The Kristian Harloff Show - WE DID IT! Our first NY show together. Sort of.

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

Well, here we go. Kristian is officially in New York.  Roxy and Brett join the first broadcast together. There's a lot of laps in this episode. Brett talks about his trip overseas. We talked pizza, we talked bagels. We talked television. Let's discuss the acolyte, the boys. Roxy talks about dating and has anyone been annihilated? On this very special episode of The Big Thing.

What's going on, everybody? Welcome back. Happy Thursday. It's the big thing. And it is another show with me, Roxy, and Brett. But as you saw in the title and the thumbnail, this is our first New York show together. That's right. Me, by my lonesome.

Roxy by our lonesome. Brett, by his lonesome. But nonetheless, we were all together having a conversation, and I'm sure Roxy's going to be asking me a lot of questions. So we are going to be talking about that. And then we'll also talk about Brett and how excited he is to come back and work on the studio. He said that as soon as he got off the plane, all he could think about was coming right back here to be working on the studio. So he said to me, maybe at least that's what I thought he said to me. There's other things in the news that we might get to.

I don't know. I saw something about the boys' score plummeting after the first three or four episodes. Roxy's going to talk about TV. She's got a lot of picks like she always does. And we will get into some other news. should we want to talk about it. But I think that's going to really get into a discussion where we have some stuff coming up.

I have a big interview coming up that I can talk about. I think I'll at least mention it, and then if it turns out that it gets canceled, I'll just cut it right out of the show, that it never haven't happened because Roxy's going to ask me. And I think Roxy will be happy to hear who I have. I have two potential really, really big guess that I'm excited about. And I think it's going to happen.

So that and more on the show today. So if you're brand new to the show, subscribe to it. We have a lot of things that are happening right now. I have Ackleid reactions up. I'm going to be finally, once I finally catch up to the boys, I'll be doing that. I'm going to do a full-on season one review of Dark Matter. Once I finish it, it should be done with that really soon.

I have a horizon out-of-the-the-the-the-ter reaction coming soon. And there's just a lot more coming up. It's summer movie season. I'm seeing Twisters next week. Is that true? Yeah, I'm seeing Twisters next week. So lots of stuff. So hit that button.

All right, let's get into it. It's myself, it's Roxy, it's Brett. It's the big thing. Here we go. What's up, everybody? Welcome back. It is the big thing. It's myself, Christian Harloff, live from New York, with Roxanne Stryor and Brett Sheridan.

Look at that guy. I know him. Hey. And it is all three of us together at last. And people are going to be saying, you know, there's a couple things. I'm going to tell you guys that God's honest truth. When we started the second, even if, every single time we do a show in the studio and Roxy comes on time, Brett and I are always working on technical things.

And this time I'm like, we got it all set up. Brett came in a half an hour early. It was getting his shot ready to go. Shot looks wonderful. I mean, look at that shot. Looks great. And then we started to mess with stuff. and the next thing you know

we're 15 minutes late before we get going Roxy's camera Roxy has a really good camera she looks like she's in the dark here but I like what she's doing we're going to change that up Brett's going to fix that up so you have some stuff right now

the shots are getting better and this is what I was talking about though I don't care what anybody says when you look at this type of show and you look at the footage as opposed to what stream yard's doing with those three shots stupid as shit

And this is much better. So Brett, let's start with you. How excited are you to come back and have a barata slice? Oh, that is going to be the best part. It's the only part. It's only getting you here right now. Yeah, yeah. Just but hearing how bad the shot looks daily.

That's not true. Daily, daily. I'm like, we're going to paint. We're going to paint the wall. The white is blowing it out. It was a mistake. need to fix it. I don't know.

Shire looks like shit. Yeah, I know. I know. We're going to fix it. We're going to fix it. But at least nobody makes comments about it. No, I'll tell you,

the last couple of days recording here, you know, some people said you're going to fix the lighting a little bit and this and that, but for the most part, people really like what's say to do with the background.

The camera is a wonderful camera. The studio is already working. We're getting some nice, we're getting nice comments here, Brett. Oh, good, good. Yeah, I don't check him, so I just assumed. No, no, there was nice comments.

Roxy sent me a really nice text the other day. She said, she already missed me. Aw. We do. And I wish you a happy Father's Day, which I didn't do to Brett, and now I'm thinking about that. Don't worry about it. My kids didn't either. Did they not?

Well, we were in Budapest. What does that mean? the time and my wife sent a text to both of them saying, hey, you know, you can wish your father, happy father's day. My daughter then

sent me a text and my son did not. Then we FaceTime them and we were like, hey, my wife was tearing into him a little bit. I'm like, it's all right. I don't give shit. I'm having, I'm on vacation. I'm loving it. And the son said, I have a, I have a present for you, but it's when you get home.

So what does that mean? bought it. He bought it when you got before you go. No, no. He had learned an entire tool song. Oh. All right. And played it for me. It was like, and it was, it was really good. He's, he's learning like two to three songs a week.

And he's already surpassed the 20 years of noodling with guitars that I've done. That's great, though. Okay. Maybe, maybe he's forgiven on that one. That's a good way. That's a good way to, uh, it's like, don't worry about it. I'm working on stuff. Don't you want it.

You want a text or you want a full song here? Well, it's been really nice because nightly he'll come in and to the living room and play songs for me. It's like kind of a new connection that we've been having. You know, I've often talked about how it's like tough when they become teenagers and stuff, but it's been really nice. He comes and he's like, hey, I just learn this new smashing pumpkins. Listen to this.

That's great. So you find anything to bond with him over. Yeah. I love that. Do you think that Brett feels more comfortable on digital? Do you feel that way? I just feel as if this is the most we've heard from Brett in five shows. He's also in the studio that he built.

Yeah, I feel like Brett, maybe this is your era, babe. Like, this is time. This is time to use this at any time I want to make my own show, and I still haven't done it. Well, I mean, we do a little bit more here. I mean, look, you've essentially built out the studio that you're in, the studio that I'm in. You're going to work on Roxy Shot.

Roxy's shot is going to look significantly better than the next time because Roxy cameras fantastic. I want to do what Brett has. These are cool acrylic things behind me and actually they have red lights that light them up but it doesn't work with my current lighting set up. I love the way that the simplicity of Brett shot. Like I want to do something like that. Wood paneling or something cool.

I'm ready to mix it up. Well, we're going to switch up. I mean, Roxy's shot will look really, really good. Brett, as I said, every kid, Brett is coming back here soon to get. this looking more like his shot when we're getting close to it i think it's what the first week in july yeah yeah around the ninth yeah so brett's going to be in here um july you know it's funny brett i went remember when we went to um so brett was here with me and we went to this bagel place when we were here and oh no i don't think you were with me when i went but i went to this bagel place

and it was fine the bagel place i wanted to go to they were on vacation and i was like oh i got I tried them. Who was on vacation? The bagel place was on vacation. There was two bagel places. There was one bagel place I tried that. You mean like when the owner goes on vacation, the whole shop. The whole shop was on vacation.

Like it was, they said we're on vacation. And when we went to look. Do you remember that, Brett? No, because I think you went, that was one trip that you went by. Yeah, the whole store was on vacation. They brought them back. So the ones that I got were okay. So I went to, that's right, I brought them back and they were fine.

I don't think we finished all of them. But I went to this place now, the vacation place that was open, phenomenal, really, really good, great coffee, everything. And I was standing, I told, this is the difference in New York. I get here. I already know who owns the favorite, my favorite pizza place out here. I've already talked to the owner, had a conversation with him. I now am friends with the bagel shop owner. And it's, and my daughter is absolutely loving it.

And talk. Wait, say more on that. Oh, the kids are loving it. The kids are absolutely loving in here. Loving. What did they say?

So, I mean, well, they love the bagels and the pizza. That's a given. But the idea, like the suburban life in general, the suburban life in general.

Like they're just liking, walking around, feeling safe. It's a very different world. It's a different planet. It's a different planet. How friendly people are here. That's the,

that's the thing that New Yorkers get a very bad rap that New Yorkers are rude. And it's not true. New Yorkers are very blunt and fast, but you still, you'd have, and like, okay, what do you want, what do you want? But then you have a conversation with somebody. Every single person that I've had a conversation with

has been welcoming, opening the neighbors in this neighborhood, holy crap, like everybody, like every single neighbor has come over and said hello and introduce themselves, and it's like, I couldn't tell you a damn thing about my neighbor in Los Angeles, the one across the street, no nothing about them. I know more about my neighbor that I lived, you know,

across the street from over the past week that I know about anything about four or five of my neighbors in Los Angeles that I lived there for five years. Why do you think? It's just a very different vibe. It's a very different vibe. And it's like community and all this stuff too.

It's pretty fantastic. And oh, I told this story with Mike and Steph on yesterday's show, but I'm walking around with the dog. And in Roxy, you lived on the East Coast, so I'm sure you remember. You remember fireflies? Yeah, of course.

I haven't seen fireflies in 30 years. Yeah, yeah, I've never seen one out here. I was, no, they're not out there. But I was walking the dog, and I was like, what was that? Holy shit, it's a fucking firefly. And it was a whole bunch of them. Did you kids see? No, I want to go back and get them.

Hopefully they're out tonight because I want to take the kids to see it. But I went, and then I was walking to this really big, grassy field, which is five seconds away from where I saw the fireflies. and the fireflies are all over this field. And I swear to you, there's like 11 or 12, Brett will know this, because we saw one of them. There's like 12 bunnies. And the bunnies were on this grass field,

and they all start running next to a bunch of birds who are hopping next to them, like a Disney film. They're not chasing the birds. They're running, see you later, Brett. They're running with the birds. It was insane. So it's been, it's been. I have to say whenever I go home,

it's just like that. I mean, in my yard, there are bunnies. There are turkeys. Yeah. It's like, we're learning. We're learning. I mean, Christian, you full blown, like you said at the top, you're in the suburbs. I know.

It's a different life. Different world. It's a different world. Anytime I go home and I go on walks and like, I'll walk to the grocery store, to the convenience store. I know all of my neighbors at home. Like, you know, it's just so different. L.A. is not made for that. No, it's not.

And it's like, and I was wondering after the first week if I was going to miss L.A. And I just don't. It's just. You're here a long time and you got out of it what you need apparently, you know. Yeah, so I'm going into the city tomorrow. I was only supposed to, well, I have the show with Dan Merle on Friday in the city. That was planned for a bit. Where?

It's, don't make me look it up. But it's the link. I wanted you to plug it. Can they get tickets? Yeah, links in the description. where in the city. So you guys, and there's, well, there's only like 15 seats left. Oh.

But there are, but there are seats left. And I was always planning on going in to the city on Friday to go and, and we'll hang out with Dan for a little bit and then we're going to do the show. So that was a plan. Then I found out that I'm getting a really good guest on the show. And so that guest is in the new Kevin Costner Horizon film. So Kevin Costner? Not Kevin Costner.

But I was, but then they said, hey, can you come see the movie? And they gave me the, they gave me the Burbank screening. I said, I can't see it there. So I said, do you have a New York screening? They said, we do. When's the Burbank one? The Burbank one, I have to let you know. But it's a, but it is a, but it's in the city.

And I have to hop on the train and go into the city to see it. And I'm really, I'm actually very excited to. see the movie. I wanted to see the movie in general, but now, so, Roxy, you're Stranger Things fans? Yeah. I'm getting Vecna, Jamie Campbell-Bower. You don't know, though, and you might cut it out of this? Yeah. Or for sure? I'm about, I'm about 95% sure that I'm getting it. Cool. So, yeah, that's a good one. And then the other one that's really great that we're working on for July that I'm going to, I almost don't want to say it because I don't want to jinx it, but I also want to say it because I'm excited about it,

and Brett will love this so much. You'll love this too, because you guys are both big Saturday Night Live fans. Dan Aykroyd. Oh. That's wild. And he's a big UFO guy. Nice. So that's the one.

Both of them. Very excited for both of them. But that one, when I heard, that was getting that. And then so there's other, there's other things in the works, but it's like, I think that we're going to start

getting a lot more interviews on this channel. And I think that on, like, what I did on Monday, I did the show with Roka. Tuesday, I did a live, like an impromptu live stream. Wednesday did the show with Mike and Steph. Thursday will be our show. And then Friday is obviously capes and cows with other things kind of sprinkled in there.

But, but yeah. So it's, it's so. That's what you plan on sticking to? Well, I don't know what to do. The Tuesday will probably be the, you know, there's two things that I'm probably going to do with Tuesday. Now, you know, if I get, I don't know how often I'm going to get interviews, but like, I'll put, if I do get Jamie, I'm going to put him on the Tuesday show. and that will be Tuesday's show. If I get Dan Aykroyd, it'll be on a Tuesday show.

Whoever I get guest-wise will be on the Tuesday show. When I don't have a guest, I'll probably do an in-studio live show. Because I can't, I've actually had a pitch for a guest to come in studio next week, and we're not ready for that yet because that's what Brett's coming in here for. We should talk, that's so people know. Brett, what exactly when you come in in July are you doing here? here besides fixing my shot that we all know that you're going to do um well oh yeah we're we're gonna paint the walls a gray which is better for um accepting the lighting um i'm gonna hang up some

curtains probably to uh for the sarah show yeah man to distinguish the two of them you know just lighting stuff like that you know it uh we got all this shit we got all the we got the couch we got everything that's coming in the other yeah yeah we got a set up part It's going to be gray. Well, gray, it won't be gray. The gray, I, you know, did some research and that will take the color lights better than the white. The white just kind of bleeds it out, the gray. So it's not, it won't, it'll still be, you'll see like the blues and stuff like on there.

And it's, it's just a thing that I didn't really know until I tried out the white. I know, so we just got to paint it. Or we could just paint it blue. I like what yours is doing. That's what I'm saying brown. That's looking cool. It's, I, you know, I mean, truth told, you know, we, we just, this is expensive to put these up. They're, you know, they are wood.

And, yeah, we just didn't have the budget. Yeah. What is it? What about brick brick brick? and we look so sick behind Christian. Yeah. I don't know. I want to try to salvage leaves because they were pain in the ass to be.

But there's lots of options. This is why, just the story, because I know Brett's so well, and he's just such a good guy. So my wife comes in here in the day and she's ready to, because she went through a lot to get all this stuff made, and she called a friend of hers,

who helped her with the design of, and getting all the boards made and all that. and we got them shipped to the house and we did that. And then she walks in here and she's like, oh my gosh, she said, I don't think I'm going to have to hang him on these things. She's like, because they like, they kind of point out. She's like, I don't know. She's like, maybe we have to take them down.

And I was like, take him down. I'm like, Brett's head's going to pop off his shoulders and land on, you know, in Tools's lap. And she's, and she's like, we might have to take them down. So I called Brett because I wasn't sure if he was back yet, but I left him a message. And so the first thing he gets when he's off the plane is, hey, we're going to The four hours or six hours you spent putting these things up, they're probably going to be in shambles by the time you get back here. And then he's like, you didn't tear him down, did you? And it's like, no, we kept them up.

I don't even know if you could. They're like the industrial glue that you have to use to put those up is pretty crazy. Yeah, we wouldn't need like a crowbar or something. Yeah, yeah. No, it's a concept that I, again, you know, just to, I was going off of a vertical FaceTime video over like Zabruder filming it. You know, like going, okay, how does it? I did I had measurements of the room and I didn't know.

I think this might work and it and it didn't and we'll fix it. Yeah, we will. Part of me thinks that you are messing with me a little bit though, Christian, with what you did. What do you mean? You don't know what you did? No, what did I do? Behind you, there's nothing that stands out to you as something that would be weird for me. Oh, Braveheart?

Of course. Yeah, I know, but it's braveheart. I don't look at it as him. It's braveheart. I thought about that today when I am. Yeah, he's always in the back. Like, did you do it to fuck with me? You know, he's the one person that I like.

But you know, that's one of my favorite movies. It's not, it's not, it's not, if it was, if it was him screaming into a phone, then I would, that I'd probably be like, okay. You're not staring at it, though, and I am. Well, I mean, you can't, to be fair, you can't see it. You can see it. but in this shot here you can't see it but it's braveheart.

Does that make it better or worse? I don't know. I don't know, but look at all the other wonderful stuff up there. Who's directly behind you? Which one? With the microphone? No, you can't see behind you. Like there's one you're blocking completely.

Oh, oh. This. Move your head. Oh, Star Wars. Yeah. And people, and people. And we'll push out Mel with that.

Yeah, I might, we might. We might because people were very upset that you can't see Vader and Luke. That was the one thing that I kept getting. People kept saying, how come he can't see Vader and Luke? Because I was really, really into Mel Gibson. That's it. Now it's Braveheart. Braveheart.

William Wallace. Yeah. I'll see a Kevin Spacey image on there. It's different. And if there was a usual suspect up there, this is the conversation we have all the time about separating the art from the artist. And I was, and I will never apologize for loving Braveheart. It's one of my favorite reasons. I quote it.

There's a lot of movies. I don't think I need to be staring at Gibson's face. I know, and it's so funny you said that because I just had, I just had was talking to, um, this guy who works at this building. And he was saying, essentially saying, he's like, oh, I love that movie. He's like, but man, I had some, I had a conversation with some friends other day and they were just going off on, on, on Gibson. And it was like, yeah, it's like, you see this, this movie.

This movie is my, it's just such a great movie. I thought Rocks was just going to. say because there's like very little female representation. We've got a came with Kate Witt and that's it. Yeah. No, I was on, um, Hinge the other day. Yeah. And one of the prompts, you guys know, people picked their own prompts and then they fill in the blank. Sure. And it was like, um, don't, uh, only match with me if or something like that was the prompt. And he wrote, you don't, you don't believe in feminism.

Yeah. And I thought that was such a funny thing. Like, of all the prompts to pick, you can talk about, like, best qualities of you or whatever. And like,

what do you mean, don't believe in feminism? Like, you don't believe it exists? Or like... Right. What don't you believe? I don't practice it?

Not a practicing. You don't believe in feminism. I don't think that that's a real thing. I think, I think, I think, uh, yeah, that sounds like a flat earther,

right? Like, I don't believe in it. That's not real. That's, that's amazing. It's made up on that. Netflix.

It's true. Anyway, there's a lot, there's a lot more we talk about because I still don't know, speaking of hinge and all that stuff, I see what the hell Roxy's doing as far as Dayton, USA and what's going on with the neighbor. But before we- But Christian, you just moved across the entire country. You have questions. I know, you have questions.

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Roxy, you want to talk about yourself or you want to ask questions? No. No. Do I want to talk about myself or do I want to ask questions? I'm sure you know me at this point. I want to ask questions. All right. Go ahead.

Okay, so how did it all happen? How did you go from here to there or from L.A. to there? You guys all took one flight together? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we went, well, Thursday, you came in and you shot our show, which is, by the way, went very well. People loved our last show together.

I loved it too. I watched it. Did you? Why did you watch it back? Yeah, because I was sad. You got teary? Yeah, it was sad. And I wanted to watch it back.

And people's comments were so kind. But then somebody said that I threw Brett under the bus and they weren't wrong. What do you mean? Oh, by saying you're number two? Yeah. Yeah. I called myself his number two. And people were like, wow, that's fucked to Brett.

And I was like, it is kind of. But like, and some people were, like, most of the comments were so nice. And some people were like, wow, Roxy is so needy. And I was like, yeah. Yeah, right. So it's not like something. It's not you saying, no, I'm not. So yeah.

So what? Hello. Have you been watching me? Right. Need reassurance. Thank you. It's like someone saying Christian likes pizza. Yeah.

But yeah, the show is awesome. But I haven't, when we got into. the I texted you for Father's Day. You said that the move was going okay. I said I missed you. And then when we got into this stream today, I said, how's it going? And you said, we'll talk about it on air. Right.

So I literally don't even know about the actual move. No, I know nothing. So, well, so we had our show and we shot that on a Wednesday, I think it was. We did. And then you literally opened the show saying that you think that you should air on Friday. So it's the last show on, because you should have the last show. and I said I thought about it, but then push came to shove, and I wound up putting the Cape's show on Friday,

so I wanted to get our show up sooner than later. And it didn't. It was the right decision because a lot of people enjoyed it. And then Winston and Coy came in on Thursday, and to Brett's glee, they helped break down the studio completely at the end. They, we carry that big ass desk, which we loved. And Ellis came over too. Ellis came over at the end and brought over two slices of pizza, by the way.

And then we moved the stuff out of there. I gave Koi a bunch of lights, gave Winston some stuff. I had an Andrew Guy had come by at one point, not that day, but just in general, Smets came by, I saw Frank Janish, I saw Cam Rice, I saw Wendy, I saw a bunch of people on the way out. And then, after that was, I mean, we shot capes and cows, we had a full working studio, and within the hour after it was done, it was all broken down just an empty garage that I posted on the on Instagram.

Is the table still on the street? No, somebody took it. Yeah, somebody took that quick. Like we, we left, we left a warehouse full of shit on the, on the lawn. And it was, and I couldn't believe how much stuff was out there. And my, my wife called her dad yesterday and he's, there's, there's like three things left. Everything, that's the other thing. if I left any of that stuff

in my place now, it would be there for 12 years. It was gone in a matter of a day and a half. It's gone because this is a busy street, people zipping by, and the amount of people, even when I was there that I saw stopping,

and there was one woman who, it was hilarious. We were looking at her from the window. She got out of the car and there was this big, huge dresser that we didn't need anymore. The thing was huge. And she had like this little feet.

I could have definitely used a dresser. You should have. Oh, I didn't. Hey, so there's she, she had this little Fiat. So she gets out of the car and she goes like this. She looks at the dresser. She looks at the Fiat. She looks at the dresser.

Like, it ain't happening. Call your friends. Call somebody. Do something because it ain't working. But no matter, you know, anyway. So people pick that stuff off the street. But we left Friday morning. Our flight was supposed to be at 11 a.m.

And we got there. We got there in time. And we actually are right as we were getting there, because I was worried that we were going to be a little late with it because we had the dog with us. So we had him in the carrier. So we're wondering. Have you ever phone with him? Not with him before. And so I was wondering, I'm like, okay, how's this going to happen?

So we then got delayed for about an hour. Yeah. And we went to the Delta Lounge, which is, you know how much I love the Delta Lounge. How did you do that? I have, I have, yeah. Well, no, I've got, I've got Sky Miles. So it's like, you know, you get for my account, you get access to the Delta lounge. But like it is the best.

And we were there for about, I don't know, hour, hour and a half. We get on the plane and we have, we do the flight. And then right as we get to, we're about 45 minutes out. And then they do, they die hard to us. And they just keep us in the middle. They're like, oh, we got to, because of the weather, we got to float around in the sky for another 45 minutes. Like, ugh. So we finally land

And then it was because of the weather They were pushed back a little bit more And then we wound up instead of getting into like eight When we were supposed to We went up like 1030, 1040 But we did Are your girls doing? They're okay

My wife was starting to run down a little bit more I'm self-immittally the worst in the airports Oh really? When it comes to I mean With Brett Were I bad with you? No not bad But I can

I'm not saying bad But I could tell you are nervous I want to get there. Yeah, and he's very, he's like, so, okay, we got the bag, we got the bags, the bags are in, you know, like he kind of talks himself through every step of the way. Yeah. And, you know, we've got to, okay, if we go to Delta Lounge, we have enough time. If we leave by this.

The only time I get like that. And self-admitted, I'm like, when, and I am, and I said to my mind, I said, I am the worst in the airport. So he's like, we're reverse roles when it comes to the airport. And I, she's the one that's relaxed. Like, okay, we'll get there. And I'm like, no, we've got to be there. We're going to do that. I'm the worst of the airport.

It's weird. Yeah, it's weird. I don't know what it is. But, and then so we get off the plane. I'm like, I've got to get to the freaking, because I want to make sure I have all my luggage. So I get all the luggage. And finally, we did what we did.

We got that same pizza place, though, that we got when we got here, Brett, on. Yeah. And we just, yeah, we just wound up getting, you know, like 1030, sleeping on air mattresses until the, you know, the truck gets here. And that's it. When the truck got there? and a day and a half from now. Oh, you're still on the air mattress.

Still waiting. Still waiting. Are you on the floor? No, because we just, we finally, we got our couch delivers. So I have air mattress. We have air mattresses and, and a couch. So that's good. So have the air mattresses held up? Like, I feel like you guys have been sleeping on the floor.

No, no, no, no, no, floor. The air mattresses are good. It's the same like it's, we got some, we got some good ones. Go ahead, Brett. Oh, no, I was, I was waving saying I'm doing it. Someone popped into the. tell them. And then he said that the

neighbors all came through. Yeah, they're all just, I mean, a lot of, well, we met some of them when we were there in May, and then, then they came back around,

there's, there's one guy who, I mean, they're all fantastic, but there's one guy who's just amazing. He's cut off sleeves, ponytail,

and about as New York as you get, the nicest guy in the world. And he's just like, hey, how's it going? What's going on? What do you need? Want some sugar?

It's like, he's the best. Any kids in the neighbor? Yeah, there's some kids in the neighborhood. It's very family-oriented. It's incredible. It's incredible. Damn.

Yeah. So. Anything that you're not loving so far? The lighting on the show. No, right now it's just not having my stuff. Not having all my stuff. Yeah, that's got to be. I didn't realize you guys still didn't have your.

And not having my stuff. I don't know if I love this table. You can't see it yet because we don't have a wide shot. but that's something we'll probably have to fix too. But there's a little, I mean, the studio will, I mean, the fact that, I mean, as much as we were breaking chops, the fact that Brett got it looking like this in the course of four, you, five days, Brett? Yeah. Yeah, it was like five days.

And so that's, that was impressive. There's some stuff we use here that we can maybe mess with the table. That's like, you put it on there, it takes glare away, and we can do different colors. I think it's less about the glare, though. I think it's more about, you know, it's, maybe like you said it yourself too, the length, right? Who knows? Who knows?

Deal with it. I have a fun fact for you about Budapest. It was in New York in pizza places. Oh, you're not, not as far as quality. I'm not saying, I don't know, because I didn't, I didn't want to eat pizza. I wanted to have, like, local cuisine. But, I mean, it's legit pizza places after pizza place and burger places.

Like, it was hard for us to find hunger places. Like it was hard for us to find Hungarian food while we were there. Because it's just tourist USA? Just so much. Yeah, it's just I think. And then you think about it where you're like, well, yeah, I guess you don't, if you live there, you cook that at home. You don't really want to go out to eat the food you cook. And American food is just, I don't know, we don't have like a thing that's truly you would call American other than I guess pizza and burgers, really.

like what's what's american food yeah burgers i mean yeah really burgers but but how was but but it was but it was it was absolutely lovely you loved it you know uh i i want to go back and redo it though you ever going to vacation you're like oh we should have done this and we should have done that yeah you know it's it's it's it's it's one of those things where we built it up to be difficult to go around my first my wife's first time ever overseas. Oh, really? You know, so she was a little nervous and, you know, it was, and she was nervous

about leaving the kids and I'm like, oh, has she never been out of the country before? No. Oh, wow. Just, I mean, you know, the furthest she's been. Christian, didn't you say you'd never been out of the country? Yeah, but I, I, well, twice, but they're, both don't really, I mean, I guess they count, but not,

not to Europe, I've never been. Where have you been out of the country? Bahamas and Mexico. Okay, okay. Those are the two places. So, but I have not, yeah, I haven't, I haven't been, when we were, I think when that conversation came up, we were talking about like Scotland and England and Italy in particular.

When you were doing the lighting, I asked Brett, how was your trip? And it didn't seem to me like, Brett, like I was expecting you come back and be like, it was amazing. He's probably jet lagged. He's probably jet lagged. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little jet lagged. and I was, you know, it's, my brain isn't firing on all cylinders.

Yeah, you can tell. I'm like trying to, I, people were asking me here in the office. They're like, how is it? I was like, what did you do? I went to the, yeah. First night we had, first food we ate there was Korean barbecue. Cream barbecue. Yeah, you know, just, you know, some of the local flame.

How was the concert, though? the concert was amazing yeah and i mean but i i will see it again it's i'm getting old like third row when you're 18 pretty awesome yeah when you're 50 yikes why is it just craziness oh loud my ears yeah you know yeah so it's for how long you can you can you know what's great um they don't uh they don't just gouge you with prices there a beer was 30 bucks at the the con. Three bucks? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it was like cheaper than a beer at a bar in Los Angeles or something. But like usually it's like 20 bucks for a giant one. That's how they make their money at these places. Yeah, like I don't do it there. And not a single ounce of, of smoke in the entire arena. You know, everybody smokes there. Pot? Don't get me wrong. But no, no, no pot. They have very strict drug laws and like not one person lit. up for this entire like and i haven't been to a concert my whole life where somebody hasn't lit lit up a joint so did you like that or you were bummed by that um yeah i mean i would have loved

a little puff puff pass yeah yeah i don't know you know no i i was fine i was fine with no cigarettes being in the venue because like i said everybody smokes and outdoor patios there was a few times where it's like oh let's go have a nice little romantic dinner in this outdoor patio and And then, you know, people are walking by with the Stogey hanging out and, you know, just like, always smoking. The funniest story is the last night we were there. We go to a market to get some water and some snacks before we leave. And this guy says something to me in Hungarian while he's smoking. And I'm like, oh, no, it's cool.

I don't mind the smoke as we're starting to go in. And this lady goes, no, he's saying we can't go in because he's on a smoke break. Oh. And then more people showed up. And he and his buddy just were casually smoking and having a conversation. And we couldn't go into the establishment. That's wild. That's crazy.

When I... People go somewhere else. One of the most recent concerts I was at was a Diana Ross concert. And I was smoking and somebody narked on me. It was so weird. The person next to me, I was smoking. but like I'm a very respectful smoker. It's an outdoor venue.

It was at the bowl. Maybe he's your neighbor. I took a puff and then she got up. I watched her go get security. She didn't say anything to me. Go get security. Security comes over to me. At this point, I had taken two puffs and was done.

And they were like, hey, and you can tell they didn't want to do it. They were like, sorry, you can't smoke here. And I look at her. she's now standing right back to me and I was like seriously? She was so weird. Yeah. Yes. I, that is so you and I love you for that.

And so, of course you're going to say something and you should. It's like so weird. Like if you have that big of an issue, turn to me and be like, hey, sorry. Is there anyway you could not smoke here? Yeah. We're out an outdoor venue and I literally like,

it's so bizarre, but like, I watched you go down, go over to security. Yeah. I have a story. I have a story funny about that, you know, This is actually hilarious. We,

I haven't even told breath this yet. We shipped our car and we were waiting for the car. And so when we were, when they picked the car up, the guy was like, yeah, yeah, we picked it up on Thursday.

And he's like, I'll be there by Saturday. I'm like, you can be there by Saturday? He's like, yeah, he's like, we just,

we'd put it on the truck and we used my partner and I, we take turns and we'll be there by Saturday. I'm like, wow, that's impressive. So I call him on because I was like now I don't rent a car. So I call him on Saturday.

I'm like, hey, just wanted to see how if you're going to be close. So when they're a car or not, he's like, yeah, I think it miscalculated. Probably Monday or Tuesday. It's like, okay, perfect. All right. So I go and I rent the car. So my wife calls me and says on Tuesday, right? Yes, it was yesterday?

I think it was yesterday. No, it was, I think it was Monday, actually. It was Monday when he shows up. He's like, oh, the car is going to be here on Monday. So, okay, great. So I'm here at the studio, and my wife goes, you're not going to believe what just happened here. Like, she was talking to, she was talking to somebody and the guy shows up and hands are the keys. And she didn't really think of it.

Now, these people are supposed to put your car on the actual, like, the thing. This guy, I don't know, we had about a full tank of gas in the car. This guy, Ferris Bueller's, the car, from wherever they, he took it from and they drives he said because of where we lived it was harder to get the the big thing in there so he drove so he was like it took three quarters of of gas to get it from there and then he says i didn't drive it that far my wife's like there are burger king wrappers and bags in the car and she goes those aren't mine those are yours he's like she's like my family does not eat burger king and he's like nah it's your burger king and she started my wife is like she my wife is like

to my mom starts calling places. I go, let it go. Did your car go that you hit under the seats, me? Yeah, the cargo that we hit under the seat, he knew. I mean, I said, we put a whole bunch of shit in the car to ship it. And the guy when he was looking through him, it was like, you think were the first people to come up with the plan to put stuff in the car? Yeah.

This guy's seen it all. He's probably had, like, that's my uncle. What's he doing in there? But, yeah, and then my wife was calling corporate, and the corporate's like, well, he says he didn't do it. She's like, well, yeah, but I'm telling you he did. I have pictures of the garbage. And he's like, no, said no. Did you check the mileage on your car?

Yeah, that was the problem. We didn't check it beforehand. And yeah, I know. So there's nothing there. And then my wife goes, should I call the cops? I go, no, don't call the cops. What are you talking about calling the cops? What are the cops going to do?

What are the cops going to do? What are the cops going to do? It's like, what are you going to do? She's like, maybe my wife is going into full on, like, I don't know what mode. She's jet likes like Brett. She's like. maybe she's like there's got to be footage of him driving the car somewhere i'm like what is it the fugitive i'm like he didn't run over any bodies he ate burger king in the car then i'm gonna check surveillance

footage for a guy eating a freaking wopper in the middle of the the 95 it's like there he is he's got pickles on his mouth let's pull him over arrest that man arrest him for what eating too much pickles but i am curious like what did they do with your car i don't know i mean Maybe they just said, hey, you know, we take the, maybe they wanted to take the freaking thing to the big pickup thing in another direction. He's like, you know, I'm far enough out. I'll just take the car to them and I'll stop off and get myself some snacks. You know, so.

Why not throw it out? It's so weird. It's so stupid. You should have just thrown it out and nobody would have known the difference. The only thing we'd be like, oh, I thought we had more gas than this. But like, what do you do it? It's like, I mean, I guess his plan worked. He's like, yeah, if they say anything, I'll just say it's theirs.

It works. So anyway, whatever. We got more to talk about. Rossi's got TV stuff that we're going to get into. And if you tuned in here for Pulp Fiction, then you're definitely not going to get it. If you tuned in for pop culture, you didn't get any of that either. But you will. In just a tad bit.

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When you're gone, well, what about, I'll give... I'll save some packets for you. Save me a packet or two. I'll save you a packet or two. Hey, listen. Hey, hey, Brett, listen, I got a little proposition for you. Come in here and next vacation you take and you want to bring your, your lovely wife. I'll give you a little joy mode.

I'll put them in the... Like, you know the way they leave the Bible on the side of the most hotels? I'm going to leave a little joy mode for you. And then you'll really see God. You know what I'm saying? There you go. My jet lag is rubbing off on everybody. You do it in for Pulp Fiction.

If you had Pulp Fiction, would you like to see a little pulp? I'm actually speaking of Pulp. How did it's the dating going? How's the Dayton going? Pulp friction. Pulp friction. They're really going to like that transition. That's all right.

You know who I blocked on Twitter? Who's that? Me? Him. Oh, yeah? What's up, baby? Oh, he's got it. He missed me?

It was either Twitter or Instagram. The whole account about balls on me in Steph's face. Who? I was like, goodbye, big balls. Block it. You really don't like big balls, huh? I really don't. What, deeds?

That's strange. I think most women. Love squirrels of balls on their face. Yeah. Squirrels, balls on this face. I thought that was. I thought that was. I don't know why that person didn't.

I don't know. I thought that was a big attracting thing these days. I don't. No stories? Nothing. Trying to think like, no, I really haven't been seeing anybody at all. I am all career all the time and grandparents. Those are my two things right now.

And it's just like I did check. I told you guys about the one hinge thing. I did check hinge the other day. And then I was like. Okay. Oh my God, I was like sometimes sometimes I try to hold myself back because I'm like, you know, I don't know if some people get offended, but I know Roxy doesn't. If you like, let's say, Bram. Roxy, let's just.

I have no idea where you're going. You've got to spit it out. I'm trying. Let's just say that you went out one night and you just got annihilated, right? Would you come in and would you come in and would you be like, yeah, would you tell us? you know I don't know if I would phrase it like that but I will

I'll give you a something wait you're in the phrase it like that why not because I can't I honestly can't even picture it because it's been so long since I got annihilated I don't even like yeah it's just like not even part of my

you don't even think about it anymore you leave it to the two horny old fucks there's this one guy um so of all the guys of all the guys I've ever been with of the handful of people I've been with there's only one of them who's still single okay all of them are married with kids so it's and I'm friends with a lot of them like there's no but there's one guy who's single and he lives in New York okay and I fucking adore him he's the best um but like not for my life partner but

he's just so much fun and um he was coming out to L.A. for a couple of days. And he did this month, he came out to LA and he was like, what are you doing? Can I come over? And I was like, absolutely. And we're friendly, though.

Like, I talked to him all the time. Friends with benefits type thing or friends? Well, you don't know. Like, throughout the years, like I started seeing him before I was dating my ex. Okay.

Then I started dating my ex and him and I stayed friends, no benefits. Then when we broke up benefits again. Got it. Got it. Got it. It's like an on-off type thing. Yeah. Okay.

But like my buddy, like he'll call me about love life stuff. You know, if he has issues. whatever. So anyway, he came out here and I was thinking like, wow, is this going to be the first time I have sex in years? Like I might, this might be like this.

Oh my God, I hadn't even thought about it. Right. So I took what the girls call an everything shower. Have you guys ever heard of that? Yeah. Tell us. And everything shower is like the cleanest you can be, right? Like this is when you do your pampering, your shaving, your wax.

You're waxing. You're like, it's an everything shower. It's like instead of taking a 10 minute shower, you take like an hour and 20 minute. Right. Right. It's like a full car wash. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

So just in case I did an everything shower. Sure. But then he got here and it just wasn't the vibe. Like I just didn't feel like it. Okay. And I was like. Did he make the move or you just didn't feel like? Like I think both of us were just, we were talking.

and laughing. And then, like, he was telling me about he's been really working on himself, like, seeing a therapist. And I was talking about my therapy. It's a good appetizer. It was just not sexy. It was very, like, and he was here for two nights. And then the next night, I was going to see him again.

And I was thinking, like, okay, like, maybe now I'll, like, turn the moves on. Did you have to do another everything shower? Then you can just do a shower because, like, I don't need to. You already did the tune up. I did the tune up. Right. But then, because you know, I always like to bring the show down, somebody very close to me passed away.

And I was like, tonight is not the night. Like, I was fucking in shambles crying. Yeah. And so he called me. He's like, can I come over? And I was like, no. The time is just not there, buddy. And then he left.

And I was thinking to myself, like, it's so weird. Old me would have just been like he walked in, jumped his bones. But I just have no interest in when somebody that I'm not pursuing things. with. Yeah, that's not weird. That's just, that's just, that's just how it goes. I talked to my friends afterwards and I was, because they were like, oh, my God, did it happen? Because everybody was hoping for me because it's been so long. Right. And I was just like, I don't remember what it's like to want somebody. It's been so long since I looked at somebody and was like, yes. Right. See, it's such a different problem. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm a sexual

creature. Right. You get worked up and then you look around and you got, you'd say, oh, Right. And there's nobody I've had any interest with, not 1%. People are like, come on, there's got to be somebody you're talking to. I'm like, like when I say there's no prospects, no one around, there's zero, zero point zero, which is a weird feeling. Like I feel like this is in my early 30s. I feel like this is supposed to be the. Yeah, but it just happens.

It happens. And here's the flip side of that too. Is that where Brett, you can probably relate to this as well too. It'd be as didn't you get to a place where when you are married? well especially with dudes because with dudes it's a lot easier when you when you're married it's like hey hopefully it's happening tonight it's not it's not it's not it's not all right i'm gonna go smash off into the toilet that's really she'll she'll she what happened well what roxy said about the sad part of that story um an old comedian buddy of our sam brown uh used to say he had a bit about he goes you know guys it's different i could just be just get done identified my parents charred remains and still want to do it. You know, I mean, guys, we're disgusting. We're picked.

Absolute slops. I agree with that, though, and I used to, I think I've told this story before, but like, right, I think, like, maybe some of the horniest I ever was in my life was right after my mom died. Because it was just, like, you needed distraction, anything to be like, to feel and to not feel so fucking sad. But now it's different. Like, I can't wait to really want to be with somebody.

Right. Because I know that the next person I'm really with, there's like a very good chance. That's my husband. Right. Well, for a long, right, someone that you're going to actually commit to. It's like, my, like, your next choice of committing is someone that you can actually, you're going to commit to for the long run that that's the investment. Right, right.

So it's like, I don't know. Yeah. Well, man. Listen, good luck to you. Thank you. Hey. Yeah. You got a kiddo.

there's sport good luck to you. I'm a real, real, encourage me. Hey. They give you like a little tap on the chin to go after. I mean, we have these conversations,

like people will slide to my DMs and they're like, I can take care of this for you. And it's like, did you not listen to a word I said? Right. And I'm sorry. No.

And that's, and that's going to be the guys. Like, hey, listen, I got a, I know that you've been talking about it. You really want a connection. But if you look,

at my balls. If I send a picture, if I send a picture of my balls, I think, I think I might be the guy. I'm going to change your mind. Well, I'm going to put a smiley face on them. It's going to be amazing. I know. Go ahead, Brett. No, I know what you cheer up. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's seriously, every time we have these conversations and then people side and be like, I could take care of that for you. And it's like, do you, do you not have ears that work? No. It's not. It's not. It's not. that I can't find somebody to take care of it for me. Right. Well, that's not where I'm acting.

That's the major difference. Because we've talked about this before, Rox. If you wanted to, you can go to the bar at a night and you'd be fine. Yeah. You can go to the grocery store. I can't want to again. You can go throw something into the mailbox and you can probably get something. But when it was dudes.

What am I putting in the mailbox? Yeah. Well, maybe I guess it's someone else trying to put something in the mailbox. A sign that says, please come inside. I mean. What's Christian saying is you could get annihilated. He's like, you don't want it. To use your term, Ross said.

I got destroyed last night. I could absolutely. But it's the way that. I'd be so happy if I ever come in and I'm like, you never guess what happened. That's my annihilate. I got annihilated. This guy just tore me to shreds. I mean, it's like the way the dudes.

Throwing something in the mailbox. It's like, oh, it's like an absolute battle fest. Roxy, did you hurt your leg? No, I just can't walk straight. It's going to annihilated. Anyway, well, look, it doesn't look like the... She plays this in audio, and she goes, that's not my neighbor. Yeah, that's me.

That's me this time. Yeah, guys, I got some new audio for you. Anyway, how is the neighbor? So finally, like, because I just buckled down about the garage situation. Yeah. She finally cleared everything out. It's been a year and a half. half and then sent me like a novella about how she just had to get a like prosthetic surgery for

something right something confusing i don't really know what is going down over there okay um but definitely rotating door situation again but i'm hearing nothing now so mad people in and out silent prosthetic something those are all my ideas that's not the she had a she had a full full pus replace yeah I really don't know and I told you guys it's it feel bad

because she is so sweet but she does kind of ruin my life of course I mean no I had a she she's she's she come I had the whole whole thing replaced well like it was weird I kind of see how she phrased it I was like

Prostate. Prostatic. You should have seen what it looked like before I had this procedure. Sorry for the delay. I got a prosthetic for something chronic and it's been exhausting my body. Oh, there you go.

Listen, we've had enough of this. We have TV, though. If you want to talk about that, we got some good stuff. Roxy, you got TV to talk about, correct? Yeah, I do. Perfect. Let's start with the first one. And the first one on your list that you sent me.

Yeah, I got it up. Here it is. The first one is a show that you can't stand, Christian. And apparently the rest of the Internet can't stand. And I just feel so happy for myself because I love this show. Good. It's act like. And people are like, Roxy, basically what you're saying about the show

is that it's not that hard to follow so you like it. No, that's not it. It's that, to me, it rings true to what I feel about Star Wars. It's good versus evil. It's choosing the light. It's siblings. It's Jedi's. I'm so intrigued by this whole witch thing.

The very last minute of this week's episode has me curious as well. I'm just into this. I really like soul and I find it super enjoyable. So I'm staying off the internet about it because clearly I am in the vast minority. I mean, most of the when I was on the internet, people were like, this is ruining Star Wars' future. Star Wars will never recover from this. And I'm like, I don't know what to say. And that's, but it's also, that's not just coming from like, you know, the normal.

like haters. That's coming from people who are just in the middle. So that's why I'm just not there anymore because I'm like, I like this show. So I don't know. It feels very good for me. So I'm like an athlete a lot. Good on you. All right. Next one.

I got to talk to you guys about Milk Banner this week. You love this show. You love this show. And I'm just like praying that I can get Brett to watch it. I know that I can't get Christian too. But Brett, I really think I have a shot with you. Because this show is like a study of human. behavior. So what happens this week is that all of the guys have to put their butts through a hole. And you can't see who it's but it is. And all the women has to have to guess by feeling

them and biting them. Biting that biting ass? The show's called biting ass now. Sipping ass. Snipping ass. And trying to figure out whose ass it is. Who greenlights these things? Whoever guesses the most amount of asses right gets to go on a good date. Wow. You don't deserve that. Oh, hey, listen. Who's that?

That's Billy. No, it's not just, they're like, what'd you eat? Firm, firm. It's so wild. And these are bare asses? One of them was bare. The rest of them used, like they,

the assignment was, go put on your sexiest boxers or briefs and meet us outside to put your butt through a hole. I mean, to the point. Did they do the... Did they do the full shower? He must have. But everybody was like, wow, this guy's ass is hairy.

And it was... Yeah, you're right. You never get me to watch this show. All right, so what's the next one? But Brett, will you... Yeah, I might... We always need, like, a pallet cleanser type show. Do you think that's the one?

It's on max, Brett. So just that. You know, Roxy, let me ask you before you get to your next pick. One of the shows, my wife, I think, is the, her favorite channel I would tell you is probably Apple. She watches everything on Apple. She's watching Presumed Innocent right now. Are you watching that? No, it keeps popping up on my thing, though.

Any good, is she saying? I mean, she's watching it. So, I mean, if she, my wife will not watch past, you know, 15 minutes if she doesn't like it. You know, I watch things. You watch everything, right? So she likes it. So, all right. What's the next one for you?

The next one's Bridgerton. Okay. Because the second part of season three just dropped. And this is how I know that I do have a sex drive still. Like you watch this and you're like, oh, right, sexy, like, foreplay, fun, that build up. It is the hottest show. I thought that this season was amazing. I saw my partner in crime, Steph Sabra posted that she thinks this is the best season

of the show so far. How many seasons thus far? Three seasons thus far, but this last one dropped as like kind of like Breaking Bad, A and B. Okay. So really, this season was unbelievable and

I couldn't have thought it was any hotter. Grammy started watching. Wow, does she like it? Yeah, Grammy's like, they finally, and this is about, she's on season one, they finally made love. And I was like, that's one way to put it.

I mean, these people get annihilated. They get annihilated. Right. Exactly. It's not talking about. Okay. Next. It was so worth it.

The journey to making love. I was like, man, she loves the show. She loves it. Good for a Grammy. All right. I love it. The next one I put on here is the NBA finals just because it's finally over. Obviously, my boys won the Celtics.

But I will say, I just thought that it was so fun to watch this year. Obviously, I'm the winner. So, of course, I think it was fun. But the actual series, the last two, Two games were blowouts. One of them was a blowout by the Mavs, one by the Celtics. And it's like I understand why so many of my friends didn't even watch this blowouts are never fun for anybody to watch.

But in general, this was really cool. It was very cool to see shit that you guys don't care about. But Al Horford finally get his ring. I was stoked for him and his dad came on. Tatum would doce, his little son who was like screaming congratulating him. Same thing. Jalen Brown getting his MVP, which he earned this season. even though I would have given it to Tatum.

It was a really, really fun, cool. And this is the second time in my lifetime that the Celtics have won the championship. And I was just like on cloud nine about it. Half my friends were at the game. Mutual friend of ours, Christian, Maria Menunos was courtside. Snyder was there too. Oh, yeah, saw Snyder was there. Maria was sitting with Mercedes.

Oh, nice. I was like this. Is that where she's from? Yeah. Yeah, Mercedes, a Boston girl. Okay. So, yeah, it was just awesome to watch. And they were sitting next to Donnie Wahlberg.

I was like, oh, to watch a game with Donnie Wahlberg. That's wild. All right. So that's, yeah, look, congratulations on that one. Thank you. I stopped watching when the Knicks got eliminated. All right. Yeah, I'm sure.

That's why I never talk about sports on here, but it's like, if I'm going to do it, now's the time. Yeah, you should. I understand. All right. House of the Dragon. I'm so, we haven't talked about this yet. Did you guys watch this? I did.

Do you even watch a show? I haven't been, yeah, back long. enough to but have you but did you watch season one yes okay okay okay so no spoilers then on this we got the first episode of house of the dragon uh christian i'll ask you then what did you think about this absolutely loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it thought it was so there's so much this is what i was talking about there's just so much detail to this show picks up right where it left off and by the time the end is tough to watch this the end of this episode is tough to watch but still edge of the seat stuff,

find myself going back and forth on who I'm rooting for. I loved it. You? I liked it a lot. I liked it significantly more than I liked the premiere episode of season one. And I ended up loving season one. But I will say I'm a little confused

on some stuff. Did you feel a little confused on some stuff? Like the opening stuff? I had to go back and rewatch the opening. Remind me real quick what happens in the opening without spoiling it. Um, we go to a place we're familiar with. Oh, well, I mean with, with the, with the stuff that happened last season.

With the wall. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, how does this tie in? Like, who knows who? I'm just a little. I got it. I wasn't, I wasn't, but I'm sure that there were people who were.

Um, and I think that it's, yeah, I saw. a tweet if someone said oh there there's a lot of characters and find myself are whining and doing this i'm like that is usually a game of thrones thing but i don't feel that way with house of the dragon but i do which is fair which is fair yeah like afterwards i was googling like who was that person in that elevator going up to this you know and just i you can't i can't turn off my brain for a single second when watching this as you shouldn't you know it's a huge show but i honestly i feel like i need to watch the entire episode again because i was like i everybody was saying like that opening sequence and that final scene blew their minds and I was like I thought

was fine. Wow, I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. It's a, a recap of season one because I couldn't even tell you. No, the opening has nothing to do with season one. Okay. Okay. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, the opening, yeah, it's it's it kind of, I mean, they kind of mention who Roxy's talking about in season one, but they're like at a meeting here and they're not. They don't like focus on it in a way. that it's like that you would catch up. It doesn't matter that much. I think I might be just harping on something. Yeah, but,

but Brett, if you're talking about like watching a recap to so you remember everything that's going on, yeah, I think they do a good job on catching up to where your brain goes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, totally. I love dealing with hypocrisy in television. Yeah.

And I think that this show does a really good job of showing and not telling. characters that have like looked at somebody else and disowned them for one thing and then the hypocrisy of doing the thing that you hate somebody else for right i love the thematically this show hits on a lot of stuff i'm really interested in well it's joexy you talk about you're talking about bridgetin i think there's two scenes in this episode that is some of the sexiest stuff i've seen on television two particular scenes i don't want to give away and same character one i definitely know

Oh, same character. Same character, both scenes. Totally. I was like, who's the second person? Yeah, no, no, I'm saying it. But, yeah, the hypocrisy is like, but it's great for a show. Especially you're talking about what I'm talking about, but inside of that. Yes, exactly.

All right. So, let's go the last one. So, but I still think super worth watching very high on my list of things that I'm excited about. And then this thing that is even higher on my list, though, is the boys. Yeah. Man, oh man, this show doesn't miss for me. I am interested in Sister Sage and red-headed girl, whatever her name is, that are new characters.

I am like just absolutely loving deep. He is so, so effed up and crazy. He's my favorite character on the show because, I mean, and when I say that people are like, you're so evil, he is, he's sexually assaulted something. I'm not saying he's my favorite character, like, I think he's the best person. Right. Yeah. I think that he is, like, the octopus stuff is wild.

Okay, whatever. Just obsessed with him. I'm curious about a few things, like what they're going to be doing with some of the, I'm going to say side characters, but like Camico, even Starlight this season, what is she doing? So, but the first three episodes, I was like, yop. Yeah. And we open up with Homeland or doing something. wild to

don't say deep in a train like trying to convince them something and I was like oh just I love this show I love these characters and I love that there's one more season after this and then we're done that we've already discussed that this is the butcher versus homeland show yeah and they when that is no longer the show is no longer and I'm super into it

yeah I have it's the one show I love the show and I haven't had a chance to watch season four yet because of the move but my goal is to catch up on all, well, at this point it'll be all four of them. And then I'm going to try to start doing reactions to them and then do week to week actual reviews of them. But I just haven't had a chance because of the move. But all right. Yeah, we did it.

Listen, first New York show here with the crew, as I promised, Roxy didn't go anywhere. Roxy's right here. Roxy's right here. Roxy's right here. Brett's got the best shot out of the three of us. Look at that. Look at that lady. So let's start Roxy.

Roxy, where can they find you? Everywhere at Roxy's dryer. Brett, if they want to see you that wonderful studio or other people in that studio, where do they find you? Aboveboard TV on the YouTube's, and then we actually have a podcast that just dropped.

I tech, but I'm also popping on it called Everything's a Game, and you can find it on your Spotify's and Apple Podcasts and what have you. Yeah. Brett, you know what you do with that plug? what's that you annihilated it oh thank you well i was just going to say christian do you think

somebody's listening to him or something because that was the first time it's his best plug yeah it's just it's what i do and this is where you find it yeah annihilated it it's just because he's because his brain has been replaced with a different version i had a prosthetic replant yeah your prosthetic plus all right everybody's talking about big dick energy so like i decided to get one good for you thanks for joining us everybody apple podcast bottom i put your comments in there because it helps. And these shows that we do, like these little one-offs on Thursdays where we're just talking about whatever they all we want to do. It's refreshing. It's therapeutic for us. And when you watch them, it means that we can do more of them. And when you comment on them, it means more people see them in

the algorithm. So if you like hanging out with us like you did last week with me and Roxy and then the other shows that we've done together where Brett was on, I think two weeks ago, we did pretty well here too. And you guys are just being part of it. And you're putting comments in there and having conversations about it. And that's why these shows will pop up in your algorithm. So thanks for joining us. Appreciate you and we'll see on the flip side for Roxy and Brett. Bye-bye.