The Kristian Harloff Show - Steppenwolf Kicking Ass in New Clip of Snyder Cut - SEN LIVE #318
Episode Date: February 9, 2021On today's show Kristian Harloff hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Roxy Striar, Mark Ellis, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña, and Ryan Nilsen to talk Steppenwolf kicking ass in new clip of The Snyder Cut, ...'Dungeons and Dragons' casting, and we're going to talk 'WandaVision'! Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back.
Ladies and gentlemen to SCN Live.
It is the Shmodeown Entertainment Network.
Nice to have you all here today on this Tuesday.
Very excited to have you.
It's going to be a fun show.
It's going to be a light news show.
Who cares?
Do we really ever talk about the news in this show anyway?
It is nice to have you all here.
And we start with Roxy Stryor.
Hello, Roxy.
Oh, you really thought about that one.
I was like, who deserves to get introduced?
Well, I said, who deserves to get introduced first?
Wow.
You're on my good side lately.
Oh, you're on my good side lately.
I love being on your good side.
Well, because Roxy will do,
Roxy will, like, even, she's even talked about it on, like, her stereo.
She was all heated after the, after the draft,
and she called me coming in hot about something.
Yeah, and then she realized something.
something and then she did it again on text and I and I was I can't remember what it was but whatever it was
I just wrote back I almost said Roxanne but I said I said Roxy I'll give you the matches when I
give you the matches I have to go now I was like that's my that's my bad my bad because you just know
when you are as excited as I am like it's coming from a place of fashion but then I do think that I'm
like that wasn't cool but but that was it and that's why you're on my good side because you
called up and you're like, hey, sorry to be an asshole.
I go, okay, don't worry about it. Let's go.
You know, it's like, that's it's it's it's.
It's it's. It's, it's, it's, it's.
Roxy really put together a good team and she's excited about her team and
everybody is really pumped up. I already announced a handful of matches.
And I just dropped another one just now. Lacey Gillen is going up against gold
leader. So we're going to get. Oh, wow. Yeah. Pretty excited about that man.
I'm excited to see that because, um, I, I'm interested in both these players and what they're
capability is that's going to be interesting it's going to be good so uh all right that that's
who do you have in that you got i don't know enough about them um i like gold leader's personality
i really like lacy a lot she's got an attitude a good attitude i say i don't i she's got like
she is um sass i would say and i think she's perfect with kate um and i'm i'm rooting for both of them
because i really like them a lot and that's why they were able to make it into the league in the
first place. But yeah, I don't know. They're both very knowledgeable. Lacey obviously is a,
is the resistance broadcast is a great podcast for Star Wars Newsnet. So she's, she's someone that
could be really, really good. And Gold Leader just has that thing. He's got like that chip on his
shoulder. Nobody was paying attention to him except the Finstock Exchange thing. So I don't know.
I don't know. It's going to be interesting. But also joining us here today is the great Brett
Sheridan. Hello. Hey, I just realized I declined my.
invite your invite to the stereo
Oh good, that's good. Well, good, but we'll talk about that.
We'll start off with a bang.
Start up with a bang today.
Someone who always starts off in the morning with a bang,
depending on who he met the night before.
Alex Marzonia is here.
Like that one, Alex?
I did. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened in a while.
I haven't been anyone in a while, so.
No. Did you have that picture
of the weekend in the back there.
Did you guys see,
it was like a TikTok video.
They said the other side of the,
the cameraman and then you saw the actual they they showed like this guy he's he's like wrestling
and he's trying to like lay on my cameraman he's like moving it's really it's really funny um and
Ryan Nielsen is here hello Ryan red leader standing by red leader very nice you're going to
battle gold leader I'm going to battle them we're going to have a whole dog fight in the air
ah that's that's the type of morning I'm having is I just well I like fight in the sky well
we'll fight through it together my friend so it
is going to be a fun show here today.
We're going to talk about a lot of things.
And I think what we're going to try to do here with Roka, getting,
getting Roka once again, Brett, I'm going to do it to you again today.
No, David's ass so bad.
Well, Brett's hosting two days this week.
He's hosted, I think, Wednesday and Thursday.
So he's going to host two days, Wednesday and Thursday,
because you guys did get us at the last second to $1,500.
We're going to do it again.
We're going to do $1,500 for two days,
but I'm still going to set the price at, what do we get it at 20?
Well, you know, I'll just do two.
2K and we will get Brett for the whole week next week.
Oh, okay, good.
Because I promised, I promised Roxy she'd be on the show that I hosted on a very interesting stereo that we did.
Oh, we'll talk about that too.
And now I feel horrible because I just remembered that fact because she's not on tomorrow.
But next week, she will be.
Well, that depends.
We'll see if the audience cares about you enough anymore.
So is it ever as a flirt and flouse or just Brett all the days?
It's just Brett.
No flouse for now.
Did you hear that the way his voice went down?
It's just Brett.
It's just Brett.
Oh, you know how much I like the flower.
What is your hosting style?
I like to keep it to where I just throw questions to other people and I don't comment myself.
It's kind of more of, you know, I don't have.
any opinion but I usually am.
Well, the one thing I want to see, though,
but what I am curious about is because I put,
I think I put Rokka on one of your shows.
Maybe I did.
And if I didn't, if I didn't, I did, right?
Has Heisenberg donated $25.
Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Just wanted to show love for all you do.
Was just wondering if Brett has heard the catfish Zaflet in flouse bomb yet.
Don't worry, Christy and I won't be portraying the flouse like that anymore,
but I at least wanted Brett to hear that one.
He heard it, but there's...
The Cini Maniac donated $20.
Oh, boy.
Good morning, S-E-N crew.
Can we have Arnold and drunk Brett on the Maury show?
Oh, my God.
Wotto is Mori and Arnold finds out drunk Brett is his estranged son.
All right, we can hold that one for the end.
Let's hold on...
Let's try...
Impressions.
Let's do what we can do with impressions, but this is the actual...
Does that mean?
It means let's just not do them right now.
We don't have to do impressions.
We can do what we can do.
We can do. We can do the impression.
But this is the one I can't tell.
It says real Tom Brady.
I can't imagine it's real Tom Brady on Jeff Ross's show.
And House Heisenberg did this again.
So, Roxy, have you heard any of these yet?
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a long one, but it's a good one.
What's going on, guys?
First of all, shout out to you, Tom Brady, and your win last night.
Your defense was absolutely incredible.
It was lights out from start to finish.
I've never seen anybody contain patch of my homes like that.
So that in itself deserves a whole lot of praise.
So shout out to your squad and Bruce Ariens and the whole staff.
But now that you took care of business, you know,
there's a number of moves you might have to make in the offseason.
Like you concern yourself with some free agents that you have on your team that you need to retain.
But you're also looking forward to this draft.
And so like, you know, I'm seeing a lot of noise about this guy's a certain flas out in Germany.
He's a kicker.
and you know but he's apparently like the next like sebastian janikowski type of dude have you looked at this guy have you have you evaluated this guy and are you content with ryan suckup going forward are you going to look at this guys of fur and fluffs for your team next year are you into the furne and floss tom are you
you know i don't shop at ikea very often but when i do i look for football players now the wow wait wait wait what's happening here
So this guy, House Heisenberg is the leader of, there are a ton of people who have been asking questions on stereo about stuff.
Other shows.
So Jeff, Jeff Ross, at one point is Jeff Ross, every single time someone asks him out, it's a flirt and flouse.
It's like he forgets because he says the same thing every time.
He goes, he's like, oh, the flirt and flower, the flot.
He's done a bunch of different times.
And then when he had on the Joe Biden impersonator, he, he.
he thought that the flirt and post was a real guy.
And then the impersonator was like,
well, this guy's just out there doing fucking YouTube videos.
It's really good.
So there's some great,
there's some great ones out there.
And they're really funny.
And like I said,
I like the fact that they're classy because that one was,
it was,
you know,
it's,
it's part of the conversation.
They're not just bombing it and being dicks.
It's just,
here's another one that came in that I really like also.
The racism of Europeans doesn't match up to the athleticism.
of Americans in basketball, which is why you don't see a whole lot of international players
in the NBA.
But I'm telling you, man, this is a flirting floss guy out in Germany.
He's breaking, he's breaking ankles left and right, doing some crazy moves to get to the
rim.
I mean, scouts are lower on him, you know, in terms of, you know, comparing him to someone
like Janus or Luca Donkitt, but I'm telling you, he could be a big sleeper in the draft.
You've got to keep your eye out for him.
could be a sleeper
I'm going to go look him up
what's his name
I don't really
I can't really tell
I'm still look up
players and see and see what name
looks
right
I was
if I can't find
anything about him
yeah he said like
flirting flush or something
I'm not sure honestly
it's the reactions
afterwards there
the best he's like
I'm gonna look him up
what's his name
I don't know.
I just hope somebody at some point is like, oh, yeah, I've heard of this dude.
Yeah, no, he is the greatest.
Yeah, I love this.
I want to see Jeff Ross.
Jeff Ross finally go like, yeah, yeah, I've been checking out some voting flowers.
Like, I've been partying to his music and blah, we're going to roast him soon.
Like playing along with it.
Like that's that's it because every single time that they get as a flirt and floss to Jeff
Ross, oh, here's one more.
These are great.
These are really good.
I was just thinking about this.
And I just, I was scrolling across stereo.
see your your topic of catfish stories and I wanted to share mine. Luckily, this didn't happen
to me. This happened to my friend, but he spent a month in Germany a couple years ago over
the summer and he was on this app. He's looking for possible dates. Found this girl named Martha.
They met up, but apparently this guy was a 52-year-old man named Zeplurton Flaus. And the Flirt and
Flaus was this guy who had a bald head except for this one strand, this one thick strand of hair
coming across his forehead.
He was wearing nothing but flip flops.
I mean, this guy was just, it was crazy.
And obviously, the guy saw the guy,
and he dipped right away.
But, I mean, how do people just pretend to be a 19-year-old
German woman named Martha,
and we end up being a 52-year-old guy names of flirting files?
It's pretty wild.
Oh, what do you expect to happen?
They get there just black half.
You're not nice.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, you don't look quite like your pictures, but I'll give you a go.
Let's be clear.
He says he was wearing nothing but flops.
Clip flops.
Flip flops.
I thought he said he was wearing nothing but flouse.
Oh, flip flops.
It's the flousery.
I caught one live.
I just turned on the app to like accept one of Christian.
And I go, Christian, I just caught a live.
just caught a live bomb.
It was just whatever popped up.
You know, they always pop up whatever shows going on.
And I heard one live.
I should have taken a screen grab of it or something.
But it was, yeah, it's just, I was like, what?
You heard it's a flirt and floss live.
Yeah, I heard somebody bomb somebody with one of these.
As soon as I open the app and you know how it just starts playing one automatically?
Right.
Like, what is the chance of I randomly find one where somebody is bombing the phone?
It was great.
It really, a really funny.
Guy donated $100.
I have learned my lesson
donating up top instead of last
second. Here's to another week
of Mr. Wiggly. The Stexis
stereo show was fire last night
always fun chatting with you, Chunk.
Thank you, pussy.
Oh, thank you. What's the goal, Christian,
for again? So, we're
doing, we're going to do $1,500 for
two times for Brett next week. We're going to do two grand
for a full week of Brett Sheridan next week.
We're going to her full week of Brett. Let's go.
But what I was saying, though, like, Roxy, you know how Roca will pride himself on the donations, obviously, afterwards.
How badly do you think Brett shatters Roca's record tomorrow and Wednesday or Thursday?
I don't know.
I think that.
People love Brett.
Yeah, they do.
But Brett, are you going to ask for the money?
I will.
I will.
Yeah, I know that I know I've watched Christian do it.
You got to be cash about it.
But I've got to find my style.
See, Roka has his aggressiveness to it.
Christian, I've got to find the way that Brett would ask for the money.
Okay, let's practice maybe.
Like, what do you got?
Hey, guys, listen.
You know, you know that we make our money and we get all our crew here because of the stream labs.
If you don't send in the money, I will quit.
She five years ago, that would have probably got people to donate money.
now now it's a good strategy yeah yeah um very solid i how is roca feeling about
not not hosting and having bret host how'd the call go yeah like what was the vibe no he is he
he brett look as much as we break uh roca's balls uh he's a team player and he um okay yeah no he's
he's doing two this week i it's just very hard for me right now with the season starting like i i
I was planning to do three this week.
And I looked at the schedule and I'm like, I have to do this, this, this and this.
I have these matches.
I have these storyline meetings.
I have all this shit I got to do.
Texas teacher donated $20.
Hello, all you have the best sobriety cheerleader I've ever met.
Past six months sober thanks in part to her support.
She is amazing and has the biggest heart.
Also, Ben Bateman sucks.
All hail Roxy, she helps keep the needles away.
Look at how happy Robbins.
He is.
He's so happy.
I literally, as that comment was coming in, I was typing to Ryan saying,
whose cereal did I piss in is a reason I'm not on the lower third.
So I was kind of, I was kind of tuning out.
Oh, but that was good.
And like, and all of a sudden I heard that.
Yeah.
I thought I hit Mark's name.
I had yours.
This is one of my favorite, this is one of my favorite things that I've seen here.
Chris Corcoran says, Roka yells for donations like he's robbing a bank.
Concerned underscore Shmo donated $20.
No, Brett.
Don't you do it?
Oh, he means quit.
Don't you quit?
Hey, so the other thing that I was, I do want to say,
and this is for like the hardcore Shmowdown fans who maybe knew this, maybe didn't.
So the way that the structure went when we took it to Collider,
Jonathan Voico was the first person to edit the matches, right?
He did the Campia and Merle match,
and he did a few other ones there.
And then I brought in my buddy, Aaron Wilhelm.
And Aaron came in, and he edited from season three until season six,
three, four, five, and six.
He did all them.
The tone that you guys got used to in the editing style,
with questions and everything to,
That was all Aaron Wilhelm.
And I was really bummed when we had to, we had to, yeah, I know, we moved.
Yeah, thank you, the Wilhelm's scream.
But we moved, we had, when we moved to Skybann, we were doing some other things,
and we brought Eric on to do both the promos and the matches, we couldn't, we couldn't
keep on with Aaron at the moment.
So I'm very happy to say, because of the new season and everything and because of everything
you guys have been doing with, this is what I was trying to tell people when it comes to donations,
when it comes to the Patreon, when it comes to the faction merch, all that stuff.
It all adds in so you guys know where your money is going.
Aaron Wilhelm is coming back this season.
So I'm very excited about him.
He's going to be coming back.
He's going to be cutting matches.
He also was part of a deep cut team with him and Thad Williams.
They were a team for a little bit.
And so Aaron's coming back, not as a competitor, but as an editor.
We're excited to have Aaron back.
And yes, for people wondering, what's going on with Aaron?
Eric, Nerd Chronic. Absolutely nothing. He is just, we're focusing him more on the, um,
the promos and like you'll see more, more promos like for social media, more the, the promos will be
more hyped up for the, I'm getting him more involved with producing like the story inside of producing
the, the promos, like not just, hey, here's the footage to do your art that you do, but now he's
going to also be involved in the, in helping me tell the stories. So, um, yeah, we're excited. We're,
We're moving up here, and we're making some moves.
So it's another reason why to let you guys know.
You know what I'll do, Roxy?
I've been announcing everything on Twitter.
Should I announce?
Curtis the Maniac donated $20.
Just here to say hi to the lovely, brilliant, and hot Roxy Stryor.
Roxy, if this Michael B. Jordan produced series about Muhammad Ali is made,
who can you see playing your dad if he plays a role in the series?
Oh, oh.
Did I see who playing my dad if he played a role in this?
That's what they're asking.
Who could you see?
Oh, I love that question.
Well, huh.
That's a great one.
Vin Diesel, like somebody jacked and bald.
Nice.
Well, there you go.
My God looks like a rich bald guy.
And diesel.
Bald guy.
Well, you look like a ripped bald guy.
So you're saying that.
I can play him.
Yeah.
Just a bald old man.
I'd have to, a few months to.
There's an all-cap thing.
Did they talk about Sam Levine interview?
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
I think what you were just talking about.
I'm not sure what they're talking about exactly.
Anyway, so the, I'm not sure exactly what they're talking about.
I mean, I've watched some of the interview, but I don't know what they're talking about.
So where is, what was I saying now?
Oh, yeah, so matches.
So I will, I've been announcing matches on Twitter,
but I will give you one here, and it's actually fitting,
because Roxy Stryor is going to have a match.
She's going to play, actually, no.
Yeah.
But she drafted Janine the Machine.
Damn right.
Well, Janine the Machine is going to be playing a match, ladies and gentlemen,
and we're excited.
I can tell you right now who that match is going to be against,
and I want to give you the actual date itself.
Whoa.
The date of one.
when the match is airing is going to be on March 19th.
Janine the Machine.
That's a sexy date.
There you go.
She is.
That one and that nine.
She is going to be.
She is going to be facing Jader Paramo, the hurricane, uh, from the den.
And that is happening on the 19th.
So check that out.
The same, the same night, by the way, is going to be a shmow down throw.
down and I will be announcing who is in that schmodeown throwdown a little later on my Twitter and on
schmodeown so make sure you check that out I'm probably going to announce that right before um
right before backstage so that gives you any indication I'm so excited about this match Christian
the Janine match yeah coming in hot this year it's going to be good I'm I'm excited to watch her play
and I'm also excited to watch jader play jader to me is the most interesting competitor because
jader to you is the
Most interesting competitor?
I'll tell you, he's got a stat that is one of the more interesting stats.
Mostly what you see is somebody who's really good in the first round,
really good in the second, and maybe can't deliver on the five, right?
Or maybe somebody is okay in the first, pretty good in the second.
Hit or miss in the third.
Ryan donated $20.
Don't know if it was planned to be talked about,
but it was announced today that Disney is shutting down Fox's animation division
Blue Sky Studios, the studio behind Ice Age, Rio, the Peanuts movie, and many more.
A major loss in animation.
Yes, it is.
I agree with that.
But you understand from Disney, they don't need it.
I get it.
It sucks.
There's no doubt about it.
It sucks.
But you can understand for Disney that they don't need it because of the Disney animation side of what they have.
I hope that just a lot of employees are being let go.
It really sucks.
yeah that sucks
Wow
But yeah but so here's
Here's the thing with Jader was going back with
Jader is
great in the first round
stinks in the second round
like stinks
and is amazing in the third
Like that's a bizarre
It all depends though Christian on what that second round looks like
Totally I'm just saying right now
From his three matches
He has been lights out in the first
horrendous in the second
And lights out in the third
Yeah. For me going into this, I am taking Jader very seriously.
He is such a wild card player. And I think that he's really good. I just know that Janine is better.
So we have to take this very, very seriously. But I hope your stat is correct. And I hope that round two, he bombs and has the least attractive numbers we've ever seen in round three.
Well, we're going to find out because his career has been against.
your players so far for the most part so he's i think he's one and one against you
lifetime so far so okay let's uh let's get on to some of the that's this main topic here
zach snider posted a clip of step and wolf kicking some ace Alex what what say you what's the
what's the news what do you think about it go ahead why we get into this so soon
10 30 come on i know i know i know that shows this good Alex whenever you're ready
Yeah, Zach Snyder revealed a clip of his cut of Justice League this time with Steppenwolf wrecking shop on Amazon.
In Amazon.
In the, oh my God.
Jeff face says Amazon.
Just a wrecked shop.
We also got our first look at Jared Leto as the Joker in this movie separately.
But Snyder also captioned his video with Working on Justice is Gray Edition.
So, Christian, what did you think of the Steppenwolf clip?
Sexy numbers donated $20.
When Roxy goes to buy a bra and the worker says 36-D does she just yell sexy numbers.
Also, Ben Bateman's super sucks.
Two-inch is not a sexy number.
I'm missing something with...
It's really amazing how much joy proxy's getting out of this.
You can't, Brett, me and you, there's nothing we can do to make her laugh,
Louis. She's laughing at her hand over her mouth.
She's got tears coming out of her eyes.
She's falling over her.
And now you know that every schmobot is going to end with that.
And she's going to be in stitches by the end.
I only knew if every small robot that comes in and so not.
This is going to be your favorite show of all time.
So long, hi, Brett.
We got a new.
So long.
There's a new sheriff in town.
There's no use of, we don't use so long enough.
So long.
We're about, we're about, uh, 1,200 away from Brett hosting twice.
well, I wonder from hosting twice.
And that's seven.
So 600 of you donate $2 each.
Yes.
That's right.
Look at you.
See, that's the reverse.
See, that's the way you do.
That's a reverse broken.
If one of you, if one of you just took your kidney and sold it on the black market,
we'd be set up for like four days.
I'm not going to threaten anybody's cats here.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, listen, I've got to be honest with you.
I was kind of a, I'm watching you.
show and uh and you know i was well i gotta be honest i was gonna drop some money on the on the bucks
and uh and instead i had this lunatic in a cowboy hat so telling me that if i don't uh i don't spend
my kid's tuition he's gonna come here and break my break my ankles so i uh you know i i i just
you know fuck those kids get scared the hell out of me so uh then i then i drank this lady's
chocolate all right uh what's what's what's next oh yeah we're gonna talk about
What did you think about this clip?
And if you want to talk about Leto's look also.
Sure.
Well, you guys can talk about the look.
I'll talk about the clip that I saw because it was,
we definitely saw him in the theatrical cut,
but not like this.
This is a little more brutal.
This was a little bit more,
you could,
I don't know,
he's got more of that.
There's more to him,
it seems like.
He seems like he's going to be a little more menacing this time around.
So I liked what I saw.
I liked the clip.
a lot and and I and I like the excitement behind it. So rocks too, what did you think? I think that it looks
legit like I I will say that um the road to the Snyder cut for me for you Christian we've had a lot of this
but watching this I was like wow how how do you not think that this is the right clip to release
this is smart this looks badass this looks like something that we haven't seen this looks
like something that could get people excited considering a lot of people were down on the lack of
villain in the initial one. So for all of the reasons, I think that Zach Snyder knows exactly
what he's doing here. The way that you've taken to stereo, he's taken to Vero. I don't know a single
other person on that app. He literally has the full control over that. Like that app and him are
synonymous. But I love that he's just like this loyal, consistent dude who continues to put out
these images and videos and every single one of them ends up destroying the internet because
it's that big of a deal to people. So I thought this looked really good. Awesome. What did you think,
Alex? Yeah, it looks great. It looks appropriately rated R. Like it will be pretty violent. I think
we're getting a trailer this Sunday again. And I'm excited for, yeah, March 18 and 19 are going to be
great. We got Justice League coming out and it's on Ryan's birthday. And then the 19th, we get
Parama versus Janine.
and we get Falcon and Winter Soldier.
What a week.
Oh, yeah, and we're not even talking about the pay-per-view that's that.
You guys are going to lose your minds when you find out what the pay-per-view is that.
Who is it?
I'll tell you in a little bit.
Say in a little bit.
Anybody else have any thoughts here on this clip?
Brett, did you watch it?
Are we talking about the same one where it's an editing bay?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was just confusing me.
My eyes, I can't see something that's small.
I'm going, is there a different clip?
I didn't.
No, that was it.
It was just, yeah, it was, it was, it was him.
I, I, I just liked it because you can just tell the excitement that he is, he is gathering us, he's putting this thing out.
I did it now.
Yeah, I just thought I was watching the wrong clip.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, look, I also want to, I haven't talked about it in a little bit, but, uh, is anybody out there listen to my madness and pick yourself up in Oculus?
Because it's been, uh, it's just been something.
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Yeah.
I did hear that on the, in the interview last night where I think that Sam was right,
where he is going to be public enemy number one to everybody who's not on the den.
I mean, excuse me, not on the, in the dungeon.
So he's, you know, he's aware of that.
He knows that.
He's public enemy number one.
Bateman to everybody right now.
I mean, he's, he knew it, though, going into it.
He made some moves.
He did something that regardless of whether or not we think he sucks, which I appreciate you guys.
He did some really like, he pulled some trash.
The way that he went about his free agency season was so trashy and not cute.
See, I'll push back against that a little bit.
I think he was, I think he was pushing in a way that he was, he's an aggressive, he's an aggressive player.
And he made some moves.
And he was trying to get things done.
and look, ultimately the guy wants to win.
He wants to win.
And so the moves that he made got him in a position right now.
He's on a team with Dan Merle, Robert Parker,
and also had a big say in a lot of that draft stuff, I'm sure.
So I don't know if you can find anyone,
minus maybe a few people that love the game as much as Ben Bateman does.
But yeah, but there are ways that people,
people weren't excited about some of the moves that he made.
No, no, it reeked a bad dude energy.
And it was not, I think a lot of, he pissed a lot of people off.
But that might have been his intention.
Maybe, maybe it's all about, it's all about mental games.
Because, like, if you go in all pissed off against him, that's when he's going to make you pay.
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when he comes into radio it's just like I want a little button where I can push all
different things he said to us where it's just like hey it's all good Brett
don't worry he's the best he comes he comes in on every on every show that we do on
stereo, Brett and I.
And he, it's just like, it's just peace.
You just feel peace and calm.
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But Roxy, I was saying my buddy, John Pinto, who I've talked about many times in the
Colorado Live, he's a friend of mine.
I've been pals with him since, I don't know, fifth grade.
Oh, you met him.
You met him at the comment.
Yeah, you don't remember?
Yeah, I do.
I do it at the comedy club.
You watched you do stand up.
That's right.
That's right.
You got you stat with John when I did stand up in New York.
And John, I was talking to him.
I haven't talked to him a little bit.
We were talking on the phone for like almost an hour the other day.
But I started telling him about Oculus.
He goes, dude, that sounds incredible.
I'm like, you have no idea.
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Next time you should to set a goal for Roxy to help.
most. You'll raise thousands. Ben Bateman sucks. He really, really sucks hard. So hard. So very hard.
Rockie donated $20. Come on people send in your money for Christ's sake. I am not on the show today.
You got to help Roxy keep her job at least. Brett, don't worry, you are safe.
So anyway, I was, Roxy, I was talking to him and telling him about Oculus. And he's like,
yeah, I was talking about how watching a movie and doing all this.
Pinto, I was telling Pinto about the Oculus.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're back.
I went into Fantasyland for a second.
No, no, no, but I was telling Pinto about about Oculus,
and I've been playing all these games on Oculus lately,
and I've been really addicted to the mini golf.
It's so peaceful at night.
I'm just putting around my house and doing all this,
and I finally, for the first time, was able to unlock a board.
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Let's stop murdering Ben Bateman
for the day.
Oblerated.
But if they do,
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for me to host?
Is that if they're...
Every day for five years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But let's let's pull back
on the baby ban.
So good.
Go on.
Come on.
All right.
But Roxy.
My pettiness is showing.
I know.
Playing mini golf.
And I was telling Pinto, Pinto went out and bought the Oculus.
I'll be able to play.
I actually be able to play mini golf with my friend, which is incredible.
And I'm really excited about this.
For those people who haven't got the Oculus, you really miss now.
And it's a great way to watch movies.
I told you, I watched Wanda Vision.
Like, it was probably my, out of all the episodes,
episodes I've watched. It was my favorite experience because I just lay to my couch and I just watched it as if I was watching a big, massive screen. It was incredible. I didn't wake anybody up. It was loud. It was awesome. Love it. So, anyway, let's talk about Wanda Vision. And let's do some spoiler talk on Wanda Vision. I haven't really done this yet. And if you guys are missing.
No, you don't need any of this. I don't need the bandhammer. We can talk spoilers. We can talk spoilers. If you guys have, if you guys have.
If you guys haven't watched the Wanda Vision yet,
you probably should tune out because we don't really get a chance
to talk to everybody here about spoilers normally.
And normally, what do we have?
We got Intergeekdom show on Friday,
which has been great with Winston and he had Barbarian on last week.
But I don't know, wanted to talk some of spoilers.
I'm really, it's so funny, especially.
It seems like every time,
And then we went to coming back to Wanda Vision because we both felt the same way going into the show.
And I wasn't too excited about it.
I'm loving this show now.
Absolutely loving the show.
The show went from being like I almost bailed from the first episode.
They had that reveal at the end of the first that got me interested.
Second one I thought was, okay, now they're kind of combining the two of it from they go from 50s to 60s to 70s.
And then they tune back in to the MCU.
And I was like, okay.
I am I am on board now I loved episode four
I thought it was the best episode
maybe five had a good reveal
but I still think four was the best episode of the season so far
and it tied into everything
and it made one through three even better
and then this last episode
I don't I'm not going to pretend that I like
speaking of Pinto I was talking to him about
and he was telling me how much you loved WandaVision
and he's such a casual fan
and I'm like did you notice at the end
you know what happened there and he took him two seconds
to, well, I had to tell him that that's the quicksilver from the X-Men movies, not
quicksilver from the MCU. And he's like, oh, I didn't even put that together.
Oh, that's funny. Yeah, because he's, you know, he's just a casual fan watching,
watching a show. But now he's like, oh, that's, that's really interesting. So I don't know,
I, I love, I absolutely love where they're going with it. Rock, did you like the, what's,
what's your thoughts, opinions? My least favorite episode was episode four. Oh, wow.
So we're on opposite pages. Opposite pages. Yeah. I really liked episodes.
five.
Okay.
Here's where I'm at right now.
If this series ends in a way that I like it, I will know that episode five was the
transition point for me of like, here we go.
This is great.
If this series ends in a way where I did not like it, I'm really going to dislike episode
so we're kind of at a pivotal moment for me.
For you?
Yeah, for me.
And by the way, as everything I say is going to be for me, because the internet,
Right. Yeah, like this is just one one gal's opinion on the show.
Right.
I understand that there is merit to, in this series,
turn Wanda into an absolute evil sociopathic villain
who ends up crazy and murdering tons of people
and not standing up for, not being the Wanda that we had seen in the episode.
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Oh, that's not nice.
Wow.
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You guys check that out.
All right.
So, yeah, well, Ross, the thing is, I do like this idea of her.
I like the idea of taking.
So I understand that in the comics there is merit to her.
turning back into a villain.
But just because something's from the comics
doesn't mean I have to like it.
And that's the truth.
People who are like, well, you don't want to see this crazy woman,
but that's what happens in the comics.
So that's what happens.
Just because it happens in the comics
doesn't mean I have to want that to be the direction
that the show goes in.
So I hope that she does not turn into a villain.
I hope that she has a redemption arc
or that she is being more controlled
than we believe she is.
I think there's more to the story than what it seems.
And this episode opened up some possibilities for that.
So I'm definitely into it.
I also really like the sitcom element of the show,
which is why episode four was my least favorite.
I'm really enjoying going through the sitcoms stuff because I love sitcoms.
I love classic sitcoms.
I love sitcoms from all different decades.
That's like my jam.
So I really missed that in four.
And in five,
I was happy to return to the sitcom format.
Yeah, I mean,
I think that that's what I,
I knew it was going to return to it,
but I think because now that they've let us peek behind the curtain,
you know,
and that's when,
that's what I like even more,
because the first three,
when you're watching it,
you kind of know something's going on,
and then you,
as they peek behind the curtain,
you go from that fourth episode,
now when he goes back,
you know that it's all a farce,
and you know that it's,
but it's still,
it's now,
okay, well,
now how they're going to interrupt this,
and when they do,
and they back,
I like the back and forth in between kind of reality also that that makes it work.
And I think that I like the idea going into that Star Wars thing when I was talking about.
The Star Wars analogy is that I want to see how this person who we loved and who was
like this pain that she's going to ultimately from she's trying to protect everybody,
ultimately is the downfall of why she becomes this villain.
I like the idea.
I like the idea of it.
Yeah.
We're going to have to see.
Okay.
We're going to see.
Like, don't you feel like Christian that this could?
Nothing's going to, but could this turn into a DeNaris Targaryan situation?
Um, I think it's different because the difference is this is the, they had source material
that they were working with in the Game of Thrones series, right, that they ran out of
because George R. Martin hadn't finished the books and they were just basically doing it on their own.
And so they people didn't like the creative direction that they were going on.
The MCU is working off of their own personal things plus the House of M storyline that they have.
If Wanda becomes the big bad, you will be satisfied.
Well, say if it's done the right way, yeah, I would be.
Yeah, so I don't feel that way.
Yeah.
And there's no scenario where you might not feel that way, Roxy?
there is no scenario in which Wanda becomes the big bad in which I feel good about the show
yeah okay interesting she's my favorite character
and I really I to me that won't be but the thing is I'm not entitled enough to sit
here and tell you that that means that they should do what I want with the show
right I just didn't the show won't be for me okay
all right let's move on to the next one
You guys wouldn't argue so aggressively about it.
I know, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I just wanted to throw in.
I'm just excited.
Like, it makes this last episode made me more excited to finish this season.
It makes me want to jump into the rabbit holes of theories again, like I did when I first fell in love with this community and watch more videos and all those things.
And me and Van Goddard even talked about this on a whisper stereo after the episode because I didn't want to wake up my parents.
and I'm just very excited for everything, all the possibilities, and I don't really, I don't want to know.
I'm just excited for wherever this ride will take us.
Cool.
All right, what do we got next?
Are there any of the stories that we should talk about?
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All right.
That wasn't as funny.
All right. So right now, just let everybody know.
Only about 14, excuse me, about was it, $1,020.
No, $1,040 away from Brett hosting twice.
Getting a 2K.
if we were able to get him for a full week.
So that's pretty great.
All right, let's get to any other thing
that we're working on here, Alex, anything good?
We got some casting news in Dungeons and Dragons.
We got Michelle Rodriguez and Justice Smith joining that movie.
And also we have Jamie Lee Curtis joining the Borderlands movie.
So any thoughts on either of those castings?
Jamie Lee Curtis, to me, is always anytime she pops up,
it's always a nice thing.
So same thing.
I'm looking forward to good casting and good projects.
Always happy to hear about good talent getting cast.
Roxy, you feel the same?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, literally exactly what you just done.
All right.
Fair enough.
All right.
Let's get to you.
I hate it.
Perfect.
Sorry, guys.
You got to throw some fire on this.
Yeah.
She's horrible.
So bad.
She didn't tip me when she picked up food at CPK one time.
I remember you saying that.
You know what's funny about that?
is that when I dropped off
because I actually dropped off food
to her place. Which one didn't tip you?
Jamie Lee Curtis didn't tip them, but
she tipped me big when I went.
So it was, maybe it was just that day. Maybe she didn't
have it. She was. Maybe it was
Brett, maybe it was a stinky breath or something.
Before it gets out, she's like, I'm so sorry
I don't have Nick Hash right now. And, you know,
it wasn't a bad thing. Oh, that's what I thought.
Yeah. Oh my God, Brett.
No, I, that was, I was just
I'm just trying to live it up the show.
She was terrible.
No, but she was an absolute sweetheart.
She was super nice.
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Been hooked ever since episode one.
Elizabeth Paul Catherine are killing it.
Can we talk about the acting from Norm in episode five?
My big theory is that the MCU spins wonders no more mutant's line from the comics
to Bateman sucks.
you guys are brutal on this one
brutal
bait and switch
bait men switch
I get rid of honey from
all right well you know what maybe
should I give another
announcement here
I'm going to give another one
all right so I'm going to give you
hell I'll give you the whole
event let's just do it
so we're doing a big pay per view
who is it? I'm going to tell you right now
if you guys want to know what the big
event is
is on we told everybody that we're going to be launching three paper views a month we already announced
that Dan Merle and Snyder are going to be going up against other to start it in the first ever
versus that's going to be that that match alone is going to be excited to watch that's our first
pay-per-view of the month is going to be three in March and if you're at the $10 level you can get
all three if not you can get each one for $5.99 but
Here is the second pay-per-view.
This is the March 19th throwdown on the undercard.
This is the undercard.
The Beast.
William Bibiani faces.
Primetime Paul O. Yamah.
That is going to be, that's it.
That is going to be the undercard.
Now, here we go.
main event. Roxy, back on the card. The movie trivia Shmo down. Star Wars, champion of the world.
Alex Damon returns to try to defend that title for an unprecedented fifth time against
Andrew, the Hunter Dimmolanta. He is not doing the triple threat. He is going straight after Dimmolanta.
and we are doing the main event.
So Dimalanta, Damon, and on the undercard,
Bibiani versus Oyama.
Remember it.
So right now, if you're at the $10 level,
you get Snyder and Merle,
you get Bibbs and Oyama,
you get Dimalanta and Damon,
and then two more matches that we haven't announced
for the battlefield,
all at the $10 level.
And that's not including the commentary
that you get. That's not including the exclusive exhibition that you get.
That's not including all that stuff at the $10.1.8.com slash Shmodown.
Or if you like these matches, like, I just want to watch the, the, the, the, the,
Yama and Bibbs and Damon and Demilanta.
Well, 599. You can go and get it at the Shmodown Live.com.
But that's it. What a hell of a card it's been so far.
And we're, and that's not even all the matches.
There's still a bunch of matches left in March that I'm going to be announcing, but let
everybody know that that's the big thing and bibbs will talk about it on uh you know him and and o yama
so we're excited we're excited pretty huge um i don't know but in the bibbs o yama match i feel like that
is such a 50-50 shot and whoever takes that it's such a tone setter for the entire season for them
absolutely and the same goes with the one that i announced yesterday with chance and uh the kid
like that one that those are both whoever wins that match is going to and to be honest i don't feel
the same way about that one really well the winners will probably play each other well i just think that
i think that the chance and kid are not evenly matched i think the kid is a better player than chance
wow really a much better player than what wow wow i think interesting i think that oama and bibs
more suited it's going to depend on what happens here i think that when it will
we come to ohama um think about like even their knowledge based difference or like their
age gap but like what ohama has done in studying and bibs sometimes will have off games and
oh yama sometimes will have off games but they're two of the the absolute greats uh yeah i think
the kid is phenomenal and i think chance is good but he's spread thin yeah i i think that if we have
that match is going to be really good because when bibs and chance plays
to play at each other in a throwdown not last season the season before it was a scrap and to see
i want to see what ohama and bibs are going to do because that's going to be that you're right rocks
that's going to test them i think the winners will play each other and there's they're both trying
to get into title contention again you know all all four of them are trying to get into title
contention so this is this is really it's been great so far and ryan underscorpane donated
$20. Roxy, I really get where you're coming from. I personally believe Wanda is going down the path of a
Shakespearean tragedy. We see her good intentions, but her grief that is clouding her judgment,
and it'll lead her to downfall, but she won't become a villain.
Yeah. Interesting. You're telling me, Christian, that there's a chance that we get a Bibbs kid match.
Oh, no. No, no, no, there isn't. There isn't. There isn't. There isn't.
Not not yet. No. The only way that's going to happen.
Your response just now. Oh.
No. No. No. Purposely, if I'm thinking that if it go, if there are on different factions, then yes.
But purposely, we're going to try to avoid in faction unless it, of course, happens in a tournament.
In tournament, you can't, you can't avoid it. So if it happens in the tournament, it happens in the tournament.
The finals, people have been asking that. So what happens if it's like a mic and chance, well, then they'll play each other.
It's, well, they'll most likely be in different brackets. And if they make their way there, then that's the case.
Okay, let's get to, let's get to some stream labs questions.
Oh, Alex.
All right.
Let me pull them up real quick.
Oh.
No.
That's the Christian.
Oh, no.
No.
But I'll tell you right now we're at.
So just to give a heads up, we are just, we're about a thousand away to get Brett hosting two more days next week.
And then, uh, 1500 to get him for a full week, a full week of Brett Sheridan.
All right.
Let's get it. What's going on?
All right.
Conducu says, hello people.
Hope y'all are horny and healthy today.
Oh, hey, Jamal, Alex, and Soon Ellis.
Can you all give your predictions on who do you all think the final four will be in the NBA playoffs?
And Christian, your Knicks are actually playing in the playoffs standing right now.
Go, Knicks, Woot, Woot.
Fingers crossed on the Knicks, and I'll be honest, I'm, I, at all the sports, I was mostly in,
to basketball in the 90s with the Knicks when, you know, Ewing and Starks and, and I,
and I tried to, when Carmelo came on, I tried to follow again and then they still just
disappointed me again. But if I will be, and I'll admit it thoroughly. If, if they actually
get, if they start doing well in the playoffs and I start watching, I'll watch, I'll watch,
tune in a couple of games and then I'll, I'll be a front runner and watch them. I have no problem
admitting that. But I root for them, obviously, but that's, I can't pretend to, I'll let, I'll let,
what Ellis predicted when he gets in here.
I hope it's 76ers, Lakers.
Thank you.
Me and Ryan, me and Ryan,
I have a feeling it will be.
Back and forth.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's see, what's the next one?
All right.
Busy O'Connell says, hello everyone.
Regarding the topic of best comedies
of the last decade, or 15 years.
Shoot, sorry, I need to refresh this.
Girls trip, am I right?
Nobody's...
Nobody's...
Nobody bail them out.
What the hell's going on?
What's happening?
I had to readjust my window size,
and then it, like, lost my place in the stream labs.
So I'm going to ask the question now.
The topic of best comedies of the last decade or 15 years,
I think that the Thor 3 and Wolf of Wall Street
are two of the best comedies of the last 15 years.
Do you all agree?
Can y'all give out some of y'all's best of the decade?
What would be...
those and what we do in the shadows also?
I'm going to pretend that I understood that.
Best comedies of the last 15 years.
I probably have to throw a hangover in there, right?
Yeah, 2008.
Is that 2008?
What kind of shoddames?
I don't have to really think about it.
I got to think about it.
I honestly love 21 Jump Street.
I loved Girls' Trip that came out a few years ago.
And a lot of comedies nowadays,
they're pseudo-dramas.
have a lot of comedic elements.
I think those, like the World's End,
Edgar Wright's,
Cornell trilogy is great.
Those are probably my favorites.
Those are good one.
All right, what's next?
All right, Dragon 17 says a manager was on an interview
and said the new point system will no longer,
will not apply to the number one contender
in title matches in March and February.
Is this true?
No, that is incorrect.
100% incorrect.
I texted Sam because I did hear that.
Sam Levine last night said on the show
that because of the point system,
because the matches that were set up last season
with Mara and Chandrew and,
and who else,
and Laura and Molly,
because of that,
the point system from last year would be this season.
That is inaccurate.
It's not,
what was said to the managers in that text thread was
if Roxy would have drafted Dimalanta
and because he's playing Damon,
it was already set up,
or if,
Winston would have drafted Mara,
because he was playing Andrew,
then the points of that match would have gone to the,
to three points apiece because we,
we, we were not going to just let someone draft seven points with the new system.
Ironically, it didn't matter because Tom took Dimal,
I mean, um,
Roy took Dimalanta and um, Kaiser took Mara.
It didn't matter for Winston.
It didn't matter. It's something,
that actually the audience never needed you guys never even no you never needed to know anyway i think
i think sam was trying sam was saying he thought it was something else he thought sam thought that it was
going to be that that it would be announced to that those points were going to like guess what
everybody this match isn't worth it's it i was confused by it as well which is why i called immediately
was on the phone you come in and yeah yeah and then i and that's why i made sure that i told everybody
that and and i sent once i sent the voice message sam seems like oh i just i misunderstood that so
okay what's next
Brandon Buck also asks about it
Christian can you clarify the news from trail to action
that Levine said that matches announced before
New Point System was announced we'll have last year's
point system. 100% true
Yeah same same thing
true one
Dagan says hey group Corey Cameron and myself
will be breaking down the announced matches for season 8
of the Shmodown so far today at 4pm
on stereo I hope you all can check it out
thank you very much day again
I'll check it out
Ryan Walterson says, don't know if it was going to be talked about today,
but it was announced today that Disney is going to be shutting down Fox's feature animation division,
Blue Sky Studios, the studio behind Ice Age Rio, the Peanuts movie, just to name of you, a major loss.
Are you surprised that they're not trying to sell it off?
Yeah, I mean, yes, I think so.
It's like, why not?
I don't know, maybe they don't want the competition.
I don't know, maybe they can bring in other people.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, it's true.
All right.
What else we got?
Joe O.K. says, my granddad has the heart of a lion and a restraining order from the zoo.
Tyler Gosha says, my wife got me a swag hoodie for an early Valentine's.
It's awesome.
It's so comfortable and I love it.
So if anyone hasn't gotten merch yet to support your faction, well, what are you doing?
Get on it and get a shirt or something.
That kid.
That kid.
That kid in the star shirt.
Oh, so great, isn't it?
Oh.
So this is what a...
divided and I got the better half.
Yeah, for those people who don't,
and for those people who don't know about the,
first of all,
the material,
it's the best material we've ever had for any Schmodeown merch like ever.
It's really incredible.
And for those people who weren't aware that this year,
when you get Schmodeown merch,
the Shmodown faction merch,
to be specific,
it is going into a big pool.
and basically now all the competitors that you love,
all the competitors and the managers that you love,
you guys are setting the goal of what they are playing for at the end of the season
because every time you buy something of a faction merch,
whether it's a mug or a sweatshirt or a hat,
whatever it is,
a percentage of the profits of those,
of that particular merch goes into a pool that they will be playing for at the end of the year.
I'm going to post the link in the chat room right now,
so if anybody wants to check it out and look at the,
the full, the full gear.
People are asking about the corruption championship design.
There was just a little snafu.
It is going to be on the site.
If you're a corruption fan, you want to buy the, the collection.
I'm sure you did.
The corruption championship merch, that'll be up there too.
So, all right, what's next?
I'm jumping over to Super Chat, so make sure to get your stream labs in so you can ask more questions there.
Nick Bascom says, thank you all for giving us an escape from the craziness.
Love you all.
Shumovil.
Hi, Brett.
No, thank you.
I appreciate that.
you're new. Jamie John says Christian, do you want one last time stone cold Steve Austin to wear the vest and open a can of Woobass at Mania against Roman Reigns?
I think it'll be fun to have him do an appearance. I don't know how active he can he can be now. I mean, the guy's, you know, he's in his thing.
He's 56, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's, he's, so I can't see him. I can't see him doing doing that. But I'd like to see, I'd like to see him show up. It's always good to get that pop.
from the crowd when he shows up.
So yeah.
Yeah, he's got 20 years on Roman Reins.
And on top of that, I don't know how you're feeling about it, Christian,
but like I don't want to see anybody opening a can of wharf ass on Roman Rains right now.
Right.
Well, why not?
You like him a lot?
I really do.
Yeah.
Also, I just think, like, you know, for all of the reasons, like...
Bo Jets donated $20.
Hi, guys.
It's the time.
2021 streaming service draft.
You only get three streaming services to keep on your team who you got.
I have Disney HBO Max and Amazon Prime.
A year ago, Netflix would have been number one for me.
Did you, that Schmobot came in like, like,
who's Eugene Levy's, Dan Leeu, Dan, right?
Yeah.
It sounded like Dan Levy when he, play that beginning of, listen to the high guys.
The Bojacks.
You got it.
Bojacks donated $20.
Hi, guys.
It's the 2021 series service drive.
You over get three straight.
You watch X-Nell this weekend.
You're thinking about Dan Levy?
I like Dan Levy a lot.
I like that show.
Shit's Creek a lot.
And this always comes up when we talk,
rocks,
and I know there's only so much you can say.
They need to gut Saturday Night Live.
Saturday Live needs new writers.
They need new.
They need a lot.
They need some new cast.
They need a lot.
I was, because I watched.
I disagree.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I think the news kills it.
The news is phenomenal.
The news is phenomenal.
I love what, what those guys are doing.
That they're my favorite part.
I make sure they're,
they're killing it.
I just don't laugh at that show anymore.
I just don't know who's writing it.
And the problem was right after I watched in an episode the other day,
right afterwards,
They showed like an old school one from like, it was like 92,
and I don't think you could get any bigger than Madonna, right?
And Madonna opens up and it's got Phil Hartman and like Jan Hooks as Clinton and,
and Hillary.
And she's out there singing this song and whatever.
And it's just, you just watched away this entire show,
it was just formatted so differently and written so differently.
I don't know.
It just hasn't been good.
I felt for Phoebe Bridgers when she tried to smash her guitar
Oh my God
It didn't work
That was
That was smashing guitars
That was
That wasn't good
Wasn't good
Wasn't good
Oh there he is ladies and gentlemen
Oh there he is ladies and gentlemen
Mark is a prediction on the table for you that I can't answer
Playoffs
Does the prediction involve
how am I going to be welcome to the show?
Hi, basketball.
What do you got to basketball?
And can you read the last five tweets from Jason Glenn?
I can do one of those things.
What's the basketball question?
Is anybody wondering which 1995 basketball game I watched over the weekend?
Because I'll tell you.
It's got to be the Spurs.
It was Wake Forest taking on Duke in the ACC tournament from 1995.
What a girl.
So what last night we were we were texting each other.
Ellis and I text each other about we again a common bond has been these Jason Glearn tweets.
And there's no chance that Jason Glearn has 100 to 200 to 400,000 followers.
Does he not have hordes of people coming after him?
It's like it's just he's such a hidden gem of a follow.
Yeah.
Christian and I were basically last night.
Parkness McMurray donated $20.
I'm excited for the March 19th throwdown.
The Star Wars belt is staying with Damon and the Stars.
I have my The Stars shirt cap and stickers.
I hope they soon offer larger sizes in the shirts and hoodies so I can buy more.
Can we get a Bateman-Sucks shirt?
No.
Nice.
All right.
In all fair, it is just because I'm loving these and you guys know I love,
I'm obsessed with all of you, but just taking one second.
I could not have more love for Ben.
I hope everybody's taking this as the joke it is.
He is incredible at what he does.
And even though I hope that he loses every schmodeown match at all time,
absolutely nothing but health and wealth and success and all the things.
So you can keep them coming,
but just please know that it is in good jest in humor and not in serious.
Right.
Thank you.
Just wanted to clarify.
Mark, you were saying before you got interrupted, I'm sure you're going to interrupt it again, but go ahead.
Yeah, Christian and I were devising ways last night to bring the entire Schmowdown down, and one of them is for us to read our text chain during overtime of a match.
So if a match goes to overtime, instead of asking movie trivia, we just ask you to complete the sentence that Christian or Mark just telling.
Yeah, and we'd be off the air, and yeah, you never hear from us ever again.
We would be yanked. If you're asking me for my NBA prediction this year, uh, sorry, Ryan, you're not going to like it.
I still either have the bucks or maybe the nets taking on the Lakers and losing to the Lakers in the fun.
The 76ers, you're a paper tiger unless you show me somebody else.
So then in B that you can rely on in the playoffs to.
How about the Knicks?
Yeah.
Yeah. Is Phil Jackson and Walt Frazier walking through that door?
Yeah. They're finding any of youing a championship.
It's good God.
Is that Willis Reed's music?
No, sorry, but.
I know.
I'd get all these references.
It was the best.
Did you see, did you wind up seeing soul, Mark?
I did not.
I saw it like the first 20 minutes of soul.
Oh.
And then I fell asleep.
Oh, you got to.
Yeah, you would like it.
Yeah, you would like you.
Well, see, O'Connell donated $20.
Hello, beautiful cunts.
Hope your law well.
Can I get Yoda as Henry Hill and Water as Tommy doing the house.
How am I funny scene form good fellas?
Please.
Thanks y'all and keep eating Pussy's and bunnies obviously with clean genitalias.
By manscaped peeps.
Welcome back.
Our life donated $50.
Oh, thank you.
Roxy Sexy Numbers Stryor is my favorite manager.
Go Stars.
However, Roxy I'm sorry I can't stand Tom Brady's smug-as-holio.
Oh hi Brett.
Oh hi Mark.
Pac-Man Dwayne donated $20.
Hey guys, I wasn't going to talk about this because no Washington football team fan on the table, but my boy came in.
So here we go dot-dance, neither sell the damn team.
We don't have a name, and now we don't have cheerleaders you, sir, is fuck-boy, and I need you gone.
You said it.
I feel you agree with Pac-Man Dwayne here.
Yeah, it's just fun being back on the show.
Roboog dropping sea bombs at me.
Oh, you have no idea.
This is a light day.
And you talked over the fact that one of the names was Pussy O'Connell.
Into which, you know.
One longs for the classy days of a tongue punch fart box.
Oh, he's still around.
He's still around.
Still around.
I think he's even contributed on this show.
But Pussy O'Connell.
Eventually, when all of us get to be like old age in retirement homes,
are we going to be opening like the obituary page and be like,
Oh, tongue punch fart box.
Yeah, it's true.
Well, the best is, you missed it,
one of the ongoing jokes here was Marzonia was excited.
He's like, oh, Pussy O'Connell's back.
And he reads it to the comment.
And at the end, just very nonchalant, goes, thank you, pussy.
Thank you, pussy.
I love that we have the actual sound bite of that.
I imagine Marzonia's thank you, pussy,
pairs nicely with my balls.
Yes, we have that as well somewhere.
I'm sure we'll...
Balls!
There you go.
Oh, that was a juiced up balls.
Yeah, it sounds like it had applause behind it.
That's got to be Giroka balls.
That was a Markball?
Yeah, let's hear it again.
Let's hear it again.
Balls?
Andrew Burnett donated $20.
Thanks for the shout-out.
My daughter loves her new sweatshirt.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm so happy about that.
You have really crappy taste.
You're just lucky.
your kid has much better taste.
That's true.
Hey, Alice, did you get your,
uh,
your shirt yet?
I did not.
I did not get the shirt that I wanted that no longer exists,
apparently.
There was a Schmodeown tank top that I asked Christian to get for months.
And then he texted me last week.
He's like, yeah, we, we, we don't have that.
I'm just getting you a shirt.
So,
well,
yeah, we didn't have tank tops apparently.
Hey.
I,
I,
special requested specific shirts, too.
I don't know if they're going to come through.
I probably not.
Yeah.
Is this our, where we talk about the shirts we didn't get segment in the show?
Yeah, you never got, you never got to flirt and flouts, huh?
I never got the one where I was on the goddamn.
Yeah, that we, that we need to figure it out.
I never got mine either.
Yeah, yeah.
I never got my shirt that said, thank you pussy.
Yeah.
Just to be fair.
Right.
What have we said, don't grab?
What have we just said, don't grab them, thank them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about that?
Thank you.
All right.
What's next?
All right.
Next one from House Heisenberg.
What's going on, Ellis?
I was pumped to see Washington do so well in the playoffs.
Taylor Heineke is a legend, but you need to upgrade that kicking game.
Have you heard of this new German kickers of Flurinplas?
A lot of people are buzzing about him.
Welcome back.
I'm glad y'all are making friends.
Would you ever do a show from the freezing chamber?
would I ever do a stand-up show from the cryo chamber?
Not a stand-up show.
Just like have a microphone in there and do like a, do a show.
Do you have your balls hanging out?
Because I don't know if we want to.
No, I was going to do a whole series of them.
Oh, I was going to have like, I was going to take a guest, you know, like maybe a girl who wanted to give it a whirl to the cryotherapy chamber.
And I, and I was just going to do, it was just going to be a fun.
Me, guys.
Yeah, I feel, but isn't it like it's, I feel like you, I, be honest with us.
The reason why you started all this is because this is the closest you can get being on solo.
Yes.
Yes.
I thought so.
A thousand percent.
Every time they open the freezer for me to come out, I fall face for it.
I figure.
You can't see a thing.
But next time you do it, I'm going to be there.
And I'm going to go, ho, ho, ho.
You should.
You should come by.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Humba.
Dumba.
Humba.
Oh, hoon.
Elis.
Pumpacapum, boom.
You know they had an open.
open mic at that canteen and it was just the best rowdiest open mic do you understand how much i was
shadow dragon productions donated twenty dollars the light of the beautiful moon just silently falls
into ruin into the beginning this admiration i have locked away still reaches far away into the
darkness all the days i spent alive with you are a gentle song it's very beautiful thank you very
You're a pussy.
That's the new one.
But Ellis, do you understand how much at the comedy store I would have paid to be able to push that button for some of those people at the open mic to just write down to the rancor?
Right down to the rancourt.
That's pretty much how it feels doing the pot look at the comedy store.
When you bomb open, you would rather be eaten by the rancor than deal with the comics in the back afterwards.
Oh, oh.
That's Bobby Lee.
Dumbah go humba fimbab, tomba, oh, bimba hondo.
Let's face it, Christian, you and I both know 10 people
to look a lot like Jabba the HUD.
We're doing the open mic at the comments.
Easily.
And a lot like Bib Fortuna.
I can tell you that.
Wow.
Not just that.
Not just about that.
Job is coming in.
Wants to make sure you're all right.
Job is going to be here.
Don't know.
Don't look him.
the eyes. Don't eat his frogs.
Okay. Oh my God. You know, I would say, sorry to everybody because it's so inside baseball,
but we're going to have a robot in five seconds, call everybody a cunt.
Yeah, that's right.
That ruts the robot does. Big earner comes in. Makes a lot of money.
Spending money.
So good. All right. What's next?
We did get a question from Bojax, the Shmobot. Earlier, who do you got in your three streaming
services for the 2021 streaming service draft?
pick three well right now right now currently what i'm what stuff that i'm watching and because of the family
i would have to go disney plus netflix amazon those are the three that i would go are you are you sure
about that wow oh no no no no i'm not sure about that i'm not sure you're right you're right i'm
going to switch it i'm going to switch it i have to remove amazon and and and and put in hbio max
thank you yeah yeah i forgot about all the movies coming out so hbomax would be third yeah i'm the
mysterious third bubble appeared on my HBO Max account.
And let me just tell everybody, it's a word I cannot repeat here.
And it was like, wait, what is that?
Am I being hacked?
And then it literally took me two seconds to be like, oh, that's hard.
That's why I did it.
That's why I did it, because I wanted to make sure you knew.
I want to know what the word is.
I'll tell you afterwards.
I don't like not know.
It's another inside.
It was another inside joke.
Wow.
You got a good.
We've got a ton of them.
Do you know, I got a, Ellis, it was funny because I got something, it was from our Tumblr or Shmo's no Tumblr account and said, congratulations for 10 years.
And I'm like 10 years, bullshit.
We've been along with that.
It's like Tumblr.
I haven't used Tumblr in 10 years.
Humbleer.
Wow.
Yeah, if I had to go three streaming services, Netflix is in, ESPN Plus is in.
And I'm tempted to say, I'd probably go Amazon.
but I've been catching a little bit more Hulu recently too.
So I'd probably say, I'd probably go Amazon.
You're not, you're not taking Disney Plus at all.
I mean, I'll pay for it again when the Mandalorian thing comes out again.
I don't, how's Wanda Vision?
Everybody talks about it and I applaud the effort.
I like that it's a, it's a left turn in the MCU, but like it, you know,
I think, I think you'd probably go through the same shit I went through at first.
Like I was ready to bail after the first episode.
But once you lock in and go on the ride, it's a pretty good ride.
Jonathan Caro donated $20.
He is the sexy number, number 20.
Hey, everyone, been a while.
Spreading some love to everyone today.
Can't wait for season eight of the Shmowdown.
To war.
In honor of his birthday today, what are your favorite Joe Pesci performances?
Have a great day.
I mean, it's hard not to say good, fellas.
fellas, raging bull.
The fellow's raging bull, my cousin Vinnie.
Let's not leave out how great him and Daniel Stern are together at home alone.
I just said that.
Yeah.
I just watched.
Ellis, you know, I just watched Lethal Weapon with the wife the other night, which is trying to get the wife to watch heat.
She won't do it.
I got a better chance of her rewatching all the Star Wars movies in one day.
She won't watch heat?
It's crazy.
I can't get her to watch heat.
I can't it's it's nuts and I'm telling him this is a great movie so instead I'm just been quoting Pacino the whole day to make it
cement the fact that she'll never watch heat um yeah so it just he's got some great lines my fit one of my favorite
lines is when he's with tone low tone low and totally goes I man I get killed telling you this shit you get
you get killed walking you doggie is there's just so many amazing amazing lines throughout that but anyway
um so ridiculous in that movie he's so over the top it's a great it's give me all you got
give me all you got don't waste my motherfucking time there's so many great lines so many good lines
right the one that's so subtle that no one really talks about i had coffee with mcculley
a half an hour ago it's like christian i know you are such an incredible dad and a great husband
but then these moments that i feel for your wife so hard well look my wife my wife she said
then she's like, well, how about we watched lethal weapon? I thought that was a good compromise, right? So we watched,
we watched the first lethal weapon. And I got to tell you, I was very impressed with somebody in the
Facebook group because I posted a random shot that it's like, I said, no one's going to get at this.
I said, what movies is from? And I put the, put the picture in. And there's one dude, actually,
and then Clee Wiggins got it too, but they both got the lethal weapon shot. But the first
lethal weapon is just such a great movie, man. It's so good. I'm going to, I think we're going to watch
the second one too but there's a shot that i pointed out to ellis and this is in you know 80s the shot
in an 86 came out in 87 but um it was right near mark and i where we used to live this
our old neighborhood and there was a shot right there and i and it's in between like third and
sweets are there mark it was it was it was crazy yeah it was the laundromat right yeah it was the laundromat
and but it was it was it wasn't a laundromat at the time but it was and it was like a convenience
like the whole it was like you could tell it was the actual street corner but like everything it kind of
changed up it's pretty awesome do you remember that guy okay so i had just moved into the neighborhood
like literally right across the street from christian and i go over to christian's house because i was like
coming back from the gym or something and i was walking back and i saw this guy and christian saw this
look on my face like i was white like i saw a ghost i was like hey hey i think the nazi and as soon as i said
nazi christian cut me off he's like i know what you're going to say you think that the guy who played the
Nazi and Rosa the Lost Dark lives on this street.
I've seen the guy you're talking about.
It's not him, but he looked back to the
absolutely.
That's amazing. Yeah, one time,
one time I was, that what the word is
on the, um, the third bubble?
Nazi. Wow.
And then I was, and then I was convinced.
I'm still convinced to this day that I saw, um,
not Vladimir, but Vitaly Klitschko working on his car outside of my apartment with
no shirt on just like,
real goodness. I'm like, holy shit.
I could have happened.
That could have happened.
Awesome.
Anyway, all right, let's get to some more of these questions.
What do you got?
Tagman Dwayne says, hey guys, Christian had a question for you about Shmodum.
I remember you was talking about adding the anime Star Wars to the Star Wars League with maybe books.
Would you do this with MCU television shows because they expand the storytelling?
Eventually the answer to that question might be yes in both because it ties in.
The reasoning would be that it ties into the movies, right?
The argument against it is like, well, it's not the T's not the T.
trivia shmodown. It's the movie trivia shmodon. Yes, but these shows like the Mandalorian and these other, they tie into the overall canon and lore of the films themselves that they're based on. So this season, no, but it is highly likely that moving into the next year that is very possible, the television shows of MCU and Star Wars could show up in both those divisions.
And technically Wanda Vision and Falcon and Winter Soldier are limited series.
They might not get second season.
Right. That's right. Yeah.
All right. Next one from tongue punch fart box.
There you go, Ailes.
Rank these characters' arcs from worst to best.
Aria Stark, Walter White, or Brett going from the son of a woman to perhaps the greatest SEM personality ever.
A what of a what?
A what?
A son of a woman.
Oh.
of a,
substitute a
I'll say it in other context.
You don't know.
It is true that he is
the son of a woman.
Yeah, it's true.
All right, what's next?
You're not going to rank him?
Oh, what?
Rank, which one?
It's Aria, Walter White,
and Brett going from a son of a woman.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
I would go, Brett first,
Walter White, and then are you?
Sorry, Brett.
I'm going you third.
Oh, that's all right.
I'm going, Walter.
Ari, because I think Ari always had the psycho in her.
She just got to, you know, express it.
I think Walter, Walter had a darkness in him, but it was much deeper buried.
And Brett always had that ability.
We just now let it bloom in front of the world.
I have to agree with Mark Ellis' assessment of the situation.
Thank you, Rock.
Great mind.
Oh, and just for the other question, I forgot to mention hoopla.
I'm going to go all hoopla for my streaming service.
There you go.
I'll take a great thing.
I'm all back. Didn't do that answer that one.
All right. Now let's go. What's next?
Broom Hilda says Eric Striffler was on the Good People Association today.
So fingers crossed, he comes on this show too.
He mentioned spending his new years watching the New Year's show you did, Mark.
Hope y'all are well.
Eric Stryffler is the man. I love that, dude.
That's the guy in the van, right?
Yeah, I was the guy.
Remember how much heat I got?
I don't think I ever got as much heat as I got for that episode of Collider Live.
You asked me, you called me up.
You're like, hey, did I go a little heavy on this guy?
And I went, yeah, a little bit.
Yeah. I mean, people were fucking pissed at me. They were so mad.
Let it go, Roxy. Let it go.
I wasn't judging anything. I just am the most curious person I know, so I just had so many questions.
That's fair.
Somebody tells me they live in a van by choice. I have a lot of questions.
Down by the river. All right. Keep going.
Morse code Z says, so if I drink hot cider from my brand new Star Wars, brand new stars, monk, is that clear enough not to upset you, Roxy?
Happy Tuesday, Shmobile, and F. Ben, wink.
Perfect.
All right.
Popcorn says,
Hi, Alex.
Did you see Malcolm and Marie?
I did and thought it was a hot mess.
I just thought it was weird having a black man talk about racism in Hollywood
when knowing that a white man wrote this took me out of it.
Yeah, that was a problem I had with it.
And also, he was just very on the deep ends in that movie.
Why am I hearing that everybody, like so many people, critics thought that the movie was
trash and then a lot of people on Twitter were like raving about this what what's the situation probably
because he straight up attacks critics the whole movie like he calls out like specific LA critics
for at least 30 minutes who does he call out was there was Indywire so I guess that's
David Ehrlich and then the LA Times which I don't know her name but he like for giving the
giving assassination nation bad reviews and so he's just kind of getting back at them
and uh
little petty
yeah
performances are good though
they did the best with what they got
yeah I'm saving Malcolm and Marie
for the next time I think being in a relationship
is a good idea
alright what's next
50 shades of geek says hey guys sorry
no Shmovot today Roker threatened my life
with a cereal spoon yesterday to donate money
to the show so I'm spent for the next
week hashtag Bainment sucks
well then very nice all right what's next
come on they're funny though
Pretty Shades of Geek says, Christian, thank you so much for commenting on the video I made on the Facebook group yesterday.
It means a lot.
It makes all the hard work pay off big time.
Also a big shout out to the movie guys for subscribing to my channel.
They're the best.
That video was great.
It was like a good, it was just a nice video with all of the characters and basically going off of the last season.
And it was really well done.
So thank you.
All right.
The Shiazegu is back saying, here's my Wanda Vision prediction.
one of the twins grows up to be J. London.
Why? Because he was born nine months prematurely.
Thank you.
I sent you this show with my stereo last week,
but you thought it was a spoiler, so he skipped it.
No hard feelings.
Oh, that was good.
Was that J. London?
Well, it wasn't actually J. London, but it was someone...
Are J. London?
Yeah, yeah, it was someone who was quoting Jailen.
I did his whole set on this show.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, I found a lot of his jokes,
and I just started reading them off,
and I was so excited.
And I said,
I get why this guy had so much fun telling these jokes because it got the reaction.
I think Roxy was on one time when I did it.
And like her reaction was like every person I saw in the comedy store that didn't get J.
London,
like it was great.
And I think that that was what made him so awesome was the fact that like he could,
if you got him,
you're like,
oh man,
but if he didn't,
you're like,
what am I watching right now?
But he was, you always wanted to be in the room when he went on stage.
Because like, you know, as a comic, when I get on stage, I just want to start crushing right away.
He had to have known every time he goes on stage.
His first five jokes are just him digging himself out of a hole.
Like he instantly starts out in a hole.
And so we'd all just love watching to see if he could get out of it.
My ex-girl got so mad at me once because we were at the store and we had to get somewhere.
we had to leave and I had already been hanging out too long and she said we have to go and it's
relieving j londing gets on stage and i go i i've got to watch she's like you've seen this guy
a thousand times we have to go and i go i have to watch him and and he starts up let's just listen
to the air conditioner yep yep did you know it was a year to go today it was a year ago today
i one time saw a stationary star move thank you i've never
heard of this person. Is that weird?
No, not necessarily. He was on,
he was on like the first or second season of
last comic standing and
he's just like, um,
I work at the bed bath and beyond section.
I work in the beyond section.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Thank you. So we should come over
and beat me over the head with this. Thank you.
Uh, one of a kind. It's so good.
I like what you just said.
Which one?
I'm saying they're like very short and quick.
I'm looking up, I'm looking up different quotes.
No, you're going to make me do it.
You're going to make me do the playground and put me on.
Here we go.
This was my favorite one that he always did that I waited for,
that Winkleman and I would quote all the time.
You know what burns me matches.
It all, it all started when my dog receives free roll over minutes.
Thank you.
People read me, but they don't subscribe.
I went to the doctor and he said,
I had acute appendicitis.
and I said, compared to who?
I went on a date with a weather girl.
We talked up a storm.
It's all right.
I really like this guy.
I go around slashing tire prices.
Thank you.
It would be like, I would compare him to Stephen Wright.
Like, I don't think anybody's in Stephen Wright's class,
but it's a similar style to like that or even like Mitch Headberg.
It's also his look.
His look is what all.
also did it because he's like this short he absolutely looks like a caveman yeah he's this short
stocky new york dude he used to box back in the day he was a boxer so he's got like the flat
kind of uh beat up nose and just this slash like hair and he was absolutely one of my favorite
comedians ever to watch and he was such a notebook too and like a crumpy like he's slipping through
him and suspenders.
Oh, it's so good.
Is he gone?
I don't know where he is.
No, no, I'm not, I haven't seen him in a little bit.
No, he's, he's still around.
And he is just a sweetheart of a guy, too.
He really is, yeah.
In the conversation, the nicest guy you'd ever want to talk to.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow?
Thank you.
Oh, that's so good.
All right, let's keep going.
Oh, no, what happened?
All right, fun.
We'll keep doing it.
Hello.
I put spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
Thank you.
All right, Alex.
Alan Smith, he says,
Hey, guys, in honor of my favorite actor of all time,
may I suggest a Bill Murray wheel slice
in future Shmota matches?
I mean, Reynolds Crip is great,
but she's no Bill Murray.
Also, a crow wheel slice would be nice, too.
Thanks, everybody.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
We're here.
Bill Murray, underrated Bill Murray movie,
quick change.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's Regina Davis.
Absolutely.
But you're talking.
I don't even know what that movie is.
I'm going to guess.
Let me guess.
I'm going to say,
I'm going to say,
I'm going to say it's
I could be 1990
but I'm going to say 92.
I'm saying 89
and I believe I'm correct.
It's 90.
Oh!
I mean,
what did you mean, Mark,
when you said,
and I believe I'm correct?
Well,
let me guess, Mark.
Let me guess.
I think by,
and I believe I'm correct,
I think that you meant
that you think you were right
that that was the year.
Just felt like you felt certain
As opposed to just taking a blind shot in the dark
I actually thought I remembered seeing on the VHS jacket
When I rented it as a kid that it was made in 89
So that I feel like I had some backup
I had 19 I had 19
That sentiment I often speak and believe I'm correct as well
Mark I don't I don't think that that blunder in teams matches goes
I'm glad that it doesn't people don't talk about it
But I think that was one of the biggest blunders and
What is it?
When Mark and I lost the team titles, we were in position to, we were in a position to clear the board.
And we had, we had spinners choice.
We, we could.
Were you playing against?
Roca and Nost.
And we had an opportunity to take them out.
And because he and I were pretty good at movie release dates, this is before we really
understood what movie release dates in the Shmodeon could be.
We were just used to, we were really good at it.
but we took movie release dates as our choice and we got destroyed.
And we didn't do very well.
Our second match we did,
I don't regret it.
I look at that like when Oyama had classics at the spectacular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And just he just got a bad role of questions.
And I still think Christian and I today could be plunked into a match and clear the board with movie release dates.
Yeah.
And look, and we did, we almost, the second time was that stupid Spider-Man 2 thing that happened.
And we had them, we had top 10 beat that time also.
And then in the exhibition match, we, we were like a point away from beating the Patriots.
So people forget that, like, that we were the first, we were first team champs.
No, we were great.
And we would still be champs if we didn't decide to throw the games because it's easier announcing the match.
I know.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't think you'll ever, ever team up again, ever.
In an exhibition or in a, or in actual, an actual season?
No.
I would say never say no.
No.
What if it was an exhibition where you each had to take, like Christian had to take me,
it was the team's game, and then Mark, you had to take someone.
I don't know if there's anybody of my caliber.
Right.
But who would that person be and would you do an exhibition like that?
If I can get in touch with Hasselhoff's people, because he's the only person that rivals you in your home country, then I would do it.
It would be me and Hasselhoff versus Brett.
And Christian.
Right.
Done.
All right, let's keep going.
All right, these nuts says,
Hi, Roxy.
Are you interested in a Powerpuff Girls live action series in their adult years?
Well, CW ordered a pilot for it.
And can someone explain what that means for what it's worth?
Yes.
I love the Powerpuff girls.
Obviously, we've deemed a lot of the World Girls after the Powerpuff girls
with, like, our colors and our intro and stuff.
So I'm a huge fan of the Powerpuff Girls.
adult live action thing.
I have no idea what that means because, like,
it works because they're kids.
So I don't know,
but I also loved Rugrats all grown up.
You never know.
Things can work out.
And it's just kind of like three badass super chicks doing something.
Sure.
Mark, someone just suggested Christian and Brett versus Ellis and Bonnie.
Hey.
I'd sign up for that.
Or even, or even the other.
Either way.
Either way, whether it's Christian and me and, me and Brett or me and Bonnie or you and
you are Bonnie. Either one, that could be, that could be cool.
All right, you can let him know, Christian, March 19th, the undercard.
We were going to tell anybody.
I either want to manage your call the match.
I like the Christian Brett and Mark Flaus.
Oh, yeah, that one.
There you go too.
Well, somebody, the one I would actually want to see is Flaus versus Fins.
But Finstock in the mask and flouse in the in the hair like that that would be do you think
that Finstock might win that yeah yeah yeah remember Finstack last last time Finstock played he he beat he beat
um both Kaiser and emma in that triple threat in Orlando so in order obviously
managers yeah Sam's obviously the best at movie trivia then maybe Winston I would say Sam then
Winston would be number two then maybe coy oh coy yeah coy maybe and then then Tom then
then Kaiser then Shannon no no you're a better thing you you would get you would get more than
Kate uh no no yeah you would no you I'm telling you you would there's she I believe I'm right
Mark. Let's do an exhibition match for you and Kate and you just, and it really is whoever
scores the most points.
Let's do an exhibition. You versus Kate. See who we won't.
I told you there's only one scenario which I ever play.
This is great. I was wondering if anybody actually caught this name here says, did anyone catch
Christian swatting at something off screen like a cat with a string? Yeah, there was a fly that was
coming right by and the camera name like that. I don't know.
if I'm a Yaggy or not, I don't think that I actually got it.
He's not here to ask, but Goddard does that a lot.
He's got, I don't know if it's a motion light or something, but watch it.
Sometimes he does this little thing with his arm.
I'll have to, all right.
Let's get to, let's keep going here, Alex.
And we've got to get to those impressions, I think.
Yeah, let's do this.
Leonard Kim says, hello, everyone, I hope all is well.
Just a reminder that you're all awesome in your unique ways.
I forgot that the Olympics are this summer and they're still scheduled to be held.
What are your favorite favorite summer Olympic events?
Shout out to Roxy and the World Girls.
In the Olympics?
Favorite Olympic events?
Summer, though.
They got rid of the boxing.
They got rid of the boxing.
Oh, man.
Used to be boxing.
Rockins fun to watch.
Yeah.
I like watching track, but I'm not the biggest Olympics guy.
Like, I'll watch basketball because it's so competitive now.
Golf is now an Olympic sport.
That's cool.
But, like, I like the track.
I like seeing who the fastest human is.
gymnastics and it's not what you're thinking it's because of their butts that's right no i actually
love gymnastics i think that the athleticism um the perseverance what do you think what do you got right
i don't like it i don't like it because it makes me too nervous watching it's like watching so i hate
watching people fall and i did like like there's no risk really of somebody falling like that in
track. I mean, people have fallen before, but it's like, it's okay. The gymnastics, it just
makes me nervous. The balance beam is the only one that makes me like clench up. Everything,
like four routines, stuff like that, but just a wooden plank and flipping on that,
that one freaks me out. Yeah, it's gymnastics for me and it's not even close. My two favorite
of all the Olympic sports are gymnastics and ice skating. So I was with you on ice skating.
Yeah, I love those are my two favorites in general.
so gymnastics for summer for sure.
No table tennis?
No, no.
Nobody said swimming.
Nobody said swimming?
No.
Not yet.
Swimming, there you go.
All right, what's next?
If she has a geek says,
oh my God, what have I done?
I started Mark and Christian on a J. London rabbit hole.
You may recognize me.
I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
Thank you.
Oh, no, now I'm doing it.
Plenty of seats.
Snyder just broke that Phil Lord and Chris Miller
are producing the new movie from the peanut butter
falcon guys.
Oh, I love those guys.
Those guys are awesome.
Roxy found those guys, and they're great.
They found me talking about my feet on YouTube.
Oh, well, there you go.
What happens?
Keep calling.
Cimal Balls says,
Saving my cheat meal for the Wanda Vision finale
and decided to celebrate at Fat Cells.
I usually go for the Fat Texas.
Do y'all have a favorite fat cell sandwich?
You know, I've never gone?
I've always, no, every time I drive by that I'm going to get it, I just wind up going to in and out, which is right next door.
That sounds like, Eliza and I used to go there regularly and just like it's, it's just the worst kind of food for you, but it tastes so good.
The Texas one is pretty good.
I don't remember there are other sandwiches, but like I've, I've ingested thousands of calories in a single sitting at that place.
Yeah, me too.
Like you get chicken, you ever get the chicken figgers in the sandwich?
Yeah.
And their milkshakes are great.
So speaking of the restaurant food for the first time we went to the Cheesecake Factory for the first time.
Wow.
Not sitting down, just picking up food to go.
So there's one in, in, there's one in Beverly Hills out here.
It's a little bit of dry, but we went.
And so I went to pick it up.
And I told my wife, I was like, she's saying, it's going to be crowded.
I'm like, nah, I won't be crowded.
I won't be crowded.
She's like, because it's going to be crowded.
It's Beverly Hills.
I'm like, it's the pandemic.
Nobody's going to be.
There's no,
nobody's going to be parked anywhere.
I'm like,
because I'm used,
she wasn't wrong.
There's no spots anywhere.
I have to go park up in this thing.
I'm wearing,
I'm wearing sweatpants and this shirt,
having shaved,
doing all.
And I,
so I walk up and this woman goes,
food dash.
And I'm like,
I go,
if that means,
I go,
I said to where I go,
I turn into Andrew Free.
I go,
I'm not sure.
what that is. And, and, and, and she goes, are you here to pick up someone's food? And I go, mine.
I was like, where I go? She goes like this, Mark. She goes, like, flips me out to the side.
And I'm like, all right. So I'm in the bag. I was like, I guess I wasn't supposed to dress like this.
But I'd look, I definitely looked like Jay London when I walked in there. You get some of those
chicken stamosas? Great, great warm up. No, I had, I had the chicken jumbaya pasta,
which I never had before. It's delicious.
Dude, I have tried every single meal item at Cheesecake Factory.
Not a fun fact, but fun fact.
A lot of times when you're on chemo, you have like very specific case buds.
And so for three years, twice a day, every day my family ordered from Cheesecake Factory.
My mom would only eat Cheesecake Factory.
That's what you was insane.
And so I just started for fun going down the menu.
That menu took me almost a year to get through every day.
Forever. Yeah. It was the first time I had never had that pasta before. My wife was like,
you like spicy food. You should get it. And it was really good. Yeah. They've got some,
they've got some sleeper hits there. Like, people go with the regulars, but like, you know,
so do you the fact with me. I'll show you a good time.
I felt so bad. That is so funny. My, my dad was the same way with Sonic.
And just gotten a Sonic, like way on the edge of town in Williamsburg. So when I'd come home to see
him like it was always sonic runs and I was always volunteering and they're like oh mark really
loves his dad I'm like well yeah but I also I'm gonna go eat it sonic yeah right yeah I'm I'm um
I was I'm I said so the one thing though my daughter my oldest because my wife does not
obviously there's a lot of fried food at a at cheesecake factory and a lot of oil a lot of oils
a lot of like a lot of spice right so it's heavy super heavy and my my daughter is not my my
wife does not cook with all those. She just has it's it's pretty healthy. So my daughter who eats a
ton in general thinks that she can do the same thing with cheesecake factory. She's slamming down
egg rolls and this and that little as she knows. She's like, I feel ill. I'm like, yeah,
that's how it works. She felt like I was handling Ellis at my wedding. It was it was it was you know,
She was not doing well, but she recovered.
She recovered.
I crushed it, guys.
I dominated it.
From what I'm told, I was great.
Did.
You were amazing.
All right, let's keep going.
The Shiazheeks a Geek says,
how about an exhibition teams match with Harloff teaming up with Brett
and Ellis teaming up with the flirting clouds?
Damn it, Brian, you stole my idea before I could send the stream lab.
This close.
This close.
Keep going.
If the Shiazheats The Geek says,
what are the chances we could see Mark Ellis with Christian on stairs?
I've been trying to get Mark on stare at Bonnie just told me that she's going to sign up.
I've been trying to get her for weeks.
We'll see if she signs up.
But I've been trying to get Mark to do it.
It'd be very easy.
Mark and I've been trying to do, I've been trying to get Mark to do a podcast with me for four months.
And I think that we can finally actually do it.
I don't think he understands how easy it is.
Mark's big thing is not just doing the app itself.
It's the initial signing up trying to figure out those stuff.
He's like, I don't want to deal with that stuff.
I just want to watch old Spurs games.
It really comes down to, I want to get paid.
Yeah, I get it.
And it also comes down to this.
I heard a stereo, I heard about 20 seconds of a stereo the other night with Brett
Sheridan and Roxy Stryer.
And it sounded like a couple in bed together whispering to each other so it was not to wake the kids.
And I was like, I just, I think I'm just going to watch TV.
So you enjoyed it.
Yes.
I listened to 20 seconds and I felt weird.
listening in.
Yeah.
I was wondering why, speaking of whispering, I was wondering why Alex, you had to whisper and
I pictured you in bed with your parents for some reason.
Like why?
I mean, you're in a house, right?
There's walls.
Why did you have to?
They're sleeping.
They're right here next to it.
I've got to fold away next to their bed.
Because he's respectful.
No, yeah.
The walls are relatively thin.
My dad is very, he's a light sleeper.
So we've got to keep it down.
I understand.
All right, let's keep going.
Are they wild in the bedroom, Alex?
Next question, Nick Castro.
Great show so far.
Thanks so much, everyone.
You are all the best.
Hi, Brett.
Hello.
Wildcard.
It says, hey, guys, first time donation here.
A huge fan.
Let's go dead in the season.
Got my hoodie coming in the mail.
Curious to see what the new IG categories are this season,
since it's my favorite division.
I'll tell you what.
The den's, no fence, rocks.
I think the Star's logo is incredible.
It's great.
The den pops on a white hoodie.
I almost wanted to get it,
but I figured it looked like it would be doing a bias
if I got it.
Yes, it would look that way.
It would, right?
Yeah, I know.
But it looked so good.
Imagine you're calling a match in your...
And wearing a den sweatshirt.
I know.
It was funny because there was a girl who posted
who posted herself in the den
shirt and she was like
I got my merch and I was like it was on a white
shirt with the I'm like that looks great
the stars one on the little kid
looked good too so I'm happy with
all of the logos it really came out great
yeah it does look sick and then there's like
this like almost off white
I don't want to call it pink because it's not
out of color
I look fucking dope on too
really good yeah
we got to wrap this up because we have to
Brett and I have our show in five minutes
on stereo so um
we do have two
impressions? Yeah, this is why
it's hard for us to do impressions these days.
What are they?
Arnold finds out that drunk Brett is his estranged
son on Wado's Mori show.
Okay, so...
Got it. Go ahead.
And
the results are in.
Without a...
Brett is
your estranged son.
I think of course, you want me to be upset here.
I'm not going to be upset. This is phenomenal.
When you look at the hair and you look at the voice and you see that the flute and flowers come out, it makes sense.
Okay, come on.
And you know the thing is that you hear.
Yeah, he might be a little, what is the world, insecure sometimes.
But when they say he fucks like a bull, it's good.
Why are you so built?
And I'm such a sloppy piece of shit if I'm your son.
Yeah.
But what they say is from everyone I spoke to your son.
They told me that your past girlfriends and,
wife said that you're hung like fast bender and you knock over
potted plants in the morning so who cares if you have pecks or not are you
indeed hungry why can i tell a lie i cannot tell all right what's the next
impression uh last one is yoda is henry hill wado is tommy doing the how am
my funny scene from goodfellas i know this one i'm actually looking forward to
see i'm tommy i think yeah whatto is tommy and tommy
you are. Funny, really? You are.
Oh, yeah? Funny how? No, no, no, no, no. Explain to me, little Yodi. Funny how?
Tell story you do. Funny it is.
No, but you said funny, like funny how, tell me how, baby Yoda.
Funny how? Not baby Yoda, just...
I'm sorry, I can't tell the voices. Fah. Funny how, though?
Is it me? Is it my size? Is it my nose? My wings? What is it?
Oh, funny. The story. You are funny. Try to tell it. You do. Do it not?
You speak backwards.
Hey, Wato. Screw you.
All right. Let's, let's close it out.
That was beautiful.
Mark Ellis. Mark Ellis, Marzonia, Sheridan, Ryan Nilsson,
and Roxy Stryor.
Thank you guys so much.
Really appreciate it.
And hey, join Brett and I right now on stereo.
Stereo.com slash Christian Harloff.
If you didn't join up, you're an asshole.
All right, guys, we'll see you in just a little bit.
Peace out, Ellis.
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