The Kristian Harloff Show - Who Are the Best Choices for Reed Richards and Sue Storm in MCU? - SEN LIVE #384

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

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I'm Seth Sabron, and we don't have the full panel yet, but we do have a saucy panel already here, starting with one of the funniest best people ever, Brett Sheridan. Malcolm, I can hear myself coming through. Do you guys hear that, do? No, no. Sounds great.

So weird. Okay, so it was an echo. That was my bad playing on YouTube. Great start, Seth. Let's fucking do this. Let's fucking do this. I obviously need your help today. It's been one heck of a morning.

So thanks for joining us. Like I was saying, Brett Sheridan. What's up, Brett? Hello, hello. Good, good. I'm going to take it off for New Orleans tomorrow. I'm going to go get a haircut at I hate to brag Fantastic Sam's. I don't know if you've ever heard of it.

Probably going to be good or bad. That's usually it's a haircut roulette. at Fantastic Sam's. Some people go to Super Cots. Brett goes to Fantastic Cops. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little more upper echelon

when it comes to. Yeah, that's the fifth Fantastic member, right? Yes. Fantastic Four and then Fantastic Sam. Oh, God. Are we talking about the casting for that? Oh, God, finally. That was the thumbnail, right?

I can't believe it. I mean, like, talk about breaking news with Alex Barzonia. What's up, Alex? Hi, everybody. It's Wednesday. I'm a little hungover. Oh my gosh. I just started off that. Let's go. Alex, what were you doing last night? Because I know Alex was drinking. You ought to Pizuki. What else went down? I got a Zook. I ate some Zah also. I came back home. I had a little bit more wine.

Played some NBA 2K. Did some music stuff. You know, it was just an exciting night last night. I was having a great time. You went up on a Tuesday, I see. I did, I did. Nicely done. Nicely done. We also have the Wizard of Oz himself, Malcolm. What's up, Malcolm?

Yo, yo, yo. How you doing? I can't believe I was over here blaming Malcolm for hearing my own echo, not thinking we were starting, and it was me. You know, sometimes if you are your own worst enemy, today, I am the villain of my own story, and that's okay. But SCN fam, thanks for joining us. We're going to have a really fun show. We have Kate Mulligan, the motherfucking Kate Mulligan joining us. And Baby Carrots himself, Mark Ellis coming in hot later today to make sure you stay tuned for that.

I have a fun little game plan for us, but most of all, I want to just hear your opinion, thoughts, questions on anything going on in your life, in entertainment news, whatever it is. Throw it in the stream labs. This is a conversation that we want to have with you because that's what we do here. We hang out with y'all. But one thing, knowledge is power. And lately I've been on TikTok more, and I've come across a sector of humankind that I don't understand. And because we have a full, we have three comedians on the panel,

and then Alex, me, and Malcolm, who just like talk shit, it's a perfect storm with the inclusion of y'all to bring up. I've pulled some of the most, let's just call them cringe TikTok videos of all time. And we will be playing them with you and roasting them because that seems like a fun thing to do together. Because when you see these alone, you shouldn't experience them alone. So I need you to experience them with me. So make sure that you guys stay tuned for that. We will do that.

Every $100 we reach, we will roast a TikTok video with you. but keep sending in stream labs of questions, comments, concerns, and we'll just have a really good time today. So, Alex, what's on the agenda, friend? Let's talk about Fantastic Four, because with Emily Blunt and John Grisinski, doing press for a quiet place too, our favorite go-to fancasting for Reed Richards

and Sue's Storm have been addressing the rumors with Blunt saying, that is fancasting. No one has ever received a phone call. That's just people saying, wouldn't that be great? She also said, I don't know if superheroes are for me. I don't really like them. It's not to say that I'd never want to play one. It would just have to be something so cool and like a really cool character,

and then I'd be interested. Steph if Blunt and Krasinski end up not being in the movie, which actors do you think would fit the roles best? What movies is this supposed to be? It's a lot? Because we never talk about it, so I just was, like, confused on it. I am not mad. if they're not in it.

I think it'd be cool if they're in it. You know, like couple power, let's go. But definitely not mad about if they're not. I just think there's so many great actors out there that I'm never going to be upset when someone else has an opportunity, especially when, like, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are one of the most working actors.

As they should, they're very talented, but it's not like they're thirsty for work sheet. When someone says that the only way they'd be really interested in taking up a comic book character as if they're like some really cool character. You know they don't need the work. The rest of us are like, oh, I'll play a superhero that pees out of their pinky finger, you know, like, that'll be fucking cool.

First thing I thought of. Yeah. No, you're right. We're right on the same page with that. I just, if they're not in it, I'm going to rage quit the whole industry. I mean, I, you know, this, this casting has to happen. I'm with Steph, like, what movie is this? What are we talking about?

I love that. I love that vibe of today's show. Oh, we're going to start with a movie talk. Ah, okay. I guess we'll mix things up a little bit today. I'm so glad that we're all on the same page. Alex is hungover. I don't know what day it is.

Brett doesn't know why we're covering the same movie 500 times. And Malcolm's just rolling with the punches because that's what Malcolm does here. So I hope you guys are all on. the same page. It's women crush Wednesday too. So if you want to throw in some women crush Wednesdays in the stream labs, I always want to celebrate some women. So that's also an idea of what we're doing today. Alex, what do you think about this news? It's, I feel like, you know, someone just randomly said it a few years ago and it got huge on the internet and, you know, spread as rumors usually do. And people just wanted this. And it's like, oh, just because they're a

couple, they should do it. And so I feel like their time, not, there hasn't necessarily passed, but they are focused on their own things now. John Krasinski just signed a thing, signed a deal with, I believe it was Paramount that now they have the first look at any of his projects on his production company. So he's going to be focused on that. So and there's so many other actors and actresses who could be better for this franchise for

the Fantastic Four. So, I'm okay with them not being in it. But, who knows, she was supposed to play Black Widow in Iron Man, too. She was supposed to be

Scarlet Johansson and then dropped out. But, you know, maybe they will find a role for her in the future because Ethan Hawk even was saying, oh, superhero movies are lame or whatever.

And then now he's in the Moon Night series. So people always can change their mind. That's true. Superheroes are Movies are lame. Wait, how much are they making? Oh no, I love Superhero. Yeah, yeah, we're in it.

We're in it. What, Al Johnson has a really important question in the chat. Is Kate Frozen? Yeah. She is. She is. She is. She is.

Was in New Orleans for ST Paddy's 2018. My lady was hit in the face with a cabbage at the parade. Too drunk to feel it. Definitely a highlight. Laughs were had. My Forever Lever Lady crush.

Yeah, that's, I tell you, you gotta keep, you don't, you don't get eyes off of, if a float's coming by, you turn around, that's, that's on you. I mean, that's, that's on you. That is such a great way to, who sent that in? Those curbside profit 13. Curbside profit, way to start the motion, because, like, sending your women crush Wednesday, but also send in, like, a moment of why your woman is your woman crushed Wednesday. Like getting a cabbage thrown at your face. Tim Sim donated $20. Honestly, the MCU

has been scoring big with their castings and they'll find their Ede and Sufo what should be a more faithful depiction of Fantastic Four. Also given Zach's recent comments of WB being aggressively anti-Snyder, I'm siding on moving on. That sounded like an intelligent comment. How did you slip into this show? Um, did you, were you looking? I'm sorry, this is for the IQ under 80 people. Welcome to SBA. You sound way too smart for us. But no,

Brett, is there any, like, really funny moments that have happened with your wife? At Mardi Gras? Or just in general. Oh, geez. Every day is a funny moment. Yeah, I wasn't ready for that. Think about it.

I want to hear funny moments with your boo things. And then also, what is, if we're on the topic of comedy, movies. What are some of your all favorite comic book movies? Do you have any that come to mind? My favorite is into the spiderverse and Logan and probably end game. Black Panther is my favorite MCU movie. All right. Oh yeah, that's top five. Sure. Yeah, X-Men 2 was a big one growing up and Spider-Man 2 also. So those are those are one I think of. Yeah. That's a good one.

There you go. My friend Dr. Octopus. Yeah. Alfred. Ow. Talk cock. Doc cock. Yeah.

But do you have any... Guardians of the Galaxy was just something... And I've said this a million times when I don't know anything about it and it ends up being that good, you know, too... I love it. I love that. And Ant-Man, those are my two favorite because I didn't have any, you know, knowledge of these characters or what they did or anything. like that. And Ant-Man, that one just sounded so dumb to me. I think, you know, and again, here, this is me going, stories I kind of remember with Brett Sheridan. I think there was something in

an old, old SNL sketch where somebody came into a party of superheroes and there was an Ant-Man and they were making fun of him. But somebody, somebody Google it. Google it. Google it. Google it. I think John Belushi was the Hulk. There was something like that. Yeah, I could be wrong. But could be right. Let's go. You're always right, right. I mean,

there's no chance that you're not right at all the time. But it just may be alone. Dick, you're looking for. There we go. That's what can in my head.

I wish we had a bartender at all of our houses just pouring us out because that's what this Wednesday feels like. It needs like, I need my coffee spikes right now.

Malcolm, do you have any favorite comic book movies? I'm trying to think of more interesting answers than just repeating what you've already said. Eh, I don't know, man. Logan was really goddamn good.

Captain America, too, might be my favorite of the MCU movies that I've seen so far. I'm still in the middle of my rewatch slash catch-up. So, that's all I can think of right now. That grind. Okay. Well, you're on that grind of rewatching all of them. Where are you now? That's right.

I just did Avengers 2, so I'm on Ant-Man, and then that's phase 2 done. Nice, Malcolm. Well, everyone in the chat, send in your, in the stream labs your favorite comic book movies and or your favorite Women Crush Wednesday stories or people to shout out. Alex, what do we have that? I see Ryan in the chat, our good friend Ryan. The hell is he doing here. Ryan, get out.

He says he wants Drake Bell as Reed Richards and Miranda Cosgrove as Sue Storm. Let's go, let's get some Drake and Josh representation in the MCU. I think that's what we all need. Who played Megan? Huh? Miranda Cosgrove. Miranda Cosgrove. Megan.

But I feel like, you know, have you guys? guys heard Drake Bell's music? No. Oh, no. If you listen to his album, It's Only Time, it came out 2006, I believe, 2007. I think that's a perfect album. You what? It's an amazing. It's an amazing album. I didn't know you were going there, Alex. Yeah, it is one of the best albums I've ever heard. It's very Beatles-esque, kind of,

he's kind of going for a what's it, Sergeant Pepper's kind of vibe. And like, just the songwriting in it is amazing to me. It was, it's still one I, it's one of those albums I can just, I don't skip press, skip. I don't press skip on any of the tracks. When did it draw? Yeah, it was like 2006 around the, it was the album with Makes Me Happy. Makes Me Happy. On a song to sing do, do, do, do, do, do.

It's a great, it's a great album. Please check it out after the show. I mean, what a throwback, callback. I guess I should have known he had the original music as that was his entire character in the Drake and Jaws show, but I didn't. I didn't realize that. I don't know what I would think is a perfect album.

Perfect albums start. Are these albums that you don't skip any tracks over? Thick as a brain. What'd you say? Excuse me. Jethro Tolls, thick as a break. It's one song. The old album's one song.

Classic Ian Adelson. Classic. No skips. Wow. Well, I'd have to think about what album I don't skip. There are some. Always, like, with my favorite artists, I'll listen to the album from start to finish without skipping it.

But then a lot of, I don't know if this has always been a thing, but I feel like more recently, it's more popular to add a lot of interludes and like speaking for a minute or like voicemails from your mom or auntie and like those are cool the first time you listen to it and then after it's a skip yeah you just want the bops after that yeah exactly you're just like trying to throw us let's turn up to the club to this interlude yeah it's your mom you never call back all right sweetie i love you There's those three Logic albums that I really, really like, but they're definitely like that. Yes.

Logic is like the king of throwing in random voicemails and clips from his friends. This just in. Garrett Morris actually had a small cameo in Ant Man because of the S&L skit where he's He played Ant-Man. Boom, my brain still works a little bit. Thank you. Sorry, I had to break because I saw that in the chat. What were we talking about?

No, nothing. Nothing else matters in the breaking news you just brought to us. You are the ultimate reporter. You're going to win an Emmy for your investigative journalism. That was incredible. I want to see these TikToks. I want to send that money and folks. I want to see.

I've been teased with these, these horridfying TikToks, and I heard a little bit of one of them. Oh my God, you guys. And I have to see this. We are 60 away from our first TikTok. Just, you know, like, get to the,

let's just, just the tip it. We need to get to the 100 so I can tease y'all and show you what I have brought you. Once you see this first one, you're going to hate that you're going to want to see the rest of them. So let's, get to 100 so we can all cringe together. It will make us closer. It's a bonding experience. That's what today is about getting closer as a community. I cannot wait for you two to see, for us all this entire

panel to see it. It's going to be so bad. But what's up next, Alex? Sorry, I'm just looking at the chat. We got Kendrick Lamar, Good Kid, Mad City, perfect album. Moving Pictures by Rush. Curbside Prophet 13 put in a super chat saying songs about Jane by Maroon 5. that's up there for me as well, curbside. Kid Mad City is definitely an incredible album. Most of Kendrick's albums are no skips, start to finish. They're all conceptual, too. They all tell the story.

Breaking news. Did you see? Ellen DeGeneres said that this will be your last season because it is, quote, no longer challenging for her. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, I mean. I'm glad the show she's on isn't challenging.

Yeah, we're challenged every day. We're challenged every day. We have to make a $500 goal. But the good news is the ride will be fun and cringy together. Did we have any other... Do you think we can get Ellen on the show? I bet. I mean, if she wants a challenge.

Exactly. Absolutely. Absolutely we can. All right. Let's, shall we get to next? Pumpkins, Simi's Dream. That's my one that Kate bought me for Christmas or my birthday on actual LP form. And then I want to add one of the ones that really drove me crazy with the interludes was

De La Sol is Dead album, had like an interlude after every song. And they were skipped a lot. Thankfully, I had a compact disc of that, and it was not a cassette tape. With a cassette tape, unless you had one of those fancy ones, did you know they made ones that would skip to like a whole song and stuff like that? They could figure out the spaces. I was in somebody's very nice Jaguar one time. And they were playing a cassette tape, and it skipped a song.

I was like, what sort of devil magic is this? So, yeah. Oh, my God. He was like, it's 2013. Oh, I have a bunch that I have to steal of, like, my brother and sister when they were little talking and me reading them books. Oh, man, that should be a show. We could make a couple million if I played some tape. of me, because you think my voice has kind of has a little high pitch to it now? Oh, 12-year-old Brett

Sheridan. Brother! That was a... Brother! That kid sounded stupid. Oh, my God. Hold on. I have to yell at this dog. Judees. All right. Did that work? Yes, that works. Yelling really works, if you didn't know this. But another album that keeps coming to mind, I forget what a... called but it was Solange's last album it was so okay Alex you would love her music yeah you've got to check her out and then obviously Junae Iko is my favorite artist so all of her albums I'll listen to pretty much start to finish I think who else yeah all the Arctic Monkeys albums just because I love every

song of theirs and is a great album great great great front to back Oh, yeah. What is? AM, the Arctic and Wiki's album. Yeah. Oh. I don't think I've heard that one. Here's somebody old like me, rumors, Fleetwood Mac, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Back, perfect. And I was saying I did enjoy the day last year, Las Willa's Dead album. I just thought the interludes became ridiculous at some point. I love Fleetwood Mac. I've recently become more, like, I would always. know like they're number one hits, but I didn't listen to the full albums. And now I have

been trying to listen to them. They're so good. Stevie Wonder is Stevie Wonder. Stevie Nick. Stevie Wonder was great in Fleetwood Mac, if you ask me. I don't know how he did it. Stevie Nix is an actual witch in the best way possible. She's unbelievable. I heard the coolest thing. There's a radio show in LA that does where somebody comes in and they separate the parts of a song. And I, God, I can't remember what Stevie Nicks song it was. But they broke up, they like take all the tracks and you can hear them singing. Song Exploder?

Is that the podcast? It might be. It might be. I don't know if, oh, it's a podcast. Is that something people listen to? And there's that they break down all the parts and they break down her voice and you can hear her singing and you can hear her tapping on a stool. And it was her, her, the cut of it was so good that they,

and everything layered, you couldn't hear it, that they're like, we can't take this out. But her voice is insane. And the song that was something that she asked Prince permission to make because she was inspired by one of his songs that I can't remember to make it. And she called him up and he said, sure, that's okay.

And he even came in and did a little guitar riff on it and did one take and left. I think the story goes, Google that one, chat room. I'm giving you some stuff to. play with the day. I don't want to say the damn chat talk, Steph, come on. I know. I know. You guys, send in your stream logs. There's a few things that we're talking about today because it's a crazy Wednesday, a random Wednesday with a random hodgepodge crew here and Kate and Mark will be joining us

soon. We are celebrating Women Crush Wednesday. So if you have a funny story to shout out your woman, send it in. If you just want to shout out a woman that's your woman crush, send that in too. We want to know. And also, if you want to send in your Facebook, favorite music, like any of your albums that you don't skip, start to finish. We want to know them. We want to hear them. Oh, and introducing the one and only, mom of the year, comedian of my dreams, Kate Mulligan. I realize as I'm seeing you, I owe you three texts.

My bad. My bad. I don't want to air out our dirty laundry, but I'm so sorry. Kate, like, three times to be a asking to hang out. be asking to go to six flags. Skidup. Bop, ba, da, do, the, deed, dee.

I, okay, for, oh, look at that. Look at, look at, my parents have vacated the premises. They've stripped the bed. I've got to wash, I've got to wash the sheets. But this is, this is like, my mother, listen, I don't want to get into airing out parent problems again. But my mother, in her very passive-aggressive way, was like, I'm going to, um, she's like, I'm sending something to your house.

And I was like, okay. And it was this egg crate. for the bed that they suddenly she wasn't happy you know what I mean I'm really I didn't get the the white tank top memo so let me yeah key and I well key and I have recently become best friends so we did that was the record is it recording can we go can we play it back stuff honestly I keep thinking about like stuff is like the stuff actually feel like it's so like does she actually want to go to Six Flags with me or like I'm like I didn't know if it was like you like I don't know like I'm also very curious what it's going to be like to go out in public with you because I feel like I'm going to have to like we're going to have to pretend to be lesbians to keep the gents away from you no I feel like we're not going to get to have a day you think that pretending to be lesbians away from Oh, Alex.

Oh, gosh. Do I need to? Yes. Bye, I'm ready. Okay, real quick, though. Yes. We've been really on track until you got here. So we've got to get back on track.

But Tiffany F is on fire today. Apparently, it was Stan Back was based on Little Red Corvette. So another thing that I kind of knew the story of. Go ahead, try to stay on track while I'm gone, because this show has not been off the rails from the get-go. Yeah. Yeah. We made a whopping $40.

So like just know that. What are we what are we aiming for today? So this is this is what I wanted to do because I knew you and Mark were going to be on the show and Brett, obviously three comedians. I have tapped into a sector of TikTok, which is so cringe and nauseating. I have curated a few of them that I want to play and we roast them at every hundred dollars. Oh my. And we'll have so much fun for this. Yes. I just want to hear you guys roast them. And then also it's Women Crush Wednesday. So anyone can send in their Women Crush Wednesdays or funny stories that they've had with their leading ladies. And then we've also, this is how random the show is. We're talking about our favorite music, our favorite album. So they can go in. I'm going to just, I'm going to jump right in. Yeah. Get in there.

I got to do. I, I, I, uh, I'm still financing since the beginning of the pandemic of Peloton. Okay. It's 0% APR. So, way I can do it. But that being said, I got to take a Lauren Hill ride yesterday. And let me tell you, this Tunday-Ohiano was saying she's like, this is a perfect album. And I was like, she's saying exactly what I've always felt about the miseducation. She's like, from start to fit, she's like, it is the most perfect. Oh, the way.

Brett. Brett. I'm not kidding. Should have shoulders. Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. I need you look at me in that. Somebody doesn't wear sunscreen to soccer game. Somebody doesn't remember.

Something. Look at me right in the eyeballs. I can't tell if you. Brett, things just got weird for you and I. It hadn't been here before, but things just got a little here. All of these white concerns,

you guys, we are serving looks today. We need to have support from you guys in the stream labs, but I agree. I can't believe I did. That's my favorite album of all time. The Miseducation of Warren Hill is the greatest album. It's,

it's, I, I was on, I was, I was getting chills. I'm sweating my balls and I'm getting chills listening to buy on. It's just,

it's like, oh, yeah, if you were a mom, yeah, I, that makes sense. I touched my belly overwhelmed by what I had been

chosen to perform. Look at your career, they say. Oh, my God. Listen, for $100, I will sing all. Just kidding, guys. I can't sing. Yeah, we can do a Lauren Hill duet at the end once we break 500.

Now the joy of my world. Oh, it's just, it's a perfect album. Such a good tease you just gave us. Yeah. Brett, I know that a lot of people will be traveling now that we're getting vaccinated and healthier as a country. What's an easier way to travel? Well, yeah, and we're all itching to get back to what we love.

And I can't wait to take my trip this Thursday. James Lovario donated $50. Full albums that are great start to finish. Pink Floyd's dark side of the moon wish you were here, animals and the wall. Metallic is master of puppets and injustice for all. The ocean's Precambrian and Palaugiole. Nine-inch nails the downwards spiral.

Truth, truth, truth. Yep, facts. Thanks for sending that in. Thank you, James. James, are you itching to get back to what you love? Well, me too. I can't wait to take my trip Thursday, but I want to make my travel easy

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I actually was thinking like should I text him to tell him to come on with a white tank but like there's a 95% chance he comes on with a white tank anyway that's so true that is so true um Alex could you do me a hot favor I'm sorry stuff I know this is your show I'm so sorry I just interrupted it's absolutely not one thing's been made clear this is the white tea gang

like everything else could you put that picture of you as a baby with a dog up behind you it's the cute cute have you did you see this stuff it's the cute baby on the planet I'll stick them right inside my mouth and chew

him and I mean isn't it funny that like kids and dogs make us like I just want to fucking eat you yeah so I don't know it's they're they're actually, God, there's a, there's a thing about this, why women, like, want to, like, whenever I see, like, a fat baby, I'm always like, hur. Like, I just, hey, I will chew the fat off of you. I don't, but there's a reason.

There's, like, an evolutionary reason for it. I forget what it is. And there's a reason why they can't understand it when they're that age, because if they heard that constantly, oh, brother. Oh, brother. I'm going to hate your pig! There'd be a lot more. more like army hammers running around. Oh, cannibalism.

Let's fucking do this. Malcolm, did we turn the Schmobot back on and where are we? Oh, he's on. We're shittin' pro. Or shit. Are we at 90s? That's what my calculations are. Yes.

Your calculations are correct. You guys, can I tell you nothing would be hotter than Steph's abroad? like an accountant's advisor like doing some like one-handed like roll of tape coming out of like a calculator oh shift the down i don't even care about that fucking dog Alex just get you in the picture look at you wearing a saboo shirt you're wearing a saboo shirt i don't even know what that means what's saboo zibu's an island in the philippines i believe it's his mom speaks subuano or is it your dad yeah my mom's okay We're $9 away from our first TikTok.

Oh, come on. Just a reminder, you can send in Streamlapse, questions, comments, concerns, jokes, talking shit about whatever you want into the streamlapse.com slash the Schmowdown. We need to break 500 today. We're at 90 and I really want to roast these TikToks because I swear to God, you guys. I don't want to be honest. Alex's background donated $20. Loving the Freddie Mercury vibes. While we're on the topic of music, what's the song that you believe?

should be taught in schools. And Brett, how close are you to buying tickets to that run the jewels and rage against the machine tour? Love y'all. Oh. I didn't know about it, and now I'm Googling it. Googly it. Rage was supposed to go on right before the pandemic.

It was like a limited tour, and they were going to, my friend had tickets in Arizona, but that got, you know, let's Google it. Google it. Okay, Malcolm, we've reached our first TikTok. I'm so fucking excited for this. Please play that first one that I sent you. Will you be able to see it too? Or do we have to go on to the chat?

Okay. Okay. By the way, hold on. I got it. I wrote Neil, I hid their snack for when he was done with school today. And so I think he found it. Did he find it?

You guys, I hid it in the toaster. That could have gone seven ways. Oh, that's, yeah. Did he? I don't know. I see a mark out. Oh, no, no, that's just a teaser for the audience for when he does come. Okay, here it comes, everybody. Get prepared. Here it comes. Get ready.

Bro, hot girl someone does not exist. If you're a ho, just say that. No shame in it for real. Like, nobody gives a fuck. Like, 99% of guys are hoes anyways, so they definitely can't judge you. Just don't let them ruin your vibe. Oh. Okay. Where do we start? I don't actually, the jump off on this is, okay, Brett, you start.

Go ahead. Looks like Brett's going in. I just saying, uh, yeah, if you're ho, just be a fucking ho. I'm a ho. Oh, my God. I just woke up like this. You can't tell I have a filter on, right? I don't have the fucking

Lilian Gish filter on right now that's a little bit of an old reference A little bit of a You guys know the Lilian Gish Okay here we go Here we go Go ahead

I just woke up like this First of all I'm also speaking of being a ho Also did you know men can wear lippy sticky too Because I definitely am in this video Yeah First of all like

I just want to say like I'm so pro-women because I'm calling them hos. I'm saying, you do you. I'm so pro-women. Also, did you notice my jawline? Ah, yeah, g-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-a-n-ddd. Oh, dudes, just want to say, again, pro-wims, pro-hose. Okay, hashtag pro-hose. I love whims.

I love whims. Wimms. I mean, this man on this profile, has every single video at that exact jawline angle. I believe you fucking not with the same filter. How do you, how did you, I guess I just still don't understand. I have a TikTok and I just, I just don't even, I mean, I don't, I don't know how to navigate it. Every once in a while, somebody will be like, hey, because you like that video of a monkey and they'll send me like people with pets or like tortoise stuff.

But like, I don't, like, how did this guy get suggested to you? How did you find this? I have no idea. I was scrolling on, like the reason I thought of this was because sometimes, every now and then I'll be scrolling in a monster like this pops up on my feed. I'm barely on TikTok, but like I was last night. And so Alex was texting me about an idea of what we should do for the show. And I'm like, honestly, I've just entered a cringe realm of TikTok and I think we should

just roast them because this is the only way I can cope with this. That's. I actually am like I feel like That was your son Kate What are you doing? Oh that's called That's called

A homicide Is what that's called I'll murder I'll murder Okay I'm not gonna play that game Uh uh huh Oh

There is Alex It's Alex It's me Oh Kate's back in the matrix Stargoms Ali's donated $20 Here's for you, Steph.

Also, I can listen to any album by Lights without skipping. Ooh. Hey, thanks, Starr. Shout out to you. Thanks for being here. Lights without skipping. Is that what she said? Lights.

Lights. I don't know lights. Should I know who that is? Who's the artist? Lights, I think. Is Lights the artist? I believe so. Welcome, Steph.

Welcome. This is what it feels like to be. old. Yeah. Whose light? It's the band? Is that the album? Like electricity?

Yeah. Lights the musician. Somebody named their, name themselves lights? Oh my God. We are someone named themselves send in $60 because we are $60 away from the next TikTok. And I'm telling you, I have heat lined up for the, for you all. And I want to get through all of them. So keep sending them in.

We're $60 away. from our next TikTok roast. And as always, you can send in stream labs for questions, comments, concerns, anything that we're talking about, throw in your opinion. But today we're talking about favorite music albums that you just can't skip. And also Women Crush Wednesday, if you have any

women in your life, you want to shout out. Kate, you have a discerned face. Is everything okay? I can't, am I still in the Skype call? Yes. You're absolutely here in a lot of time. I no longer can see it. Oh.

Oh, that's cool. You're in the chat? I don't know what he has lights the album or the band. Yeah, there's content view and then there's Grid View. Okay, content view. Okay, so I want Grid View. Well, that was where we could see all of us. Oh, Star said her name is Lights with the full emotive.

Star, thank you for your patience with us. We're all learning today. We are the White Tea Gang, and thank you for joining us today on this Wednesday, I'm sorry. I also, Steph really really sorry that I couldn't I couldn't hide this face. Yeah, it's just that I believe. I was really concerned for a second. I appreciate you. Can you make that face again so I can get another scream grab? Another Kate's not here screen. You don't even have to work that hard to make my face. look insane. You know what I mean? Like you could just at any point in time take a screenshot and I will be

making an ugly face. Mark Ellis, I actually, Malcolm, I don't know how to do this. Mark Ellis took a picture of me two weekends ago. I'm going to see if I can pull it up. Actually, you know what? At the next, at the next, I will pull up the picture that Mark Ellis took of me. And you tell me if you think this is a man that has any love in his heart for me. I'm going to show you the picture he took of me and then decided to send. Oh. In fairness, it was of my whole family, but it's truly one of the worst pictures of me that's ever existed, and he didn't stop himself from sending it.

And how much are you good, will you, do you need to release the footage? That's, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll tell you what, that's gonna be at 500. I know we have a TikTok or to roast at 500, but at 500, I will know, that's okay. I will also, at 500, I will also show the picture that Mark Ellis took of me. And hopefully he'll be here by then so that we can go again, why he's, why he's, wants me to know how chubby I've gotten. You know what I mean? Why? It was a bully. It's a bully. It's a picture he's a bully. It's a picture where it's like the angle that you could see the most part like where you could see like where you could get the widest possible. It's like he could

see like this side of my ear to this side of my. I mean it's like just it's like a Picasso. It's like you see the front and side of my face. Wow. I really can't wait to see it. And that could possibly be the new icon photo that we use for you when you're not here. My God, I would, I'll tell you what, all right, I'm going up. At 600, if we get to 600, I will show you the picture at 5. But at 600, I'll send it to Malcolm so you can use it as me. Oh, my God. Yes.

Come on, everybody, please. It's a proper nightmare. If we get five more bucks, I'll let some fans send me and Uncle Brent tickets to the Oakland rage and run the Jules concert. There's two dates available. Still plenty of tickets, folks. I'll let you do that if we

don't earn any more money. Just send them my way. Yeah, thanks for making that yourself available. Yeah, I'm available to go to that if someone pays for it. Yeah, it's super kind to be. Oh, God. I want to see another TikTok. You guys,

we got to see another thing. into a housewife. You can turn a hoe into a housewife. Yeah. In 60 more dollars, we will get another TikTok. They range from, they're completely different, but all of the same at the same time. And I just want you to know that it will make you laugh.

And all that matters in these dark times is laughter. And this is why I've curated the duchiest people on earth for you, because I love you and I care about you. You're a real one. You are a real one. Yeah. By the way, Alex, did that little baby boy behind you, did he, I like picture him singing like, silent night. Like did that little baby sing? Of course, of course. Look, no, I'm petting myself.

Oh, my God. But yeah, probably. There's definitely some video of that I'll try to find. There's definitely videos of little Alex dancing to Michael Jackson. Oh. I just see that baby. I'm trying to figure out how to change my kids to Filipino babies. Is that a thing I can do?

No to the Philippines. You have to have another baby. Well, nope, never mind. Not an option. Not an option. Well, I mean, it's an option, but it's not one I'm considering. I mean, they do get easier the more you have. Like, it's just easier that way.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I heard. I want to hear more pro whims. Pro whims. I'm so pro whims. Just be a ho. It's not a big deal. Do you, girls?

Hot girl summer. Hot girl summer. Guys, this sucks. Why are you attacking Hot Girl Summer though? The whole thing is anti-woman to me. I care about hot girl summer. Why the fuck would you ever want to take that away from me? I've been waiting all fall, winter, spring for,

hot girl summer and now this douche is can tell me that doesn't exist. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you saying that you've been holding back looks at the falls? Because if there's any more of you that's getting unleashed in the summer, I'm going to be a skeleton emoji. That's the kid. Kate, here's the thing. I told you, I told, I warned Twitter I was going to release the legs this year. I haven't shown enough leg in my life. And this summer, I've ordered some dresses. I've ordered two skirts. We're showing leg. Okay, so showing leg. That's fine. I can show leg

as long as people don't mind. If people, listen, if you're into the knee cells, knee cellulite, the knee cell cells, then you need, then you're going to want to get in on these tree trunks of mine. But also, could you promise us that when you post your legs, you

also get a little bit of that acid for us? Just like a little pot of cheek. I've never gone into the bottom cheek shorts, like the one, yes, but that look, yes. You know the ones, the shorts that like purposely show parts of the butt? I think I've seen those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On Instagram or anything. Yeah, yeah, it's just like that. Yeah, yeah. I'm not into those because I actually can't wear shorts in general, but those I could never wear because that would just be so entirely uncomfort. Oh, my God. I feel like, though, there's... You should do it as like a goof. Just as a goof.

Yeah, it's like, give it a whirl. Yeah. Oh, God. Wouldn't that be funny? Oh, my God. I actually, it's funny. I think I've told this before. I make those kind of shorts for my wife's friends, because I make the best cutoffs that I know

But Lonnie has an area where she doesn't mind, you know, wearing them shortish. But if they go too short, they go to her friends who don't mind showing a little butt crack or whatever, the crease, the crease or whatever. But yeah, it's a fun little hobby I have, making booty shorts. Wait, you should. That is my favorite little antidote about you have ever found out. Like, I think you need to make a business card of you in the white tea. Oh my God What's the dollar amount you're going to put up?

I hate to do this to you But like add a certain amount Can you put on the shorts and full outfit? I don't know if I could fit in my wife I mean she's got a nice booty I'm looking right now She's a side There's a two on the front of her size

Yeah Oh wow She's like a 20 No no I'm looking at how tiny those are And I was like Oh those would fit like a teddy bear my kids have. Like this is not a, this is not, I've not seen shorts like that in my house. She did not appreciate me buying these for her. I don't know if you can see these in the.

I mean also those could, yeah. Oh my. I go, I got you some fitness shorts. She's like, fuck you. Yeah. It's it's it's, I mean, if you ever want to work out around the house, you know, if it's hot. If you ever want to, if you ever want to jump on the daddy trampoline. Hey, babe, I noticed that you were out of workout clothes, so I went to the store and got you these. They honestly did look that small. I did get these, you know, I thought they would, they were a lot smaller than I had pissed.

I don't want to sound like I'm a complete creep, but I do find my wife quite sexy, and I would like to see her in love. That's not a creep at all. It's the kind of hubby material we're talking about. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about shoulder sharing. Whims.

Oh, sorry. Webs. You love the whims. I love. Sorry, can you poke out your jaw line a little bit more when they're talking to me? For 600 bucks, I'll show you the mess that's from here down. Your shoulders are really delivering for me today. I love them always worried what your mom's going to think about the show,

but you very openly harass Steph on a daily. And I'm very openly harassing you right now. Yeah, it's all in the family. You get to see your mom in the White. Yes, no, she's, I do see her, I see her Friday. And then, yeah, we'll have the, I'll see my, my mom, dad, and my brother and my sister, and my little baby niece and my other baby niece that's. Are you going to cry when you see them, you think?

Probably. I think so. I think there'll be some tears. Yeah. How long has it been? it's been since oh geez well I saw my brother

Marty Grau Super Spreader 2020 or yeah that was the official name yeah I think that it was that was the last one and my mom boy it's been over a year and a half I think she usually comes out for my kids birthdays

guy I mean I don't even know what I feel like she was out in November 2019 is that insane I think I think so or like around that She could tell. She can, she's in, she'll remember. But it was, yeah, it was, it was, yeah, it's been a long time. And everybody's vexed up. Waxed and backs.

We're waxed and backs and stacked. Waxed and backs, baby. We got skin grafts. I think we have a, wait, what are you to say? We have skin grafts for where are we? Tanned too much. I think Mark Ellis is joining. Mark, if you hear us, please get the memo.

This is a white t-shirt gang today. So if you have a white t-shirt or tank top, please join the party. Yes. You should be here soon. Oh, there he is. Oh. Is he in a white t-shirt or is he lame? Could you...

First of all, his hair looks coyote. Wait, I don't see him. Oh, I see him. Oh. I see him. It's a tank on. Mark, any chance of him? we could get you to put a white tank on.

Oh, no. I don't see him at all. Oh, there he is. So let me get this straight. I'm the only person on today's show that does not have a, this was not in the pre-show email. It wasn't. It wasn't.

This all just happened out of destiny. Destiny and then the boys joined the girls, basically. Yeah. That was my next question is, did Brett and Alex show up looking like that? No. Never. But I'll tell you what, it turns out I wish they both had. I wish they both had it.

Oh. Yeah. Turned out it's a nice look for men. We didn't know. Also, Mark, I really had hot money on. I figured you would just be wearing one anyway. Well, I mean, sleeveless, yes. I'm going to disappoint a lot of our viewers right now, who I love.

Hi, everyone. I love Corz Light and I love Leonard Skinner. I do not currently own a white feeder. I don't own a. sleeveless white tank top that's not in my collection and I feel like I'm letting the entire world down. I do have as we know, I have a ton of I have more sleeveless shirts than I do shirts with sleeves, but none of them are just like the white tank top. So I'll see everyone next week. I'll try better. I'm sorry. Okay. So let's see if we can get, let's see if we can get Jamie Kaler

today. He's, he's a headlining. I'll see if I can get him. Jamie Kaler will come to play ball. You know what I'm saying? We've got nothing to do until Friday. I know that for a fact. Well, Mark, you've joined a really organized show. We've made a whopping $148. We've stayed right on track of every single topic. We've gone, oh, you actually can, you would like this first conversation.

Favorite albums, no skip albums. What are they? Like every band Halen. Ooh. Ah, yeah. Okay, wait. I think I have a way to make everybody happy here. Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.

How much money have we made so far? $148,000. Less than what's in your pockets right now, Marky. That is fairly true, only because I'm coming back from a lucrative weekend in San Diego. What we can do is let's do a tier where if we get to a certain amount of money, I'll go throw on a tank top just to make the picture look good. It's not going to be a white one, but just to make the picture look good. I'll toss on a tank top at, let's say, let's say $300. Oh, easy.

Mark, do you want to know what the one of the goals is at, well, so for the record, Steph actually did planning for the show. Shadow Dragon Productions donated $20. Mark is here. There is. Now the party can start. Come on in. What are you saying?

I mean, so Steph, so Steph has curated TikToks for us to roast at, every $100 mark. Okay. Okay. And then at $500, I said I would reveal the photo that you took of me two weekends ago, the family photo, but you thought was appropriate to send to me the worst picture. I hope, I honestly, I'd hope it's the worst picture that's ever been taken to me, because if I look worse than this anywhere off, and I'm going to reveal it.

I'm going to show what it is. And then at the $600 mark, I'll let them use it as my thumbnail when I'm not here. Yeah. Okay. Okay. In my defense, I didn't realize you were in the picture and I was taking it. to a beautiful family. I sent it to the matriarch, the responsible one of the beautiful family. I'm not going to send it to Dickie.

He's busy playing video games all night. So I sent it to you so you could immortalize this great moment of you spending time with the kids, with the family, in the backyard. And Kate immediately was more. And now I looked at the picture again. And I was like, oh, okay, that is my friend Kate. And then I'm like, and she looks great. And she looks fantastic.

This is the moment. Wait, Mark, are you actually just lying right now? Yeah. Because Kate wouldn't come on here and say this is the worst picture that she's ever taken. She said it's the worst angles ever. It heads all of her side works. There's pictures of humans emerging from my body that are better. I'm sorry.

Look, I have to put it to the court of public opinion here because who are you going to trust? Now, this is the Schmodeon Entertainment Network. So who do you trust more? The guy that makes all the rulings on all those tough challenges, or the woman who can't even keep an accent from one season to the next. Wow. Kate, you have the opportunity to depend yourself. I'll tell this guy something right now.

The accent never left. Okay? This guy, Mr. Tough Corps is late. Why don't you go back to Golden Colorado and fall off a mountain, this guy? Okay, we're 32, I believe my calculations are correct, away from roasting another TikTok. I would like to see marks. opinion on these TikToks because, Margar, you on TikTok? I am not on the TikTok, though. I know the Shmodown is. I have some friends that are on it.

Here's my thing about TikTok. It's like it's a fine app. I have nothing against it. But I feel like I get to see all the really good ones because TikTok is basically the minor leagues of Twitter and Instagram. So anything that's really good on TikTok is eventually going to make it onto Twitter or Instagram. Am I wrong? You're not wrong. No, you're not wrong. Actually, facts have been made by of Mark Ellis today. However, you have not seen these. And I'm going to change your world because this is a new sector of, I guess, men in this era that you don't know about. I don't think. I am so excited to see if it's anyone I know. I know some people at the gym that I frequent are on TikTok and are big on TikTok and they always want to show me their TikToks. Like,

I'm going to care about it. So you guys, Mark goes to a gym. But you don't get to prove that. You don't get to prove that until the three, $100 mark. So that's what we're working with. As far as favorite album of all time goes, I'm going to pick a non-van Halen album. For my favorite album of all time, I am going to say,

we already said it. Led Zeppelin 4 and Boston's debut album simply titled Boston, because it is perfect start to finish. Okay. Boston is a band with an album named Boston. Boston is a band with an album named Boston, and I would tell you to text our dear friend Roxy Stryor to confirm it.

But as Steph knows from first-hand experience, Roxy gets very unnerved when I ask her music trivia about her home state and her home city. So we won't. The way I guess, Steph, every once in a while, I feel like you and I are equals. and then I realize you are a queen in her 20s and I am just bowing at your altar. So Boston's a band and they call them.

So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. It's also a city. No way. In Massachusetts, the same one. It's also a city, yes. I'm actually looking up what's,

oh, more than a feeling is on that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that's a perfect album. And Led Zeppelin for, here's, I want to bring up another fun fact. There's a lot of things wrong with Fast Times at Ridgemite High. I'm aware of this. But I did watch that movie. And in the film, the creepy guy says that on Led Zeppelin, and I think he says Kashmir, and he says it's on the wrong album. I love the song, Kashmir, and he says it's on Led Zeppelin 4, which I don't believe it's on, or he says a different one. But that, I'm still mad at him to this day, that actor that was reading a line that was given to it. and also he was very creepy and did some creepy stuff. I think he says it's off of Led Zeppelin 4.

It's actually on physical graffiti, which is not my favorite Led Zeppelin album. And Fast Times is perfect for three reasons. One, the flaw that you mentioned, Brett. There's a pool scene of some note that I've heard. And then there's also not one, but there's two Van Halen references in it. I think he has second row tickets to go see Van Halen. And at the end, Sean Penn, Spicoli wins the lottery.

or he saves Brooke Shields and he gets paid a bunch of money and he uses the money to hire Van Halen to play his birthday party. Oh. I have no idea what's happening. There's like a different language was spoken for the past five minutes. I got this guys. I got this. I can translate.

Okay. So like you know like Sean Penn. You know I'm like, you know he's like humanitarian. Okay. He like his like one of his earliest role. he was like a this dude was like a movie called fast times at richmont high like think about like like think about it like like like a clueless type movie you know what i mean you with me staff like you you vibing off this we vibe in as if yeah okay as if okay jonathan donated fifty dollars

hey mark just wonder is step's sister just as hot as she is i gotta tell you i have gone I scrolled Steph. Mark and Steph, may I reveal what I received from you guys at 148 or no? Yeah, we were, yes. Sure. I don't remember exactly what I was, but they FaceTime me at 148 a. You said that we said our nude at 148. That's what it was.

You said it at 148, no. And then I just went down a rabbit hole the next day of looking up. Like, I was just like, oh, God, how have I never, like, followed stuff? Steph, your ass is a national president. And I know you say your twins prettier than you. I will tell you this. I'm very proud of her for becoming a doctor. That's a lawyer, a doctor of lawyering.

Same thing. That's, she's, there's, wow, there's no, I mean, she's, she's a, she's a beauty. And like, I cannot wait to go to court with her. but yo you're you're unmatched hey no this is an unfair advantage because you've had we've gotten to get to know each other you know you i think you have like a soft spot in your heart for me maybe you like my personality a little bit i sure do i sure sure you i think you're a perfect woman and all i want is for you and mark gallist to just date already and you tease me you FaceTime me you tell me to a I'll officiate the wedding.

Yeah. And then I have to look at all these pictures of you. Okay, wait. I might have a deep dive. I might have to cry foul on that because I think we probably, since Ken was there, I don't know why we would have asked you to officiate the wedding. Now, he wouldn't be great at it, but Ken's right there. That's true.

We weren't, yeah. He's in the next room. And to answer the very generous donation that came in, I will say that both Steph and her sister were delightful, and we all got to hang out. out after the shows. And first of all, it's nice of them to humor us and go to the show. And then afterwards, it's really fun to watch them play off each other.

And I will say this. I learned something new about Steph this weekend, 11 minutes older and wiser than her younger sister. Wow. She'll tell you that every damn day of the year. Absolutely. It is an important 11 minutes of my life. Also, you and Ken sets were so good.

Are you going to be in L.A. this weekend? I am going to be in L.A. telling some jokes this weekend. And it's going to be fun to get back up to the store. And it was just, it was so effing awesome to be down in the side of comedy club, working there the whole weekend, five shows, they were all sold out. The fact that socially distance doesn't matter, I still get a sold out weekend on my resume. And the crowds were great.

They were really, really cool. And the fact that we just by happenstance, which is a word I never used, got to pair the Sabra twins with Kevin Smet and his buddy in the front row at the center table. The question is, because Kate and Brett, I had made some gestures towards if they wanted to pop into a special. I knew this is going to happen. Here's the question. Kate and Brett, you know Steph, you know of Steph's sister, you know Kevin Smets. They're sitting in the front row of the comedy show when you get on stage.

Does that make you alter your set? 1,000 percent. I only talk to Steph Sabra. I would be the best. best. I just, we both are really loud laughers, Kate. We would have made you so comfortable. You know, like, honestly, I feel like that I actually want to know if when I do get, do get back on the stage with Mark Ellis, if we can ensure stuff will be in the audience. 100%. It would be my absolute honor. My, my question of Mark that weekend, too, was, was the San Diego

district attorney and was the judge there? He said it was just the twins. No. So I was disappointed. Not that it wasn't great to see the Sabraas sisters, but I was disappointed to get on stage and look in the front row and not see a beautiful shimmering gray head of hair like what we had host SCN last week. And so that was kind of a bummer for me that I didn't get to see the judge in person. Yeah, that's totally my bad.

Or the imposter. And in my defense, Mark, I had a legitimate excuse. I was too scared to do a same. It's, Steph, will you tell them how easy it? You've been close enough to the stage. You saw us get through it. Tell Brett and Kate how easy it would have been.

I wanted to do it. I just am not fully vaccinated yet. I think people are so desperate to laugh and have fun. It was actually funny. Thank you, Steph. Thank you for coast-fining. I don't even, I didn't hear a word. People will laugh at anything these days.

I tell you that much. She's taking nothing on stage. No, no, your sets were so good. But I do think that people were just excited to be there. So it would have been, everyone would have loved y'all. He was talking about Wake Forest. I didn't know what it was, but I just laughed at the joke anyway. Yeah.

And it was also fun going out after the shows because, like, we'd stay up late. We had more than a few beers. We went out to a bar, like kind of a dive-eat. sort of Hawaiian bar after the show's on Saturday with everybody. It was just like, it was just a fun, good old time again. Hey, Mark, what's the dollar amount for you to sit with posture that makes you seem like you want to be here? Let's get the tank top on and then we'll go from there. What's a program Mark can be using to help his attitude and his present here?

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Go get some help, people. Thanks, Brett. Thanks, Brett. Happens sometimes. You're halfway through an ad dream, you're going, this is going really well. And then you say something like casual or something like that. And then you just check out.

No. Can you all hear me okay? I had to switch headphones. It's a little robot. We'll turn them off. Yeah, it changed your mic over. Hey, what about this? shitty

that's better good enough while my air good enough for you is good enough for you is good enough name that movie stuff my princess bride

my princess brice that classic my princess bride I don't know what we look from Junies every every movie Mark you should just know any movie that I'm referencing is obviously Goonies. I've never a big Goonies guy.

Okay. Well, things aren't working out with me and Mark today, guys. After break time. Speaking of Goonies, we got Star Wars match today. Oh, and getting a little bit of echo there, but that's fine,

because we got Thomas Harper versus Eric Whiteley in a Star Wars match today and tomorrow, our team's tournament is continuing on with Lightning Time versus Rushmore, in the teams tournament semi-final. And on Friday, we're getting another team's tournament semifinal

with Deception versus Danger Zone. So check those matches out. They will be dropping at 2 p.m. today, tomorrow, and Friday. And you know what? You know what else is happening on Friday? We're going to be ending SCN live a little bit early because on May 14th, this Friday at 10 AMPT, Skybounds latest Expo event,

The Walking Dead Survivors Presents Expo 64 will be happening. and you can tune into a full day of panels, live streams on all things, video games and horror, including a brand new horror exhibition match featuring video Drew, William Bibiani, and Adam Collins, plus special guest on the desk as our very good friend Mark Ellis is joined by none other than Walking Dead creator himself, Robert Kirkman.

So make sure you check out that exhibition match, which will air on the Skybound YouTube channel live at 1135 AMPT on Friday. So get more information at skybound expo.com and you can RSVP and the and the links are in the description below. How you do it, Alex. That's how you do it. I am very excited to call a match with Mr. Robert Kirkman. He has not showed up to any of the in the park training sessions that I have requested yet. He's not done one wind sprint.

He hasn't done any of the park pushups I asked. So I try to push Andrew guy pretty tough and I think it did a pretty good job to getting him into shape. Kirkman has not responded to my emails, text, phone calls, or request to go work out of the park at 6 a.m. So I'll keep y'all posted on that, but hopefully he still shows up Friday. Yeah. I got to tell you, I love that Andrew guy on the desk. Do you? Yeah.

I do. I think he's great. Well, why don't you marry him, Kate? You know what, Mark? You know what, Mark? Maybe he'd let me officiate it instead of Ken. Um, Malcolm, can we pull up our next TikTok because, uh, I think we broke this. Right?

Yes, we did. Okay. I'm, it might be a little janky, everybody, because I'm doing it live. So get a long side. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to say. I'm really hoping.

You'll try. I'm just filtered. I'm really hoping one of them falls. I'm sorry. Is that bad? I really hope there's a banana peel situation somewhere in here. Not bad, Mark, because they deserve it. Okay. I hope one accidentally hits the other one in the clavicle. You're not my clavicle, bro! Exactly.

I could go for a good... I could go for a good nut punch with these three, too. I hate this one. No. No. No. No. No.

I hate these videos. I hate this so much. Pink short guy just gave up halfway through. Do your part. Okay. Who wants to start? Okay. I love a good dancing TikTok.

But you got to put some effort into it. You know, what is this? All right. I think I'm going to. Rough. Okay, let's see what I can do here. Do we want to watch it again? I would, well, there you go, Kate.

All right, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. We're getting into the, oh, the shirt is off, ladies and gentlemen. I do that little, like, nose hit. Yeah. I think we have a new screen grab for when Kate's not here. Yes. This is exactly what people came down.

Kate just broke the entire show. We know how that went, but I'm pretty sure it was awesome. Did you guys like my abs? Did my abs really pop? As far as we got to see the bulk of Kate's dance, then I don't think we had any issue with it. I personally don't need to witness the TikTok again, simply because I was so rooting for them to fall.

So if you want me to roast it, I will simply say that it's great to see 98 degrees back together again. Hey, get a gym membership losers. But in all honesty, I think it's very sad and disturbing that the same three bros that beat up the Joker on the subway are now dancing on TikTok. And that's why you're professional folks. There it is.

Who wants to follow Mark Ellis in roasting these guys? Go get him. Go get him, Sheridan. These guys suck. Roasted. Yeah. Yeah. Like, get him.

No, but the problem is, is this, they are all straight men, and this is what straight women have. And that's not fair. That's what's not fair about this. Like, that is what we get to look at every day. I don't understand it. There's more that are similar but different that I can't wait for you guys to see every time we hit the next hundred. So I think we're at where are we two 23?

We're making loads of money today. That's for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Stuff, that you run into is that that's what that's what straight women have to deal with is that kind of guy. And the good ones out there,

Brett and myself and Alex one day is we don't really make the commitment to look like those guys because we're busy, you know, acquiring personality and life skills. And so by the time we get to wanting to look like those guys, we're all ready in what am I, I'm in my, what, early 50s now, I think. And so I like, yeah, I joined a gym, but like no amount of going to the gym is going to offset the amount of Corr's Light and honeycomb that I like eating on the weekends. And so you really, it's a bad choice. It's not a good one for a single lady. Like anybody out there who prefers men to be in bed with and to tolerate during the day, really Brett, Alex and I were as good as it's going to get is the point. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I back that up one billion percent. There's no question.

I would probably get worn out going through the process of joining a him. I would break into a sweat probably just from that. Yeah, yeah. I hurt myself. I was at, went to my friends, he's got an axe throwing thing, which some exciting things

in the future might be starting an axe throwing group. Mark, if you're available. It's a real thing. It's called the World Axe. W-A-H-L. And I'm pretty a bit of it. Yeah, I throw axe. Oh, God.

That's our name. Throw an axe. Throw an axe. Okay. I don't hate that at all. I'm sore from this. Alex's, I'm sore. Alex is the best of Breton Mark.

The best of Breton Mark equals Marzonia. But the question is this for you, Alex, because I know you take yourself seriously. It's a singer-songwriter, a lot like Lady Gaga's character in whatever, a star is born. But in a star is born, the corporate machine, the industry in Los Angeles tries to make her like a cool singing, dancing, teeny bob kind of thing. Could you pull off the dance moves that those bros just showed us with your delightful song voice and your original music? Don't test me, Mark.

Of course I can't. Let's go. Let's go. Wait, you look, I love to talk dance. Huh? Will you give us a TikTok singing dance today? Uh, got it. At $1,000.

Yeah. But, you heard it here. super need to get to that goal, especially because it's 1130 and we're at 223. So we're just near 1,000. We're going to get Alex singing, TikTok, it's going to be epic. Should get into some dream lab at us? Yeah, yeah, but Steph, do you find that, like, that massive body attractive? No.

No? I would never fuck any of those guys. I think they're just shown not my dice. I was going to say. I look exactly like those, dude. That's why I can't show myself. I'm busting out of my white tank top right now. Oh, Mel, we didn't check in with you.

Scouts honor. Are you wearing a white tank top? Oh, yeah. Much background donated $20. Damn Alex must have that good stuff. Embaked like a mofo. If you're on TikTok, go on food TikTok. Never fails to satisfy. also which would you choose knowing the answer to all of life's mysteries or the ability to travel through space without dying?

Ooh. Okay. Okay. Ooh. What was the first? Knowing the answer to all of life's mysteries or the ability to travel through space without dying. I'm going with... Be for me. I'm going with knowing all of life's mysteries because I like to know as much as possible going in any given situation.

And I feel like if you know all of life's mysteries, one of them would be like, hey, what's the rest of space look like? So it just is the kind of traveler that I am. I go to places where I'm working and I get excited to. But there's also places where I'm like, I don't need to go there because I googled it. So now I know what it looks like. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

How fast can you travel through space without time? Okay. Malcolm's asking. That's what I was important. Yeah. I think you have to wear a suit. I imagine it's like when you, when you like, like sort of glide in a pool.

I imagine like that's what you get to do in space. That's like just like I just get to glide around space. Like Princess Leia coming back into the spaceship in Last Jedi? Exactly. I feel like like Punjab throwing about. You're saying? The older I get, the more I am discovering a lot of life's mysteries and the more miserable it makes me. So I think I would like to travel back to when I had what they call Joel.

and wonderment and, you know, blind face, stuff like that. Yeah, I want to be a baby. Yeah, I want to be a baby again, but I want to be cognizant of it. Because like I, every time I've pushed my kids in a stroller, I'm like, really wish I remember this, because I bet it feels fun. Wait, why do you want to be a baby again? Just to, like, get, like, mandated naps. Just to shit in a dog.

I would deal with the treachery of teen years just to get mandated an app spot. No, what I'm saying is if I could just go back to a baby for like a week and then like get pushed around and like get fed. Okay. You're kind of describing what happens when you and I do go on the road together anyway. So you did you did a great show in New York. We went back to the hotel. I tucked you in to your bed literally. No, you kicked me out of yours.

That's a difference. I mean, same. Six of one, half dozen of the other. He was like, at some point he was like, so you leaving? I had to work the next day. I got to go to work. I did too. I had to call the Shmodown show the next, or I had to do the post interviews that day, Mark.

It's not like I was just dragging dead way around. I had to make a parallel between Dan Merle, Jesus and Michael Jordan the next day. Oh, that was a good one. I remember that. I did enjoy that. Step, what's your answer to the question? Are you going with all of life's mysteries or traveling through space? Traveling through space. Because I just, I feel like that just would be more, I would accomplish more. And people would remember me more. I would be the girl who traveled through space, not the girl who's the know-it-all. I think men can pull off being know-it-all better than we can. Yeah.

To be the great explorers. Yes. Yeah, okay. You and Kate, you know, you know. the hell off this rock. Meanwhile, Brett and Alex and are going to well actually everybody that we meet. You didn't know that? That will be your like tagline. Actually, Kate, if you were a prominent businessman, you could pay to be a baby for a day. I was going to say there is that that kink. Yeah. I'm not changing anybody. Get your diaper changed. No, get your diaper changed. Get your diaper changed. Make sure you all get vaccinated and get your diapers changed. Yeah. You got the money.

You know what I'm not yucking your yum, but I just want to out. Get back, skin graft. Okay, for $5.4. I'll try to do a dumbbell curl, 50 pound dumbbell girl. Yeah, that's what everyone wants, Brett. Carle donated $20. Hello, all. Kate, you are my lady crush.

No offense to Steph. Brett, since you like hard rock, I'd like to recommend Seven Dust's animosity album. Not one song to skip over. Also would like to add this Scottish band called Texas and their album, Rick's Road. Ray Schumacher 190 donated $20. Love the show. Have any of you heard of the speech jammer? It plays back what you say into your headphones on a delay which makes it really hard to speak.

It could be great to hear an ad read like that. Best album. Zeppelin 2. Keep on keeping on. All right. Pretty great album there. We're pretty close to tank top time. Yeah.

We need 17 bucks. 17 bucks for tank top time. Mark joined my digital tank. We're right there. We're right there. And to another TikTok. We're very, very close, y'all. So it keeps on a team.

And don't forget it, $500. I show you that Mark Ellis has no loving his heart for me. And at $600, I let that be my thumbnail for the rest of my 10 year on S-E-N. Please, people give us to 600. Please. You know what? At Malcolm, I actually don't need your, I don't need the mouthing off today. Okay, pal. I don't need it. We have 20 minutes to make $200 to get this photo. That's a 40. All right, Brett. Give us a curl. He's got himself a showty. He's got himself a 40. He not regular.

There it is. Oh my gosh. He's built. There you go. Look at that step. Oh. All the way down. Keep that elbow back.

Cuck it. That's wrong. Doing it for me today. Yeah. Other arm. Get the other arm, Brett. Because otherwise it's really going to eat you.

Oh, the other one's got the better farmers tan. Yeah, that one's really nice. Is that your driver's side? There it is. I'm sore for throwing axe, if you know. Pop up.

know that feeling. Damn. Wow. I mean, oh, God, and 20. Brett, that was going up fast.

How many, how many helium balloons from the movie up were attached to that barb? I mean, getting it up that quickly. That's pretty impressive. Now I have to put that back.

That's the worst part. It has to go under the bed. Yeah. Oh, God. Because if I see it, then I'm going to feel bad that I'm not lifting it.

So I got to put it back under the bed. Yeah. If you put it all in the living room, y'all should have seen the, uh, the game of Thrones medieval torture device that Ken Napsock travels with for exercise. He brought it. There's a gym at the complex where,

where we were all staying. And so we went to go work out Saturday morning. And Ken goes to his car first and he gets this thing out. It's kind of like a warning star. Like you swing it, but the weight like disperses in different ways. And so he's basically practicing his baseball. wing for like 45 minutes.

And he'd like ride a bike to get loose. And he's just basically cut and taking cuts. And then Rubel Cobb and I were like trying to use it. And it was it was a lot of fun. I'm not sure what the practical use of it is, but it was, you know. Travels with it. This is, this is good to know. Yeah.

Yeah, you're basically just doing a bunch of wood shoppers back and forth. I have a body blade. Remember those? Remember those commercials? Yes. 20 bucks. I'll go grab it and do it. couple. It's got a shake weight. It's got a shake weight feel to it. It's got to listen people,

sending that money. Uh, because this, this will light, this will brighten your day. Brett, I got to tell you, I really, it's one of the easiest kind of thing. I want to say to you, I hope you rewatch this episode, um, just so you can see how good you look. You look good, Brett. Oh, no, I was sucking it in hard. But you, you really good. I think you'll like to see it. Thank you. I went to go get water and Lonnie goes, Why are you wearing a tank top? You're like, you wearing the booty shorts I made you.

Yeah, yeah. Let's like questions about close games. You look great, Brett. And Brett, there's no shame in sucking in. You know who else was sucking in? Those three fat asses on that last TikTok, you watch. Is it,

it's like impossible at our age to get like that. Oh, no, my, sorry, I talked over. This thing is, I can be done. God, what is this internet? Okay, we're 20 away from our next TikTok, though. In the meantime, can we hit some stream labs, Alex? Let's do it.

Popcorn says, hi, Alas. Do you know how the Shmodan will handle movie release dates for 2020 movies? For example, Sound of Metal is a 2019 movie, but wasn't released until 2020. Thanks. Good question. Yeah. Yeah, it's still generally within the theatrical release department, but for movies that were very murky as far as when they actually came out in theaters

because of the year we all just lived through. Probably stay away from those for the most part or else it'll be very specific in the question what we're looking for. So it's not just as easy as what year did back to the future come out. Talking about Sound of Metal, you're talking about a lot of these movies

that kind of had to do with theatrical run to get Oscar consideration. We'll probably stay away from those. So if you're studying movie release day, it's hard and you're in an upcoming match, you don't need to worry about did this movie come out in 2020. The question could be like this.

During which year of a pandemic was this movie released? You could like do that. Like then that way you would know, well, until the second pandemic comes. So you would know it's 2020. But then when the next one comes, like then you'll have to really study up on the pandemic movies. That's how you manage. That's how you manage. This pandemic movie is going to be a wheel slice?

Oh, God. I hope so. It's just, it's everything. things about Palm Springs. I would honestly file them under disaster movies. Like, contagion is a disaster movie to me. So I think it's all like that, whatever that Ann Hathaway movie was where she's like their experience of the pandemic, that's just a disaster movie.

Just as though. Yeah. But what about movies, but Alex is saying like pandemic movie wheel slice for all of the movies that came out during our pandemic. That would be a good wheel slice, Mark. Yeah. Take it up with Christian. I'm sure he'll be very receptive to, to control.

constructive ideas on how to make this money. Donate donated $20. Traveling to Los Angeles on Sunday. Any fave food joints? Also, this my first time donating. Hey, y'all, heart. Thank you. Thank you to whoever that was.

It's a good McDonald's Hollywood. Oh, Jude, the best. Let me tell you something. I think, this is my own, this is, you know, my own biases, but I would say you've got to go to the farmer's market on Third and Fairfax because it's sort of like an iconic, you know, it's a holdover from old L.A. And you can go to Loteria there, which is delicious.

And you could. And Ken Naps. The greatest restaurant of all time. There's a wood ranch there. Thank you. That's where Mark and I went on our, I'm so sorry your dad died date. 2010. Is that right? It was 2010.

It was, I don't know, March. No, it was probably May of 2010 where we spent maybe two minutes grieving for my dad and then 48 minutes stuffing garlic rolls into our face. It was a good mix. Yeah, it was a good mix. Yeah, and it was delicious. And Kate, I went to Wood Ranch about two weeks ago and I sent you a picture from Wood Ranch. Kate was in the area, declined to join.

Declined the invite. Wasn't fully faxed yet. He climbed the invite. I'm going to Tuesday. Probably going again soon. By the way, I really undersold, Alex, you just got over your second shot too. I really undersold how good I was doing that day, guys, by the way, it hit later. So you both feeling back to 100%?

100%. Yeah, I thought back to 100% like two days later. But that day. At some point I was like, I forgot about fevers. I spent a whole year not getting a fever. And like all of the joints in my body, I felt like I was 80 years old. I felt like I had arthritis and all the joints in my body. So you're saying the second shot even overtook your Scientology beliefs?

You know what? I was so good about having a quiet birth with both of my boys, just a silent birth. But I'll tell you what, I really yelled about the joint pain after the Pfizer number two. so Brett, are you fully vaccinated? Can we look into this face yet? Yeah, to answer your question mark, I am having heart palpitations

after those dumbbell curls. Is that what you were asking me? Because that's all I've been fixated on while you were talking. But yes, I am fully vaccinated. I'm a little concerned. Adrian M. donated $30 through super chat. For Woman Crush Wednesday.

Crushing on a girl I met named Melissa. Not sure if it's mutual. yet but trying to put those positive vibes out in the universe. Wish me luck. Love you guys. Hold on it. I don't need it, you know, I don't need it. I don't hate the straight men doing the...

What's happening? Uh-oh. What's happening? We cannot be heard by the audience. We can be seen, but we can't be heard. Yes, if the host leaves the Skype call, it goes silent. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. We're back, everybody.

Steph, you should have left the Skype call years ago. Yeah, my, my... Are we back? Are we back? I did get a memo earlier. Wait. Brett, what you just did was you deserve a Nobel priest. No, no, go back on that bed right now.

Kneel down like you're beckoning us all and body blade the shit out of that thing. Oh, my book. Yes, there he goes. Oh, yeah. Wow. Look at that thing. I can't breathe. Oh, he's going single arm.

Patricia Metz donated $20. Hey guys, just texting my best friends about her sick husband and went off about how men need women more than we need them. Feeling hungry about white patriarchy again realize I really need lunch. Love you guys. Girl, I feel you. Much love to you. It's hard out here.

out here. Adrian Mending $50. $30.3.6.0. We're not really holding up our end of the bargain. You know what? I don't speak for all men, so I'll put most of the blame on Alex, but I guess we can all do our part

to be a little bit better. Also give a shout-out to Adrian, who threw in a schmobot for $30. For Woman Crush Wednesday, crushing on a girl I met named Melissa, not sure if it's mutual yet, but trying to put those positive vibes out in the universe. Wish me luck. Love you guys.

Adrian, you're in luck, because not only are Melissa's really cool, but if it doesn't work out, there's an Almond Brothers song called Melissa, where he's longing for a gal named Melissa. So you got your song either way. Yeah. I'm not recovered from what purchase. I know.

That was really good. Best strip store purchase ever. That was from a thrift store? Yeah. Wow. And actually, I had a working out for Dummies book, and it was said that this was actually, of all, a lot of the gimmicky kind of workout things.

This one actually does a palpitating again, folks. That's what I'm trying to say. A little bit of palpi. A little palpi right now. Good news is it's time for another TikTok. We have 10 minutes to make $200 more dollars so Kate can reveal this image. And then also so we can reveal more TikTok. Malcolm is the next point.

Give it to me, daddy. That's what you keep screaming. So. For this. And Alex, we still have stream labs to get through, right? Yeah. I didn't really hear you, but I think you said yes. Yep.

You're doing it up. Yeah. Okay. Here's the next one. Everybody, prepare your buddy. Going to contact you. Which one's next? I hope it's a good one.

I wish more. Give it to me, daddy. That's what you keep screaming. Give it to me, daddy. Did it? Yeah. I'll be right back. I need a prod to roast this one adequately.

Yeah, we're going to watch. No one is calling this man daddy. You can't screaming it. Give it to me, daddy. No one is calling this man, Daddy. You cannot convince me that someone is calling him daddy and screaming that in bed. Oh, what, Alex? Wow, Alex, that's a pretty, that's, there you go. Call me Papa.

Oh, my God. I mean, but this is what's happening. So this is, this is the thing. people voice lyrics to songs and then they get billions of views. Yeah. And I don't, I don't understand. Yeah. But it makes me sick inside.

That's the real depressing part about it is how many views all of these things have. Now, while I would actually murder in cold blood someone for that man's head of hair, I also think that that dude looked exactly like any backup quarterback in the NFL who gets thrown into the game, having not studied the playbook all week long. And that's like what he does that. night to celebrate the fact that he got into the game. He also looks like the guy who has nothing in his head except for how to explain the cut scenes from the Snyder cut. And his lats were pretty weak. I'm just going to put it out there. I don't think his lats for that. Speaking of lats,

I owe you all a tank top. I'll be right back. Oh my God. Yes. With a special guest. I feel like this is a guy who the prop I got is I feel like this is a guy that would like He's like a white dude that thinks he is a grill, but it's really just his retainer. So here we go. Oh, my God. Yes. I got a bad bitch at home when I'm on the bed. I'm going to be.

I'm wet. I'm what. I'm what. Oh, my God. In the bed. Exactly. That's that guy. to me. He's the type of guy that

like takes out, like, fuck girls with imbeciline on. He's like, you know, babe, just keep my teeth straight. You know, I got to keep my teeth straight. I got a favorite home and I stand on my hair. Same on the hand. I got the whims, like the whims. Like the whims.

Oh my God. Brett in the body blade behind Alex. How am I just seeing this? Oh, my God. I'm glad I chose more slacks today, too. Mark's wife is here. Hi, sweet. Say something to the folks at home. Hey, Molly.

Hi, Mom. Her eyeliner is always right in line. She is so ready to escape. I did find a white tank top, but I also might have to go feed her real quick. Molly, stop trying to kill yourself. She's going to take the leap of space. Yeah, I'll pick her up,

and then she's like, anything is better than this. And so she just finds any way she can to get out of it, not realizing how far the drop might be. So it's really, it's a one side of relationship here. So I did find a white tank top because I forgot my comedy store basketball jersey is reversible. So it is a white tank top. I completed white tank top Wednesday. I'm going to go feed the dog and I'll be right back to close it out.

Okay. Great. Nice to see the shoulder. Malcolm, where are we? I cannot believe we're not going to hit 500 to get this picture, you guys. We have a few more minutes, keep sending the stream-ups. Oh, I got to see it. And we got to get to our next TikTok, so every $100.

So whoever wants to send in those streamlabs as we get out of here, that would be much appreciated. But Alex, let's get through some of the streamlaps we've already gone. All right. Leonard Kim says, hey, everyone, I hope you're all doing well. I think Disney Marvel has earned the benefit of the doubt, and I trust them to do Fantastic Four Justice. I think Justin Hartley as Reed Richards and Alice Eve as Sue's storm would be intriguing.

Shout out to the World Girls. Where's Alice Eve been since Star Trek? Yes, I'm going to leave my retainer for the rest of the show. Yes, please do. Oh, is this a retainer Wednesday? Oh, W? Let me get mine. We got our bandbick at home everywhere in our grills. She called me daddy in my retainer because I'm really sexy.

just throw up an accurate throw-up I would just love to be in a room I do wish I could interview them like maybe we should find a way to get them on at the end because I want to know the psyche of these men right

no question why are you so stupid that was all I had guys I'm right here that was my TikTok I'm wholly embarrassed. Sorry, I'm so sorry, you're right. You told us in the beginning and I didn't listen. Alex, can you read the next dream?

I don't know where Alice Eve has been, Kate. It looks like she's been in a few movies, but smaller roles. And in TV, she was in Iron Fist and Bell Gravia. So that's what she's been up to, just so let you know. Big Booty USA Population 69 says, Love and the Looks are being served and having step in the hosting seat. Some of my perfect albums have already been mentioned, but I'll add Bonnie Bear's 2011 self-titled, Gagga, Gag, Gag, Gah by Spoon, and Monoliths, and Dimensions by Sun.

Oh, thanks, love, y'all. Hashtag Prohose. Hell yeah. Prohose. Mark, Best Beatles album for you? Best Beatles album for me is probably Revolver, but Rubber Soul's way up there. Okay. For me, it's the white album.

You just said on the backwords, I was going to be. going to say, Mark. You, like, legit, strung them in the exact order and the exact two albums I was going to say, no joke. So those, you both have a dong take. It's white albums. Yeah, it's a white album. It's white T-shirt day. You know this. I like Lettapie. Oh, you like Albums that inspired the Manson murders. That's cool. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Art inspires. guys this retainer is really something I should be wearing more it really doesn't fit well are you actually wearing a word I would like to say on the other end of the spectrum jZ's the black album is his most perfect album he's got his mother on him blue print you think more wow

huh when he has his mom on that album she said Sean is a very special child I bought him When his father and I broke up, I could tell he was having a hard time. I bought him a boombox. I mean, it's just the sweetest. I love it. Anyway. It is a really great album. I do agree with you.

Alex. Real quick, we didn't answer Alex's background's question, one of them earlier before. The Prophet 13 donated $20. Luckily, I'm working from home TMRW, so I don't need this gas money. Also called in sick today, but all that means is I have a little baby to care. for all day, but luckily he's been asleep for an hour, and I've been playing Pokemon Snap. Yes. Nice.

Love it. Thank you for that. Thank you for your gas money. That was sweet of you. Yeah, whatever you all can give is always appreciated. We're 120 away from, or no, once, I don't know how to do math, a 60 away from Kate releasing a photo. Do you know the pressure that I just felt trying to calculate that? I was trying to count my hands.

160 away from the photo. It doesn't matter, Steph. You can fly through space, okay? Yeah. I don't need to worry about this thing. I mean, you're so right. I don't even, it's hard you forget the trivial things I do not need to worry about anymore now that I'm a space flyer.

Right, right. I'm in a different league. A league of our own, Kate and I, and then you and the know-it-alls. Alice's background asked. While we're on topic of music, what's the song that you believe should be taught in schools? That's the question to answer. Hurricane by Bob Dylan. Good history lesson.

Oh. Yes. Great history lesson. Except for they should take the N-word out of it. That goes out. Yes. You just want to put that out there. Yes.

For the whites. I think DuWOP by Lauren Hill, there's a lot of important lyrics in there that you should don't be a hard rock when you're. you really are a gem. Yes. Baby girl, respect is just the minimum. Period. Baby girl, respect is just the minimum.

That's just the minimum. Minimum. Why are we begging that you don't cheat? I don't understand. I've forgotten the name of every song ever made that I've listened to. That's what's going on right now. I'm still. I'm still palpitating.

Yeah, there it is. Yeah, like there's, I know a lot of songs. I really do. None are coming to mind. Alex. Great background, Alex. Thank you. Finish line by Chance the Rapper.

I think it's a beautiful song. I have to read, check it out. If you really want to cram study quickly for American history, just listen to Billy Joel's We didn't start to fire. All the answers are in there. Oh, yeah. Oh, we had to perform that in school. It was an intense song.

But it is a good one. Kid, there's this really, really old song from a previous millennia that you need to perform. Yeah, we each had to, me, I've had the same singing voice in my entire life, had to sing an entire stanza to all of the parents. He'd list to say it wasn't cast again, but Alex, do we have another theme of us? Yeah, Garned Grove says, Sublime, 40 ounces to freedom. Even the last track where Brad is thanking everyone, I don't stop. I would love a sublime biopic.

Yeah. Yeah. I can do this sublime. Tyler Gosha says ELO or electric light orchestra for the layman disco. Very album is a... Oh, for the layman, Discovery album is a perfect album to me. Let me just... The Discovery album.

For the Lame... Discovery album is a lot of... Oh, A. L.O. EOO is amazing. Yes. And one of the members, Yeah, he was in traveling Wilburys, right?

Yes, he was. Boom. How much did I win? So is Bob Dylan, so is Tom Petty. Yes. How much did I win? And George Harrison. Oh, George Harrison.

Yeah. Yep. And, Roy Orvison. Roy Orvison. Oh, my God. Of course, Roy. I always forget that because it's one of my worst nightmares I ever had was about Roy Orbison.

That's hilarious. I was checking out at a gas station and like getting by myself a soda or something. I look down, I turn around, Roy Orbison's just standing behind the person, behind the counter, and it's haunted me to this day. I loved his music. But damn you, Orbison, for getting in my dreams.

Where are we at, Malcolm? Alex, how many more do we have to get through? 12 already. Oh, we have like three more. So James Wheeler says, Hello, Miss Mulligan. Can I ask you to stop talking badly about my friend Kate? She is lovely.

No. But thank you, James. This is the thing about Kate. It's honestly, it's just sort of how she, it's just honestly how she sort of manages how awesome she is. It's just to talk herself down so her head doesn't get too big. You know what I'm saying? No, honestly, it's just a lot of insecurity that comes out.

And it's sort of good if I can really keep everybody's expectations low because then that way, that way when people see me in person, then they're not as disappointed by, you know, everything. But anyway, I love James Wheeler. Kate, I wish you saw you how I see you and how everyone else see you do. You'd be so happy waking up every day. I wish I saw me as if I were you. You know what I'm saying? No, you're looking. I could just wake up.

with that clavicle, that booty. Clavicle. Coming back. That's two per show. We get two clavicles a show, Kate. And we hit our quota. Yeah, we completely did. I'm like digging this look.

Maybe I should wear a headbands more. Yeah. I'm not. It's not bad. Headband is a really daring look, and you might miss a lot of Bahina opportunity with it, but you might gain some, too. I don't know.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Garth Arthus McMurray says, Boy, a ton of bombs. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Garth Arthorneurys says, I'm 53 years old and straight. I've only found women attractive

and never been curious about men. I could admire physically handsome men like Chris Evans, but was never attracted to them, was never attracted to them. But Brett has me so confused after seeing him use that blade on his bed. Yeah. I aim to please.

I like to creep into your thoughts that way. That's what Brett is here to do. It's here to repel women and confuse men. Curbside profit, going back to Super Chats. I mentioned it earlier, but he says songs about Jane by Maroon 5 is a good album, perfect album, and I agree. Sky the Boss, 96 says Brad Pitt is Mr. Fantastic. Penelope Cruz as Invisible Woman. Diego Luna is Human Torch, Trevante Rhodes as The Thing, and Mads-Mickleson as Dr. Doom would be incredible to see in John Watts.

Fantastic Four reboot in summer 2023. Interesting choices. Yeah. All right. That would be fantastic. Peaceful guy donated twice and probably just donated a gift, so thank you very much, Peaceful Guy. We appreciate you.

Thanks, peaceful guy. Sky the Boss 96 also says, One Music, Artist's Albums I Can't Skip any track on is Lady Gaga's third studio album, Born This Way, and her sixth studio album, Chromatica from 2020. That baby I was born this way. Taking a page out of Madonna's book, pretty great jam. Yeah, it really is. And then last one for today from PLD,

Queen 2 and Extreme 2, Porno Graffiti. Yeah. Oh, wow. Get the funk out. Oh, and the Appaloosa soundtrack with Ed Harris. Thank you, PLD. Thanks, PLD. What was that?

The porn is... So Boston is a city? Boston is a city. The name of their album. Extreme was a band in the early 90s of some note. And yeah, they had more than words. And the name of the album was porn or graffiti. All you have to do.

This just in. I clicked that fucking check-in button for Southwest at 1205. Exactly. I even had an analog clock out. B-15. Go to hell. Hey, B is not bad on Southwest. It's not a-31, right?

You'll still get whatever C you want aisle or window. They probably, they also, they sell off the A's now. Oh, they, yeah, with the early birds. Yeah, I like the early bird. You got to get in there. You got to get in that early burb. All right. I think that concludes itself.

What an epic Wednesday we've had together. Such a journey as usual. Thanks, Brett Sheridan, Mark Ellis, Kate Mulligan, Alex Marzonia, the Wizard of Oz, Malcolm for being with us today. I'm Seth to the Bri. I hope you guys have a great rest of your Wednesday. Thanks for being stupid with us, and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

Give it to me, Daddy. That's what you keep screaming. Give it to me, Daddy. Have a good trip, Brett. Thank you. Thank you. Great job, y'all. See you all soon.

Bye.