The Kristian Harloff Show - Rumor! Sony Wants Spider-Man 4 with Raimi and Maguire? - SEN LIVE #359

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

On today's show, Kate Mulligan hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Bonnie Somerville, Ben Goddard, Alex Marzoña, and Malcolm to discuss a possible Spider-Man 4, California cinemas returning to 100% in June, new Ghostbusters: Afterlife clip and the trailer for Jupiter's Legacy. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks for joining into the SCN show on the Shmodown Entertainment Produced in partnership with Skybound Entertainment. I don't know where the thumbs up is supposed to happen, but here I am. I was waiting for a thumbs up guys. Hey! I can't hear anything that's happening. Oh, God, guys. I think it's going to be a good one.

I'm excited. I'm excited. Oh, boy. Welcome, ladies and Jim. gentlemen and trolls and hobbits. Who else? I don't know. What would a hobbit be?

Who's to say, guys? You guys, Bonnie just said it best. We just figured out Zoom. And now these two old ladies have to figure out something else. I do like this part of that. For the audio listeners, this is going to suck for you. But here we go. Hello.

You know, that part's one about Skype. Anyway, we have an awesome panel today, starting with Bonnie Somerville, who I already mentioned. Hello, Bob. Bonnie, how are you today? Hello, darling. I'm good. How are you?

It's so nice to see Brett and Ben. Like, I feel like it's been years. Well, for me, like, I literally feel like it's been years. Yeah, we haven't been on a show together since studio. Since before you were engaged and we were trying to make Ben and Bonnie happen. Yeah. When you were shipping Ben and Bonnie. I was going to call you guys Benny, but I guess you missed that opportunity.

Oh, God. Break it off, Bonnie. We have real business to discuss here. That is better than Ne Rod or J. Rod or J. Rood or whatever. They broke up. Whoever she's engaged to at this moment. Did they break up? You guys, that's going to be the top story.

Working it out there and working it out. Okay. Okay. I had faith in that. Yeah. And next to Bonnie, at least where I'm looking. I think what I'm looking at is the same thing about, this is good about Skype. Am I looking at the same thing that people are looking at?

Okay. So going to the right of Bonnie is Mr. Brett Sheridan, Brett. Sesson. That's my new one for today. Ooh, la, la, Sassoon. I wanted to bring it out, bring out some of the classics. Brett, you're making us. Is that a classic?

It's a classic. A classic. Next, he's going to talk about CalGone, take me away. Oh, my new, yeah, I don't want to, it's just dumb. No, my favorite thing to do is do wrong ads. I say, you know, L'Oreal by Lancombe. And that's for my wife, for her to giggle at. I'll just do the wrong.

And that's for, I'm sure everybody in the chat's loving this. Hey, keep going. This is as good as my intro. Madam Musil, my Oreo. Yes, yes, exactly. Brought to you, my. Brett's going to be on that new, that new Fox News shows, like that Grant Gusterson or whatever.

Like, he's the writer for that guy after this tight five right here. Oh, what, that looks like Garfield, the Gutfield or whatever? Yeah, Gutfield, that's his name. I don't, like, I know his Jeep. God, I hate him so much. Oh, man, but that, it's pure comedy. Oh, yes. Oh, man.

Elmo might talk about that, man. And to the right of Brett, we have Ben Goddard. Hello. Hi, Ben Goddard. Ben, are you engaged to anybody, or did Bonnie get business done faster than you? Uh, no, but going through my cringy old Instagram post, I did post something that was like single taken at the gym. And that was like from 2014. And I was like, oh my God, I used to be a fucking Facebook dad on Instagram. All right. I'm finding that right now. Pulling that up. Retweet it. It's a ways back, but it's there. We went through it on my on my stream. And it was, it was a painful reminder of what I used to be like. And let's not forget that voice from off. off camera. I don't know if we can, can we see you, Alex, or no, we can't see you?

No, I'm a little, I'm a little avatar in the bottom right corner. That little avatar, that actually is a really good avatar of you. Yeah. Wow. I think I'm supposed to be animated soon, so I'll be able to put my mouth. I would love if we could get the little facial hair at some point, but you know. Yeah, yeah, we got to get the goatee. Because I'm like, something doesn't like right about that, but yeah. And if we ever get married, if we ever see, I think Alex will become a real boy.

Yeah, he's gotten downgraded to Avatar stats. And then, of course, we have the man, the man that is always hidden, who I see a thumbs up from now. So I guess I'm supposed to start the show. I gave you like 50. I was just hitting it over and over and over again. Like, you're good. I'm sorry, Malcolm.

Malcolm, welcome to the last time I ever host a show. Oh, boy. You've got some goals for. today. The first is I do want to tell you guys real quick what the situation in my household is today, which is why I look the way I do. So every $100 up to $500, I'm going to put another

little piece of makeup on for you because right now I've got none. Okay. Because right now I have a five-year-old in charge of a three-year-old. I don't know how that's going to go. Dickey is working on... You know how hard life is. I made a

list on the dry erase board and like I pre-open snacks in the fridge and like they're doing cosmic kids yoga and that like and then after that then they can get their snack and then oh did you just get pot toast? Dave just delivered me some Oh Dave I want some I want to have a benefit of taking care of a three year old. Yes you're going to come back to Lord of the Flies in your kitchen right? And then I was like okay and then what's a fun activity for them that that will keep them busy for a while so I set out Plato you guys that was what's going to go well about this nothing the philosopher every hundred dollars that we hit every hundred

dollars that we hit I'll put on a piece of makeup for you guys okay so I can start looking better and then after 500 guys so this is when it gets fun starting at 500 we're going to start doing what I call scar stories so it's where you show a scar if you can show the scar on your body and then you tell the story of that James Wheeler donated $20 as a person with autism I want to Thank you for the thoughtfulness and humor you bring every day. Thank you for letting us hang out with you. James, there is always room at this table for you.

And James, the one with a wife who has the same birthday as us, Brett. What? That's right. I remember now. Yes. I remember my birthday is what I meant. Yeah. We love the spectrum here.

Keep bringing it. Keep bringing it. We love all of you. And Brett, I'm sorry, do you have a beard scratcher? Yeah, it's just so it's it's a back scratcher. And you'd be surprised that I'd actually put this on my face after touching my back. But no, I just have a very itchy beard today. And we have to keep very tight in the show.

So I wanted to, it's like an extra hand. Just get in there. Should I have saved that? Should I have better goal? Listen, that's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So at 500, we're going to hear a scar story from Brett. At 600, we're going to hear a scar story from Ben Goddard.

at 700. We're going to hear a scar story from Alex Marzonia. 800, Malcolm, 900, me, a thousand, Bonnie. You guys, we get Bonnie Somerville. How often on the show? Not at all. Come on, guys. Let's get there. Let's get to that. Anybody else have, anybody else have something crazy happening in their house today? Someone's going to come over and clean my bathroom. Ooh, boozy. You need a professional. Oh, yes. I do the occasional like deep clean, but I'm going to have it properly done.

I like it. It has to be done. It's the busy man. I feel sorry, Ben. I thought that was a sexual thing, but yeah, you're actually literally having your bathroom clean. Oh, man. No, no, no, no, no. Explain that innuendo as you would have it. Yeah.

If someone comes to clean your bathroom, what does that mean? mean, Brad? What does that look? Naturally, that's getting your salad tossed. Come on. You could put two and two together, people. You've been with me long. No, someone's not coming over to eat my ass, right? Oh, now you made it gross. Bridge too far. Bridge too far. Oh, man. What do you, hey, what do you guys think in your bathroom cleaned would mean? Set in your shmobots telling us. I think they call it to get pipes clean if you know. I think you pipe.

Bonnie sees the train of thought. I'm with you. Pipes clean does not mean ass eaten, no. Oh, God. This is a lot of fun for me, guys. It's been a lot of fun so far. Alex, I know we're a little bit light on news stories today, but give us, let's talk.

about some things. Okay, let's do it. Here's a rumor for you. Sony has expressed interest in bringing back director Sam Ramey and star Toby McGuire for a potential fourth entry in their Spider-Man series. This would just reference the Marvel Cinematic Universe and be separate from the Tom Holland Spider-Man though. Kate, do you think this rumor of welcoming back Toby's Spider-Man is a good move for Sony?

Would it be confusing to people? Is there enough room on this God-Forsaken Earth for more than one live-action Spider-Man? Is there a spider god? Is Peter Parker's dog a spiderian husky? Where am I? Who is Malcolm? We will never know who Malcolm is. Being off camera has really affected Alex.

Yeah. I like it, Alex. Listen, I love that Alex is the one person that actually works at this job. You know what I mean? Alex comes with the receipts. Alex comes ready. I mean, I'll tell you what. It's never good content when you ask about it.

Shadow Dragon Production. donated $20. Hi Malcolm. It's nice to see you. Wait, where are you? Hi, Brett, you be the sniper man. Hi, Ben. Hi, Kate.

Hi, Bonnie. How are you? Hi, my shot, Alex. Is that Shadow Dragon? Because Shadow Dragon usually comes in with like, ethereal song lyrics about days gone by. I was not ready for, like, this is more shocking. This is more shocking.

Shadow Dragon, blink twice if you're okay. Right? No. Listen, rumors are very dangerous. I know that because there were rumors about me in junior high. But no, I just, I mean. They were all true, though. Rumors 90% of the time are dead on.

So this seems plausible. Listen, I mean, am I missing something? What has Toby McGuire done? recently. Am I missing something? I think the last thing was Great Gatsby. Okay. Wow.

And I'm not saying, why does anyone care, like, what he's... Ooh. The only reason I ask is because I don't know if that's as big of a get as they'll want.

I mean, I love to miss Spider-Man. I love anybody that doesn't really open their mouth to tell. Yeah, I love everyone that acts with that list. That doesn't move their mouth. Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20. I blinked once.

Thank you. You guys, we're at $73, which means we're about, we're just a little while. I'm about to put some blush on for you. Okay. This is how long it's been since Tobin McGuire worked. I have typed in Toby M.A. And he's still not on the recommended bar in.

Like, you have to type in Toby Mague. Or Toby McIre comes up. Who are the other Tobis that are so... Oh, the last thing he did was he was the narrator of the boss baby. But his last live action was pawn sacrifice. Yes. On sacrifice.

Okay. I just feel like, listen, I loved him as Spider-Man, but I feel like there are... I just feel like Tom Holland's such a star right now. But listen, maybe this makes people want to... I don't know. I don't know. What do you guys think?

this this feels like a perfect uh i know like whatever sony has for hbomax this feels like a perfect hour long episode about older spider man directed by sam ramy this doesn't feel like a full feature that goes to theaters this feels like a direct to streaming fun little else world alternate dimension thing we've got spider verse just do that or have someone animate it and have him voice it because i don't think to like i mean famously told me Muggar almost quit because of his back injuries in 2002, let alone 20 years later. So, I don't know. 20 years?

20 years. We got old. We got old. That can't be, it was 20 years. Do you still have that scream in you, though, Bonnie? No, you know what? I actually don't because my voice is deep. My balls dropped.

That was, that was pre-pe. puberty that that screaming woman. They got you young. They got you young. I think my scream right now would be a little, a little deeper. Do you, Bonnie, do you? Like a Harvey Firestein. Watch out everybody. Here comes Spider-Man.

For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, Bonnie is featured prominently in a window of Spider-Man. Was it one or two? Hey, listen, Spider-Man 2 sister slid. And called Screaming Woman. Yes. Got a credit for that. I'll tell you what. And by the way, better than me playing porn star number three and a movie called Crank 2.

Do you know what I mean? Like, I'll take screaming woman. I've got to be a porn star number three any day of the week. Number three? Do you know how insulting it is to be three? I was, I shot that for two weeks. That was like my first. big ever, well, I think ever, big budget movie.

That was like insane. And it ended up being, you know, two seconds. Like how many takes, like did that, like, was your voice okay after that? Because you, you were belton. That was a real, like, it was an actual scene. It was a scene that got cut and that was the end of it. But I did that for days, literally, I'd never done anything. I mean, I think I had maybe worked three or four.

four times. I mean, and I couldn't believe just being in that set. I mean, it was, I, I literally did that all day, every day, every day for like two weeks. Do you have any fun stories from that? Because that's also going to be at 500, we're going to get some stories from you about that, if there's any fun stories. That wasn't fun at all. Okay. Okay. That job was no fun whatsoever. As a matter of fact, maybe I am scarred from it. So there you go. I just lost the house now. It wasn't fun at all. I was terrified. I was scared out of my mind.

It wasn't fun. It wasn't nice. No one talked to me. But you were a principal. They probably put you like a four-banger. It wasn't like you were with the extras. No, I was a honey wagon.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, is that, oh, that's. Yeah. Well, I don't know. The four banger. You know, where they have like four rooms next to each other.

A whole different show. If you're going to go four-banger. Like we got a four-banger, Honeywagon. Are we still talking about Spider-Man? Like, what's it was a whole-old-old-old? happening here. Brett, you're going to jump on bathroom

clean, but you're not going to jump on four-banger? Come on. I was just waiting. I was just waiting. I was just waiting my turn. About my four-banger. And a honey pot is a name for a latrine. Fun facts. Fun facts, folks. Honeywagon is my poor name.

Ooh. And four-bangers. Marry donated $20. Kate, you are truly gorgeous, just as you are. You don't need any makeup at all, but I know you want to put someone so here's some money. By the ways that

really Bonnie Somerville, or is that a deep fake over Alex? Hi Brett. It's really Bonnie, Sonoverville, and I'll tell you how we know. We know because she was brought food and beverage. Yes. And she doesn't

sound like Paddington. Yes. Also, this is not going to be fun for anybody other than us, but what is how his emoji doing right now? Why is his emoji right now giving me slow clap sass in the top

part of the screen? It's still a lot. For the audio listeners, you just have to be here. It's a Skype ball, not even watching on YouTube. Now he's crying. The audience can't see it either, but we just said each of these Skype

emojis all show long. Oh, there we go. It's 2014, like, first round of emojis. Like, they look, they look ancient. This is why we switch the Skype. Yes. Yes. Just for, just for reference, this is what Alex's emoji was just doing to me.

But it was in front of this. But it was in front of space. Great job. Corn star number three. Yeah. Four, Bangor. Oh, my God. So we're at $93, guys. We're $93.

We got to, we really got to, we got to get, we got to get the money coming in, guys. Come on, don't you want to hear some scar stories? Mine involves being a horrible human being. Let's get there. You want to know how I got these scars? Mine actually coincides like four years to the day today, so it's pretty crazy. Oh, we get there, guys. All right.

So we're at $93 right now, which means that we are $7 away from me putting on some makeup. But also, we are zero minutes away from Brett showing us as private parts. That's what you're supposed to do. Yep. That's, yeah. Oh, sorry. It's supposed to talk about privacy. Oh, okay.

Oh, you did it. You did it. And you did it too. I can't keep up with you. You know why? Because I feel like my privacy is in trouble. Listen, two decades ago, private citizens used to be largely that private. What's changed?

That darn internet. Think about everything you've browse, searched, or watched, or tweeted. Now imagine that all that data is being crawled through, collected, and aggregated by third parties in a permanent public record. Your record. Having your private life exposed for others to see was once only things celebrities like Bonnie worried about. But in an era where everyone is online, everyone is a public figure. To keep my data private, I go online and I turn to ExpressVPN. You know that hundreds of data brokers are out there whose sole business is to buy and sell your data,

and the worst part, they don't have to tell you that they're selling it or get your consent. One of these data points is your IP address. Data harvors use your IP address to uniquely identify you in your location. That's scary, man. But with ExpressVPN, my connection gets rerouted through an encrypted server, and my IP address is masked. Every time I turn to ExpressVPN, I'm given a random IP address shared by other ExpressVPN, customers and it makes it more difficult for third parties to identify me and harvest my data.

And the best part is how easy ExpressVPN is to use, no matter what device you're on, phone, laptop, smart TV, whatever. All you do is have to tap one button and get connected. Hey, Brett, how do we get ExpressVPN? I was just about to tell you. You visit ExpressVPN.com slash S.N to get an extra three months for free. That's expressvpn.com slash sien. I'm going to spell it out for you too.

E-X-P-R-E-S-V-N.com slash S-E-N. Go do it now and protect your privacy. Woo! Get off my lawn! Wow. Get off my virtual lawn. There's a reason why you are the one that you are the one that gets there. Bonnie!

Did I get the part, Bonnie? Or am I standing behind it? behind the screaming woman in the window in the background out of focus. You're not in a forebanger, we'll put it that way. You're in the TED for the background workers. But I don't know, like, do we, anybody else feel a certain way about the Spider-Man stuff before we move on from this incredibly light article? Oh.

I would like the forebang him. Do you know what I mean? I'd like the forebang him. I have a question as someone who's like, because this isn't my genre at all, but why do people keep making the same movie? I mean, I'm just, well, why? Why is it the same story? Like, it's, it's never a new film.

It's the same film with different people. I just don't understand what the interests as someone who that is so not my genre at all action, you know. Sony was like, all right, scratch Bonnie off the list, does not want to be in Spider-Man 7,000. Okay. Doesn't believe in it. All right. Do you guys ever think, I mean, like, I don't know. It's just, I, why, it's the same movie?

It's always the same movie. I feel like, I, yeah, one issue I have. is I feel like there is one thing I don't like is actual remakes. That like to me like the Disney live action remakes have added nothing. In general, there's been a couple of good ones. But like for me to take something that's actually already been done and to do it again to try and get a newer audience. I don't know. That that to me bothers me.

I don't mind like sequels and tricquels and squeakwels. I love a good squeakle. Oh. Chipmunks. The chipmunks. Yes. Good sequel too. James Wheeler donated $20.

Here's some of the money you need. And here's some of the eyebrows you need. These are not the eyebrows you were looking for. All right. I'll do this as a YouTuber, but we'll finish this question first. What are you guys responding to what Bonnie is saying? What do you guys? Well, with making the same movie, it's just pre-existing IP.

Like studios are getting more careful. more like close knit with their money and especially now with what they're going to release in theaters versus streaming. Uh, we're going to see the future of that. But yeah, it's just, it's just preexisting IP. I mean, Bonnie Peep's just got a movie. Peeps. The Easter candy. It just got a movie. So they will literally make a movie about any preexisting IP out there. And that's the thing like you, you go back to the 90s and all those like mid budget dramas, They're just gone. I know, and I missed them so much.

Yeah. It's crazy. They're either tiny independent movies, you know, like... Peanut Butter Falcon. Peanut Butter Falcon and, like, the big sick, and, like, very personal stories for people made by, like, 824 and stuff, or their blockbusters.

Like, it's very hard to find... Like, that's why Knives Out was, like, such a little gem of a movie. It's like, oh, it cost about $40 million, had an A-list cast, and made a... And it was really good. and made a lot of money.

And guess what? He got $450 million to make the next two from Netflix. So it was like, oh. It's an actual original screenplay, like a murder mystery. Whoa. Like, I just, yeah, I just always wonder because, I mean, that's never been my thing. Even as a kid, I just wasn't ever really, really big into comic books or anything.

But I just, I'm like, God, why? I don't know. I just, I feel like why do we keep, why is it always the same goddamn thing over and over another? Well, I think it's, it's money. Yeah, it's money, first of all. But for me, it's, you know, I've grown up with these characters, like reading comic books and stuff. And then also, like, watching the movies,

you're growing with the characters and the actors as well as they progress and they can hit more adult themes and tackle themes. Like, if they remake something, like from this, if it was an early, like, the X-Men that was early 2000s. And now we can remake it with different themes that related. to this world now. So I think in that respect, that's why they make these. They can fit other genres into them as well within the bigger umbrella. Well, Alex, I got one thing to say to that. I very much agree with Alex, though, and a lot of us are super... You know what, Malcolm? You're not even

real. Well, here's my unreal opinion. A lot of us are super in love with these characters. and it's nice when we see like every movie they'll bring in a new villain you get to be like oh this movie it's carnage now we get to see carnage actually live action on the big screen or whatever and oh now we get to see the rhino Spider-Man specifically

has so many cool and like iconic bad guys that it's really really fun to do a one bad guy or two bad guy per movie Scott Gerard donated $20. What's the money goal for us to see Malcolm and stop hearing Kate? I work Fridays now, so I miss bullying Kate on play dates. The new Toby McGuire Spider-Man should have him face off against Bonnie returning as the screaming woman from Spider-Man to Shlong.

Those you don't know, Scott Gerard is my absolute favorite troll. He says that I just talk too loud. Anyway, Malcolm finished that thought, honey. Yeah, it's only Scott did that. Oh, okay. Are you guys? Yeah, yeah, that's where I was at. I think what Bonnie doesn't,

what Bonnie doesn't like, and I think I agree with it is that we did, there were so many origin stories. I mean, I see it's fine to just take it and do new Spider-Man, but yeah, doing the origin, again, the whole. I don't think I articulated what I meant. I did not mean that I don't like the characters or anything. I just meant it's always the same origin.

That's what I should have said. Like, yeah, take it, run with it. Let's do other, but. this whole beginning of the same exact, like, come on. You know, it's like... I don't need to see Martha Wayne's pearls in a dark alley ever again in my life. Like, I've seen... Martha Wayne's pearls in a dark alley.

Go ahead, explain that sex position. I'm not talking to my genre again. Is that clue? Is that clue right there? Whoa. It's called the gym school. That's the movie. Listen, Martha Wayne's Pearls in a dark alley is 100%...

I don't even know what that could do. They're already shooting it in Van Nuys right now, Kay. Yeah, they're shooting those pearls. Uh, go ahead. Okay, guys, we hit the first pearls. Guys, they're shooting the shirt. They're shooting Martha Wayne's pearls in a dark alley in Van Eyes right now. Guys, someone keep writing these down because we've had about 35 great, unbelievable, dirty porno.

I don't know what. Someone taking notes. All right. Alex, you better be the time stand. Okay, guys, we hit the first goal, which I'm going to be a YouTuber that shows you my mix. So first I'm going to do, this stuff is low. I know when they did it. Literally, literally like the best.

It's called low milk. And so you have to like shake it first. And then you just do like a little scoopy, scoopy, like a little boop, boop, okay, here we go. They do that. They do that. You're right. They do that. Okay, we're going to just do.

And then we're going to, it just gives you a little. beautiful glow. Look at this. I look like a banner. Okay. And then, okay, see, uh-huh. I might just actually look like vision from Wanda Vision, but get it, you know, get it like around the hairline. Okay, there we go. Just get yourself like a nice sort of tanish glow.

And it's, I mean, I literally look like a different. I literally have never, I literally, literally, literally, literally, literally. Okay. And then like, obviously. Like I'm not good at this guys, yeah, but I'm just going to put a little brow on. Okay, so like, here we go. Just going to do a little brow. So you just take the, okay, so, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Because like everybody knows 2021, it's all about the brows. Okay? And I would like to thank my sponsor, Glossier, uh, brow. By Revlon. Yes. Yeah. And that's where we're at for now until we get to 200. Oh, sorry, don't forget.

Take one of your little brushes, little hack here. Oh. And then you just, you sort of, just to make it a little bit floofier. And then I just, I do need a little bit more rubbing in. But like, don't, I mean, I literally look like vision from Wanda Vision. Now, Kate, how mad are you that somebody makes millions of dollars doing that every fucking day? I'm only mad about the vocal fry and the incorrect. literally, which is now they've changed, they've actually changed them.

They've literally changed the meaning of literally. Literally and the vocal pride. That's not. We all know that's my biggest. It's not a good time to be a makeup YouTuber if you've, if you've been on Twitter lately. It's, it's not a good time to be a makeup YouTuber. Let's be honest.

Well, there goes that idea. Kate, real quick, I got something from the chat. Hot question. Where is Harlot? Oh, okay. Well, first of all, that's a dong take, but Harloff's here, guys. Harloff's here. Hold on. He's here. Hold on. He's here.

We're all day. We're holding. I miss this. Guys, this is the dumbest thing I've ever. That's the dumbest common. Listen, I have other stuff to do. I'm actually, I'm running a $5,000 industry. Okay? I'm running a $5,000 industry called the Shmodown. And I don't know if I've never. this bullshit. Okay? I don't know, guys. It wasn't a really good hurdle.

It's a little rusty, but I saw where you're going. I appreciate it. It's good. It's good. I actually don't know how much this mode on make, but I imagine it's not millions. It's just thought it's all right. Okay. Um, Alex, do you think you want to tell us about another story to get me out of this hole that I just put myself into? No, actually, let's not. Let's keep on going with that. Yeah. How much do you think it makes? Just kidding. Just kidding. We'll get out of this with some talk about a new clip from Ghostbusters Afterlife, which was released and features a short sequence from the movie with Paul Rudd encountering some mini pups and getting roasted and put into shmores. Kate, what did you think of this little clipy and are you excited for Ghostbusters Afterlife when it's

released, finally released on November 11th? Did you just say schmores on purpose because of what of Brett yesterday? Yeah. Yes. There was a huge controversy. because Brett says schmores. Instead of s'mores? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, instead of the actual word. Anyway. First mistake I've ever made. That's Percy. Yeah. Everyone has one. Everyone has one mistake.

Everybody's got one mistake. And once we get to, you guys, we got to get to 500. Once we get to 500, we're going to get to hear about Brett's scar. Yeah. Come on. Forget about a mistake. Talk about a scar. Right?

Car. I feel like the scar story Remind us 50 Shades of Geek donated $20. To be fair Bonnie they didn't dot he same origin story for Tom Holland's Spider-Man. They just threw him into a movie

halfway though and let the story take off from there. Criticize if you must but give credit when it's due. I'm sorry you're absolutely right. Except he's not Spider-Man Tony Star Jr. Yeah. But that was, but you're right.

Give credit where credit is due. Okay. So let's start with a shout out to Tom Holland's mom. She did, yeah, Tom Holland's mom did great. So credit, credit, credit was due. She obviously banged somebody that was good looking so they could have a good looking kid. So credit is due to Tom Holland's mom. Credit is also due to the guy that held the camera.

Also, credit is, I mean, I don't actually know where credit is due. Where is credit due in this case? Anyway, all of which is to say, thank you for that donation. Thanks, too. You guys are really close to getting a blush and bronzer tutorials. You guys, come on. Really close to getting a blush. Okay, come on, guys.

Write that one down. Write it down. Oh, boy, close to getting a blush. I know what that is. I know what a blush is. Okay. That's what you get spanked so hard that your tush turns pink. Okay.

Okay. So what's the story? What's story talking about, Alex? Okay. I love everything about Paul Rudd. I will always love everything about Paul Rudd, I think. Yes, totally amped for this. You know, it's funny, I didn't see, I never saw the, um, the, uh, um, uh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,

Um, I don't know. I don't know. The end of that sentence goes on for a very long. A lot of options for the end of that sentence. Oh my God. I'm so excited to see what the end of that is. You just witnessed like a literal ellipses. That was literally an ellipzig after Cates talking, you guys.

I don't think that kids know what an ellipsies is. What just happened? I just, I just, I like, I like, I like, I like,

so bored for this, I just fell asleep. Yep, sorry. Okay. Next. Next. No, no, no,

no, no. You need to finish this sentence. I'm not letting you, no, like, wait, for a thousand dollars, she'll tell us what she never finished.

I'm very much doubting myself today, guys. I was starting to say something, and then I was like, Did that already come out or not? Also, wanted to say this about that peep story, not peep story, but that peeps thing you brought up. What are the odds that the tagline's going to be like, just hanging with my peeps?

What's the whole word on that? It's going to be something about peeps, absolutely. Grab your peeps. Yeah. Grab your peeps. Surround yourself with good peeps. Yeah. There you go.

Grab your peeps. also a candidate in the sexual literally another great title cake come on we are just whenever we're together this just just comes just happens come see the peace show yes

that's a good one that's a good one Malcolm Malcolm coming in with that clutch one oh Garth Garth's like three I think oh I think you got it you never saw the female Ghostbusters is that what you're going to say yes oh

Wow, whoa, Garth, man. Why did you let her try and do it? Like, what? I tell you something that I was like, did it in my head. You walk into the theater with like the six minutes to be like, hey, did you know Bruce Willis is dead? Enjoy it, though. It's going to be crazy.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I was going to say it, but then I was like, did it come out? I'm legitimately mad at Brett right now for just fucking ruining this. I'm actually upset at you, sir. Like, what the fuck is wrong? I'll give it to you.

I was about to say, in my head, I was like, I'm actually, I'm surprising. I've never even, even though I love Kristen Wig, I love all those women. I've never seen the female Ghostbusters. That one didn't come out yet. Did that one come out yet? Did that one come out?

No, it did come out. Wait, is that the thing that's coming out? That's what my head did. But all the years have just completely blended and I don't know, you know, in this past year. So who the hell knows? It's all one big year. In COVID times? Before COVID times.

Were we still lighter? What happened? You guys, I know as I'm hearing noise outside this door and there's a three-year-old and it's been, it's the five-year-olds in charge of them. So you know what I mean? Like, I'm like not all here today. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Anyway, you guard, feeding my mind.

Are you happy with yourself? I was just to help. I didn't want Kate. I've been there. I've stopped mid-sentence so much lately. It's getting scary. My wife's like, are you okay? Seriously, are you okay? Because you just stop talking a lot. Mid-sentence. Let's play a game real quick. Let's play a game called. Everybody, okay, so, Bonnie's going to finish my sentence. You're going to... So Bonnie's going to then do a sentence

that Brett's going to finish for her. Brett's going to start a sentence. Ben's going to finish it for him. And then Ben, you're going to start a sentence, then I'll finish for you, okay? Well, I love that game. Isn't that, like, a theater school thing, too? You read...

It's like, home story. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Have you guys ever played the game? We're like, we all count to 10 and we can't say the... Or, like, count to 20 or something. You can't say the same number at the same time.

It's hard. You think it's easy. It's fucking hard. We should try to... Wait, should I get rid of Scar stories? Should this just be a theater game day? Jesus Christ. It really should be.

Alice, I love it. Just in the background. Jesus Christ. I wish the little Avatar's mouth mood for that one. And then he started going, I like the avatar that looks like it's giving a blowjob that just got up the place. What is that? That's the blowjob phase.

Oh, wow. Hey, just to you guys know, this is how Bonnie gives blow jobs. What? How dare you? For the audio listeners, it was an open face emoji. Bonnie, that looks really sexy when you do it that way. For a $70,000 donation. All right.

Next person, Shmobot in. if you want us to do scar stories or theater games, okay? We'll do theater games if you want. So next person to Shmobot in, it's your vote. You get to decide. Or if anybody wants to talk about the trailer, we could do that too. Nah. No.

No. Okay. So I didn't see the female. I didn't see the female. Ryan Payne donated $50. Not going to be watching the whole show today, but I wanted to show my support to the smoke show. My buddy owes me.

$30 cause she's here. Hi Kate and Brett. Hi, Ryan. Oh, guys, you guys just earned yourselves a blush and bronzer tat, um, uh, tutorial. Every time I just, I show up, we make more money. Yeah. You have to, well, she, won't she?

You know. I also, Ryan, I like that you've, uh, I like that you've monetized it too. Good for you, Ryan Payne. Okay, so the next thing you want to do is you want to get like an angled brush. Okay. So like the bronzer I'm using today was just sent to me for free in the mail. So I don't even know what it's called. So I have to read it to you because I'm being paid to do this.

It's called tart, tart. Okay. And so then you just, you don't, less is more. Everybody knows. Lasses more. And remember with the eyebrows, they are sisters, not twins. You know what I mean? Okay.

So then the best way is to do your, if you're, if you're going to suck a microbe, penis face. Apparently Kate has sucked a micro penis. Just too good at that angle. And then like obviously, you know, like blended in a little. And then then you want to get, so you don't, I mean, like,

obviously you would never, I mean, never use the same brush for blush as you would for, um, here's my blush brush for bronzer like why would you like I honest I literally heard that a girl did that once and I was like I hope she dies what a what a heath. I just learned that word heathen so I'm going to do let's see what was I sent to show you oh okay I guess I'm going to do some bobi brone boby brone wait this makeup is very expensive that you're using boby this is boby brown yeah it was free Oh.

It's funny. It's actually like probably all expired. It's like definitely old from like when I didn't have kids and just was like, I don't do money. Oh, look at that. Peaceful guy. Don't need a $20. So anyway, you give your, you give your, oh, the way, the face you make when you want to put your blush on is like when you see like a girl that you wish you weren't seeing. Like that hoe that totally stole your man.

You like this. Okay. And that's that guys. Anyway, tune in. Don't forget to hit like, subscribe. Love you. Let's the like button to ring that bell. Let's ring that bell. You guys, I don't know, ring that bell. Oh, it's like a notification when they go, when a video gets dropped, you get like a notification on your phone. Oh, quick, Ben. Explain the, the, the assignment thing to me. So, no, they just been doing it for actors. I don't know where it started. You're asking the wrong. Oh, dude. See, I thought you, I thought you would know this.

I'm so confused. I saw for a few actors. I've seen it for literally every, every single thing. But it's crazy like how, what, what, like Brian, Brian from Schmodeon point of view or certain point of view went viral yesterday for the, the choose three franchises to get rid of? Oh, yeah. Travis Gilbert donated $50. Love star number three is going to have to be recast for crank three-hour. after this makeup tutorial mess.

I went to answer the phone at work right as Kate said, Suck a micro-ginjali, and I lost it a bit. Amazing, amazing timing. Thank you, Travis Gilbert. You guys, here's another porn movie. Travis Gilbert, Snake Man. That's who he is. Snake Man.

But you can know what that means. That's the other thing, you guys. Everything is you guys. I can't. It's the Kardashian. Every single video she does starts with, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys. It's just mind melting. She just became a billionaire. Does that help you? Yeah, did you see that Kylie? I can't remember which one it was, but like she posted a GoFundMe for like her makeup artist who got in a car accident.

It was like, what? I definitely retweeted a little angry, angry tweet about that, that a GoFundMe. for her makeup artist and the goal was I think the goal was only 15,000 or something, or 25,000. You're a billionaire. You just like, and also,

you're not giving your employees health insurance. Like, what? Yeah, it's like you're starting to go fund me to go get Starbucks like for them. Like, that's literally nothing. Yes. Also, that is, but also how are we surprised? That's exactly how she's a billionaire.

Yeah. It's like billionaires don't become billionaires because they were generous ever. Do you know what I mean? Like I mean... I just heard something on Instagram. I'd like to clear up.

Apparently there's something that was going around that I didn't, that I did. Like, she tried to defend herself and she said, he's actually not been in my life for a few years. We're not really good friends. I donated five grand and thought I'd help the family. It's like, you're making it worse.

Like just write the check. Even if you worked with him one day, you're a billionaire. and the goal was like 15 grand. Yes. Write the check. And then write me a check. Yes.

And then write the jack bitch. Yeah. Right this jack bitch. And then write that check a check. And then write that check a check and check. Check that box. Check it. Check that box coming soon on Cinemax.

Ah. There's another one. Ring that bell. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, I know what that is. Wait, what is it? Ring the bell. That's when you find the clitoris.

You ring the bell, right? That's when you went. Find the clitoris. Brett, is Vikings in between seasons right now? Do we need to talk? I just, now everything that we started this, everything, I'm going, okay, what's that mean? Darth Harkness McMurray donated $20.

I love Kate's idea for the game. I want to see you all finish each other off. Finish each other's sentences, that is. Okay, so we're going to start that game. We'll start theater games. We're going to start theater games at 500 today, because we have to get 500. Chris Taylor donated $20. I once saw my aunt cleaning my uncle's bathroom one time.

Mentally scared for life. Mentally scared or scarred? I think scar. Both. Both. Yeah. Oh my God. That's so funny.

We are at $2.93. We are $7 away from your third makeup tutorial, which will be the eyes. Is this a record-breaking show? Literally. Literally. Yes. The most we've had to beg. Also, the worst pitch for what the goal should be.

Yeah. I won that. I broke that. record. I had the worst pitch for the goals. Sorry, guys. I'm sure all the men are loving these makeup tutorials. Don't worry, girl. Don't worry. Okay, so back to Ghostbusters, which apparently did come out. No. This, there's a new one, Kate. And it's got Paul Rod. Is it out yet? Did it come out already? Who's in it? Is Leslie Jones in that? I don't know what's in there. Yeah. I mean, 11.

Oh, go ahead, Alex. Yeah, November 11 is when it comes out. Okay. I didn't get this little teaser trailer. It confused me. I liked the first one. I got excited about the new, like the kids finding the, I was going to say, Delorean. Oh, I have.

This, wait, this has been in the works for years. Yes. This is going to come out last July. Yeah, this is just something to keep us fresh and get it back in the conversation. Well, like, it was so, like, out of. place. It was just like, oh, he goes into a store. Here's mini marshmallow men and over. Like, it just ends. Like, there's no, I don't know. I know it's just like a little snippet, but it's like something more like confined to like an actual full scene would have been better than this. I don't

know. It was strange, but. Like, this can't be in the movie, right? I mean, this is, this just seems like something they shot just as a little bit to sell schmores. But it just, I don't see where this would fit in. I don't see where miniature stay puff marshmallow. Like, how did that happen? Like, there's too much to explain with that. And Neeks 2,890 donated $20. Beets that face girl.

Love you guys. I realize guys, I actually have to go get eye shadow. I don't have any hair. We're at 313. Here comes the eye tutorial. Oh. By the way, has, as Snyder release? his Snyder cut of

The Ghostbusters or? Travis Gilbert donated $20. Wait, should I be answering my wife yes when she asks me to clean the bathroom? I'm so confused. I'd love the Dolorian to appear in Ghostbusters, however.

Yep. Are we all going to just be silent? Why Kate's gone? Yeah, she's the host. Can't do anything without her. Now, I don't know. Like, this clip just seemed, like, I didn't mind the trailer that came out with, like,

the kids. I was like, okay, they're doing stranger things with Ghostbusters. Got it. Um, I like those, the two kids. It's McKenna Grace and it was, was it Finn Wolfheart again, Alex? Correct. Finn Wolfheart is in this. Two very good actors. Um, and Paul Rudd, obviously. So it seemed like fun, but like this clip was just like so random. It literally felt like someone like, film, like snuck this into like a screening room with like their cell phone and like that's all they could get before someone told them to put their phone away. And I was like, oh, like, stay puff marshmallow man? Like, remember that?

I was like, okay. I remember how much you were upset that the kids didn't remember when the, you know, or the dad or anybody didn't remember the events of the stay puff marshmallow man. You're like, oh, you guys forgot when the giant marshmallow took over the state. I don't remember that should have been nominated for rant of the year. No, no, no, no, no. This is not like, oh, I don't remember Sonny and Cher or some Zoom or shit like that. This was a giant marshmallow man stomping around New York City 40 years ago.

Like, stop it. Stop it right now. There's no way this wouldn't be like in the history books and taught, you know, like back in the 80s, we had the Delorean and, you know, like, stretchy pants and like, oh, oh yeah, and a giant marshmallow man tried to take over New York City and, uh, you're gonna. Like I you said, Sunny and Cher or some zoomer shit. Like I did, that just like, blew my mind. I'm just like, what? Well, like, like, funny, like, um, when Kanye West brought out Paul McCartney at like the MTV awards, there, like people were tweeting like, oh man, I can't believe Kanye West is giving

this old guy a chance. Like, shout out to Connie. Like, it was something like that. where people don't even know who the Beatles are or who Paul McCartney is. But like if a fucking 80-foot marshmallow man tried to stomp around New York City, stop. Exactly. Also, what a great life if something like that happened and you just didn't know. Like what a, what a sheltered life you're getting to lead. Are you guys ready to learn about eyes? Eyes ready.

Okay. So you're going to want to get a flat brush like that, like a flat brush. And then I am going to be using today. Let's see. I don't even know. It's who, what did they send me? Okay. It's a Mac cosmetics painterly pro.

And so then you basically, this is just going to be like my, I can't, I cannot see in the camera. So you just like, you know, make like a little, you want to get like it's like the base. Like, you can wear this alone if you're a total twat because, like, why would you ever? But also, like, sometimes old. I also, that's one of my favorite words of all time. It's so good. But also, like, I got to tell you, like, only, like, nearly 40-year-old moms probably just wear it by itself. Like, moms named Kate.

You know what I'm saying? Like, probably that's, like, the kind of dumb bra that would do that. But, you know, if you're- If you're- You have to ask for a manager. Yeah. I'd like the CM manager. So I'm just going with a sort of neutral palette today, sort of like brown, like really

yummy browns, whenever they describe things that are yummy, that are not actually edible also driving me. Really yummy browns. Okay, so here we go. So you want to just start with like, you know, this isn't that interesting, guys. Sorry, but like, you're just going to take like the, oh, the palette. have is styla styla stila

stila stela i don't even know i literally have never seen this brand before um it's not my good shit oh am i allowed to swear on my youtube and then you just do like a little you just get like just make it like really creamy and yummy okay like so yummy oh my god it's so

yummy okay and then um so now it's sort of you know and now we're going to just put the shade in like a little dark so we're going dark brown and then you just get the corners right and then like hello what is the makeup girls anthem it's called blend blend blend say it with me betches blonde blend blend okay and there and then you're just going to do a little eyeliner a little mascara and like you know call it a d-a-y-day did i spell that right anyway um blonde blonde blonde blonde yeah It's blonde, blonde, bland, guys. Blan, bland.

All right, guys. Ring that bell, find that clip. Love you, bye. How do I, let's go on for that. But that's specifically for you. What did I miss? What did I miss? You miss the bell.

Oh, man, not again. You guys, we're getting close. We're 333. We're getting close to playing that first theater game at 500. You guys. 600 or every, sorry, every 100 after that. Anyway. Kay, are you like, are they okay?

Is the oven on? Is anyone in the oven? My youngest is pulling a real Soviet plath. Whoa. Wow. Too soon, Kay. Too soon. I still don't understand how, well, anyway.

Do you go? Okay, this is going to be, can anybody here explain? You don't have, I'm not saying you have to believe in Jesus. I'm not saying you have to. It is a fact that crucifixion was a way that people were put to death. Okay. So this was, this came up on Easter. I'm not, I'm not talking religiously. I'm just saying historically speaking, crucifixion was used. Do you guys know why people died by being crucified? Yes. I had a thought in my head. You know it, Brett? I didn't know this. What's the answer? It was from like asphyxiation because of the way they were going they couldn't breathe. It wasn't because of like... It's because the way when you're stretched, your lungs, you can't exhale. And it took incredibly long, incredibly torturous. 50 shades of geek donated $20. I can't believe I missed out on the chance to talk to Brett Sheridan on the Outlaw Nation show. Yesterday I had a job interview early in the morning.

and was dead tired when it started, so I fell asleep and missed it. I don't even care that I got the job. We care that you got the job. Woo! Let's go! Actually, I'm sorry, I meant this. That's amazing. You say that emoji is frowning.

Do you see? That's amazing. Blan, blunt, land. 50 shades, I'm happy. you got that job, that means you can keep sending in Schmobats. Yeah. Say guys, send in your favorite forms of public sacrifice. I thought you were going to say public assistance.

Hey guys, send us your Social Security, your unemployment, your stimulus check. Oh, here are other forms of public assistance, if you know what I mean, Bonnie. Oh, I know what you mean. Oh, boy. Bonnie, you're engaged. And she's engaged. Public assistance. Back to crucifixion, though, guys.

Oh, my God. Yeah. It was painful and long. And it took. I just thought it was exposure to the elements. I thought it was like you bled out and you were exposed to the elements. Dickie's like, no, it's stuff that you, you, you affixated. I had no idea.

Who? This is what I'm saying. What brain? we like missed another Hitler at that point because like what brain was like, I know how to kill people and like figured out that you would asphyxiate if you were,

you're kidding, that's not even, that doesn't even, I mean, I know the history buff like I am. I mean, that's nothing compared to the ways man has tortured each other for thousands of years. I mean, like torture chambers. I mean, I just feel like, oh. How about the princess?

Watch the end of Braveheart. That was my, that's my personal favorite, disembalment. Yeah, they stretch him with the horse cart. And usually, like, they just keep going. Yeah, drawing and quartering. And then. And then watching, having someone watch their own entrails being burns in front of them as they're being hung. I mean, like, crucifixion is nothing.

Yeah. Mankind is so cool. Yeah. And I blame video games. And that rock and roll. That's such a valid point. Oh, God, what was that? You know, probably know, the, there's French torture.

Oh, like, not the iron lung. That was, that was true. Iron maiden. Iron maiden. Yeah. That name came from a torture device. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. I don't know that either. I think about how I don't like being, like, out in the sun for, like, minutes in Burbank. I'm like, I'm like, let's the umbrella. Guys, don't crucify me. I'm going to wrinkle. It's like, the sun is so hot. So then you add in like, you're going to, like, I'm going to put, I'm going to, I'm going to

try to hold your head up as long as you can. So, like, that's the jump off for me. It's like, I don't even want to be in the sun. Never find the nails in my feet. Who gives a shit? I can't hold my head up. Yeah, for $1,000, we'll stop talking about torture chambers. No, I like this.

better. Let's talk more about Vikings, Brett. Let's go. Yes. Someone mentioned the, yeah, there was one in the Vikings. It was called the Blood Eagle. And it was something like splitting the ribs in the back so they would kind of stick out like that. Oh, my God. In midsummer. Actually, in the shape of like an eagle flying, the ribs in the back opening while you're alive,

cutting your skin off and then just cracking like an eagle. Like how soon do you die after that happens? Oh, I don't know. If it's a good day, maybe a couple hours. And you can do it in Grand Theft Auto. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, I can't. I'm joking.

Oh, oh. Oh, that was like, wait, what? You can only beat up hookers and take their money in that one. Nothing, nothing bad. Nothing bad in that one. It's just an average one day. You guys, we are, we are stuck at 354. Travis Gilbert can't.

50 shades can't carry the weight of the world for you all. Thank you, Ryan Payne. Thank you, James Wheeler. Thank you to all of you who have donated today. But we got it. We got a fun theater game coming at 500. We got, 150 more. We can hit that.

Not only that, but at 50 more, you guys are going to get to see me put a lip on. Oh. And I'm going to do it poorly. And then I'm going to keep it for the rest of the show. I'm going to give you like some Angelina Jolie and the Changeling lips. You know what I mean? Her lips got their own billing in that movie. I'm not sure if you guys know that.

It was like Angelina Jolie. Did you see the trailer for her in a movie by Taylor Sheridan today? Directed by Taylor Sheridan who did, wrote like Sicario and Wind River and the show Yellowstone. One of my favorite writers and directors. It's like this fire. She's like a firefighter. And she finds this kid in the woods and this kid and his dad or something. were targeted for assassination.

And so, like, the kid and Angelina Jolie are, like, on the run together. And, like, they start, like, a forest fire, like, the assassins. And the assassins are, um, Aiden Gillen, who plays Littlefinger. Oh, yes. And Nichols Holt and John Bernthal's in it as well. 50. It looks good. Thank you, 50, shades.

Yes. Good. Upper floor on the left one cross each. Wait. There's a, there's got to be a pun there. Upper. Is there a pun there? Alex, can you read it again? Crucifixion? Yes, good. Upper floor on the left, one cross each.

Oh, that's just, I guess, somebody checking in to be crucified? I don't know. Yeah. Or are they playing, like bingo, like public sacrifice bingo? Someone has the plague on the upstairs floor, the door to the left, don't go in there, or... Oh, man, 50. You're just really blowing her minds today.

Yeah. I'll tell you what. It's that new job. That new job's got them. All right. The new job's got him. What are we at now? We are at 375.

Woo. So, 126 away, guys. 126 away. Let's get to 500 today. Because I really do want to play the 1 to 20 game for sure. I want to play the 1 to 20 game at the very least. Yes. Theater games.

Body and I are in our element now. Between history, torture, anything. theater medieval bike i am like this is the best hour of my life oh god martha martha wains pearls in a dark alley oh god drag win you and me kid what's her name i was not martha i don't remember what yeah so let's talk about that trailer real quick did it did it look good i think a alex actually put that on for us angela jollia's a fire fire though this is something that I always am like so shocked about like we know Angelina Jolie to be like a guy like how are people like in a world where she's a firefighter not like holy shit you're the honest human being like I just can't suspend my disbelief like I don't know like when Brad Pitt is in Benjamin Button like I can't believe that Kate Blanchett isn't like wow you're Brad Pitt If you ever listen to

All My Movies with Dan Merle He had Sam Levine on for Inglorious Bastards And Sam said that they like Were doing gun training Like you know weapons training for it And they said they walked up to a table And there's like all these guns on the table Ben underscore Rainer donated $20

Hey gang loving the show today Great panel Loving this new layout Why didn't he quarter jump off the cliff after the dime. The quarter had more sense. I like it. I like it. That was good. I like that.

So there's a bunch of guns on the table and then there's a box at the end of the table and Brad Pitt goes, hey, what's in the box? And Sam looks at him and goes, you did not just say that. And Brad goes, what? Oh, like Brad doesn't even, like, because Brad, he's been around this game for so long. He doesn't even realize what he just said.

He was also five. The kite, everything of the day of shooting. Is he, he's a high, he's a high dude? He's sober now. He got sober like right after they split, I guess, part of, you know, you know, stuff that was going on or whatever. And now, and, yeah, he's totally. The Dutch stoner donated $50. There is.

There is. That's perfect. Thank you so much. You guys, we are at the lips tutorial. So here we go. I'm going to just. Is there no question that, Alex? No, just duck, just keep, smoke.

weed every day. So we're $86 away, guys. So close. So close. Smoking all the weeds, snorting all the yay. When I was at Harvard. Remember, that's my favorite S&L and Natalie Portman. See, Brad, see? Yeah. Ask me about the prequels. Mention the preicles or something like that. Anyone, anyone out there who doesn't know that a Natalie Portman original sketch video, what's his name? Oh, the guy that. The Lonely Island, Andy Samper. Is Andy Stamber? When he started that, he actually started that.

And her, like, it is one of the greatest things of all time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, boy. Oh, my goodness. Oh, dear. Oh, my God. Oh, no, we're missing it. That's nice. That is nice.

Murray, do you want to hear a joke? This is if my one of, this is if my aunt Eileen did a makeup tutorial. Ah! Is it on? Oh, man. Just put it. Very silencing the lamb of you. Does there any of my teeth?

Do I have anything in my teeth? I told you guys, I'm going to wear this the rest of the show. I wonder if it's too late at home and take over my dad's business. Just for you? Could we talk about the trailer that Alex actually set? Because there was a line in that that made me cringe. Go for it, Brad. What trailer?

The legacy, what is it? Jupiter's legacy. Jupiter's legacy. There was like, my dad was never around. He's too busy saving the world. Fuck off. God. Oh, you're welcome, maybe.

You guys, we are at $44. Right now for another $56. Then we're going to play the theater game. And that $156, I'll take this lipstick back off. Please, please get there, people, please. I'm going to do the rest of the show as my Anne Eileen. Well, a good version of that. Oh, sorry.

Come on, Eileen. Hi. Huh? Okay. Oh, you know what movie I liked? I liked The Taking of Pellum 1, 2, 3. Do you see that? Oh, that, the taking of Pelham, 1, 2, 3.

two, three. It's really good. You know, I wrote a, I wrote a novel about my life. A lot of sex stuff. A lot of sex stuff. Actual conversation with my aunt, I lean. Taking a poem one, two, three. Wow. I felt like I was there. I felt like I was right there. I felt like I was there too during the sex stuff. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of sense. It's pretty. It's pretty spicy. Kate. She calls me Katie. Pretty spicy, Katie. What is that laugh? A lot of sex stuff. 50 Shades of Geek donated $1. Yeah, he was like, yeah, he was like, here's one. That was the slow. Mark underscore Jason underscore Alley donated $50.

Hi guys. Hey, Bonnie. Thank you. I love that I'm one of the guys. One of the guys. Hi, guys. Hey, Bonnie. Hey, your ping out.

Wow, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Five bucks away, guys. Five bucks away. Five bucks away from our first theater game and 105 bucks away from me taking this lipstick off and it's playing a different theater game, the one to 20 game. Anyway, so by the way, this, you know, I was, I was an airline stewardess. I'll tell you would. A lot of sex stuff.

A lot of things going on in the cockpit, if you know what I'm saying, Katie. A lot of stuff happening. A lot of sex. Pretty. Ben's like, I'm never having sex again. Thank you. Oh, shoot, Kate. Yeah.

Oh, somebody's calling us out for clickbait. We didn't talk enough about Spider-Man Ford. Oh, man. And the rumor that Tobin McGuire might possibly maybe perhaps be in Spider-Bron man for it's unconfirmed but yes okay okay of three news stories we had

that was the best one that was the one to lead with I'll tell you what you know what I like to watch about Ashley Jugs donated $20 don't forget to subscribe and hit that joyful

button everyone I'm sorry Ashley Jugs Alex yeah That's one of the greatest. Best poor name ever. Ashley Duggs. Wow.

Ashley Deggs is my new favorite. That was amazing. Hit that magic butt. What was it? Hit that pleasure button. Okay, guys. We're going to play our first theater game. Okay.

So I will give a sentence. Bonnie's going to finish it for me. Bonnie's going to start a sentence. Brett's going to finish it. And so on. Okay. Actually, Jugs, starting in double D. Jeopardy. Yes.

The most embarrassed I've ever been was when... I accidentally pooped my pants in English class. Why? Okay, I didn't know we were doing real stories. I don't know where I moved that. I'm sorry. I thought we weren't doing the scars. Now everyone is scarred.

Everyone is scarred from my terrible ending of that. Okay. Not at all. And then rub my mug donated $20. Kate is the best but for the first time the audio listeners are really benefiting here. Oh, my, to doda, rubba. Oh, amazing. Sorry.

Oh, I was going to say, and then rubbed my pooped pants all over the Capitol building walls during an insurrection. Is that too soon? No. So Bonnie's going to give you a sense that you're going to finish. Oh, I thought she finished. I thought we just kept going to go. This reminds me. This is class.

This is exactly how it would go. Yes. I don't understand the rules. It's not a continuing story. We finish the sentence. We're not doing one word story. We're not doing, yeah, we're just doing, we're just doing four different sentences and we're ending each other's sentences.

Okay. So Bonnie's going to give me the first part. Okay. I was walking down the street on a sunny day. and I found Martha's pearls in the alleyway Is that a haiku?

There it is. All right, Brett, you give us that starter. There once was a man from Ohio. Garth Harkness McMurray donated $20. I can't really afford this, but for the love of all

that's holy, please take off that lips Kate. The horror. Him going not have nightmares. Ben is going to cancel his bathroom cleaning because he's no longer in the mood. Yes. True. Hey guys, we're $42

away from me taking the lipstick back off. All right, Brett, give me your sentence again? Oh, yes. There once was a man from Ohio. You put up a YouTube video and said Linkin' Bio. Nice. Wow.

That was pretty good. Thank you. All right, Alex is for you. Oh, Alex. A puppy outside might be in my name. Oh, can we see the puppy? Oh my God, the puppy's just the cutest strolling around outside in the sun. I want to play the guitar outside in the sun, but...

Dahlia Paradise donated $20. Hey, Kate. Less is more, but more is also more. Can we get two more layers of that lip? Yes, honey. Anything for you. Oh. This is literally me turning into a clown begging for money. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Oh, that's sexy. Real. That is afternoon delight, people. That's what that is. It puts the lotion in the basket. He puts the lotion. I'm going to try and just, ma'am, but just got to finish this off. Okay, sorry. So, Ben, you keep going with your... I wanted to play my guitar outside in the sun.

I thought I had some guitar skills, but I guess I ain't got none. Woo! Are we supposed to rhyme or what's going on? I don't know. It just happened. It just ends up happening. Oh, my dear Lord, your boys... My boys are so happy.

They're going to love this so much. And playing the numbers game, which I really want to play. I know. We're so close. All right, Alex, do you want to give me a sentence that I'll actually, Alex, Malcolm, you'll finish it, okay? Do you want to play Malcolm or no? Yeah, finish me, Malcolm. I woke up in the middle of the night and lifted my sheets and...

I couldn't find my legs. Perfect. That's perfect. It's so sadly, too. Travis Gilbert donated $20. Kate is starting to look like my bees stung the heck out of her lips. How did you get those scars? Two more dollars, y'all.

Two more dollars. Two more dollars, and I'll take this off. Alex, do you need to start on stream labs yet or no? There's not too many, so we can get to them right now. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. All right.

You want to give me the beginning of a sentence that I'll finish for you? Oh, I was so hungry today. That I decided to let everyone see my face on S-E-N-Live. Huh? Malcolm, huh? Boom! I thought I was going to let it build. Okay.

All right. All right, Malcolm, that's fine. We don't have to see your face. Can't wait, though. Can't wait. Oh, no. we got to make a lot more money in one stream for the face review

exactly Malcolm gets it oh Ace money $1 $1 it's perfect I think people like clips one way one away

okay nope no one say anything until we make this dollar underscore Sutherland donated $20 just tuned into the show is Kate auditioning for Joker too love the show folks Bonnie the Smoke Show killing it. Still miss actually seeing Alex.

And is this disembodied voice your new AI? 50 Shades of Geek donated $20. What if I'm not the same 50 Shades who sent in those other ones? I can just change my name and assume their identity. Anyway, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. An impasta!

Nice! I love that joke! All right, taking off the makeup. Thank God. And then we're going to play the 1 to 20 game as soon as Kate gets back. Alex, let's do streamlabs while Kate is away real quick. Okay, let's do it. Pussy O'Connell says, hello people.

Daniel. Daniel, I want to help the show, but can this not remove Kate's new look? Great show all. I hate to not do it Daniel wants, but a promise is a promise. Or at 6.61. You guys. I didn't find my legs, but I definitely can't find my legs, but I definitely can ringlet bell.

There we go. Finish me Malcolm. That's the name. Malcolm, you're officially indoctrinated into this community. So honored. Okay, so

one, so the goal of this game, Ben, let's just see if we can do one to ten before we aim for one to twenty. If we can get one to ten pretty quickly. Everyone's playing, that's the thing. Like, because there's six of us, so I feel like 10, not that 10 would be easy, but I just like 15. We'll do 15. 15. Okay, but also I don't think you can play

with if you can't see. We can't see mouth of an Alex. Yeah, I think, I think we're going to have to I mean, we can see Alex. I think Alex should be able to look. Yeah, okay, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, Alex can be in it as long as we can see. Yeah, no, I don't understand it's math. So you want to, we want to count from one. We want to count from one to 15 without anybody saying the same number. And we can't go like an order or anything like that. Like I'm going to say one and then whoever wants to say two and three and four. Just like feel it out. It's about feeling the space. But we're doing it virtually. So let's see. All right. Ready? One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Five. Oh, wow. Wow. It's tough. I've never done this one.

Shit, I've never done. One. I like this. Two. I told you, Ben. Ten's fine. I'm being obnoxious. Okay.

Go again. Go again. Go again. Go. Cheater. Two. Three. Four. Five.

Six. Seven. Oh. Oh. Forgive me. One. Just. two three six all of them i'm just not even going to count anymore

hey why we didn't that was right i went on with alice at same time you guys i may have found a math thing that i actually enjoy holy shit i can we just have a little bit of a laugh that ben goddard thought we would be able to 15. We got it. Come on. I love this. Okay, here we go.

To 10. We can do this. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six.

Seven. Eight. Nine. It just becomes people just staring, trying not to talk. Is this good content? This is the best. On a new game, we're going to play it home. We'll stop.

Yes. Yes, we're at 661, you guys. So the next theater game's coming up at 700. We'll also get to those stream labs too. But 661, that means we only are $39 away from the next theater game. And we may 681, excuse me, we're only $19 away. So here we go. Okay.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Ten. Yeah. 50 shades of geek donated. $20. For the person who used my name earlier, please kindly don't do that again. People used to do that on the John Compea show last year and say stupid shit all the time to make me look like injunjali. I don't want to go, though, that nightmare all over again.

Oh, that sucks. I didn't know you could have two at the same time. Like, you didn't know you could... It's like your stream labs name, but your actual PayPal account will say, like, who it's actually from. Okay. We hit $701. Like, you know, their actual account name isn't, you know, John Roker's Balls. It's like what their donation name is.

But also, John Rokas Ball's excellent name. We'll be coming up soon. I'm 100%. I will bet money on that. Rope's Ball is about to get us. The fact that the chat didn't explode and congratulate us for getting to 10. Yeah. On the ninth try is insulting, truly.

I feel so in love. I love you that game. Thank you for sure. I actually, if you were drunk, it'd be even more fun. Yes. All right.

So we're going to play a theater game now. We're going to play a theater game now. Ben, can you actually look in the chat? I need a suggestion of a story that's never been told before. Ooh. So like a full story or are we doing like improv?

Like we need a person place in a thing. We're doing a one-word story where each of us get to say a word. to tell this story. So I need the title of the story from the people in the chat of a story that's never been told before. All righty guys, in the chat,

give us a title of a story you want to hear that has never been told before. I don't want to hear any Spider-Man's or Batman's in the story, okay? There are topics out there, people that have never been told. I need the knives out in the chat. I need a brand new knives out in the chat here. Okay. And the way this game works is we'll each get to tell a word at a time. So we'll go Kate. One. Brett. Alex, while we're doing that, do you want to read some stream labs, Alex? Sure, let's do it. First one.

Sorry, 50 shades donated $20. My bad, I just thought it was a funny callback to when it was suggested it could be a bunch of people. Won't do it again. Oh, that's okay. When the internet's good. This is good internet here. Money for everything. He's upset. He's not upset. He's sorry.

You're okay, baby. You're all right. Now, but if this is just 50 Shades having a conversation with himself, then we have some money coming in. All right. But that was, I like that was handled all respect. John Rokers Balls donated $20. Did you guys know I want a sack a wall?

Oh my god, I'm very respectful John Rooka's fault Oh my god, you guys were at 7 Sag Award That's unbelievable A sagg board The fucking SAG Award

The internet remains undefeated Okay, so We've got Ben's pool boy We've got Kate in the 90s Pac-Man Dwayne donated $20

Hey guys I love you all But what the duck are doing I just got on lunch and tuned in the Sesame Street. Love you all glad to see Bonnie probably see her again in July next time.

Don't ask us what we're doing, then say Sesame Street. You know exactly what the fuck is going on here. We got Martha's Pearl necklace. I feel like we've heard that before. The milkman comes to town. Let's do Ben Goddard Pool Boy. Ben Goddard Pool Boy, okay. Ben Goddard Pool Boy. Okay. And so also

the other thing I should say is that you can decide when a sentence ends by punctuation. and then you get the next word. So if the sentences was coming to an end at my turn, I might say, period. Next, and then you keep going, okay? So one word each. Here we go. Ben.

What order on it? Sorry, the order on screen. So Kate, Bonnie, Bretney, got it. Yeah. And then Alex, Malcolm, or is it easier to just do the ones we can see? No, okay. We're just going to do the four of us. Here we go.

Okay. Ben. So, Bonnie, you would do the next word. Five. Okay, so the story, we present to you, Ben Goddard, Pool Boy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Ben. Period.

That's why I have the career I have in theater. Oh, my God. I'm hot. I'm a, I love that story. It was really, I feel like there was so many ups and dows and twists and terms. You know, the one who knows me or ever yours? We just wrote the new knives out, people.

Shortest thing I've ever said ever in my life, ever. Oh, my God. Period. Okay. Well, since we told that story, can we go on to another story? The other story was called. Okay. Rates and Stray Labs are something to get us out of this.

Stream labs. We'll do stream labs. Yeah, all right. Okay, here we go. Pussy O'Connell says, Hello, people, just want to ask, what are some films that y'all have recently watched new slash old? Alex had any new film recommendations? My next on the list is the father. How about Bonnie? Thanks y'all, and hope y'all have a great, clean and heavy and healthy pussy. Much love. I recommend I recommend Collective on Hulu. It's a great document. It's nominated for the Best Documentary and Best International Feature Award at the Oscars this year. It's a great movie about the Romanian healthcare system.

And it's actually really well-structured and really well-paced. Go check it out. Oh, that's what I'm wondering. Okay. Wait, but is that, sorry, is the health-person? Is it really well-structured and well-paced? Thank you. No, I thought you were saying the healthcare system is well-structured.

Is the healthcare system good or bad? Oh, it's bad. But the documentary is, well. Well, Structured and Well, Pais. Spoiler alert. Geez. Yeah. Spoiler, don't get sick in Romania.

Bonnie, have you watched anything recently that you want to recommend? God, what do we? Me? Yeah. The Geek donated $1 again. I don't understand what's happening. I'm worried about you. Period.

Oh, the Billy Elish stock on Apple. Oh, yeah. Amazing. Good? Yeah. I'm obsessed with her now. I'm very late to that game, but man, what if she's the real deal, man. She's the real deal.

What these young girls. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a Billy fan. I really am. I like her attitude. I like what she's about. She's obviously crazy talented, too. In a world of Kardashians be a Billy. Yes.

And what you say, Billy? Billy Goat. Billy Goat? Oh, yes, Billy Goat. She's the greatest of all times. Yeah, I got it. I win you. Ben's mad about it.

My neighbor actually mixed her. He has five grand. He won another one this year for her song. Oh, shit. Mixed her. Oh. He's the, he's the mixer on it. He did, his name's Rob Canalski.

You can look him up. He's got five Grammys. He mixed bad guy. Oh, wow. Can you imagine? Engineer, I think they call it. What do you say? The engineer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sound engineer, sorry, yes, yes, yes, yes. He's a mixologist. Let me, yeah, he's a mixologist. Guys, he has five Grammys. As Jonathan Flores, Mitch had said, I watched a nice, like, indie film. It was a Godzilla versus Kong, real low budget. I think it's by A24.

Real, like, it's like this deep character study. And it's just, it's beautiful. It's a quiet film. It's hard to talk about because it's just like so intricate. Emotional. If you've ever seen the lighthouse, it's more abstract than that. But it is good. It was really good.

By the way, did you guys, did anybody finish watching Last Chance You? Everybody needs to watch this documentary Last Chance You. It is the quickest eight episodes of your life. And there is such a shock at the end. I will not go into it. Isn't there more than one season, right? Yeah, I thought it was a show. Yeah, it's a show.

It's a show, but it's eight, sorry, eight episodes I meant to say. Oh, I was going to start watching that, and I think Dave said that they had, there was one on football. Like, they do it. There's different seasons. Sorry, this is the one, this is the one about the East L.A. basketball team. Oh, okay. I thought it was about football as well, too. No, no, no.

I'm sorry. This one, I'm telling you this is like. It's really, that looks really good. Also, call me after if you don't cry. Okay? Call me after if you don't cry. Do it. Because I actually want you out of my life.

Okay? We also just finished that, the murder mystery about the downtown L.A. Hotel, the crazy on a. Oh, yeah, Cecil. Ooh. Seesle. Is that good? It's bizarre.

It's just weird in every way. All right. Senator failed orgasm says, hey, everyone. y'all are well and just didn't fail at something just like I'm currently writing a screenplay and just want to ask what would be the logline that describes y'all's life or current state this is going to be fun l.O.L thank you people stay horny like that that's good um uh i don't know god the logline of my life would be laundry never put away in a world ben period recently engaged learning to survive life.

I don't know. Mine would be, mine would be with just a lot of exclamation points after it. I like it. I like it. Yeah. Gary it.

Oh, sorry. Brett, did you have one? A long line for your? life? Uh-oh. Oh, looks like he's out. I honestly can never tell it because Brett stands so still or sits so still. Oh, he said also my computer just

crashed. I just got a text. Okay. Got it. Okay. Let's move on to the next stream lab. He froze in a very handsome, thoughtful right? Photo. Like, it's like it's very regal and noble. Brett texted me. My log line is my computer just froze

again. All right. Alex, what else we got? Inappropriate, Gady. says, what an awesome panel today. Kate and Bonnie looking lovely. Brett and Ben is handsome as ever. Bonnie, can you explain how residuals work?

Is there a huge difference between movies, TV, and commercials? Where's Roka? I don't know where Roka is. Residuals, basically, you get paid, and then you get cycles for whenever something runs, let's say. So depending on what the level, what the paycheck was, you know, the amount of being. and they all are kind of the same.

It just depends. Like if you made a lot of money on something, you could have a really good couple of years or if you get a great big movie, not that I get those ever, but even Spider-Man too, screaming woman, I still get checks 20 years later.

And sometimes they're for like a cent because it's the cycles, you know, maybe ran so many times. And sometimes there's still like a couple hundred bucks. It's crazy depending on where I was. I was going to ask you that because there's that bar and Studio City Residuals where they used to, if you brought

a residuals check for less than a dollar, you got a free drink. I went there when I started out. I've actually got a copy of my residuals from last year, early this year, sorry, before we. And so the categories you can get paid on are DTR, FVOD,

which is pay TV, free TV, EST and video. So there's all these different like things. So Lincoln Lawyer, they put it all on free TV. So that must be like when Lincoln Lawyer runs on NBC or something.

I don't understand how it works, but those are the different categories. Electronic sell through internet fee, pay TV, internet rental. And there's been a lot of challenges over the years with SAG and actors fighting for certain things and, you know, threatening for strikes because at one point we didn't get paid for cable

runs and then we didn't get paid for this. it's like you're still using our performance forever and never and ever and then you know so it's changed a lot it's changed a lot that's why there was that huge writer strike in 2008 because they weren't going to be getting paid for whenever the internet their stuff ran on the internet what internet really wow big big big almost thing I remember that um yeah I was on a TV show when that happened and the TV show went down and never came back we literally was like the middle of episode seven, Rider Strike, they were like, we're walking. And so many shows just went, but yeah, we're months. I remember, like, the biggest one was, like, heroes. Like, heroes was,

like, right in the middle of, like, its peak. And then the writer strike happened. And, like, it never really recovered. Yeah. And so many people's lives got ruined by that, by that writer's strike. But, like, it was so necessary. I mean, you know people that, like, had to, like, move because they lost their livelihood. They lost their way of being able to pay their mortgage. But, yeah. At the same time, like, they were fighting for the ability to keep working in an industry that was changing. They're like, no, the industry's changing. The internet is the future. We need to get our due money on this.

All the actors fought for that, too, because it was like when Netflix, when people started airing stuff, we weren't getting paid. And, you know, it's like you're still using our performances forever. Why are we not getting something? So that was, and friends, obviously, that they changed the game for everybody. Oh, yeah. When the cast got a million for episode, that's crazy. I was on that season when that happened and they called me, I was at work and they were like,

we're not gonna be shooting today. We're not gonna be rehearsing today and I was there that when they all did that together. And David Schwimmer, who was directing that episode, was so apologetic to me. So sorry, I can't explain what's going on, but thank you for your patience and then it came out. What they did.

It was crazy. Everyone just went home, but it was no one had ever done that. No one had ever banded together and said no. And people thought they were, you know, greedy. It's like compared to what the networks and studios are making, it's literally like the difference about, like, Kylie Jenner paying someone's $15,000 health insurance and she's a billionaire. I mean, that's, it's nothing.

Yeah, I remember when the Simpsons, like, the voice actors, like, tried to get a piece of, like, merch money and they were like, no. Yeah. And they had to, like, compromise for that. The Simpsons almost went off the year. The thing that people also need to understand is that you have to make enough money in your working years to cover the many years. you will not be working. That's the thing.

Is like, Dickie's a writer. He hasn't been working for four. He hasn't had a writing job in four. We're coming up on four years. So he needed to make enough for those five years he worked straight to cover the four years. So I know it sounds insane, but like you think about like the people from friends, like the six of them, the leads.

And like, yes, some of them have gone on to have careers, but some of them have not. And so like you need to make enough money in those prime years of your life when you're like on a hit show to cover the first. fact that at some point you're going to be 60 years old and everyone's going to be like me same with athletes like NFL players you have like a it's like an average of three years to make a lifetime worth of money and it's like yeah i don't want that like i'm all about athletes holding out for contracts now like get paid like get that guaranteed money like all about it yeah thank god thank god i'm so grateful for the years i have worked because the past few have been so hard

and residuals, that's, you know, that's a livelihood. Like, that's how you live and survive. And even if it's a bad year, it's still better than some other people's worst years, and I'm grateful. But yeah, you're right. Those years, like, you have, you just need that money when things get tough or you have a family or whatever. Yep.

Totally. Three. Brett's still here. Stig out them jokes. You guys were at 762. We're so close to 800, but also we're close to the end of the show. So Alex, keep going through these stream labs. And if we happen to hit 800, we'll play one final theater game.

My logline was my fucking computer keeps crashing. You know what? Alex took care of you. Yeah, I finished you. All right, I got a bunch from 50 Shades of Geek that I'm going to rattle off right now. So Fiddy Shades of Geek says some things are mass produced. Meanwhile, I'm just here producing mass. He donated also $3.

Is this better, Bonnie? I'm just worried about you. If a person with one arm is speaking sign language, is that an accent or a speech impediment? Wow. What did the atheists say at the gates of heaven? Well, I'll be damned. They say you are what you eat, and I eat shit every day. Do the shades, come on.

Stop it. I don't like that one. No. Whenever a dating app... Whenever a dating app works, it loses two of its users. True. sequel to Pennywise The sequel to Pennywise should be Nickel Smart

and then quarter intelligent to finish the trilogy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. I have a joke about stimulus checks, but sadly some of you might not get it. Last one for now is they said, no pain, no gain, but I gained 10 pounds with no pain after all.

Oh. You and me both. All right, thank you very much. Shades, Ace Money says, Kate, you sure do have a parody, mouth. Oh, okay. And then last one for today, or before I get to super chats, a new guy says, it's insane to me that the writers of the original Lion King got no credit or residuals for the 2019 one. It's the same damn movie. I assume it's the same for the

other Disney remakes, but that's the one I know for sure. Yeah, I think like because of the, I think because of like the Beyonce song that they put in there, they got to say that it's not the same movie or something like that. Like, it's like, that's why there's like these, like, slight changes to each Disney movie. So they don't have to pay the original creators. But did they use like the Elton John? Did they use like the Allen Silvestri song? I mean, did they use the old songs to or no?

I never saw it. Well, I mean, I think they, yeah, they, they sang Can You Feel the Love Tonight? I know that. So those, they must have gotten, the original writers must have got. They didn't get anything. The songwriters didn't? Elton. Maybe Elton.

But like, no, but like the original, like, screenwriters didn't get anything for Lion King or Beauty and the Beast or Cinderella or any of that. That, I don't know. That's sort of, I don't know. Why don't they just go get fucking real jobs, right, Ben? Yeah, like, how dare they create a timeless classic that made millions of dollars in the Oscars? They should just get like a fucking day job while they're doing that, too. Come on, you lazy bastards. Was it truly, was it truly worth?

for the same dialogue. Dickie needs to go fucking bag groceries right now this little lazy piece of shit. Sounds like my family now at the end of Thanksgiving.

Now I need to call my therapist because I got that all the time. Why don't you just get a job at Starbucks in between? What do you do? What are you doing? What are you doing? Maureen. Come on, Maureen. Please don't use my name

out loud. I do not want to get told. Thank you. All right. Let me jump in the super chats real quick. I got Peaceful Guy donated and sent in a gift. Thank you very much. Mike Bukso says Kate L-O-L.

Thank you for that. I'm sure that was just about my general presence, not about me wearing crazy lipstick. A new guy says it had more to do with animated guild versus Writers Guild or something. So that could be. Yes, that is. Yeah, that is, that is, I sort of disagree. I do think that it's two separate things, unfortunately.

And then last one for the day, 50 Shades of Geek. Okay, now on a more serious note, last year on the John Campia show, when people found out that you can use any name you want on Stream Labs, they started to send messages using my name saying inappropriate shit and spoilers for new movies. So thank you very much for that, 50 Shades. Thank you for a minute. Well, I like that you told the guy respectfully and the guy respectfully did it. I think that all worked out fine today.

Yeah, it was really nice. Thank you about it. You ever see that happen and it was really nice. Yeah. Freshing Internet's right there. I know. 778, you guys. 778.

Good audience here. Good audience. It is. It really is. Was that it? Alex, I'm sorry, honey. That's all for today. All right.

Fantastic. All right. So we've got, we've got, let's see what time it is. I can't. Oh, it's actually perfect. The time is up. You guys, I got to tell you, it was a slow start. I can't thank you enough.

for, am I supposed to be able to hear music or no. Malcolm, do you want me to do the outro? Yeah, let's see. It's coming right now. All right. I'm dancing. I'm dancing.

I play the air guitar. I swear it, it happened yesterday, too. Everything was fine. And then the end of the show, I went to play the music. And, well, listen, I'll just go, Dan,

Dan, I got a kid, you do the aftero. Thank you guys so much. You really came through today. I love you so much. Oh, my God, the music so good. I'm having to be asking for it. Thank you to Bonnie Summerville.

This is a big of the most show, baby. Thank you to Bill Neckles Brett Sheridan, and ring his bell. And thank you. Thank you. I'll ask you to back on the honor to Alex Marzonia and Malcolm No, Laskin. No place. You, okay, thank you for sure.

Bye. We go and some. And don't. Seven. Period. Period. Period.