The Kristian Harloff Show - WB Says NO to Ayer Cut, Ayer Responds - SEN LIVE #348

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

On today's show, John Rocha hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Winston A. Marshall, Roxy Striar, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña and Ryan Nilsen to talk about the possibility of WB releasing the "AYER CUT"... Seth Rogen is going to be in Spielberg's next movie, no host (again) at this years Oscars, Falcon and Winter Soldier had a huge Disney+ debut, and there's a Hawkeye spin-off series on the way? Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. What's up, everybody? Happy Tuesday morning here in the world. In the world, that's it. That's all I'm going to say. Happy Tuesday morning. Hope you're doing all right. Hopefully you've recovered from the shenanigans of the weekend
Starting point is 00:00:34 and your Monday hangover and you're ready to start your week once and for all. For those of you who are getting vaccinated, congratulations. Way to go. Good job. Make sure you have some toilet paper near you. For those of you who are not getting vaccinated,
Starting point is 00:00:47 Don't worry, your time will come. Your time will come in the world. So I'm excited to be to host for the great Christian Harlov. Today, I am the outlaw, John Rope, and join as always by an amazing group of talented, intelligent, funny people. And I can't wait for you all to meet them before we start the show. As we start the show, let's get to it. Brett Sheridan, how are you, brother?
Starting point is 00:01:10 Good, good. You missed it. That would have been a perfect joke if you said funny, amazing, talented people and Brett. But I'll let you save that for a different show. I'm going to write that. I'm going to write that one down. Comedy genius, Fred Sheridan says, I got it.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I got a whole... Missed opportunity. Doing great, John. How you do? Thank you. I'm good. I'm good. And speaking of comedy geniuses and marathon people,
Starting point is 00:01:32 Roxy Shrier, how are you, lady? I'm a marathon person. Wow, that could be misinterpreted. I'm so slow. You did hours and hours of the world girls over the weekend. I think that counts as a marathon. Yeah, we did. And thank you to all of you guys who came through to participate. It was awesome. Much appreciated. It was a blast. It took a picture of my feet. Very weird day in my life. Very weird day. Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 00:01:57 And of course, Winston A. Marshall here on a Tuesday. How are you, Winston? I'm good, man. I'm, I'm disappointed in you, Roka. What did I say? No, no, no, no, no. It's just I saw you on said marathon, and you were, you were dodging dares. And I put it, I was, I like truth.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I'll take truths over dares because sometimes can be more dangerous than a dare. So everyone said we didn't hold you guys to the fire enough. And it's like one, yell called her boss and said she just took a dump. How are we going to hold anybody to the fire more? than that. Yeah. How?
Starting point is 00:02:32 That's fair. No, no, no. It was the whole thing. I guess that's a good point. When I came on, the World Girls were already wasted. So it was a whole different time. I tuned in and they were dressed.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Jay and Winston, I tuned in a little bit later and they were undressed. So I was like, clearly this is the nighttime portion of the show. Look, man. Look, look, next time just ask Roxy. I'm sure we'll get you and Lady Outlaw.
Starting point is 00:02:58 And then all of a sudden, you'll be the one with the shirt. off and show lady out all be like what the fuck is your problem exactly and storm out of the room absolutely that's for sure uh but let's Alex Marzone you're here as well how are you Alex what's with the Batman thing in the back there uh it's a Batman pretzel uh do you know one of the companies that makes pretz the biggest company uh-huh anti ants uh it's uh it's uh it's uh sniders Snyder's Snyder's oh they've come out with pretzel are they soft or are they hard Release the Snyder.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Release a Snyder pretzel. Yeah. Hello. I like it. It's got to be four hours alone that pretzel. All right, Ryan, what is your feeling? How are you feeling? The Philadelphia Eagles have signed a new quarterback to back up your guy there.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Are you okay with that? Are you happy with that? Yeah. My sports this week have been a little rough. My brackets busted. Everything's on fire. So, yeah, I mean, we'll see how. Dylan Hertz goes, the Eagles are not looking great this year, but I'm still all on board for the Sixers, man.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Yeah, all right, fair enough, fair enough. They're looking good, that's for sure. Well, we're going to get into so many things here in the world of entertainment, maybe take a couple of detours into some sports, depending on what questions you send. And speaking of questions and comments, please send in your streamlap, super chat, small watch. You know 500 is the goal we like to hit, but a thousand makes us really look good in the eyes of Christian Harloff. It keeps us all coming back every day. So please send in your questions, comments, thoughts. Some of you have seen all the stuff that's going on, what your feelings about the Snitka, feelings about the World Girls Marathon,
Starting point is 00:04:33 feelings about blurts in the hood, feels about anything. Come and send it in, Brett and Kate's play date, or are they hanging out afterwards, and Brett having 15, almost 1,500 followers on stereo, all kinds of stuff to talk about for sure.
Starting point is 00:04:45 You got a love with Christian Harlov text. He goes, dude, do you know how much money you can make off a stereo? And you're like, yeah, I'm not making the money you're making, Chris.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I got that call yet. I got that call yesterday, too. He's like, check it, check it. check it and I was like you and I are not the same. Yeah. Why don't you see some of your followers? But honestly, it's more than none, which I'm digging right now.
Starting point is 00:05:06 As tax season is up, I'm really appreciating every single dollar. Oh, shit, I got to do my taxes. Oh, there we go. We got until May 15th now. They extended it by a month, Winston, so you're good to go. Oh, Lord. That was May 25th. It's May 15th.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Oh, is it May 25th now? Okay, May 25th. I don't want to. See, now I can't trust either of you. and it's due on April 15th again. Not trust me. Somebody Google that. Do not send your taxes in late because I just...
Starting point is 00:05:34 May 17th. May 17th. Somewhere in the middle. Oh, boy. So we were both wrong as shit. Wrong, very wrong. At least yours would have gotten them in on time, John. That's true.
Starting point is 00:05:46 It's true. It's true. But let's get into it. Let's get a member of the Stream Lab, Superjuts, and Smobots. Alex, what's our first thing to talk about here, my friend? Talk about the main topic. Though the release, the Snyder Cutter. campaign worked in getting a director's true vision out to the public the same may not work
Starting point is 00:06:01 for David Ayer's suicide squad Warner Brothers CEO and Sarnoff made it clear that the studio would not be developing Ayer's cut to which Ayer responded why roke are you surprised that WB won't be releasing Ayer's version I it's a weird thing I Flickinger summed up best yesterday Schmo down competitor now Flick John Flickinger he is he's something he said you know it seems really weird that WB came out on Monday was immediately trying to downplay the Snyder cut, downplay people's feelings or enjoyment of it, and start
Starting point is 00:06:33 to move the narrative on to their future projects they've got coming on. I'm not surprised by this because A, the movement isn't anywhere near as strong for David Ayer. B, I'm sure they don't want to do anything connected to the Snyderverse and the suicide squad
Starting point is 00:06:48 is anymore. And C, I just don't think there's that impetus necessarily to make this film any better. You still have this in the film. I don't know how you're going to edit that out of the film. So I think those are the reasons there. Roxy, what do you think this is a, you think this is a sad thing or are you surprised by this at all? But first of all, I think that your enchantment dance could use some work. I think if you're going to enchant's dance, you've got to put a little like arms up with it too. So let's work on that
Starting point is 00:07:17 just in case. A lot of notes for me today. All right. Go ahead. Yes. Second of all, I should probably finish my makeup before I talk about this because I almost called out of the show this morning when I got the rundown for the show. I if you guys do not know what lives in infamy, me on Collider two three years ago. Okay. 2018 20 me saying that the Snyder cut doesn't exist has plagued every single day of the rest of my life forever, forever. I woke up this morning to multiple tweets. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Every single day since that point, somebody has said something to me about it, has come, slid into me, attacked the living shit out of me, no matter what I'm posting about,
Starting point is 00:08:07 if I'm posting about anti-Semitism, if I'm posting about farts, no matter what I'm posting about, it's about that. So I know how long these clips can live. So if we're talking about the air cut, I really should have come with a better face on because this clip will last for a really long time. So, so here's what I will not say. I will not say that this cut will never, that this is true. I don't know. I do not know. I do not know.
Starting point is 00:08:35 It might one day change. It might one day not change. There is a world in which the air cut does exist and a world in which we see that. And I, I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. That's how I feel. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I don't know. Are you, but are you, but the question is, are you surprised? by the fact that the Warner CEO, Ansarnoff said there will be no A or cut. Plead of it. Plead of it. Okay. No, I'm surprised by them saying it.
Starting point is 00:09:10 That's what they said about the snar cut. Yeah. So things change. I'm not surprised that any studio who doesn't currently have the intention of one day releasing something says we, that's not what's happening. But then when fans do what fans do, if there's another pandemic and there's no movies coming out that year, and then there's so much pushback about a certain cut of something, is it possible that possibly on HBO Max we would ever see an air cut with $70 million put into it afterwards because the amount of fans that raged against the machine and raised a ton of money for a great cause to and combined those things pushed for it, there is a world because never say never
Starting point is 00:09:57 Goonies never die insert other movie quotes here so I'm not surprised they said it but also it doesn't mean jack shit that they said it right it's a good point you make there Winston she's absolutely correct the former regime in knowing would have ever released
Starting point is 00:10:13 the Snyder cut the new regime was able to do it because as Roxy pointed out all these different factors that came into play so do you are you surprised that she's saying this and do you think this is just a temporary thing who knows if like they released a couple of DC films or three or four DC films and they tank then they replace those executives that an air cut may at some point show up what do you think um I'm of the mindset with a lot of stuff I'll take a slight baby detour like I think that I agree with Roxy and that never say never again I think that anything anything could happen at this point we've we've been proven that but I will say the way in which we got here some of of it was good. So like the charity raising that we're talking about phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Some of it was fucking God awful. And that like from a pure artist standpoint, seeing the true vision of Snyder was amazing. I was one of those people that like a little long for my taste, but I didn't feel like I've said this a couple of times that said it last Friday on our IG takeover. Go watch the IG Friday's at 9 a. Travis Gilbert donated $20. Thank you, Travis. See the air cut is Schrodinger's cat it both exists and doesn't exist happy tuesday folks happy tuesday um but i don't i don't like i don't like i don't like the fact that like roxy for example said that and people decided it was appropriate to that attack her every single fucking day that this is where i draw my line in the
Starting point is 00:11:45 sand and i'm like i don't want the air cut i don't want any more sniderverse i don't want any of it because the whole thing is the one thing that at least my black mama always drill to my if I act like a brat, I don't get gifts. I get punished. I get a belt. You know what I'm saying? I get put in time out. I get my toys taken away. And so the problem is for all the good that was done, again, there was a lot of amazing money raised for charity. That's phenomenal. How many people were just straight up like rude and harassing and whatnot to get to where we are? What I'm very concerned about is that is the route that is about to go again to try and get this. So will it happen? Who knows? I honestly have
Starting point is 00:12:25 no idea because Warner could, like you said, the pandemic could restart again. They're not coming with it, it doesn't fucking happen. They could look at it and look at these numbers and the Snyder cut is the highest streaming thing that Warner will ever see and they go, damn. Maybe we should just go ahead and do this whole thing. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:12:42 The one thing I do know, if it's going to spawn out of negativity, I don't want it. That's where I'm at. Okay, that's fair. Sheridan, what's your thoughts on this? There's a phrase people use and I hopefully use it right because I I would often use it wrong, but is it I couldn't care less about this?
Starting point is 00:13:01 People you tend to say I could care less, but that's the wrong way. The chat will correct me if I'm wrong. But yeah, I don't really give a shit. There's my take. And leave Roxy alone, you fucks. Yeah, well, I think everyone feels that way too. Leave Roxy alone for God's sakes. But also, like, I think it's also, like,
Starting point is 00:13:25 Like a bit of sad behavior because like you don't know what happened behind the scenes, you behind your keyboard. You don't know what the decisions were, the conversations were. We have reports of what they were, but we don't know. So yes, at the time, a lot of people felt there wasn't a cut. A lot of people felt the studio was very clear that it was never going to come out. And they were very clear it was never going to come out. But so many things needed to happen.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So if you're not intelligent enough to understand that factors, a lot of factors played into it more than just you clamoring for it with a hashtag a lot of things head line up and you really need to take another look at yourself and stop hassling people on the internet for god's sakes Alex what do you think are you surprised by and sarnoff's uh questions or i'm sorry a decision to not to flatly deny that they will ever release an air cut well yeah as you said as broxy and Winston have said like things can change they probably will change i think a major factor is uh if the reception on the suicide squad. Like, if that's, if that's universally hated,
Starting point is 00:14:28 maybe that changes their mind on this air cut. Who knows? Yeah, if there's another, as Rocky said, if there's another pandemic, if they're trying to launch HBO Max Plus, maybe this would be there. So who knows, who knows? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:45 All right, what do you think there, Ryan Nelson? What's your feeling? There's a ton of with this. I think, look, there's toxic fandom all over YouTube, well for Twitter with nearly every big franchise ever, particularly Star Wars. As much as I love Star Wars, my favorite thing on Earth, it has the most toxic fandom hands down of anything ever. And same goes, I think, with DC and Marvel. There's a lot of toxic fans with all this stuff. I love The Snyder Cut. I'm really happy it came out. I did believe it was going to come for a while,
Starting point is 00:15:13 but I don't really think to go with Roxy, like, it's messed up that there were so many people who came out and were kind of bashing people who might not have, like, voiced the same thing at the same time. We can all still love it. We can all change our minds. I think with this, this is a different scenario than the Snyder cut entirely. Maybe the stuff behind the scenes wasn't too dissimilar, but I think, you know, this happened, this movie came out along the same time as Josh Trank's Fantastic Four, which that was the case of a director being very dissatisfied with what the studio did his movie,
Starting point is 00:15:40 and he was vocal about it, and the movie sucked. This one, I think he played ball. From everything I've read from Hollywood Reporter articles, it sounds like he had a cut of the movie, they got rid of his editor, and the company who edited the, the trailers that everyone loved for this movie edited this movie and you can kind of tell I rewatched it a few weeks ago it's a music video for the first half hour
Starting point is 00:16:00 and it's easily the most disappointing of all the DC films in my opinion I think I'm a little surprised that they said absolutely not and he goes why because they could frame this as a hey here's an extended cut like this isn't a movie that you know you need
Starting point is 00:16:16 a whole movement to get this other three hour version of a movie that already came out this could just be like yeah we're going release David Ayer's extended cut of Suicide Squad, and I think the reason they're not even entertaining any of that is because we have a Suicide Squad movie coming out in August. Audio listener donated $50.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Wow, thank you. I recently found out about the DC Comics supervillain Angleman. He has his trust weapon the angler. As the resident comics expert, can you explain Angleman to us and why he should be in the air cut? Oh,
Starting point is 00:16:47 Angleman. I mean, well, you know, he comes at things from different directions, different angles. It's like you, you never know what he's doing. He can take a hard, you know, he can do it a 90 degree, you know, he can do it 45, you know, it doesn't matter. He'd do a complete 180 on it. Ryan Payne donated $20. We all can be wrong about something, but it takes a big person to about that wrong. Roxie, you do not have to apologize to those trolls. I mean it's 100% you are the most amazing person they don't deserve to keep bothering you. Fuck them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yep. Where's the lie? I, um, I did apologize, though, and I keep apologizing because I really, really upset people when I said that it didn't exist. Um, yesterday, two days ago, somebody called me a bigot for saying it didn't exist. What? What? And, and Mike, I hate everything.
Starting point is 00:17:46 And Mike took to my defense. Um, so I apologize because whatever I said, was so upsetting to so many thousands of people that it has plagued every day of my life. Like, I can't emphasize that enough. I want you guys to take my phone for a day just to see what's happened every day since I said that. And so I apologize to them.
Starting point is 00:18:12 And I apologize to me because it was the worst decision I ever made. I wish I never said anything because it was... I feel like this should be a great documentary on you. Like, I realize this, exploration, this like what, I mean, because there's real emotion coming out from what you're saying, Roxy right now. And you're right. None of us have, you know, access to your phone to see. But that would be so interesting to have a documentary created around this situation to kind of accompany the Zach Snyder release of this down the road a little bit. Maybe someone or some people
Starting point is 00:18:43 who are filmmakers would want to get involved with this and kind of showcase not just the toxicity here, but the connective toxicity that is happening across all phantoms and how someone like you who hosts a show called DC Movie News can make a comment like this and just be completely pilloried every day and how it affects your career, how to fix your mental health. All of that, I think it would be interesting to explore that if you'd be willing to do it, honestly. You'd be a great subject for it.
Starting point is 00:19:08 There's so many people who are really positive in the fan base, and I will say, like, when I did come out and apologize, I had apologized on my show so many times. like, I'm sorry that I said this. I did not know it existed. It's now coming out. I'm happy I was wrong. I said we would never see it.
Starting point is 00:19:25 We are seeing it. That's great. I apologize to my show all the time because I did 365 days of it. So obviously it's a lot. I can talk about it. But nobody who's upset with me watches my show. So when I took to Twitter and finally said something and was like, I was wrong. I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:19:43 I said it wasn't going to come out and it came out. And you guys have called me every, every single thing under the sun for saying it didn't come out a racist a bigot every every word has been thrown my direction um a liar that i should off myself which is ironic considering the cause that you guys are fighting for but okay every single thing i'm not i'm not kidding here that it's been nuts um my co-host of dc movie news know they text me about it all the time because it's it's it's been wild and for three other people on the show who all said they didn't believe it existed and I'm the only one and what is the difference between me and them.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You cannot deny that it is my vagina. That's what's fucking happening here. But that's just just calling a spade a spade. But I, so I do want to acknowledge that there is, I'm sure the vast majority of this fan base is badass and great. They're just not as loud. And yeah. And then even when I liked the Snyder cut,
Starting point is 00:20:41 people said that that was hypocritical. Jesus Christ. So I can't. This is why we don't deserve a fucking air. We don't deserve a goddamn thing. You don't deserve the rest of a Snyderverse or nothing else. I don't care how good are the people, the good people need to call out these assholes
Starting point is 00:20:55 and get them to shut the fuck up. That's the problem. Like, you don't get things for being a dick. That's not how, I mean. But we did, but we did. I don't know. You get to be president sometimes. I'm saying, what I mean by that is,
Starting point is 00:21:12 people need to stop letting that happen. But we call it out, don't we? that we do call it out. We do, but clearly not enough. You know what I'm saying? So like, to that point, again, having seen the Snyder cut, I loved it. It's one of those things that watching how we got here,
Starting point is 00:21:35 it shouldn't have happened. Because of the stuff like this, people are doing things like this to people like Roxy and others that whatever type of way and thought that it was okay to be like this. This is not okay. Yeah, and I would encourage you all to read Sean O'Connell's book. He's over at Cinema Blend. He wrote a book about the Sidercup Movement, it's called Release the Sino Cup Movement,
Starting point is 00:21:57 and he explores the fractures and the divisions that happened as this thing gained steam and got bigger and how some of the people turned on each other and the people who were being toxic about it and how they were attacking other people and how certain sections of the movement were upset with that and pushing back on that. And so it certainly wasn't just, you know, everyone was okay with it. No one said anything. There were battles within the movement about some of the people who branched off and became more toxic and went after people like Roxy for because of their gender or because of their point of view or because of their look or their ethnicity or whatever. They went after them on a personal level and consistently.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And Ryan, remember we had somebody from the own company that we worked at who started attacking me. Remember this? Online. you don't remember? I do know. Sorry. You guys are pulling back. You guys are making incredible.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, I do agree. It's like everything Winston and Roxy were just saying, that is something that even I think I can do a better job at. It's like we have to call these people out more. It's great that we have a Snyder cut. And I know that the circumstances with the A. I don't be very different. Like, I don't think this would be a case where they would give David A.R. $70 million to like finish visual effects or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I think it's all kind of there for the most part. but at the same time, like, no, like, you can't, you can't reward this bad behavior. And just because, like, you get caught up in a movement, you're now becoming hypocritical for why you're even in that movement to begin with. So, yeah, yeah, you're right. It's not okay. I've just completely switched my opinion on this. Well, I also unrelated to this, just talking about air, I'm one of the few people who I really
Starting point is 00:23:39 liked Suicide Squad. So I really, I really enjoyed that. movie um and i know that that's a really hot take but you should die so i've heard so i've heard die i really like that i really like that movie i didn't hate it i i i thought it was okay i i wasn't like oh this is the worst thing i've ever seen i'm with you ronterscotherland donated twenty dollars i can't stand it anymore who fucking cares who was wrong or not it's a fucking movie it exists and some people were wrong about it people need to just live life and enjoy it instead of focusing on this.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Fandom sucks so much sometimes. Timson donated $20. Thank you, too. This absolutely fucking terrible. Those are holes who are trashing Roxy who said that she was wrong about the Snyder Cup not being true. Please go fucking outside and think about your pathetic life. We don't deserve more from Snyderverse if we're
Starting point is 00:24:38 toxic. True. Yeah, this is so not me being like that. the bottom line here is people need to stop harassing each other on social media just be nice it's not that fucking hard we love you roxy oh my god thank you this is so not a wo is me pity party it's not why i'm sharing it's having a conversation just when we're talking about it it is relevant um but the the reason i mentioned the love for suicide squad um is just to compare and contrast a little bit like what we're talking about going on behind the scenes ryan you said the things were similar to I think in some ways the cast both seem to love Snyder and air.
Starting point is 00:25:19 So in that way, those things are similar. But in all of the other ways, I think it's very drastically different. There was so much controversy about Snyder having to leave his own project and what exactly happened there. And at the time saying that he stepped away after the death of his daughter and then the reports coming out that that is not what happened and then the reports coming out that that was what happened and him being very vocal from day one
Starting point is 00:25:44 that he did not like the movie that was released and then all the cast slowly turning to support him. So like for all of those reasons, unless we started to see that with air where for some reason all the cast was like what happened to air is effed up. We stand by air. This other person like the Joss Whedon of the situation,
Starting point is 00:26:07 there isn't really one. So for them to like, they would have to pinpoint another person say what happened. Then we also have heard about on the Justice League set, all the investigations that Ray Fisher has brought to light.
Starting point is 00:26:18 So there's just so many vast differences that it would be, it would be very surprising if the same course of events took place. Yeah, and I don't think they want to. I mean, it started off was very, very clear. We want to move on. We gave you what we gave you.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Flickager said it best. Like your dad's saying, here, you wanted it, you got it. Now leave me alone. It's basically, that and they want to move forward. They don't want to be tied to Snyder, what they want to do. You've seen the hashtag, Restore the Snyderverse now is starting to pop up on social
Starting point is 00:26:51 media. Even Ray Fisher tweeted it out. Ray Fisher tweeted it out, man. And so it's like there's this now starting to push this idea. But in the end, I think WB is going to just run out the clock on this and move forward with their other projects. Or not. It is coming.
Starting point is 00:27:07 I do. Well, you know, we'll see. Remember, head your bets here, John. Or not. No, you know, I never, I never care about that, but I have the luxury to never care about that, Roxy. I'm not a woman. Two things before we move on from this, we'll go.
Starting point is 00:27:21 First is if you give a mouse a cookie, that's really where we're at at this point, and that's that whole thing. But the second thing is, can we all take two seconds to point out the great JTE, who was calling the overlord of Apocalypse dark seed on Friday? We had to stop the show. I was like, I need you to say it, right?
Starting point is 00:27:40 It's a dark side before we were. we get clown to the end of eternity, sir. JTE, can you please? He's like, did I say dark seed? Oh, my bad. Yeah. This happens sometimes. Like, I feel like comic books do this on purpose to kind of see who's the fan and who is not with things.
Starting point is 00:27:58 This used to happen often on DC movie news with Johnny, who Johnny was the least comic book reader of all three of us, all four of us. And there's things like, you know, the like Green Lantern, or Lex Corp and like people who don't know where the letter placement are will come or pronounce both those things wrong or like Darkside which looks like Darkseed. It looks like Darkseed. So I feel like comic books on purpose do this like you're either with us or you're against us. So like usually we're going to make it so you understand how to say something. But if you don't read us and you aren't talking about us, you're going to look like a fool sometimes. They do that shit. And I'm not mad at
Starting point is 00:28:39 it's like a little, it's a little, uh, their way of sliding in some people's DMs. Like, okay. I see what you're doing here. I'm going to help you out here. I still don't think the Snyder cut exists. Oh. Come at me. They won't. And I agree with Winston.
Starting point is 00:28:56 You give a mouse a cookie, you know, eats a cookie. You teach him out of make his own cookies. He'll eat cookies for the rest of his life. And in all fairness, it wasn't, it wasn't just a vagina thing. I think I got it worse because of my vagina, but John Campia doesn't have a vagina to the best of my knowledge, and he took a ton of heat on this one too.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Christian took a decent amount of heat on this as well. Neither of them as much as me, but they've got wee-weeas. Can I turn it around a little bit? Just a little bit. Yeah, turn it. Here's what I would say. Dock dread $20. Oh, thank you, man.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Is the Snyderverse truly dead? I mean Wonder Woman has gotten a sequel Aquaman, the flash has bat fleck, and in my opinion will probably connect to the nightmare at Cetera DC seems to be continuing the threads just not necessarily the Justice League. No? I mean, yes and no, I guess. Yeah, go ahead. Based off the fact that the Flash is supposed to be a Flashpoint movie,
Starting point is 00:29:52 I would definitely say that it is, because the point of Flashpoint, ultimately, the end of said story is to reset the universe. So, yes, I would argue yes. So maybe Ben shows up there, but certainly Keaton has shown up and a few other people in that Flashpoint situation in the Flash movie. so for sure but i would say turn around like this that is showing up the fact that you are an emperor donated 25 dollars roxy you don't deserve any of this if wb or said there wasn't a snider cut then they'd have to apologize because the no this was your opinion you said you were wrong nothing needed you're not the wb hashtag roxy rocks and i love snider cut overshadowed all e all
Starting point is 00:30:34 I really appreciate that. I think it's very easy to say you're wrong if you were wrong. And I said we weren't going to see this movie and I was wrong. So I have no problem. In life also, just in general to all of you guys, I say I'm wrong every fucking day about something. Every day. Ask Christian how many times I've called and been like, my bad.
Starting point is 00:30:56 I was wrong. I'm really sorry. It's so easy. If you did something stupid, just say like, I was wrong. That was on me. I'm really sorry. So easy. The easiest.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I'm just saying, if I'm turning it around, just saying, like, if you're in the company with Harloff and Campi, that means your voice carries that kind of weight. And your opinion carries that kind of weight. And there's a certain level of, I don't know, achievement you should feel about that, to be honest with you, that people care that much about your opinion. They're willing to have this kind of reaction. It's not a good thing in terms of their reaction. But it does mean that you've established a very strong foothold in that community. and that's a positive for your career and for your brand overall rocks. That's what I would say.
Starting point is 00:31:37 If I could turn off a little bit. This is a nice way of looking at it. I'll try to remind myself that of being called a bigot. And I said, that's fair. I totally understand that. Yeah. All right. Anyway, so let us know, I guess we're going to clip this part out.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Let us know what you all think about what Warner CEO and Sarnoff had to say about the air cut. I would love to see the air cut. I love David Ayer. I think they fucked him over with that cut. Fury is fantastic. and the watch is fantastic. So for me, I would love to see an air cut, but I understand also that they want to move on.
Starting point is 00:32:09 So we probably will never see it. Maybe as Winston said, an additional thing attached to a Blu-ray down the road, 10 years from now, whatever. Maybe he'll get a chance to do some scenes or do his version. We shall see, but we probably won't see it the way we do this.
Starting point is 00:32:23 This was an anomaly, and it probably won't happen ever again in the history of films the way it did this time around. But let us know what you thought in the comment section. like this video and subscribe to the Shmodan Entertainment Network. That was a lot of education.
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Starting point is 00:33:44 I've been taking the time during COVID to learn more cooking at home. And also, just recently, I was doing the Aaron Sorkin screenwriting classes, which very helpful. If you're ever interested in like, oh, how do I start a script? It's great. Walks you through it and there's different tiers, you guys. So check it out. Thank you for listening and back to the show. Does that class teach you how to write half sentences that get clipped off by the other person? You're so rude. You were so rude. You are the rudest individual. You are you are so, you are like if you, if they had, if you look up rude in the dictionary, it is very close in spelling to Roka. So that's probably why you'll see Roka there. But like, you could probably just merge the pages together and put your little face right there and shit. Also, It is amazing. Like, like post ad read, I got masterclass at the start of the year as well. Just because I had heard Issa Ray was releasing her masterclass. And between that and others,
Starting point is 00:34:40 like it genuinely is a thousand percent worth it. Like we're not fully out of the pandemic yet. We've all also learned to take more time for ourselves to learn things. I can't recommend it enough. Please go do that. It's you will not regret it. The Serena Williams was great one too. Oh, good. Go ahead, Roxy. Well, just speaking of the pandemic, moving us out of this first, and I'm just curious, John. Why did you say you need tissues if you get the vaccination?
Starting point is 00:35:03 Did you shit? No, somebody mentioned that they were afraid they might have to, they might get diarrhea off the second shot. That's fine. That's, that's, that's fine. I didn't want to mention anybody's names. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:15 It's cool. I didn't want to out of my friend. So, Roxy, I finally understand what you've talked about before where sometimes you have trouble with the poops. Yeah, often. I haven't gotten my second shot yet. I'm getting it as soon as the show's over.
Starting point is 00:35:26 So I got a heart out of noon. but um but like i just for whatever reason last night i just ended up a little constipated to the point where i couldn't sleep and i was like if this is what roxy is dealing with on like a regular basis i don't know how you there's like a brick in your stomach you got to start pushing around like i don't know how you let alone did 365 days of your show but how you have functioned how you have you really were manager of the year if you managed through not pooping and and like found away to get like the the odd couple of the belts and all that stuff i don't know how you did it this is why i'm bitchy a lot are you bitchy like the sweetest person of the world i'll be bitchy
Starting point is 00:36:11 sometimes and i'm like i haven't shit in like four days the irony is brett just went to go shit he did just brett just went to go shit why you call it out brett's poo-poo what the fuck you can take So is the vaccination, is the vaccination supposed to make you die-dye? No, not necessarily, but I mean in the same way that, you know, that when you get sick, sometimes that happens to, like, as one of the, as one of the symptoms you could potentially get is that. Yeah, I got nauseous. I got nauseous upwards, but not downwards from- Ryan's about to pass out.
Starting point is 00:36:41 He doesn't like the poop talk. I can see it. I can see he gets a little picket. You get a little picket. And how do you do this show? All Christian ever talks about are poops and farts. I don't get it. And movie reviews.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Poops and farts and movie reviews. on SEL live. The Amazon ASAP says, getting an animal, helps with a constipation. Oh, what do you think I'm a noob? You think I've never had an animal? And no, it doesn't. It doesn't, it does.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Now, for those that are like, oh, it causes constipation and it causes diarrhea, again, there's nothing that says it causes constipation. I've gotten the second shot yet. I'm going after the show is over. I'm saying that I am currently constipated, but I have heard of people getting diarrhea occasionally from it. It is one of the low,
Starting point is 00:37:21 it's like the 1% symptom. If you're getting symptoms, it's typically a fever or a headache or fatigue. It's not, it's not that, but, but if, if I have to steer people away from getting the vaccine. Potentially. This is like the opposite of Krispy Cream. It's like, we're not going to, you may not be able to shit if you get it. But, uh, it's like 1%
Starting point is 00:37:41 Sasha's tweet last night was hilarious on the Krispy Cream. She read Twitter. She goes, I'm trying, motherfuckers. You're trying to get back to Krispy Krikes. I don't know. I don't know. Are they handing them out on the street? You were all getting vaccinated. I tried all day yesterday in San Diego. No appointments. No appointments were available.
Starting point is 00:37:58 We drove from place. We called ahead. We looked on it. We drove to places. Nothing was available to us. We drove us insane, man. I mean, bro, again, I've been Instagram. You can, but I've been Instagram since last March.
Starting point is 00:38:11 So I fell under the category of an essential worker, like food distributor, all that kind of stuff. So it was easy for me to do that because they push like, Instagram was like, check out these places and whatever, whatever. but like yeah i don't know i might fly to houston because skinny young in shape brad gilmore got vaccinated i'm a fly to houston get vaccinated if he can get vaccinated i sure as fuck should be able to get vaccinated well didn't you get vaccinated yesterday no it's what i just told you we drove around i didn't understand i said it yesterday as if you had got like when you told us no game time you were yeah because i'm going to try to get vaccinated is what i said i thought you said we are
Starting point is 00:38:47 getting vaccinated i was like i'm so so you had no appointment and you had no appointment and you just spent the day just bopping? Yeah, bopping. Because they said there are certain places you can show up if they've got people cancel appointments or you can step in the line or wait all the day. So we had some time. Linley wasn't that busy at work. So we drove around to separate places to try to, oh shit, I said my girlfriend's name.
Starting point is 00:39:09 God damn it. Don't come after. But anyway, I didn't even hear what you said. He said Hillary. Yeah, Hillary. No, don't. Rodham. Clinton.
Starting point is 00:39:18 No. Not what I said. I wouldn't be doing this show if she was my girlfriend. I said right now. But this, this whole, we drove around and around and couldn't, couldn't,
Starting point is 00:39:28 uh, get into any of the slots and, uh, all these, uh, CBSs and right aids and even the urgent cares are full of people who were just like kind of storming the place early in the morning. I mean, at some point,
Starting point is 00:39:39 you can come look, look, look, like like, like mama, my mama church. They, they're,
Starting point is 00:39:44 they're teamed up with, with, with, uh, with, uh, uh, God, FEMA.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Like they have a big one that happens at the church. out here, if you want to get up here in LA, so if you want to drive back up here. Do I have to go to the service first? I mean, I'm cool going to the service, but I, you know, I just want to get vaccinated. I mean, I'll get saved. You can dip me in the water. I'm cool. As long as I get vaccinated.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Speaking of Winston's mom, who's been voting for her every single day? Where are you at people? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I've always wanted to do the Roxy Woo. That was a lot of fun. Woo. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:21 What, do you qualify? Is that a good question? Oh, you do? No, it's okay. I think if you qualify them, instead of driving around, we should spend time online. We did.
Starting point is 00:40:30 We did. And couldn't find any slots that were available in the next week. 25 miles. Nothing available for the next weeks and the next month. Yeah. So, I mean, you refreshed. Roca,
Starting point is 00:40:41 I'm texting you right now. All the time. I'm texting you right now. This is one at the Baldwin Hills Mall. And then I'll text you about the church one later. Yeah. You know, The important thing, guys, is that we're all going to get it.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Oh, really? Oh, really, Philly boy. Some of us might have the shit. Some of us might not. That is very important. It's a great point. And please stream lab, the Schmobot in if you have the shit ever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Your responsibility, if you've ever shit right now, you need to Schmobot in. That's just a test. Have you ever shit before? Oh, nice. This is at the mall. I can go shopping as well. Perfect. Do you watch the show while you're taking one?
Starting point is 00:41:20 Perfect. Let us know. Winston. I mean, if you don't smoke a lot in, are you a liar? You never do it. There we go. All right, let us know. Alex, so what's our next book?
Starting point is 00:41:31 I'm not a liar. So let me stream live real quick. One sec. Oh, boy. Some of that Filipino food, man. I'll go right through you. Alex, what's our next, what's our next thing? You guys have weird bowels, man.
Starting point is 00:41:45 No. I go four times a day. It doesn't go right through me. Four times a day is my kid. I love sex because I even try. normally caffeine does it and I tried it like I couldn't sleep last night and I was up at like 435 and I was like I don't want to take caffeine because I want to go back to bed but fucking I'm gonna try caffeine and then I was like so nothing like for real no I know
Starting point is 00:42:04 grapes maybe I'll just I'm just gonna have a massive salad telling you you gotta push you got to push the button it's the only way just like push my push my belly button nope not that like me oh you mean I mean I got a, oh no. You don't gotta go up. It's the area between the queen and the behold. For me. Oh, press on the tank.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Push on it on. And then it just, and then you just start the pooping. You don't just start. It takes days, but then starts the process. Filthy. Ryan, I need you to sit with what she's talking about,
Starting point is 00:42:40 please. Ryan, show me on the doll. All right. Alex, what do we got next, Alex? All right. Steven Spielberg has set set, Seth, Roe against the play.
Starting point is 00:42:50 young Spielberg's uncle in the autobiographical film. The movie also stars Michelle Williams and will follow the young filmmaker growing up in Arizona and will release summer 2022. Roka, do you like this casting? And are you interested in this movie in general? Interesting. Seth Rogen obviously showed some really good acting chops in the Steve Jobs film.
Starting point is 00:43:11 You know, and obviously we've seen him do great comedy. So this is fascinating because this is a complete 180 from what we had been told for years. those of us who studied Spielberg about his family life, that we find out this story now, that it was his dad who kind of covered for his mom, which is when they had this divorce, and he was willing to take the hits just so the kids
Starting point is 00:43:34 can feel comfortable being with their mom and growing up with their mom. And so he's retelling this story because so many people have talked about Spielberg's daddy issues and all his movies. So the fact that he's like now, at this late in life, I understand, like finally finding out what really happened between his mom and dad
Starting point is 00:43:50 and putting it into a movie. I think it's great. And Seth Rogen's a great choice. What do you think, Roxy? Uh, go Jews. Yeah, like I think, I think that, uh, Anakin Skin Walker donated $20. Hey, crew, you guys always bring joy and happiness in my life when I need it most. Oh, hey, Alex. I mean, clearly Anakin Skinwalker is the only person who's ever pooped in life. So thank you for being honest. You're the only one Anakin Skinwalker. What the hell's a Skinwalker? We're getting some Stream Labs, Roxy, so.
Starting point is 00:44:25 That sounds like Buffalo Bill. Like, you just skinwalk into other skins, you know? Put the lotion in the basket. I don't like what he's happened. Put the lotion in the basket. I think that... Yeah, go ahead, yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Broca, why are you so good at that? I'm very concerned now. I love that guy. I love that guy, I kind of love that film. Everything just made my skin crawl. Oh, stop. Or walk.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Please. Please, Roca. Holy shit. Oh, that might make me poop. Oh, my God. That might do it. That actually might be. He's so great in that film, Ted Levine.
Starting point is 00:45:09 It's so great in that film. Do it and put the lotion in the basket. She's a great big fat person. This is the guy from a black. Yeah. I'm watching the alienist right now catching up on an HBO Max and he's in it. He's fucking fantastic. My girlfriend leaned over to me last night. She goes, do you think he ever knew he was going to have a career after Silence of Lambs? And I was like, no, I think he's a character actor. He knew he was going to do some shit, you know? He was great at it. It helped his career. So, yeah. Someone has a great suggestion in the chat. I forgot. I was using my, my stepstool as a squatty potty. I'm going to try that. I didn't try to use my stepstool the other day. So maybe that'll do it. I mean, there's some interesting things going on in the chat in general right now.
Starting point is 00:45:56 We've unleashed a beast in there. Fairway is curious from pro pegging. I mean, there's just a lot of Anakin says Rock doesn't exist now. You guys are really, you're really, really interesting. An interesting crew. I think that Seth Rogan's ridiculously talented. I have like such a hard on for Seth Rogan. I think that he is so good and I'm excited to see what he does here because I think that he is expanding his his footprint that he's leaving on this earth with the cannabis company that he just opened and the pottery that he's doing and like his love for the universe.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And then all of the, I mean, his Twitter and Instagram was unmatched, especially during all of the actual bigotry and racism and hate that was going is going on. and he just like doesn't let anything slide. I love this man. And then on top of that, he's a badass performer. And I would love to see what he can do. And I would love to see what he can do here. And if Spielberg looks at you and thinks you can do something, chances are you probably can.
Starting point is 00:47:01 So I'm excited about this casting. And did I mention go Jews? There it is. I love the Jews. I'm a big fan of the Jews. What do you think? Winston, what do you think of this situation? Seth Rogan,
Starting point is 00:47:13 essentially playing a version of, of Steven Spielberg. I need you to enunciate next time, because I definitely thought you were, I definitely thought you're like, I'm a big fan of the juice. And I was like, O.J. dick, like, oops, there's my one for the day.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Oh, God. There's no one for the day. No more. It's my one for the day. It's just because I thought you were talking about OJ and I couldn't help myself. It just came out my mouth. And I have choleraeatheilbert donated $20.
Starting point is 00:47:36 I don't mean to brag, but I have a nice healthy dump every morning. If I eat too many hot Cheetos, it pushes things right through, but it's a bit of a ring of, fire situation. Hashtag not medical advice. Oh, no, no, no, but maybe I could go and get some Popeyes, because Popeyes, like, especially, not the sandwich, the sandwich is fine, but if I just hit like a bunch of spicy
Starting point is 00:47:58 hop hop, that, that'll do it. Maybe that's the answer. Um, I said you try pushing the button. Try it before you knock it. All right. I will try push it, but you said that it could take days. I would rather do this earlier. On me, on what takes days on me takes minutes on others. You got to push. I will try it. I will try it. I just, I'm, I'm hesitant to do it. Like, people like,
Starting point is 00:48:20 I haven't tried to lax it yet, but I'm hesitant. Yeah. But I, I'm very. I'm very. I'm very, four hundred and eight donated $20. Thank you. This is Caesar the cat that was once domesticated by the human that owned this account. Today is the beginning of the cat revolution.
Starting point is 00:48:38 The first human has been disposed of. Join me cats everywhere. Rise up. Hashtag. For the domesticated never. Thank you, Pussy. It's like Planet of the apes, but with cats. Yeah, Pussies Unite. I love it.
Starting point is 00:48:52 What were you saying, Winston? Seth the Rogan is phenomenal. That's it. And that you love the Jews. Respect. Of course, of course. The Jews. Right. That's what I said. That's what I said. The people, not the juice that should still be in jail.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Right. I like Juice the movie. That should show up in Blackson. Juice the movie. is a wonderful movie. Orange juice is probably my second favorite juice behind Apple, which is also behind cranberry, so it would be my third.
Starting point is 00:49:22 But. Cranberry is supposed to help. Ooh, cranberry juice as well. That's also great. No, prune. Prune. You guys all, none of you know. None of you know how to poop.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Apparently you don't know, because you can't poop apple. I try it all the . Now you cross the line. Now you hip, you're a line step. I go four times a day. Yeah. I know exactly how to poop. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I stand in my bathroom so I can type and edit videos while I'm pooping. I know. You stand and poop? No, I sit and poop, but I bring a table in to the bathroom and I work on stuff. I work on stuff. While you stand? While I poop. Who's standing?
Starting point is 00:50:03 A stands. A stand. Oh, a stand. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. You can't stand. Squatty potty. Only if you're in the shower.
Starting point is 00:50:14 We already went over that obvious. Well, I didn't know when I was talking to my McTan, I'd come back 15 minutes later. You'd still be on poop. You know what? I can help you poop, Roxy. I will make you a batch of my Motsabal soup. It always makes me poop because of the oil in the balls. Balls.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Put that out. But I always say after Motsabal soup, I take a healthy Motsabal poop. Do you make good Motsabal soup? Believe it or not, yes, I do. I've been making it since I was probably, about like 13 years old. My mom used to make it for, she was like a caregiver for a woman
Starting point is 00:50:51 and the next door to us. Yeah, so it's been, it's been something I've been doing for quite some time. And I'm telling you, it's something about the oil in the matzo balls, I think, that just really pushes it out. Is Jerry's deli still open? Maybe they still.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Are you trying to say that Jews are full of shit? No, no. You took that thought. I was being very, very nice. that you made me sound very horrible, Ross. I was going to make you homemade soup. He was a joke. I'm going to see myself out.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Uh, yeah. That's a home. Um, all right, Alex. So anybody else, right, Alex, you want to chime in on the Seth Rogan at Stephen Spielberg. Uh, thoughts? Steven Spielberg's uncle. Uncle, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Yes. Uncle. Everybody has their favorite. That's a key detail for me. Yeah, you left that out. He doesn't look like I'm at all guy. I like, like, I love him. this hall like, oh, yeah, he's a great actor.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Even Spielberg has Seth Rogen to play young Spielberg's uncle. Oh, you didn't say. Oh, you did. I was a couple things. Hold on, wait a minute. You're not going to do this to a fellow, Alex. I refuse to let y'all do this.
Starting point is 00:51:58 The first thing is, did none of y'all read the motherfucking email with the stories? Whose fault is that? Second of all, I heard Roker go, are we playing the Spielberg? And I was confused as shit. I was like, no, he's playing his uncle, but okay, I'm just going to roll with it.
Starting point is 00:52:13 The way that he said it, was weird because Roco said he's playing a Spielberg type or something like that. It's almost like he's playing a Spielberg. So I thought that's how he referred to uncles. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I think. I think he's playing a Spielberg type.
Starting point is 00:52:27 He's sitting in for Spielberg's dad is what I think is happening. It says his favorite. You guys are funny. The article says you want to believe. Favorite uncle. Yeah. He's going to play his favorite uncle. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:52:36 We'll see who it ends up being. Which I say sure. Oh, I see why you brought that up there, Alex. Everybody in the chat is saying I heard Alex say, uncle. So you good. They all got your back, man. They do. Thank you,
Starting point is 00:52:47 do you, do you guys say aunt or aunt? I say, both. I'm an aunt. Nebraska, I don't know if it's
Starting point is 00:52:55 everyone. I don't want to stereotype Nebraska's, but I think we're very aunt, very hard with it. You know, every time I come on this show,
Starting point is 00:53:03 you cop out with hiding behind Nebraska. You get a little sick of it. You've lived in this motherfucking city or L.A. longer than you did Nebraska. So at some point,
Starting point is 00:53:13 you're here to be no longer from Nebraska. I still say rough. You know, I mean like, yeah, I'm, I'm, you can't take the redneck out of the boy. You can take him out of the, you know. Affleck can lose his
Starting point is 00:53:27 Boston accent. You can't lose your Nebraska. I still say cooler. Can you guys believe how few people poop? This is wild. It's, it's, it's, there we are five. If you eat me as a fiber bar and breakfast cereals at least five times a week with a full
Starting point is 00:53:43 veggie diet none of that scissors salad chit only chicken breast for your meat for a whole week your gut will thank me just be ready to buy a lot of toilet papers now no no i got a bidet son and and so the this is the move you go you go bidet you follow up with a donated twenty dollars okay someone mentioned in chat the squatty potty let me tell you that shit works pun intended it doesn't need to be name brand just elevate your legs and it helps the process. You all know what a jackpot is? Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:18 What's that? It's a game kids play when they throw a ball up in the air. It's when you poop and then you wipe and then there's nothing on there and you yell jackpot. Oh, I thought that was a ghost wipe. I thought there's a ghost wipe.
Starting point is 00:54:33 There's different. Yeah. And then there's the Sharpie wipe where you keep wiping and it's still every single line that's something. That's why you need a bedet. You go for day, you go one wet wipe and then one dry so your booty is dry and you good. And you don't waste a lot of toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:54:51 You don't waste a lot of wet wipes and your ass is clean than a motherfucker. Hey, guys, if we get to 500, we'll stop talking up, pooping. That's true. We're close. We're doing pretty well. That's true. Jack. We're doing pretty well.
Starting point is 00:55:08 We're at, what, 3, 36 and we haven't even hit the first hour yet. So thank you, everyone. Roxy, do you know that there's people that don't check the toilet paper and just go off? Oh, no! Sociopaths. Yeah, yeah, no, 100%. I was like, no, no, you have to check. You have to check it.
Starting point is 00:55:27 No, you got to make sure. You got to go until it's clear. Yeah, yeah. Alex Smithy, Winston's got a whole three-step process. Brilliant. Hey, man. All right. what do you think
Starting point is 00:55:44 they're Ryan about Seth Rogen plays Steven Schenzh Aunt's uncle Oh my gosh Yeah I'm Seth Rogen's incredibly talented I think he's even a more talented
Starting point is 00:55:56 producer than he is actor But he's got the acting chops I think it's so cool Spielberg's reaching out to Or he's incorporating a lot more like comedic actors than usual I know he I'm trying to remember
Starting point is 00:56:07 Who was in Ready Player 1 But I think it was T.J. Miller. Olivia Cook. Lina, Lena, Wai. Simon Pegg. Simon Pegg. He's great at taking actors that typically do comedy and putting them in serious roles. I trust all of his casting. I do think the key point there is that he is the uncle. I don't think I could see him in the Young Spielberg whatsoever. I think that would be a little
Starting point is 00:56:28 distracting. But I think he'd be great in the supporting role. And I also think, again, Seth Rogan, as big a fan as I am of him, I think he thrives in supporting roles. Those are my favorite performances of his hands down. So I'm excited to see this. And even in jobs, you know, he was a supporting role in that. Yes, he was.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Camellian disappeared. So I think this is great. Yeah, he's great in that movie. All right, any more thoughts on this? Shall we move on? I think we should do a whole hour about somebody being cast as someone's uncle.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Yeah. In a film. That's good. Ooh, I got a question. Who would you want to play your favorite auntie? I don't have an auntie. I have an aunt or a teen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:11 I have an aunt. Well, I have aunties. I ain't Michael B. George. Stop, auntie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Michael B. Jordan thing. That's a black thing. God damn. That's what I saw. I saw it. He's from Oakland, son. That is from Oakland.
Starting point is 00:57:33 My, I think that my, my favorite aunt. My favorite aunt by far is on the Italian side of my family. And I think Marissa Tomei would nail her. So thank you for asking Winston. How would she play her? Unfortunately, my favorite aunt had passed, and also the person that I would have player,
Starting point is 00:57:57 Cloris Leachman. She was very vibrant up until her last days, and she was so fun. She was like, you know. Ryan Payne donated $20. It's times like these that perhaps we should go back to the days where we had no toilets and just had a big hole in the ground. Not only will you lemty you shit, but you'll be working on your squat game. Yeah, when I went to China, that's how most of the toilets were. Wow, humble brag.
Starting point is 00:58:26 China. I've been in Asia or Oxy. Yeah, no thanks on that. No thanks on that. I know in Korea that happens to, like there's like holes in the sidewalk. People just drop down and do their business. That's the whole point of the squatty pot. You're supposed to, the way we poop is the wrong position.
Starting point is 00:58:43 You're supposed to, your body is being cramped. You're supposed to have your legs in a squatting position. And I fully believe that science. So maybe look into a squatty potty, Roxy. And also, I'm telling you, what are you guys? Metamusal. You think I don't have this? You think I don't take metamusal?
Starting point is 00:59:00 You think I'm not half to take me relax? You think I don't have a squatty potty. You think I don't go get animals? What are you guys? I don't know how if I take Meta Musil, it's like when I have to go, it's a danger zone. There's like there's a two-second window. I don't know how that doesn't do it to you. You got to get early on in the day and it works better than when you take it at night.
Starting point is 00:59:20 But it still doesn't, it's not a good, it's not a good solution. It's not a good solution. Okay. Well, let's take a break here and hear from Brett Sheridan. Oh, yeah. You've got to tell us at the top of the hour here. I'll tell you what, at 12.05. Christian and I are going to be talking all things poop, probably mostly movie trivia Shmowdown.
Starting point is 00:59:41 They're going to ask a lot of questions that I can't answer, but I like to answer them anyway. That's my favorite part of doing Stere with Christian. I'll go, I'll take this one about the Shmodown rules. So yeah, www.stero.com slash Christian Harlov. Come in. We figured out that we can kind of prescreen the questions now. How? So he figured it out.
Starting point is 01:00:04 and it's an update. So make sure you update the app because I think I didn't. I told him to update it. And then I didn't. And then I wasn't able to see it. But yeah, he was able to prescreen him. We got rid of some of the little trolley stuff and we can get to more of the questions now and the fun impressions that everybody's sending. And I think everybody's having a great time with this.
Starting point is 01:00:24 It's just a little party. We go all over the map on it. So yeah, just join us at 1205 PT. And we will give you what? you need. I like that. Giving you what you need. All right, Alex,
Starting point is 01:00:42 what's our next thing? First of all, I'd like to cast Leia Salonga as my favorite aunt. Oh, nice. My favorite tita. And also, do you want to, should I send you my little blurb so I don't miss anything,
Starting point is 01:00:52 so you don't miss anything in this next news story? Oh, he was insulting you. I don't know if that was clear. So you're coming at me. So you're coming at me. You're coming at yet another older person. You must love doing this, Alex.
Starting point is 01:01:07 How much you attack older people. Roka, you're old? Oh shit. I ain't know that. You're talking to my boy all wrong. You're coming at me. Cut it out. Thanks to be of his uncle, grandfather.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I have zero fucking chill. None. Absolutely none. I want the Obama Springsteen outtakes. That's what I want from that podcast. I want the Obama Springsteen outtakes from that podcast. Why would you do a Jeep commercial and you were on a DUI?
Starting point is 01:01:51 Oh, fascinating. I want to see those. Christopher Walken's dad was Jewish but converted to marry his mom. So, so no, he wasn't raised Jewish, but that's interesting. I had a feeling. There was something in there in his story. His dad was German Jew and mom was Irish Scottish. Wow.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Wow. This is also coming from ethnic celebs.com, so I'm not sure how accurate we are. He was born Ronald walking. Ronald. Ronald. Could he change my name from Ronald to Chris? He's got a better ring to it. Ronnie Wachin.
Starting point is 01:02:34 No. No. Not a good name. I hit that. You're talking to him all wrong. No, he's not Jewish. Wow, that's really hard. Doing Obama doing Christopher Walker.
Starting point is 01:02:46 That is really fucking hard. You're talking to him. Oh, wrong. Maybe you should do better. You know he's got one. You know he's got walking impression. Everybody's got one. That is, you know, I, uh, I, uh, I've got a, uh,
Starting point is 01:03:03 I've got a hankering for some more cowbell. Michelle's in the other room going, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Cut it out. All right. Alex, what are you got, Alex? All right. The Hawkeye series is currently in production.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Go slow so I can keep up, young guys. Go ahead, yeah. The Hawkeyes. The Hawkeye series is currently in your ass. Okay. Whoa. The Hawkeye series is currently in production, Broke. But a spinoff for it may already be in development focusing on Maya Lopez, aka Echo,
Starting point is 01:03:38 a deaf Native American character who has the ability to mimic another person's movements or fighting style. Alacqua Cox plays the character in Hawkeye and will reprise her role in the spin-off series. Roka Disisbode well for the Hawkeye series and will you be watching the spinoff? Yeah, I mean, they're spinning off everything, but I defer to the host of the Inner Gikkim show first. Winston, what do you think about this news? I think it's fantastic. What's your feeling? we're excited about it man
Starting point is 01:04:03 I once I like I'll be honest I didn't know a whole whole lot about Echo once I realized this is the story I started doing research on her and as a character she's amazing what can you tell me because I don't know many things either she was the original Ronan first of all
Starting point is 01:04:18 that her abilities being obviously somewhat similar to Taskmaster though the way Taskmaster does it is in a different way but I guess she's whooped his ass a number of times used to be a date of a date used to be a lover girlfriend of Daredevil at one point or another like she's a badass and so I am very much looking forward getting to see what she can do
Starting point is 01:04:44 but yeah I'm not I'm not like I wasn't super into Daredevil comics and I know that that was kind of where she kind of started off she ultimately was into Avengers as the first Ronan but yeah man she she seems sick as fuck so I cannot wait All right, Roxy, thoughts? I think it's interesting the way that things are being announced right now prior to even the thing that they're spinning off from really being full-blown. But that means that they've seen things that they like and that they appreciate. So I definitely don't have one negative thing to say about this.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I'm trying to see what Emily and Etan Cohen have done, probably Jews. because just saying appreciate that they're writing and executive producing this new series and I Holmes and Watson oh God no that's not a good calling card
Starting point is 01:05:44 it's not a good calling card all good oh so so the character is a deaf Native American character yes but yeah I mean that's fascinating that I think that I was
Starting point is 01:05:57 watching Sound of Metal last night. Have you guys seen that yet? Yeah. It was really, really great. And I was reading a lot of interviews afterwards because I'm really curious about how the deaf community is being represented on film and television and how many so many actors are not, are not deaf who are playing deaf characters and how much representation, the deaf community, especially the capital D are really looking for on TV. And I think that one of the interesting quotes that I I read was from one of the guys that's in Sound of Metal, the main, like, teacher of the house, he, both his parents were deaf. He is not, but he's playing a deaf character. And he's talking about how sick and tired deaf characters are of, deaf people are of watching characters
Starting point is 01:06:42 that are like perfect. And that anytime there is a deaf character on TV or in films, they're like a saint. And that there are like all different kinds of deaf people. And so it'll be interesting to see how this character is portrayed from that standpoint. Um, yeah, that nothing, Nothing that I'm seeing I don't like. Just interesting that it's been announced already. Yeah. Yeah, we're seeing that more and more, these rumors of spinoffs from other shows already happening.
Starting point is 01:07:08 You know, I think people start, I mean, these streaming networks are all trying to lay the groundwork for all their shows coming out and keep this content going. So yes, vaccinations are happening. People are, theaters are opening and what have you. But I think streaming services and studios still think that a lot, that we're not going to get back to the numbers that we were before. so they're going to still focus on creating new content
Starting point is 01:07:29 for these channels and for these streaming services so they can maintain profit in that direction as well. Ryan, what's your thoughts on this? Do you like this idea of a spin-off already with something we haven't even seen yet? I do like this idea. I mean, Marvel's planning the next decade of content. They're the kings of all this.
Starting point is 01:07:45 So this makes total sense. I think this character is the most interesting part of this entire story. I'm very unfamiliar like Winston was just saying about this character too, so I was reading up on her. I just think this, is a new fascinating character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that's already kind of overstuffed
Starting point is 01:08:01 as is and this will be pretty refreshing. The idea that she was the first Ronan, I'm interested if maybe we get some flashbacks because, you know, Hawkeye was considered Ronan when, when Nat went to go find him in Infinity, sorry, in an ending game. So that's really interesting. I wonder, it kind of sounds like, you know, taking like the deaf part out of it, like Daredevil being blind, this character being deaf. Like, I'm, I love the Daredevil show and I love the Daredevil character. And I think that this is just another unique character
Starting point is 01:08:31 with a similar, oh, what's up? Epiphany. Some just come to mind. Well, we're, we're like, we know, we know obviously, like I'm just wondering if there's going to be like a twist or something. I mean, we know obviously Taskmasters, the villain in the Black Widow film. What if it's, what if Echo's involved in some sort of way,
Starting point is 01:08:50 knowing, like, because again, I didn't even know this character existed. So what if, you know what I'm saying? like that could be fucking wild. I don't know. Just hit my mind randomly. That could be a cool connection. Wow. We just got to,
Starting point is 01:09:01 there was a tweet that was just sent out by Stephen Zychik, who is a writer for Washington Post that says, during Disney will be making an announcement on Black Widow imminently. Like this scenario, movie will shift to Disney Plus
Starting point is 01:09:14 on its May 7th release, either with or without simultaneous theatrical release, more to come. So that's not confirmed, but that's what the writer from the Washington Post just wrote.
Starting point is 01:09:23 Okay. JPEC said in the recent call he had with the investors, we did that Q&A, that they still had plans for that thing to be released, Black Widow, in theaters. But now it sounds like there might be so much, but he did create space that there could be some changes down the road depending on how things looked.
Starting point is 01:09:40 So maybe they were doing that now. Yeah, even the showrunner, like Jonathan Igla, who has done a lot of interesting projects. Like, he was on Mad Men for quite a while. I know he did, like, sorry for your loss. in Bridgeton most recently. So, like, this is a new kind of flavor, I feel like, to the MCU. I'm just digging all their announcements of all these mini-series.
Starting point is 01:10:00 This one sounds just as good as all the ones that we have coming out right now. Cool. Alex? Yeah, excited for it. Representation matters. And it's good to see the first Native American character in the MCU be a hero. Yeah, and it's awesome that it's already being announced this early. That means, you know, she's going to be a new.
Starting point is 01:10:21 a standout character in it. So I'm very excited. Well, before we're on our next story, Liz Gemma, we're at $356. You know, we like to get to $500. So I hope you enjoyed our poop stories. And we've been opening up to you being vulnerable about our lives. Very vulnerable about pushing the button.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Yeah, about pushing the button, you know, putting it in there, those fingers in the taint. I just, that makes me sad because pushing the button was such a more fun thing. And now it's forever been tainted puns sort of intended. I don't see 50 shades of geek in here today. It's been tainted. Try it and report back and see if it's been tainted for you. No, no.
Starting point is 01:10:58 I get it, but I'm saying like, you know, pushing the button again. 500 will sing Tainted Love with over emphasis on Tainted, I love it. Yeah, with partner. I got you. That was the theme song for Port Charles, which was an ABC soap growing up. All my children in one life till the general hospital in Port Charles. And they start, they re-kicked off.
Starting point is 01:11:21 the vampire craze. They never get enough credit for this. Tainted Love was the theme song. They would change theme songs based on themes of the year that they were doing. They did vampire theme. Tainted Love came through with that. And it was everything. Don't fucking at me.
Starting point is 01:11:35 It's one of the best, best seasons of any show that I've ever fucking seen. I came home every single day and watched it on BHS. Because I aired during school. I had to wait for it afterwards. Port Charles. Are you listening to me? It's so pop-up.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I was, but I just- It's a spinoff of General Hospital. Yeah. General Hospital was located in Port Charles. Is it a half-hour one? Was it a half-hour? I thought Port-Charles was half-hour. Was that a full hour?
Starting point is 01:12:03 I think we had a full hour there. You know, that's the kind of shit that you do not know as a kid. Okay. You do not pay it. You know, when you're, I had no idea. I didn't know that Friends was in different length than any of the other show. Like, I didn't ever ask the question, how long are any of these TV shows? Sit down.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Half hour? it looks like. Oh. Interesting. I remember it being half a now. I don't remember. I don't remember. We would tape all four of those, though.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Every day I would watch five days a week, all four of those. Four sobs. Voice over star Nolan North was one of the cast members of, uh, of, uh, of poor Charles for seven hundred thirty four episodes. Whoa. Wow. No, anybody here, if you use anybody here, remember, Tainted Love, it was so sexy. There was this character.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Samantha and she turned into a vampire and she was who even played this girl she was hot Samantha Samantha Samantha port Charles but who was Samantha for a goal she was played by Kelly Monaco and yeah you know who that is I think so go ahead though keep going she was the hottest person I've ever seen got pull Kelly Monaco Shout out to this girl. She was. She must be that hot. She was a vampire.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Let me see. Kelly Monaco vampire. Right? Yeah, she had it going on. Typing Kelly Monaco vampire. Very beautiful. Wow. On general hospital now.
Starting point is 01:13:37 On general hospital. Wow. She had it. She kind of looks like Isla Fisher a little bit. Like she could be her sister. She had it going on. I'm telling you. Some of you may remember her
Starting point is 01:13:49 from basketball. She was the pole dancer, cheerleader of basketball. Oh, yes. I remember. Idol hands and Mumford, then poor Charles.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Right on to that. And then, baby daddy, an episode of that, and then right into General Hospital. 2,000 episodes of General Hospital. Shout out to you. A lot of episodes.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Send in your favorite soaps, 20 bucks apiece. Tell us what you like. Who is your favorite character and why? Or if you're William Bibiani, just send us some soap. Yeah. Either one.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Is he still doing that? The Fight Club imitation? He's still making soaps? I don't know, but can I tell you that he, when the odd couple won, he sent both my guys soap, but he didn't send me any salt. Did he sent you in the soap? Maybe I didn't send you win the title? Let me ask you this, Winston.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Let me counter this with this. Of me, Snyder and Graco, which one of us do you feel like uses the most soap? I mean, you don't poop, so I would assume, Snyder. No, I use a lot of snow. Black Hawk to miss a $20. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Sports time. Cleveland Browns 115. Getting OBJ back. Offense scored 30 points a game. Free agents Cleveland Browns got four players on defense with the number one free agent
Starting point is 01:15:09 safety. How are you guys teams doing in the off season? Terrible. You win? You always win the off season. Don't you? Cleveland? It's the season that matters.
Starting point is 01:15:18 And sadly, you haven't done well in there but we shall see we shall see if you are taking the next step this season but certainly you're making the moves to do so so shout out to you all we shall see we shall see we shall see yeah um we lost alex where did he go we lost Alex he was done with soap talk oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh he one thousand four hundred and they donated $20. Thank you. On conspiracy theorist, a racist,
Starting point is 01:15:51 and an anti-Semite walk into a bar. Bartender says, what will you have Congresswoman Green? Oh. Okay. Oh, Congresswoman Green, I get it. Ah. I... Moving on.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Kelly Monaco, vampire. Oh, shit. Oh, no! I have a new favorite sound effect. I already loved that before this show, so what I heard I was like, Did my computer just randomly do that or did Ryan do that? I don't know if I'm allowed to laugh at that as hard as I did on this show, but that was fucking funny.
Starting point is 01:16:30 I feel you. Yeah. I thought the joke was going to be and I got up and walked down. And you know, like these people walked in. Yeah. All right, let's, should we jump in? I don't know, John, move is out of this spot. I know.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Do you have any stream labs when I get to, Alex? or do we have another? We have plenty. Let's do it. Let's do it. And please keep donating. We're at $400, just an extra hundred bucks. Maybe we'll do Tainted Love.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Is that correct? $7.50. And we'll do something else. So I'm sure we'll come up. It'll you what donated $20. Thank you. Top five soap opera is one. Passions 2.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Days of Our Lives 3. General Hospital 4. Young and Restless 5. Bold and Beautiful. Five was going to be. Okay. Days of My Lives was number one for me. That was always number one.
Starting point is 01:17:24 It was good. Patch and Kayla, I had a thing for Kayla like you wouldn't believe. I got to go with Empire because that was very much a soap opera. It was not a regular-ass TV show. That was a soap opera with music in it. And I loved it.
Starting point is 01:17:38 And it was ridiculous. It was just ignorant as fuck. John, did you watch any telenovelas? No, that's racist. And I won't answer that question. Nice try. For real? Are you just?
Starting point is 01:17:53 Why would I watch telenovelas? I'm not Mexican. Anybody could have watched telenovelas? Not on the East Coast in the 80s. Wait, this is an ignorance question on my part. They're just Mexican? Yeah, pretty much.
Starting point is 01:18:06 There are the occasional South American, Central American actors. And occasionally they've done a show, a telenovela, but it's predominantly a Mexican, I've only ever been told that they're Spanish-speaking soap operas. So if you were- I was told too, I didn't that. Spanish-speaking soap opera.
Starting point is 01:18:27 I thought that's what that was. Not all of them are telenovelas. Not all of them are telenovelas. Then I also thought that I just really thought that that was like the the Spanish word for Spanish-speaking soap-like. I don't think Winston saw every episode of Martin. Like I just keep it separate. I just want-
Starting point is 01:18:46 I don't make these decisions. Well, he did. All of my children is my answer. John, forgive my pronunciation on this. But I watched plenty of Sabado Iigante. Abado Higante. Yeah. I love Sabado Higante.
Starting point is 01:19:03 And I'm sure you know why. I like it. Yeah. Lots of lovely Latin ladies on that. Like we didn't have Latin channels on the East Coast growing up. It was here on the West Coast when I moved here, I was like, holy shit. That's five fucking channels?
Starting point is 01:19:17 Wow. I didn't even know that because there were, because there are Latin channels in like Texas, for example as well. You know what I'm saying? So like, no, no, I can get it. I understand. But I'm saying like for me, there have always been Latin channels.
Starting point is 01:19:30 There were Latin channels in Texas. There were Latin channels here. So I just assumed the whole country. We had them in Boston. You didn't have any. We didn't have it in Nebraska, not to bring Nebraska into it again. But you grew up, of course, you're younger than me, Roxy. So when you grew up, yeah, I think they had put, but when I grew up in the 80s,
Starting point is 01:19:47 We did not have that as an option. So what is the difference between a telenovela and a Spanish-speaking soap opera? I think we just have two. There's not enough time. Where does Tile Mundo come in all this? Spanish-speaking soap opera is like Game of Thrones. And the telenovela is like days of our lives. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:20:03 There's the difference in terms of it's less fantastical. Yeah, quality, less fantastical. It's more grounded, you know, that kind of stuff. Then what you know, nothing against soap opera. It's not good. That's a very successful art form. for people to work in and make money in. And I did it.
Starting point is 01:20:21 I have one episode of one of those soap operas I did when I was here in L.A. Or when I lived in L.A. And opening up, John. It's terrible. You watch me and I watch myself and I was like, yeah, this is why it's a difficult thing to do. Actors share in it when they first get to L.A., but it's a very difficult art form to master.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Because you are learning lessons on the fly. Things change daily. scenes change daily and you have to run through so many setups and scenes in one day. It's incredible. Were you in Transformers, Robots in Disguise, a Springload? Yeah, I've done like five episodes of that voice. Okay, so then this is your IMDB. You were on the Young and the Restless.
Starting point is 01:21:02 That's it. Young and the Restless. Wow. He was the Restless. The new Dorman. I thought since they gave me a name, I might be coming back, but I never came back. Well, it's not. Never to never.
Starting point is 01:21:15 No, no, I'm not. You just got the Snyder cut. You don't know. Yeah. They bring people back all the time. For the record, I said it was always around. I said it was always there. I didn't want to tell Roxy that the Snyder cut existed, but no.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Is this payback for me asking you about telling him about it? No, no. I got shit for it because I said there's no way that thing's coming out on Collider Mailbank. I said there's no way this administration, these executives are going to let that thing out. And then it wasn't until all the executives left that this idea became impossible. You know, in timing, it's all timing. Somebody just said, yo, release the doorman cut.
Starting point is 01:21:54 You don't want to see that. His character's name was Brody. Brody, the Brody cut. Brody's a hot guy name. They must have dug you. I was nervous as fuck. Dude, young Roka was a smoke show, man. Have you seen these photos of young ass Roka?
Starting point is 01:22:10 I know. John, did you get? The paramedic? Oh, my God. You get to rehearse at all? I hear that people on soap operas, there's no rehearsal. You go on, you say the lines, they did one take and move on. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:21 That's why I was so fucking nervous. That's why I was so fucking nervous because I was like, one take, Jesus Christ. So I was going over my lines in the mini green room. They don't give you a trailer. It was like a mini green room. And then I got on set and did. I literally had to get dressed like in a room. You don't even have like a green room.
Starting point is 01:22:37 You have like this small little area. And then I walked down on set and did it. And I had to do a second take. And that's what showed up when we were done. And I clearly didn't do a good enough job for them. call me back, but it was a heck of a thing. Their loss. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:50 And Winston, you know what? Old guys like Roka and I love to hear that we were, that we were smoke shows when we were younger. I'm okay. I'm okay. I got no offense on that. Because now Roka is a silver fox. Oh.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Even though his hair is still dark, he's got that, he's got that George Clooney. I just finished my ER running out doing the oceans movies look. But back then. He was that young, that young leading man, like, ingenue, I know it's saved for leading ladies. Yeah, yeah. But, but you've got like that male ingenue, like vibe as this is this paramedic, bro. Like I see these photos.
Starting point is 01:23:27 And I'm like, okay, Roka, okay. I had my fun. You know, you guys see me now, most of you who've seen me over the last five years, it's on the downside of whatever. But, you know, in my 20s and 30s, I had my hang in and banging. I had my fun. But as you get older, you kind of relax. I've got a great girlfriend that I wouldn't trade for any of those experiences. so I'm very happy in my life now with the lady I have.
Starting point is 01:23:48 So it was worth it. And Brett, you know your goddamn timeless. Don't you do that. You were going to say that I'm Clooney in the Midnight Sky, weren't you? Beard it up. Beard it up. Oh, my God. Ooh, Lord.
Starting point is 01:24:08 I mean, I never dated Katie Sackoff, but I had my fun. I had my fun. All right, where's the next thing? What are we going to next, Alex? Pussy O'Connell says, hey people, I finally saw a promising young woman, and I thought it was a brilliant yet familiar, great genre bending slash mixing film. In the end, I thought of it as a less toxic and less provoking than Gone Girl. Y'all's thoughts?
Starting point is 01:24:29 Carrie Mulligan, underappreciated actress. Thank you, Pussy. It was my favorite movie last year. Yeah. It was great. There were some moments in it where I was starting to take issue, but then you just need to let the movie unfold a little bit. And I was like, okay, I actually understand what's happening now and I'm all about it.
Starting point is 01:24:48 But I thought it was a very, very well-done movie. And I sincerely hope she ends up winning that Oscar, man. We'll see what happens. I love it, and Emerald got announced yesterday as the writer of Zatanna. So we shall see if she ends up becoming the director as well. But certainly great to see her progressing in her career. I mean, that woman, she was show running, killing Eve at like 25, 26 years old. This is a very talented young woman who is developing and building into a massive brand.
Starting point is 01:25:15 We are not anywhere close to seeing what she's capable of. And it's going to be very interesting to see as she achieves the kind of success she's going to achieve on both sides of the camera. Yeah, she's one hell of a writer, one hell of a director, and one hell of an actress. And that's an interesting combo that we've got going on there. I like her a lot. And I would be stoked if she was directing this film as well. But I also heard somebody say Olivia Wilde.
Starting point is 01:25:43 And I think that that would be so cool. too and Emerald Fennell Olivia Wilde team up to directing right Zaytana that would be sick wow yeah um all right brett any thoughts on this i'm sure i did see it brett did see it yes i did see it um yeah no i i there was i had one issue with it but then once i kind of talked it through with ryan um i i i changed my my well no it was just it was something to do with the the the la if you know if you haven't seen it yeah yeah the ending yeah the ending there was some acting that wasn't I didn't feel
Starting point is 01:26:19 like the gentleman was genuinely scared oh I see what you're saying yeah and I thought a reaction to something like that happened at the end of like was a little
Starting point is 01:26:31 it took down the seriousness of the movie for me you don't know when they spilled the coffee right? Yeah yeah and he was like whoa oh that's not usually the reaction you have I'm just going to say this spoiler
Starting point is 01:26:45 for when you see a dead body, you don't do a Laurel and Hardy take to that. Sorry, that's, that's, that's, what is my only issue. You don't cast that action if you don't want that reaction. Yeah, yeah. Fair point. My only ding on it was
Starting point is 01:27:05 Laverne Cox. Like, I'm like, if you're going to put her in the movie, give her a life. What is the one movie or TV show you thought you could lead? Now you're playing with our fucking egos Yeah I don't know
Starting point is 01:27:21 I mean Sopranos That's really I've always felt connected to Tony Soprano Like that's that is a film When I saw that show I'm like yep Yep yep yep yep What about you Brett? I don't know I'd see this was
Starting point is 01:27:37 Before I'd given up on acting I'd have an answer for you Okay It must have been But there must have been a show you watch where you really connected to the lead character and you're like, oh, Anarchy 1,408 donated $20.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Thank you. Conspiracy theorists are like if it looks like a duck and quacks like duck. It's a government surveillance drone. True, true, true. I just always wanted to be on SNL since I was very, very young.
Starting point is 01:28:06 I wanted to be on SNL. And, yeah, so now I have to get on a show to maybe host. I don't think they're looking. I don't think 47 is their age range. Leslie Jones did it at 40, bro. Yeah. Leslie Jones did it at 40.
Starting point is 01:28:22 You never know. All right. I'm up to you. Leslie. Her Twitter, her Twitter wins. Oh, God. It was amazing.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Her narrating the Snyder cut was fucking phenomenal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so good. The dark side. Isn't that the Star Wars thing? Just light some candles. I'll give it to the dark side.
Starting point is 01:28:40 It's like, um, I don't think you threw. You didn't. throw that briefcase high enough. I know you didn't throw it up high enough. The show that I just auditioned for. So everybody put out some juju. How about that? Okay. Yeah. I think I could have led girls. It may have been a better show if you had. I think it would have been a better show if you had. I probably would have watched if you had. Thank you. I can be very unlikable when I want to be. I've seen the Shmodan. It's true.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Alex, what about you, Alex? Is there? That's some sexy numbers there, Roken. For me, probably. You know, people don't know this. Roxy likes the low-key B in the chat talking shit during- There's a new rule. No, there's a new rule banning her for doing it.
Starting point is 01:29:38 There's a new rule banning it. Oh, I was waiting for our match against one year. Oh, you know, I was waiting. You don't know that John's behind the banning of me? Yeah. No fucking way. I heard that this was happening. So I texted Christian.
Starting point is 01:29:54 I said, is this fucking real? Because then Tom should be able to do this. All managers should be able to do this. All managers are able to do. What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't know you guys were doing it. I just heard Rod.
Starting point is 01:30:05 That goes to show that you all ain't listening to us. Because I do that to try and calm everybody down. I didn't know. I didn't know if that was true or not. I didn't know. I'm just so happy right now because I had no idea of Broca was. behind this and I just texted Christian I said is this really happening because if it is then time should be able to do this here's what's fair thing I I acknowledge
Starting point is 01:30:31 that when I do that it's hard for Christian to do his job because he needs to like look at the score and stuff and so that's a problem but I love it so much I'm so sad it's gone I am in there and I don't know what to do I'm like I out loud, sit in my apartment talking so much shit. Speaking of the chat. Yeah. We're breaking news. Oh.
Starting point is 01:30:55 We're breaking news. We have Black Widow has been pushed back two months and we'll debut on July 9. Wow. This will be offered on Premier Access, which comes with a $30 rental. And theaters or no? And theaters. Chang Chi is now September 3rd. Changchi is September 3rd.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Changi is September 3rd. and this was July 9th. July 9th. All right. This film when it comes out, is it going to even remotely be fucking relevant? Like the thing it's driving me nuts right now is like... I feel like it has to.
Starting point is 01:31:30 Yeah. There's an interesting theory that is being pushed around. It seems just like a very hyped up fan theory, but if there's any validity to it at all, since we haven't really heard that, you know, Scarlett is like out, out of the MCU, that there might have been some, like, kind of face swap shit between,
Starting point is 01:31:50 between Florence and Scarlet. And so the Black Widow that died on Volmere might actually have been Florence Pugh's character and not Scarlett's character, not Natasha. I don't, like, again, random theory that people are thrown around out there. Don't think that there's a lot of weight to it one way or the other, but I would be,
Starting point is 01:32:10 if that is the case, this shit just became mad fucking relevant because apparently Natasha's alive, but I don't know if there's any validity. 2200. Do you think this is Black Widow getting delayed for the last time? I hope so. I believe. If they're doing the premiere, if they're doing the premiere release on Disney Plus, then yes. I would argue that yes, because they kept saying like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're, we, this has to come out in theaters. This has to come out in theaters. I think that
Starting point is 01:32:35 what they did, and this is smart. Biden said that everybody would be eligible for the vaccine, what, the first of May and that he expects a majority of the adults to be vaccinated by, the 4th of July. So by waiting until the date that most of the people are vaccinated, that just makes more logical sense of we can actually send people out to the theaters to go see this. Of course, if you watch those videos from spring break,
Starting point is 01:32:59 everyone is vaccinated down there in Florida. Yeah, yeah, they're all fine. They're all just fine. They're all totally fucking fun, you idiot. John,
Starting point is 01:33:06 you should take a trip to Florida. I will, but I'd go to jail and kill everyone for walking around. Mask lists. I would absolutely just, oh, never mind. I shouldn't say that.
Starting point is 01:33:15 All right. Maybe. Okay, so. So Creele-Face punches, face punches. You can do face punches. So Free Guy is moving to August 13th, 2021. Shang-Chi moves to September 3rd, as Alex said. The Kingsman, the Kingsman moves now to Christmas of this year.
Starting point is 01:33:31 December 22nd. Deepwater is January 14th of next year. And death on the Nile now gets pushed as well to next year, February 11th of 2022. When was Shang-Chi supposed to be? February. It was supposed to be originally February, and then now, and then it was July, which Black Widow took, so now it's in September 3rd. The July 9th slot that Black Widow is taking was Shane Cheat's spot.
Starting point is 01:33:57 Not its original, but it's like following the slot after the delay. Fuka will still come out June 18th on Disney Plus. Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, I know they, you know, they strategize these releases so that there's not much overlap, just with the price of Disney Plus. So what's interesting is now that month of May, other than, the bad batch, that's kind of like a dry spell,
Starting point is 01:34:20 because I know that Falcon Winter Soldier ends at the end of April, and then you're not going to get Loki until June 11th, so there'll be no Marvel there, because I think Black Widow is going to be that one thing in May. Yeah, I wonder if that impacts the Doctor Strange 2 release. Yeah, it's a lot of delays now. Well, I mean, they have four movies coming out in July, within six months, because they haven't moved to Eternals nor Spider-Man.
Starting point is 01:34:44 So I think Dr. Strange is still on track, everything for next year. still on track. When is Eternals? November. And then Spider-Man's December. And Cruella moves to May 28th of this year. Fuck. I wanted to see that sooner rather than later. That's still soon, right? Yeah. May 28th is literally
Starting point is 01:35:03 too much, John. You will be fine. You're probably right, because this Snyder cut came so fast. I was just like, it came so fast. I just like how excited, I mean, of all the movies that we just heard were delayed, Cruella was the one that John was like, fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:18 That trailer looked awesome. Emma Stone looked great. I love the idea of a punk cruella if they can make it work. It's such a high wire act. They could absolutely fall into the flames, but they might be able to make that thing work. So I'm excited for it. Because Black Widow, I'm done with my excitement.
Starting point is 01:35:33 Like, okay, whenever it comes out. I'm not really jazzed for it anymore because it's been delayed so long. So, you know what it is? It's not that it's necessarily been delayed so long. I think where we're on the same page is that they keep being like, No, no, no, no, no, no, we meet it this time. No, no, no, no, we meet it this time. So now you're just like, no, fool me once, shame on.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Yeah. Shame on you. Fool me, you can't fool me again. You can't fool me again. Good job, George Bush. Fool me one time, shame on you. With the blame on you. Fool me three times.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Fuck the piece on, low, the chopper let it rain on you. The best. The best. Now you do the rap lyrics. It's worth 20 minutes left in the show. We should have done for the beginning. We'd make some money. All right.
Starting point is 01:36:21 Where are we at, money-wise, anyway? For $4.56, come on. Someone's got $50, burning a hole in pocket. Send it in. Get us over $500 for we end this show so we can, you know, have a end the Tuesday on a good note. Alex, some more stream labs, please. Just answer the other question. I would like to lead the movie that you actually help me audition for a row, okay?
Starting point is 01:36:40 Or send a self-tape in. Oh, nice. That was a fun process. Four to-night. It's a TV show Movie or TV show Okay It says movie or TV show
Starting point is 01:36:52 Pinky my winky It says uncle Yeah go ahead Pinky my winky says Okay Brett I'll bring out the scarf And everyone put their pretentious hat on As we're talking cinema
Starting point is 01:37:03 What are some films that y'all didn't really enjoy Due to its vagueness Or maybe it's too deep or pretentious Or because it's too subjective Inherent Vice for me Oh I hate it inheritvice Ugh Ugh
Starting point is 01:37:15 fucking movie Phantom tried I don't know I have to think I was just going And then that guy showed up And touched
Starting point is 01:37:23 God, I'm excuse Lost in translation Bored the shit out of me Really? Yeah That one was just like
Starting point is 01:37:29 Okay Trumbo But I don't think Anybody really liked that movie No, it's true Only him Yeah
Starting point is 01:37:37 He was good in it I like I like Trumbo I did shit I liked it I liked it I liked it Um, yeah, it's better than Mank.
Starting point is 01:37:45 I liked, uh, now you're fucking, now I'm gonna come. I'm like, you know what? You love Mank? I loved Mank. I saw three times. Whoa. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:57 You know what? I'll tell you 12 years of slave, but that's just because like, I, I, I can acknowledge the, the Lepido deserved, Lepido deserved her Oscar and all that stuff. Right. Um, I'm just tired of seeing slave films. I think that's totally bad. I'm being a thousand percent honest. number of other black people have said it.
Starting point is 01:38:15 I am, we are way more than slaves and basketball players. So I would love it if you would stop making slave films. Please and thank you. I saw this movie mirror that I hated. I know that that's like a renowned
Starting point is 01:38:27 Tarkovsky movie. What about mother? Mother! I hated Mother. Oh, I didn't see that. Someone took a spike hammer to my brain during that movie. Alex,
Starting point is 01:38:39 you're the snob. You tell us which one did you, which pieces of cinema Would you be surprised he didn't like? I was trying to go through a letterbox, but I can't think of one right now. Oh my God. I know. I'll think of something before the end of the show.
Starting point is 01:38:52 Find something, you little shit. Find something. While I do that. The witch. The witch was like, I just wanted to fall asleep. Really? And it wasn't frightening. It wasn't thrilling at all to me.
Starting point is 01:39:06 It was just like, that's my review of the witch. Rock. Okay, you go, you're going to put some respect on Alex's name. You're just a door man, door man. Door man. Door man. I was. Door man. I was once a doorman, Ma. Look at me now. What do you got, Roxy? Name that movie real quick, Roca. I don't know those movies. 2015, Robert Eggers, the witch. Annie Taylor Joy in the movie. This is the mode I'm in right now. I got a match on Friday. Go ahead. We go ahead, Brett.
Starting point is 01:39:36 You should know that one. If someone's going to hit you with the comedy question, you'll be fun. She's going to kick the shit out of me. Another show of Miller. She is going to kick the shit out of you. I honestly. I agree. As her former manager, and as much as that hurt me to let her go, she's going to kick this shit out. Yeah, probably, probably. What do you got there?
Starting point is 01:39:54 Roxy? No, no, that's okay. What do you got, Roxy? Ben, I'm glad. Oh, really? Oh, I didn't see that. I love it. All right.
Starting point is 01:40:05 An appropriate gay dudes as Roka's back. Did you all see that conversation between Guy and Bateman being Asian and America? It really touched me. I wish more YouTube personalities would share their stories like this. I feel like we all do that. Don't we all do that on our channels? I feel like we all do that on our channels. Do what?
Starting point is 01:40:22 He just said he doesn't like many more slavery. I think we're sharing our personal experience. But thank you to Andrew Guy for sharing his. We appreciate that. No, I didn't see it. But I did talk to Andrew a little bit. And I think it's a really scary time for a lot of people. And so one thing that I would advise others is that,
Starting point is 01:40:44 and I hope he doesn't mind. mind that I share this, but when I did reach out to him, he said that I was the only one who had. And so just for everybody out there, if you guys have people who might be going through challenging times or you see things that are going on in the world that might be affecting some of this community, it's nice to reach out and just remind somebody that you're their ally and friend. It's nice to do that. So to anyone out here who's like, what can I do? There's obviously so many more things you can do than that, but it is a nice, yeah, if you guys are, if you have friends who are being affected by all the violence that's going on and all the hate that's going on,
Starting point is 01:41:22 maybe just text them and remind them that you love them and that you're there if they need something. Other other things just to tie with that, though, don't let it be an empty gesture. I would say, also don't do a situation where you're like, hey, this is terrible. I just want to let you know, whatever. If they need to talk, you need to be willing to listen. if they need a shoulder to cry on or if they need you to go and try and take action like be ready to do that
Starting point is 01:41:45 because they very well may need that so that's the other thing to just keep in mind when you do that for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I apologize to Winston every time a slave film comes out. I say I'm sorry they keep making it. Terrible. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Terrible. Show the receipts. I want the receipt. How like stupid. with that how like like you're like uh this this isn't very much Winston I'm so sorry it has happened again it has been exactly 18 months there is another slave film I don't get why they keep doing this I'm so sorry brother sorry call me if you need to talk I hope they make it get out too and I would have voted for Obama
Starting point is 01:42:32 so it's obviously not what I'm talking about that's not that's not opposite of how to go about it. All right, anyway, let's keep going on a, yeah, shout out to Andrew definitely and anyone who is you know, suffering through this time with the, stop the Asian hate
Starting point is 01:42:54 legislation, I'm going to stop all of it, and it's been going on for a long time. You know, John Oliver called out Megan McCain for her crap that she said a year ago, played the clip on her show on his show, and she actually apologized something she rarely does. So call people out, make it there, but also, as Roxy said,
Starting point is 01:43:10 and she's very kind to say so reach out to the people who are affected by this and just let them know you're there and don't make it empty like Winston said so all right what are we next Papa's chubbby butthole says well my impression request from Thursday be honored it was a $50 donation Brett reenacting that rocky scene where Mick shows up at his place full dialogue is on IMDB but you can do whatever it's your show thank you for your consideration I guess we didn't get to that I apologize You're a bomb, Rocky. So, Brett, if you want to look that up... Do you remember the scene, Brett? Yeah, what am I looking at? Rocky scene where Mick shows up at his apartment.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Remember, it's like, he already... He's like, I'm not trained, yeah. And at the end of the movie, he, like, you know, after he's gotten his shot and it's like, the fight's coming up, he visits his place, and he's like... Beggs him. I love to train you on. And he's like...
Starting point is 01:44:02 I got a more chance this kid. Yeah, he's old. He's too old. I mean, Z. EZs. This is a movie that's very old that I've never revisited. All right, well, let's move on. Yeah. Let's keep going.
Starting point is 01:44:19 What are you got next? Mr. Torrance, has up, gang. Hope you're good and healthy. I don't donate often, but I'm feeling a bit crappy today. So I just wanted to say, yo, yo, yo, dick shines, and also pose a question. Will Moon Night with Isaac and Ethan Hawk become huge, maybe in the future of Avengers level? No. Moon Knight's never been at that level in the comics.
Starting point is 01:44:42 So I can't imagine he would get at that level live action. What do you think, Winston? I wasn't listening. I apologize. Roxy, any thoughts? Yeah, I think that to expect Moon Knight to be Avengers level would be a disservice. Because that, but do you mean like could Moon Knight be in an Avengers film in the future? or do you mean will Moon Knight be like make as much as the Avengers do at the box office?
Starting point is 01:45:17 I'm a little confused by the wording of the question, but I think that let's like as much as we can't separate the two in our mind because I think that Moon Knight's probably really hoping that we're not comparing Moon Knight to the Avengers. So that does that make any sense? Yeah. It does. Marvel seems to be doing like vampires though. Like they're going full tilt with the vampires, right?
Starting point is 01:45:39 With Blade. Right. Good point. And if Morvious crosses over at some point down the road, if they're going to play with Sony a little bit more, I could open the door as well. So certainly there's possibilities, but it won't be a Avengers level.
Starting point is 01:45:52 Will Moon Knight be part of an Avengers movie? That's certainly very, very possible. Yeah, I didn't know whether that's what the question was asking. I couldn't quite tell. I can't imagine that they're not considering that this isn't like the Netflix Marvel shows. I can't imagine that they're not going to bring. in anybody that were introduced to potentially in Wanda Vision.
Starting point is 01:46:16 Because obviously Monica Rambo is going to be in Captain Marvel, too. You know what I'm saying? So I can't imagine that you're not going to end up with Moon Knight in an Avengers film at some point. It wouldn't make sense not to. Okay. All right. What do we got next, Alex? The Washington Doom Cox says,
Starting point is 01:46:35 Why do we need an air cut when we have a James Gunn version of Suicide Squad that, in my opinion, will probably be better? He should also name it the gun cut just for shits and giggles, especially if it is darker or more violent. Thank you, thank you. Tiffany F says, I now understand what happened to Roxy last week. I got my second vaccination shot yesterday,
Starting point is 01:46:53 and I haven't been out of it all day today. Also, forget the trolls, they aren't worth it. Yeah. Rashad says, Hi, all, what is everyone's favorite director's cut? Mine is Kingdom of Heaven. It's the most transformative director's cut, in my opinion. Makes it one of Ridley Scott's best films.
Starting point is 01:47:11 I don't know John do you have a favorite director's cut probably the Blade Runner one also I actually think Zach Snyder's Watchman that director's cut is way more
Starting point is 01:47:25 intriguing and interesting than his original cut of the movie for sure those are the two that I would throw up there for me anybody else I mean I don't know how I don't say Snyder cut
Starting point is 01:47:37 just because it's a completely new movie I think so that for me is it's the most new footage. I also love the War of the Rings extended editions. Of course. Particularly two towers. Just more house to eat.
Starting point is 01:47:49 It's nice to see more running across the shire. Oh, Lord of the Rings fans complaining about a four-hour runtime for Justin. One of the most hypocritical things I've ever seen in my life. That was hilarious. You guys would have watched those diminutive motherfuckers run across a field for four hours. No, just having conversation.
Starting point is 01:48:09 about a piece of jewelry. Come on. I mean, Mank was that but sitting and drunk. I'm sorry, cinema escapes you, Philadelphia, boy. I'm sorry it wasn't all fart jokes and, you know, inappropriate comments.
Starting point is 01:48:26 He didn't like that earlier, Roca. That was a bad diss. Come on, do your research, man. Every time we said talking about poop, every time we talking about poop, he was like, he was like, uh-huh, uh-uh. Shut up and fix your faction. Shut up and fix your faction.
Starting point is 01:48:38 All right, what's next? Wow. Excuse me, what? Justin Square says, Winston and Roxy are finally on the show together again. You know what that means? Time for another question about the cookout, but it has been a while, so let's recap. Roxy is bringing beer and ice. She doesn't play games, so at the most, she'll watch a game with Dominoes,
Starting point is 01:48:56 and she is definitely not going to be trusted to be the DJ. New question. So, Roxy, you had a great time at the cookout, but you have to leave early because you have to prep and get ready for a huge audition that you have for Patty Jenkins for a supporting role in her next movie. Congratulations. However, just before you're about to leave, the cha-cha slide comes on,
Starting point is 01:49:13 and since it's the cookout, you know, it's going to be followed by the Cupid shuffling, and it's already 9 o'clock. Stay. Yeah, obviously, you're not going to be rude and disrespect anybody like that. You're going to stay,
Starting point is 01:49:24 and you're going to stay up all night for the audition. I'm really crazy. See what'll happen with that, too, Roxy, when you do that, somebody's going to be like, I like that white girl. She needs some help with her little movie thing.
Starting point is 01:49:35 So, so, Kyle, get your little ass over here help it with her little moving thing yeah yeah no you can't be rude you can't be rude that's a good point it's a good point all right uh what's next next next one again from justin score also hey winston roxy could you do that impression that was missed weeks back about the mx teaching roxy how to make the perfect real cheese sandwich while also giving her life advice as she tries to tell him that she doesn't eat cheese oh i don't remember this what it justin did put that in a while ago and He did ask, so yes, this, that was, that was true. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:50:11 So you're going to have, yeah. And so what you're hearing. Listen, you're going to take the bread. You're going to put some butter. Okay, you take the cheddar and you put it on the skillet. Let their fucking melt. And then you go ahead and tors a voter versify. But I don't eat cheese.
Starting point is 01:50:30 I don't, I don't eat the cheese. Then you're in trouble. I don't know what to tell you. How do you make a grilled cheese if you don't eat cheese? I don't know how to. That knock, open up the door, it's real. Hot spot, stay for it still, huh? Boxing.
Starting point is 01:50:47 I hope you got life insurance. Make sure you got a policy to pay your parents. And then you're gonna get the cheese. Make it fake so you don't freeze up your bow. Go ahead, your stomach, poop it out. Done it. It's like he's not listening, no, I don't eat cheese though. No, I don't think you're listening to me.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Not the real cheese. Get some pseudo shit. They make fake cheese for all you lack in toases. What? I'm not going to say that word about you. Be against you. Now what you're going to do. X going to give it to your armor.
Starting point is 01:51:18 I don't even like the taste. Okay. The flavor thing. Wow. Oh, God. I might need to poop now. All that yelling. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:30 DMX. Who knew DMX was the case? Merex. Rapping DMX. That's how you put it, proxy. that's how you move. Thank you. I'll write that down on my list of things.
Starting point is 01:51:40 All right. What's the next thing, Alex? Ace Money says, I hate the movie, Mother! So much. It is the most pretentious movie I've ever seen. It's like someone gave a freshman film student $30 million to work off and write a script over the weekend for an allegorical film about allegory dumps to fire. Jalen Fanning says they called you a racist and wrong for assuming an unfinished four
Starting point is 01:52:05 a movie that needed $70 million to finish probably wouldn't come out wild. Jim and John says what are some of the beloved films you think are overrated? Personally for me, Gone with the Wind is a boring film. It's a big bloated soap opera. I hate that film. But it's not a telenovela
Starting point is 01:52:21 and John did not watch it. Did watch it. It's a terrible film. Yeah, it's got a pretty rough opening text. You think that John, you think Spahn with the Wind is a terrible film? Yeah, I hate it. Bores me to do.
Starting point is 01:52:39 The man of her dreams leaves her, and she cries for like 10 seconds. He gets up and goes, there's always tomorrow, Terra. Come on, it's boring as hell. I hate it. Wow. An LSFC-9-6 says Winston is right about fandom. Fandom can lead people like Jake Lord and Ahmed Best to have mental issues and even consider suicide. We're just trying to entertain you.
Starting point is 01:53:05 That's what's fucking wild. for just trying to entertain you. Tim Sims says so good news. Texas will open vaccination to all adults March 29th. Hope it's not too late after they reopened the entire state weeks ago. I don't know actually I've been trying to look up what happens if you have COVID.
Starting point is 01:53:27 I know they say not to have COVID and get vaccinated, but what happens? Like for the people who do have COVID, should they not get vaccinated? I would say ask a medical professional. I don't, I know. I've heard a number of, I've heard a number of different things,
Starting point is 01:53:44 but I don't want to comment on it and be wrong. Yeah, totally. I know. I feel that. So I don't know. All right, we're 40 bucks away, everyone. Oh, still? Yeah, someone's got 40 bucks.
Starting point is 01:53:56 For God's sake, get us over that $500. We need to get to every day to validate us all coming back every day to entertain you the way we do. So many do you say that you love us being here to make your laugh and entertain you. So please send us. in your support if you can the next few minutes before I wrap up the show small bots stream labs or otherwise or super chats well what do you got Brett
Starting point is 01:54:17 are you ready uh I don't know what I'm supposed to do I just put it in the private chat Ryan Nelson will do the Rocky part God it that's what I was confused Ryan from Philly so he should do it And I'm doing it just as me You imitate or trying to be Burgess Meredith I think you're imitating Burgess Merritt
Starting point is 01:54:36 All right Ryan's gonna imitate Rocky One of my fortes. I can see why this one got suggested. All right. So there's, I'm knocking on. Yeah. Oh, kids.
Starting point is 01:54:52 I've seen the light. Can I come in? Yeah, sure, yeah. Yeah, good. Hey, nice place you have here. All right, anyway. I come to tell you that what happened to you today is freak luck. Yeah, freak luck.
Starting point is 01:55:09 Ain't it true? Look at all the other guy. And they're good fighters, right? They're colorful. They got good records. They fight the guts out for peanuts, but you, you got a shot at the title. Yeah, figure looks a strange, strange thing. Yeah, sure. Uh, can I sit down? Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 01:55:31 What the hell those? What are those? Uh, those are domestic turtles. One top named Cuff. The other one named Link. If I had a third, I name him Sleeve. No, the rest of them are marbles. Yeah, they make good soup.
Starting point is 01:55:48 He-he. Anyway, look, I'm here to warn you that you got to be very careful about the shot that you got at this title. Because, like the Bible says, Oh, no, don't interrupt this. Thanks, sir. Please take this. Also, please interrupt Brett so he doesn't have to do that impression. That can't save Brett.
Starting point is 01:56:08 Oh, yes. You ain't got to get a chance. Oh my God, that's nice. All right. Good time to stop. It'll make me. It stinks. I know he goes there.
Starting point is 01:56:19 It stinks. It stinks. Yeah, that was an interesting one. That was an interesting one. Mark underscore Jason underscore Alley donated $40. Thank you. For the kitty. Take care all.
Starting point is 01:56:31 Roxy is manager of the year. Get World Girls merch. Order Giddies today. For that. A little early. I remember when people were saying that shit about me in like April. Yeah, well, I thought you, I thought I was saying that. Yeah, I know, I know.
Starting point is 01:56:50 I was, I was a little, I will say, I was a little butt hurt this week. That I had spoilers, three matches, and I, and that both Janine and Hannah won their matches in these incredible ways. and that Alex, again, spoilers, but we're allowed to talk about all this, took it to 50-51, and that I did not get manager of the week. All right. Who got it?
Starting point is 01:57:22 Coy. No. Coy? For what? For DeMilanta. I hate to break it. I don't know how much Coy managed him a lot. I was a little butt hurt.
Starting point is 01:57:34 I was a little butt hurt. No offense, but yeah. I'm just going to put that out there. What a match. Holy cow. I actually agree with you, Roxy. You should have. You had a great week.
Starting point is 01:57:44 Fantastic week. So you should definitely be, you should definitely one manager of the week. Of the week. Of the week. I'm not saying of the year. Some of this questionable. This week I did the good job.
Starting point is 01:57:54 I did a good job this week. You did absolutely. You're fantastic. I think in what essentially happened in the inverse is that obviously both of those other matches, like you manage your ass off. But I think the idea there is that a title shot, especially the way that title shot went down. You would argue it has more gravitas
Starting point is 01:58:13 than the two solo regular season matches and how they played out. That would be my guess as to why people voted that way. I don't disagree. I would say that. Yeah, I agree with you. And I think player of the week is a different conversation. Sure.
Starting point is 01:58:28 I agree. It's more quite, it's a more. A little butter. I'm a little bummed. I think Roxanne did it press the button? Are you, were you able to poop afterwards? Just because it hurts doesn't mean it comes out. This we know.
Starting point is 01:58:41 This we know. Yeah. And there are other managers. We'll see. And also, that's hilarious. I love how many times people keep saying that we don't do shit. That's fine. Eliminate us and watch what the fuck happens.
Starting point is 01:58:55 Because I don't know about you, Roxy, but the amount of fucking work that I put in for the faction, don't speak on things you don't understand. That's all I will say to the people that keep saying we don't do shit. Don't speak on things you don't fucking understand. I think that if it looks like we're not doing shit, it, then probably we're doing our jobs. Like, nice.
Starting point is 01:59:11 Yeah. Oh, yeah, we have to sing tainted love. Oh, but what's happening? Where's the link? Where's the link? Is the link in the chat? I can put the link in the chat. All right.
Starting point is 01:59:21 There you go. Who's singing? I think we're all singing. Oh, that should sound. For about five, we'll sing for about two minutes. Then we've got to wrap up. I know Winston's got to go get vaccinated. Yes, I'll play it from mine.
Starting point is 01:59:33 But how are we going to see the words? I'm sure we can look up the lyrics. It's a great point. Great point. I don't know how we'd see it with other people, but I can do... If we just Google Tainted Love lyrics, they will come up. Google it. Google it.
Starting point is 01:59:46 All right. Okay. There it is. It's on the genius. No, I just meant more like when it. All right. Oh, right. The timing.
Starting point is 01:59:54 Well, Ryan leads us into every verse. I think that's... Yeah, it'll be great. I believe in us. I believe in us, too. All right. Here we go. Some...
Starting point is 02:00:04 No. No. My high school champion. Sometimes. Hello. Maybe Ryan calls out people's hands. I feel I've got to run away. I've got to get away from the pain driving through the heart of me.
Starting point is 02:00:28 Oh my God. Go away. And I'm off my life. Before I talk and turn, I can't sleep at night. Once I ran to you. Now I'll run from you. This is to take me to love your giving. Give it all the work.
Starting point is 02:00:53 I'm going to take my tears and that's not nearly all. Oh. This is the worst of all of the performances so far. Alex is great. in it? Alex is definitely not going to be the best moment. Let's get out of here. All right.
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