The Kristian Harloff Show - WOW! New Lord of the Rings Movie announce! New Gollum Movie!

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

Lord of The rings is one of the most popular movie franchises of all time. Peter Jackson and andy Serkis return for a new Golllum movie. Good move? Bad move? First reactions to Furiosa are out and what did Kristian think of Kingdom Of The Palent of The apes. Roxy gives TV picks on this episode of Big Thing!

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Thanks for joining us here. Today on Thursday, you are getting a full episode with me, Roxy, and Brett. But there was a big story that dropped that they weren't here for. It happened like last night or early this morning. I don't know. But it was Gollum. Gallum's getting a new movie. Lord of the Rings.

Warner Brothers said they're going to do a bunch of Lord of the Rings movies. And not only is Peter Jackson returned, he's going to be producing. And Andy Circus, obviously, returning not only as Gallum, but he's going to be direct in the film. So what does that mean? Is that a good sign for the Lord of the Rings franchise? Is it something that's not necessary? Is it a money grab? Is it something that could potentially breathe life back into the franchise? I will get into that before I jump into the whole episode with Roxy and Brett. Because we talk about the first reactions to Furiosa. We talk about Kingdom of the Pound of the Apes and Roxy gives a big whole thing on TV today. So it's a full

episode, but I wanted to get into that part of it first. So if you're brand new to the channel, you've never been here before, subscribe to the channel. Help us get to 200,000 subscribers, if you can. Apple podcast, Spotify, anywhere podcasts are found. Thank you guys to, I woke up this morning and some people have been contributing to that New York studio wish list. I cannot thank you enough. Brett and I are going to do a whole vlog. And we still say that these days. And I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to put it on Patreon or if I'm going to put some of it on the channel itself, but we're going to kind of document the build the studio. And so for people who said, oh, you know, I got something.

Did you get it yet? It's all been sent to New York. So as soon as I get to New York, I'm going to thank everybody on the air to make sure that, you know, for people who sent it that I can shout them out on screen. So anyway, thanks for joining us here today. Let's get into it. It's the big thing. It's me.

It's me. It's me first. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the big thing. It is me. I'm going to probably do this again. I've never done that before. I could just, you know, talk about this Gollum story and then just edit in Roxy and Brett right afterwards,

which I still do. But I think I want to do a double intro, which is so stupid. I'm going to play the music. And that's it. So there we go. Perfect, wonderful, lovely. So I woke up this morning to the news that there was indeed a a new Lord of the Rings movie coming out.

Gallum. I can't do it. I never was able to really do it. But Gollum's got a new movie coming out, guys. That's right. Gallum. Warner Brothers is going to release a new Lord of the Rings movie. The Hunt for Ghalm in 2026. Peter Jackson is going to produce and Andy Circus will direct.

Variety reports that Warner Brothers will release the first of its new batch of live action Lord of the Rings films in 2026, which will focus on Andy Circus's Gullum. The original Lord of the Rings trilogy filmmaker Peter Jackson and his partners, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyans, are producing the movie and will be involved every step of the way, says David Zazlov. The project is currently in the early stages of script development from writers Walsh and Boyans, along with Phoebe Gittins and Artie, they don't make it easy, these names, and Artie Papa Garugugu.

There's no way I got that right. And we'll explore storylines yet to be told. In a press release from Winter Brothers later Thursday morning, The studio revealed that the working title for the film is Lord of the Rings, The Hunt for Gallum, and it will be directed by and star Circus in his iconic titular role. The film will be executive produced by Ken Kamins with Circus and the Imaginorarium's Jonathan Cavendish. Winter Brothers first announced in February of 2023 that then newly installed studio leaders Mike DeLuca and Pam Abdi had broken a deal to make multiple films based on the beloved Tolkien books.

The projects will be developed through the WB label New Line Cinema, free mode, a division of Embracer Group, made the adaptive rights deal for books, including the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit under a venture named Middle Earth Enterprises. A separate animated Middle Earth movie, The Lord of the Rings, the War of Rohrem, is due on December 13th, and the director is Kenji Kamayama. That movie is set 200 years before the events of The Hobbit. For over two decades, moviegoers have embraced the Lord of the Rings film trilogy because of the undeniable devotion that Peter Fran and Philippa have shown towards protecting the legacy of Tolkien's

works and to ensure audiences could experience the incredible world he created in a way that honors his literary vision. We are honored that they have agreed to be partners on these new films, and Andy coming aboard to direct will continue an important commitment to excellence that is a true hallmark of how we all want to venture ahead and further contribute to Lord of the Rings's cinematic history. Jackson, Walsh, and Boyans added, and it's an honor and a privilege to travel back to Middle Earth with our good friend Annie Circus, who has unfinished business with that stinker

Gollum. As lifelong fans of Professor Tolkien's vast mythology, we're proud to be working with Mike DeLuca, Pam Abdi, and the entire team at Warner Brothers on another adventure. Yes, precious, circus said. The time has come once more to venture into the unknown with my dear friends, the extraordinary and incomparable guardians of Mill Earth. Peter Fran and Philippa with Mike and Pam and the Warner Brothers team on the quest is alongside Wedda and our filmmaking family in New Zealand. It's too delicious. The original Lord of the Rings trilogy, Helmed by Jackson grossed 3 billion worldwide. Is this a good or a bad thing?

Right? I think it is to be determined. I love everybody involved. Andy Circus is still one of my favorite people in all of entertainment. He's an incredible director. He's an incredible actor and the nicest human being I've ever had the opportunity to me. Peter Jackson did something so special with those original movies. And then I think that there was just too much that he took on and too much he tried to expand out of the Hobbit movies because those movies aren't as beloved.

They're not, I always think Smog is pretty good. And they probably could have just been one movie. But it was very similar to me what happened in the Hobbit that happened in the prequels where you got the kind of the Star Wars, where you get this kind of success that you have. And you then say, well, now I want to use. use all these different toys and I want to be able to do this with CGI and this. And we can cut corners a little bit and just make it with the computers and not worry so much with real locations and this and that. And it looked, the Hobbit movies looked a little bit too animated.

It never really, it didn't have that kind of authentic feel that those original Lord of the Rings movies had that he did. So I hope they go back to that approach. That's first and foremost as far as the filmmaking itself goes. I hope that's where Andy goes with this, and I hope Andy decides to do more real locations. Obviously, Ghalm himself is going to be C.GI and the mocap, or performance capture, rather, is going to be what it is.

But if you look at, I mean, I just saw the kingdom of the planet of the apes, and the way that performance capture has come about now, even from that original movie in 2011, is incredible, right? So I can only imagine in 2000 and what was it, 2001, whenever those movies came out, I think it was 2001, 2002, and 2003, I think.

Anyway, point is, the performance capture stuff back then was good. So what's it going to look like now? You know? So that part of it, not worried about.

It's more so like everything else going around. Like, this movie doesn't have to be huge in scale. Like, you get why Return of the King has to be massive.

The Hunt for Gallum doesn't have to be a massive movie in scale. It could be a scaled-down film with a, good story attached, but then that also what you, I guarantee that we're going to see in the comments here, which I think is warranted is, yeah, but we know what happens to him. What's the hunt mean? Like, what is it, what's the significance of the hunt for Gallum? And do we see the

whole Smeagel story? Because we saw, that was very interesting. And I don't, I can't, I think it was in the, it wasn't just in the extended cut. Um, when you see everything that happens to Smeagle and how he was like a version of like a Hobbit. And, and then he just kind of lost his mind. And, because of the ring. Are we going to see the lead up to Smeagle and what he was like as a, you know, as a youngster? Harder to do. Maybe they could always deage Andy a little bit too.

But are we going to see any of that? Or are we just going to get straight into he's got the ring and now this is before the Hobbit and they're looking for this guy because he is just causing havoc. And we just have another storyline. And inside of that, we meet new characters that we get attached to. In the same way that with the King of the Planet of the Apes, we had to learn new characters and get involved with. But in this, at least you've got this character of Gullum that you remember. And it'll be good to see him back on stage, back on the big screen.

And the question will come for Warner Bros. Is just a cash grab because they're trying to market their big IPs. In the same way that people are saying that about the Harry Potter series coming to HBO Max. And they're like, well, we already have those movies. Why do we need this? I actually think that the Harry Potter series is a good idea because as I remember, I really enjoy those movies very much so. I really enjoy one and two, the Chris Columbus ones. But there was stuff.

I read the first four books. And I remember looking at those movies and saying, oh, man, I understand why this movie is so long. I understand why they had to cut that out. But I really would have loved a little bit more detail there. And that's a lot of books, right? Oh, they had to cut that down because of this and this and that and that. And you look at what they do with Percy Jackson. I think 99.9% of the Percy Jackson book fans will tell you that it was a much more accurate interpretation of the books the series was than the movie because of all the stuff condensed, all the stuff they took out, all the stuff they took liberties with.

and I think that Harry Potter will have that. And I think that that's why it's a smart move to go ahead and play with, all right, let's see what we can do with an HBO series and then capitalize off of that and bring more people in to subscribe to your service. That makes sense. Now, Lord of the Rings is another story. I don't know what stories Tolkien had about Gallum, if any, right?

So they're probably going to have to spin off and do their own thing. That's the big difference, right? Because if you look using the world of magic as an example, the Fantastic Beast franchise was basically just based off of an idea and then the screenplays were written, there was not an actual book. So they wrote the screenplay and just not as rich, not as good. So can they come up with a story that makes sense inside of this world?

I mean, look at Game of Thrones, right? Game of Thrones, the books weren't written. They went off on their own in the last season, and we all see how that went. So can they put together a movie that's solid enough to say, yeah, not only is this a great movie to get us hooked back into this world, but I want to see more because the TV show on Amazon didn't do it any favors. There were some episodes that were good, but other ones that were just like they took too many liberties on it. There was too much predictability on it. And there was some stuff that didn't match up.

And it did not seem like it was supposed to match to the films that we saw. saw at all. So no one even really connects that. And what I think is unfair, but I understand it, is people go, well, they already been messed up the TV show. That had nothing to do with Warner Brothers, a new line that was Amazon.

So Warner Brothers gets it back to do some stuff with New Line, which, you know, we know how that went the first time. So I want to give it the benefit of the doubt, because like I said, I'm a big fan of Andy Circus. I'm a big fan of Peter Jackson. I want to see Peter Jackson and his team return. I want to see what Weta's going to do in 2026. It also does show there's other properties.

I mean, again, not to take a shot at Star Wars here, but Star Wars hasn't had a movie out since 2019. They announced movies four or five years ago. We're not getting one until 2026. This just gets announced today, and we're getting it in 2026. Now I understand that's probably because of the Disney slate and things that are scheduled out, it's Avatar and other things that they don't want to compete against each other.

So I get it. But I'm just saying that there's, and it's not just Star Wars. There's other places that's like, okay, I mean, look at Blade. Look at these other movies that have problems. Now, that being said, doesn't guarantee that this movie is going to go out in 20206. That's what Zazloff wants to tell the shareholders, because it's like, we got another Lord of the Rings movie coming, man, and Andy Circus is directing. Peter Jackson and Fran and all of them, they're coming back.

Get excited. 2026, anything can happen. The script isn't even really done yet. So anything can happen and pushes it back to 2027, 2028. Who knows? But I like the idea. I like the swing. I think it makes sense because here's the other thing,

whether you want to like this or not. We've had this big debate, and we actually, I think we can talk about it in this episode in a little bit with Roxy and Brett, with Fall Guy. The Fall Guy, yes, it's based off of a television show from like the, I think the 70s, right? But late 70s, early 80s, I don't remember, but I pretty sure late 70s.

Most people, I would assume that they're marketing to, have never seen that show. I'm not saying that no one, but most people, the core audience that goes to the movie theaters, didn't see the Lee Majors show. So it was kind of a fresh IP because you got two big movie stars. It did not do well.

It's a good movie. It's a good movie. It did not do well. Now, the argument or the conversation that we have in this episode is about why. And you get something like apes that's coming out. And because of streaming and because of all these other things, people are waiting to save, you know, save their dollar for the movies that they know in the movies that they want to see because you have so many different options

and different shows that you could watch on streaming now that you pay for. So you pick and choose. It's not like how it used to be with movies. You pick and choose and going, oh, I know I want to see Furious. I don't want to see apes. Those are the two I'm seeing this month. Or maybe it's just apes. Maybe it's just Furiosa.

I know I'm saving up for Deadpool, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know the movies that you want to see. The other movies, you know, with bigger budgets, they struggle. And so by going after our Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings, the hunt for Gallum, to trusted IP, to trusted team. So it makes sense in the marketing. But this is where, as I said in the beginning of this, I really, really, really, really. truly hope that they go smaller on this one. I know I say that all the time,

but this is not a movie that needs $150, $200 million budget. It just doesn't. The story of Gollum, the hunt for Gallum, it doesn't. You could do this movie for $80 million and probably make a lot of money on it. Please don't overspend on this, because you can see the temptation. Don't overspend on this. Please do real locations. Please make it look like I'm, make it like I feel like I'm in.

the world again, and not in some CGI, or not some, I'm not in a computer, I'm not in VR watching it. That is going to be the importance of this. It really is. The real locations, oh, I felt like I'm back on Middle Earth again. Peter Jackson really produced a hell out of this thing because they're teaming up with him and Andy Circus directing and having them collaborate and bringing the real world stuff back to it. That is what I'm hoping. That's what I'm hoping.

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Thursday, me, Roxy, Brett, all of us back. Getting ready for the New York trip, man. What's that noise? And then Roxy posted on the thing, I'm like, tag the show.

I did tag the show. You said that. I tagged it in the post and in the caption. Maybe he didn't put it me as a collaborator. That helps out more. For you, maybe. No, it helps up for all of us. Oh, it's being sketchy.

So are you. Okay. What are you talking about? I don't know. It was like, It was behind. Don't worry about that. Okay.

Don't worry about that. So we did. We had a good show last week and you did that. What a moment. I actually have a short from that, but I waited because you posted yours first. You always have issues with me when I post things. It's not true. It just a matter of how you do it.

I love when you post things. It makes me never want to talk about this show. I was like, oh, he's good. I worked on it for maybe, you know me. It was great. I was editing it for two hours. I posted at night. I was like, this is perfect.

Like people are going to wake up and last. to it. He's going to be so happy. Like, everybody looks good. There was so many, it was hard to edit because we still had the fade thing going. So then I was like, I got to make sure I get Brett in there, too, some of his reaction shots, whatever. And the first thing you text me is, can you next time

if you've got to post? No, I didn't say it like that. You're so dramatic when it comes to that. You said, if you got to post, and you had typed it off. I said, if you're going to, all right, right. You wrote if you've got to post. I mean, it's because what I was saying was, come on, if you've got to post, tag the show. What you wrote was, if you've got to post.

Then could you at least tag the show? So I wrote it like this. Hey, if you got to post, tag the show. She read it like this. If you're going to post, tag the show. If you've got to post. Whatever. The other way around.

Can you at least tag the show and me? And I was like, God damn. You know he talks to texts all the time, too. So he maybe said it in the way that I was like, come on. I wrote back. I guess I don't got to. Which is either way it was a funny clip and it worked out. But we...

My collab thing is broken, man. Anytime I collab with somebody, it gets 100 views. Really? So when I do it, I guess people found it. That's what everybody says. I don't know what the deal is. Because when I've tagged you on the collabs, I've seen yours gone up. No, yours have gone up.

No. You look at the clips on... Yeah, when you collab and tag me, I approve and yours goes up. But the clip itself eats poop? When I collab with other people... It doesn't work. When I collab with anybody, it hasn't worked for me so far. It works for me.

I'm so happy for you. Yeah. At least about one thing. So we're taking off. We're going to New York this week to start setting up the studio. By the way, you guys, thank you so much. A bunch of people bought some stuff from that Amazon list, Roxy. Cameras.

No, don't worry. You don't have to watch another man's wife. Me, it's you. I know. I'm more scared about it. It's definitely true. People don't know. Another man's wife is on the table.

And there will people were like do you see Were you surprised at how many people said that they would watch a watch along to that? No, you're not surprised. Kind of. You know, you weren't surprised either. Yeah, I know. But I was like, would you watch a watch along to that? To see, to see the reaction.

I guess it's true. I guess you're right. I guess it makes sense. But, but I kept telling people because they're like, I'll watch that. I go, don't get your hopes of those cameras are expensive. But somebody got us something really, a few really nice things from the wish list. And I cannot thank you guys enough for that. It's amazing. And we're going to document Brett. You got some lenses. What else you get? Shelf, what's the thing that we just, we're super excited about?

The ATEM Mini Pro, which enables you with those other cameras, of course, to focus and Zoom and stuff like that. And it also press one button to record and you can record 4K backup of all the stuff. How are you doing with the mics? I mean, we have mics already. So, I mean, there are other, they're. There are other mics on there that when we class up the studio even more so there's like higher quality mics, but these are, these are pretty damn good mics. I know. I just was. Oh, you want one?

Mm-hmm. I think we have an extra one to get her. Yeah, I was going to set you up. We're going to get that lighting fix at your place when I'm gone. It's good lighting. No. It's great lighting. No.

No, you don't believe that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. I just don't care, as you know. I don't think that's true. I think you don't, you don't care enough to put the, to put the extra work into it.

because you know how long it will take you because you'll work like a maniac to get it right. So you're just like, I'm good without it. For my show, I don't care. Right. I don't care. When I do rotten tomatoes from there before we were going back in the studio, I would bring in. I have like four other lights. And I would bring them in and it would look okay.

Okay. But for my show, it's like so much extra work. Right. We're going to get you set up. Well, I will say when I was at your place helping you like one of the light kept falling down or something like that, the plug for it. I noticed you had that row of strip lights behind you. And I went like, oh, maybe we can, and you go, please don't mess with those because I don't know if we can hook them back up again. But I will tell you that if we took some of those, those can be hung up.

You have way too many for your effect to do the thing back then. I don't agree with you on that. You don't agree with him? Stephen came and installed them. He's the best at making studios of anybody that I know, honestly. I'll compare Steven's good But I'll compare what he did

To that new studio Over what Stevens He's made like 80 studios I'm telling you Look at the studio That he just made The one he just made with His new company

That he's been working with I'll look at it But Like Howard Stern stuff Yeah I mean Same with him He's done it for like So many of A-listers now

You see not seen all his studios? Not in a bit But I don't know But the bottom row Because without it My signs don't get litters all. I just don't turn him on. Okay. Well, we'll figure it out because we need to do that. But anyway, another man's wife is still on.

Yes. I think I, as I was saying that, I was like another man's wife is still on the table. It sounds bad, but it still sounds good. Does that make sense? Yeah. Another man's table. Another man's table? Well, it's not on the table. I looked over where it went. You probably hit it because the kids were. I think so. I think because the kids were coming in here. I don't want them to see that because Winston and Coyso at the next day. Like, what the hell is this? And I showed him the the Roxy moment they would lose it. That was hilarious. And then the other thing, oh, I did notice going back to that clip. You know, really, you know,

there was feelings hurt in that clip. You got to think about it. You made that clip, and whose feelings do you think got hurt? Yours. No. Well, you texted me like they did. Oh, my God.

I cut him out. Come on. You cut me out. You cut my heart out. I was just about to say something. I said, oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to you, Roxie, Stryas,

IG feed. And you cut a little homer out. I was crying for four minutes. I know there was a version in which I cut around him, but instead I cut it before. You just cut me. You really hate my guts, huh? I don't get you. Oh, you would really want me cut out the show. If you were voting, you would cut me.

You would have vote me to leave your life. If we made one change to the show. It would be me. It would be. Oh. How about you, motherfucker? What you did? I just, that look on Roxy's face, I'd stop that immediately.

Oh, okay. If I got that look, I'd be like, no. Him, I love. I don't need any of this. You guys are all shit. You took bubbly waters. And you know so much about lights. I'll tell you what, I can do lights from my metallic ball bag.

Stupid assholes. No, your thing can't be balls, too. Yeah. It's not a ball bag. It's a ball bag. so bullshit all of it I can't stand it

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think I know who the main actress was. Okay. Yeah. That's all I remember. Okay. Yeah, I think I told him. I was like, I think I remember who it is. But that,

but I couldn't tell you what it was about. But also you couldn't tell me where you got it from. Oh, I really. No, I really have no idea. No clue. Like, until that was found in that stack was like, holy. It brought back memories of like, you know, like he's talking about people. Like, you just.

And it was like. And never went to that little. It's like prison with cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know, they would like, that there would be like deals made through

through cigarettes. Can I ask you guys random questions that I've been thinking about okay, if you guys heard, I'm guessing you have, but I don't know. Have you guys heard like girls geek out over guys in gray sweatpants? Like that's so hot. You never heard that before. You have. Like, because you can see the

outline of somebody's dick. Yeah. Just everything and like in the gray sweatpants. It's a thing that all women love men in gray sweatpants. That's like a universal thing. I don't know where it started but everybody loves that. What is What do you guys feel like all guys love with girls? Yoga pants work out pretty little.

Yoga pants? Yeah, yoga pants. Yoga pants. I would say. Thigh highs. But you got to have a nice tash in order to... Okay, so not all girls you like that with. But even yoga pants can do something to average tashes.

Yeah, they've got the ones that, like, even the fabric is made to make it look like you got the... Well, because, like, I guess the same thing with gray sweatpants. Would you want all guys in gray sweatpants if it is, like, you know... Yeah, if you've got a... Micropenus. Yeah. You can't really actually see it. It's like the suggestiveness of it.

Yeah, I think that all, like, all guys look good in gray sweatpants. I think that's a women thing that they think men are. Oh, and you agree with that? Yeah, gray sweatpants. Okay. I was trying to see the equivalent, but yoga pants is a good one. Okay. Well, there you go.

Thanks. Perfect. You're welcome. Yeah. What did you think of Sidney's black hair? Where did that come from? Oh, I didn't see it. Matt Gowler?

Yeah, Matt Gala. I was just thinking about... Why don't the world would you think I even know what that is? I know the McHell is, but knowing that that's a thing. It was everywhere. Everybody's talking about it. What about Emily Radikowsky? What's she do?

Holy Lord. Is she do something new? Wait a minute. Yeah. Oh, I love it. I love her. She's the best. No, she's like, how about I wear just a sheer piece of fabric and nothing else?

Gosh, darn, darn you guys. See, I heard it on Stern. He was talking about it. How come you're looking up her? It didn't look up Sydney Sweet. I'm not a big... I know that's why? I know that's why I wanted to ask you, and she had darker hair if you liked her more.

Let me see, Met Gala. Because you hate blondes. That's not true. But let's say, Matt Gala, this is her? Yeah. Oh. What do you mean? Is this her?

Wait a minute now. Yeah, they were talking about how there was this theme and she's like, fuck it. I'm showing my body. There's no thing. She did the net in that last? Is this the video? Stern would say, but then she comes on my show and I've got like author Emily Radikowski. Yeah.

Oh, that's it. That's it, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what happened her? I didn't think she was that bad in that, that, that, uh, DJ movie that Zach, I mean, the movie wasn't good, but I don't think she was that bad in that. What? She was in a movie with Zach Ephron, where Zach Ephron was like a DJ.

Did people say she was bad or something? I mean, she has an acted sense. Oh. I would say, I don't, this is what we're talking? Who's that? Oh, not that. Now you're just looking at different looks of hers for years. Yeah.

Okay, well, yeah, I like this. Can you look at Sidney for me? I don't care. Oh, all right. Yeah. I just want to know what you think of her with the black hair if you would think that that's a better look. Let me see. It's obviously a wig, but.

Oh. Hmm. No. Not at all. Yeah, I do not like it. Yeah. No. Okay, interesting.

Mm-mm. But it doesn't... What if she was in yoga, yeah. It doesn't suit her. I don't know. There's just certain... No.

Like, my wife could never go blonde. Like, I know for a fact, she's tried on goofy wigs before, and it just would, like, not work with her stupid face. And then my friend sends me this today. Like, that's... Yeah, you can't, you can't make all of that.

Anyway, so that's one of that that happened over the weekend. Go ahead, keep going on. What do you mean you can't macgala? Everybody's talking about. Everybody's talking about. What do you mean you can't make a me? You can't give me a Met Gallo 2024 from Oscars Golden Globe, Julie Robertson. Yeah.

Whatever. What do you mean you can't give you a Met Gall? He can't get me Met Gall. He'll see you one. It's poker. Yeah. It's hot, hot gal poker. Yeah.

Met Gall is about fashion, though. And Julia Roberts, that was just her face. I'm talking about as an event this year. It's cliche, man. I just thought of another thing that all women love. What are you talking about? Just saying. Hey, Christian, you agree that you've learned that all women love when you winnie the Poets.

When you're Winnie the Poet? What? When you Winnie the Poet, when you just have a T-shirt and nothing else. That's that look. They love that. They love that. You know, especially when you get an in. and out.

For some reason when you show up with a box, they tend to love it. I don't know why that is. Woman and just a t-shirt, beautiful. Man in just a t-shirt, I'll get out of my face.

Do you think that guys like funny girls as much as girls like funny guys? Oh, yeah. It depends. It depends. But yes, it's... Like, it's as sexy to them?

Again, it depends. I'm like, what is like a woman with a good sense of humor? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It just, you know. No, funny. Yeah, I mean, but it just, but there's also, there's a different kind of funny also, too. It's just like, hey, guys, good timing.

Whoa. But women's not really going to do that. But I'm just saying, you know what I mean? It's in the same way that a guy is. Like if a guy can be hilarious, but it's still, you can be hilarious and not be sexy. I actually don't think women would say that that's accurate. Oh. For me, that might be true, but most women, if you're hilarious, you're sexy.

We've watched it throughout all time, right? like the funniest guys end up with the hottest girls. Well, that's true. I mean, yeah, I don't know. But the funniest women I don't find end up with the hottest guys. Yeah, it's not, it's, there's, there's something else to it, I'm sure. Yeah, but I. I got a lot of existential crises going on.

You're talking about a lot. Yeah, what's going on? I like it. Just dive right into it. Just thinking about a lot, man. What are you thinking about? Dating? Um, no.

No. We didn't do anything this this week? No. How come? What happened to the guy that you was kind of following up with? The doctor? Yeah. Gonsky?

No, he asked me out again. Okay. But then he was gone this last week, and then I'm going to be gone. This was the guy. This was the one that was asking about, you know, if you want kids and everything right away, right? How'd that go? I'm telling you. But leading up until this.

This is what's been going on. Okay. He was out of town for two weeks. I'm not out of town for the next two weeks. Okay. So he's like two ships just missing each other Yeah and like then you know it kind of just fizzles And I was already kind of like me

Yeah and it doesn't help So it's like you get Matt Gallad Yeah yeah you get Matt Gallad yeah See it's like what I did there No Yeah you got Matt Callin oh yeah Everybody is talking everybody's using that slang And what's the translation?

What's the translation? You get Matt Gallaud You got Matt Gallaud, tell her You get Matt Gallaud Yeah you got Matt Gallo Yeah tell me No it's when you're here there And, you know, it's like somebody comes up and you're like, hey, what's up?

And you're like, hey, what's up? And you get mad gal. Yeah, it's like, look at me. I'm so, I'm so, like, everyone's going to be talking about this. She's like, ah, I was doing other things. You're just doing, you're doing weird for weird sakes, too. You know, like, because Matt Gal is not like about putting it on goofy outfits and wearing a bees nest on your beehive. A bee's nest? A bees nest?

Yeah, they make a bee's nest. I don't want to get Met Gall today. I just want to do my thing. Yeah. Leave me well. You know what I mean? So you don't want to get Met Gall? Yeah.

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Because she's not great. You're not good at texting anymore. You used to be good. You're terrible at it now. You used to be good. I am good at it. No. No, the last month has been.

been hell for me. Are you talking about the last month? Sure. You're talking about the last week. Okay. I'm an excellent texter. All right. Were you on this show last week

talking about how badly you wanted to go to the ape screening? Thank God I said no to you. Which is fine. But you didn't say no to me. How long did it take you to say no to me? Christian, if you lived a day in my life right now, you would throw yourself off a building. Okay.

So we can't make this home. That's the reality of my situation. Like, legitimate. last night I thought thank God but no you are the last thing on my mind right now that's nice that's the truth well good I'm not gonna have you on the show anymore

the people were right you're moving New York you were right you're right pretty much no I know it sucks and you are one of 15 people who's telling me what the fuck I'll forgive you no it's brutal

it's brutal to be the I can't imagine being a Steph subrah of the world who sucks at texting because being a bad texter a couple of weeks. You got nailed for it. Is giving me such anxiety? You know what I felt? I felt like I was getting Matt Gallard. You were honestly in this situation,

you were getting Mac Gallag. Are we saying sucks as in the way you're interpreting texts or that you're not responding? He asked me to come to Apes with him on Tuesday after me bitching and moaning about not being invited to Apes, which I still wasn't invited to. Nobody was. Oh, really?

And so he invited me and I was like, didn't respond. And then he was like, hey, is that a yes or no? It wasn't that you didn't respond. It was the fact that I said, okay, hey, do you want to go? And then she did get back to me. She said, I have a lot going on. I'm not sure yet.

So if you, if I, and she, this was the part that she, normal Roxy, who goes, if you need to know right now, then you should probably give the way to see it. I said, no, just let me know by end of day Friday. And that I didn't let him know. Didn't let me know. And it came and I was like, okay, I'm not going to bother her again. I don't really need to know yet. Saturday or, I'm like, Sunday. Saturday you text to me.

Saturday or Sunday, whatever it was. And I'm like, I got to figure it because I had a buddy of mine who wanted to go. Well, he sent me a DM and he said, he's like, apes. Oh my God, I can't wait for this movie. I'm like, you know, he really wants to see it. I'm so fucking bummed. But I took him. I took him and he loves it.

I hear it was great. Yeah. I can't believe I didn't go. Yeah, but I was it. Yeah. You couldn't do it anyway last night. No. Okay.

No. Just stuff going on. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's break it down. Yeah. Well, I don't want.

No, you guys know. I take care of two people who are 96 and 98, and their caretaker quit this week. Ooh, feed. And it is a... Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, I mean, last week, it was a, like, a temporary thing this week. It's a permanent thing.

So now it's... So just you're dealing with a lot of shows. Yeah, just dealing with a lot. And you just don't know how long things are going to take, and anybody who's dealt with dementia before and not to bring the show down, but, like, it's just progressing so rapidly. It's a lot. That's a lot.

So, thank fucking God because I didn't go home until 10. And I was like, oh, I'm so glad because I almost texted you in that moment just saying, fuck it, let's go. But then I was like, I just think there's a 90% chance I'm going to have to cancel. Here's a good thing. I've gotten pretty good at editing. I'm going to make this look like you agreed with everything that I said. Good.

And that, you know. Yeah, I am a twat. There you go. Perfect. I'm going to edit. I gave you a few more. Perfect. Perfect.

Thank you for that text. Just repeat that over and over after every. That's it. Yeah, I am. Um, so that's, the movie itself, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Uh, I talked about it. Non-Spoiler. This is a really good movie.

I saw some mixed things. I saw people. Oh, really? I saw some mixed things. Yeah. So Jeremy Johns, who I'm usually on the same page with you, he and I have, are very similar taste. And he just thought it was okay.

I thought it was great, man. But he didn't think it was bad. I don't think he thought it was bad. No, he just thought it was, he thought it was, he thought it was great. Like, the other ones are great? Or you thought it was great, like, worse than the other ones, but it's still very solid. I can't say worse than the other ones,

but I think that because they're setting up, it's a new, it's, you know, you have this story that you've been following for three different movies with these characters. This is generations later, right? So you're getting equated now with these new characters

and the question of... Not in the same characters? No, it takes place like 300 years later. Oh. And so... Well, apes live for a long time. They don't live 300 years. They don't know.

Yeah, we do. Who's to say? Science. Not, the Mac Gala. Yeah, no. The apes didn't get Mac Gallagal there. So, and then who's this kid? I keep forgetting.

The guy who plays Noah. Let me get his name. Oh, Jonathan Lipnicki. Yes. He's back. He's back in the fray. How made you think of that? First kid actor, I thought.

Ever. No, his name is Owen Teague, who I remember from the show Bloodline. And Ointeege plays Noah. And so when they introduced this guy, this new ape, you're like, okay, you got a lot to live up to with the anti circus is uh caesar can can you do it and they set it up in such a great way and they continue on the lore i did say in my review though i went to see where people are going to be like this is boring i because they're they're setting up a really good story the only and i said the only problem i had and i and i literally said this to myself i was always saying i was like roxy if she

saw this movie is going to disagree with me on this point but um the main girl frea allen who i think is really good in the movie she looks like she stepped out of of a photo shoot and she's supposed to be like this dirty human. Oh. And like she looks like all like makeup and I'm like, why would I disagree with you on that?

I just think you're going to say it didn't bother you as much and more so because it was the only, it was one of the it's such a, it was a nitpick, but it was the one thing that every time she was on the screen and it's not, it's not the acting. The acting was great. And and.

It's the HMU? Is it hair makeup? Yeah. Well, yeah. It seems more, it just seems like way more glamorized than than where. of everything? Wardrobe a little bit.

It's like, because it was, I was wondering, I'm like, oh, is there going to be some kind of reveal that she's from like, you know, 2000, 24 or something? And that's what? It's like, no. She's just, she's one of the regular humans, but it's like there's she just, it seems, you know, there's more to it to her story. I don't want to spoil it,

but there's, but she just, when you're looking at it, you, they do show some of these dirty humans that have been running around the place. And yes, they do understand a little bit more, but the makeup. She looks like they've tossed some dirt on her face. Yeah, like she was doing like a let's do like a sexy photo shoot

and I'm like, you didn't need that. But the performance was great. And but overall, I really cared about everybody in it. It's the longest one out of all of them. Over two and a half? It's about just around that. Just around that. But it, but I,

but I was locked in for every, every second. I was locked into it. And then same level, like same PG-13 kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like, you know, it's establishing more so of what the world is actually like this one because I think in the other movies you could probably say

and the first movie you probably go is 50% apes 50% human maybe even 60% human and 40% as far as the matter of like camera time right when you're saying first the rise of the planet age the James Franco

one that you probably got because of his story in Lithgow you probably got like 6040 towards the humans and I think that it probably went to like the 50, 50, maybe 60, 40 and the third one. This is like 90%

apes and 10% humans and it works. It really works. I feel like that's people are liking that more and more these days less human more. It's like Transformers. I've been saying that forever.

Get rid of the humans. Kong and Godzilla, get rid of the humans. This is a side tangent, but have you guys watched Knuckles at all? I heard it's the farce. I watched the first episode

because it's on YouTube. it's so much human. Yeah, too much, right? It's so much human. And I think that that's bothering a lot of, especially the game fans. But yeah, it was, I really wanted to like it because I saw everybody else wasn't liking it.

And I was like, oh, really, how bad could it be? I liked this movie. Like, how bad to be? And then I watched it. I was like, man. People don't learn. It's a lot of human. It's like what they did with the Smurfs back in the day.

It did the human with the Smurfs. And then they finally just made an animated, It's like, you know, Smurf's movie, and it's like, don't, if it's, if, don't change it. What's the smurf you doing? The smurf are you doing? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, that how it works for? Smurf off. Do you have any, uh, smurf-offy questions about the, uh, about the movie?

I'm just glad that you liked it. Yeah, you'll like it. Any, um, romance? Uh, yeah, but not like. A couple apes gets smirfed. Yeah, they get, they smurf the, they smurf the, they smurf the, they smurf the, they smurf fan of each other. No,

it's not, it's, yes, but not in a way where it's just like, that's like the main focus. Okay. It's like,

it's like, a kind of like, aw, type thing. Yeah, but you care about the emotion, I mean, you're emotionally attached to these characters

and they set them up, and there was a couple times, there were a couple times when I was like, oh, well, this is going to happen. And then it does, and you're like,

well, good. You know, and then there's other times I was like, I predictably good. Yes, particularly like you want, particularly in the fact,

like, I hope that happens. And when it does, you're like, good. And then there's other times that I was like, oh, I didn't see that coming, or I thought that was going to happen and it didn't. And I thought West Ball did a great job directing it because he also directed the Maze Runner's movies. And those movies should have been not good. And they were good.

I really liked those movies. But I feel like nobody saw them. They didn't, they didn't do terrible. They didn't do terrible, but they didn't, they weren't like, you know. Hunger Games. No. And like when all that. And that was like when that young adult stuff was really pop.

So they thought it was going to be this big thing. But he made it better because there were a lot of really bad young adult movies that came out also. And people thought that was going to be lumped in with that. And he's getting a lot of gigs because of that movie. And I think he'll get more. He did all of them? I'm pretty sure he did all of them. They were pretty good.

I mean, everybody thought that Dylan O'Brien was going to be a huge story. You got into that accident. I think that was the accident. It's like a motorcycle accident or something. I don't know if that's true. But he got into some kind of accident that he got really hurt. I don't know if that... I know a few people who are friends with him

and say that he's just like the greatest awesome guy. He came in a collider once. He was really nice. Yeah, he was really nice. Yeah, that is interesting though, Christian, because I feel like anytime superhero stuff is thrown around, whatever, his name is always tossed out there. I even think there was a while where people had mentioned him for Wolverine.

I mean, like his name was getting tossed around. He's pretty tall for Wolverine. Yeah, but like when Logan Lerman's name gets tossed around, Dylan O'Brien's name gets tossed around. They're in the same neighborhood. Very similar. But I haven't seen. I've seen Dylan O'Brien.

It's funny. He's been in, you know what? Let's look at his IMDB right now. Hold on. All right. Dylan O'Brien. Let's see, what's he working on right now? I know he has something coming up.

I saw him in, he was in Teen Wolf? That's where he's from. Oh, is that where he's from? Okay. I guess because I didn't watch for Teenwell. How would I know that if it? All right.

Upcoming, rather. Sorry. So you got twinless. Oh, he's in, that's what it was. He's in the SNL 19, 75 movie. He's playing Dan Aykroyd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it was.

That's what it was. When's that coming out? Well, they're working on it. Now, isn't that Jason Reitman? Yeah, Jason Reitman's directing it. So that is coming out. I'm not sure exactly. That will be really interesting to see how he does this. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'm really curious about him in that. Oh, yeah, he did an episode of the other two. Yeah, he was an episode of Curb. It's not that I haven't seen him at all. It's just at that time, I remember thinking he was about to be like the big, like Austin Butler style. take over. Yeah, me too.

Me too. And because of what you just said, his name was like always thrown out there. And he's really good. And he was good in that movie. And he was good. There was some other movie he was in that wasn't a good movie, but he was good. And that's one of those things where you know you're a star where every time I've seen that guy,

even if the movie was forgettable, he's not forgettable. Yeah, yeah. But then again, you know, just comparing Maze Runner to Hunger Games for a second, Jennifer Lawrence took mad time off after. Smart. Hunger Games, too. And now has come back. and is like making an insane impact.

Well, she didn't take time after Hunger Games, but it was after Hunger Games, it was just going directly after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she, it was because she was everywhere and doing so much. And I remember. It was after Silver Lining.

Was that her last one? Something right around then. Whatever it might have been. It was like four years. She was doing, but she was doing tons of stuff. And then, yes, she kind of took up because I think she said people were just like, all right, enough is enough.

That's not her fault. That's anyway. Anytime that there's just so much of somebody And it's like Here we go again Another movie was so-and-so Give me a break It's just it's just human nature

And how it is She's really good And she was really good in that movie That comedy I don't necessarily think she's like hilarious She was excellent in that She was really good in it though

The Netflix one Yeah but it was that second half Of that movie That I liked better than the first Yeah she was really good She's funny A kid was really good Yeah he was really good

But that's the hell How was that movie called? Yeah, I know. I saw it too. Is it no hard feelings? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So. Good one. Thank you. So anyway, that is Apes. It comes out. I'm so curious to think, to what I wonder what you guys are going to think about it. I wonder if you guys are going to see it. I wonder how it's going to do because we didn't really talk about this.

Fall guy ate it. Brett thought that was going to be the best of the month. Of the year. No. I think of the month. Yeah, it ate it. It ate a big pile of dude. I don't give a care.

I know. Met Gallagallet. Yeah, Matt Gallet. Yeah. I think that... Was it not good? It was really good. That's the big debate as far as like, why, right?

And so I was talking to, I asked my brother that question. And he's just like, when... And Roroka disagreed with me when I brought this up on Monday, but I'm... It's streaming, man. Streaming has a lot to do with it because he's like, well, other movies do well, yeah, but the thing is, if it's back... My brother brought up a great point. Ten years ago.

If you wanted to go, it's like, I want to go see a movie. I want to go, you know, I want to be entertained this weekend. It's like you can't, you can't just type in. There's a movie you're thinking of. You type it and you have to rent it. You have to go find you do something. You have to go to the movies, right? And let's go see what's out.

Let's go to the movies. Now you literally just type anything. You can see whatever you want. Plus there's 87 different streaming platforms. You know that you're paying for all these things. And unless it's something you really want to see, if you're an Apes fan, you're like, oh, that movie's coming out. I'm going to wait for that.

It's like people don't go to the movies the same way that they did 10, 15 years ago. And yeah, go ahead, Ryan. Not to make the show political, but I am curious, you guys' thoughts on this. Do you think that the current climate of the world has anything to do with the lack of people wanting to go the movies right now? I'm sure that that lends itself to be, but there's two arguments to that. It's the first part of it is exactly what you're asking of like, there's too much going on. I have too much on my mind. I don't want to go to the movies right now.

I have other things I'm concentrating on. The reverse of that is, I need a distraction. I have so much on my mind. I want a distraction. But I think it comes down to, I want it to be something I want to see, whether it is, okay, well, I've seen the trailers for apes. I really care about it. I like Ryan Gosling, but that one I can wait to come out and see. It's not like, oh, Ryan Gosling's in a movie, and it's the weekend.

Let's go see a movie. It's not why people don't do it as much anymore. And even it just shows you, because I was like, okay, these are two movie stars on our summer movie preview. These are two stars coming off of major movies. It meant nothing. And that marketing was some of the best marketing I have seen for a movie in years. I think also when people are broke right now.

Yes. And if you can stay home and watch a movie everyone's talking about. That you're paying for already. That you're already paying $10 a month for and you can watch as many on that platform. You're making funny because everyone's talking about whatever that. And halfway movie is that still everyone is talking about. It's all the bus.

So let everyone's all the bus. But you could still be part of it. the conversation because your friends are talking about that. You can turn it on. Right. There's no fear of missing out on a film like there was back in the... Because, I mean, I'm talking even pre-VHS.

Like, if you didn't see it in the theater, you weren't going to see it until like maybe like when HBO came out. Like another man's wife. Yeah, like another man's mife. You know. Another man's smurf. I don't want to let that one go either. Another man smurf. Another man's muff. Yeah, but no, you're right, though. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah. And then, and then, And, you know, like, flat screens are cheap as fuck, and they're huge. They're huge. Why would you want to go somewhere when you can sit and piss? You don't have to worry about someone's stinky feet on a chair. The snacks don't cost you $1,000 to do it. Let's say that you know that you want to see Furiosa and you know you want to see apes. Yeah.

And you have to see them this month. And you know, and let's say your significant other wants to go to. And let's say your kids want to go also. So right now, that's two trips to the movies plus snacks. It's going to cost you a lot, right? But you know those are the two you want to see. So when they go, have a fall guy also, like, no, we're going to watch Apple. We have it.

That's it. And it all lends into it. It really does. What was it rated? PG-13. Do you think it would have done better once kids were out for summer? You don't think so? No, you mean if it was PG?

No, no. Kids were out for summer. Oh. Like if this had come out in June. That's another good point of, or another topic to bring up. because normally, traditionally, the people who are going to see movies are like 18 to like 24 years, right? The medium of what Generation Z, what is it now? I don't know.

I think it's Alpha. No, Gen Z is below me, but I don't know what the kids are now. I've only said it six times, but I think it's alpha. But my daughter was mad because she doesn't want to be. So your kids are called Alpha? I think so, yeah. But this is what they're doing, man. They're doing this, and they're on TikTok,

and I'm not saying they don't like their shows. Of course, they like certain shows and everything, too. But when's the last time you went to a film that, like, wasn't a screening? Because I'd like to know the makeup of the audience, because, I mean, I know my kids aren't going to movies. And not going to see Fall Guy. Yeah, not at all.

You know, even if they're off of school. They're not going to choose Fall Guy. What was the Pixar movie that I loved last year? Oh, Elemental. That was the last time I saw a movie that was. on a screening. Can you I'm so cute, what, can you text your son and ask him, are there any summer movies

that he's looking forward to seeing? He wouldn't even know. He wouldn't even, text them. And your daughter, I'm just curious, if there's any summer movies that are- What are your kids? So, don't, it's kind of unfair because I talk about them all the time. But I feel like, I tried to get my daughter to see, like,

I was going to take her to the screening. She just likes to go to the screening for the popcorn and everything, too. She was going to go with me, but I said, you got to watch the other ones. And she's like, I don't, We started watching the first one. She's like, This is animal cruelty. But now she doesn't have to have watched the other ones, right?

I mean, you don't have to have watched the other ones. But, you know, there's references to things that happen and stuff, too. I'm horrible that way. I was like, you got to watch it. You got to watch it in order to go with me to the screening. So that was the prerequisite. They're in school, so they might not answer. Whatever.

So, yeah. But does she have ones that she's looking forward to this summer? Well, my little one. is looking forward to if we talked about that she knows she knows about if yeah she's really looking forward to that one I'm trying to inside out too yes they both want to see that one and and my oldest probably so if unprompted from you you say no words I go up to both your kids and say what movie are you looking forward to most of the summer they would both have answers so I'll write to my daughter and I'll I'll and you wrote your son yeah and my daughter

and whoever writes back to you guys first loves that parent more or or one's in school and the other yeah both both both they're in school not now it's That's what I said. Yeah, you know, Fulgai doesn't do that well. And that's why I'm curious of how Apes is going to do. And it brings, it's the same conversation, right? It's where I think there's more excitement for apes than there was Fulgai. But then I bring up that marketing was just incredible.

Oh, what do you got? There's a bird. This fucking bird again, this bird? Bird keeps coming. Where is he? Yeah, I'm still. He's right here. Get out of here.

That scared the shit out of me. All right. So I am curious to what's going to happen. with Apes overall because it is a good movie. It is longer. The point that Scott Mance made that I think is very interesting, and I think we touched upon this last week, the first Andy Circus movie did good. The second one did like $800 million or something like that.

And then the third one did $200 million less. So I wonder if people still care about the franchise, right? Like what, and that was like 2017, the last one whenever it came out. And that was before the pandemic and all that. So, and before of everything we just talked about. And it was good. Yeah, well, this one's good too, but I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying those are all connected.

So for the second one to make so much more than the third one, the third one was good. Yeah, it's really unheard of normally. So normally like, oh, well, the second one wasn't very good. So the third took a drop. The second one was fantastic. Fantastic, right. But I don't know. I wonder what it's, it's apparently tracking pretty good for a worldwide.

I'm not sure I mean it does go back to the conversation we had last week of maybe Furiosa does wind up when in the month It's possible now depending on how it how it opens because let's talk about the first reactions of that movie I'm gonna see it in New York City getting harder and harder did you see The influencer that did that thing to the apes guy now what happened? I'll show you a little bit different acting in this movie it's a little bit different because you're not playing a human was there any part of especially when you like when you like really see you know what's that sorry was there any part like with like during the filming is you like you like a little time you tumor oh just like at any point like especially like when you were like we're filming that that what happened

I just like if it was like oh you been told what was the name of awesome yeah just like filming it goes there any part where you like really like start like you get it yeah there actually was and What about like a mitzvah? Why would he do that? Why would he do that? Now, I have... I have to say...

Why would he do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Are you fucking kidding me? I watched old clips of an S&L guy that does that kind of stuff, but he's doing it to like, like regular people in places. He's at this... This is a guy...

Kyle Mooney. This is big fucking moment. Brett, as an actor, you're on your carpet for apes. didn't know who that actor was, did you? Did you know who that actor was? Yeah, oh, I mean, we looked at him. Right, right. Okay, today, but you know this is a big deal for him.

It's not like somebody who you've seen a million times. This is his carpet. A little bit of a big deal movie. And this, this fucking dick cat, that is fucking ridiculous. Yeah. It wasn't even. It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny.

And also, like, why are you trying to make him the butt of the joke? What the fuck's your thing deal? And that was the big things. A lot of the journalists were kind of going back going, why are you, why is a student? inviting that to like you're you're making for I thought he handled it yeah really well the actor handled it really well I took my headphones off so I don't even know what he's he just he knew the guy was taking it was was was making a joke on him so he just started so he tried to like kind of honk at him

like a let you do in the ape's voice and he's just like I would have been like fucking pissed it's just it was it goes back it goes back to that whole thing that drives me nuts where I go I use there's certain people I'll go through on on on when I'm scrolling yeah whatever that I love. Like Big Dawes TV. Love Big Dawes TV. He's a guy who does like fun pranks and things too, but he gives people stuff and he'll go, hey, here, if you catch this, you keep it. And it's like this, and it's like this, and it's like this, and he's like, but he's also really funny. He goes up to, he, like, his.

He does carpets? He doesn't do carpets as much, but he does. It's just, but my point of it is that his jokes and what he does, like he went up to this one. He's like, he was on campus and some kind of comes up to him. I'm a big fan. He goes, why don't you get out of here, man. Get out of my face. And the caption is,

pranking my fans and making sure I don't, you know, thinking that I don't like him, being a dickhead of my fans. But then the guy's like, you know, oh, can he walks away. He's, dude, I'm just kidding you. I'm messing around with you. And he's like,

and he gave him, something or whatever he gives him. But it's in a way where it's funny. And then there's other times when people. That's on his own time on the show. But then there's other people who are pranking people and they're like trying, like, you know, trying to get him into a fire,

touching their other significant others. And then the guy, grab them or something to and they go, it's a prank man, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank. It's like, and it's the same thing. You go in there and you're going, and you're trying to embarrass the actor by going, oh yeah, what did he say novels?

Oh, that's hilarious. It was horrible. Do you know how many people would have died? How many people did it get? Now? Probably millions. Yeah, that's the reason that people continue to do stupid things.

It's the reason why the studio continues to invite them because the studio will now say more people are talking about our movie now. I fucking can't stand people. But he also handled the actor handled it so well that the studio will be like we got a lot of press off of that and that's why you continue to be

and it goes back to what you just said. I can't even tell you that there were so many people that I talked to press-wise that were not invited to the press screening of this movie. Oh wow. So was what you were at the press screening? I did get invited to the press screening. I did not go to

the press screening, I went to a separate screening, an IMAX that Collider had. Why was I not invited to this one? To the press one? Yeah. There were, I cannot tell you how many people in the BFCA that were not invited. Like, there were tons of people that were not invited to the screen. I couldn't believe it. And it was

like, there was so many, like, people that were at the screening that I went to last night said that they didn't get invited. I was, I got an invite and it was also in Burbank, placed this collider's training was 20 minutes from my house so I went to that one Burbank would have to take me an hour and a half to get to so I didn't

do that one but um you went to a collider I went to a collider one yeah and Steve Steve invited me to one and I was like yeah you know what's 20 minutes away I'm going so it was much easier for me to go but it was also at the IMAX headquarters so yeah I saw that when you texted me that

yeah so um but either way it was uh but that I knew that was gonna get you because it was you're right you have the opportunity to do something and it's like but I just don't understand this planet anymore. It just made a lot of money. I mean, I met a lot of you.

I'm just so tired of it here. Yeah. Like, how difficult is it to be a good person and do your job and try to help others? I don't know if this guy, to be fair to him, I don't know this person that did this. I don't know if he's a bad guy.

I think he's a bad choice. But he's not deserving of this spot if he doesn't realize how hard it is to get there. Right. I know I sound like an old fuck right now. No, no, but I know you mean you could have. So hard to get it. You could have gotten a good sound bite that people would actually, you could have made a good piece of content out of it. How about spending time thinking about a question you want?

I'm with you. I'm with you. Or if you want to do a prank, like you said, do something and then give him something, something funny. Like what you did was, I didn't prepare for this. Right. And instead, I'm going to just, blah, mu, because views. Yeah, it's true. And it worked.

Which means that the bigger problem is people. Yeah. Well, I mean, look, we just gave it. of you. I'm people. I know. We just gave it to view also when we were watching. But, you know, it's like that angry, is like you're angry viewing it.

Yeah. Yeah, because you, well, because of that, that, that's how I view another man's wife. It's angry the whole time, just scowling. There is a part of me that, that'll probably be the funniest. If we, if we put, if we actually do that reaction, if it's that funny, we probably have to do the reaction with obviously, not having the video on there at all. I mean, the only thing that you could,

I think you suggested this, you edit out the sex. I could, I can't, I can't put that in there. I can't, I can't do that. You just do all the acting parts. So it'll be, it'll be a minute and a half video. It'd be like watching the monsters. Yeah.

But I think that if we, uh, what we would do is either put the, you know, the actual edited version on Patreon with the scenes leading up to it. Yeah. Or if it's really funny, which I think it will be, put the whole reaction on YouTube

without the video and just say, look. Do you blur it? Like, I've done some real rejects reactions that, like, there's a lot of sexy time. This is all... But this isn't just, like, sexy time acting. This is like, this is the real deal. Yeah, this is the real deal.

And I haven't, I mean, who knows? And you probably, you'd probably have to find it on, on some, you know, we can't transfer from VHS. How long is a VHS porno, usually? I don't remember. I mean, I'm telling you, that's a, that's easy 25 years old. On the entire video, the only thing is one porn. It's like a story.

Yeah, there's a story. But, like, could it be 30 minutes? Probably. Yeah, it's a story. I'll look up the duration. The runtime. Yeah. And what was the box office on that one?

I can, what did I say? What did I say? It was Taylor Hayes, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's, it had a lot of Oscar buzz. All right. 1998 film film another um it's the link let's say that's what she said um it's on that no scroll up scroll up it's go up yep oh it's an hour and 25 minutes wow no that can't be into that look at that director what no it is this is this is it this is totally hit taylor hayes that's

it's an hour 25 minutes can you look at what kelly holland ended up doing sure Kelly Holland, the director. Writer and director. Three episodes of Game of Thrones. No. Yeah. Wet work. That's a good one.

Timeless, out of control, boiling point. What's her most recent credit? 225. The last, she was a TV, she was the director and the sexperts. 225 credits. Yeah. I mean, yeah. 1952.

That's a very different world, that porn world. I can't even imagine. But, yeah, so there you go. An hour and 25 minutes. Yeah. Cut down to three men. How long of that do you think is sex? Most of it.

No. I don't know. I mean, I really. That is so long. Who wants to guess that Roxy's going to be doing more research on another man's wife? 100%. I need to know everything. My thing was I was talking to my wife about this and I was imagining me at home.

Like, all right, I'm going to, I need to edit something. Click, you know, headphones, you know, like having to edit out all the sex parts and dub this for you? Like, it's a tough job, but somebody's gonna do it. Another man's wife. Maybe you keep the audio. All right, so let's, what we were talking about though beforehand, before we went off course,

was the first reaction to Furiosa, to which you asked, did you see it yet? And I said, not yet. This is, there's some new reactions to it. And here it is the first reactions are in for Furiosa. Dark Horizon says, so far Furiosa appears to have screen publicly

twice. It's Australian premiere in Sydney last week and a U.S. media screening recently, with reviews not allowed out until after the films can premiere, it will be a while before a final verdict. However, the first social media reactions are out. Like most, such early reactions, the tone is gushingly positive in a way that will likely be tempered by the actual reviews. Even so, there's a lot of genuine love here for the film, which sounds surprisingly quite a bit different from Fury Road, foregoing that chase film for an epic revenge piece spanning many years. General sentiment seems to be it's not up

with the 2015 classic, but it's a superb film. Here's a sampling of recent quotes. David Erlick says it gives me great joy to report that Furiosa is really, really effing good. Operates an extremely different gear than Fury Road in ways that I suspect will frustrate some people but also manages to make the movie

more richer even while carving its own legend in the wasteland. My buddy Simon Thompson. Jesus, George Miller Furiosa engulfs you. At times it almost seemed to exceed the canvas the iMacs format it is that big and yet at times has a deeply affecting intimacy echoing cinematic elements from the 50s through the 80s it's a rich smart vision the cast revels in it josh harwoods says furiosa is not fury road and that's okay it's not trying to be what it is is something uniquely

gnarly and yes epic i can't wait to see it again and again and really dig in all hail george miller as for performances ania and hemsworth are fantastic tom burke impresses and last luke buckmaster says it's very clear that Furiosa is no Fury Road. The timing is off. The structure is shaggy. It's a little shambolic. But out of a chaotic wasteland comes some characteristically visceral, dust, baked

action and a memorable showdown between Hemsworth and Taylor Joy. What does shambolic mean? Your guess is as good as mine. But this is good news, but I agree with the Dark Horizons post. A lot of times, it's like the big

hype bubble that comes out of it. But it seems like people are really hyped for this one. Do these encourage you or do you, like, same old, same old? That last one didn't seem amazing, but I, it's so funny, Christian, because I'm sure you feel this way. I know most of those people, like as I was looking, Eric Davies said to, like, Simon Thompson. And so you start to know who you align with and who you don't. And I think that the people who loved it are people I tend to align with. So I think I'll think that this is good.

Yeah, and I say this lovingly because Eric Davis is a friend. He gets hyped when he sees movies. I don't remember a last, and I could be wrong. And Eric is my buddy, he can text me and go, here you go, dick, had I did this last time I didn't. I don't remember the last time he didn't like something that he saw in the movies that he tweeted about it. And he very well might not tweet about stuff he doesn't like. That's me. Which is totally fine.

But he also, to go back to what you're saying, I also allow him. with his taste a lot of times too. Like there's some, there's sometimes. But I'm curious overall how this movie's going to play. I'm excited. We're going to see it in New York, which I'm excited about. Wow, I guess I won't be seeing it. Do you think they do a Boston

screening or what? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, it's harder for you to get the screenings out here. It's probably going to be harder than Boston. Sounds about it. I know. It's a different, it's a different, well, you know what you do. Tell them that you'll mumble to the cast.

Oh, no. Is this? Is this Debbie B? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're not going to work for it. The other one, I mean, the other one was Disney Fox, the Apes one. Oh, how the mighty have fallen that I used to be invited on to Warner Brothers studio to watch, onto the lot to watch. T.C. movie news.

I'm telling you, start mumbling to the cast. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Brett, do you think that Roxy should go to Warner Brothers and ask them if she haven't done? Yeah. Well, I mean, only if the, it might be a little shambolic of her, but I think she should do it. Don't met Gallamee, you son of it.

Not on my watch. Anyway, so what do you guys think about Furiosa? You guys excited about it? Do you think that the hype is real? Is this one? This one is when you're most anticipated, right? Yeah. Yeah.

This is the one I think is going to take them on. I didn't tell you that you were nuts when you said that. I still think Apes is going to outperform it. I don't think you're wrong either. We'll see. We'll see. All right, put your comments in there. Tell us what you think about this movie.

What are you more hyped about? Are you more hyped? Because I saw people kind of, some agreeing with me, some agree with Roxy last week, that Apes would be the May winter. Nobody agreed with Brett, and they were right. Faguy did not take the month. So, yeah, didn't work out. I'm like the resident expert.

Yeah, but you're already out. So you got eliminated for May. Oh, man. it's between Roxy and I now, because there's no world where Fall Guy can come back. There was another argument that people tried to make. They're like, oh, it's going to bounce back. It's summer movie season. You can bounce back from shit.

Plus, that was the other thing we didn't talk about, Roxy, the window of release now. Makes a huge difference. Things are on streaming, like, months later. Yeah. Remember back in the day, it was like a year before you would see these movies. That's what Brett was talking about. Yeah, that's what you were saying earlier. I remember when E.T. came out.

It was a lot. That was the first one. like wow yeah it usually took about a year for a movie to be out of the theater and then on to like HBO yeah it was on like the it was like the next year now it's like a month two months I think it's 45 days is it something like that yeah yeah yeah which is that's wow yeah even if but if it eats shit in the box office doesn't it come out a little is it still 45 I'm not sure but there is a certain I think you're right I think you're right anyway so that's that now it's time for TV these TV shows at least this is fun okay number one

Did you guys watch the roast of Tom Brady? I watched a lot of it. The three hour roast? Yeah, I watched a lot of it. So this was Kevin Hart. This was on Netflix. It was alive. This had Belichick. It had Kraft. It had Brady. It had Julian Edelman. It had Grancowski. It had Nikki Glazer was, I thought the best comedian there. It had Ron Burgundy come out. Kim Kardashian came on stage. She had the best set. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I don't mean the best comedian. I thought her set annihilated. It was great. Although I thought Belichick gave her run. I missed his.

I missed his. He's a great job. I have not been as impressed with the roast in as long as I can remember. I thought this was perfect. Absolutely nailed it. Tom did a great job being a hell of a sport. Do you think it was also because this is the first one that A was on Netflix. Instead of Comedy Central.

And the first one that was like aired basically in its entirety. Like the Comptential usually edits to shit. Yeah, I do. We had a lot of friends who were there. Sam Levine took. Rachel, I saw him on camera. They were really close. I think Snyder went there as well.

Yeah, he usually goes to those things. So there's a lot of people in town that I knew that were going. But to the best of my knowledge, many of them bought tickets before they even knew that this was going to be live on Netflix. So at that time, I was like, oh, my God, I have to see this. It was really cool that they aired it in its entirety because that's why you want to get tickets. You don't want to miss some of the gems. Like, you know, there's a moment where Kevin Hart convinced Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick to come on stage. and take a shot together.

If you don't give a shit about Patriots or football, you don't care about that. But to me, that was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. And that wouldn't have made the cut. That wouldn't have made the cut. Right, no, no. So I thought that was so cool.

I also think that this is Kevin Hart's Lane. Like, he could not have done a better job as the host of the show. To make it entertaining for that long. For that long. He really did. And he kept people on their toes. And I thought he did such a great job.

And he was cool that it was live because people wanted to. watch it live. But the thing that I was the most surprised about is that on my list is Kat Williams live Netflix. Is it a joke? Okay. So we have, let's talk about that.

Okay. So on my list is this as well, which this was great, but do you know that this had double the viewers of Tom Brady's roast? Wow. Which I was shocked about. I think a lot of that has to do with overseas. NFL is not big.

And I don't think that they cared about Tom Brady being there with all of the people behind him being a Patriots. It's funny that you said that because I was watching the roast with my wife a part of it. Like the Nicki Glazer stuff, some of the Jeff Ross, a lot of the jokes went right over her head. And she's like, she said, I said, you want to watch more of it? It's like, not really. I'm not really, I don't, a lot of these jokes, I don't know who these people are. Like, if they're going to just keep talking about what a dumb fuck, Kronkowski is, who I absolutely love.

But it's so funny. At one point, they're talking about, like, he's slept with everybody. And I know personally three people that he slept with. Like he did sleep with half of the town. It's like these are things that are hysterical if you're a Boston fan because you love him. But if you don't know Grancastke or you don't know that Julian is the smart one or you don't know what Tom had no black receiver. Like you don't know any of this. Then that's not funny.

Why would you watch it? And she could have enjoyed the Kat Williams special because it's just a stand-up doing comedy special. Right. And he's been like that stuff, he's like a rating. he's juggernaut right now. Juggerna. I mean, him on Shannon Sharp being the biggest podcast of all time. I don't think that's an exaggeration.

I think that they said that they got more listens than any other podcast episode ever has. He is huge. And this pulled in twice as many viewers as Brady. That's crazy. He's got to take that to the bank. I'm sure he is. Well, you even said of the two, right? And Kevin Hart even made his reference about how white the audience was for the Brady

roast. And Kat Williams, I think, has a, a more diverse audience to be. Way more diverse. He actually starts the special with, let's hear some noise of your white, let's hear some noise of your Hispanic, let's hear some noise of your black.

And there was no silence. You know, like people were really out there for him. And he did a really good job. I think it started a little slow. It really picked up steam. He was talking about racism in a very interesting way.

That was poignant but funny. Or he was talking about, you're an idiot. If you hate black people, black people do some of the coolest shit. Did he talk about pop? at all? Trying to think.

I remember that there was a Diddy reference, but I think that the only diddy reference I remember was in the Tom Brady Roast about him being friends with Kevin. Oh, okay. Which quickly moved forward, but I can't think of, I don't think he did anything about

that. That's who you just asked about Puff, right? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think Kat mentioned him. Why are they friends? He's just been outspoken about him. I remember he talked about him on Rogan for a little bit, too, about he knew this kind of was

coming. Yeah, yeah. So no, but he did it. I thought it got stronger and stronger as it went. And the audience was super-duper with him. And I think he is right now one of the biggest comedians. He's always been a legend, but he's one of the biggest comedians alive right now. Yeah, that's true.

All right. Next one. Do you guys remember me telling you about Milf Manor? Yeah. Okay, premise being it's a bunch of Milves and they were dating all of their sons. Yes. Each other's sons. This season, they switched it around.

So they're not dating each other's sons. They're dating all these younger guys, and then the younger guys' dads all come on the show. So now they're dating the sons and the dads and their milfs. I can't lie to you guys. This show brings me so much joy it hurts. Like, it's so bad. Yeah. It's horrible.

It's horrifying. And yet. It's like junk food. Yeah. In the best way possible, like I've told you right now I'm going through a difficult time. All I want is Milve Manor. I get it. All right.

Like, I don't want to go watch a movie in theater. for three hours. I want to put on Milf Manor. Well, this is the one you put on the list that I didn't even know the show was still on the air. Okay, I hadn't seen American Idol in 10 years and kind of like Milf Manor. I was just like, what can I watch that doesn't have to use my brain at all?

So I put on American Idol and I binge this entire season. I have to tell you, I was bowling my eyes out for the show. Yet there's something about watching people legitimately live their dream. There has been so many success stories from American Idol. People who not only have gone on to be like Kelly Clarkson or Jennifer Hudson, but people who have careers on Broadway, that girl, what am I forgetting her name? Anastasia? No, no, she's Tori Kelly.

She is like a huge voiceover actress and singer in the movies, sing with the pig. She's a star that movie. There's so many. Oh, yeah. The Clay Aiken. The Clayster. Let's go. There's so many people who have been huge stars from the show.

And so it gives you a platform. and these are people who have crazy life stories. Like there's kids that, this one guy on the show, 15, he had, he's been living with his, with his family, 15 people in two beds for like. It's like Willie Wonka. Yeah, they call that Wonka. And you see how amazing he is. And I'm just crying for him. Like, it's a huge, life-changing moment for all of them.

And it's so deserved for so many of them. I love this show. Oh, my God. I can't believe. And I also haven't been on the Katie Perry page for a while because I told you guys. I think this. I watch Katie Perry's doc, and I used to like Katie Harry, and I watched her doc, and I was like, mm-mm.

She is so great on the show. She's so great. Do you even know who the judges of American Idol are? I told you, Perry. Yeah, Katie Perry. I was going to say Katie Perry, Luke Combs. Luke Bryan. Oh, Lionel Richie.

And Lionel Richie. Ron Simmons. Famous for... Wrestling and football. Wow, it's crazy they put on America. Lyle Ritchie, who... Damn. Yeah.

Lado Ritchie says the exact same thing to every single person, and I love him for it. He says, wow, you took that song and you made it your own. I knew it was before. I haven't seen that. And every time they're like, thank you. Thank you. He's so great, though, because it's like it's still freaking Lytel Ritchie. Well, look, I'm glad you're liking it, but I've heard enough about it.

So let's go to this one. Oh, everybody's down on this one. Yeah, I'm really giving you guys extras this week because I didn't do it last week, and you guys had all been telling me, Even you, Christian. Why haven't you watched this? Why haven't you watched this? You got to talk about this. So I bing baby reindeer.

And after binging baby reindeer, what I will say is I thought it was good. Overrated? It's not that it's overrated as much as I don't love stalker stories. And this is a really well done. Socker story. Real life, scary ass stalker story. Oh, thank you. His stalker is now suing him.

Oh, for real? Yeah. Oh, because it's based on a true story? It's based on a true story. And the fans found her. And now she's suing him for not protecting her identity or something. Yeah, you can get in trouble for that. And he says he's doing it.

He did everything he could to try, but fans be crazy. So I don't know. That's the whole point of this show. Exactly. So, yeah, like how, you know what the last thing I thought when I watched the show was? Now I got a stalk to scroll and find her. Like, anybody who took that as the message of the show. Yeah.

Oh, come on. There are a lot of people out there. We'll say that. The Circle just had its finale. this was season 5, 6, something like that. I like this show. It's a Netflix reality competition show. I was happy for the winner.

I don't want to give anything away. But it wasn't my first choice winner. I think it's cool. And I really, really, really want to see QT go on a date with Miles. This is only relevant to the people who watch this. That's a show I want to watch. So the Circle, please QT Miles reunion special. Thank you.

Yeah, ship them, guys. Shep them away. ship them out. The most watched show on HBO's history. Man, everybody's talking about this one. I can't lie to you. Everyone is talking. Okay, so did you see in all the comments last week?

Half the people being like, I'd never heard of this. And half the people being like, are you guys kidding? This show is massive and everybody's heard of it? No. You didn't read the comments? No. Not for that one. So you put out that poll.

And it had like 25, 75. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after that, all the comments were like, Half of them were like, what is this? And half them were like, are you guys kidding me? This is what I'm talking about with being in my bubble. Everyone I know is watching this. So it feels like everyone's watching this.

Everyone you know? You know two of us when I watch them. You said everyone I know. Everyone that matters. Hyperbolic speech is not something you're cool with. I didn't say not cool, but I just say you said everyone I know. The majority of people I know are watching this. Majority? I would say the majority of people I know.

I would say you know a lot of people. I don't think the majority. The majority? That watch television. I guess some people don't watch TV at all. We're changing up to that dynamic. Do you really want to keep going on this? I think so.

Yeah, it's so annoying the way you do this. But, okay, I know a lot of people who are watching this show. So many so that I wanted to talk about it again, because last week I didn't get to talk about it other than the fact that I think people knew it and you didn't. I think that they're doing something really interesting with this docu-series, which is filling in the blanks from where we left off. Yeah.

So this is the life and death. of Robert Durst. Did you scare yourself? Life and death of him. And it's interesting to see how they actually were able to get him. And I've heard that this is bringing a big resurgence to the original jinx. So a lot of people... Well, that doesn't surprise me.

I'll tell you why. Because I started looking into it. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll check it out so I can talk to Ronnie. It is interesting. So I think they're doing a good job. And I'm be curious to see where the rest of the episodes go. Last one. I'm so happy this show is back on the air.

Hacks, such a good comedy, especially now that we don't have marvelous Mrs. Maisel. This is a stand-up show. It's a scripted show, but Gene Smart, really funny, really good, interesting to watch a woman who is a comedian who is not young and fresh at it. She's been doing it for a while. And then to watch her writer who is the young, fresh one, and they are keeping it new this season with the dynamic. of the two of them and where they're at. This show makes me laugh out loud, but it's also really poignant. I think it's an underrated comedy, which is really saying something because it is,

it's still Emmy nominated every year, but I don't think it's ever talked about as like one of the best, and it is one of the best. Well, all right, so what do you guys say out of those shows? If you watched any of them, I will say this, Roxy will be happy. So I have watched two shows that she's actually even watched more than it. So right now, I'm about four episodes into Shogun. I am... What happened to you doing the intro saying you were three episodes in the show?

Sorry, three episodes in the show, got four episodes into fallout, and I'm caught up with X-Men 97. So... You watched the finale? Of X-Men 97? Yeah. Was that the finale last night? Was it nine? Oh, was that the finale?

So, okay, I'm one behind. So I'll be caught up by the time we do capes and galls tomorrow. So, okay, you know that there is a difference between three episodes and four episodes, right? That would be an exaggeration. And then saying you finish 97, but then there was the finale. That's not an exaggeration. That's being wrong. It's an exaggeration.

No. Exaggeration is... You say I watch four of them and you watch three. You're exaggerating by one. No, it's not an exaggeration. It just was wrong in my math. Liar? But I will say this.

Damn it! I had it. I had it this morning and I lost it. I had the damn guy's voice. You kind of did. No, I had it from Shogun. Yeah. I knew who you were talking about.

Yeah. What does he say? Give me something to say. Thank you to all the amazing fans out there. I just wanted to say, thank you to everyone. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I'm going to embarrass myself. I had a good impression of that freaking guy, the... Torana. No, the main... The English guy. Blackburn? Yeah, is that the same?

Black. Angin. Angin. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. But I really... The show's great. You mixed it with Toranaana just there.

Yeah, no one's going to see what I just did. But I really enjoy the show. So I'll be... I'm going to try to do a review if it's still Are you doing it with your wife? Yeah, that's why it's taking so long. But she is like... No, person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She likes it. What's that? Yeah. Are you doing it with your wife? Oh. Oh, no. No, the man's wife.

All right. Here we go. Roxy, where can they find you? Let's get the hell out of here. Everywhere at Roxy Stryer, you didn't tell me what you thought about any of the other... They're real good. Okay. Brett.

I love it, guys. Everybody's talking about it. So there you go. That's Brett's plug. Thanks for joining us on the show. You can see Brett on a board TV. above 14. And that's it.

So we did it. And I like to poke. Big old elephants and radishes too. That's right. I poke the radish. Don't you judge me, fool? All right. I'll see you in France.