was not on lock until recently.

And it might just be a distraction technique. It might be whatever. But I think if they knew it at the time when they gave the investor announcements, they would have said it. Yeah. A lot of issues with Ryan Johnson's film in general. general was because it was working within a trilogy and it felt wedged within a story that like didn't really fit the story in a lot of ways. So I am curious to see what some, what anyone,

especially someone like Ryan Johnson would do with three films. Ben, do you like the idea of it being a trilogy? Do you think everything, like it's weird like Mike was saying it today. Like everything's a trilogy now before you even see the first. That's the thing is I if they have an idea for it that's great. But you know like literally Terminator. Genesis was supposed to be a new trilogy. Terminator Dark Fate was supposed to be a new trilogy. The Mummy was supposed to be a new franchise. Like even we've seen with, and I love solo, but we saw that even Star Wars, the juggernaut that it is, is not infallible to not making money. Rise of Skywalker. I don't, did it break a billion? I don't think it did. I don't know. Don't

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at the 500, Dwayne will be popping his karaoke cherry. He says that he's a bad singer. I had to remind him, have you heard me? And he said yes. So I think that gave him. $20. Glad to be a part of the Sabra or cut. Question, what do you want from a Star Wars movie

without Skywalker's if you've never played the games or read the comics? Not being snarky, I really want to know. I also came from a pussie a co-generated $20. Hello, holy and beautiful cunts. Can we do impressions? Can I get Dwayne using his soothing voice to interview Dexter about his new toy inventions, doll Jesse and evil Elmo in a toy convention?

Thank you people and keep eating pussies and dicks love you all. Love it. Love it. God, I love it. In regards to the first, the first stream mobs, what would I want? in terms of Star Wars content. I'm really liking Light of the Jedi, going back to the Old Republic, Knights of the New Republic. That really intrigues me.

Ben, do you have anything that you just love to see made? Honestly, not really. I love that we're getting, is it Rogue Squadron that we're getting from Patty Jenkins? Is that what we're getting? Yeah.

So, like, I've always wanted that. I always wanted, like, a Ford v. Ferrari, like, pod racing one. like if like James Mangold did that like think that would be awesome but for Ryan Johnson I'm not really sure like he does character stuff and just like dialogue so well

so this would be one of the few times if we got like a political Star Wars like a fully I know like all Star Wars is political wake up people it's political but if we got like an old republic like Senate like or like courtroom drama Star Wars or something like that like that would be cool but also like he has the most beautiful like

set designs and like the hold of maneuver is one of the coolest moments in star wars so honestly he can do what he wants because his action is good and his dialogue is good so i'm about it and yeah i saw that in the in the chat red scow walker did break a billion dollars oh yeah yeah yeah well then you're off the show now i'm out guys i can't believe you just got that wrong just gonna go back to being a liberal cuck s jw yeah oh man listen i'll tell you what i'm will not watch these films unless there is a Rata, the hutlet in it. That's job as infant son, who was barely old enough to sliver. Happy birthday, Dwayne.

See, I do something with... My day, one brother in arms. It's the second time I've tried to do the Rata joke. I didn't want to say anything, Brett, but I heard the Rata thing earlier. God! All right, you could play that one again. I'll give up on that one. Nerd chronic donated $20. Happy birthday, Dwayne.

My day, one brother in arms. Happy birthday. I want, you guys, I want the bad batch. I'm going to just put it out there. I want the bad batch. Oh, bad. I want the bad batch. Are they still making the bad batch?

Can Ryan Johnson make the bad batch? I think it's coming out soon, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, that one's in production. It is. Yes. Who's helming that, if you will? I actually don't know on the top of my head. Dwayne, do you know?

I want the bad batch. I want the bad batch. That's animated. Yeah, it's animated. Bad Batch for Bad Bitsch's Link on. I would guess it's Dave Filoni since it's animated, but I'm not. Yeah. That's all I want.

So stories that don't involve Skywalker's, the bad batch. I mean, Anakin maybe would have some, but like for me, you can tell the bad batch without any interactions with Anakin. So. Yeah. I think we're already getting what I want the most. And it's more Mandalorian politics. Because I think the Mandalorian politics are like the.

coolest thing in Star Wars, all the different clams and houses. Although I really want to know what this purge that happened in between the end of rebels and before we get to the Mandalorian. What happened to Mandelor in that time period? That's what I want to know. Yeah, that'd be sick. We've gotten flashbacks that like cheese just the tip of it. And I really, I agree that would be sick. Appreciate everyone still with us. Make sure to hit that like button. Leave us a comment. We're not here for a long time, but we are here for a fucking good time at 500. Dwayne will sing at 600. Kate Mulligan is on deck.

And at 8.50, these hips, don't lie. I'm going to break your fucking screens, yo. Let's go. Alex, what is the next story up? I just want to say, I want to get freaky and see a Babu freak trilogy. I want him to be the Hercule Poirot in a Murder Mist Three knives out kind of thing, trying to figure out. Write the check.

Yeah, come on. Give it to me. What a weird lie. What a weird lie to tell, Alex, but okay. Give me the Star Wars Benoit Blanc. I'm... Or give us death. Alex, what's next?

The first trailer for Disney's Corella movie debuted and gives us a glimpse of the Villagein's origin story. The prequel to 101 Dalmatian stars Emerson. Emma's Stone and Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, Joel Fry, Mark Strong, and Will Release in theaters May 28th. Steph, what did you think of the trailer? Sick, sick, nasty.

Emma Stone, wow. Like, before, I love Emma Stone, but I see Cruella just in a different light than in Emma Stone, but I feel like what they're doing with this character is kind of everything that I would want. It reminds me of what they did with Maleficent. I think that this is going to be like a really, I know not a lot of people love this. the way they took Maleficent's story, I loved it. And I love the way that they're going with this Cruella. I love the way that she has magic.

She looks sick, the outfits, the costumes, everything looks elevated. Kate, where are you a Cruella DeVille fan? Did you see this trailer? I did. And I, I'm a big Emma Stone fan. And, but I'm also like, I loved Glenn Close as in the live action. So good.

Because my sister never just like crying, when she's like, you two just won the gold and silver in the idiot Olympics. I was like, one of the lines, and my sister and I'm like, that's so funny. But Glenn, I mean, I sort of was like,

well, Glenn Close can't be outdone, but I don't know. Emma Stone's putting her own little, she's doing some spit polish to it, so I like it. I'm excited for it for sure. Brett, did you like Glenn Close as Cruella?

Of course. And I like this trailer. I'm just a little leery because I don't know how much attempted baby puppy murder there's going to be in this one. And that's usually what drives me to like a 101 Dalmatian's

Corridanville type of property. Definitely, definitely. Ben, would you be disappointed if you didn't see mass puppy slaughterers in this new film? You know, I'm wondering what they're going to do with this one because like with, and I, I didn't really like Maleficent because like that's the mistress of evil. Like she's like, she's got the dragon.

Like she's so cool. And they made it like, oh, I'm a misunderstood. I'm like, no, like it's okay for Maleficent. just to be plain evil. I love that. Like, she's so cool. So I'm wondering, like, what their justification for wanting to murder a hundred puppies. 100 puppies.

What is to be like, you know what? One time a Dalmatian looked at her wrong. So she decided to murder a hundred of them and wear them as a coat. Like, what is that justification going to be? And what's this? I'm not that evil person. and like uh who is it uh cody decker just tweeted it's like you know murray when you introduce me can you introduce me as joe i mean cruella like so i don't know the the trail i love emma stone

the trailer didn't do much for me and i'm not a big fan of like the revisionist disney villain history that we've got going on apparently but uh i'll you know if it's on disney plus i'll see it but i'm not this is not a rush out to theater movie for me Alex, what would you hope to see out of this film? Um, I don't know. I really like the aesthetic. It's got some like hot topic vibes, dirty, brackish kind of stuff. And it's, you know, I want to see Paul, Paul and everything. You know, Paul Walter Houser, he's a Schmodeon competitor, a friend of the show.

I just want to see him being a little naughty boy. Don Marco donated $20. Hey. The own Sabra, you kill in this hosting thing, girl. We're trying to see those. hips tell the truth happy birthday wane hi kate listen there's a lot of lies going on but there's one thing i won't do to y'all ever is lied and these hips won't do they will bring you the truth like wonder woman's lasso don't you worry

well put your hand on a bible before you sing it if you yeah or while you're doing it why i do on the bible make it nasty sorry ash wednesday today baby's let's go that's right my mom's just like sending daggers to me Catholic Steffy. I'm sorry, Mom. Alex, were you done on your thought of this? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I'll watch it. Okay. Duane, how are you feeling? You want to see a Curella movie or is this kind of, uh?

This actually got me a little less excited. When we originally saw the, like, images during the Investor Day, I thought we were going to get a little bit more like 80s London, punk rock, like, Cuella and it seems like we're going to get a little bit more Diet Joker and I don't really want to see that movie. Not Diet Joker. Wow. That went cut. That was an escaping review from the New York Times.

Dwayne's so soft-spoken. He could tell you the most. Yeah. He'd call you a total piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. That was a nice way of doing it.

I get it. With villain movies. You never heard Dwayne play Call a Duty. Is he? yelling. Yeah. A different side of dream. I'm yelling.

I know that. But Dwayne is also like, Motherf- is that, okay, so what's your, is that your go-to word when you're pissed

when you're playing a game? Dwayne, motherfucker? Uh, yes. I raise you Catholic. When I'm on, when I'm on stream,

yes. When I'm not on stream, it's a different word, but. Go ahead. Say it, Twain. I call people

cunts all the time. He does. Speaking of cuntz, you guys, don't let me remind you that this episode is dedicated to the Poussay. So you have a question, comments, concerns, opinions, you better drop those streamlads and those super chats and join in on the conversation. What do you all feel about Kuella? Are you excited about this? Or you're not excited? I think with villain movies, they have an opportunity to make a really dimensional character.

A lot of people's favorite characters across franchises are villains, like Darth Vader, because they're. dimensional. So I liked that in Maleficent and I think I will like that in Pruella DeVille, but we shall see how it actually is portrayed. Steph, I'm sure you can't keep an eye on the chat, but your girl Roxy's here to see how you're doing. And I would just like to say, Roxy, Steph has put, Brett, this is not going to, it's going to feel like shade to you because you're going to be very sensitive about it, but it's no shade to you. Steph has brought more energy and vision and focus and fun

to a show than any other host. That's how you grow up. No, no. No, it's different energy. You drink all that water, boy. If we hit a thousand, Kate will host and show us how to add that fire.

Kate! You heard it here. Brett just dropped the ball. If we hit one case, Kate will not host. You won't host. No, Brett, Kate will just judge to all the other hosts and then crown the winner.

You guys, sometimes, sometimes it's okay to compliment a woman and not make it about the men in the room. Oh, man. Oh, shucks. I thought you'd jump on that. I honestly thought you'd do that. I would never make you do it.

My role on the show is just to interrupt everyone and not have, I have nothing to say. Amanda, please. I've interacted with me at all on the show. I'm useless. If Kay wanted to do that, Yeah, 100%. She would absolutely kill that.

Thanks for the kind words, Kate. I think it's just a different energy. But I know yesterday that it was announced at Roxy's going to be hosting next week. She's literally one of the greatest hosts in the entire industry. So that show will be fucking lit. I can't wait to watch it. She is the greatest. But Alex, what's next on the list?

Next one is WB released character posters for Mortal Kombat, teasing the grimy looks of major characters like Sub-Zero, Lou Kang, Sonia Blade, Raiden, and more. The first trailer will release tomorrow and the movie will premiere in theaters and HBO Max on April 16th. Steph, what do you think of the posters, and are you ready to do a frame-by-frame analysis of the trailer tomorrow? This is the Finisher, right? That's Mortal Kombat? Just finish her!

Don, don, don, don, da-da-da-da-da-don. Finish her! Yeah, you guys are making me drown here. Hello, someone throw out a raft because I'm drowning. No, I get you, you're on your own. Finish her. Keep me sitting her. It's good job giving hosting center world.

You are killing it. Let's get this Shakira, Shakira. I'm gonna replay that one. Yeah, I'll, I'll bring the Shakira, Shakira. Don't you worry I have a- $20. Oh, let's go. Steph, great job giving hosting Sena World.

You are killing it. Let's get this Shakira, Shikira. Thank you. Chakira. I appreciate you. Shakira. Shakira. All right.

So from the crew that let me drown. So good to be here. Well, that's how much you were so put to finishing because you were drowning. Yeah, I really let y'all know. I was like, right. Well, open communication is a key.

Exactly. Yeah. So I'm letting you know that I am about to get knocked out thanks to y'all's silence. So Ben, are you a Mortal Kombat fan? Does this excite you at all? Are you looking forward to the trailer? Everyone's seeming to like put this on the pedestal like this is going to be the movie.

And I feel like we do this every time with the video game movies. We did it with Michael Fossbender and Assassin's Creed. Like this, this is the video game movie to change it. And I'm hoping that everyone's right. But I'm excited for the trailer because this movie's been in production. I feel like forever. And we've gotten like some screenshots. We've gotten some stills.

And we haven't gotten the trailer. $50. This is toward Kate hosting a show. Much love from Texas. It seems like the people have spoken, Kate. If people are speaking, Kate, I mean. We don't want to make you do something you don't want to do.

That's true. I honestly did that because I thought you'd be like, hell yeah, but if you don't want to, that's your choice. That's your choice. Believe in yourself. Like, I believe in the singing voice. I just look at what steps do.

You want you. anybody who's ever hosted, there's like a focus you have to have that I inherently do. You act like people wouldn't want to see the show completely derailed. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes. You're right. We're always so lazy focused on SCN. Yeah, SCN is diligent.

It is focused. It is professional. We've got, we've got like, I don't know. I just, I'll tell you what it makes me, I just, there's no competing with what's happening right now. For the audio listeners, I don't think Kate realized why people pay have me host because they wanted it to be horrible. It wasn't horrible.

It wasn't horrible, but they expected it and that's why they paid for it. Here's why they paid for it. You two are both missing the entire point. The only thing that matters during this pandemic or that's getting us through is comedy. And you two fuckers are hilarious. So anyone will want to see that. So I'll just say it if we hit 1,000, then Kate will be trained to host. Come on, Kate. As Margaret Thatcher. Here's the problem.

We're going to get to 8.50 and everybody's going to be like, don't anyone donate another. 8.50 might. Yeah, they want to see those. I want to see those. Heaps. All right. Heaps. Please host Kate.

We love you in Louisiana. Sorry. I talked over. I was from IDIC Warrior Reeds. Please host Kate. We love you in Louisiana. Listen, I will go with the will of the people, but I just think probably everybody's going to stop dead at 850 to get those hits to not try. Well, Brett, back to Mortal Kombat instead of self-deprecation.

That's bullshit. I don't know. What's your one? Are you excited about this trailer? Are you a Mortal Kombat fan? I tried to look at these images, but my internet blew up. No, I don't know. I couldn't even find, like, I don't see them anywhere.

I tried to look at the posters. I saw like sub-zero, but just peeking through some eyes. Is that one of the posters? Is that one of the, yeah. It's Alex right now. He's demonstrating it. Yeah, there it is. I think all of them are like a little piece, like a quarter of each character.

So yeah, they're definitely teaser posters. It looks fun, but I don't know, even from the beginning, I didn't see the old movie, but I don't know how, I mean, this is just basically rounds of. people fighting i guess this would be the the blood sport our modern-day blood sport the finisher sport yeah yeah finisher finisher sport Alex kind of what ben was saying like it's hard for me to make video

game movies really pop what do you think mortal combat would have to do to accomplish this i mean uh i think they just have to really lean into their hard r rating because i mean they're i think that's what makes the mortal combat games unique So I'm always down for a movie that will finish her. But also it's like, it's also just reminded me of like how good this W.B. Slate is and how, you know, we're getting one of these pretty much each month. And we have got, this is right after Godzilla versus Kong. And so like, I'm just excited for this movie to come out.

Yeah. Dwayne, are you looking forward to it? Yeah, when they released that like HBO Max trailer of trailers a couple weeks ago, this was the thing I was most excited about. Why? Because I love the games and also the original movie is not great, but probably still the best adaptation of a video game we've gotten. And this looks like it's going to be that times 10.

And I know some people who've seen about 10 minutes of it, and they said it's fantastic. So I'm very excited. Yeah. Can I ask, what is, it seems like there's a history that I maybe am not aware of, a history of video game movies, not, is it that they don't perform well? Or is it that they aren't, they aren't good? I know, both, honestly. Okay.

The problem is that I don't know if you're familiar with Ui Boll, but he makes about 80% of the video game adaptations and all of his movies are crap. Okay, okay. Well, there you have it. All, he's, would you say he's a cunt or what would you say? I mean, he boxed Jeff Snyder. Yes. Actually, yes. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, we'll be sick.

A hundred percent guaranteed. For one K, can we get Steph Sips and Kate hosting? Brett was an awesome host. Hey, Alex and Ben. Happy birthday, Wayne. Yes. Yeah, are you kidding? Tiffany's donated $20.

I love all the hosts on Sen regular and guest. you guys are the best Steph you're doing a great job can't wait for Oxy next week and one day Kate Happy birthday Dwayne Happy birthday Dwayne Alex I think you gotta give

I keep missing the names and I hate for them to not get there I think we keep talking over whoever's given How wonderful is Brett Sheridan's heart That first one came from PLD and that The leader one came from Tiffany F so thank you very much Yes, thank you.

Yeah, thank you all. We really appreciate that. Keep it coming at 500. We're going to get a birthday performance by the man himself, Dwayne Burke. So we're really looking forward to that, as well as this Creator Fest, a Skybound Expo, which is this February 19th, starting at 10 a.m. It's celebrating Black Creators, Black History Month. And it will also be having the Invincible Show.

This will be hosted by Hector Navarro, which will be so sick. And really looking forward to at 3.20 p.m. Black Cinema MTS with Winston and Danielle Radford hosting J. Washington versus Chance versus Clee Wiggins versus Janine. That will be Lit City. I'm really looking forward to that. Make sure that you RSVP for the February 19 Expo. The link is in the description below. Alex, what is up next? Next is that Bridgeton-Series star Reggae-on-Page has signed on to the Dungeons and Dragons movie. starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, and Justice Smith. The fantasy board game adaptation movie will be directed by Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daly. Seth did you watch Bridgerton?

And what do you think of this casting for the Dungeons and Dragon tour? Travis Gilbert donated $100. I promised myself I wouldn't spend money today, but you all found a way to take my money again. We desperately need Kate to host a show. I'm sure it will be a short show as it is going to need to start late. Stay warm those of us frozen. solid. Sir Joker underscore 40 donated $31.26.

Thanks. Steve and MS. Kate says hello. Showing love to you all. Hey, appreciate y'all. And I love the subtle shade and love towards Kate. Yes. But, Alex, to answer your question, did I watch Bridgerton? Hell yes.

It's usually not my type of show at all. But I started hearing the hype about it. And it's the pandemic. Like it just was the perfect storm of why I needed to watch that show. And I'm so glad I did. And part of the reason it was so entrancing is because of the lead actor. It's Regge. Rige.

Rigege. Yeah, I think I would be curious. I haven't seen him in anything else. So obviously, that was a very specific role he played in Bridgeton where he's like, like a sex symbol, basically, with a lot of toxic qualities. But you got past it because his performance was so damn good. So I'm curious, I think he has a ton of potential in this industry. And I'm curious.

You got past because his performance was so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't distracted at all. It had nothing to do with being like turned on or anything like that. It just had to do with like the way, the emotion he brought to the screen. But I'm looking forward to this. This cast looks sick. I'm curious to see what he is, what he looks like or what he acts like in a different sort of role.

Ben, did you ever watch Bridgeton? I know we had talked about it. Yeah, I watched the first. first episode. It wasn't my thing. I do like period pieces like Emma was one of my favorite movies of 2020. So it wasn't like outside my realm of

movies that I like, but I just, I don't know, it just wasn't for me. I only watched one episode and everyone he knows like, you have to get to episode nine out of 10 to really go. In the library, in the forest, all the stairs, in the kitchen, all the table.

Everyone's talking about that this was horny, pride, and prejudice. and I didn't get a single boob in the opening in the episode. So you know what? I'm just going to say it. I'm going to put it out there. Yeah. But no,

he, like even from that first episode, I can tell like he is a leading man. He's got that like kind of as the old age, that he got that ex fact a kid. Yeah. So and the fact that this is now Netflix's most watch show, according to their numbers,

you know, whatever their numbers are. But the fact that he got cast from this, like shows you. the power of like just a show going viral and hitting that big so happy about him. Kate, did you watch this show? I didn't. I heard Ben told me there was no boobs and I was like, forget it.

Thank you. No, you know, it's funny. We, for whatever reason, we just, I'm playing a lot of video games these days. And then dragons? Unfortunately, no. But that's also where I was curious about the video game movies because now that I am sort of getting into video games, I still have like, I mean, I've got the Jedi training one that I kind of like, Harry Potter Lego,

everybody knows Animal Crossing. I mean, like, I can't imagine any of those being good movies. So I guess I'm trying to figure out, like, I think like the Zelda, though, that Dickey plays would be a good movie. But that's why I was asking about, about comic or video game movies because it's not something I've sort of partaken in. But yeah, I haven't been watching much of the television. And I just, there's, I don't know that, like, there's something about Bridgetton.

it doesn't even appeal to me. But that I agree 100% that like somebody has like a breakout role. And then we get to see them in more things. I think it's, I mean, I think like Rami Malick's a great example of that. He was like to know a breakout in a TV show. And then now he, you know, then now he holds an Oscar. So I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, there's there's tons and tons of talent everywhere.

Right. Are you, do you like Dungeons and Dragons? Does the movie excite you? Um, I, I was, when I was growing up that everybody said that Dungeons and Dragons were Satan worshippers. So I was actually legit scared like as a kid because I, you know, I went to church. And they were right. Yeah. No, I was at a party and somebody started playing it. And I like freaked out and left. Like it was, yeah. No, I was like, oh my God, this is so scary. But, um, it's one of those things that I think I would love to get into because it does sound fun as far as a game. You would kill it. Just being a comedian and improv, you would be so fun to play with. It's a lot of work. It seems like a lot of work to play a board game. A lot of, you know, but remembering of the names of, and then I take the mage and whatever.

But I don't know about a movie. The movie, like, because the game itself is a choose-your-own-adventure kind of a thing. So then what are they going to dial in on a Dungeons and Dragons movie that will be, interesting and not make people go, well, I didn't do this right. I feel like it's opens itself up to a lot of, well, that sucked and ruined Dungeons and Dragons for it. That's what I see.

That's what's interesting about Dungeons and Dragons is that you make up your own campaigns, your stories when you're playing these games. Alex, did they say anything about a story that they're going with? It's not announced yet. They haven't talked about it yet. But I think like maybe it could be like the Lego movie, kind of how they structured that story. and how they're like you know it's the father and the son playing with the legos and it's like this group of people who are playing this dungeon and dragons and they get um you know they can explore it in their world and all that stuff but as far as we're like could it be like jumanji bit yeah oh yeah that's true oh my god somebody just said that at the same time meaning like will they get will people get sucked into the game do you think or you think it's just like what you're talking about the Lego movie is i thought they said that that it was going to be set there i don't know i i felt like we went over an

article saying that it was set in like fantasy times. It wasn't gonna be a Jumanji. I could be wrong about that, but I could have sworn I saw that somewhere. In the article, it says it is not known whether the film will be a straight-up fantasy film set in the world of the game or incorporate game. 50 Shades of Geek donated $20. I can't believe I didn't get a chance to talk to the true queen of the Shmowdown on the ultimate Shmowdown after show Kate Mulligan. Why did I waste my time doing something as pointless as exercising? when I was done Kate had already left. Bummer.

I'm sorry, 50 Shades, but we talked on stereo. That's good. Are you on the after show today on stereo? Actually, okay, well, so that's, I'm glad you brought that up because Christian is supposed to be doing the after show, www.wsterio.com slash Christian Harlov with Bonnie Somerville. Summerville. What are, so we can set our chances over under on when,

if she's going to show up because I've already been told to be on, be on hold for this one. I think she could do it because of the ease of it, but it's also a new app and I think she might be confused by it. So I'm giving it a, there's a 90% chance she doesn't show up. It is, it is. You're low balling there, Brett. I'll take the over.

I will take the over. Yeah, you're really lowballing it. But regardless, Christian will be there, Serio.com slash Christian Harloff to have an after show. We don't know the chances of which guest host will be there. It might be Brett talking about anything that we missed on this, on this show.

Also a lot of Shmowdown stuff, Insider. You can ask all your questions there. Serio.com slash Christian Harlow. There's so much. And people, yeah, come on in to check it. If you haven't done it yet, come join the party, head us up with some questions. Sometimes it's just a fart noise. Sometimes somebody asks about movie, trivia, Smorgna.

People are doing their own impressions of our impressions. And some of them are. Flurton Flows. People are better at the impressions that we do on there. So, yeah, it is super fun and check it out. So today is just a crazy wild card. Will you hear Bonnie Somerville? Or will you hear me?

without lunch in my belly once again. Yeah, but lunch in my belly. Every time I'm like, could you let me just take a piss and eat a piece of bread? I mean, some people would actually listen in more if they knew they could hear you eat or pee. So don't get tempting because, you know, I might have to head over there.

That's a T on the first one. I forgot to, I thought I pushed the silence on. He goes, what are you doing over there? I was like, ah, water and plants. She's just a walling in a hole in a hose out. Yeah, yeah. I gotta say, the reasonable, the reasonable way with which you weighed that was like, you know, I do think that the app is easy, but also because it's a new app, maybe not.

So I think 90% she flakes. Yes, yeah. The most surprising guess I've ever. I'm still out of it. 90% chance that definitely doesn't. I mean, I wish I was as busy as. Bonnie, right? I mean, like, even pandemic, everything, I feel like,

I mean, she's still auditioning, right? She's still out there doing stuff. I don't know. You know, I'm sure there's a lot of virtual deals she's making, but, or maybe she just makes that up just so she can skip stuff. I don't know. Booking busy is the good way. I love her. I love her.

I love her. I'd love to hear her on there. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. We'll see, guys. Tune in at 12PT. P.S. For the mystery. For the mystery. Tune in. It's the after party of the, of the show. Like I said, we're not here for a long time, just a good time. So as a reminder, $500, Dwayne will sing a little birthday song for us, get those hips moving. But at 600, Kate will give us a nice jingle. And then at 8.50, I will do Hips Don't Lie by Shakira. So keep sending in Super Chat, stream labs. Let us know your opinions on any of the topics that we've talked about today. Alex, what is next? That's actually all of the news stories we had today, but I did

want to mention, speaking of Bonnie, her moment of taking a bathroom break is nominated for the SEM Live Awards for Best Moment. I just put the link in the chat. If you want to vote for your SCN Live Awards,

vote for your favorites. That link is there. Make sure you vote before Friday. I'll be closing that form on Friday. So get your boats in Where are we at donation-wise? Let me get give me one second. I will refresh my page. We are at 502 Hey

It's his birthday Let's get it. Okay, so there's a bunch of birthday songs or you could pick your favorite song Dwayne Because you are the birthday boy. I have no idea what to pick I've actually been looking at songs and I'm step school then. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

If we hit Ruea, if we hit 850, then Dwayne might be saved and we can do the hips. Don't lie. But I would love to hear Dwayne sing on his birthday and get his day rolling in the right direction. I have the song. I have the song I was saying. Yes. I love the confidence. Alex, can we hit up some of those stream labs?

Let's do this. Oh, okay, Joe, okay, says, think this may have been missed from Monday, so here goes again. I once lived a stone throws away from a family who all died from mysterious head injuries. Got it. That's kind of grim.

It took me like 30 seconds. I'm there with you now. Thanks. A little dark, little dark. Pussy O'Connell says, here's one more leftover mess. Here's one more leftover meat joke from Ben for last week.

What did the knife say to the pork chop when the pork chop jokingly said, nice to meet you. Knife to meet you. Nice to meet. That wasn't very cleaver. So sorry, that's the last one, Ben. Oh, nice.

Joe O'Keefe says, also just wanted to thank you all for being such a positive influence. Listening to a group of people who are so open and honest about their mental health challenges means so much and the passion for what you do is wonderful. Wonderful. Brett, you are very inspirational.

I'm not going to go pee. I'm just going to go have a soft cry. Brett, you really are the best. It is. Everyone's going through something during this pandemic. So I think we can all share in that. Like, you're not alone. And that's the dopest part about this community is everyone has been so nice,

caring, concerned about one another. So if you ever feel like you are alone, just this is your reminder that you are absolutely not. We are all here for you. And Brett is. always makes inspires me i love when brett shares his details because i'm like i feel that it's sometimes shit sucks brad we uh brett brett met my parents we did a the brett and kate's played oh yeah my parents were on which is great but my parents afterwards are like that brett

god he's something huh i'm like i know and they're like he just making he just made us feel so comfortable and i was like he just makes people feel good about themselves that's why you've got to bread Sharon in your life because he's good medicine. Totally. I need to get in the playday. Tell him to my son. Okay. Guess what I have going on right now in the other room.

Oh, God. I'm in a pandemic with a boy that's go through everybody. Oh, my God. He's stealing your credit card right now to get to $8.50 for step. That's what he's doing. Yeah. Good reminder, 850, and I'll be, I'll be singing Shakira Hips Don't Lie, with my best Shakira impersonation voice. Is it good? Not really, but I will give it my awe.

Alex, who do we have next? We didn't answer this question from Schmobot earlier, but L or I is asking, what is the average time for being on the toilet? Can someone be there for too long? Oh, that was a legitimate question, okay. I never understood people that like took the newspaper or now like their phone or whatever to the toilet because like my legs go to sleep so fast like so fast like people that like oh yeah I take this guy that shows my age that people taking the fucking newspaper to the toilet.

Oh my god what is that Alex? This is a Ken Ken book it's a puzzle um basically the whole thing is you can uh it's kind of like Sudoku or you can You have to use one through eight, you know, once in each line, but then there's, like, math involved. Wow. So you're just, like, solving shit while you're taking a shit? Hell yeah, listening to podcasts, got the Bluetooth headphones in. Alex, do you know how many poop particulates are on that book? 50s, oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Thanks to screener labs and the Shmi bot, I feel like the fans are like side characters on the S-E-N show. Wait a minute. Does that mean all of us trying our shot with Stefan? just Gunther from friends trying to impress Rachel even though he has no chance. Yes. I've never seen friends. I don't get that reference.

Yeah, I've never seen friends either, but I heard you say you are a part of the show and that much is true. At least you're in the show. That's the difference. But more importantly, Brett, what were you saying about poop? Oh, we had a, no, we had a timer. And I think it was a timer for, like, Denny's to see if your order would come fast enough that somebody stole.

and we had this chart because we wanted to figure out how much of your time of your life was spent pissing and pooping. So we would, everybody had to take the timer to the bathroom with them, time themselves right on the chart, and we were going to write this whole expose about it. And we were high. Kate, what is the time that is too much on the toilet? Well, it's funny because when we were having our meetings with Paul early on,

we're like, okay, well, yeah, we'll get together in a couple of minutes. We're like, I have to shit. I have to shit, too. And then we were both back within two minutes. And he's like, did you wash your hands? And we're like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're quick, we're quick poopers.

I feel that. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, the other thing too is, which is something that I asked about the other day. I'm like, how many times a week is too many times have diarrhea? Oh, yeah, probably. Hotelner donated $20. Yes. Let's go. Hi everyone here is a joke for you. Why can't orphans play baseball? The answer, because they can't find home.

Side note, proud to announce that PodX has come on board to sponsor the hotel nerd network. I will post link code and details in chat. I miss the first part. What happened? I want to be devastated like Ben. Why can't orphans play baseball? Oh, no, no. Now I get it. Stop it. It's a dolphin. I got a dolphin. I was like his dolphin. Is that a thing? What?

Yo, you better quit. You better quit with that. Come on, we all have a home. It's the S-E-N network. That's right. We are the home of the orphans, baby. Land of the Free, the Poussay, baby. And we're talking about poop.

You heard it. Dwayne just said he was adopted. And he's coming with the fucking, oh, my God, this fucking show. It's okay. Dwayne wasn't, a orphan. That joke's not about him. anymore. She thought five it was.

Yeah. Oh, no. My biological parents are very much still alive. I was never an orphan. See, there you go. Okay. There's levels to this shit. There is levels to this orphanage shit, yo.

Oh, my God. That was a dark joke. Thanks for taking us down that alley. Oh, God. If you have an opinion on orphanages and or poop time, please send in your stream labs in suits. the chats because we want to know. You could never host this show.

We always say so laser-focused. Who for die trying? You know, with all seriousness here. I'm not kidding. Oh, okay. Say a doctor, please. Yeah. Truly, I will say gut health is like the number one

indicator of all other health issues. It's your second brain, they call it. Yes, I know. Do you have a good probiotic? You want me to be on? Hotel. Yeah, I do. $20.

Why do often's lose half their basketball games? Because half their games are at home. Oh,

man. There goes our whole orphan community in one robot. You've just destroyed all of our

orphan fans. And that is not cool because they have a home with us. Yep, that's right. I know that's right.

Yeah. God. Oh, Alex, what's next? We're demographic. Yeah. Mother's milk says, happy birthday, Dwayne.

Oh, thank you. Mother's milk. Okay, here's another important question. What? How long? Okay, so we were asked how long is too long on the toilet? How long is too long

breastfeeding? Oh. Oh, did someone ask them? No, I just asked it because I recently saw. Alex and Dwayne will cover this one. Yeah, I recuse myself from this one because I nurse till two. I nurse my son too. That is do your thing girl. I just watch a video of a woman still breastfeeding a 12 year old. That's where I was coming. What? Yeah. Yeah. She said it was this British family and she goes,

Mother's milk. It's like nothing you've ever had before. And I was like, uh, eh. Yeah, I think probably there are definite benefits to it, but I do think there's probably some confusion at 12 when they're starting to form sexual identities to then have that still be a source of food that you get directly. She could pump for her kid, I guess, at 12. It's interesting stuff, interesting stuff.

Is that the probiotic you were going to recommend to me? Tell me a donation. Why do Native Americans hate snow? because it's all white and on their land. Oh, wait, I missed it. I missed it. Wait, Alex, reread it. Okay, but tell us if we want to hear it first, Alex. Hotel nerd donated $20.

Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's all white and on their land. Yeah, there you go. Okay. That's pretty good. I feel that. It's funny because it's true, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're laughing through the pain of that one. The term is indigenous peoples, by the way. Yeah. America was, they didn't, we wouldn't call themselves Americans because America was created by way. Yeah, they were here first. Thank you. Stay weak. Where are we on our goal, Alex?

Let me refresh real quick. While I do that, Garth Harkness McMurray says, this is for the Pusei power. I'm loving the staff entertainment network today. Steff even got late, Mulligan, to show up on time. I can't. Kate, but her singing, her singing is Margaret Thatcher, is exquisite compared to stuff singing. Happy birthday, Dwayne. Hi, Brett. Yeah, Margaret Thatcher, Kate is A1K. I love that. Well, except for that time, I didn't have the music, and I was just screaming at everyone.

I did the music that was just in my earphones. I was so bummed that I missed that. I think it's pretty happy. It was pretty wonderful. For $3,000, Kate will host. just Margaret Thatcher. There, I set a goal that we won't hit, but at least. Yeah.

Shit, if we hit that in 45 minutes, oh my God. We're at 580 right now. We're 580. Guys, how are we not at least at 850 already? Like. Those hips are live. Yeah, everyone's not as thirsty as me. Yeah, what happened?

Everyone's like quenching on Gatorade today. Where's the first? Right. What the hell? No more. Are you guys drinking some pediolite this morning? Get the fuck out of here. Get out.

Get out. Get into your bag, into the stream labs, into the super jads, join the party. We have Kate almost on deck to sing. And then if we hit 8.50, these hips won't lie on the screen for you all. So, Alex, should we hit one of our impressions first before we continue on with the... There's a Christian announced a new format for the impressions. We'll only do the top three impressions that, in terms of donation money.

So we only got one so far. Okay. So whenever we get those, we'll do them. Amazing. What's next in the streamlapse? Buckless and Westview says, Hello, everyone. Hope you all are well.

You all don't know how much you all have helped me follow my dreams and to finally find my passion and worthy ambition. I just didn't expect her to be someone who has a boob mug calendar and to be a great first-time host of SCN. Oh, that's very sweet. Thank you.

Appreciate your family. Herlord Attenborough says the dibs rule refers to someone who shovels out a parking spot filled with snow and gets to keep it. Most people put trash bins or other items and the spots of hold it. It's a hot button issue here in Chicago, especially with all the snow we just got. I did see that. Laura Kelly posted that on Instagram. Like there was a chair in a parking spot. I didn't know what she was talking about, but now it makes sense. Yeah, I don't know.

That's a tough one because if you shovel it, if you shovel it, if you shovel it, if you shoveling, it and then put your car in it immediately. Like, I don't know. It's, yeah, so why aren't you putting your car in it right when you shove it? Right when you shovel it? Because you can't drive on the road, like to move it? I don't, it's, I don't know.

It's, I never, I'm so lucky I never had to deal with it, but I know it's like a real, real true proper headache now. And also just like, there's the amount of snow that's here right now. It's, we're up to our, like, truly, and my parents' front of all, we're up to our waist because there's- Kate, where are you? I'm in the suburbs of Chicago. Downers Grove.

Wow. And it's like, it's, it's wild. He was like, it's just the most snowy, because like, there's walls next to our driveway right now. And like, I did the snowblower yesterday. And it just like, basically hits the wall and like falls back onto the driveway. I'm like, I can't point it high enough to get over the line. Let's not go down the snowblower road.

Okay. Sorry. It was crazy how different life is when there's snow. I don't. Like all of these things you just spoke about, that was a different language. I don't know what you're talking about, chair and snow for your parking spot. That, like, sounds. Pousy Galore donated 23 pounds and 99 pence through super chat.

They're at the Steph Entertainment Network. Oh, and there's Brett. He gets my mother's milk. Oh. Well, there's our 3,000 right there. We got 24 pounds. Exactly. Thank you.

It's my favorite bet. Right. The million dollar. question. What are you going to do with the mother's milk? Oh, man. Well, I'm going to build up my immunities. And probably won't get COVID. So, oh, who who, who, I will say,

brought milk. Like, when you got a baby and you've got, you've got that stuff flowing in your body and somebody's like, oh, I scratch myself. You're like, scoot! Scrant it on it. I'm telling you, that thing clears it. Because it's got, it's got, it might be falling. Whatever it is that you're like, I'm telling you. Kate, you are very much serving the dad from my big fat Greek wedding with the Windex,

but now you're with breast milk. Breast milk fixes everything. I'll drink the finest breast milks. You got pink eye. Hold your eye open. I'm telling you. Oh, my. God, wow.

I wish I still made it. Administering medicine through the nap, you. absolutely love to see it, 2021. This is the year to make shit happen. Alex, what do we got next? Fuck in Obamacare. We got mother's milk. What are you, a socialist, Kate?

Yeah. Alex, I won't interrupt again. Thank you. Elle asks, so the totally question was brushed off quickly. Just asking for a friend, well, we got to it. If it's too inappropriate. I understand. The show is about class, and not tomfoolery. I apologize. No, not at all. We just...

Absolutely about top foolery. I'll show you how long it takes to pee and get a refill on your... Oh, I'll take what? And mute happened. Wait, on it, Brett just got... That was a different side of Brett, like, just talking shit. That was a professional. Right? I know. Also, what do we all think he needs a refill on?

Mother's milk. Mother's milk. Fairly. Yeah. Mother's milk. I need a refill on Mother's milk. I have a lot of ailments that I've been waiting for some Eastern medicine to come through with. I just picture him shotgunning like a PBR.

Listen, I would not put that past Barstool Sports. Barstool, if they had a chance to drink from the nip on air and call it health, they're there. They're there. Anyways, this is your reminder that at six, are we already at 600? Uh, one more check. Let's let me check. I did, I worked at a bar, uh, with a girl.

And she said she was like working while she was breastfeeding. And some guy asked for a Bailey's and cream, like a piece of shit. And then she's like, yeah, sure. He's like, okay, cool. Here's $800. And she took the money. just poured half and half and there you go and then like the guy was like no

he was like get out of here and just took money there will be no breast milking shaming on our watch it's like what so bizarre yeah but 800 Steph's hips move

yeah we need $835 I've been drinking I've been drinking you got me thirsty for those hips none are you got me thirsty for Steph singing check ear oh baby Drunk in love. She sings all night. She sings all night.

Thank you, Ryan Payne. We are at 6.25 now. 625. Let's go. 2.25 away. We're 225 away from Hips Don't Lie. Wow. I didn't know if we would get there. Now I'm kind of like, how am I going to pull this performance song?

Let's get there. I'm ready to fail hard for y'all. I am ready to fail hard. Oh, no such thing. Brett, by the way, when you left, you said, I can show you how fast it takes somebody to pee and get a refill, and you muted yourself just before you said what the refill was on. Oh, my drink.

Don't. Is it Mother's Milk? It's Mother's Milk. Thank you. Oh. Wow, Lonnie. Yeah, oh, no. I've got it in the fridge.

I always thaw out one every morning. She's, I mean, it's getting old. Does it last for like eight years? No, you know what's funny? I actually had to do something so sad when the pandemic hit. And I realized that I had all this old breast milk. And I was like, I don't, there's nothing for me to, like, none of my kids drink this anymore, but I had a freezer full of it.

But we needed a freezer to start putting food in because we're like, we're not going to go to the grocery show all the time. I actually had to feed my trees. I had to give it all to my trees. Like really made me so sad because it's so much work. You don't understand how much work. Yeah, I've heard that. It's so much easier just to have a baby take it.

But if you ever want to be able to leave your baby, you have to be it like you have to put this machine on you. And it was, it's awful. It's just, and then you have to preserve it in a certain way. And I had just baskets of it. And I'm like, maybe this tree's going to grow really well. And it's like the tree's dying. Shout out to you, Kate. Shout out to the moms.

That's another reminder that today is once again dedicated to the Pousse. The Rosed Pouss out here planning trips around their breastfeeding. If you love a mom or a mom out there, then show some love, sending your stream up super chats. We are not too far away from me doing Hips Don't Lie. And then at $1,000, Kate will be hosting. And that would be very exciting. Alex, what's up next? Emo wasn't a face as vaginas.

Staff should sing, happy birthday to Dwayne with that sweet, sweet voice. Ben, favorite emo band? Oh, yes, Alex. Happy birthday. Dwayne. Hi, Brett. Kate should host next. period. Oh, all right, and that's on period. All right. I did listen to some old fallout boy on

Valentine's Day and it like, it just hit that sweet spot, man. It hit that sweet spot. Yo, I was with Roxy yesterday and Doreena. We were jamming out to one of Roxy's old playlist. I had a massive, like most of us in my in my years, like the emo phase. So we had dashboard confessional like death cap for cutie. Dashboard's a good one. Yeah, dashboard. So good. I don't, I'm trying to think of the other ones. Did anyone else listen to that type of music? Oh, simple plan. Oh, wow. This is like cut your wrist, be in your room, say, mom, get away. Like, that was Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights was a good one. Yes. Emery was a good one. Uh, Silverstein. Like, like, yeah, that's the one to listen to. By chemical romance. Okay, I got to, I got to push back a little bit.

Like they're like the, they're like the, they're like the, the note, like the poster boys of emo music. And I don't know. It's not for me. Like, if you like them, they got, they definitely got the look. I've never, like, found, like, their music to be, like, that sad or, like, cathartic. Like, oh, man, I got to go through this. I'm going to listen to I'm not okay. Like, come on.

Come on, guys. We all listen to Bauhaus and Morrissey and, right? Yeah. Uh-huh. Can I get done in the school? Panic in the Disco's first, like, three albums. Jim Class Heroes. It's a weird, like, tricks, but Jim Class Heroes was my, like, go-to at that age.

Jim Class Heroes is good for sure. I still listen to Dance Gavin Dance. That's my favorite band right now. They're really good. Chiotos was really good. Named after the directors of Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Oh, the Dickies. That's what's one of my favorite bands

that did the soundtrack for Killer Counts for Outer Space. Oh, cool. I went to high school with the guy that was the drummer for my chemical romance. I can never remember which band it is, but that's in Bob Ryder. Wait, what? Do you have any T?

No, we were in band together. And he... What instrument? Drums? He was percussion. He was in the percussion section. He was good. And he was like then also in the jazz band,

but he was always like our teacher, Mr. Rosalie, did not like him. I think he, like, always would send him out. He'd be like, Bob, get out of here. Get out of here. And he was a marching band, too. Wait, what'd you play in band? French horn. I found my French horn, but we don't have a mouthpiece here.

I don't know. Wait, I played flute, and I found my flute, and I couldn't find the mouthpiece. Yeah. That's all I get you. Yeah, band nerds make noise. All the band. The orchestra nerds. I love y'all.

The horns themselves, cheap. Those mouthpieces. Yeah, they don't want you to win. They don't want you to still play the French horn, but we do, Kate. Maybe that should be the next goal tomorrow. Can Kate play the French horn for us? I got to get a mouthpiece. I have to look up where I could get a mouth.

24 hours. Alex, what's next? All right, an appropriate gay dude asks two questions. Let's do this first one, the first half first. Questions for the panel. You're hosting a small dinner party. Which four fantasy or comic book characters do you invite? And because he wears a mask.

Okay. Not hosting any damn dinner party. during a pandemic. That's so funny. Fred's super fun to play this game with. Oh my God. He's going to wear a mask. Yeah.

A doctor, maybe. Everybody else who wears a mask and basically anybody who agrees to wear a mask. Yeah. Science. God, people get with the times. Oh, anybody who got me. I'm not having a dinner party because that's against quarantine rules. Ben, who are you drafting at the table?

Movie change up donated $20. You're definitely talking my high school years right now. I did a parody video of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme on the movie Change Up TikTok if you want to check it out. Also ignore my brother with the crazy hair. Okay. We're at 650, guys. Gandalf would be one of them for sure. That dude's got stories.

I'm trying to think of who else. Is he allowed to smoke his pipe inside? Absolutely. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. Fends on a narc. I'll say, I'll say Bilbo as well. I'll probably go all Lord of the Rings. Oh my God, wow, really show yourself.

Troy donated $20. Regarding spaceholders, it's a big thing in Boston, too. People put stuff like lawn chairs out to hold spots to run to the store, et cetera, after shoveling for an hour or two you earn the spot. In some neighborhoods, stealing a spot will get your car messed up. Oh. Wow. Okay. So where are the cars coming from that you need to shovel out of space? Are they in front of your apartment? Are they in front of work?

This is the dynamic I also don't understand because there's a moment when your car is parked and then it snows. I guess if you shovel, I guess where your car is parked when that snow falls and then you shovel it out from the snow and then you leave and then you put a chair. But I'm having the same question of you is like I think we're both picturing that it's, it's snowing with like and then somebody should makes a parking spot like by shoveling it out. But I think the cars are all parked for the most part when it's snowing. So it's about shoveling your own car out of the spot. Then when you leave like throwing something in the spot. So nobody can.

Okay. That's how it's like it's not like cars like cars are there while you're there. Yeah. While it's snowing. But got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay. Back to your Lord of the Rings table. I volunteer myself as Gimley for the table.

I'm with it. Wait, let me put on my beard. Okay, wait, wait. And my axe. Do you want this axe or not? Take the fucking axe. That's a hard yes. I mean, truly.

Oh, my gosh. I'm going to make a porn parody account DMA, but I see you bouncing that fat axe all. That fat axe. So, I'm so God, I made the spot. So yeah, there's my, is it four including me or like one more? Let's just keep it at that. This is getting into. Yeah, I can't talk that.

Like, you can't top. You can't talk to Steph's Gimley. What are we allowed? What are the categories we're allowed to call? Three fantasy comic book characters or comic book characters. I'm gonna go with some Ghibli friends, studio Ghibli friends. I'm inviting Kiki. She's a good friend.

Ponyo, because she's a good friend. She loves him. So that means I can't invite Porco Rosso because then he is him. So I can't have him there. So maybe, I'll invite him anyway. He's cool. He's Michael Keaton. That's true.

Kate? I love, I'm going to go with Fred and George from, wait, does that consider, is that powder? Yeah, well, one of them is dead, so. Oh, I didn't get that. Oh, God. Spoiler! Oh, are you.

book five. You ever seen the movies? No. I didn't know that shit. Oh, my, I just had a brain aneurysm like very quickly. I'm back here now. What happened? Well, I won't tell you which one.

Okay. Well, whichever one is, well, listen, I'm into force ghosts. So Brad and George and whichever one of them has to show up is a force ghost. That's fine. And then probably also, I do love Ron. So just, and Ginny. I'm going to go just four Weasley's. Oh.

That's good. That's good. So, like, we know what your kink is now. It's ginger. I mean, that much is clear. Yeah. Yeah. So Gimley would be invited.

Any of us making a table that doesn't have Steph's Gimley there is, I'm sorry. It's wrong. It's just wrong. Everyone of the dead twins is dead. I won't take them. Yeah. So we have to keep doing this one until he's going. Oh, yeah.

Dwayne. Dwayne. Your table? Yeah, what's your birthday table? Uh, mine, mine would be Tony Stark, Albus Dumbledore. Spike Spiegel from Cowan Dibaba. Ryan Payne donated $50. I've never really knew that she could dance like this.

She make a man wanna speak Spanish. Komosei Lama, Bonita, Mikasa, Sukasa. Oh, Steph, when you talk like that you make a brother go mad. Otherwise and keep moving to the sound of your body. Yeah, that's just a little sneaky of what will happen when we reach 850. When we reach 8.50, I will sing hips don't lie. Thank you for that, Ryan Payne. Were you done, Dwayne, with your...

Yeah, I'm done. Nice, nice. Are you done? Are you finished? You know, when you say something and he comes out so bitchy and it's like, do I comment on the fact that it was bitchy or do I keep it moving? Because my intentions were good. Alex, what is next? Okay, there is a second half of the question, but since we have to move on, I'll just say it. Okay, the other question was the same question, but now you're hosting an old-fashioned orgy.

So whoever you pick for the first one is you're stuck with for the second one. Yes. Yes. It's your lucky, yay! Fear the beard! All right, peanut butter, pussy says, Wumtang clan ain't nothing to fog with. Womtang clan ain't nothing to fog with. Womtang, Wombang, Wombang.

Thank you very much. We... What's tax Alex? New World Order says, Behold, mortals, the ascendance of the world girls is at hand. Steph and Roxy will herald the S-E-N debut of the Queen of Death, Dorina Arroyano. Hail Vigina Hildarino. Yes.

Yes. I know. We really need to make a push for Dorena to come. Everyone loves Dorena. Like, I think she needs to be on S-E-N. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Alex. Absolutely. Cheers, Gabbna. Come on. Someone gets Stefan Bridgerton. Yeah. I'd be like, Gavna, you want to fuck? He'd be like, mingled, like my teeth falling out.

Come on, give me Kish Gavna. Let me hold your gobs. Gavna, your gavna. Your gavs and your balls, please, your gabs and your balls. I think I've actually found a scenario where somebody might not want to have sex with Steph. I, gavna! You'll pay for it! Yes!

They put me in the trailer, the thirst trap, and then I open my mouth, and it's like, Gapna! And she talks the whole time. It's like, um... It's like, she's all that intro coming down the stairs, like this slow motion looking so good, and then like, oh, it got me nibble on their tibbles, y'all. Oh, my God, it's like that Kristen Wiggs sketch and S&L where it's like all the sisters singing, and all of a sudden, and then I ran over the squirrel and then I missed it, them mugged me a dick. Like that.

Oh my God. Oh, wow. Encee. Oh, my God. Brett saying the one situation. And Alex said not to answer that question. We're like, you know what? Let's just make this an entire scene read.

God. Okay, Alex. What's next on the agenda? If the shades of geeks, speaking of playing Lego video games, Kate, did you look up Lego dimensions yet? Did Brett lend it to you? Yeah.

I have to lend you a system too. I have to give you my Xbox, which isn't being used, but I will lend that to you. Yeah, it's, it's, I have a lot of characters. Because that was an easy Christmas gift or in birthdays. You would just have to get them the little packs of the characters. I don't like Shakira as a person because she is anti-Israeli. But she makes great music, though. Take it away, Steph.

Also, happy birthday, Dwayne. That would be a horrible intro to like a Shakira concert. Yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't like this next performer because she's anti-Israeli. Take it away, Shakira. Start it off with her song. Ask V-Di Netanyahu. Let's hear that, Shakira.

Yeah, and she's performing on Hanukkah. Let's go! No, if she actually was, I don't think she would have been performed at the Super Bowl and been one of the most loved people in the industry. so I would, I don't think that's true, but. I hope that's not true. I haven't seen her talk to. Although, was that, was that Al-Moggdove that said that?

But those 50 shades. 50 shades. Because I was going to say, Almogdov is Israeli, so he would know. But, okay. Also, that puts us $100 away from non-lying hips. 100? 100. 100.

100 bucks. From line? 100. Wait did Duane just say. We've got, $150 to go till non-lying hips. Way to hype

non-lying hips like you've never seen before. Here on the S-E-N network, we're 100 away. Tell me the truth. Tell the truth. Is it the original Xbox, Brett? No, it's the 360. 360? Okay. Yeah.

Gotcha. Because I was going to say I have an unused Xbox if Kate wanted to borrow that. I did have the OG Xbox. I mean, Dude, that thing is a fucking brick. I, like, I, I, I, bought that to play the old Lord of the Rings games, and I, like, I bought it off, like, Craigslist or whatever.

That thing, like, we forget how heavy that thing is. You could, like, it's like an old cell phone. You could just throw it off a building and not, not even stretch. Free children, my wife bought that for me as a gift, and it came, she bought one game with it, Tetris, which just so happened to be her favorite game. This is, like, Brett, this is about right. Hey, come.

I'm not you're going to lie him there with your Tetris. I'm like, oh, cool. I don't really like Tetris, but... This is when he gave me a new Nintendo switch for Christmas. That was my Christmas gift. I'm like, thank you. And he's like, now I can play Zelda still. I was like, so this is about you.

Always in the second comment, you can hear the intention of it. That's right. Wow. Wow. Alex, what do we got next? All right, we got a bunch of 50 shades of geeks right here. So, the guy is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents, and she says, could you pass me with the salt, daddy?

Who was supposed to pass the salt, the dad or the boyfriend? Ooh. I feel really sorry for my friend who works at the circus as a human cannibal. He just got fired. I like that one. That was good. That was good. Hey, Steph, I bet you didn't know.

I drive a $100,000 vehicle every day because I'm a bus driver. Hey! Hong Kong! Do you think flies enjoy seeing people clapping for them when they enter a room? Oh my God. I just give them the spray now.

I take the Windex out. Like, next time I'll take the breast milk out and I'll support those little fuckers. No, they'll just... They'll just get stronger. Yeah, they'll be like, yeah, they'll turn into Godzilla. That is the origin story of Godzilla. When you drink the polyjuice potion in Harry Potter, Lego.

What do you say when you see cows flying in the sky? The stakes are too high. I like that. I like that. I like that one. I like the one. According to religion, red wine is the blood of Jesus. So what does it mean?

What is white wine? His marrow? Phone marrow? Colonization line. I think I know where they wanted that to go. Let's just not go there. But I do like bone marrow. I turned off the engine for a few minutes so I can take a quick phone call,

but I still couldn't hear anything over the screams of my co-pilot. That's good. I love that. That's dark, yeah, I love that. An apple a day keeps the dog. doctor away an apple a year makes your money disappear I have the heart of a lion as well as the lifetime ban from the zoo wow it's good you sick sick human and then finally I can't believe I

haven't said this yet I apologize happy birthday Dwayne thank you very much 50 shades all right Prince that wasn't promise says how do you know Canadians are smart they get straight A's Huh. Hey? Hey? Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. All right. Garth Harkness McMurray says, we do the chair's thing here in Boston, too. It's to reserve your parking spot when you leave. So when you get back home, the spot you worked so hard shoveling out is waiting for you. If you move someone's chair and take their spot, they'll bury your car in snow. Huh.

Wow. That's just the tea I didn't know about. Yeah. Christian Vilsstrip says, why was the leper hockey game canceled? there was a face-off in the corner. Oh. Oh, my God. Wait.

Are lepers still a thing? Should I not have laughed at that? Sorry. No, just like, it's just graphic. Sorry about that. Sorry about that, guys. What's the latest on leprosy? Like, how do we?

Actually, I'm sure it's still a thing, probably. I don't know why I laughed. I'm sorry. I thought it's all right. Ace money says. Well, then that's a billion dollars long, okay? So. Yeah.

I like Brian Johnson and the Last Jedi. So you're okay. Yeah. Yeah. Your stuff today. All right, Ace Moni says, Blessed be the holy brusicles of St. Mulligan, whose healing power saveth the wretched

of the world. Amen. Amen. Oh, no. I think I told you this. I used to put it on Neil's patches, too. He would get a new patch. I'd be like,

put some money. He'd be like, oh, stop it. But I'm telling you, it grew the hair in, so. Wifee of the year. Yeah, this is why the show is dedicated to the Pousse. Get your stream mob superchats in now to show some love. I feel like you sang that like Beauty and the Beast, so her tail is oldest time.

Wifee of the year. Wifee of the year, she'll spray her breast milk on you. What's next, Alex? Gene says, hey Alex, have you heard of the Filipino rapper EZ Mill? His song, Panalo, is great. It's about Filipino pride. Stuff you're killing it. Happy birthday, Dwayne.

Kate, your bread. Pitt is great. Ben, Brett. Hi. I have not heard of this. I do only when I can wear his face. I do it on the face now. Basically, there's something about his face that goes on my face very, very naturally. And like, I basically, I only ever have him like eat something. I got like a big thing of gumballs in my mouth. I make him chew ice. But it really, it's freaky. Because like for whatever reason, his face in mind, not in real life. I don't look anything like Brad Pitt, but there's something about it that like my face doesn't lend him it to him so well i'd love to see it i'd love to see it you know it's out there it's on the grill it's on the grid check the group uh poyo says with a new

impression rule for the top three donors i'm giving this a shot can we have elmo explain what an orphan is um since that is not over 20 dollars uh unfortunately we will not be doing that so yeah to clarify the new rule so impressions were just going to be schmobots right so that's 20% $1.00. Hey, yes.

Thank you, Kate's fun box. Oh. That's it. That's it. That's it. And that's it. Wow.

I love when they just give you a little bit, but not too much you can just bite into it. Finish her. After that, we only need 50 more dollars. We get to 8.50.

The light of the beautiful warmth sinks down to the beginning far beyond the sky and into your grieving eyes. I still reach my hand even further. Believe in the grief you feel. In actuality, everyone wants to be saved.

$30 more dollars. Thank you very much, Shadow Dragon Productions. Wow. Shadow Dragon Productions gave us some deepness. He always does. All right, Dagan says, hey, crew, happy hump day. No question for y'all. Just wanted to throw some love and support your way. Steph, you are crushing the hosting duties. Cushing. Cheers.

Cheers to you. Thank you, fam. All right, Leonard Kim says, What's up, everybody? Just a friendly reminder that you're all awesome in your own unique way. I'm loving the energy and positivity from you, Steph, and I'm happy to see you hosting SCN. You are killing it.

Shout out to the world girls. Always be plugging. Right. Always. Always. Thanks for the shameless plug. The Shades of Geek says, Shakira has said in multiple interviews

that Israel has no right to defend itself against terrorists. She even compared Israelis to germs. Oh, great. So she said, Doug. Okay. But I mean, terrorists, yeah, Israel and Palestine is a very deep subject. So I just encourage everyone to do their research on every part of what people are saying before you dive in with those types of words. Alex. All right.

Next is from Super Chat. We're going to hop on to there. The election was stolen. Oh, gosh. Staff was doing so well. And now you're just praying. Oh, man. What are you going to tell me?

Crocs aren't actually made of crocodile skin? Yeah, come on. Let's keep it. The fact that Crocs have, like, their own chain store now, like, they are that popular, like, good for that. I hate it. I hate it. No, I love the hustle. I love the hustle.

If you can make something hideous, make you millions go off with your bad self. But when I see my friends thinking it's trendy to come into my house with crocs, they can get, they can get fucked. They can get fucked outside of my house. I'm sorry if you wearing crox, uh, love you, but take them off. Alex, what's next? Um, hamstracked says Star Wars fans don't deserve Brian Johnson. I wish he wouldn't waste his time with a franchise that doesn't appreciate what he brings to the table. Ooh, all right.

I'm not mad about that, honestly. But I would disagree. There's a ton of Star Wars fans that ride for Ryan like no other and, uh, The Last Jedi. I really think it's, it's 50-50. Alex. BCD says Steph hosting is so lit. Happy birthday, Dwayne.

I want to see Kate Derail, S-E-N, or Margaret Thatcher. Yes. By the way, Travis Gilbert in the chat says, people going into Steph's house wearing crocs can get fucked. Finally,

reason to buy. Oh, God. I said get fucked outside the house. Yeah. I mean, wherever. Yeah. So the crocs stay on during sex with Steph. Got it.

Got it. Yeah, I mean, the only way that people are reaching a happy ending is if you're in crocs throughout the entire start to finish. And you can manage her saying, do it, governor! Give me the bits, governor. Give me the crocs, eh? I love your crock in my trunk. Yes. Oh.

Give me your crooks in those crooks. Hey, y'all, you almost said that. Come on, finish it. Come on, babe. Come on, come on. Get all you got. Like if she talked the whole time like that. Yeah.

Come on. Again, you wait, pussy. Oh, yeah, that. That will add that in, Ben. Oh. No, that's my finishing sound. Right. Right.

In all of these acting out, Steph keeps looking over her shoulder to talk to the person. I'm acting it out because I'm an actor. I am assuming you. She is meth and Kate. She knows what she wants. She wants someone to pull that gimly beard. I'm back. Pull my beard from the back. Make it rain. Poor Dwayne. I love it. We've all just got a real insight into sleeping with... I'm trying to get that axe, baby, okay?

Yeah, that was British government-staff sexual position so you can see my face. Debbie, I raise you Catholic. Mom's like, you're a virgin, honey, what are you talking about? I know, I don't know what they're talking about, mom. I don't know what they're talking about. God, Alex. Guys, we are $27 away from the goal. 27.

Let's go. Let's go. Donated $50. Thank you, Kate's Funbox. There we go. All right. We hit the goal. We're getting some truth today.

We are getting some truth. Oh my God. All right. Come up with that name on the fly or happened during the show. Yeah, that's totally me. Totally me. Wow. Wow.

Love it. Okay. Well, don't remember. We also have a $1,000 goal to get Kate to host. And we have some time. We have seven minutes to get that goal. So keep sending in your super chats.

Let's fucking do this thing. Alex, what else do we have? We're actually all out of stream labs in super chats, but Steph you might want to start cueing that instrumental up but I just want to remind everyone in the chat to make sure to vote and the SCN Live Awards the link is in the description I will be closing voting on Friday make sure that to do that only have one impression suggestion is that what's yes and we have one impression to do and let's do that right now to do that, yeah. All right, we got Soothing Dwayne asking Dexter about his new toy inventions, doll, Jesse, and Elmo.

Who is Dexter? Oh, I do. Oh, wait. Wait, so what is it? All right, yeah, Dwayne is, soothing Dwayne is asking Dexter about his new inventions, Elmo and Jesse. I'm Jesse and Brett as well. Great. donated $30.

You guys are the best. Make me laugh every time. Here to them hips. Appreciate it. You know, Kate, in this scenario, we wouldn't even need to talk. If you listen to the way it was described, they're just talking about us.

Oh, perfect. Really? Be careful how you phrase your impressions, or write those impressions scripts. No, I'm just kidding. I'm so excited. Sorry, just but... So, Dexter, you're bringing some new product to market in the fall.

I heard you've got two dolls. One's for men, women, kids? Gender is no longer a thing for Dexter. Anyone can use these dolls. Anyone can use these dolls. They're made out of the finest silicone. and I have modeled the model after my sister, D-D! So it will be 100%.

There's only two genders, male or female. Oh, good for you, Elmo! What do you mean two genders, female and male? Yes, it's the only way it's supposed to be, male female, that's it. And that's... Elmo, you don't even know how to fuck! You don't even have a body! I don't.

I don't. You're right. And that's why I bring up all this deep safe shit. It's because I'm an intel. Oh, well, now you did it, Dexter. There, there, Elmo. I think that's good. And then we got one stream love that came in.

The other day my wife, this is Christian Vilstrip, the other day my wife asked me to pass. her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick she still isn't talking to me oh you know what you know what I was such idiots okay how do I share this audio oh I'm so nervous right now I'm at 900 right now also oh oh one come on but we should give them both we should give them Steph shaking her hips though. If we get to want that. Yeah, yeah. We have Steph, but like this is for you hosting.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I just want to make sure. You should be able to show down. I'm sorry, honey, you still have to. Okay, I haven't pulled up. I'm, I'm sweating, but I will do this because I said I would. Yes. How do I share the audio?

Dwayne, do you know? Go to share screen at the bottom. And then I believe it's just share computer sound. Yeah. I believe so. Okay, yeah, I did that. Okay. Okay, oh wait.

Tabs, tabs, no. That's your entire screen. Oh, no. How do I end this? Uh-oh. Let me see. At the very top, there should be stop sharing. What is Bukaki?

Yeah, Bukaki, that's my newest endeavor. I'll tell you about it later. If you spend 3,000, if we get 3,000, I'll tell you about Bukaki. There's a computer. It's like advanced and then. then computer sound only i did that though y'all oh no i'm gonna bust this all for can someone else play no i have to do it okay so i i don't see it sorry oh so i could do okay you bring up the share screen and then go into the dance in the top and it says music

Travis Gilbert donated $20. We need Kate hosting. Let's do this, guys. She didn't do this to herself is a must force her to host. I didn't do it to myself. Okay, I think I have it. Yeah, you're good. Okay, whoof.

Can you hear that, wait. Uh-oh. Is this going? There it is. There is. We got the refus to up in here. Shakira, Shakira. I can't dance like this.

She makes a man, we want to speak Spanish. Don't say I'll speak for everybody when they say we weren't ready. To Kate hosting and happy birth date way. We hit a thousand. What? I realized how many times that song said no fighting. No fighting. Shakira.

Oh, my hips are there. Folks. Shakira, Shaquita. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow. We weren't ready. Wow. Well, we have to get out of here.

I'm so pleased that you could see that side of me. I know that I, singing is one of the talents that I'm embarrassed to do because I'm so good at it, that it makes me feel weird when I do it. So thank you so much. But truly, thank you so much for the support today. This was such a fun show. I could not do it alone. Kate Mulligan, thank you so much for joining.

Ben Goddard. Thank you. Appreciate you as always. Brett Sheridan in the house, Alex Marzonia, and Dwayne Burke, the birthday boy. Happy birthday, boy.

Happy birthday, boy. And thank you so much for everyone watching. Make sure that you like, leave a comment. Spread some love today. Have a great rest of your hump day. And we will see you tomorrow.

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