The Kristian Harloff Show - Why are people pooping in line at Disneyland? Happy Thanksgiving!

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

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Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you so much for joining us today on your Thanksgiving. You'll be shoving food in your face, hanging out with the family, watching movies, playing games, taking a walk, whatever you're doing. You're joining us today. And I'm hoping that we can give you guys some happy stuff.

So we're thankful for you guys for watching here today. But other than that, it's Brett and I. And we might talk a lot of nonsense today. It might be a nonsense show. I feel like it could be. But nonetheless, we hope you want to see some nonsense. Then head on out to the show on December 2nd. Burbank, California, everybody.

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Let's get into this stuff. It's me, it's Brett Sheridan, and it's the big thing. Let's do it. Happy, happy, everybody, happy Thanksgiving. Eating the gravy. I'll tell you what I do. Do you have a tradition that you do besides, you know, the normal, what everybody does?

Do you have a tradition that you do? do on Thanksgiving? We have, it's an all-day event. It's a Friendsgiving we've been having for years and years and years, but we have in the morning ham balls. Oh, what's that? It's like ham meatballs, but it's in like a barbecue, yeah, and barbecue sauce and I think grape jelly and some pineapple.

It's freaking amazing. It sounds gross, but it's good. It's very good. And then we have a frittata, which is like, you know, but, potatoes, eggs, sausage, all that. It's so good. So that's the tradition that we play board games and stuff, you know?

I did this similar. My dad used to take me and my brothers to the Macy's Thanksgiving parade every year. Oh, nice. So I couldn't obviously do that with the kids, but we watch it every year, and we eat salami and breadsticks. It's just the tradition that we've had. Yeah, it's, and we, my wife always underbys when it comes to the salami. I said, I want you to.

over buy like a disgusting amount of salami like to where you don't think anybody could eat that much salami and she's like how much can one person make my 12 year old can put it away it's in the little one now it's salami it's salami and breadsticks and it's a treat and it's we're watching with the bread they'll be gone in seconds and breadsticks are not easy to find in california i'll tell you that every time i'm eating salami i think about uh germany sopranos no yeah yeah and when he he was eating all that stuff and then he had to stop eating the gubble ghoul. Yeah, I know. It drives me nuts.

But like slimy, oh, I could kill a pack of it. That's the during, I normally, I love salami, but I stay away from it. But Thanksgiving, it's fair game. It's like Archie pissing on the, good old Arch. Good old arch. We always had summer sausage, the peppage farm. We called it a yardo beef or donkey dick. My mom wasn't too pleased.

But she adapted it over the year. At least she didn't come up with it. Yeah. Oh, it's like a donkey dick. It's a donkey dick. Enjoy, boys. My mom talks like a woman from the 30s. An old gangster.

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Yeah. Before we even start, I wanted to show breath this. Will you read this? Because I was very proud of myself. Sometimes, you know, like we've been pretty good. We've been trying to be, I've listened to the audience because for a while now, it's like you've got to pay attention to the positive comments more than you pay attention to the negative comments. It's also exhausting for the audience to continue to hear about it. And this wasn't even necessarily a negative comment, but it was just, it was the comedian brain in me that I read something.

I was like, I have, I have to do it. So I want you, there's two, there's two things I want you to read. I'll put them up on the, on the screen, but I want you to read both of these comments. and here is the first one. Read them out and we'll talk to the... Here we go. All right. Thank you for making... Go ahead. Read his and then mine.

Nothing I have heard yet removes aliens from being angles. Most likely fallen angles. To which I said. Like a square or a rectangle? I'm so proud of myself. I was so proud of myself. And he didn't... And he didn't respond, obviously.

But that was a nice one. And this one was a little bit, obviously, more of the hateful, not hateful stuff, but just annoying stuff. So then how about this? Get woke. Go broke. To which I said? Tell him, Steve Dave.

Yes. It's my favorite thing to do is they'll tell him Steve Dave. I found, like, and I've admitted you, I kind of have an Instagram addiction and probably why I don't watch much television stuff. You're looking at the filth, right? Yeah, I'm looking at all the filth. And I go like, oh, this is a beautiful. Yeah, I've got, it's all twerk videos at this point.

The film. I love that. It's the film. There's all these like, you know, like, oh, faith in humanity restored. And then you go to the comments. I don't know why I do it. Because I'm like, oh, that was really nice. And then people are like, fake.

Yeah. Why do you film this? I did see one similar to that, though, where it, there is something to be said about really bad acting. When it comes to some of these things, I couldn't even watch it because the acting was so bad. The message was nice. but there was something about like there was a, the message there was a guy on a plane who had Alzheimer's, right?

Is what the video was and it was supposed to be then the whole plane broke into song to cheer him up and had it been real and had the acting been good? Yeah. Then I would have been like, oh, I had to bail because the acting was so bad. I mean, it was so bad.

Like I saw some of the comments like, oh, tears, tears. I'm like, every other comment, though, was this is like, this is like, saved by the bell, new class. acting. It's like it was so bad. I couldn't even watch the thing. It's like I don't mind when they put like there's perfect example. I got duped by good acting in in a video once and I think and when you go through the people's feed, you know that it's it's a bit. But the thing I sent

you, I laughed. It was, I think it was when my family was out of town, but I laughed so hard when I saw there was a video of the, it says an Uber driver and a guy in the front seat and he wakes up and he screams at the top of his lungs. And the Uber driver goes, what the hell was that? Get out. I thought it was hilarious. And I bought it. I bought it hook clean and same.

But these guys do tons of videos like this. They do tons of them. They have tons of Uber ones. They have tons of interviews. And they fooled somebody the other day because they're really good at what they do. And this guy's like, hey, dude, you left your wallet on the thing. But, you know, it's gas prices are hard. So I'm taking a 20.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought that was a faith in humanity kind of a thing. But it is fake. And, you know, because the guy was like, because the guy was like, because it was the same dudes. It was the same guy that's what they do. But they do it in a way. I'm like, okay, if you dupe me because you,

but if you're bad acting, like anything else, I'm out. I got fooled by the, you've seen the one with the guy with the sideburns, and he's on a talk show, and he's like, you know, I don't drink anymore. Yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it, too. You know, I mean, if you got cocaine, I got to do it too, because, I mean, it's just polite. But I don't, you know, I don't free base cocaine. I don't drink, I don't drink tequila.

Last time I drank tequila, I beat up Sammy, you know, Sally really, you know, Sally really bad, you know, and that's a sketch. It's an old sketch that this guy did. And it was, and he got you. Yeah. The other one that, what was the one that got me? Oh, I just had it. Oh, the one that my favorite one ever, it got me the first time. And then now, and then you realize it because they've done a couple other ones, but it's hilarious.

It's the world's fastest reader. Oh, yeah. That guy kills me. He kills me. He's like, I'm the world's fastest reader. And he's like, what? He's like, well, he's like, okay, go ahead. And he was, hoary bluh.

And he's like, what? And then they chase him off the stage. but the guy's delivery is just like, like I said, even if it's not, even if it's fake, if it's funny and it's well written and it's well acted, you got me. I'm fine. But there are other ones like those

faith and humanity videos where people, we've talked about it. Clearly they know they're going to get the views and they know that you're going to get people so they get money to do this stuff, but they are also doing good things, right? Like they go up, I saw this one where this family couldn't afford, I don't know if it was, I can't remember what team

was like a sport, whatever the team was. Yeah. and they were outside the stadium, so this guy gave this family, this kid that was just kind of outside of the stadium, they were doing some stuff, and he took him front row, met the team, did all this stuff. It was nice. It was obviously you're doing that for the views as well,

but I think that your heart's in the right place. Well, and the money you're generating is you're using that money. Like, Mr. Beast, you know, he's taking the money that he's generating, and he's putting a ton of it into giving it away to people. And a lot of these, this guy that takes the guys to Disneyland and, you know, like, Or he took a, this woman shut down her food truck one day. He's like, really? Yeah, I saw that.

You know, so. So, and speaking to Mr. Beas, I do think that Mr. because I forget how much he's worth right now, but I feel, because everyone always talks about, like, if Elon Musk wanted to, for like a few years, he could stop homelessness. Yeah. The money that he's got. He could if he wanted to. And for how long, I don't know.

But he has enough. That's how much the guy generates. I feel like Mr. Beast, if he had that kind of money, which, who knows, eventually he might. Yeah. He would do something like that. So like you do you do kind of you know there's a lot and he gets in trouble for some of the stuff that he's done too. He did one thing where I forget what it was, but they did kind of said that it was it was essentially torture if somebody like because they made someone sit in a room or sit in a house. I can't remember what it was. Whatever it was. It was something that. And every so many hours you get more stuff. Something like that. And it's like so you got to be

careful with that kind of stuff because especially so and not to diminish anybody's um if anything did happen but you got to be careful in today's climate because especially when you're super successful people are going to be like oh that's the one i can get him i can get him and look at matt rife right like i don't i don't know the joke i don't know if i've seen 0.5 of a second of his stand-up like ever um i know he's very popular but i don't think i've ever watched him but i just saw there was some report that he said something or some joke in the audience and And then they tried to like cancel him for some joke that he made. I don't know what it was.

But it's like, and I don't know the, I don't really don't know the joke, to be honest with you. I don't know. But I just, when it comes to stand up specials and everything, too, you're allowed to be offended. Yeah. But it's just like you got to be. And again, I shouldn't say without seeing the whole thing. But from what I read, it didn't seem like he was doing anything except tell a joke. But I think it was because it was, I think it was a domestic, like, he said something along the lines.

There was a woman sitting in the front row. And I think she had like, I don't know if she had. black guy and he made kind of a joke about it and the audience laughed over two but but people got mad that it was just because of the subject and I get it but I just you know my stance when it comes with comedians and everything too comedian George Carlin anything can be funny not anybody can make it funny right and it's like so you and to and on the same on the same thread you should be ready that if people didn't find it funny yeah people couldn't have a problem with it trying to ruin someone's career over it is

lame but you know yeah I used to have a bit about because when I first moved out of here was like swingers and everybody's wearing wife beaters and I said oh wife beaters are cool my grandpa's the coolest guy in the planet yeah my grandpa never beat my grandma

I was just making it but it is it you would think you know that time that error there was a lot you know I don't know if I could get away with that today I don't know if you know But it goes back to exactly what I just said. You probably could.

It depends on the audience. It always depends on the audience that's in the room that night. Now, it's not always going to transfer over when it's on television. Like, obviously, like Matt Rife, I don't think people got, I don't think it was the, he got shit for the people who were in the audience that night. I think it was, he got shit for people who were watching on TV. So I've seen you tell a certain, I've seen you tell a joke that you do a lot about the Christmas present.

Oh, yeah, yeah. 99% of the time that joke goes over well I saw one time where the audience and it was because of the particular audience that was there that night and they

they did kind of treat you like an asshole for the joke and the joke if you know you and you understand kind of what the joke is it's hilarious but that was the only time

I saw that joke where people was like oh wait a minute and it was also delivery was a little different that night as well but you know it's still

you know, and it also shows not to, like, if you, if you were on Netflix with that joke, how would that go over? Yeah. You know what I mean? Who knows? So it's like it's. And I don't, I'm not in the camp of like, oh, we can't do anything. You can do whatever you want.

You just be ready to suffer the consequences or, you know, maybe work it out in a way that you're not going to get a bunch of people with pitchforks burning down your house, you know. Yeah. But that's, so the problem, I think that people really don't realize that the comedian mind, is you're usually around a bunch of friends or comedians. And it's always this one-upping and making things like you're always pushing boundaries. Like if people heard what comedians' jokes are when they're not on stage, we'd all be canceled. And that's not just comedians.

It doesn't matter what nationality we are. It's not just comedians. There's a lot of jokes and people can lie about it and not lie about it. There's a lot of jokes that people tell whether you're around dinner, or with friends or whatever it is to that you crack a joke. And you're like, oh, that one would have got me. Oh, man. People say that.

I hear people say it all the time. And it's like, but Polish jokes were in the 80s. That was the mother joke. Yeah, right. But it's also, it is a generational type thing. Did you see, what was it called? What's the Bill Bar movie? The dad's movie?

I didn't. Oh, you've got to watch that movie. Is it good? Is it? It is the same thing. Like the predictable people nailed it. Yeah. And then I think comedians, he goes all out.

He goes all out and he doesn't give a shit. I saw a clip of one where a mom said that he was late or something like that he goes up his kid. You would love it. It's right up your out. It's your sense of humor. The movie itself, the story and all that, it's generic. You think of it.

But the jokes, he goes, he goes after it. Yeah. And look, I love Sebastian. Sebastian Manascalko was, it was for very, well, I was, I performed with him. I didn't think his movie represented it. him. I think he's one of the best comedians and he's hilarious. I don't think his movie represented him, the one with De Niro.

He was playing a very different character for his first big movie. He should have been waking up, looking at people like, what's this guy? Yeah. Like, you know, at the store, so maybe he's Bill Burr. It's like a studio got a hold of it and switched what was him. Kind of. Bill Burr embraced

like, that's what Bill Burr. Yeah, that's Bill Burr. And like the jokes, he's telling his types of jokes. I would have like to see certain, I mean, you know, Sebastian does a couple of the big moments with De Niro and stuff. And obviously, if you can do a movie with De Niro, you do it. I understand, but it just didn't represent him in the same way that

this movie represents Bill Burr's comedy. And so for that, I applauded it. I thought it was, I was like, okay, good, he's going all out on it. I was, it did very well. I mean, and then the other thing, too, that what's funny about it is this is another reason why I love Bill Burr so much.

Bill Burr, he really goes after everybody. He goes after everybody because you see the whole thing that happened with with his wife? No. Oh, they were at a UFC fight. And, um,

and, and, was she getting lippy and he had to, no, no, Trump. Trump showed up. Oh, and so behind the,

behind him, she gives him the double finger and it got on there. And I was like, you know, that was an uncomfortable car ride because he's like, because now I gotta hear about this.

Yeah. However, when he was on, he was on Rich Eisen and, and, and he talked about it. He's just like, he said how he thinks it's a bit.

He went, because he goes, because he always owns like, oh, he's a far right. He's not a far right guy, and he's not a far left guy. He said, because he was talking about, you know, he's gone after the left many different times. And then in this particular clip, he's like, it's like the hypocrisy of a lot of these,

a lot of the Trump supporters will say, oh, you guys are all being snowflakes. You can't take anything. You can't let anybody tell jokes about anybody. But the second he's saying anything about Trump, they come after you. He's like, the hypocrisy there. And then they ask, they said, well, how's your wife's finger doing?

And he's like, oh, it's great. He's like, my wife doesn't give her shit. He's like, he goes, look, my wife knows who she is. But I didn't know. He's like, look, I thought I was going to the fights. I didn't know I was going to the Republican National Convention. And he just, he doesn't, that's what I love about him. Well, and I guarantee he wasn't doing stuff like that.

Like he, he, he, it's kind of this building up to where you know that he, he isn't the person necessarily like, well, I'm not, no, he kind of, because he's pointing out things. I don't know. I guess what you're saying, like with me, people know. that I'm not a racist, misogynistic guy. And a lot of the times I do the jokes as the hillbilly guy that I grew up with. But I think there's a way to do it. I think some people just say crass things right off and they're not very well-crafted. You mask in a facade that we know that it's not legitimate, what you're saying.

I mean, if somebody stumbles upon this show the first time and they see that, they go, what was that joke that guy did? But then when you learn who you are, you're like, oh, okay, like the stuff with Roxy. where's the where's the where's the where's the where's the burn mark yeah there it is it you cover it up on purpose or you never think about my mom was like wow like I think that I don't know if I've ever laughed as hard as I did that was so funny and God bless her because we've we've said in the past that Roxy has like you know sometimes she'll like just kind of stonewall like yeah yeah not stonewall but like have like a stone face when it comes to a a joke and she's like when you said that she went

with it. Her face, like she laughed because she set you up for it, right? And she really, really went with it. And I was like,

she actually, when you watch back that clip, she makes that even funnier. Oh, yeah. Because you say it and then she just kind

looks at the camera and goes, like that. And then at what point she goes, my slit? Like you haven't seen mine. The way she said it was, she really,

she delivered it strong. Oh, I watched, I watched Always Lola. Isn't that great? Look, so they send it and you always get nervous when your friends send you a movie. It's the worst. Yeah, it's not great.

And not the movie. When people are sending you these types of things. And then I had got an email from the director as well too because they'd send me a screener and he's a fan of the show. He watches and he's like, you know, I'm excited you're going to watch it, but I'm nervous. And what I wanted to write back, me too. Yeah. But I watched it and I saw it. And I saw a lot of the kind of interviews

of what they were going for. And you could tell that there is an absolute, like an homage to the Breakfast Club and the Big Chill and those types of things. You can feel that. I really enjoyed what the, I thought Andrew Guy was fantastic. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I was fantastic. And of course, Roxy, what I said was, for people who didn't know what the movie is, Roxy's a movie called Always Lola. And it's essentially this story, and it's in the trailer, so I'm not spoiling anything, but they go on this retreat

and Roxy's character is deceased and they kind of go on this retreat to figure out all these things about her along the way and I was worried at first I didn't, I hadn't seen a trailer

I hadn't seen anything so I start watching it and I text Roxie I mean this is bullshit you're dead within five minutes this fucking movie. I know that's what in the theater I was like, oh my and she's like don't worry

just stick around stick around and it's really about getting it's it's about mental health it is I think that you know they qualify it as a as a comedy I would say definitely it's way more on the

dromody side as anything else to be especially with the subject matter but and I'm glad because it was the stuff that worked with the relationships with all of the the cast and how they thought the girl played Roxy's sister was fantastic yeah right she was great she had like an Allison Brie kind of feel to her

she was um I really liked her a lot I liked a lot the and I guess look, I'm criticizing the movie because that's what I do. And the only thing I didn't really love about it, I felt they were in a different movie were the two bloggers. Yeah. They felt like they were in a different movie. Yeah, that was mine too.

They were a little over the top. But it wasn't, you know, like, yeah, it didn't take me out of it because the rest of it was so well. But yeah, that's the one little. It served the purpose. Yeah, it did. But I just thought that they were in like, they were in that comedy. Yeah. They were in a comedy.

Everybody else was in a drominy. Yeah. And it didn't ruin the movie for me at all. but it was the only thing that I went like, dad, we can, let's get past these guys. And just, yeah, if they would have dialed it back a little bit, you know, it would have made it a little, because they could have been over, you know, little aggressive.

You could have made them real. They weren't real. You could have made them scary. Yeah, I mean, because they were, I mean, they were dicks. Yeah, they were total lids. They weren't real. And I think the reason why they did that, though,

I understand why they did it because if you make them too weird and creepy or dicks, it does, it takes the light hardness out of it. Because there's something that happens down the line with the group friends that makes it a little bit more lighthearted. So I get the choice behind it. I just, when they came on, I was like, I feel like I'm watching a different movie. But everything else, like, from the setup of each and what they developed very well was

the characters themselves, each, you knew who they were. You understood it. So, like, I enjoyed watching. And you cared about them. That's my biggest, like, you know, my biggest thing is, yeah, if I don't care about you, then I don't, there's something I saw recently where I was like, I don't care about any these people. The subject I cared about, but you didn't hook me with the characters.

I was never bored. I was never bored. And I took Lonnie to it and you know she doesn't bullshit. No, she was like, that was amazing. I'm so glad I went. Because at first it was like, oh, I'm going to somebody's film or whatever, you know, especially in L.A. You go in L.A. and you're like, oh, God. My friend's got a project. My friends got a project.

It's like, oh, no, I got to. And two. You got two friends. Andrew is just so natural. Andrew guy is just so natural. He is really good. He's just such an, I mean, Look, the cast in general is really, really good. But working with Andrew on Shmowdown for as long as I did, his instincts are just so, they're just so natural.

And I was watching him, and he plays Roxy's boyfriend. And so when, you know, just I was curious on that dynamic and how that was going to play. And they all had a purpose. They all had reason. It was good. So I would suggest for you, especially to support Roxy, but in general, it's these smaller films that I think need your love.

But I think, I feel like it's on Amazon Prime. I'll have to ask Roxy when she's on the show. But... Yeah, recently dropped somewhere. I thought it was Prime. Maybe it was Apple? I'm not sure. But you guys just look at Always Kamalola.

It's the new movie with Roxy Shrier. It's a new movie now because it's going to be streaming. It's one of the first times in a long time that I haven't had to lie to a friend. That was the thing. That's what Kate and I went up and we were like, we don't have to lie to our friend. When the director wrote me, I said to myself, I said, if I don't like this day, I'm just not going to talk about it on the show. And I liked it. And like I said, I got to be honest.

I just, those, and I don't know, they might be good actors down the line or they might be in a, you know, if they're directed in a different thing, I just didn't love them. But I did, I even told Roxy, I was like, these guys just feel like they're in a different movie. Everybody else, the other group of friends I felt was great. Check it out. Always Loe-Lolo, definitely worth the watch. Check, you should support Rocks and just check out a really good movie. Always Lola.

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So that's like Brett told me, it blows my mind you haven't seen this. I did see it somewhere. I did see this. There's people shitting in the lines at Disneyland, right? People are wearing depends undergarments. There are people that are going out of the line. I think my dad told me this.

My dad might have told me this. And it's not just kids, but there's a picture of with a mom and a son that just kind of stepped out of line. Dad was probably a holding line or friends, you know, and then the kids shitting next to a fence. And the Disney employees even have, like, it's called a code H or something, H waste or something, human waste.

And they have to clean it up. Yeah. It's a way they just, because they don't want to wait on the line, so they just take dumps on the lines. Yeah. What the hell? This is why when I do this UFO show, why I understand why the aliens have not shown on. Exactly. It's like.

I will say, though. Wait, wait, even if you're with the family of like three. Honey, hold the spot. I'm going to take. Dimitri to the shitter. Yeah. He's going to poop. So am I.

We'll be back soon because you got a little bit. And then you can go take a dump. If it's one person standing on the line, why are you by yourself anyway? Yeah. And it's like, it's one of the, it's, it's one of the worst things over her. There are, there are, I think, plenty of bad, I mean, Disney does. Disney is a very clean place. I think, you know, there's a trash can.

every 10 feet or something. And there's bathrooms. There's plenty. And that's the first thing I do is I scoop out where all the bathroom. Yeah, scoop it out.

Yeah, scoop it out. What I do is I don't shit. I just scoop it out. It's chucking on the walls. Throw it in an old novelty cup that I bought for 20 bucks. It washes out. It still smells a little.

Speaking of novelty cups, I was just going to say, how great is this time? I need to get this for my daughter. So this, this was, I got sent this from Creed 3. That's amazing.

Yeah, because she is dropping her shit every day at school. Yeah. And if it does, it's just a boom. Yeah, no, it's like a grenade. I love it. Don't shit in the lines, people. But I will say, I do, I don't know, I do think there's something with the overselling of tickets to Disneyland. And I don't know if profit-wise it would kill them, but it's just like, I don't know.

I feel like it was so much more fun. when I was a kid and I don't remember waiting so long. I feel like when I've taken my kids it's just this like, did I just wait an hour and a half for... It does take a while for the lines, but I think that's always been that way. I do think they have the fast pass

stuff now too. They ruin the fast pass. Well, the fast pass now you have to pay for. Well, before you just would go and we had the fast pass worked out. When we were in the height of it, we would go at least once a year and it was like, okay, I'm going to run and get the fast pass for

Indiana Jones, you go over to this and blah, blah, blah, you know, and yeah, we worked it. I don't know how the online one does, but the fact that you're paying on top of paying, you know, it's several thousand dollars for four people to go to a place that they have to wait that much. Most of it is waiting. It's sad.

Yeah, it's, I will, we're probably going to do, also it's finding it at the off time too, right? Probably going to go again in January. I've got to, well, yeah, you got to go because of last time, right? a fan? Yes, yes. I just remembered, I was like, oh wait. They reached out to me.

And I never lined it up because it's one of these things. I have a massage certificate that I got four years ago. Just saving it for a rainy day. It doesn't expire? No, California law. You can't give certificates. Really? Yeah.

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Monsters. Monarchy. No, something like that. The monster's monarchy. But monsters's monarchy. Oh, I actually did see that. Monsters Monarchy? Yeah, well, it's where it's, you know, of course it says the league of monsters and they each have

their own factions. And it's kind of like Game of Thrones with monsters. Right, but they have to vote for the king. Yeah, yeah. And they're, you know, oh, God, it's brutal. Isn't there like a whole alphabet scene? Oh, the alphabet scene is like the red wedding in Game of Thrones. It's just like, boom, this person's dead.

This person's dead. It's not even person. It's not. It's Martin. talking it's monsters it's monsters it's monsters it's a donkey yeah it's a big donkey but this one is the king con it starts with king con with you know from skull island and then you got the godzilla stuff and it's wyatt russell playing a younger version of kurt russell and then kurt russell's in it you know obviously later on wow um i haven't seen kurt russell yet um but i start watching it and to no one's surprised

my wife goes i don't know if this is for me and bailed on it there's so many things did there's another move I guess I didn't I was being coy about it the other day and I didn't mention what the name of the movie was but I'm going to finish it Everybody's tell me I got to watch that Emma Stone movie the one that that's oh with Nathan Fielder? No Is that the one? Is that the one? It's a comedy with the guy from Nathan for you. Did you ever end up watching that? I don't know. It's in it's it's it's got Willem Defoe in it That I don't know but it's like it's very it's like Edward Cisorhansy. I've to be fair and I said this on the show I watched four minutes of it and then it's again my wife bailed on it and it's it's super like artsy and it's super like you know all these different you know the fish-eye shots and the vet and it's like okay I could wind up really liking this movie but I'm the second you see it you go oh this is an

Oscar Bate movie listen David Lynch yeah he's kind of so I have to I have to watch it I'm gonna finish it um I start again started watching the Natalie Portman Julian Moore one wife watched 45 minutes of it. It's the last night you want to finish it? No. So I just got to find time to watch all this stuff. Does she like crime type shows? It's hit or miss, dude. I started watching the killer with her. She bailed on that. She's like, it's hit her miss. She bills on

everything. The new Perry Mason with Matthew Reese from the Americans. I've heard good things about it. I know. But you're talking to me. I know. I try everything. I sent this to Roxy. I go, I actually have a and she didn't get back to me. It's all right. She's fine.

I just, I'll take it as a lot. You did say something about her. But yeah, I said, hey, I got a suggestion for you. And I, I mean, I loved it. It's like old Hollywood and there's like some real kind of twists of real stories about like, I didn't know. And Lonnie knows a lot more about Los Angeles history, but like were Dodger Stadium? Oh, yeah. The fact that like they cleared out this, you know, neighborhood, this like Hispanic neighborhood.

Oh, really. just cleared it out to build it. Like there's bad fucking blood from that stadium being built. But then that's not just the whole thing, but it's like there's a whole crime around that. And like these kids commit this crime, maybe, but like, you know, they bring up some of stuff.

I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's great. It's like I said. It's hit or miss with my wife. It's hit or miss. There's that one she actually wanted the Godzilla one. She was like, oh, I'll check that out. And she's like, I'm not in this mood.

And I was trying to watch it because David Grush, you know, the whistleblower. Yeah. He was on Rogan. He did like two hours and 40 minutes. I'm like, I'm watching on the couch. And my wife, oh, this guy. She sees Grush.

I'm like, you don't know anything about him. Grush, grush, she calls him, grush. And I'm like, forget it. She's like, I don't want to watch this. I'm like, I didn't ask you to. I'm sitting here trying to enjoy for a second, for a second to watch this thing because I know everyone's going to break my fucking balls.

You've got, yeah, you've got, no, you've got two three bathrooms in your places. I do as well. Do you ever find that you're like all bathrooms are open, I'm good to go, you go in one bathroom to take a dump and somebody needs to get, doesn't matter which one you use. I lock it all the time

and I just say, but it's like always like yeah, but that's why I lock it because the little one will go and if you're her rumbling, you know, my oldest will be, Dad, can help me get this? And I'm like, no. If I didn't lock that door

you'd be traumatized. You'd be traumatized and I locked the door and my wife's why you always lock in the door because every five seconds someone's trying to get in this second place and I know it's that is it's cliche but it's my sanctuary yeah it's cliche but I I I somebody always needs something when I'm kidding always it's like yeah it's the worst and it's especially it's where when I come in and I'm done you know working for the day and it's I don't have like the only time I really have that my time of peace is really from like 745 into like 10.30. That's it. That's all I got.

The rest of it, trying to move, doing all this stuff, and then trying to help when I come in. And sometimes you've got a screen, sometimes you don't. But last night, I just want to sit for a second. They were watching that, and the dog was being an asshole last night. The dog does this thing now. It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. He, I took him on this monster walk, and he's,

and he usually craps out because of it. But last night, my wife will be on one part of the couch, and I'm sitting down, and then he just does this, staring at her. And he doesn't want her, he wants me. He wants me to play with him and go, but I'm tired at this point. I already done, take him on his walk, and he just starts staring at her,

and he does this stupid thing where he hops on the couch. And it's like, dude, it's his name. Stop. Just stop. And then you've got to throw the stupid thing around, and then he lays down, he just standing. Look at me. Everybody last night was being an asshole.

But anyway, so we didn't try and think there's anything. So I have to finish those movies. And that's really it. It's really it. I think I had one other story. Out of the box office. Let's talk about the box office because you got a bunch of movies coming out this weekend.

Bless you. Why did that happen? Napoleon is already beating Wish in box office previews, which is interesting, right? Well, isn't that interesting, though? I mean, look, it just shows you. I think that it's, there's a lot, I just don't think a lot of people are excited about Wish.

I saw it, though. Disney's latest animated movie Wish and Sony's Ridley Scott directed historical drama Napoleon. They both had previews last night ahead of their five-day Thanksgiving holiday weekend, release that began today. The result is that the Napoleon

came out on top with 3 million in previews, beating Wish, which snagged 2.3. However, the family-friended animated movie is expected to beat its rival by the end of Sunday. Wish is reportedly on track to make 35 million over the typical Friday to Sunday and up to 45 to 50 over Wednesday's Sunday five-day period. Napoleon, on the other, is projected to make 16 million over the regular weekend and 22

million over extended holiday frame. Apple is the film's backer, but Sony is distributing it, a similar arrangement to Killers of the Flower Moon, which had Paramount as a distributor. Disney often dominates the Thanksgiving holiday, but Wish would mark a quiet opening, nowhere near the flop of last year's Strange World, which took 18 million in five days, and better than pandemic impacted in Conto, which made 40.3 on its launch,

but behind the likes of Coco, which was 71, and Ralph breaks the internet, which was 84.6. Reviews for both films are mixed with Wish coming in at 47%. And Napoleon at 65 on Rotten Tomatoes. Tomatoes. So I saw both, and I've kind of, in the zone of both.

I think that for me, Napoleon is, I wanted it to be great. It's good. And there's things that nobody, I haven't seen anybody make this criticism except me. And that's, that Napoleon has an American accent

the whole time. Someone's like, well, he wasn't French. He wasn't from California. Yeah. And it didn't bother people. Then fine. You'd be okay. and it's a good performance.

And someone else made another good point that would you rather had him have a bad French accent? No, because that would have more distracting, for sure. So that's a little bit of the thing, but there's definitely things missing. Like it jumps where you can tell it. There's only so much story. You can tell covering that amount of time

and you can feel it. It's epic, looks gorgeous. The battle scenes are as epic as you expect them to be. And Vanessa Kirby is so good. But it just, like I said, I wanted to come out going, oh, man, that was like, boom. Like, holy she got to, like, the way I feel about Oppenheim. I was just going to say, yeah, that kind of a, you know, historical type thing. Yeah, when we walked out at Oppenheimer, we were like, wow.

Yeah. I didn't get that for this one. I was like, I enjoyed watching it. I was like, it's good. Wish, it's so different as like a parent, man. Because, like, if I was going just to, like, Ellis and I used to just review all the Disney movies and everything. And sometimes I would just go with him. and see it and we would review it for Shmose. I see most of these things with my kids now.

So I watch it differently, and I said this the other day, like I didn't do it out of the theater reaction because Vivie, my oldest was like, if you didn't like it, don't do one in front of me because I really enjoyed it. Oh. So I was like, okay, fine. And it wasn't that I didn't, it's like,

I thought the movie was, it was like, okay, it's a good Disney Plus movie. Yeah. It's like one of those. It's like, you've seen it a million times over. the music was fine, but like I said in my, when I was talking about it the other day, what I loved about it was that my kids came home,

threw on the soundtrack, started pretending they were the characters, dancing around the living room, and I was like, well, that's, that's a win for me. It's a win. Did I love the movie? No, do I understand that why it's probably tracking to make the money it's making? Yeah. And is it a movie that you have to rush out to see it in the theater? No, but if there's something, that's the thing you don't get,

like there's not a lot of movies I could take my six-year-old to see. Yeah. But if I wanted to go to the movies with my kids, I could take them to see Wish. That is why I think it's going on. And I did take my youngest to see Strange World. She was kind of, it was a very forgetful movie. Yeah. It's not good.

And it was her first movie she saw in the theater because she was just like, she barely even remembers it, never wanted to watch it ever again. But this movie, they do want to watch again. So I think it'll have an audience when it hit streaming. but yeah it's just Disney's having a rough year just having a rough year in general

like the Marvels ate it yeah this is gonna do okay I don't know did wish I have a bunch of women and is that one I don't even want to

go down that road no no no yeah I will say you know I know that our friend Brandon will point out yeah we don't think

you're saying it's for kids necessarily you know like animation is for everybody but I do something sometimes that they do skew, did they skew too much and not, there wasn't enough for you? Was it skewed too?

No, that wasn't it. It was, no, it wasn't it at all. It was, too young. You know, it wasn't, that wasn't, it just wasn't, and it's about magic. So the pun intended, it just didn't have the magic. Yeah. It's like, it was, it was fine. The performance of Chris Pine, Arianna DeBos were good.

Writing was okay. It's just like, it's not like, there's certain movies you see and you're just like, wow, like that, what an impact, it felt the characters. It's just they wanted to, the Alan Tudek character of the talking, whatever it was, is it, I don't know, is it donkey or what, I don't know what the hell he is. He's a lamb. I don't know.

He's a freaking animal and he starts talking, right? I want him to be funnier because I like Alan Tudik. Lines weren't that funny. The star was cute, but it was like, it just wasn't, it was like, oh, yeah, it's like a good, good little meal. Is that? Yeah, there's a lot.

I mean, and there's, I think the thing is, there's some really great animations out there. and you only pump them out. There's going to be some dogs. What was the last one you came out of and went like, oh, man. Animation? Yeah. I'm trying to the last.

Well, I didn't see it in the theater. I saw it on Disney Plus. Encanto was pretty good. Yeah, I loved Encanso. It was really good. I really liked that movie a lot. Again, that was another one. That was playing in my house like forever.

I thought that was, but that one, that had what I'm talking about. That had a good emotional story. It had purpose for the main character. It had great songs. That one had the magic. So that's probably the last Disney one. And there are other ones, I mean, I don't know. I feel like there were some other ones that came out.

I think I'm going back too far with like Up and Wally. And, I mean, you know. Yeah, that's Pixar stuff. There was another Pixar movie that just came. Oh, oh, you didn't like it, but Element. Elemental. I liked Elemental. You didn't love us.

By the way, we have a first time watching for the two of us, which is just two filthy animals. watching a kids movie and cracking the most inappropriate jokes throughout it. So look forward to that. But don't show your kids that one because it's definitely not appropriate. All right, look, it's Thanksgiving. Go back to your families. Yeah.

Have a good time. Why are you in the bathroom listening to this? Because it's their sanctuary. Thank you for joining us. Thanks for Brett. Thanks for you guys. Appreciate you. Apple podcast, Spotify.

If you're brand new to the show, make sure that you hit that subscribe button. As I said, with Spotify, we're trying to climb up the charts. we've been doing good doing just that. But if you can follow us there or Apple Podcasts, it helps tremendously. Thank you so much. Come out and see us on December 2nd for the stand-up comedy show. For me and Brett, we'll see you next time. Bye.

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