The Kristian Harloff Show - WandaVision Showrunners Talk About "The Blip" - SEN LIVE #319

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. Well, laity-da, lookie here, who's hosting? Are you ready for some clip? It is I,

Brett Sheridan, hosting the show of shows SCN live. Going to be the best show possibly ever. I know everything about the topics we're going to go to today. I'm not going to throw it

to every. everybody else. For instance, I'm not going to throw it to my friend John Roka down there. How you doing, John? I'm taking notes as you go along and I'll have some notes for you after the show. I hope you do. I'm sure. I'm excited to sit back and watch you do your thing, brother man. Thank you. Thank you. And we have Catherine Marie Mulligan. Is that your full name? I've never told you that I'm a birth certificate. Oh, you're a birth certificate. I love that. I love that. Let's save that. Let's save that for the... Let's save that.

Show me your birth certificate. Shut. Yeah. By the way, I was born in. I was born in Kenya, though. Okay. Oh, good. Oh, thank goodness.

Here we go. Already. Next president. Can you approve it? Correct. The dad joke king himself, Ben Goddard. How are you doing? Good morning.

I'm excited to watch Brett flop sweat through this. Uh-huh. Oh, we have little face. Wow. No, I know. Like, everyone has no faith. Like, I don't know why. Like, it's not like Brett has done like stand-up comedy or as an actor or performer for his entire life or anything.

Everybody hosts a Zoom call. Yeah, it's going to be tough, but we'll get there. Alex adjusting his hair. He's just getting the hat on. There's a little flop here that's coming out. Wow. Only Alex is that, Ryan? I'm sorry, Ben.

I didn't know you wanted to. Magic wand effect. I'll save it for you next time. You got it. And you still have the same background from yesterday. I don't, I mean, okay, thanks. Thanks for really putting in the effort. Ryan Nelson, running the show.

Alive and well. Bruce got a DUI. What? I'm really sad about it. Bruce Springsteing. But hey, we're here. Was he driving a Jeep? In the middle of America?

It would have been. He was driving all night on the back streets on a thunder road, and it was not as glorious of days. I'm here. Unity, motherfucker is unity. Yeah. What the? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

When did he get a DUI? November. Oh, in November. Just came out. Just dropped. Just dropped. Just came out. So we'll see what happened.

Yeah. Yeah. Still love them. Still love them. So apparently that police department did not like that. Let's come together. ad for the Superbook, they're like, oh, drop. We have something we can drop on you.

Yeah, yeah. I donated $20. I'm here live. I'm not a cat. Lovely. Did you guys see that? Yes. The Zoom call where there was a lawyer stuck on a cat thing.

And he goes, oh, I'm here live. I'm not a cat. I think my favor is when he said, I'm prepared to proceed. Yeah, exactly. But we're not prepared. Yeah. I just love, like, the fact that he had to say, I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat.

It's a lawyer thing, I think. If he represents himself differently, he can't proceed. I know a little bit about the law. I've had a few run-ins with the law. Yeah, Brett. It's okay if I change it to this now? Oh, yeah, change it. What do we got here?

He had to plead the Firth Amendment. Aw. Oh, look at that. And Ben Gander. off the show now. Absolutely not. I love him. I love how his eyes reacted

to what he was doing. Yeah, it was like an interactive filter that would like move his eye. That's what made the whole thing to me. He's like, ugh. Thank you all for joining us today. And it's probably one of the biggest newsdays

of the history of Sien live. There's some hot stuff dropping. I think, you know, I don't know, let's see. first what would Christian do? Okay, I need to bring up what movie I tried to get my wife to watch last night before we get to the first...

Yeah, yeah, so... We started this movie, she couldn't get 10 minutes into it. Oh, man. And then she bought this piece of shit thing on the hoopla. And, uh, oh, look at this dong take. All right, Alex, what's the first news story?

That guy, listen, this guy's breathsticks. I can tell you right now, this guy's... Yeah. This guy smells like bananas. Oh, I know it. Bananas and freshly squosed orange juice. Squosed? Yeah, that's a new word.

Let's do it. It's my show. I make up the words. All right, Alex, tell us about this big clickbait headline, and then we'll just skip on over it. We never do that, so... No, no. Oh, my God, that cat behind you really is doing it.

Don't let Alex get through this. Send those schmobucks in and don't let him finish this news story and prove that I bring in the money just because John's on the show with me. That's probably... Prove it. Prove it, please. Give him the money.

All right, let's get to this story. Miles Spoilers for episode four of Wanda Vision here, so two episodes ago. the episode opened with Monica Rambo returning from the dead during the flip after Hulk snapped people back into existence in Avengers Endgame. Showrunner Jack Schaefer talked about this saying our priority was introducing Monica. That was always what we wanted to do well at the top of the show. Second to that, our priority was the 180 of this episode being entirely separate from what we've seen, but we also wanted to answer the question of where are we in the MCU timeline?

So this idea seemed to satisfy all those things all at once. Brett, what did you think of that episode's cold open, and do you think we'll see the returns from the blip more often in this phase of the MCU? I, for one, am satisfied, Alex, and I do believe we're going to see more blips. I have a lot to say about this. There's stuff, there's canon things and retconning, but I'm going to throw it to somebody else because I don't want to hog all the airtime. I think you know who to throw it to, and it isn't me.

Well, you did it to yourself. Kate, what do you think about this story? Guys, I still haven't seen Wanda Vision. That's what I think. But also, check this out. I also still haven't seen the Britney Spears thing. Everybody says, I need to see that, too. Are you holding out because they're not interested, or is it just a time thing?

No, it's a time thing. I mean, we're on such a different, we're on such a different schedule here, because we're two hours behind. So like school is from 11 to 1 or to 1230 here instead of none. Can you turn, take off your headset so I can tell those kids to shut up? No, I would never do that. Those are my besties. Got it.

It's my mom. That's your mom? Well, take off the headphones. Okay, so take off your headset so we can tell us. I'll tell her. That's not Brett's bestie. Alex, cue up a kanduku. Miss Mulligan?

Miss Mulling! By the way, I'm pretty sure Brett and Kate's Playdate is going to... I'm going to hold it like this. By all means, yeah. Move it as much as possible. Okay. Well, sorry.

Put like a house fan right next to it. Like, just to add. Just to rush up against it and annihilate our ears. My favorite is... The audio listeners, this is... We can turn that down. We can turn that down. It is better.

Is this better directionally? Nope. The audio listeners, we are not responsible for your ear surgery. I don't have the ability to mute, right? That's the host. I'll tell you. When I'm not talking,

I promise you, I'll mute. I will mute. No, I think you sounded good. And it's all right. The background is fine. Alex sounded like in white noise

for the entire show a couple days ago. Brian's like that music engineer and Dave. Oh, I lost the track. Oh, my God. This show is off the rails. Oh, man. This would have.

What happens when Christian isn't here? I remember when this was about movies. John Roker? How do you feel about the blip? I love... I love... ...aute who is this old German pop star-looking fuck hosting the show today? Oh!

Can we get Chicago Kate Elmo Trump and Wotto attending Steve Dahl's disco Demolition Night in 1979? Mainly just so I can hear Chicago Kate's pronunciation of Steve Dahl. What? No idea what those are That is all beyond y'all's age demographic. Wow. Wow. To 1979, the Chicago Whitestocks hosted a

kill disco night or destroyed this tonight. What the show did $20. Just wanted to thank Kate for coming on last night and being the model of class and dignity we aim for on our programming. The juice is loose. Also over $200 in donations to care rescue LA this month. Wow. That's wonderful. What the show?

So John, you were saying, do it? Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. So in the 19709 they did this is a reaction to disco, which had been so big in the late 70s. Yes, exactly. Yes. Nineteen 79. I'm sorry. Sons of dishes. And they brought albums in there and they set them on fire, destroyed them, blew people, ran onto the field to do it right after the game. It was madness. But if you watch that Beegee's document, or you see that there's a lot of homophobia and racism involved in that as well. Not in Chicago.

Yeah. No, I don't buy it. I remember that story. I remember that. And so we're supposed to reenact that. Wasn't there a 30 for 30 that covered it? Maybe not. The Beegeys or that?

The Beegeys doc did it for sure. The Beege is 30 for 30? Is that? Are they their sports team? No. Maybe it wasn't the last dance because I recall that. Oh, maybe in the last dance? Oh, yeah, maybe.

Because I heard about that somewhere, too, in some documentary. Michael Jordan wasn't playing at 79, though, but okay. Yeah, I know. All right, if you're just turning into, I don't recall what that was all about. I'm Brett Sherrod. I'm our host of the day. We can eat your stream labs. Everything's going to be like dish now.

Streamlabs, smobotch, super chat. Send them in. Give us the money. Likea the money. Oh, why? They should call it the begging? show, shut up. You are like, you are like.

I'm on one today. I've been up since 4 a.m. and I just decided to stay up. I just feel like some, someone should come in with a towel and cover you and give you some water. Right. I got a scarf. Maybe the scarf worked the other day. Maybe I'll do that. What's our

what's our goal, Brett? Our goal today is to make $500,000. If everybody... A hundred or If five people put in $100,000 and one person puts $50,000 in, we're going to shut off the cameras and I'll take a nap.

All right? I'd say just throw us enough to get us through the day. But you only get one character impression for every hundred grand. Oh, yeah. The more you pay, the more likely it is we'll skip your request to do an improv a bit, especially if it's totally detailed and a written out script, then we're definitely going to skip it.

Did you write that one down, Alex? That was a story that nobody of us know and have no reference to. So we'll try to tap dance through that one. But we better get back on track. John, the lip, Wanda Vision. Tell me about it. Yeah, I think it was great to see it on the show. They're addressing it.

Apparently they're going to dress it in Falcon and Winter Soldier as well. This is good. You can't just have a major situation like the blip and just kind of roll right on past it and you know do little winks and nods like they didn't Spider-Man far from mom you got to deal with the actual ramifications of it

so I like that they did that in Falcon Winter Soldier and I'm sure we're not done dealing with the blip I'm sorry in Wanda Division I'm sure we're not done dealing with the blip in Wad Division and there'll be more to come as phase four rolls through I'm sure so I love it and I think Jack Shavers did an excellent excellent she's been incredible as a showrunner

to handle all this and she had a talk Feigy ended that reveal at the end of the show as well. So, I mean, she's doing phenomenal work here with this series. Wow, you are good at this. You should host sometime. Nope. Ben Goddard. No, believe in it.

What are your thoughts on this? Yeah, I mean, like, that was even people's, like, nitpick about the end of end game when everyone came back. It was like, oh, well, this world's been around without three billion people, and you're just going to snap three billion people back. Like, how are people going to adjust? like, you know, and they, they kind of wreck on like everyone that was on a plane during the blip, like, was landed safely or something like that. So I am curious to see. And I want to see like, because there's so much more to the blip than what we've been told.

Because the people that, you know, say if you were on a plane and your pilot got blipped and your plane crash, you don't get to come back. Like people that died from like catastrophes of the blip, they weren't returned. They died. And so it's like I want like, I kind of. kind of, I don't want like, you know, a therapy session about it, but there is a lot of resentment. You saw it in Monica's face about like when they brought up Captain Marvel. She was not happy to talk about Captain Marvel. She is upset that she was not there to either stop Thanos or to help post blip or post snap, whatever we're calling it.

So there's so much just to that one moment and to that five year jump that we don't know about. So they have so much room to like to make canon to like fill in the storylines there. I'm excited to see it and I'm curiously where they'll go. If they'll keep it in TV, if there'll be flashbacks in Spider-Man or Dr. Strange or whatever they're going to do with the movies, I'm curiously where they're going to go because they have five years to fill in.

I agree with blip overload. Yes, exactly. Okay, no, and nothing more to add? No, what about the people falling out of the air? But Ben said everything perfectly. And honestly, I'm so glad that he read that monologue. up for him to read so well. Goodbye. Oh, perfect, perfect. Ryan, are you a blip enthusiast? Do you have blip blip-bizm? I guess, yeah, I have blipisms. Yeah, absolutely. I have thoughts on the blip. I think the blip is

a really interesting storyline or something that's happened in the MCU that has not been touched on nearly enough other than this like one joke kind of scene and Spider-Man far from home. And then when it's touched on in Wanda Vision, just this idea that you were gone for five years and maybe some of the loved ones that didn't get blipped, died somewhere in between. I'm a big fan of the leftovers. Everyone compares it to the leftovers. So I'd love to see some more dark, interesting history. Like, how has that changed the world?

And even in the post-credit of Infinity War, there is like a plane that or a helicopter that crashes into a building with Nick Curry. Like, there was definitely a lot of carnage. And people always give DC shit for like, oh, man, its deal was too violent. It's like half the population got blipped in a, Avengers and in the MCU. And I bet a lot of people died in those five years and they haven't touched on it. But so I'm really-

And they didn't show it. They didn't show it. I guess I want them to show it. Like this is a lot of carnage off-screen that I actually think could make the universe a lot more interesting moving forward. I think it made one of it. The only thing I don't want is that like now every single show is going to address it or every single film is going to do. Like I almost want like a blip wrap-up kind of a thing. maybe throw it in a couple, but not like if there's a blip scene and every single thing that comes out now,

I don't know if that's something and I enjoy it. Anybody have thoughts on that? In this next phase of the MCU, I want to see if the universe is affected by not having the infinity stones anymore, seeing the unblip was my favorite part of Wonder Vision so far. It's true. Thanos destroyed them. But no, like, I mean, I know like Martin Starry, kind of jokes about it and far from home he's like oh i came back and my wife had left me like that

would be awful you literally like it's i don't know what it felt like them taking a nap for five minutes or something like that i don't know what it felt like they haven't really gone into that but it felt like there wasn't really much time between like you getting like they didn't feel the five years at all so you coming back and your wife has left you for someone else like that'd be terrible it's like castaway yeah except that you don't feel the time You don't, like, this thing, like, Tom, Tom Hanks felt that time in Castaway. Yeah.

Like, you don't, it'd be like, me taking and have him and be like, oh, my parents are gone. Like, oh, if I had a girlfriend, she'd be gone, but I don't have one, so I don't know that feeling. So, yeah, it'd be weird. I'm starting to deduce with the blippis. I'm into it. You're into it? You're into the blip? Yeah, I'm into it.

So you think my script called Blip the movie is going to be a big hit, because I'm going to pitch it. And that's actually what I wanted to run past everybody. Oh, yeah. I think it was on NBC. Called the event. The event, yeah, it was called the event. All right, folks. That's sure they're going to clip that blip.

And if you want to see more things like this, you know, join us every day on SCN Live where I may not be hosting even the day that I was supposed to tomorrow, even though it's guaranteed people may want their money back. But no, no, they don't. Keep sending in the SchmoBots, SchmoLabs, stream charts. Superfans and Patrons, folks, right? They're all linked in the subscription, so don't worry about it. What are you playing in there, Blake, that mind craft? Are you crafting your mind? Are you doing the Trump lawyer imitation?

This feels just like what I saw yesterday. You know how people ask for drunk, Brett? This is just people being like, Brett, can we see Brett? Yeah, yeah. Did you turn off the voices or stop the thing that turns off the voices? Anyway, Alex, we got another big story. I know it's going to break the internet. Oh, yeah, oh yeah.

Sandra Bullock will be joining the ensemble cast of the Brad Pitt-led assassin movie Bullet Train. Woo! The train goes in his lower than a bullet. It's going to blow up. That's not a bullet train. That sound bite is so good, Ryan. And that was like, that goes with a, D-Din-Din-Din-D-D-D.

Come on all aboard, folks. All-a-ball. On the boat train. Look it up to speeds of 35 miles an hour. Whee! All aboard, the Polar Express. With bullets. With bullets.

Just don't look at my creepy, uncanny belly face. Exactly. You thought I was the train conductor. Now I'm the coal shovel. And I'm your father. Now I'm the hobo that lives on the... roof. Can we say hobo anymore? I'm not sure. They might prefer, they might prefer homosexuals. I'm not, it's not, okay. Okay. I'm going to meet myself again now, guys.

All of all. Listen, let's not cancel hobos too soon in the show. So Bullet Train. It's about, it's a John Wickish kind of movie with a, uh, uh, different assassins with different assignments. Or there's assignments, I'm guessing it's going to be like, this person's supposed to kill this person, but that person's supposed to be. It's going to be exciting and fun. And what does everybody think of Sandra Bolic?

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knows a little something about this. So tell me your thoughts on Sandy B. Well, I hope it's tongue and cheek, because, I mean, none of those people strike me as assassins. Even Pitt wasn't that scary and Mr. and Mrs. Smith, other than Michael Shannon. Michael Shannon will enter your soul and eat you from the inside out. But everybody else is pretty like tongue-in-cheek, playful.

Brian Tyree Henry, certainly, you know, As I said before, I just finished Atlanta a couple weeks ago. Even more impressed with that man's talent, he's certainly, but he's also always gone with these characters that have a little bit of a smirk to them, a smile to them. And so this is going to be fun more than anything else with great action mixed in. So why not? And it's like Murder on the Orient Express, right?

I guess if you get a bunch of people are willing to be part of a train film for whatever reason, and this looks like a lot of fun for sure. It sounds to me like Snowpiercer meets Mr. and Mrs. Smith, sort of is what it feels like and i i i agree with you john like there's something like um like brad pitt can definitely be like he he's like he's not a scary assassin i mean i i can believe that i mean i guess i can't believe a guy with that face could are you trying to set up one of your uh have you have you ever stuff uh there kate someone with that face could do something like that's you know what fair point um also i can't do the pit impression without his face on

We got to figure out that technology. Yeah. Oh, we're going to go live now. I am not Brad Pitt. But I don't know how it's a talking impression. See, John, like, if I saw Michael Shannon on the street, I would already think he's an assassin. Yes. Like, everybody else, like, you know, it needs to be an undercover job where you don't see your killer coming.

I'm going to be like, oh, that guy's going to murder me. I should leave now. He's the only straight one. And everyone else is, like, you know, kind of play for. Yeah, he's trying to be playfulness, hasn't? And he's like, can everybody just focus? We got to stop. Yeah.

We actually saw Michael Shannon in Chicago years ago, like a couple or, like two or three years ago maybe now. We were downtown by Second City and we went to this bar called the old. Do you watch the Oscars with him at the bar? No. We didn't know. Was that a thing he did? Yeah, like there's like a photo of him watching. Everyone knows him.

Shape of Water win best pictures. He's just chilling at a bar watching the TV. I'm telling me that it was his bar. He's. And Dickie was like, I mean, the number of people we've come across in L.A. And Dickie was like genuinely like, I actually don't know what to do. He was so excited about Michael Shannon. And like then he went up and like talked to him about one of his old movies.

But you know my favorite joke that I want to do sometimes is to like run into Jane Lynch and be like, I loved you in the fugitive. And I feel like with when I feel like with Michael Shannon, the joke is I loved you in Groundhog Day. Yeah, that's the joke. You know what I mean? Like anyway. I mean my punch fart box donated $20. Can we get Russian Ben Holly Hunter drunk Brett Roland Wotto and Schmee bot Alex as Ben Kate, Brett Roker Jamal and Alex respectively talking about today's movie news while occasionally going off topic. I love that.

You mean the show? Just actively doing the impression. All right. Well, Ben, what are your thoughts on? No, wait. We have Schumann. Finally a real host. Welcome to the sniper entertainment networks.

So my thing with TV is I'm not into getting into new shows, cause I got into Flash Forward and it was canceled after one season, so I just started watching The Outsider on HBO. Holy fuck. Oh, that's good one. The outsider's great. It's great. It's a little scary, though.

It's not reliable to the source material. If it's scary, I can't watch it more often than like scary stuff. What do you think, Roland? Oh, that's good to see Tito Setting in money From his garage again I bet you can't watch TV shows When you have an old black and white TV

And that's all he can afford Sending us just $20 I'll show you a real host you, son of a bitch All right, that's it That's enough John, serious question I think everybody thought you would be You would be bothered by me hosting

And there'd be some sort of Yeah, well, I think that was kind of the thing That Christian was pushing like Oh, Roca's gonna be Be piss and you're not mad at me, right? No, but I'll tell you what. Then he said that I was going to give you the, I was going to have to give you the announcement that,

I'm going to give you the announcement that you were, and I was like, no, thank you. Yeah, because I've been sitting and I'm thinking about this all day. Holly Hunter anymore. I feel like you were doing Jody Foster from Silence of Lans. You're not wrong. Yeah, Holly, how do you feel about a young actress?

There's a real circus happening. Yeah, there is. I'm not quite sure. How do you feel about a young actress taking your place for the CBS series? Yeah. How do you feel about that? I hear CBS, like, they can't use anything from, like, they can't say. They can't reference.

They can't reference anything that was ever mentioned in the movies. Well, they're showing. Essentially, they're showing, though, in the trailer the sounds of the lamb stuff. Yeah. Like, the woman's in the pit. The lambs are screaming. It's all there. So it's weird how they're walking around.

Maybe they just can't say anything about lecter. But how do you feel about Holly? I mean, another young actress trying to play you. It's ridiculous. Did you want Jody? You want me to answer as Jody? Yeah, Jody. Sorry, Joey.

Apparently. Oh, I don't know the rules you're improv. I'm so sorry. I did not know that if you do an impression bad, you can actually be just be doing an impression of someone else. So I would say he takes the lotion and puts it in the basket. That's a good one. That's a good one.

I understood that reference. No, it's great not to host. Let me tell you. It's fantastic. You don't have any pressure on me. I love being the activities director of Mar-a-Lago. It's the best. The presidency, too much pressure to be the president, constantly trying to raise money.

Every day, $500 is it's nice to sit back and not care because I know money's coming in. It's someone else. It's someone else's a responsibility. Someone else will get the text from Christian Holloff at the end of the day. So it's great. I love it. I love it. Sheila, put your clothes back on.

Jesus Christ, put your clothes back on. I mean, John, we're at 137. I think we have 10 minutes left of the show. We come on people One person Send it $7,000 You know what You keep going like this

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Do all the things we tell you to do. This is the thing. You have to do those things. We ask you every day. Please do them. Please. And do we have anything more about the bullet train? Anybody have any other comments on that?

I forgot what we were talking about that. Yeah. You know, subscribe. This is going to be a clip out for the channel. Yes. You guys subscribe to that. See, and clips to you. Yeah, if you want to see more hard-hitting news stories like this

and intelligent discussion and bad impressions that people think you're doing somebody else when you're actually trying to do a different impression. Ryan, nothing about bullet train? I mean, I think it's funny that Brad Pitt's character in this is named the ladybug. That's his character name. So it can't be serious.

David Leach directing it, so he did death and two. and Henson Shelf. And Hodge and Shark. Right? Yeah. Which other one? Haunted Shark. Hobbs and Shark.

Oh, Hunted Shark. Oh, Jesus. Don't get me. Hunted Shart. Don't get me started. That's later in the show, John. We're doing haunted shark. That's how we're going to drive home the stories of the day.

Listen. They said, this is a show about Force Ghost. So I'm not, I'll helm that discussion. Ryan, why don't you shut off the onslaught of Schmobots that we have coming in right now? Sorry, folks. They're going to go quiet for a little bit. Peter out for a sec, all right? But we'll play them all.

Wait a minute. Are you doing the ads and hosting the show? Wow. I guess so. Wow. That's the selfish son of a bitch. Anything else you want to do? He wants a smooth transition.

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Always blips. Yeah, she blipped out. How are you feeling after getting back from the blip? Kate, it's been five years. Oh, no. Where's Dickey? Oh, gee. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you okay? Where's Wanda and her friend vision? Her husband vision? Her actual vision? It's unclear. I don't know. Oh, man, you, I've got a story to tell you after the show.

But first, oh, Ryan, turn back the Schmobot. I know that there's a ton of them coming in. And we don't want to, there you go. Where's John? Is that a John cosplayer? I miss John saying, come on people, we need $1,000 for God's sake, come on people. If you have to sell your children or mortgage your home, you've got to do it. Come on, people, for God's sake, sh long.

Thank you. Thank you. Well sir. Well sir. John's an earner. Nobody can deny that. I do not deny that, and I think he does a wonderful job. Myself, we'll talk about that later. Alex, next news story.

All right, according to an analytics website, Wanda Vision is 60 times more sought after than your average TV series and is the third most in-demand show in the market just behind Cobra Kai and the Mandalorian. These aren't official viewership numbers, but with buzz after last week's episodes, the hype and fervor around the show is sure to elevate the final four episodes.

Brett, are you surprised that Wanda Vision is a big hit for Disney Plus? Not really. I mean, they don't have much right now, right? I mean, it's like, not much to compete with other than their old catalog. So, not too surprised with that. Anybody surprised by this news?

What does it mean by sought after? Like they say that this isn't viewership numbers So what are they basing this off of People who are looking for it On like certain the search engines and what have you Oh, okay Yeah If you're trying to find it so to speak

Yeah so just people wanting to Oh there it is and then maybe not watch it So that's a that's a great poll I think that's just like information of like FBI agents overhearing us while you know our phones are sitting at our desk Be like oh I think I might want to watch Wanda vision that's one one and they're pulling all that information man back in my day only a couple people got these little boxes on the top of their television nielsen ratings right you know about those

right it's getting so crazy because like um uh i'm gonna i'm doing like a harry potter watch along with my patrons today and i was like oh yeah i got to sign up for peacocks they have all the the streaming that all the streaming on there and literally i was like okay i'm gonna go like i was I was streaming on Twitch and I would literally like went to the bathroom real quick. And I was like just on on my phone. And the first Instagram ad was Harry Potter on Peacock. What the like it was literally two minutes apart. Like it was sometimes I test it.

Sometimes I'll actually say things. I'll be like, oh, Starbucks. And just to see if I get like a Starbucks. I like I sometimes like I'll just say like a brand name. Yeah. It was like magic. It's like magic. That's the nicest way to pitch it.

That's very nice. That happened else the other day Lily and I were having a conversation. I wasn't even on the internet. Like I just was like holding my phone or whatever and she and I were just talking about something and then I go on to something on my phone and there's an ad for what the fuck we were talking about

and I lost my shit and I said to her. I said to believe this. She goes, yeah, it's been happening for years. It's like second nature. It's mind blowing how this all is happening. It's totally watching. So every time you're masturbating, someone's watching. Yeah, no. My wife found a porn website on my phone.

I'm like Kate was talking about porn on the show and I must have pulled that up and I mean oh oh big brother am I right a lot of snow plowing ads just every Brett's Kay Parker comes up all out of the show is that is that is that your is that your porn site big brother yeah big brother yeah watching you and we know what you like all right uh Ryan uh turn the show back back on just turn it back on uh please turn it back on uh back on. A little backed up there, but we're back on. So nobody really cares or is surprised by this.

So I don't think we have much more to talk about. What was the show? What was the news? It's just this. Yeah, like so the most sought. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised Cobra Kai is so high, to be honest with you. I thought for sure Mandalorian or Wanda Vision would be higher than

Cobra Kai. So that speaks volumes. You know, I know they're friends of the show. So you want to give them a shout out. But still, it's pretty surprising to see that they're at that level. I didn't think that they were getting. the numbers that WaddaVision or you know you get lost and they get

the MCUs the shit but it you know Cobra Kai do it's it was it's a big accomplishment because like you know they're on YouTube red and like people were like oh that's kind of the only reason to get YouTube read which is still a compliment but then you know Netflix buying it you think it you know it could have faded

in the background but with them buying it and then you know like what four or five months later the season three coming out like they're really hitting the ground running and I'm like it's pretty awesome for them I enjoy Cobra Kai, but, dude, like, people are loving this show. And, like, if it's going up against Mandalorian and Wanda Vision, that speaks volumes. I think I'm not surprised by it, be just because it was this thing where it was like,

it had a falling, and then everybody talked about it, and then suddenly it's here, and now everybody can watch it. So I think that's what shot it up was just the word of mouth. And, you know, there's no Mandalorian going on right now. We only have this beginning of this season. It wasn't too surprising to me that it hit that mark because I know I've been told to watch it a million times. I'm sure a lot of the fans are saying so. And I still need to get to it.

It's nothing against it. I just, that's on my radar. It's so watchable, Brett. Like you'll burn through the first season. Like, it's nothing. It goes by so fast. And that's my, that's my error there. Can I just vent for a second?

What just happened? I've been watching your. For the audio list. for the audio listeners I just had to turn my camera off 17 times because every person I've ever been related to needed to be in this basement

which is the only place the internet doesn't go out every four to five minutes because the router is in the ceiling that makes sense ceiling of the basement and so my parents who are I think distraught without my boys and fairly have destroyed this basement

are like putting away blocks are like, I was like, Hey, guys, Dickie just took the boys upstairs, so maybe if you guys want to go up to, I'll clean the basement. It was like, it was just like, my dad, my dad sent me earlier today. Do you get paid for this?

And I was like, To be fair, he has listened to you, sing Eddie Van Halen by as Margaret Thatcher a few times. So, did you show him your bit about putting stuff into your sweatpants and having people guess what a Because then he'll know He's really done well

It was the come to Jesus I probably needed for a while I think you should have said to him Fuck you care It's not your business It's my life I don't ask you how you make your money Fuck you

He's like okay Because if any but then he would say If at any point you want to pay me back For Northwestern That'd be great Because I did you really say that No I didn't ask you to have sex with my mom

And have me Fuck you owe me Yeah Yeah Look I even went to college You're lucky I even went You owe me. It was just such, it was a very clear, we don't give a shit what you're doing.

Can your dad send in a schmobot? So this isn't such a disaster. I think I've been to buy them a mesh system. I'm just going to put it on my business account and buy them a mesh system so that I can. Kate's frustrated father sent in $20. Yeah. What is this? Squanch Master 1 in the chat.

is this. I haven't heard anyone talk about this show. Oh, we're so sorry, Lex. That's what we do then, right? Yeah. We haven't heard, we haven't talked about what? We've talked about every we have. You know what? Oh, he

maybe just go do it, Brett, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. This person has a slight this. Oh, geez. This guy's odor is slightly worse than normal. and he smells like a delicious cheese. What is, what is he, come on. What's all these laugh emojis?

What the hell are you laughing at? You think this is a comedy show? It's a movie show where we talk about movies and the Criterion Collection. I've got a respectable movie reviewer on this show, John Roka, and you're coming in with these LOLs and Costco has a deal on Wi-5-4 pucks. You get four pucks of Wi-Fi? What's a puck of Wi-Fi? So sorry, squant.

What's a squant? Do you a Christian? What is that? Like a bongload? What are you talking about? Perfect? What's perfect? L-M-O-A-O?

What does that mean? All right, Alex. Should we talk about what just dropped that you threw in the chat? Is this big news? Is this big... It's not really big news. I threw it in the chat.

by the way, wasn't out. I love it. I love it. I think, I mean, unless we want to get to something else,

uh, on the, I think those are on this story. I knew we were running out quick, so. Yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog. Got a secret.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Woo! Let's go. Yeah. Are you, are you going to watch it? Oh,

God. I'm going to watch the hell out of this when it comes out on the Criterion collection in 8K. And I don't watch anything unless it's an 8k. And I hope it's foreign. I hope it's

black and white. That's the only way I'm watching it. Anybody excited about Sonic? Only if it's R-rated. Are we getting the Snyder cut? Yeah, yeah. Are we getting the Sni-and-white cut? Black and white? The first one was X and I heard this one's getting an R. Like, why would you do that? Why would you

do that? You're going to... Dr. Eggman. Not this Joss Whedon bullshit. Yeah. Somebody do a trade. in black and white of the sonic trailer, hallelujah playing underneath it. Only on Paramarmon Plus. The one that I saw that I really liked,

there's a YouTube channel called Cinefix, and they did a Wes Anderson trailer for The Witch, the Onit Taylor of Joy movie. Like, everybody YouTube it, it's like two minutes long. It's so good. It's so, so good. Like... How do you know so many things plus know so many things on the internet? Like, I feel like you always are my source for everything good on the internet.

But also, you know, lot of things too in addition to that how what kind of man does he know things let's find out that's the new show coming from NBC right after Zoi's extraordinary playlist and a blip band does he know things come out oh these fall hot line I'm actually super excited because it was the last movie I've seen in the theater so it would also be great if it's the first movie I go see in theater I like I really like I love that Kate is frosted in it like the Seinfeld and credit scene For the audio listeners, Kate's frozen.

Can you hear my voice still? Yeah. There we go. Oh. So I guess. Kate actually wanted to be frozen on screens. Oh, I do love the, like, the sign felt like the. At the very end.

For the audio listeners, Kate froze. Stop talking also to save that. I don't know if you heard that. No, we heard you talking. We just couldn't. You just. I'm really off my game since the... But you want to...

It has nothing to do with me. It has to do that we've made $35 today. And I am not going to take that personally at all. So if you... Also, it's not going to get back to you either. It's not like you're going to get in trouble. Oh, no. No, not a lot. Um...

So, yeah, Sotom, too. You're excited about it? I actually am. I really enjoyed that, that gym care. remote one I thought it was frozen yeah oh oh she's perfect on our end she's perfect on oh he's messing with me do a little this do a little this so okay so is this a good is this are you guys fucking with me yeah you look you look like Sonic without you're we could we could see well if nothing else if nothing else I'll just turn my camera off and keep talking

somebody who has a kid who enjoyed it like I you know all I really care about is like It was like the last movie I took my kid. Ben underscore Rayno underscore name underscore the underscore movie donated $20. What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yikes. Hell no, exclamation mark. Dot, dot. Dot it ain't over now. Cause when the going gets tough the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's go. Come on.

Is this from a movie that's up? Or is this, that somebody got the Germans? Right. Animal house. Come on. Oh, sorry. Didn't know. Oh, God.

Just finish your Sonic story and never talk again. I liked it. I like it. I want to like it again. And your kids that don't know anything about the Sonic game or anything still enjoyed this movie. It was something that was, they didn't need to be. Also, there's a Sonic TV show, you know, Brett. That, my son, so my son did know Sonic because of the.

Sonic TV show, which is more sort of like in that Dragon Ball Z style. There's actually a couple of Sonic TV shows. But so he was, he was jazzed about it from that. And then this was also when we still go out in the world, we went to this, the Burbank mall has, it's called All Amusement Fun Center. And it's like the best prizes. It's like so much better than Jackie Chesa. We would go to that arcade.

And he apples and Sonic out of a claw machine. Wow. Because it's playing till you win claw machine. That's the only kind of claw machine you can let a five play, by the way. Wow. I need to reopen that. I just need that play till you win, claw machine. Play till you win.

It just keeps going until it feels the weight hit the bottom. And then you're like, all right, it turns over. It took us 26 tries once. But anyway, knuckle, he loves knuckles and he loves Sonic. So I'm actually thrilled about this for my kiddo. And for whoever else enjoys it. But also, I know that might be a dong taken that my breath smells. Thank you.

Balls? Balls, exactly. Anybody else, Alex? You're look like a big Sonic fan. Did you like picking up rings and running around and flipping around like that crazy Sonic? I like hedgehogs. I did play the game on my brother's Sega Genesis when I was a kid. But I didn't watch the movie.

I watched other things instead last year. But who knows? I'll probably check it out. I'll check it out eventually. It's on HBO. You should take it? It's a damn good movie. donated $1,000 donated $20.

You can I get Roland and Andaconda Brett trying to pick up girls at the Capitol Riot? No. Love y'all. What? Yeah, I said no, and then you ding me at the end, and I might do that. That's actually not bad. You know what? You know what?

Let's just do it. For Christ's sake. No, do it live. Do it live. Do it live. God damn you Hollywood for giving us shit. stories today so I had to tap dance through this nonsense. Isn't there a poster we can review?

Or a video of Snyder taking a video of a video backed up. Come on, people. All right. So we're Anaconda Brett and Roland picking up people at the insurrection? That's right. At the insurrection, yeah. We'll do this in a non-political way. What a show.

The insurrection. Here we go. I try to do it in a nutshell. non-plocor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Be careful. Do you see the snake on my flag that says don't tread on me?

I can't follow that. I can't follow that. That's perfect. Honestly, that is, I'll tell you what, if this was an improv show, the person running the lights would have immediately dimmed this as bad as the scene. There's, you don't, I'm so sorry, John, you might have come up with some better, but I have to say, Anstein. Insighton. I want to know where that was going.

Totally non-political, too. Totally not political, no. No, no. I came here to ruin the Punisher. So, what do we got here? Let's do another one. Let's knock it out. I don't want to be known as the guy that doesn't do the impressions. Oh, I thought you were going to say stories, but we're going to. Yeah, no.

Stories. The story is you're getting your money back. and I'm not hosting tomorrow. That's the story. It's a weird mood today. You know what? I'm going to turn into a Shmobot-only show just right now. Boom.

Boom. There it is. No stream labs. How do you like that? Well, are we sure about that? J-K. Okay. All right.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. J-K. Here comes Christian with 10 texts. Yeah. Oh, I haven't even been looking at my phone. Oh, Alex told me to do something. Oh, he said. said Manscape. All right.

I did it. So check mark. He told you. No, he told you to Manscape. He didn't tell you to. Right. He's like, it's getting a little out of control. Listen, this is the guy that called me. Actually, yeah, the way I phrase the text it is. It does help me. Yeah. I can smell your

balls from here. It's time to Manscape. Virtually. Oh. Welcome back to so. So. Do you come. Do you storm the capital often? Oh, yeah, we were supposed to be picking a...

Yes, and... Purple. Why are you here? I know it's not because some dude told me to do this. I came on my own accord. There are so many attractive ladies. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is a very... pool storm of prime right here. Oh my God. Check out that girl with the neck beard. I can't go forward. I'm done.

I think we're... And then they, you guys, I just got maced. And then they out and maced me. Oh my God. I'll tell us you of your Instagram story for you, baby.

Oofda. Oofda. All right. Oh, there is Christian. 2.96 away from our 500 goal. Nice. Good job. Keep, I mean, donating.

You've got at least, I mean, you've got at least to get me up to 500. GameStop the shit out of this. Hashtag Poonstorm. And here we go. Yeah. Yeah, we're not game stop. If you don't invest in us, we're not going to go up. Yeah.

Don't short the show. We need full investment on this. How many people we have watching today? Four? What's the... I think we have 700 people watching. Seven hundred people. Slam the likes.

Listen. Oh, hey. Keep me on. Sorry. Oh, was it a bad one? No, we're good. We're good. I just accidentally replayed one.

Oh. Yeah. Well, that's disappointing. Let me ask Christian if we can count the second. Who done is Joe Baitman. He's coming. for that belt. Josh Barnett donated $20. There is. Hey gang. Good news. I just put in my second offer to buy my first house. Bad news is they've already accepted another offer. But good news. That means I can still afford to donate. Love today is energy. Go dungeon. Go Bateman. He's coming for that belt.

12-3 donated $20. Thank you. Here we go. in the Pacific they have had like 15 earthquakes magnitude 5.5 or stronger so far today largest was a 7.9. What? Sunami warnings are in effect. Prayers of safety for them. Eek.

Definitely. Eke indeed. Wow. What was it, what was the group of islands called the loyalty islands? The Royalty? South Pacific region. Australia's Bureau of Meteorology South Pacific on Thursday, New Zealand.

New Zealand. New Re-under-Dunated $1,000 donated $20. That was great. Can I get plain old Brett pitching his script for Poonstorm? It's like Shark Nader, but no Boonstorm. Oh, I actually, okay, can we put a pin in Poonstorm? Just for a second until I understand what's going on. Wait, so these are islands in... Uh, yeah, the loyalty islands. Some earthquakes. Yeah, we got a scenario, Kimmer. We got to be... Yeah. Wow.

A tsunami was confirmed two hours ago. Oh, geez. I don't know if it hit land, but I haven't heard anything. We'll be tracking that. I got to tell you, that was like, that was a moment in my youth. It wasn't even that young. I was in college, but that's watching that tsunami. Oh, yeah.

Take people. all of the and that was like when cell phones were recording stuff so like oh I really hope everybody's going to be okay with this which one came which one are you referring to no the one in 2005 maybe the the Christmas the one that happened on Christmas day 2004 was yeah it was it was um the Sumatra I believe it was Sumatra but it was like all it was I actually talk about a blip when we went we went to Thailand for my for my honeymoon and we were on this island called Kosamoi and I went and took a nap because we were both sick with the stomach flu and came out and the water was gone. James Slavario donated $100.

Whoa. Welcome back to the show. Wait for awkward pause. Jesus Christ, Brett, you are a fucking funny bunny's motherfucker. You kill me. Let's get a solo impression off of just Brett characters. Or just an impression off with everyone. And it's not my garage. yeah, Pouquet, Pooquet, too. I'll do that as soon as Kate brings the mood down even more. Yeah, go ahead. Anyway, I panicked.

I was like, how long was I napping for? Is there a tsunami? But it was just that the low tide was super low. But I immediately, like, that is like the way you know it's coming as if the water disappears. Like if you're all of a sudden like, because everybody was like, well, what's happening? And like, was filming. Like, look at how low the tide got during the actual tsunami.

And then the wave came. And it's just, oh, it's like, it's something. When people are like, do you want like, like, I know it was like, I love Santa Monica. I'm like, yeah, but you're in the tsunami zone. And he's like, I'm like, it says you're in the tsunami zone. Like I can't be there. They're always talking about the big one that's going to hit Southern California. I'm so scared of it.

I'm so. Oh, yeah. Anyway, so dong. Um, that's on. Poontown. Poontown? Poon town? Poon town.

And then go back to Sonic. Um, yeah, no, but I mean, I hope everybody stays safe in there. I don't know how to translate. from that. Yeah, Brett it's saying it's the 7.2 magnitude, but they're saying there is no tsunami threat to Hawaii.

This is from Hawaii now. So we should be fun. But it hit around 3.20 a.m. Hawaii time, so man, must look a lot of people up. My wife's got a lot of family in Hawaii, I think on the Big Island. So, yeah, I hope everybody's doing well.

Sonic. Sonic the Hitchhog. Oh, I know the, I know one of the screenwriters. James, I'll do the impression once we try to dig ourselves. Can we all do it? Can we all take one of your impressions, Brett? Oh, I like that.

All right, but let's set that. If we get to 500, I got to set a goal here because we got to at least get to 500. If we get to 500, everybody will do a different impression of one of mine. Or you can do just me trying to host the show. That could be one of your impressions. Uh, so impression. It's a good impression. That's the impression off.

That's the impression. Like that Alex ran away as soon as we're handing out. Yeah, Alex is like, I'm not doing this. This is the impression of Brett at the end of the show where he goes to do hysteria. That's good, good. So $500, we all do that. For James, I will do, uh, the impression, uh, let's, let's, do we want to hit, uh, oh, what? No, I just saw that Mike Johanelson said that he lost his father in that tsunami.

Oh, no. What's, oh, oh, oh. Oh, from back then. Oh, 2004 Christmas one. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mike. Also, I need to get out of the chat because that felt. And then I just bring the whole mood. That's, I mean, it's my absolute nightmare.

I'm so sorry that you live my, what I'm sure is everybody's absolute nightmare. But then also Poonami is another one. So there's also that Poon. Just a wave of Poon. That's the Ben Goddard life story, Poonami. That's right. I would think so. If we weren't, well, if my life is the Poonami, it's definitely the part with a low tide and everything's right now.

Yes, that's the part. So we'll see what's the opening chapters. Yeah, but right now we're at the, there's no water and there's everything's pulled back like a mile out. Everyone's displaced, no one can find, yeah. Ben's like, oh, looks like, I, it was a, they blew up that, for nothing. Austin and the Corkedel donated $20. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Hey guys. Going through a breakup right now and it's really fucking.

me up. Thank you for the two hours of distraction every day. What are some good movies to watch for after a breakup? I'll tell you. The breakup? 500 days of summer? No, I'm just joking.

Just talking those are no. Christian took me to Moulon Rouge when I broke up when my girlfriend broke up with me. That was a real bro-moof. I'm freaking Sarah Marshall. Yeah. I'm terrible. I'm terrible.

Greening Storm. I think Greening'sermortals is a perfect one, honestly. I, yeah, it's so, that puppet show at the end. Come on. After that. If you do... Die! I can't. Getting very hot. The problem is if you ever break up any... And if I run into Van Helsing, I will

kill him. Slame. I, also, Jonah Hill has probably the perfect bit role in that movie. Yeah, I'd like to think that it's the same, like, both him and Aldous Snow are the same person and get him to the grief.

Oh, yeah, totally. Jonah Hill is like trying to make it. He's like, he's a major, major, major influence of my career. Was that, was that British accent? Was that supposed to be? I think that should count for the whole impression off, actually, then. I think you've nailed that one. The impression was just you.

Oh, that's right. And then the other one where we're doing about the burning of the disco stuff. And then of the records, we have to do an impression. of that situation and then yeah as I slowly pull myself out of does anybody else have any more depressing schmobots they want to throw in there

to really help me out today you know what this is but this is get out of the chat cake did you responding to people Kate yes I'm not responding to people no but I just feel like when somebody says like that's how I lost my dad we have to let that go

you gotta say something to them and say that we're sorry about that and that and hopefully we've acknowledged that hopefully we'll help you laugh and yeah it's started this show i realized that today is 13 years since i lost my dad to cancer so it's like crazy of 2008 and i was like wow it didn't i just totally snuck up on me so yeah maybe maybe uh mike's like just kind of speaking about it not necessarily yeah and it's not suffering from it's yeah yeah it's just shipsy jend days he donated $50 I would like to say thank you for the unorthodox way you have helped me healed through the couple of years listening to you.

The laughs do truly help. Keep it up, Pessie and crew. Love y'all. This is beautiful. Everyone's like, you keep it up, Jenny. Jenny's a 30-day yoga journey right now and she's killing it. Nice. Hey.

Hey. What's a yoga journey? I just like you do 30 days. Like, there's like different styles of yoga. It's the way that I'm on a booze journey. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like it's like a bar crawl, but with yoga. By the way, you guys, we got to figure out how to do this, but I had this idea the other night on Gucciverse, because since we're all good ideas of that. That sentence does not make sense. That's right. This good idea on Gucciverse. I want to do, I want to do a bar crawl, but with shows.

Like, okay, we're hopping over to, we're hopping over to Roka show now. And I'm like, we all show up. And then Roka's like, oh, welcome to my show. We're going to everybody's going to have a tequila. And then we all go to the next show. You know what I mean? And we go to Brett and Kate's playday.

Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And we go to Ben and do a Russian, white Russian. And then we'd go to Ben's and we'd eat a shit sandwich. You know what?

That's a piece of shit. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. show and she would eat my ass like oh right right oh you guys would come you would come to breton kate's play day and everybody would take a shot of breast milk you know how it is we could you know like to alex's show and do something you send your subscribers over to the next show or something i think they like that that's the thing like i like it's that if we were all on twitch

that that would be awesome because you could yeah the next person and you you'd send the audience to that like all right we'll get on twitch ben we get it we'll get on twitch i've been saying this is day one baby you have yeah ben's been great about it go to kate's basement cleanup party i'd be down for that yeah out of the fucking chat kate yeah i'm sorry they're amusing me today wait i'm gonna just i'm gonna just show you what i was listening to are you royalty they're amusing me today yes yes paint the great all right.

We'll just be quiet while Kate goes and does that. Yeah, again, send in those stream labs and schmobots or I think Ryan might have it shut off. Yeah,

now I just turn it back on. Oh, good, good, good. I noticed a little bench breast in the background there in Kate's like, work out. Oh, I'm getting a phone call. The last cinema

said I donated $20. Hey, Brett. This is an absolutely amazing show. Thank you. I loved the Rumble. along first time seeing it live which made it very special Brett and Kate on Guckyverse made my weekend and then some I would recommend Sarah Marshall as well

thank you guys Gucca verse that's about right Gucky um did you guys hear the cleanup yeah oh yes okay so what you went to go do something right it was that quick yeah to clean up oh I thought you were grabbing something to no I was just making the noise they were making It was diagetic sound. All right, I'm just writing down the four impressions I do so I can prepare for that. I think we're going to need us to, but aren't we doing you? At 500, you're good, but I still have to do that one because that was a good, you know, that was a good one.

Drunk Brett, Elmo, Anaconda Brett, and then I don't even know. I can't even think anymore. I donated $20. Thank you. In honor of Brett hosting today, can everyone share their favorite Brett stories and moments? Or give reasons why Brett is the simply and purely the best. For me, I appreciate his honest takes and deep insight on movies. Yeah. To the future, that's my favorite thing. That's good. That's good. That's good. I will get to that as soon as I double check to see if there's anybody that died today. Oh, my family.

Kit, I'm not sure if you're really getting paid for me. this but if you could pick up the crap in the basement while taking your phone call that would be great i will be getting my shoes tied down there later today and i can't have books going up my oh oh oh that's her dad dude yo wow mr mulligan i know how it goes i don't know how this is mr mulligan excuse me all right we we did it we hit the mark Yay. Oh, that means to aim too low. It came true. Yeah, well, no, that's how I like. I like to do it.

You shoot for the knot moon. I just want to get halfway up to the moon. And then I'm just like, ah, I'm good. The moon's scary. I don't want to be all floating around and whatnot. Yeah, so we'll get to that. What in the, how did this get? What happened?

What happened? What happened? I think it was the tsunami report that just kind of got everything. We were out of it. What are you complaining about? We crossed the 500 at 1115. I don't know. Yeah.

This is a positive. This is part of my nature. Oh, my mom says I do a great Vincent Price. Oh, right. And we still owe impressions from Monday. We do. Oh, right. So, all right.

Let's try to knock out some impressions. right now. Alex, what do we have first? All right. First, we have the Chicago, Kate, Elmo, Trump, Elmo, Trump, and Wado attending Steve Dahl's Disco Demolition Night in 1979. Okay. And I was Elmo?

And Steve Dahl was... No, you're Chicago Kate Brett. Yes, you're Elmo. I forgot if it was drunk bread or Elmo. Okay, all right. The disco burning. Okay, I'm going to... By the way, guys, I'm so glad you joined me here in my hometown.

Let's get, let's get burning these disco. The N-NC donated 48 pounds and 99 pence through super chest. I got $7 million. Yes to you guys. Always make me laugh and you're all such a blessing in these times. And just so that you don't feel left out, yes, this donation is for you, Mr. Rocha. Hey, I'll take it. I'll take it for it.

Say, hey, you know what? That's, there's my hook. Guys, send in donations for Roka today. Oh, no. Not for me. They'll dry up. They're all for Roka. By the way, none of you laugh as hard at my English currency conversion, as Alex does.

So I just want to say thank you, Alex, for knowing that how funny my, the pound is mighty jokes. It is. It is. All right. Pounds? I thought there were euros now. Pounds don't exist anymore, right? Brough.

They've been. That was a very thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just their last jigsing pounds. Okay. I thought they all converted euros. No. Broca.

We were just their last year using pounds. We were just the last year gallivanting around Europe, using pounds. All right. Get out with William. Oh. Big mask. My mom and dad's, Ling and lights, bring it again.

Oh, we better pick it up. You better pick it up. We got disco albums to burn here. Oh, yeah. Three donated $20. Oh, tell you what. I'm burning the minute. Favorite great moment for me on Sen is a tie between his bonnie.

He had a little left in the chamber, snipe, killing Chris. and is getting fired so his patrian goes up sniper at Riley. Oh, the Riley one is good. The Riley one is pretty good. That's one of the perks of knowing Riley for as long as I have. I could pull that one off and not be destroyed by Angry Riley. I appreciate that.

All right. Want to burn some albums? The more we try, the more money they send. Yeah. Yeah, go for it. Go for it. All right. What are we here for?

What are we doing? We had to burn some records, of course. Otto, take your little colored wings and go get me some albums. Make sure they're from gay artists and artists of color. There's the only ones I want to burn here in Chicago. Make sure you leave. And those foreign people, too, the Beegis. Get the Beegis.

You got it. I'll go grab some. Yeah. Okay, and then also give me some of the records of those hobosexuals. Oh, yeah. So we're burning records? like records of that let women vote and minorities? Is that what we're burning?

Correct. I mean, yeah, basically, listen, Steve Dow, I don't have to tell you this, this guy's a MF and genius. Okay, so he organized this party. So, you know, I'm going to get some deep dish, going to get a beer, hamburger, hamburger, cheeseburger, you know what I'm saying? My lungs are starting to hurt from these burning records.

Where is Steve anyway? Is it another buffet? Look at it. He took off. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, we got, I don't, I think it's, no. I got props.

I got some records for us to burn. Hey, they better be guests go. We got Rust live garbage. Toss it in the pile. If you throw that fucking record, I'll choke you out. Well, I just threw it so. Oh, sorry. That might have been Brett.

So come at me, bro. We got. Who? Who? Who are you? Who are they? We'll never know. Those foreigners. None of these are disco albums. Roger Daltery's a bitch.

We got Super Trap. The name says it all. That's another wonderful album. Put those traps. I love it. Disco, Burner, Burn it. And here's a band that Alex has never heard of. Arrow Smith. You can dream on, Alex. So many. We got there.

Funky grooves in Aerosmith. You might not have heard of these guys. They're an up-and-coming band, but we'll make sure they don't even get a start. Yeah. Those hippies, burn it. Those beetles. It's so overrated.

Overrated. Cook-cook-cature burn. And then you saw him perform with Miley, pre-shaw at the Super Bowl, Billy Idol. Oh, Dissel Idol. Oh, Rappel. Yeah.

Well, we're rebels yelling and we're going to burn it. I see what's behind now and you don't want to miss that, baby. Last but not least. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not working this weekend. I'm not working for the weekend. Yeah, this guy, I'll tell you what, that was two in the pink one and the stink.

As far as I'm concerned, get rid of a lover boy. That's a big butt. By the way, I was supposed to be part of this. I was laughing at all. It seems. Some people don't know this. That's a dude's butt in those leather pants. Yeah.

Most people don't know that. Listen, I know. That was lover boy's butt. Alex, what's next? All right. All right. We got Irish Rooka ranting to Elmo. No.

The chief's lost. Elmo telling Irish Roker that it's not his fault, like in Goodwill hunting. Oh, okay. I actually have to go pot. All right. Can you believe this? I put so much more. on Patrick Mahomes.

That's an Irish name if I Herbert. Heard it. Mahomes. He's Black Irish. And he should have led us to a title for a second year in a row.

Brett. And we blew it. Blew it against the oldest player in the game. Tom Brady. Tom Brady. He's got a horse on his ass. It's not your fault.

No. I watched them all year and I'll chewed. Oh, I lost it. I watched them all year on a tune for them. It's not your fault that you.

I lost it either. You can do this. I can't. I lost it. It's done. It's gone. Wow. Colin Farrell.

I bet so much money on those, on those fucking chafes. And I thought Andy Raid was going to bring him a title. How did I know his son was going to try to kill two little girls in the car? He's a bastard. It is my fault. I'm going to hug you now. And you're going to cry gently.

And I'm going to tell you it's not your fault. Okay? Ooh. And that's, Wait, where did the ghosts come in? All right. You feel my tears of Guinness on your shoulders, my tears of Guinness on your shoulders.

Now, you're going to feel a little, a little tickle from Elmo. I like it. All right. There you go. Next one is Chris Wachin and Wado doing the Goodwill hunting park bench scene. See, I don't know.

What's all the Goodwill hunting? This one's a sad scene. Monday. It was weird. Um Wado Uh Come sit on the

Park bench with me Uh We've got some Goodwill hunting to do Oh Who do Okay I'm sitting down

Let me flap Ah Ah It's a cold bench So Uh You're good with numbers And

And you're You're You're cleaning up the place And you should probably Apply yourself Because your friend your friend wants to show up

someday and you not be home and me not be there I'm too busy counting apples how about them apples he says he just wants to show up and see no apples me not be there I take it he could just send me an email man just say I should move on get out yeah

you should really do what Batman says and and just apply yourself and not do that whole apples thing maybe do it in like a school setting you could tell I've seen this film and

remember this part of the film right I have seen it correct me if I'm wrong but I believe your wife farts in bed oh yeah her thoughts are oh they're horrible horrible

it's it's like she ate shit and shit that shit out of her. Oh, yikes, that sounds a little disgusting. It probably made for some some interesting times though. Yeah, it's like she...

I'm referring to the bedroom, of course. Oh, yeah. During intimate tender lovemaking session, she would fought too. And it's probably because of the watch she had up her... She was looking for...

That is going on. Is that a different, that's a different scene. All right, next one. I don't know the scene. The scene, what I don't. Uncomfortable. Why would anyone think I would know a scene from a movie, even if I've seen it? It's not your fault, Brent.

You didn't see it. But you know what? We're going to get through these because I don't want to be accused of not doing the impressions. That's right for me doing all of them by myself. Because that's what I want to. the day I hosted was to do even more than I usually do. What do we got out?

Outlaw and Wado doing the milkshake scene. Oh, boy. God's sakes. Russian band can take a break. Keep it quick. I'm good. I'm good. I'll make the sounds of a bowling alley behind. Which I'll be the priest.

I just got this how does this see? I just got this milkshake and uh, Thought I'd come by to see your alley. I'll be the priest. Hello there, I wato. See your drain dry. Here you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw.

A straw. There it is. That's a straw, you see, you watch. Wato, are you watching? I'm watching. And my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your blue milkshake. I drink your blue milkshakes. I drink it all up, Waddo.

And then you beat me to death with a bowling pin. Not yet. Did you think your song and dancing your superstition would help you, Waddle? I am the Jedi. I am the one who is chosen. Bam, bang. All right.

Okay, is that it? All right, so let's do the stream labs, and I will answer questions as characters throughout the, stream labs to appease that as well. And folks, we're at 532. I want to get to 535. We're at 534 now, so.

Hey, guys, listen, what you need to do. If you donate a penny. Yeah. In my life, I've learned you really set your goals super, super low, and you'll still be disappointed. Um, so. No, come on, guys. Help me out here.

I got to do this tomorrow. Maybe. I might have to pay Christian to host tomorrow if you don't throw in a couple more streamlaps. So let's get to those questions and see what we can do. Do it. All right. First streamlap from Pussy O'Connell. Hey, everyone. Hope you all are healthy and horny.

Hey, Roka and Jamal, I think you. Always impressions from Monday show. We just did that. Just did them. Brett, you're smartly funny. Kate, you're one hot mama. Ben, your hair is as sexy as Roxy's numbers. Alex, keep doing the singing. Thank you, Pussy.

he's back saying or she's back I've been dealing with meats for a week now and here's what it caused me to make up what do you call meat when it's been knighted a sirloin how can you offend meat by roasting it sorry Ben that's all I got thanks people and keep you're wonderful

that sirloin one was good I like the sirloin one oh Ben my kid I was actually pretty impressed with this one what's a cat's favorite nut a cat shoe oh that was pretty good for a five-year-old wasn't it

broke it did you guys all see my my hobbit one like why did Bilbo leave his car oh my god he needed a smog check no I was so mad about it I was curious about that one

it's really good he needed a smog check you came off with that one I'm proud of you come up with that one I'm gonna pin that up on my fridge put that on put that right here on the fridge You say it's sarcasticly like I wouldn't actually want you to do that.

That sounds like a promise to Ben, okay? So I make good on that promise. Sirloin, that was good. Take whatever dumb shit Lydia did off the fridge and put my joke up there. Stupid pictures. I love you, Daddy. Of course you're supposed to. That's your job.

I made this special. I taught you how to talk. All right, go ahead, Alex. Aaron Clister says, hey, everyone, bake your noodles on this one. If 12 Angry Men was to be remade, stay with me. Which juror character would you give to Stanley Tucci, Nick Nolte, and if we could bring back this incredible actor, Sir John Hurt? Mm.

Well, Nick Nolte is obviously the racist guy. Yeah. Obviously. Boom. language against you. You're like, no, I taught you how to talk. Sorry, Alex, you were saying. Go ahead, go ahead, Alex.

Yeah, Dick O'Connell. Hey, people. Dick O'Connell? Hey, I know somebody I could hook you up with. You'd have the same last name. Go ahead, Alex. I want to hear the thoughts of the hosts today. Do you all think that Thor Ragnarok and Wolf of Wall Street as,

Do you think that Thor, Ragnarok, and Wolf of Wall Street is two of the best comedies of the decade? I mean, from the very first scene, you can tell it's going to be... Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20. No. Eternal Flame, the hollow world I see so slowly cutting in the deepest where violently screaming out Eternal Flame just back in my hands like trouble.

With doubt, I don't care. It's time I have to go that way, cause I got ready to break my endless days. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure about that. I thought we were going to not. Yeah, we were going to kind of bring up the mood, but okay, okay. Listen, yeah, I just, I don't know.

I know Brett probably has a lot more to say about that last. Yeah, oh, yeah. I do, but we got a lot, a lot, a lot of stream labs to go through. So Alex, go ahead with the next one. But she has a geek says, oh, no, Roka's on the show. Please excuse me, I've got to go hide my wallet. Go hide your wallet. Your heart is McMurray.

Munchkin. Your little munchkin! Rokka, did my family, did my family show up to you? Oh, I'm so happy with you. Did you? Oh, nice. Did my family show up there? Are they there now, Roken?

No. I cut my finger on the bit. Oh, shit. Oh. Someone got injured on Brett's show. Wow. And what's great when you're, when you're men of a certain age like us, kids cut themselves, it's like fucking Wolverine.

It's gone in three minutes. We cut ourselves. It's like a month. I'm like, I cut myself a month ago! How am I still bleeding? How am I still bleeding? All right, Alex. All right, Garth Harkin, next to Murray says,

we paid well for Brett to host two shows, so why is Roca still here? Can Brett and Kate take over and we can watch, we can do a watch-along of a really awful movie? Will Brett still be able to have a pay break? Also, Kate was too loud earlier. That never usually happens. Ooh, wow, so much shades.

Garth, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go. Garth, don't you fucking forget. Drag them all across your face next time we do live events. Hey, for the audio listeners, I think Roka was here because he actually has intelligent thoughts about these things, and I am a fucking imbecile. All right, go ahead. Tyler Gosha says,

So my dog found Pizza Crest in our yard, and I'm pretty sure our neighbors threw it in our yard. Why? I have no idea, but my dog ate part of it, and now she is sick and has tummy issues. My wife and I aren't fans of our neighbors at the moment. Yeah, neighbors can suck. Is it bad? I thought there was a pun coming at the end of that.

I thought that was like subscribed to the first cut. First cut. Yeah. But sorry about that, yeah. Arthur next book Murray says, with a blip, imagine all the people appearing back alive in the places they died. People who were on planes plummeting to their deaths, people in cars on the highway appearing in the middle of the road. people having sex, appearing in beds of new people. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I want a short film on the person who's in charge of the census and how much of a nightmare that would be. Just trying to find like three billion people. It's already hard as it is. That's what you want in the MCU. I need to, no, no, no, no, you're not going to skate by on this. I want this. Out of the MCU, Ryan wants the clerical worker.

So if Ryan was in charge of Seoul, the movie Soul, We would have just stayed with Jerry doing the family cabinets the entire. That would have been two hours. Nope. I'm adding it to the script. I'm adding it to the script. You know, the Incredibles put it perfectly. When everyone's super, no one is.

And I want to see a non-superhero lead character Marvel movies, the clerical worker doing the census and trying to figure it all out. Dude, I'm right there with you. It's in it. I'm writing it right now. It'll probably be the dude who played Thor's friend in those little clips. Yeah. Is Rupert, whatever his name was?

All right, Alex, what's the next question from the next nutbag? It's not bad. Pac-Man Duane says, hey, guys, I have real serious questions for, as you all know, I lost my mother in December. I'm doing good. I cope in my ways, but really don't like to talk about how can I tell people that without being a dick. I know people mean well, but I just not there yet, thanks. Sorry, Pac-Man, Dwayne that I started with the drunk bread impression.

But I think I had that coming. I'm going to double down and keep doing the drunk bread impression. I feel like I deserve that. Yeah, I don't think you're a dick for telling people. People need to know that you're hurting. Hiding your hurt is the worst thing that you can do. Not letting people know. And not acknowledging if people, you know,

remember people's if you're friends with Pac-Man Dwayne and you know you remember that his mother passed away and say hey I was thinking about your mom or you know I mean things like that they did my mom told me when her brother passed that she didn't like people skating around it and pretending like it didn't happen they it's like don't you know I'm hurting you know I'm going through something acknowledge it so that's my advice for that and you don't have to you don't have to dwell on Just acknowledge it.

If it comes up, speak about it, be respectful of the other person, and let them navigate the pain of the conversation in those moments and be open to it all. That's the thing you've got to do as a friend. But Pac-Man yourself, yeah, absolutely. Speak your truth, dude. Speak your truth. And you'll find out who's your friends and who's not in this process. Because people are weird about death.

Some people like really kind of run away from people who experience it. Other people are really there for you all the time. and present for you through the process. So just be just be aware of that back man. But don't ever and there's I mean I also think there's some people I mean just everybody's everybody grieves differently right so they're also people who people want to talk to them about they say like you know I'm actually just not ready to talk about it yet and I think that's fine if you're that person too you put those boundaries up and you know you talk about it on your own terms. Yep exactly. All right next one.

Next to drunk rats. Yeah, should I do a fart noise? Next one from Joe. Okay. A hundred years ago, most people owned horses while the rich owned cars. Now most people own cars and the rich own horses. Oh, how the stables have turned.

I remember. Oh, the stables have turned. How the stables have turned. How the stables have turned. 50 Shades of Geek says, oh, wait, Ben is on the show? Well, guess I got to take out my money. Got to take out my wallet after all.

Oh. Well, 50 Shades of Geek. something to chew on. What's that? What's that? No, but does... Did he do the horses thing? No, that was Joe okay.

Okay. Oh, okay. Usually 50 Shades of Geek gives us something that gives us puns. I know. I was waiting for the... I know. I was too. He got this one.

So, Ben, if I invest all my money into buying an alligator, does that me... Does that make me an investigator? It doesn't translate the... Okay, thank you. What have I done? I think it humors me more when Ben does. doesn't like them.

I think that's become a new bit. He goes, uh, I'm like, ha ha ha ha ha. All right. Next. Evil John Madden says,

John, I'm always so happy when you're on the show. Every time I see you and hear you speak, it kind of moves. I can hardly play sound effects and concentrate.

Who is that for? Evil John Madden? Oh. For you. Oh, okay. Me? Oh, that's very good. Very kind.

Boom, right here. Boom. Right there. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. I do. I do. Fred Fawton, Madden, in the booth. Brett Fawf's the greatest quarterback. I missed the Monday night football song, too. I was thinking about that the other day. Hey, Alex, what's the next question?

Are you ready for some football? Please make sure that it's not something sad. Evil John Madden says, Kate, is it rude to say that I'm in love with you? Let me know if you ever travel through South Carolina. And not to offend, Rorca, Kate, I think you are funny and smart also. Wow. Thank you. No, I mean, unfortunately, I'll travel through South Carolina, but I'll probably be with my husband, you know? That could be problematic. But thank you.

I'm kidding. I still love that stream lab that I cold read and it was about me professing my love for Kate. Yeah. No, that. Do you remember that? Okay. I don't. Hey. Fitzgergeant's a geek says, why was the king 12 inches tall? Because he was a ruler. Oh.

Oh. That I like that. That was good. That was good. The Jake also says, a judge sent me to a life in prison for taking my job too seriously as a babysitter. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Dark, dark, dark. He said in a baby. Set in a baby. Dark, dark, dark. Oh, my gosh. On that. Israeli humor. I don't know.

I can't figure it out. Go ahead. He said it's free. Mr. Torin says, hey, guys. Love you all. Hi, Brett. All that shit. Anyway, who would it?

win in a fight between John Wick and Bruce Wayne if they were ruined on an island, neither armed, though I'm sure they'd both make a wood and rock arsenal in an hour. Stay classy, San Diego. Bruce Wayne. He doesn't have any tools. Batman's one of the best martial, he knows every single type of martial arts on the planet. Yeah. Wick means his weapons too much.

Yeah, I would say Bruce Wayne as well. Bruce. Yeah. Not to get political, but Bruce. Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. He would win. Hit the person with his car.

Got it. Oh, well, that's not what that. That's a great manslaughter joke. They said they don't have any tools. They don't have any tools. Didn't have run pink Cadillac. All right. So you guys all support Bruce.

Okay. So I just to be clear, everybody voted for Bruce Springsteen to hit somebody with his car. Got it. Okay. Oh, got 10. Wait. Well, we. clip it out clip it out guys go but out put it on the channel uh Aaron we have

re-signed Tyler Henneckee for two years so you can't have him suck it wow yeah oh the the the football team did yeah yeah yeah resigned over two are you guys gonna get a new name or is that is that the the permanent name he says we're not gonna do it Danny says he's not going to change the name he's gonna keep it this for now until they find the name and it's gonna go into next season which I think is so Same. Or is it wonderful? Yeah, it will be so fun to have the collector's items from the past two years, though.

There's only going to be two years then of Washington football team stuff being printed. Ellis has stacks and stacks of that shit. Oh, my God. He has so much. It's insane. Out of control, man. It's out of control how much he's committed to this thing. Yeah, but then Dan Snyder posted that tribute to Marty Schottenheim.

I'm going to jerk off that guy. Anyway, let's go. I don't like Dan Snyder. Yeah, totally great. Marvel Man Mike says, can't really afford that much but have to support my guy of Brett and Kate's emancipation fund and tickets to Sonic 2.

The original was also the last film I saw in theaters. I thought it was, I'm glad you had fun. Stay well, crew. Come on, Jim Carrey was great in that film. I thought Jim Carrey was great. That's really what it was. Jim Carrey was back, man. Honestly, it's in the top five of video game movies for sure.

Might be the best. It's up there. It's up there. A video game movie. Yeah, not a lot of... Not a lot of pick-term. I mean, I'm glad that you guys maybe disagreed with me about. You wanted to see Bruce Springsteen hit people with his car,

but you agree with me on Sonic being in with it. I had fun with it. It's fun. I think it's fun. What's his name? Ben, uh, Ben Schwartz. Schwartz. He's hilarious.

Yes. And James Marsden is apparently typecast as the actor who interacts with CGI characters. Yeah. He's bag now. And there's a great, uh, like, apartments. dot com added. Oh my god. By the way, why

is Apartments.com with Jeff goblum? Why does he have a name? Why? It's Jeff Gobloom. Nobody thinks this dude is anybody but Jeff Goldblum. I saw the commercials the other than you're Super Bowl. I'm like nobody thinks you're Benny Fellhammer or whatever that name is up there. Your name is Jeff Gobel for the love of God.

Because he probably, he's like, I'm going to he probably just improv that, honestly. Ah, my name is Benny. I bet it. Alex. All right, Bittes Shades of Geek says, one man's trash is another man's treasure.

That's what my parents said before they put me up for adoption. Oh, my God. Just to clarify, that last stream lab was a joke. My parents wouldn't wish me on the worst enemies. Oh. What's the opposite of formaldehyde? What's that? What's the opposite of formaldehyde?

Casualdehyde. Oh, nice. Okay. All right. Marvel Man, Mike says, brace yourself, people. I'd like to start with a chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

The advantages of easy origami are twofold. Saw this bloke chatting up at Shida. I thought he's trying to pull a fast one. I like the first one's on the house with the chimneys. I guess. That was true. All right. Garth Harkness McMurray says,

Kate mentioned the Sumatra earthquake that caused a big tsunami. My cousin Harley lived in Sumatra, are running a wicker furniture factory back then. We were worried sick about him, and when he finally reached us, he was safe in Bangkok, but there was flooding there, too. Oh. Back! Sorry, Garth.

Yeah, that's right. I get it wrong. I said a Sumatra, I said the Sumatra tsunami, but it was a Sumatra. The Kamas Tutsu, what? Earthquake, that made the tsunami that mostly took, it was like India and Puket in Thailand. Anyway, yeah Yeah, I remember seeing like the before and after like satellite images it was crazy

Oh on those unsolved mysteries remember the Japanese one the Japanese one was insane as well do you have been Japanese tsunami on those the season two the unsolved mystery they talk about That what they think are some of these people who have died in the tsunami in that they're in Japan are coming back as ghosts whoa It's pretty intense episode you guys haven't watched yet and they have the footage The footage is overwhelming. So send in your stream labs for most memorable tsunamis. We crossed the goal, man. We crossed the goal.

I think we're gone. Most memorable. Most memorable tsunamis. And put this out. Charlie Brown donated $20. Oh, thank you, Charlie. Hey, Roger. Congrats on the Taylor Heineck deal.

As a Vikings fan, Heinek had a lot of hype and was supposed to be the starter when Teddy blew out his knee in training camp. But weeks before my. My man's kicked a glass door and severed a tendon. Good luck. Whoa. Okay. I don't remember that.

Yeah, I don't remember that. Okay. Well, damn, he played well, so happy to get to the beneficiary of that situation, for sure. We'll see. I don't think we're done getting quarterback, though. I think we're still going to try to get to John Watson. Wow, you think so? Yeah.

I don't know what we have to trade, but I think they're going to try. I mean, with that with that price tag set for Stafford, I don't know who can afford Watson, honestly. That's a good point. Like I just don't know if anybody's willing to like, because that's just set such a standard for Stafford's a good quarterback, but you know, he's a little older. Like he's not a,

he's not going to, LA's a win now team. That's why they got him. But yeah, that's going to, it's a crazy price tag. Topps. He's got three years left in the school.

Tops. Yeah. Topps. Yeah, he's so beat up. And it's not even his fault. He's just, it's a,

he's a tough kid, but he's just, he's just so beat up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you want to see, uh,

Myself and Christian dive deeper in this today, this football story. You go to www.w.w.com slash Christian Harloff 12 p.m. PT. We're going to be talking soccer, which we call football where I'm from. We're going to be talking Schmodeon. People are going to send in fart noises. Come be a part of the party. It's super fun. We're having a great time with it.

I did one with John. It was his first one. John, are you working on other ones? Are you less scared of it now? I didn't know you couldn't do it solo. I thought you could do a Q&A and people would say this up. No, you have to do it with somebody. Yeah, do it somebody.

So I'm going to have to start hitting up some friends. But I'm always weird about it. Like I'm like Roxy, I'm like, if I ask, am I bothering you by asking you? Same, dude. Same. Instead, I texted. I texted. The only one I've done was with me and Alex.

Alex was like his dad and he said at home. We were just whispering the whole time. It was great. We had a great time. And like everyone that was sending in voice messages were also whispering. So it was a good time. But I was like, I want to talk about this episode of Wanda Vision. Like finally I'm like fully invested in this.

But I like a message to people. They didn't respond to that. I message Alex. I was like, hey, come on. Get on stereo. And he's like, okay. I got a whisper though. Well, yeah, your best bet is to like set something up ahead of time.

That's why we do this, you know, after the show every day. but yeah like it is it's you gotta you gotta get one out of and it's funny how John came on and I was the experienced one on the app and I immediately just made

him the main host I'm like oh no you play all the messages he like he was stepping in for Christian it wasn't like you know I was like I needed you know well you come on I'll show you the ropes he's like what's next I go push that button

that's how questions come in Yeah, you're running the ship. That's how much confidence I have in myself. I appreciate your ability to delegate to delegate the situation. It was fun. It was fun. Yeah. Everybody sign up.

It's free. Check it out. WW. www. Studio. com. Christian's close to 2000, I think. Slash Christian Harloff.

We got the Roka says. And everybody else had their names. That's right. Yeah. Kate, we're going to start doing one, Kate. I'm three away. I'm three away from 500. I'm three away from 500.

Get that. Now, people. I will say that I hate that it auto plays when you open it. True. That's the only thing I don't like about the app. I do too. And Christian's like, just mute it. And I'm like, yes, that's easy enough. But also, take my note. I hate when that happens. Yeah. Just listen to something. Not Christian, but like stereo. Take the note. But you know that I heard a flirt and flout and flout and bomb.

I opened it up and actually heard somebody do it. No. No. It was like totally. Yeah. It was one of the. these like, Mama, I made it. Yeah, yeah, it was very surreal. Alex, how many more do we have? About 700?

Yeah, just about seven hundred. We got to bang these out. Okay, okay. Marble my mic says, my friend asked me why I put super glue on one of his darts. I said, you just can't let it go, can you? Ooh.

I saw this advert in a window that said, television for sale one pound, volume stuck on full. I thought, I can't turn that down. Oh. That was a thinker. I don't know why that took me so long. That was good.

What do robbers and DJs have in common? Saying, everyone, put your hands in the air. Hey. True. Stockhorn says Alex, South by Southwest, announced its lineup. Are we going? Kate, can we talk about the Brittany and Tiger documentaries? I, yeah, I was looking at the South By lineup,

and I did see that Dante Basco has a Filipino movie coming out. So I'm excited for that. It looks like it's going to be all online too. So thank you for letting us know. What about my brother, Dante? That's my brother. That's your brother? I didn't know that.

Tell him we're sorry about today's anniversary. Oh, we got to know each other that William Morris doing voiceovers. And now every fantasy football season we like hang out and talk about what to do with our teams. Very nice guy. Oh, it seems like a good dude. Shit. Sorry, real quick, breaking news. I didn't want to.

We'll get through these Courtney Kardashian. and Travis Barker have a playful thumb war on date night. Oh, God. This is news. You mean Travis. This is news that, this is news that pops up on my fucking phone. This is news.

Did you see that, like, it came up on, like, Twitter yesterday, and it was, like, him and Courtney, and they're, like, crazy, we found each other in this crazy life. I'm like, y'all are fucking sisters. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean, found each other? Sorry to interrupt. I knew that was breaking and I'm sure everybody in the chat, you know, donate your favorite Travis Barker, Courtney Kardashian headline, 20 bucks each.

When is that brand over? I really thought you were saying the wrong person. Travis Barker is dating a Kardashian? Yeah. Yeah, the drummer from what, Blink 192? Almost died in a plane accident. Yeah. Courtney Kardashian.

Holy, that is so. Almost died in a plane accident? Wasn't he married to some of reality? Was the pilot? He was. What was her name? The guest woman. Wait, his wife is a celebrity?

I thought his wife, like, I thought that I know that show together. It was, but I didn't know that she was. They had a show. I think she became, yeah, they had a show. And I think she, Shana, I think she became the guest girl. I think she was like Anna Nicole Smith was the guest girl. I think she was a guest girl too. But also I said the wrong thing about the Nogel.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Shana Moly. Yeah, Shana Mowgli, anyway. This is a game. They're not having playful Thumb Wars anymore.

It's Kardashian. 2008. I'm way hard. Yeah. Yeah. That's how much I care about. Also, I thought she died, so I guess I'm way off.

Okay. I think she's still alive. Sheena Moclin? Anyway. She is still alive. Marvel man, Mike. Says, I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger

eating a chocolate egg. I said, I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is. He said, you have to love Easter, baby. Ah. Yeah, you have to love Easter, baby. Whenever I'm in Italy, I got it. I become a rickety, whenever I'm in Italy, it become a rickety old table.

I guess I'm just a hopeless Rome antique. I love that one. I just remember that I have more impression off to do. Fiddy Shades of Geek says, unfortunately for me, the Eagles, won last night. Fortunately for me, though, I was able to escape with my life. Oh, burn. You burned Ryan. That one, I think.

That one could not. I think, I think he's talking about a pack of eagles. Actually, Eagles. I don't know. After so many a row, I'm like, what's, what's real? What's happening here? It's frozen again. Oh, good, good. All right. Everybody has to answer the next question. as an impression of me and then I've got to you know get out for a couple minutes before we end thank you we got over 500 at least that was great yes we did it was not an uphill battle at all I do not feel at all disappointed in any way no we're gonna kick it tomorrow boy kick it we're gonna kick it old school so Alex how many more do we have like 10 10 all right so we get through the 10 so just if you can throw in an impression of me, you know.

Answering it. My beautiful voice. You could do that high-pitched, horrible voice that I have. Okay, go ahead. Mr. Torrance has been. Respectfully, the pound is very much still a thing. It's older and stronger than the euro and US dollar. We joined the EU party late and was the first to leave, typical, really.

We've always been strong and can compete on our own. So sorry, much love. No, no, no, no, no. No shit. You just got fucking roast. Get on, you fucking new bitch. What's up? No, I honestly didn't know, so the more you know.

There it is. Thank you, yes. All right, next one from 50 Shades a Geek, isn't eating shit and then shitting it out, basically recycling? What the fuck, 50 Shades? What the heck? I'll tell you, first of all, the snake.

He cut my face and then he shit in it. You want to play a game called what a snake shit look like? No, you have to talk like this. You're talking about going. You guys are here. Sounds funny. I'm not offended by any of this at all. I'm not offended by this at all.

Sounds so funny, guys. Kate wants to come on my show with tequila. Oh, God. No, you would serve us tequila. With Roca and overdakes some snakes. You think your snake has worms in it? My tequila has snakes in it. You guys are braver than me.

I think Roka probably missed that last one. Could we repeat it for him because he needs to know what the question was? That's my other impression of breath. of breath. I think it's just that real quick if we could just repeat that because I don't think Roka. Also, I have seven of you donate a thousand each. It's really funny. My mom's in chat. I'm going to say something super meta because I don't listen to movie talk or watch movies, but I like to be meta about it. Yeah. Constantly. It's cool. It's cool when I comment on my ignorance of movie. Let's talk about this news. I love news.

Alex, if you can, Alex, please, could you, I don't know if you could, could you go back to the streamlapse? Because I'm getting very uncomfortable with the way everybody's speaking on me. Oh, it's all right. I am, boy, I'm going to cry. I take snap shots at everybody, but the minute it gets reversed on me, I like to move on to the streamlapse and Super Chats. My agent, he told him my hair, I had to cut it, and it was awkward, and I couldn't. I'm on the show every day. It really sucks.

No, we should get back to the stream labs as soon as Kate finishes bringing down the mood. Now that's spot on. Also, we were supposed to answer what our favorite thing about Brett was, but I'll tell you what. It's the thing I miss the most. Brett and I used to talk on the phone, both the drive to S-E-N to Christian's house and the way home from Christian's house, which is how we'd be used it. I'd get in the car and I'd call them and we talk and then we get back in the car. How was that?

Do we go too far with this? Was this okay? We would just unpack everything. And that's when we found out that we had the same exact birthday, that's probably my favorite moment, our friendship, because I remember I was making a left onto the canyon right by UCLA. And I remember being like, Omo, my birthday's March 3rd. And he's like, you better shut your stupid mouth right now.

Guys, why are we talking about the stream labs? To get back to the stream labs right now. Yes. Oh, God. Sorry. I think Alex just came after he said. His stereo is already airing right now. Oh, yeah.

I think I have to. You got to get going back. All right. Bye, bye. Hey, Brett. Hey, guys. I'm going to the castle. I'm in capital.

All seriousness aside, you really made me feel great today. I'll see you tomorrow. We made our mark. Here's Christian call me. Here, I'll talk to him right here on the live. Hey, Christian, I'm just wrapping up the other show I do for you. Let me just hang up with these guys. Get through those stream labs.

Say hi to everybody, Christian. Hey, we miss you, Christian. Hey, everybody. All, see you guys. We'll see you soon. Wait, don't wear a mask. He can't hear you. Okay, cool.

Well, that ended exactly the way I felt like it was going to end. suddenly and with no fulfillment. You're talking about the show or? Just my life. Got it, got it. All right, we'll get to these. That means I can take a bite of this hot dog. Vicki brought me in Chicago.

Oh, oh. Nice. Oh. Okay, I got to go to Chicago and have a hot dog because I got to say, I've been to pinks here in L.A. I've been to, you know, Carnies. I've been to all the famous hot dog places.

Costco's still the best. Costco is this the best. I'm not even mad about that. The cost. $1.50 with a drink. I'm not mad. I can't beat that. You cannot beat that.

You're not wrong. You should get to portillos. Get to portillos in Buena Park, Ben. I'm sure. I've heard good things about portillos. They could stop burning their pizza. I'd be happy. Oh, I do do that.

No complaints about Costco. No complaints. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. 50 Shades of Geek says, okay, Brett, here we go. 535. You're welcome.

Thank you very much for these shades. This guy says, Have you guys seen the Kevin James sound guy stuff on his YouTube channel? It's him putting himself into movie scenes as a sound guy. It's actually really great. He like has a whole production crew. They've done things. It's literally famous scenes from a movie and it cuts away and he's the sound guy.

What? That's how awkward it must have been. It's so brilliant. I'm so mad. I didn't think of him. Kevin James is a funny dude. He may not have the best movies, but he's a funny motherfucker. Yeah, he really is.

Yeah, he's right. All right. I says, I say, and I just want to say you're doing a great job hosting, Brett. Hardest working man and gives the people what they want. Keep it up. That's what she said. 50 Shades of Geek says, by the way, my real name is Justin. Justin KCU asked.

Ella 04 says when Wanda destroyed the stone, did she absorb more of the powers from the stone like Captain Marvel did when she shot it? Hmm. Good question. We'll find out. Possible. You guys did the Luke Skywalker-esque cameo happen yet? Maybe. If it did, it wasn't Luke Skywalker. It was like a Star Trek cameo. I think that's an equal parallel, right?

I think. You're like it's like Star Trek and not Patrick Stewart. It would be like if Chris Pine popped up in that Star Trek. That's a good, right? No. All right. isn't PC says what's the

hardest part of a vegetable to eat the wheelchair? Oh God. 50 Shave the Geek says, hey Roka, I'll do a stereo show with you. That is, if you think you can handle meme for more than five minutes. Kate, oh, that's exactly what she said, and it did end that way. What was this?

Those were three to end on, man. Oh, my cow. Hey, Roka, I'll do a stereo show with you, but see if you can last five minutes. No, man. I'm good, man. Uh, super chats real quick. Roca, which Shaw brothers did you prefer? Five deadly venom or the 36 chamber of Shaolin and why? One-armed swordsman, son.

Please. That's not even... Neither those two. Roka's Matt at you for that question. As he should be. Subscribe to the meeting up. No, I'm just doing. Joey Gonzalez.

Joey Gonzalez says Deadpool 3 will probably show post-blip scenes. Oh, I love that. It's probably where we'll get the sex stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Ian Williams says, I'd like to see an anthology miniseries about normal folk worldwide

dealing with a blip, unblip. Crazy stuff happened, population halved, and then doubled. Ian Williams also says, blip-unblip anthology could do drama slash horror slash comedy. Good point. Mark Barrington says,

much love. Hi, Brett. Aaron C. What? No, I'm sorry. Brett's not here anymore. I'm sorry. Let it go.

Let it go. Bernard Santos says, Brett aiming for that Apollo 13 stream experience. I think that means that we're crashing and burning and that we're going to need to use the materials that we have at hand. Where's Gary? Where's Gary? To rebuild parts of what with what we have.

What do you guys have at your desk right now? I've got a Chicago hot dog and a microphone. That's too loud. My keys and my AirPods. Okay, I know what we can do. I know what we can build. We're going to make this matter. calculator. That's a movie I actually

know guys. Did you like all of those references? That was wonderful. Gary Sunnis saying back down. It was wonderful. Just saying. Peaceful dude 85 says nothing but donated. Thank you. Emily Benoist, Benoist says so the Karadun actress seems to have stepped in the anti-Semitic Starlight Pit.

Happy Wednesday and as always trans rights are human rights. She just can't help herself. Really? Nope. She blocked me on Twitter but Ben and you guys like, you're watching on Instagram? The stuff, you're just like, Dude, like, what is your problem? I don't know.

I don't know. Why are you looking to instant? And she does it so passive aggressively. That's the infuriating part of it all. She's just said, I'm just going to leave this here. But the talk about everybody being happy and pursue your dreams and fight with what you want. It's crazy. But here's a bitchy little comment.

Here's a bitchy little post. And I'm going to take pictures of myself. Yeah. I just want to say, yes, trans rights are human rights. Hell yeah, they are. Yes. Yes. Yeah, I always go back.

to Aces' acceptance speech for Star Wars Player of the Year. Like that was, it was so good, man. Ace is one of the best. Agreed. Well, that was all of this. No! It ended exactly how I thought it was going to. Yeah, perfect. And with no fulfillment. Fantastic.

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