The Kristian Harloff Show - Wolf of Wall Street Deep Dive | The Big Thing

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

On episode 7, Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan and Bonnie somerville IN STUDIO!! This is the craziest show yet! The gang talks about Wolf of Wall Street and the impact it had, could it be made today and our favorite scenes. This is a nutty nutty show. Enjoy! Follow on Twitter Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. It is the big thing, the goofball edition. It is a special show. It is a fun show. It is an exciting show. For so many different reasons, I know you saw the thumbnails, but we're going to pretend like you haven't seen the thumbnails. This is the, look at this guy.

Hey! Welcome to the show. We're going to be a good show. We're going to have a guy. I'm going to dancing around. Who's that over days? Do it in a day. Hey, look at us.

It's the goofball show, and it is the big thing. And as you saw, inside of that thumbnail today and on the description of the video, we're going to do a deep dive into the Wolf of Wall Street. We, well, yeah, fucking Wikipedia over there. Wikipedia Jones. Come on. Like, we're going to talk about it for more than five seconds. We're going to talk about it a lot.

We're going to talk about it a lot, but we're not going to talk about it just you and I, though. You know that, right? Oh, no. Because this is exciting. Look, we're doing it. what we can do. We got the studio back. And ladies and gentlemen,

oh, MAG. Wow. Oh, MJ. You would like to thank God. Did I show up? Am I really here?

No. No, no, no, no. Stop the steel. Is that a thing? Welcome back. Look at this. And we're going to try to do this thing. This is old school toad hop right here.

Oh, look at that. Yeah. You think, do you think, by the way? Talk about an insurrection. What? I just gouged her eyeball out with my... That's not good. By any means, I was going to put you and I as the big image.

No. No, please don't. You lead with the ladies. You lead with the ladies. And look at these lovely ladies. Steph Sabra and Bonnie Somerville are here today. Kate Mulligan and Bonnie Somerville are here in studio in Zip Flesh. And we are going to be talking about the Wolf of Wall Street.

because I don't know about you guys, but I had really, really, I don't know what it was, about Paramount Plus. Do you have Paramount? I got it just for this month. Just for this movie? Yeah.

Okay. Well, I get a month free. In general. I cancel on the 24th of July. How did you watch it? My fiancé rented it. Oh, from where? Oh.

I find out. Apple. Wow, big spender. It's a fucking orange. It's a fucking apple. It's a fucking apple. Ted Lassow style. But,

So are you, so you rented it from, you had never seen it before. No. That was shocking to me. That was shocking to me, especially because you're a mom. That, see, she, she gets you. She knows you. She gets you. And when I texted my mom that I watched it, I said, how many times she's, my stepdad

who passed away, who she met at Goldman, God rest his soul, and they had an affair. That's a whole other story. But they saw it together like five, yeah, they saw it together five times because they lived it. Wow. Oh, I believe it. This movie is absolutely bonkers shit-house. But it goes so fast, man.

But it's not the Irishman three hours. That's all I care about. It's three hours of today. A three-hour tit. A three-hour tit. Gilligan, you don't know what you're missing, y'all. Maybe Brit was right. Maybe Brit was right.

We're going to talk about it, maybe three seconds. She shaved. She shaved. She shaved. Yeah, uh-huh. She shaved. She shaved. Is that the Margo-Robby part of it?

No, that's when he tells his dad when he's like, Dad, these girls are shaved. Oh, that's right. Rob Reiner is great in that role, for sure. Also, also, sorry. Yes. I will interrupt. I'm going to try.

I know. I'm sorry. But they shot a lot of that movie in Battery Park City, you know, the boat scenes? Yeah. And I remember now, my stepdad, this is like, what, eight years ago and 10 years ago, he would text me, and he'd be like, like, you know, went down and was watching this movie, you know. And so when I saw it, I was like, oh, like, he was so excited.

I didn't realize that the movie was 2013 is when this film came out. And they mentioned Bayside Queens many times. I know. Oh, Bayside Queens. Hello, and Brooklyn. We could talk about the accent. He was born in Brooklyn. Jonah Hill does the best New York accent ever.

Okay. Ever. Okay. Can I just say one thing before I lose? Okay. Oh, yes. I literally was watching it, Christian. Yes.

And I was very. Very upset with the accents until Jonah, I swear to God, I said today, we were watching it, I went, he is fucking un, like, like. So good. So good. And especially you and me being from Queens and Brooklyn, how many times has bothered you? He was perfect. I have mentioned this many times over that I think Jonah Hill's accent, New York accent, was one of, if not the best accent, if New York accents ever.

Ever. It was like every kid I ever went to high school with. Me too. And he's from California. Yep. And I was watching, and Leo, I love him, but some of the accents, you know, like Margo, you know, pushing. She's okay. Considering where she had to come back from, though.

Listen. She's, she's, she's English or Australian? I'll tell you what, she sounded straight up Australian. The first thing she says in that movie. Really? But, hey, I agree with you. She talked in that movie? Did she talk in that movie?

Sorry. It was when she took her pussy lips. Her pussy lips, yeah. But, Christian, I have to say, I, this is how we're, I, I, I said the exact thing I said, I cannot believe this kid out of everybody in the movie, nailed it. It was so good. Leo, every accent wrong, nailed it. Yeah, I'm not going to give them as much shit, but it was just something so authentic.

John Baranthal is from New York, so his was good. Leo's was, I love him, but it was fine. It was those tea. How do you distinguish, because I know there's different, you know, areas, like, how do you distinguish a good one versus a bad one? Like, it's a flirt and flouse. Yeah. It's a really good, German.

Can I take this one? Yes, please, please. Okay, so Christian and I grew up in the boroughs, bridge and tunnel, like Queens and Brooklyn, right? Then like Manhattan, you know, there's, you know, there's posh, there's right, but Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island, the Bronx, right? You're right, there are different. But if you're from Brooklyn or Queens or the Bronx or any of those outside, it's pretty much the same. And people just do that Marviso-Tomey thing, like, my biological clock is picking. And they take the emphasis on the words too much.

And they'll be like, hey, what are you talking about? No, no. As opposed to, hey, listen, not for nothing, but I got to be honest with you, Bonnie. And you come and running around drinking those white claws. And I look at three of them, I say, I'm not going to drink that shit. And the next thing you know, I'm fucking going upside down, flipping all over the place like a fucking dog in meat. And it's actually, it is hard to differentiate.

But, like, when I've coached young actors, I say, this is just a trick. When they do Brooklyn or Queens. All I say to them is I go, I say keep your mouth close. Yeah. Keep your mouth closed. Like, like, just don't, like, it's a trick. Just don't open your mouth and then just enjoy an action-packed Godzilla's Kong movie night at home. Just keep your mouth close because what actors do that annoys us as a queen's boy in a break.

They go, enjoy an action-packed Godzilla Kong. They go too big. That's not how we talk. Where is Colin Quinn from because he feels like he's swallowing his words. That was. That was. That's, magnificent. Yeah.

It was really good. No, and Christian, Christian did something before the show that my, he took me to my dad. I thought my dad was in the room. He goes, ah, your mother's ass. And I go, what? And he goes, not your mother.

And I'm like, oh, my God. No, but see, see, like, it's, it's that thing, like, oh, your mother's assail. It's, it's, it's. Yeah. I'll go, if I'm really pissed off, I go, your mother's asshole, I swear. Yeah.

I haven't. And then I turn, and then I'll turn around. I go, not yours. Nobody's even in the room. It's always not your room. Throw it away. Like we don't we don't talk like this. It's more like a, I'll give it a try. Go, go, give it a try.

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Hey, listen, this is what I'm going to tell you guys. Not one drink was handed. No, not a single. Not a one. Not a one. No, every drink was had today. But we decided that we were going to do something fun today. We were going to talk about this movie.

We'll probably talk about some of the shit. As you guys know, the big thing is a new show on this channel where we hope you guys will, because we're not doing the schmobots. We don't do the super chats. This is all about the podcast feed. We need you guys to go and download those podcasts. Subscribe to the podcast feed. Every SEM live, every SIFT council and IG, they're all on that new channel now. So this show, we're going to be talking about a lot of.

of different things. And the big thing here today is the Wolf of Wall Street and going into it. And they could be older movies. They're going to be new movies. We talked about on Monday's episode. We just talked about the Shang Chi trailer. We just talked about a Shang Chi, excuse me. We also talked. Got to get that accent. I know. We also talked about the Halloween kills, but we're going to really go into the Wolf of Wall Street because it was one of those things that I just started watching it, like randomly on Paramount Plus. And I was like, well, let's talk about it on the show. And I said to Kate, and I said to, Oh, who's that? What'd you happen? Oh!

But I said to Kate and I said to Bonnie, I said you guys, oh, by the way, Bonnie just destroyed everybody's ranking percentage on whether or not she was going to show up. I said 50-50. No, you didn't. Did you? Yes, I did. I am just, that is, that is. That was high.

That was high. Because I feel like a Saturday, I think so much, especially with kids, so much can happen on a Saturday. It's not, I wasn't being shady. Hold up. Who gave Bonnie the best? I said it's nighttime. There's not auditions that happen. Yeah.

Oh, bless, no, I said. You're going to be hanging out. Also Christian texts is, text, texts is you girl. Also,

because if you text, if you text my fiance, he knows. That's, see, that's what I have no. Shit, I got to get so responsible.

This is what I did. I'm going to show you. By the way, you were, you were a fucking ninja. I know. Because this point, I'm going to show you what I did.

I'll say, the hell with this. Bonnie doesn't know what the hell's going on. She's probably sleeping. Watch this. I was sleeping actually at noon. And he goes, hey. And I go, there he is, Dave.

And he's there, and he's texting. And I go, hey, and he goes this. And I go, hey, and I go, hey, and I go, this. Dave, handsome. That was it. Let me see handsome. Let me see handsome. Handsome.

We lined up his shot perfectly. Poor guy. It's like the left side of day. We wanted nothing to do with the camera. Meanwhile, my nine-year-old's like, get me on the fucking camera. Dave goes, we had plans, you know, with, you know, with family members. But Christian, text, if it's about anything to do with work,

Dave's like, you're doing it. I cancel plans. And I'm like, what do you mean? We had plans with like aunt and uncle that we all. Well, like a 97-year-old woman who's dying tomorrow. And Dave is like, we're going. And I'm like, Christian is such a fucking... Dave, she's dying tomorrow.

You're such a deviant. You know to text him because you know you're going to get what you want. Because you don't even... I got food poisoning again for the 17th time in three days. I might have an ovarian sister. Yeah, not for that. So I just, I just contact, I just contact Gabe now. When I was talking to Dave, like, we talked about an hour, a month ago.

And I was like, listen, when it comes to getting Bonnie, he's like, just text me, dude. That's what I'm going to do. I know. His daughters are like, you're awake? Oh, my God. You're awake. It's noon. I'm like, I'm awake.

It is. It's good. Look, I'm excited to have everybody back because this is. Comptorlingus has Smellon. I got it in, Cantillengis would like to say. Kate, I do have to ask you that, though. I actually wanted to just be the Schmobot. That's all.

But this is because it's so new to you not doing a Schmobot show. Can you look at how beautiful? Yes. She says she's never gotten a peal. I don't believe it. Don't make a silly face. What is this? Look at this.

Beautiful. It's nice, nice skin right. It's true. It's like, petting. Do you want to see my belly? Oh. Wait, we're talking about, wait. For a thousand dollars.

Oh, yeah. You remind me. You remind me. Bonnie and Kate will make out. Kate just turned to us. Oh, we're not live. Kate just turned to a St. Bernard. She's just like, do you want to see my belly?

Moving around. So Wolfram. Never got an appeal. Wolf of Wall Street, guys. Okay. Look, I started this, I started this movie. And I will say, I think it's funny because Bonnie said the same thing when her and I were texting earlier today.

I, and I don't know, maybe it's just because it's, um, recency bias, but I might call this my favorite Scorsese movie. I absolutely do. You do, right? It's Goodfellas in Wall Street. I love Goodfellas. That's what I said. I love casino.

But the structure and all, and obviously, without Goodfellas and everything, the way that they set up, you don't get the same. And Raging Bull. But it's genre, though. It is. You can't, I mean, Scorset, I mean, it's in that genre, if we're going to stick to raging, right? It's different, yeah.

Did you notice? I had to say this. In Goodfellas and Wolf Wall Street, two of my favorite lines, do you love her? Right. Do you? Remember Karen? Remember Karen? And then his ex-wife goes, do you love her?

And I just thought of Karen, like, and he just punches the wall. And he goes, like, I fucking work my ass off and I got to come home to this. So that's scene, by the way, in Wolf of Wall Street, when that's the thing of Wolf of Wall Street is that as much as there are some comedic moments in Goodfellas, this is as much of a common. comedy is if it's anything else. And like what like the first of all, the Irishman was pretty funny. But listen, when they, this, there's a couple different scenes that really stick out in this film that make

me. Jesus. Take the way out. They really make me laugh. Yes. And I think that the first part. Hey, you thought we were going to talk about it? I thought we were going to talk about the movie.

I thought we were going to talk about the movie. But Bonnie's there. So, wait, let me do my name. Hey, he thought we were going to talk about the movie? Hey, you know what? He's, look, he's the day. I'm going to tell you something here, Brett, because the good news is this, because you and I figured out beforehand, two and four, that's all I got to worry about.

Watch this. They're going to try to do something. They're trying to move over. She doesn't try to move over. Look, she's sweating, just going to over there. Did I also? I'm comfortable being next to Brett. Oh, my God!

But listen here, Brett, you know, you got riddle with COVID. I got doing a riddle with it. You're riddle with it. It's like, look, when I do my workouts, like all these people in here, I'm like, I'm working out on the supernatural. I was sweating like Bonnie getting the COVID test over there. You know what I'm saying? Listen to this.

She's trying to get the microphone on, but the problem is you've got to teach him a lesson. You're going to teach him a lesson. The microphone ain't working. So, you know, when you're working on Wall Street, making the big deals. Improvised scene, by the way. It was.

Well, he used to. Well, he actually did that. Oh, Oh! Since you brought that up, right, did you hear Matt McConaughey on Howard Stern last week? So Howard Stern said that he, which is funny when you asked me to do the show,

he said last week he thinks that that scene, you know, like rookie numbers, how much you jerk off, he said, I think that is one of the greatest scenes. And if you listen to Howard Stern, Matt said, Matthew, Matt,

yeah, me and Madie. Yeah, me and M. Anyway, he said, that was, That part, all improv. Yeah. All improv. How much you jerk up.

But he used to do that thing. It's like focal warm up. And Leo went, you should put that in the scene. He was like, really? Which is amazing. But also how much you jerk up, work it, all improvise. Really? Yeah.

He says that on how it. And I was like, oh, my God, to get to do. I mean, get to. Oh, my God. But what that also tells you is how great of a director, Martin Scraises. Yes. Because if you can trust, and obviously, you know, Matt McCom.

Matthew McConaughey and I call him Maddie. But they both earned it in the fact that they've been around for so long but he trusts on them. But you can have a scene like that and know what you're going to do. Like that scene, sorry, let's go over a bunch of the comedy inside of the scene. That's what I wanted to talk about. Because that was a funny scene because he's even talking about, because that portion of what Jordan Belford is at that moment is kind of wide-eyed,

hunched over. And he's never done cocaine. He's never done anything. It's like watching this like this supervillain before he's the supervillain. You know? And it's like the origin of the supervillain as he's sitting there and learning from this whole thing. And the craziest thing is that that place is a legit place that he's working for. Right.

That place that shut down was a legit, like it wasn't this crooked thing that he ultimately got into. It was just a place that failed because of the stock market at the time. But you're watching all that. And you're watching that scene alone is really funny. There's so many different funny scenes, but what you had just mentioned Bonnie before, about the Karen part of it. Karen, $30,000. But when they have this scene with Leonardo DiCaprio and Margo Robbie,

when he's like, who was she, you know, whatever, what was it, the stripper's name or whatever? Venice. Venice. And he keeps throwing the water in his face. By the way, I just had that conversation. So good. Can I just interrupt?

You're married. I'm about to get married. Dave and I were watching it. I was like, see, she throws water in his face. And like, they fight, you know, because we think, yeah. And he went, and this hell fuck all. as an actress, I was like, what the big? And he was like, um, that's not real life.

I mean, am I wrong? Is it? I've never thrown, I've punched a muffin, but I've never. I was just wondering because the water, I mean, that's a great, that's a great. And I love when he's like, don't you fucking there. Don't you fucking, don't you throw that water. It's not like she was hitting him. But it shows you, but also that the, yeah, see, that's the thing.

Apparently, apparently I can't do that when I get there. But the evolution of that's, of that, of that, relationship because he even said that's part of the routine at that point. I wake up, I fight with her, I know. But by the time when it all goes to shit, that's when like he hits her and like and he gets into the car and he was and he fucks up his kid and he's like oh, Mr. Jordan's going crazy, you know, that whole thing that the evolution of what happens and ultimately.

And Kyle, does he, Chandler, does he always play a cop? Yes. I feel like he always goes, right? A cop or a coach. Listen, he's great, but it's always the same. Well, yeah. John, I say John Bloodline. And what was his?

Yeah, he was frightening. Coach Taylor. Coach Taylor, John. It's always the same. But actually, that is an amazing scene when they're laughing. And he's like, yeah. Like, like, you know. Yeah, he's like, get the fuck off my phone.

Oh, that's a great scene. And he's like, I can't wait until the boys here. It's all. Having not seen it for eight years until you told me, like seeing that scene, I've seen in the Oscar clips. Yeah. of Leo doing that, and now I know where it's from. There's a couple of those times, even when he does the biting of the hand,

one that comes up. But then speaking of Jonah Hill, who is just, you talk about balls to the wall, his comedy background comes into play because that's the kind of role that when a comedian plays it, and it plays it real, and it doesn't seem like a Saturday Night Live character. But that's why. I know. He's not a stand-up.

That's why it's good. No, but he's got comedic chops in that area, whether it's super bad and all these other movies what he's known for, 40-year-old Virgin, whatever, when he does a real role, like not a real role, but you know what I mean, like more of a dramatic role, and he plays those, like the stuff he's got going on with John Barrenthal, but when he comes out

and he starts jerking off in front of that. I was insane. With his actual dick? He's like, you got a fucker, Jordan. You got a fucker. But how about the first, I mean, I mean, I agree with you, Kay, like he's a comedian, not a comedian like Santa, like you were.

But the first scene, I was blown, the first scene, when he's, like if you show me a $70,000. I actually was blown away by his acting. He was so good. I was like, I believe him more than Leo. I mean, no offense. I mean, Leo, like, he was so.

I was like, Leo, my buddy. No offense. It was all. But you were dog shit in this movie. What was you, Brett, when was the last time? Brett's the only person that didn't do the rewatching. I watched a synapsis. Yeah.

The film. You watched a synopsis? No, I watched like honest trailers or something like that. He did like a book report. When we're all actually watching the movie, Brett did a book report. Listen, you can't watch it in front of your kids. I can't. By the way, that's why I couldn't watch it.

I was going to do it today. I have one television. It's a television. I'm not going to brag. You have a television. You have a television? What's a television? Listen, don't.

Try to keep yourselves calm, but it's a 40-incher. I see that every night. Ew. Look at Dave. Look at Dave. She was walking slow. If you could see Dave right now, he is... You could see Dave if we had his camera lined up.

Because Christian could go to it just because you're going to see half of them. There is. We took one out of the bedroom. My therapist said the bedroom is for sleeping and sex. Yes. Okay, let's have another show. Let's have another show. Shower's for show.

Wait, did you therapists really say that? Apparently before my wife. No, every therapist. Every therapist. I was late today. Every therapist says that. A bedroom should just be for sleeping and sex. You know what I tell a therapist?

You're like, go fuck yourself. Well, guess what? That's why you're not getting laid. In your bedroom. Yeah. Without you. Look, when you get married, it's like you'll see. And Kate, no, you know.

It's like the same as where ladies, you get, you have your cycle and the periods. It's the same thing with sex during marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this a rhythm. Did you just say ladies? I literally had to say today. You got your periods? Yeah, it's true.

It's rhythms. Well, what, this break that one too? I actually said to. Dickie today before I left I said I know it's been a minute hop in the shower I'll take care of it because I knew the clock had gone too far see well you gotta do that smart but but Brett my therapist same thing same thing it should not she said sleeping and sex and it is an issue if you have it you fall asleep to the TV I'm not looking at someone over it can't look at my looking okay but people do it And she said that to me years ago.

And I don't. People named Dave have been known to do it. No, I'm saying, listen, that's not a problem. But I'm saying it could become a problem because we're not married yet. And that is a problem. We had one. And it was a, then I would escape to one room. She would escape to another.

And now it's, there's one in the living room. I can't watch Wolf of Wall Street in my son's room while he's playing Minecraft. Apparently. Or maybe I should have. I mean, listen, he plays the last of us. Yeah. I'm learning all the last of us. of this. I'm way behind you guys.

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I want to see what the people said. I want to see what's on the liquor shelf. Leady-de-de-de-de-le-de-le-de-le-do. Trying to get Bonnie something to drink it. Oh, okay. That's very nice. Yeah. Yeah, moving on.

Or not. Sheeba-de-de-de-de-dee-dee. Let's be a-a-ba. We are, but... O-feet. Okay, well, did you watch it with Dickie the other day, the movie? No. What did you do?

What did you just? I watched it. I watched it last night, actually. Okay. I was like, I'm getting Paramount Plus for a month. So you did it just Paramount Plus. By the way, so for you, it actually makes sense to have this thing because of Paw Patrol. Dude, all the nix shit.

It's got everything. Well, and the funny thing is it's, that's Dickie's employer. Oh, well, there. you go. And I was like, Dickie, the show you're writing us on Paramount Plus, because we can't watch his show otherwise. Oh, he shut you down. He's finally gone. Yeah, yeah. You've got to get

my... I know, I keep saying, I keep saying it very casual. But I'm saying, like, does Dickie, like, does it come up, like, like, Dickie, Dick, like... No, usually, he thinks his name is hurry up. He thinks his name is hurry up and forth. And ladies and gentlemen, Kate Mulligan, that's why. She's amazing. Hurry up and finish. You're so full of shit. Yeah.

Dickie. Dickie. You do this quick. That's right. In a shower, there's no chance you said that. Yeah. What did? Oh, shower?

In the shower, I said, no. Shower is good, like, for a quick, like a, wow. You know what I like about it? She's shower for, for marriage. For marriage, that's impressive. You know why? People dating for a year. Shower, I'll tell you why shower for marriage is part of the rhythm.

I tell you why shower for marriage isn't impressive. Tell me, because I'm about to get married. Yeah, the door locks. The kids were in rest time. And then I can. can spray him out of me after. I don't need that three-day drip anymore. That's what Washington.

You know that was the original name of this podcast. Three-day drip. I thought it was spray him out of me. Did you just say three-day drip? I don't know. God, I love you. God. It used to be tight, you know what I mean?

You guys are the piece. Before I had a, I can't wait. Before I had a parachute for a. Well, look. Hey, welcome. back to spray them out of me. Ladies and gentlemen, so what we're talking about now is shower splops.

But shower, yeah, that's good. It's a good quickie. That was a good baby. That was very married for us. Are we talking? We're just talking, you know, a little. Oh, no, we're talking full on. Or just a jerk.

Everything. We're talking basic instinct against the glass type stuff? Listen. Wow. That's what I'm talking. That's what I'm talking about here. Touch the toes. Touch the toe.

Wow. I know. Wow. I'm down there, like, doing my toes. Because I'll tell you what, shower sex makes no sense. Shower, by the way, we all agree. We all agree. It is the most uncomfortable worst, but we do it.

We all agree or women all agree? We've all agreed. I'll go on my tiptoes. Meaning, Lonnie, that it's not something we do anymore. It's the worst. We've all agreed that that's not cool. It's the world. When was it cut out of your life?

Years ago. It was many, I mean, it's the bad, well, I told Kate recently, though, I have been collecting hot wheels, so things aren't so great. Oh my God. Listen, did you say that on your show? I'm like, come on. There's 12 people that watch it. But listen, I'm, I agree with. The sax act is awful in the show.

Oh, yeah. But the other acts, that's, that's fun. But the sick, come on. It's so uncomfortable. Where are you going to stand? She's taller than me. It's never been an easy. It depends on the shower size, though, no?

Yeah. It depends. I mean, you've got a really big. I've got a dick-sized shower. That's what you ask the realtor when you moved out. You just have a dick-sized showers here? Hey, Christian, how's your shower sex going? How's your shower sex going?

It depends on the Netflix movie. Dirty dancing Boom Dirty dancing Fum It's so funny It's like Today we had a bunch of people over

Obviously everyone here And we're having some drinks And my wife had just gotten her hair Her hair did Ridic she How fuck I mean I looked over to mine I was like

I fucked her Not gonna lie at you No that's not to say these thing But I would have Boom Okay Moving on Moving on

Look this was But I think that we have absolutely taken on the viable of Wall Street here. I actually think it's why it's your favorite movie, Christian. I have a theory about this.

I think it might be your favorite movie because I think there is like, it's like legalized porn basically. But I feel like it's, I feel like there is a part of this that was your life at one point. Not that you were on Wall Street but that I feel like there was, I don't know, I feel like

there was a bigger vibe. Like there was like a, like people know you as like a really loyal, awesome family. But people maybe don't know. You knew me beforehand. I knew you before that. And I just feel like... But Bonnie did not.

No, I did. You didn't know me before that. You knew me since I was a city. Right. Did you take Lutz? Yeah. God. Steve Maddie.

I met you before the engagement. But I was going to say, because you and I grew up in Queens, and when I was watching it, I don't know, and I'm so annoying, by the way, everyone hates me watching a movie with me. Literally, my family, He pauses and he goes, he goes, he's like, let me get that great black.

Because I talk, I can't help it. I talk. And he goes, what? And I'm like, can I just say one more thing? Just one more thing. But tell me, Kay, do you not agree? No. No, can I?

Like, growing up on the East Coast, when you watch that, don't you miss the diners? Oh, yeah. I think that was, I'm pretty sure it was a Blue Bay diner. But that's what I feel also that, that, that, also because me and him grew up, you know, working class family, like get out. Like, get out.

Like, so some of it. it like I just those movies made me go and the diner and the and the and the you know like my mom you know went to we could talk about that after but like worked at Goldman Sachs that she actually lived that oh wow there's something about it I'm just like oh it's like that it's the it's the culture growing up right like you can get out of here you can make something better of yourself yeah well yes but I my accent is full force no but I think from what from what Kate was saying though too it's like it's like the faster life that you used to have there was the faster life in the shower I know what you mean But, like, it was, it's that, at that point, though, too,

because what you have to watch with Leonardo Caprio, because Leonardo Caprio is my age, you know, but you're supposed to be watching him at that point as if he's in his early 20s, and that's what you have to separate. Because it's not like some 40-year-old guy doing this. It was a 20-year-old, like when I was 25, 26-year-old. Oh, you're talking about the party scene.

I'm just talking about, like, oh, like that vibe. I'm sorry. Yeah, we did that too. It's the reason that Kate said I shouldn't watch it in front of my kids because there was a whole lot of Rita. I was talking about... I was only talking about growing up. I was the nostalgia.

She's talking about me in like 2006. Oh, when you were like, yeah. I can't say it because your wife is a bridesmaid. She doesn't watch the show in six years. I literally said, could you do my makeup for this spectacular? And Christian goes, she doesn't know it's spectacular. Also, Sadie shut it down. She was like, I don't.

I don't. I think she would. would do she would absolutely do it she just won't charge you for it well i want to yeah she but i was you're right and we did have crazy times when we were young but i meant i was talking about the nest that when i watched the movie like the die like i just that that the good fellow like that doesn't exist anymore no brooklyn is so gentrified queen is like that's gone it's gone i i i sister lives there now yeah so is it is it still i mean like no no the the the i had a hell of a time though.

But the way we grew up, like he would go to a dining. I know you mean, but everything's changed. I mean, you listen to the way that culture inside of the 80s in general has changed. Even when McConaughey's in the middle of the restaurant whips out the lines. I do that. I do that on a Tuesday. Yeah, right? I don't know.

I mean, that hasn't affected me. Right. Right. Was this during McConaughey doing Bad Dallas Spires Club? He lost. I was like, look at him. I'm like, he's ill. He's ill. He's ill.

He's ill. Leonor DiCaprio lost the Oscar to him that year, though, too. That's right. Oh, wow. That's seen for that role, which is crazy. Oh, then I was totally wrong. I thought Leo won for. No, he won for Revenant.

Yeah. He won for the worst film he was ever in. I said, I said the same thing. I said the same thing, come on. I said the same thing. That one scene, he looks sick. Not, I'm sorry. Not worse.

Yeah, Irishman's worse. I know. Irishman's the worst. I know. Come on, the Revenant. All the. Oh, okay's Lee and a Garton, are you on Luz right now? Yeah.

Are you on Luz right now? Yeah. You're talking about, if you're talking about the movies he should have won for it? Yes, yes. Maybe not. That was, that was like, he should bone throat. I agree with you. It's like, he, I agree with you.

It's like a legacy. It's like the year that Denzel. Denzel, but for training day, except for Philadelphia. Yeah, it was Philadelphia for, uh, for, uh, for, training day. No, no, it was the shit. Ruben Carter and Hurricane. Hurricane. No, but it's like they flipped it.

What's his name? Gladiator. Russell. It's like, it's exactly what they did. They flipped it. And Russell should have won for the insider. Yes. Not Gladiator.

Yeah. Because. I don't know. Gladiator's pretty damn good. Gladiator. I just watched them. It's very good. Come on.

I think I would give him, I would give him gladiator. Wasn't gladiator first? And Jay Z made a sample off that. They say that that's a. thing that him and Denzel were up two years against each other. Denzel was up for Gladiator and Hurricane? No. Which one?

Training. Training. Yeah. It was Gladiator and Training Day and then Hurricane Day and then Hurricane and Insider, and I'm probably getting this wrong. But those are the two four movies. That's the name of my book. I'm probably getting this wrong.

Yeah, exactly. Next to shower sex. It's nice. Right. I'm not tall enough for this. That's what the name of my shower sex book is. I'm not tall enough. And Dickie says I'm not short enough for this.

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Share and age. Yeah. Tell us about the animals. Oh, wow. You know what? So we'll do something right now. So, Brett, I got to ask you questions. Hey, I have my piss on your bottle.

You might have to, I do, too. But see, but the thing is, you can get up. I can't. I just thought about this for a second. I have to go to the bathroom so bad. Yeah. But the problem is, if I left you guys all alone right now, the entire, we would be the end of our network. It would be over before it even started.

You know what? I bristle at that. Do I, do I think it would be funny? Do I think it would be funny? That shit down. This girl can do anything. First up, we're going to talk about who's taller in the shower. Secondly, we're going to talk about.

Second, Bonnie and I. He has to crouch. He has to crouch. He has to crouch. I think my holes high. You know what I mean? I think I'm like a disproportionate. That was the other name of this show.

Your hole is still high? All high. After two kids, congratulations. No. Ladies and gentlemen. Still your hatch, hang low. Do it wobble, do it, bro. Anyway, what could go wrong?

It's like a bat in the cave. Was that the sequel to Friday Night Lights was holes high? The holes on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. Holes on the bus. Oh, um, um. And we are.

Alcala. Name somebody who's had prosthetic, prosthetic, I can't say the word. Teeth, and that hasn't been nominated for a reward for it. Michelle Williams had the fake teeth. Mallory Ramek. Nicole Kidman won. Got it, right?

Nicole Kidman won for. You'll win. That's your, that is your shit to a nomination. Maybe we need fake teeth. We'll get more jobs. He got nominated for that at least, right? Yes, he did.

And he should have. He was so good. No, I remember. But what I will tell you about, again, going back into this, that was one of the scenes but the other scene is the scene on the boat the scene in the boat when they're going to

to Monaco and they have to go back there in time to get there in time because the aunt dies they have to go back in time they have to get back there in time and they have to get back to Monaco in time because so they get there and they're trying to get there and by the way who's the guy the captain

is a Seamus? What the hell's the guy's name? Shea Wiggum. I could not believe he was in that movie. I love it. I worked with him once. He's an amazing. He's amazing. Amazing human being.

Terrence Winter loves him. And Terrence Winter wrote the Wall Street. He's a very fine. You can tell that Terence Winter wrote this. I've known him since I was a waitress. He's an awesome dude. Married, still married to his college wife. Like, awesome dude.

I like that. He was so good in that role. And it was so brief, but they're on the, and that whole scene where he's like, Leo's like holding on the Mara Rob. He's kicking up over and he's like, he goes, get the lutes.

And he's like, I don't want to die doing bad things, man. I don't have bad things. Get the ludes. And what? What? He's like, get the lutes. I don't want to die sober.

That whole scene. Yes. Because it just also played off it. And even though those scenes that we just mentioned are really funny, the funniest scene in the entire, in the entire thing. Are you going to say the country club? It's the best part. Okay.

I'm happy you brought this up because you told me about that scene. It's about... And I actually asked my mom, who we should talk about, she was an assistant at Goldman Sachs. Yeah. She started in 1977.

Wow. Worked her way up. Series 7, because my dad was out of the picture. I actually, Christian knows this, I have had conversation, and you know,

we love my mom. Love your mom. I have actually asked my mom, like, did you do that? And she's like, oh yeah, we would book fucking,

we would book Bachelor. I mean, the shit, she's like, that, that is... Which one are you told? Which scene are you talking about? Okay, sorry.

I digress. The ludes, the ludes, him, that scene that I, I think, I, maybe I'm wrong. Physically comedy, like, it was his,

well, Leonardo Ocampure does. No, no, no. The country club, when the ludes that were old kicked in. Oh, yeah. And he goes. Like,

as an actor, tell me if you agree, as an actor, like, I, I was thinking, like, to be that free. Yeah. Like I would be insecure.

I would be nervous. I'd be like, he's rolling, he's rolling down the stairs, all of that stuff of what he did there. But that scene in general. And then he said, Skyler makes it look so easy,

which is his baby. His baby crawl. All of that, though, that scene in general, what was so brilliant about the scene, not only the fact that it's everything comedically in the way that that scene is set up was that,

okay, this thing's not kicking. You're only supposed to do one. And Jonah Hill says, my guy says only take one. And it doesn't kick in. And then they take it. They take another one. Then he gets a call from his guy.

They're going, dude, get to a pay phone. Yeah. And, well, his buddy was the, his guy was a private, a lawyer. No, it was a private investigator who tells him, like, and he said the FBI is coming after you. But he's like, get to, and then it kicks in. And he's like, what are you saying?

But then that whole scene, though, then when he gets in, you're like, how did he make it home? And then you're like, realize. No scratch on the car. Not a scratch on the car. As an act, like, like, you, I mean, you went to like, legit drama school, like, whatever. But like, no, let's stop it.

But I'm saying, and I've been acting forever. But like, I feel like if that was a role for me, I think I would, like, you know, if you wanted that performance out of me, I'd have to be on loose. I think I would know, honestly. I was going to say, yeah, like, give me to lose. No, his freedom, honestly, I know my brain would go, this is too much. Yeah. I just, I respect him for that. But he was locked into that role.

If you were locked into it, you go to. No, no, no, I'm saying, I got to give him credit. He was so locked in to that. And he just owned. We could be locked in, but that's a level of freedom. Right, the freedom comes from being locked in. And he was so locked in from everything that he did, everything that he did there.

And then going back to the scene where he found out, he finds out that Jonah ratted out or got Baranthal in trouble. So he gets there and he shows, and he gets back and that scene with the phone, and they're both fucked up. Oh my God, they're both on loose. And he hits him in the head with the phone. And then he starts to show the Popeye spinach thing. He's got to do Coke in order.

And then he goes to dump the bag of coke down it. It's so crazy. But I'm just saying as an actor and like we're all actors like I'm just saying like I'm being honest. Like I'm not I'm being honest. Stop it. That is something that I would never be honest. Is this what you do on your little show? You're honest.

You're honest. I mean you went to drama school. You know we did. I went to drama school. They made us do those animals. They made us do shit. Yeah. Yeah.

They made us do theater school pretend to be it. Watch this. It's not all zip zaps up. Hold on. You want to see quality acting? Watch this. Watch this right now. I'm going to show you quality acting.

I want to show you some really, really quality acting. All right, Brett. Yeah. All right, ready, go. So let me ask you a question. Yeah. Where were you last week? Where would you go?

What did you go? That thing you were doing. Tell me about it. It was throwing an axe. Yeah, yeah, you throw in the axe. Tell me about the zebras. Oh, the zebras? Yeah, and they don't know how it was a thrown an axe.

Yeah? What about the zebra? Zebra? zebra comes in the room. Right? What did he do? I'm like, can you see the zebra? And they're like, are you doing lutes again?

I'm like, maybe. Maybe. Well, what was it real? It was a squirrel. It was a squirrel. It was a squirrel. It was, it had a friend. It was a penguin.

Yeah. Yeah. And we're like, hey, you jackalope. We joke all the time that for any reason that any time we do an improv scene, I always throw an animal in there. Oh, yeah. Always. Always. Always.

Or negates everything you're saying. Kate and I have a moment as theater majors. They made us do all of the... Wait, hold on. Can you do it long enough that I can pay? Do you want to see my white cheeks given? Because that's what I was. I was a white cheeks given.

They made us do in theater school all of this shit. They made us do the animals on the floor. I was always uncomfortable with it. Wait, where? Did you go to the same school? No, I went to Boston College and then... Oh, my school with her ex-expected. Because she went where I went into...

Oh, let's talk about that. She went where I wanted to go to school is what I almost said. Yes. But where I wanted. You know doing theater. What are you doing? What are you doing? Hold on. They make you do this stuff.

I'm just so impressed because I don't think I... It's like Mr. Peepers. That's pretty scary. Is that what you were doing in the shower? He looks like the guy from Lord of the Rings. No, Dickie loves that. Who's the guy from Lord of the Rings? No, the Goblin.

No, no, no. Who's the Goblin? Gollum, Gomb, Gomb. Paragorn. Yeah. But, Brett, you know what? I know what you're talking. No, I did Nebraska theater school.

But I'm saying it never came into play in our real lives. It's like algebra. Yeah. Fuck algebra. Okay. Fuck algebra. I have no kids. So I can say, fuck algebra.

I have no kids. You're never going to fucking use algebra. Fuck algebra. But it's like theater school. But this made me go, that might be the only role I've ever seen that when they made us do like caterpillar shit. Oh, yeah. You know, I was like, oh my God.

That might be the only movie I've ever seen. That shit plays up. Where they can't actually do ludes. Like, we joke saying like, oh, yeah, yeah. But also, like, how would he, honestly, if somebody was like, okay, pretend like you're on lutes, I'm somebody who's never done lutes. You want me to pretend like I've done cocaine? Sure, sure, sure.

I can nail it. Me too. Oh, no, I'm just joking. But I'm not. But cocaine is a hell of a drug. I'm Rick James, bitch. But I was going to say that, like, if somebody was like, pretend like you've done lutes, you're going to do.

do this scene, I'd be like, I would not lose. I couldn't do it. And I actually asked my mom about that because that was what she saw and I was like, but I just, I thought like a theater school major, like it,

that was the only thing, I don't know, is there any other movie you could think of where the physical shit they made us do for theater school would come into play? Uh, Cheech and Chong. Okay.

Red needs to pay. No, Chong, Chong, you can, you're not, you could appeal like an hour ago. Oh, No, no, I'm listening.

But no. I'm listening. Name a movie that the physical shit they made us do in theater camp. No, I totally agree. Not one. Yeah, that's. It's like algebra. All the shit they made us do in theater camp, when is that ever coming to play?

Because I don't even think you could get ludes right now. I was telling Christian, I did a bit about that. Like, no, the last guy that had ludes and it's like, it was going to be the last big. They even say that in the movie. Yeah. No, but I'm talking about, like, they don't even like that. I came up with this fucking movie. No, if you wouldn't have read it off a Wikipedia, you should have.

You would have. Before that we watched it. But what I'm talking about is they were like you're a caterpillar. Yes. And we had to get graded. Yes. When has that? It's like algebra.

Yes. Okay. Now, what does the, what is, what are you informed by this? I'm going to challenge you. What is that ever come into play? Prove it. Okay. All right.

So. All right, go ahead. Listen, all I want is for the train not to come off the track here. So let's just all sit in silence until Christians back. Oh, it's just you do. Oh, I could leave you. But no, a theater, a theater game. I've never seen physical like that.

Bonnie, lead from your strenum. What does that inform you of the character? What's the character? Say a sentence as that character. Go. I'm a lion. There it is. Yeah.

I am a lion. I remember thinking like, this school did not prepare me for auditions. I have never done a fucking job where I've gone. You had to be on lutes. Well, you know what? We wouldn't go so far. Let's just say. Let's just, let's dial that back.

I found that fascinating. What were that scene? I don't know if you know this, but what were ludes for other than recreational? Real question. I know. Would you do? I don't know. So they were invented in the 60s.

Actually, JFK and Jackie Kennedy, they were on ludes, quailudes, and it was for anxiety and to bring down like mania. Okay. But people, which he says in the movie, which I find very funny, because I shouldn't say this, but if you've ever taken Ambien and you've stayed up. Every day. And if you have stayed up past, he said that. Every day also.

If you stay up past the point, which I've done accidentally. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. On an accident. It affects your, it does that. Everything slows down. And I guess Ludes, when they found it, like people would use it recreationally. and stay up past that point.

Got it. And then... Well, he has that whole thing. But he's got that whole thing, Jordan Belford, inside of this movie, where he has his regimen of things that he does the way. Which is crazy that he didn't die. Which is really not.

Can I tell you, after this movie, I went down a deep internet dive. How much cocaine did you do Jordan Belford? Steph says she hung out with him recently. Yeah. I know. I was like, how is this possible? Where does he live?

Yeah, he's going to live. And he has a poster that, like, is like, like, breakdown of life. You guys read the book? I'm just curious. Oh, I read the book just because my parents worked on Wall Street. Well, and apparently they say like people are like this is like this does capture the essence. Like we can't verify what's real or not.

But like he sued the studio for $300 million. That's right. Okay. But not for the same. You should listen to the audio. But not for the fact, not for the fact that it was not real. That there was something else of the people of the investors who was involved in and all that. Steve Madden went to jail.

In real life. See, I didn't know that. I had no idea. So I went down this deep dive. I'm like, wait, what happened with Steve Madden? Because, like, you can still buy the shoes. And he sold all of his shares. Well, what they do is, you know, not that we're all, you know, we're a fucking artist, but, you know, they sell.

They sell a piece. You know, they sell a piece and this and that. And he got out of it. But I, I, I, I, I, I. He was in jail for four years. I read the book 10, 12 years ago just because my mom worked to Goldman Sachs. And, you know, I grew up with those people. So, and the.

book is actually anybody listening is is is worth reading yeah but he also apparently wolf of wall street was not an article that came out because that's where it wasn't he gave it to himself he gave himself though oh wow it was just his book book title wow well either way uh so watch this this this is my so this is my favorite thing this is what i'm going to do so watch wait so so so bret let me ask your question so what was your favorite part the movie itself did you like um did you do Do you think that, you know, Rob Reiner, when he showed up, did that make a lot of sense? You know? Yeah, I agree.

I think that the best part about it was when, when Barrenthal and the whole guy, they're all sitting around, they're trying to, like, sell the pen and moving around. So what would you try to sell at that point? Interesting. So, yeah, moving on, moving on. I could have done a great brat impression. You should let her, yeah. All right, go ahead. I can't do it.

Do the bread impression. Go ahead. So this is exactly the show I thought it was going to be today. Wait, throw the camera this way. Where are you, for you? No. Oh. Oh, my God, you're so rude.

Oh, I said you. I'm going to ask it. My favorite. Can I be, I'm going to be Christian. Oh, oh, it's going to be good. Go ahead. Okay, hang on. Give me a second.

Hang on. Get a good in character. Wait. I'm going to be Christian. You're going to be Brett. Yeah. I am blinder than I thought. All right.

Hang on. Yeah, but we got it. Yeah. We got a fucking. We got a, so Brett. Are you doing an impression of me or yourself? Can't. Hey, I'm going to say.

File this under tension in the studio. No, come on. Let me have a moment. All right, ready to go. Ready go. What's wrong with your eyeballs? Oh, no, I just want to tell you one thing. Yes.

I know 100% and I took, I took his lead. He did not go to the bathroom. 100% no. He came back so quickly. I did not what? Go to the bathroom to pee. What do you mean? I went to the bathroom.

No. saw the shed. I saw shed remnants, and I went, back of the shed time. We always, we always, Brett and I always laugh about this though, too, because, no, what we always, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What the two of us laugh about all the time on this show, I think is an ongoing joke is the piss bottles. Look, there'd be seven piss bottles. And if there were no, if there were no ladies in the house right now, they'd be pissed bottles. There are no ladies in the house. Wait, we were lost.

Can the ladies have a bit and just be Christian and Brett? You want to, the moment's still here. All right. I'm sorry, I ruined it. I just wanted to point out that I saw. We're still, we're going to go with this one. I saw the drip in. Here we go.

Okay, here we go. Classes. Or give another bit. I just want to be. Let's put it on ground links. Give us a scenario. Hey, if you're worried about rolling down the street, you better connect with this one. If you can't roll down the hill like that.

You're both on ludes. We're on ludes. I'm Christian. She's you. Yeah, go ahead. We're talking about a wolf of the wall street. It's a wolf of a wall street. Kate's face.

No. No. You're talking about what you're. You're like Harry. No. Listen. Hi. Listen.

Hi. With a hot dog. Hi. Hey. Hey guys. I'm going to make a slurpee and put a big sleigh on the cup for the cabbys. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

I listen. I have an ad, listen, listen, I have an ad, you got to get it in. You're not listening. You're not listening. You're not listening. You're not listening. somebody says like he tries on your eyeglasses and says like wow your eyes are messed up what do you go up to people in wheelchairs and go like hey old iron size what the fuck's wrong with your

legs are you mr magoo yeah i know i could only see you in those i couldn't see anybody else in mr 47 years old that's right oh me too uh did hey what's up kate anything but before we actually do move on here yeah yeah yeah you wear it better than i do buddy did um did you was anything particularly in this movie that you were watching You rewatched it the other day. Yes. That really stood out because it is 2.45, but it goes quick. It's 245.

It's 2.49. What I will tell you is, so here's a question, and this maybe is best for Bonnie, but also for everybody. I feel like I'm so used to Margo Robbie being the lead of a film or like carrying a film. Before she really broke out. It really is before she broke out. I remember it was sort of like, wasn't her debut? No, it wasn't her debut? No, no.

She was in a movie with, she was in time, the movie in time with the, or not in time. What was that movie we saw together? The one with Donald Gleason. About time. About time. The movie I will never watch again. No, but yes, in answer to your question, she beat out many, many, many people and auditioned for that 20 times. But Marga Robbie is an interesting conversation because that's my fiancé's dream.

That's his like pass, island pass. Yeah. No, I'm just going to say, I feel like it's one of those things. She's kind of gross. Thank you. I feel like she is, I felt like that part would be hard. There is nothing redeeming about that character. Nothing.

Because she's a, she's a slutty slut, I'm not slut shaming, but she's a slutty slut slut, who like. We love sluts, by the way. We love sluts. We love sluts. We love sluts. We are sluts. We're slut.

We're slut positive. Don't cancel us because we fucking love sluts. And speaking of sluts, our new sponsors. Slops.com.com. But I feel like she, I feel like, so she breaks up a married man from his wife purposefully. Like she makes, there's a moment where she decides, I'm going to come out and make it to this guy. He's not going to be able to say no to me.

And then she marries that guy and then somehow expects that that man's going to change. That's fucked up. No, that is fucked up. And then she leaves. You're such a douchebag. You are, oh my God. She really is a piece of work, though. Dave is jealous.

I get it. Look, she's really, okay, wait. I said once. And answer you to your question. So why do you take this part if you're Margot Robbie? Because she did this movie make her for Margot Robbie? Are you fucking me? Why would you mean?

No. Why do I do all these fucking wholemark movies? No, no, no. Are you fucking me? Are you fucking me? I don't know. Am I fucking? You take this part because I guarantee you.

Is this what made her? Absolutely. In America. And you know why you take the part because you do the best you can. Yeah. But when you're that, when you're starting, as you know, You take it with the hopes, which we all know, those hopes probably won't come true that you wanted to be a feminine.

But you take it because that's your break. Yeah. No, I don't mean that she shouldn't have taken. I'm not being articulate about it. I guess what I'm saying is that I feel like, well, here's the other question. Does this movie get made in 2021? No. I don't know.

I do think it will, and I'll tell you why. Well, it's not historical. You think they're going to throw midgets in terms? 20-21? It's not then. Because it's not like they're trying to tell you that this is a good thing that these people were doing.

Oh, wait. That's a different. Sorry, I did research a little bit. Cancel culture. Did they glorify? This is one criticism. Did they glorify being, deceiving, being like,

you know, overindulging in this film? Do you think that that? No, I don't. I think that the fact, he's a scumbach. Like, it is, he's a drug addict. womanizing, abusing criminal. I agree with you. And is it an entertaining film and is there funny things that are happening?

Of course. But it is a, it's a despicable time in this person's life. I don't know the guy now, but from what he does? If you're going to judge him on the things that you saw, he's despicable. And like, if you look at it and you're like, oh, I want to be like that guy, that's a problem. No, no. But I agree with you. That's why only is cancer culture.

I have to say, I agree with you. I agree with you. even though it's based on a true story, I really think that if it was made now, people would find... There would be less... There would be now, I think... I don't know.

I think today with today with the... If it was, if it was like glorifying, like actually glorifying him and like he gets... When he's... You watch everything that he's doing, you're like, oh, I want to be like that guy. And it's like if they were... That's not what this movie is.

Like, I don't think that... Have you guys, have you two watched pretend it's a city? the Martin Scorsese, Fran Lee Bowitz. So she's the judge. Oh, God, Howard Stern loves this. You have to watch this. Both of you have to watch this. Howard Stern loves this.

It's Franley Bewitz, who is sort of a... You know Howard's turn. You know, I have you heard of... No, no, he's my boy. I mean, I'm obsessed. I could not live... Oh, no, I just mean, like, once he quits his job, I have to leave L.A.

Because I can't live here without... Can I tell my dad? I know if somebody knows him knows that. No, but... My dad has been listening to Stern. Our mutual friend that you hate mentioned my name. You played something on Stern, right? You did on your stories.

Yeah, she can't. Someone that she doesn't like brought my name up on the show and it drove me insane. Well, look, one of the things that doesn't drive, you don't want to go. Hey, you what doesn't drive me crazy? You don't want that drives me crazy? Occulate. Mute one and three. New one and three.

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You love it, too. No, the kids have it. My wife has it. My wife just took a walk to the beach today, got the sunscreen. It smells like, she says, it smells like babies. Why did I, give me a college flashback. No, I actually need it. Like, it's embarrassing.

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I'm like, oh, your stomach is rotting. Mine is. I can smell it through your mouth. Far enough to join? Yeah. Like, yeah. He's no, just like it's Neil. And they have said that like people with autoimmune diseases

It's all like a gut-related thing. But like the way he smells in the morning is like a trash heap. And the baby wakes up and I'm like, did you have cotton candy in your sleep? That's me. My family, he smells like cotton candy. And I am like, I don't know. And I do everything right. I do everything right.

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The sausage? She's legit like Mick Jagger. I put on... I put on Start Me Up the other day. And I had not seizure of this. And it starts and she goes, just moving. Yes, yes. But she smells like a little rose, right?

Yeah. She farts like a 70-year-old truck driver. Oh, well, that, like eating in and out. Don't tell them. You're not going to listen to your podcast. I may have been with bad breath, but my farts are not as bad as that. Your farts smell like roses. See, that's what you should be.

You should be comparing farts to everybody in your podcast. I think it would be the number one podcast in all of America. Roten eggs. If you fought me up. You can say Irish Fart me up. Fat me up. Fart me up, I'll never stop. Bonnie, do you do a version of your podcast that's called Fifth Act?

Because that's me. And here was 17th act. Well, I'm curious, no, I'm curious, you all have kids, but it is, like, because my grandma had nine kids. No, thank you. And she said, like, her famous quote, Christian, like, she said, I love them all, I don't like them all. Look out.

Like, literally. And also, she said, from birth, she could tell which one was going to be a pain in the ass. Like, is that true as parents? Like, I know which one's going to be trans. I'm, and I can't. You don't have a trans kid. No, I might.

No, of course. I could, but let me tell you something. That's because they have your trans because you're always in fucking costume and wigs and shit. No, it's because he loves dresses. He loves Minnie Mouse. But that doesn't mean. No, he doesn't. But I'm just saying, if you ask me, you have to put money on one of your kids to become trans.

Hey, my son. My one son. My one son that I want to mention. Sorry, sorry. That I know of. He just slipped up. He just slipped up. I never had sex with any other one before.

He meant my one son. He wore our friends, daughters, sleep uniforms. They don't know me uniforms. It's called a sleep uniform or a nightgown. However you want to call it. Sleep uniforms. They have that little crop sleep. My favorite is Kate.

But what I love about it is too, like you, like I love the fact that you're just like, how proud you are. I'm so proud. Oh, of course. Yeah. But also, Kate, you were an artist, you're a true artist, and they see their mom. Yeah. So maybe they're just copying that.

He doesn't mean they're. He was, yeah, listen, he may not be also. But honestly, I'm like, figures fucking cross. Let me keep one of them. But I keep one of them as me being the only woman they love. But I don't want to suck your dick right now. Please, too. No, but the, whoa, someone just ripped one?

That's. Did Bonn? Hey guys, listen to Bonnie's podcast. She just farted on our show. Like, roses, it might have been. But, no, I think, I didn't, you didn't explain it to me, first of all. You're like, my son's going to show up. He's going to be wearing Minnie Mouse.

And like, but you're like, and I go, I go, oh, I get that. Navy ones where many miles. Yeah, that's what's great about, like, where we are right now is that, like, those things, you don't even, you don't even second guess that you go like, okay. Well, that's the path. California and man as progressive. Like when we were kids, someone would take away and go, you know, you can't play with G.I. Yeah.

But that doesn't mean they're going to be. Like, you don't know. No, my daughter, I go, oh, we were getting these little thermases. And I go, oh, I go, oh, that's a pink one. She goes, I want, I want Spider-Man. I go, of course you want Spider-Man. Yeah. What am I doing?

What am I doing pushing this shit on me? Well, that was the same thing that I said. And that's a different conversation. But I remember, like, I tweeted out because I was legit upset at the Disney store when I went into, I went in with, uh, with my daughter. My daughter was like, wanted to look at lightsaber's. And it said, boys toys.

Yeah. And it had like a lightsaber. And I'm like, that's, I'm like, that's, that's stupid. Yeah. I'm like, you just say toys. Blue room, pink room. Yeah. But it's still, but this was like two years ago.

Oh, I know. And it's like, well, no. I wonder if it is. I wonder because I was, because I asked. Well, I see with Ray, the Rise of Skywalker. But I, I never do that kind of stuff. Like I never do that kind of stuff, but that like legit like, like, because I was with her and she's like, am I not supposed to have this? And I'm like, I'm like, of course you're supposed to have that.

And I said, I said to them. You and I have the opposite situation. I'm a woman with two boys and you're a man with two girls. Right. Right. I didn't get incensed in the opposite. Wait, you have one in one? I, yeah, I didn't purposely do it.

It was ingrained in my head where my daughter, I go, okay, this is my daughter. She wants a pink thermis. And then she goes, I want Spider-Man. I'm like, oh, that may. Oh, yeah, you get to choose whatever the fuck you want. Right. It was something that I had to take my Midwestern Nebraska bullshit. Because of the way we grew up, we have to take away our bias that it's like not a cool.

It's our how we grew up. Like a boy's room is blue. Yeah. And a girl's room is pink. And like, it's your take, you have to take away your body. Well, and that's what's so cool about Jordan Belfort being a trance. Oh, let's bring it back to Wolf of Wall Street. Well, I mean, look, there's so much.

There's so much that we got to. And this is the beauty of this show. Like this show, we knew it was going to go all over the place. Let me say one thing. Hold on a second. We're taking Ludes. Yeah, we're taking Luz. So, well, let me try to bring this back to the audience for a second.

Because we had an episode on Monday with myself, Mark, and Steph. This episode obviously dropping on Wednesday. And then Friday we'll have another episode with myself and Mark. So the big thing is going to be on three times a week for sure. Sometimes you get some bonus episodes. Don't forget about SCN Live every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. That is on the new channel. You have the IG show.

You have the Sith Council show. All the stuff that lives on the separate channel. Head on over there. And as far as the interaction goes, yes, these are pre-tape. But if you have the interaction with the crew and trying to put in the Schmelbots and all of those things, you can still do that. But please go and subscribe to that new channel. It is crucial. This is one of those shows where, like we said, we want to do.

us start off and start talking about Wolf of Wall Street and where it went, it went. And that's the same kind of thing that we're going to do. There's going to be a lot of different shows where we'll talk about certain trailers that we saw or certain movies or whatever the hell comes up. It's something that we just watched. But it's going to go where it's going to go. And we just want to highlight the personalities.

We want to highlight the fact that we just want to talk to you guys in a pure uninterrupted form of podcasting, which is the thing we've built Shmoh's Noon, the thing that we've continued to do. We haven't been able to do it. I know how much Kate has missed it. I know how much Kate has missed it. What am I fucking chop liver? What am I talking about right now?

You know what? I'm going to put you on the spot. Give him the two shit. I'm going to put you on the spot right now. Give him the two shit. What am I, Bonnie, what am I talking about right now?

About the show. What about the show? About, what do you mean? What about being a part of the show? That's about being a part of the show. What I'm talking about is I've had the difference between the schmobots and interrupted shows and this show.

And this show, and what we've been able to do, be able to take everybody here inside the studio, which we haven't been able to do for over like a year and a half. It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. Comment, continue to do that. Download the podcast, subscribe to the podcast,

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So thank you guys very much. Kate, you have something else? No, I was just going to say subscribing doesn't mean you have to listen to it always. Subscribing just means you subscribe. And also, and a reminder, too, for everybody else, if you didn't know that already, that we had said beforehand, too, make sure you check out Bonnie's show. Please. It is second act.

It is also on Apple Podcasts or anywhere you can find podcast. Go and check out. You can find my episode. I was on there, too. The first one. That's right, Greg Grunberg, who is a mutual friend of the show. And this week, we have Tom Arnold, which is a, which is a, which is a, fucking,

Wow. Was that off the fucking rails? If you want to hear off the rails next week, nice. Talk about second, third, 40, 50,

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There's going to be some changes to that for Patreon. In general, things that changes that we're going to make. But thank you. guys so very much. Really appreciate everything that you've done for us and all of the, just the support in general. Thank you guys so much. Really appreciate it. And we're going to see you guys very, very soon. Thank you. We'll see you very, very soon. Appreciate it. Jordan Felford was a trans. Do da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.