The Kristian Harloff Show - Star Wars Sets Release Dates for New Films! - SEN LIVE #379

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

On today's show, Steph Sabraw hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Ben Goddard, Mark Ellis, and Alex Marzoña to discuss new release dates for the next Star Wars films, more Nintendo animated movies coming, the Superman reboot possibly being a period piece, and Guardians 3 being Gunn's last in the franchise. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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ladies and gentlemen. I am welcome back. It's been today, Pumpshank, Cinco, Van Mayo, whatever you're celebrating today. We're with Phil, and we have such a great crew, such a great show for y'all today. I'm joined, I'm such as abroad, but I'm joined by some really cool people,

and even more people will be joining us later today. We'll start with the SIF himself this morning, but the ever beautiful men. Good morning, everybody. Revenge of the Fifth is upon us. Let's go kill some younglings. Who? Ben said, I have time today.

I woke up and chose violence, as the kids say. Wow. I'm still waking up, though, so I haven't chosen it yet. You were the chosen one, Ben. You were the chosen one. Now you're just going to kill younglings. Well, someone who would never do that because he's just funny and nice and the best person ever is Brett Sheridan. No way.

I woke up every day of my life choosing violence. I don't know what it means. Where does that come from? You got to have to explain that to me later. I think it's a Game of Thrones. Oh, is it? Like do you choose diplomacy or do you choose violence? And I think Circe says, I choose violence.

Love it. Of course, it's a Searcy quote. Alex Marzonia with the best photo behind you. It seems like you're already celebrating early with Grogu. Yeah, Brett, I couldn't find the picture you were referencing, so I just Googled it, and this is a good one,

I'd say. Little baby Grogues. It's excellent. And we have the Wizard of Oz himself, the man behind the camera. Malcolm, what's good? It's over. I have the high ground. No!

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Roll those in. We love to have y'all involved as much as we are involved. We also will be doing, again, ask us anything $20. So anytime you have something that you want to ask any of us, which got really fun last week with the same exact crew. Throw it in. We'll have Mark Ellis joining us shortly and Kate Mulligan herself. And when Kate comes, there will be a surprise in store.

So buckle up and get ready for one hell of a fucking ride today because it's going to be a fun one. It is Cinco de Mayo. It is Revenge of the Fifth. It's a great day. Alex, you want us to get started on our story? Sure, let's do it. So a friend of the schmodeon, Eric Davis, tweeted that we will be having

that new Star Wars movie dates are released, and we got Patty Jenkins' Rogue Squadron arriving on December 22, 2023. An untitled Star Wars movie, perhaps Tycho Waititi's film, arriving on December 19, 2025, and another untitled Star Wars movie arriving on December 17, 27.

So it looks like these are spaced out about every two years, and starting in about two Christmases as well. So, Steph, what do you think of these movie dates? I was just on the Sith Council with Christian and Mike, and we were talking about them. The first two makes sense. I think that's what we expected.

I do think the second one's a Taika. The third one is, why are you announcing that? Ryan Johnson. It's Ryan Johnson's strategy. You think that? I like Ben has ended for myself

but Ryan Johnson just got half a billion dollars for knives out so do you boo boo boo go get your money up stay away from these toxic fanboys like I want it because he's a great director and writer

but I also completely understand and almost don't want him to come back to Star Wars but I do love that we're actually getting some like concrete dates about it That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, I just, the six years away one, I don't know if that could be the Faggy one we've talked about.

Fagie has talked about being involved more in Star Wars and potentially working on a film. That could be it, but it just seems like they're like, we want another thing to announce, so let's add this on. But I am really excited for the Patty Jenkins' squadron movie. I think a lot of people are looking forward to that one, kind of as a Rogue One type where it's a standalone, but is just a solid, film and a lot of, I'm a fan of Patty Jenkins. Brett, are you excited about a movie six years away or? Oh, God, yes. Because when you get to be my age, six years from now is a place that you really want

to start thinking about. But I don't know what I'm more excited about, the Untitled Star Wars movie or the Untitled Star Wars movie. Between these two, I think I'm going to go with the Untitled Star Wars movie. Brett, can you shut the fuck up and suck Disney's dick over this for the love of God? Well, I have to stop. That is calling. I'll be right back, you two.

Can you take, Jesus take the wheel? Oh, yes, yes. I can go at Star Wars for days. So we got, it's 10-10 right now, Brett. We've got to go till 10-20. Okay, okay. Oh, oh, God. I didn't think I'd be alive in 2027.

That seems like an unreal. The guy in the Jurassic Park. We got a special guest. This is a case. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Oh. you want to go back for the shot like do this like you're pretending to talk to dicky

like Shadow Dragon productions donated $20 so question if you take a blue crew does Jet Lee and the twins become a super say in god I just watched that episode and boy was that great from the legend that is the sniper thank you thank you shadow and yeah he becomes um uh he goes a full hero on him when he was like flying and get ready for it. And dad, I know that's not Kate. Who is that? Oh, my name is George Richard Mulligan. And I'm sorry, I know that you are, I believe you're the judge who I got to tell you, I don't know if I agree with it, but you reunited families at the borders.

I thought it was a pretty good policy if we're being honest, but what's your name, sir? What's this joke? I'm an alpha male, George, and the way you're stepping to me is a little aggressive. Okay, okay. You got a lady's name, is that right? I don't know if I trust lady boys. It's Dana, but I am masculine. I drive a truck.

Lady. I'm a judge. I reunified families at the border. Yeah, yeah, I didn't, again, not the biggest fan of that. I'll be honest. not the biggest fan. Where are you coming in from? Chicago. Tell you what, though. Flight in last night was pretty rough.

There was an ass hat in the row in front of me who wouldn't wear his mask on the flight. So what did you say to him? Well, I didn't do anything. But I'll tell you what, the police got him when we pulled into the gate, but that made for a late arrival. I'll tell you what. George, I heard that your shorts are, you wear like really nice shorts. Kate told me.

You know, it's surprising that my daughter, they're actually tied on my daughter. It's a surprise. And they're a size 34. So it's giving, it's giving my daughter a little bit of perspective. This joke is a little bit, uh, it's a little hard on the soul from a daughter, I think. But, yeah. George, for the fans at home and Ben, yes, could you post that picture? of you wearing this outfit.

I got this because I saw the picture like at the amphitheater, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that, but who's the judge? Oh, that's Steph Sabraa's father, Dana, Dana Sabra. I'm Judge Dana Spraw, you can call me your honor, DMS, Don Juan, whatever you want to call it, I am the law. I thought Kate's father in the law like legitimately argued with the judge

about reuniting families at the border or something. but it seems in his lane. No, I am that judge. Yeah, yeah. And under these robes, I'm commando. So that's how you live when you're the honorable. Listen, when you are honorable, you don't do things like a reward people like...

May I approach the bench, Steph? You may have, Ben, what do you have to say? And don't call me Steph, that's my daughter. Dana? Boy, Your Honor. I believe you are leading the witness with that commando quote. So I just wanted to say that. Objection.

Question for you here. A lot of people also don't know that the fans last week paid for this. George, can you explain what happened? Yeah. My daughter, Kate, is on this garbage show called SCN Live. And I don't watch it. She doesn't want me to. The one time I tuned in, there were stories.

I don't want to hear this. I don't need to hear this. Hold on, let me just real quick. I'm waging. There's a clean X in this. Yes, there is! And she uses it. Fuck.

The CDAT guy over there donated $20. Let's get this straight. May 5th is there's always a bigger 5th. People who say Revenge of the 5th can join those who think Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. I'm not saying you think that. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Wow. So, we're by fake Star Wars holidays.

Got it. That robot, it's rude. He doesn't say, excuse me or anything. How's this work? Again. Well, no. George, my daughter, Steph told me, this is why we're doing the dad's takeover today

because Steph told me that you're going to be here today. And I told her she needed to take a seat because she's been a whore. And I can't stand watching her on this show anymore. So I'm taking over as a judge, but the fans paid for this, yes. And that's what happens. They have an interrupting person who just comes in and talks whenever they feel like it. Why do people like this show?

Poop jokes. That's not my thing. That's not my thing. I'll be honest. Hey, Dana. I'll tell you what I really like. You guys heard of this Ken Burns fella? Absolutely.

He has got this documentary on the history of country. music. I could feel myself getting paler as I watched it. Just any pigment in my skin was just freckles started fading. I got that. I mean, it's just. Ben Goddard's pool boy donated $33. Ben. Period. You look a bit tense there boss man. Let me rub their puppies for you. Oh. Oh, wait, I didn't know we were having Jet Lee and the Twins over today. What's a treat. High Squirt Alert, senior. You can call me by your name any day. Okay. Squirt alert. Is that when my daughter goes by these days? Yeah. That track. Even I know that.

That tracks. Dana, do you watch this show? Real question, Dana. I mean, every now and then I pop in and all I hear is cuss words coming out of my daughter's mouth. Okay. And I didn't raise her feel. Upset, truly. I mean, that's why we barely speak. I'm wondering if maybe I don't know at $800 we get her on the phone later today or the imposter date. Should we get, could the imposter, I heard there's an imposter George running around town. Is there a possibility you could FaceTime him? Oh, yeah.

I could bring him right in. You could bring him right in here. You could bring the fake George into this show with you. 100%. But I got to know that imposter George really doesn't like talks about Squirt alert Mulligan. I gotta know that the Shmohat's going to behave itself if I bring that guy on. Okay. Is that guy touchier than I am?

At what goal would that be okay with if the chat knew not to bring up squirt alert? I mean, there's just also, don't mention the year 2007. Let me think of what else this imposter wouldn't like. Ben, approach the bench. approach the bench man I'm here do you have something to say we just all guaranteed

everything we just said is going to be brought up by schmobots good news is I'm the only one that has earphones so I will probably keep the earphones on listen do not send in a hundred dollar schmobots talking about sarlac pits

what are our goals what are the goals what are these garbage goals for this garbage show today I think at 800 we're bringing in imposter George. I can try to bring in the imposter Dana, put him on trial for fraud and identity theft. If that's what we like. Is imposter Dana? Is there anything that shouldn't be brought up around imposter?

It's okay. Wow. Yeah. That sounds like a guy that would do the right thing and reunite families at the border. He doesn't judge. He does, yeah. Imposter Dana doesn't judge. He's a lover.

Part of a child. And $20 we're doing Ask Us Anything. So you can ask George anything. You can ask Ben anything, Marzonia, anything, Brett, anything, Malcolm anything. And Mark Ellis is coming in soon. I'll tell you what, that Mark Ellis, I'm a big fan of his. Follow him on Twitter. What I'll tell you is he's going to be very confused when he arrives.

Very. The other thing I'd like to tell you, I'll just give this one out for free. You don't even have to ask me. Who do I think is going to be our generations Lincoln? George W. Bush. That one's for free. He appointed me to the bench. Actually, Kate, actually, George.

That's fine. Alex. Dana, real quick. Well, yes, talking about Star Wars, Dana. Your daughter was deemed Star Wars Daddy yesterday. Daddy champ yesterday. As a father, how do you feel about that about your daughter being deemed Star Wars Daddy? Daddy, was there sexual connotation with that?

Always. I raised my daughter to be the horseshy as I'm so proud of her. So proud of her. She definitely took that win. That sounds just like her. She's been saying, call me daddy for, I don't know, it was kind of her first words. And when she was younger and she'd walk around, we'd be like, oh, is she throwing ass? So ever since then, we've been really proud of her.

Thanks for the question, Alex. I'm glad I got to ask it. Yeah. But, yeah, Dana, what do you think about the Star Wars? upcoming movies. George, do you have any thoughts on it as well? Squat alert, senior 2007 donated $20. Boy, this should be interesting. You got some explaining to do, Kate. Is this what I sent you to Northwestern for? Oh, Northwestern. Let me tell you something about Northwestern.

That was... Sounds like she was going Southwestern, if you know what I mean. Okay. I don't, listen. Who's... What are you? Well, you got a bunch of Toys behind you? You proud of yourself? Guy? I mean... George. Ben, do you have anything to say? George brought up some points.

I do not have anything to say. I apologize. I just want to let you know that imposter George is way more tolerant than I am. It's just a funny, funny bit. Truly. Would never.

Poster George would never use that word. I don't know why it slipped out. Okay. It's kind of the Elmo version of Imposter George, shall we say? Maybe, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, it's the, exactly. It's Elmo, it's Elmo George, you know what I'm saying?

Listen. I can't. But toy guy. Seriously, toy guy. But don't talk while I'm talking. Okay. So here's the thing you got to know about Northwestern. I lost

$40,000 a year so that my asshat child could go on this garbage show and just do poop pranks? Is that a thing? Is that a thing that she's doing? Yeah. Yeah, it is George. All I have to say is I would like that money returned,

preferably by cashier's check. You don't want to try to make money on this. I think making more money, than your daughter on the show today would bring great pride to a man like you than what she normally is making. No? I can guarantee you I can out-earn her.

Wow. Was that the question? I'd like to see it. George is going to out-earn Kate Mulligan today. Stay tuned for quite the episode. Buckle up because we don't know where the fuck this show is going. But Alex, can we move to the next story? I think that's how that goes, right?

Yeah, that is how it goes. Let me pull it up real quick. Alex, I just want to let you know. I spent three years. I was in charge of, I was in Manila. I lived in Makati. You know Makati? That's where I lived.

Spent three years there. Don't correct my pronunciation. Sorry, George. I apologize. You were there longer than I have been. Yep, three years. Three years. Did you enjoy it there?

If I could eat fish for breakfast every day of my life, I would. I'm not kidding you. That bongoose, it's a banger. Okay. I love, I got it to. And I don't, I want to see all of the fish while I'm eating it. I want to see the bones, the skin. I want to peel.

I want to peel that. That's how I like my fish. If you're wondering if I've ever tried to reheat fish in a microwave at my daughter's house. And she does not. Not like fish. The answer would be a solid yes. How do you feel about Kate's kids and her husband? Dickie's the daughter I wish I had.

Okay. The way that guy, we could just talk about articles we've read. Well, I read this article. Oh, but I read this article. No, but I read this article. And then we just can sit around and we can talk about articles that we read. Now, you know, he likes that. likes the Atlantic, also known as

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Honest to God, I don't know how my kid made those kids. You know what I'm saying? They are fantastic. Squirt Alert, Senior 2007 donated $20. And are you? Talk about $3. flopping like a fish. Yeah.

Oh, dear God. Okay. I don't even... Don't even know. Don't even know. Don't even know. Hey, this is a crazy train. We don't know where we're stopping, where we're going, but we do know.

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So, Alex, can you take us to the next, story? Yeah, let's talk about Nintendo's animated movies because the Elimination Entertainment who made the Despicable Me movies are working on a Super Mario animated movie, which should be coming out sometime next year. And there's already plans to continue to adapt Nintendo movies with the company's global president hoping to do more. And Steph, yeah, what do you think of more sorry Dana I apologize Dana I apologize that you judge

what do you think about more Nintendo movies come in our way and what Nintendo game would you like to see on the big screen what Nintendo game would I like to see I like the Donkey Kong guy I think he embodies a lot of my masculinity it's important for that to be

represented on screen properly because now we're just living in the age of my daughter doesn't like when I say this but fairy men there is not like a lot of real men anymore you know what i mean george are you hunter no no no no not my thing not my thing not my thing i actually i do think uh i'm not a big not a big gun guy not a big good guy oh yeah you know there's nuance there's nuance to people people yeah okay george you're constantly just because my daughter's trying to make me a character doesn't

mean that i actually am there's a real person behind there interesting um i think this is cool that they're doing a movie with this. I think that the kids are going to love it. I remember getting my daughter Mario Kart on Game Boy in N64. It was a beautiful moment for her. Ben, you look like a gamer. I'm curious if this is an adaption you'd like to see. I don't know.

There are some Nintendo games I'd like to see, but I don't know about illumination. I liked the first Dispigable Me. I haven't really liked anything from them since any of the sequels or, you know, the minions or Secret Life of Pets and stuff like that. There are some good Nintendo games you could do. You know, it's Metroid and Nintendo games, Sam? Yeah. That would be a really cool one. You know, obviously there's Zelda out there.

but yeah there's there's a lot of stuff you could do but you know it's just the studio because you know we just saw like we just saw Mitchell versus the machines like that was great and that was Sony animation and they seem to be really vying for Pixar tear your heart out type stuff so illumination I think needs to step their game I mean they make money the kids go to see all the minion movies

and they've literally reshaped Universal Studios for the minions, like so. But Nintendo Land's coming and I've seen it in Japan, I believe. Nerddy Bridge Guy donated $20. From the sound of his voice, Malcolm sounds like Lyle from the internship. He wears glasses, his curly hair and wears a size 10.5 shoe. Dum, who are these daddies in here today? Hi, Brett.

Hello. Malcolm? One of those is right. And I'll tell you if we get $20 or no, 16 more dollars. Oh, okay. I like this guy. Hustling money. This guy.

You ever thought about a job in sales? I mean, I've thought about a job in everything. Oh, really? Okay, okay. Oh. You have a LinkedIn I can check? I'm retired now, but I actually do career counseling, so I would love to hook up with you, talk about some things you could get into.

Pro bono. Love to volunteer. This is definitely something I'm interested in. We'll have a conversation later, absolutely. Fantastic. Thanks. George, I need your focus really quick. In regards to Mario Kart, is this something you've been playing a long time?

Are you interested? You know, I didn't get my kid. My kids never were allowed to have video games as kids. We wanted them to focus on studies. We wanted them to focus on studies. I hate to say it. Both of my daughters have gone and gotten video game systems for themselves and their children. I think...

How do you feel about that? I think my daughter, she, she, you know, gets her first or her second vaccine yesterday. And then feels fine. So stays up until like 1 o'clock in the morning to catch a giant travely, which she did. Brett, just want to let you know. It's a pure fish. And I'm just like, this is just a, but she did. She stayed up until about one.

And still feels fine from the second vaccine, by the way, which also I did. Oh, that's good news. Yeah, yeah, good news for everybody. The point is, listen, I understand that people do like it. And I, I, uh, Mario Kart, listen, you can make a thousand fast and furious.

Let's make a Mario Kart movie. You know what I'm saying? Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing right now. George, you are a word smith. I couldn't agree more with you in that point. 100%. We need Mario Kart.

I think, especially thanks to my people, the Japanese people for bringing, we need this representation on screen. I think everyone wants to hear, it's Mario. Would you be the Luigi to my Mario maybe if things keep going the way they are? Absolutely. I think we found some real common ground here. Okay. Brett, are your kids playing Mario Kart?

I know you have a few kiddos at home. No, we don't do the Mario Kart, but we don't do much of being around each other as of late for over here. But, man, that would be fun to have kids that would want to do that sort of stuff with you. But Nintendo movies. Tell me about it. Nintendo movies would be fun. I don't know.

I'm with Ben. I want to see a Metro. Um, but is that, are games that are played, is that a Nintendo property or is that, uh, Activision or is that? Dikundascoor and Dundascoq. Dundascoq. Oh, yes. Thank you. Have you heard of this show before, George?

You should look it up. Do the dads have any impressions? Impression off. Impression off. Oh. Oh, that was from Dick Pills and coffee. Oh, perfect. Excuse me, what?

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Very generous. That made George and I feel really special. Yes. We want to be in this community. All I want is to do this show better than my daughter does. That's all we want. Fuck our daughters. You know, she thinks...

I mean... Yeah. Ben? A push the bench. What was that tone? Approach the bench. Your Honor, I believe you need to watch your phrasing. The stenographer is giving you a mean side eye right now.

Can you repeat that? When I said fuck, you thought. Do this better than our daughters. Fuck our daughters. No context needed. Got it. Okay. Okay.

This is why I love the word fuck. Okay, I like this kid. This kid does have jokes. He's got jokes. Yeah, I got it. He pretended there was a stenographer, which was funny. I'll tell you what. Have you guys seen this Keegan Michael Key?

Have you guys seen him? Hilarious. He does these impressions. Oh, this guy asked us if we have any impressions. I have an impression of my daughter. I'm difficult. I'm dramatic. I'm emotional.

I need attention. Where? Oh, what did you guys bring to the barbecue? Because I brought drama. That's my impression of my daughter. Do you have any impressions, Dana? A judge never jokes like that. We like to keep it simple.

I don't like people touching my hair. I don't like people knowing much about me. I'm very private. It might be the Asian in me, but no one really knows anything except for my family. But I can think if I could give that, maybe give an impression a whirl. I know my daughter's a whirl, girl,

whatever they do there. So maybe later in the show. Do you tune into that? show do you tune into world girls no absolutely not my daughter told me uh my daughter only sends me things she wants me to see it's funny i'll tell you what i uh i do i do i do tune into world girls oh wow i don't want to watch kina anything but i'll watch those three who watch those three no blue chute needed huh yeah they're really smart girls right they said that they're doing a lot for the community mhm patricia metz donated twenty dollars

George, sir, your daughter is a funny person and is great. So you know and George, please stop calling Theses great people out of their name. His name is beautiful Ben. Thanks, your grat. Okay, beautiful Ben, beautiful Ben. Okay, I do apologize. I'll tell you what. I know that the elephant in the room is that I ruined the show.

Okay. I want to reiterate. I do want to reiterate. I was, my daughter is doing a, you know, my daughter, my daughter, she must get it from me because I got carried away. And it's not a, it's not a word I believe and it's not a word she believes in. And, you know, I feel a little embarrassed about it.

It's not ideal that that came out. I think sometimes, you know, you just get in a zone and you're playing a part, you know, if you meet imposter, George, you're going to see like maybe 3% of this sister. true. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I, it was, it was an Elmo take to be very clear. As a judge, I'm going to take that as you representing yours up. This is the best thing since well, Black, Quadravision. So George, thank you for that. And please continue. Those make my heart warm. But George, I'm going to take that as you representing yourself in court today. And what I saw today, when I look at someone when they're trying not to go to jail for their actions. I look at intent. I look at

background. You know, what kind of person in life have they been leading up into this moment? And then most of all, I look at accountability. And I see all three in those of you today. I see that you're genuinely sorry that you use that word. You don't like that word. You don't condone that word. You just had a moment of weakness. You know, also there's something called going for the cheap joke. You know what I mean? And it's just, you just, it listen, it was the biggest laugh that I got today from all, from all four. But it was cheap.

You know what I mean? It was cheap. So it's, again, I wish I could take it back. I wish I could take it back. Okay. That's, that's, I like that, George. I like you. I like you a lot.

I'll tell you what, Dana. It's really grown on me. You're really grown at me. This guy. This guy. Dana, have you ever been compared to George Lucas? Because you sound a lot like him. Not George Lucas.

The wrong George, my friend. George Clooney. George Clooney. Okay. Got it, got it, got it. Okay. I have my own Amal Clooney at home, if you know what I mean. Middle Eastern.

Oh, okay. Spicy. Thanks for asking. Alex. I was going to ask, I wanted to ask, Brett, do you think an Animal Crossing movie could work? Because that is a Nintendo movie. It could be animated.

And George, you know, if you're Kate, if your daughter would, I think there's... Let me see if she's around real quick. Yes, it would definitely work. I would love it. I would love it, I would love it, I would love it, I would love it, I would love it. All right, cool? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Is it one of those choose-your-own-adventure movies on Netflix where we can, like, click and say, That'd be good. Animated, Choose You and Adventure Animal Crossing? I like it. Sounds like she would like it.

Listen, she's three fish away from catching all the fish and getting the golden fishing rod. That's something she's been talking about since she got that giant, trevily. It's by the dock, guys. It's by the dock, all hours of the day starting in May. The point is, I think, you know, the thing that I think is key with any video game film, according to what Kate has told me, is that there has to be, like, insider joke. You know, there's got to be insider stuff. inside you know so it would have to be like you see a big shadow and they're like oh my gosh you're

going to catch a shark and then it turns out to be a sea bass like that's the sort of thing anybody played donated twenty dollars dain i say you should watch the world girls especially their irals you'll be proud of step as we all are george you have clearly become the MVP of the show does that mean uh what does that mean what is MVP Most valuable person. Paternal figure. Ah. Michael Jordan.

Best paternal figure. Michael Jordan. Are you sure about that one? Oh, this guy again, huh? This guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm back.

Toy boy. Hey, Toy boy. Hey, Toy boy. I'll let you all fight it out this time. Use your words wisely, George. Learn that lesson. Ben. Beautiful Ben.

Now I know your full name. By the way, you look like somebody my daughter probably hits on a lot. Is that? Are you texting, sir? I am texting. Ben. Disregarding you, you boomer.

Oh, boy. This guy has been checked out since we started this damn stream. No, I'm here. I'm just, I, I just answer the question. He wants George to bring up what happened earlier and talk about more. No. Can we stop bringing it up?

Jesus Christ. Hey. For those people who needed it, I thought I should acknowledge it. For those people who did it, we'll keep moving. Okay. But I'm talking to Beautiful Ben now. Are you the type of guy that my daughter hits on?

Absolutely. I knew. I knew it. She always goes for the. those toy boys. Just boys, lots of toys. Listen, what were we talking about? Alex.

If your daughter were to be involved in an Eiffel Tower with two toy boys. Yep. Brett Sharon and Mark Ellis. Brett Sharon and Mark Ellis. Brett, I had a great, I'll tell you what, Brett, I had a great time with you. I had a great time with you on that Kate and the plate date. That was, I'll tell you what you are. a stand-up guy. You just, you made us feel so comfortable, Brett. I really, I really enjoy,

I really enjoy you. I love, I like this guy's energy too. He's, uh, I mean, hey, Brett, I don't like, I don't like that your, uh, I don't like that your van got totaled. Oh, no. So if you need help with that. Thank you. Call my daughter. Don't worry. It's in the shop again. And I appreciate you. I appreciate you because you let my daughter park at your house so she can come stay with us for five weeks. No problem at all. No problem. We're back to Toyboy. What's my daughter say to you? Do you need me to handle it? I got it, George. I appreciate it, though. Thank you so much. Yeah.

You got to, you get a little red, George. I need you to put some sunblock. Oh, you actually just gave me the, you just, I'll tell you what. that is something i really could have absolutely done and how do you know me better than i know my own self i'm just looking out for you thank you i will be wow right back i'm you're an astute figure i try i try i do what i can you really do um so that's a full-on onesie you're wearing i understand on onesie where uh where can a fella like me cop one target 20 bucks oh man i love a man on a man on a man on a budget. You're my type of guy. You know it. Let me ask you this. Does my

daughter hit on you? Not as often as I'd like. Yeah, I mean, I keep telling that girl to roam the hospital floors. This woman just, she's a witch. She's an actual brouha. I don't understand. I'll have a talk about. The only time she's ever called me was to prank me. So, you know,

that's about where our relationship is right now. You're lying. Swear. My daughter. Your daughter. I did not raise her to be like that. Yep. We don't joke.

We don't joke like that. Wow, Ben. I told her not to play with men's hearts like that. Right. You know, it hurts. I should have spanked her more. Well, my wife told me not to when we were growing up, so. Allow me.

I'll make up for it. Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry, Dana. I'm so sorry. That's your daughter. I respect her. She's a lovely woman. Put in the good word for you.

Oh, we have a sunscreen. Oh, Jesus. Don't worry. I rubbed it all in. Sure of it. Did you, though? Sure of it. Red is dying.

George, I can't tell if someone came on your face or you were on the screen. I don't like that kind of talk. The audio listeners. I don't like that kind of talk. Unless it's in my... journal honestly spf is so important george so i think you're setting a standard that everyone should watch and see for them oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did you just come from somewhere i mean you're in this hat oh yeah we went to uh red rocks colorado red rocks colorado and i was uh you know the my daughter's

taking a picture of the boys and uh and i and i dicky and i had read some articles so we were just It was a great trip to talk about articles. You could look at the Red Rocks. You can look at the amphitheater where you could talk about articles. I always choose talk articles. Articles sound like your foreplay. Is that what you're read at night? I can tell you what.

And I bet the different kind of articles are your foreplay, articles of the Constitution. You're right. I read that Constitution. and do I get hot and bothered? You'll never know. But those... I also hope your daughter never knows if that's the truth, you know?

I hope your daughter never has to figure that out. Yeah, I raised my daughter to be a virgin, so she doesn't know that I participate in any sexual activity. I told her that she was an insemination. How great is it to be Catholic? Oh, my gosh. The guilt that weighs on me. Oh, I don't have any of that. Oh.

I'll tell you what, you can, you could, listen, you can say that the Catholic Church has a lot of scandal in it, but I'd look at some other religions, too. Oh. I write an article. Don't, I won't, I won't get started, but let me just tell you, on my flip grid. I'm just, I'm not going to go into details, but. Dig it. Dig it. Dig it, George.

Let me say something. It is not the only religion. Out of the flags getting into the fire, am I right, guys? All right, that's on my topics not to discuss. Bingo! Bingo! Topics and words. Alex, I bet this Alex fellow, though.

I bet Alex, you're from the Philippines. You're Catholic, too, no doubt. I am. I am Catholic. Well, Brett, this George figure is talking all about these articles is that I'm sure she doesn't want to know how she's searching online, how he's searching online, because it seems a little bit, you know, not public. I think, George, I don't know if you know this,

but when you search an incognito mode, it's not really incognito, as you think. Incognito mode. Yeah, no, you've got to be careful. Incognito mode, like Chrome, it's browser itself. It's a Google product. and Google has made its fortune by tracking your movements online, George. There's even a $5 billion class section lawsuit against the company in California where it's accused of secretly collecting users' data.

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We're all back. They're all muted. And we're muted. Are the audio listeners? Sorry, you didn't, you didn't lose me, but I was, I was bored. I need a little tea. I always need a little tea. So do I get to work through my issues with my dad on this episode two or?

Who's that guy? Where's he? He doesn't show his face? No, you can't see him. Anyone else think that's super weird? No, we're all used to it by now. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Malcolm, go ahead. That's his name, Malcolm. Go ahead. Oh, no. Oh, Steph still, excuse me, Dana's still muted. I tried to switch to my headphones because I hear there's an echo. I can't do it, you guys. Oh.

I don't know how the technology. I did not have an echo, but then again. There was an echo during the ad, but we're all good now. We'll keep it question. Woo! Let's go. Alex, do we have any more articles? Yeah, we can talk about... No, George loves articles.

I love an article. Ben, great question. Real quick about the Nintendo stuff. I wonder if they'll do like a... Avengers kind of thing where they do a Super Smash Bros. movie. That'd be pretty cool. That'd be cool. With, like, Star Fox, you know, Kirby, all them characters just hanging out and fighting each other.

That'd be pretty fun. I would enjoy that. Or just Super Smash Brothers in general might be fun. There you go. Yeah, yeah. I like that, George. Super Smash Brothers, that's just like different characters from different games all dukeing it out, right? Right.

Yeah. Yep. That'll be a great movie. Are you kidding me? My grandson, Neil, loves, Bakugan, Bayblade, any sort of battle shows? Smash Brothers might be great. Good to go.

Good to go. Are kids still watching Bayblade? Is that still a thing? Really? Wow. So this guy doesn't show his face, but shows his ass, huh? No, like a genuine question, because when I was a little kid, I was doing Bayblades. I think this is going to, who's the one that always asks about Malcolm?

I think that guy's going to really enjoy how old Malcolm is now based on Babe Blade. Yeah, some kids still watch Babe Blade if they're not allowed to watch a lot of other things, you know. That's wild. It's just surprising that that's something that's stuck around, you know. It seemed like that was not going to last. Oh, okay. So you do it. There was a little bit of sass there that time, caught up that time.

A little bit. A little bit. No, not at all. Let it rip. Malcolm sass. Alex. All right. Let's do the story about James Gunn

because apparently he said on Twitter that after Guardians 3, which will be released in 2023, that will be his last Guardians movie. And if they do a Guardians 4, he won't be involved in it. Dana, what do you think about? Hey, Caesar C, can you go ahead and suck my balls?

I remember when the schmows were funny and entertaining. Did leave! How about that? Bye. Other option is to suck his balls, I guess. I think that you should take option, I. Pick one or the other. Either more.

I cannot help but feel personally attacked by that. For the audio listeners, Caesar sees in the chat, thinking we're not fucking funny or entertaining this morning. I apologize. Let me go rethink my entire goddamn life real quick. Yeah. I like this guy.

I'll tell you what. I really like it. Really grown on me. I actually got to tell you, this guy, this is a guy. Who can hang? This guy can hang. And I'll tell you what, I hope my daughter succeeds with it. You know what I'm saying?

I hope she gets to the bottom of that pool. Yeah. Yeah. I probably miss. We're reading the lovely article that I didn't read before the show. I love an article. George, I love that about you. I feel like I miss something fun

I can tell you there's a gentleman and gentlemen's a strong word who had some negative things to say and Mr. Beautiful Ben who is his legal name I now believe told them to suck upon his testicles oh nice

seems appropriate yeah it was well done it was actually I'll tell you what But a different Caesar C. To be clear, there's a couple Cesar Cs, I think. It's very surprising there, but I made sure. I made sure Caesar Cesedus, it is not you. Yes.

Caesar Cesedus, you can sit here. I'm sure when Mark Ellis joins, he's going to be really happy about what's happening. He's going to be coming shortly all. So as always, we're going to be doing our $20, ask us anything. And then at the 800 mark, we potentially will get imposter George in the house with the real George sitting with us today. So keep those streamlabs coming in. I want to hear your opinions on Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, Star Wars movies coming out in six years, all of that. That Star Wars, I didn't get to weigh in on that.

That Star Wars movie that they announced, it actually just made me depressed. Why? It's just too far in the future. It made me feel like, what if I'm not here still? What if the world is not still here? It just felt too... I feel like there's a... There's a happy...

Like, 2025, I can sort of get behind. 2027 feels like... We're just, like, nearer to it another decade. And it makes me... Coy Jandros burner account donated $20. Hey, Ben want to join the quirky Merks. I probably not, because I think he really is happy with my daughter's faction the den, I'm guessing.

I am. I am very happy. All right. Just want to... If you guys didn't watch... backstage yesterday though me and coy had a good time goofing off for 90 minutes though that was a lot of fun oh yeah that coy he's a he's a he's a sweetheart that coy what do you mean backstage what is backstage backstage is where uh we play in the movie trivia schmodeown and backstage is like the sports center of uh the movie trivia shmodown and i hosted yesterday for the first time it's a good time you should check it out i know your daughter hosts the fcel which also premiered yesterday with two really good

Star Wars matches on Twitch.tv slash the Shmodown. So, Dana, she's working. She's making you proud. Whoa. I mean, yeah, she is my favorite child. I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm being totally humble about her. She fucking rocks. I got to tell you, too, I hear she has a twin, and she insists, according to my daughter, she insists that her twin is more beautiful than her. And I don't think that's possible, because every time I've seen your daughter, and I mean

this in the least creepy way. I do think to my, and I know my daughter feels the same way, that is easily the world's most perfect human being. Wow. That means a lot to me because that's my offspring and I'd like to say that she looks like me. So thank you. She does not. George, I'm taking the compliment. George, at my age, when you get a compliment, you take it. My daughter got my thin upper lip. Here's the thing. You ask about what daughter's more beautiful? Right now in this state, they go back and forth, back and forth.

Every phase of their life, one's a little uglier, one's a little chobier, just depends. I will say when Steph was born, she was clearly the more hideous twin. She was an exact mixture of Yoda and Churchill, and we will never let her live that down. She came out purple, bruised, patched hair, a really weird mouth. but somehow she's, I guess she's kind of cute now. I think there is a chat full of people who will emphasize how wrong you are on underselling her beauty. Anyway, it's 2027.

We're not going to be here in 2027. You know what I'm saying? I just can't. It's cool. It's cool. It's a movie on the 50th anniversary, though. I do agree that that's cool, but it's like didn't Disney learn to not like, announced so many things in advance,

especially when it comes to Star Wars. Like, what are the years again, Alex? It's 3.5 and 27. Yeah. I mean, like, every two years is good, because I know they were trying to do every year, uh, during the sequel trilogy with like, uh, you know, like a trilogy movies, uh, standalone.

Trilogy movie standalone. And, you know, that didn't end up working out. But like, I, I'm excited for Rogue Squadron because I think that'll be different, you know, and if, uh, 25 is Tyco Watiti, of course, that dude is literally the busiest person on the planet. Like he just got signed to be a pirate on a new HBO show. And it's like, what do you have time for, sir? What do you have time for?

And then if 27 is whatever, but it's like, I don't, six years in advance, it's so wild. Crazy. But, oh, well. You know what's not fun. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I was like to say, my daughter just let me a note. Remind them that I feel like Patty Jenkins is overhyped and I'm not as excited as if it had another director attached.

Oh. That is Kate's opinion. Wow. Anybody else feel that? Maddie Jenkins is a little overhyped. She's got two good movies. Like 84 was a little, whoo,

little wonky. But, you know, Monster. Yeah, Monster and Wonder Woman. Those are only two directed movies. You know, part of the problem is I think my daughter didn't like Wonder Woman also. Oh, okay.

Yeah, in her head, she only liked. Monster. Anyway. I would love to see whoever, you know, the people that are directing these Mandalorians. The Pedro Pascal directing those, right? Absolutely. Get somebody like that. He did the whole thing, all with the mask on.

Yep. Just saying, you know, those episodes are some of the greatest Star Wars. Kate has seen in a long time and really has enjoyed the directing on those. So a director of being plucked from there, you know. They can be a woman still. Absolutely. Get a woman in there. Deborah Chow, a fellow Asian American, happy Asian American hair.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Probably not Bryce Dallas Howard. You take that back, George. Bryce Dallas Howard directed two of the best episodes of Mandalorian. If you put Amy Sedaris in there. According to, yep, you're right. Oh, you're still right.

It's magic paper. You write down. I can do it. Fantastic. You act like, George, you act like your daughter wouldn't come in and be, 120% on the mandolin holding baby Yoda. I miss part of what you said. I just laughed

because it seemed funny. It was. It was funny. Yeah, but listen. Save assumption. I just, I just am saying, I think, I think Devere Chowin might be good. I didn't love the, I, she didn't love the Bryce Dallas Howard episode because

she said Amy Sederis rendered for everybody. Okay. Catherine Bigelow? Sorry? Catherine Bigelow. Oh, yeah, that would be amazing. Yeah, that would be good. George, those are some thoughts from your daughter.

Yeah. Have you guys ever seen British television? Yeah. It is easily the absolute best television on the planet. What shows? Yeah, I was going to say, specify. Last Tango and Halifax. You like that?

You hear about that one? Nope. What about that show? Outlander. Outlander? No, that's maybe not it. There's another one. There's a Zoolander. I don't know. I'll tell you what. We have BBC America. We get PBS.

You ever seen Antiques Road Show? Is that British? No. But I'm just going on. Just going on a lot. Hey, stop. Going on a roll here. It's just.

It's just. Only bread spitting out of his teeth. were schmobots. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I'm so glad to be a fan being able to watch live and be on the show at the same time today. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to talk over you. Brett, Brett, I want to give you the floor. No, no.

I'm like, hey, easy money today, boy. Go. I mean, we said we would come here and do a better job than our daughters. We wanted the men not to have to work today because men, work too damn hard each and every day.

I feel like it would come like the whatever that's, yeah, anyway, shut up. The first all-male panel, look at us making history. Making history. I mean, you do have the woman's champ on with all the male panel, but. Wow. Yeah. What does that mean? Who's the woman's champ?

I don't know if I want my daughter talking to someone who's a woman's champ. What does that mean? I mean, I was crowned by one of the world girls, women's champ, so it's verified. Which one? Roxy. Oh, I like her.

We could take this to three levels, Ben, and we could do the Cockney accent along with... Oh, I was trying to Woman's Champ I was. Do you know my daughter got that from me? So hit it later. Alex. What's up? Can I tell you something?

about your people, Alex? Nobody works harder. Nobody works harder. When I left Manila, I came to Houston. I've never been around a lazier bunch of asshats. And let me tell you something. And Manila, it was the bad. I've never, because let me tell you something.

They care. Because they're not just making money for themselves. They're making money for their entire extended family. I've never seen a work ethic like that. I got absolutely spoiled. Oh, God, it's Mark Ellis. I am starstruck. I follow him on Twitter.

Whoa. My daughter talks about you all the time. Yeah. It's me. It's me George Mulligan. This is Steph Sabrawe's father, Dana Sabraugh. Hello, governor. Hello, my daughter talks about you all the time.

She says you're really funny. I heard you're in San Diego. I might want to see you live there. You know, I live there. I think I might have been on the wrong show. I'm looking for Steph and Kate, they're on the show, and the guy who has kids, and there's a guy that goes to Disneyland and a musical kid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the one. This is an all-male panel today. We kicked the girls off. Oh, finally. I mean, I didn't want to be the one to say anything, but... I know. According to George, this is a trash show.

Trash up. It's an absolute trash. I don't want to watch it. My daughter says that you offered her a spot in La Jolla. Did she go up in La Jolla? So you're, yes, I did. Some spots were offered. Some people took me up on them, such as Ken Napsox, so he'll be performing down there.

Some other people did not. My daughter is very, how would you say it, upset? She couldn't take the spot. She's only a couple days out from a second vaccination, a day out, really. but I'm just wondering can I still come hang out with you? More than well I'm going to come hang out.

I feel like some people that I asked if they wanted to come down and do, you know, a set or two. They kind of thought that it was the end of the world if they said no, which is never the case because I don't really care. I just want to give people the opportunity if they want to come down.

But Mr. Sabra to your question, yes, it is San Diego. He's a judge. He's a judge. He's a judge. Judge Sabra. I'm in my ropes. I see that now. Okay, you're on the council. So yes, you're more than welcome. Come in your robes. Come out of your robes. You can use court terms. If you heckle me with things like objection, Your Honor. I think that'd be funny. So come on down. And we'll have a good time. In La Jolla comedy stores, May 7 through the 9th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, real quick, George. Mark, some people I've heard have this thing called the disease to please. And even if they don't feel, in doing something they will

overly explain why they can't and also they Googled where La Jolla was they googled where La Jolla was. Yeah, it's just right after you just hit the five you go south and when the five in the 805 split you stay on the five and you go a couple more exits and boom you're in gorgeous downtown La Jolla. We'll drop Ben and Alex off at Legoland on the way down and then

They'll be fine for the weekend. And then we'll pick them up on Monday. I'll take the zoo, actually. Drop me off with the zoo. Oh, the San Diego Zoo is the best. I want to hit up that safari park. It's a nice zoo. Nice zoo.

Good snake. Mark, a real quick question for you. Did you practice saying yes and a lot before hitting the show? Because it's a big yes and kind of show. Not really. No. I've never been good with improv. Okay.

So this is what I'll tell you. Yeah. Last week, there was a picture behind my daughter, Kate, and Christian said, oh, is that you? And it was a picture of me, in fact. So they raised money that day to have me on the show today since this was the outfit I was wearing. You know, the great thing is I just flew into town last night. I heard you were coming into town. That's very exciting.

Oh, that's how you do it. Oh, Colombia? Oh, Colombia. Nice. You can zip. You can zip the. What do you work out with, George? Are you on the elliptical?

Your legs look good. Oh, I, uh, let me tell you something. I'm gonna, and I'm gonna whisper this. I do. Yoga 30 minutes a day. And then my wife, I've got stage four fucking cancer, riddling my body. And this whore makes me walk four miles at mall pace with her.

every goddamn day. Now, I don't have the balls to tell her that I don't want to fucking do it anymore. But let me tell you something. My daughter can see it in my eyes. It is not my favorite part of the day. But she's keeping me alive.

Wow, that was inspiring. Four miles. Every day. Your wife sounds like a lot like my wife somewhere. Oh, just wants to keep me here. just wants to keep me here. And honestly, if it was up to me, we'd do the, listen,

I'm just, just finished doing my yoga. In fact, I think, because I think it might be outside my own door. Man, you know it's a hot show when the chat is just having their own conversation about something, not related to anything we're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Kater, are your parents actually in the room or in the house, I had to whisper that because I'll tell you what. There's a real chance. I can just see every time she says it's time for their walk. Every time she says it's time for our walk. You got hills where you live too.

I know. I don't think. Because I've been chasing an ice cream man up and down the street this past Saturday at set of location. And you got hit. Kate has like hills. Like her house backs up to like big hills. And so that is not going to be an easy height. I don't feel like we need to do four miles.

here. I actually don't feel like we need to do four miles at home either. I think it'll be good for you, George. It's, listen, there's no doubt it's good for me, but I am fucking tired. Well, I'd like to remind the chat that we would love your streamlabs.com slash smowdown. We are doing Ask Us Anything for $20. Mark Ellis just joined. I'm sure that there's a lot of questions. I'm sure that there's a lot of questions. Donated $20. Mark, if you could name.

your comedy special after the great rock band Van Halen, what album or song would you name? That's a great question. Yeah, there's a lot to pick from, not the least of which would just be Van Halen One. I think it might be a bit of copyright infringement. So I love the song Unchained, and I think that's a cool name for a special.

But I would probably have to go with fair warning. think he's just a cool name for an album. But everybody knows how much I love Van Halen. So if I named it after Van Halen, like they would catch on. I did have a track on my album, I think, called Unchained a long time ago. So it was something that was Van Halen theme. So I think I'll let them be them and I'll be me. But they're always kind of in my head.

So good question. I like that. Good $20 well spent. The correct answer was pound cake. Pound cake. Oh. The correct answer was jump. Best of both worlds.

My bad. My bad, guys. Pound cake jump. I'm just saying. You can use it if you want. I think when Brett and Kate do their joint comedy special where they each do a kick-ass half hour, they could call it the best of both worlds.

Wow. Or balance. Mark. You are as good as my daughter said. Wow. Highly impressive. Highly impressive. Alex, do we have any more stories?

No, but I think it's time for stream labs. if you want to get to those, Dana. All right. Hi, Alex. They just asked questions. I miss you. I miss you too. Okay. How are you?

What's going on? What's going on in your life, Alice? I just wanted to get that clear. I feel like Alex and I... Before we get to stream lamps? Like, you know, look, I catch up with Kate and Brett occasionally. Steph and I get to see a lot of each other because we're neighbors. And more importantly, I get to see her on the schmowdown.

And, you know, Ben and Alex, I just something. Sometimes I feel like y'all just up and go to theme parks without even letting me know you're leaving town. And, you know, am I upset about it? I don't know if I have a right to be upset, but I know what I'm feeling. And I know that if I'm feeling something, it's not wrong. I mean, you had to plan your San Diego comedy tour on Mother's Day. Your boys got to go home and meet his niece. Like, I want to see you, though.

You're going to play the niece card? Ben. Sunday. I know. And I, I, I have two mothers in my family now that I need to go see back home. Yeah. Okay. I'm actually going to need clarification on that math.

My sister is now a mother and my mother is a mother. Okay. I, there was a moment. George. There was a woman. There was a moment. No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

George. Okay. I'm going to let that one go. Alex. All right. Let's get stream labs. Dildo Baggins says, question for Ellis. NBA talk.

Brett, how is your betting? Ellis, what do you think of the Lakers right now? Should Alex Marzonia be a bit worried now that Braun is feeling his ankles become weaker? Also, you should tell Christian to root for the New York Knicks again. Thanks, people. I've tried to. Christian literally does not want to talk about the New York Knicks at all because he thinks that just his mere synapses firing, thinking about the New York Knicks

will make them worse and ruin their play. So we don't talk about the Knicks around Christian yet. I think I speak for both myself and Ben when I say that the Lakers could probably use Alex Marzoni for the next couple of weeks. Because with Dennis Trudeau, that is not going to be an easy road to hoe. I think they're probably going to get stuck in the play-in tournament. But if they're in the playing tournament, I think LeBron and Anthony Davis going to find a way to get together

to get into the real dance and then anything can happen. If LeBron and AD are healthy and they're feeling it, they are a threat still. I agree. I agree with that, Alice. I just think it's funny that LeBron is like, oh, I hate this playing thing now that he's not the number one seed. Like life came at him real fast when everyone started getting injured, including himself. So Lakers looks like they're going to be the seventh through tenth seed.

Yeah, but I mean, the real question. question is for George and Mr. Sabra, or excuse me, Judge Sabraud, do you all love basketball now, or do you miss the old days when you all were young in playing on the black top? If you think there was a better year in my life than 1996, you're incorrect.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that in 2007? Similar vein. More of a baseball guy. College basketball every now and then I participate in, but I don't fall. I have a question for Mark about a couple players.

Let's say Jordan Poole number 68 out of 12,000 or a Dylan Wendler number 100 out of 4,000. I'm just glad he doesn't have to get up the next page to read what he's asking. That's what I'm happy about. I'm glad that the computer screen's not reflecting different glows on his face, depending what page he's on. Is pool number 68 out of 10,000? Out of 12,000, yeah. And my Dylan Wendler is number 100 out of 4,000.

Ah, you got some good serial numbers there, sir. If you don't know what we're talking about, get in the know. But Brett, doing well. Brett is that much closer to a beach house in Hawaii where hopefully we're all invited. Is this big one? Oh, is that the name of Doge coins or something? Hey, you know, we're not at liberty to say, but if you're in the no, you're in the no. And Brett, you're doing well.

All right. Finally. I want to invest. Can we invest in Dogecoin, guys? I wouldn't touch it with the I-9. I've been doing, yeah, I wouldn't touch Doge-Doge-Dogey. It's highly volatile, but I think it's going to get, it might hit a buck, but I think a lot of people are going to dump a lot of money into it and it's going to eat shit and they're going to feel bad about it.

So don't put, with like any kind of gambling, don't put money in that you can, that you can afford to lose completely. That's my, that's my tip of the day. I bought in at 110 and it's at 185. Cryptro does it make any sense at all. You can't try to, don't find any logic in it as far as functionality or anything like that. It's basically gambling. Yeah, aren't we like killing the environment to mine more bitcoins to or something like that? That I try to block out.

NFTs maybe are. What? No, no, no, no, no, no. I think we're killing the environment in a lot of different. ways. Mark, are you happy to be here today? You, look, you tuned in to have us talk about some Star Wars release dates and now we're blowing your minds with who's going to kill the earth first, NFTs or cow farts? You've made the call. The answer is neither, because it's not really an issue.

No. Question. Question. Oh, shit. You had it. Come on. George's Don't? I'll just wait until I sell my Beanie Baby

collection Yep And I'll be rolling in it Yo, we had The Princess Die one We had No one Seriously, at a serious

moment like this, George Come on We're going We're ahead back Environmental degradation But we had fakes I remember Watching a YouTube video

And there was like a little tag Or like mark on them that were, you know, the ones that are worth money, didn't have a single one worth a cent. Oh, yeah. You want to hear something really crazy? I was helping my mom move out of the house that I grew up in a couple years ago,

and I found a box of old Pokemon cards. And, like, texted my older brother. It was like, hey, dude, look what I found. He was like, hey, look through those. There's a misprinted ritechu in there. It might be worth something. And it was in there. and it's got like,

it's, all the stuff is, all the information has moved around in the wrong place. We looked it up. In the 90s, Walmart was selling

Chinese bootleg Pokemon parts in, like, legitimate packaging to all of us. It's worthless. It's worth nothing. Oh,

oh, perfect. Perfect. That's a horrible story. That's a horrible story, Malcolm. I wanted to hear that you bought a house. You thought about diversifying your portfolio? With different Pokemon cards? Oh, yeah, it's as diverse as you can get.

I got electric types, hell yeah, dude. Psychic types. I got them. Ooh, I got a holographic Kangus Khan that I'm looking at right now. That's wild. You just have that around? Always good.

Come on my Pokemon binder. Where'd you fight? A lady over, Dana. You've got to have these to pull out at any moment. You kid me? Is that how the kids get laid these days? Oh, God, yeah.

Screw guitars. He throws the guitars aside. That's how my daughter's being lured into men's bedrooms is Pokemon decks? Yeah. Jesus. Look at me, ladies. He's got a whole binder, everybody.

It's rad. Like, that was so much more impressive than, like, an iPods just like pulling out your binder of CDs while you were driving and just like turning the pages and trying to figure out what mix you were going to put on. Or sifting through the ones that you took out and put in a wrong case and trying to remember if you put smashing pumpkins and the Black Crows or, oh man, that was a great game. Everybody tell their favorite CD game for $5,000 will all play say our favorite Cs.

I'm done. I'm done. What do you mean you're done? You haven't said a fucking thing all day. I know. I just, I'm trying to, it's like, this is not, I can't. Kate and Steph just, I, you've, actually, I've enjoyed actually just watching the show. I don't, why are you talking about my daughter when she's not here? I mean, not Kate.

The goal was to beat them. Yeah, where are we at? Where are we at? Yeah, where are we at? Yeah, where? Malcolm. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. $350? Yes.

Wow. Okay, so they like the daughters better. I understand. How about it a certain amount we will bring our daughters back on the show? Yes. At 400, we'll bring the daughters back. Tell me how much right now. At 400, the daughters will come back, but at 500, I don't know.

We beat the daughters still. Dana will come back. Dana will come back. And then at 600, our daughters will come back. And then it's 700, Dane and George will come back. And then it's 800, ours, will come back. It'll be a really fun flip-flop. Please, enjoy the ride.

Enjoy the ride. Alex, we're going to be on streamlapse. All right, Garth Hardness McMurray. Says, yay, Kate's dad is here. I'm so happy to see my idea in full effect. I'm laughing so hard. This was Garth's idea, 100%. McMurray.

Yeah. Yeah, it was. Alex, what's next? Lloyd Nance says, hello, Steph, team stees. Who's Lloyd? Hey, Lloyd. Are you talking to my daughter? What's up?

Okay, next. All right. This is Jared Leto type method acting that going on in the show right now. This is what a judge does. This is how judges work cases. You come in, okay, what are you guilty nut? Boom.

Next. It's not like you see in the movie. movies, kids. It's not a few good men. Judges, they're moving, they're shaking. They got stuff to do. Let me tell you something, Mark. Is nothing like us. We don't, we're to the point. What, George? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, Judge.

I was going to say, Mark didn't get into any trouble. If he gets into any trouble this weekend in San Diego. I don't use a boss. Dana Sabraugh. There he is. He's going to, he can help you. But guess what else? His wife's the DA of San Diego. Really? For real. She doesn't have, she didn't take his last name, just like my asshat daughter, didn't take her husband's last name. The point is, I didn't raise her like that. I didn't raise her like that. But what I'll tell you is, I mean, listen, I'm glad she liked my last name, but I gave it to her. The point is that her, Steph's mother, Dana's wife, is the DA of San Diego. So you could really get out of a lot of trouble there if you need it. I'll have to get some phone numbers before it's all said and done.

Now, were you aware that your daughter did take her husband's first name, though? And she now goes by Kate Dickey. Is that the... Yes, yes. That is fine, because I'll tell you what, that guy is a winner through and through. I'm telling you, he's a... He's, as I said, he's the daughter I always wanted. God, I hope Steph should be so lucky.

I'm worried about. I'll tell you what. I think she's a sexual. This is a true story. The first time I met him, we were in Chicago. and I said to my daughter, God, he's got piercing blue eyes. True story. Yeah.

I concur. Piercing. You know, my daughter and I, we're brown town. You know what I'm saying? We got them browns, but those blue eyes on him, piercing. Amazing. That was when I knew. That was when I knew.

Those eyes have read a lot of articles we're going to talk about. Thanks for sharing, George. Alex, what's the next stream lab? Real quick, I just saw that the Prince that wasn't promised pointed out that Loki changed this release day from Fridays to Wednesday, so that's pretty cool. I believe that was for the Bad Batch. Loki. No, I'm saying because Bad Batch dropped. Bad Batch is on Fridays, yeah.

Gotcha, gotcha. And also probably with the Black Widow. The main headline for tomorrow's show. Oh, yeah, good point. I would waste it on this. Malcolm, let's cut this out. Set the stream to private. Writing down the times.

Breaking news. I'm going to give you all options, and I want to know everybody's take on this. Fans, feel free to play along. Okay, so I'm going to give you one show slash movie you can watch, okay? You can only watch one. Is it Bad Batch? Is it Loki?

Or is it the Black Widow movie? Loki. Loki. If you can only go. Bad batch. This is to keep one or to lose one. You can only keep one. Oh, yeah.

Kate says bad batch. Well, no, yes, Steph says bad batch, but actually, Dana, me, I love Scarlett, Joe Hanson. She's my favorite Asian-American actress, and she really really wrote with her on people. More than Emma Stone? More. Yeah, I think Scarlet Joe Hanson, you know I'm Japanese, right, Mark? I think Scarlet Joe Hansen nails the Japanese woman, whereas Emma Stone's more. You're like a little.

You're like a little Japanese. I'm hopper. Just saying. Are you discrediting me? Jeez. Be careful. Be careful, George. Tread lightly.

You got the DA. I know that's true. And the DP. You know what that means? Oh, Jesus. Death penalty. The old swissaroo. I'm wondering.

this show. Mark, did you give your answer? What would you keep? Probably Loki. I don't, I mean, uh, I'd probably like that. I'd probably watch that Black Widow movie. I'll go with Dana to go see Black Widow. I was going to say, I think, I think I'm with Dana. I think I'm with, uh, the two Statesman, two gentlemen in the room with me. I think I'm going to go Black Widow. I do, I did, I was surprised at how much I loved the 70 minute episode of Bad Batch. I wasn't expecting, you know, like, because I, you know, 22 minutes of Clone Wars and Rebels. I was like, oh, this is fun. But like 70 minutes, I did not expect for it to go by so fast and for it to be me so interested in it.

But I've been waiting for a Black Widow solo movie since, like, 2010 is when Iron Man 2 came out. I should probably know that. Yes, but I don't. Yeah, and I just like the tone of it. It just feels like a fun, like, kind of spy thriller. And then you give me the Marvel Cinematic Universe on top of and where they're going to go, post end game. So yeah, I would, and it's shorter, to be honest. Come on. Like usually when I'm watching TV, when I'm watching episodic TV, it's usually at night

and I've already taken an edible. Like, I love the mayor of East Town. I have not finished one episode of it because I started, I get 30 minutes in and then I fall asleep. So I don't want to, I don't fall asleep. I don't do edible before I go see a movie in a theater. So I get excited for like two hours and then I can go on with my life. So I think Black Widow is going to allow me to do that. Do you, you have a medical condition? Is that why you do edibles? Yeah, basically. George, I was just about to ask that. It's still a schedule and drug federally.

Yeah. My answer is based on my drug. I know my daughter definitely doesn't do those. No, she doesn't. I did not do any drugs with your daughter this weekend. That would have been out of the question. That would have been out of the question. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. Listen. F word Mulligan donated $20. I love you guys. BTW on Twitter, Christian, teased the possibility of the live outdoor show. in August. So tempting. We're 130 away from our daughters coming back.

1.30 away from our daughter's coming back. I do love... That's for you, Mark, if you're writing out the number you need to send in. Yeah. This is what I'd like to say. Mark, can you confirm... Can you confirm

an outdoor show in August? I cannot confirm an outdoor show in August, nor can I confirm it indoor show in August. But I think both could be, as Donald Sutherland's teacher character in Animal House might say, it's a distinct possibility. How do you just pull quotes like that so easily, Mark? Because I've seen Animal House a thousand times. And the problem is all of those great questions that I knew the answer to were wasted on seasons one through four of the Shmodeon. Then all of a sudden we started asking questions about movies.

I didn't know by heart. and then I just decided to announce instead. So that's the brief history of the Schmodeown, according to Mark. Have you ever seen the movie K-Pax? I know he eats a banana without peeling it. That's all I know. It is hands down the greatest movie. Now, I know it's not popular to like Kevin Spacey anymore,

but it is hands down the best. And I like that American Beauty Garbage. He is so good. Have you said you got a... Bingo! You got to rewind it. What did he say? Bingo.

Did we get to 500? No. Just the topics that George loves to answer. I would really love Imposter George to come in and clear his good name. Because Imposter George is very dissimilar from me.

You know, I'm leaning into the generalization of George But yeah, anyway, K-Pax. I'm serious, though. That one's real. K-Pax. Were you saying something before K-Pax was brought up? Oh, we'll see.

Mark can pull this kind of stuff out, George, because Mark was part of the show when it used to be good. And funny, yeah. But Schmo's used to be good. Okay. I was before that guy sucked Ben, Goddard's balls. Yeah, yeah. Prior to win.

Mark, just to clarify that. A gentleman in the chat, again, I'm loath to say gentlemen, but it had some choice words, and Ben Garner told him to sunk his balls. It was actually a really beautiful moment. I dare say now the first time that someone with a microphone has encouraged an audience member to do that on this program, I will say the peak of Schmo's No, really the whole thing with Schmo's No and even Schmode. It was all geared towards getting Brett shared into watch a movie and review it. And so Brett to the future, still to this day,

is the greatest thing that has ever happened to anyone in the Schmo's universe. It was Brett Sheridan reviewing a movie he'd never seen before. It's like that. Ken Napsock doing the news. And then everything else is competing for the bronze medal. Well, thank you. I didn't know that. I love history, Mark.

I love the way you just explain that. I'm happy to give anyone a five-minute rundown of the Schmo's career, the movie trivia Shmode. And I think I could do it in five minutes. I really do. I could micro-machines it. Do you also love picture books of cities

from the 1800s? I love having them on a coffee table for when company comes over, but I do not actually read them. Oh, I just think it's fascinating. I think, I think you just, you could sort of figure out, oh, this is where, this is what, oh, this is, I just,

I got to tell you, nothing makes me. If you gave me, even my daughter's town, Burbank, if you gave me a Burbank from the 1800s book, Happy Father's Day. You know what I'm saying? That is. Everything I needed. Do you remember what book you were flipping through to get you in the mood to conceive, Kate? I got to believe it was a Russian history book because I was getting my masters in Russian history at the time.

That'll do it. That'll do it. I'll be honest. Kate's not the one we are hoping. Travis Gilbert donated $20. For Brett's bingo just perfect. I do need a new keyboard now as this one had a lot of water spit out onto it. What's the statute of limitations judge on Brett making somebody laugh so that they ruined their keyboard?

I would really have to see you present your case. If you're willing to do that, I'm willing to preside over it. It doesn't seem like you're willing to see. All cases don't even go to court because they're lazy. What is the most embarrassing technological mishap that you've had? I'll start the bidding at my buddy one time in college. We were all drinking in his room and he dropped a 40 of Colt 45 on his laptop and it broke the laptop. Ah.

Yeah, should have done that with a better drink. Lloyd Nance donated $20. honorable judge Sabra, I'm a huge fan of your daughter, Steph. She's the best. World Girl Wednesday tonight at 6 p.m. Oh, maybe I'll check out a first show. I'm really, she says, yeah, I think they're doing a lot of good work there, so I would love to see a boy. Thanks for being, what?

Big fan. Just want to say big fan of that show. Big fan. George, you or your daughter? Uh, me. Are you kidding me? Wow, the age range is wide. I wonder what they're doing.

She doesn't even know I watched the thing, but believe me. You're signaling me like there's something sexual. Ah, nah. My daughter's whole stuff. 13 donated $30. I'm crying, laughing. This might be the greatest episode of Senever. Good job, gentlemen.

Thank you. I'm sure Mark Ellis disagrees with it. I'll do whatever. I'll sit through as many of these. as I have to to get nominated for an S-E-N award next year. You were nominated this year. I don't recall being nominated. You were nominated for Best Fute.

Sorry, Kate's telling me. Best Fute was Mark v. the Schmobot. And that didn't win? Somehow it didn't win. Yeah, that was weird. I heard about this. If you guys want the air taken out of the room again, we could call Christian and ask him about it.

Well, now my feet. is with the awards committee. So we'll see if that gets a nomination next year. Get in line. Ben, I heard you were nominated like... Somewhere else, or no, is that, other than doing the show best at making money without having to debase himself every day?

Yeah, that's... Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. That sounds about right. Got it, got it. Alex, speaking of money to debate themselves, is there any more stream labs? Yes, there are plenty more. We got one from Not a Blind fan slash D-Train with an honest opinion, unpopular one,

on popular opinion, but I'm kind of over Star Wars trivia at this point. I had no interest in watching the Star Wars matches yesterday. Me and some other people, I know, agreed that we are more interested, interested, nested in the other three divisions, mainly because they have so many other movies to choose from to answer questions. For Star Wars, it's always the same 12 movies, and it always appears that every Star Wars match, both players go almost perfect, and it gets kind of boring at times.

Just my opinion. I have a question for that, man. When did the first Star Wars come out? The year. What was the year? And in the opening scroll, no. Nothing? No takers? Anybody?

Well, I mean... I think that's why I love the Star Wars division is Because, like you said, I mean, it's hard for me to complain about two competitors going almost perfect every time out of the gate. All that tells me is you have, like, the New York Yankees against, like, the Boston Celtics. It's like just two all-time greats every time you get a Star Wars match. So I love competition because I hope to see great-ness. Judge Sabraar, I plead my case that you should watch the world girls tonight. I hope you don't put me in contempt by saying your daughter's buns on yesterday's S-E-N show was off the chain.

Bonds? Oh, she FaceTime me, the Star Wars Buns. You almost had me there. You almost had me there. Got it, got it, got it. Got it, got it, got it. But Mark, you were saying why greatness is never boring? Greatness is never boring.

So it gets to be a little nervous. When you're one of the announcers. But, you know, and look, we're taking a risk on Friday because we have two of the greatest Star Wars Trivy Minds in the Galaxy on a pay-per-view. And then I got to go tell jokes for two shows at a comedy club to impress Steps' parents. So it's going to be a tight window. I hope I don't have to take off early like I did this last week. But, you know, sometimes duty calls, I said duty.

Yeah. And we also got another Star Wars. Wars match today, airing at 2 p.m. on the channel, Adam Witt versus Zach Berkett. So that'll be, that's the first match in the Star Wars tournament. Tomorrow we got the teams tournament continuing with Deception versus the Blackjack. And then Friday, we have Danger Zone versus midterms in another team's tournament match. And of course, as Mark was alluding to, we have our throwdown between Andrew de Malanta and Alex Damon competing for the Star Wars title. And then in the other car, we have Peggy Gubbins versus Rick Radditt.

So we got quite a busy week here at the Schmodeon. If you want to go to the Shmodonline.com, you can get your tickets for that pay-per-view for $6. Or you can become a patron at $10 and above. You get all the pay-per-views included in your patronage. That makes financial sense. Yeah, I was thinking that. I'm a deals, man, and that sounds like a deal. That's a deal.

Yeah, you could spend $6 once or $10 to get everything. Okay. Don't need to calculate for that one. Yeah, I don't get how you think perfect games are boring. Like, especially, you know, we're talking about Andrew Dimilante versus Alex Damon. 51 to 50. They didn't, one person missed one question in overtime. Like, that's weird to me.

I do like, you know, Dana, you got to give hats off to your daughter, Steph, for the FCL. I love the new Star Wars wheel slices, like, you know, Jedi Order, stuff like that, was really cool to see. I do agree that maybe like mixing it up like that and not just having the movies as wheel slices, more like fun stuff of what we know, we just did it with inner geekdom, Spider-Man, X-Men, Transformers, stuff like that, mixing it up a little bit. So you throw some curveballs in there to where it's not just, oh, here's an entire movie. No, here's the Jedi order. Here's a bunch of Sith questions. Here's Rogue Squadron coming at you, stuff like that. So yeah, there's definitely stuff we could do to mix it up, but I, no way. Like, I love seeing

perfect games. It's amazing to see the incredible details these competitors pull out for these matches. I got to tell you, I like watching things that I can't do. So Star Wars epitomizes that, right? How do these people know? It's like, it's like watching, there's this British show called Repair Shop, and they take in these old pieces, and I can't hand-wave a chair back to its original form. What about bake-off? You know what? I haven't seen that one.

I'm not a big kitchen guy. You said you're a big British TV fan. I don't know. Yeah. You don't watch the Great British Baking show. Listen, is it on PBS? George, you're dropping the ball by not watching the cupcake. You absolutely are.

I'm still on my daughter's Netflix, so it's just let it go. The point is, the Star Wars League for me, it's why I really enjoy it so much is watching people do is watching people achieve the impossible what could be boring about that you ever watch somebody do a Rubik's cube you know so

I'm just saying it's here to stay it's watching watching people dominate something that's really very challenging is it's always just yeah the questions are also so tough for for people at home or even the announcers to answer that I think sometimes

people are like my eyes glaze over But as soon as they start cooking and getting a few questions correct, then you just keep watching, not necessarily because you're playing along and keeping pace with a trivia, but you're just seeing who's going to break first. Like it gets super tense really quick. If I may ask for Judge Sabraa and Dana's streaming recommendations, what are they watching currently? Oh, I'll tell you what I'm watching.

I'm constantly in different parts of the country because I watch the outdoor channel. I'm either hunting different types of quail, depending what season it is, I'm in the field. I oftentimes ask my daughter, do you want to join me? The underscores son underscore of underscore refugees donated $20. Your honor, thanks for reuniting

families. My dad was separated form his for 20 years. But you didn't know that, Mr. Ellis. Judge Sabra is the judge that passed the order to reunite families at the border. Wow. Not a bit. I did not know that. They really have a handle on things down there. That's good.

Yeah, I don't do press. It's not me. It's just me interpreting the law as it should be. It's not a, George, you're giving me way too much credit. It's just doing- Oh, no, I actually don't want to give you any credit for that. I just want to, I just want to say, but my daughter seems to be a big fan of it. I'm just, I'm a little curious why we do tears like, hey, if we get to like $2,000 is a flirting Flass is going to host when we could say, hey, if we get to $20,000, we're taking everybody coil hunting with the judge. Like that sounds like a more achievable goal. for me. I mean, that is my dream. I've been trying to get my daughter out in the field since she was eight. I had her. Give it a world. Yeah. Yeah, give it a world. I keep telling them, let me take you

the range. They don't want to do it yet. I had her get her hunting license at eight years old, and she hasn't come back to the field with me. I don't know what happened. She's my little Annie Oakley turned liberal. Got to hate it. So you don't like seeing the life taken out of an animal are you watching watching it slowly lose the car. I see where you're going with this. I don't do big game hunting. I don't hunt deer or majestic animals,

as my daughter likes to call him. I hunt birds. Okay. Duck hunt, big, big duck hunt guy back the day? Yeah, big duck hunt. I really wish it was all hunting dogs. Yeah. It was a great game.

Mark, I notice there's a dog behind you. There is a dog behind me. Her name is Molly and she looks a lot like the dog from duck hunt and she'd be happy to go retrieve the quail who shoot who have no feelings. So don't worry, Brett. Quail famous for their lack of emotional ability. By the way, just want to say, Mark, if Christian were here, he would ask if that's you behind you and then you would have to dress up as Molly and do the show as Molly. I do have footage of Molly just sleeping if that. That can be my appearance next time.

I'm happy to just send it in and you all can just run that concurrently. I honestly don't know that we're not seeing that footage right now. I'll be honest. We do have the same face. I've been told I look like the dog and that I've gotten that compliment a lot. And I take it as such. It's a compliment. I do think a lot of dog owners look like their dogs.

I look like my dogs. Are we close to bringing our daughters back? I'm so sorry to interrupt you, Judge. I think we're close. Can you pass the order to bring the daughters back to S-E-N? I mean, you just did a pretty big job down there at the border. Can you pass the order to- Can you reunite us with Steph and Kate?

I hear your pleas, boys, but I need that mullah. I got to tell you what I appreciate about Dana. Dana's a hard word. Oh, we're here. Woo. Very good. Is someone sent, yeah, a few more bucks, and the daughters will be.

reunified with the men. Let me tell you something. What I respect about Dana is that he just said that's nepotism and I don't do it. And I got to tell you that is a guy. This is a guy that I could really work in an office with. I mean, that's a hard worker. Get it on your own. You know, always looking for men who wear sunscreen and don't rub it fully in to come into the. Yeah, good news I rub all of mine in because I've rubbed this in completely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alex, Stream Labs, any one of those? Yeah, Adrian Bailey says,

Hi, crew. George and Dana, your daughters are credit to you both. You raise two fantastic women. Thanks for your awesome parenting. Stuff is so cool and Kate is cool and so funny. Great show, guys. Alex, Fred and Ben. You are so awesome, too.

Thank you. Very nice human. Yeah, thank you. Adrian. This is hard and worse. Pussy O'Connell says, Hello, over there. Not a fan.

No. Not a fan of that name. Not a fan of that name. A fan of that theory, but not a fan of that name. You just throw out the hard P word like it's nothing. It's degrading. That's his name. It's his legal name, like Beautiful Ben. What are you going to sing Wop next? Oh, who knows? Don't tempt me. Pussy O'Connell says, hello everyone. Just want to ask, what are George and Mr. Sabra's judge Sabra's favorite films? And y'all could chime in if you know your parents' favorite movies. My dad loves Jason Bourne movies and thrillers. and some blockbusters, of course.

And my mom likes generic Hallmark Films. Thanks. Thank you, please. I already told you at KPEX, and that's not a joke. And also Shakespeare in Love. Actually, what am I saying? Michael Clayton. There is a good one.

Michael Clayton ends. And it's just George Clooney in a car. Three minutes. The movie ends this way. And he is just, you can see, I don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did it. But you just, you can see what he's thinking and going. It's a marvelous piece of cinema.

Wow. I want to tell you about a film that I think was closely based off of my life in a different reality. Taking one, two, three, these are the films of my very foundation. I absolutely love these films. I rewatch often. Liam Neeson is a god in a lot of ways. All right.

Those are very, very bad answers. She was almost taken in Paris No, no, no, no. I don't like that story. My dad loves Boundack Saints. Oh. Loves it. I would say a river runs through it for my mother

and maybe for comedy waiting for Guffman. And Star Wars, the OG, she constantly talks about how we should just amazed at the technology and just thought how can films get any better than this in terms of uh you know effects and things like that so oh and she's a big fan of pussy okina there you go my mom loves sorry to get serious there for a minute well hey we got to celebrate pussy o'connell when we can uh my mom loves rom-coms my dad and my mom loves star wars and I'm trying to think my dad would like anything that's not Beatles related took second place though

so like if a hard day's night was randomly on that's what he's watching. I love that man. I love the Beatles. My dad would always would watch a lot of Old War movies and my mom recently she said that the before trilogy she loves. Oh, it's a good one.

Yeah. And my dad loves McClintock with John Wayne. But Michael, I mean, you guys seen Michael Clayton there's just three minutes at the end he's not saying a word he's not saying a word it's it's I don't know how these award things work but they should have given it to him did I think he I think he was nominated for that so three minutes it's just I'll pull it up on my eye I've had hold on while George is doing that uh huh sorry George we're trying to make money so your daughter can come back so stay yeah

We're trying to bring our daughters back. And in order to do that, we need stream labs. Give me back my son. For a hundred bucks, I'll change my shirt like my wife request did I do. You should change your shirt for the show. I'm like, do you think anybody gives a shit about this? That's me every day, Brett. I'm looking at my own life.

I'm looking at my own life here, you know? Alex. Next one from Not a Blind fan slash D-Train. With that being said, I would take an MCU divisional or Star Wars any day. Why? Three things. MCU has a lot more movies. The MCU will produce more movies in the future than Star Wars will for more questions, and the MCU

has surpassed Star Wars in every way. Interesting take. D-Train. What do you guys think? I don't know about that. I'd be down for an MCN. Every way. I'll text Christian now. He'll love the advice. At some point, you've got to think about bandwidth there, so I don't hate

you know, divisions like Intergate and to just combine a lot of the stuff we love. That's, that's totally fine with me. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Last one for now. JJ Winward says, all right, Brett and Mark, you've talked me into the basketball thing. Just reserved a pack.

Happy Revenge of the Fifth, y'all. Do it. Okay, so here's the thing. We're at 498.69.69. Got it. So we're only a few bucks away from bringing back our daughters, get in those stream labs, George. I was just going to say, if we can just get it.

I know there's not a lot of minutes left. I'll bring back my daughter. And then I'll have her bring an imposter, George, if we get to six. We got to get to six, though. We got to get to six, though. I'm just saying we got to get to 500 to bring the daughters back. Yeah.

Because I would like to see if imposter George knows about that scene of Michael Clayton. Oh, I do want to know. I do want to know if he knows about that scene of Michael Clayton. Yeah. Now you're interested, Ben, in bringing our daughters back. Yes, only for that. That should be, can I nominate that that should be like one of those cold opens that the Schmodeon does? And we just don't tell Christian, we just open. And instead of having it be a scene, it's just Mr. Mulligan watching that scene from Michael Clayton for three minutes.

And then the match starts. And like, it's never addressed people are like, wait, what was President Hancock doing? Like, who is this guy? Like, we never talk about it again. That's a great idea. Let's do it. It sounds like a plan to me. Tell this Christian guy it. Well, hey, sorry, real quick.

If we get a hundred more dollars, we'll get to the price of the money I'm going to have to pay for the next repair I had done on my van. So we're going to, we'll be up to $4,600, $4,600 will be the grand total on the great deal, the great deal I got on the van. It's still a great deal, considering that it was only $1,000 to purchase? Yeah, no, but just want to let everybody know if you got any of... Brett, my daughter's car is in the shop, too. Oh, it's the best. I love when they say, here's the deal with your car. Morse code has donated $20.

Dad loves westerns and old dramas. Mom loves almost all science fiction, preferably the quieter ones. Thank you, Morse code Z for that. And thank you for bringing the daughters back. Yes. I guess I didn't know you guys wanted a show full of drama. But okay, I'll bring her back. Kate and Steph now,

returning to the program, boys. This is an exciting time. This is what we've been waiting for. I've only won some women. Finally, and I need Imposter George to come in and give me his breakdown of Michael Clayton. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. I have toothpaste all over my face because I've just got a lot of zits. Sorry about that. Yeah, there's something on your face. Hey, guys. Hey, Steph. Hey, Steph. How was meeting my dad?

Super nice guy. Him and George had a great rapport. I think the question that we need to ask all the fans, as well as the two gentlemen, three other gentlemen on the show, if you were picking up Steph or Kate for prom, and you go to the door and you got the corsage and you're nervous and opening the door is the dad. Which dad would you rather have greet you? Would it be George who's going to tell you about Michael Clayton or is it going to be the judge who's probably still wearing the judge robes from that day? What's more intimidating?

More intimidating is definitely Dana's dad, but I think I'd rather have Dana's dad because- Dana's dad, wow. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Steph's dad. I'd rather have Dana. His name's Dana. I know it's Dana. Don't make fun of that. No, sorry, I'd rather have Dana because, like, that's, yeah.

And also, like you said, like the DA, like, if we, if we, you know, get, get in trouble, like, you got to, you got a phone call. They won't help any of us. I want to be, they are such narcs, nerds, like, my mom wouldn't even edit my papers in high school. I know that sounds so spoiled. I'll edit my paper mom. But I would just want her to review it because it was a really important paper and she said that's unethical. I won't do it. Wow.

Anything like that. Okay. Okay. And Kate and Steph, did your dad's intimidate your dates when they would pick you up for a dance? I'm assuming you went to many dances because you're both incredible people. No, I really hit my stride in college. I think I only ever, I had like, no, I didn't have any boyfriends room to meet until a college. Wow.

You have to remember, my nickname was the big bang, because my bang started so far at the back of the middle of my head. And it wasn't, it wasn't, it was also probably making fun of how not banging I was. Well, but did you see Steph earlier when she didn't have lipstick on? Oof! Oof! What a dog! I'm sorry, guys, I shouldn't have come to the show without makeup on.

Right? I noticed you put some on after you got out of the dad costume. You damn. Wait, wait. She was the dad the whole time. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm going to blow your mind here.

It's some Scooby-Doo shit. I mean, if I didn't know any better, I would have thought that was Kate and Steph pretended to be their dads. If that was me, I was doing a bad impression of my dad because he's really a lot nicer. Well, you went with it. I went with it. Listen, you know what it's called? It's called commit to a gesture. You know what I'm saying?

You both did great. Thank you. In terms of your question mark, my dad is way more talk than he actually acts upon. Like he acts a lot tougher than he is. He's a total softie. He's the one that we know is going to ball his eyes out during my sister's wedding. He's such, yeah, he's so he's really nice to guys. Even though he acts like he's some huncho guy, he's very nice.

He's never. Boyfriends that have been pieces of shit, I'm like, dad, can you be a little ruder? And he's like, he was a nice guy, Steph. Father can go. Yeah, you kind of wanted dad to set the bar hot. You kind of wanted dad that's a little intimidating. It's not going to scare him away. Like, show him, like, don't show him your weapons collection on the first date.

But you also don't want just a pushover, dad. You want the boyfriend to have to prove themselves a little bit. Yeah. I think my dad demands respect, but he's nice. He's like a soft. Yeah, my dad's opening line is sort of like, you ever read Ernest Hemingway? Truly what the...

I haven't either. But I've read a great article about it. Is he going to try to wrestle me, too? Oh, man. Oh, look at the time. Oh. Oh. Mark, I know you're probably so upset that you already have to leave.

This is a real bummer for me because I do love seeing all my friends or my friends as dads. And they're all invited to Sandy. are going to come hang with Ken and I this weekend. It's going to be a grand old time. And Brett, if you're worried about getting down to San Diego because of the state of your van, don't worry. There's a train that'll take you down, piece of cake. You can have a couple cocktails on the way.

I took it to get to Comic Con to do Mark's show there. There you go. If I'm in San Diego, I actually might want to bring my dad to your show. Please, hit me up. Tix are on the house. That would be amazing. I'm so upset this weekend. I suddenly realized, I think I might be shipping you to.

Who? You and Alice. Oh, we're already dating. You are? Yeah, didn't you? That was the 800, Mark. Pick up on the hint. What the fuck?

That's why my dad already knew him. Didn't he talk about how he knew how he thought Mark was funny? Mm-hmm. He's met him. And when I talk about, I wish my dad was a little. ruder to guys that are a little rude to me is Mark. Yeah. I've been like.

Behind closed doors, a lot of yelling, a lot of screaming with this guy. Like, I was given this voice for a reason because like, Steph knows I'm, I'm just in this relationship to get to Dana. Like that's, that's the end game for me. And so I sometimes you just have to spell out. You gotta be honest up front. I will work to make sure that that's not what you actually think at the end of the day. By the way, what do you think?

Real quick, before we go, what do you think scary? Are moms like the mother of a boy or the father of a girl? The mother of a boy? A thousand percent. That's what I'm realizing I'm going to, I will murder anyone who darkens my doorway. Yeah. Seeking out my children. One day to win over.

One conversation with the dad and you talk sports or alcohol or authors or something and you're in. But a mom, you never fully went over the mom ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Ever. And if you do one thing, they'll never forget it. Yes. ever. All women are great at that. Listen, I know we got to wrap this up

because I just got to text to me and 20 other people that I am sexy, I can make sex on you. I need to respond to this. I got to meet the other 20 people they texted this too. I don't know if you want to wrap it up, Steph, because I got some sex to get made on me. Worry about the sex text. We will wrap out.

I just want to thank everyone for dealing with my, our dads today. I'm not sure exactly what they said, what they did, but I'm sure it was a train wreck. They were great. They were great. Ben, thanks for being here. Brett, thanks for being here. Alex, Mark Ellis. Thanks for your special appearance. Kate, it's great to be reunited with you finally. I'll tell my dad that you guys say thank you. Yeah, Malcolm, thank you for your work. And thank you for everyone watching. Y'all are the fucking best. I hope you have a great day. Do something that makes you laugh today or just buy tickets to watch Mark Ellis on Friday. Bye, nice.

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