The Kristian Harloff Show - The Batman Helped Pattinson Shed the Twilight Stink

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

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But I think it was all right. Because we talked about Obi-Wan for a while. I did a big deep dive on that. A lot of cool stuff coming up. By the way, if you didn't know. First of all, you're brand new to the channel. Thank you so much. And what you should be doing is subscribing.

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Come on. What's up, everybody? Welcome back. Big thing. Hey, I don't know if you guys know, but Apple Podcast, Spotify, it's been helpful. Super helpful. So go on over there and download us. we switched it up today

so we're going with this character here and this character here you didn't even put your headphones on Brett's a mime right now I was like oh I can't hear anything in me but we can you can you now could have said I don't have audio

can you still not hear no it's all right I can hear you I can hear outside the headphones try those and you know what it is it might be because they're not plugged in usually what it is

the headphones Jeff on doing it baby Oh yeah, we're back, baby. Put the spectacles on. Ooh. The flouse is back. Hello. The flouse is back.

You were so blurry earlier, Steph. Not anymore. You can see clearly now. Yes. I could see clearly. Look at you wearing that Twilight. How long have you had, is that like, so let me ask you, I'm going to guess before you answer this. But I want you, me and you, we'll try to figure this out.

Was this a shirt that Steph has always had because she was a Twilight fan? Or was she like shopping on? Melrose and like saw like a shirt in the in the rack and said oh I got to get that it looks fairly new because of the crease on the arm unless she irons her shirts so yeah so she was shopping on Melrose and picked up like yeah so you said this is this is this is fashionable now it was a gift dickhead because somebody knows me and loves me and you love twilight oh my god I'm a twi heart so you must have been losing your mind when patents and got castes the batman yes I've been team Pat for ever

Me too. People didn't realize, obviously not his best work, but still one of his greatest works. Twilight. Yes. My man can act. Yes. He can act. He's a really good actor.

And especially, I mean, a movie that no one saw called the Rover. That's what sold me. I want to see that one. Oh, it's good. He's really good in that movie. Yeah, the lighthouse rocks. Good time. Good time.

Yeah. He's no joke, man. He can really, and I think that he's definitely now he's won over the mainstream audience now with the Batman. I think he's finally starting to shed. the Twilight stink. And same year happened to Kristen Stewart too, I feel like. True. Right.

Spencer. That's right. Well, she's been, but she's been kind of, they both have been crawling out of that thing for a bit. And it's not easy to do when you're a movie like that that made so much money, a franchise like that made so much money that the two of them were kind of pigeonhole. The other one who can't act, the wolf boy. He's on your shirt.

No, I know every scene with him. the ones that make it pure comedy. Yeah, he's not getting that. He peaked at Shark Boy. Yeah, he's not, he's not, nothing against the guy. I don't know, but he's not. No, he's a good guy. One of my best.

He's really good. You didn't you have coffee last? Oh, he served you. Yeah. He's a good kid. Just, you know, he just got a bad, got a bad break, you know. Hey, look, you peaked at a sharp boy. Bob a girl.

No, he peaked at Taylor Swift. Yeah. I shouldn't let that one gone. Now he's with another Taylor. Is he? Married with a kid now. Look at him. Yeah.

Just a Taylor gang. His name is Taylor, right? Yeah. Hey. What? Hey, look. Good for him. Hey, if Taylor's would have been with Taylor's?

Say my name. Yeah, right? It's a very narcissistic. No, I was calling your name out. No, I meant your name. You're in your name. Unbelievable. Anyway, Steph, how funny is that we're in middle.

So, Brett, after you left last week, Steph and I did a Sith Council. We taped it. And we're just talking about like these images on Obi-Wan. And then two freaking, I don't know, I guess 20 minutes into the show, they dropped the trailer. And we had, and we just, we just cut the show short. Yeah.

Because we were both getting blown up with notifications. Yeah. We're like, it's like, hey, hey, hey, listen. It's on. We're like, you know, the hell with this. And we just, we just stopped the show. We did like a 25-minute episode, Sith Council. And we wound up reacting to the trailer itself.

and man, does that thing look good? And did you see the story, though, that came out about Darth Molling yesterday? Yeah. I don't know what to believe. So, Brett, so you know, and not that you're going to add anything to the same way. I could, no, good friend of mine.

I cannot. I was, I know Darth Ball. I can't wait to hear your opinion. I want to hear you. I've interviewed him. It's a good friend of mine. Did you? You did, right?

Yeah. When we sent you to the Star Wars stuff. Right. Ray Park. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You interviewed Chubaka and Ray Park. Yeah. And I was, I just had this whole bit where I was like, hey this is the first time I've ever interviewed anybody so my first question for is how am I doing what did he say he was really cool you was like great job and he like was grabbing my beard and stuff and then we got to do uh uh light saver stuff and yeah it was fun yeah so he so here's the thing that they said uh Darth mall people have been asking us on Sith council and which hell when I was when the guy announced back in the day will Darth mall be in this thing

will Darth mall be in the Obi-1 series should he be in And my answer is always no. It makes no sense because I have this thing on my wall somewhere where in Rebels, it's the end of their story. And Darth Maul, well, yeah, but that's after the times of Obi-Wan. Yeah, but in Rebels, Darth Maul finally finds out where Kenobi is. He hasn't seen him. He hasn't had contact with him. And who knows how long?

I mean, could they maneuver around that a little bit? Sure. But he doesn't know he's on Tatooine. So he'd have to be off Tattoine fighting him. But apparently in the, from this report from the Hollywood Reporter, they said that Darth Mall in the first script for the TV show, he was, he was hunting down Canobi. And Kenobi was kind of protecting Luke Skywalker the whole time.

And then again, this is all rumor and report. And the report is that Deborah Chow then went and showed some of the scripts to Faloni and Favre and they were like, ah, the lone wolf and cub thing were kind of doing it already with Manlorian, maybe switch it up. and then they're like, well, Mall would, Faloni was a mall, maybe shouldn't be in this. Vader should be in it because of this. And then Kathleen Kennedy is like, okay,

it doesn't seem like we're there yet. Let's put the brakes on and let's figure it out. And then they came back and now came up with this side of it. So there's so much inside of that that I, I'm curious. I'm curious what's real and what's not. But I stand by the fact, they said that Vader was never in this thing. I know for a fact that Vader was definitely in the film version

when they were going to come out with it like years before it was even going to be a TV show. So, Steph, what do you think about this whole report? And I know we talked about it last night on Sith as well, but what do you think? I think it's true. All of it? A lot of it. Because I do believe that there's no way that they didn't at least have a discussion of if we have an Obi-1 series, who are the main characters that influenced Obi-1's

character arc in Darth Mall is talking about. top three, I would argue. So I think that they probably were like, okay, we haven't really gotten Darth Mall a lot in live action. That's one of everyone's favorite characters that ever entered the screen live action-wise. So why don't we put it in here? And then I could see Fabro being like, wait, wait, wait,

Mandalorian's crushing and we're already doing that. Yeah, and Filoni would say, well, why is he in there because it doesn't make sense of him being in there? So, Brett, do you care about any of this? Yeah. Yeah. I like Darth Mall. You do.

Yeah. You got that double, double sword. He shouldn't be there, though. He shouldn't be in this series. Yeah, if it doesn't make sense to your can and whatever. Crimson Donn's. Red Dawn. Unless it was a flashback.

It would work if it was flashback. Yeah. Yeah, but Crimson Dawn, if they were going to do that series because of the way that I liked how they made him appear in solo. And what he'd been doing at that time in solo? Because I think, I don't remember the time period, right? But the time period from where I think. shoot, how much from Revent to the Sith to

Solo is it? I think it's like 10 years or something, right? And if that's the case, it's around the same time as Obi-Wan. So Maul is farting around with the Crimson Dawn at this point. He's not going to be hunting down Kenobi. And it just, I don't know. I just, I'm glad that they're going. And plus, the other thing I really like about the direction that they're going now is if you saw from that trailer,

it connects the original trilogy. It connects the prequels. It connects rebels. It connects all the stuff that we're kind of wanting it to and putting it together with the, and people are complaining about the grand inquisitor's head. It's like, who cares? What do you mean?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering about that. I saw complaints about what was the, what's the issue with it? So in the, well, there's two, there's two issues that people really have with it. The first issue is that if you look at the, in Rebels, the animated series,

his head is really skinny. And this he's got like a fat head. He looks like pinhead from a Hellraiser, right? and the other side is because his head's so fat, he doesn't look like the species, where the species was in Revenge of the Sith when you see them when he shows up to Oudap however

and the dude's head is super skinny. And I'm like, look, Steph's got a skinny head. Look at Brett's head. Yeah. You know, it's like they're different heads. Mellon head. Different heads. And head representation matters.

That's right. That's right. I saw it and I said, look, it's me. I finally saw myself represent him. And they're trying to take it. He's a big head on screen. Yeah, and they're taking it away from you. It's really special.

People are calling him Mega Mind and everything too. And it's like, look, if he doesn't fit the character, like if the character feels significantly different when you see him on screen, then look, complain away. If it just seems like a completely different character and he's not hitting the same beats. Oh, yeah, but we have to wait until we see. You gotta wait. I agree.

Because I caught myself even being like, Cadbane, I liked animated version. But that's stupid. They have to adapt. Yeah. They have to adapt to live screen, live action, and it's going to look different. You could have made him look the same if you wanted to. But again, for me, it doesn't fit the character. And Bain was exactly the same in that that he was.

I think he's still from, I'm not necessarily, I don't love the way, his complete arc and everything that happened inside of the show. But his character and the voice and all of that was fine. Yeah. It's fine. You watch his turning. red yet? Yeah.

Did you like it? My kids watch it yesterday. I didn't get a chance to see it yet. I don't want to see it. I think it had some of the greatest Pixar movies. Yeah. And then it also had, there's some story points that I didn't love. But overall, it's a really fun watch.

I think there's some of the most beautiful scenes in there. Definitely crying moments. So it's about Panda Bear getting her period or something? It's a metaphor of your period. But also that she has like the Red Panda Spirit that's passed down traditionally. Yeah. It's like Teen Wolf. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But the mom is like a villain. I saw the end. I was, again, I wanted, I was so,

I wanted to watch it with my kids this weekend. Now, I, the first thing I was out, it's okay, look, there's two movies I really want to watch with you guys.

Well, with the kids, it was turning red. And then with my oldest and my wife, I'm like, let's watch the Adam Project. Oh my gosh. I love that.

I couldn't get these fuckers to watch any of it. And, and so I'm trying, so with my wife, like I don't know if the Adam projects for me. I'm like, it's going to be fun, right? So I showed the trailers and she wouldn't, wouldn't commit to it. I'm like, well, at least my daughter who loves science fiction and everything too.

She'll love it. She wouldn't watch it. I'm like, what the fuck? I couldn't get either one of them to watch it. And then I started telling him about Turning Red. This is this new movie. You guys, like, we have a new movie on the weekends. Let's watch a new movie together.

And they wanted, and whether it was in Canto or whatever else they were going to watch from the 7,000 time they watched something else. And then, no, you know, you'll actually be happy with, Steph, because I said, let's watch Turning Red. And my daughter, the youngest, like, no, Alice from Wonderland. Yeah. So I was saying, you're not going to get much of an argument with me on that one, right? No, it's a classic.

But, but, except the fact that it's an hour and 20 minutes and it just goes too fast. And then, you know, screaming and yelling. And I'll get back to this in a second, but this morning, we had to wake both of them up because we had the youngest had a dentist appointment. And then the oldest had to get to school in time. So we woke them up at the same time. and this extra hour or this we lose in the hour is just thank god you know they're voting the day last day last year yeah finally so but either way it's been messing us up so i go to wake i wake up the oldest she gets up and i bring the dog in she wakes and wakes and then the youngest

is just sleeping out cold and my oldest looks her she's like oh she's so cute she's like i got to say dad i prefer her like this she's so calm I was like, just wait. And then we got her up. Anyway, so turning red, I'm like, I'm like, okay, let's get into it. Let's watch this movie. And they wouldn't do it. So finally, because everyone's talking about it at school now, now my oldest wants to watch it.

So she then gets to, and then anything the oldest wants to do, the youngest wants to do. So they finally, they watched it yesterday. I didn't get a chance to watch it. But I walked in at the end and saw like the mom chasing after him and shit. And I'm like, I don't know what the hell's going on. No, it's, okay, so some of the criticisms I completely don't agree with. I saw a few that were like, this just feels too gatekeeping, like it's not for me. First of all, it's not really for you.

Like, if you feel like that, it's your prerogative. What do you mean gatekeeping? Like of Asian culture. Oh, okay. And it's, oh, I saw that was one tweet. Yeah, it just, I saw a few of those and it's just not. Like, obviously as an Asian girl, I liked a lot of the, wait, what? Yeah, I know, can you believe it?

I liked, I loved that. I was so excited for that. I love seeing a, just, seeing stories told like that, but none of it was like, unless you're dumb, I don't think it'd be confusing. Like, you wouldn't get that. Every, because every culture has similarities. Like, we sit down together. You eat certain things together. It's not like that different. But so I didn't agree with that. But in terms of like the mom being the main villain, I was like, that's an interesting choice. And then I saw a mom yesterday at an Asian American girl club event.

And she loved it, but she was like all the moms are talking or like parents are talking about. how the movie, they're worried that it makes kids want to act out because I guess the main characters, I'm like... You break. Yeah. Come on. If your kids are going to act out from a Pixar movie, I don't know what to tell you. Well, I just hate that they're going to teach girls about their period because I think

they should be surprised by it. Yeah. I could be totally caught off guard. That's how we do it in America. That's what happened to me. I'm not educated. I think I heard myself, nah, you're all right. Nah, you're good.

You go to the nurse and my, my stomach feels really. weird. They're like, you're fine. I'm like, no, I'm not. Well, Eve shouldn't eat an apple. All right. Yeah, this is my way to bear. Absolutely. Yeah, man. That's why, when I heard it was that stuff too, and I was like, trying to, I didn't get a chance to explain that to my wife that's kind of what it's about. And I think she would have watched it with them. But she said, my wife was like,

I don't think the little one's going to understand all this, what's going on. And I asked, and she even said, she said, she was, I know what's going on, but I like it. She's a big fucking teddy bear. What does she care? What a life. She's something else, man, that kid. She's like, she really is.

Christians, but the other one, do you send me the coolest? Christian's such a good girl. Both of you are a great girl dad's actually. Like Vivian was she was sitting reading a book, Dune, right? No, that one wasn't Dune, but she was reading Dune. but she's reading something else. She's reading some badass book. And then she was sitting chilling and under her foot was a soccer ball.

And I was like, what a cool, what a cool moment. She's obsessed with soccer right now. So aren't you soccer? Yeah. I got to have you teach her some tricks. Yeah, I can play with her. So she, yeah, she's really in the soccer right now. We've got her in this thing.

She's doing that. She's doing karate. So, and yeah, it's nice to be kind of doing a couple of things. Oh, is he coming? Yes. Welcome. Oh, shoot. You know what I realized?

Huh. It opened the gate. So, why don't you guys, let's see, I don't even have a two shot anymore. What are you going to talk about? But Brett, you know, can you do me a favor? I could shut the gate because I'm pretty sure I haven't watched it. You probably haven't watched it. So just don't shut the gate.

Just crack it open a little bit. Yeah, please. Thank you. All right. So anyway, this is what we want, no what? Yes. I wanted to get Brett crossing in it. I did it.

So anything else did you, are you going to see that Sandra Bullock movie? Yes. When are you going to see it? You see it Thursday? You're seeing it Friday? I think Thursday. They have a new screening for it now on Friday at two in the afternoon. Really?

Oh, that would be better. I would recommend it because that's what I'm doing. I was going to go on Thursday, but again, the oldest is in a play. What play? Beauty and the Beast. So we're going to watch it. Oh, did she get Lumiere? No, you know what happened?

These humps? Here's what happened for their play is that. And she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, So she's classy about it. She was pissed about it, but she was classy about it. And I'm not just saying it because she was my daughter. So she was definitely the best out of the people that she had nailed the, I can't do a French accent.

Somehow a 10-year-old figured out how to do it. So she had done all this stuff. She had the songs down and everything. But the way that this program works is that she's in the fourth grade. So they gave the fifth graders all the roles because the fifth graders are leaving. Oh, yeah. So, and my daughter's like, yeah, I'm glad that he got it, but he doesn't even know. He didn't do the accent.

And she's being like, she's being really sweet, but she's just like, she's kind of, they gave her like, you know, the fourth graders got, the fourth graders got screwed. They got all like that. There's a lot of the fourth graders that were much better than the fifth graders. Or they should have just done a fourth grade play in a fifth grade. I don't, I mean, look, I don't know how they're doing or how they're able to do it and what coming out of this stupid thing that world's going through. Yeah, she, but I think next year she'll get the fifth grade part, but it's like the same thing.

It's like, ah, it was, and I can't, I can't remember who said it, but it's just, I understand. The fifth graders are coming in. It's the last thing that they do, but it's, it's, it's politics, man, politics. Anyway, did you, Brett, what are you watching right now? Anything good? Maisel, we were doing last. Oh. Oh, the moment of Christmas, Mrs.

How's season three? Is it, it's got to be four. It's got to, maybe, I don't know. But I just, it feels like that shows. has been on forever. It took a big hiatus. Oh, did it? Okay.

Yeah, it's good. I don't know. It's, running its course? Yeah, I think it could have ended maybe the last season. I'm not like disliking. I'm just not loving it right now. We're four episodes in.

Okay. So the Rachel Breslin, is that her name? Brosnahan. Braznihan. So I met her at the, the Critics Choice Awards a few years back. And I remember talking to her about the stand-up that she had watched to and I told her,

I told her said, you got to watch Carlin and Carding. Got to. And she's like, oh, I never heard about that one. I didn't watch that one. I'm sure she just blew me off on that. She was very sweet. She was very sweet when I was talking to her. But I wonder if she actually watched it because like that's, that's one of the best. It's one of the best.

Speaking of stand-up, I was watching, I was going back and watching some old clips from, Brett, did you ever watch the Dangerfield specials back on HBO? Oh, yeah. So, here he comes. Here he comes Welcome It's nice to see you Here we go

Wait hold on You know what He's getting this He's getting this He's getting this song today He's getting a song today He's getting a song Let's see

Today Today, Harry You will find A man With the wind charm Will be coming For you Do not

Embrace this man Do not pretend he is there to mow your lawn he is there for one reason and one reason alone to disrupt your life ruin your reviews your life into one of your best thank you thank you for richard harris richard harris if you would to disrupt your life that's what he does that's what he does and how about this one you dare make fun of my friend he mowed the love Now you know, hey Brett, I'm mowing the lawn. I'm doing the thing and I'm singing my song.

I know I paid you to come here today, but I'm trying to make some money on this podcast. Please, could you just mow a little later who timed this out completely wrong? No, I like to blow the leaves and every once in a while I like to sneeze. I sneeze in the air Like I just don't care And then I use a blower on my hair Now I'm concerned Because you told me you weren't vaccinated

Why didn't you tell me that earlier I didn't think it mattered Because cases are down And it's okay Because I'm just a clown I jump off a tree I hit my knee And here he comes

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or use NordvPN.com slash big thing. Hey, Steph, have we ever met? My name is Charles, and I like the day. I like your hat. My name is Steph, and I'm really never on B, but we're going to try it anyways. I like my hat. I'm Team Edward.

I hate Jacob, because he has a bad wig. He got a lot of nerve, just like all these other men. I know, I know. I hate these, man. You just killed my cat with your voice now you know, but that's okay because he was really old. And he's all right. He's drinking milk. And there's old lady.

She's making silk. Hey, Brett, did you like Steph's song? I want to know if you want to hear it all night long. I'm not sure because I have tonight's now from the screeching that came out of her mouth. Take it away, Steph. One more time, and I'll make you a bet that you can't rhyme. I think that's very right, but maybe I'm looking for a little line. Right and lime.

So you're going to go with fight, but we're going to line. And it's still been right. Instead of rhyming, instead of rhyming with right, you rhymed with rhyme. I was focused on the couch. I killed. That's good. Poor cat. Poor cat.

Yeah, it's true. That's wrong song. Daddy boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. I think I need some more sound bites. There's some, I got to get David B to make some more music. That's like the old S.E.N. music, but

I got to get some good. But anyway, we're talking about that Rodney Dangerfield special. I was watching that. Steph, you have any idea what we're talking about? No. To Ronnie Dangerfield used to do the, you know who Ronnie Dangerfield was like. So Run Dangeridgely used to do these specials back in the late 80s.

And he debuted some really, really great comedians on it. Oh, yeah, okay. So the one, he did a few, I mean, Tim Allen was on it. And they had, and Domarera, and they had some really good ones. But there was one special that was just packed. It had like, so Bill Hicks, who if you don't know Bill Hicks, Steph, you might not. He's like, comedians know who he was and he was like a legend, right?

But he didn't hit his mainstream. And I don't think, unfortunately, I don't think his legacy is carried on the way that it should, um, to other people. I had you ever heard of Bill Hicks? Yes.

You have? Okay. Okay. So Bill Hicks is, it was just a legend. He was way ahead of his time, um, back when he was doing comedy.

Like he, he would, he would really have benefited from like the internet and everything. He's, he's a legend, an absolute legend. And, um,

I didn't realize. Did you know all the stuff that was going on with him and Dennis Leary? Did you know all that stuff, Brett? That they, like, beef or? Yeah, they were, like, really good friends, but Dennis Lear, like, ripped off, like, all of his stuff. Like, like, I mean, they did, like, side to side stuff, and Bill was really bad at him. Like, he, I mean, you can't even argue that he did it. Like, you go side by side.

It's like, he ripped off a lot of his stuff. Like, his whole, his whole schick. I like Dennis Leary, but, I mean, that was, I mean, you look at, you, it's hard to argue. But, anyway, Bill Hicks, dice. Um, uh, who else was on there. There's, um, leaf blower. Leaf blower is on. His, his jokes are crushing.

Oh, man. He's crushing. Um, but anyway, it was, it was, it was really this, it was just such a good special, but I was watching the Bill Hicks one. And the Bill, and Bill Hicks is like, he's, I want to, I got to play. I'm going to, um, I got to find it. But, um, he talks about going to, um, Alabama. You remember this?

And he's like, uh, what's he? Waffle house? Yeah, man, my name's Elmer. Is he, what, my numbers? three or my phone call my I'm ruining I'm ruining the bit but let me let me let me bring that up but tell me what you liked about bill hex while I look I I just I he was just out there and just and and also he was political he was but like had valid valid points it's like carlin it's like he really he really you know made his point cup across he did and I love his anger

I don't know there was something I love angry yeah so so step listen to listen to this This is Bill Hicks. This is the great Bill Hicks. This is from Dangerfields. Yeah. He had no respect. I don't know if you know. Yeah.

There he is. Bill Hicks. Yeah. Thank you. I got it. Yeah. All right. Thank you very much.

I'm from Houston, Texas. Thank you. Simply means as a performer, I perform in places you people only see on Rawl Hyde. I actually go to these hillbilly podunk hellholes such as Oklahoma. Thank you very much. A veritable entertainment mecca. You only state Arkansas can make fun of. When you got Arkansas racking your ass, you're pretty low down in the food chain, I think.

Here's a quick impression of Oklahoma, those y'all never been. That was inside the club I was working. When Oklahoma think the Marlboro man is a pussy. Played a town there called Enid, Oklahoma. The town is so small, you know, in hotel rooms, you got to push nine to get an outside line. I pushed nine and got the Elmer Dinkley residence. Hello? Who's this?

Elmer Dinkley, you just called my house. Your phone number is nine? Yeah, my cousins is 23. I had to rat that one down. Wrote it on my forehead. I keep calling 32. They're nice people. They're just from Oklahoma.

I had a guy come up to me after the show. Could have been that same guy, Elmer, I think. Came up very excited. He goes, hey man, you crack me up. I was laughing something fierce. I'd like you to meet my wife and sister. And there was one girl standing there. I worked on Hollywood Boulevard at a movie theater place

that played nothing but horror movies. Frightening, the people that went to those things, man. It's scarier than the goddamn movies. You could hear stuff in that audience like, I remember when I cut off a head. Am I in your way? Thank you very much, thank you. So I smoke.

How many smokers we got here? Smokers? How many non-smokers? Non-smokers? A bunch of wine and maggots, you people. Non-smokers don't know the meaning of life until you start coughing up brown chunks of lung on your pillow in the moment.

You start coughing up smirfs, life takes on a horror. There is good news for smokers, I'm sure y'all have noticed. Certain General's warnings are different on the sides of each pack. That's pretty cool. Mine say, certain generals warning, cigarette smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth. Hey, fuck it. Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer. It is your body you should shop around, I think.

I can live with low birth weight, you know? I think that's nice the cigarette companies come out with different types of diseases you find the one you can live with continue to smoke like what are you smoking Tom uh throat polyps

I'm gonna stick with my yellow fingernails buddy thank you Vincent Van Gogh's one of the stuff to hear I know guys through day breakups hard I was reading about Vincent Van Gogh you know what he did cut off his ear

sent it to the girl that left him yeah that makes a dozen rows just look like a bugger. Damn, Vince, you sure she's the one? Vince, think about it. Vince is going, what? Is that Susie? Did she call back? What?

Can't talk to Vince no more, man. But I decided over this breakup, Aaron, why get bitter about all women because of one? So I looked on the bright side. I think it helped my career. She left me. Fine. I'm definitely a driven man now. I'm driven by a fantasy. The one day this girl who I love more than anyone in the world, and I gave my heart to, and she said she loved me than left. One day this girl's going to be living in a trailer park somewhere in Oklahoma. She's going to have nine naked little kids with rickets that bring home dead animals from the side of the world for the leaves. She's going to live with an ex-welder, 600. pounds, fur all over his back, drinks warm beers and farts and belches and beats the kids, watches a dukes of hazards every day, has to have it explained to him. One night he's going to be making love to her and his heart's going to explode and she's going to be trapped under 600 pounds of flaccid fish belly cellulete. Solute shifting like the tides of the ocean.

as blood and flim and bile and a chaw of tobacco pours out of his mouth and nose into her face yeah, that's it that's the stuff. Just before she drowns in that chunky puddle of afterbirth

she turns to the television and I'm going to be on this show so don't get better. Thank you very much. Thank you. How great was it? That was really good. I mean, that was, that was like a snippet of the great Bill Hicks.

What, how do you pass? Uh, I was it, I think it was, I just, I mean, I looked up recently. I don't know if it was, right? I think it was, um, shoot, what the hell was it? Uh, I, I, I stood this whole deep dive. I can't remember anything. I just did a whole deep dive. I read everything about, I want to tell you, um, in a second, what it was, uh, exactly.

But he was just one of, uh, one of the best. man he was so so good um let's see bill hicks he passed away oh you're right pancreatic cancer yeah that's exactly what it was and it spread to his liver yeah yeah and he he was he 93 died so i mean he was pretty young when he died he was i mean how old was he'd say he was born in 60 he was 32 yeah yeah yeah he was just like story oh he was not even yeah yeah yeah so he was um Yeah, see this whole thing here. Look, this whole thing on Dennis Leary. He said for many years, Hicks was friends with Dennis Leary.

In 93, he was angered by Leary's album, No Cure for Cancer, which featured lines and subject matter similar to his own routine. According to American Scream, the Bill Hicks story by Cynthia True. Upon hearing the album, Hicks was furious. All these years aside from the occasional jive, he had pretty much shrugged off Leary's lifting. Comedians borrowed. They stole, even bought bits from each other.

Milton Burrell and Robin Williams were famous for it This was different. Maybe he had taken lines from huge chunks of Bills Act and recorded it. The friendship ended abruptly as a result. Yeah, I mean, look, if you look, there was a lot of stuff that they did like back in course.

Sketchy. Censorship. I think right there it's saying about how they pulled his last. From Letterman. Yeah, I have an interview that he did with Stern that I listen to a lot. It's in my shuffle that it just pops up and he did this whole interview with Stern.

There's probably like a year two before he died. And he talked with Stern about what happened. And now he wouldn't have gotten pulled from anything. But back then, like anything, I forget what he was talking about. But they didn't air his whole entire thing. And he told his family to watch it and everything to him. And they didn't air it. Because he said something else that was inappropriate or something?

It wasn't the, where is it? It was in 84. It was 84? Oh, shoot. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. It was 93 is the one that I was listening to. Okay, so in 84, Hicks was invited to appear on late, and I did David Letterman for the first time. He had a joke that he used frequently in comedy clubs about how he caused a serious accident that left a classmate using a wheelchair. NBC had a policy that no handicap jokes could be aired on the show, making his stand-up routine difficult to perform without mentioning words such as wheelchair. But this is the one that I was talking about in October 1, 1993. Hicks was scheduled to appear on late show with David Letterman, where Letterman had recently moved. It was his 12th appearance on a Letterman late-night show, but his entire performance was removed from the broadcast. At that point, the only occasion where comedian's entire routine was cut after taping.

His routine was removed from the show. Hicks said because Letterman's producer believed that the material, which included jokes involving religion and the anti-abortion movement, was unsuitable for the broadcast. Producer Robert Morton initially blamed CBS, which denied responsibility. Morton later conceded it was his decision. Although Letterman later expressed regret at the way Hicks had been handled, Hicks did not appear on the show ever again. Hicks was undergoing chemotherapy the first time of his final late show appearance, unbeknownst to Letterman and the others outside of Hicks family and died less than four months later. So, Letterman finally aired the censored routine in its entirety on January 30th, 2009.

Oh, I didn't know that. Hicks' mother, Mary, was president in the studio and appeared on a camera as guest. Letterman took responsibility for the decision to remove Hicks set from the 93 show. It says more about me as a guy than it says about Bill, he said. After the set aired because there was absolutely nothing wrong with that. Dang. Yeah. I'd love to see that.

I'm sure it's got to be on YouTube. I'm sure it is. I'm going to watch it too. I didn't realize that it had an air. But like the one, I got to find it again. I don't know if that's on YouTube. But like I have it from like Napster, I think, where Hicks was on Stern. And I had that and it was like a long interview of him on Stern.

And they talked about it. And I have it somewhere. I don't know where the hell it is. But it's really good. So anyway, it's fun going down this Bill Hicks. wrote for those people who didn't know about Bill Hicks, hopefully you start to discover him. I'm curious about the audience that hadn't heard of him or had heard of him. What did you think is Hicks as a comedian?

What's you reading for? What am I reading for? I've heard what am I reading before, but not what am I reading for? I guess I'm reading. Is that what he said? Is that a little bit? Yeah. All right, moving on here, ladies and gentlemen.

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A bugger. This is Elmer Dinkley. He just called my house. I want to take that. I actually use that as a soundbite. This is Elmer Dinkley. You just call my house. Hey, man, he crack me up.

I was laughing something fierce. Something fierce. Not when I'm going to adapt. He had so much, like with flag burning. Everything. Yeah, just. He was. I'm telling you, man.

He was way ahead of his time. Like, he was on. I don't want to burn a flag. Well, you don't have to. They're not saying you have to burn a flag. They're just saying if you want to burn a flag, it's okay. But I don't want to let you do! Yeah.

He said it on, when he was on that Stern interview, he said the same thing. He's like, someone wrote a, wrote a thing and said, I'm offended. I'm offended. He's like, turn it off. Yeah. He goes, you know how many things every day offend me in this country? He's like, but it's, he was, ah, he was someone I wish, you know, you know, know, would have been able to stick around, man.

He was so good. It was so good. It sucks. He went, he went so young. Anyway, yes, well, I guess two days ago, the trailer for Ms. Marvel came out. Did you watch this stuff? What did you think? I thought it looked really fun.

Yeah, I think it looks very younger. Yeah, way younger. But I will definitely check it out because I think the character is cool. I thought, I know I saw some criticism about how, like, her powers. looked on screen. I don't give a shit about that. That's the comic book fan, which is fine.

It's people who know the story well enough. I don't know the story well enough. Yeah. But I liked it. Her powers were that she could blow up parts of her body or something like they have giant hands. I think that they, what the reason,

I think that she had similar powers to Mr. Fantastic and the fact that they're bringing Mr. Fantastic back into the MCU with Fantastic Four. They're probably trying to, you know, change it up so they're not similar. The way that I had said,

it when I was watching it, I understand that the difference for what movies have to do and what the TV shows have to do are significantly different. The movies, in order to make a lot of money in the movies, you've got to make a movie that's going to play to all audiences. So if you're going to make a movie and a Marvel movie, you want to make sure that even though the parents are going to take the kids, you've got to make sure that people want to watch it. That's like that people who don't have kids want to come see it. And if it's a marvel and they spend a lot of money to do it, you've got to, you've got to market to everybody and everyone's got to want to see it. With the TV shows, as long as I have you subscribed and I can then I can then come up with

another show for another demographic that maybe that's what gets them to subscribe. So if you have something like Moon Night, which is not for my 10 year old daughter, but then you have something like this, which is, and I'll probably watch it because I want to watch it with her. I know that my, my oldest is. is going to love this show. Like this is, this is, this is, this is,

this is, this is, like, like, it looks like, dire of a wimpy kid and this other, this is geared towards her. And it will give me something to watch with her on the weekends and we can have like a fun thing where we can just, the two of us can watch something and,

and, and this, that shows for her. Moon Night is something that is, I think, gonna be more for somebody who comes in who just wants to watch like a darker show and the, and that, and you don't have to,

I think that it just allows you to say, okay, I'm subscribed for this. but hey I'm already subscribed. So if I have a kid right now, it's want to see how the hell this show is. And you don't, then you tune into the next show.

That's it. Yeah. I think what they're doing is a good. Smart. Yeah, it's smart because I'm going to check this out. It's still like it looks like a really high quality show. The character looks great. The actress looks like she killed it.

And it looks like they have a cool tone going for them. That's different from other Marvel shows that have already been pushed out. Yeah. Did you see the trailer yet, bro? Yeah. Yeah. No, it looked really fun. And I definitely think I'd try to get Liddy to watch this one.

Because, you know, she's getting into this kind of thing lately. She's older now and I can, she's not as scared at every movie she watches. Well, that's, and that's the thing is that that's, and it allows you then to say there's just so, and I think they're going to try to do the same thing with Star Wars, which they should. They should do this stuff where it, I think that what we talked about, it still hasn't been announced, whether they do it at a celebration or, not with that Stranger Things type show. And by the way, there's, and I don't even know if it's been released yet, but I saw it.

There's this show about this like alternate universes or time travel on Disney Plus. It looks. Oh, yes. Parallels or something that's called. Yeah. I saw it looked like a kid show too. See, I thought it did it first. When it starts, it certainly seems like that.

And then it looks like it gets a little dark. Oh, really? Yeah, it looks like it's got a stranger thing. Cover art, I think, threw me off. Agreed. I watched the trailer of it, and I started to watch the beginning, and I said the same thing. It's like, oh, this is something for my 10-year-old, right?

I'm like, okay, that's cool. And then I'm like, maybe it isn't because it looks a little darker this show. So I think it's called Paralas. I think it. You should watch the Adam Project, though. I'm going to. It's genuinely hilarious. I'm going to.

I've been, I really wanted to watch it. I've been trying to watch it for days. I'm just going to, I'm telling, like, so last night. Again, we, we, so people know if you watched last week, we have to follow up on this. I'm not telling anybody you need to watch it, but The Bachelor was the finale. And I was going to watch the Adam Project, but my, I was like, I have to watch how this car crash figures that. For last, for people who didn't watch this show last week, this guy is an absolute imbecile.

Spill the tea. So he's not, he's not, I don't think he's like a bad guy. I think he's a moron. Okay. Like a complete moron. And, and they said it, um, a few times where he's like, he was, he was, he was, he was, One of the old bachelors came on. He's like, the problem is this guy is not,

he was looking for love for himself and not giving a crap about whether these other women found it. And that's not how it works. And it was so, this imbecile, what he does. And this is just like, it's just not smart.

What he does, he first of, from what I told you guys last time, we broke up with the one girl. So I'm going to spoil everything for you guys. For everybody out there because nobody cares. So I'm going to spoil everything for it. So you're caught previously on.

This guy, he sleeps with both the two women, right? And then tries to go for the third, right? He goes to the third. But the third one's like, look, I can't, you told me that you love, that you were in love with me. And then you're telling me you told the other two that you were in love with them. And then you bang two of them. I understand you trying to do your thing, but I'm out.

I just don't think I can do it. And he flipped the switch on her and blamed it on her and acted like a complete asshole and then shoot her off into the car. So then we pick up and he now he's got to tell, now he's got to tell the other two women that do the rose ceremony. He's like, hey, listen. Okay, so how are you going to tell these women that Susie's gone? So imagine you, Steph, you're one of these women and you're waiting to see what's going on.

You don't know what happened to this girl. And you're dating this guy. And instead of pulling you off to the side, he tells both you. at the same time. I told Susie, and Susie and I, you know, I told that I bang both of it.

And she didn't like it. I'm not thrilled about it. So yeah, but I watch you both to stick around, cool? Yeah. And they both make a beeline, start crying,

and the producers start, like, turning the volume up and you hear him crying in the hall. Oh, my God. Dude, it's a disaster. It's a disaster. And he's just sitting there like this. Like Frankenstein, not knowing what to do.

Does he cry? No. No. So, and that's, and that's one of the, so, so the, the Demi Moore, I'll concede. I'll say the Demi Moore, 1980s looking girl with the blonde hair is just losing it. And then the other one, the tough kind of funny one is just like, yeah, I think I'm, I think I'm gone. I think I'm going to leave now. And she, and she's like, I'm going to leave.

And he talks her out of it. And he says, don't, he said, don't fight for us, blah, blah, blah, blah. and she doesn't want to do it, but she sticks around. So then this fucking guy takes him and meets both the parents. And the parents, the parents are on point. And the guy, and so he's like, yeah, and the girl Susie, I told her. And then she left and she said she didn't want to be here because I bang these two girls. And the dad goes, she had a point.

And the dad says to him straight up, he goes like, now you screwed the pooch on this one, buddy. So he brings in the first girl, the Demi Moore girl. Oh, no, the other girl first. They love her. They think she's great. It's amazing. Then she brings in the other girl. Loves her too.

They love both of them. He's got a big decision to make now, these two girls, right? So this guy, what does he do? Oh, no. He sends Jesse Palmer to go talk to Susie, the one who left. And he says, he wants you back. He wants you to come back. He tells these two girls to stick around.

He says, I want you back. Find out she's coming back. So what does he do? Now he's got to go tell the other two of these, he's breaking up with him completely. What? So what does he do again? He fucking goes into the hotel room and he sits down and he tells the both of them in a group meeting.

And he says, and he says, yeah, he goes, I got, yeah, I just, I'm not feeling it. So I'm going back with Susie. So I mess things up. And the tough, funny one looks and goes like this stuff. She goes, yeah, okay, I'm good. And leaves. and then he tries to talk, he tries to talk her out of it,

not out of it, not to come back, but he's trying to, like, talk to her and, and she's just basically laying into him. And he goes, can I walk you out? And she goes, no.

That's my favorite. Can I walk you out? And she looks at it. She goes, no. And then the other one, who's like, I love you so much, blah, blah, she's like, you're really going to walk me out.

You're going to put me in this car. And he's like, and you're like, motions to the car. Doesn't cry. I mean, and then, and then, but then, listen, you're going to, there's a,

twist. Okay. So then, so then Susie, he has Susie, the one that he, that, you know,

he was a dick to and comes back. So then he's going to propose to Susie. Yeah. After he hasn't had a date with her

or anything. So Susie comes back and Susie goes, look, I can see, I appreciate everything you're doing, but I don't,

I don't think, I don't think it's going to work. And he goes, look, if you tell me it's over, that it's over. And she goes, it's over.

And she leaves. So then he goes back on, he's like, for the first time bachelor history we we don't have a bachelor who had anybody or do we and then apparently someone else gave him a call right and and during during was over it was like hey let's make this thing work it was fucking susy and susy susy comes back and suzy and him and susy are together the one that he never slept with the one he never slept with and and so but but there's another twist oh my god

Bachelorettes now, Bachelorettes are those two girls that he dicked over together. Together? They're both going to be. Now you want to watch your show. Yes. I only want to watch your recap of this show. You can, you watch any clips of what I just told you.

It's probably trending all over social media right now because it was, it was an absolute car crash. I'm so upset. It was such a car crash. Text Roxy if she watched, if she watched, I'm going to call Rocksy. Yeah. I'm going to call it. And I know that people don't like when I talk about this, but this was a fucking. Yeah.

Roxy and Winston watch. right yeah well i got roxy into it i used to let me see i'm gonna call i'm gonna call roxy because i gotta see she she's probably taping something but i'm gonna try to i'm gonna try to this is like it's like she definitely watch it's like you sleep with the two women and then you're like oh yeah the one i didn't sleep with is the one i want to make a wife of fucking and well that's and david asked her at one point so you just say what you said to me to sleep with me he's like no i actually believe him but i just think he's a fucking imbecile she's not picking up but wait Hey.

Hey, she is picking up. Hey, I'm on the air right now, and we're talking about, we're talking about last night's Bachelor. Did you see it? Yeah, of course I saw it. What a fucking car crash that guy is. I can't believe you changed my life enough that I now watch this show. I told you. I mean, I knew that you would, once you got into, you would love it.

I don't watch it as much anymore, but like the last, my wife obviously still watches it. And that, everything that happened with this guy, how great was it when he said to the, I forget what the girl's name is, you'd probably. probably no better than me. When he says to her, can I walk you out? She goes, no. Gabby. Gabby's the best.

She's my favorite of all of them. She's, me too. She's very smart. Why would he walk? It's like, I just broke your heart and I did it in a really horrible way and I'm an absolute POS. Can I walk you out? Yeah, she's like, fuck off. Yeah.

I love that they made them both the, the Bachelorette, too. So it was, it was good. But what are they going to do? They're just going to date the same guy? No, they'll probably give them two different groups. What does that mean? No, do the same. You know what?

I don't have an answer for this. I don't have an answer for it. But what I know is that what they did smartly was because that that, that guy was a complete goon. Yeah, I know. Just a goon. I know. He has very similar tendencies to somebody I know. So total goon.

All right. I love you. So we'll talk to you. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm looking at my. up now. Yeah.

I need to see like all of the... You got to... I'm telling you, you should have watched that last night. I should have made, I should have had you watch that last night. Yeah. What was the other thing I was going to ask you to, that I was asking you to watch that shit that you did? I know you watched Pam and Tommy. Oh yeah.

There was something we talked about that said, hey, you got to check this out. I'm watching the Laker show. How is it? It's excellent. It's really good. That's HBO Max, right? Yes. It's not getting like any love, really, but it's, um, the actor from stepbrothers.

What's his name? John C. Riley. Yeah. He's... murders the role. Yeah, the problem with that show is that they're also alive. Well, the bad press a guy because of Will Ferrell's supposed to, was supposed to be. Oh, that's the David Ayer.

This is the project. Not David Ayer. I mean. Yeah, what's his face? Oh, my God. From, uh, big, McKay. Out of McKay. Yeah.

And McKay. Yes. So I don't think that's the issue either. I think that the, the issue is besides people in Los Angeles, who gives shit about the Lakers? Yeah. Yeah, but you don't think that basketball fans give a shit about that Laker generation? I don't know. I guess maybe it's hard for me because I'm San Diego.

I'm like so Cal born and raised. So we've always. That's what I mean, though, but you're California, right? It's like from, like, I'm curious how many people watch when, when that ESPN thing was going on about the Yankees. I watched it. I didn't watch it. You're right. Yeah.

It's about the Yankees. So, I mean, I watched it. But like, I don't know. I mean, I don't know how that. ESPN's differently than HBO Max, right? So ESPN, as long as you have a certain amount of viewers, it's a hit. HBO Max, like... There's so much on HBO Max.

So I don't know. I mean, but that doesn't... I might be wrong. You know, if it's a good show, it's a good show. I think it would be a late bloomer show. I hope so. I'm definitely interested in it. I definitely interested.

No, there's something else that I asked that I said, like, Steph, you should watch this. I can't remember what it was. I don't remember what it was. How's the dating life going? Oh, wait, you know what? Before you get into that, because for the dating life, you got to go.

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That was a good audition. Hey, hey, hey, I'm Brett here. Hey. Hey, nice to see you, Brett. How are you doing? Hey, you know, how's it going, guys? What's up? Can you do a flouse impression for me?

The flouse, the flutes and fruit flowers. They like the sausage. I come from the airport I came from the airport Yeah The autoboose is the You got the Uber here I had the auto boost

Speaking of Uber This is fucking little Bastard someone that hacked into my Uber account Yeah and I got like charges Well last week I was I was looking And I got a notice on my phone

It said your Uber's outside I haven't used Uber in three and a half years I didn't call an Uber You're Uber's outside So there was like a mistake Okay. Then I saw a couple charges. I'm like,

oh, you skunks. And I had to cancel my own car. I got all the money back, but I had to cancel my guy was the guy outside waiting for you? Did you look out the window? They called me.

The guy, he said, I'm outside. I was like, you're going to be sitting outside. I don't know what you want me to do. It's like, I'm out of here.

Go home. Mikey, Mikey Christmas is here. I would love to, I would love to do a scene where you actually pretend you are flouse. Sure. Why not?

I'm not shaving my head. I'll tell you that much right now. I don't think he does. People don't realize it too. Now he does, because he... Does he get a bald cap? No, he puts a hat on, but then he actually, the tough that he had from when he had it, he cut it off and it hangs from his hat.

It's iconic. That's amazing. This is a new setup here too. I haven't been here since this setup. I can't see you, Christian. No, I did that on purpose. Yeah. And that's why I'm sitting here now?

So I've got to look over there. That's right. Well, we're going to do... People would have seen this already last night because Mike, we did Sith Council last night. We did? This is Thursday. So you're looking to try to figure it out in his brain. Shut the hell of it.

up. I just talked to you last thing. One plus one is not equally two today. Not this week. I can't with this week. It's all right. You're all right. All right.

Listen, other things that I want to tell before we get out of here on this one, I want to let everybody know, obviously, subscribe, show a little class. Hit the, hit the subscribe button, hit the notification button, hit that like button. And the other thing that you should know this Friday, the inglorious one, Sam Levine returns to the movie trivia Shmodeon arena to take on, as Mike calls them, Babs, the Barbarian and Elvis. They're going on a number one contender match. It is going down.

I will ask this to both the champion, the IG champion, and to Steph Sabraugh from the host of the Shmodeon rundown. All right, you got this big match. Sam Levine's coming back. Ring rust, Mike, or is he going to come back? He's going to look good. Babs is dangerous. Going right to me on this one.

I don't know. I don't know. Because, uh, the damn real, greatest of all time, singles player. We saw what happened when he took a little time off. Yeah. came back.

So, but I don't know. I see Sam on a kind of regular basis, and he's always throwing trivia at me just to kind of test my chops. Always. He does it always because he knows, he knows the answers. And he wants to, he's like, hey, hey, let's see what you can do. Yeah. Babs, Babs is, finalist.

He's underrated scary. Is that the term? Yeah. He's, you know, his record does not show how good he is at trivia. I don't know. I don't know. I got loyalty to Sam, though. Okay.

I'm going to go with the barbarian. Just to be opposite of me? Yeah, just to be opposite of you. Also, I feel like he's really, really hungry. Locked in? Yeah, locked in. I've seen people hungry before. That don't mean nothing. Here's the other thing.

Does Sam retire if he loses? No, he can't. That depends on how on convincing you are. I've seen you convince people like, I'm done. I'm going to do my last season. And you come in there like the puppet master. I always say, I'll do another one. Oh, I say, come on.

Come on. Roca, big retirement, big, all this, that. And then someone posted some retirement of Brady coming back. And he's like, well, the goat's coming back. So yeah, but I haven't, Moana goat needs to come back. I haven't spoken to Roca. I think Roca was just doing it.

Look it on my line. Yeah. You look like I'm crazy. I saw the, I said I haven't spoken to Rogge about that. So I don't, I don't know if he's, if that even is something he wants to do. So he was probably just doing it because of the bit. Oh, I know. But anyway, listen.

So we got, that was a fun show. Thank you for joining us here today. It was a pleasure joining you. Oh, thank you for us. Thank you, Flo. We appreciated you. Yes, we are going to be having a show here tomorrow with myself, Winston, and Coy. So make sure you check that out.

Always check out Mike, myself, and stuff on the Sith Council, as we had it on last night. So make sure you are going to be checking us out every Wednesday night at 7 p.m. on this channel. And that's about it, everybody. So thank you guys for joining us. We appreciate you. And we'll see you next time. Now another no-brainer money-saving tip from Progressive. It looks like your luggage is over 50 pounds.

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