The Kristian Harloff Show - SEN Ladies Takeover Week: More Furious Spin-Offs Coming! - SEN LIVE #337

Episode Date: March 8, 2021

On today's show, Kate Mulligan hosts SEN Ladies Takeover Week and is joined by Roxy Striar, Steph Sabraw, and Sabrina Ramirez to talk Fast and Furious spin-offs, Critics Choice Winners, "The Wire" duo team up on HBO again, Raya's Box Office, and potential Harry Potter Cursed child film in the works? Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. Because it's hot in here. Call the cops. Because it's hot in here. Call the cops. Because I did it for bondry. Call the cops.

Call the cops. It's ladies. Wee. Guys. We are back. Ryan White donated $100. I said last time on the next all women panel. I would donate another $100.

I am a man of my word. Thank you to all the amazing women here this week and to all those who donate it to make this happen. Check out the World Girls YouTube. You won't regret it. Yes. Ryan White, thank you. Hosting with us today is Ryan White.

Coming in fast. Robot. It's Ladies Week plus Ryan White. Thank you so much for that right out of the gate. We are back. It's Ladies Week. I'm so sorry for the late start. I will explain that short.

We have an incredible panel with us today. We have Steph Sabra. We've exchanged phone numbers. Steph, I can officially text you. Dude, I mean, hopping into your DMs and asking for your number, did it make me sweat? Yes. Was it worth it? Absolutely.

I will be in your text like swimwear all day. Every day. Happy women's day. Straight up to everyone. We always talk about the Pousse, but in whatever form you come in. your pussy is popping. All women are celebrated today. Thank you. And below her for me, at least, is Ms. Roxy Stryor, who did not get the memo. Look a little bit beat up today. Thanks, Roxy, for making me horrible about myself. Hey, I literally was talking about how pretty you were

and you couldn't hear because you didn't have your headphones. The whole thing. Also, also speaking of not getting the memo, Kate, but you're not calling the cops anymore. Who's Oh, sorry. What's, where's your memo? Sorry, firemen. The fireman. The fireman. Yes. Call the fireman.

Fire for fire, man. Yeah. That actually got Sabrina moving. She was like, yeah. Cops. Let's go. And let's not forget. Sabrina Ramirez is here as well.

Also, always, again, beat for the gods. Looks incredible. Got that cute little. Sabrina, how does this, how does the nose ring for the audio listeners? I'm referring to Sabrina. How does that work when it comes to the masks? I don't have a problem with it, but I've also had it since I was like 13. So I feel like it's just like second nature to me.

But yeah, I feel like if you have like a stud, it could get caught, but since I have a hoop. Yeah. But I'm here. I'm in my like Princess Diana inspired outfit. I got my bike shorts. I got my crew neck on, you know, wrecking that 90s fashion icon, incredible human. We love to see it. You know what we're going to need.

We're going to need probably, we're going to need probably, we're going to need probably runway off at some point today if we hit enough donations i want to see i want to see the outfit in its full effect i want to see you take a twirl well yeah i should set up i am in for the for the week though i should if we're going to do runway i'll change my shot so i can have full body up in here if we need that you know what really good point all right we're going to save the runway goal for later in the week you guys you guys you're with us for five days and um and by the way not only five days but also So speaking of five, our fifth host, Buddy, Bonnie, so bad for her because she's so much heat for this. And I was just like, bummer, Bonnie.

So I know. Bummer Bonnie, because the truth is, like, when you already have the reputation. Also, by the way, I love that I can hear little Alex's. I know. He's got a good giggle. He does. He really does. He's got a cute chortle.

You know what I mean? What's a chortle? A chortle? A chortle gittle? A chortle's a real word. Look it up. Ask the chat. They'll tell you.

Is this something your turtle made up to you? It whispered in her ear. Chortle. You're telling us in the chat, please spell it out. Try your best of spell out. C-H-O-R-T-L-E. Chortle. May I have it?

Let's do it. I feel people from the Midwest just make-up stuff all the time. And then we just run. with it. So I don't know about all that, Kate. I feel like people in their 20s have no respect for their elders. Do you guys see the millennial versus Gen Z stuff that's happening online like on TikTok? Yes, with Eminem? Yeah. It's a mess. Wait, Sabrina, are you officially Gen Z or are you millennial? I'm Gen Z. I'm a cuss. Oh my gosh. She's actually an infant. So how do you feel about me using the smiley face that's crying? That's all I do. That's all I do. Oh, I'm

That's the thing is like since I'm on a cusp, I'm like, I don't care what anybody does. Skinny jeans are fine. Obviously, side part, go for it. Everybody could do whatever the hell they want. Like, I understand trends like change constantly. But since I'm a cusp, I'm kind of like in between on everything. What is the emoji thing? Apparently.

It's not lit anymore stuff. To cry, laugh. So we're just not laughing anymore? You're supposed to, yeah. No, you're supposed to die instead. You're supposed to put it. Okay, got it. cool let's just take away everything in life this generation's dark you know what i mean they're in the

20s for the panel they're not i mean we're going through a lot right now yes is there anyone else on this panel today ryan and alex included in this that has a three on the front of their age oh wow that silence was deafening i'm almost there in a couple months ask me again but no i'm in my What are we doing for your 30th? This is the part of the show where I just talked to my girlfriends and you guys get to listen. I have no idea. I'm thinking like trying to get out of pandemic. So that would be on the radar.

That's such a good like plot for your year. Yeah. Roxy Shrier gets out of the pandemic. For about five years. My sister's birthday is a week after mine and she's going to be 25. So every time I have a big birthday, she is a big birthday. because you know those five things. So forever, we talked about how the two of us were going to go to Europe for our 25th and our 30th.

And that for sure is not happening. But her 30th and your 35th, boom. Very possible. Very possible. Mark Ellis donated $19.99 and 99 cents through Super Chat. Mark Ellis. He said, hey, what happened to shouting out, shouting Cowboy and Kate's husband, Brett? You know what?

We got rid of them. Who's Cowboy? Shouting Cowboy, I think probably is Christian. Oh, I think. Oh, is it Roca? Definitely, Roca. Oh, shouting, Cowl. Everyone's like, who's the one person who wears it past him?

That's the most accurate description that's ever been said of John Roca, and I did not land it. I missed my vault. How do you think he feels about not being on the show all? Curtis, the Ciney Maniac donated $20. Suggestion for Ryan for this week Replace the ladies and gentlemen audio with the women inherit the earth line

from Jurassic Park for Sien Ladies Week. Boom. Wasn't here for very beginning, so if you already did it excuse my stupidity. I don't know. Listen, I do want to explain why we're starting late, and then I do want to get on to the first story. I flew back into Los Angeles

after five weeks in the Chicago suburbs with my family, which was a fraught time, but it was also very good for us as well. But families, am I right? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week. But I had not turned my computer on with enough time and I had to go pick up my son's school packet because he's doing school right now. If you think parents are going to come out of this pandemic and be okay, call your local parent and see if they're okay because we're not okay. We're not okay. The kids are going to be fine. The rest of us are not. But anyway, I'm sorry we started. Yeah, we need to,

I feel like we need to crowd fund spa weekends for parents once this is over. Get out of town. We'll take, let, let Jen Z take care of the kiddos, you know, like, we'll hype them up on the Visco apps and whatever it takes and you just take the break. Get my son into clubhouse, whatever you have to do. Yeah, yeah, we'll be starting chats. It's not going to be a big deal. You'll come back and you'll have like burner kids. It's fine. But you'll get the. break that's all i'm gonna ask the hard hitting question kate do you you think it's harder for parents than non-parents no i think it's actually i think there's a hierarchy of hard i think the thing that it's the hardest for is single parents then i think it's hardest for single people so the singles

come in first okay so roxy you're right up there single parents right now that that's that's i don't actually get to speak about how hard it is to be a parent because i've got a partner but single parents i bow at their altar every day single people super hard then i will say next is parents with only children because you are that kid's playmate because unless unless you found a safe way to pod and i have so many friends that have only one kid who and then it comes parents i think after that and then it comes Sabrina and brandon who get to be together all the time together in a really loving great relationship and look you have it hard too kate We have it hard, all right?

Like, I can't go to Trader Joe's. There's always a huge line. Oh, and then I just stand in it. You can't get the everything but the bagel seasoning. I had to stock up on five of them last time. Okay? I'm spending all my money on everything but the bagel seasoning. It's so bomb.

Gave them for the cookie butter. Yes. Speculous. Speculous. Cookie butter. You have you know about Trader Joe's or you don't know about Trader Joe's? Yeah. Yeah.

Those are the two kinds of people. I-Y-K-U-Y-K, right? What is it? If you know, you know? Isn't that a thing that Gen Z? How do I do, Sabrina? Yeah, no, you're killing it. Okay, so the first story, we do need to get to the first story,

and the first story is actually my press on nails because, Steph, I actually need to know, because all I do is I do for press-ons, because I'm a classy slut. How on earth do you wipe? Oh, my God. I asked for this. And masturbate. I asked both the things. Oh, masturbate.

I can handle. Yeah, yeah, you just, yeah, there's other things that you can do from that. But for pooping, there's, it's not as serious as you think there are no nail over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what I do. I basically don't like one dish on my ass. Like, what I don't want is I don't mind, I don't mind, like, I just don't want poop up there. No, no. By the way, if there was ever pooping my nails, I would, I would, I would, literally spoon out my eyeballs and say, take me. Take, because then I've chosen beauty over practicality in such a disgusting way, where I have literal, what am I going to do, spread a coli, like I'm Chipotle?

I can't, I can't just be doing that. So it's not like that. It really isn't like that. Also, wet wipes are great to have around too. But you don't have to be like. Because like then I'm trying to figure out. Do I? Yeah, I knuckle.

You know what I just. No, no. I fist. You fist. Do you get enough? Do you just get a ball of paper? This is what I'm trying to figure out. Okay.

Do you really want me to demonstrate? I know what? I actually want to know. I really want to know. Okay, I'll tell you what. At $500, stuff is going to demonstrate for us. I'll show you how I roll up the toilet paper and the motion it looks like.

Okay. But I won't show you these cheap because that's like a $1 million trillion dollars. A hundred percent. I really, I really went low on that. We've got to set some goals, guys. We've got to set some goals. We've got to set some goal. But at $500.

I actually need to contribute to this because at 500 I need to learn the secrets. Most of my prescies are short. So these were longer than I usually go. And oh, I'm like, do they stay on you? Oh, my God. They stay on for a week. I have to peel them off. They're very good.

They're $899, $7.99 at the Target, the Walmart, whatever you prefer. Am I allowed to say Walmart? Roxy? No, I can't say. Probably can't say Walmart. It's a shitty company, but you can say it. I can say it, okay. Yeah.

I don't know about that Walmart life. What happened? I just don't know. I just don't know. I'm not allowed to say Amazon anymore, I think, right? No, we're boycotting them for the week. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

I didn't know. I didn't know guys. I didn't, I didn't know about comps. It's just a chortle. It's just the chortle. What did people say about chortle? My computer doesn't even have a job. It's right.

You're correct. Once again. What I've been doing for the past few minutes. Thank you. Alex. you now that I hear your voice Alex we love having you here why don't you tell us what the first news story we have up is thank you let me talk about yeah with eight proper installments released and a ninth ready for release on June 25th the fast and furious franchise looks to also explore more of their

little room room universe with spinoffs hobbs and shaw was the first spinoff release in 2019 and the sequel is already in the works with Chris Morgan writing and overseeing the entire franchise and future spin-offs Kate would you be interested in seeing more from the fast and furious franchise spin-offs or otherwise I'm gonna I'm going to go ahead and toss the baton i'm going to pass the baton right away come get it flojo i've never seen any of the fast and furious movies not a single one and um so i don't care and also i thought hobbs and shaw i had no idea i thought it was like a sherlock movie like what why why i've got you okay so take the take the baton flojo you got the honesty what you're really

lucky about is that flojo is actually the main character of the fast franchise so i have I should have seen it then. I only was thinking of these. This is the truth. Nothing is real. So I can't take anything as real. Because when big franchises at this point are like, here's what our plan is. I'm like, little do you know the universe doesn't give a fuck about your plan.

They're like, nothing is real. So when I hear they've got all these spin-offs planned, I'm like, you guys don't need, you can't even tell me when you're releasing fasts. nine. You just had to move fast nine again. And now we're moving it like inches. Now it's like we're going to move it by one month. And it's like, bitch, we're going to move it by a month for the next 10 months. Come on. Like it's just so hard for me to grasp the concept that they're like, there's all these spinoffs. And I'm sure at some point I'll be really excited because I happen to love this franchise. I'm a big fast and furious fan. It's the stupidest franchise on the planet.

And I'm so here for every second of it. But I can't I can't really like wrap my rain around. Oh, yay. The spin-offs. It's like, not real. Nothing's real. Nothing's real. Okay. Does anyone have a take other than nothing is real? Well, I love how Rocks. He was like, I've got this. I've got this. I've got this. Everything fake.

Yes. That was the answer. I'm with Rocks. We don't know. But also, is it going to happen? Yes. Because money runs the world. And if we have 20,000 Transformer films for whatever reason, And we're going to have 40,000 of these films. Like people love this franchise. It brings people happiness. I'm never one to knock someone's hustle. If you want to make money on this and people keep buying it, do your thing. I just think it's a little bit funny that they are like, they have no shame in being like,

we will expose every corner of this franchise, every character. No stone will be unturned. You will see every story ever portrayed in this. So I think they're going to do it, but not for like five years or, at least like a few. Sabrina, I want to hear what you have to say too, but do you think saying no stone will be on turn? Do you feel like are they beating a dead horse or is there still life left in the horse? You do.

Okay. I mean, a dead horse still like is cool to look at, I guess, if you're like into that. Wow. Okay. There we have it. Yeah. I mean there's no. We're just let.

No. Period. End of your sentence. Moving on to Sabrina now. Yeah. Now that we know stuff, like to look at dead bodies. Go ahead.

Moving on from that, I mean, Hobbs and Shaw made a ton of money. Is it a good movie? No. They say they have a good idea. Do I believe them? No.

So, you know, it's going to happen regardless, no matter what we do. And the thing is, people are going to go see it. They do have a good audience kind of built in, even if the movie's not quality. So let's say,

because I don't know what directions they were going to go. If you saw the like five-hour trailer for Fast 9, then you know that there's like, freaking cars jumping over cliffs like it's going crazy i don't know what directions they're going to go now um but you know i guess i'm excited to see it because i'll i'll sit down and watch this no matter what they're fun do we think we are coming into an age where by the way i am frozen so i'm just looking at can you guys hear me though yeah okay perfect can you guys see my face moving i can't okay

however it is great i'm going to go ahead and just keep talking do we think we're heading into an age where worse content will keep getting will be made because we're going to be so hungry for content out in the world meaning like are we going to see even worse movies being made because they're still going to make a billion dollars at the box office because everybody's going to be so delighted to be back at a movie theater I think that honestly, I feel like people are going to want that like junk food type of film or like television, things like that. And honestly, when it comes to this, like, it's been spanning for so many years. We have so many familiar faces, whether it's Dwayne the Rock Johnson, who's an international

blockbuster star. You put him in a movie and everybody will go see it. So I just think they didn't really build up a world to be able to explore it like this yet. But if this is, next movie builds up more worlds and more characters within Fast and the Furious. I don't know how we can have like 17,000 movies about cars, but especially from someone who can't drive. I just watch it. I'm living by them. Yeah. I think that we're going to know how. I don't know how. I've driven maybe 15 minutes total in my life. Is it something that's on maybe a list of yours to learn? You want to give it a whirl? I don't know if you even want that smoke on your channel.

You want a skirt skirt with the world girls? I think that we're going to hit like a Renaissance era of film. I think there's so many creatives that have been locked up writing beautiful, beautiful shit. And I think that a lot of great films are going to be made of this. Hopefully not all pandemic based and that they're more just like artistic. I love that take on it. That's a very positive take.

But I'm going to throw it to Roxy now who will tell you that nothing is real. You already covered that nothing is real. So I guess I'll throw something else out there as long as you promise that you acknowledge that nothing is real. I feel like- If we come out of this time and creators don't have anything poignant to say, then they did not spend a year in fucking quarantine.

Like during this time, if you're a creator and you did not, and either you did not work on or start brainstorming what you're creating, or when we're out of this time, you can't self-reflect enough to create something, then what is it to be a creator? This is why incredible art comes after, and I'm not trying to liken this to a war, but it's a universal experience going on. So that's when incredible artwork comes. Like after 9-11, after World War II, after this.

I think also what the good thing about quarantine artwork is going to be is that I don't believe we're going to have that too soon problem like you know after the Boston bombings when they decided to create a movie in which starred a cop that was Mark Wahlberg that was not an actual cop very of the bombings thank you Austin Kramer thanks friend I think that that is we're not going to have that problem because we literally every single one of us just lived something and we're not ready to

not try and pain donated twenty dollars it's s cn ladies week and we need to get reach goals y'all let's show our mother fucking support we're 30 minutes and queen step already got me reaching towards my wallet also happy women's heritage month and happy international women's day thanks ryan i realize i can demonstrate the toilet paper thing on my cut oh This could not, well, I'll tell you, full demo. Okay, but could you, first of all, I'm going to need a full demo, but can you draw some pimples on the butt? And could you make the butt less juicy? Then I'll know.

Yeah, yeah. No, no. This isn't inaccurate depiction of the female body in a lot of ways. But luckily, it's just used for liquid. And because she's so thick, I get like a lot of coffee in here. Yeah, she's a thick one. Talk about your straw usage. Okay.

So always because a, lipstick and lip gloss, B, um, I'm, what's the word? Care about my looks a little bit so I don't want yellow teeth. I drink coffee every day. Yeah, but I'm nervous for you because you don't know about the straw looks. No, no. Growing up, growing up, literally my aunt would always say to me, never, ever fucking use a straw.

And I looked into it. Who knows, like, there's not enough studies because money goes to better places, but that's what you really real. Briah Cofetta donated $20. Gotta get back to work, but much love to these wonderful ladies. Also, happy birthday to Manny Gonzalez in the chat. Oh, mani. Happy birthday, Mani.

Okay. Keith White. I would like to lay my straw to rest today on this day of S-E-N, the ladies take over. Oh, holy night. Let me tell you something, though. And this is, this would be a good conversation. I will tell you this. Oh Holy Night is a very strange song to sing at a funeral.

That's A ball. Be able. Oh, holy night. I actually don't know the song you guys are singing. Oh, it's a Christian, it's a Catholic song. It's like Dayanu. Okay, Roxy. Oh, no, you don't want to do it.

Okay, so how from just going like this? Just going like this causes wrinkles. But here's, this is what I'll say. At International Women's Day, Apparently it causes them here. This is what I'll say on International Women's Day. Wear your face out. That's what I have to say.

Wear your face out. And we've lost stuff. She's going to. I'll tell you what else we're going to wear out. We're going to wear out the stereo app. Tell us about it, Ryan. Holy cow, yeah. You're going to wear a ton of stuff out.

And again, happy International Women's Day to y'all. But guys, the stereo app. You got to join us after the show for our post show, after show for SCN Live. It's going to be on the stereo app. Stereo is like the coolest thing right now. If you're into podcasting, you've always been curious about trying to get podcasting, but oh, I don't want to get the equipment. Oh, I don't have all the internet set up.

I don't have all the applications. How's it going to sound good? This is your cure all. Get right in. This is old-fashioned podcasting. With the stereo app, you can do a live show with another person. online and people can send in questions that you can easily click and play and it's so interactive. This is like the future of all live podcasting. You can have your own avatar. I had some fun with

mine and I put like a little mustache online. I don't know if you can you can see it there. But we do a stereo after show. Everyone on this panel has a stereo. It's just your name. So get your account while you can and claim your name. But you can tune in to Brett Sheridan and myself for this post-womeness International the Women's Day episode of SCN today, right after the show at, I think, 12 o'clock, which is 3 p.m. Eastern. And we're going to be talking about all types of things, sending in your questions. Again, this is like the most interactive live podcasting form on the planet. So get your stereo account, join in the conversation. Again, it's so interactive. You can follow Christian Harlov at www.com slash Christian Harlov and all these ladies with their names as well,

slash their name. Claim your name today with the stereo app. Guys, download it, subscribe, and follow all the creators you love, and build your own following. Ryan, that was a clean take. It really was. Really, really good work.

Oh, I appreciate it. Guys, I thought of something during it now. What did you think? Yes. Do we call her Straw Sabra? Ooh. Straw, subra. But she's no longer using straw.

Wow, that was so. You, I'm gonna play your mother right now. If your friend told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it? Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm gonna be a really paid. Wouldn't live up to my name if I didn't donate today. Great show so far today, ladies. Fart up.

Worship of the Poushe. No, I honestly, to be really honest, I've heard this before, and it just didn't make sense to me. Nerdy Bridge Guy donated $20. Dying to see you. Marl and Alex video reaction outtakes during all those conversations this week. LMFAO. Hashtag long

live the pussies. Straight up. I hope we guys have one of fussy. I don't like pussies. I don't like puss. That's the words. There are some words that

truly are as disgusting as the thing they describe. Yes. One of them. Really good words. It smelled like hot dogs when you said that. What are you doing? Yeah, it's kind of like a blinding term.

Like all of a sudden I lose my senses. And it's like, posse and we're disgusting. Let's talk about Women's Week, though, here because the truth is we blew, we broke through the glass ceiling. We shattered it last week. We brought in so much money. We do not expect that every time for you.

I don't want you to be scared. But we have to, we have to have a proper income. We have to make money this week still. So let's give you some things you want at $700. Who's going to do karaoke today at $700 today? Anybody? Obviously. Obviously, it would make men do it first.

Yeah, that's right. Actually, they sing a song for us. We should. We are cameras off. That's, oh. Who's the singer? Alex is the singer, I mean. This is what I have to say.

I feel like we need to have, and I would love suggestions to the chat, but I'm not, I'm too scared to open the internet on my. computer other than Zoom right now. So suggestions from the chat. I would love one of the women on this panel to sing a song that is, I would like us to reclaim a song, a song that's maybe not nice about women or a song that's, I want us to take a song back. So, I think it's something Eminem. Yeah, like, I'm basically like, bitches ain't shit, but lips and clip, whatever it is. But lips and clits. That's the remakes we've been waiting for. She's like shit, but lips, whatever it is.

I want us to take a song back. So if anybody, does anybody have an idea off the bat? Any of the four of us? Think about it. I'm thinking of all that are like extremely explicit. Yeah. Okay, I'll think of it. Long song could be good.

It's a great one. It was really, really upsetting and disturbing this morning. I woke up to a call from Christian who said, if you guys do not make $1,000 on the show today, none of you will ever be hosting together again after this week because kill the pussy. Wow, wow. It's a pretty bold move for him to do that on women's day.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Sabrina, but you're not surprised because he called you that one time and he said to you, what was it that he said to you, Sabrina? Yeah, one time he was like, hey, Sabrina, you know, your performance wasn't that great on the Shmowdown. I honestly don't really know if you know anything about movies. I think you should just take a really long nap,

go into some cryo sleep for a few years, then maybe come back. Oh, yeah. So nice. Yeah. Not cryo. Some cryo sleep. I'm going to go in a little chamber.

Honestly, that's the mood I'm in because the pandemic anyways. Yeah. I just want to go to cryo sleep for like two years, come out and be able to go see a movie in theaters. Tell you what that makes me want to cry, yo. Steph, what was the thing? He didn't say something to you about cryo, but he said something.

No. Christian called you and said, what was it that he said to you? He told me. if we don't make money consistently every day, like we're not trying to break the bank, but money, that he will be protesting outside of Planned Parenthood. And I was just like, why we... Papa's Jubby But hold a native $20. Esqueth it Steph. Esquettit Sabrina. Eskettit Roxy. Esquettit Kate. Esket it. Bra. Bra. We outcher fam. Facts. Bra. Also, Kate, have you heard of Beach Bunny?

They are a sort of pop rock band from Chicago. Check them out. They're great. Esquettit. Esket. Isket. Am I old? Well, I was going to say it sounds like as a Kef, which is Hebrew, for what fun.

Yeah, but I think, first of all, most sexually attracted have ever been to you my whole life. Oh, God. Oh, my God. And then second of all, it kind of sounds like let's get it. Esket it. Oh, let's get it. Oh, I think that's get it. I think.

I think Roxy, the scientists just crack the code. I am fucking brilliant. Lechayem. Bloop. Lechayam. Shalom. Very smart. Eze Keff, I'll tell you what.

Eze Balagan. What a bummer. I thought Belagon might really do it for you, Roxy. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. I'm just saying a bunch of Hebrew. I'm just going to see how much I didn't know. I want to hear it.

Okay, that's all. Eze Balagan. Well, so what I was going to tell you guys, so Christian, I also got a call from Christian recently. And he said, I'm amazing. Oh, oh, wow. Um, no, that, that sounded the most realistic of all of them for sure. That just hurts, because I thought it was about all women today, not just one. J.K., guys, he said, why haven't you started the show yet? And I said, my computer's broken, because I didn't turn it on for five weeks, and it's from 2015. Anyway, guys, who's going to sing a song about vaginas. I want to

fuck you by Acon. I'm looking at most demeaning songs. Okay, smack that by Acon has two songs here. Smack that by Acon. Let's see. Shake that ass by Eminem and Nate dog. Bidges ain't shit but hos and tricks clits and lips according to

Kate. I think there was a remix like Pussies ain't shit but lips and clits. I swear to God there. I mean, there's a lot more going down there. But no hands by Waka Flocka Alphabet Biches by Lil Wayne. I want to fuck you by Acon. Wait till you see my dick, The Whispers song by Union Twins.

Marzonia does a really good performance of that. Wildflower by ghostface. Yeah, he has. By ghost face killer. Okay, those are some of that. I know a couple of those, so I would be happy to step, throw my hat into the ring if we need to. But I actually feel like I am when it comes to karaoke. Sabrina, have you ever had to do karaoke yet?

I have. Yeah. I've done it a lot for like Christmas and stuff. I mean, I'd be down to do it again. Okay. I mean, we've got five days this week. Wet, like maybe every song is like a, uh, quartuple. Mm-hmm. Quattuple. That's it.

I said what I said. I'm baritone. I backed you up. I said quittuple. I agree with you. Yeah, we'll harmonize. Smack that. Fall on the close. Mark that. Okay.

That's a lot. We're not. Fuck that. Actually, 100%. That is what it's happening. We're going to switch who's leading. and we are going to at 700 you're getting a bad harmony version of smack that here we go that's it 700 let's go let's go as a kef okay started with the quatple we know yeah with the quatouple hey Alex

it doesn't matter that's right Alex um on a scale from one to want to murder your own self how do you feel what I host we don't get to any stories or streaming labs. I freaking love this. It makes my job so much easier. Okay, perfect. I know, I know one of the things we have to do, we have to get back to the stream labs from the previous week when there was all those stream labs. So do we want to get to a couple more stories? Oh, they before us. Oh, here are the women putting it on our back again, touching up the hill. Rappin. Srap in. My back's hurting, y'all. I have scoliosis now from the weight we carry. That's right. I'll tell you what, you know the difference between a man and a woman heading through the desert?

Hmm. At the end of the desert, the man will say, I made it through the desert and I didn't take any water. And the woman will have just made it through the desert without taking water and not telling anybody about it. Let's go. I love it. I did feel like there was room for like a Ben Shapiro dry vagina joke somewhere. I wonder if that's what I was saying. We think we also do WAP.

Like, I think one day this week, we should do WAP because, yes. Okay. The, what? I agree, but just quick, important question, because I feel like maybe you do. Sabrina, do you know how to twerk? I do. Can you teach us? I can teach you guys this week when I'm not wearing what I'm wearing on my lower half right now.

I'm thinking it's a Friday thing. I'm thinking like Friday, yeah. We've got like we make a $4,000 goal or whatever it is by Friday. I'm feeling like I need to be able to lift the booty, drop the booty. Yes. Yeah, there's honestly a lot of ways we can do it. I got like three different moves in that and we can go through all of it, guys. Okay.

And by the end of this, we're all going to be singing WAP. We're going to be bad bitches. Once everything opens up, we're going to be at the clubs killing shit. Yes. Amen. I will look at your Instagram stories about being at the club. It's not true. $100.

Today I am celebrating my birthday. Happy international women's day. Send Ladies Week you ladies rock. Thank you for being hilarious and amazing people. Do what you can to help keep the lights on for Senator. 50 Shades of Geek donated $20. Kate. Aza Balagan means what a mess not what a bummer.

Whatabama in Hebrew is Azabasa. Sorry for the man's playing. I just really wanted to hear the Shmi BOT say. Aesabasa. Isabasa. Wow. I didn't even catch that. I would actually do that.

Time, please carry on with the show. I apologize. I apologize. And also to Almogdov, wherever you are. Israel actually is where they are. So I know where you are. But Ezebasa, that's what it is. Isabasa.

You know, any Yiddish? The Klempt. My question made you feel for Klempt. My question made you feel for Klempt. Although I have to. to say has anybody does anybody here have PBS passport because it's what we watch when we're at my

parents' house and I watched the Itchstock Proman documentary and he's the one for those of you who don't know he is he had polio as a child ended up being crippled he walks with braces but is Israeli

his grandma his mother had fleed from Poland he was born in 1945 so you can see how close we were to not having it sock Proman and he's actually the one that plays on the Schindler's List soundtrack that incredible that very eerie that violin that song you think of when you think of Schindler's List anyway this is all just to say it suck is I believe Polish for Isaac if I'm correct anyway shout out to the Jews that's what I want to say he spoke he well he went he goes to see that and he goes to meet Netanyahu for an award

and he's speaking Hebrew, but I want to say he's also spoke Yiddish, too. Anyway, he's unbelievable. But shout out to the Jews. Yeah, every day. I've been saying. We are backing you up tenfold. Alex, is there like a trailer or something we need to talk about? No trailers, but awards even continues as the Critics' Choice Awards were handed out last night,

with Nomad Land, Ma Rini's Black Bottom, Minari, and promising a woman taking home multiple awards on the film side. in TV, the Crown, Ted Lassau, and the Queen's Gambit took on the big prizes. Kate, what do you think of the winners? And will we be seeing them when Oscar nominations are announced next Monday? Listen, I got to tell you, I don't feel like Ma Rainey's Black Bottom has been getting enough props. And I'm very happy to see that it got some props here. I will say I haven't seen many of the. I've yet to watch Queen's Gambit, which I hear, how do we feel about Queens.

How do we collectively feel about Queen's Gambit? Pretty good, ladies? Mm-hmm. As queens. Yeah, us as queens. How was our gambit? Amazing. We cut the head off the king.

Okay, there we go. No, I love it. It was such a good watch. You're so beautifully shot and done. And Anya Taylor, Joey is just like amazing and incredible. And I'm glad that she's getting so many props. I thought the show was really good. It wasn't my favorite show of the year, but top 10.

And Ted Lassow, that's another one that a lot of people have been sleeping on. I feel like it's got that Schitt's Creek effect, obviously not as long as long running a Schitt's Creek, but I feel like there was people on the inside that knew about Schitts Creek from day one, and it wasn't until this past season that, like, everybody got on board with it. And I feel like Ted Lassau had a slow burn like that too. Pappas Chubby Butthole donated $20. Can I suggest no scrubs by TLC for any goal sometime this week? Also, Kate, if you give Beach Bunny a listen. Can you let us know what you think by the end of this week? James Slavario donated $50.

What a great start to the week. Catist host ever. Can we talk a little about the matches from last week including the versus? Great managing RJ who do y'all got for the matches this week. We actually one of the things. Tornated $20. Shout out to the Jews. Also get Maru and Video Drew this week.

They want to be on Senator and I still with Roxy drafted all the Jews and called the faction the Mish Putecher. Mainly to mess with Christian. I would not let, I don't think that that would be allowed. Because we don't, we don't want to segregate. Just to ask you guys this, though, what is a chubby butthole? What part is chubby? At $800, I'll show you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Like, do you think the butthole is, is a bit more open? That's a great. That is actually a really good question. I just assumed it was more fleshy. Like around the butthole has more. fat, I would guess that more of the butthole that's normally inside, I would guess that some of it is now outside. I would imagine it's like what happened. No, childbirths. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't. I don't know what you're saying. I think it's just like more padding around it. Like kind of like when people are like fat pussy, you know, it's like more padding outwardly like and not inwardly.

But then wouldn't it just be your butt? Like if my butt hole was more padded, it would just be my butt. Kind of, yeah, but I think it's like more Sabrina looks like she has the point to be made. Sabrina's, I don't know. I feel like there's like the cheek. There's like the cheek and then right in the middle, it just will probably stick out a little bit. So you might be like flat ass. If you have a flat ass and a puppy, it just like would all be easy. She's in Anna puffy. I mean, why aren't they hiring us to solve the problems in the world? Like we have some of the greatest minds living right now talking about fat asshole and like we're not being hired so do you think stuff that in fact this is a problem like do you think some people feel like they have a problem and

that problem is a chubby but hole no no i don't think like i don't think any padding in sexual areas is bad i think it honestly probably helps i just think that would be uncomfortable though like if i had a if i had a chubby vaheen i think that wouldn't be uncomfortable but if i had a chubby butt hole, I think that would affect the process. Let me tell you something. Everyone who is, every woman who's ever given vaginal birth has a chubby V now. Vaheen. I'll tell you what.

We all got them chubs. Because what used to be, there it is. Ryan and Alex, I'd actually like you to turn your cameras back on all I. I can't give the following description. Don't ignore me, boys. Thank you, not today. Something that has never been stretched. get stretched.

Ryan, look at make eye contacts, Ryan. And it stays a little puffy for the rest of your life. And it is not a problem. But bike shorts, Sabrina, become a little bit less appealing. Thank you, boys. Any questions? I feel like, I feel like puffy is not bad at all.

I'm still here for the puffy. Bike shorts, I'll deal with it one day. Like, when you get to. I feel like camel toes are going to become, the free the nip in a few years because yeah like what do you think's there like we celebrate bulge in gray in gray sweatpants but we're like camelto I'm like what what do you think is there like you live in cameltoe in a happy place because when I have camel toe it feels like something's not supposed to be there something's no sometimes when you're in like um leggings without underwear

it's like comfortable but it's just there I do not do that I can't either actually like it no no no I do not do that. Oh, you ought to let it be. Breathe, stretched, let it go. Suffocate. Breathe, stretched. Let it go. Let it fall in.

Hold it on. Let the pussy flit organs. My organs will fall out through my puffy bottle and my vagina. Thank you. There's no underwear there. And let me tell you something. You don't, you don't have a, I don't want to, I don't want to commenter, Winston's, but you don't have a drip, drip problem.

Yes, definitely. Can't do that. answer that stuff. If there's days that I know that there's like activity going on, I'd wear underwear. I'm a seven days a week activity girl. Thank you. Thank you. So I don't know, I know that there will be activity all of the days. Yeah. I mean, but like drip drip, let it drip wherever you want. Your pants, your problem. You know what else is our problem? So, yeah. You know what else is our problem?

If we don't make enough Christians going to, what was it? He was going to be outside of Pan and Panhandlers. Travis Gilbert donated $20. This is for sure what I expect on sense. So how about them, cowboys? It was crazy because if he did just text me during the saying that if we don't at least get to our goal of 700 for the karaoke, that each one of us has to chop off a nipple and send it to Skybound. No, I love my nipple.

And how lopsided would we feel? You know, and we only get to chop off one. So could he, you think I can negotiate? He could just get rid of the skin tag I have on the one. He might not know. They could drop that send in. He wouldn't know. Roxy.

Save the nipple. Save the future of the S.E.N. women. Yeah. Donate. Wait, I do. Somebody, by the way, somebody had brought up the Schmodeon matches. And we have today, premiering for the patrons, we have Saul. versus John Humphrey.

Am I correct in that, Alex, did I get that right? Let me check once more. I think it will show live on Wednesday. That's going to be Saul's IG match. I obviously have a horse in the race. His name is Saul. He's my horse and he's the best of racing. But we know what happens to horses.

Steph watches them dead. Dead. Say what, if Saul dies today, Steph, he's going to have a great audience. Tell him to call me. After dead. So that's, we have so many. great matches coming up for Shmowdown this week. If you are not

a patron, patron yet on Patreon for Shmodown, this is the year to do it. Christian woke up feeling generous one day and he's like, all right, I'm going to make this week better than ever. Hello, ladies. Happy International Women's Day. Thanks for all you do.

Did any of you watch Oprah's interview last night with Harry and Megan? Hashtag Fart Up hashtag Frithicamelto. hashtag free the cameltoe, Camelto, I really like. Actually, we're going to, by the way, we're going to call it. It does sound nicer. Yeah. Because you're just like.

Sabrina, since you're dressed like Diana, did you watch this Oprah interview last night for any chance? I did. That's what I'm saying. She's like the only redeeming person in this family because she's obviously not. She already went through kind of everything that he's going through right now. First of all, whack. I just, I had in college, I dated a guy who was a British citizen and an American citizen. citizen. And when their wedding went down, he cried. So I really would like to hear his opinion on

everything that happened. He was just so excited. Cried out of happiness. Yeah, cried out of happiness. And he's, he's TikTok famous right now. So we could actually get some more views onto this video if we do that. So, um, but no, but I, I wonder what he thinks about it. Um, I don't understand the hold that the royal family has on everybody over there. I think they're all and I don't like them. So that's basically my input. Okay. And nothing is real.

Was that the other? Yeah. Yeah. Krusty, dusty. I did not. Musty. Yeah, you never want to be called that. Musty, pussy and must.

Dan Smith donated $49.99. 99 cents through super chat. Ryan Alex. Look at Mommy when she is speaking to you. Thank you. It is the sexiest name. That is. Yeah, it is.

It is. Did anyone else watch this Oprah interview? I did. What's your take? What's, do we need to free Britney and Megan? I mean, it was actually really hard to get through. Like, I am somebody who has a lot of empathy for anybody who feels trapped. And, like, there were some very revealing parts of it.

And, you know, when you're talking about people's mental health, and well-being and like their lives on the line. It's not funny. So that it was it was challenging to watch at the same time going back to what Sabrina said. I like randomly have found myself in a group of British friends. I have like a very, very close group of British friends and they love the Royals. And they are like down-ass people who are like us. And so I do acknowledge that I don't understand what it's like to be British, I don't get the whole thing. Because similar to what Megan said in there, when she went into it, she thought that it was like kind of like just dealing with celebrities, but it was not.

I don't, before the show started, just completely being open with you guys, I turned to Sabrina and asked if the guy's name was Brian. I don't know the names of the people in the, I don't even know the family at all. I watched the crown and I still don't even remember. I like the crown, by the way. But I don't, I didn't even remember. I like that Oprah watched the crown too. I like that she tried to throw that in there and they were like, we're not doing this Oprah.

Yeah. It was hard to watch because I truly don't understand. I don't get it when they're feeling trapped or when they talk about how it's the firm and the system and, you know, that all the words they use for this corporation, I don't get it. So I can't pretend to because I don't understand. I'm just like, what is what? I really don't get it. I did not watch the Ober interview, but I think I under my understanding of not being British

is that the royals are actually just sort of a symbol. Like it just seems like they are like something that the, it's something that they have and that they sort of look to. And hard times it's been good to have the queen get on the old radio at the time and say like, you know, she like, oh, she did an address at the beginning of the pandemic about how hard this was going to be and etc. I think for somebody who doesn't grow up in that, it is hard to understand it.

But I feel like there's, I feel like there's just so many other layers without having seen this interview about the way that the British press received. Yes. So, yes. On being royal. Because like,

it's pretty, it's pretty amazing that royals who basically made the king, made, the king abdicate, King David abdicate because he was getting married. a woman that had been divorced who was yeah in America like that they that this this wedding did not get canceled so something's happening within the royal family that this and I don't again I'm not I did not see it so I can't I think agreeing with I watched I watched part of it parts of it I want to watch the whole thing and it's I think that's like the worst criminal of this all is the press and like this is

when the people are like racism where and it's like if you look at how every other person has been treated they haven't been treated great by the press but no one's been treated the way that Megan Markle has been treated by the press. I mean, it is so disgusting and disturbing. And I'll say this, I respect the queen in a lot of ways. You know, Nelson Mandela was one of her best friends. That says a lot. Nelson Mandela is one of the greatest people that's walk the earth. But what she's several times read the interview how much she loves the queen. Several times. Yeah, I was about to see. Yeah. I said, so I think the queen does a real, is the only one who does her job. And then the rest of the family is socialites, you know, who's not, they don't act

in family. You know, family protects one another. The moment she was stepping into the family, they should have all been like, if you press, write anything about her, then there'll be problems. You think they don't have the power to shut them down? They absolutely have the power to shut them down. And I feel like no one protected her. So in that sense, it was really crazy. I think the poise that she held during the entire interview says something. I think she's always stayed classy. I think Megan Markle is a really incredible women. But I don't think we know, we just can't fully understand how things went down there.

We're just not there. It's Sabrina, a question for you, because you watched the whole thing, and if either of you, I saw this clip question for you, but obviously the big point of contention of the interview is about the moment that both Megan and,

and Harry, Harry speak about the, who the fuck's how in your oxy? Megan and Harry speak about their baby being born and there being a conversation with a member of the family saying, what will that baby look like, implying what happens if their skin color is darker? And so they don't say who that's with. I saw Perez Hilton tweeted out.

And by the way, Christian's going to kill us for this conversation. Definitely please give us money. But they will see us tomorrow, guys. Cancel the rest of the week. Perez tweeted out and was like, she's obviously talking about the queen, right? My assumption is she's obviously talking about Charles, right? Yeah.

That's what I was thinking. That's what I thought. It's been like notoriously. I mean like Charles has been notoriously bad. Like I don't know. But also I feel like even just the dynamic that the royal family has always had, I just feel like if you're like a white British citizen, you support them. And if you're like a minority British citizen, you don't because they don't really fight for a lot of your rights.

And that's why something like that is not even surprising. like they just they just don't advocate for like diversity they don't include anything it's always just like prim and proper and super caucasian and that's what's wild Sabrina that somebody in the chats of that too and half of my British friends are black so I I don't even know but I don't understand so I can't pretend to understand what's like to grow up British with the royals I don't understand speaking of oh sorry we're I'm gonna we're gonna put a pin in this real quick Sabrina I'm sorry I cut you off but we'll come back to it but speaking of royalty. Ryan Nilsston is royalty. Oh my goodness. How'd it go, Ryan? That was a beautiful

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I got Masterclass because of this. I got it from my parents, but I gotta tell you, you go through the list. You're like, what am I going to watch first? I know. So many people. I know. I'll honest to God watch Steph Curry wipe his chubby butthole. You like that he's going to teach me out of dribble.

You know what I am. Speaking of rumors, I do want to clarify. I've been asked to clarify. Skybound will not be chopping. off anyone's nipples. Oh. And everything, all of the calls, just so that we're very clear, all of the calls that we said Christian gave us, they are all untrue.

Please tell me that you actually got text about that. I'll be so happy. I did not get a text about it, but I got, but I got a chat about it. But by the way, let's check our total. Let's check our total. Let's check our total. Count it up. Let's check our stuff. Five, are we still at 531, Ryan?

Is that right? 536. 536. Okay, so we know at least today, Steph's going to, me how to wipe my tushy with fakes on. That's actually a masterclass. Oh, I mean, I'm surprised you haven't seen it's an eight episode course. We start with the redmail of the toilet paper.

Yeah. You see eight episode course. Yeah. It's eight episodes. So although today the week will only include five days of us here, perhaps I can speed up the lessons and squish them into five days as opposed to eight. I feel like before I get the text, I should also clear. text. I should also clarify it's not actually part of your masterclass description.

Should you get masterclass? No, I have masterclass. I love it. I agree with you, Kate. There's so many classes you can do. It is kind of overwhelming. And then you start one and you're like, okay, actually I'm obsessed with this. Obsessed. Shout out to Andre Pierre, who says master ass. Yeah. I want that to be my bio. Masterclass on master ass. Speaking of master ass, Marzonia, you still there, guy? Yeah. Great. He said, yeah.

Yeah. Alex, what else do you want us to talk about today? What a do, Kate? What a do? It's actually penitone. I didn't watch the Oprah interview, but I just want to say, be nice to people and eat some marmaladey, motherfucker. We, you're fucking adorable. That was so cute.

Even when you say, mother. By the way, I didn't realize. so we lost Alex Paddington showed up I hope Alex comes back because I want to know if there's another new story he needs us to cover but I mean I guess guys pray for Alex wherever he is because he uh because Paddington wow came in hot there too Alex can you come back here okay coming in Pattington all right I have some stream labs for you guys fantastic I do fantastic I do I also want to hit $700 today so that we can all that want me back that I need I need I need sorry I need see see This is my rocks. This is my Raxx. He's a better host than me. Stay on. Stay on, nipples.

Our nipples are safe, but we still need to hit that goal. Yeah, we need to play out. I was like, she's kidding. She's kidding. She's kidding. She's just, it's a bit. It's all a bit. But she said.

You're like, so some streamlapse. All right. I'm going to draw from last weeks. I apologize if I already read them. I forgot to say where I left off. But anyways, 50 shades. Sorry, ladies.

Two Shmobots is all. all I can afford. I just made a big investment. I need to conserve my money for a while. I still love you all. Please don't hold it against me. Think you can reach the goal without me? Happy International Women's Day. Thank you. And we did. Yes. Thank you, 50 Shades. Next one from Matt Chapman. The show is incredible. I love you ladies. Kate is one of my favorite people on earth. She should host more often. Well, guess what? Oh, agreed. How about this week? How this week? Pac-Man Dwayne says, hey, Steph, don't sell yourself short. You really got good comedic timing it's hard to teach people that really think about when y'all back on the road i definitely would

pay to see you try would definitely pay to see you try trust me mark will give me five minutes set trust trust me mark will give you a five minutes set the world girls i've talked about stand-up comedy and it scares the shit out of all of us but you guys really though i mean the three of you are just there's just such chemistry there would you guys ever do um forget stand-up but would you ever do a live show like would like if yeah yeah rocks it's traveling if roxy's traveling for schmodeown she's going to be in atlanta for one of her players or whatever would like the world girls be like oh we're going to take advantage of being able to travel would you guys do it that's what we want to be that i think like that is definitely where we would want to be doing the show

mostly live that's fantastic we we are not stuff is probably much better than me but the other day we because we We have this marathon coming up. Shout it to all of you guys. With part of it. Yeah, I know. Everyone here is going to be a portion. So anyway, we have... A rich guy donated $30.

Hey, SCN mom as if you all had all the money in time in the world, what would you cosplay at a comic com? Have always wanted to cosplay but just never get around to thinking of something. Hashtag yes, yes, queens. Yes, Queens. Um, does cosplay have to? to be um i want to go back to this world roll thing but does it have to be sexy no not at all why why do you thinking i'm thinking i'm thinking java oh my god yes expensive that's a lot of material well that's what

they said i could i could i'd be prisoner lea and sit on your lap i definitely want to do it now i think if i had all the money and access in the world it'd be so dope to be a So Katano, but if I, yes, it would be amazing also to be legless because I think, I think he's the sexiest and it would be fun. You definitely sound like you said legless. And I'm like, I don't know if that's considered cosplay. Legless, the hottest archer of all time. I'm with you now.

Back me up. Did anyone else hear her say? I would like to be legless. Yes, but it clicked. I live with Brandon Hannah. So the Lord of the Rings reference. come on. Good.

Studying. I like to hear it. I've always on my list of like expensive ones that I can't afford that one to hope to afford are like a sick Betty Boop one. Jessica Rabbit. Oh. Like full blown. And poison ivy. But I keep waiting for that one because I want to do it so well.

And all the poison ivy costumes online are kind of like garbage. so, uh, and, yeah, they are. That's some. I get it. But I want to be like wrapped in fucking plants. Have you seen holes? You'd have to be custom. How much do you think that costs probably so much money? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That will, hey, if you have all the money. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I just can't not now, but one day.

One day. One day. I'm going to stream labs in. Uh, I would do Mystique, full body paint. Yeah. Yes. Nips out that entire thing, like gems across my, ooh, that would be You see so weedy? Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, my God. It looks so good. Yeah.

I envisioned that for you, too. That was a good question. That was a good question, but also your nips would be out because skybound, again, is not going to tap her nymphos off. So it was just a bit. You don't know. I don't ever want to find out. We don't we not ever know if we get to 700.

Oh, double down strier is amazing. I have never not doubled down on anything in my life. Anything. it's unbelievable. She's 10 toes and claws down. Labs did these wonderful people send to us when we've made that incredible goal happen. 50 shades of geek said, Sabrina, that guy was right. You do have beautiful eyes and a beautiful voice too.

And before you ask, no, that wasn't me. I don't have the courage to speak to women face to face, especially one as beautiful as you. Oh, thank you. That is so, is that Brandon Hannah? That's my new boyfriend. You got to worry. You got to worry about that. Yeah.

All right. Alex. Yes, 50 shades of geeks says. Question for Kate. If you're naming one of them, Bonnie and the other one summer bill, does that technically make them the New York Giants?

Sorry, I'm so sorry. Oh, I get it. I think I was talking about my boobies, right? Yes. They, listen, I'll tell you what,

the stars of that last show were Roxy's milk jugs. Oh, yeah, that's Fox. Really? I'll tell you what. You got something going for me. You could play. prisoner lea that's all i'm going to say yeah sweet thank you oh my god alex oh my god the pause the pause

i'm sorry alex Alex Alex keep going i'm just letting it letting it for you what you're letting it what's just for you're letting it once simmer just for you rocks oh okay says this morning because I've had a pain in my chest all day y'all are awesome oh a pain P-A-N-E P-A-N-E oh a window pain window pain I get it I get it I get it I get it a window pain just gonna stand

don't give it away for free you guys get to hear us all harmonize when we hit when not if when we hit seven hundred Alex, don't make there be an awkward pause now go. Okay, Leonard Kim says, hello everyone. I hope you're all having an amazing day so far. It's wonderful to see you hanging out on this entertaining stream, and this should have happened sooner. Any show slash movie recommendations from anyone?

Shout out to the awesome world girls. Yay! Oh, did you guys want to plug your marathon that's coming up? Oh, it's on the 21st, but what were we talking about that I was going to say about it? It wasn't just to plug it. About going, you were saying Steph more than, we were talking about being live. Oh, so we were talking about there's one possible segment we were thinking about doing. So I was like, I don't know how to tell a joke though.

Like I really don't know how. And so I tried. And Doreena just goes, that was really bad. No, that was really bad. I was like, okay. So I guess we're not doing that. But this also, though, for the rest of the rest of it. record though you are it's not that you are unfunny like maybe the structure of a joke but like i don't know how to do dude you

returning to the bit of yelling for your significant author who is not that like that is that is comedy you can you can nail comedy roxy like this the structure of a joke i am unclear on and so i don't get how you guys do that like i i i for somebody who's listened to a lot of comedy i don't get i never know when it's coming Hey, where can we find your masterclass? You can find my masterclass at masterclass.com backslash S-E-N-Live for 15% off the 15% What is it? I don't want to miss it. But yeah, you could because in my masterclass is just eight, eight courses on the talking about how your vagina used to be so much better than it is.

It's any vagina's great, Kate. Thank you. Any vagina. That's so true. That is facts. She can't even. You know what? You're right.

Yeah, she's like, actually. Actually, let me just say, I got it. I got to be bomb in. Imagine if you didn't know what a vagina felt like. That's wild. I mean, I sort of don't. Do you know what I mean? Like, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know what you mean. Well, like, I can't, I don't know what it feels like. No, I did what you're saying. I don't know what it feels like to be. I did. As yet not. My penis has never been inside. My P has never been inside a V, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

Because you got no V. In conclusion, all Pussies be something. In conclusion, in conclusion, all V's are great. Nothing is real. Alex. Pithishy's Geek says, I love that Ryan and Alex are basically hiding under the table, keeping quiet, waiting for permission to speak. Still applies today. First chance reaction says,

Great show today, ladies, really enjoying it. Great to see Bonnie again. Still applies today. Still. The Shades of Geek says, Alex is too cool to lose his shit over not getting to the stream lives, and that's why we all love him. Thank you.

We do love him. We do love him. The Shades of The Geek says, I love this edition of the Simps Entertainment Network. Best episode ever. And we're all the Sims for Kate. Oh, yeah. Yes.

Sabrina. Just to clarify. You just. Total Turtle donated $100. This energy all day, every day. Let's go. Go. As a calf, am I right?

As a calf. I mean, it's really important for me to announce that we are $29 away from keeping all of our nipples. You are funny. You are funny. You know what your funny is? You know what, Roxy? I think we're going to have to, I think the world girls are going to have to take a, give dead pan a whirl.

Because I actually think that's what you're a gift is. Oh, yes. I structured that joke. So here's how I structured it. I thought of it and then interrupted everybody else to say it. You've got the sandwich. I see that you've taken my masterclass. Just wedged it in with force.

Listen, comedy is not good. if you don't force it. I just talked over. I just talked over Ryan's soundbite. It slipped. Oh, give us that trap again. Up my ass, you go, ready, I am. Oh, that's Roxy.

Is that me? That is Roxy Stryor. Up my ass, you go, ready I am. And just... Wow, sounds like an invite. An invitation. 50s of a geek donated $29. Thank you, 50s.

Save the nipples, save the world. Thank you. We hit that karaoke goal, y'all. Very important. We hit it? We hit it. Woo! Fantastic.

You guys, we are going to hit Acon smack that. But you know what, guys? Let's not stop there. Let's keep those donations coming in. Let's keep them coming in. We still have the 37 minutes. How did that math work out for me? 37 minutes of the show left.

Let's show Christian that he will not lose money. Guy Bess. not lose money by having us host guys let's keep those donations coming in yes we are like the female superhero movie that comes out in every studio is like we can't take a risk on this because it's too much behen and we're like is it too much behen no we give you plot we give you character development we're giving you action sequences everything is great like we are not coming at this half ass and we have to make we're making a franchise we want to be fast nine so like we want to be totally exposing this franchise in all corners of the realm.

Thank you. Every which way, shape, form, crevice. Yes. There'll be a Sabrina and Brandon spin-off. There'll be a Kate and Brett play date spin-off. There'll be a World Girl spin-off. There'll be a Ryan and Alex stay hidden spin-off. Yeah.

And in some of those spin-offs, we'll teach you whose vagina drips and then he does not. Trip, drip. Listen, I just want everybody to remember when you say drip, drip, drip for swag this or swag this year, you know what you're saying. You know what you're saying. You're just, you're basically honoring me. Okay. You are, yeah, you're honoring the wop and that's a lot. If I'm peekaboo-puss, are you drippy badge?

I am. I am. Listen, do you think you could keep anything in the Sarlack pit if you turn a it upside down right and i'm hearing you i also feel kate like that could be our rap duo name is drippy dash oh 10010 no no dollars today just compare your pussy to the starlight pitch things have gone in and never come out you know except bobafe you have goat pussy you have the goat pussy you have the goat pussy if you have a sarlag pit pussy once you go in there's no coming out bro we drip visage and we're here to say that's what we're going to do okay today i'll tell you what roxy today you and i freestyle rap at a thousand dollars if we eat a thousand you and i freestyle rap at a thousand i was thinking don't you think yeah Sabrina and i will backup dance yeah it is okay

yeah yeah exactly oh um you know i'm gonna i'm gonna drop some as a kef as a boss We are the girls that make you go I'm saying That was actually fire Save it Okay save it For free right now Grippy dad's keeping it for free right now

I'm like right it Okay Let me let me introduce you too If that happens I'm introducing you to Like as a DJ that throws you up on stage And Sabrina and her bike shorts Is gonna hit up the back of that room so we can

whoa flow with it see her flow with it okay Alex there was something else you were going to tell us

and it was Igor Rendick said I'm doing my part thank you Magnus Thoris said let's get this over the finish line and we finished

here's Johnny thanks for a great show today here's what I can give for a week of this love you all thank you so much JJ Winner said only Alex

is going to read this so hi Alex hi Jake thank you Teresa Sky said, I wish I had more money. You are all amazing. Oh, thank you. Zeeby says, for the ladies, adore you all.

Thanks. I'm scrolling up, scrolling up. I love being ignored. The best word when somebody's like, I adore you. Adore you, too. I adore you too. Adore. It's so full.

It's so 3D. All encompassing. When you adore, you drip, drip, drip. You drip. Oh. trip trip I cannot believe I forced Winston to change swags

swag's long line this year now I'm just waiting for that group text yeah I'm just waiting for that text The hell All right moving on to today Pinky my Winky says hello everyone Hope you all had a great weekend I just saw Judas in the Black Messiah and loved it

I think it showed the flaws and the strengths of both sides in a balanced way without being preachy and it doesn't forget to differentiate Was right or wrong One of Kate's kiddos needs to be dressed as boba fed for Halloween. They survived the Salick pit after all. So true.

That was a bar. That was good. Travis, that was good. You know what? You're right. I've got two bobas. All right. They came out.

That's what she said. One of them's boba. One of them's boba's armor. Armour. Armour. Okay. Pussy O'Connell says, Hello people, can I ask y'all for some thoughts or advice about something

since y'all ladies are all here with lover boy, Alex, and Jamal? Okay, so me and a couple of friends had a gathering during the weekend, and we had a few drinks, so I went with my little sis and our childhood friend that we've known since we were kids. She's kind of like a best friend. So during the weekend, after several shots of Captain Morgan, L.O.L, the guy who invited us asks if I want to switch seats with me, if he wants to switch

if I want to switch you want to proceed yeah yeah yeah he sits beside her due to being tipsy they get a little touchy with each other and I don't know why I got a little jealous I keep telling myself that it's just infatuation you SOB but it took me a couple of days

to get over it so what is this I'm confused I've got some thoughts yeah Kate yeah Kate I think first of all you're still thinking about it so even though you say you're over it you're not I think this is some

Ginny Weasley stuff. This is Ginny Weasley watching Cho Chang with Harry Potter. And yes, Harry Potter's the family friend. But that's tough in those early, like, you can just see every time he says like, oh, they kissed or whatever. You can see, like, she gets so disappointed. There's, but there's a couple of things here, too. The other issue is if it's, if you see this person as a family friend, but also as

like a little sister, that is also, that's like not the same as infatuation or having a crush on somebody. that is a protective thing where you feel like this guy, there's two things that could be happening. Could be that like, this guy's doing the thing I wish I was doing, or I wish this guy wasn't doing that thing to that person I care about. So you have to sort of figure out which it is. Are you, did you not want him to be doing that to her,

or did you want to be doing that with her? That's my thought. Roxy, Sabrina. Thank you, pussy. Are you drawing facts? I draw back. This is a tough one. It's a tough one.

as somebody who my best fan my mom's best friend son and I uh cross those lines we grew up together we called we like grew up like cousins we used to say and then we were no one day we were no longer like cousins and instead we would love a boy's so it was um and it did not work out and that is really really challenging to navigate so what i will say is that like i wouldn't on a whim if you're not sure how you're feeling. Do some inner searching to figure out how you're feeling before you like tests the waters because you it will definitely change a bit of a family dynamic. So if you're not sure then I think let it breathe. Try to like push down your ego because it might just be your ego that's upset because maybe it's like, well, if she's into somebody, she should be into me or

anything along those lines. Give yourself a little bit of space and time. And if it's meant to be, then you can try to tackle that in a little bit. Can I ask, did it when you're sober? Yes, that is also true. Because you were, you were drunk at the time. So think about it long and hard then. That's a really good point. Raxxie, can I ask, did it, sorry, did it affect your, your mom's relationship with her best friend? So unfortunately, my mom was already dead. And so it was, it was really challenging because, um it this my mom's best friend is like the closest thing that i have to a mom and so she like has been amazing about it and rides for me no matter what but it was like definitely a

not cute messy not great situation at the end there that um i i try to step and i have this conversation all the time about like whether you regret things in life or not i don't believe in no regrets i have a bigillion in one regrets i don't know that this is is one of them, but I do know that like, if you, if hindsight is 2020, if I knew it wasn't going to work out, it probably wasn't the cutest idea. Right, right. Do you, can I ask you, I'm going to keep going. We're going a little deep here because this is what's, this is what's amazing about women.

We're multifaceted. We can make some jokes. We can have some real conversations. Do you find that you, with the loss of your mother, do you find that there is something very appealing about the person, like, I know somebody who ended up with a guy. who had um her mother died when we were 29 and uh this she ended up with this guy who knew her mom from being and from acting with her and do you find that there's something like was was that part of the allure of that was like that the person you the person that ends up being your person

you want them to have known your original person like definitely there's so the guy that I um dated before Ben who you guys all know Ben Goddard, Ben Goddard, yep. We've all dated Ben Goddard. Beautiful, best. Oh, yeah, Sabrina, you especially. Yeah, no, yeah. And Bonnie, Bonnie especially.

Yeah. Well, Ben gets around. He's like the town bike. So, I wish. Correct. The guy that I dated before that, who actually I'm going to his wedding in a couple of months, we are very close friends. But he was my high school sweetheart, and then we dated through college.

and my mom was like so obsessed with him. And he was incredible to her. And so we dated for a really long time. And he was, it was just super not right. He, it just was never, we were dating long distance and whatever. And I was like so obsessed with staying with him because I was like, if it's not him, I'm not going to be with somebody who met my mom. Who met your mom?

And so that's just my reality that I'm in now is that like there's a 99% chance that I end up with somebody who just never met my mom. and that sucks. You know, that sometimes you just have to like, that's just the truth. So I would like to be with somebody who I feel like she would like, and I think I have a good sense of that. But unless I end up like, I don't know, finding somebody from my preschool who ended up moving to Los Angeles who I've been out of touch with for 20 years,

it's very unlikely that I find somebody. So, but it's super not a reason for anybody who's in that situation, which a lot of you guys have dead parents, which I've learned through all your DMs, I appreciate. Anybody in that situation is just like really not a good reason to stay with somebody. That's, yes. I think that's a huge takeaway.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, this friend that I was talking about, she also is not marrying this man. They have two children together, but she's like, I can't imagine. I do not want a wedding without my mom there. She's like, I just, there's no point for me. I don't think I'll have one either.

Really? Yeah, I don't think I'll have one either. And, yeah. even with your sister i it's like just every everything without her i i don't mean to say it sound this like and for other people who experience different things you do you and i'm so happy if you don't feel this way but everything without her sucks yeah so like why planning events without her it's just so glaring that it's like why and maybe and one day i might not feel this way i also have mixed feelings on weddings in general just how expensive they are and and paying for that myself would be like

a nightmare but um everything without her is like setting myself up for failure because no matter what it is like any accomplishments i have i feel awful about them yeah so it's not like when you lose somebody that's like your number your person you like almost don't even want to achieve things because without them it sucks so yeah yeah the wedding thing i totally get where your friends coming from it's kind of just like that to each their own and some people don't feel that way and like that's fucking awesome well i love how you share that the rocks because there's so many people who you know never get to hear people like you speaking on their experiences and how they feel and so it like fills the void of what they're thinking because there's so many people that just have no idea how to

think what feels okay what is okay but you make it seem like it's like whatever it is for you it's okay this is just me yeah That's the real. I really, you guys know I'm a very, I try to live very logically. And so like, that's my reality. And some people have it so much worse than that. Like I talk to people who are sliding my DMs all the time about their, we call it DPC, Dead Parents Club. And they are dual DPC, which in my fucked up family, we call that you're the president of the club, which like, you're people who are orphans so young. And then there are people who have lost their siblings. And then there are people who have lost their children, you know, like they're just, and multiple and there's just so many

horrific situations. I'm not sitting here being like, this is the hardest thing because I'm the only one who has a parent who's dead. It's not like that. It's just like a wedding would feel so, so strange. I also think there's like a really important distinction to be made because I think it's very clear that you're not speaking from that place. And I think the truth is that when you, when we acknowledge that there are things that are hard for us in our own lives, we're not saying we have things hard where it's not there's there's no comparison here you were just being honest with us about the way you feel about something and if somebody if somebody says like i have it worse than that then that's something that they're hearing themselves because it's very clear to me

roxy that you were just coming from an experience i asked you these questions you shared with us so to me it's like yes of course of course we have all of the perspective that whatever is happening in our lives there's somebody that's having something harder happen there's no question about that But I sort of feel like when we don't let ourselves say, like, this is hard for me. That's such a disservice to yourself. So like if you said, like, I shouldn't feel this way because people have it harder. No, that's like that is what you've been dealt. That's the thing that fills you up.

My sister said this great thing once about in science, like a test tube. You take a test tube and it can be any size test tube. But if you fill it up with a gas and close it, the gas fills the test tube no matter what size it is. So like imagine that your grief, your sorrow, whatever. Some people have bigger test tubes. It's going to fill you up. Some people, and by the way, your test tube, Roxy, that grief is so much bigger than mine. Like, no question.

Like right now, like that you, that the size of your test tube is the shape of your mother, I still have both of my parents. Like so, but I'm not going to say like, well, it was hard for me when I had a miscarriage, but it shouldn't be because Roxy lost her mom. And that's obviously, no, like that filled me up. So PSA to anybody out there, whatever it is that you're going through, if it fills you up, if that, it doesn't matter what anybody else is going through. Take care of yourselves. Keep putting one foot in front of the other and keep acknowledging those feelings that you're having. Yeah, definitely.

I love that test tube analogy. That's really beautiful. Thank you for sharing Roxy. Yes, thank you. No, it's really beautiful to talk about how like these life experiences and everybody know that they're not alone with whatever that they're feeling. And, you know, it's, yeah, it's, it's, it's just really important. Yeah.

Yeah. It's so crazy because, like, it, people don't think about it in their day to day because why would they think about that? But it's, like, constant in every relationship I have, every friendship I have, every guy that I date, every. Ben Goddard. With Ben Goddard, it was a deal breaker. It was a deal breaker.

And that was a tough pill to swallow. I can't tell you what he said to me, but it wasn't right. It had to do with nipples and skybound, I'm sure. It had to do with my nipple. We're going to get in trouble. It really. Ben Goddard, don't you talk about my nipples? Ben Goddard just got so uncomfortable.

He said what I said. He woke up in a cold sweat. He's like, he's like everywhere. I'll never forget. I'll never forget what you said, Goddard. Ben Goddard woke up like this. Hold on.

I'll be right back. oh yes three must know one for the audio listeners the count a bit with her hair where it was sticking out all over that is me every morning i'm like digging your hair like this kind of yeah this is i don't know if you guys know about this this is what step and i call the the martha washington no way you could do this in the pool Yes, what? Yes. How did we all do this?

Always, because we were weird. And we didn't even know, we didn't even know who Martha Washington was and we're like, look, Mom. How did we all grow up in different parts of the country and definitely in different decades? And all play Martha Washington in the pool. I think I played George Washington. Oh, did you? I play George Washington, too. Yeah, I don't think.

Maybe I just changed it to Martha because I was like, what about the woman? Yeah, we'll officially change it to Martha going forward. Martha! But also, if I want to be George, then I can be George. Yeah, but like... And Ben Goddard. Thank you, Ben Goddard. You want wood teeth and stolen teeth, then you can be George Washington.

In bed, Ben Goddard never let me be George Washington. And you guys let that sink in. You think about that and how that could really mess with somebody. Finish first, or you finish? glass, Ben. Thank you, pussy. I love that right now. Everyone is trying to figure out if the code is for Bateman or not. Like, if she's actually saying things now, everybody's like, was this true? I'll never tell.

Sharing it out. I love it. It's just like, oh, it's about Goddard. It's a joke. Bateman still has some nipples collected in a jar. And it's even I would like my nipples back. The one thing you still have. This is the last time we're going to ask us the girls are pulling up. Skirt, skirt, right on you. I'm learning how to drive for this. Yes, okay.

Sabrina's getting her license for this, bitch. We're coming up in a four-wheel drive. So fucked up of you. Oh, skirt. Oh, man. Oh, what was it? I feel like Ben Baitman had something to say, what was it, Alex? Well, if the shit, the geek says, so how long?

Sorry, I got him confused. Sorry. Jumping the gun there. He donated later. 50 shares a geek says, so how long before someone in this community? is going to change their username to Trottle the Torto. I think it already happened.

Dr. Strange going through a portal. Dagan says, hyped for a full week of S-E-N with these amazing ladies. Let's fucking go. Us too. Let's do this. Fucking go. And guess what? My birthday's going to be on Wednesday

with all of y'all. It's going to be so great. Jeff, subura, support the straw. The straw. Wait, is that the 11th? That's also Peggy Gubbin's birthday, 10th. Oh, okay.

I think Peggy. Okay. No, anyway. Kate, good at math. Sorry, sorry. So back to the test tubes in science class. Can you believe that we're not even close to $1,000? They didn't want a year from drippy badge.

I got to tell you, I, and listen, I got to tell you, I gave, I gave a sample. I know. Yeah. No, like you gave a sample that shouldn't have been. least or leaked because it was so fire. And I'm shocked. Rippy badge. I'm shocked.

I'm shocked. And it was like a sample and quest diagnostics was like, no, we don't want this. We don't need the sample. Don't do it to us, right? Y'all, 50 shades of geek says hashtag nothing is real. Oh. Keep it going. Wouldn't you say that making more fast and furious movies is kind of like feeding a dead

horsepower. Oh wait. Ben isn't on the show today. Never mind, forget I said anything. Thank you for the shade. We, it's so crazy because Alex is legit good. So when he goes into that, it's like, oh. So he's Flynn Manuel.

Yeah. He's so good. Oh, I can't eat. Popcorn is. Hi, oh, is it political? Yeah. Is it political to get into the Harry and make an interview because that was juicy? That was juicy.

We did. We did get in. Yeah, I'm glad that Kate, you had to back up. I just had to. I just repeat access. What did you say about the juice? Is there anti-summitism? Yeah, what is a bus?

What? Juice e what? Oh, gosh. He drunk off the deuce is what he said. Off the deuce. And he just took that do. And then watch Steph's masterclass about the nails. Oh, actually, I still need that masterclass.

Keep going, Ryan. We'll keep getting through these, so I can watch so we can see Steph wipe her. It's her. It's Alex. Alex. Sorry, guys. I don't. You know what?

All men are the same to me. Yeah, that's true. Including Papa's chubby butthole, who says, We just thought the name is funny. But love you, Roxy, for doing the deep dive into the meaning of our name. Sincerely, Papa's Chubby Buttle. If you've got a chubby bubble on a deep dive all day. That's our.

Who do we think these people are? They say, we just thought it was a funny name. Our are calling these people. Jews. Alex, what else? 50 chance of geek says, if you have a Lego figure of legalists and you remove its legs, is that a legless Lego legalists? Oh, I forgot again.

Ben's not on the show. I'm sorry. Listen, but I appreciate it all the same. I definitely heard legless. I told him with Brandon, Hannah. Andre Porter says, Hey, everyone, and happy international Wednesday to all of you. Have you watched the trailers for the Snyder of the five so far?

My favorite is The Flash. What's yours? The Flash was good. Yeah. I have not. I like Superman's too. Wow, Kate, you didn't? Wow.

Wow. Wow. The Snyderverse is going to come get you. Oh, wow. They're already. They're already, man. because I'm like, it's not a cut if you reshot. We're already mad about that.

I actually can't be on screen with you if you're going to talk about that. I'm so scared. Yeah, they're worse than the beehive. Like, no one's touched the beehive and the arianonators. Like, those are the crazy ones. And then the Snyder cut folk were like, hold my fucking beer. I will drive you. The barbs.

They even surpassed them. Yes. They, yeah. God. What are, what would the, what would the fan of women hosting S-E-N be called? The senators. The Pouss. The Pouss.

Thank you. Martha Washington. The divine secrets of Martha Washington and what I'm supposed to say. Baxie, if you had said that, so I'm just, I'm really going to give you these comedy things. If you had said like, Martha Washington's, it wouldn't have been as funny as you're just going, Martha Washington. Like, I only do have one note. Yeah, it's this one. This is the note.

Martha Washington. Like vocal fry. But yours isn't vocal fry. That's actually your tone. That's actually your voice. It's Rossby. It's listed. If for $1,000 we'll get Roxy at the patch and she'll quit smoking.

Guys, I'm trying. Are you going to help me or not? First you try to cut off my nipples. Then you try to convince me to stay a smoker. It's like seven, like the fine. scene what's in the box it's just all of our nips yeah then the bottom it says owned by Ben I whoa boy I feel like who's gonna give Bateman and Goddard the heads up on the show

no one no okay okay they have to watch any nine after what they did to me yeah Alex keep the roll and Adrian Bailey says highlight these, Roxene's that great show last night. Love the World Girls. Subscribe for good times. To my birth to your twin, Kate, you are doing a great hosting today. Thank you. Sabrina, you're cool as always. Subscribe to First Cut for Good Times

also. Yes. Thank you. Sabrina, can you give us an update on RB3? He is out of my life. How's he doing? RB3 is doing great. He's living life. He's working hard. Doing a lot of creative stuff, really putting his talent to good use. Not that he wasn't on this show, by the way.

But like he's producing a lot of stuff. So it's super exciting. But yeah, we have a lot of stuff on first cut coming, like the Twilight commentary. And that's a perfect way to get your RB3 fix. Oh, good. I just, I just missed that little angel. PC donated $20. You ladies are killing it, but that's nothing new.

Pisces are lovely people. Kaiser's birthday just passed and it's the beast birthday today. Pisces are awesome. wait whose birthday today? Oh, it's the beast. William Bibiani. Oh, God. And also, Kaiser wished me a happy birthday.

I did not know I was supposed to wish him one. I'm a horrible human. Kaiser, writing it down. Okay, Alex. You're too famous for us, Kate. I was packing. I was packing up. When we moved into my parents' house,

my sons and I decided we were going to leave something in every single room in their house. So I had to go back around and collect them all. So I was not doing good communicating. I apologize. Did you just collect our nips in the box? It's a nip in the box. I want you guys to know that we all did the show together on Tuesday. Kate Lake 15 times reminded us it was her birthday the next day, which was a Wednesday.

I at 12.46 a.m. on Thursday morning texting Kate, appellate saying me missing both your and Brett birthday by 45 minutes is a travesty. I couldn't have begun to text you more times today. My bad mama. Love you. Miss you. Really want to kiss you. Hope it was a decent one.

She did not respond. Oh, I know. Oh, okay, Raxie, hold on. I want to kiss you. Okay. Alex, you keep playing. So to this moment, I'm still concerned. Are you, yeah, you don't know if I made it back to L.A. safely.

Oh, I don't know if you're okay with me. I'm, I, oh, I am so okay with you. Is it all gone repair, drip, grip, grip? Here's the other thing. My sister and her. My sister and her children moved in on my birthday with us. So we had 10 people living in the house. So my phone and I did not.

connect it all really those couple of days then I had to pack and then also my birthday it was you know sick people have big feelings and so dinner it was a great birthday and then I kind of had to turn it early on my birthday some stuff went down at dinner so I had to turn it early put the kids to bed and was like I'm not going back downstairs and that's what I did so I was already so roxy yeah so roxy I'm okay with you I'm not okay in general yeah Alex what else? What else were you going to tell us about that? Yeah, Pussy O'Connell says, yeah, Miss Mulligan, I guess I wanted to be the one beside her. Because whenever we go somewhere together, because we have a lot of mutual friends,

I'm always beside her, and she always leans on me whenever she had too much. But what annoyed me is that the guy just cuddled with her when they just met for the first time. She cried during that night, not because of what the guy was doing, but she's going through some stuff. And the guy kept cuddling her, and not knowing it. So I guess I just understand her more. Thanks. Yeah, it sounds like you're sort of like territorial about this person too. There's some stuff to unpack there.

I think what Sabrina and Roxy said is good. Really take some time to feel this one out. I don't think it's a bad thing that this guy cuddled her. So if you're thinking that's a bad thing, then I think you also need to realize she's a person and gets to make her own decisions as well and to take that into account. Yeah. Because maybe the reason you're having the issue with it is not because he did

something wrong with because you wished you would. Check out the stereo after show right as soon as the show airs you guys. I'm just reminded to just plug it one more time. Brett Sheridan and Ryan Nelson coming in. Also, if you guys, I mean, honestly, I know we can say it. Everybody misses Brett. Not that we would change a thing about this panel, but of course you miss Brett. So if you miss Brett, go check them on stereo after the show because you got to get your

Brett fixed. This is unnatural to not have Brett on for even a day, let alone five consecutive. So go get your Brett fix. You guys have to live without one for the rest of your life. Would you live without bread or bread? Bread. There's no. I would live without bread.

The band bread. I'm already doing breakfast. Are you going to make it with you? All the bread fans out there. Daph, I'm going to need an answer from you. I would go without bread and it would be really hard. And what would happen was I would end up resenting Brett because although I made the right decision. There won't be a day that goes by where I'm not fantasizing about a baguette.

I'll never beget it. Oh, I'll never forget it. Wow. I'll never forget it, Brett. That could have breakfast and get your bread fixed. That's, oh, see, you could have heard this. You could have heard this freestyle because Alex was going to be our hype man, but you guys snooze on that. That's fine. I understand you had to snooze, but let's let's keep going with these streamlamps. No one wants to see the rap duo. I'm confused. It's fine. 50 Shades of Geeks says, Martha, why did you say that name? I'm going to jump in a superchats from last week because I actually missed those as well.

Movie Fanobi says, Ladies Night and Day. How does this not happen sooner? Kate Keep being a beautiful, funny badass. Welcome back, Bonnie, you're all wonderful. Just got back, just got power back after 11 hours. Have a great week. Steve. Where's the music? Yeah.

Yeah, that beat is hard. I'm not going to lie. That was hard, yeah. Oh, Cooley Hi says, y'all did a fantastic job today. Today was refreshing watching a full lady panel today. I think you all are amazing. Remember to be good or great. Thank you. Peaceful guy donated a lot and didn't say anything.

So thank you. Sally Mercedes says love Winston. Love y'all more. Galeigh host says, I never usually able to get up on time for FCN with a night job. But what an episode to be up in time for. Keep up the great work, ladies. And my job. Cannon Barney says, did y'all say beat Winston?

Consider me in. Love you crazy brads. Thank you. Love her. Love her. I love her. Renetta W. says, Happy Women's Month, ladies.

Sisters, you're killing it. Thank you for the birthday wishes yesterday. Just the correction, Alex. I'm actually 48, not 40, but I'll take it. Agent, nothing but a number anyway. Have a great day. BCD says, I love hashtag SDN women take over. you were kicking ass.

Yes, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. Yes. Oh, that is. Yes. All right, jump into today's stream labs. I mean, super chats. Okay, here we go. Mark Ellis donated.

Thank you again. He says a chortle is a laugh somewhere between a giggle and a guffaw. I know because I used to do stand-up comedy, which was a form of entertainment in the before times. Thank you, Ellis. I love him. On the bars, but good, good. Gekalina Gafal was fun to say.

Mark Daigle says, Happy Woman's Day to you. All, I hope my daughter was as funny as Kate, as hard as working as Roxy, as deep as Sabrina and as confident as Steph. Please rank your toy stories. T.S3 for me. Ooh, that's a remix to the Moulon Rouge.

I'll tell you how I rank them. It goes to one, and then it goes four, and then there's some fun. Because everybody is mad. me because I say I don't like number three. Uh-oh, I'm gonna get in trouble, but guess what? I'm in a bubble. A bubble of people who like me and who know that I am free.

To have my opinions the way I want, and that's all I gotta say. Gen Z does not need Eminem when we have Kate Mulligan. I was so close to throwing ass. I was so close to throwing ass. In five more seconds, I would have broken the headboard. I mean, I have a lot of inner feelings right now because I'm upset because Kate and I agreed that we would. And I gave it away for free. I know.

Yeah, for $1,000 we'd do it together. And then she for free did it alone. I know. I know. So good that I feel like I have to push that down side and just acknowledge the true genius. That's a team player. You guys, but do you agree with my order to one, four, three? No, I don't.

People got so mad at me about it. Yeah. I don't agree with your order, but I do, I do. Wow. Listen, Dripi Vaj is coming for all the emcees out there. You heard it here on SEM Live. Game over. Okay.

Game over. Drip, drip. That's what you could have had. You could have had Raxie and I doing that together. Alex, how many more do we have? Because we actually, we should get their rankings, but also I know we also owe them smack that by ACON. Yeah, we do.

But we have three more left. Jamie John says Marilyn Monroe or Liz Taylor. Who's the better actress? I'm a Maryland person, but I think you could say it either. I say Elizabeth Taylor. Thank you, thank you. Hannah Rose says, wish I had to give, wish I had more to give you, ladies. Thank you very much, though.

Oh, thanks, love. Listen, giving energy is free. I thank you for all those people out there listening that just give your good energy. We love you. Yeah. Holy hi says I want to give Roxy the biggest hug By the way, Roxie Steph and Sabrina All wife and material

Just kick ass human beings, love you all You only didn't say you key Because you already were Yeah But also he knows I'm not wifeing material I mean I think your kids would say otherwise

But No my kids You kids are like actually she's not Actually She's embarrassing and insane You guys just see this thing do it was like a very coy she like put her head down like actually i wanted to make sure i wanted to make sure everybody knew that my nose is awful i just was like why did i do that what you have like a tiny

adorable nose oh child i have like everybody's like oh yeah it goes more this way mine goes more one way too i'm always about everyone's nose is weird nose isn't in ears never stop growing it's they're fucking weird oh mine is like it's like different each angle but you're right so let's Listen, if you didn't gather anything from today, nothing is real and everyone's nose is weird. And every vagina is incredible. That's right. Thank you, Sabrina. There is a third.

Sabrina, yes. Sabrina. Oh, God. Okay. Brian wants to know who's doing ACON. We need a wipe and smack also. Then we need a wipe. Oh, a wipe smack.

Oh, yeah. I feel like I don't know the song well enough to even know what you just said. Okay. How do we, we have to do a sharing a thing? That's right. So if you could do Well wait now you're enabled to share the thing I'll tell you what who knows

Between I'm gonna I'll get something later on in the week Steph Sabrina did either of you know the song? I feel like me and Steph should do it together and harmonize And trade versus okay Who's gonna share their audio? I don't know how to do that Yeah so just Google a karaoke version of the Akon song And then I might get jealous because you guys know I have severe fomo

in life. So I might like to just yeah, we'll just hide me. Honestly, and like here's the thing, I don't plan to not smash this. Like this is going to be, you know, I'm, I'm ready. I just wanted you guys to know because like Sabrina very quickly was like Steph and I are going to do this. And then I felt like the guy who keeps super chatting in that wants to sit with the girl, even though I just said I don't know the song well enough. So like, I'm also here. Wait, I'm in. I need to take what? There are four things. Yes. Computer audio. Sorry, you're talking this on. Okay. part of the song says like shady convict up front. Yes.

Is that to a tune? Yes. He goes from convent. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Okay, I gotta pull up these lyrics too. Okay, are we ready? I mean, Steph.

We are ready, Steph. I was ready for you before I knew you. We can't hear a thing, Steph. Yes, we can, we can. Just turn it down a little if we can. No, turn it up on a little. Come, make, upright. A-Con.

A-Con. Slim shady. I see the one. Could she be that lady? Great question. I feel you creep and I can see it from a shadow. I'm going to jump in my Lamborghini. Maybe you're my place and just kick it like a towel.

And possibly bend you over. Let's back and watch. Make me smack that all on the floor smack that Give me some noise till you get sore smacked that Oh Smack that all on the floor smack that Give me some more smack that Till you get sore smack that

Oh A front shot ready to attack now Pull the parking plot slow with the lack down Comvicks got the whole thing packed now Cappell in the class now watch for down I feel like down Atee and Comey and up with the Mac down

money no problem fucking with that now I feel you creeping I can see you from my shadow wanna jump in my Lamborghini gnawomeni make me go to my place and just like tabo impossibly bend you over look back and watch you smack that man Sabrina's actually good smack that be so much you both are actually good witness we have reclaimed smack that. Thank you all so much, Ryan. Hit that theme song.

Smack that thing? Smack that thing. Thank you all. You all sounded good. You all sounded good. Y'all sounded like you were doing two different songs. I'm not going to lie. It was amazing.

It was like my grandma used to sing. Church songs. Okay. Thank you so much for joining us on this. Our first of five days of all women. all the time on SCN. Thank you so much to Sabrina Ramirez. Roxy Stryor, Stephs, Steph the Straw,

some bra. Wear your faces out. If your face looks good at the end of your life, you didn't wear it out. We love you all. Stay positive. Have a great rest of your day. Goodbye, goodbye.

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