The Kristian Harloff Show - The SEN LIVE Awards! - SEN LIVE #350

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

On today's show, Brett Sheridan and Kate Mulligan host the first "SEN LIVE Awards" with special guests.... (you'll see). Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks for joining in on the SCN show on the Schmodown Entertainment Network, produced in partnership with Skybound Entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the Schmodown Entertainment Network. It's SCN Live. Today is the award show that you guys made happen. It is the SCN Live award show. And who and why are we doing this? because you guys wanted to see it.

You guys asked for it. You guys donated to make it happen. And we are going to make it happen today. The full show is going to be all about the S-E-N-Live Awards. And we got some fun ones. There's best schmobot. There's impressions. There's best views.

There's a lot of stuff. There's so much. It's ridiculous. And we might have guests. We might not. It might just be us having a fun show with you guys. Thank you for joining us here today. And joining me, as always, Brett.

Assureda. Yes, yes. It's the return to glamour, the S-E-N awards. You look wonderful. You look just one. I mean, it's amazing that I, you know, I do these stereo with you and how much fun I've been having. I've said to myself time and time again,

if only I could see Brett in a bow tie, and you've made me doing come through today. So thank you so much for that. Kate Mulligan is here. Hey, Kate. Kate. How's it going, Kate? Kate Mulligan.

Hey, Kate Mulligan, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and James. Hey, Kate. Kate Mulligan. Coming to the stage. Come to the stage. Kate Mulligan is here. Get on up here.

Get on up. You could see her at clubs and colleges all over town. Ladies and gentlemen, Kate Mulligan is here. Kate. Kate Mulligan is here. Kate, how's it going to. Kate.

You know where's Kate. We know where's the catas mom ever. Ladies and gentlemen. Kate Mulligan. Mulligan. How's it going? Okay, let me ask you. Kaye, let me ask you.

Kay Morgan. All right, hold on the sit. Ladies and gentlemen, coming to stage, you've seen her before in such things as poopie diaper one, who be double two, and, and screaming as Christian Harlow. Ladies and gentlemen, she is Kay Longer! Hey! Hey!

Oh, yeah! I don't know how it worked, but it worked. It worked. Damn, girl. I don't know how that worked, but it worked. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. And she probably has no idea what just happened.

No clue. She's still figuring out her audio. Welcome, Kate. How was... She does not look happen. Hey. Do you have any idea what just happened just now? Oh, still figuring out the audio.

Kate Mullian. Hey. Here she is. He is in now. Do you know what happened or no? No, what happened? I almost, you know what I'm going to do? Brett, uh, Ryan, I'm gonna share.

I got decked out. Did we not get decked out? We didn't get that. Yeah, we do. I'm decked out. You're afraid to see her. Here, check, check this out. So Kate, watch, watch this.

I'm gonna share my screen, okay, Ryan? Yeah. All right, here we go. So this is for Kate. And it's amazing how this actually worked. I don't know how it worked, but yet it worked. All right, here we go. All right, Kate. You know where's Kate?

We know where's the cat. It's my mom ever. Ladies and ladies and gentlemen, Kay Malian is here. Kate. Kate. Kate. Kate.

Kate. Kate. You know her's Kate. We know where's the catas mom ever. Ladies and gentlemen. Hey. Hey. How's it going?

Hey, great. Calebian is here. Hey, K. K. Kmala, Kama Lya. All right, hold on to say, ladies and gentlemen, coming on the stage, you've seen her before in such things as poopie diaper one, booby-dipper two, and, and screaming as Christian Harlow. Ladies and gentlemen, she is Kay Longer! Hey!

It actually worked. I don't know how it worked, but it worked. They found me. Are we live right now? I'm so sorry. I was literally trying to beat my face into submission, as you can see. Well, you made it. You made it. It's nice to have you here, Kate.

Alex Marzonia is the man in charge of putting this whole thing together. So it was very nice to thank you, Alex, for doing all this. I know how much you get. Thank you. And, of course, Ryan. And you know, we're going to start off because we're going to have such a fun, fun show. We're going to start off with sad news. You want to start with sad news?

Some sad news. Let's start with sad. I'm going to start with sad news. Do we have sad music? Oh, geez. I'd like to play some sad music. Let me give you up some sad music. Let's play some sad music.

I don't care if I'm blurry, Brett, I don't give a shit anymore. Brett's ADG cares. Yeah, this is how I can do this. I know, it's a pain in the ass. There it is. Oh, oh, we had it. Oh, look at those whiskers. Look at those whiskers.

Here's the music. Ladies and gentlemen, it took a while. The vibe of the show is crucial to the personalities that come in and out of Assyam. And every once in a while, said personalities blossom. They move on. They go to other pastures.

And such is the case for our very own waddo. Ryan Nielsen hates our guts and is leaving the show. Wait, what? I know. I hate to say it. I hate to do it this way. Yep. He called me last.

Oh, no. No, turn that music off, Ryan. This is, this is, I'm just going to Okay I had like Things drafted Emails planned Like and then

Two minutes before the show starts It's like we're gonna do it We're gonna do it right now And like Have you learned nothing about me? I haven't I guess I haven't learned a single thing This is my last time As much as it is sad news

It's good news in the fact that Ryan got a really good gig Ryan's leaving us He's got a good gig. I'll let you do it the real way. Can you tell us the gig? But play the sad music. Oh my God. No.

Yeah. Oh, geez. I just flashed my whole notes onto the live stream real quick. Oh, nice. So someone freeze frame that later. No, I got to turn this down. For real. Guys, I am.

Yeah, it's been a crazy year for everyone, right? I got the luckiest opportunity in the world to produce this show SCN Live. I've been a fan of the Schmoe since 2013. Literally half the reason I wanted to get in entertainment was just like talking with movies with people and watching your guys Manisteele review. Followed you all the way through like

you know, emcee movie talk, collider, etc. And was just a fan all the while. And Roxy Streyer was kind enough to recommend me I think when RB3 had to move on to his next gig. And this is after I was Furlow, this after I actually moved back home to the East Coast. and it just not only was an amazing opportunity but it was also like therapeutic every day to actually like enjoy this with you guys and recently I got a full-time opportunity on a pretty cool show that's going to be it's temporary it ends like in the early fall but um I'm taking it's my ticket back to LA so I'm really excited about it but I was like also incredibly bummed and I like called Christian and told him and

yeah as a massive fan of christian and marx is 2013 i bet if you go back and watch any of the shmows no episodes on youtube you'll find me all over the comment section uh this show's meant the world to me and it's truly been like a bright part of many days that were otherwise rather challenging and i'm so happy roxy recommended me i'm eternally grateful for christian hiring me and i'm really proud of the content we've all out of hand in making the past couple months so just like cheers to the future and i really hope really hope i can work again with you guys uh perhaps soon or even maybe later this year, but we'll see. But yeah, I am going to be heading out in about a week's time. Well, we did say, and on the phone, we did say that we're going to have a lot of different opportunities because Ryan is in Los Angeles, and once we go back to live events and everything, too, Ryan will be helping us out.

So he's still going to be doing stuff with us. But if we can turn the music off for a second, I want to. I would like to get serious. Yeah, let's get serious for a second. I'd just say on behalf of all of SCE and all of the fans. Yes. Christian, did he do it just to get into the schmowdown? Is this why he could?

Well, it didn't work if that was the case, Brett. Because not even the minor league. Oh, wait, we don't call it that. We don't call it that. Well, definitely not now. I want to be happy for you. Yeah. But I'm also very upset for us.

Yeah, me too. It sucks to you guys. But, but, you know, know, it's, it's, it's kind of, it leaves in four days. One to get, yeah, one to give you, I did give you at least two weeks. But, um, but yeah, it's, it's, it sucks. It's, I mean, like, this is easily, and I, I'm totally fine. It's been my favorite job at over work, probably.

Oh, peace out, Jamal. Nice. Uh, this has been my favorite favorite job I've ever worked. Peace out, Jamal. And, uh, speaking, yeah, go ahead, Ryan, just evaluated every second of it, like, pinched myself. Ryan, honestly, what effect did you? your father watching all women show. Yeah. Yeah.

On this decision. Coincidentally, uh, no. Coincidentally, he's never been happier about you getting a new job. Yeah, seriously. Well, well, look, here, here's the other thing for today is this award show and everything. If you want to send your goodbye messages to Ryan, we, because we're going to do this award show and everything, um, we are only doing schmobots today. We, because we're just not going to have enough time. I have to jump out at around 1130 anyway, because I have a match that we have to tape today. So, um, what I would say is, hey,

show your support here today with Ryan, if you will, going to go in to the Schmovots. We're going to try to hit that 1K today. Let's try to do that for Ryan and say, hey, Ryan, peace out, Mother F or Jamal or you skunk and you do whatever you got to do and put it out there. And we will be, you know, obviously he would miss very much, but he's going to be doing more.

He'll be doing more. So with us for sure. He'll be doing more on his own, but also will be doing more with us. So it was Schmowdown stuff and a lot of different things that we have going on. You know, he mentioned the FCL. There might be stuff that we're doing on Twitch and he's going to be doing a lot with us. So he's part of the family. And now we are going to get back to fart jokes and everything else too.

The sad music has left us. And now we're going to now go to Alex, tell us what you've cooked up for us today. I'm sorry. Real quick before you do that, Christian. Can somebody start calling in and complaining about RB3's performance at his job? So maybe he'll come back. He'll come back. Well, no, Brett, you're actually going to be the new engineer.

Oh, okay, cool, cool. Yeah, so the show will be off the air in about a week. Yeah, my computer definitely can handle it. Yeah, no, it can't. It's only frozen 75 times. Yeah, so people are. Yeah, so let's get, let's get into this here. Do we have any opening music?

Do you have any opening music, Alex? Uh, uh, this is the award. This is the awards. S-E-N-L-L-E-N, L-E-E-N, L-E-E-N, 20 you don't even get it go you don't even get it you don't even get it you mean bring out your fucking guitar you you piece of shit my blazer at least so at least it's a little bit more formal at least we have this hello everybody welcome to the SCN live 2020 awards we have 10 categories to go through today

are you are you I'll make sure to ask who you guys think will win after I read the nominations but should we get straight into this Christian what do you think Go ahead. All righty. So our first category is best bit slash running gag. Our nominees were Brett and Vikings. Disrespectful for the audio listeners. So sorry, Lex.

Thing on the Choo Choo Train. Tying shoes. Wear the white women at. And you don't know shit. Those are our nominations. Now, what is a bit, Alex? What do you call? Yeah, let's see.

I like what Ryan's doing here, where you basically get a, you have to, you have to, you have I let the audience know exactly. A, what is the bit? What things kind of stood out? And Alex, when you give those, give the nominations, the category in the nominations, one more time, please. Best bit slash running gag. So these are the ones that, you know, the jokes that we kept on coming back to because they are so funny. See, I like that.

So Brett and Vikings, of course, we had whenever Vikings was brought up. Do I have to explain every single one? Yes. Oh, God, okay, we'll see, we'll see. Yeah. You see it was when he talked about the show, Vigmson. Vikings in his second. Yes, exactly.

That's okay. So that one, so if we'll, what's next? Um, let me, can I just say that the, the top three that, uh, all of them. Oh my God. Okay. Suspectful. RB3 would shout disrespectful. Remember that.

Remember that. Yeah, like that. Okay. For the audio listeners, uh, obviously the Kate and Brett, we are, we are a visual podcast, but we are also, we're a visual show, but we're also a podcast for people to listen audio only. Sure, sure, sure. Got to explain what's happening on screen.

So sorry, Lex. Christian, you want to explain that one? No, go ahead. Okay. Christian would say, so sorry, Lex, to trolls. Staying on the Choo Choo Train. What's that? What's that?

What's that? Whenever I'd have the same topics, I'd say. All right, next topic, staying on the WD. Be honest, you mean. Did you nominate yourself with that one? No, there were actually a few nominations for me. I don't remember that. Was I on the show when that happened?

No. You were gone for a good. good amount of December. This is the first time you've been on the show this year, Christian. You're not wrong. All right. Okay, okay. So, and is that it?

Is that all the nomination? And we have tying shoes, which is a euphemism for. Tying shoes. Yeah. And what about you don't know shit? That didn't make it? It did. Where the white women at?

RB3 would wonder where the white women are at. Also, I am wondering as well. You don't know shit. Oh, they made it. That made it. Okay, good. All right. So now are we going to get a drum roll or what?

We are going to get a drum roll, ladies and gentlemen, and it's starting right now. Here we go. And the winner is. For the audio listeners, the winner is for the audio listeners. Really? Wow. Upsych. Upset.

Really? Was it surprising? Take that. You know, I'm surprised. Out of all the bits that we've done on this show, that that was the top one. Wow. Christian's not hiding his distinctions. I'm not saying that we should have won.

I'm just saying I'm shocked that that was the one that everyone remembers. Do you, are you not shocked at all the stuff that you've done in bits and even an impression of me? A running bit. That is definitely the one we still do to this day. Yeah, I think it's longevity has been because some of these were short-lid. Recency bias, perhaps.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. It's by no means of spite. I just, if you asked me if that was a bit, I wouldn't, I wouldn't know. Yeah. For the audio listeners, Christian is red with rage. No, yeah, I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what it was.

I wish, I wish, like, the Oscars went down like this. No, no, no, why did you guys do this film? So why did you make this film? Wait, why did Gary Oldman live? What? Wait, so no, no, no, no, no, I just didn't remember his before. Oh, latex? Latex.

Okay, okay. No, carry on. Do your thing. Do your thing. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, so this is one of those things, though, too. We are doing this, we are doing the awards, and it's going to take up the entire show.

But like I mentioned, the donations are crucial to this show in general in order to, I know that it's been this week. We've been doing a lot more stuff. But if we can, the goal is obviously trying to get to 500 today. If we can do that, you just go to streamlabs.com slash the schmodeown.

Nope, no it doesn't. You just go to stream labs. Is it what the hell is it? The Shmodon. The Shmodon donate to $20. So you arrive, no one will rep the Philly team. There it is.

I guess I got to get myself traded. Dany Green, don't go, man. Don't go. But anyway, so we're trying to get to this. We put the Schmobots in there. Much appreciated. Interrupt the show. Do it.

What, here's something to do for Schmobots? What did you think should win? If you think that it should have been. Christian, why don't you schmobot it in? I know, I should. Hey, you know what? Schmobot in. If you think that for the audio listeners was the top winner,

or did it just pull up a massive, massive, a bullshit victory. What do you guys? Did Kate pay Alex? Wow. For the record. I got spam risk. I'm taking too much credit for that. Spam, spam, spam. Is this Brett's bet that I just jump on? Hello? Hello? Hi. I'm calling to inform you that we have an urgent business together that has been filed in our office. Oh. Correspondence with son giving you 30 days to respond. Okay. Okay. Please press five now to connect the line. Should I do it? Yeah. I would love that if it was. I'm going to do it. I don't know who this is. I like the music.

It's like Ryan. Anthony Nugent donated $50. So in other words, once again, Christian don't know shit. Terry? Ah, man. Terry. Yeah, man. Terry?

Hello? Yeah, man. Well, it's a tough story. Terry? Yeah, you know A couple times He's been around But Terry

Hello Okay thanks For the audio listeners For the audio listeners Yeah that's right So he's like he's like it's a wrong number I'll call you back I'll call you back

I just want to say there was one time When for the audio listeners Brett put you in tears doing the bit Because he described Yes He described something That was something only the audio listeners Would have known

He described something that was just a sound, and you almost peed yourself. You were laughing so hard at it. Sounds like you're trying to sell me on the bit. I don't remember it. Play the clip, Alex. Listen. I'll have it.

Was this is it up for a running bit? Because I've had it for three weeks now. I don't understand. Oh, I don't notice it. Don't even play it out. So can you replay that Smobot, please? Because Terry Hunt talked over it. Of course.

Anthony Nigent donated $50. So in other words, once again, Christian don't know shit. Yes, that's true. It is. And how was Flaus? How was Flauss not nominated for Best Bit? Unbelievable. He nominated and other ones.

I'm sorry, Christian, but you don't know shit. Yeah, exactly. For the audio listeners is the best long-running gag. This also shows that Christian is not one of the audio listeners. No, I'm not. I'm definitely not. Terry has donated $20. Why do you have my phone?

I do you have my phone? Incredible timing on that one. That was really good. You have my phone. Remarkable timing. That was really good. Oh, God. By the way, I love how also, in addition to the fact that our fans' timing is, like, better than ours.

I also love that Christian clearly has not looked at even what the awards are. No clue. Kippley, Flouse wasn't a bit. Flouse is not. He's nominated. Don't worry. I was not nominated for a bit. It's not a bit when you have him play a character.

That's a character. No, when we kept going back and forth and so, Flaus, tell me about, tell me about that time when you were doing this. Not a bit. That's a character. It's a big. It's a character. Holy shit.

Full of shit. All right. So this is what I do like about this award. So you can publicly say it. It was bullshit. I don't even know what that. I don't even know what that bit is. Can I tell you?

I do think of this. I really thought one of the RB3s was going to win. Yeah. Absolutely. The way of the white women, that was an ongoing bid. Well, you know, it's an honor to be nominated. This is a stupid. I'm already protesting this.

Who voted on this? Kate and Brett? I don't know the fans. Yes, for sure. How many fans voted on this? Seven fans? Be honest. We got a proxy.

She was already mad about not being nominated. I know. I'm surprised. This is shocking to me. This is already, it's starting. controversial. Very, very controversial. It's exactly what Brett said. Like if the Academy, like the, the president of the Academy was like, wow. Yeah. It shouldn't have, honestly, it should not have been La La Land. Just give it to Moonlight.

Absolutely unbelievable. And then the president of Academy goes, yeah, to send in tips, it's, uh, what's the link? What's the link? It's Sessie, shmownatown at dot com. Or is it, or is it, or? I don't know this is why I don't come back to this show. I come back and you get two idiots talking about audio listeners

and that wins the best bit. And all the bits we've done in a year and a half on the show, that's what wins best bit? Do you remember Christian Wyatt even started? No, because it's a shitty bit. You actually said to us You said to us at some point You're like

By the way we need to make this show More audio friendly And so Brett started doing it He said we need to make it more friendly For the people listening on the podcast So Brett sort of as a fuck you I understand $20.

Thank you man give my cousin Lil Terry his phone back See that Now the Terry Hunt bit has already Become a bigger bit any audio listeners. For the audio listeners donated $20. It came true.

The other thing that was really funny. The other thing that was really funny was when Brett was saying like you weren't told. Like that, that was a bit. That was an ongoing bit. All right. Well, look. Okay. So we're off to a good start.

We're off to a great start. All right. Oh for one. All right. What's next, Alex? All right. I know, Christian, you're taking this bit so long. I'm starting to feel bad.

It's tough those times I'm like I'm gonna get a text I'm gonna get a text from Brett like really should hey hey are are you serious about this and the nominees are oh wait go ahead and our second category does Brett get to give a speech or no fuck him yeah yeah you you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and K give you give your speech on this bit that you guys worked on so hard okay go ahead and start I'll start um first of all I'd like to thank my partner Brett who without whom this bit wouldn't even been possible because honestly he came up with it. I also would like to thank Christian Harloff above all else because he's been so supportive of this bit. He's never called it a bullshit bit

and I really feel like he, if anything, understands good comedy when he sees it, especially because he watches the show he created even when he's not on it. Brett? For the audio listeners, Christian is playing farts during speech. Paul Ryan.

Paul Ryan. It's all right. great bit. I'm just kidding. It's really funny. All right. Our second category. Let's get to that. Best Schmobot slash thing Schmobot said. Yes, I love it. Pretty self-explanatory. So there you go. These are the things that Schmobot says.

And the winner is for the audio listeners when the Schmobot said at that time. That was really good. Simple, simple, simple shoes says for the audio listeners. L-O-L. That's your winner. Hey, Christian. You know what that makes me want to do when you just keep going out about this? Oh, not even a side swipe on it. Straight up into the camera. Fuck off, Mulligan.

That's right. Did you do your fucking little Irish dance in the back? And the nominees are Bulls. X donated $1,000, donated $20. Is it a good one? Subscribe to the meaning of Schlong and Hi, Brett.

Oh. That's all the... Those are the five. All right, fine. At all those, you got to give it to subscribe to the meeting of. I mean, you have to. Is this Schmobot? Like, okay, message.

Oh, here we go. What's this? Oh, you got a message from Schmobot? This is the deal. This is the... All right, and your winner is... Hi, Brett. Hi, Brett.

Hi, Brett. Hi, and thank you, pussy. Hi Brett. I like to fuck the shit out of you. Oh, hi, Brett. Happy holidays, you dirty rotten fuckers. Wow. There's the winner.

Hi, Brett is the winner. Of course it is. Hi, Brett. Congratulations. You know, have you ever not wanted to win an award because you don't want to hear with Christian thoughts on her? It's good, it's good.

You know, Brett, I actually have had that feeling more. Brett, you're going to tell me, not upset that Kay Parker wasn't was in nominated oh yeah what he said high art high art wasn't I art this show's a fucking sham pull the plug this is like foreign press took over this shit within seconds out is it you know what this was this is Alex going through four shows and not wanting to go through the whole library and picking out four particular shows that one's funny you'll notice a lot of these clips will be from when I started so

We're already getting S-E-N awards so white so far. Exactly. As it should be. You deserve it. You all deserve it. Considering that even the guy who put all the nominations is not white. For fuck's sake. How dare you?

Unbelievable. No, he's not. He's got great hair, though. But listen. This is a travis thing. Hi, bread. Hi, bread is the best schmobot. And all the cleverness that has been happening with the audience throughout the year and a half, all the clever ones.

Well, we got some clever. We got some clever names here. Oh, fucking your bitch. You know what I mean? Close runner up. What was snubbed? That's 2021 anyway. The white women, that's right.

That's true. Unbelievable. Kay Parker doesn't get it. I mean, Brett and I were on the floor. Kay Parker. We fell off the chair with the high art. Kay Parker. Did you even look at that one, Alex, beyond?

It wasn't nominated. Of course it wasn't. Was it an option to vote for? I didn't see anybody submit it. Submission, I'm about to submit it. We can't wait. We can't wait. This is a travesting.

A travesting. All right. Congratulations, Brett. Give your speech. I just, no, I just got a text. I think you have to pop off from your meeting early. Everyone should just go home. Brett is going to sweep the awards.

Oh, yeah, hi, Brett. He should sweep the awards. Well, it's just, it's just, I'm just here all the time. It's hard not to be a part of every damn bit. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if you look at percentage of times on show. Yeah. And exactly.

Well, I'm still saying one of the ones that he was on the show should have won. Something that florists, something that took us. We were laughing. You could have nominated things, Christian. I voted on every single one of these things. Likewise. I looked. No, but I'm saying nominated.

I nominated so many. And Kate, when I say that, I mean that I did none of those things. Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Honor to be nominated. Yes. Now we know why Ryan took the other job. This has started off wonderful because I can tell you,

from the second this poor bastard wanted to make his big heartfelt loving speech. And I said, hey, today you're going to make your announcement. Like, what? They were doing the awards. So that started out. And then we get high Brett and for the audio listeners. So you guys are really, you're really starting off to the bang here. Let's go.

What's the next one? Our next category is best schmobot name. And obviously, that's the person. Oh, here we go. Best Schmobot name. And the nominations are 50 Shades of Geek. Okay. We have, Conducco.

Buckless in, insert city here. Seattle, Miami, et cetera, et cetera. Fuckless in Seattle. Come on. Yeah, that's pretty good. Buckless in Seattle. Senator Bale Orgasm You have Sir Lord Attenborough

Soggy mini muffins Oh Legend for Sutherland Yeah And Deontay Wimbish himself Tung Punch Fart Box See no okay Now this one

This one's gonna be hard to dispute Because there's so many good ones Dildo Baggins got nominated, right? Did not Not no Okay Little Baggins I believe is from 2021 though See I think that I'd be okay with

Soggy winning here I'd be okay if soggy winning because of like Kate said. It's just, it was legendary and he probably spent most of his parents' money on this show in the first like three months. How would you feel if I won this one, Christian? I'm not, I wouldn't be surprised. If it's revealed that the, that the, that the, that the, that the winner is actually you and that you've been doing all of this, I would not be surprised at this point. All right, let's, let's play, let's, this one we can't call a shitbox. I think we actually love it. I love it. Tung punch fart box. Uh, tongue punch fart box.

Tong Punch is a big supporter. You know what? That's why they call him Deonté Wim bitch. Yeah. But also why are you such a little Wimbitch? Yeah. The next one, Tong Punch FartBox says, Okay, so Kate, Steph, and Greg on the same show?

Yes, this is definitely my favorite episode now. Oops, sorry, I called you Wimbitch. So that's great. That's great. See, that one's the kid. I'm on board with that one. You like that one? For the audio listeners,

Christian is going to stop me a little. Bitch boy. Yeah, what happened to that was this year? Yeah. Bitch boy. Bitch boy was this year. All right, that's fine. All right, so now, all right, so.

It's one of my best friends of 20 plus years called me a bitch boy. Good job on that tongue punch. Hi, Brett. All right, our next. All right, our next category is best rant. Oh. So our first nomination is Ben emoting. This is when Roxy called out Ben for not emoting.

And then Ben is tired of being picked on. No, two Benz. Okay, two Ben rants. We got the third one, Ben fighting a mountain line. Oh, Ben three times. Okay, so Ben's now voting on these, okay. Three times. And we have Corey Coleman hates a Schmobot when he was on.

Okay, that's a good one. And we have Kate hating the Irishman and the Snyder Cut. Ranting about those. And then we have Ryan doesn't want to be locked down. Oh, yeah. On lockdown. Oh, that's great. No nominations.

No professor pro. Okay, I understand. What's next? All right, what's next? Those are our nominations. Good, good. What do you think of that? It's got to be one of the best.

Phenomenal. Really great nominations. I think it's got to be Ben, the mountain line. I bet you Ben wins because Ben probably voted for himself. He's half the nom, so. And he's not here. I mean, that's pretty bad. He probably couldn't.

Maybe he'll be on though. This is my favorite comment so far. I like how Christian is saying you guys are off to a great start when he's been the one throwing the grenades. This is, this is amazing. Alex from now on, um, Find someone else to host this show when you guys do the awards. This is unbelievable.

This is unbelievable. This is a sham, Brett. It's a travesting. It's just nonsense. Three Goddard nominations. Not a one for many of the years. Oh, and best bit. The Bonnie fucking shit bit didn't wasn't a bit.

Didn't return. Didn't return. It was just one day. Never returned. It did too. We talked about it all the time. This is bullshit. She didn't shit multiple.

Shut up, Alex. Unbelievable. Let's find out who the. winter is. Oh, I can't wait. Ben. Who the fuck is going camping if you know dinosaurs are loose? You know human beings is stupid? They will do stuff like that. Why people go in the mountains with mountain lions all the time? What is this? Mountain lions are not Tyrannosaurus rexes. Mountain lions are still fuck. Yeah. Thank you. That was this year. You can survive a mountain line attack. No, you can't. I can't. People are. People are. People are. What do you

know? Hey, he's out he's out here fighting mountain lions with his bare hands. You know, he's going to look young forever. This was this year. So still the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. Turn us off. That's not stupid. Between the T-Rex and a mountain lion, I can win a fight with a mountain lion. You can't. Rules are all fucked up on this

dumb show. Oh, is it bad? Oh, Winston. It was this year. It was this year. He's muted. You're muted. It started last year. It was, it didn't, that's not

ranted last year. He's not winning against the fucking mountain lion. He's not doing. Right, but Winston, this happened this year, didn't it, this bit? No, it happened in studio. This was in studio. Oh, hi, Brett. Yeah, whatever.

Kui4 underscore Sutherland donated $20. Thank you. This is a travesty. Travesty. Is there a Russian collusion going on here? Him was unbelievable. This sucks. This sucks.

Bullshy. Oh, Shibret. My favorite part about watching this is you are clearly campaigning to win best rant for next year. You are well on your waist. Christian, this is what happens when you stop being on your own show. I know. It's true.

The audio listeners, Kay Parker can get it. That's right. It's unbelievable. The fans are with me. They understand. This is a travesty. This show is a sham. Scotty doesn't know donated $20.

Scotty knows more shit than Christian. Yeah, I know. If he doesn't know shit, good luck with the next job, Brian. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. It's hit a few times already today. Yeah, look, this is, I mean, look, keep on, keep on coming here with the, with the donations. Tell me, tell me if you agree with me. Tell me if you think that this is, this to me is, is this is what happens when I say, you know what?

I'm going to trust you guys with these nominations. Are you saying, are you saying any award show that you're going to rig in your favor? Yes. No, I'm not talking about myself getting nominated. I'm talking about the rightful stuff. I don't give a shit if I want any of this stuff. There's none of the rant. They're so many, Corey Coleman.

Ben Goddard gets nominated three fucking times. Get the fuck out of here. Look, that shit. Well, one of them was Ben Goddard and Winston. Winston, Winston. Congratulations. Yes. Thank you.

What about the little win? That was a bit. Remember the little win? That was a big. That was a great. But they still call me little wins. This shit is stupid. That's right.

I ain't been little since I came on my mama's vagina. I don't know why the fuck people can call me little win and shit, man. Yeah, because the old kids is the way it was. the way it was framed. Oh, right, right. The way it was framed was that Roca and I looked like we were 20 feet tall and you looked like you were like mini me. And it was really, really great.

But yeah, I still find some of someone said I was gone full Giuliani. This is unbelievable stuff. I mean, come on. Wait, the network. Networks. How is that not a big? Ben Goddard gets nominated three times. Who?

By who? Oh, the network? The network. Me, but donated $20. What is Christian so upset at? All these winners are so memorable. Half the Shmobots always said, hey, Brett, the audio listeners bit always killed. And Ben would obviously not beat a Mountain Lion.

Hey, hey, Christian, you don't know shit. I have never heard about that Mountain Lion more than once. That's the best. That's the best thing at all time. This is so. Oh, it came back. That's why it's bit, too. Winston brought it up every time he could.

Ben thinks they can beat this mountain line. All this makes me realize this one thing is I need to watch this show. I have to tell you that. Because I don't know. And when I look at Matt Link's Twitter, I pay attention to Matt Lincolnwood. I'd never heard of this between this. This is unbelievable. This is an absolute travesty.

Also, I one thing. Alex isn't going to do this again next year for you. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. There's so many things that. See, Salad von Baco, he agrees. I side with Christian on this one. There were things that were overlooked and not nominated that should have been.

Alex, fuck this up is what he said. But then I, see, but then my question is, because I'm so sorry Alex both Christian and that person in the comments because, look, your ass could have nominated it. Where was your ass at? Can you nominated a big? Thank you, Kanye. Thank you, Kanye.

Christian, stop stealing my bit. Who is that? Tanya West. That's true. This is unbelievable. I mean, I can't believe it. I can't believe what's happening. I was so excited today.

I thought this is going to be a great celebration. You've all, you've all just crushed my dreams. We've all had surprises today. It feels like we were all ready to celebrate and then you crushed our dreams. It feels unbelievable. It's almost like you guys do this show without me sometimes. I can't believe it. I can't believe.

What about Patty Boy? Thank you. About Patty Boy. I agree with $20. you Christian like Winston agreeing Ben can take on a mountain lion. For the audio listener Christian don't know shit. That's true. How about this?

I got something for you. Bits. Patty boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. She was snubbed. She was snubbed that poor old lady. Patty boy, it's me. Not only was that a bit.

The GOP. The GOP donated $20. We demand a recount. Yes. Recount. Listen, okay. So. Oh, here we go.

This was announced early January. You did it. Alex, unbelievable. You're responsible for this, you little weasel. What I can suggest for next year is that if you're listening, for the audio listeners, if you're watching. Thank you for cutting. So this sounds very familiar. If you want following people, I know a few people.

That was from QAnon. Oh, no, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, QAnon. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Daddy boy is me.

Daddy's having trouble. Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance. All right. Make sure you're writing your nominations down for next year. That's all I'm going to say. I've already started doing that on my time codes. Like there's going to be a next year when Ryan Lee's.

The show's over, folks. All right. This is something else. I just want to say, thank you. I also want to say thank you to Matt Link. He helped me compile these clips. I asked him. for help and he sent me as much as he could.

And so thank you so much, Matt Link. He is also a major factor in getting this. Yes. Thank you for all of your stuff. Matt Link. Matt Link, you're dead to me. All right, what's next? All right, our next category. Here we go. Here we go.

Best Impression slash character. We have Anaconda Brett. We have drunk Brett. We have Elmo Brett. We have Christian, played by Kate. We have Luke Skywalker, RB3. We have Mad He, Patter, Christian.

We have Margaret Thatcher by Kate. Ooh. Morgan Freeman is Jar Jor Binks from Josh Robert Thompson. Yes. We have Obama from Winston. Yes. Rami Malick from Ryan. Roland from Rokha.

Rudy Giuliani from Christian. Wado from Ryan and Yoda from Roxy. What the fuck? You're going to tell me I'm sitting out of here screaming off. I got my husband running around thing in 20 years. And what? Bring up the crow one more time. Bring it out these awards.

Fuck you two. Thank you. Thank you, Professor Crowe. Thank you. And here's me. Please don't win. Please don't win. Professor Crow got snubbed. I don't give a shit about a Rudy Giuliani or a mad hatter.

Where is the president? Oh, Brett one. If this gets married, we could all be thankful that Trump came up with the space force to save us. That's absolutely right. Ammo, now you're speaking then. Wow. to get it permanently attached, but I don't even know. Even though sometimes it's kind of a pain in your ass,

I have an detachable penis. It's an attachable. It's a big music break. And isn't that annoying when you're doing karaoke and they have this big music break and you kind of stare out of it and everybody? I hate when they do that. I think for karaoke songs, you shouldn't have the big music break. Did you just cut them down a little bit?

Why? Oh, man. All right. There's your winner, Elmo. All right. Give your speech, bud. This was fucking rig. I'm out of this.

I'm telling you. I don't blame you once. Thank you so much. I just want to remind everybody, don't get the vaccine because they use aborted venuses to make the vaccine, and that's not good,

and it's against my moral values. Peace, but not peace with certain people. So wait a minute. So wait a minute. Let me get this straight. A hell of a clip to show Elmo there. Yeah. So, Alex, that was just impression. It was not character, right?

Impression slash character. Oh, so flirting flouse not even nominated. Okay, cool. Makes a lot of sense. Okay. I like the ammo bit. I think the Elmo bit is funny. I think the ammo,

and I think that could have also been nominated for a bit. Even a rant or maybe the 50 Ben Goddard nominations. I think that for winning, sure. So Furt and Flau's not even, there's no chance that the Fulton Flauss was not nominated. There's no chance. Who's voting on this? Who's voting on? Clearly not Wado fans.

The Flurton Flaus is the best character that has ever appeared on this show and he wasn't nominated. This is stupid. The 22 Sine Live Awards donated $20. And the winner for Best Recurring Bit goes to, Kate Mulligan chying down as Christian gets upset. Speech. Speech. Yes. Yeah, this is, this is a sham. All right. Congratulations.

All right. What's nice? How you feel, Alex? How you doing, man? I'm just checking in. Great, great. Glad I put these videos together. Yeah, I'm sure this didn't take any of your free time. No, no, no. How did you think this was going to go over, Alex? With the flirting, Flouse, wasn't nominated.

Eh, I mean, here we are. Here we are. Oh, Alex. All right. Shall we go to the next category? Alex, don't take this the wrong way. Christian really is upset. No, this is great.

This is a great. I'm having fun. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. Christian, did you have to go at 1048 or at 1130? 1049. Oh, perfect. All right.

Last minute with Christian. Yes. Well, yeah, I can't wait because as soon as I leave, you guys are going to come up with one bit that never comes back again. and it'll win next year. And then, you know, all these other new characters will come in that nobody knows. And that'll win also. So do it, do what you got to do, Kate.

You know what? We'll talk about this. Alex has joined me on stereo today at 1205 PT. He might be in tears the whole time. We'll see. And we can talk about this and probably just this. But come join to fun. Tell us your snubs.

We'll talk about snubs. We'll talk about the show. And we'll talk about all. We'll get like hours. How many hours Alex put into pre? putting this all together we can get into. So come check us out for stereo.com slash Brett Sheridan.

Travis Gilbert donated $20. How long do we need to wait for the Snyder Cut of the Sen Awards where we cut out Christian's rump's so we can enjoy the show? 100%. We have to get Ryan and Alex replaced now. I know. You're going to have three, you're going to have three seconds to, that will be the whole show. I want the best Brett Snike.

The names of the winners. That's an award. I also love that he said we have to now we're going to have to replace Ryan and Alex because it's been a thought I've been worried about too. I'm telling you. No, I'm telling you this is a great. It's a it's a great show. Yeah. I'm very excited about it.

I think that it's, I think it's working out great. Thank you for everybody who's donating. Do that. Go ahead and do that. By the way, it looks like all the schmobots agree with me. So I'm enjoying the schmobots very much. So every single schmobot that has committed is one one person that has disagreed. No one, not one.

They've all been on my side. And, yeah, I'll be running for president in 2024. All right. So I also got a chance. I think I might. I really do. Okay. Kay Mulligan wins.

And so does Brett. Congratulations. You just won the next, you just won the next one. I'm going to make it a prediction. I don't even know what the fuck the next thing is that is coming up. I texted it to you. I don't care. I'm going to tell you that the next, oh yeah.

And, you know, the treadmill nug. Remember that was nominated for Best Bit? No, no, it wasn't. All right, so here we go. Here's the other thing. I guarantee you that whatever is nominated, Brett's nominated at least twice,

maybe three times. And I bet you Brett wins. That's what I'm going to say. Let's see. Let's go. Here we go. You're fucking wrong. Best guest panelist.

Get it. Come on. You just shifted it. You just shifted the category. You little weasel. You know, Did you just shift the categories? No, my text.

You a little, Wiesel. Your little Wiesel. Yeah, our favorite guest panelists. Brett will probably win that too. All right, so favorite guest panelists, these are people who were, like three to four or less times on the show.

We had, so our nominees are. Dude, is he nominated, Alex? I should be. I should be. Please. I know because that would be this year. Same reason the fucking mountain line. Our nominees are Bonnie Somerville.

Clark Wolf, Dan Merrill, Jason Inman, Josh Robert Thompson, Kevin Smith, and Corey Coleman. These are all good. These are all good. I think Josh Robert Thompson will win this because of the Morgan Freeman thing.

But I wouldn't be surprised of Kevin Smith won because it's Kevin Smith. And your winner is... We have footage. year of the fan of menace that wasn't used. Morgan Freeman was actually originally cast as drug dripping. Oh really? Yeah we actually have some of the audio. My day started pretty okay okay day with briskly morning munching and then the Jedi came and pow misa here. Well, Mesa been banished. Mea, mea, uh, misa, uh, cast my boss's unabungo.

Oh, Maxie Big the force. Excuse me. Misa in a hidden underwater city. Mesa show you. Mesa show you. He's crying. Oh, my God. He actually, so yeah, congrats to Josh Robert Thompson.

He actually sent a thank you video in. Do you want to... Oh, nice. Let's play that. Thank you. God. Give it a second here. Here. There we go. Hey guys, it's me, Josh Robert Thompson. Just want to say thank you to all the fans for voting for me for the favorite guest panelists of the year. It's an honor to win an S.C.N. Live award. So thank you very much. I can't wait to be back in studio with you guys doing more impressions like the one I'm doing right now with Alex Marzonia. One of my best friends, as you can tell from our time on the show together. So thank you again. Have a great rest of your award show. See you later.

Damn, such a good impression Great impression of you That was really good Oh, that's very Oh, shut your mouth, Christian That was funny You know what this show has become What's that?

Nuts This show The question is, Do you know what the show is Not a fucking clue, Kate, I was asking seriously I don't know what the show is I really, I just don't know

Because I, what I assume I get it now And it's, it's almost like when the when the super villain is plotting for the entire time and this is what Alex has done throughout the entire time. That's why he did his hair like this months ago because he knew that this was going to be the day that he made his big moment because he knew he was going to do this. He knew it.

He was going to rig the show with all the stuff that he liked the best. If you notice and Josh Robert Thompson should have won that award. However, the only reason he won it was not because he should have was because Alex was sitting in that fucking chair and he was in the clip. He was in the clip. He was next to Josh Robert Thompson. that's why Josh Robert Thompson won didn't matter if anybody else voted you might not even

have voted for him I saw someone's I voted for Dan Myrtle It doesn't matter Alex was sitting in the clip And that's that's why so anybody who Alex likes That's the case Alex is mad at me right now So I won't be nominated for anything So that's why Where's the lie? Shut up Ryan. Okay

Oh God All right, what's next? All right, next one is Best Feud Me versus Alex You versus everybody it feels like Christian versus the world.

That's right. This is a sham. This is a conspiracy. This is all the deck. Shut up out of this. This was stacked against us. It was all stacked against us. Christian, I have a feeling you're going to be nominated for every single one of these few.

So. I'm sure. I'm sure that none of it. I'm sure. I forget. Alice didn't even know I was on this show, Kate, when he nominated everybody. Make no mistake about it. The fans did not nominate anyone.

Alex Marzonia nominated everybody. He decided he sat sitting in a bathtub, farting, thinking, guess what? I'm going to vote who I voted for. Is that true, Alex? Pretty close. Thank you. All right. What are you got?

I was standing in the shower. Still a donated $20. Thank you, Ben. So many snubs. Him flabbergasted by this absolute travesty. See? I told you, Kate. They all agree with me.

All the Smobots agree with me. And that's all that counts. Silent majority. Ryan, you have four days left. Do not leave on a bad note. All right, here we go. What's next? Our next category is Best Feud.

And we have Ben versus Roxy. Of course. We have Ellis versus the Schmobot. Sure. We have Christian versus trolls. Sure. And we also have Winston versus Rokka. Oof.

What do you guys got? I think Christian versus trolls. Again, just an honor to be nominated. I want to see. For all of our sakes. I don't want to win this one. I don't want to win this one. I think there's better feuds out there.

Is that true? I don't even know if I believe that. Is there any what else is out there between? I had a pretty, you know, coarse sports rivalry with, I think, every person on the show. It's the flirt and flouse. The flirt and flouse, he was feuding with, I guess it doesn't transfer over to.

My goal is to be able to argue against every single one, and this one's hard, this one's hard for me to argue against. I don't know. Are we ever any other feuds that I'm thinking about? You ate what were the first ones you said again now? Bagels. Bagels. What about bagels?

Did we, oh yeah, did the bagel bit ever get nominated? The bagel bit wasn't nominate. This is bullshit. I think that was fall 2019, though. Pre-pandemic. Was it? Yeah, I want to say we were in studio. It was like the first, like that happened so early up.

Yeah, you're right, Kate. That was super early. Alex, no one said that you were allowed to. Hey, you are not allowed to give facts on the show. Do you understand that? There are no facts allowed. You everything must, everything must make sure that it coincides with the point of view that I have. And that did not go with that.

Okay. Sorry. I would appreciate that you take that down and please reword that. Yeah. I'm sorry. That was that time we were in the studio when it was the pandemic. So it was definitely 2020. Right.

Thank you. Appreciate that. Okay. All right. So it is Jabba Wally. Stop giving facts. It says, yeah, bagel was 2019. No, it was this year.

It was last week. Yeah. All right. I'm prepared. For the, for the, for Christians rant against me right now. Here we go. We're going to start with Joseph. Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.

Is this disruptive? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, guys. That makes sense. I am super excited for all of you. Hey, hey, hey, guys. My butt, itches. Hey. Look at Ellis's face.

That's $20 you could possibly expect. This is the future. Yeah. Oh, who. Oh, Mark Ellis. So you have to own a lightsaber to compete in this. I will bring the pain to Mark Ellis if he disrespects me, big old jabrony that needs to. Show me the respect I deserve.

I feel like I'm being talked to by the big blue guy from Watchman. And I just thought it'd be like the coolest uncle thing to be like, you see 10 minutes of Frozen too. Oh, you're still talking that to talk against this smoothing, salty voice. Why is the way you're doing here, Winston? Yeah, I know. You saw the dog in the slowdowns. There we go. So Alex, I want you to do me a favor.

Tell me that first clip. That first clip. I want you give me an episode date on that clip. Yep. Here's the brand. Give me an episode date on that clip. The first clip when it started. I want you to give me an episode date.

And then I'll remember it being before the pandemic. Was it 2019? It must have been 2019. That's why I was worried when Kate started bringing up 2019. It's very interesting. It's very interesting. Well, there were other clips, but that was all he could find. I understand.

So, Alex, give me a true or false with this next question. I'm about to ask him. Are there any rules? There are rules to this award ceremony. True or false. True. No, they're not. What you just said was false.

Okay. How on earth was my client not nominated? You have no idea. Her performances are high art. This is an outrage. You'll rue to the day you've snubbed my client. Unbilly. Oh, hi, Brett.

For the audio listeners, I am saying, hi, Brett. Danny Green can't shoot donated $20. Thank you, Grace took over the schmow down. Now, Alex, taking over the senator, do you believe with the schmomiminity now, Christian? I don't know what to believe anymore. I don't know what to believe anymore. cocktail donated $20. I think the best feud is Christian and the squirrels.

Brett is best. Suck it Christian. I'll tell you what. I absolutely should be nominated for the squirrel book, considering it happened on Schmo's No in 2017. So you should nominate me. Can we get nominated for things from Schmo's No? That would be great.

Okay, can we do that? Is that part of the rules? What am I? Well, yes. What is the check-riding ratio to answering this question? That's right. No, I'm just kidding. This is all well-deserved stuff.

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very, I know that's, that's professional. Yeah, so our best bad. I wonder, no. No, no, it was good. Listen, listen, that was that was the core of what professional is and we should all be professional on the show. Let's talk about this fucking show that we're talking about here with this, uh, awards that we can call it. Call it a, uh, This is like a circus. All right, what's next in the clown show? All right, our next category is best music performance. So we started karaoke, what, in November, I believe, Christian?

Of 2017. Yes, of 2017. And our nominations are The Twelve Days of Christmas by the Whole Cast and Crew. We have Bohemian Rhapsody by the whole cast and crew that day. We had Detachable P penis by Elmo. Jeremy by Margaret Thatcher Smooth Criminal by Waddo My shot by myself

Me We have Steph Doing her song Wop by RB3 And Warpigs by Brett Any objections Before we To the whole show

To the whole show So Mike Thanks for the slick brick No appreciate it guys Cool Cool Cool Appreciate it

It's good. It's good to come up with the whole fucking karaoke bit. Who you got? I don't care, Ryan. I just, I simply don't care. That, yeah, this definitely feels like you don't care. Steph should win. Steph, actually, I agree. She was amazing.

You know what it's my favorite. This is what I also like to do. That's fine. 12 day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Moranda, 12 drummers drumming. 11 pipe was piping. In all they leaping. ladies dancing eight maids of milking

whew whew six geese are donating five got a rig bed two total dove and the portrait in the petri

yeah that is so sweet I'm happy that one it was very nice That was that was that that was that that was that what happened you're on you're on videos off but we can hear you know that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was hell of fun all the stuff you know shout out to that day I grew closer to Ryan at that point because his his waddo was ridiculous it was just it was just that was just. It was all around a great time. So thank you. You deserve it.

Winston, I'm very happy to see you. You're one of the few people, let's be honest. You're the only person that I like on this show right now. So thank you so much for being here. We can actually remove everybody. That's a bad thing. You deserved it. It was good.

You ran that show for a week like a boss. You guys did great. It was you worked during the holidays and you pulled off that big karaoke thing at the end. It's not easy to do when everyone singed together. But I have to say it again. The only reason that you were nominated in one is because Alex was in the clip. Yeah. That's it.

The only reason you want. So congratulations. Yeah, I think Steph should probably take it that one. Thank you. Oh, see, I didn't say it. You said it. And now, but I'll still be the bad guy on it. I'll listen.

I got to tell you, I love. Yeah. I'll be honest. I mean, it was a dead tie for me for that and smooth criminal. Like, Steph was funny. Smooth criminal was insane. Thank you. That, oh my fucking God.

I love that one. I love that one. Who did that one? Oh, that was right. Oh, it's my favorite. All right. Well, thank you so much. It was good.

I really liked it. I really liked it. I have to say. John Rooker's publicist donated $20. John will not be happy about being snubbed. He should be winning every award. Is that Rooka's agent? Yeah, it was.

Yeah. All right. Keep it coming. By the way, Dreamlabs.com slash the Shmodown, and we are. We are just doing some more of these nominations, more of these, the wonderfully put together show by Alex Marzondon. This is so much fun for everybody.

So let's get to the next, let's get to the next category. Alex, what are we got? All right. We're in our last two categories now. So here are the big ones. Best moment. And our nominations are balls, Atlanta, Bonnie's bathroom break, come on the action. guys. Jeremiah

Lil Winn Roka wants to climb mountains. The Shaved Head Reveal and Zaflertin Flaus's first appearance. Okay, so now I have something to say. Must be cool. Now I have something to say. Oh, now. Now be honest, Alex.

You didn't vote on any of these and you didn't put any of these together. Okay, you didn't put any of these together because these, Brett, you must have done this because this is all the right stuff. This is everything that should be. This is everything. So, all right. Thank you to the listeners for nominating everybody. Yes.

What about Kate? What about Kate jumping up and screaming on the chair? 2019. Who gives a shit? That rule's gone. That rule's gone. That rule's gone. We didn't have a 2019 award show, so I figured everything.

And then Brett and Kate screaming and yelling as me didn't come up. Kate's impression of me wasn't nominated. Thank you to the listeners for nominating everybody. The listeners were on drugs. But I did get nominated as doing my impression of you for the impressions. Exactly. What's next? Well, I would like to share the screen so I can show the video.

Oh, I don't care who is this. It doesn't matter. Go ahead. And the best moment of 2019 slash 2020 is Very luxurious here. I hear it. All right, so I'm going to go back to me first and we'll start the music again. Are you ready to flirting?

Mm-hmm. Here we go. Ready. That music. I love to be a ball and balin shunton bull and all this show. This is such a great award show. I am so excited that we put together this show. Thank you so much to the fans who voted for this. Alex, I am so happy that you put this all together for this. Alex, I am so happy that you put this all together. This is really wonderful. stuff and how well deserved for Zaflert and Flaus to win that it was an amazing amazing performance he deserved it you guys are voting with your hearts and voting with your brains at the same times this is unbelievable this is what this is all about I'm so happy that this show is going on I'm so

happy that you guys were able to make this happen today so thank God we did this thank you is the Flaught and Flaus is he here to accept his award or no no he left now what's next I get it. It was really good. It was really nominated. Yeah. Were you nominated? Were you nominated?

I wasn't. I just imagine it would be. Steph's microphone donated $20. Why Steph didn't win. She fucking pulls through and goes all out in those karaoke. I know. Fuck me. Congrats Zaflitt and Flaus.

Thank you. Listen. No one is a yes woman. The West. The Weston. He is a hundred bucks because of how good that Christmas karaoke was. I was in line getting tested for COVID cold as fucking feeling sick. It almost brought a tear to my eye.

Tough here for all of us and you'll bring me joy. I got chills. Oh, man. I love that. Thank you. Thank you. And, you know, obviously, because I do have to leave a little bit, Katie, and I'm excited. All jokes aside, thank you for everybody who did vote.

And thank you to Alex for putting this all together. It's a lot of fun. I know we've been breaking each other's balls, but this has been a lot of fun. No, it's breaking your balls. You are just breaking our balls. I'm breaking your balls. I know I've been breaking your balls. But it's, but it's been, it has been a lot of fun and everybody who puts in all the time and the effort into the show.

Thank you so much for the show is still bullshit. All right. Next. All right. Our last category. Yes. Before we get to that, I want to say thank you again to Matt Link for helping me get all these clips and reminding me of these shows. And it was really cool to like see all the episodes that I wasn't at that I, you know, because I did miss a period.

there and I was seeing all these great moments and was reminded of all these great things that you know Christian has done on the show when he was on and also you know so because you gave me that nice piece before you go into it you say you

there's a part that you missed hey you remember when I asked you to be part of S&M when it started our last category speaking of Matt Link was he nominated yeah well no he wasn't

not. He was not. All right. What's next? All right. Our last category here. It's for the day, for the year is MVP. And our nominees are Brett Sheridan. Come on. It has to be. Kate Mulligan. It has to be right. Christian Harloff. No. RB3 and the Schmobot. It's got to be Brett. Brett's the fucking guys. He's done three times the amount of shows on this than I have. Yeah. It's got to be Brett. If it's not Brett, then you're all stupid people. Oh, Jesus. We got quite a clip here.

It's a cool to be nominated. Congrats. And, you know, so Ben will be the bandit for the Schmowdown. You happy, you little baby? Yeah. Ben won his challenge. You are so beautiful. Just perfect from head to toe.

Sorry to interrupt. I just got to call it like I see it and damn you are a snack. Oh. Oh. You have, I gotta tell you, you've not seen my toes. I thought that said, Brad, I'm sorry. There's no. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No, it was, no, it was. So a little behind the scenes, I won't go into too much depth. No, no, no. We'll save that for backstage. Okay. Yeah, okay. We'll save the backstage stuff for back soon.

Okay. Yeah. Does that make sense? That, you know. See, backstage. means it's the stuff that happened next day. Okay. I'm trying to read the book again.

Sorry this stupid fucking movie doesn't do it. Save this for a conversation we can have at a party all together that can walk away from. It's nice that it is, even though Spider Woman's not that famous of a character, spider people are famous characters. so I feel like they could go with a lesser known person because just the spider people are. I don't know how else to phrase that.

Well, they're underrepresented in Hollywood, and I think spider people... What? Shut the fuck, I'm going to drive to house and I'm going to burn those socks. Oscars, not enough spider people. Breaking, Brad Sheridan. It used to be for Brandon,

until we found out two weeks ago that he's allergic to all alcohol. Oh, wow. Yeah. If I drink a bunch of it, I throw up. You have a lot in common. We have a lot in common, he says. Alex had to take himself off because he spit. Yeah, that, okay.

So here, so within those last two, those last two categories, you guys ever deem. yourself. This is that was much deserved. If anybody would have won that over Brett. That would be that. I mean, that had to be a landslide, right? Right, Alex?

Yeah. The only other person that was here every day was the shmoba. I would ask. That was it. Not even. And not even. Sometimes it was on the shits. Brett,

even when Brett's on the shits, he's still funny. You know, Brad, that's well deserved. You want to give a speech? I will, I mean,

people are pointing out. A lot of those were 20, but I appreciate it. I love you all, and I'm happy to be a part of it. And I think Christian has created a great business model here. You come in, you make a show,

and then you shit all over it, and you tell the fans there are a bunch of shitwets, and you make, and the money just, bing, bing, bing, bing, ming, ming, ming, ming, m. All right, here's the show. I create something. And I'm not going to be there. I'm just not going to be there.

Hey, Brett, I know you have it. anxiety and I know you're stressed that a lot but guess what I'm gonna put you on a show every day and then if you don't show up it's just not gonna be as fun so so so oh yeah me yeah I'll be there when we're losing our minds I'll be there with you when we wear masks we can shave your head and live a little tough not get laid from your wife for like a month it'd be great but afterwards once we go digital yeah I'm not going to be four words it's a real French guys. That was sweet.

Wow. Thank you, Alex for putting on. No, I'm kidding. I'm completely, as you know, Alex is a great job.

I texted Alex and said, he's everything. He's like, yeah, I'm working on it. It'll be ready. Alex works his fucking ass off on this.

And the Shmodeon awards, by the way. Alex does a lot of that stuff. He makes the slices. And the reason why, I mean, this is something that everybody needs to know. when they come in here from the days of the Schmo's No Show.

It's like you can either take the ribbing or you shouldn't be on the show. Because of the people who who get like upset and stuff of ballbreaking, then you don't, you can't be on this show. You just can't. And Alex is one of the, well, this is one of the best. So considering that this whole show was just basically him,

pet himself on the back, but no, it was a great job, Alex. Good stuff for everybody. And, and yeah, if you're able to go to go to streamlabs.com slash Shmodown.

Go ahead and let us know what you thought of the, the awards and we're glad that we did it. So thank you for everybody and thank you for everyone. Listen, what I am going to say is it just shows you how much that this show means to people when they're not getting paid, right? Roka, Steph, Ellis, Roxy, Bonnie, none of them showed up today. So thank you so much for coming on in, guys, and I appreciate it. And they all texted me. And by that, I mean only Winston. And it was just so great that I said, I know that you guys aren't getting paid today

and it's not only anything, but we'd love to celebrate. Alex put all this time and effort and work into us if you can be there. And not a fucking one. Hey! Look at that, Mike. She's muted. She's muted.

Just the four steps, Mike. And effort and work into us if you can be there. And not. Muted, Steph. Mute the YouTube. My. He's muted. He's muted.

He's muted. He's muted. That's mine. YouTube. Oh, what is, what is happening? What a disaster. She doesn't have the earphone. Oh, she doesn't.

So, did you hear? So, Steph, did you hear what we just said about you? Yeah, I've been listening the whole time. I was waiting for my end. I was going to come in with a Shikara, but then I missed it. But I'd been here. Okay. All right.

Well, Steph is not. So now, okay, so now step and Winston are the only two who actually are somebody else joined in now, too. Okay. Winston's back. Okay. I thought we were powellowing. No, it's all right to have you back.

It's good to have everybody. This is a celebration of the show itself. And like I said, the reason why, as much, again, the Schmodeown this year has been in such a, the growth of it between doing three episodes a week and the FCL. Did Brett and Kate's play date get nominated for Best Tessian show hidden behind her paywall? It's still a thing. It is. We did, sorry, real quick, we did change that to 1 p.m. on Fridays. We'd moved it so we didn't interfere with Schmowdowns.

So yeah, check us out this Friday. We totally have something planned. You should check. Please check that on. And there's a lot of new stuff on the S.E.N. Patreon that we're going to be doing. We're still doing whether Ryan is here or not. We're still going to be doing the karaoke night. So go to make sure you go and join the S.C.N. Patreon Patreon. The Schmodown Patreon that we also have going on. And as I mentioned, we have a big pay-per-view. This shit tomorrow, man. And it's going to be Liz Shannon Miller versus Roka. That's a massive match. And then Ben Bateman versus Mark Riley, former partners, if you are at the $10 and a patron, Patreon, you get it.

And we're going to be doing the free for all. We know all this stuff. If not, you can just buy the tickets at the Shmodeon Live.com. But I have been really, really slammed with all this stuff too and just been trying to grow it out there more and more and more for you guys. But the only reason that I'm able to do what I'm doing is because I do trust in the crew as much as I do. And when you look at, obviously, when you look at the week that the ladies put together, last last week or two weeks ago, whenever it was, and they just really, really brought it home. We just talked about how great Brett is and everything Brett's doing.

Brett has been the staple Winston and Steph and Kate and Brett and Roka, of course, stepping in to be able to host and do these shows, Ryan and Alex to be able to continuously, continuously like Alex, by the way, for we say that Brett's here every day, Alex and Ryan are here every day, making sure that this show is continuously moving. So it doesn't work without this crew. It doesn't work with the crew that, A, I can't be able to, if I'm not able to bust their chops, it doesn't work. And B, if they're not working, if I can't trust them, then I can't do it. You know, bringing in people like Steph who has just become.

The best. Just fit like a glove, you know, and the same thing like Winston, when I met Winston years ago and being, or and saying, okay, like this guy went from being a competitor to a player, excuse me, a player, to a manager, to a panelist, to just a close friend. like things like that like that this is what s cn is all about and you guys make it happen you sit here with us every single day you laugh with us um and it's it's been great so i thank the crew i thank everybody again i i again really really appreciate everybody for what they're doing dollars in all sincerity the fans are the real winners here thank everyone on send for your continued distraction from the shit storm the world tends to be but what do i know i don't know shit So, but yeah, so look, we, we are going to, we have about, I don't know, I got about nine minutes. And, but we are right now, guys, thank you so much. If you're able to stream.com, that's $93. Let's thank you for everything you do.

Thank you. Thank you. That's really nice of you. I appreciate that. The support there from you guys being able to contribute every day. And that's the other thanks, as I'm giving you this, thanks to the crew. When I went off on my own after leaving Clyder Live, it was a risk. It was a big risk. It was before Skybound had gotten involved. It's before all this stuff. It was it was a risk in order to leave the security of an everyday job like Collider and being able to sit down and say, okay, can I do this? And being able to put it together and you guys showing the support that you have since we've launched this thing in November, it has been just extraordinary. And you do it every single day. And we want you to know how appreciated you guys are. So thank you to all of you. You all suck. I'm just kidding. Thank you.

I really, really appreciate it very much. Okay, so let's move on here, too. I think, Christian, we would all like to say something nice about you, but then you were such a dick all day that we decided on. Deserve it. I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. I don't want it, kid.

I mean, congrats on having a risk of having Brent run your franchise for you. I don't know what to tell you. That's true. Well, you too. You know, I got a big deal. I never know what the fuck you're going to say when I'm on. not on this show because you, no, don't think, don't think I don't know the way your mind works, by the way, because you'll say something. She's like, ah, Christmas, I don't watch this back.

I can say what I would say. Now, I do watch your fucking bits because I always watch what you're going to say because I know you're going to try to do that. Well, then it's shocking you never knew about the audio listeners. Not once. Maybe I did and I played it for the bit. Because it's the thing I say probably every other word. That's right. Steph, you're the best person on this panel. So what do you think about all this? Wow. Thanks, Christian. I think we need justice for Alex. He's getting dragged like all day. Oh my God. That was meaningful. Alex, I think you get a great job. Thank you. Yeah, was I only nominated once. Yeah, maybe. But I think that all the awards were great. I wouldn't have changed them any other way. To be fair, Steph, the way that the rules were, oh, sorry, your microphone's not plugged in, I don't think. But the, uh, the, came in. It's okay.

But the thing is the reason, well, I can't, what I was going to say is the reason why you were only nominated once is because you debuted this year. But, but, but again, I don't, I don't know the rules of this show. Right. I don't know the rules. So, yeah. I think Kate should have swept everything. There was no reason why I should have been nominated for anything but my vocal voice. So I think that.

Yeah. Well, next, we got to get you to sing again soon. Yeah, Kate, go ahead. I'm just going to say, I still, I still think that should get. But by the way, I'm so happy when that. person said how much they loved how much the 12 days of Christmas meant to them. Yeah. Absolutely.

They were getting tested. I mean, you can't. But also like that to me, I'm like, Chicago! Shakira! That's the best. You just do everything. You don't have anything less than a hundred and ten percent.

It was great. You don't have anything. You don't, you don't ever, you're never in the double digits stuff. That's what I love about. So, Alice, I do have a legitimate question.

Like not, not breaking chops. A legitimate question. So because we were able to nominate, everything this year. How are you going to nominate things next year? I will have a more strict eligibility next year. Okay. Because now that I have time codes for every show, because like I'm, because I was only on since you were the one that did it and Ben half asked that. Is that that what you're saying? Damn, wait a minute. I have them since November since I came on. Uh, I'm able to at least

keep track of it. And I'm writing down like things I would nominate every show. So I'm going to. Good, good. Oh, that makes sense. And then. Steph, do was this show, when you joined the show, were you expecting it to be as stupid as it is? She didn't hear that. She didn't hear it. Or we talked to you guys, I'm

fucking up the show. I came in after a shower. I tried to get you as quick as possible. My mic's plugged in now. I'm ready. I'm all ears. I'm present. I said so you coming in after a shower really fuck the show. That was a Yikes.

My bad. My bad. Clean up your acts. What will the fans think? My apologies for this hoarish behavior on this. Common whore out of the shower. My bad. Common whore now.

Clean up. Oh, my God. So anyway, Steph, joining this shit show. Did you, wait, because you've, you know, you've done like actual. real shows like broadcasting shows that are professional. And then you come to join this circus. Did you expect it to be what it is? No, no.

Everyone's a lot more bad shit than I thought, honestly, in the best way possible. But I think that's what people want. Everyone's over the like fucking tight ass underwear all the way up your butthole on air, like not saying anything real or funny. And always more fart jokes. Everyone loves fart and poop jokes. So be the last. I think we're doing.

Perfect for the show. You are perfect. Perfect for the shows, right? Yes. All right. Anyway, so I do have to run to do this match. But thank you guys so very much. Once again, I reiterated this to all of the fans.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for everything that you do. Thank you for the support on the Schmodown. Thank you for the support on SEM live every day. Thank you for everything, even if you spread out to other, when you spread out to the other shows and you show support when you mentioned Brett and Kate on S-E-N, you're going over there to check out their show, checking out Steph and the world. World Girls and Winston on Blards in the Hood and Alex's music and whatever Ryan does.

That stuff is just, you know, it is as crucial as everything else. So we thank you and I love Ryan. Ryan, I'm very sad that you're leaving the show. Very happy that you're going to be doing more with us. So thank you, everybody. Enjoy the rest of the show. And we will see you next time. Check out backstage, by the way, because the Roka and Bateman stuff was just,

you cannot miss that. A lot of real stuff came out and it was pretty great. Peace out, everybody. Johnny 5 for Life donated $100. Oh, man. Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, love you all. I live for the stupidity of this show.

I wouldn't have it any other way. Laughing doesn't come easy these days, but this show constantly make me laugh and thank you all. That would a very nice comment. It's stuff like that, John. Thank you so much. I was a very, very nice comment and very special. So thank you.

And we'll see it. Oh, nice. Thank you, guys. Peace up. Alex, thanks brother. All right, bye, guys. Later, Christian. I'm going to keep watching.

I know he's watching when I say it. I thought he'd never leave. And we're out. Alex, do you want to just jump and get this stereo done now? Or do we want to, do you want to break? Guys, we are 150 away from a thousand. I'm just saying. Let's just chill.

Kate, do you want to host? You got it. Oh, he was just leaving. I thought he just ended. the show. Oh, no, we're still alive. Oh, man. Good thing I help back all that racist stuff. I was insane. Can you put all your Sunday best and I'm naked? So why don't you, why don't you, why don't you? Are you really, Winston? Yeah, no, I didn't know what if you drop the phone and you, in a nervous laughter and then all of a sudden we get the good good. You get the goodness. I mean,

is that a request to accidentally drop the phone? Someone make Winston laugh. Mother's calling. Mother. I'm sure, you know what? I actually have to take this phone call because it's about my father's next treatment. So I will be back. Okay.

Someone else is going to host for a second. All right. Well, Steph, you've been doing it all week. I'm just going to defer to you. Oh. I just popped in. I just popped in like very well. All right.

Well, where were we, y'all? How was your shower? Oh, my God. So it was so nice. I got a little yoga in this morning. Never, never. I haven't been able to, yeah, in the shower. Yoga shower is the new best thing

because sometimes when you slip and hurt yourself with like a form of self pain that it like turned you on when you're in the show. You know what I mean? I know, man. I know exactly. I mean, three pose and all that. I did myself out of that ditch that Alex sent me.

And Alex, I was literally going to say stop Asian hate when you were getting dragged. And now here you are, Asian against Asian peril is happening. Yeah. What's going on? Hey, Steph, horizontal oppression is the worst thing that we can deal with in this society.

No, Alex, I thought you did such a great job. So Matt Lincoln, you put together those clips. Yeah, I asked him for a lot of the categories, and he sent me what he had. So thank you, Matt Link, for all awesome. Yeah. You'll help me out. And thanks Matt Link for always posting the videos after we do this show. It makes it so fun to look back and watch ourselves be absolute idiots on the internet,

so we can relive it over and over again. That video thing was a last-minute thing. So Matt really helped out with that. The only thing I have to say to Matt, like, that I, I sort of don't appreciate is the fact that since he clipped out me teaching Roxy how to make grilled cheese is DMX. Now my girlfriend, Kristen, just wants me to talk like DMX around. It is a massive screen on my phone. Winston, that's actually, I meant to text you about that. That's like my favorite bit ever.

And that has to win here. That bit is so fucking good. It's in you. The way you were on beat too. Oh my god. And how fast they got the music playing. Yeah. Guys, what was it like being nominated?

I just want to hear. Also, like, it's so cool to hear that next year's, next year's, you know, noms are going to have a little more stringent of a category. It's almost like the time I was here. It's going to be completely excluded. It's all good. Ryan, we can't complain.

We're not comedians. Honestly, the experience is an awarding of itself. I'm just saying, I. Ryan, you, won for 12 days of Christmas, you little bitch. Stop it. That's like a 12-hole window, right? Don't make Winston yell at you naked, bruh.

What are you doing? You're having my man Winston naked yell at you because you're complaining about it. Oh, I'm not complaining. I'm just curious. The bands are. What it feels like. Look, look, not only did you win,

you should have been. Fiber one donated $50. Does anyone get IBM when their bad A squirts water in their bum hole? Oh, happy Sen Awards. Brett, you made me cry of laughter. Steph, you can jump out of the showers straight to us any time. Simp.

Alex Man, Alex. Here's a reach around. Good day, Pips. What a schmobot. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. So we're 100 away from 1,000. That's great.

Definitely do this thing. Yeah, Brett has made me cry on multiple occasions from being that fucking funny. I've never laughed at him. Yeah. Kate and Brett are the least. least funny people ever. No, no, no. You look at clips.

When I say something funny, Brett Chortles. When Brett says something funny, I'm a dead person. He's the funniest person on the planet. Stop trying to make chortle work. Come on, you did it. I saw it before during the ladies' week. Nobody thinks it's a real word. It is a real word.

It is a real word. And it's followed by Gaffaas. I know, I know these things. What did I miss, guys? We are 100 away from a thousand, Kate. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You missed us tap dancing around who's going to host.

Ryan is very upset about the nomination. Not upset at all. I think they were really fair. I think the time barrier who qualified was very clear. And I think that's, it's even more clear next to you. You look like you were the executive. producer for La La Land and you're pissed off with this black ass movie one and shit. I'll be happy to hand this over to my friends that they're like Moonlight!

Want a try. By the way, I went to I went to college with that guy. His name's Jordan Horowitz. That's right. Oh shit. How was? And I'll tell you what. If I had something nice to say about him, I would say it now. That is such a good way to do that. What you just did was really masterful. Thank you. I'll blink once if I liked him. Yeah. But he, okay. Alex, are we getting stream mods in now?

Oh yeah, maybe. I don't think we're reading any. I think it's only Schmobots today. Adrienne has a total. $100. What? Thank you all for the entertainment. I enjoy every minute of the chaos and fun.

A bunch of talented and genuine people on this show. Have a great day. Hashtag Fart up. Hey. There's just so much. That's over a G, so what are we doing? We got to celebrate, right? Yeah.

Do the whole award show again. Yeah. Back. Alex. Alex, run it back, run it back. I would like to give Alex like some, like five minutes to just go off. Alex, do you need that, honey? Um, no.

Just one. Um, I mean. No, no, no, I really appreciate Christian for, you know, letting me do this. And, like, I was, I was nervous about the Josh Robert Thompson thank you video bit. But, I mean, it went over well, I guess. It went over huge. It was fun, like, seeing him get upset. But, you know, I get it.

It's all out of love. I've known him since 2017. So it's like, I know his humor. He knows my humor. So at least I know there's no love lost. It's all fussing each other. chops. So, like, thank you. Thank you to Christian for letting me do this for having me on the show. Thank you for everyone here on this show. And, you know, of course, Roxy Roca, Ben, whoever else is

missing Ellis, for letting me do my thing. Like, I'm glad I got to, like, do all the shit. So, hell yeah. That's what. Yeah, man. We killed a project. Thank you. Thank you. Do we want to do a reprise, you guys? Yeah. Yeah. Is there another, like, song that is like that? Or we do Just 12 days of Christmas. Is there any... I was trying to think, yes. The song is like...

That one was a nightmare. We tried that one. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Did you get nominated? Suggestions in the chat or the... You guys work it out. I have to pee one more. Cool. How about we do...

I have five minutes. I was going to say, Steph, poor stuff can't. She can't stay here. Cool. By the way, staff, can I just... Can I just say right now, the way your... baby hairs are laid in your LinkedIn

picture is not... What for a lot? He's got almost a year! Listen, have you seen it? Ryan wins for best successful exit of this show. Oh wait, that was a B3. You definitely gonna take it next year, Ryan. But jokes aside, you really

were great on this show and really gonna miss you. Oh, we really are. Yeah, dude, fuck. I know, I had a whole, literally a little bit of blind siding, but to be expected, and I had a whole thing. You guys will get emails.

I just know, like, some people, I was telling this, I guess some people, you know, leave jobs, and it's just kind of like, boom, you're gone. And, like, that's kind of part for the course with a lot of things, entertainment. But, no, for real, like, this job has been probably my favorite job I've worked. And I consider you guys friends, close to family. It's been, like, the best time ever. And definitely don't want to just be one of those people who, like, pops and leaves. Like, I'll definitely.

you guys mean a lot to me amen we love you right when you get here I got a beer with your name on it so let me know when you're laying back in L.A. Thank you hopefully.

Boom. Yes. In April but yeah. Do we want to do 12 days of Christmas? Yeah, we can do it again. Yes, let's do it again.

Are we LinkedIn connected or did I miss? No, I was just just in part of looking up your family yesterday and now bragging about it. Oh my God. Oh, yeah, they were late. Oh, wait a minute.

Kate just sent me the, you know, the baby hairs, though. Laid. Laid. Those baby hairs laid. Late. I wasn't wrong. All right. Yeah.

Here, Ryan, I'm going to send this to you. Yeah, it's what happens when you're like a little Mowgli child and you're born with a unibrow that takes up all your three head because I don't have a normal size forehead. So, like, it ended up being where my baby hairs were actually a pretty good length in my adulthood. Oh. But I still have to like wax my unibrow like every morning. It's such a thing, you guys.

Yeah, if I let my, yeah, like I have a ton of hair like, Middle Eastern. So I let my, if I don't look at my unibrow for like 24 hours, they've taken residency. Oh, Ryan, I texted you the picture. Pulling it up on my phone right now. Okay, so what song are you thinking before I also leave? Yeah, she's gotta go.

She's gotta go. Oh, great shot. We're going to do 12 days of Christmas again, because we couldn't think of a better alternative. Coolie-hi donated $20. Hey, everyone. How did the Kuhi not get nominated for being the coolest guy of JK? On a serious not thank you all for being a light-in-dark time during this pandemic.

Anyway, you all be easy and I'll catch you on the flip side. Oh, thanks, Kuli-hi. Does everyone have the lyrics pulled out? I'm pulling them up. Now, hey, should we all do 12 days of Christian, Christmas, and we call it 12 days of Christian, and we all do our impression of Christian? Okay, great, great, great, great, that's perfect. Okay, okay, thank you.

That's why we can't, that's why you can never go pee again, Brett. I'm messaging y'all the order. Okay. Nice. All right. Everyone get ready. Steph has to jump. Okay.

I'm going to leave as soon as I go. I misspelled Brett. It's all good. It's all good. All right, cool. And here we go. On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me a partridge in a pear tree. I'll do a Christian impression on the next one.

On the second day of Christian, my true love gave to me two turtle shits and a partridge in a partree. On the third day of Christian, my Christian gave to me lots of ball busting. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true On the fourth day of Christmas, my trillop game to me! Four calling birds! Three Frenchers. Three balls busting! Two turns!

And a rant, fuck you, trolls. On the what day? Fifth day? No, what does it say? Five. This is the stupid... This is the stupid things. No, I don't.

Squirrels! Outside my house! Three, French, two. Three busting balls! And else. And a partridge, fuck you trolls. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

I'm so sorry, Lex. So sorry, Lex. Share it is. Yeah, no, this is bullshit. This guy stinks. Four squirrels outside my house. Three ball busting. and a lot of shit talking for you, please.

Alex, let's say something at Christmas. Come on, Alex. Get your shit together. This is bullshit. Alex, you rig the event. Yeah. Holden rings.

Get some soap. You all seem. Four squirrels inside my house. Three balls are buzzing. And this is a travesty. Oh, and two, turns in this fucking rigged and that's going. This is, this is.

This is. I wasn't even nominated for any of this. So sorry, Lex. I've never disagreed with anything, uh, more than this statement right. Four shit rats at my house. Three. This is, three balls busting. Hey Alex, can you put together a video for me, please?

Thank you. Uh, appreciate it. On the ninth day of Christmas, Christian, my true love gives to me. Uh, so go over on you. stereo and make sure to follow us over there. We're on everyday after the show. Don't forget to check out the next match on the movie trivia Shmowdown. Four networks! Yeah.

The networks! You tell me this guy came here! Try to do Tables and Krazen? You can't do Trial Danny Critsons? It took my turn. Shit pulls on a cracker. Bada-B-B-da-B-B-da. When?

Stop eating on this camera. on this camera. Yeah. We're close. Shitballs on a crime. Five gold. Bye, everyone. I love you.

Bye. Bye, Steph. See us. See a staff. There it is, Kate. I just don't get it. Kate, you can't eat on the show. All of a network.

The 12 network. The 12. And a Christian sucking my... A subscription to master class Stereo Oh Can you find somebody else to do stereo with the day?

Four shit, me's in my house. And your winner! Final one. What are we? Final one? Twelve, drummers dropping. 11, whatever. Piver's five, ten.

Four's a little. All right. So sorry, Max. You're going to be a character called the flirt flouse, and you're going to have to live with this for the rest of your life. Ryan, did you know you're announcing you're leaving today? Two minutes before the show. Oh, you're muted?

Okay, cool. Go. Poor shit, man, that's up the man? 13 donated $20. Yes. This sheet is good right here. Shut, shut off this mobot. Yeah, shut up this mob out for just a quick sec, right?

Please. Thank you. And finally, impressions are now $1,000 a piece, $1,000 a piece. Just new rule, new rule. real. Oh my God.

Are you ready? I don't know. Whatever. Thank you so much to Was that the music? Are we leaving? I don't know. What are you guys?

Do you guys? How are we feeling? I think we got to give the people a two-hour show. Yeah. Silly me. I do. What the fuck is I thinking? I'm sorry, Ryan.

I know it feels like we should all skip school early, but the people are here. You're right. They all said that. we make them happy. They just got us to $1,000, and then we gave them that performance. I wish I could read the comments,

but since I'm on my phone, I can't look at both at the same time. I would love to know how much they hated that. No, they were saying it's better than the original version. I mean, this was, I think it was a hit. It was, uh, add the farts. Good thing he doesn't watch the show. And, oh, and let the English see you do it.

That would have been a good one. Lots of LOLs. One wet ass fart What's this shit? What is this shit? Somebody said stay. What do you mean stay? What does this stay shit?

Get some soap, wash your ass. You know you're sitting next to this guy. He stinks and you want to walk away. You ever smelled something so bad that you threw up in your mouth and you ate the throw up and then just so you could throw it up again? That's what this guy smells like. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. What do you ask?

I understand during the 12 days of Christmas song, that you were doing that bit. I thought you were genuinely lost. And it took me a full minute to understand what you were doing. And I was like, oh, Brett's, that's, Brett's the real MVP. There he is. There he is. Correct.

Sometimes I'm slow. It's all good. It's all. Do you guys want to play a game where I eat birdie's bots, all flavor beans? Should we, I was even going to say, we can, since we hit the goal, we could also reenact the bird getting hit by the 90 mile per hour fast.

Oh, right. We hit the goal yesterday. Do you know what happened? Let me see if I have those feathers. Do you know about that Winston? There's a picture in like the, what, 90s? Randy Johnson. Randy Johnson.

Arizona Diamondbacks. 2000, whatever. Go for it. Take it. Take the reins. He hit, he just, yeah, you can explain it. But I guess he hit a bird in mid pitch. And that was the, like, 20 year anniversary yesterday or something.

What? Why do we have anniversaries for random shit? Like, God damn it. Like, the other day someone was like, yeah, it's like the 20th anniversary of like, you know, some shitty comedy that came out that nobody watched.

I don't fucking know. Like, I got nothing. I'm not Brett. I can't just think on the fly. Oh, my God. I also would love to hear an ASMR segment again. Oh. We do have time for that as well.

I heard that was incredible in the World Girls show. I don't know if I have my gear, but I could, I could improvive. Yeah, yeah. As we're waiting for Kate. This is a... And it's all, it's, it's paleo-friendly.

And it's probably the only thing I'll eat for the next couple of hours. Oh, God, what did you get, Kate? What did you... What did you get? It wasn't buttered popcorn. That wasn't buttered popcorn. Wasn't buttered popcorn. Was it buttered ass? What was it? Okay.

Oh, here we go. He's going for the pitch. Brett, you pitching? All right, ready? He's gearing up now. He's going. Going, here's the pitch, there's the play at the plate, he throws it, and, whoa, he hit a bird. Midfield, oh my God. Oh, I can't believe it. Is it a strike?

Is it a ball? We certainly know it's foul. Sorry, Peter. Y'all, the best part about this is- That's just the way he says Peter. The best part of- He was apologizing to a guy named Peter. It's watching this on replay and the delay right on my TV while still.

being on the show with y'all on my phone. So I didn't see you all on my phone, so I just didn't see you can't throw a little featherball in the air, but now I can just see it all on fucking replay. I don't know how they continue the game after that. Yeah, that probably brought things down a little bit, just for a bit. You have seen the Genobly swatting the bat, right? No.

Manu Ginobley, I forgot what year it is. When it's the anniversary, it'll come up. there was a bat in the spurs that flew down during the game during a game and then he just straight up like swatted it out and I'm not sure if he killed it or not but it was like pinpoint it was like boom boom with the bat or with his hand with his hand slapped it out with his hand yeah that was like when Obama killed that fly I'll never forget that shit he was on

that interview and he was like get out of here and everybody's like Yo, Obama's a ninja with a jay. A ninja with a j. Also, it's sort of like when George Bush ducks duct those shoes. Everybody's an athlete in different ways, you know? Yeah. Who wasn't that threw the shoes at him again? I already forget.

It was when he was over in, I want to say he was in Iraq at the time. And he was at like some sort of press conference about, like the new regime that was coming in post-Saddam and they were like, get out of here, you're the word. And you started throwing shoes at him, which I guess is like mad disrespectful to, I mean, disrespect to throw your shoes in anybody. But I guess in that part of the world, it's like super disrespectful.

Yeah. It seems like such a quaint time then, doesn't it? Yeah. What'd you get? What'd you get? That one was banana. The one I ate and had to throw up was rotten egg. Oh.

What are you eating? Birdie's bots all flavored beans. Yeah. Oh, the Harry Potter jellybees? All right. There's also the Bean Boozel challenge that's similar to that. That bean boozled is very similar, yeah. Yeah.

Do they actually taste like random shit, like rotten eggs and stuff? My options are, I'll tell you what, how much, how much, where are we at today? We're at 1045. All right. If we get to 1050. $5, you'll get to guess. If we get to 1050, if we get to 10.50, I'll eat either boogies, earwax, black pepper, vomit, soap, rotten egg, earthworm, dirt, grass, or sausage.

You're wow. Somebody had to test this. I feel like there's a dick joke there, but it's too easy. My brain's not really working. You know what? Your whole vibe's a dick joke today, you know what I mean? And we just passed it. We're now.

Oh, we did it. I've been working on my shoulders, Kate. I'm so proud of myself. I'll tell you what, Winston, everything's working today. Thank you, girl. Well, we just hit 1063, Kate. Oh, okay. So first person in the chat to tell me what they want me to eat.

Earwax. Earwax. Earwax. Earwax. Okay. I see earwax twice. Okay. Please.

Okay. Don't like that. If we hit 1064, I'll get it. Ear wax. Let's see what color earwax is. Oh. Ear wax is. But you know you're going to get it or it might be popcorn.

No, no. It's, they actually show you. They're like different. Oh. Okay. Is this good tonkin? Tunkin? We should be talking. Tunkin. Good one. Quank. A little drum roll, please. All right, here it is. Earwax. Oh, God. I can't. Oh, that's a neat. It looked like earwax.

Oh, God. Nope, I didn't like that. I didn't like that. Yeah, that was a. I didn't like that one. Oh, I actually make it taste like ass. It was bothersome. Oh. It tastes like a, oh. It tastes like a, um. It tastes like an aroma diffuser.

It doesn't taste like earwax. It tastes like, I wouldn't know. Does earwax taste like candles? It tastes like a candle. Wax, that's the wax, roughly. Ooh, ooh. Okay, I guess I should have set it higher for the next one. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.

That was fulfilled immediately. So what was your favorite movie of 2020? Yeah, guys. Come on. Isn't that the topic for the day? Oh, I saw the five bloods yesterday. It was really good. Oh, was it?

I've heard it's great. It's, I completely agree that Delroy Lindo was a thousand percent rock. His, like, to at least get the nomination, man, because, like, his, like, portrayal of, like, PTSD and everything else like that is, is insanely good. So if you haven't seen Defive Bloods, please see that shit immediately. I haven't seen that. Can I ask? Am I was I?

Kate's Funbox donated $50. I can watch Katie tall day long. Well, I think that's a few more beans. Yeah, that's a couple. Vommet. Bombet. Combine it. Vommet.

Bombet. Bommet. Vommet. Oh, no. I can't. This is making me ill. For the audio listeners. Oh.

That is rank. That is awful. And you're, so you are committing to finish things? two not spitting them okay do you think it's unsafe to finish them I don't know I'd use that is so tough tough one oh that's a tough one

what would you compare it to actual vomit oh god and smell or and taste I wonder if they like you know how you can like trap a part in a jar I wonder if they like went and got the aroma of vomit and put it in a jar and then like somehow transferred it into the grease of the jellybee

oh fun fact though Winston, just as you brought that up, my friend farted into a jar and sent it to our other friend and put like glitter in it and a little note at the bottom, it doesn't hold in the jar for, through the mail. Everybody, I just, I don't want to, I know we didn't want to bring things down and get political, but like, you want to do that to your friends. It doesn't, it doesn't stay in the jar. Meanwhile, Kate's crying. I actually, I want to ask a real question here. Yeah. Alex and Winston, you were actually in the room with Josh Robert Thompson when he did that thing. I've watched that clip so many times because I'm still amazed about it on so many levels.

Like, first of all, that like a white guy was like, I'm going to do Morgan Freeman impression. I'm going to like get really good at this and I'm going to make it okay for me to do because I feel like that's probably not like most people that would not be okay for. But then that he knew Star Wars so well that he had so much of, I mean, it was like level upon level. his Morgan Freeman bit was good. He did two impressions at one. What was it like to be in the room with that? It was embarrassing because then any impression I've ever done, even Obama, which people are like, that is mad spot on.

I was just like, fuck. Like, I don't hold a candle to this guy, like, at all. On top of the fact that, like, honestly, I wasn't thinking. Like, have you ever lab so fucking hard? Every thought is out of your brain and you're just kind of lost in a void? Like, that's what it was. He was, it was amazing. It was absolutely phenomenal.

But to that point, like you said, about a white dude doing a black boy, like he, he worked for Morgan Freeman. So he, like, developed it working for it, like, under him. He was just practiced it around Morgan. And Morgan was like, oh, there you go. Like, I can't do it more than. But, yeah. So. Wait, did he, did Josh know Kaiser then?

Because Kaiser worked for Morgan for a long time. Whoa, I didn't know any of this. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I don't remember. But I just remember him talking about that and just how he was around him for a bit. So but, but it was, it was, it was, it was, it was probably one of, it's like a top five funniest moment in my life, real talk.

Like that was, that was, that was, that was absolutely phenomenal. It was embarrassing for me because I said probably like 10 words that whole show. I remember. I, when I was getting that clip, I looked at all the comments just to, and then there, I, I, I'd screenshot everything. I could share them later, but it was it was really funny just going through that. And it's like, wow, I can't do shit right now. Oh my God. You said exquisite me.

Because you know, yeah. You know my Tom Holland, Paddington and, you know, Harry Potter impressions spot on. Yeah. They're all so different. So I've improved since then, obviously. But, you know. I just, to me, like that, like there's actually nothing anyone can say to that. You just sit back and you let the master work and you just laugh your ass off.

And it's okay if you don't say a single word that show. If you were just there in the room, watch. If you were in the room where it happened. How did I do, Alex? Let's bring it. Anyway. Okay, two minutes left, guys. I'm glad we gave the people their first show or their full show.

I will do one more. All right. If we get a last minute donation. Okay. What are our options? We've done vomit and we've done booger. Or we've done earwax. What else?

Oh, you guys, you probably wanted me to try watermelon. Ooh, that sounds so good. Oh, gross. Gargol. No. Cinnamon, that might be spicy. No, the options are sausage, grass, earthworm. Oh, I know what you're going to tell me earthworm.

Yeah. We're all at the same time. Black pepper. Oh, I kind of want you to do black pepper because I'm curious if, like, you're either going to sneeze or be like, this is too spicy or... Oh, oh, oh, shit. I had... Fuck, man. A homie of mine, she did not do white people justice.

She ordered a pizza with, like, Alphrates. sauce and just black pepper on her. She was like, man, this is way too spicy. And I was like, what are you talking about? I'm dead serious. That's a real fucking story. She said black pepper on it was too spicy. Kate, I think you would eat their earthworm and see if pepper enhances the taste and makes it better.

Yeah, it's like a follow-up. Yeah, like, oh, no, this is horrible. But maybe if we just put a little pepper on there. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully it's not a super spicy. black pepper. Oh, here it's black pepper, okay.

Here we go. Here we go. All right, here it is. This is the show in. You want to go straight into the outro? Yeah, sure, I got it. All right, here goes

the earthworm. Oh, oh, no, I really actually hate that so much. That's truly one of the worst things I've ever had in my mouth, and that's saying a lot. What does it taste like? It actually tastes like actual dirt.

Oh, God. Well, they put dirt in this. Okay, okay, okay, Here comes the black pepper. Okay. Enhances. It enhances. See, and there it is.

Everybody season your food. Ryan hit that music show. Hey, thank you so much to everybody that voted on the S-EAN awards. Thank you to everybody that donated today and every day. Thank you to everybody that makes this show a thing. And it's only a thing because each and every one of you. So for Alex Farzonia, Ryan Nielsen, Kate Mulligan, Stephs,

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