The Kristian Harloff Show - WWE Network Major Shift to Peacock Starts in April - SEN LIVE #338

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

On today's show, Kate Mulligan hosts SEN Ladies Takeover Week and is joined by Roxy Striar, Steph Sabraw, and Sabrina Ramirez to talk about WWE's shift to Peacock, Queen's Gambit becoming a stage musical, The Snyder Cut unfortunately leaked for a brief amount of time on HBOMAX, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child might become a film, also the duo who made The Wire - David Simon and George Pelecanos are teaming back up! Kristian Harloff https://bit.ly/31PePMD John Rocha https://bit.ly/3kDuZQz Kate Mulligan https://bit.ly/3owBneT Brett Sheridan https://bit.ly/2HBltii Roxy Striar https://bit.ly/31OtGHj Winston A. Marshall https://bit.ly/3kyJPI0 Ben Goddard https://bit.ly/3e179f0 Sabrina Ramirez https://bit.ly/3ms3PfT Alex Marzoña https://bit.ly/2J60oNU Ryan Nilsen https://bit.ly/3nx0tc1 Steph Sabraw https://bit.ly/3m0ud0z Movie Trivia Schmoedown https://bit.ly/31Qwrrp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the earth Go scos go go eat these week on S-E-A-N- Oh my god oh my god how are we today Something is happening in my earphones where I'm now on a delay hearing myself Oh let me fix that let me fix that let me fix that let me fix that let me fix it Okay I think I fixed it guys It was horrible. Welcome back to Ladies Week on S-E-N. We have another amazing show plan for you today.

With us today, we have Roxy Stryor. I'm going first for you. Roxy Stryer serving up that natural realness. First is the worst. First is not the worst. First is the thirst trap. Okay? Yeah, first is the thirst.

First is the worst. First is the thirst trap. Thank you. Oh, no. well she's in a great mood today she's in a great mood so happy to have her here step the straw sabra is here as well she's got her fern she's here with her fern between one fern with step sabraubra um no straw we laid the straw to rest it was a sad day yesterday it happened so quickly roxy said one thing and you're like no it's like it's like it has to do with wrinkles and

I've heard it multiple times and you just know when you hear it the last time and you're like, you know what, it's time to make change. I also let Steph live her life and we live very different lives sometimes and I very, very rarely say anything. So I think she knows if I'm going to step in, I wholeheartedly believe in the wrinkle. I'm trying to preserve the face. It's a safe preservation move. Speaking of preserved faces, look at that angel. Senator Romero's here. Sabrina, look at her. her. I mean, truly, what, what, what's your face doing today? Just serving all the looks. You know, my face is tired as hell. I have not been sleeping right. I got my crystals here.

I'm like, give me some of that energy. I don't even know anymore. Uh, but thank you for the compliment. And I'm happy to be here again. Are you, um, have you tried any of those patches? The, not the nicotine patches. I was like patches that like, like, like, there's like a, there's like a CBD patch. No stuff. take back stuff take that coat back off we have to reach our goal do that don't do that we need to make our goal what is the goal give me a goal to work for mom i'll tell you what yes i'll tell you what today we're we're aiming for 750 boom right out the gate oh 750 at 750 we're gonna what's i think drippy badge is going to wrap yeah yeah I think that's what's going to happen.

I honestly don't know if that should be our first goal, though, because that's what made us get zero more donation. Like, once we said it, we got zero more dollars. Like, it's actually not something we want. We were like $70 away from it when we announced it, and then somehow we were $100 away from it by the time the show was done. It was just nobody was. It's because Kate was.

I gave it away for free. It was my fault. You gave it away for free. And it's like, no one's going to pay when you gave them. a performance of a lifetime for free listen now i know what my grandfather said meant when he said why buy the cow if you can have the milk for free i get it now papa i get it that's a sex thing right it is a sex thing it's a yeah it's a horrible that was the least of what my grandfather said to us they did not mean nice things i feel like maybe k every day this week it's

a thousand for drippy veg okay thousand for shippie like you guys get there or you don't and that's on you. Okay. And I would say, yes. There's, we could do karaoke. We can, I know everyone probably has wigs. We can do some sort of wig show. We also said we're going to have a walk off, walk off like, oh yeah. I'm wearing a onesie today. So that should be great if we did that today. But also I, somebody had suggested no scrubs. I think it's, I think it's time for karaoke no scrubs probably. Oh, 750, no scrubs? 750, no scrubs. It was the first song I ever learned to every one. word to is it well then that sounds like this is roxy's day at seven oh my god you're gonna make you're

gonna let them duo and you're gonna make me mono where first is the worst and i'm solo i could switch every other verse with you but i think you can hold it solo and we can just do the oh oh yes yes yes it's like the height you know what i mean you would think that i would give you a wrinkle free face and you would give me ooh-oh i just told you i would skip every other verse with you or back the ground. Yeah. Okay, Raxie.

Someone's going to call you on your stuff and it's going to be Steph. Okay. She always does. Listen, I like that about you too. I actually feel like, does world girls happen in person? There's part of me that's like, I wonder if for St. Patrick's Day, if I stayed six feet away and double masked, if we could do the St. Patrick's Day Whirl girls in person. I think we certainly could work something out.

We are doing Steph's B-Day and person tomorrow night. And Doreena and I had a whole meeting about it yesterday. We are going to fuck with her so hard. Oh, my God. He's going to be. Oh, my God. It's birthday Eve. That's no.

It's actually Doreena's so mischievous. That's scary. No, yeah, it's birthday Eve. It's birthday Eve. Tomorrow's the birthday. And I get to have it with all of you in the morning. Oh, it's going to be so good. Let me ask, what are you turning?

28. Chris. You're still, you are 11 years younger than me. That is nothing. Age is just a number. Alia told us. She said, Hey, ladies of SCN another day of Poozy Live.

Have you seen the set photos of Natalie Portman on Thor Love and Thunder? Did you see her new muscle arms? I mean, die, you. Yeah. Don't you, raise your hand if you've ever looked at one of these actresses in a movie and not been like, I want that personal trainer. Because I'll tell you. Every, like, it's, you raise your hand if you have never, if you've never,

my hand is down. Yeah, my hand is down. My hand is down. I'll make, like my vagina. That's what I'm saying. Down, down. With those arms. Like, I'm not even jealous of them.

I just want her to hold me. Class A vagina. Yeah. Yeah. The other question is, earlier today, I was dancing to some music. And Roxy's like, are you dancing because you hear music? And I definitely was hearing music.

Am I hearing things that you guys aren't right now? I think so. You must be. Because I was like, she is grueling. Yeah, I got scared. I'm like, are we live? Yeah, I know. And it was just dead ass silent.

You guys hear that, right? Yeah. Night at the Rocksbury. I feel like this is a good March. Dants, don'ts, don'ts, don'ts. yeah yeah yeah yeah dance don't yeah yeah yeah read on an instagram post from a model actually i think it was a tic-tok she was giving all those ways to model you know like this oh yeah kind of tip that's like say chew or whatever so one of them is she said bite your

the inside of your cheeks really hard and so and so i look like i'm shitting that on my leg. Oh my God. All right. Sorry for the audio listeners. I want to see everyone. Okay, starting with Sabrina. Sabrina, give us your model face. Oh, yes.

I hated that. Why does it actually work on Sabrina? I know. Yeah. All right. Steph, let's yours. She's got it. She's got it.

Yeah, baby. She's reaching that goal soon. guys. Do you see the shoulders? Did you see the shoulders cave in though? That was part of the high bat. I learned that from Tyra Banks in America's next top model. All right, Roxy. You're not first this time. You were not the worst. Yeah, but it's also second is the best. Last one with a hairy test. Well, guess what? I saw those pits. So I knew that it must be true. That's true. But you didn't believe me for a while. Well, the lighting was very forgiving. Lighting, how about the gas lighting?

What about the gas lighting? Yes. Who is she? She just ate ice for breakfast. Okay. Here we go. I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

I'm going to try. I like stuff. You got to bite really hard. Kate looks like you're getting electric. Why does it when my eyes go open wider? That was amazing. That was our first news story. That was our first new story.

What to our faces look like if we bite the insides of our cheeks? Alex, what is our first new stories? Let's get right down to it. Hello, okay. The WWE Network is set to transfer some of its content to the Peacock Streaming Service starting on March 18th, Happy Birthday Ryan. The standalone WWE streaming service will go dark on April 4 in the U.S. just before WrestleMania 37 the following week.

Older WWE content will be added in phases to Peacock with pay-per-view events included in the subscription. Kate, if you haven't already, will you be signing up for Peacock and watching what the WWE has to offer? Well, it's funny. I actually, because we were in Chicago and I didn't, we have the Harry Potter DVD set. My son and I finished book five,

and I had no way to watch the Harry. So I actually signed up for the first week of Peacock, and then, of course, forgot to cancel. because they have the whole Harry Potter library on there. So I have to say so far I am unimpressed. I signed up for the commercial free. And there was still in the middle of the movie, there was still peacock commercials.

Like no more than 20 seconds, but like, no, no, I need Harry to never be interrupted. Do not interrupt Hermione. Don't interrupt any of them. Just keep it moving. So I was not impressed with that so far. I doubt it's something we keep. My husband really loves the office,

but I think he would rather just go by the DVD, like the, the Blu-ray of them. And WWE definitely doesn't do it for me, but I understand people who, if this is the only way they're going to get WWE, then it's very smart to, then you all absolutely get subscribers if that's the only way you can get it. Steph, Roxy, sorry. Steph, then Roxy, because Roxy needs to be second. Well, here's the thing. This is actually way more of a Roxy story.

She follows the WWE, so I'm going to throw it over. So technically still first. I'm still first. I'm still first. Second is the best. I have a very not-haired chested. Also, I'm not the worst. I'm the best.

I'm the best. So what I'll say about this is that I pray to be you one day, Kate, where I can afford the commercial-free versions of any of these apps. Every single one of them, I look at it. And I'm like, is it worth that extra $3 a month? And I always come to the conclusion, like, maybe you should stop eating ramen. for every meal before you make that decision, Roxy.

So, you know, goals. Just dreaming big. And then on top of that, I, I'm so, such a casual WWE person at this point that Peacock needs to give me a little something else before I'm fully committing. If Peacock had gotten the Friends Library instead of HBO Max, then we're talking. Yeah. Then we're talking. But at this point, I, I feel like.

There's so much WWE stuff that ends up on YouTube anyway. Twitter keeps me very informed. And I'm just not a diehard, because there's just so many other alternatives and options with AEW and whatnot. So at this point, it's not pulling me in enough. But for my friends who are diehard WWF fans, like you just said, Kate, like this is now the,

if you had WWE Network, this is better than having WWE Network. Yeah. As long as the library goes as deep, because I will say WWE Network had like, the deepest of cuts. Like you could find anything you ever wanted to find there. So I think that,

I think that they're pulling everything over and that would be really cool. And Sabrina, technically you're second because you're the best because Roxy was the first one to comment on the story. Steph just handed off. So Steph has a hairy chest. Steph third. Nope.

She's second. So step because you're the best. I'm breeding it right now. Oh. I genuinely think this is, I think this is cool to, get people to actually sign up to Peacock. Obviously, if you enjoy WWE, that's a great draw. But overall, I've never heard one person say, you know what, I really got to get Peacock.

Like, it's the hot thing. A lot of stuff available. I don't think they have that retention. I think if people do sign up, they're going to check out whatever they want to see on the app and then kind of get rid of it at that point. So this is cool for people that are fans of that, but they need a lot more in their catalog. Absolutely. I mean, I have to say the Harry Potter movies are definitely a draw. but again you could save yourself money and like and just go buy the i mean we have the bluerre set so yeah you can rent them you can rent that whatever you don't need to be spending 10 bucks a month but how are you going to watch 30 dollars through super chat good morning everyone hope you all have a wonderful day smiley face smiley face smiley face smiley face really cute

long no actually i'm very appreciative of that Kate, if you don't mind if I just talk to the people for one second. Please do. This is between me and them. It's between no way. We won't listen. It's between the second, which is the best and then. So I'm second and best.

Oh, Sabrina. Sabrina. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So we currently have 561 people watching live, which is less than we typically have watching live. And I have to say that that is probably because when I look down and when you guys look down, what you see between your legs is not so long.

And so if we're going to be lacking in views, if you guys do, want to see us back we have to be making up for that in income because that's what we do care about here on the show we are money grubbing lover a horse so you know that horse yeah so we're a bunch of horses we're a bunch of horses we know stuff loves to see dead horses we know how important that is and we will be dead we got that 750 goal for no scrubs um drip drip drip vagina dripping says that they're going to wrap more scowd has donated I probably wouldn't get Peacock if I didn't have access via family connection, but it has Darya and Dion Flux so am happy. Ah, Daria.

There you go. I feel like the WWE has a massive fan base, like one that has last, outlasted most fan bases. So I think they're probably betting on the numbers of that. They have all the numbers. I'm sure they know how many people were on the WWE network originally and how much they could potentially get over time. peacock and so maybe that in addition to people who already have peacock surmount to some sort of number that does pretty well but i agree with Sabrina that they would need to grow the catalog

because like right now it's it's just not on my radar because you know you look at the award seasons netflix prime and HBO max are just sweeping and and hulu and that's four different accounts of paying for donated 19 dollars and 99 cents what i'm talking about that's roxy does the lord's work This is what I'm talking about. Vachin. Vachim. Oh, and my third chest hair feels so good. You have no idea.

I should be on a pantine pro v. model commercial because the silk that's running down, my bones. Oh, so thanks, rocks. I call that Boob River when you're so sweaty and like you just get a big. Longer than a mile. And in style. Roxie, you can sing. Yeah, I know she's not bad. She's not bad.

Whoa. I tell her all the time. He's second the best? No. My coffee's kicking in, so third turd is going to come in to all of you and sweep this house. Do you guys think that we would make more or less money if we spent the next 15 minutes talking about bowel movements? Oh, my God. More.

More. Okay, I think we could do. By the way, I thank you. I thank you, Roxy, for doing the. the hard work of reminding the people why we are, why we are able to be here. No, you know, we're here for one reason. I know, I actually, I'm going to tweet. Maybe I should take a selfie post as Twitter.

I forgot to tweet for us. You look like an actual, I actually feel really bad. They get? I've been thinking, no, I've been thinking this all morning and I don't think I've verbalized it. You look like a goddess. Like, you look fucking stunning today. You look stunning every day, but you definitely should use your assets to bring the people to the yard.

To their life, not as good as ours. I'm obsessed with you. Also, my milkshake should perhaps be later on this week as a tabled song for karaoke. Yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that. Back to Roxy's good singing voice. You just in, just in, like in passing, had like a really on-key rendition of Moon River.

Oh, thank you so much. It was, what do we call? You went a bar? Foraz and a score shake donated $20. Oh, thank you. Yes. So, oh, my, growing up, my father, who was in the rock and roll industry, told me the hard truth is why I love my dad. Jedi Gen donated $20.

Let's go. Just wanted to say how much I love all the women on this week. Keep up the amazing work. That's coming from a Jedi. The forces with you. And also with you for all those Catholics out there. I can't not do that too, Kay, every time I think about taking the communion. I'm like, Jesus.

Wait, what does your father say to you, Roxy? So I was always like just an artist. That sounds like the most pretentious thing ever. But like I was a fine artist. I did ceramics. I was an actress. I was a singer. I was a dance.

I took dance class. I wanted to learn all the instruments. Like I just wanted to do everything because I didn't understand anything else but like that. I sucked at everything else. And my dad was in the industry. And so I really wanted to learn to play guitar. And he was like, no, your hands are too small. You'll never be great.

There's no point of being good at something. If you're trying to make like a life from it, like you want to do this with your life. So you're just not going to be great at it. You're going to be good enough. And we're not fucking doing that. And so the same thing was singing. He was like, you're fine.

You're not a star. So don't do that. And then with acting, he was like, no, that's it. You did that. Do that one. That's one your best at. That's what we're going with. So, like, he was very, very, like, if you're going to be an artist, I've done this my whole life.

Like, I know that you're not good enough in these areas. And honestly, that was really, really helpful for me. And I know that that's not like parenting 101, but like I had a lot of different paths. Town punch fart box donated $20. Welcome to Turr Talk. For the panel, would you rather extreme constipation or explosive diarrhea? Oh. Well, I have.

I have extreme constipation. Oh, I have explosive diarrhea. Do you want to switch places? That's a good question. I love bartering. Can you have my three chickens for your children? I don't know these magic beans. Do you want to switch places?

Or do you not? I would say that sometimes it is very inconvenient. Also, Brett was the one that told me, he's like, you're not supposed to have diarrhea. I'm like, well, like, once a week, everybody is there. He's like, not even once a week, you weird. So whenever I do go, when I go, it's water, like, it's actual liquid. So I don't often. Do all hot girls have IBS?

Yeah. I think that all, all. Can't talk right now. I'm doing hot girl shit. You're just literally shitting. Hot girls. Sorry, can't talk right now. My hot girls and I are IBSing.

Yeah. Wow. bad it's bad bad but i do think that is what like the marker of ibs is that it's extreme constipation and then like it's like you're like a real pendulum i think isn't it i don't rather maybe i would like to try explosive diarrhea for one week to see if it's better i didn't know i was not supposed to be having it so the good thing about having constipation is that i can go anywhere that's i never have to be worried i feel like dying but i could go anywhere yes that is the problem i cannot go anywhere when you when i'm like oh i've got rounds three and four coming up i better sit

this walk out you know like it's exactly that's gonna um i'm gonna be streaming i want to be rocking until you don't let the shit take the fight out of you take those walks take those steps play play a little with danger you never know what will happen i got to tell you because of the pandemic because we don't want to go into like if we've gone like on car trips i now have a camping toilet which is like a toilet like it's like a little bucket basically that you sit on and then i've got like it's this powder from like um porta potty's that like congeals any liquid and why are you snorting the powder right so that was that was the problem i didn't i used it wrong the first time that's why you got stomach issues girl yeah how do i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm sprinkling it over like

you've been like i'll mime this out of norton is the universal powder sign for the audio Norting a urine cleaner. The audio listeners, I'm going to mime how I get my camping toilet set up. Yeah. That sounds right. I got to tell you, when the pandemic's over, I'm still going to drive around with a toilet in my car. It's the best thing that ever happened. That sounds like a bad bitch.

Inside the car? It's inside. Well, yeah, we've got like a minivan, you know. So it's like. In a van down by the river. Down by Steph's chest. We don't know. Oh, yes.

Yes, there it is. But I'll tell you, I'll never go back to a bit. You empty it out after you use it. It's not like we drive around with like shit sloshing. But it's been a real godsend. What's up next, Alex? Moving on from the turd talk. Thank you for coming to my turd talk.

Whoa, that should be the name of our podcast. All right, next story. Chess, chess, it's time for chess. Everybody knows that it's the best. If you hate musicals, then please just can it. We're getting a Broadway adaptation of the Queen's Gambit. Story will be the same as the Netflix show. I thought the series didn't have enough jazz hands, though.

Don't you know my favorite piece is the horsey? Tell me, Kate, what do you think of this story? I think, no, you come right back here. You put your face back on the care. How are we ever going to make money when we do everything for free? That was- Alex Marzano. I want to look you dead in the eyes when I tell you.

Brilliant. You are too good for us. Alex, you really did that out of his own volition. He did that. He said, I'm going to make this. No, that was amazing. Thank you so much for that. Everybody has to sing their answer.

Alex started it Okay I didn't see it in the first place I have a great voice That like Roxy's face And also I think the musicals are fun But I won't be going to one For many many years

Until everybody stops giving me COVID-19 Okay that's my take on it Is it a filmed musical Or is it like a stage musical? I think it's a stage musical. musical it'll be stage. Is Anya Taylor joy in it? Probably not.

It's just one of the... It's an off-Broadway thing? It's probably going to start off-Broadway and then hopefully move to Broadway if it's good. But it's just they have the rights to it and they are planning on adapting it to be a stage musical. Wow. Yeah, Raxie. I have thoughts on this one. Yeah, yeah.

I think that this is a baller idea. I think that's the idea. Yeah, I do. I think this is a really smart idea, to be honest, because I think that as here, everybody that I've talked to who is a movie fan first, loved Queens Gambit, loved Queens Gambit. Everybody I talked to who is a TV diehard was like, what's happening? This show's good, but like, why is everybody freaking out over this? Like the Me's and the Josh McCougas of the world who literally spend 40 hours minimum a week watching television, we're all kind of. of like, wow, this is such a weird phenomenon. There's so much great television, but like this, this one's the one you guys all love. And it's really, really good. It's solid. But it is a slow burn.

And I think it really worked during pandemic where we all had the extra hours and we just wanted to watch something beautiful. It was like on the opposite end of Tiger King. We did the Tiger King thing. Then we were like, oh, we actually don't want trash. We want beauty and we want grace and we want to see this. Yeah, Miss United States. We need miscongeniality. Where is that musical continuing?

So I think that people really loved it for this time. But I also think that people started buying chess games. People started getting invested in the subject matter. Like, yeah. This girl. I called the chess buying chess game. This girl right here. I've been trying to queen stamp it my shit the entire time.

Totally. Totally. You're not alone. And so I feel like they need to monopolize on this. And what was what would make something a little? little less slow music and there's there was room in there for this there was room in it so i just think for all the reasons this actually usually when you hear they're making musical something it's like what this is like yeah yeah totally do that i feel like one of the things i kept hearing was that it was

is that true was it like yeah i i think it was yeah bowel movement so no it was it really was about hot girls with IBS. Honestly, this is the writer's room, Sabrina. Welcome. We've been waiting for you. You are our fourth member. So let us progress. No, but I, it was a slope burn. I would say the first three, four episodes, you're kind of like, it's a beautiful watch, like stunning. It gives me like Wes Anderson type vibes where like the whole thing is so perfectly timepiece. And then you start realizing the story that's unfolding. And then it starts to get deeper and you fall in love with the characters and really get what's happening. But I would say it's a slow. burn. I'm, I'm with rocks where I never knocked the money hustle. If this worked,

expose it, you know, do it, do the thing. But I think that they'll have to change it a little bit, because I, I think part of the reason it was so, so well received was because it was so beautifully shot and made. And so I think they'll have to have like a different added thing that gives it that judge for play. I guess I'm wondering how it works if it's a slow-paced thing, how it works as a musical because to me well when I when I saw it that was kind of like my review I said it would have been a really great film to watch because if you just like even took the first episode that could be a great opening scene you just condense it down a little bit um my one thing would just be it's kind of dark like it's really dark throughout a lot of it and really

heavy and emotional so I just wonder where like I don't know usually obviously this isn't always the case but when I think about musicals I think about it like elevating the mood it would be very dreary musical to come out of. Girlfriend, rent, lay miss. I mean, awakening. Musicals these days. Lion King. They're like, musicals these days are like,

if we're not making you think about possibly running onto oncoming traffic on your way out of here, we did not do our job. They are. We're out here talking about Miss Saigon, like a helicopter landing at an embassy, leaving children behind and stuff's like, Lion King. I'm not over Mustafa's death. Mustapha. Mustapha.

Homie, Mufasa. Homie Mufasa. I'm not over Mufasa's death, clearly. I can't even say his name correctly without crying. She's that upset, you guys. That's called a defensive mechanism. I protected myself by saying Mustafa. I will say, though, Steph, to your point, there is, so in the 40s, was it?

I'm going to get this wrong. I forget after which World War it was. during it actually was when the escapist musicals came out so like and that is like the hello dolly that actually Alex was it second world war right second world war rogers and hammerstein yes like and that was like a lot of like that da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da and so there's part of me that does wonder if if we are sort of coming out of this time like if we are about to hit our roaring 20s if we do want to go see depressing content we truly live in a very much we truly live in in a golden age of turd talk.

I've used the Olympics to compare constipation to a decathlon IBS to a 100-yard dash that ends halfway before the finish line. And explosive diarrhea to the shopput, by the way, love the swag vision, Alex. Oh, let me tell you something. The shock put? The shot put.

Shot put? Shot put? Shot put? What? Yeah, remember in Matilda? You know, I'm, okay, so I got that, but explosive diarrhea to that? Yes.

Yes. So when you throw it, you're tushy. I'll tell you what. If you're going to have explosive diarrhea, you need to make sure that you've got nothing in your way down there. Hey, Ryan, tell me about that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Did I actually do an actual transition? Yeah. Wow, I'm so excited right now. What is what? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you got to make sure nothing's in your way down there, fellas, especially when you're in the thick of winter. There's nine days left.

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effects on Boners. Have you guys been reading about this stuff? No, please tell us. No, I've got you. So apparently there was a man in New York who had like a three hour raging really, really uncomfortable boner because of COVID. And then they started doing studies about the effects of COVID on boners. And like for some people with COVID, I guess you have like zero, zero sex drive. And like you're just wanting to not have sex with anything or anyone or your hand because

you are just in so much pain and sick. And for some people, it is like they can. not get rid of their boners. Like they have COVID and they like it just like will not go away for hours on end and it's really painful and uncomfortable. Which would you? It's a great question. No boner. No boner. If it's painful. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Wait. What is? Did Alex? Did we just hear out? Did you say no boner or boner? All I heard is boner. Nooner. Nooner. Yeah. I think that let me This came from all of the four of us women by Far and Way's favorite site, Fox News. Oh, God.

We all love love it so much. And the article said, COVID-19 gives man a three-hour-long erection. A rare complication of the coronavirus appears to be painful, prolonged direction. Yeah. The man was 69 years old, and he was admitted. That's now I know. Miami's Valley Hospital. Yeah.

I love it was all the age. As soon as you heard 69, you're like, it's a fake. It's a plant. No one can be 69. This is a plant. My dad's currently 69. No. It's fake.

He's fake. After three hours, unable to fix the situation with an ice pack, medics drained the man's penis of blood with a needle, successfully fixing the bout of priapism. Is that a, what a boner's called. The man was unconscious throughout. Biasm did not reoccur. And unfortunately, I will say after 10 days, it does seem like the man died. So that was probably not the best of waste of Oh, God, Jesus, Roxy. And you ordered here tonight live on Fox News with Roxy sweet.

Oh, Roxy. Okay. Send in some money to get Roxy some etiquette classes. Listen. Listen, you know how everybody else answer stories with and then I found $20? Yeah. Not me. Yeah.

And then that person died. The person that we're having a laugh about then died. Roxy. Oh, thank you, Ryan. That's the most accurate. I can't. I don't know how to recover from this. I can't dig it out of this one.

That was so dark. Remember, remember, remember when I put on a sports bra and I helped. Yes. Yes. Go do that. Yeah. Rocks, like, suddenly you were like sadness in that inside out and like you just wanted to be helpful, but kept fucking over the entire amusement park.

Guys, we know that first is the worst. And the way you're speaking makes you sadness. This is, Roxy, I'm just going to give you a hot tip for next time. Next time you leave out that last part. And if somebody else... I didn't know it. I didn't know what happened until it happened. Okay.

So what I'm going to say is, then what you do is you leave that part out and then you, like, let somebody in the chat say it. And then you can be like, oh, no. They're saying that that person died. I know. I'm new at this. That escalated quickly. Yeah. Well, something else is new.

It's breaking news. That Powerpuff Girl. on the pilot at CW has found its three leads in Chloe Bennett, Dove Cameron, and Yana Peralt. Oh, I love Dove Cameron. That's weird. I didn't hear our names. So strange. That was strange because we just signed. Yeah, the three of you would have absolutely.

I got to look up all of these people. Yeah, I don't know who they are actually. You guys know Chloe Bennett and you know. Oh, yeah, I know Chloe Bennett. Yeah. Who's the last one? She's cute. Yonna Perolt.

I don't know who that is, but I will say that David Rappaport is the casting director on this one, and he is a fucking stud. He also did the casting director for Gossip Girl, Flash, Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow, Riverdale, like all of those CW shows, and he's found some really incredible people. So in him we trust and I'm stoked on this one. Yeah, the only, the show, I'm excited about the show. I obviously grew up on Powerpuff Girls and I love PowerPuff girls, but the premise, is bizarre.

Bizarro. Bizarre. Yes. Yes. That's the part that I'm trying to understand. I'm looking these people up. Oh, wow. These women are... Yeah. ...alcote's behind it. So I kind of trust her with a lot of that

like self-aware, like young adult humor. Because, yeah, this premise is something. Yeah. This is cool, though. This is... And this is just broke, Alex? Yeah. Fantastic.

Also, I am definitely not going to circle back to what just happened with Roxy guys. I'm not going to bring it up again. Don't worry. Let it go. I am a little bit surprised. I thought that they were, I'm excited about these three actresses. I'm going to look into it. But I thought for some reason my mind, I'm like, oh, they're going to just put three different

types of races and like just totally have a multicultural Powerpuff Girl set because they're made of chemical X. Like they could be anything, you know. Yes. We'll see. It looks like they went with different hair colors. Yeah, they all have to put on wings. That would be, do you think, do you think there's a possibility that they could not be in red, blonde, in black hair?

Look at what they did with the Winks Club. The what club? Like they like tone the Winks Club. Like if you guys, like the fairies, they completely toned that down, didn't even like have anything like the draw that we normally do. Especially in a time like this when we have stuff like Euphoria, even like the new craft that came out. was super like colorful and glittery and it was just like really pretty to look at. So you would think something like winks would like lean into it and then hopefully something like this does too.

Yeah. I agree. Bubbles blossom and buttercup. Listen, our names. We'd go with two different races, not three different races, but two, but they went with two. So Steph, how could you ask for more than that? You're right. You're right.

We met the quota. It's almost like you want equality. can you imagine it's almost like you don't want to have a three hour reaction that ends up in death it's almost like that i hi um brian ryan ryan says he believes chloe bennett is part asian so there we have it so it is three different races steph wow i stand corrected love to see it love to see it i humbly take my bow you know what i don't love to see how much listen if you don't want us if you don't want us to beg then don't make us it we're at 146 right now we're not even close to our first goal and we have to i know i know there's very few of you today i'm guessing it's because everybody hates us yeah being sad if that's not true for you

throw in some scratch throwing some scratch we got we got to make this happen guys we're about to get booted i'm going to tell you yeah they said women's day will show us up and show out any other day. Sorry, guys. At 500, I'm going to give a demonstration of a live birth. You heard it. Deadpan. I didn't stutter. Stargoms Al is donated $30.

Yeah. For my girl, Roxy. Hope you all are doing well. Heart. Somebody wants to see the live birth. Mm-hmm. Love you star. It's also, I mean. Sting Kramer donated $20.

Oh, thank you. That's what I'm saying. Ritz, 201. That's right. 200, a live birth. And if you want to see that, have you ever wanted to see anything in your life? Are you even on a...

I'm very, very curious about your... For us on this, Corshake donated $20. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Do you get pet chickens or something? I, I'm just like incubating them. I want to be clear, what are you doing stuff to provide today?

Because I offered up a live birth and we've made $60 since. I've offered up my heart and soul. I can do a runway walk. I can, I have flowers. I can be Eliza Doolittle. The main thing is she's going to back you up on no scrubs. That's the main thing. Correct.

Correct. Also, speaking of like songs that you memorized, there was, I forgot where we were talking about it, but I was saying how I knew the whole rap to the blues traveler song hook. So one day this week, I'll offer that up. You can get, you can get my whole, suck it in, second in, second in, second in if you're in tent. Because for whatever reason, I felt, I felt the need to memorize that. Those are the words, suck it in. Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in. If you're Rintintin or Ann Bolin. Oh, who would have guessed? Who would have guessed?

If you're Ambel in, you've got to suck it in. She does not. want to hear that. No. You know what? Just take, just taking my head off. I'm not sucking anything. Sounds like I hear that. And now I have to suck it in.

I'm talking about everything else. Travis Gilbert donated $30. I've seen a few live births. I don't need to see any more. How can we get that goal changed? How can we get that goal changed? So Travis Gilbert, for those of you don't know, he raises snakes and rats. because he feeds the rats to the snakes.

Oh. Yeah, but he, um, he, he, like, incubates snake eggs and then like they, but he's actually with my boys, um, and actually on Brett and Kate's play date also let us watch a snake eat a rat, which is, it's a very, it's like just nature's amazing. Yeah. No chewing, right? It's just straight down the tubes. They like hug it.

Kill it instantly. Wait to make sure that it's dead. and then they just... At least it's instant. Song Punch Fart Box donated $20. Didn't care to read what the live action of PPG version would be, but thoughts on if any of their villains could work in live action? Like him or the Amoeba Boys?

No, I do think so. Mojo Jojo could be a live action beast. Totally. And then what was the pink character? Like, he was like a fashion icon. Oh, I don't know. RuPaul. Yeah,

basically. Other than RuPaul, let's see. Mojo Jojo for sure. Your nails are just so legit. I mean, I still need that wiping tutorial. Oh, yeah, that could happen. It's like the same color as my crystal.

It is, you guys are. Your match is perfectly. Wow. Look at that energy for today, guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. You remember mask scara? The scary, she would be done.

So yeah, I think that a lot of them could work. Let me ask, I know this isn't one we're supposed to be talking about, but then again, I never talk about what we're supposed to be talking about. What is, what's the, what's the benefit of live action for this? When the, I feel like the style of that cartoon itself was so iconic. I feel like that was like a real departure from what, like, I had been watching as a kid. Like, those cartoons looked different than like gummy bears, which I had been watching or smurfs that I had watched. Like, so what is what, why live action? I think, I agree that it was a different.

Cartoon Network had a whole phase of just bomb.com type of cartoons. I think it's the exact reason that we're going to see Queens Gambit in a play version. It's, you can't really reproduce it because it doesn't need to be reproduced right now. It's still like if you watch Powerpuff girls, it's probably still good. So I think that they think what's the one thing that we can do different and change the story? line and have it work like that live action and see if it works. Also the CW is like a classic

type of network for this kind of show. Yes, yeah. You think it's kind of like Riverdale vibes? Yes. 50 Shades of Geek donated $20. Sabrina is bubbles, Steph is blossom and Roxy is Buttercup. Kate is

Professor Eutonium. Ryan is Mojo-Jo and Alex is him. What do you think? Did I nail it? Love the By the way. Also, I don't hate you. I'm just low on money. Sorry, ladies.

Love you. We really appreciate it. You're so supportive. Thank you. And I know you want to see that live birth. Kate, I feel like of all of the, of all of the animated things that have become live action, I do think this one makes the most sense.

Okay. We're living in a time in which which network would say no to three, like, man-made superhero. women coming up. I hear it. Yeah, you say it like that. I'm like, yes, obviously now is the time for that. No, it just, it just makes sense. And I think that also usually these shows don't really put star power behind them. If you think about, uh, super girl, Melissa Benoise, this was like, unless you loved her in whiplash. This was our glee, she was in a little bit. This was like really

the first time people saw her, saw her. Same thing with Grant Guston. He was also in glee, but this is how he's known. Stephen Amelt came up in Arrow. Travis Gilbert donated $20. I sold one of the baby snakes last night. That's literally where this donation comes from. You all should have had a few weeks gap between the first girls' show and this week our banks are suffering.

I know. I know. Wow, who would have suggested that? I couldn't imagine, Roxy. You would have come up with such a great idea, Roxy, as to spread it out, Roxy. I'm not sure, Roxy, but I'm sure, Roxy that you're... Run it out. Peekaboo.

I'm sure your suggestion would have been taken seriously. Can you guys also acknowledge that we made more money when I accused Christian of trying to steal our nipples and just let that sink in? Because what are you all paying for? Ryan told me, Ryan told me to clarify, so I did that, you know, that the nipples are not trying to be stolen anymore.

But what makes more money, Ryan? And I want you to think about that. Ryan, come back on the screen, please. Okay. Ryan, come back and look for Axy in the eyes, please. Hey. Hey, guys. So my friends are here.

My friends. Everybody's up. My friends. Oh, I get to talk to some friends. What's up? Ryan, who is doing God's work? Is it the nipple thief commentator or the person who is saying not to talk about the nipple thief and make less money? You know, I think verbiage is the differentiator here.

There's a difference between theft. public public maiming public maming public maiming men are always trying to silence women yeah so true Sabrina I'm sorry in the church of Sabrina we pray amen and also with you history but also with you what's your spirit made more money sorry I think that was him agreeing that was him agreeing Ryan thank you know you were going to be such a star of the show. Your ad reads are so fly. You are just a delightful human being.

I don't know what you're talking about. You're very good. Now get back off camera. Unbelievable. This guy, what a whore. What an attention whore that guy is. That's what I'm saying. It's just a horse.

Or, even a horse. Also, I wanted to, this took me so long to find, so I have to show it you guys. I think Steph was mentioning him as one of like the Power Puff Girl like villains. My friend cosplayed as, him before. Wow. You're like 10 inch like black platform stilettos.

Like the stripper's heels. Oh my God. Well wait, can you hold that up again, Sabrina? Yeah. Who is this? Yo. That's my friend one. Oh, your friend. Yeah.

Dolce and Wobana on Instagram if anybody wants to check it out. Wow. It's seriously so damn good. Wow. And yeah, that's like you. year. Yeah, that's someone you show up to the Halloween party and you're like, I'm leaving because you just look so good.

That is unfair. I guess I'll take my Eminem costume and leave. My one piece. Wait. The fact that the girl that was with him was dressed as an Eminem. Oh, hey, no. Women, your mind.

I just, I think about the worst Halloween costume I ever had. My mom made me a felt on a like a big felt circle and it just went over my head. Did you grow up with attentive parents? I did. Ish? No.

Yes. Sort of. I grew up with an attentive sister. So that counts. My mom is, my mom. Older, yeah,

three years older. Yeah. She was, she's really the one. I like everything that she wanted to do, I just stole it and did it myself. Like, so she was like really patient with me.

because she would be like, I want to do this thing. And I'd be like, great, I'm going to do it and I'm going to do it better. But that was only untrue for running. She's still the fastest runner on the planet. How much older? Three, three years older. So you guys were one year of high school together? Yes, we did.

Day. Oh, was it the best year ever? It was, yeah, I really loved it. I mean, I really missed her when she left. But then I was like, okay, now it's time for me to make my own people. But yeah, it was great. She was actually on Brett and Kate's play date. So if you subscribe to the S.E.N. Patreon, you could have met her.

I loved my time on that show. Oh, my God. I need to have everybody. Sabrina, we still haven't had you on. And Steph, we actually, Steph. It was a joke. I have not been on either. Ben underscore Rainer donated $30.

Hi, all this week has been great and can't wait to SC more. With the end of wonder vision, I have to ask what's your favorite decade for? Sitcoms? 50s, 60s, 7. 80s, 80s or more present like now? And do you have a FAF sitcom? Mine is Seinfeld. Before we answer that, can we please just acknowledge that not only did Kate not invite us

on the door show? I didn't know you had my time there. She believed me. That is, that is. Well, your dad said you're a great actor. Yeah, I believe you. Yeah, first of all, I would like to thank your father for encouraging you to act because you Yeah. But I actually, I guess I just feel like you have them. Oh, you're right. I can't think of a time.

Okay. Well, I'm just going to. All right. Fine. We can answer the people's questions. Also, let me just clarify sitcoms. Does sitcoms, does it have to be multi-cam? Because what I will say is that for the multi-cam 90s, no question. But for a single-cam, I would say the 2010s. Well, I don't think single-cam, I think situational comedy. I think anything. that's a situational comedy counts as a sitcom, right? Well, I just want to make the distinction, like, the VeePs of the world, like, when VEP, like, that for me is the best. But then there's also, I would say, like, the 90s in terms of, like, a multicam. Like, I've not seen a multi-cam since the 90s that I've been like, this is great.

Like, I think it's all cheesy. I hate the canned laughter, blah, blah, blah. It's just my opinion. Everybody's free to have their own. But as far as, like, single cams go, I feel like we're in the golden era of single cams for comedy. or had been the 2010's on it sounds like you all really agree with me should we just move on I kind of agree I think like the yeah the 90s early 2010s you know like all those shows like moeisha and martin and friends in living color and living single all of those were epic but

I just like TV sitcoms now better I just I resonate with TV now more and including sitcoms Like including like two and a half men now or like I don't know what's on now. Modern family. Modern family. Or like Schitt's Creek is definitely calm. I think that what's challenging is that we as a society in general and obviously there are huge glaring holes in this have gotten less racist, less homophobic, less anti-Semitic and less sexist.

So obviously comedy is better today because those things are a little better. So like comedies are going to get better because when you go back and watch, even my favorite show of all time as friends, but you go back and watch and sometimes you're like, ooh, ooh, you really had to make that choice. That's a bummer. That does not hold up today. So of course things are going to be better and funnier when there are more, I'm not even just talking about on screen, but like in the writer's room, there are more people with

more life experience and different. life experience. So shit's going to be funnier because it's just better made. But that being said, for what you're talking about, if you're talking about like classic sitcoms of those decades, I would definitely go with the 90s as well, Kate. And if we're just talking about what's the funniest shit that there's ever been today. Now, yes, it incurs the broad cities. Yeah. Yes, 13s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I would say that now is, I definitely. laugh harder now. Aaron JT donated

48 pounds and 99 pence through super chat. That's $3,000. But who's going to be Daddy Eutonium? Fan cast those scientist Zadis. What's Brett doing and does he own a lab coat?

Power to the pussy. That is. By the way, 48 pounds, like truly that conversion really isn't our favor. She took her clothes off. Got excited. Got excited.

Got excited. Are you getting ready for the live birth? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Yeah, once Ryan does the calculation, oh, he's saying, oh, you know what, Ryan, I'm going to need help. I'm going to need help. I'm going to need help calculating the total, but maybe I should watch a master class on math. Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Speaking of master class, we have an amazing sponsor. named a masterclass you guys i'm actually taking masterclass right now i have two courses uh one of which is gordon ramsies cooking and i actually wrote down a few things i've made this past week i'm talking sesame-crusted tuna with cucumber tea i'm talking crispy duck with red divi and spinach and roasted eggplant was another one that i'd never had it was fun to make but this isn't like the yelling at you gordon ramsie he's a teacher and there's a ton of classes similar to to this on Masterclass from hundreds of different artists and experts in their respected field. You've arranged a world-class instructors and you can learn that thing that

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Okay. You guys just have, you just have. I'm with you. Okay. I feel, I like the Brett. I like the Brett one. Brett and I lab coat would be exceptional. But if we're talking real actors, Zadis, let's see. I feel like Oscar Isaac That's like a saddie Zaddy

Zaddy I'm in a fight with somebody in the chat right now Oh you are? Yeah We got you What happened? I was in a fight

I'm a little busy right now I'm in a fight Okay okay okay you keep Do you need back up or not? Oh no Oh Was that a bad one That was like

Married with children is the funniest show ever. Too bad could never be made today. Sorry, I got cut off. King Dingling donated $20. I absolutely support all the social change and understand everything problematic before. But married with children is the funniest show ever. Too bad could never be made today. There are really funny parts to the show.

Yeah. I also, I love Cheers. I think about that, too. Yeah. I think Cheers a good show. Cheers is still one that like I don't think I laugh as hard when I go back and watch those shows

but Cheers is one that has me laughing almost as hard as like a Veep does or like a or like a broad city or you know any of any of the more recent stuff. What? Ryan you delete new messages? Come the fuck on. I didn't delete

shit, okay? I didn't delete a single thing. I can see who it was but I'm not saying uh... Are we being spied on. Kate, you deleted my message? Kate Mulligan? You think I have access? Roxy, your method.

Wow, Roxy's like the Spider-Man meme coming at. Who did it? I love, I gotta tell you, I'm so honored. Roxy thinks I have access. You're the only thing I know for sure. Sabrina Steph and I are too low on the totem pole to be able to delete my comment. All of us could not do it.

So, please, please put me in that category. I told somebody to suck my balls and the message got deleted very fast. Wow. What did they say? Because I think those- These four grown-up women think that they're funny. Comedies are not, you think comedies are better because now they're feminist and leftist

and not racist or sexist, so they're better? No. You miss the point, you simpleton. It's because it's properly representing the society we live in. So therefore, you can explore more stories that are actually funny instead of hitting the same prototype that was hit over and over and over again for the past decades. Wow. This is. I've ever believed in Shimomani where this is the fuck deleting my comments. This is. Sorry I came in hot there by the way. I was like, I didn't delete shit. Sorry.

I didn't delete shit. Alex. Who did it, Alex? Alex says he can see. But Roxy, none of your messages are being deleted. I'm going through it again. Only the person who is. saying it got hidden. No. Roxy, you're safe. You're safe. No, mine said message deleted. I could screenshot this for you right now. Roxie Strier, message deleted. On a typical day, snitches would get stitches, but today, Alex, the Poussé Presidantes in this, in this room are pardoning you. So can you stitch? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. If you guys believe in Roxy, send money. I actually am also interested to know what people's takes on this are. Send PLD?

PLD? Was that you? PLD? Yo, Roxie is going to burn a I wasn't me. He literally said it wasn't me. I promised you that you think BLD would just throw on a promise for nothing? Yo, this is what I have to say.

If you have any guesses who deleted Roxy's message, send in a schmobot. Let us go to the bottom of this guys. This is more riveting and knives out. You know, it could be, it could be the main boss. It could be Robert Kirkman and D. and maybe grace. Oh, my God. Grace.

Literally no way any of them that would do that to me. I watched that incredible moment. That was probably the best part of that night. I watched that incredible moment. Felt so envious of grace because I want to be Christian's boss. And also, also, if any of them are deleting my comments, none of them are safe. I just watched that this morning. Grace came in like big hefe.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm very nervous because Grace that are not on the best terms. I'm very nervous. But what this means. Yeah, I can imagine. I could wear and shmow down. Yeah.

Kate, I thought I was safe to fire her last year. I didn't realize that. No, Grace were and I would have very good terms either. So, oh, but she did come in like a boss ass, babe. Oh, my God. It's like her, if you just grow that hair color, naturally and then spit that heat at Christian.

That was like a lot. The mixture was it was Women's History Months. Grace delete my comment. Grace deleted your comment. Grace. Was it you, Grace? Grace. Also, speaking of the Shmo down, speaking of the Shmowdown, we should probably,

and not because I have a horse in the race, but Saul versus Humphrey aired yesterday for the patrons of the Shmowdown, but it's going to be airing tomorrow for everybody. So Wednesday tomorrow, you're going to get to see Saul's debut I-G match versus John Humphrey, his debut IG match for this season of war. So take your bets. See how you think it's going to go. And yeah, let us know.

Let us know who you think's going to take it. Also, remember, because it's not airing publicly until tomorrow, please no spoilers. If you are a patron and I have seen it, no spoilers until tomorrow. We also got two other matches this week. We got Brother Romis and Frankie Alvarez on Thursday in the singles match dropping at 2 p.m. I want to Friday. Alex, can you tell me to both of them win because I want them both to win? We'll see.

We'll find out on Thursday. And Friday we're getting Chance Ellison versus Brendan Meyer in a singles match. So that's going to be another bar and burn. So we got a great week of Schmoda matches. There's nobody that Chance could play that I would root for chance. Wait, wait, there's nobody that Chance could play that you wouldn't root for chance? No, that she would. Like, there's not a person she wants to lose more than Chance is what I'm hearing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, so like, if I put like a really horrible, how about the guy that you're fighting in the chat with? Yeah. You want anybody? You can play anybody and I'm not rooting for chance. I'm pretty sure everybody shares that sentiment. There's just no one to play in which I'm rooting for him.

I don't, I will never root for him but I feel like there's some horrible human beings that I'd be like, all right now I guess I can't chance PLD donated $20. It wasn't me. I wouldn't dare delete Roxy. Jake Hayekof Etowettouid delete the fuck out of. But while I'm here, thanks Roxy for coming on

Chil to Action last night. You Sabrina and Kate have been some of our fab guests. Steph should come on soon. She sure should. Yeah. And you guys did an awesome job. It was great. Roxy has the whole community being shaggy in here. It wasn't me.

Like everyone is coming. They're guessing baitman. Ben came in here. It's Bateman. Jesus, Bateman. Enough. We've had enough with you. Actually, honestly, knowing how when things went down with you and Goddard when you guys dated,

it's probably Goddard. Probably Goddard. Why didn't I hear shit? He's like, I'm off this week, but I'm not off this week. You know what I mean? He's up here in the test. He's working overtime. I got to believe, Roxy, the reason you haven't heard from Goddard is because he, like us

when we're not on the show, can't watch it. So I'm sure he just hasn't seen it yet. That's what I'm saying. Who's going to give him a heads up? Sabrina, did you talk to him? I have a show with him later. And Alex is going to be on, actually. So fantastic.

Guys. When is that? Everybody has to turn in for that. 4 p.m. Ben Godard's channel. check it out. Alex Marzonia. Only if he apologizes to Roxy, we'll come up.

I mean, actually, you've got to ask the bottom of this. Yeah, please do some research. Do some rec on for me. Like, is, I'm like Benoit Blanc. Yeah. Nice out shit. Daniel Craig, watch out. I have to believe that this is Christian.

That would be my guess. It would be, I have to say, Christian, if this is you, it would be so egregious. if I wrote suck my balls. For you, you Christian, who calls out the chat every day, and granted, it is your show, but if you Christian deleted my suck my balls after the whole suck my dick incident,

this is America, we have freedom of ball sucking. Oh, facts. There it is. Oftentimes forgotten, but always in our heart is the suck of the balls. I'll tell you what, some other facts. We are severely, severely underpaid today, you guys. We are only at 363.

What can you do? Can you reach deep into your pocket? I know it's so annoying to have us keep saying this, but truly this is going to be reflected on us that we did not deliver. Here's what's happening. Here's what's happening, Kate. Yes. Here's what we know.

You and I are bringing it down to 75 cents per the dollar of the man. And then and then Steph and Sabrina are bringing it down even further because you and I are white and they're bringing the money down. Oh, I see. So that's what's happening here on the show. This is a women thing. We're making 75, 50 cents to the dollar. That's what I'm saying. And we're working just as hard as anybody else.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was. Yeah. And that's what's happening here. Okay. Okay. I see.

I didn't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And that's why sitcoms are better today. Yeah. This is what I will say. For anybody, you don't have to, nobody has to believe. Nobody has to believe anything that they don't believe. But this is what I will say. Think about sports as an example. Did baseball get better once it was opened up to all races? Did basketball get better once it was opened up to everybody? I think it doesn't it doesn't mean that it's it's but when you I don't know when you open things up and let the world participate you it's just better I don't think I don't think anybody could say like yeah basketball was way it was way better

before Michael Jordan would have been allowed nobody would say that nobody would say that I don't think so I'm just going to say if you're somebody who feels like there's no way television is better now because it has opened up to more people's stories and thoughts take a take a good look at that and see if that is true because i think you will find that whenever we include more people better things come out of it that's what i'll say hmm hmm and opening things up and things coming out of things up and things coming out the live live birth is still on the line yeah we need 140 more dollars if you guys want to see this live birth. Also, if you don't want to see the live birth, I hear you, that's fine, still give money

anyway, and then just turn your, just don't look when she gives birth, but also, at the end of this show, there's another show, Ryan, talk to me about that other show. Zaddy, you Tony, donated $20. And women don't belong in the kitchen unless they want to be. That's right. Looking at you, Burger King.

So I think, I think so, guys, after the show, stereo, oh my gosh. We have an after show for SCN Live. Brett Sheridan, usually on it most weeks. It's rail on the stereo app. So this is an app. This is guys live podcasting made easy for everyone.

This is old-fashioned, old-school podcasting. There's this app called stereo. You can download it for your iPhone or your Samsung phone. And it's free. You can make a little avatar. I had fun with mine. I have a little blonde mustache. But you can follow people.

You can follow all personalities in the world. of sports, schmodeown, entertainment, anything, and listen to them, and you can do these live podcasts with one other person, and it's just like a phone call, but it's live, and it's a podcast. So Brett and I did one yesterday, where we just recap the show. A lot of people were throwing in references that he didn't fully yet because he didn't watch the entire show, and I was explaining to him, but, man, we recount the whole of Kate's freestyle rap. Score Jason underscore Ali donated $80.

Hi, ladies. Hi. We got to take that one again. We got to take that one again. Bbba, blah, blah, blah. Stereo.com. Before you take it again, though, because you got to do it from the top anyway,

so we have a minute. That was really, really big. That $80 really meant the world to us. Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much to everybody who is showing support today. I'm going to bitch at the people who aren't,

then I really got to take the time to support the people who support us. Yeah. That was nice. All right. take it again my balls i could suck your balls because of manscaped yeah because manscape thank you sabrina thank you full circle full circle oh my god okay ryan you guys there's this really cool app it's called stereo you can download it on your apple ipone or a samsung phone it's live podcasting made easy if you've always been interested in doing a podcast but you didn't have the equipment

you didn't have the technology you don't have the means this is simple it's just like a phone call with one other person and it's live and it's very interactive. You can send live messages to whatever stereo show you're listening. And if you're a part of the show, you can easily play them and have everyone be a part of the conversation. Podcast made easy. Christian is all been all over this. He's the biggest fan of stereo. You can follow him at httpsk colon slash slash www.com slash Christian Harloff. Get your name while it's out there. I'm always slow to getting to like the social media and claiming Ryan Nilsen. There's a priest in Maine who has my name on like every social media platform, but I beat them to the punch with stereo. So guys, get your name lost there. Suck it, priest.

Suck it, priest. Uh, so guys, make sure you get your handle on stereo. Download it today. It's free. Again, we have a link in the description that you can click to. Bring it right to the app store to download it and check out our S-E-N after show. Again, Brett and I did one yesterday. I think we're going to do one again today where we just recap the whole show of S-E-N. You can send in your your questions, we play them. It's so interactive and fun for the whole family and for the whole community. It's also great with Shmowdown. Christian's doing multiple shows per week and everyone on this panel has a stereo account. So you guys, again, go to stereo on any app store, download it, get your handle and make sure you follow all of us on SCN Live. Boom, got it clean.

Steph, you missed it. I told the priest to suck it. She's feeling holy today. I'll tell you what, here's the irony. You didn't even have to tell them to do it. She went there. Oh, sorry, Alex. I'm sorry, I forgot. Tell me we're not funny, troll.

I know, I'm sorry. That was funny, guys. So good. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for all that. I was. Regarding letting everyone participate in League of Legends e-sports,

particularly North America, Terrice talks about the import rule being removed, but the fear is that owners could bring in all Koreans slash Europeans and shun North American players of all races. The ladies donated $50. Shoot in the Shish Shows are the best shows. Thank you so much. You guys, I have to tell you, we are at least lined up for Roxy's live birth. We're at 5.15. We need to, if you want to see.

Captain Britain donated $27.78. Oh, we might get no scrubs. Okay. The BAFTA nominations have been released today with four sixth nominations in the best director category being women. Can you see anyone else winning other than Chloe Zau for both BAFTA and Oscars this year? Not really. I think she's going to sweep. Yeah. Yeah.

It's so she is such a cool figure in this business to watch unfold. Like the way she pulled up to the Golden Globes just chilling, you know. and just like humbly dressed in her lounge wear. I just love it. She's just about the craft. She doesn't really care about anything else. It's cool to watch. By the way,

Alex, speaking of news stories, is there anything else you need us to cover before we see Roxy's live birth and or if you're somebody who does it, if you don't want to see a live birth, now is the time to pitch in. Because if we get up to 7.50,

Roxy's going to sing no scrubs for us. I just got my wigs down to backup dance. I literally went upstairs to bring my wigs down. Bye wig! No, we lost. Let me have this of Atlanta. If somebody gives another $100 donation, then I won't do the live first. Yeah, there you go.

There we go. Oh my gosh, we're at 542, you guys, 542. Okay, so, Alex, was there something else you need us to cover before we hit some of the stream labs and super chats up? Not needed, but we don't have that many stream labs. So get your questions in as well, folks. And give me some funny names to say. And also, we, um, Christian just texted us. He said I was the one that canceled Roxy.

I'm just kidding. What about the nipples, though? He said, definitely you guys did better when we, when we were talking about your nipples being right, right, right. Ryan. Um, was there anything else of note from the Bafters? I, I got to tell you, I always trust, trust. the Brits implicitly.

Except for the queen because you don't want to be making statements like that right now, Kate. Oh. Well, no, I feel like after watching that, I'm okay with the queen, unsure, but okay.

Everyone else got to go. So Winston explained to me yesterday on the show why we're super least okay with the queen. Oh. My man, Mike, donated $20. Wow. This most beautiful and awesome woman on the

internet final is too close to call. Impora's balls but had to have my first shmibot read to the ladies who have helped me so much more than you know. Can't thank you enough. Love from the UK. Thank you, Marvel Man, Mike.

Marvel Man Mike is the shit on stereo. Yeah. Yes. Oh yes. He loved Marvel Man Mike on stereo. That's so much. Oh my God. Yeah. American women are such hoarse for the British accent. Oh! You could, you could, what, what you're saying?

Paddington? Paddington, are you here? Paddington? He can't be on camera right now. Oh, okay. All right. Why's that, Paddington? You got his nipples put off, guys.

He can't do the camera. So you want that to happen to you. This is the future that women want. This is the, all the way to the left. Paddington with his nipples off. Yes. Come on. This isn't Paddington.

This is Tom Holland right now, actually. Oh, Smithy donated $20. Please don't delete my shmee bot. I promise not to say anything related to anyone's nads. Just positive vibes to all these wonderful shmoh ladies and the joy and love that they bring to this community. Wait. Thank you. I can't control myself.

Balls, balls, balls, et cetera. You know, go nads is an underused term. Well, do you know? Like sexually or just like as, um. a literal term when you're like a man someone's talking about their balls i just think like we should bring gonads back but i think here's the problem with gonads i think actually biologically speaking everybody is born i i could be thinking of the wrong word i'm 100% sure i'm thinking of the wrong word but i believe that everybody has gonads and they either turn into testicles or into ovaries

look it up same with like the clitoris and the dick yep yeah that one I know. Gonads one. I believe that's why we can't say gonads because it doesn't. I, am I wrong, Alex? It's an organ that produces gametes, a testis, or ovary. Yeah. We can say that.

Why can we use gonads? We can say gonads, which you need to use it evenly. You need to use it for your ovaries. The same use it for testicles. Because I just said we should use gonads more and you told me how we can use it more. Okay. We agree. We should go mad for the gonads.

Go mad for the gonads. Um, can we just, can we delete what Roxy just said, though? That would be, could we? I'll send that clip. Reccon. Ron. Ron. Ron. And I, and you decide what that means to you.

Yes. No, I agree. You're right. You're right. I, you did not specify that we would be using only for test. Asking somebody to suck your ovaries. I mean, that's, that's, that's a tough. I actually don't.

I mean, you're like, you're getting in there. Yeah, yeah. No, no. That you're like, sir, that's actually my internal or. There's a chance of internal bleeding right now. I'm going to need you to back up. Live birth in reverse. Oh, man.

Wait, so why do we have to hate the Queen Raxie? What did Winston tell you? Don't have donated $50. Thank you. Make me any way you want to. Shmobot is undefeated. The Schmobot remains undefeated. We're at 630.

632, you guys, we are $120 away from Roxy singing no scrubs. We're almost gonads deep. Okay, guys. Sarah, let's get it. If we stay where we're at, if we stay where that, that's fair. But you're going to see Roxy have a live birth, and we don't know what she's birthing. We don't. We do know.

We do. We know it's the go-downs. Okay. By the way, Roxy, I think I figured out. Remember how people thought you had a list? Carol donated $20. A little behind to David. wanted to help out my fellow ladies even though you make me want to cry when you talk about your

ages i turned 40 back in june also we already have a musical about chess and it's called chess which has amazing songs yes that is true um also i'm 39 so what do you don't you can't cry you're two years older than me don't cry stop crying we're so lucky we lived as long as we have so far um then thank you for that lady donation all right i like that roxy the the list the list yeah the list i know it you don't have a list i never thought it did but every once in a while it sounds like you have a cough drop in your mouth like i'm swallowing my words kind of no no it's like i'm i don't want to put a fake nail

in my mouth i'm going to have to find a cough drop i want to know what it is all right well someone else uh one third of people believe i have a list it's not going down. There's a, there's a, like... Are you sure it's not your... Like, people are just mistaking the Boston accent? No, there's, there's like a thing. It's, I'll show you, I have to go get a copy.

Someone else take over. You guys, thank you, Kuifer. I'm tapped out from last week, but still want to contribute today. Please, please subscribe to the first cut and the world girls. Any chance we can get Doreena on? I would love to... for Doreena to be on. I think all of us would love that. All the time. Marina and Christian are in a standoff. I'm telling you that's what's happening here.

Yeah, they're like straight off old Western where they're about to have a duel and everyone's like, can you just stop? And then they're like, no, we're going to go out of it. Christian would just have to ask and she would say yes or she would just have to ask and Christian would say yes. But neither of those things are happening. We need to push it. but like how who we who we call ghostbusters it's like parents we get them both in a room yes and then we just set it up yes yeah yeah we're like if she just came on the show and we didn't ask yes yes i do too yeah yeah yeah yes i agree with that that would have been i also like that it took us so long to get to 500 because nobody wanted to see my live birth and then after they hit 500 they're

like fuck we know we have to see the live birth then we took off yeah they really speak up with what they want to watch and what they don't want to watch and scrubs is the winner today why i don't know but can now that we've surpassed it can you tell us what it what you were going to do oh so we're not going to do it anymore oh i don't know wow kate will tell us why well i tell you it's like a king that had a birth fetish and that's why we give birth in that position me like he had like 20 children it's a true story I swear. What do you mean? What do you mean that position? You mean like the like, there's a lot of years. Yeah. Well, I will say I part of, yes, I believe that that is true. But the other thing is it's definitely better if you bird standing up because that gravity helps.

But once there was the introduction of the epidural. Did you do that? I labored standing up. But then both times I took it an epidural. Once you take an epidural, they don't like you lose feeling. So you can't stand. It should create a fraction. a contraption. So they, yeah, they, they should, actually. That's a great point. Actually, I do think there is one where you could, I don't know. Drop your legs into it.

Yeah, like you, but you do definitely want your knees. I heard like backwards too. Yeah, like on your knees, like backwards. You just have to. Also, it takes the pressure off the back. Like doggy style. Yeah, like doggy style. Yeah, like doggy style.

Like not like not for pushing per se, but for laboring because it takes the pressure off your back when your belly's hanging down. It's really hard, you guys. Okay. This is just so you know who I. am i don't have a cough drop in my house but i do have a starburst so everything you need to know is there okay so roxy would sort of like it's like so roxy you got to get roxy's voice first yeah but then every once in a while she'll be like i mean it's too big she says it's too big i don't know if

she's ever said that i don't see i mean yeah the snire people like it just sounds like you've got like a You're like, I mean, yo, definitely don't come at me about this. Tonight your cut. Yo. Where's the lozenge? I don't know. It has that same quality. Rob, that was actually.

That is like dead ass accurate. Yeah. No, that is like deadest accurate. But like, honestly, I don't know what you're talking about that there's a lozins in my mind. Like, where could it be? That's pretty good. Thank you.

It's really good. And now you get to eat a starboard. too as a treat that's a win-win baby so upset i'm out of starburst right now are you yeah i'm out actually i'm gonna bring you some press on alice and starbursts that's him yeah i really need it it was pretty a good imitation to me there's just something like there's a bit back's a bitch there's a juicy quality is what i'm saying there's like a juicy quality yeah my i do have a very juicy voice i have the prepubescent voice of a of a man boy and it is so hard to listen to you.

When you do so hard, that was like a little deeper, but I don't think you sound voice at all. You know, yeah, that noise is like one of those weak boys in bed. Let me tell you something. When you sound the most like a boy is when you go like, yo, suck my balls. That's what you know about. But now we have officially, if you listened to me at all, Kate, if you cared about me at all, you would know that now I say suck my gonads.

So I'm so sorry. You are so 30 minutes ago. We are so, we have 30 minutes left and we are so close to you not having to watch Rock to give a live birth. But instead, sing now scrubs. Travis Gilbert donated $20. Either way, it's true. Definitely have a juicy quality. Right.

They do. It's a whole thing in your mouth. That's what she said. I knew that was going to happen. But it's an explosion. I'm a high chew gal over Starburst, but it's a close second. It's so, it's so bizarre.

I know. That's like, do we still trust her, Roxy? No, okay, listen to why, course,

before we get into it, it's because, first of all, they're a Japanese brand in my grandma, whenever she goes, the Japanese, that's what Katie is. It's not World War II anymore.

A few ladies. Sorry only able to, spend this much this time. Happy International Women's Day yesterday and this entire month. Parts of a Cussay. Happy advanced birthday, Steph. That was from track stars.

The Japanese girl telling the Jew that it's not World War II anymore. You guys, we hit it. We hit it, we hit it. Ryan, am I reading this correctly? No scrubs. Okay, so we've hit no scrubs. No scrubs means no bur? Well, listen, you can, why don't we say you're going to sing no scrubs and give birth?

I think while singing how you're giving birth. You know what? Let me call your dad real quick and see if he thinks she'll be good at that. He knows I won't. He knows I won't. What I will say is that we still have coming up, the $1,000 mark is a performance, a freestyle rap from the rap group, Trippy Badge. Yeah. You know, just keep those donations coming in.

if you have any interest in seeing that. But for sure today, thank you guys so much. And also, nobody ever has to apologize that this is all we can give. Giving anything is giving everything. Thank you so much for what you do. Yesterday I was belting. Do you guys ever listen to You're Simply the Best on repeat? Because especially after Schitt's Creek is the best song.

I sounded really good. I don't know how I'm going to sound with no scrubs. Wait, can we hear a little of Simply the Best? No. the you're simply the bass like you can hit that part i mean i didn't say i could hit it but you sounded good yeah i don't know if you're like oh girl you're all the time yeah especially in like the shower and then once the music do you ever like hit the ox or something and it goes out and then you actually hear yourself yeah no dude or sometimes in the car i'm like i think i'm hitting this

and i'll press my ears so i don't hear the music and it's like a raccoon is being run over repeated Like you thought, like you thought you sounded like Rihanna. For the second, I thought I was hitting it. And then you would like turn it all the way down. Yeah. Duff, did you just decide to do sex with me? Is that what you just came out of your mouth? Sex with.

Yeah, Rihanna. That song's underrated. We've decided. You did decide. Yeah. I think the most underrated Rihanna song ever is breaking dishes. I love that song. So you know that one?

Is that on, um, You bingo. She's 3.30. She's talking about, she's just going to, like, you're with some other woman. I'm going to go break dishes. I'm breaking dishes. That's one of her first albums. Yes.

Yeah. I love that. She just goes and bucks a dude's house up. She's like, you think I'm roasting marshmallows on the fire, but what I'm burning is your attire. Oh. Come on. What a rhyme scheme.

Yeah. Alex, do you want to hit some of those super chats? Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, speaking of dishes, Garth Harkins-McMurray says, Hi, ladies, I'm happy to see you all together again. I see that Bonnie Somerville is listed in the description and the overlay. That's optimistic. Great news.

I just got my first dose of the COVID vaccine today. I love you all. Sien is Steph's excellent nails. Oh, that's Tiffany F. Tiffany F says breaking dishes is her jam. Yay, Garth. Thank you, Garth. I'm so happy to hear that.

I know that that is, there's been some medical issues this past year for you, so I'm so happy that you at least are going to have that in your pocket. What else, Alex? Adrian Bailey says, Hi, ladies. I have a confession to admit. I have fallen for you all. Steph with her beautiful eyes.

Sabrina with a beautiful smile. Kate with her awesome sense of humor. Roxie is an all-around goddess. Yeah, Alex and Ryan are not too bad either. Love you all. Let's listen. Welcome to the... Kate was like...

Kate was in the outfield waiting for one of those like hard-hit polls. It just like did not go. Fully went over her. I'll tell you why. I have always been the personality, you know? Dude, personality over. First of all, you're fucking hot. So like, I can just get that out of the way.

Personality leads the fucking way all day. I think any girl will say that they would rather be complimented on their personality. Well, listen. I'll take it. I will take it. Anything. If you're saying anything nice, I'll take it. Yeah.

I was going to say. You have a nice personality. Yeah. You guys think you can say pussy. Yes. You kind of rounded out the E with a U. It was like, personality. You guys, what?

That's the best new word that's been invented is Pussinality. It's the person. Yeah, what's your personality? What's your personality? Guys, I have exclusive news that Alex has seen one of our personalities. Who's is it?

Wait, what? Alex. Do you want to wait? I'm scared. Wait, Roxy is TMZ of SCI. Roxie has caused numerous rumors in the past few days. Like, I am scared. He's like the town gossiper.

Oh my God. What happened? What happened? I'm lying. Wait. Oh. I think it's a well-known fact. I haven't seen anything in 60 years, Rocks.

Yeah, that's true. Oh, she said. What she said was what happened was I was lying. What happened was I was lying. Yo, your dad hit the nail on the head. Yep, acting. That's what she, yeah. Acting.

Oh, for Christ. It was just like such an intense joke to throw out. You're so quickly rebut because you knew you went too far and said the thing was I was lying. And then he died. And then he died. He burned the server now. Oh, my God. Did we lose Alex?

Oh, God, Alex, stop. Alex, Alex, stop. And a three hour-long boner, and then he just was gone. 10 days later. No. My God, please let this be like a Game of Thrones moment where you wake up in the next season. John John the thing is like I get scared about anything because if anyone told me something about myself I would believe it 100% came out of Roxy's mouth and she's just like oh you did this I'd be like maybe I did

like Roxy just convinced me she was on my show I was like okay I remember that you were great I don't know oh my god that's the only one that unless Sabrina I shouldn't speak for both of us but I swear to God I was like wow That's wild about Alex, but Steph sniffed it out. Roxy's the town liar. But who was it, Alex? Tell me who. She had me going like, wait, did I? You are Lady Bridgeton.

Whatever name, the lady Whistledown. You're Lady Whistledown. You're a liar. This is what I've always said to people. It's very lucky I don't lie. Well, just now I did, but usually I don't because I'm very good at it. Oh, God. Unless you're lying.

when you say that and we would never know. She's like, I never lie. Like, always behind her is like her fingers crossed. You can wonder if I always stand like that? Yeah. That's so good. I'm just picturing Alex very quickly trying to look at the screen. Like, which one?

I'm trying to, which one was it? Pretty much. Was it forgettable, Alex? Was it forgettable? Come on, Alex. No, I take it too far. I do that sometimes. No, this was, I'll tell you.

what this was the right distance this was the right amount of far wow my feet is stopping wet yeah i have to reapply all right alex what else do what else do you have for us 50s a geek says day two of the lady show let's go wait is it day two or is it technically day three i don't know i suck in math anyways good to see you all it's day two this week it's day three in general but you guys paid that day for five consecutive days so that is what we're giving it we're giving you we're you five consecutive when you dropped that 4600 dollars on us that was for this week yeah no that was good oh my god proxy i'm contributing a lot today i'll tell you what you sure are from live births to gonads who's tonality and laudity straight up lies

ryan pain says what is constipation but a turd persevering Sorry, I hadn't to. Yes. That's good. That's what Wanda said to vision. The turn of lies. That's when we all cried. Yeah.

This is a big moment. Emmy was the... Lucy O'Connell says, Hey, people, thank you, Kate and gang for your thoughts and advice yesterday. Anyways, what are some of y'all's favorite Green Day songs? I ask because I rewatch the episode where Alex sings, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, it looks great. I think Steph and Jamal can attest to dad.

Thank you. Yeah, it was really good. Thank you all. My favorite Green Day song is Waiting. It's off their 2001 album, Morning, and you can go to my website, Alex Marzona.com, and you can read why I love it

and my personal history of it and see some sick 2005 photos of me, and I do a cover of it also. Thank you, please. Did you have sides? What, bangs? No, no. Okay, I'm looking at. That's not down anymore.

I was a little chubster. Oh, that's right now. Alex, I can't picture it. I can't picture you being, yeah. I was too. Alex Marzona.com, check it out. Don't forget that. You have to forget the Enya and URLs

because they don't understand it. Oh, wow. Forget the Eni. He was racist. Definitely forget the Eni. My favorite Green Day song is, It's something unpredictable. And then it's right.

I hope you have the time. Yeah. Why are you singing like that, though? Because that's how he sings. You got to do like the pop punk, like, emo, rock voice. You got to have to like, you give it to us, Alex. Oh, oh, oh. You guys.

Oh my gosh. No. my god this is the live birth i just gave birth to that baby he's so cute yeah yeah oh my god i'm giving birth oh sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i stole your thunder i saw your thunder oh my god i'm sorry i'm sorry and you're trying to take credit i'm so sorry i'm so sorry you're right you're right oh my god look at him you are really cute your face doesn't even look like where's your midwest swam had done $100 matchup of men Motivating My Moola today, miscingeniality musicals and model moves.

Yes. Here's to the only royalty this world needs with this fearsome for some. Love you, Queens. P.S. What movies, shows should be made into musicals. Thank you so much for that donation. Who was that again? I wanted to thank them by name. Midwest Mama.

Midwest Mama. Yes. This is my mom. Yeah. Brina, where are you from? Chicago. Oh, Chicago, Chicago. Like Chicago proper?

Is that how you asked that? Yeah. Like the city? Yeah. What name are you? Kind of all around because my parents got divorced. So then I moved a little bit like over everywhere. So south side of Chicago, uh, Midway Lakeview, um, also like you.

Because you said Downers Grove, right? Yes. Yes, I did. Um, I did the cheerleading team for the Homer Stallions and I played Downers Grove at Of course. Homer, you were, you were, Homer Township. My cousins all went there. Yeah. I was there for a little bit. Yeah. That's amazing. I think Roxy probably is the worst FOMO right now. Oh, she doesn't. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. When there was like a, I even was like, I wish I was in Chicago. I regret it at asking so much. All of a sudden, I was like, I don't know enough. Yeah, you started something. I was like,

start of something new. Yes. It feels so right to be here with you. Ooh. That's what we should be seeing. That's what we're at now. We are at 865, you guys. We are.

Okay, I have 1.35. It would be so good if we hit a thousand because I would rather be, I would rather be a part of drippy vaj and freestyle than no scrub solo. We've already said we will back you up. I'm backing you up. I have wigs for days. That means like 10 different people could potentially show up in the background. It's so hard when you have no support and no one's stepping up to the place.

I feel like you're gas-liding the entire panel right now. It's just so hard when I just keep asking for help and no one is willing. How does your back feel holding all that weight? Honestly, I feel like I went from being an L lowercase to a C lowercase. Okay. Think about that visually. Okay. Think about that.

Okay. I have an idea visually for the question that was asked, show to musical. Hear me out. It's a little obscure. Okay. Okay. We get Watchman, the musical, but it's done in the style of when Kanye West, when he was the real Kanye West, performed Jesus walks. Oh.

Do you have like that, like, intense. Yes. Yes. Choir going on in the background the entire time. Yep. Yep. I'm Chicago. Ski-skiy.

Show me the way, because the devil's trying to keep me down. G. Dust walks with me, with me. Just like Dr. Manhattan, he just like takes the mic.

He does that whole monologue Kanye does where he's like, auto tune. He's like, yes. Yes. We're all in the vision now. We are all there.

Yes. Watch. Somebody's coming who Kanye Weston. I'm going to say parasite. Parasite. Oh my God. Parasiding. I don't leave me breathless.

Try to catch it. It's kind of hard. Yeah. Just saying. Okay. All the words. Raxi, I'm so sorry. Were we in her?

Did we interrupt you? I'm sorry. Were you guys in the show? Because I, no, no, no, no. I didn't want to interrupt you. I mean, you guys, I'll tell you what. Right now, we can have the audience decide if they want to see you do Jesus walks or no scrubs. Because it turns out, you've both memorized.

Yeah. You kept going even when the moment I passed. You were like, I'm not going to let this go. Tell us in the chat. If you want Jesus walks or no scrubs, tell us in the chat. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, but also you might not get either because you might get drippy badge coming with that original flow. $135.00. Oh, yeah. Oh, because of a vagina. Yes, Roxy. Yeah. Something Alex is very familiar with. Yes. One of ours.

One of us. I don't know who. That's Sabrina. Yes. Who's senality. Take the heat off me. Take some of it. Garth Harkness McMurray says Steph. Chloe's Bennett. It's real, Chloe Bennett's real name is Chloe Wang. Her father is Chinese and her mother is Caucasian. When she was 15 years old, she moved to China and had a successful singing career. Look up her music videos. So the cast are a mix of white, mixed Asian, and black.

Fuck yeah. That's great. I wonder why she changed her last name. I get it because my family did the same thing, but I wonder if she had different reasons or it was Hollywood. Yeah, keep going, Alex. Keep going on. We're going to. Hey, man, Sabros.

My dad got vaccinated this past week, and I'm going back to my old college. Very excited. This question is bound. This question is bound to cause some controversy. But cutest Shmodon pet? Pett? Jen Sturgers. Is that what we're asking?

Shmodon Pet? Jen Sturger's dog is like not to be... I'm not familiar with everyone's dogs. Molly's really cute, too. Molly's really cute. I like your turtle. Thank you. I mean...

Oh, yeah, the turtle. I didn't even vote for him. You know what I mean? Yeah. He doesn't love me back. I'm trying to think of who else even has animals. Oh, Shannon and Mike have. Oh, yeah, Indy's really cute.

That Jen Sturger, that, I got to tell you, look up. What's that dog's name even? I don't know. It's like, it's like Nigel. I was going to say Miles, but that's not. Miles. It might be something like. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Oh, my God. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. And she, and this is, because she said to Kevin Smith, I name, I actually have a dog named after he's like, oh, really? What's its name. She's like, Kevin. What a weird question for him to ask. I know, but also like it could have been a variety. A character.

It could have been a character. It could have been Smith, too. Silent, Bob. But it was very funny. Would you name him? Kevin. Silent. I vote for Kevin.

That's my vote. All right. Adrian Bailey says, hey, nipple thief should be a hashtag just saying. And, Mr. Brow, you are a vision today. You are. She sure. Thank you. I'll tell you what, now that she's got that scarface sweats, turn on, she's got two things in this world. Her word and her balls, and she doesn't break neither from nobody.

Oh, period. Go-nads. Say hello to my little friend, and that is my gonads, bitch. 50 shades of geek says, Roxy, what if chance is playing Ben Bateman? Who would you root for? Ben Bateman. Tiffany F. says, hi, guys. Hi.

Hey. Hi, Tiffany. I love Tiffany. Marvel Man Mike says, Roxy, I normally wouldn't say something like this, but you have a great voice, so don't be self-conscious. I've never thought you had a Lisp,

so I'm convinced it's just your accent. Or maybe you sound British, so it's just seeming normal to me. No Lisp. No Lisp. Hey, check your phone per Christian Harloff in his actual text to me that says nothing about nipple.

Oh, there you go. Oh, yes. He wants to know he is unable to do the stereo show. Can any of us do the stereo show? I am actually going to have to pop off and go to backstage today. Yeah, I'm booked. Anybody do the stereo show? You do.

Okay. Steph. I'm prepping for something, but I could do it if we need it. Okay. Or Alex or Ryan even, too. Is it 30 minutes? Yeah, or Alex or Ryan could step up. I'm in.

Cool. Ryan, okay. right okay he's gonna cancel it here he's right actually really wish that i could do it today because i really really want to do one of the stereo shows because i never asked yeah if i wasn't going to be running over to backstage i would i'm yeah and i just i get really scared when i'm trying new things and so i over prepare for things so i feel like if i don't do good then i'll blame stereo oh oh he needs two people to do it okay right okay i can do it i can do it okay okay i can do it okay I didn't know what he was saying.

Okay, there we go. My heart's a stereo. It beats for you, so listen close. Hmm? My heart's a stereo. We got eight minutes. Let's go. 50 Shades of Geek says, thanks to this show, my greatest mystery has finally been answered.

I finally know what are the conversations that go on in the girls' bathroom during recess. Thank you for reminding me why I never even dared to go anywhere near that place. It's just me and they're like, no, actually the gonads are an organ that we all have until they'll have. They either turn into testicles or ovaries. Next, Alex? I think I have a bitchy comment. This is bitching. Not you.

Be a little bitch. Tiffany F. says, let's do some candy talk. Best flavor of Starbursts are the pink and red. Yes. Rank these candies, Starburst, now and later's mambas. I will tell you, first of all, the best is the Starburst, favor reds group. You can just get the pack called flavor. reds or favor reds instead of favorites and it's just all the reds um mambas now and later's or what was

it in the one starbursts starburst mommbas now and later now and later tastes like a tire with sugar like you really have to chew i have a i had a boyfriend back in the day he was like you got to sit on an hour and later before you eat it yeah you have to warm it up yeah no raxie leave it it looks good that way i don't know how it got there That's why Gen Z doesn't want to do side parts. Honey, where are you? What side are you on? No, not you, honey.

No, this honey. Yeah, that's not you, honey. I love it. All right. Marble Man Mike says, okay, ladies, random questions stolen from Twitter. If you were Wanda,

what sitcoms would make up your version of the hex? Mine would be bewitched. Cheers, Red Dwar, friends, and spaced. Keeping awesome queens. Thank you.

Uh, ooh. Give that one again, Alex. I'm sorry. Which sitcoms would make up your Wanda? So like friends, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, Cheers would be a really good one. I wish that Wanda had done like a Cheers style episode.

I feel like that. Yeah. I'm so bad with sitcoms. I feel like mine would all be like Disney Channel stuff. It'd be like Lizzie McGuire. That's so great. Oh. Whoa.

And then probably like Hannah Montana and then new girl and how I met your mother. It's like transition to adulthood. Ooh. Steph, do you have a- All I know is that Broad City would be the final chapter. And then maybe, I don't know. Does the Chappelle show count? Like one of those types of.

Yeah, I'll say yes. It's because I'm not into saying no. I love Lucy if we're going back there. And then in the 90s, probably. Oh, fresh Prince of Bel Air. Great. All right, I'm going to skip this one because we got to keep going. Yeah.

Yep. I'm going on super chats. Cooley High says, hey, my favorite people in the world. Kate, you know, you are wiping material. I love you all like a bad kid loves kid. Thank you. Oh. Cooley High is another fun one on stereo.

Yeah. Yeah. Nick Baskam says, y'all are awesome. I love you all and thank you so much for another awesome show. Oh, thank you. Chris Burke says, here's to my girl. to my girl Roxy. Love Avery. Oh my God. Avery's the shit. Avery and Chris are a father-daughter duo.

Avery is 12 and just booked a massive Disney role. I'm very excited for her. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Congrats, Avery. Chris Burke also says, just want to give a shout out to my favorite, Roxy. Thank you for all the love and support you have given me. Much love, Avery. Got you, baby.

Gregory Castillo says, Scratch. Jamie and John says Gremens or Gremlins 2 the new batch Which do you prefer? Gremlins Gremlins Okay Nick Baskam says

Thank you for for the awesome stream And Ryan and Alex I think you all are amazing hashtag Most Grubs Alex just made up that last part It's so conceited Alex You like your own gonads Definitely

Dale Collins says You can't donate much today because I'm currently moving my house but wanted to show my support. Thank you. Peaceful guys, says much love to all the lovely personalities of SCN. Oh, I appreciate you, fam.

Love Cox says great show today. Roxy, start looking up, thank you so much. Roxy, start looking up the, start looking up, I believe the chat had it at, had it at Jesus walks. I don't know how to do the sound

stuff. Cool, cool. This is going to go well, I think. I'll walk you through it. After we're done. When you should start looking it up, what do I do? Just Google, YouTube, no scrubs, karaoke version. Karaoke version, yeah. And it will say the words on it, okay?

But you don't need them. Yeah, what's next, Alex? Gammon John says, Steph, I'm sorry. Coming to America is a letdown. Oh. I don't think it was a letdown. I think we knew that it was a sequel to one of the best comedies ever and I think it was to be expected that it wasn't going to be as

magical for a lot of reasons but I thought it was good I laughed out loud a few times loved it I agree all right Ray Dominguez the thirds donated and says nothing but thank you very much oh thank you right and then lastly 50 shades of geek says I think we found the goal for tomorrow kate singing whatever that just was all right I'll throw my hat into the ring for tomorrow For sure. I'll sing hook for you. I'm getting my hair prep. Hold up Jesus walks and I'm just trying to skip the ad. All right. Now what?

Are we all, are we done with the stuff? I don't know. Are we done with this? All right. So, Rocks, you're just going to go to share screen button. And then you're going to hit advanced in one of the top tabs. Then you're just going to hit computer. Right. Right. Share screen where? The bottom of your Zoom. The green one. Sorry. I will let one person.

talk sorry and then you're going to advanced advanced and then computer audio or sound music or computer sound only yes word and then share oh look wig's getting ready wig's getting ready step you know this is not no scrubs right oh it needs a password tell us the password on air right now yeah what password does this need probably your computers why does it need a password why does it need a Oh, your computer, Rox. Oh, it says Roxy Shrier sharing computer sound. There you go, you're good. Now you hit play in that YouTube video.

All, let's see. I mean, thank you for complimenting my voice and then giving me a song that won't play it at all. Let's see how this goes. You hit him play. I did hit play. There you go. We are war.

We are war with terrorism. racism. But most of all, we have war with ourselves. Got you jump, baby, because the devil's trying to break me down here. Oh, no, not yet. Yeah, no, no. Yeah. You know what the Midwest is, young and restless. Oh, like that, the necklace.

The next year is right back your Lexus. Somebody tell these two Kanye West. Just not anymore. Walk through the valley of the shy with death is the top floor, floor the view of the blue level of trying to catch it. It's kind of hard and choked by the Texas. Yeah, yeah. This feels long. They'd be asking us to ask us questions.

Harass us and arrest us. Say, we eat pieces like you for breakfast, huh? You eat pieces of shit? What's the basis? We ain't going nowhere but suits and cases. A trunk full of something, rental cards. Avis my mama used to say, only Jesus can save us well, Mama. I know I act of fool, but I'll be gone

until November. I got packs of moves. I hope. God show me the way because a devil's trying to break me down that I pray is that my feet don't know. And I don't think there's nothing I can do now to write my wrong. I want to talk to God, but I'm afraid that we ain't spoken so long. God show me the way because the devil's trying to break me down. The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail to know.

And I don't think there's nothing I can do now to write my wrong. I want to talk to God, but I'm afraid because we ain't smoking so long. So long. So long. The hustlers, killers, murders, drug dealers, even the strippers. Jesus walks for the hell! The victims of welfare for living in hell yeah, hell yeah. Jesus works for the hell.

Now here, you hear, you want to see them more queerly, I know he hear me when his seat get weary. for the almost nearly extinct. We rap as role models. We rap. We don't think. I ain't here to argue about his facial features. We're here to convert atheists into believers.

I'm just trying to say the way school need to teach the way Kathy Lee needed read us. That's the way I need Jesus. So here go my single dog radio need this. They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus. That means guns, sex, slash video tape. But if I talk about God, my record won't get played, huh? I don't let this take away with me.

Which probably take away from my ends. I'll always take away from my sins and bring the day that I'm dreaming about. The next time I'm in the club, everybody's screaming out. God show me the way because the devil is trying to break me down. This is so weird. The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now. I love Jesus. I mean, it just for so many reasons, it just feels so wrong.

Like Kanye and then like, I'm such an atheist. And then like, I'm talking about murders and drug dealers. And like, I'm from the suburbs for all the reasons. Thank you for supporting me in those endeavors. Everything was right about that. Hit that everything. I'm going to start off with Ryan and Alex today because I totally forgot to thank them yesterday.

Thank you to Ryan and Alex who are so busy behind the scenes. Just putting up with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, too. First is the worst. Steph's a bra. Obviously, Steph C is a bra. Look at her.

Tell me that's not the funniest woman on the planet. There she goes. Front of the person on the planet. I'm going to say that. Thank you to Sabrina Ramirez because first is the word. Second is the best. Sabrina Ramirez, there she is. Thank you so much to Roxy Stryor,

who is the best, best liar. Roxy Stryor, the liar. Okay. I bet you never heard that one. Oh, good. I hope that one sticks. Yes. That one's going to stick.

If you don't want to call her that, you can call her Peekapus. Okay, whatever. I'll see you shortly on stairs. The show with Steph, the funniest person on the planet. And Ryan, the other funniest person on the planet. Thank you so much for tuning in. Be nice to each other.

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