The Kristian Harloff Show - What Will Happen to the Top WB Execs Now With the Merger? - SEN LIVE #390

Episode Date: May 20, 2021

It's Thursday and you know what that means; Kristian's hosting! It's sure to be an on-topic day today. We've also got Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan, Steph Sabraw, Alex Marzoña, and Malcolm Switzer here to discuss what will become of those poor, poor WB executives after the merger with Discovery. We might also be talking about the Batgirl movie on HBO MAX finding it's directors, Kumail Nanjiani playing the founder of Chippendales, and the Wednesday Adams Netflix series casting its lead. Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and shoes and beef and shoes and beef and what kind of beef, shoes, what kind of shoes? Do you like shoes? If you don't like shoes, I don't give a shit. Great. Great. Hey, everybody. What's going on? Nice to see you here on this,

what hell is today? Thursday, right? Yeah, it is. Thursday. Day of our Lord. And I appreciate you. You appreciate me? I don't know.

Probably not. It's good to have Ben Goddard as a giant in the background. It's good to have Alex Marzoni here, the one and only Steph Sabraa, Brett Sheridan, and Malcolm. And we are here with you guys And I'm going to start right off the top With a couple of different things

The first is I mentioned to you guys about the goofball show That's coming with me and Brett I'm going to try to record our first episode next week David B and I have been collaborating on a song I'm going to debut the song right now Yeah Let you guys hear the song Here's the here's the goofball theme

So that's the That's the show that's the theme song. It's so stupid and so good. So appropriate. I sent it to Steph and she does. He wrote back and texted exactly that. It's so stupid.

You didn't send it to me. No, I didn't. But I tell you, because I had come up with the, the thought was to go something along the lines of like, you know, my favorite theme ever was a Gary Shandling theme. It's the theme of Gary show,

the opening theme, it's just stupid. And I was in my living room when I was like, you know, It's the coup balls. It's the coup balls. And I gave it at David B, and he comes up with that, Jim. So it's the best.

It's the best. So I really like what we're doing there. I'm excited about. I'm excited to show you. But that's announcement one. Announcement two is going to be a new experiment. No, McCaddenated $20. Don't worry, Alex.

I also poop five times a day. Are you even shitting a lot? Yeah. That's what he disclosed yesterday. Oh, yeah. It's probably why he's about 85. pounds soaking wet with boots on. Yeah, everything is one way in, one way out with Alex.

He wakes up in the morning. He's 230 pounds. He ends the day at 85 pounds. It's an unbelievable diet technique. I have a theory on that. If you're not going anywhere, your bathroom's so ready. So if you get just a little tinge of a feeling, you go. Like, if you're out and about, you hold that in all day long if you're like in an office

or something. But if you're at home, you're like, nah, maybe I'll go poop. Yeah, I mean, look. That's my super power. Like Malcolm has the corners thing, but I just, like, have the ability to hold it in at any time. You need to pass that off to Roxy, the five, at least share one because she can't take her like, you know, she takes her like, you know, she takes a month or shit once. Really appreciate that gift. Yeah, pass it over.

It's like almost like sharing your power as like a mutant next month. Yeah. Should be able to do that. Okay, so there's a couple things I posted out a poll last night in regards to S-E-N and none of the crew has really heard about any of this yet. This is an experiment that I want to do. Next week to start, I think starting next week, we're going to make the show from 10, 10 o'clock, 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. We're going to do 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. for five days and experiment with that and do an hour. And inside of that, we're going to just make the interaction, Schmobot only for a week for experiment,

because we want to be able to, A, be able to have the conversations that we want to have, but also if you still allow you guys to interact. Plus, to be honest, you know, everybody's coming back in now with new things that are happening, with restrictions being lifted and all these things. So people are getting out. And obviously, I think all around the board, it's been a little different for,

whether it's donations or all these different things. And this show in order to stay on the air, we've got to keep the donations up, and we've got to make sure that we're also entertaining you guys. And I don't want the show to get stale at all. So what we're going to do is for next week, 10 to 11, We're going to 1011 next week, and we're experimenting with other things, hopefully have more exciting announcements in the weeks to come. But that's the first phase of it.

So Brett and I are going to be for the first time in studio together next week. We're going to start setting up the studio here to see what we can do with the goofball show. Start experimenting there. Mark Ellis for the first time, and he told me, 415 days. We hung out the other day. came over. We drank some beers in the garage. We watched some Sports Center. We had a I don't know if you mentioned it all yesterday on the show, but we were

we we we had a it was it was great. We just hung out like like the old school. You know, really French kissed a little bit. Just a tip. A little tickle the ace. No, not just the tips. What do you think? We're fucking not classy. Oh, all the way. Yeah. Come on. Step, it's been a year and a half. It's the year I should. Talk about somebody who hasn't gotten

laid in a little while. You, lies. No lies. I wish, today. Steph, thanks for classing it up today, and no tits and just Spider-Man. Appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. And when I say that to the audio listener, it's like, what?

I'm talking about her glass. Come on. He has a tit-glass. I have a t-glass that broke. And someone DM me, yeah, it was horrible. And then some troll-d-m-mean was like, good, that was really not classy. I'm like, yeah, because my job is to be classy for you, shit back. That makes a lot of sense.

Thank you. Yeah. Well, there you go. Anybody. So this is a, so everybody once again to know that we're going to finish up the show the way that it has been in the past. We're going to be doing the two-hour shows, but starting next week, it'll be from 10 to 11. I will be on next Thursday. Looking to try to, another reason to be completely honest is that I think with a 10 to 11, it makes it a little bit more realistic for me to do more than one show a week.

It's just doing two hours every day. It's just tough from the schedule at the moment, especially with the fact that we're even more so. It looks very realistic that we're going to be doing at least one or two live events this year for Shmodown. So we've been working on that dramatically. We've been doing a lot of different things that we've been working on. So we're pumped. We're pumped about it. And we're excited about it.

We're moving new things. And I know that everybody's been getting used to still, I mean, digital. And I've been very open about it. I hate the digital age. You know, it was a scenario that we had to do. is something that we had to do to survive, to keep everybody safe, to keep everybody entertained. But this show, Shmowdown, it's supposed to be live.

It's supposed to be in person. It's supposed to be, you know, interaction going back and forth and feeling that energy and having a vibe. And with friends just bullshitting, I think that that's transferred over to the audience. I think you guys are ready for us to go back to studio. You know, I truly do. And I think that that's what we're working on. So bear with us.

If you're able to help out the show here, Streamlabs.com slash shmode. Now we're going to experiment today with the Schmobot only. If you can get us, we're going to try. We'll do some, we'll do some impressions today. On that poll, I said some people wanted to see some impression. So at the 20, we'll do $25 Schmobots today will be, will be impressions. $20 will, you know, you can interrupt the show.

But I think we need to hit some goals. And I don't know, should we prank Kate again? It's always fun to prank Kate. She's coming on at 10.30? She's done 20 minutes. And there's no chance. She's listening to the show. What do we do?

I want, real quick, I want suggestions for, like, impressions that I've never done before. Like, I want you to have me try it because my walk in is shit. I love it when I can't do one. That's actually a great idea. That's a great idea by Brett. So today, the $25 donations is that you can give each one of us an impression of somebody to do and we'll try to do it. We're not promising you that we're going to do it well. And then you guys can tell us who you think is good.

Let's try that today. So for the $25 donations, you guys donate and you can give Alex somebody, you can give Malcolm somebody, me, Steph, Brett. Everybody can get, Malcolm's got it easy because he can just pretend from off the camera. He doesn't have to do anything. You just, although I could just do this. Oh, everybody. Hello. Hello.

But who am I? You don't know. But now I'm back. So was that even me? You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know.

You don't know shit. Yeah. Man, Malcolm just could play clips of that real person. clips and we'd be like that sounds exactly like yeah you think that Brett but what do you know what do you really know about it Brett

I don't know shit you know shit I thought I did I recently thought I did but now what do you know that what do you know shit stuff you know

nothing you know shit you know shit I need people on this show no shit I mean I don't know shit sometimes but then I'm like

nah yeah we get t-shirts that say that we don't know shit yeah well step it was before you

it was before you before your time, but Brett and I, when we were losing our minds in the pandemic, we went back and forth where I think it was at least 10 minutes saying we don't know shit. And we'd go, shit. And people lost it. We mean, we, that's honestly where the

the, uh, the sort of flurton flouse came from. It's where, um, it's, it's where the idea the goofball show came from, to be honest. It was that, that time in quarantine. Because I'll be, and I hope that nobody thinks that they're getting anything representative of this business.

on that show. It is, it's so, I don't know what it is. It's like, I love doing the movie trivia show down and I love having people talking about movies and if things come up,

but like, I'm seeing everybody doing reviews and all this news about casting and I'm just like, I just don't give a shit anymore. Also, you're a comedian, both of you.

So it makes sense that your wheelhouse is to be a goofball. Yeah, I mean, I love movies and I love talking about it, but I'm just not, it's, I'm so past that stage of where I'm just like, who got cast?

Alex, you tell them, and people are excited about it. They can talk about it. It's like, I think what really turn me away from it is how, like, there's enough fighting inside of politics that when fighting started happening inside of movies, Ryan Payne donated $20. You don't like the digital matches of the Schmowdown. I can't believe what I'm hearing. Obi-1 was right you've changed.

I don't know you anymore. Christian, you're breaking my heart. You're going down a path I can't follow. Yes. Well, listen, the digital competition has been second to none. The competition has been incredible. I just can't, I'm not going to lie that every time one of those great matches happen, I'm like, imagine if that was in studio or imagine if that was live. Yeah. Like this is a perfect example. We got Mike and Mara coming up on Friday. This is one of the biggest matches in Shmodown history. You can get tickets at shmodown live.com or patron.com slash shmodown for $10 patrons. You don't want to miss this one.

Even if you've never seen a shmodown match ever, this will be the one that gets you hooked or back. And I'm like, I can't believe that we're not doing this live. This is an event in front of a thousand people. This is in front of two. I mean, this is a massive match. But I'm like, we're doing it digital. And I'm just like, okay, got to keep everybody safe. Everybody needs to be.

But I think now that everybody's getting vaccinated, everybody's, you know, moving forward. I'm pushing, I'm pushing toward it. So, you know, we'll see what kind of hybrid we get. We'll see. I said it from the beginning. I'm interested to see who does better in digital and then suddenly gets in front of people and clams up because it's a whole different ball game. I remember being in studio for mine when I destroyed Bonnie by the one point. I don't think they were still going to have.

so here this is so someone asked and I got this and I got this message a few times you know they said what's the plan for coming back in the studio and how are other channels doing it other channels like certain so let's take let's take Josh and Ken and Riley for example right they have a to symbolated $20 just adapt and do the best you can with this terrible situation we are forced to go through for more than a year now a situation that's out of our control looking for to the return back to live settings when the time is right. It's going to be nuts. Yeah, I agree. And I think that's, like we said, we're taking baby steps, but I think we're getting closer to that. So the question is, what is the plan for going back to studio

and how are other channels doing it from Galen Shumway, right? So let's take the example of Josh and Ken and Riley. So they have a studio that they have through their business, and they've been together, they've been pocketing together, and their crew's been together. They're a very, they're a small crew. They have three people, maybe five tops over there, that they're able to continue to do their show.

There's not a lot of, there's many moving parts. With our show, with SEM Live, that is, we, like I said, moving into it also this particular thing. You know, my kids are not vaccinated yet because they don't have that opportunity to do that. So there's no children running around at the Good People Association, at least none. Well, no.

I mean, Josh's kid comes in with Amanda, I guess, sometimes, but they're still, you know, is Riley. Riley's a kid. That's true. But, you know, but that's my point is that's a particular thing, looking into getting a studio overall that's going to house the Schmodeon, that's going to house S-E-N, it's going to house all that. That's, that's in the works, and it always has been, and it has been before the pandemic.

So it's not just as easy going, well, everybody else is in studio, you get back in there. I'm not saying Galen's saying that. I'm saying that's, I've heard that before. So it's not a matter of not wanting to. It's a matter of how to do. Plus, the other side of that is that we are partnered with Skybound. You know, and Skybound also has a crew that helps us set up and do things too. And there's also protocol.

There's things that you have to do when you're not an independent thing, that you have to follow guidelines. You have to follow these things. So it's not as simple just going to find a should be able to do it. You don't know me. Thought it dropped by and ask what Christian thinks about the casting in the thing. That was amazing. Thank you.

Thank you. the casting and the thing, it's amazing. It's a really good movie. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. And I will address something else that the comments are saying to it. As far as digital, I don't, in Schmodown, I don't fully plan to take away digital in general because it does allow us to keep,

I mean, shit, I mean, shit, I'd have the Star Wars division and half. I mean, shit, I'd say 90% of the Star Wars division is out of, is out of state. Yeah. So I say boot him. Boot him, get rid of him. Yeah. Don't eat them. like that. You'll see you. They'll agree with me real quick here.

I just wants a chance at the bell. That's why. Yeah, this opened up to way too many people. I just have to say that right now. I know. That's true. Well, I do think, I think we're going to, the show is going to, Schmodown's going to change dramatically next year, but in a good way. Yeah. But I have a lot of great conversations about it. And it's not going to, it's not going to Guy donated $25. Good morning shinkers. Let's get Steph doing an impression of share. You all don't know shite.

Of share? Share. Share singing or share? John Rook is number one simple or donated $25. I would love to see Christian as Padmey and Brett as Anakin Impressions. Hope to see MTS in New York. Love you all. John Rocker is the goat.

Nice. All right. So, so you know what we need to bring up. We need to bring it up. That's great. Okay. So what we have talks in one tone the entire film. The whole film. So we got to bring up an actual scene. Yeah. Send one in the chat. I'll look at. All right. So what we'll do is, Steph, why don't you bring up? Do you believe in a hour after time? Bring that up. And bring that. Will you sing? You can sing on a cappella. That's so good for me. You're, y'all are in for a chance. I can't wait. It's easier for Steph because she has perfect pitch, and if she hears the music, it kind of throws her up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So let's, so let's, yeah, let's do, let's do that. Steph, you want you bring up, bring up your share song, and then when you're ready to go, and I'll bring up the, this, the thing between myself and Brett. See, I like this. To me, this is a lot better than the same old impressions over and over there. So I'm just going to go Acapella from Versa. from verse one of the song.

Oh, yeah. 100%. And if everybody, well, let me, can I warn the audience at this point that if you, if you drink, if you've had wine recently, if you, if you know that, you know, when you pop the cork off the side, go jam it into your ears right now. Both hands and slam them into your ears at the moment and hide all your cats. Honestly, hide your children. Children, all right.

And then if we can turn the Schmobot off for this song because I don't want it to get to get ruined and we'll bring back. So let's, the floor is yours, share. Okay, it might take a few seconds to get into it. Okay. No matter how hard I try, you keep pushing me a sign and I can't break through.

There's no talking to you. It's so sad that you're leaving. It takes time to believe it. But after all, you're going to be the lonely one. Oh, do you believe? I can feel something inside. It's like Kermit getting electrocuted. Oh, my God, that was great.

Good stuff. I can't find for the life of me this scene, but man, that was good. Alex. Oh, Steph, thank you. I was a singer, Alex. How'd that fair? It was beautiful. I'm going to have you as the main feature.

on my next album. Oh. Yeah. Cheers, bro. Alex, I'm having a problem finding a scene. Can you,

can you find one? Sure. And we can turn, we can turn the Schmobot back on and then when, with one of the best savings rates in America, banking with Capital One

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When, yeah, when Alex finds the scene, we can do it. But we turn it back on anybody. So this is, those two Schmobots alone tell you the kind of show. What I'd love to do is I'd love to break a big record here today because, Monday was rough. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to lie to you. Monday was rough.

I looked at the donation. and I said, we're not going to be able to switch things up here because we've got to try to figure this out. So if this is it and you guys, and I listened to you all when I did my poll, and I said, okay, listen, what do you guys want to see? And they're like, well, when the impressions left, some of the comedy left. And I think Brett's suggestion today is a new way to change it up. So once again, so 20 to talk to the, we're only thinking small bots for today. and 20 to say whatever you want, 25 to request an impression, but inside of that, you can ask any of the crew to do any impression.

We're not going to promise that we're going to be good at any of those, but go ahead and do that. I was telling you guys, all these beforehand, I've been, not to get dark here, because I have a good, I have a good spin on it, I think, but I've been thinking about, I've been thinking about what happens to you after you're done with this, with this, with this life. I've been thinking about that recently, Steph, and I know that I talked to you about it. And there's, I started doing like theories,

looking at theories on like Google and because I have my theory. And I was like, not my theory that I think it is, because who the fuck knows, but my theory of what I hope it is, right? And as I'm looking, I'm like, is there a theory like mine? And there is. And I was like, wow.

John Rock is number one simple or donated $20. Steph, that, was a great impression of Robert Smith from The Cure. You should sweep the grannie's next year. Love your girl. If you don't think that you're going to ever do Cher again in this show, you are mistaken because that was, that was, and you know what started with that stuff, by the way?

Is that when it started, I was like, this is a decent impression of Cher. And then it just, then it was almost like, yeah, like every Muppet just came out and tried to sing at the same time. Like the Muppets fuck the singer of Pearl Jam is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's strange that Christian started thinking about it. But the singer, Eddie Vedder is on stage getting fucked by the Muppets. And that's why he's, he's in pain why they're, where they're. And the afterlife is where Christian went. Consensual. He's like, what's hell like, you know, that's what he's going to bring up after you sang. He's right.

But I was going back. So let's go back into my, going back into the theory. So, so in me, I was thinking about, all right, so what happens when you go? Like, you know, is, it's. And I'm like, is it possible? Because I believe that they're in the infinite universe. I believe that in parallel universes. I believe in all that shit.

And I believe that, you know, so that's why I love, love Infinity War because to me, not Infinity War, Endgame, because that was the most, the movie to me that actually explored the way the time that a lot of scientists talk about. And back to the future, if you look at it, right? It's like, you know, all those events wouldn't really change. anything inside that timeline because that timeline already happened it just changes it in a different timeline so I was like I wonder if because of your consciousness and everything if you're put into another timeline or another universe or you or you know and if that is possible and there are theories that scientists said that's exactly what happens there's a theory that says that there was a conversation with this guy this was this was a fascinating interview no whether or not the guy was bad shit or not but it was still he was driving down the road and he was kind of any kind of swerved off side of this big truck was coming at him and he just braced himself because he knew it was over. Close his eyes, open it up and then truck was on the other side and he was fine driving away.

And he didn't know what the fuck just happened. Like he blacked out. He didn't know what happened. And he could have sworn that it was it. But he told people about it. But what had happened at his work, people were different to him at his work. It was the same work. But he didn't have the same relationships that he had with other people.

The boss that he used to get along with, he didn't get along with at all. other things are having pop, little things in pop culture were different. And he believed that it was a, it was an alternate timeline. And it was a parallel universe. And it was a thing that's a reason why you dream a certain way. It's a reason why when you're dreaming, like there's things that you dream about that are potentially that your mind is transferred into an alternate timeline while you're dreaming. That's another theory.

Whether or not any of it is true, I have no idea. It's the one that I wish was true. So, but he was just aware that he was in another timeline. He believes he was in an imperil universe. He believed that he died in that in that in that universe that where he was he closed his eyes. He was the truck hit him. He died, but his consciousness went into a different peril universe. That's kind of the plot of that recent Beatles movie, right?

Where he like the Beatles didn't exist anymore. Yeah, that's interesting. And someone else, Steve O'Call went to, when the route that a lot of people say, is one of the theories. There's nothing after you die. You just black out. That's one of the most popular theories. It's like nothing happens.

I can't believe that. I just choose not to believe that one. Right. That's what a lot of people choose not to. Right. Obviously there's the belief of heaven and hell and your soul and all that. There's so many different theories of it. But Steve's theory is not uncommon.

People are like, no, you just black out and that's it. It's like you're sleeping. You just don't wake up. But it's like the questions, I just don't know what as far as consciousness goes and as far as the transfer of alternate realities and, And then there's obviously there's life after death and, you know, being reborn and all of that.

I don't know. Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20. Snowflakes falling on your face, a cold wind blows away the laughter from this treasured place, but in our memories it stays. This is where we say farewell and the wind it feels a little cold and now here times run out like a spell, but laughter's our vow. Thank you, Shadow. after the job. By the way, we're 175 at the moment. We're trying to get big here

today. Normally, I always try to hit for that 1K. Love to hit for the 2K. But I want you guys to get us some of those. Like, if you see what Steph did with that $125 donation, like just imagine what the other shit. You guys will be able to bring out some impressions, things.

Do we found that scene, Alex? Yeah, put in the chat. All right, you put on the chat. I do, I did just watch that movie Heaven Can Wait. In kind of in celebration of Charles Groton, he just passed this week. Yes, he did.

And, of course, he's an MVP of that movie. But I just thought that kind of afterlife situation is pretty fun to think about, too. Which one is that? Heaven Can Wait. It's Warren Beatty. He plays a football player, and then he gets into a motorcycle accident, and the angel

brings him to death, brings him to heaven. But then they realized, oh, this wasn't He wasn't supposed to be here this early, and so they put him back in a different body because his original body was cremated. Well, it's also like chances are. Do you ever see a movie Chances Are with Robert Dione Jr.? Very similar, very similar. So Shooter McGavin actually is the main, is the guy in the beginning.

And he gets into, Sybil Shepard is his wife, Ryan O'Neill's his best friend. And he winds up, I think, getting into a car accident, I think, and dying. And then he's up in heaven. He's like, no, I got my wife. I got to get back to her. And they're like, no. and he gave everybody this shot that makes you forget so you can get reborn and then you don't rethink of your past life.

And he gets past the shot and they're like, wait, where'd he go? Oh, wait. And so they try to get him that shot, but he already goes back and gets reborn as Robert Downey Jr. And Robert Danny Jr. winds up, it's a merit, Stuart Masterson. Is that our name? Who was the, who was the girl from, from, what the hell was, some kind of wonderful? And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, boy. Sybil Shepherd or Mary Stewart Masters?

By the way, you're starting to be one of my favorite people to pronounce names next to me and JPE. Yesterday on FCL, what did you call them? Favil instead of Fival, the mouse? No, that was so embarrassing. No, it's amazing. It's amazing. And it's only because you're like 18 years old and you don't know any of these fucking movies that we're talking about. But like, Cyble Shepherd.

That's the best thing I've ever heard. It's round two. When round two comes and I just can't have time to. research the question. So good. I mean, look, I'm not, I'm not going to pretend that I, I, I, mispronounced shit all the time, but JT's still a champ, but you are raking a run for the title. Cyble, Sybil Shepard is one of my favorites of all time. Anyway, so, so Robert Danny Jr. is falling for this girl. Then Cyble Shepherd is, is the mother. And, and, and, and he realizes, oh, shit, that's my wife. And he's like 24, 25 trying to go after this 42, 43-year-old woman,

but it's like that's my that's my wife and it's this whole thing but it's the reincarnation anyway just something to think about what about it big when a 13 year old boy fucks a but he doesn't he doesn't fucker

yeah he does oh he doesn't he yeah bloody bridge guy donated $30 okay miss thang I see you just like that a star is born time for Mr. Wiggly let's get Brett doing earth a kit singing a snippet from ice ice baby

How you say. Acapella you shinka. He-he-he-he. Okay. So we got, so we got, we got Brett singing Ice Ice Baby Acapella. Let's get this scene.

Let's get this scene first with, yes. We got to do that scene. And then where is it? It's in the chat. I don't know how to find it. Yeah, the chat. If you have to drag.

Oh, I see it. I see it. All right. All right, Brett. So we got, how many pages is it? It's three. Pages. Okay.

I'm buckling up. It starts with exterior. That's not what I have first. Oh, do you want me to read it? I have it. Yeah, yes. So let's turn the Shmobot off and we'll get, we will get staff reading in it. Okay.

It's not fully. Oh, I didn't screenshot all the screen directors, all the stage darkets. Well, you got the first, the first one I got is exterior Nabu. Yep. Like retreat. You don't get that one, Steph? It's the first one. Yeah, I do, but it's cut off for me.

Yeah. Oh. It's an image. It's not the link. Whatever. Just read whatever. Make it up. Okay, okay.

Cibyl Shepherd will be fine. You got me here. Okay. Exterior, Naboo, Lake Retreat, lodge, garden terrace, Teres M late afternoon. At Anakin and Padmay walk up the stairs from where the water speeders

parked onto a terrace over the bridge. Anakin and Padmay stop at the balustrade. Padmay looks out across the garden to the shimmering grass field. When I was in level three, we used to come here for school retreat. See that island? We used to swim there every day.

I love the water. I do too. I guess it comes from growing up on a desert planet. Padmay becomes aware that Anakin is looking at her. We used to lie on the sand and that the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing i don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating it gets everywhere not like here everything's soft and smooth he touches her arm padmay has become receptive to the way he looks at her but is nervous there was a very old man who lived on the island

you used to make glass out of sand and vases and necklaces out of the glass they're magical everything's magical hair you could look into the glass and see the water

the way it ripples and moves it it looks so real but it wasn't sometimes when you believe something in real it becomes real real enough anyway. They look into each other's eyes. He touches her chin.

I used to think if you look too deeply into glass, you would lose yourself like Eminem. I think it's true. Anakin kisses Padmae. She doesn't resist. She comes to her senses and pulls away. You shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry. When I'm around you, my mind is no longer my own. It's the situation. Dot, dot, dot, dot. He looks at her. The deal. I mean, it honestly was the same as watching the movie.

Someone said there's more emotion in this version. Yeah, truly. That was like dead. That was a dead ringer for hate and Christian chish. To lose yourself in glass? Oh, man. The lines can really read them. It's really good.

It's good stuff. And as you wonder why, you wonder why poor Hayden Christensen got so much. Yeah. It's like, and that's what you had to work with. Yeah, it was like Romance Juliet written by a fifth grader. Kate, you missed one of the best moments maybe in history where, so we're doing a new thing here today. We're at the 25 hour level. We brought back the impressions.

However, the impressions will be whatever the audience decides, even if you don't know if you can do them or not. Okay. So they gave, so Steph started with Share. Cy Bill Shepard donated $20. Enough of discussing unimportant things like what happens when we die. What about the fate of these poor executives in the thumbnail? Will they be okay? Abea.

Chris donated $20. Can we get Brett Sheridan as a cocter probably trying to order a sandwich? Okay. We'll get to that one later. Let's see. What if your thing? Kit doing first? Oh, yeah, we had to do the Earth

Kit one. I got to get her channeled here. Let me YouTube think of Boomerang. So, yeah. What was she doing? She's like very like Oh no, what would she do it? Simson donated $20.

How in the flying fuck is this better than the actual scene in attack of the clones? Give them all the Oscars. Brivissimo. Thank you. That's right. All right. So anyway, Kate,

so we're doing this $25 thing. So what was the bet? Was it, was it, was it Steph doing share? Yeah, Acapella. And she's saying, and it sounded, it sounded as if we said that it was like Kermit getting electrocuted. It was, it was, it was wonderful. No one goes from zero to 100. No one goes from zero to 100 like, snap.

I need somebody, I need somebody else to, to have another share. I need it. John Lunders Corgets donated $25. Let's get Brett as Donino giving a pep talk to Christian as Ben Bateman, but he just keeps bringing up past losses like blown leads and pissing Bateman off. Okay. Corey Cameron donated $25. Can we get Christian as crosshair and Stephers Omega from the Bad Batch talking about what happens in the afterlife? Yes.

So we got, so let's, let me have a few here. So I'm writing them down. You writing him down? Awesome. Okay. So Brett's got vanilla ice to do. He's got Robin Williams. Oh, is that what it was?

Okay, that's what I was wondering what Earth was doing. So Earth is doing vanilla ice? Yes, Arthur's doing vanilla ice. You're doing Robin Williams ordering a sandwich. And then I'm, Steph and I are doing crosshair and Omega. And then you're doing Dagnino and I'm doing Ben. So there's a lot of good ones here that we got going on. And now the Kate's in.

We can definitely have Kate doing some stuff too. I need to see this share. I'm telling you. It's good. stuff. Listen, somebody should want to date Steph because she's all about commitment. She will commit to the fit. Creefer underscore Sutherland

donated $30. Hi, fuckers, can we get Cher, Steph and Zaflurton Flowers do a duet of I got you, babe? Love you guys. Oh my God. Yes, that's a great one. Yes, Sharon's a flirt and flirts do and I got you, babe. That is brilliant and mad

of myself that I didn't think of me. Oh, romantic. Oh, my God, that is brilliant. stuff. Okay, so Sharon's a flirt and flouse when I got you, babe. Shit, so we got one, two, three, four, we have five. So we're going to have to get into some of these. Before we do that, I would do want to get into some other shiz, some other shiz,

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Let's start with Brett as, let's hear the vanilla ice, Brett. Let's turn the small bot off for the moment. Yeah, go ahead. Hit it there, Billy. Yo, VIP, let's kick it. Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. All right, stop.

Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with brand new invention. Something grabs a hole of me tightly, flow like a heartbook, daily, and night me. Will it stop? Yo, I don't know. 12 lights. Listen, I'll glow. To the extreme, I'll rock mic like a band.

Light up stage and weather wax like a candle. Dance. Go rush to the speaker that booms. I'm killing your brain like a pole to this mushroom deadly. When I play dope medley, anything less than the best is a felony. Beale not get it away. Better hit the bals. The kid don't play.

If there's got a problem, you'll solve it. Check out the hook. My teacher refiles it. Ice, ice. Very, very nice. It's very right. I thought that was wonderful. I thought you crushed it.

And we gave Matt Link a lot to work with on this show. I'll tell you that. So very good. So very good. All right. So Brett's Vanilla Ice is out. I think we'll move over here. Nerdy Bridge Guy donated $30.

Katie Mama, my dear, it is your turn to make Shy Town proud. Let's see you take on Nicky Minage's Anaconda with the dancing, of course. Don't be shy. You filthy animal. Yes. That's amazing.

Kate as Nikki Minaj is doing. Does she just shut off her camera? Did she hear any of that or was she gone? Probably not. Oh, that's good to have it. It's good to give it. She'll get it when we give it. That sounded bad, but it's fine.

She'll get it when she gets back. So let's start, you know what we'll start with then? We'll start with myself and Steph. Steph will go, let's do crosshair and Omega. I'll play the, I'll play the music. And what are we discussing? Are we discussing life after death? I am so bad in an Australian accent.

Well, first of all, it's not Australian. It's South African, isn't it? Oh, is it? I think it's not Avrigan. Or is it New Zealand? Maybe you're right. Yeah, that's what I thought. You might be right. You might be right. I'm usually right.

Shut your mouth. All right, here's the, let's do this one, which is a good one. You'll play a little music. We'll do Sith counts, that's fine. I can feel your... It doesn't last as long as I wanted to, but I'll do it anyway. Focus. It makes me stronger.

I was wondering, Omega. When you die, And after I shoot someone, where do they go? Do they become Jedi? Or do they just become water? It's Omega. And I think they actually become a part of the universe. And their souls become each and every one of us like the force.

For someone so small yet so wonderfully intelligent, I wonder, Can you become a chair? Well, crosshair. I think anything is possible. If you just have a little hope in yourself and, you know, I believe in you. And it's never too late to become a chair. I actually think you'd be a really comfortable one if you ask me. Thank you.

No one believes in me the way you do, Omega. Omega. Omega. Yes. I apologize. I'm just known for being cold, although some people think. I'm warm. My voice welcomes yet so many people.

Take my hand, crosshair. Yes. Are you a clone like me? Yes. Kate, you got one while we were gone by the day. Did you hear it? Yes. It's so good, Kate. It's phenomenal. It's basically you doing

a cappella, doing Anaconda by Nikki Minaj with the dance. But you work at Scoops a Hoy, apparently. I don't know if that was just Brett making fun of my shirt. Yeah, a little bit. Or if that was actually something somebody said. Making it on your shirt for sure and I'm mad.

Dogging did $25. Was up, you fucking humps? Christian, can we get Bob Dylan's owed to Corey Club as no hitter for the Yankees against the Rangers last night? Also, which matches airing today the tag tour? Finals or Alba versus Robinson wasn't clear on the scheduling. Today's Alba versus Robinson. Tomorrow is the schedule. Yeah, tomorrow is the schedule.

So we got Bob Dylan. So Bob Dylan on the no-hitter. Yeah. All right, hold on. We also have Brett as Robin Williams. Yeah, let's do Brett. Let's do Brett ordering a sandwich as Robin Williams coked up and then we'll do the,

um. Mm-hmm. Oh, sandwich? Yes, yes, Mr. Habri wants to say. Oh, yeah, sandwich, um, pastrami and rindal, not Pistrami and nigh. Ah, yeah, yeah, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, cocaine. Nice, good, nice job.

He said, Pistrami and nigh. That's another word for no. another word for no all right let's see hey tell you about something when I was walking down the hall I was watching on TV

just a little bit of baseball and I don't know why but first there was the movie flubber and I changed a channel quick and then I started to watch Cory Clubber he was he's throwing fast and hey I was on the shit

But it was really good because the next thing I know is Yankees is he throwing no hitter. He was baseball. It was in the fall. And I like Lou Rawls. Certainly a stretch there, flubber and clover. I dig it. It's close. It's close enough.

All right. So this is, honestly, this is some of the most fun. someone said his cross-haired voice by John Lovett. It very well might be. That would be great. Hey, you know what we're going to do? I'm going to go up to the top and shoot a robot. Look out.

Uh-oh. He's dead now. Anyway, it's good stuff. So we are going to continue on. And we have so much... Do you guys even want to talk about this Wonder Brothers stuff? I'm not asking the... I'm not asking the panel, because I know the answer.

How about... How about these people that are listening to this show? Do you want us to talk about the W-Exx? Just give me a yes or no. If not, we'll just keep doing the comedy, because I'm having more fun making you laugh, to be honest. Does anybody care of the fucking people? Yeah, they're going to keep the jobs.

They're going to lose. They're going to go make other stupid decisions out of other studios. Yeah. Kiwi Rockshire donated $20. Can we get Brett as nays? Cage and Steffershire do the snap out of its scene from Moonstruck. And can Kate get a cosplay photo shoot of Steffers' share from the turn back time music video? I've got to be, I got to be strict on this.

I got to be strict on it. 20 is to interrupt the show. 25 is for the impressions. So I got to honor the people that put in the 25. I'm sorry. I know, but we can say nobody wants us to talk about the executives. If you donate one person. If QI Roka donates $5, will you allow that?

Yes, 100%. If QE puts in five, it puts in five, then I absolutely will honor that. I just got to, for the people that have been doing it, I can't make an exception on it. So nobody cares. Nobody wants us to do this. Okay. I put it in the time codes. It's 30 seconds long that we talked about it.

So we're all good at it. Yeah. Yeah, nobody cares. Is anybody, is anybody here, like, again, like I said, Campio is a friend of mine, he just did, he just covered us. So go, if you want to hear the full thing, go to John Campi's show afterwards. and you can listen. He'll cover it. We're having fun. We're making each other laugh. I hope we're making you laugh.

And as I mentioned before, if you missed the beginning of the show, well, first of all, so at $20 today, we're only doing Schmobot, so $20 you can interrupt the show. 25, we're doing impressions, but you guys give us the impressions, and it should be something that we are not comfortable with and that we've never done before. We're trying to hit 2K today. That would be amazing if we could do it. We're moving up the ladder. We're trying to do some stuff because the idea would be next week, Brett and I are. going to be doing the goofball show from studio doing it for the first time. Kate, have you heard the theme song yet? Yes. You did hear it.

Oh, it's so good, isn't it? I love it. I love it. I'm going to pretend you said no, because I want to play it again because I love it so much. And I just, David B did such a good job. I got to play it again. He's awesome. He's so good.

Here it is. For those people who didn't hear it before, here's the goop ball song. The pretty good Show Here's that show with Christian Impress. So good. So good. It sounds kind of like I'm singing it, doesn't it, a little bit?

Yeah, it was, well, originally it was mine. It was a recording that I did of that rhythm. And he... Then underscore Rana donated $30. High Gang, let's hear that impression. Oh, nice. The one that he asked for? Yeah, I'm looking for it.

I guess he didn't ask for one. I guess he was donated $25. Sorry here is the $25 for the impression. Oh. Thank you, Kiwi. I think there's double bought it. So, okay, so we'll get Kiwis then. What was Kiwis?

A little bit of that. That was a little. Nerdy Bridge Guy donated $25. Let's get Chips doing a sultry version of baby one more time as no other than the princess of pop herself, Miss Britney Spears. Let's test those vocals and Tilda. Oh, that's a going. All right. So what was the one from Kiwi Roka, though?

I don't have that one. Brett, as Nick Cage and stuff is Cher doing the snap out of it scene from Moonstruck. All right. Brett is Nick Cage, Cher, Moonstruck. And we need that scene. So, Alex, can you pull that scene up? Yeah. Thank you.

And also, Kate get a cosplay photo shoot of stuff as Cher from the turnback on music video. Yeah, that's the part that was like. Genroker's number one simple. $25. Can we get Alex to sing him too sexy for my shirt song in impression? Forget the ex-ex lull. It's comedy hour baby. So yeah,

so let everybody know, by the way, so we are doing, so next week, starting on S-E-N-Live, the show's going to be 10 to 11 a.m. for digital for everybody. So it's going to be 10-11 next week,

and we will probably implement. and some of this. We don't want to overkill this bit. So we'll definitely do it on Thursday for sure. And then we'll come up some other ideas. But it's going to be Schmobot only for next week. And it's going to be 10 to 11 because we're going to try a new experiment, make the show move. And, you know, whatever. We get to certain topics. Sometimes you guys want to hear our actual opinions on. But who gives a shit about the fucking Warner Brothers executives? Who cares? We knew that was going to happen. You know who cares about them? Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? I mean, it's it's like, okay, what does it mean? It's like you hear the

sorry, you hear some people talk about it for like 15 minutes to think about it, then you forget about it. You know, it's so funny, my husband's been out of work for almost four years. I don't hear anybody reporting a story on him. You know what I say? I care about thinking more than the execs. Yeah, yeah. All right, here's the one that we'll go.

So we got a bunch of them here. Let's, let's do the, uh, the Brett. Going to the bathroom. Yep, no, no, it's Tom Dagnino. And then I'll be, I'll be Ben. So basically it's Dagnino telling Ben that he's, um, bringing up all the past losses in the past. Now, if Brett can't remember any of his losses right at my wheelhouse, right at my wheelhouse. Yeah, so go ahead. You're Tom and I'm

I'm Ben. Ben, remember that time and that city, you know, live event when I beat you. Gucci, you know, like, we've never actually, like, played. Yeah, but, you know, do you like my kimono shirt? Yeah, I went up. This has nothing to do a kimono shirt. Like, I've been, like, if you look at everything that I've been doing lately, I have looked at the way that you can turn a word and turn that into a way to get to multiple choice with a release date

that ultimately gets you into a tournament that will then turn you into a team's champion by then looking at the inside of someone's hat to realize if they're good at animated films. I'll tell you what, my best thing I do is I lean into the mic and I get quieter. I mean, yeah, but again, this has... quieter. But Gucci, you're not listening to anything I'm saying. That's how you accentuate you. I know, but you're supposed to be my manager. And what I'm telling you is that when you walk out there with me and I've got a chance to not only beat Dan Merle, but be with Dan Merle, while looking at things that Dan Merle did that I can then become a champion inside of my

own maneuvering to where then what I can do is then I can talk to Winston about being on his team, but then I could really be on Kate's team at the same time because I've got a lot going on. I'm going to wear a suit. Here's the deal. This guy over here. He owes me money. I don't have time for this right now.

I've got to go get this money from this guy. And I've been wearing this shirt for way too long. I only wear shirts for like five minutes a day. Fair. That was good. Oh. All right. So that was good.

Really good. For somebody who says that's not in your wheelhouse. You seem to know all the tropes at least ahead. Alex, you got two of them. Alex, you got two. So let's do the Alex. I'm still trying to find that script. So give me one second.

We also have Kate doing Nikki Minaj. Oh, you want to do that one? You have that? And the Sharon's of Flirt and Flouse duet of I Got You Babe. I remember this song. Well, no, you just got to bring it up on your computer. You do it up, you'll know. Yeah.

The lyrics? Or do I do that? We got Alex doing baby one more time. We got Alex, I'm too sexy for myself's shirt. we got Redis Nick Cage and Cher doing the Moonstruck scene K2 and the Nicki Minaj Anaconda

and Zaflert and Flaas and Steph To and I got you babe So what do we want to do here I'm gonna go pee Somebody else do something for a second I can do We don't want I'm supposed to do Acapella right

Yes You guys I'm just gonna do a Nicki Manash I do not remember this song With the dance What about Monster Or is that not right Star ship

So, oh, we did get So I just, you know, there is a, I'm sorry, this is going to be a little long-winded, but this is, regarding the WB execs, Zeno-Wauer says, here is the story of the WB execs. They're staying except for Killar, the end. Okay, thank you. Oh, wow, that took a long, lot of airspace, Christian. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. All right.

What was the video? It was, I can imagine what the video was. That's fine. Just bring up the Anaconda song and then you can sing. You tell us when you're ready. Are you able, does that mic, can you move? Can you hold on to the mic? Or you can't? Yes, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the actual beginning of the song? Yeah. Okay. It actually goes, my Anaconda don't. My Anaconda don't. Different song. Different song. Different song.

No, that's how this one starts. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, because they take a sample. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sample. I'm going to be quiet. Anaconda don't want none unless you got funds, hun. Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit. Big, big, big money. He was getting some coins. Wasn't shootouts with the law, but he lived in a palace. Bought me Alexander McQueen.

He was keeping me stylish. Now that's the real, real, real one in my purse because I came dressed to kill. Very nice. I want to go first I had him pushing death on them I'm fly as hell I got him thirsty track and field I'm on some dumb shit

by the way what he said I don't I mean this I just feel like at this point I got to do this Yeah yeah yeah yeah She almost blew her back out By doing it

I mean It's unbelievable That's so good She's going right off She's going right up I'm not going to put. I want to go, guys. She's exhausted.

I wonder what you put them back in because I got a question for you. How, how quiet are you? How quiet? How tired are you? I'm out of breath from twerking. That's what I was going to say. We got to give that person their money back. That was probably not what they wanted to see.

How tired? tired of you. I honestly I'm out of breath. I am 40 pounds overweight. I'm going to have to actually go to the live. I'm going to actually have to open the chat to see what my butt looked like on.

It was really good. Yeah. What I'm wearing mom beans. We are absolutely and that's the other thing we're going to do. We're absolutely going to do an SCN live show live in like, in like, you know, in front of whether it's at the comedy store or wherever it might be.

And you have to do that. You have to. I mean, have to. I'll practice the song. I'll have to go over the song. Have you, has Sharon's the flirt and flouse? Have you guys brought up?

I got you, babe, on your computers? Did Brett freeze? That's amazing. Look, Brett. He's just frozen in time. Oh, my God. He's just stunning. Cuter.

Wait. Oh, yeah, you pulled it up. Okay. Brett's frozen in time. So am I, I'm Loretta? I haven't seen it. Yeah, that's, that's moonstruck. That's moonstruck.

That's moonstruck. The flirt and floutes and Schererer are going to sing, I got you, babe. You know that song, don't you? Oh, yeah, yeah, I just didn't know which one we were doing. It was not the one with Sibel Shepard. It was the other one. This is, I got you.

It's pronounced Omega. Omega. So Brett's out. What happened? Oh, it's computer froze from opening up to me. And you know what? When he comes back, he's going to be very crappy about the whole thing. He always gets upset about it.

He gets so mad at technology. So mad. He does. This is good because I actually need to see what the song sounds like. I got you, baby. I know that, but how does it open? Don't be fresh about it. Um, so.

Uh, you know, baby, baby, baby, baby, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, all right. Thank you. Close enough, right? Uh, so,

so you know what, Alex, in the meantime, you pick, you want to do, uh, baby one more time, or do you want to do,

I'm too sexy. Which one do you want to do? Um, I'll do the first one. All right, go ahead. Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? Something wasn't right here. Oh, baby, baby, I should have let you go. And now you're out of sight.

Yeah, show me how you want it to be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now Because my loneliness is killing me And I must confess, I still believe When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a sigh One more time Very nice, clearly the actual musician in the crew

You can even make that work Whereas you got fucking Bob Dylan and a cat that's getting murdered singing a song. Pussy O'Connell donated $25.69. Hello, horny people. Can we get Brett as Hannibal Lecter and Holly Hunter as Clarice in their second meeting? And Christian's New York friend is the guy next to Lecter's cell. Thanks and keep eating healthy and moist pussies. God bless and stay healthy.

All right. I see what you're trying to do there and I don't like it. See what you're trying to do. So, so bread is Hannibal, Clarice is Holly and then, and then I'm Richard, which is my favorite.

Kate, you were on the show last week when I did, when I did the Richard impression and somebody said, great stereo, oh, you weren't, it said great stereo. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.

I was. I was. I was a fucking idiot. I thought you're going to say when they were doing the scenes. Okay. No, no, no, we just don't know.

Oh, it's pretty simple. Yeah, we're not doing this one yet. So we're going to let's, so we got, so do you, what I'd like to do is this flirt and flouse and share, I got you babe. Do you have, do you have the got you babe pulled up there, Brett? Yeah, we need the lyrics. Let me pull up 400 things and freeze my computer.

So once, as they're looking to pull this one up for you, if you're joining into the show, you don't know, basically what we're doing here is at $20, we're only doing small bots for, probably for the time being on SEM for a little bit. So because we're, as we're trying to make sure that we can get everybody on the show and to continue to do the show and be able to interact with you guys. $20, you can interact with us, say whatever you want.

25, you can request an impression. Inside of that impression, you can give anybody here. You can have anybody here, an impression that they've never done before. So, you know, that's what we're working on today. And starting, well, starting on Monday, SCN will be 10 to 11, Schmobatz only, from Monday through Friday. and the goofball show will be taping next week. And I don't know when it's going to air yet because we're basically, it's kind of like an idea where Brett and I are Brett's going to come over.

He's going to, we're going to organize the studio. We're going to get the studio back in. We're going to start to baby steps, baby steps towards trying to make other things work. So, okay, do you guys have that pulled up? Yeah, I have my share hair down. I'm ready. All right, here we go. So, Kate, this is, you're not going to be prepared for this.

I've got to tell you, if it's anything akin to her entry. for Shakira, Shakira. I am. It's really good. And Brett froze again, which is even better. Oh, no. He's going to be so mad. He's going to be so mad.

He literally, so can I, all right, so I'm going to, I'm going to read what he just wrote to me on the texting. So I want you guys to decide what he chose, okay? I'm going to give you multiple choice. A, did Brett say, this thing happened again, three exclamation points, okay? B, unbelievable. It happened again. C Holy shit

Holy shit or D fuck with five used Fuck Yes All of the All the above

Yeah so all right So we'll get away So Alex The floor is back on you And now you're gonna sing I'm too sexy Okay Can me one second A bottle of sparkling water on my keyboard

That's good for you smart So anybody So by the way And we're trying So keep those small bots coming in because this is the reason why we're trying to get the crew back in studio in order to do it. Mother's milk donated $25. Can we get the breakup scene in the park in Spider-Man 3 with Christian as Peter Parker and Kate as Mary Jane?

Peter Park. Yeah, I couldn't tell you what that scene is. So Alex is going to have to pull that scene up. And then you and I will read it because I have to know all that. I would love to break up with crew. It's nice. It's real nice, Kate. So we'll have to have Alex do.

I'm too sexy because everyone else has, has Brett. Brett's in every one of these scenes. Yeah. He's going to come back and he's going to be, what the hell's going on with him? This is the beauty of the goofball show. He should pull up. There he is.

Do I look? No, you're going to free, you froze again. Oh. I think we should do the Sonny and share alternate. We shouldn't sing it together. We just alternate verses. Yes, alternate verses. Did you see the one I set in the chat?

Yeah, the one. Yeah, you don't. it together basically so the way it works is that you the way the song normally goes is that they uh he sings and she sings and then you guys just go back and forth don't sing it together because it won't it won't match up okay yeah wait this one already separates it oh okay you got a better yeah let's do that because it says her him him right oh okay so that's okay wait let me get my share here 20 dollars just want to congratulate Corey Kluber from the Yankees on pitching a no-hitter against the Rangers. He is the 12th Yankee to pitch a no-hitter and the first

since David Cohn. Can't wait for the Derek G-to-6-part documentary next year premiering on ESPN. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I forgot to bring that up earlier. I know you should have, see, this is why you won't forget this on the goofball show. You won't forget that on the goofball show. You guys ready to go or you need to say? Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. So here's going to probably be the best bit of the day. Here we go. the flirt and flouse and share they say we're young we don't know we find out

until we grow but I don't know that it's true because you got me and babies I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe they say I love

won't pay the ramp before it's earned our money's all been spent. Your voice is melting me. I guess that though we don't have a pot, but at least I'm sure of a lot of things we got.

Ooh, Bab. I got you, babe. And I got you, babe. I got flowers In the spring, I got you to wear my ring. And when I'm sad, you are clowning if they get scared, you're always around. So let's them say your hair's too long. That's a really should it sing to say about someone's hair and you can't go wrong.

Thank you. Very nice. It's absolutely beautiful. to Francois Just, who nicely says, I clicked because of the WB News. What is this shit now? Essie and always doing other crap.

Yes, thank you to the other crap show. This is Francois, I'm going to be completely honest to you. I don't give a fucking shit about that story. I don't care about much about movie news anyway these days. If it's something that we've reviewed or something that is, that we really care about,

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now we're going to go on over to the, back to the Schmobots and $25 for impressions of whatever you want us to do, whatever you want us to do. We're trying to hit a goal here of 2K, pretty far off from it at the moment, but just honestly, because we've been a little light on the Monday, well, a little light of the Monday show. and we're trying to recover.

So if you're able to today, streamlabs.com slash the Shmodem. All right, what's the... Travis Gilbert donated $25. Can we get an impression of Christian caring about the WB News? I'm just curious about his acting chops cause. I think I know how he really feels. Yes. All right, that one's easy to do, that.

So, guys, there's a big story here today with the Warner Brothers executives. I don't know if you heard about it, but they sold over the most of Warner Bros. The Discovery, and this is a, this is massive. It's a massive story. Nerdy Bridge Guy donated $25. Malcolm Baby, we haven't forgotten about you. Let's have the guy in the chair to Cuban Peters Jim Carrey from the mask. It's Showtime, baby.

All right, we'll have that one a second. But as much as I want to hear that, this WB News is, it's crucial to have the rest of the business is going to be affected because we need to we need to figure out what's it going to mean for these guys you know they they've been putting so much time and effort into their their jobs over the years they've made they've made so many people so happy and made such crucial decisions that make people so very happy over the no controversy you want to realize at all in the last two years and it's because of these guys and now we don't know if they're going to be returning because of this merger and it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's almost like a

crime at this point but in order to you know Keep pushing on. We've got to cross our fingers and hope that these people who, you know, have never really had it easy in life are able to rally and, and fire back and secure themselves because we need them. We need them in this workspace. We need them in order to be able to breathe easier at day, knowing that these guys are going to be able to make a little money because they need it.

They need it. So send in your donations. You're an incredible actor. I now question every interaction I've ever had. Oh, sorry, Rich. Yeah. Were you like, I feel like you're like, no, I really want to find a schedule that works for you, Kate. I really care about you and the kids.

I'm like, wait a minute. Wait a minute, sir? Yeah, exactly. Meanwhile, I was watching, I was watching cartoons. Yeah. Really working on it. I have to tell you that my daughter is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a domestic terrorist.

My three-year-old, she really is. She's our con or a con baby. You know, she's like, she now does this thing where it's like, we have a, we have a rule of how much TV the kid get, the kids get in a day because we don't want them to mush their brains. So there's this. Dumbass. So there's this fucking thing.

Can I ask, wait, before you go on, can I ask what that limit is? Um, well, we were doing this. More than two hours or less than two hours? Oh, no, no, no, no, it's more. It's two or more. Okay, okay. You know, you're okay. That's right where I'm. That's the scientific. I mean, if you look at what they say is healthy for children, that's, and we sometimes

you break those rules. But anyway, so in the morning, my, I'm, I'm, wife is getting ready for the day. I let her sleep until a certain point of day. I'm making breakfast to the kids and doing stuff. But my daughter now, it's usually her and I in the morning. And her code for when she wants to watch something is this, she goes, funny octopus, funny octopus. And she does this dance and because there was this show,

there was like this video of this octopus. And it has nothing to do with the fucking funny octopus. She doesn't want, she didn't give a shit about the funny octopus. She wants with this cocoa melon shit, if you've seen this, right? So funny octopus. We're not doing that again. She goes, and it looks, she didn't necessarily say these words, but her expression goes, maybe you didn't hear me, motherfucker.

I just said, funny octopus, funny octopus. And I'm like, I'm not negotiating. There's no, there's no, there's no, the Yamagata 32 donated $25. She might as well looked like I said, Hey, I think I got a good one. Let's get Chicago, Kate and Alex playing Paddington.

Funny. And the movie is the graduate. Go for it, huge tinkas. And because the voice gets louder instead of waking at the whole family. I, you know, and, and honestly, this isn't my first kid. It's the second one.

I'm done negotiating. Fuck it. Watch the funny octopus. I'm not negotiating. get what you want. Yeah, no, not negotiating. I don't care. And is it a good parenting? Probably not. I don't care. And do I tell my wife that I put it on in the morning? No, she's none the wiser. She listened to this show? No. So how do I care? Yeah, that's right, honey. She watches it every morning. Yeah, and tweet at her. She's not on Twitter. No one will know. It's my secret that I tell myself every day. So guess what? Funny acy.

Okay, I think I got a good one. Let's get Chicago Kate and Alex playing Paddington. And the movie is the The Graduate. Go for it, you stinkers. Also, somebody started a go-fund me for a new computer for Brett. Kiwi Rocha donated $20. Hey, Christian would love it if we could get some behind-the-scenes footage of Brett and you getting the studio set back up. And has anyone noticed Steph's share kind of sounds like Roxy's Yoda?

long. Yeah, it does. It does. I'll give you an idea of the setup of the studio. Hey, Brett, bring your tools. And then I get there. Yeah, this light is burnout. Yeah, I don't I actually don't think that it's just going to be, Brett. There's somebody else I think that I'm going to be

bringing along to who told me, can we talk about it after the show? This is what someone said to me. So I can't reveal that person yet, Alex. So we'll figure that out. Anyway, so let's keep a straight face. Yeah. Yeah, let's get to, let's get to this.

I really want to see the Brett Hannibal. Oh, okay. Holly Hunter and then Richard in the, in the cell next. It's funny. My Holly Hunter and my Jody Foster are the same. So it may just seem like I'm doing Jody Foster. That's fine. Do you have the actual scene?

Yeah, we have it. Alex, I have a much hat. Hold off. Give me a second. I'm not going to say the actual line. I'm going to say something else. Oh, well, as Richard? I'm not going to say it as Richard does come off.

No, I have to say it. Oh, no, she has to say the bad line. Oh, yeah, well, but Richard's going to say it first, and then she's, and you know what, Kate, whatever I say, that's what you should probably say when he asked. What did that man say over that to you? Oh, wait, this is different. Well, it's the end of that scene. Do you want to do the whole scene? You got to do that. You got to do that whole. I mean, how long is the scene? It's pretty long. Yeah. What did make say to you? Yeah, so I should say something kind of coming in then, right? I should start it then. I'll start it then, and I'll just say something. All right, so you guys ready? Yep. I know you go over there to go to see your friend,

but did you... Tomato sauce? I can smell like... I can smell something on your blouse. It smells like tomatoes. I don't know. Maybe it's like a pineapple. I can't.

I can't figure it out. One of my nose busted. All right. You see a lot, Dr. Lecter. But are you strong enough to point out that high... But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? How about it? Look yourself down.

Look at yourself. Oh, boy. That guy really... That guy really. I rushed it down the hall really got me mixed up over here. Look at yourself and write down the truth. Or maybe you're afraid to. You're a tough one, aren't you?

Reasonably so, yes. And you'd hate to think that you were common. My, wouldn't that sting? Well, you're far from common, Officer Starling. All you have is the fear. of it. Now please excuse me, good day. And the questionnaire? A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some father veins and a nice yanti. Fly back to school, little darling. One last thing, there is. What did Miggs say to you? He's just something about spaghetti sauce and

Pineapple. Honestly, God, I just, it was, it was actually creepier than what I thought he was going to say. But I'll be honest. What you just said was sort of upsetting, but the spaghetti sauce on my blouse and pineapple, that one, I'll tell you, that really took me for a loop to loop. I myself cannot. That was good. That was good. All right, let's see. We got a lot left. We got one, two, three, four, I guess six left. Let's see. So Brett, as not. Nicholas Cage and Cher doing, well, you don't have that? He's just, no, I looked him up. I had to look at, he's just New Yorker. He's right.

But you got, but you got the, you got the scene. He's not Peggy Sue got married, Nicholas Cage. No. No. What are we doing here? Yeah. Like, what? They can't.

Why do you share sound like Herman? Yeah. Funny octopus. Funny octopus. All right. I wake up in bed with staff. Wait a minute. I realized.

I realized. situation. Hold on a second, Kate. And Brett, I realized I did this today to frame her at her wedding. I actually think I have her on audio saying funny octopus. Oh, my God. Yes. Like a gremlin. She's a ham. Oh, you have, you have no idea with this kid. Like I, I don't know if I told this on the air, I think, but I was my, my, my, my nine-year-old who is just, she's, my nine-year-old is a dog. and my three-year-old is a cat. Like the dog is like, hey, look at me, Luke. Hey, everybody, look at me, look what I'm doing. And then the cat's like, eh, fucky, you want to pet me?

I'll let you know when you can pet me. That's my, that's the difference between two of them. And like so I remember when my nine-year-old was my, it was like three or four, I would say I'd call my both my mother-in-law and my mother, I'm like, yeah, the old bats, right? And then the old bats are calling them, say the old bats are calling you. The old bats, right? So I'm pushing the three-year-old on the swing the other day, and I say to her, I go,

I see, you know, I was talking to Nona and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, she, she, call me old bat. She goes, that's not nice. She goes, I just say that. That's nice. That's not bad. Yeah, she, that's not nice. Anyway, so, all I can once. So, all right, let's get into, so people want to see the, Alex, I'm too sexy first.

Oh, yeah, that's the one they want to see first. Oh, it looks like he's gone. Oh, it's like he's gone. It looks like he's gone to prep. Give me more time on my computer to freeze again. Felix taking a shit. All right. So what are we doing then?

Did you hear yesterday? He takes five shit today? Yeah, we talked about it earlier. Unbelievable. Yeah, we talked about it. All right, listen. So for you guys, by the way, we are, we're approaching the 1K. If we're able to do it, it would be great.

So we're about, so if you guys have any more that you want to do, put in that 25 for the impressions or you want to just help donate to the show. You can put in $20 for the for the Schmoe Bod. self. All right, let's get to, so we don't have Alex. He's taking a dump. All right, let's get to, then we'll do the Brett and share Moonstruck scene. This is Nick Cage and Share. Here we go. Or is someone going to read the stage direction? Yeah. Yeah, so what is it? The transition from the moon. You want me to do it? Katie, you got it. I can, oh, let's go do, do it. You do it. You do it. You got it. Nope, that's Clarice. Sary, sherry, sherry, sherry, here we here we go here we go. Exterior. Okay. Yeah, if you got it, go for it.

Exterior, East River. Day. Transition from the moon, reflecting in the water to dawn. Interior, Ronnie's apartment, bedroom. Day. Morning sun floods the room. Close on Loretta. She wakes up.

Oh, my God. What? Loretta jumps from bed, grabs her clothes to cover herself, and backs into the closet. What have we done? Take it easy. This time I wasn't trying to do everything right Don't just become excited I thought if I stayed away from City Hall

I won't have the bad luck I had again Trying to make me feel guilty Alright I'm guilty I confess You're invited to the wedding It's in a few weeks Why didn't you like him and be with your dying mother in Palermo She didn't like me You don't get along with anybody

What did you do? That's impossible It was ruined when I got here You ruined my life Oh no I didn't Loretta emerges from the closet Tucking in her blouse Oh yes you did

You've got those bad eyes looking chit-sling Why didn't I see it yesterday Why I'd luck It's all I'm never gonna have Why didn't I just pick you up a stone and killed myself years ago and years ago. What? Last night never happened.

You hear me? I'm going to marry him anyways. And last night never happened. And you and I were going to take this to her coffins. I can't do that. Why not? I'm in love with you. Loretta stares at him in alarm.

Slaps his face. Then studies his face to see the effect of the slap. She is dissatisfied and slap. and slaps him again. Snap out of! I can't. Alright, then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for all time.

You won't come to the wedding. I'll come to the wedding. I'm telling you, you cat. But he wants me to come. But that's because he don't know. Right. I will not come. Provided one thing. Can you come inside?

Can you come inside me? Oh, Jesus. That's the alternative. That's the alternative version. I mean, I really did. Steph, when you do share, you sound like you're drowning. He's like a lot of water builds up and I lose sight of the water. I think I turned into Keanu a little bit.

That's what people were saying. That's what people are saying that it was. Listen, guys, sorry. I'm disappointed. Oh, look, in order to cleanse our palates, here. Alex, are you ready for them too sexy? Sure. Let's try something. All right, let's go, Billy.

Oh, I don't know. Soft focus. Yeah, this is fine. Here we go. I'm too sexy for my love. Too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts. Oh. I'm too sexy for Milan. Too sexy for Milan. New York. And Japan. I don't know how it goes.

Japan. And I'm too sexy for your party. Too sexy for your party. No way, I'm disco dancing. I'm a model. You know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk.

Yeah. Crushing it. Just crushing it. Did you, that was amazing. Really, really, thank you so much. And a reminder to everybody, to remind you to everybody, thank you again. So if you want to put in your, you want to put in your practice. We got the $25 for the impressions of anybody you want us to do that we're in clearly that we're not good at so and

Right now we're at 700 trying to hit that one K goal today if you're able to put in a few more And see what you can do and we'll do impressions if we can do I'll tell you some of my favorites ones that we've done so far is making doing impressions of the actual crew itself So that would be fun put that's a fun one for somebody who does an X one put the crew as other people But in scenarios with each other so for example like Steph would play Kate and you know trying to tell Alex who's played by Brett of why she's not going to be on the show but she doesn't want to tell me and they got to come up with an excuse like something along those lines you know where Steph's got to play Kate or Kate's got to play me which I know everybody loves so very much and Brett's got to you know do it but let's let's now you know we're

going to we'll switch and we'll go what was Matt what was the one for Malcolm? Malcolm says Cuban Pete as Jim Carrey from the mask all right you ready Malcolm also real quick We have one from Spider-Man 3, the breakup scene. I can't find it. So Mother's Milk, if you want to tell me in the chat. Yeah, show us where to find the breakup scene because we need to be able to read that out. So, all, Malcolm, go ahead. You want to do the mask?

Let's do it. Oh, well, breaking news, though, first. All of the Warner Media executives have been fired, and they will be replaced by a funny octopus. All right, here we go. You ready, Malcolm? They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the Rumba beat. When I hear the rock as I go,

jig, jig, jic, jic-jig-boom. Say, I'm Cuban beat, and the grace of my native sweet. As I do dance and go, jig-jig-jig-bomb. That's all you're getting. Oh, that's really good. I think Steph was doing Cameron Diaz there.

Yeah. That was good. All right, so we got Malcolm. Did the mask there, okay? Oh, I did my W. B, right? Is that what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then so now we'd only

have two. What was the Paddington one? Oh, it's me and Alex. It's Chicago, Kate, okay. And Paddington from, what scene was that, Alex? I don't know if Alex found that one. It's just a scene from Paddington. No, no. It was there was a scene from another movie.

Oh, right. Well, that's where we're missing. So look, guys, you got a half an hour here, too, with us, and we have some, we got some more time. So if you're able to put those donations shame labs.com slash the shmodeown. Yeah, we also have, did you say Yamagata 32's at Chicago, Kate and Alex. Doing one.

Yeah. The graduate. The graduate. That's right. Oh, so you're playing. So, Alex, you're playing Paddington. And then so the, oh, the scene of Miss. Are you trying to seduce me?

That's what we got to find. All right. I'll see if I can find it. Do you can find that scene. And we'll talk about some other shit in the meantime. You guys see what's going on on at WB now. There is, as people were asking, though, obviously we have some big matches going on today. We have the Inner Geekdom match between Greg Alba from the Real Rejects, who was one-in-one in Intergeekdom last year against Taylor Robinson,

who's returning from a little bit of an absence in the Shmowdown, excited to have her back. So it's Finstock Exchange versus the quirky Merck's a big one. And then tomorrow is the finals of the tournament. The winner will go on and play corruption in a number one contender match. going to be the team of Rushmore, John Rocha and JTE versus Danger Zone, Dan Merle, and Ben Bateman's a massive match. That's not pay-per-view. Paperview is going to be a big one tomorrow night, and that's going to be Janine the Machine

versus Marisol McKee, winner goes to play Kevin Smith in the collision. And then you're going to have the main event is Mike Kellenowski versus Moricanopic. So, okay, look, we're now going to move on over. Kate has sent over the script. Actually, Alex did. He was really faster. All right. And we're going to jump to page 36.

So this is Chicago, Kate, and Paddington. So this is perfect. I don't think I've seen Chicago Kate yet. Oh, well, you're about to. Oh, God. In all her glory. All right. So Chicago, Kate, and Paddington.

Here is. And I'll do the. Here he is. All right. Here we go. I'll do the start. Ready? Interior.

Robinson Hall and Sunroom. Night. Oh, wait. I'm in the wrong place. Isn't that the right one, Alex? Control F and then search the deuce, Kate. Let me, yes, let me ask Alex, was that right? No.

Okay, it wasn't right, Christian. What page? You said 36. 36. Oh, well, you mean not page 14? No. That's 36. Easy mistake.

Same numbers. Same number. Yeah, that happens a lot. You should eat more marmalade. I'm sorry. I still have ballroom. Is it still the ballroom? The way Paddington gets us.

talking about. Page 35. I see it. This is a disaster. I got it. So we're just starting with continued. That's where it starts. Continued.

Mrs. Singlement, is that the one? Yes, sir. All right. All right, here we go. Let's start. Mrs. I was talking to myself. Let's talk to the end of

Miss Do It, who from the looks of things always has been and always will be, Miss Do It takes Ben's hand. You guys, I am not in the right place. So keep going with that. I've seen the line, Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me.

Yes, and then scroll up. Yeah, scroll up a little bit. Okay, she takes a step over toward him. Yes, ma'am. Okay, he puts his hand up and she retreats around the other side. All right, you guys, don't read the stage direction because I am not on the same page as you guys. So go, go on. Here we go, starting now.

It was good while it lasted. Oh, my God. Pardon? Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. Oh, no. What's wrong? Mrs. Robinson, you didn't... You mean, you didn't expect... What?

I mean, you didn't really think that I would do something like that. Like what? What do you think? I don't know! Oh, God's sick, Mrs. Robinson, here we are. You've got me into your house. Yeah. You give me a drink.

Yeah. You put on music. Yeah. Now you start opening up your personal life to me. And you give me marmalade and tell me your husband, won't be home for hours. Yes, so? Mrs. Robinson, you were trying to seduce me.

Aren't you? I know. I hadn't thought of it. I feel rather flattered that you... Mrs. Robinson, will you forgive me for what I just said? It's all right. It's not all right. It's the worst thing I've ever said to anyone. Say the out. Please forgive me because I like you.

I don't think of you that way, but I'm mixed up. You're very nice. All right. All right, now finish your drink. Yes, man. Is Daddy home? Patty boy, it's me. Patty boy, it's me. Patty boy, it's me. Patty boy, you're smee.

Daddy, boy, you're smee. Daddy, pad and trouble. Patty boy, you're me. Patty boy. That's good. Oh, my God. I just wanted to hear about your grandma dancing on the show. Oh, right. Yeah.

Hey, you know, we do a show. And now you know. E, now you know, I was looking out the store, and I decided I needed some more of this little toy I bought, though I went to ask out the person who brought me, it was my grandma who wasn't there. She was somewhere else. She was on the stairs.

She wasn't on the stairs. She was on the stove, and I don't know why I needed to smoke a clove. You might say, wait. Aren't you a kid? No, actually I'm 52. So what are you doing now? Who are you singing now?

I one time rode on a bull. He didn't know that he was being rid by me, but he was just the toy. And I don't know why I like soy on my pizza. Now you know, it's not supposed to go there, but I put it anyway. I made a million bucks. How did you do it?

I don't know. I'm going to have to go and get my grandma. Christian is the king of negating himself in improvbing with himself. I'm a kid. I'm 50 times. All the rules of improv, he throws away when he improvves with himself. Yeah. I'm on the stairs.

No, I'm not. No. Adrian said he donated $50. Can we get stiff as cakes? Still not over Harl off mistaking her for her dad. Let's see Alex as Brett getting tired of his computer. Love the show. Yeah.

This is Alex as Brett getting tired of his computer. Alex, I think it's got to start with a freeze. I'll play me like looking at Brett. All right, Brett, so you're going to be able to do an impression here. Brett, it's going to be of the, it's going to be of a plumber going to the, Brett? Brett's frozen, guys. Oh, Brett's gone. All right. So let me ask you guys.

You think Brett's going to be happy? Is he going to be pretty pretty. You think he's been pissed off when he comes back? I'll tell you what. He takes a lot of things well in life, but his computer freezing's not one of them. Yeah. Let me read some Schmobach while he's gone. No, I think he's coming back.

Brett just wrote me and he says, fuck this time with six U's. Oh, shit. All right. So I think he's coming back. Oh, Brett. Oh, Brett. What happened?

Brett. What happened? I cannot tell you. I have so many. so many applications, so many windows open. You know, I just got to get a new computer. If anybody in their chat in the chat wants to tell me, you know, best ways to get your computer fixed,

if you donate $5,000, you can let me know. Yes. Thank you. What was the flirt and plus thing about this, Brett? He would say, says I need to get my computer. So it's Brettelwood needs to get his computer fixed. His computers. This is a French critic.

What about the zebras? What do the zebras do to your computer? It's my favorite ongoing bit. Like forever. Every improv thing. It is the best. It is just like, it's a motherfucker.

Oh, gosh. That was good. Oh, it's good. So somebody, please put in, please put in another small bot about, about Brett and me talking about animals. It's one of my favorite all times thing. It really is. It's so good. Okay, we got

one left, I think, right? The breakup scene. Did we get that breakup scene yet? We did not. I haven't seen anything. But if you guys just want to do Peter Parker. Yeah, a little improm. Yeah, but what was the actually? No, you're not in the stairs. What was the actual? Who was

this supposed to be? Oh, Kate was... Is it Kirsten-dust? You was doing the scene, but I guess I'm Peter Parker and you're Mary Jane? Yes, Mary Jane. Who breaks up with who? I don't know. I don't remember the scene. I don't remember the scene. So, I mean, that's If you do get Chicago, Kate, I'm guessing Spider-Man

breaks up with you. But, yeah, if I put Spider-Man 3 Park scene and I just get that stupid scene where he's dancing around like an asshole face. I get an idea, Brett. Why didn't you buy more of the same shirt just in different colors? You want to come for me? My fashion sense. There's a thought

for you. Oh, okay. Oh, look at me. I'm Brett. Did I change anyone's guess because it's the same shirt? I can find it. I can find it. 799 right now. What am I, J.D. Rockefeller? I'm waiting for him to go down to five so I can re-up.

Let's see. I can hear it. I'm worried about us getting a thing. I can hear. Here, you know what I'll do is I'll put. Oh, we am a second. Okay. When is this in the chat?

He's saying that Peter breaks up with Mary Jane. Okay. Who knows? You don't remember. So let's see, I'm going to... Of course he did. Yeah. Best breakup moment ever, here we go.

I'll put it. Beautiful. Beautiful. Give you flowers. You okay? No. There's something I have to tell you, Keith. Okay.

It's not working. She breaks up with him. You and me. What? Isn't Winston supposed to be an IG coach? Did you just say that he worked over there? I don't want to see him. What are you talking about?

I'm lonely. You aren't there for me. It's over. No, please. How does anyone think this movie's good? I don't say that. I know I've been selfish, but I can do better. I can change.

We love each other. I'm doing the scene as Richard, by the way. I love you. We have problems. When people have problems, they work it out. They talk to each other. It gives her a ring. Look, you see.

You know what this is? Do you know what I want for us? There's someone else. Uh-oh. I fall in love with someone else. Uh-oh. All right. So that's the,

that's the, that's the, that's the, but I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do it. Who was it? Probably James Franco. Yeah.

I know, not his character, but James Franco. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know with the. Okay.

So let's do this. So who, it's a terrible. It's a terrible. It's a, Spider-Man 3. this is the one that they requested, though, Mr. Winston. Yes.

Here we go. You ready? Here we go. We got to. I show up first. I show up first. Okay, sorry. Hey, hey, how's it going?

You look wonderful. He's, take these flowers. I picked them out of the garden. Just, we have to talk. Oh, it's very, thank you. Beautiful. How are you doing? You want to?

No, don't, don't try to flatter me. Don't upside down. Kiss me. Just, just listen. We're done. We're done. No, my end. You're what?

What are you talking about? We're love you. You're the best. Yeah, but I'm so lonely. Why are you lonely? I'm right here. Only lonely if you're someone by yourself. You're not letting me in on something.

I'm letting in on the fact that I love you. And you're a wonderful person. And I'm excited to get a nice slice of pizza. There's someone else. Who? Is it my brother Lewis? Yeah. It's the actual James Franco.

Well, he's, you know, it's, that's, well, you get your own come up instead, I guess. Yeah, I mean, you've been great, but I just feel like you're just never there for me. And like, Spider-Man, what the hell are you talking about? He's just a fucking dad's a lunatic. He's running around throwing fireballs at people. I'm saving people. I rescued six cats last week with my big hands. I know, but I got to tell you, I like men with really gummy smiles, not guys that don't show their teeth at all.

So. Only a rhinoceros? Listen, you just had to bring an animal into this, didn't you? That's good. I got to be honest, Judge. I got this ring here. What am I going to do with it? I'm in love with the actual James Franklin.

You are missing one. Steph, as Kate, still not over Harlow, mistaken. her for her dad. Oh, I didn't hear that one. What did that one? That was Adrian M. Soto packaged with me as Brett. All right. He donated $50. Thank you, Adrian. Let's do it as if, so Steph, I'll call you, and we'll do it as if we're off the air. We're off the air. And I'm going to call, I'm going to call you as, you know, you can play that. You should do the thing of, no, I'm not really upset. Okay.

I get my wife, I think, every four years. Yeah, yeah, the passive woman. I'm really, that sometimes. Passive people. We don't say, we don't, we don't, we don't put just plain men on women here.

No, yeah, men, I'm very, I'm way more passive, but when it comes to this. Yes, all right, here we go. Hey, Kate,

how you doing? Hey, Christian. Um, so I got a couple of, uh, thoughts for what we can do on the next show if you're,

if you're, you're up for hearing it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what? What do you mean what? Hey,

you sound, you're cool? Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm totally fine. Yeah, today was really fun. Uh-oh.

So wait a minute. You know that was a goof, right? We were just, did you, you're not upset? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like always, like really, really funny. Yeah. Oh, you were laughing. You're talking about the thing. You're not talking about the thing with your dad.

No, no. I mean, like, every, every woman wants to be compared to their dad's body. So it's absolutely, it's fucking hilarious, truly. Dickie's laughing about it right now. You made it seem like you were cool. with it. You were laughing about it and you break, I mean, don't, you're the one. You know what my kids are doing now? What? They're calling me

Granddad. Oh. I didn't mean, well, listen, they shouldn't be watching the show to be honest with you. It's fine. It's fine, Christian. What did you, what was your ideas? Well, you're my friend. I was figured you're the one person out of all these people that doesn't get offended by anything. And now you're getting offended too. I'm just going to, I'm going to quit. You're the only person that doesn't get offended by stuff. And you finally do? Everybody else gets offended. Kate, you're the one person that doesn't. This is the one thing you're going to get offended.

by? No, no, no, I'm not offended at all. Oh, you know, I don't believe. That's good. I loved that. That's not the kind of shit Kate gets offended. Kate, well, Kate screams and yells me about rules on Smodown, but not this. Kate and I are, like, we are the least offendable people, I think, in that. In this area, so, yeah, but give a time with you.

A guy in the chat earlier called me on whale. fine with it. He's not wrong. I actually like, I reported him because I was like, Kate is a goddess so you can suck my dick, thanks. That was nice to me, but I was like, listen, I listen, I'm a,

nautical creature. That's how I'm gonna take it. She's a fucking narwhal, you bitches. Yeah. Okay. Not a whale. She's a, how fuck are you? Beautiful fucking narwhal. Well, I'm probably, I'm probably

guess that if you turn the camera on the guy who said it, he'd probably look, it'd be like this. Shake waiting himself to that dance. Mom! My mom's still in it. Mom! Video games aren't working. Oh, my God, my fart smell like Doritos. Oh, my God.

It's that guy. Yeah. It probably hasn't gotten laid. What's when? Oh, ever, ever. Yeah, that sounds are out right. So anyway, look, we got 10 minutes left. Look, we had a lot of fun with this experiment.

As I was telling you guys, next week it's going to be, well, for the rest of the week, tomorrow's going to also be Shmowat only. We can have some, you know, we should really do is put the pressure on the Friday crew to see if we do this again and see how they do without me here. See how they, Brett, you're going to have to take the leave. I should take off. and that would get a boy. I donated $20.

Hey everyone. I just wanted to say thank you all so much for providing laughter through this pandemic and believe or not you helped a lot of people. Keep being positive and enjoy life. I'm going go get some barbecue and chill. You'll be easy. You too, man. Thank you, Kuli is the best.

And yeah, so we would try and think we can do. You know what I'll do is we have right now at the moment. Okay, we should try to do something. Who do we... I don't think we could prank. I don't think if I was going to say, because we're, like, almost 800 right now if we're able to get to 1,000 within 10 minutes,

we should make a prank phone call to somebody. But the question is who? The question is who? Like, Roca, Roka probably is in the middle of one of his 57 shows. Roxy wouldn't... I don't know if she'd buy it yet. Probably still know that we're on the air. Got her...

Me. Frank me. Frank you? Yep. Okay, let's go. Right now. I was going to say we could prank. Do you want to prank Harper? Yes.

Yes. And tell him that even I see a scheduling thing just came through, but I'm going to just tell him we're going to have to shoot his match while he's on vacation with his wife. No. No of other things. I'll text you off where why. Okay, okay, okay. The idea.

Yep, yep, yep. Okay. I don't know what to do here. I'm trying to think. Well, let's let's let's have a chat. Hey, let's prank the audience and just quit the show early. I'm fucking exhausted. Kaiser's a good.

Kaiser is a good one. What I'll do is I will say, if I'm going to, I will say that if I've got to take, I've got to, I've got to trade moral office team. I'll do that one. I'll say that I've got to trade. Like, it's just, there's too many, it's just not fair at the moment. And even though they're going to this match at Rushmore, it's, I got to, I got to trade them. so I guess I got to move more off. It's just going to make more sense to do it that way.

But ask him, but tell him you can give him any other player from any other faction. Yeah. So then we'll see who he really wants. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But we got to hit that in seven minutes if we, if we're able to get to the, the thousand

marker. But most, you know, still also. And Kaiser wouldn't know the show's on. He forget. Someone's like, call somebody who doesn't know there's a show on. Trying to think who else we could get. I'd love to try to prank poor Katie sack off, but I just don't think we don't have time to do it. I don't worry about guy sometimes if he's going to.

You probably, you probably laugh. Brett just said, no, stop that. It would be too easy right now. Way too easy, but I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it. I'll explain that, though. Yeah, so. Brett just sent me a text that I had to share with Christian because it's been.

It's very, very funny. Yeah, I'm going to text you. It was good. All right, listen, we're probably just have to call it. We'll call the show as it is. Next week, anyway, we're going to be in an hour. We're going to go from 12 o'clock to, excuse me, from 10 o'clock to 11 o'clock from Monday through Friday. We are going to do Schmobots only.

And then we are doing the goofball show sometime next week. I don't know when to air it, but we're going to record it. and then we're trying to get the studio back in to get the live shows going again so thank you guys uh we can hit the music i want to thank you for joining us here today really appreciate it and um yeah keep it up we'll talk to you next time peace out mother effs