The Kristian Harloff Show - Was Doctor Strange Supposed to Be in Wandavision? - SEN LIVE #378

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

On today's show, Roxy Striar hosts and is joined by Brett Sheridan, Steph Sabraw, Winston A. Marshall, and Alex Marzoña to discuss Doctor Strange and WandaVision, Andrew Garfield shooting down No Way Home rumors, Elizabeth Olsen lining up her next project, and Taika Waititi as Blackbeard. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm this beautiful. It's coffee with you all the next to you. I don't know. That was my generic show of voice. I'd like to find out. I don't know. Roberts is Leyen. Not all in the world girls.

I had to introduce you first. I couldn't wait. I saw you with your buns and I was like, I got to say it. Those are cute girl. Thanks. I knew you were hosting this show and I said I have to really like try hard for her right now. So what am I going to bring to the table? Bonds.

Well, I have to tell you stuff. Not a table that you don't bring buns to no matter what's happening. We all saw that Instagram picture. What? And if you didn't, at Steph's a bra. Go find it. Trust me, it's worth your time. Also, with the background, the look, I mean, he's got it going on.

And I have to say we saw right before this a quick change. I was looking at feet for a minute, but then we got this glorious thing. Winston Marshall in the house. What's up, Winston? Describe what a Jedi master looks like. Describe what a Jedi master looks like. Mm-hmm. No, that was really good, solid.

What are you, oh, no, Winston, you know you're going to get us in trouble and it's not even a minute into the show. I'm almost done. I'm almost done. Like, I need, I need this. I could, look, look, I can just go away. I'll just go away. Just give me like 30 seconds. You're about to become a, you're going to turn us on to force goes. Yeah. Okay. He's got the force with him, I'm sure, but it's also the quietest energy I've seen from him in a long time. Maybe he's got a Yoda's wisdom living. through him. Brett Sheridan, how are you this morning? I don't own any Star War stuff. None? He's been aired, bro.

I think I have like one figurine somewhere stuffed in a box, but I don't own any shirts or anything like that. I felt, I was like, oh, scramble. So there's a star war going on between this unicorn and T-Rex. I know that much for sure.

All right. ask you this. Did you put the hat on and then make that joke or did you think of the joke and then find a hat that matched? I put the hat on because I thought that was the closest thing and I saw stars on it and I tried to. It's a horrible joke. It's a horrible start to a Star Wars show. But God, I don't, yeah, it's weird. I was like, oh yeah, I don't own anything. I could have tried to put it on my son's hoodie, but that would have booked kind of feeling good. Yeah. That's what I was just thinking, Steph, really fucking good. Because Star Wars hoodie, that makes him cool and it would look good on you, Brett, no matter how tight, that's what we're looking for. Maybe that will be our $1,000 tier. A thousand dollars, Brett will raid his son's closet and come back decked out in those Star Wars. He weighs like 50 pounds. He's this bigger. Brett, I've seen you make stranger things work.

Okay, okay. Fair enough. He, well, you know, who didn't need to get the memo. He just, you know, who didn't need to get the memo. He just, always had all the stuff going on. Alex Marzonia. Cool shirt, cool background, cool you. Hey. Let's get freaky today. Hey, Babu. Get freaky like Babu.

Well, we definitely, what, what, Winston? What are you got? I was so excited to just wear my Mandalorian shirt and then Steph had to do all this shit and I had to one up. Like, I literally was going to be fine with just my t-shirt. And then Steph came decked to the nine. Now you're in the fucking council.

Now you're in the council. shitting us on us all. And the way Babu Frick is caressing Alex's ear, though, is... I'm curious, though, Winston, what's happened in your life that you saw Steph and you were like, I have to one up? This is not an option any longer. I now have to want up. There's two things.

One, don't threaten me with a good time. And two, it just further... It just literally furthers the mentality that the only reason that men have ever done anything great whatsoever is because women are greater. It literally was a situation where I was like, why are you just going to be some bitch in a t-shirt? No offense to anybody that's just in a t-shirt. I was just like, if she's going to costume, I'm going to fucking do that. Like, I literally just wanted to be on her tier. That's it. I just wanted to be on Steph's tier. It's the greatest thing because, Winston, I sometimes ask you questions that could be setting you up for success or failure

and you always choose success. That's the only acceptable answer. That was the, the only acceptable answer. Roxy and Winston are so good at advocating for themselves. I swear, like, Roxy is constantly her own lawyer. Like, she will come with receipts, evidence, exhibits, A, B, and C, and you're like, huh,

shouldn't have said anything to that. Screenshot or bust. Yeah. Shot or bust. Don't come from me. I've got those 2009 text messages still. I see if they're in a folder on my computer on my on my hard drive. That's what

up. Did you know y'all can do that? Because I did. Obviously, since I'm here sitting in this seat today, which Christian, for some reason, keeps letting me do, I think it's because of you guys. So thank you for that. I, of course, have a game that we're playing. I spent all night up making this one game that we're not going to play today. We're going to play next week because as it got to be four in the morning, I looked at my phone and saw on the clock, it's May 4th. I don't know how I didn't realize that was going to be today. I knew it was going to be today all week, but then, you know, you start drinking and you don't know what day it is anymore. So today is May 4th. May the 4th be with you always, Star Wars Day. I'm sure as we're doing this show and as we have a different thumbnail and we're talking about Dr. Strange, all of a sudden there is going to be some big ass Star Wars news.

So you're going to want to stay for the whole thing. But while we are doing the show today, we are going to be playing a game, which is going to be called Star Wars quote or song lyric. and this is, we're going to ask questions by we, I mean me, where I ask you guys, is this a quote from Star Wars or a song lyric? Now, number one, you guys are going to say if it's a quote from Star Wars or a song lyric. And then number two, bonus points if you know either which character or what movie it's from. And then how we're going to keep score is by me with my phone. So I'll keep you guys posting on how people are doing. So Star Wars quote or song lyric.

and if you know who or what, I feel like my money's on Brett for this one. Why? Me too. Interesting. Yeah. That's not true. This will be a good test to see if I'm absorbing all the things that I'm helping Ace and Laura with.

I'll tell you that much. Yeah. This would be a good test here. I can tell you one thing, Winston. I have not absorbed a single thing that I have helped out of acting. It is, as a manager, it is our hardest job to do jack crap with Star Wars. I have no. I'm like, what is the fourth word in the second sentence of the ninth scene?

And they'll say what it is. And I'm like, I don't know, let me look. Like, I don't know how to ask a question. I'll tell you this. I have essentially two things working in my favor. The first is that I have Chandrew, Ace, and Laura's notes. not all of lores, just some of hers, so I can help them in that regard.

But what will actually do in practice other than them handling their business? I'll just have the movies open and I'll just like watch something and just be like, okay, what happens to this moment? And they'll be like, uh, this, this, this. They'll be like, oh, damn, okay, you know that. Okay, what about now?

Like, I'll just like keep doing random shit like that to try and help them. Me, the exact same thing. And then I start going through IMDB and they're like, what is this amateur hour? And I'm like, what are you? Actually. Yes, yes, it is.

I know about five characters. This is what I've designed. Curtis Lope has donated $20. Hey, Stephsabroar, if you're a princess, can I be your scruffy-looking nerf herder? Seriously, your Instagram post had me feeling some type of way. You're so damn beautiful. It's true. Wow, thank you so much.

Princess Leia had the best comebacks ever. There's one thing Princess Leia is tell you when you're being a shithead. She was so good at it. She was so good at it. She's an icon. As that Schmobot just went in, I just realized I didn't tell you guys how we were going to play the game.

The rules of the game are that every $50, I ask a question. So get in those schmobots. I want to play. I'm going to 100 to 50 so that we get more play action after what happened with the women's champion. And it was hard to get that winner. And Winston was texting me at the same time. And he wants to be women's champion.

So, you know, I want to be Star Wars champion. Yeah, you do. You want to be the Star Wars champion. The May the Fourth champion. The best energy force is with you champion. If I knew more Star Wars references, I would include those. Let me try.

The dark side, light side champion. It works. It works. We'll take it. Was that your cheerie girl? Champion. Yeah, that's what that was. I am your father champion.

Oh, boom. That's a good one. We'll take it. We'll take that one. Movie lyric. That was a movie lyric? It's probably both. It's probably both.

I'm going to quit while I'm behind because that is what I know how to do. And also I realized there was a better transition earlier when Winston and I were talking about all of our Smodown stuff. And then I remember that Alex always loves us to talk about the Smodown. Alex, what's going on to the Smodown this week? Boom. Boom. Wow. Great transition.

It's huge. In the Shmodown this week, we have, first of all, we have FCL airing today. Yes. But also we do. Yeah. Just write that. Right stuff? Yeah.

Let me just talk about it really quick. We don't mind if I do, Alex. We have two really sick matches today, 3 p.m. PT and 5 p.m. P.T's our first Star Star Wars FCL matches ever on the Twitch channel. Come check out. Yeah. First match will be Matthew Reed versus Ross from nowhere. And then the second match I'm really excited about because I know one of these competitors.

It's going to be J.C. Risenberg versus Adam Gertler. Adam Gertler is a whirl friend of ours. He's a fellow world girl. And I can't wait to see all four of them compete. It's going to be a really good time. And it might be the only person we've had on the show as clumsy as Steph apparently. So we'll see how that goes. Adam used to be on my team.

I want to see how he does here. I'm definitely watching all these matches. And I want to know who's showing up to show out because. You can always make spots on your roster, you know, Winston, you know. That's true. You could always say, you're trash. Get off my team. Let me go get this other person real quick.

But so far. But so far, but so far, there's not a single person on my team that I feel that way about. So, you know, that's not something I'll be doing, but I am paying attention for the future. I'll tell you. There's just one small step away from Winston telling them that they're trash. That's a bold-faced lie. Don't you put that. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

Don't you put that on us. Did you think it was bald-faced lie when you were younger? No, no, no. Wait, wait. Were you there for that, Brett? I didn't get that one. The one I got was I thought vicariously was vicariously. Bycureously.

That was, that's a bit of it. Yeah. I always thought nip it in the butt. That was my one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And right off the back, not that. I didn't need that.

No. Somebody stupid made these. Because, like, ours make more sense. I agree. Just why the bud? I get it actually, because, like, plants and shit, but we're not all plant people. Oh, man.

It's just really making sense. Alex, tell me what else is going on in Shmo down this week. Yeah, now that I got the schedule pulled up, we have on Patreon, our Adam, a Star Wars tournament starting with Adam Witt versus Zach Berkett that's already on Patreon for all the patrons

there and if you're not a patron then you can become one at patreon.com slash smowdown or you can wait till tomorrow at 2 p.m. when it'll drop. Thursday we got Deception versus Blackjack in the team's tournament and then on Friday

we got Danger Zone versus Midterms in another team's tournament match and then we have the throwdown on Friday. In the undercard we got Peggy Goffins versus Rick Radis and then in the Star Wars title match we have Andrew de Malanta going up against Alex Damon

for the Star Wars title again Who do you got? I mean you like Kirby French donated $20. UF Esch Mode backstage and my favorite Sen Pan La Wai Tuesdays are the best weekday. May the fourth be with you all

and also with you Yes! Roxy I saw what you almost did. Yeah, yeah. Did she almost... No, no, we're just gonna keep going. Did she almost... No, no, just don't focus.

Here's a thing. It's star... Star. All I know is we're $10 away from our first question and I, for me, becoming Star Wars champions. So, I wouldn't get to that.

You didn't want to be the I'm Your Daddy champion? Sorry, yeah, the I'm Your Daddy Forever champion. Yeah, that's a... I'm thinking, I need you guys to make this game work. And also, honestly, don't tell anybody else. And I know for a fact, nobody else watches this show when they're not on. So I'm not nervous about them hearing. This is my panel.

So if you want to see this panel again, you got to cough up the dough. Like, this is it. Loving it up. Don't tell the other people. Did you choose us? Wait a minute. No, just in my. No, I'm just saying in my.

In my soul, in my soul. Yes. This is my panel. That makes sense. Yes. You were the chosen one. Yeah, that's right. But what's in your mind today?

Me? Yeah. I have two kids in school and I'm sorry I'm working out pickup stuff right now as we speak, but I'm going to be with us in two seconds. I just wanted to make sure that you were in a land far, galaxy far away. I'm trying to like. like smile on the camera and also reply to carpooling texts.

But I'll be, I'll be ready to throw a fart joke in here pretty soon. Hell yeah. I think let's time it out for 10.25. Okay, perfect, perfect. Yeah. I think I'm almost done working this out. 10.25.

And you all at home say we need every goal is financial. This was not a financial goal. This is a time goal. I just set a goal 1025. Brett's going to come through with the fart joke. So really, what are you watching this show for? Oh, God. It's not for that.

It has a lot of pressure. It is. It is May the 4th right now. And Alex did just mention the Dimalanta Damon match that is coming up. And my brain feels fried with how intense this is. Like, this feels to me like the Super Bowl of the Shmodeown. I know I have a lot of matches coming up. I know that Winston has a lot of matches.

There's a lot of matches in general. But I think that this is one of the most anticipated. ones right now, if not the most anticipated, because it's watching two Titans, one who's a bigger Titan, do their thing in a way that, like, I just can't even believe we're about to see. So I'm clearing my schedule for a mini-hour. Jake underscore Iacofeta donated $20. Hell of a panel today. Love to see it.

Just waiting on Brett's fart jokes. Well, you've got three more minutes, so keep on waiting. Or I might fart. I might fart. There's two. You'll tell if I mute my mic. There's two things that might happen. Is that what you're doing when you mute your mic?

Oh, always. Okay. Yeah. We officially just got to our first song lyric, guys, or Star Wars quote. All right. All right. So let's see. It can come from any Star Wars anything or any song, anything.

Okay. Can all of us get to answer at once, or are you going to call to one of us? it was a good question i guess we should i guess we should have done um did everybody have pen and paper is near them or a whiteboard situation our notepads yeah done enough practices i got something around right you have something yeah i got paper i could get a whiteboard or we just doing paper or your phone you can just whatever whatever's clever all right let's do this oh god i completely forgot oh lord i i the notebook that was next to me that I was excited to use.

I forgot was one that an ex gave me, and we don't like that X, so I'm not going to use that. Oh, throw it away. You don't need that energy in your house. But the only problem is it was so thoughtful. It's a goddamn Dallas Cowboys notebook. We can't see it, honey. I forgot because I've said background.

Yeah, hold on. Hold. Sorry, you're in the council right now. You're probably making rules that don't make sense. We don't use pen and paper. We don't use pen and paper. See, it was like a really nice, like, Cowboys Emboss notebook, but like, you know, she sucks. She sucks.

Throw it out. Toss it. I'm moving. I might as well. I might as well. Shit. Whoops. Forgot to include it in things to move.

There you go. Whoops. You don't bring things from your exes with you to your new, you know. No. So I can throw that box in the corner. Winston, I'm trying to play a fucking game. Yeah. Come on.

I love boss. Roxy, fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. Kanye, Kanye. Nope. Definitely. That was really good.

It was sad because sometimes I think I'm being funny and I spit out Drake but then nobody said anything and then Brett said Kanye and everybody laughed and his was better. And it was just like, why, rocks? Why? All right. Every now and then, Roxy, you come in with a real kicker. And it just depends.

When you say every now and then, it's more than now. I'm in the same way as you. There with no socks, no nothing? What, me? I've got socks on, baby. Coming for you, boy. Oh, I just did a high kick. I think Tarantino just entered the chat.

Yeah, I got my socks here right now. I'll put on socks for you, Rox. I don't. Malcolm liked that one. I don't want to acknowledge his feet fetish. I just need to move on from that. So Winston, we're going to play this game now. If I do have your permission, my dear sir.

All right. So everyone's got their pen and pad. A way to write this down. Remember, you get one point for knowing that it is either a song lyric or from Star Wars. And a second point, if you can either name that movie or name that character. Some of the characters, I don't know. you guys without me. That'll be fun.

As I was watching clips, I was like, I don't know that versus insane. So it'll be good. All right, here we go. Okay. First one's up. Still, there's something

familiar about this place. Still, there's something familiar about this place. Roxy, can I play two? Can I put my answers in the Skype chat? You want to show your face? I don't have a camera.

All right, you could play too. Mostly because you have all the power. And if I say no... Oh! It's all coming... Guys, don't look at... It's all coming back to me now. Oh, you're putting in the chat?

Okay. And I'm not looking at the... All right, it's five. Four, three, two, one. All right, I'm starting with Brett on this one. Everybody can reveal, but what do you have? I had Star Wars Han Solo. You get one point on that one, Brett.

Hey, that is a really good point for you. Steph, what do you got? I have Luke, Star Wars. Yeah, girl. Steph gets two points. Dang. Something's familiar. I got Star Wars, Obi-Wan.

All right, Alex, you get one point. I originally said Ray, and I thought about it, and I'm pretty sure it's Luke when he's at the, when he sees the old temple that he sets on fire and shit, right? It's on Dagaba. It's on Dagaba. It's in a case. I'm about to tell you.

It's when he sees Zika. It's when he turns around and Yoda's there. He's at the place and he's meeting Yoda for the first time, whatever that place is. And he's like, there's something familiar. And then he turns and is like, we're being watched.

Yes. And Yoda's there. Wow. Well done. Roxy with the heat. All right. Well, I'll take those two points. No, you get one point. For what? I literally have Luke sitting right there.

I can't see your notebook, Winston. We can't see it. That's fine. I literally have been sitting. I'm going to take my background off. He was going to put Ray. I had originally put Ray, but I have Luke. No, no, I didn't. I crossed it out.

I didn't know because I couldn't see it. I thought you said. No more background. We are my messy ass. I'm moving ass apartment. All right. That's that's what we live now. Yes.

All right. Just so we're all aware, just so we give him credit where credit is due, Malcolm officially did say Star Wars Luke Skywalker. Wow. Oh, he even did full name. That might get him extra points. Everybody at home, play along with us. If you win, you also are our daddy.

So just know that and you can say it to us anytime you want. Yeah. In the chat. Yeah, that's officially how it is. Steph Winston and Malcolm tied for first place right now, trailing behind with one point of piece, Brett and Alex. It's gonna be a, it's gonna be a bond burner. You guys used to say that going on.

It's gonna be a barn burner. Gotta be a wicked barn burner. Bad burner. It's gonna be a fucking barber. I like the way you say it. Also, that's just me. All right. Word, word, word.

All right. Guys, we need to get to 34 more dollars in order to ask the next song lyric versus Star Wars quote, $34 more dollars and we're doing it. Plus, I will say, four minutes have gone by and I didn't hear you fart. I didn't. I, you know what? I think I let so many out this morning that I'm really disappointed because I found out I'm an ambient eater and I keep waking up and there's less ice cream in the in the freezer. And that's not very, and that's not good on my tummy. So I think I let them all out this morning. I'm sorry, y'all. I will try to do better.

Can I say, I mean this in a really nice way, but just as like a constructive criticism way, Brett, you really let me down. I know. I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You really let me down. Listen to his far.

When he's calling for you, listen to him far. Star Wars. I mean, to me, if you're going to start it, you got to finish it. I was ready. I was right. I had just mentally prepared for the next three minutes of the show

to be what you were just bringing. I gotta play. I gotta say something. We should, that was actually quite on tune and quite delightful. I think this bad singer, Steph thing might be a ruse. That sounded very nice, Steph. I don't know. No, but thank you so much where it walks,

hears me in the car and she'll literally raise them all. That's actually savage as fuck. Winston, the only reason why is because I'm trying to protect both of us. She can't know how it really sounds where she'll stop. I need her to think it's okay, so she doesn't shrivel up. It's all for business. It's just all for business. She's protecting her assets.

I get it. Way to go, Sam. You got it. May the fourth be with you on all of the day. $34 more dollars. That quick math will get me every time so that we can get to this next one. Alex, what else is going on right now?

Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about our main topic because in the lead to WandaVisions finale, rumors were flying a round of cameos that could have happened, including the possibility of Dr. Strange popping by. Kevin Fidey revealed that the doctor was

supposed to appear as the face. ads were originally intended to be messages sent from him to Wanda to break through her fake reality, saying that some people might say, oh, it would have been so cool to see Dr. Strange, but it would have taken away from Wanda. We didn't want the end of the show to become commoditized to go to the next movie. Here's the white guy. Let me show you how your power works. Roxy, what do you think of the decision to leave Strange out of Wanda Vision?

Was that last part, part of Kevin Feigey's quote? Or that was an Alex original. Oh. That's what he said? I can't picture those words coming out of Kevin Feiggy's mouth. That's interesting. Right. I, it is no secret to anybody on the planet.

I do not like Dr. Strange. I just don't like his character. She lost her beat, but Brett's still dancing, so she'll sing it anyway. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Yeah, it was the final hang. Which, but real quick, I just want to say, because I see him in the chat. Shout out to Jesse Swift.

belated birthday, friend. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, man. Yeah, yeah. I want to test your multitasking skills for a second. Yeah, yeah. What were we talking about? Yeah, this is very simple.

We were talking about how Kevin Feigey said that they were going to have Dr. Strange in Wanda Vision, but they didn't do it because they didn't want it to be like, oh, white man comes in and teaches her how to save the day. And then Roxy was like, I don't like his character. I got my beat, but I've got to sing it anyway. because I am Rossi and with sin as I pay attention so I'm trying to trick it but you can't motherfucker because the force is always

with me. Not trying to trick you, trying to prove a point that I can be in the chat multitask at the same time. Well that in that case, yes. It worked. It works. You can't answer to you to. That's what's all. As I've always been yelled at because the chat is my home, but you can do both.

And I know you can. Not everyone can, but certain people can. Yeah, that's true. And actually, this is going to be the most, the biggest generalization I've ever made in my life. But the more that you have a penis, the less that you usually can multitask. So what did you say? Good a phrase. Good a man.

Could have definitely afraid. Sorry, I was like, Dan, I hear you. Roxie, because we only have so much blood in our body, it's very difficult. But it's not that we can't multitask. It's the quality of our multitasking is not as high level as women's is what it tends to be. Men can multitask just y'all multitask much better. That's what it is. I have a really inappropriate question.

Who is your dad and what do they do? Hey, Steph, cute, bums. Hashtag silent sniper bread, hashtag swag. Hashtag hey Alex, hashtag chunk says what. Hell yeah, you're awesome. Chunk says what, what? Get in a $20 donation now so we can get to this next question, $20,000. so we can get there.

I like that today is the day that all of you guys can say nice bun stuff, so please send that in immediately. And not feel icky. This is the good thing. My excuse to not ask what I was just going to ask was the fact that we had just moved on, but I'm not capable of doing that.

So I have a question about... This is absolutely wrong to you. She just admitted she gave herself an out and she's like, but I can't use it. I can't use it. I can't use it. Eric, though. I genuinely am asking this.

Do not make fun of me. I actually don't know. It's a question about the anatomy that I do not know the answer to. But when people's nipples get hard, is that blood? For the most part, I'm pretty sure that anything that's like causing your body to get hard, blood is typically rushing there and involved would be my guess. I mean, I'm not a doctor. But it wasn't that stupid of a question.

No. No. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. It's like what, it's one of the, what is it, adrogynous zones? Orogenous. Orogynous.

Erogynous. Androgynous is something else. Yeah, yeah. Now comes with the quick. Hey. All right. Hey. That's like the game.

Jay, can announce everybody. What? Jay, come join us. Come join the mask. I got to listen. Literally.

I got to run because I got to take this rental car back. I'm on charge right now. I know. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. The force was with you today, bro.

Oh, my God. Remember that? Yeah. I mean. Start him out. How do we play forever? What? That was the best guest spot of the year.

If that doesn't win an S-E-N award, I don't know what does. That was so exciting. Guys, send in Schmobots for that just because it was perfect. There's a lot of things that Schmo bought in right now. A, you could try to stump us with your own lyric or Star Wars quote. B, you could tell Steph about her nice buns. C, you can ensure that you are, our daddy. D, you could let Jay know about that dance dough. Like, you guys, there's really no shortage of

reasons that you should be smote again. Ryan Payne donated $20. Winston, you should have Roxy compete in a Dr. Strange quiz the next time you're hosting. Make sure she's on the panel. Happy for The All. This is the May. I have spoken. Thank you so much. Oh, you're awesome. Ryan, you're great. Winston, you remember the last time we were talking about Dr. Strange, though, and you said something and I was like, what? And then I didn't remember that Rachel McAdams was in the movie? You didn't remember Rachel McAddle was in the movie? No, that happened literally last time we were talking about it.

So I think I don't want to rewatch, but I think I need a rewatch because I literally didn't remember her. Here's the thing. I remember watching it that first time and being like, it's okay. Having watched it multiple times. First of all, I just went to the playback, and Alex dancing with Jay was phenomenal. Did anybody else catch that? Alex was getting it.

Alex was like, yeah. I missed it because I was looking up why nipples get hard. I have the top 10 reasons. And we could save it. We could save it and I need to clear my browser history for today real quick. But, uh, wait, can you give me like one or two? Well, it's saying, it's saying that it's like neurons or so. It's more of like the nerve endings and not necessary.

But I guess are nerve endings and blood cells? But yeah, I looked at I looked at something about the science behind it and it is it's an increased flow of blood that causes tiny muscles beneath your nipples to contract. There you go. It's still weird because you think the colder you are the left like when you're cold, your wee-wee-shrivel, but when you're cold, your nipple get hard. Like walks. Well, it's a different. it's a different process

for the Wii than it is for the NIP. Yeah. It's not, the weewee don't get hard because of contracting muscles. It get hard because of actually becoming as they say engorged with blood.

Right. That's hard. And you need Yeah, well, and that's the thing. If you're freezing, you need the blood to be flowing through your body. That's why also when you get hypothermia, your blood be moving hella fast because it's trying to warm up. So it's like, you don't need your dick right now. You need to be alive, motherfucker, so it sends blood everywhere but your penis. Yeah.

Oh, this is all making a lot of sense and very relevant to today's episode. Why you'll find out at the end. I just made that up. Teaser. Also, speaking of blood flow to your penis. Yes. Yes. You'll let her go with your breath.

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Also, I realized we did hit another Star Wars or song lyric. Did I make that up? Steph, get back. You're correct. You're correct. Yeah, we're over on. Great. So we've hit another one.

Math is already proving itself to be difficult for me. Get in $34 more to get to the next one. And when Steph comes back from maybe she's doing the brat, maybe she's farting with her buns. What? What does she just do? All right. I was just farting my bad, y'all.

With your buns. Yeah. Farts out of the buns take a lot of energy, so. Yeah. All right. So, guys, in this iteration of Star Wars quote or song lyric, are you guys ready for this next one? You not forget. One point for knowing if it's a song lyric or Star Wars quote, a second point for knowing either the movie or the character.

Okay. Okay. Everybody at home play along. Fear is a powerful thing. It can turn your heart black. Fear is a powerful thing. It can turn your heart black. Star Wars quote or song lyric.

And if, quote, who or what movie. Oh, so you don't have to say, okay, never mind. And I guess if lyric, extra point for who song is it. Everybody at home, play along. You're getting 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. All right, flip them boards. Oh, who goes first? Okay, Winston says song lyric,

and Winston absolutely gets a point on that one. Alex says Star Wars Babu Free Red Skywalker so that is that is none for Alex and none for Gretchen Weiner

Brett says song lyric Taylor Swift yes on the song lyric No on the artist And Steph says I cannot read whatever

I said song lyric Excellent job Steph Great job to everybody Turn your heart black in Star Wars Malcolm also said song Malcolm said song lyric too, and so he gets a point. This is a Bruce Springsteen song. Oh.

Devils and Dust. Damn. Here's a powerful thing. You can turn your heart black. Guys, you're doing well so far. Brett with two, Steph with three. Alex with one, Winston and Malcolm also with three. So Steph, Winston, and Malcolm taking that heavy lead.

Alex trailing. Trailing. Trailing. You got to step up, you know. This is the time. This is do or die time. This is when we know who is yo daddy. You guys all in here.

Oh, rocks, that's still in the chat. What? Didn't trailing used to be a term that we would say in like middle school? Did y'all ever say that? Like you're trailing her. I don't know what it meant,

but like I think like copying or I need to find out. I didn't have that. Do you guys have that? Trail. It sounds like stocking to me. Yeah. I'll look at. uh...

By the way, for all of you guys in the chat, be honest with yourselves. For everybody in here who's saying Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen, did you know or Google? Don't fucking. Something Force Shlong 69 donated $50. Happy May the 4th. Roxy is awesome all around. Brett is funniest fucker ever Steph the greatest karaoke singer ever Winston is one badass mother shut yo mouth and Alex what a nice guy.

Oh and also Malcolm you're invisible. Nice. Nice. True. Love to see it. Thank you so much for that. Can you say, will you let me know, Alex? Who sent that in? That was something for Schlong, 69. Something for Schlong.

I actually remembered. I just wanted to hear Alex say slong again. Yes. We get to play again? Yes, we do. Thank you guys so much for getting us there. Don't forget, we need $34 more to get to the next level. $34 more to get to the next level.

as we are asking this next one. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ooh. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Just see that support. Love to see it. Thank you. Thank you. Here it is. Yes, yes, yes. Your reputation was not unwarranted.

Yes, yes, yes. Your reputation was not unwarranted. If it is a singer who sings it, if it is a quote who says it or in what Star Wars property. She's getting tricky with you, huh? Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, all right. Tricky with it.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that was a better joke, Alex. Ooh, ooh, ooh, fuck. Oh, wait, no. I got a two now. Five, four, three, two, Winston won't go last. Or actually, that doesn't make any sense. Okay, he's done anyway.

Let's see what your board say. All right. So Brett says Star Wars, Steph says Star Wars. Alex says what? Oh, it's really small. Sorry. Oh, my God. Bobby freak. He just says it's Bobu Freak. He's just always going to write Bobu, but he says Star Wars and Winston Fred. I think I had originally said it was a Taylor Swift lyric because you threw reputation,

but I switched it over to Dryden Voss. I think that's when, I might just be making up these scenes, but I think it's Dryden Voss from Solo. So this actually, you guys are all corrected at Star Wars, but this comes from the Mandalorian in the episode The Client. Oh. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Werner? Who's the guy who's character, I don't know, is it named? With white hair? Werner. Older dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the character's name?

I think he's just, no, he's not the client. He's the... Malcolm, do you know that? I thought he was called. He has another name. I can't remember his name. Google it. I'm Googling it.

Google it. The client. Yeah, you were right. The client. He doesn't have an action. Yeah, the client. So no one got two points on that one though. All right.

Okay. So I'll take my one. I'll take my one. Meets Mando. Steph Winston and Malcolm all have four points. Brett has three points. Alex still trailing with two. Woo!

Hail! More like two. Woo! Because I literally thought I was like, okay, it's somebody that hired somebody. So I was like, that's why I went Dryden because I was just like, well, he hired, obviously, Han and them to go and steal the coaxium. So I thought maybe that was it. But that makes more sense. I just haven't seen some episodes of Mando twice.

So I just did slip me. I like, I like peaceful guy in the chat. who says, what are you guys talking about? We're talking in Star Wars quotes and song lyrics, baby, every $50, guys. And I would love for you guys to play along. Stump us. Let us know. Send in your own, is this Star Wars or song lyric?

And then let us know in the chat who got it right and who got it wrong. Plus, nobody's been telling Steph about her buns. So it's like you guys don't even want to. That's because Steph knows how I feel about her buns. They are lovely. I'm not talking about you guys as and you guys. I'm talking about it as you guys is in you guys. Oh, oh.

Then we carry your pigeons. I do feel like Princess Leia was missing the green nails. Like, don't you feel like now that goes with her? Yes. It feels like... I don't know why, but, like, those are her nails. I don't know why I feel like... A hundred percent.

I feel like Leia would go full Lady Destrike with it and just have lightsabers for nails and come in and just fuck people up, like the way Lady Death Strike does. Yes. They would like extend in a way and you know Leia was in the nail salon like, bitch, let me tell you what

Han did again. This attitude. Like, she loved it. I'm like that in the nail salon too. Honda does some fucked up bullshit. Like I don't have to be a Star Wars fan to know that he'd be tripping sometimes. I love him, but...

Jake underscore I a coffeta donated $20. Skittles say Steph has nice bums all day every day. Come at me, bro. Yes, Jake. Very good point. And that officially made us hit our next one. So thank you guys.

We need 54, nope, 44 more dollars. Y'all to get to that next level. Wow. May the 44th be with us all. Yeah, that's stuck because I heard Winston start making that joke and then I like took it. It was weird. It's okay.

No, but it's okay. You started, but Roxy, I'm okay with it. Do you know how many things that men have taken from women? You take it, girl. Take it, take it all. Take it all. It's okay.

I'm not trying to take your joke, so, but I just did that. You were literally mid-speaking. You were like, made the four, and I said, 44th, 44th be with you always. It's okay. It's all right. The panel is not here for us. We are here to help boost you.

So take what you need, girl. It's fine. I think we're all here. Can we call ourselves the council and not the panel today? Yes. Guys, seriously. Let's get real. I don't want to get, like, woke here or anything, but let's do it.

Yeah, right. Speaking of taking, why is it you take a woman's virginity, but a man loses theirs? Women should be taking our virginity, and, yeah, so there's my-in-lawful. I did actually. thinking about that today. I think that's a horrible term that it's always like you're taking a woman's virginity from Yeah. She's giving it to you

willingly, hopefully. It's used both ways evenly. I don't know. I was heard men say they lose it. I think it depends on who is losing their virginity. Like, I've never taken anybody's virginity, but if I think that if I was not a virgin

and they were, I think I'm still taking it, right? Yes, yes. But the person that took mine, she did not describe it as taking. What did she say? She said, I've gifted you this. No, I don't know what she said. I was like,

said, here's my flower. Oh, no. Oh, I just had a really dark thought. Oh, shit. Oh, do it. So, so. So if a white person takes a black person's virginity, is that, did you colonize their virginity?

Is that how that works? I want to be spending time on my Twitter. Why did you put that on Twitter? No, but fucking colonize all over the place last night with Am Frank. I've been going to war since four in the morning with Twitter because of fucking people calling Anne Frank a colonizer. I can't. Wait, what?

What? What? She was literally a child. What the fuck are we talking about? And in Europe. It's unbelievable I've been fighting the fight. But when I'm colonize is triggering me today. triggering.

I mean, well, history, man. Thank you. Thank you. That's literally what I hate that stuff. I know. I know. All right.

It's like fucking crazy. I love the Jews, so fuck everyone. I love the Jews. Very nice. Throw the Jews down the well. If you don't get that reference, it's not that fun. So my country can be free.

Okay? No more. It's from a movie. I'm not just slapping, clapping along or snapping to something horrible that Roxy is saying. This is from a movie. Brett, the amazing German in the corner.

Yeah. Or my wife. That's my wife, Roxy. I love this. Oh, I don't. I love that one. Sing it again. On tour. On course. That was so good. I'm so happy.

We're here this morning. All right, guys. If you want to hear us talk more Star Wars stuff, then make sure you support us. After 500, I'm planning on having us do impression off. Also talk about our favorite Star Wars moments. So we, I mean, to be honest, y'all are slacking. That's just the truth.

I don't know if there's a Star Wars quote for telling you to step up. So I'll just make one up. Step up or do not step up. There is no, don't pay, show up, or we don't. Yeah. So that's what Yoda said in Star Wars episode, A New Hope. Yes. Four.

Yeah. And that's actually what the hope was. And once again, Roxy's coming in with a fun game that is different. And let's fucking do this because I want to answer more questions. Yeah. Well, we've got one coming up right now. And then all we need to get to the next one is $44 more.

Daniel Oshund, do not even put that into the ether. Do not say Brett's anti-Semitism is coming out. No. I was just slapping and snapping to a song of the film. No. Come on. Okay.

That's the porter he is. Let him have it. All right. Let's go to this next one. See which one I want to pull next. Okay. All right. There is something else behind all this, your highness.

There is no logic. There is something else behind all this. this your highness. There is no logic. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. Giving you guys... Oh! Five. Four. Three. Three. Two. All right. Let's start with Alex on this one.

Okay. I put... Attack of the clones. Oh, let me think. No, but yes, the Star Wars. Alex, it was Babu freak, man. Come on, no, I'm just playing. No, the one time I decided not to do what you can answer. Okay, but you did say Star Wars, so Alex does get a point. Brett, what's your say?

Mine says the same as them, but I spelled it wrong. It's Star Wars, but it looks like it says Obi-1, but it means it's really quiguan gin. I legit, that's who I had in my head, but I wrote. It's amazing that you just said. that, but yes. We go on. Go on.

Go on. My boy, quick on. June. Stephen went and got it. Yes. Let's go, Steph. We fucking killing this shit. And it comes from Phantom

Mets. And just so you know, in my phone, I typed instead at 4 in the morning, fandom menace. So that's... That's where we're at. Fandom Menace.

Literally, that's the Toxic Star Wars fan. Yeah, I was just going to say that. They need to make something with that. So Malcolm knew it was Star Wars but didn't know who or where. So that puts us at this. We're in an interesting spot here, guys. Steph with one, two, three, four, five, six points.

Winston matching her with six points. Malcolm right behind them hot on their tails with five points. Brett, right behind them with four points. And Alex coming in with a whopping three points. Coming in from behind. But we still got plenty of questions to go, guys. So make sure you get in that money. We already know we need 44 more dollars.

That I have memorized this time. So get in that support. Get in loud, get in proud, get it in fast. Also, even if you're like, this game is I, even though it's a dope game and you're, but you're at home, you're like, it's mediocre. Remember, if you want this panel again, you've got to show up.

You've got to support. So throw in that money. Steph and I had been convincing Christian for a long time that if he put us on the same show, we would make easily a thousand dollars. That's not seeming to be the case. Yeah, please, we need this. We need to run it back. Oh, just to be clear, you know, the promise is a promise kept between friends. That's a Star Wars quote. I'm pretty sure that Luke said it in episode 9. 99. 99, yeah. He's in that one, right? All right, people. Thank you for being here.

Thank you for staying with us through this time in which we've talked about so much news. Alex, what is going on in the world? Well, see the U-S guy over there donated $20. Hello, Sen, crew. Happy Star Wars Day, everyone. Yes, you're all on the council today. However, since Brett isn't wearing anything Star Wars-related, he is not granted the rank of master. But you're still cool, though.

Love to hear it. love, I think Brett can be master whatever he wants. Master of the unicorn hats. Yes, very nice. Yes. Before I asked you about the next news story, Alex, I just realized we barely talked about the Wanda Vision, Dr. Strange one.

So I guess I'll throw that to the group here. How are you guys feeling about that? Do you wish that Dr. Strange had made an appearance in Wanda Vision? Do you agree with Faggy that it kind of would have taken away from Wanda? Do you, does it make any difference to you at all? Winston, where's your heart? I mean, after hearing the reasoning why they didn't do it, I appreciate it. I like the fact that you are trying to focus on the stories at hand.

We didn't get any kind of crazy cameos from Falcon and Winter Soldier either. The focus is on who is in that show as well. So I actually appreciate that they had the wherewithal to do that because I feel like we were so busy trying to figure out who was coming into the show. We weren't a lot of times paying attention to what was actually happening in the show. was like, well, Reed Richards has to be this physics guy. He's definitely coming. Like, it has, that, Mephisto, that fly, that flies Mephisto.

That's a sign. Magneto has to be the one that's showing up, like, instead of worrying about Wanda and what's going on. So I think it was probably a good thing they didn't bring in Dr. Strange because he'll get his moment. He's got to have a whole movie. Yeah, it is the weird thing about fan culture, Winston, is that like, I was doing that too.

I can't even front. Like, I was watching it. I'm just predicting everything instead of just watching the fucking episode. I have such a hard time doing that. Deb, how do you feel? Do you wish that we had seen Dr. Stranger? Are you cool with the fact that we didn't? No, I'm totally cool. I thought the show was so good. You are so cool, girl. You are cool. I'm totally cool without ended. I'm not going to start any drama about it or anything. Doctor Strange is cool, but I think the absence of him was more cool because

it led to more room for Wanda. It was just not necessary. We didn't need him in it. I like when they do cameos in the MCO and like filter into different characters and different movies and tease what's happening next. But we already knew that was going to happen. I think the most powerful part about the story was he was like, Wanda really had to figure her shit out on her own kind of and deal with all of the heat by herself while Vision was gone some of the times. Like that's when she grew the most. So we didn't need Dr. Strange there. As you were saying that, I think that I just want to acknowledge that in case we ever decided. to make a rap about the MCU.

The way you said MCU made me think about Simulieu, and we should rhyme those two things to just everybody make notes. Yeah, yeah. Just everybody. To come out with our first album. Take notes while I take tokes from the marijuana smoke. Star Wars quote or songwear? Oh, you bet it's not Star Wars.

Hey, it would have made some things. Maybe that is what we... The way I almost just ruined my last. laptop with my own spake because of you. I watched it happen. And also, I'm really upset because I loosened your bun. Yeah. Just now.

No. I mean, maybe this is what the hairstyle she was going for it. Loki kind of cute. Okay. She's going for that loose look on camera. Yeah. It's like half pony, half fun. We don't know.

Yeah. I like watching this hairdress. Yes. Yes. For the audio listeners. Yes, Brett. What is that for the audio listening? How would you describe, Brett?

What's going on? Well, Roxy loosened Steph's button. And now she's tightening it. Cusin up my buttons, babe. What's the next line, Steph? What's the next line? Let me something, babe. Yeah.

No, no. Babe. I could leave what I was thinking, too. Loosin up my buttons, babe. everything's drawing a blank. Did you watch? Yeah. Yeah.

What you're going to do to me? Oh, you needed to just hear the song. A little melodic and the lyrics came back. What did she say it was? She just said again. I should go with fucking pussycat dolls and be one of 50 people that are not actually in the group. It's just what's her name?

That's the front woman. What is her name right now? Nicole Scherzerzerzerzinger. Nicole Scherzinger, she is fucking hot. But she was the lead of the pussyga? Yeah, she was. The only ones vocals you could hear. Oh, okay.

There was like 20 of them. There's... Johnny Fy for Life donated $100. More questions, Roxy. In slaying at this Star Wars game, movie quotes is what him best at. Love you all. Love you all.

Fuck. Yeah. Can you, Al. Who is that? Johnny 5. For Life. Johnny 5 for life. That's what I was trying to do when I put my hand up earlier.

Oh, yeah. High five. Yeah, I wasn't trying to. That makes sense. Falcon. I can't actually do it anyway. Put your hand down. Roxy, put it down.

I know. This is May the four. I know. Well, what? Give me... Okay, Star Wars. Give me a hand symbol. Bobby one donated $20. You were the chosen one. It was sad you would destroy the Sith not join them.

Bring balance to the force. Not leave it in darkness. You were my bother, Anakin. I loved you. All right. So, officially, we have two more. And then the next $20 donation will mean we have three more. So here we go with two.

of them. We're going back to back. Everyone get with it. Do you guys all in? Yes. Back to back. I was just, I'm sorry. I got caught in a pussycat dolls Google search.

Took me out of it for a minute. And I'm back. All right. Well, welcome. Let's right with you. I'm on my way up to, Daddy Champion. I'm on my way up. Nothing can stop me. Nothing can stop me. I'm all the way up. Stop.

Stop me. Stop me! All right, here we go. I never had the strength to take it higher until I reached the point of no return. Oh. I never had the strength to take it higher until I reached the point of no return. Is it what I think it is? This is in five.

Four. Three, Brett's eyes closed as he's writing. It was amazing. Two, like he was going to channel it. One. All right, Winston, I'm starting with you. I can't remember who, but I want to say it was maybe, uh, oh, it is Beber. God damn.

Yeah, it's been. This is never say never. It is never say never. I fucking do it. I fucking God, I love that song. What did you write down, Brett? I put song in the name of the song is point of no return. Okay, Alex, would you press down?

Put revenge over the teeth. Oh, no. Don't know. Brett has one point. Winston gets one point. No return. So, uh, okay, Winston one point, Brett, one point, Alex, no point. Steph, two points on that one point.

Fuck you, Steph. Shot by Kate and donated $20. Hey, gang. Loving the Star Wars swag, Steph and Winston. May the fourth be with you. Always. Always. That's another round.

All right. Love that. Okay, so we've got two more rounds. Here we go with this next one. Guys, these are too good. Some of these are too good. Bieber, thank you for giving us something that sounded like Star Wars. God damn it.

Like, I knew. God damn it. I know that song. That's one of my workout songs. So Bieber's just corny enough where it's like, you can't tell what his lyrics are sometimes. Ryan Payne donated $20. My vibrablee don't.

My vibrabley don't. My vibrabley don't want none unless Steph has got Bunn's hum. Hey. Star Wars quote. Yeah. Empire. That's in Badass Strikes Back. Did you just say badass strikes back?

Bad ass strikes back? Yo, why was it? that never a porn? I'm very upset that that was never a porn. How do you know it wasn't Winston? How do you know? I would have heard of it. That's, I've seen pretty much every Star Wars porn. Space Nuts.

A new ho. The rise of my Skywalker. Yeah, there's been a lot. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Okay. With this next one. come find me and let me know what's beyond that line.

Come find me and let me know what's beyond that line. Line is an L-I-N-E? Yes, L-I-N-E. Come find me and let me know what's beyond that line. If this is, if this is what I think it is. All right, in five, four, Three, two. Brett, I'm coming to you first.

I have song and I just, just Adele for no reason. Okay. Alex. I put Jarake. Okay. Winston? I said song lyric. I couldn't think of who, so I said 21 pilots, but it's probably not them.

Steph? I've been staring at the edge of the water. Oh my God. This is a water. So you're just, so you're just, So you're just doing all Steph songs? Can I get a song? Can I get a 21 Savage or a fucking...

You think Bieber is a step song? I don't... I didn't know if Stefan never heard a Bieber song in her life. And she said that. And she said that. I'm like a closet believer. Like, I listen to his music, but I never wrap it. I didn't know that.

Moana. It was for Moana. That song, Moana. Oh. How far I'll go. Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm so... I should know that.

I've only seen it seven thousand times. It's hard when you don't hear it on beat. Yeah. Got it. That gets two points. Just for that, I'm going to mute and fart. Oh, what? He finally gets?

And there it is. Oh, that was a really short one. No, that was a strong and, the strong of problem. The only reason I knew that one was because I had just listened to that song, actually. I remember, I was listening. I was watching y'all sing it on your, on your episode about AAPI, so I'm not. So I didn't know how big of a Moana fan, you were.

I like me some Moana. Okay, I think we have one more right now before we continue. Guys, get in $13 more to get us to the next one. Here we go. Okay. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now. That'll be the end of it.

It belongs to us now. I'm loving this comment in the chat. If I can't, if I can't, if I, If I can't remember... Just don't say anything. Just do... Yeah. Yeah.

Right in the chat says, Steph is to Bieber as I am to limp biscuit. And I don't know what that means, but I like it. It belongs to us now. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.

Okay. All right. In five, four, three, two. Quickest countdown ever, but I think it's right. All right, Steph, what do you got? I just have Star Wars. I don't know who said that.

Okay. Hey, Winston, what do you have? I have Star Wars. I can't remember her character name, but Aaron Kellerman's character from Solo, I believe. Enfist nest. Thank you. Alex?

I put from the Clone Wars series. Winston just talking on the thing before he mute. What's it say? It's a Clone Wars series. Okay, Brett. I had Star Wars Darth Vader. Okay, you were all right with Star Wars. you're all wrong about the character.

This is Owen talking to Luke in a new hope. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a louder about it. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And wait, I'm looking at Malcolm, Malcolm said mall. It's Owen talking to Luke in a new hope. That's right. It is talking about the droids. Mm-hmm. Well, at least I got Star Wars.

I just need to catch step. Fuck. Some of these really should be song weird, except or not. Some of these really should be song lyrics. Okay. Let's go with this next one. Did I say we have one more?

Oh, no, I think we're caught up. We need another $20 donation, guys. Get in that support in order for us to do one more. Which? Am I wrong? No, no, no, no. Do I owe them one? I don't know.

I just need to ask a question, though. What? Say the line again, Roxy. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now. Isn't it they? Because I thought it was talking about both of the droids. Am I losing my mind?

I tried to listen to these quotes, mad times. I think that's what it was. I think it's when... He is talking about the droids, though. Yeah, Luke says that R2D2 told him that he belonged to someone else. He belonged to Obi-Wan Kenobi. So I think Roxy. right. Okay.

Yeah, Luke was being annoying. Yeah. I think so. I tried to listen to. Oh, it must be right around when he's like, you still belong to old Ben and like blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah. Luke was nagging. So, y'all, we have three more in this game, which means that with, if we get 20 more dollars, we get to the next one, and then with 100 more,

we will get to those next two, and that will decide who is whose daddy. It's very important that we make it to the end of this game to figure out who is the daddy of all of us. How many points do we have? Steph asks because Steph is in the lead. Steph is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, eleven. Stargonsar is donated $25. Love you all.

Woo. That's another question. That's another question. Yeah, so Steph's in the, Winston's trailing stuff by one. Malcolm's trailing by two. Honestly, I think Brett's trailing by three and Alex is trailing by more than that. That's where we are at right now.

So let's get to this next one. Thank you for that support coming through as we have this next one coming up. Are you guys ready? Yep. Yes. Keep the door covered and don't advance until I say. Keep the door covered and don't advance until I say.

I'm loving this game. I can't imagine, but... Five, four, three, two. Alex, it's Babu freak. Yep. All right. Alex, flip it. Return of the jetty.

Okay, well, he said Star Wars. Not the right one, but yes, it's a Star Wars, Brett? Oh, no, I crossed out the one I wanted to say, and then this is what I didn't want to say. song. Mm-hmm. So out it gets one point. You tried to trick us. Steph?

I just said Star Wars. Okay. Steph gets a point. Winston? Is it the Mando? It's Star Wars, but does Mando say it's setting a trap? Nope, but you do get one point. Let's see if Malcolm got it.

He says Star Wars, I don't know what Rex means. Captain Rex? Oh, that's a person. Nope. This is Kylo in The Last Jedi as a, are attacking who, Luke or something, and he says, keep the door covered and don't advance until I say.

Oh, that makes sense. I was expecting, I was expecting an ambush, but yes. But he's like yelling, keep the door covered and don't. Yeah, when he's like, having his breakdown, yeah. We need to blow that ship out of the sky.

You mean the whole of the sequel trilogy, just having a constant breakdown? Yeah, I mean, like, we thought Anakin was emotional, and then Kylo's like, hold my fucking beer. No, that's... Yo, that's exactly how we know that that's his grandkid because he got the same energy like a motherfucker.

Guys, 30 more dollars, and we get this next one. 30 more dollars for this next one. But before we do this, I think that probably all of you guys don't want everybody to know how much Star Wars you're watching because it could be, you know, a little embarrassing for y'all, how nerdy you are. You might need a little more privacy,

Brett. Yeah, yeah. So I suppose you're all in using incognito mode when you're looking up all these answers that we have to guess ourselves, but it's probably not as incognito as you think. And why would it be? Incognito mode is like the Chrome browser itself is a Google product. And Google has made its fortune by tracking your movements online. There's even a $5 billion class action lawsuit against the company in California where it's accused. of secretly collecting user data. Google's defense, incognito, does not mean invisible. So how do you actually make yourself invisible as possible online?

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That's E-X-P-R-E-S-V-N.com slash S-E-N. One more time, ExpressVPN.com slash S-E-N. Go get, make yourself invisible like Malcolm. That's a good point. He is our invisible man. Guys, as I was doing some calculations, I don't know whether Winston is one or two behind Steph. So we're going to say he's one behind her,

but that's just the truth of my greetings is. Stuff is muted in case she had a comment on that one. She had a fart. Sounds about right, rocks. Yeah, yeah. Who's doing the best at using the same piece of paper and just folding it up more and more. Doing great.

Saving the trees, y'all. Save the turtles. Save the trees. You're doing amazing, sweetie. You're doing amazing. Guys, we only have a couple more left. So get us through this game. We have $30 more until we get to our next one.

And it's a good one. And then another 50 on top of that to get to our last one to finally figure out who's daddy. I don't know why I keep saying it like that. It just seems like I have daddy issues when I don't. Really love my father. Great guy. Seems right. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's going on. Alex, is there anything else we want to talk about in the news today? Anything that...

Yeah. I mean, it's getting time for stream labs if you want to hit those routes. Yeah. Yeah, I do. How do you know, Alex? Oh, I can read your mind like Obi-One. Can you read mine? I don't know. Whatever. Anyways, let's get to stream labs. To lower sentient beings. Dildobagins says, hey, people, if each of you has or would have a specialty dish that you all know would make anyone who tries to clean their plates, what would it be? And what do you all

want to master or learn to cook? Thank you and keep munching on good, clean, and not dry pudding. Oh, bro. Dry pudding. What the fuck is dry pudding? That sounds terrible. I think he's talking about something else. Is it a vagina thing? He meant to say the other word. He said, he meant to say the P word. That isn't. That isn't. thing. Yeah. No, I think he's talking about pudding. Oh, or it could be pudding.

Yeah, because I hate when I get served some dry pudding. Oh. Or, or like, butter, scotch. Now that's a dry-ass pudding. Yeah. That's the kids' Bob version, and we all know it.

Yep. That's the Ben Shapiro version. That's the Ben Shapiro version. Let's go, Steph. We're right here, girls. We're right. What is the signature dish of all of you guys? Do you have one thing where, like, if it's date night or whatever, you know it pops?

Brett, I feel like you're a pretty decent cook, actually. I have a few things. I have bragged about my potato salad being legendary. And believe it or not, Roxy, I make a mean matzo ball soup. I believe it. My son, he's like, please, after my soccer practice, can I please? could be make me some matzabal soup but I made him that he just loves the hell out of it. You're talking about all year round?

Yeah, I make it all the time. Yeah. I just I love it so much and it's a good and but it's this thing too where it's always like I start out like I'll make a small batch and then it's in a bucket this big and then we eat off it for a few weeks. God, I don't know anything else. Go around. I'll think of something else. You just named things. Oh. You just literally need you answer the question. I did. I think there's not better that I make. All right. Well, a classic, I know that Roxy and I, but I can make pasta better than most people. I don't really get it at restaurants because I will like out pasta you any fucking day, any type of pasta.

Yeah, but you taught me something about pasta that I did not know that I had never done prior to you. You're lemon, yo. That is the moon. I didn't know. You throw like half or how much pasta you has is to depend on how much lemon you use, but usually like half or a full lemon. and it's like this little zest that really adds to it. I can make really good, like lettuce cups, vegetarian or meat either way.

Slap, like Asian style. Yeah, those are the main things probably. Okay. Like plant parmesan. Winston, I see you cook all the time, especially as you were doing your whole 30 stuff, but I'm sure you make like excellent food. What's your jam?

Fuck, man. You're right. I have too many to choose from. But if I, if you were telling me that this, was my way of like, oh, how, how, it's actually, I've gotten myself in trouble with my cooking before because long story short, my mother told me, like, at a young age, she's like, get you the last thing. I'm going to teach you how to cook because you ain't going to fall in love in a woman because you know how to feed your ass.

You're going to learn to feed your damn self. So all of my mom's like, your mom teaching lessons are just on point every fucking time. I love this. She, oh, she's like, get you the last thing. Connor 327 donated $20. Happy Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you all. Thank you.

That was from... That was from Connor D. Connor! Yes! Connor, somebody wants us to play this game, and I want us to play it too. We need another $20 support in the Schmobot in order to get there.

So get in that money, honey. Am I right? That money. Get up back to win. Because I want to hear that story. So, long story short, if I, I got in trouble once before because I, on a first date, I had given out random ideas and this girl was like, oh, yeah, you should cook. And I was like, okay, sure.

And then she thought we were like a couple. And I was like, it was one date. Like, that's not how that works. Oh. Yeah. Huh? What did you make her? Um, so I made, uh, I made her, uh, meatless macaroni.

Macaroni and cheese, collard greens, cornbread, and peach cobbler. So, yeah, Winston, here's the thing. You totally fucked up. That's like, I'm trying to swoon you when you have a multiple course meal, like sides or durs in a main dish. I'm fucked up. I don't even have that for that. Cheese or some shit, but like you made her like a meal. Like you made her like a meal.

Yeah. Because I was like, I know how to cook because she's like, I don't believe it, prove it. And I was like, okay. So that's where my competitive nature gets me in trouble. What's going on with Alex right now? Alex, what the fuck's happening? You missed what Brett said. So what did you make her?

And Brad was like, bounce. You made her bounce. Hey, enjoy the meal. I'm looking at Alex as he's like crying, dying, and I'm expecting something like ridiculous happen. It's always funnier when no one, no one. Alex, do you cook at all? I don't. I mean, I cook like veggie burgers and like those pre-made salads you get from grocery stores and just throw them in with each other.

That's the extent of my cooking. But like I want to like I want to learn how to make adobo like my parents make. But since I'm since I'm a pescatarian, I can't eat chicken. So I want to try it with tofu, try with some kind of fish. So that's that's what I would like. Jackfruit. I'm on that jackfruit life. Alex, do you know how to make a good piece of fish? I mean, just cook it. Just fried me.

I mean, so no. Wentz out to snapper. So, no. I have to make snapper tonight. I got some salmon to frosting, yeah. I went for seafood last night, and I have not, like, gone to a seafood restaurant in, I don't know, two years because, A, they're ridiculously expensive, but B, we've been in a pandemic, and they definitely have all been closed. This place was the best fucking place.

I went in Redondo. I actually met up with Smets and Kaiser, and it was the, the most, like, I had oysters. I had, it was like a whole seafood, whatever it was. I feel like I should only be a pescatarian at this point. Like, when you have good seafood, except that makes you go broke, but when you have good seafood, it's like no other food exists. it is so good. That's coming from a carnivore. Yeah, it really is good.

Winston, what's not? Oh, someone goes, someone goes, is that the girl that gave you the Cowboys notebook? And I was just about to type, no. She's the one that right after that happened introduced, like she had a birthday party. And she introduced me to all of her high school friends as her boyfriend. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like, what is happening right now? So I just made you a five-course meal. There's nothing. This isn't serious. Fuck you, Brett. Fuck you, Brett. You ain't shit. You ain't shit.

Perspective. But I've learned. The only person I've cooked for since then was Kristen because I was like, I'm not, I've learned. I will, you do not get any of my food unless it's like, unless it's like a cookout or it's like you're about to be my wife. That's about it.

I can't. I've learned a lesson. I'm, Like Steph said, I love to make pasta. I really like cooking in general. I love making shrimp. And then I'm a pretty decent baker. So I know that that's not cooking,

but Steph and I have made this, like, cookie cake thing that is so phenomenal that... Oh, you make the best chocolate chip cookie cake ever. Yeah, I really, really like to do that. And in the past, I used to make marangs a lot. They're just a bitch to make, but those are... They are a bitch to me. Yeah, they're really hard.

I'm a terrible baker. I remember one time I was making marangs and you have to set them in the, like you have to chill them for a while. And so I put them on these trays in the freezer. And I heard this was when I was living at my dad's house and my siblings were living there too. And all of a sudden like maybe four hours into it, I heard this crash on the ground. And I came down and my siblings had opened it up and like had,

been careful and everything came falling out. And it had taken me like, I was making a ton for whatever holiday we were doing. And I almost thought I was going to jump. I was like, no, because there's such a fucking bitch to make. That was a brutal night. Good storytelling, Roxy. Guys, $24 if you want to hear me instead of talking about my stories, ask Star Wars questions. That was what chicken, rosemary, it's kind of hard to see.

That's rosemary chicken with sweet potatoes and, Brussels sprouts. Star Gonzalez donated $30. Thank you, Star Gonzalez. Thank you. Star Gonzalez, yes. Hey, Star. Thank you, Star.

Thank you, Star. Thank you, Star. Star Gonzalez over Star Wars every day. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Alex, what did you say, Resiz? Uh, Breszis.

I'm a fan of Brezis. I thought you're making a joke. This is the, this is the traditional Jewish joke. Anytime that a man asks a Jewish woman, what do you? make for dinner and she says reservations. That's our like,

I don't know a Jewish woman who doesn't make that joke. That is like, I don't know why. Who taught us that? That's the response. What do you make? That's iconic. I don't cook.

I make reservations. That's like a vibe. Yeah, I don't know why. But also, usually Jews are pretty good cooks. So I don't know where that came from, but that is what we... It's about setting boundaries. That's what it is.

What do you make for dinner? reservation. Yeah, it is. Fuck you, Steph. Yeah, that's true. All right, we got this next one, guys, 30 more dollars in the schmobobob for the last one,

but we are coming up to the penultimate question in Star Wars song lyric. So here we go. Okay. You guys ready? Yeah. Wow. I mean, Steph, that did not look like.

game face. We guys, we just got to make him out. I'm fucking ready. That was a goddamn angel. Yeah. Angel. So true.

All right, here we go. I guess it was never meant to be, but it's just something we have no control over, and that's what destiny is. I guess it was never meant to be, but it's just something we have no control over,

and that's what destiny is. And that's what destiny is? And that's what destiny is. I'm sorry. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, oh, God, all right. I have my answer, but I can't guess. Fine. That's fine.

Someone just said something in the chat that genuinely just had me died. Someone goes, if that's the way that Winston cooks, he can call me what his wife any day. And he's coming from Dan Bickers. From Dan Blickerstown. All right. All right. In five, four, three, two. All right. I'm taking from Malcolm first. He says lyric, childish Gambino.

Hmm, Alex, what do you got? I'll go with Drake again. Cherokee. Drake. Winston says what? I said Swifty. Steph? I said lyric. Okay. Brett. Once again, try it again. Song Adele. Adele's got to be one of them.

This is Mockingbird by Eminem. Thank you very much. Oh. Damn. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say the line again? Yeah. I guess it was never meant to be.

But it's just something we have no control over, and that's what Destiny is. I do recognize that line. I do. Damn. Can you please drop it for us, Rock? I don't remember how it went. once I find my beat

I got to get my wrist up um all right let me let me pull this off it's dark I know it's so

yeah I'm trying to think about it goes at the end hold on let me think okay somebody else Alex's interpretive dance moves I've just slayed this entire show

yes Alex how does it go at the end I don't know I try to think of what the tune is for this part I'll find it I don't remember it at all I'll figure it out for you guys later on later on

I'll get there while you figure it out pink sweet's new pink sweet's new yeah while we figured out out you can keep telling uh inappropriate gatey says well hello there Steph you're killing today question for the panel what color would you're a lightsaber be

and of all the planets we've seen in the Star Wars world, on which one would you want to settle down and raise younglings? Oh. Oh. I... What planet would I want to raise younglings on? I guess.

Corrissant makes the most sense. It's like a major city. You got a Jedi council there. Whole planet's a city, and the whole city is a planet. Yeah. Yeah. I would have done Nibu if it was still around. I'm trying to look up where.

When did Nibu get blown up? Yeah. Didn't Nibu destroyed? It wasn't Al-Duron. Alderan got destroyed. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All of Alderone.

All-O-Rone. Because Nabu is one of the planets celebrating at the end of Return of the Jedi. Yeah, it was Alder. Okay, yeah, yeah. I thought, yeah, so Nibu, a green lightsaber. I do love like the gold yellow look, but I would go green.

Green was my favorite until they introduced Mace Windus Sabre, and then I was like, I mean, that purple fire that a motherfucker, though. Yeah, the purple sweet. Yeah. I also would have said green, but the orange one you can get

in Fallen Order, I actually ended up really liking. I thought it was pretty cool. That was cool. Do they make one in Puce? I would like one in Puce. Chartreuse as well. And I would like to live on like a good planet.

I know all the planets in Star Wars. I know them all. You'll be with Endor with the Ewarks. Yes, that's where I'll be. I'll have my kids in Endor with my Puse. Me having you guys on mute and just listening to Mockingbird. I'll be back. and a minute, Alex

Keep working through. All right. Well, actually, Malcolm, we didn't get to answer inappropriate gay dudes. Right. I pulled that up earlier in case we had a chance. So yesterday, he said,

based on the sound of my voice, I've one, been to at least one rent fare. Two, would be a water bender, if given the choice. Three, prefers a whopper to a Big Mac. Four, favorite sushi, spicy tuna. 5 has never owned a cassette tape.

I had cassettes when I was a little kid. I was born in the early 90s. They were still around. My favorite sushi is going to be eel. I would take a big Mac. For a Missouri guy. You're in Missouri, right? That's right.

I like that Unagi with that eel sauce. Yeah. That hits. That hits. Airbender. Come on. Airbender. I was going to say Malcolm gives mad air bending vibes, not water.

Thank you. That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. But I have been to the Renfair before. So there's that. You got one. You can see Malcolm storming in the live action avatar, The Last Airbender. That's me.

Okay. Guys, I've learned it. She's ready. It's like, I'm going to give you the lead up too. Okay, yeah. I don't see us ever being together ever again like we used to be when we was teenagers, but then, of course, everything always happens for a reason. I guess I never meant to be, but it was just something we have no control over,

and that's what just destiny is. But no worries, rest your head and go to sleep. Maybe one day we'll wake up, and this will all just be a dream. Now hush, little baby, don't you cry, everything's going to be all right. Yeah, uh-huh. Stepping that little up, little lady, I told you. Yeah, we got to hold you through the night. A little bit.

I know mommy's his n'round, and I don't know why. We're really feeling science. Yes. Maybe you're a little crazy, pretty baby, but I promise mama's going to be all right. Like the minute you said the song, I was like, fuck, I know that song. We are, well, we'll see if you know the next song or Star Wars quotes, but we won't see yet because we are $30 away. Guys, get us there so that we can get to our next goal because we're going to be doing some

impressions. and I know how much you guys like to torture Brett. Wow, as I said that, he literally... He left. He heard impressions and he was like, fuck this. Okay. Luckily, Roxy and I are impressionists as a full-time job, so we got you. Yeah.

It's not like Winston's much, much better than us. Not even close. Not like Winston's DMX was a dead fucking ringer. Like, unbelievable when he did that with you are. Is he do a good DMX? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you mean. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello, it's DMX. Nice to meet you. First of all. That's my DMX. First of all, and I thank the force. The force is that all around us, surrounds us, it's inside of us. It helps us to connect to all things.

Second of all, all I gotta say is, destiny. That's a real thing right there. I'm not doing great today, but it's okay. It's okay. You need the beat in the background. It helps. The beat helps. The beat, you're really good on the beat.

Well, definitely helps. I think that that just showed us we need more impressions later in the show, which we'll get to after we get to this next tier, but we need 30 more dollars. Get in loud, get in proud, get in soon because we are getting out of here in 17 fucking minutes.

We have not been enough money, y'all, for a show in which it's got Steph, Winston, Brett, Alex, myself, and the man behind the machine, Malcolm, where are you guys at? Show up. Appreciate you. All right, Alex, keep going with those super jets. Dream chats.

Stream a lab, yeah. Justin Squares, it's time for another episode of Roxy at the Cookout. They were changing it up. So, Winston, you're with Roxy, but leave for a minute to get some food. You come back and Roxy is performing a live birth. What do you do? Can the cookout handle a live birth? Wait, this is a question for Winston.

For Roxy at the cookout now, this is the only time Winston's in the hot seat. Winston, there is only one answer to this, and I'm curious if you know what it is. Did you see the live birth? Yeah, I always saw it. I saw it. Winston, this is about whether you believe in me or not.

I always believe in E Roxy, but that might be the moment where I'm like, Mom, I don't know that white girl. I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know why she's doing a live birth right now. Ryan Payne donated $35. And if that mockingbird don't sing and they ring don't shine. I-M-M-A break that birdie's neck.

I'll go back to the jewelry who sold it to you and make him eat every carrot. Don't fuck with Dad. Yeah. I love you so much, Rox. The answer is Winston. Winston. The answer is Roxy knows better than at the cookout on her first time to do a live. birth.

Are you guys kidding me? That is actually super correct. I am not an embarrassing creature. There's no way which is digging me to the cookout. And my response is, yes, this is my opportunity to do a live birth. Roxy. Icebreaker. I've seen too many like the hangovers with like Zout Gellifanakis and Will Farrells

and shit that my brain immediately went to. Fuck it. Roxy might do a live birth of this thing and then I got a period. The audacity of me going over to somebody else's ketchup and mustard situation. putting it on my body and poking my no no no listen would would i do it at the cookout on my 50th time there once i'm already known as the jokester i am but the first time no no that's that's what is he's fucking chill i mean you would be on world star in like five seconds no shit dude and not in a fucking good way roxy yeah

you're ready. Well, let's see if you guys are ready because we officially made it over that $500 hump, which means we are getting to the last one of the night to figure out who is whose daddy. Here is where we are at with this, guys, because you all got a point on that last one. The only people in contention for the title right now

are, in fact, Stefan Winston. So here's the deal. Winston is one behind Steph. He's going to have to go for it here. And Steph's going to have to slip up a little bit if he wants to take this title of our daddy, Star Wars champion. All right.

Here is the either quote or lyric. Be with me. And it's a simple one. Be with me. Okay, let's go. Why? Why are you helping me? Oh.

Why, why are you helping me? Oh, my stomach just growled so loud. I think the mic could get up. I mean, we've got a divided chat on our hand right now. Karen seems to be pulling for Winston. Lloyd's pulling for Steph. Team C's. I'm going to answer just to prove that I know it.

Oh. Oh, wow. Penn's down, thumbs up, hands up. Okay, let's see. Malcolm says Star Wars Finn No

it's not you're close God damn I just realized it's fucking oh but I put Ray it is I knew the scene

So Steph don't have Star Wars I don't know Star Wars Okay you had Star Wars Alex did you have I had I had the song called Why Are You Helping Me

By Marzonia Oh my God That's That's the right answer probably. All right. It's fucking Poe, isn't it? It is, it is, Poe isn't it? Leia.

He's Po and the Force Awakens. No, to Finn, when Finn is helping Po. And Poe says, why are you helping me? Oh, yeah. And he says because you need a pilot. Yes. I would have tied her fuck! It's a good time to remind everyone.

Finn should have been a Jedi. I agree. It's also a bit time to remind everybody who's our daddy. Okay, this is how I want all the kids to behave. I need best behavior, dressed up, asses out, breaking back, throwing ass, kissing ass, all of the asses. This is daddy's time to rain, everyone. Thank you so much, Roxy, for giving this award to me.

It means so much all the mommy's out. Hey! Throw ass! This is the dad. Daddy rain where we throw ass break back. Stay no to crack. Let's fucking go. It was really good.

Oh, yes, Winston. Steph's the winner, but Winston just secured himself an MVP on that one. That was really, really good. That's true. That's true. I mean, the way that that cloak was shaking. Yeah, it was doing that thing. Guys, this is a really big deal.

And I will say, I think we understand why now Steph hosts a Star Wars show and Winston hosts the Inner Geekdom show. and they wiped the floor with everybody else. So that makes sense. I just know that Laura and Ace are going to be very disappointed in me. That's the only thing. She kind of fired me and taking me off the Sith Council. That's also true.

I stump Steph or Winston once, though, on whether something was a quote or a lyric. The only thing that stumped you guys was who said it, not if it was a quote or a lyric. So that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm impressed. These were some Star Wars-y-like lyrics. Good job. Yeah, they were.

Well done, Roxy. Yeah, that was a fun game. So, guys, I think for, we have 10 minutes left. I'm hoping that we hit that 600 mark pretty soon because I think at that we should do some sort of an impression off. Everybody gets to bring their best Star Wars character to the table. And we'll see how it goes. You can pick whoever you want. We need 90 more dollars to get there.

So send in that money. You want to see us, honey? Funny, funny. Oh. Be funny. Isn't it funny? Yeah, I could have guessed that lyric. Oh, that's what you were doing?

Oh, this, wow. Wow, it was so on beat. That was Groku, not me. Really good. Alex, talk to me about what the people are saying. Well, first, you know, I have a, I did reference Babu Frick in one of my songs, so I'm very sad you didn't pick that lyric rocks. Oh, can you say it? I'm really sorry.

What was the lyric? It's, um, uh, shoot, what is it? Babu Frick, um, yeah, it's, fucking ill bitch. That's okay if you don't remember it. I'm getting freaky like Babu. Oh. Oh, yeah. Step out here saying, oh, yeah, like she remembered.

Yes, Steph. Sing that part of the song. He said it earlier today. He said it saying it earlier today. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's my bop. I listen to all the time. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. Tone. That's a fucking, are we having a war? Are we having a war? I know. I just brought a friend for Rugo. I figured he would,

I figure he would like love hanging with BBA. That's all. He would. BBA would understand him. Bram. I remember it now. Kuya said to think of it as I plan to. So you got to choose to view it through a hue with blue.

But who knew, I'd still be waiting. in a queue, biting my time till I can get freaky like Baboo. There it is. There you go. It's way better when you wear it with all the other stuff. Yeah. Alex is good.

Alex, underrated star. Yeah. That's the truth. Working his way up. All right. Let's hear what other people are saying, though. And guys, get it. We only have, like, you have like five more minutes.

If you want the impression off, we have five more minutes for 90 more dollars. And if we don't make it there, then the force is not with us. And the galaxy is furloughed. away than we thought and also we tried we didn't do or do not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably not going to come.

That's the problem. He won't. Yeah. And if he does, it doesn't come. Yaddle is going to be left. Yeah, Yaddle is going to be left alone with no Yoda. What color, and I want honest answers, honest answers, what color is Yoda's come? It's certainly green.

Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm black and yet my cum is white. So I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Yoda's come is like a light blue, kind of like a saber. I know his saber is green, but I think maybe it's like a light blue. The blue milk was actually based off of Yoda's com sample. Oh, no. Who told you that, JJ?

I mean, was that a whose original was that? That was straight from JJ. Oh, yeah. I thought so. Yeah, who had heard it straight from George Lucas. Oh, wow, wow. Wild, wow.

Georgie told JJ told JJ told Stake. Yeah. Stets me, Seth, Pete. Yeah. Brett, any guesses? I think it's just regular. Regular. Flammar.

So Brett doesn't want to play the game. This is just one of those. I don't know. That just is one of those where I'm just like, okay, this is my life. decide what Yoda's I'm a looks like

okay cool this is very gorn now my mom the one thing I never wanted to do was disappoint Brett and I feel like

I've done that today oh no I just was like huh is this really something I'm contemplating right now you gotta do your best

to think about these things you know you never know when it's gonna deem itself to be important I think Isn't it, I mean, throughout the animal kingdom, isn't it all the same looking? I don't know.

I honestly don't know. Well, my time in the jungle, I found a few different things. Some, there's no, it's just like sparkles. So there are not switches. Some, yeah, is more of like a scale that comes. It's really, yeah, just like our biodiversity is super diverse. so we don't know how come is going to come. I do know now from going to an ad on, you know,

when I'm like, hey, learn a bunch of facts about zoos. I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm shitting. I have time. And one of them was like there's somebody's job is to jerk off the dolphins in the whales for artificial insemination. And the whales, like, and they'll just kind of lay back and go like, I'm ready. It's crazy. Yeah.

I don't know. How do you put that on your resume if you get a different job? Do you think that that would help or hurt your abilities to, like, do you think that would make it easier or harder than when you would jerking either yourself off or a partner? I think completely different. Do you think the skill sets don't align? Yeah. No.

Because I don't know. If you could finish off a whale, I mean, I'm nowhere close to this. That, I mean, I'm thinking. But isn't the whale of an inward? My hair is falling apart. It is until it comes out. Then it's,

that it's all the way out there. Like, the way that, like, dogs or rhinos, it just, then it just, like, pokes out of nowhere. Yeah. I mean, that,

you could put that on a Tinder profile, I think, and you'd get some likes or whatever. Alex. Alex is done. I'm not saying much, but I can finish off a whale. Let's just say that.

And then, I don't know, maybe the, Maybe they, you know, maybe not the suitors you're looking for, but you might attract some. Oh, my God. I just realized, I just realized that strippers may be the greatest whale jacker offers ever. Oh, my God. I think so.

You think it's like a whole body endeavor? Well, I mean, they're ginormous rocks. And, like, probably about the size of a stripper pole. So, like, you could ride up and down that motherfucker. Like, holy shit. I like how all of us have wanted to exit this conversation. for like five minutes, but all of us keep adding something to the conversations.

It's just, you know, it's just... No. Who chapsed out first? And it's going to be me. Alex's going to. Alex to talk to us about what the people in the streamlads are saying. Speaking of jerking off whales.

Dagan says, Hey, crew, may the fourth be with you all. Free for all spoiler question for Roxy. So if you haven't seen the free for all, You can watch it on our YouTube channel. It's all there. So if you haven't watched it, here's a spoiler for you. Roxy, what was the decision to, what was behind the decision to put Alex Damon in as your last spot?

I was convinced that it would be Brandon Hanna. Do you think Hanna would have fared better against the flouse? Interesting. Brandon Hanna never expressed any interest in playing in the free-for-all. and Alex has been on my squad for an additional season and is truly true like he is a two-division player for me and so honestly what the conversation was is that I had saw on Twitter Alex Damon had posted out

somebody had been like you should play in the free for all and he said something like I would love to and I called him and said Alex you do everything for this team When you want something, you let me know and we do it. And he said, I want this. And I said, great. So that was the decision. When you have a player like, and by the way,

Brandon Han is fucking awesome and he would have been great too. But when you have a player like Alex Damon who is expressing interest in something and somebody that also, and I'm sure you have this on your team, Winston, you have to, you want to keep your players happy, especially the ones who bring you so much. just they put so much time into this. To be a Star Wars, an IG player, you're putting in more, if those are your two leagues, your two divisions,

you're putting more time than anybody else. Like those two are the most too intense. So if he wants something, I want to give it to him at all times. And so it really was not about, and also when we do trivia, Alex is really good. So, but the decision was not as much about

Alex needs to win this. It was more about Alex wants to try this, and I need that for Alex. That in the fact that like, Go look at his, the, the champions match that happened where he was actually holding his own against Dan and Smetzel. He's very good with trivia. He is.

He just happened to get questions he didn't know. And that happens. And it came down to who can finish off a whale quicker. I mean, that's all. What? As managers, you need to make these decisions. And then sometimes do you have to throw something in like that? because sometimes it's not about the trivia.

Sometimes it's about... I asked to know how long it would take you to a jerk off a whale. And he said 45 seconds, and to me that was 42 seconds too long. Yeah. Jesus. That's what happened there. All right. We got a few more stream labs.

I'm going to skip over the ones that aren't Roxy and Stuffface because since they're on today. Adrian Bailey says, Hi, group. There is three of my favorite people on the panel. Winston, Stefan Roxy. I love Alex and Brett, too. Steff, you look so great as Princess Leia. Roxy, you're beautiful too.

Hashtag R.J., hashtag Dimpletit. Yeah, that's my nickname. Say it loud. Mr. Anis says, happy birthday day to my favorite Shmodan manager. Sorry, Roxon Winston. Shannon, who apparently is my twin of destiny. It's your birthday, day? Yes, it's Shannon's birthday day. Born on the exact same day on completely other ends of the world.

It must have been the force. That was for Mr. Anis. Happy birthday, Shannon. Yeah. Leonard Kim says, Hello, everyone, what a crew. In retrospect, I'm glad Dr. Strange wasn't in Wanda Vision. The finale was great without him.

Steph, Winston, you definitely understood the assignment. So the council, what is your favorite Star Wars film? Shout out World Girls. Empire. Last Jedi. Return of the Jedi. What does no assignment mean? What does that mean?

Oh, it's a new thing on, like, social media. Get it. So they'll say, like, you know, like, Alan Scarsguard knows the assignment and, like, put up, like, all the pictures of the roles he's played where he's, like, fucking nailed it. Okay. You're just, like, nailing whatever the thing is. I was with you, Brett. I just put the pieces together, but I didn't know it either. Yeah, I thought it started for some, yeah.

Winston, why haven't you answered the question? You just can't you. I was contemplating it. I don't know if I have, I would probably say return. Return. I don't think anything will ever unseated because it was the first one I actually. actually saw, so I think that that's, that's probably why. All right.

Alex, keep rolling through, because we are past that 12 o'clock. Our! Kirby French says, if Star Wars porn parodies was a wheel-slice, Winston would dominate the division. Yep. Yeah. Found that out today. Put that on the non-dating app because you have a perfect girlfriend, but just

dating app. Yeah. Lloyd Nann says, hi, hi, Roxy. Hey, Steph. Team Stees. Hell yeah. Hey. There you go.

And then Garth Harkness and Murray says, I like to talk about jerking out dolphins in Wales. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It makes sense. I mean, it's like the nature channel here. Mm-hmm.

I thought that's what everybody came here for was to. Totally. If Loki jerked off dolphins, I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious porpoise. Oh. Huh. Yeah, no, I agree. Oh, you guys.

that's all the Roxy slash Steph ones for today I can keep on going if you want to finish them all off like a whale what do you think rocks I hate what you just did I don't know what everybody's game plan in life is right now talk to me really quick Winston Steph Brett you guys have two more minutes for Alex to run through these yeah yeah all right let's I should ask you probably first we good Malcolm oh we good Alright, let's go. Okay, interproper brigade, he says, based on the sound of his voice, Malcolm, one, prefers green milk to blue milk. Two, owns a lightsaber.

Three, owns a once force choke, the fool, talking smack to him. Four, used to date a Twilac until she got a date to death sticks. Five is not white, but a changeling. Whoa. I'm like getting doxed here, guys. This is... How do they know my life so well all of a sudden? Was any one of those true?

All of them. Whoa. Although, in my defense, that fool that I force choked was a pissed off Gimori and Guard, so. Deserved. Okay. All right. Ace Moni says, oh, snap, Malcolm is from Missouri?

I'm in Kansas City. Is he on the KC or St. Louis side of the state? Or are you unfortunately adrift in the seat of rural red counties? And also, what's their exact? Address and social. I'm not going to say where I live these days, but I grew up outside St. Luke. The mystery continues.

Almog says, Wait, Malcolm, you play magic? What's your favorite format? And why is it Commander? Did you see my Shmodeon MTG cards in the Facebook group? Coincidentally, I actually added a card for Roxy today. Also, people, watch the World Girls' Twister episode. Thanks, friend.

Yeah, do that. That was a great episode. Appreciate you. Alex. Okay. Jamie John, last one. Winston, do you think Mystic Gohan is wasted in Boo Saga? Also, Goetanks versus Super Boo fight is drag and cringe-worthy.

Super Ghost Comic-Chi attack. That's accurate. That's super accurate. Musti Gohan was wasted. We literally got to be excited about him for all of, like, an episode, and then he got washed on some bullshit. So yeah, no, I agree. They kill Gohan.

That's the worst thing. They ruined an amazing character. That's fucking weird. Disagree. I'm down with the booze saga. I'm okay with adult Gohan. I kin adult Gohan. Dude, but like that's the thing.

How are you going to go from being the strongest dude out of everybody to just being completely washed? And then you finally get a power up that puts you back above everybody and you're automatically get your ass whooped. after one episode. It's so infuriating. He is the best, and they ruined him. All right.

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