The Kristian Harloff Show - What Should the Title of Spider-Man 3 Be? - SEN LIVE #329

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

On today's show, John Rocha hosts SEN LIVE and is joined by Kate Mulligan, Brett Sheridan, Alex Marzoña, and Ryan Nilsen to predict the title of Spider-Man 3 "something-HOME-Something"... also how smaller SVODs are unsustainable, Spike Lee planning Africa-set Cthulhu film, Guy Ritchie making a WWII Black Ops film, Deadpool writers join Twisted Metal series, and did you know Tom Holland auditioned for Star Wars? Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's Wednesday morning, you sons of bitches. Welcome. S.E.N. L. Oh, that hurts. I am fully clothed here today. There is no clothes coming off today. But shout out to Roxy's drive for an incredible job hosting yesterday. Thanks to all of you who sent in so much money to support Roxy hosting for the first time ever in SCEN live.

It was a year coming, and she did a phenomenal job. It was honored to be a part of it. and let's uh but today there'll be no stripping unfortunately but we got a lot of entertainment news to get into and we got a great crew to join you all today to talk about it all I am the outlaw John Roker sitting in from my brother Christian Harlop joined on a Wednesday morning

by someone I rarely get to do shows with anymore but I miss her madly the lovely beautiful and talented and funny Kate Mulligan how are I'm good my mom said my mom said when she saw every day day she's like they see you on the show don't they? In other words, go put a lip on.

You know what I mean? So you guys got a lip and a little bit of eye, but that's all you got today. I'm sorry. Girl, you got a little bit of parents. And then they go, why can't, why do you feel so bad about yourself all the time? I don't know, Mom. Brett Sheridan, how are you, brother? You're back again from the sunny shores of Acapul.

Just still living up the sun and told the youngsters today, I look like an old Ernest Hemingway. Not a young one. You actually look like David Letterman. Oh, yeah, yeah. My next guest and what have you. Lindsay Lohen, no, no. Alex, you are here as well.

Man, man, is that a new one? I don't know what that is. That's apparently what the next movie's going to be called. We'll talk about that in a bit. Man, man, home, home. We have no idea what the new Spider-Man title is. I don't know what it is. We're going to come up with our titles for the new Spider-Man 3 film,

and maybe you all can send in some suggestions as well for the new Spider-Man film. Ryan Nelson, you are back today. Oh, my gosh. A day off yesterday. How are you? Shout out to Dwayne Burke, by the way. For cover me. $109.

$20. How do I know? I'm sure you already know, but the title has been a officially revealed as Spider-Man. Right. That's a great guess. That's a great guess. That's not a bad one. That's not a bad title either. That's not a bad title either. Keep setting in your schmobots guessing.

Sand-man-home home-home is... That's second place right now. I got to tell you, Alex, you really tickled me with that one. Rack-2 for that matter. Man-man-home-home-home. It could be any superhero. You never know. That's true.

Which superhero could it be? I mean, we prep this show wondering, like, hey, we're just going to be guessing what it is. And hopefully, you know, one of the guesses are right. Yeah. So, listen, we're holding on to it. So we're doing that. And they can kiss our butts. We're going to come up with our titles for the new Spider-Man 3 film.

So like we had just said, if you want to send in your stream lab super chat small bots and suggest some titles you'd like to leave for Spider-Man 3, that would be a lot of fun. So please send them in the middle of it. I always rely on the genius and the hilarious brilliance of the Schmodeon audience, Spodern Entertainment audience, to send in some pretty inventive titles. They are some funny, funny people in the Sien Live audience. You guys, Ryan, yeah, Ryan, Ryan's face just looked like a housewife that is like in a relationship and like just like trying to tell her friends she needs out. That's right.

No. They're very funny, Ryan. I'm good. I'm doing fine. I want titles of Spider-Man. Deborah and Joe Rupp in Wanda Vision, that first episode, stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Did you see the teaser trailer, though? It was all everyone who's played Spider-Man doing the California Raisins dance. Spider-Man homeschooled. Spider-Man stuck at home. Spider-Man. School is my vote. I like Spider-Man homeschool. I like that.

Oh, I really, really strikes a nerve with me. Yeah, I would have Aunt May for a teacher, Marissa Tomey, any day. Beautiful. Beautiful. Teach me all about the subjects. Yes. I'll take physics, please, for a 100, Alex. Spider-Man home-slice.

Is that a possibility? Yeah, I mean, Tom Holland said it would be phone home, Zendaya, said it would be home-slice. Oh, Zendaya-grab-home-slices. Yeah, guy in the chair, actor Jacob Badalon said, Home Wrecker, we still don't know. We're still waiting on some confirmation,

so we'll see which one is the one they pick. Home wrecker, I like that. Peter Parker, Peter Parker, having a relationship with a married woman. I could see that. I could see that Peter Parker. Yeah. Damon Wayans came out and said, Homie, don't play that might be the,

we haven't heard from him for a while, but that was one of his. I think that's the Harry Styles one, homewrecker. Oh, and oh, Jesus, right? Jay Pledged $20.

Spider-Man Home Depot. Home Depot. Yes. I like that. Brett and I are into it. Brett's got that Home Depot membership. Got that call. We got that time machine.

So maybe Spider-Man Nursing home? Is that possible? Are you singing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's stuck there with COVID? Spider-Man, Homeophobic. You're scared of homes. Oh, oh, scared of homes, right?

Yeah, scared of homes. Home. That's what homophobic means. That's what's home. It's H-O-M-E-Bash. I did have a list. I had a whole prep to list. Did you really?

Oh, my gosh. I had like homeward bound, like the dog, Homeward Bound, like the song. Get a chance. And Watson was one. I ran out quick. I ran out of ideas really quick. Doing the homty home.

Oh. I thought that's, wasn't the one we thought, the first one that we found out was wrong, was a 80s reference. Tone-punch fart box donated $20. What was the first? According to my mom, the title is Spider-Man.

Can we stop from McDonald's? No, we have food at home. Just won the day. Wow. That's good. Thank you, too much. Oh, my God. He set the bar pretty high.

He set the bar pretty high. Some good ones. That one really, really took Brett out. I'm very jealous. I don't think I've ever made Brett laugh that. Oh God, we've all heard it though, right? The funny thing was when my brother told my little sister, she wanted ice cream, and then he goes, no, honey, we have ice cream at home.

Like, it's when it passed on to the night. But Derek, we got a bucket of ice cream. Hello, people, can I get Roland, Chris Watten, Brett, Jody Foster, and Wattow giving their own appropriate title for the next Spider-Man. Oh, yes, yes. I like that. I like that. I like that.

I like people and keep eating. Vegetables and protein in your home. Mm. Mm. Vegetables and protein in your home. Mm-hmm. Like Spider-Man. Sweet home.

Oh, my God. But the fact that, like, Deante really just reinvented the way you can put home in. You can give a whole thing before you even have to say the word home. That is like. Subscribe to first cut. That was one of those things. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. The big poster you can fit as many words as you want in there. That's true. Oh, my God. Matthews re-denated $20. Spider-Man, you don't have to go home. You just got to get the fuck up out of here.

He's hearing. Peter Parker's clubbing days. I love it. That one's great. Woo. Are they still doing, Spider-Man Home-Eck? Is that by home? Home, is that good?

Do they still do that? I don't. That's a great question. They should still be teaching kids how to cook. You would think with like the whole emphasis on eating better. I think they changed the name because I was actually talking about this with my wife. She took a home at class. Yeah.

Mine was making like Brussels sprouts with a white sauce and cookies and making an apron. And I think they decided to go a different route with the home economics. Speaking of classes. No, too early. Too early. No, too early. It's too early. I'm sorry.

It's a great lead. And I'll bring up a different class. Yes. Ten minutes. Can you bring that up again in about 14 minutes? I'm going to start talking about Holmec in 13 minutes to give you the smuglass. Spider-Man, Home Alone? Home alone.

Spider-Man, why is this watch in my ass at home? There's my Christopher. There's your crucies. You guys, Monday crew. Oh, man. Monday crew, how do you do? We went and saw the Home Malone house and Winneka, by the way, humble brag. Nice.

My three-year-old was like, a alien mob going to be there. And I was like, no. And then somebody pointed out, you really should have made that promise. You don't know, Harry Marve might have been there. They bought it. They got rid of the circular driveway, and apparently this is like this house is like per square foot

so much cheaper than the rest of the houses in the area because they have to put up with harassment by people like me coming by and taking pictures. They should hire a guy to stand there with a snow shovel in a long white beard. I mean, truly. We also, we said to Neil, we're like, oh my God, old man,

what's the guy next door? And he goes, old man shovel? Old man shovel. Is he going to be in the new Spireman? James Sivario donated $20. Kate already titled this movie months ago when Murrell was on. Spider-Man homesick cause he's homesick from COVID. And if they do, Spider-Man Home Depot,

will finally introduce more Latinos in the McHugh. Yes. Oh. I can't. John, laugh at it so I can laugh at it. Tito gets to make that joke. Tino gets to make that joke. Tito gets to make that joke.

We don't get to laugh at that. Wow, guys, some breaking news. The Spider-Man movie will be released December 17th, 2021. Oh, this year. This year. This year, December 17th, that's week before Christmas. God, you got to title this thing already.

I know. Maybe it'll just be called home? Eh, no way. Oh, no. Can you watch it from home? Alex, that was so good. Man, I wish they allowed us to watch this at home. No way.

No way. No way. May Casa is too Casa? Is that possible? For the international market? Casa dee. Spider-Man, there's no way in hell you're ever leaving your home to see this in a theater. Home.

Just home. Right at the end. Home. Home. Oh, any more news? Any more we go? We can end early today.

We can end early today. We're riding this dragon into the wall. We don't ride this dragon into the wall. Oh, my God. Oh, man. home. All person's home. I care a lot.

Where's the, uh, we're all thinking of one right now. Yeah, that's the pause is we're like, oh, I didn't write enough down. Come on.

I want to hear, I want to hear with SAA live. I got one. I got one. What's that? Um, Spider-Man, we're ignoring the chat. Home.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I need my home, Spider-Man. Home, Tagarian. That's my Wado one. By the way, speaking of Wado, I know, I know, guys. I know.

Do you know that he was murdered? Sorry, that was a great. The person who played Wado was murdered. No, that was. I'm not going to say that. It does get dark. We just know something sad's coming. No.

In his home. I have one bone to pick with Clone Wars. Oh, okay. Is there I supposed to be a boy, a girl. Is who? Zero the hut. Jabba's. Jabba's. Because it's definitely an old lady. It reminds me of Mike Wazzooski. It's Roz. It's Raz. It's Ross. Thank you.

Yeah. Like it's supposed to be a, I think it's supposed to be his uncle, his cousin. You guys talk to me about Zero the Hut. It's a Hut. That's all I know. Yeah. Yeah. Zero the Hut. You're talking about the movie. Oh, because she, I guess. No, I'm talking about Clone Wars the TV show. Because Zero does have a storyline. Because there's Rata, right? There's the baby that I want to have a full film about.

Yeah, stinky. We did have one. And it was in theaters. Oh, really? That was the whole movie, I think. Oh, my God. What? Okay, wait.

Let's see people are. Zero is definitely a boy. Yeah, but see, Zero's supposed to be a boy, but he really, it really sounds like the lady. Wow. On Wikipedia, it literally says, was a Hutt male crime lord who title of Master of the Hutt clan

Oh wow Yeah zero Joey's like Thank you Joe to tell him job To tell Mike Wazzowski To file his paperwork It's like really what zero sounds like

And I'm like what God the best bit ever in that movie is when he gets his face covered In all the commercials And on the magazines Someone just showed me for the first time that the DVDs in Walmart, they still have like the sale sticker and they cover his face. Like they did that on purpose.

Yeah. They just continue it. Oh, that I love that. Okay, sorry. I derailed it. I derailed it. Okay. There is no way we're going back to the whole base on this one.

But I'm getting out of here. Oh. I'm going home. Screw this. I'm going home. That's the Spider-Man. Spider-Man, screw this. I'm going home.

I like that. Hey, and that Cartman was on point. My favorite hut. I was like, that was a terrible Ross. Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. That Roz was rough. That was a rough Ross.

Take two, Brad. Do that one again. Oh, man. Seriously, Christian hasn't emailed or texted me. No, because we haven't been taking our clothes off, so we can't keep doing what you're doing. Oh, yeah, $1,500. Kate, eats a live baby.

Yeah, I mean, we're really, we got to keep up in the bar on this thing. It's up in the bar. By the way, we owe the people of me hosting, and I was thinking, Brad, I wonder for a lot being host on our birthday next Wednesday. You guys. But we already, sorry, we already got,

we already hit that goal. I'm gonna host. All right. Don't derail us again. But look at what Kate got me for my birthday. Whoa, we can't really see it. No,

it's green screen. I gotta take off my green screen. Smashing pumpkins, it looks like. Yeah, remember when I lost my three CDs in my car? Yeah. So this is an album. Let's tell the real story of this.

One of the darling fans of this show was like, I want to send Brett's CD. Please. Can you please give me the act or like let's work this out and I said to Brett like is this sudden he and Brett was like no That was the only place I played CDs. Don't worry about it and then he was like I mean honestly at this point like I would like an LP of Siamese dream and I was like Registering that Brett yeah because Brett you guys don't know Save me and my family so much money by letting us park my car and then drive at his place and then driving us to the airport so we can fly oh

wow wow you know how much do you know what you saved i thought you were setting up a geico commercial i thought you said so much money parking my car at brett sheridan's she she had to take a class but no not too early dear i was like i still have three minutes still i'm supposed to announce my home decor home decor all right i know roc is hosting, but what's the next story, Alex? We did have some breaking news that came in before the show started. David Fincher is going to be making a new movie at Netflix

called The Killer. It's based on... The Killer at Home. The Killer is Alexi Snowlentz graphic novel series, and he'll be reteaming with seven screenwriter, Andrew Kevin Walker. And unconfirmed, but Michael Fathers, Spender is in talks to star in the movie.

Roku, what do you think about a new venture film at Netflix? It's so funny, we were just talking about seven the other day, Nost and I on the top ten. Still talking about how much we love that movie. Was it number seven? Thank you. That was so good. That was good. That was so good.

That was a bad joke, Kate. I'm going home. I love that. I love that, Roca. I love that Ryan supported the shit out of that, and Roca actually had to leave. But the audio listeners,

John Roca has left the building. Screw you guys. I'm going home. Seven is so good. And so the fact that he's teaming up with him again, I think that's still top three, Fincher, for me still, seven. So to see them teaming up again is great.

And I don't know much about this series. so but fast bender maybe getting a little bit revitalized resuscitated maybe by getting in with fincher i think think is a good thing we all love fast bender but when's the last time a movie of his made any money so it's like you got to keep using this talent give him more opportunities so i love the idea of them coming together what do you guys think what do you think kate well i was just going to say this is not a movie that's going to make money per sec because it's a netflix movie too so it's like i mean not that not that Netflix won't make money off of getting subscribers from this, but I mean, it is just, it is such an interesting thing, too, because it's like, I do wonder if these, I just wonder what the shape of

theatrical landscape looks like, like, if there is going to be a tier of, like, actors that, like, get movies that are, that play in theaters and if there's a tier of actor, that's just going to get direct to streaming. And I do wonder, like, which, which tier does Michael Paspender fall into? but he's I don't I mean yeah he's he's incredible I don't dislike anything about this news what the guy that wrote seven because I'm not the best versed in people what else what else has he done though I guess is the question for she I don't know I'm saying he Andrew Kevin Walker right Andrew Kevin Walker correct it looks like Andrew Kevin Walker wrote many a screenplay and they include eight

he's done a lot of adaption mm the follow the wolfman and nerd land four of those are short so he's yeah so that's interesting I'm curious because seven's an incredible movie

so I'm curious to know like if anybody's got ring rust it might be that guy seven's my favorite fincher movie I think yeah I absolutely love it What's in the box? There's just so many classic elements about it.

I know everyone kind of goes to social network with him, and that movie absolutely amazing, but it's my favorite Brad Pitt film. I think it's Morgan Freeman's, it might be my favorite performance of his. There's just so many incredible scenes in that movie, and it's a master class. Even after watching something like the little things,

which I thought was fine, the whole time people are comparing it to seven. This isn't any seven. It's not even close. So I'm psyched that they're reteaming, and I think Fastbenders really do for this. His past six years have been He's great and everything

But like light between oceans I think he's going to have the best Next two years Because he's got the Taika Watiti movie coming out Next goal wins And I think he's in Kung Fury too Which is such a weird Pivot for him

And then he's got this So I think he's got a lot Coming up on one division According to all the rumors we hear Do you think he's making too much money On his only fans That he doesn't really care about films anymore Hey

This is something you need to explore. I'm not even joking. Me? Yes, I saw this the other day. Yesterday, actually, I was like, I love to troll her on Yahoo and read some of the news articles there. But they've got this, apparently this woman in Connecticut, I think, her kids were kicked out of their Catholic school because their mom has an only fans account.

And some of the kids found it. The Catholic Church is just keeping $150,000 a year. taking pictures of herself in various states of like not nudity, just underwear or clothes or whatever. And I'm like, this is a way to supplement income. And that's like what, like, what church, not to get into this guys. Oh, I think we're into it.

What church decides that a way that a woman makes money for her family means that they can no longer take that money to pay for the school? I mean, whatever. It's a private institution. They can do whatever they want. Spider-Man Church at home. I don't speak. I got to tell you, I'm pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure that woman probably, I don't know, works on her body. So probably looks good. Dwayne revealed that he has an only fan. Yeah, Dwayne Burke has an only fan. Didn't get into it. Like what, he didn't quite tell us about it. His camera suddenly went out when we were doing it. the strip part of the show.

I didn't notice that technical. He did tweet on, he put a fleet on Twitter of a little preview of what he would have had, or what he wouldn't have had on had his camera been working. For me, Dwight, and Roka, this goes for you too. I'll join any, I'll join any only fans that shows men in their military uniforms. Oh, okay. Just like, yeah, show me those dressed whites. Show me those dress whites.

Give me the dress. Just give me the dress. What's in the box? By the way, I don't know if I told you guys once I had to sew a box in Homek. Oh. That's an interesting subtitle for the Spider-Man movie. Wait, is it too early? Was it too early, Brett? Oh, shit.

Okay, too early. Got it. I'm sorry. When do you want me to talk about Home? I feel like I know what Ben Hur feels like with all these six horses going at once in a This is you you know what it's like to be a parent. There you have four children today, Roca. Four. Sorry, Brett. I thought, I thought.

Oh, no. And it's just doing it to Ryan. Yes. Oh, Ryan. You like classes, Ryan? Tell us about it. Oh, my goodness, you guys. I mean, for such a classy panel as this, there's another type of class that you can actually

view and see from home, and that is Masterclass. So with Masterclass, you can learn from the world's best minds, anytime, any place, anywhere. You just need some technology in front of you. I'm using masterclass right now. I'm actually taking a documentary class from Ken Burns because I was a film major. I did a lot of narrative storytelling, but I've made a few documentaries, and I was just wanted to learn from the best. So I've been taking these classes with Ken Burns. It's super easy. You can take them whenever time you want. They're pre-recorded. I'm also doing a cooking class with Gordon Ramsey and it's not him yelling Gordon Ramsey you know food network this is like a calm Gordon and just walking you through simple things I feel like everyone's getting into cooking

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The link is in the description of the video. The more you know. Well done. Can I, I have a question about Ken Burns. Yeah. They reveal who does the speaking on his documentaries. Oh, they haven't revealed that. I think.

Oh, my God, because that guy is so, like, we've started to try and narrate our lives, like that guy. Like, it's like, it's like, are you talking Peter Coyote? Is that who it is, who narrates all Ken Byr and stuff? Well, I mean, in Civil War, he has different actors playing the different parts. Well, I just, it's always like. He had, David McCullough narrates the Civil War documentary. That's what you're talking about. No, like, we're watching, we're watching the country one.

country one that's peter coyote he's incredible schmode he's unbelievable but we like keep trying to be like it wasn't long before she went to the kitchen for real i we're trying to like get like to master what he does and just like narrate our lives the way he does it's like oh i just love it anyway oh that's so cool wore a butt on our head today uh the yeah peter coyote you know he's the principal in um or not principal but he's the the uh government guy in et t James Hardenformed donated $20. The title should Spider-Man, you bet your butt, I'll be leaving my home to see this in the theater. December is 10 months.

We should go by then. Let's go Brooklyn Nets. Spider-Man Philadelphia goes back home from the playoffs. Sounds like a good one. Love it. We should, I mean, that was funny. Vaccines are happening. So for those of, for those people who believe in the vaccines, myself included, just, yeah, listen, we'll be vaccinated by December.

I heard tell you can wait in line from like 5 a.m. to 9 p.m. and get the extras. Are you up for that? Are you waiting for your time? No, there's also, you actually, no, I was going to say my friends actually volunteered to work at the vaccine distribution in L.A. and you get one at the end of the day. Oh. Wow. But then do you have to go back for the second shot? Yes, they scheduled to that same day. Apparently there's been a problem with the second shot, though, because of all the weather

all over the country. It's not all the problems. So there's people are like missing their second shots. But it doesn't, it's ideal that it happens three weeks with Pfizer, four weeks with Madonna, I think. But it doesn't have to happen then. You're like mostly like 70% covered with the first shot, I think. I'm talking.

I'm speaking with no. sort of authority. Dr. Mulligan. Yeah. Dr. Mulligan's in. But anyway, yeah, are you kidding? I'm, I'm ready for summer, honestly. I can't.

Remember in early S-CEN days when you speculated about things about COVID? People really were nice to you in the chat and on Twitter. I also, in hindsight, I'm like, wow, I was a real donkey idiot. We all were. We all were. I know, but I still defend myself in the sense that the only, thing I knew was that people were hoarding toilet paper. And so I couldn't imagine that those people were right. Do you know what I mean? I couldn't believe that that erratic behavior was about

anything that was real. I'm like, well, that's insane behavior. This is insane behavior. Those people must be insane. So I apologize if I, I, all right. All right. Well, I have a question. Kate, Ryan, you guys weren't here yesterday. New York is opening theaters. next week. That's right. And would you guys, like when L.A. opens back up, would you guys be comfortable going back to theaters? If you're vaccinated, what's your take

on that? Kate. Yeah, so what I'll tell you is where I am right now in the Chicago suburbs, it's open here. I mean, the kids are back in school. It is wild for me because I'm coming from, I have, I just have to say. Spider home, no way man donated $20.

Can we have Brett share his review of Superman and Lois? Alex make sure no spoilers in the chat kate what are your predictions john and ryan why do you hate superman i like tyler hecklin's clock and superman portrayal i did i ever say that i don't think i ever said that you said that when i was talking about toilet paper people yeah i was like i was going to say though so for me it is very strange because like we'll go we like went to um uh uh I went to like this town. My uncle has a brewery and we did like a call order to pick up beer to go.

Okay. And we're there and we're still, we're double masks. I've got gloves on. It's like we go and like we realize like they're not picking up the phone so they're not going to bring it out to the car. So Dickie's like, I had to go in. And it was it's it's packed. The place is packed. There's steamy windows.

And for whatever reason, the infection rate here is still. two to three percent. And apparently part of what's happening, it's not the herd immunity thing yet, but like apparently the people that were going to get it have gotten it, like the people that had the riski's behavior. So we got to believe, okay, the people that are in this steamy window pub, all masks off packed to the gills, like it's not a pandemic. Like, I got to believe like either they've had it so they have some sort of immunity or that trying not to judge any of it. But I also have to say like population density matters and I think it's why New York had it so bad I think it's why LA had it so because you can't go home without passing people like you get on a subway in

New York so to me I would say I would be much more comfortable going to a movie theater not in LA than I would going back to a theater in LA but definitely not until I'm vaccinated is that your way of revealing that the real tire is Spider-Man you can't go home who says you can't go on I think I was listening to that part of the show yesterday by the way you guys and Brett nailed on the head I think I'm going to Costco I'm going to the grocery store

I'm on so many people I don't feel particularly safe doing that I think if the proper restrictions in terms of like how many people are allowed in theater is properly put in place meaning like 35% 40% and I get there and I feel comfortable I actually kind of change my tune on this I think I would go especially if it's in Delaware or Pennsylvania but if it's in Los Angeles probably not yeah I know I'm not going anywhere on the West Coast

even here where there's like there's not the population density where we live now it's great like we go to the stores large stores or smaller stores and it's nowhere near crazy packs so you feel safe and people do adhere to the mask thing you rarely see people being jerks about wearing a mask indoors around where we live and that's a good thing it's been this nice social contract but what was driving us nuts in l.A. was that people had the thing down under their nose no matter where they were in restaurants and Costco and all those places so i was like yeah no i got to get out of here we're gonna die yeah so uh we're more relaxed here so until but i'm with you still until i get vaccinated

and maybe even then because so many people are rebelling against the vaccination. We talked about yesterday. It makes me concerned if you go into an enclosed space, especially with kids running around who have been vaccinated. Maybe they have it. You just never know. I don't know. Well, and I think that's the thing that's going to be tricky with kids.

And it's the thing we sort of have to navigate is because something I still don't understand is like apparently you can still carry the virus even if you're vaccinated. So we with my son who has alopecia, which is like it's an autoimmune. disorder, we don't actually know what getting COVID would do to him. It would undoubtedly make his hair fall up, but who care? I mean, that's also called a Tuesday in our house. You know what I mean? Like, who knows? But so we're very, very panicky about that, which is like, we're going to get vaccinated. Like, the people around us are going to get vaccinated. But like, kids can't get vaccinated yet. And I don't think, I don't know that this year is going to see a vaccine for kids.

That's going to be safe for kids of all ages. And like he might, because he's only going to be six this year like he might not get a vaccine like maybe it's going to be 10 and older so you know like that is something that like I'm I struggle with too which is like I could be vaccinated I could go see a movie I could get COVID from a kid that's sitting next to me or he can go to school and get you know and like then then it's just like oh what do this for like now my kid's super sick or you know has a bad response to it and you know and I don't know I don't know to what extent he actually is at risk but like if you have a kid with type 1 diabetes you're definitely and which is an autoimmune disorder too you're definitely going to keep being careful so i i just treat it like he has something that bad

because it's the same in that and that it's an autoimmune disorder so i don't know i wish someone would tell me what to do about that which is why christian said today if we reach three thousand dollars he'll get all our kids vaccinated that's right he knows a guy he didn't say that disclaimer Disclamber. He knows the guy. It's Tom Dragnino. Yeah. It's how it's all about board. Hey, you go behind pizza USA.

You ask for Mel. He'll just, he's got you. He's got you. I'll tell you what to this. No, from Alice. Is there you reference it? Take this. Come on.

Take this walking. Take this walking. Go around the corner. I'll tell you what to do. No, right in there. No, no, no. Right in there. No, no.

The dresses are. in there. Just go ahead. The vaccines in there. No, I'm all right. I'm gone. I'll see it later. All right, Jimmy.

All right. Let's move on. Yes, Spider-Man. You guys are supposed to talk about why you hate Superman so much? Ryan hate Superman so much. I do not. I love Superman. Yeah, I love Superman.

I love Man of Steel. I don't think he is a character that usually lends himself well to, like, a compelling story on screen, but I think Manus Steel proved that wrong for me. I really liked it. I think he's just a very different type of character than all the other superheroes were now very much used to. I think there's even a monologue in Killville, Volume 2 about it, and how like his disguises the Clark Kent, and it's the reversal for the majority. So now I love Superman. I'm not watching Superman and Lois, though. Wow. Well, my review of it, I got to actually, you know, I'm in the, the, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh,

Spider-Man Guild, or Superman Gil, and I got to review it. I got to see it already, and my review of it is, oh, my, gee. You want to talk about a hot Superman and Lois. This is like Bridgerton, meet Superman and Lois, people. There are totally predictable storyline. Quiffor underscore Sutherland donated $20. This talk about COVID is making me sad. Let's just get a shirtless Sheridan now. Or maybe the regular thing when we pass $1,000. Yeah. Hot tape. $1,000 shirt always comes off. Always always comes up. If we get to $1,000,

Brett takes his shirt off. I like this idea. Put it in motion. So, wrap it up. Check out Superman and Lois, people. It is hot, hot, hot. What's his name? The latest club is Superman and Lois.

Yes. Yeah, and $1,000, Brett will take off a shirt, which will reveal the actual title of Spider-Man movies. I've got it written right here. It's a really long title. I've got it on my belly.

He said it's like Spider-R, it's like, it's like Bridgetton meets Superman-al-Lowe. Oh, man, it is something else. X-ray vision. I'll tell you. Hello. It is Steve.

Me. Oh my God. I can't follow that up. Put your knee on a baddest position. All right. My wife didn't like the Bridgson. Again, that one wasn't the Vikings. She enjoyed the show a bit,

but the sex scenes in that did not help me in any way because they were very, like, male aggressive, you know, the woman, you know. Yeah, it wasn't the sexy stuff. Wait, Vikings is like a man like. No, but. climbing a mountain. It wasn't aggressive enough. I think he's one press.

I feel like, his wife that leaves, like, oh, I don't want to give away any plot. No, like, there are very strong females in, in Vikings. It's not necessarily. We just got a kid in to the Sharon and the bedroom. You know what I'm saying? I think our name is Lagatha. My wife.

I haven't watched it in a while. There goes Roka. He's mountain climbing. I don't think there's any show. He's pretty sorry. Don't down. I could do that. I, uh,

this is, I'll tell you what, this is good to know, you guys, that, uh, Brett's wife likes a dominant female. All right.

Well, I don't I, I guess. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, now we know what your flavor is. She told me we were getting married.

I didn't ask her. There's a, there's a Viking born on the night's down. She's like, hey, bitch, why don't you go blow that horn and then kind of let me melt you? What?

The horns of gondoy. I'm nervous. Okay. Bring out the whip. I think we did a great job of keeping on topic. Yes. What is that? What is that bear skin? What are you wearing, honey?

Who? All right. Anyway. Oh, mom's calling. Uh, sorry, mom. Oh, wait, I love when you pick up with your mom. Hello, John. We can only do that in the studio so I can put it on the right. Okay. All right. You can do it like this. She was a call six times.

Um, all right. Should we break the news? Yeah. What's the title actually is of Spider-Man 3? It is called Spider-Man. No way. home. No way. It's good. It's a good sound. It was like a release. It was like, oh, finally.

Does anyone want to explain what we were doing at the beginning of the show or no? Yes, of course, we knew what the title was. We just had the title broke just as we're about to start the show. We had committed to just a bit where we would come up with titles for the show. And God damn it, we committed to the bit. So now we know what the show. the show so everybody in the chat and calm down we love you we know you had the information we're nerds too but we had to wait and play the bit out until we could talk about it so we've done

it do we've done justice do it so now let's talk about the title what do you what is it's it's I go to you uh Alex so do you like this title you're the closest to Peter Parker's age you like this title does this represent your community your generation it's me Tom Holland I like the title very much I know I think uh it's it's cool it's like they're the distance aspect of it because the first one was home coming far from home and then now there's no way home. It's like he's getting even further

in the universe. Is this a multiverse kind of thing? So we'll see. I like this a lot just because of that. Chris Taylor donated $20. Today is my birthday question to the panel. Is there a favorite movie that you guys watch on your birthdays?

Sadly nobody is blowing my horn for my birthday. Oh. Listen, your horn will be blown someday. Oh, boy. Float? I don't like what I, I'm sorry. I don't think you want to stand by, Brett?

Maybe, maybe? I don't know. That's like, okay, listen, happy birthday. We love you, you're great. I hate when people just, it drives me crazy when I don't like when people neg themselves, you know, 50 shades when he does it. You know, you're loved. Keep your hopes up.

Things get better. They really, really do. But I also will say when the drives me crazy, when people that have made it in Hollywood say, dreams really do come true. I think they should say, some dreams really do come true. That's just one thing I'm going to say. I don't know if he just picked up for war down. Chris Taylor, this is what I'm going to say to you, Chris Taylor.

This one's for you. This is the only fans, Kate? Is that what we're getting? Only fans. It came. Kate's only fans is just Oscar acceptance speech and pressure. Oh my God, that would be brilliant. She sends breast milk and...

I wish! You know the satisfaction of my life is that I'm all out. There's nothing special about me anymore. By the way, Brett, I love how cool you are about nagging yourself. That's great. I love how that rule doesn't apply to you. Well, for me, it's a job. See, so I get paid to be negative.

given about it. Well, happy birthday to Chris Taylor. Yes. Yeah. Happy birthday. I'll, I don't have a Viking horn for you, but I'll give you a mouth trumpet. Does anybody have a movie that they watch on their birthday? I don't. Top Gun. Top Gun. Do you really? Oh yeah, every birthday, Top Gun, son. That's how you wake. I mean, my girlfriend, for my birthday,

the best of you guys know, she took me on a, she planned a Top Gun tour. So we went to all the different sites in San Diego where they shot Top Gun for my birthday. So, you know, that's the time of that top gun. Yeah, I watch Amor. Oh. About aging.

No, I don't watch it. I was like, this was dark. Like the saddest movie. Yeah. I watch About Time. I watch Iris. I watch Iris starting Judy Dench. That's how old I am.

Kate Wisnett, I'm Katie Ditch. I'm Kate Wissett. I'm Judy Ditchie Ditchie. What about you, Alex? What do you watch? I just go to the theater to watch a movie, usually. Obviously not last year, but. Yeah. Yeah, nothing like every year I do there.

I love it if you broke into a movie theater and just sat there for two hours on your birthday. For the audio listeners, Brett's doing that thing that Ryan hates and he's playing with his little Velcro cable ties. Oh, that's his nervousness. I'm getting the cloth, Ryan. I'm sorry. I message him every time like, Brett, Brett.

Brett, Fred. Show me your hands, Brett. It's like a slowdown match. Brett, we need to see your hands. Hands, Brett. The cloth. Bruckabella y'all. That's got to go away.

I wish that would go away, man. What? Digital matches? Nobody is cheating. Nobody is fucking. Nobody's cheating. And it throws, I think, the reminders throw off the momentum in such a way

that is like, because if you're like, okay, Judy Dench, what movie was she played aging woman? The husband was dementia. Hands. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry. Okay, now you have to go back to the start. Okay, Judy Desch. Judy Desk was in hands.

Ah! I hate it. I hate it. I think it throws it off too. And look, I'm not talking crap about I'm not either. I'm just saying. I just don't like it.

Speaking of Shmodown, paper view is still available. Yes, paper view is still available from this past weekend. Two great matches on Friday. We had Molly Damon taking on Laura Kelly in a Titanic battle for a number one contender spot for the Star Wars title. Alex Damon still holding on. Puseo Connell donated $20.

Hey, Spider-Man title guessers. No way home is interesting. Anyways, let's do impressions in the end. Can the same people who support y'all get Roland and Jody forced to doing silence of the lamb's faver beans scene? Your lara. God bless all of your genitalious. Wow, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The sister-s-a-law's trying to test me.

In behind, so this may be a repeat and probably not as funny as the rest, but Spider-Man. No way home. Thank you, pussy. For Chris's birthday, I'm naming it Spider-Man. Welcome home, Chris. Welcome home, Chris Taylor. There you go. Welcome home.

Welcome home, Coach Taylor. Uncle Chris Taylor. Thank you. The other match was Chandru, defending his title against the returning Mara Knappock, two years. We've been waiting for that lovely lady to walk back through the halls of the Schmodeown. And two incredible matches. I think we can spoil them a little bit now. It's Wednesday.

Alex, what do you do? It's still a pay-per-view? Okay. All right. It's still out there for you to get. It's $5.99, I think, for the pay-per-view. But if you join the $10 level on the Patreon, you get up. And listen, these are starting to come now, right?

Alex, like three matches a week now. Starting next week. You'll be getting pay-per-views all over the place. So the $10 joining level is worth your money. It's two Starbucks. It's fucking two-starvation. Starbucks drinks, people. Give me a break.

It's no, you're supposed to, you're supposed to. Or drink. You can go back and rewatch those matches. You can go back and enjoy it all over again. You poop out or you piss out your Starbucks. But the slowdown is forever. So it's worth it. I'll be honest.

That's, once that Starbucks hits. Woo! I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, You gotta be near home. I will bring up stereo.com slash Christian Harlock. He talks about this a lot. And it is something that he's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, He says it's just they're going to get spoiled.

It's because it's like you can't, it's a sport. It's like if a football game comes out, you got to avoid the news about it. So I think that's the thing with spoilers is that like we try to be tight lip probably on here. But if you don't want to see what spoilers about the matches, then don't go to, you know, delete that word from whatever your searches and stuff like that. But I think, you know, that as far as spoilers go with that many matches and I think they're going to get. spoiled for you if you don't check him out. That's that's his stance that I've heard a few times on. www.com slash Christianaarlauq Q&A with Brett where everyone asked Schmodeon questions.

Mainly, Brett, what actions you get drafted to? Yeah, that's what I always get asked. Sorry. Hey, Brett, hey Christian. So in the rule book, does it dip up, blah, blah, blah, I'll take this one, Christian. The answer is which rulebook we've sent out 10 editions. Anyway, all right, what's the, what's, yeah, so, sorry, Chris Taylor, you'll get laid. Time is coming.

Yes. What is the situation? Listen, there's nobody who could have gotten laid less in high school than me and I got laid, so it happens. Oh, I didn't in high school. I'm high school. Not at all. You have to get laid in high school?

Looks like there's two people, John, that got less. I think I was, I think I was 19. I'm uglier than. both of you and I was 21 oh stop broke up I was 21 you guys yeah I was 19 and my number of partners is is this Benny wow okay nope can't confirm or deny open book yeah it didn't want it to be this many I tried for this many Kate I got this calculator app I was like yeah the seven add one half And that's just two weeks of 2007.

I'm actually glad. I'm glad that you and I never met when I was. We wouldn't be friends now because I would have fucked him. Then I'd have this many. If Kate and I met in our 30s or 20s, like if it happened, we would have been racing to the opposite sides of the day. Those were the days, boys and girls. Those were the days.

Roke and I would still be cool now. Yeah, true, totally. Because it would have been like, we agree on this? Great. I'll see you in 2020. And it won't be weird. I'll see you in a year if you're not taking us. I'll see you in a year.

So send in your number on stream laughs. Send in your number. We'll react to it. I was 15 my first time. I was 15. Oh, wow. This man out here talking about people got laid more than me in high school. Meanwhile, it wasn't until I was 21.

Who are you? She was the greeting Chevelle in a rain. Chevelle? That's what I drove. Roca. She sent me from her husband. She had a child. It was great.

She taught me the world in one night. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. She was really with a woman that much older than you? Oh, I think I can tell the story where we only have $300. If people want to hear the story, let's go. Yes, John. I will tell you the full story of the first time I lost.

It's out. All it starts to do that. Let's get to 500 because that makes our day. So that's all I really care about. I'd love to get to a thousand so Brett can take his shirt off. But I'll take 500 for the- Who took off clothes yesterday? Brett and Dwayne.

And then all of us were taking pieces off, but then we're like, you know, cheating a little bit. Like Brett kept bringing up his wife's socks as his gloves. Yeah. I've got her sock drawer and I go, oh, I forgot about these gloves that I had on. But I still ended up with nothing on at the end of it. Oh, man.

The greatest, though, was Goddard, who went from cool Captain America to stand nerd. 50 dollars. At least you guys actually got laid in high school. Some people weren't that lucky. Thank you, 50 shades. Thank you for speaking on my behalf. And it isn't everything, guys. It really is.

Believe me, I remember. I remember. I was like, that stuff. That's what the fuss is about. Oh, I'm not saying I don't love it when it happened. I should not agree with Capellic. It was like this. I mean, that was my first time.

Then after that, I was like, I did it. We're trying to downplay it. No, no. People need to step up to the plate. Oh, boy. I'm joking. What were we talking about? I got distracted.

You were saying, got Ben Goddard was cool. Oh, yeah, Goddard went from Captain America, uh, super nerd to like, uh, raging boy band member. Oh,

at the end, because he had his, he had his, uh, he had his, uh, I can't call it slang term. Tank top. Yeah,

black tank top, his little chain and then his hair was like flying all over the place. And someone said he looked like the, uh, the angry member of the boy band. They had to kick out because he was tearing up hotel rooms. Yeah.

Oh, gosh. It was a good convergence from, someone needs to swim in that. pool. I don't believe him when he says, oh, I don't have a girlfriend. I think Goddard makes the rounds. I do believe him. I don't think he does.

Why, if you look that good, why do you know that many movies if you're making the rounds? You know what I mean? Look, I never mind. I'm just saying, Rokka. You got to do something. What do you guys think? Yeah. I believe him.

I don't think Goddard's lying to us. I think mine would have fallen off. If I look like Goddard, mine would have fallen off. I know. Yeah. Well, hey, sometimes, I'm not saying he doesn't have any game, but sometimes the better looking gents, they don't try that much. And, no, that actually works for them.

That actually works. I have a friend. I have a friend who has this energy. And it's so infuriating to be around it because women just come around him somewhere, and they just lose their minds around it. Like, it's such a, I had Parker Posey one time. No, not Parker Posey. The girl from Covert Affairs on USA, what's her name?

She was in a Coyote Ugly movie. Oh, Jesus, dude. Megan, Megan. No, I love her. I know who you're talking about. Right, blonde. Megan Markle. Oh, God.

Megan Markle. Oh, God. Oh, I haven't. Stop saying Megan Marco. What's her name? Hyper parable? Yeah, Piper Parable. He was working at the B. Dalton's in Hollywood.

Back when they had a B. Dalton's in Hollywood in Las E. And he was like just, he was just working there. a job and piperer peribou dropped her headshot on the ground with her number on it and i saw this happen i was visiting him and i saw this happen and he walked up to her and he's like oh hey you drop this uh you might need this for an audition already she goes no no my number's on that you keep it and i was like what the fuck he goes i can't i have a girlfriend um i just that's what i did i looked i was fucking idiot and he's the same guy who i

a couple of years later when they all went to Burning Man, two girls walked up and I had three independent verification of this. Three of my friends saw this happen. Two girls came up to him and he said like, hey, we're having a contest and we're wondering which one do you think sucks blah blah better? And I was like

what? And they just took him off into the desert. I don't remember ever being. I don't remember ever being a burning man, but there's the proof I was. What cats of, oh, my God? I think the girls in my high school were having a contest to see who could avoid me the most. Hide and seek. Yeah.

By the way, Ryan, who do people tell you you look like? You were doing a bit just now, and I was like, oh, my God. That's who it is? There's, Grant Guston's right yet. Oh, yeah. Seth Myers. Andrew Garfield? You get Andrew Garfield?

I can see Andrew Garfield. I've never gotten Garfield. I don't think I've gotten... You never got Seth Myers? I haven't gotten Myers. I was thinking Piper Perrava. That's why I would... Seth Myers.

There, look at you. Seth Myers. It was when you were doing this bit, you were like, yeah, no, I don't really, that doesn't seem to affect me, never. Like, you were... It was like, yeah, that right there. I just got, I was comfortable because I might have been the person Roka was referring to. Just people dropping headshots left and right. No.

No, no, he's right. He's right. No. Oh my God. No, no, they're just dropping. Seth Myers. Anybody else he, back me up?

Back me up. The guy who texted me this morning at 8 a.m. about Rosalini's filmography, the Italian direct. That's definitely the guy who I'm talking about. That's definitely the guy who was getting late. I did. I did. I messaged Roka this morning.

I was like, hey, Criterion is having 50% off. I'm going to get this Rosalini trilogy. What should I do? Ha ha, yo. And I was like, man, I haven't seen these other films, but all right, Ryan, do your thing. It's a gift. It was a gift. I was getting it for someone else.

Yeah. He's like, just do the online streaming service. I was like, yeah, that's good point. I should probably just do that. Anyway, sex in high school. I'm all right. Oh, right, guys? All right.

Teenage pregnancy. Don't be coming up. statistic, y'all. That's what I was trying to do, not become another statistic. Take care of the mix. Me too, Brett. Me too. Alex, how old were you?

Yeah. 17. 17. Everybody beat me. Everybody beat me. Beat me. She cried. She cried.

What? He cried. I told that story for it. 750. Yes. All right. All right. Done.

We get to five months. Do you get my virgin, Luzer Virginia story? You get the $7.50. You get Alex's and then $1,000. Red takes his shirt off. So let's go. I mean, come on. Let's do it, people.

Come on. Someone in the chat said they could understand why my number was so low when they saw my shirt off yesterday. No. No one said that. Yes, they did. What? And that was mean, and I'm sure they weren't joking. Who was that person?

Right? Right. Right? Right. I want that person's name and number. I'm coming for your pet. I mean, Kate, it was only from here up. If they did see from here or down.

Yeah, it's not looking so. I actually... Pasta. Lots of pasta. You guys, I just want to reiterate. I am not five months pregnant. I just have a problem. I'm truly. If I put...

I've got my... I've got a high weight. Oh! Actually, you know what? A thousand dollars. We have four goals. Only fans. Yeah.

We'll get... For a thousand dollars, Kate, we'll show you her. or Agatha Harkness mole that she has back there. Can I tell you there is a mole? I have raised. No. Right there. Look at that. Every child I've ever given birth to or babysat. Always at some point they'll be next to me, will be playing a game or something, and they just try to mindlessly take it off. Oh! All children hate that mole. All of them. I like I just seductively did that. Yeah. Somebody just lost their virginity in our chat. Yeah. When you showed a little. your high waist advance.

They were like, that's number one. Cha-ching. I was today years old when I lost the only card. Only fans, Kate Mulligan. We are 180 away from the first goal.

We are, I think, 380 away from the second goal. Yeah. And 580 away from the third goal. Yeah, and we've got 50, a little bit over 50 minutes left. So come on, people. Send your street lab super-touched mobots.

Yeah, go ahead, Kate. I, the Empire Strikes Max. I don't, it's probably just because I want pizza. The Empire strikes back, someone behind you, looks like Pizza Hut to me. It looks like the little red behind you, it's like the little, it's a red, it's like a red little thing they're standing on,

and then it looks like the logo. Am I right? Does anyone else see the people? Yes. Does anyone else see that? For the audio listeners, Kate just made a lot of it. Kay, your derailment is so, like, I can't even pretend to derail something as well as you do.

It's all I can think about. I just keep thinking like, why is John sponsoring pizza to Empire Strikes Back? Oh, pizza. Nope, Kate, that's Empire Strikes Back. What? Nope, that's... It's a pan pizza with sausage and pepperoni. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry, guys. Did anybody think that it was the Emperor Strikes Back when they were a kid? I mean, come on. Sorry, just that poster remind me of this. Does anybody remember that? Yeah, so anyway, the new Tom and Jerry movie. All right. I'm hungry now, too.

Thank you. Tell me that doesn't look like pizza hug. It looks good. Side by side for the viewer. Oh, yeah. A few seconds there. Put it up there. Thank you.

Feel free to check it out. Okay, I'm going to. This is an expensive poster. I'll have you know, young lady. Listen, I'm not, I'm not nagging your poster. I am I am necking my stomach honestly All right All right

so Spider-Man far from home No way home no way home I guess this means like you said Alex He's going farther out into the universe You know there's on that board on the white board People have already pointed out that there are hexagonal shapes Which of course has some Wanda vision references There are some boxes

So what is that all that? about there are some galaxies swinging around throughout as well and some other titles that they were playing around with so there's a lot on that whiteboard what a brilliant way to introduce you you haven't seen the video it's tom holland i forget the actor who plays ned and zendaya there and tom comes out of the meeting said they won't give him the title they joke around the fact that he leaked the second film's title and as they walk away it pans in on that whiteboard there and you get the actual title and it's official and no way home is interesting because Remember, Spider-Man went off in with Tony and fought Thanos and all that shit and a completely other planet.

Lewis 1,990 donated $20. Hello from the UK. Do you have any embarrassing stories whilst in a cinema, and do you think you will see a film at the cinema in 2021? Embarrassing stories at the cinema. What does that mean? Well, think of those later. We'll get back to that. but finish your thought about the end.

Yeah. So anyway, I just love the fact that he's going out. How am I sounding now, Ryan? Am I all right? Sound great. Okay, cool. He goes all the way out there, and so you want to now, no way home. What does this mean? Does this mean he's not going back to Brooklyn or wherever he's from? He's not going back to that area? Is he going farther out into the, to be part of the MCU now overall?

And how does this connect to the Sony universe, which is, of course, laying the groundwork for welcoming him back to be Spider-Man with Ben. and Morbius and Vulture and all these people involved in this. So there's so much about it. And Carnage, there's so much about this that I like. It plays on so many levels. So it's a great title for sure. What do you think, Ryan? I think this is a really great title.

Honestly, we knew it was going to be something about him being on the run, something not outside of New York. What's been great about the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies is, you know, we've already had five, six Spider-Men's of him being in New York. Yeah. So the most recent one, it was great to be in Europe. We've seen them in the Avenger movies outside of New York, and I think that's brought in like a unique life to the character,

just because we've seen so many stories with them already in New York. I'm going to love seeing them on the run. This is easily the most exciting Spider-Man movie for me ever. I was really hyped about into the Spider-Verse, but I feel like that was more of a surprise, whereas this one has a lot going into it. And all I need is a Toadun McGuire appearance as Spider-Man. That will do it for me.

that was like my Batman 89 growing up I just it's all I want that'll be that would mean more to me than anything we got in endgame quite honestly I'm really really looking forward to this and I think it's going to deliver and I hope that it's not too mystery teamish like I know he's going to be with Zendaya and Ned I'm totally forgetting the character's names and actors names but I'm battalion so I wonder how they explain that the whole world knows and how far after or before Wanda Vision does the story take place? Does everyone already know it's Peter Parker nationwide? Right.

It's a good point because we left off. The J. Jonah Jameson thing had shown up and revealed who he was. And there were all kinds of rumors that he might get represented by Sheehawk, by Tatiana Maslani. But now the rumors are that Matt Murdoch's going to show up to defend him. So there's all kinds. So how does far from home mean here in the States or far from home out into another universe? I don't know.

It's no way home. I'm sorry, no way home. Yeah. No way home and it's stereo. John's going to reach through. Don't raise quick. If you've ever seen a virtual choke out, you're going to see. 999, three topping large pizza, 999.

Three topping large. I'm trying to zoom in on this because I couldn't read it off of Alex's screen. But a lot of people's guesses in the. chat were on this board and they had they comment them on like oh no too cutesy boring blah blah blah but did anybody analyze what that uh that symbol is there's like a one that has an elemental thing can i i don't know i want to do right right above the m yes oh no i mean that's the kind of stuff that i think people are going to do like you're saying there's the wandavision stuff but there's like some elemental right above the end Alex oh i see

Then Goddard's pool donated $20. Oh. Please help me. I'm so dry. I need someone to help with maintenance. Oh my. Swam, swim in that pool. Someone goes swam in that pool.

I think I really like, I really like No Way Home because it seems like it's like you cross the line. I got you all beat. I'm a 30 year old fat man with psoriasis living at home. I deliver food food. for a living. I'm a virgin for a reason. I'm not exactly a catch. Every day I wake up and wish I didn't have to do it all again. Anyways, subscribe to first cut. First of all, you're a comedic genius. That's a day of all. Secondly, how dare you talk about my friend that way? How dare you talk about yourself that way? And thirdly, I don't know

what part of this is true and what part of it's not, but sounds to me if you've got that personality making those kinds of jokes making me laugh like that. You are a catch, my friend. And delivering our food during this time. You're an actual hero. Yes. Truly. Actually.

Caral donated $20. Hi, everyone. K, you are the best and my favorite. Sorry, guys. I heard you on S-E-N last week talking about Wondervision. Please watch Rottches GeekBuddy's reviews. They break down the apps scene-by-scene and do. We will deep dive.

Great. You will enjoy the show more. Yeah. We put two hours and ten minutes on the last episode. Wow. Just breaking it all down scene by scene, speculating. And two hours on the episode before that.

So as the episodes have increased in terms of the amount of stuff in that we've like broken down everything. And Emma Fife has been such a welcome addition to those reviews. She's been great. So you haven't watched them. Please do watch them.

I mean, our last one right now is almost at 20,000 views. So that's good for my little channel. Well, it's good for my little channel, so please. That's fantastic. More of you to come around for that shit. Congrats. Oh, and I do want to plug one more thing. Can I plug my girlfriend and I?

I mentioned that we did our preview for the MCU watch along last Saturday. We dropped it on stereo. If you ever want to hear what my girlfriend and I are like when we're interacting with each other, you get a very good taste over our hour and a half conversation. So we're going to start with Iron Man. And then on Friday night, we're going to watch it. And on Saturday, we're going to do our stereo episode every Saturday, watching each one of these,

She's never seen them and Wanda Vigion is convinced her to watch these movies. So I just want to plug it and see if anybody's on stereo app, not the studio app. We're going to be doing that. So it's going to be a lot of fun. She started with Wanda Vision because we've seen most of them and we don't get half of television. And everybody's like, well, if you want to understand it, you need to watch a hundred different and other things and read about it.

I'm like, well, I don't like that part of the show. Or you just need to date John Roka. Yeah. That's the other. She refused to watch them for the first. two years of our relationship. But Wanda Vision kind of opened her up to what's possible. And I think she just had these preconceived notions of things in the past and being

with me like like she hated animated movies. She's like, those are for kids. Then we watched Soul and when it was over. She's like, that it was so good. I'm like, yes, you've got to open your mind a little bit, explore some things. And so, um, so this is something she's, Lily, right? Linley.

Linley. Yeah. Her name is. Lindley. So every day, every Saturday you mansplain Wanda vision. Oh, I can't mask I can't mask I'm going to

I saw the look on your face when I said that you're like Did you hear it? She's like your wife And a woman is in a In a submissive She's like uh-huh

Who wrote this? Who directed this? Grab the Viking horn Yeah To be fair We have two Viking horns Anyway What the

What the one means? One means no It's different, it's different, biking ones. Instead of safety words, they're safety biking. We have a workout one and a sex one. $98 away from our first goal, these gentlemen. Broker story. Alex is the one I want to.

So please focus on the 70 people. I want to hear Alex's story. Oh my God, me too. But yeah, anyway, so we're doing that, and it's going to be a lot of fun. And if you want to have a taste of our relationship, go and listen to that. Are you skipping any?

Are you going to watch all of them? No, we're watching them all in release order. Nice. In release order chronologically, but the, like, the fact that you start Cryping Marvel in the second one, they don't see her for 23 films, I just think that didn't make sense. So we're just going to go release order. So we'll see how that goes.

I feel like she and I could be great for us. And we'll leave it at that. One thousand percent. One million percent. One million percent. From our point of view, that was zero, zero, zero, zero. Yeah. Nerd.

Zero point. It's binary. Anyway, we are $98 away from my losing my virginity story, but we are more importantly close to Alex's. Let's get to 750 people, at least more. 750. I'd love to get to 1,000 to get Brett Shared to take a shirt off. But 750, we agree with here, Alex.

I know you guys love Alex. Let's hear his story. All right. Did anybody ever make Brett's going to love this in a record? Did anybody ever make a cover of losing my virginity? like losing my religion, that's me in the corner. That's me in the spot, but didn't change all the words. Just made it to bring a thing.

Thought, light, losing my virginity. Correct. I would guess it would be weird L. Yankham, but if anybody. He would be the one. But also why you lose your virginity in a corner under a spotlight? What kind of play is that? Talk about breaking the fourth wall. I'm gonna go P.S.

I go pee after that one and get ready for some impressions. Hey-oh. All right, well, let's get into some stream labs. Yes, Alex? Let's do it. All right, artificial P.P. Says Spider-Man, Home or Simpson. I don't fucking know, man.

But the idea that it has three titles is interesting. From a marketing standpoint, that would be a nightmare. All-L-L, thanks. That was before. Spider-Man. Home or Simpson is perfect. All right, next one from Pussie O'Connell. For all the MCU fans here.

What do you all think? Spider-Man Dog ate my homework donated $20. It would be close to year after WonderVision, I would believe, because far from home was eight months after end game, so it'd be cool to see how they explain everything happening. Spider-Man Dog ate my homework's my second favorite thing. After Diomte went vicious. For all the MCU fans here, what do you all think are the chances that Ultron comes back? maybe in the next five years. There's a spoiler part of this.

Do you want me to, should we go into it? Sure. If you can dance around it, and kind of allude to what they're saying. Yes, maybe, can you? Yes. That's a tall order. I don't know what it is.

Let's just talk about, yeah, let's just talk about Ultron. Yeah, on our show last week, I speculated that I think Ultron might be coming back sooner rather than later. And a lot of people are like, oh, Figey doesn't like to, resuscitate stuff that they've already done. So I was like, all right, I respect that.

But I just feel like he's too big of a character in the mall of the universe to have him out of it for too much longer. And what Hayward, I think, is doing is possibly that. So we shall see. What do you guys think? Anybody? Wow. They said to the MCU fans.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. I got to set that one out. Not that I'm not a fan. I'm just not knowledgeable. I still think zero is a woman in Clone Wars. And I'm a Clone Wars fan now, so there you go. Get me off of this planning.

So I'm like Ultron. I'm like, Ultron is one of the Transformers. That's what I think. Anyway. Incredible. I don't think I can add to that. Did you guys ever make those little things when you were in junior high? Yeah.

Or did you ever? I'm sorry to get off subject. I don't know what you were talking about. And I've said with the exception of pizza has been related to something vaguely related to something we're talking about. Speaking of pizza, Joe O.K. says the deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. Great. Now I'm hungry for venison. Venison is one of the topics you can get at pizza lot today. Just today, $9.99. Oh, dude.

Nebraska pizza is really missing out on an opportunity with that one. You know what? You're not wrong. Those franchises should, really. Bring the deer in, Bucky. 30 minutes for last. Buckleson Scarborough says that no way home title

kind of signifies that there will be something permanent will happen at the end of Spider-Man 3. I don't know, maybe there's going to be more Spider-Man Noctrine 3rd with Marvel Studios. What do you all think? Brett, what would you name the next 10? I'm right here.

I'm sadly haven't seen any of it. That was great. I'm sorry. Sorry to try to stay on topic and not. Named the next time. Real quick.

Real quick. You have five seconds. I've been seen any of the Spider-Man, new Spider-Man. And I wanted to, so bad. Why haven't I done this?

Who has the time? I don't know. You had a big portion of your life that was you dealing with how sad you were that your kids didn't need you anymore. Oh, that was what was going on. I feel like that's probably. A lot of far from home time right here. No way home.

Way to Blake. No way home. I do. I feel like there's like the reason I do like this title though is I feel like it is it is like something very final. Like far from home does not mean you can't go back home. Like I'm moving away from home that like like, like. No way home is like you've crossed a line. Something has happened.

You made a, like, I feel like it's like, it's like John Valjean stealing the bread, right? Your life's not going to be the same. Like, there's no way home after this, man. Like, so to me, I'm excited because I feel like there's going to be some big event that happens in this thing. And it's like, it's broken. Everything's broken. Does Aunt May die instead of Uncle Ben? We have the.

Oh, my gosh. Boom. We've never seen. Just saying, we've never seen the band. death in this version of Spider-Man would it carry more weight if May is the one that dies

because then really there is no way home could Luke Skywalker show up could a force ghost show up and tell him you know what I'm saying there's a lot of possibilities but also did you guys ever do these in great school we'll make one for tomorrow Kate's just waiting for the Snyder cut of this

One. Four hour black and white version. The four hour. We have the footage. Did you see Spider-Man? It's Spider-Man, but he's more spiky now. He'll still. He's also in love with Lois Lane.

All right. Joe O.K. says, also want to shout out Dwayne's Chelsea jersey yesterday. How are you feeling about Liverpool season so far, John? It sucks. It's tough, man. A lot of injuries. So, you know, all the other teams can gloat and laugh. but it isn't like we're at full strength the whole time.

And don't give me this crap. Oh, other teams have injuries. No one has injuries at the level that we have. But Jota's coming back. Naviq is coming back. And so is by a dyke possibly in April. So, you know, maybe we can get into the championship. What did you just say?

What's the next one, Alex? And we finished Ted Lasso and I loved it. And then I got a screener for it in the mail. I wish there was a way we could opt out of things and save a little. bit of our resources. There's me being environmentalist there for a second. You know what? I got a bona fict. I did not, I would,

apparently I was not loud enough with my Ted Lassau love. Some of the influencers in my sphere got a Ted Lassau package and which came with a soccer jersey from the soccer team. You were the first. Yeah, I mean, before it even came out on Apple TV, I was talking about it. I didn't, so I'm just

heartbroken that I get a chance of that. Yeah. Be a goldfish. What's that mean? Be a goldfish. How do you beat that? I don't know what that means. Ted Lasso. Oh, right.

Now we know I didn't get the bucks. Yeah. Damn. I came with a postcard, I'll give you. I'll give me a little postcard with the team on that. I want that jersey. I want that jersey. The jersey sounds awesome.

Yeah. It's so beautiful. Shout out to Christina Radish, who's a writer I follow. We know each other. We worked at Collider. She posted it and I was like, I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous. Anyway, let's move on.

Beijing, Winward says, JJ Winward says, I'm looking forward to Spider-Man at home fucking your bitch. I couldn't have gone on him gone better. Bobby Mitchell says Spider-Man and just amazing movies. Don't you dare move on! Don't you dare move on! Don't you dare, move on! Don't you dare, sit in that! What?

Jay J. Winward took us out. Alex, your interpretation, I feel like this is, this is a sentence you've actually said. That's your, that's his new LP. Oh my God. It's a new wrap. Oversized T-shirt that I'm wearing it home. My fucking bitch. Billy Gonzalez says,

Spider-Man, calm your ass down on a beat you ass when we get home. I don't know with that tough upbringing. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Matt, like, you clip that one out, and you play it on a loop. Yeah.

All right. The sponsors will start. rolling in. Can you imagine if Matt Link was like, all right, I'm going to send them an invoice. The amount of money we would owe more Matt Link. I'd be like, all right, Matt Link goes home to my house now. Pink Sweets in the chat said,

so this is why Alex's first time cried. He fucking yelled at her. All right. Where are we at money-wise? I'm crying. Where are we at, Ryan? Let me refresh real quick. We are at, we are 66 away.

Oh, people. 66 away from my losing opportunity story. But let's pass that milestone to get to the 750. So we'll get to Alex's story. Come on. We have 30 minutes. Let's get to 7.50. Oh, my God.

And if we just got Alex's story. Gracious enough, we go to 1,000 to get Brett Sheridan and take a shirt off. Come on. Come on. Come on. Alex. Kingell McCringley donated $75. Yes.

Watching you all break is probably my favorite thing that happens on this show. Roke early opinions on the big show becoming all elite. Are we close to story time? Yes, we crossed it. Yes, that was an amazing donation. Thank you. Yeah. All right, real quick, yeah, but I love the big show.

Joining AEW, that's an awesome situation. Looking forward to seeing what he can do there in AEW. You know, he's been successful every place he's gone. from WCWWWE. Of course, this is the tail end of his career, so I don't know how much you're going to get out of the big show, but he's still a big man, and he keeps himself in massively great shape.

So we shall see. But there you go. AEW picking up the, just like WCW did, picking up those wrestlers right when they're at the tail end of their popularity and maybe giving them a second life over there, so no surprise, good to see. All right, well, Kate left.

Should I wait until Kate comes back? I don't know what to do here. Um Tell the story or wait on Kate Let's just get Let's wait till Kate comes back Yeah

I think she wants to hear this Yeah for sure Go ahead And keep going everybody We got to what 200 something I'm looking forward to Spider-Man At home fucking your bitch There it is

That's the clip of the year I had that one I had that one ready And I was You can see me Like checking Here if my parents Are at in the one

Walking around Please, please, someone do some art. Brian Ward level art. Art. That title. To that title. I want to see that on the internet's on the social medias. All right, Alice, just keep going.

And we'll circle back to that story. We're 240 away from here. Alex's story. Come on, people. Send your money in. Give us some love. All right. Let's go, Alex.

We did have that Shmovot earlier that came in asking us about embarrassing theater stories. And will we see a movie in 2021? Oh, in the theater. That was from Lewis 1990. A little bit of a different angle to what we were talking about earlier. Yeah. Yes, I imagine if I want to see, I would love to see Just League in IMAX. I'm not going to get a chance to do that where I live.

But I would totally do that maybe later on down the year. If they actually re-release it in IMAX from theaters are better, I would do that in a heartbeat for sure. And embarrassing theater stories, too many to count. I've been to so many theaters, too many to count. Wow. What about you guys? Yeah, I would love to see Snyder cut in theater.

I don't think I will. I definitely think I'm going to see some things in theaters this year. So that's yes to that. Embarrassing story, when Thor Dark World came out, I was so mad when people left before, like, the after credits. And I, like, was with all the friends. I was like, I'm going to be funny. Like, yell at people like, hey, there's an after credit.

And someone, like, the first time I did it, someone turned around and said, I don't give a shit. Like, yelled it. out. And, like, my friends laughed really hard, but it was like, damn. So that was mine. All right, fair enough. Kate, do you have an embarrassing theater story? Once I forgot the words in a musical I was in. Oh, oh. Yes, Kate and I refer to that kind of.

Sorry, you mean R-E-R-E-R. Theater. I don't think I do. I really don't. I think I maybe just didn't go. I think I, well, I fell asleep during 1917 just because I was like super drunk and very tired. But I think that sucks though is like at IMAX and like real IMAX theaters. Like there's only aisles at the sides.

Okay. And like the only entrances. And so if you're set in the middle and you're late, you have to like. you know, make your way in through like 40 people. And that, that's, that's slightly embarrassing, I guess. I don't know. Get your ass in people's faces. Yeah, go ahead.

Oh, go ahead. Yeah, I went on a theater trip in college, and I fell asleep during a, or Hamlet in the Royal Shakespearean theater. Oh, my. Because they have drinks. They sell drinks everywhere over there. Yes, they do.

To be or not. I said to be. Me or not to me? Wake up. I think mine was when I, the thing I hate the most in theaters is when people kick your fucking chair from behind in the theater.

Nothing, nothing infuriates me more. I grew up with a father who would fuck with me by hitting the back of my head. But when he walked by it, it drove me insane. Drove me insane. So I get a little sensitive about that. Well, one, we were watching Sleepy Hollow, I think, back when we were in Tallahassee,

he lived in Tallahassee. And for whatever reason, this woman brought child and the child kicked the chair and the second time and I didn't know it was a child by the way I just didn't notice it at the time and I think this story ends well guys I just I think the story goes well I turned around and I was like stop kick him and I the kid has the you know the forest gump things on his feet on his legs oh the braces yeah the braces and he was just he has to stretch out so he's like and I was like oh my god oh my god I said I'm so sorry I didn't know and she's like No, I'm sorry if it bothers you.

He's just got the family. So I moved. I moved chairs because I was like, I don't want to get it. I would have left. Yeah, I was so embarrassed. I would have never gone to a movie ever again. I just wheeled around ready to go. And I was like, I didn't know what child would be in Sleepy Hollow.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, I mean. And Broca was Elvis, and that's how we learned how to do. Yeah. The dance. Oh my gosh. Oh, Jay.

John's got his story. We're waiting for you. Oh. Is that why we have the police sirenon? Yeah, they're coming. They have been coming by. I think they're getting people, you know, because sometimes four cars get destroyed out in front of my apartment.

I think they're stopping people a lot. But not the car that sparks in his drive or in his spot. No, that one's perfectly. That one's fine. The one that he's parked in his spot for his friend. fine. No, they're nailing people out front. Oh, man. Oh, for, uh, for what, for parking and stuff? No, they, they, they, people barrel down this hill coming. And it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, there's a, I mean, before you get to your story, I'll do a really scary one. I was walking.

My, my, uh, my arms and I was walking my son holding his hand coming from our, their preschool that was close from here. And I got halfway across the street after the light had turned red and a high in in can truck goes, whew. And I was, and I, and I, and, I mean, I could feel the wind on my face. Like this, I didn't stop for the, didn't even, wasn't even breaking at all. And I got in the car and I tried to chase him down. My son's like, Daddy, it's okay, it's okay. I'm like, I was ready to kill this person.

And I tried, I called Heineken. I'm like, which truck was delivering? I mean, it was scary. But now tell us something funny. Who is it? What is your name? Hennikin. Because you sound like the flesh.

Flauss to us. Are you doing your American accent? I was like, the only way to make this up to me is to give me a lifetime supply. Yeah. That is... Ice cold bottles. That was your force gum, Dr. Pepper.

Yeah. We have another one. We have another one. I'm an also one. I'm gonna live. Yeah, so quickly, all right. So I was 15 years old. I was also a fat kid, ball haircut, got beat up all the time.

But over the summer, I made my father buy me some weights because I was just like, I would come up crying and all that kind of ship came beat up all the time. So I made my father buy him to me. I worked out. And as I was working out, my body responded well to it for whatever reason. I was able to lose weight and drive my bike and all this kitchen. So I was in a better shape. And I got a job two months into that over the summer.

My first job is working at a store at the mall. and I met this girl. She was 21. She had a kid and she was separated. But I lied to her and told her I was 18. Because I had been lifting and stuff. And so my body, like I said, just responded well to it. So we were going out for a while.

And then one night she picked me up. Because we had come close a couple of times. And she said, tonight's your night. And I was like, why? And so we found a place. And in Northern Virginia, where I lived, in Dale City, there's this little park, Cloverdale Park, and everyone knew you could park there late at night

and a residential area, and no one would mess with you. Oh, my gosh. It was raining. It was kind of slightly raining the night. She picked me up in a green chavelle. And we went. She's like sitting in a car seat. They didn't use car seats back then.

I was like, that's a joke, sorry. I was a joke. Sorry. And I'm 15. I don't know the difference between separated and, you know, like to me, separated meant divorced, but I didn't know that it was the process, right? Yes, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so we had members of them.

So anyways, so we start messing around and get real close. Like I get my pants starting to come up. And who comes like this? A fucking cop. Oh. A fucking cop comes in with his flashlight, knocking on the window. And of course, the windows are steamy and shit. And so he's like, and he knocks a second time.

We're like scrown and put on our clothes. And I rolled down the window and he's like, what are you guys doing in here? So just, just making it out. Just, just making out. And he's like, all right, you can't just be, you know, making out here. People are, you know, this is a residential area. So, all right, no problem. We'll get out of here.

So she got in and she drove the car. And then we drove to another place in that same area. She had to perfect 13 donated $20. Oh, same time. Little behind, but had to pull over to donate after the deaf and Yobi Spider-Man read from Alex. Absolutely. And that's when it happened. And I went to heaven.

It was incredible. And she said after I was done, she says, I'll give you a B plus. Oh, okay. Thanks. Thanks for the great. What year, Chabelle was it?

Was it a super sport or? Well, it's 1980-something. So I don't know whatever model was there, but crazy thing, 20 years later, you know, we dated for a little but here's how it ended. Kate, you'll appreciate this. My mom found out about us.

She went to the store, purposely got in her line. When she came up to her, she said, so you're the girl dating my son? And she's like, yeah, oh, yeah, John's great. She's like, yeah. Do you know he's 15? And outed my ass completely. So, you know, she broke up with me subsequently after that.

But we ran into each other 20 years later, and she had turned her life completely around, and she was working in the department, Homeland Security. Oh, my gosh. Like third or fourth in charge behind the people there. I was so impressed. I cannot.

Yeah. Oh, whoa. She's awesome. She's awesome. This is magic. You, I can't believe Condoleezza Rice was your first. That is wild. You guys heard it here first.

She is sad. That's amazing. Oh, Kandi. Oh, Kandik. Oh, Kandik. Yeah. Anyway, all right, well, that was my story is what I just said no way home Once you sleep with a 15 year old no way home no way home

All right, there's a story and we're about 200 something away from Alex's story we have 15 minutes left come on people come through for Alex please I want to hear this story. Oh my story is a little bit shorter than that yeah Great inappropriate gay dude says what a Wednesday big daddy rukes big daddy rook is looking tight Right and out aside. Hey! Mama Bear Kate is here with the best smile and laugh on the internet. Question for the panel.

What's the most passive-aggressive thing a parent has said to you? Geez, man. Stick around for another half an hour. You might get to hear it. My parents actually came on Brett and Kate's play date and were charming and lovely and not themselves at all. Oh. I think just to mom,

like pretending like my wife went to go work at something and I worked at the school a lot because as uh and my sister laughed at herself for this one she said that my wife was the breadmaker of the family and we still laugh about that not the breadwinner but I guess it's not as funny you explain a joke anyway um I did all the school events and this was the first one she she had worked but she like this mom just totally ignored my wife and just like because she'd never seen her out she was part of this like get your 50 hours and super mom mom thing and like was just you know it's like you know being a bee because you know she hadn't seen her being a part of the you know this this kept woman didn't see my wife that

worked a full-time job and treated her like dirt and I did not like it oh well there you go all also Kate's parents were horrible to me horrible but Brett did any of your parents ever say anything passive aggressive to you no really I think, yeah. Wow. Oh, you know what? I forgot. One's listening.

Never mind. What? My mom said it to me the other day. She was like, honey, are you using a different camera? I go, why? I just seems like you've put on a little bit. Oh, okay. I was like, oh, Mom!

My mom aggressively told me one morning that I came home that she didn't get the impression when I said I was staying out all night. I was staying actually all night. She said, you better get on your fucking knees and pray. She's going to deny this, but no, it was, no, she, because, I mean, this was when we didn't have cell phones, and this is like, you know, she's like, she had been up all night, like, sick worrying about it. I'm like, what did I do? I said it was, it was prom. I was staying out all night.

Yeah, so. Oh, my God. I'm waiting for the call. my eyes are blueed on the chat right now I would never say the F word I'd probably say the same thing I know truly to be fair when you're up all night you don't know what you're going to say

oh and waiting for somebody and now we can track our kids which my son apparently says is creepy when you track them on their bike rides just to make sure you know it's not going to be creepy when the guy that's broken both of your knees Blake and is eating your eyeballs in a soup.

Holy shit. Because Brett found him by tracking you. Okay? That's how parents think. There's always, everybody out there is Kathy Bates from misery. You know what I mean?

I thought she was making a Tiger Woods reference and then she went completely in the other direction. By the way, John, yeah. We didn't talk about him. I know, I know.

You know what? I'm thinking maybe if you've got a time today, a stereo conversation might be like, oh my God, if you've got time today. I don't know if you've got time today, but it could be fun. Well, once Neil's done with his homework, it's TV time, so yes.

Okay. All right. Let's talk about it. Oh, my God, okay. Me too all today. All right. Maybe at 3 o'clock. Joey Gonzalez says, Spider-Man, sub-homes, the story of a young Latinx boy growing up in East L.A.

50 Shades of Geek says, here are my serious picks for Spider-Man three titles. Back home. Going home. Home lost. Broken Home. No place like home. And Agent of Home, a replacement of Shield. I like that.

I like it. Michael Rhett Dingus says, did anyone see the Superman in Lois Pilot last night? I thought it was amazing. Go to check out earlier. I'll put the time code in it for Brett's review. Brett's review. D-Dak guy over there has more suggestions. Homeowners Association, hometown buffet, Homes and Watson, Home Run, Homeostasis, Home Alone, 3, Lost in the Multiverse.

Also, a missed opportunity for a Spider-Man home for the holidays. Nice. Spider-Man Home No Way, man, says Jamal Ryan Nilsson. Please explain your deep hatred for Kyle L. Yeah. Yeah, Ryan. Oh, God. I'm so why somebody brought this up, so I didn't have to.

I mean, guys, he's not from here. No, I don't know. Okay, moving on. Joey Gonzalez says Spider-Man, homesick, because MJ undercooked the chicken. He doesn't speak our language. It's ridiculous. Spider-home, no way, man, says, in quotes. I love Superman.

I won't watch Superman and Lois. Jamal Ryan Nelson, 2021. Straight hater, all of them. Did something happen yesterday where everyone said I hate him? I don't,

yeah, this is news to me. It's out of nowhere. No, it's just a funny bit because look at how upset you are. I know, I like somewhere.

I should be really clear. Did something happen that I don't know about? What's going on? I like him. Oh, yes. Am I getting canceled for now?

Not liking cow hell. Joey Gansalus suggests Spider-Man donating because I don't want Roca to come to my home and kill my pets. That's good. Yeah. Homeline security. Singh Kang says, I have two kids aged six and nine and don't mind them going back into school. I am much more worried about their mental and emotional well-being within the virus. Just seeing how schools are not in any way a place where COVID spreads.

only wants this for my kids. Wow. Yeah, it's, it's very tough on them. It's tough on everybody. By the way, everybody, we're $540.40. We're $210 away. I know we got 10 minutes left.

Come on. But I got a little bit of faith that we can get to that 210, get to Alex's story. So maybe one of you has 105 bucks lying around. Another one has 105 bucks lying around. And you want to send this money in and get us to $750 so Alex can tell he's losing his virginity story. How the

fuck isn't this motivating you guys how is me taking off gloves motivating you more than getting to alex marzonia's story come on people donate guess so also yeah Alex should have to say it loudly so his parents can oh no yes absolutely top of the registry 50 shades of ghee thank you pussy uh funny picks for titles uh go home take me home daddy Lucy, I'm home. Homie. Pokemon home. Watch it from home.

Something, something home. Thank you very much for these shoes. I like Spider-Man, Lucy. Lucy, home. Memo from Mexico says, Spider-Man, can I leave home now? Hopefully coming this December. Fingers crossed.

By the way, happy birthday to Bonnie, and congrats to Makugan being coming. A dad. Shout out. Congrats. Congratulations. It just gets better, guys. It just gets better.

Yeah. Life gets easier with a kid. And Bonnie's birthdays today? We should have had her on. Or was she scheduled? Who knows? She was not. Wait, who's birthday?

It's Bonnie Summerbus birthday today. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. I knew she was close to us, Kate, I think. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Wonderful, wonderful. And congrats to the Makugas.

I'm so happy that everything went well. Yeah. Okay, next one from Marvel Mad and Mike. I gotta say if you're not watching Superman and Lois, you're missing out. It saddens and kind of annoys me that TV gets dismissed while Snyder gets a third shot that somehow I must see. But I can't argue with a well-reasoned argument like I'm not watching it. Okay, maybe I'll check it out. I don't, I'm sorry, I just not interested in CW shows.

It's not for me. Marvel Man Mike also says I saw there was a short film called Our Devices in 2017. God. I've seen some great short films and this one looks fine. Maybe check it out. I'm not watching it. It's mine. Oh.

It's mine. Yeah, it's on Vimeo. Check it. Ascle 420 says, Hey, gang, the Spider-Man No Way Home teaser video with Tom Jacob and Zendaya has lots of easer eggs. The Tessoract, a lot of hexagons. But the outline around the No Way home title is the shape of Puerto Rico.

Maybe a Miles Morales tease? Spider-Home, No-Way Man says, Ryan looks like Hartley Sawyer to me. He's the elongated man in Flash TV series, but got fired. Okay. Let's hope it's not anything bad. 50 Shades of Geek says, okay, now that the Spider-Man title has been revealed. I like it.

I think it has a ton of potential considering what happened in the last movie and everything happening in Wanda Vision and possibly Talk a Strange too. Fired for racist and misogynist tweets. As I said, hopefully nothing bad. Hi, Bob. How am I? How am I? How am I? I'm doing, so you're doing, I'm doing,

I'm doing a show with Kate, Brett, Alex, and Ryan and Essian live. Okay, can I call you later? Yeah, yeah, let's talk later, a little bit later when I'm off the shows. Yeah, because somebody's calling me from Maryland. Oh, oh, yeah, no, let's talk about it later, Mom. That sounds good. I love you. Okay, not the problem.

Of course. Okay. Okay. Let's talk a little later, Mom. I love you. Anyway, Kate, so I just want to protect. I just want to protect her. Whatever we can, I'll talk over.

She's the sweet, I just, every time I hear her voice, I just, I want to squeeze her. I love her. The police are calling about the time you lost your virginity. Somebody's trying to run a scam on her. Yeah. I know, that's what it is. That's usually what it is. They always trying to run a scam on her or something.

Sometimes they use my name and I get all pissed off. Somebody is calling me from Maryland. You can't locate it. Yeah, you can't locate it. Oh, I hate that. Oh, Maryland. right that was the takeaway all right

Tiffany F says based on his hair yesterday everybody should be swimming in Ben's pool hi Kate hi Brett my birthday is right after yours Pisces season yeah Pisces season have some fun yeah

Pilmore Lee says Roka's geek buddies Wanda reviews are the best on the internet I've seen plenty trust me keep it up folks love you Marvel Man Mike says I think we'll see Jakasta before an Ultron return. We already had the Easter egg and age of Ultron along with Todashi, which reminds me, Big Hero 6 coming

to live action MCU? Are we hyped? I love you, really, Jamal. Take care. Shinkas. That hasn't been confirmed. That's just a rumor right now. It could be fun. It could be fun if they may actually do the crossover with Big Hero 6. Especially when the brother gets killed, the building collapse. I have to see it in live action. Have to see that part.

The Shades of Live Action. Badass. The Shades of Geek says, I didn't see the Pizza Hut thing on the poster before, but now that Kate mentioned it, I can't unsee it. Thank you. You know what I mean? Thank you.

Very much. Marvel Man Mike says, I may be dumb, but I assumed that no way home was a reference to the end of the previous Spidey film, meaning there's no way of putting that genie back in the bottle, so to speak. Trying to avoid spoilers for a two-year-old movie. Mm-hmm. That's a point.

Also, that's true. If they said, this one's for Brett. When I was a kid, every time my parents let me play outside, they called it taking out the garbage. Wow. Billmore Lee. Hey, yo. Billmore Lee says, Roka, I'm a lifelong Lester City fan. It's a massive, beautiful dream that is actually real.

Brett, get naked, stud. Ooh. Thank you. Yes, bro. Charles says, Spider-Man, I'm about to leave. my virginity but I forgot my condoms and I don't have no way home. She's a complete title. Nice.

Fifty Shades of Geek Donates. Thank you very much. Smiley Face says, Come as you are, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy. Thank you. Why do you all think he said that he doesn't have a gun? Babe Nirvana songs. Thanks, y'all are inspiring and love y'all.

I don't, I don't know. I looked it up and it does it is the shape of Puerto Rico or Puerto Rico there you have it I looked that up to get away from the Nirvana gun reference go ahead next tongue punch part box says just saw a story about a man in Arizona who was fined for faking his own kidnapping so he wouldn't have to go to work what's your most BS excuse for playing hooky I didn't play hooky this week I had a thing I actually did play in hooky once I used the thermometer I use the thermometer trick. You guys are going to not believe this.

You're going to also, it's going to really attract that I was a version until I was 21. I use the heat thermometer trick. By the way, if you hold it up to a light bulb, it gets hot way faster than you think of us. Then I just shake it back down. And because my mom would always send us to school unless we had a fever. I could be puking. She'd be like, do you have a fever?

You're like, no. Get to school. So the only reason I stayed home was so that I could finish my homework. Because I had so much homework. and I had a report due. So I stayed home and did homework the end. I played hooky to stay home and complete all of my homework because I had like five classes that were like AP and whatever.

Truly. Wow. There you have it. Yeah, I think I went to Scranton when the office ended because they had a rap party. My parents were cool enough to be like, yeah, you can skip. Wait, did they really film it in Scranton? No, but they had a rap party there.

and it was at the minor league baseball stadium. Oh, that's so sweet. And everyone lost their minds, and I cried. It was amazing. Oh, that's so sweet. And that was so sweet. I love that. I had perfect attendance in high school.

Humble brag. Raggy brag. We found out, as seniors in high school, how many days you could miss and still graduate. So I missed exactly that many things. Spread them out over that year. Nice. Nine days.

Nine days. All right, go ahead, Vince. The Shades of Geek says, When I saw Thor, the Dark World, it was my first time in the new theater. I didn't know where the exit was. I found myself in a hallway, similar to the abandoned building from the movie.

The trash can moved on its own, so I started running like an idiot. When I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2, a guy and his girlfriend were kicking my seat until halfway through. The movie, I asked them to stop. They felt bad about it. Immediately after that, the Stanley cameo happened,

and I jumped out of my seat and blocked the movie for them. Embarrassing. Oh. Later in the movie, I had an old phone. I was leaning forward and accidentally clicked the panic button in the middle of the Adam Warlock post-credit scene. It wasn't a good night for me. Nerdgassms.

They happen when you don't expect them. Go ahead, goodness. Based on a true story says, Ryan didn't Roka's story sound like that scene from the teacher? A teacher? Oh, I haven't seen that. Not really. Is that a good show?

It is. It's really great. It's a little spicy. Kate Mara is sexy, man. She's, yeah, she's amazing. I really get why that kid sleeps with her. I get it. I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand it.

I understand it. Okay. I've had a thing for her since Shooter. Likewise. This is just in, speaking of Bonnie Somerville, so you can go to Stereo, dot com slash christian harlough he's going to have bonnie on today so i get i get to eat lunch after this which is cool and help finish up these toys because i'm going to be stuck at home

you'll be can't even can't even say it out loud i can't believe you did it alex all right let's go yeah eschatit says my title spider home spider home plus ryan you should check out superman and louis Spider-Man coming for you, Ryan. I might be pressured to watching a show I really had no interest in whatsoever. Okay, so you confirmed.

Okay, got it. Ace Money says these shocking revelations about Ryan Nilsson have made me shook. They say you should never meet your heroes and this is why. Hashtag Ryan is canceled. Now this is what it must feel. Nice reference.

It's good to be back. All right, I'm moving on to Super Chats. Okay. We have Jamon, John, saying, Roca, did you ever see the French classic Borsellino with Belmondo and DeLon? Wow. Kind of like French version of heat with two lead actors. It's almost like Roca's the type of person we should ask these things to and not get good. Not Italian cinema, though.

I'm not good at that. French cinema. I am good. But yeah, that's fantastic. It's not even a criteria one yet. Go ahead. Wee, we. Morris Code Z says, I swear I did not see the news before I sent my super chat.

I swear. It's okay. We forgive you more, Scotty. T.J. Languwa, 1989, says I was 19 in the back half of college when I got laid first. Ooh. Hey. 19's not bad. 19's not bad.

19. It's still younger than me. Lastly, we have Frank Berman saying, here are some more Spider-Man titles. Spider-Man Snoopie come home. Spider-Man, home, home-on-the-range. And Spider-Man, so take-me home, because I don't remember. Country, right? So take.

So take me home Cause I don't remember And when you hear The voice is sick We just broken hearts will God Who sang that Broca? Right?

Well, you're just saying two songs Right Adams was one of them Started out with Phil Collins Then you ended up at Her Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. with broken wings, yeah So you started out with Take Me Home and then you went into... Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm fired. We do... Do we have impressions? We have impressions. We got Roland, Chris Wat. Well, Chris Walken already gave the Spider-Man title. Jody Foster and Wado giving your Spider-Man titles. I thought I did one, but I'll do the...

Spider-Man titles? Mm-hmm. Just quick. Never made it as a white man. Uh... My show. Spider-Man? Spider-Man, home for the holidays?

No? Although going with the Spider-Man from my home planet, Targaryen. Spider-Man, I'm here. Let me in your home so I can get that guy out of the whale. That you keep putting lotion in the basket, too. You can go. Let's see, Roland and Jody Foster are doing the Faba-Bean scene. What does Jody Foster's character say during that?

Anything? A census taker trots trying to test me. I ate his living with some fafa beans and a nice... Kianti! Pianti! Mr. Lector, I need you to stay on task here. I answered all your questions on that pretty little report you shoved through the thing. But you know what questions, miss?

Yeah. Well, there's a couple questions you didn't answer here. Tell me about the first time you had sex at 21. Well, you're on the back of a great chivalveil fumbling around all the way until you get to the FB. I was in a dorm room with my boyfriend. It was my 21st birthday and the Pixies with your feet on the air and the hair on the ground. It's funny. Air on the ground.

I'm alternative rock. It's the best. Sorry, I don't know this movie better. We should all know all lines from every movie. Yes. So we can be ready for his impressions. I'm like, is she already, did he already? Is he already loose when they?

No, he's not loose. It's through the, it's through the thing still. Got it. Sorry. Because she says, you can turn that high-powered intelligence on yourself, doctor. Well, you could have given me that line. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I wish you could just turn that high-powered intelligence on yourself, doctor. I turn something on you. All right. Is that it? Is that everything? That's all. All right, let's get us out of here, Ryan. People got things to do with their lives.

Thank you all so much for joining us here on another brand new live episode of SCN live on this Wednesday morning. Thank you very much, Christian Halloff. Let me sit in and host the show. Thank you to Kate Mulligan. Thank you to Brent Sheridan. And thank you to Alex Marzonia. And thank you to Ryan Alsa. Yeah, for being a part of this whole show, making it all work.

But thank you most of all to you all for your studio labs and super chat, small buses you just sent in. Thanks for all the home titles. They were great. Maybe we should hand out awards next time we do that by the end of the show. So we'll think about that going forward. But much love to all you. Please have a great rest of your Wednesday, practice social distancing. Wear your mask.

Be safe. And we'll see you tomorrow. We'll know the brand new episode of SCL Live. Christian Harlow back to host this week tomorrow morning. Go and join them 10 a p.T. Peace. The Lowe's, the end up against the pros preferring to prices that you conviening.

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