The Late Braking F1 Podcast - Has Sainz made the RIGHT decision to join Williams?

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

It may be the start of the summer break but F1 has delivered plenty of news! The LB boys cover the latest from Sainz signing with Williams, Red Bull's decision on Perez's future, Alpine's team princip...al exit, and Ocon completing Haas' 2025 lineup. They finish with a game of Back and Forth... FOLLOW us on socials! You can find us on YouTube, Instagram, X (Twitter) and TikTok SUPPORT our Patreon for bonus episodes, historic race reviews & more! JOIN our Discord community JOIN our F1 Fantasy League: SIGN UP & create your team, and JOIN our league (join code: C3PHEQHPU04) BUY our Merch SEND us something! We have a brand new PO box - address: Late Braking Podcast, PO Box 821, TRURO TR1 9PE EMAIL us at podcast@latebraking.co.uk & SUBSCRIBE to our podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This podcast is part of the Sports Social Podcast Network. Thank you for listening to the Late Breaking F1 podcast. Make sure to check out new episodes every Wednesday and every Sunday. Very warm welcome to the late breaking F1 podcast presented by Harry Ead, Sam Sage, and me, Ben Hocking. It's the first episode of the summer break. And oh boy, Sam, it feels like the summer break. The summer is upon a sea. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Ah, I mean, it is. warm. It is so warm. And I'm really losing my mind through dehydration. So yeah, it's good. Harry, I don't know if you're really here or if you've got some kind of oasis in the heat. No, I am actually here. I'm not a mirage. But it is very hot. And as we like to do in the UK, we complain about the weather at all times of year, whether it's too hot or too cold or too rainy or too mild. Mild or muggy. Muggy. As we spoke about on.
Starting point is 00:01:18 They were breaking. Yeah, but other than that, I am well. Lovely. And I'm looking forward to your outro of and I've been a mirage. Obviously, the idea of Harry each face through that wavy lighting, a desert that they make through on films, it's so funny. Excellent. What have we got coming up on today's episode?
Starting point is 00:01:37 Well, it's a stacked episode for a summer break because so much has happened since our last midweek episode a week ago. So Esteban Ockon is being confirmed to be racing for Hasse. Bruno Fuming, no longer team principal at Alpine. Sergio Perez after talks yesterday, Monday as you're listening to this, he's due to stay at Red Bull. But before we get to all of that, we're going to start with Carlos Signs to Williams.
Starting point is 00:02:06 He's gone to Williams on a multi-year deal. 2024 has become the year of what will Carlos do. He's got a number of options in front of him. Finally, he has made that decision to go to Williams. Signs had the following to say, it is no secret that this year's driver market has been exceptionally complex for various reasons and that it has taken me sometime to announce my decision.
Starting point is 00:02:27 However, I am fully confident that Williams is the right place for me to continue my F1 journey and I am extremely proud of joining such a historic and successful team. The ultimate goal of bringing Williams back to where it belongs at the front of the grid is a challenge that I embrace with excitement and positivity. And team principal James Vals are the following to say, Carlos joining Williams is a strong statement of intent from both parties. Carlos has demonstrated time and again that he is one of the most talented drivers on the grid with race-winning pedigree, and this underlines the upwards trajectory
Starting point is 00:02:57 we are on. Carlos brings not just the experience and performance, but also a fierce drive to extract every millisecond out of the team and car. The fit is perfect. Before we get out, on to the move from Williams's perspective, Sam. Let's just focus on what it means for Carlos Sines as an individual. As mentioned, this wasn't his only option on the table. Was it the right call? Yeah, I declared in the last race, in the last preview we did, that he had to make a decision before the end of the summer break.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And he went, I won up you? I'm like, you at the start of the summer break. It's about goddamn time, in the words of Lizzo, that he gets a shifty on because seats were starting to fall left, right and center. I don't think he ever looked at Haas as a real option. Ocon taking that, which we get on later, is never really going to be, I think one that troubled him by disappearing.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Of course, the Mercedes still empty, still available. He never seemed like a contender for that seat, which I must admit even now is still quite baffling to me. I know they want Kimmy Antingelli in that seat, and he has been leveling up his FD performances. So I guess that they're seeing him to go straight into that option and not to Williams first, but I take as a science, he's been pretty darn good.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It would be a good accompaniment to George Russell, I think. But then, of course, you have both Alpine an Audi as well as the William seat available. I never thought Alpine was a real option. I know that I think if you're Alpine, you'd look at this and go, seems pretty sensible, seems like a pretty good choice for us. For science, I don't think it was ever there. I don't think they're showing the capability, the drive,
Starting point is 00:04:24 the structural changes to actually make it feasible. For Carlos, I'd like to achieve what he wants to achieve as a driver. So you're down to Audi and you're down to Williams. You know what? Andreas Sider walks out the door, Salver, strung around at the back of the Griggs. You've got no idea if Alti, you are actually going to be decent, they turn up.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Williams is a known quantity. James Vouse has hired everyone in the world to work for that team over the last month. And he's poured out his brilliant negotiation skills once again, because it is absolute crime that are lying up of that quality are driving around in the ninth fastest car in Formula One. But if they can get the car going in the right direction, I think Carlos Sites has done a really good job here, moving to a legacy team where he could be for a long time,
Starting point is 00:05:04 won't for the immediate pressure like he did at Ferrari. They'll have a little time to settle, I think. I think this is sensible. I think him and album will work well together. Vows is a great team leader. They've got the likes of Pat Fry there as well. I do think this is the start of a very positive journey for Williams. I think science is going to play a crucial part for him along the way.
Starting point is 00:05:21 So, yeah, science is like a tricky choice. I think this might have been the best long-term option. Out is the risk, though. You never know. We'll come back in a couple of years. Just save that and we'll see how well that age is. Because either... World champion boss is, smoking cymbal.
Starting point is 00:05:37 precisely. Harry, what do you think? Has signs made the right decision? Yes. I think Carlos Science has made the right decision. Sorry. Did you just say yes? Where's a thanks?
Starting point is 00:05:47 Why are you not on it? I know. That was definitive. Yeah, well, my fancy and days are over for today. I've just got off as too hot. Yeah, I can't say it offence is too much. Yeah, no, I think it is for science.
Starting point is 00:06:01 And because he was in a tricky position here, given that he was obviously let go by Ferrari, as you said sam mercedes apparently never seemed like an option maybe that's why it's taken a while because from signs inside i would if he had any sense would be pushing to try and get them besead but it just doesn't sound like they're interested and they want either max vastappen or uh if not kimi antonelli so the signs was never an option which don't know they could rue the day when that happened they let signs go i don't know but anyway that was another never the option as you say has probably never truly was an option
Starting point is 00:06:34 Alpine, I mean, we make all the jokes about Alpine, but just on a more logical point, he's also been there, he doesn't need to, he doesn't need to go back what's really the point in that. So that left Williams and Aldi and given the, and maybe they knew about this, but given the fact that Seidel has now been sacked and the other person whose name Eskates me,
Starting point is 00:06:56 but the two guys who were there for a while, you know, co-founders of this, maybe that influences his decision to go to Williams. Or he was going to Williams and that's why they sacked Siddle. Whenever I know. But, yeah, I think this is the logical, logical option. I, you know, you've been to markets before, boys.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I mean, Samuel Lidlund for a while, as did I. Ben, you're not far from par market. You've got par market. Honestly, national treasurer's par market. You go down to the market and there's all sorts of stalls. There's like a hoodies with wolves on them. Exactly. There's food stalls.
Starting point is 00:07:30 It's so par market. Go on. Puddies and walls on them. There's a guy in the back with a vinyl shop He's got the worst collection of all time Precisely, there's so much There's so many people selling different things And in the distance right at the end
Starting point is 00:07:42 There's this table in like a dark blue There's a man there with a flat cap on He's called James And he's just got a table full of dreams And he's selling them He's absolutely selling them To anyone who have it And that person who's just bought them
Starting point is 00:07:58 Is Carla Sines I'm so impressed with this from James Viles because, okay, the heritage Williams has is undeniable. A lot of history there, excellent. And signs is in a unique position where he wants a drive and there weren't that many seats available. A top drive was limited, Mercedes, as already mentioned. But even so, James Zalzer sat down at a table with him and gone,
Starting point is 00:08:23 well, this is our past record. But don't worry about that since, you know, to the early noughties when we used to win Regner races, our last race run being 2012, the future, my friend, is bright.
Starting point is 00:08:35 And he's, he's taking him on an absolute journey. And Carlos Sines has very much bought it. And I sincerely hope it works out. I have a feeling it could work out. But James Vals, he's like Del Boy,
Starting point is 00:08:47 basically. How has he pulled this off? James Vows, honestly, man has got the barbecue out for the summer holiday and he is cooking. He is, he is,
Starting point is 00:08:59 He is frying up straight dubs. How has he managed to pull this off? I do not bring in the chilly seasoning now, aren't he? Sprinkling it on top. It was spicy. I think in reality, Carlos Nights has probably had this on his desk for a couple of months. And I think he probably was just waiting to see if something did unfold
Starting point is 00:09:20 in that whole Mercedes and indeed Red Bull scenario. I don't think it's a coincidence that this has essentially happened on the same day that Red Bull held their. crunch talks with Sergio Perez and it was confirmed essentially that nothing would be changing in their lineup for the rest of this year and it would still be Perez and Bastap
Starting point is 00:09:38 and I don't think it's a coincidence at all. I think Sines probably was waiting this out, realized that, nah, it's not going to happen. It's got to be one of these three other teams and he's pulled the trigger on it being, on it being Williams. It's a shame for Carlos Sines in the short term because whilst that Ferrari might not be
Starting point is 00:09:58 winning races every single week, it's certainly probably going to be a better option than whatever he was going to sign for next year. After all, the three teams fighting for his signature are eighth, ninth, and tenth in the championship. And even if you think in 2026, things will turn around for any of them, it's probably not going to turn around next year. So it will be a year of hurt, I think, for Carlos Sides.
Starting point is 00:10:23 But in a weird way, I think there is a positive in this in that because all three teams, Alpine on 11 points, Williams on four, Salber on a big fat zero, those three teams being so bad and they're not really being that much between them has made his decision a bit easier because he can focus solely on who he thinks is long term going to be the right call
Starting point is 00:10:43 because there's no, let's say Alpine, for example, where they were last year, right? Not brilliant, but quite a bit better than where they are now, there might have been a choice for signs to say, well, short term, Alpine's going to get me more, but I might fancy Williams long term. He didn't have to worry about that. He could just go purely on who he thinks long term
Starting point is 00:11:03 is going to be the right option. But honestly, as good as Williams have done here, and I give them a lot of credit, this is an utter embarrassment for Aldi and Alpine, particularly Audi, but it's an embarrassment for both of them because on paper, Williams should not have a chance to sign Carlos Sides. they should firmly be last of those three teams,
Starting point is 00:11:25 even if Williams do turn it around in a couple of years' time, they are a customer team with no ambition to change the fact that they are a customer team, going up against a massive brand in Aldi, who's appearing in the sport, and Alpine, who, at least in theory, should be a factory team. And somehow Williams have beaten both of them. The dysfunction of both teams has cost them a major. signing, whether it's Audi with Seidel and Bonotto
Starting point is 00:11:56 and the whole sale change happening towards the top, whether it's Alpine and just, you know, being Alpine, it's a massive vote of no confidence in both teams. Audi has been a frontrunner for Carlos Sines for so long, and it hasn't worked, Sidle, who worked with Carlos Sines in the past,
Starting point is 00:12:14 could not get his signature. Bonotto, who has, I appreciate he's new in the job, but he worked with signs in the past. He couldn't get his signature either. Fair play to Williams. They, as you say, Harry, they are very much selling dreams because they're not selling anything else on track. And I don't know if a team that has a team ever performing this poorly
Starting point is 00:12:34 got such a good set of drivers, I don't know. But man, they should not have had a shot at this. They should not have had a shot. I think Williams need to be careful here. I think they need to make sure that we've heard the speech from James Vowles being like, you know, we're taking steps to make our long-term future success. We're not bothering about finishing eighth or ninth, wherever it might be. We're here
Starting point is 00:12:56 to develop a car that ends up finishing first, second, third, regularly fighting for podiums, regularly in the top half of the points, picking up race wins. And in turn, of course, they want to be world champions. Now, hiring someone as good as Carlos Science, who's come from the esteem of Ferrari, who was previously at McLaren, these were regularly both race winners, who was
Starting point is 00:13:14 previously in the family of Red Bull, looking at Nor Renno, in that situation. My point here is, they can't now drop the ball because they could very quickly lose both prime time assets. For the first time in a long time, Williams have got two drivers who are incredibly well regarding
Starting point is 00:13:30 around the paddock and the wider Formula One world who are not pay drivers, who are not low needs from other teams, who are not here on a one-year deal, we don't want to be here for much longer. Albon enjoys it in his year long term and science, by the sounds of it, a sign for at least two years, potentially more.
Starting point is 00:13:46 So they cannot drop the ball and be racing around in ninth and tenth position in the championship another three or four years. By the time we get to 2026, they've got to have their pennies in a line, and they're going to have to spend them to get to success town. Because honestly, it's not a good time otherwise. I genuinely think the first race of 2026, it's going to be an important race for many
Starting point is 00:14:08 constructors. I don't know if it's going to be more important for anyone other than Williams. Williams might be top of that list because so much of that team is there based on what they might be able to achieve in 2026. Both drivers, a lot of senior. management. They've all been brought in for that. If Audi don't get it right straight away, okay, it's not brilliant, but equally
Starting point is 00:14:28 they're brand new into the sport. Give it time. If they turn up and they haven't improved in 2026, that might be a struggle for the team. Driver line-up wise, Harry, best line up for 10 years-ish. Yeah. Massabotas, you probably have to go back to.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah. 2016 is the last by the last time they had a decent lineup. Obviously, that started in 2014. Yeah, and even then I'd say this is a overall better line-up. It wasn't prime massive, was it? It was not prime-massar. I think it is a better line-up. So then if you want to go further back,
Starting point is 00:15:05 then you're going back quite a way for a good lineup, double-line-up for Williams, who for a lot of years have had, in Massa-Botas is your most solid lineup in that stretch, but in between that, you've had a lot of years with one very good driver and another driver. The other driver in the team who often was bringing money because they needed money, so Maldonado springs to mind
Starting point is 00:15:32 or even people like Kazuki Nakajima for crying out loud. He wasn't saying the world alike, but he was partnered with Rosberg. So yeah, it's great. Again, how he's done this, I don't know, but this is such a good lineup for Williams. It's one of the tastier lineups on the grid, to be honest. You know, Signs is a proven race winner. Albon, who obviously has picked himself back up after his Red Bull experiences
Starting point is 00:15:59 and is now becoming a solid driver himself. That is a dependable, if nothing else, for a lineup for Williams, which that probably doesn't sound like a lot. But for Williams, a dependable double lineup is like winning the lottery. They haven't had that for so long. they've had one driver who's been scraping points here and there. Yeah, this is excellent, excellent signing. It also gives Williams less room to go away and hide because if they don't,
Starting point is 00:16:30 next year is probably going to be tough anyway, but certainly from 26 onwards, if they don't perform, you can't really look at the driver lineup and say that's going to be the reason why. So like you say, in previous years, they've had one very good driver, one not so good driver. If you think last year, for example, that team probably breaks 50 points if it's two Alex Albin's. They aren't going to have that excuse with Albin and signs at the team. There's going to be a spotlight on Williams if they don't perform
Starting point is 00:16:58 and it's probably not going to be directed at the drivers. But we'll see, I mean, the rest of the Dominoes are probably likely to fall in place quite quickly, my instinct. Oh, they should get Domino's response to the car. Oh, have you heard that Duracel is sponsoring Williams? I'm not getting into this. Actually, I only noticed this other day. On the airbox, they've got...
Starting point is 00:17:19 Oh, it's so what, I'm not dealing with it. But, you know, they do batteries. They've got like a battery on the on the airbox. It's actually really... It's a genius bit of marketing, actually. Someone's pointing that out. No one's ever done that. I'm convinced no one's ever done that before.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I didn't realize they've been sponsoring it since like 2022. They should have started then. You should have done something about it. It's way earlier. He's actually left. He's gone. I'm going to have to take the next break just to get over that revelation
Starting point is 00:17:52 on the other side Sam will want to come back for this because Sergio Perez we're discussing his future after this the bong right in the outro to the break are you quite dang
Starting point is 00:18:04 welcome back everyone more news obviously coming out after the Belgian Grand Prix and it's in relation to Sergio Perez and the Red Bull seats for the rest of this year So obviously we found out that Sergio Perez and the Red Bull team were going to be having crunch talks on Monday to determine whether he would be in that seat for the rest of this year. And that has been confirmed.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Sergio Perez will keep his seat at Red Bull in the second part of the season. A Red Bull spokesperson said Christian Horner told employees in a speech at the team's base in Millen Keynes that Perez would stay on. Dutch newspaper DeTelegraph reported that Horner said, Checo remains a Red Bull Racing driver, despite all the speculation of late. We look forward to seeing him perform on circuits where he has done well before. And there will also be no change to the driver lineup of Daniel Ricardo and Yuki Sonoda at the second team Rabe either, as spokesperson said. Sam, your reaction, are you surprised that they're not pulling the trigger on this? What race tracks has he performed well at that weren't the first four?
Starting point is 00:19:27 Baku. Baku. Great, good. So it's what out of 10 left? 10% great. Good. Yeah, I'm surprised. Yes, I'm so surprised because for the question that we've been asking on the show for weeks now is, what have you got to lose by switching it? He's already not scoring anyway near enough points that's required. Sergio Perez with the last eight Grand Prix currently sits eighth in the driver's title, title fights, that is, but it sounds much better than it
Starting point is 00:19:58 actually is with the tallies provided because in front of him, of course, he's. got Bastapen 1st and 141, Piastri's second on 126 Hamilton 3rd on 123 Norris 4th and 116 Lecler on 79, Syntz on 79 and Russell on 79 which will be more having got been disqualified and yet
Starting point is 00:20:16 Perez is on 28 how have you scored 28 points in 8 Grand Prix? That is like what an average of 3 points a race? Just slightly over that? Not much more. It is honestly atrocious form genuinely one of the worst we've seen from a top driving a long time.
Starting point is 00:20:35 And the likes of Albon and Gasly, who are both pretty much in their debut seasons at this point, not far from it, were well and truly booting out a long time ago. And they had worse backup options then. They had less experience. They had less quality available to them, less certainty.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And Yuki Sanagos got me thinking, to not even get a punt for half a year with a chance of maybe going back to R.B. If it doesn't work out, what have I got to do? Daniel Ricardo, he's not in the form of his life, but he gets him slowly better throughout the season. Because it was he doing worse than this, really?
Starting point is 00:21:06 There is a title on the line. They are slowly at risk of losing this. It is slowly falling away from them. And Perez is 100% going to be the driver to blame if they do slip up, if it does not get delivered. He's so far away from the competition that it is atrocious. And the fact that he has managed to keep his seat, who is his negotiator?
Starting point is 00:21:24 Is it James Vowles? Has he sold Red Bullse and Dreams? Because, honestly, he needs it at this point. This is one of the most baffing decisions. I've seen a Formula One for a long time. I cannot fathom how he's kept his seat. It is mind-blowing. Did you see this coming, Harry?
Starting point is 00:21:41 Did you think they would make that switch? Right. I was convinced that this was going to, there was going to be a switch here. And this isn't a Sergio Perez hating podcast for clarity to any Sergio Perez fans. But you only have to look at past form of Red Bull themselves. As I already mentioned,
Starting point is 00:22:02 Alex Albon Pierre Gasley going to check Danny Kaffia in there Red Bull have got form on this for less crimes like if
Starting point is 00:22:12 I'm baffled that they're keeping because like you said Sam I and again whether you put Sonoda or Ricardo in for the second half of the year
Starting point is 00:22:23 as it currently stands even if Ricardo and Sonoda are crap you're replacing crap with crap so what does it matter there's no deal and at least you then know especially in Riccardo's case but both
Starting point is 00:22:35 of them Sonoda as well you both you can rule out the crap for next year it's gone you don't have to put the crap in between 25 you've got a replacement yeah so why they're not I don't understand right so Red Bull have had this issue in the past where they don't
Starting point is 00:22:52 they've promoted drivers too early etc and sometimes they've run out of drivers so they can then put in that seat because they've been promoting and promoting. And now they've got to a point where they, when they signed Perez back in 2020, end of 20 for 2021, it was like a stop gap.
Starting point is 00:23:09 It allowed them some time to build up the reserves in the RBC. And I know Ricardo is not a young driver, but in terms of two reserves that could go into a Red Bull, they're not bad options in terms of if you really need them. So they've given themselves that space.
Starting point is 00:23:24 But now they decided not to pull the pin. They're not just going to keep the driver that's not doing very well, whereas in past they pulled the pin and put in another driver that's not be ready to replace. They might have a driver ready to replace
Starting point is 00:23:34 and they're not putting in the pin. I just, I mean, I read that yesterday and I was like, I'm not even sure I believe it. There's a part of me that goes, Gazzley will tell you it's happened before.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah. We're not replacing him and then they might leave this until we might come back to Baku and if he's terrible at Baku, they replace him anyway. Do you think that's, I think that's why Christian Horn has thrown that line in about how we're looking forward to him doing better at circuits
Starting point is 00:24:05 that he's done well at in the past because then if he doesn't, that's his reason for going, okay, let's put a stop to this. That confuses me as well. I know they have to shut down for two weeks in a couple of days' time so they can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:24:16 But at least with a summer break, you allow yourselves a bit of time for everyone to get swapped around. Are they going to do it into the second half of the year? That's just making things more stressful. So if you still go that in the back of your mind, just do it now. I also give one of the other drivers enough time to settle. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:24:32 A new car, right? Not for Sergio's sake, sorry, Sergio, but more for getting the driver you want in the car up to speed. Because, yeah, trying to do that in the middle of like the racing again. It's going to be really tough. So, yeah, I am very confused by the decision because, and again, I'm not hating on Sergio here, but just because of the pass form and Red Bull have done this before.
Starting point is 00:24:56 and why now? Why are they deciding to be kind now when they've done it before there were no championships on the line? I know it's quite a, you know, Red Bull is still in control here, but if it keeps going the way it is,
Starting point is 00:25:10 they're going to lose. So there is a championship on the line. They made this snap decision beforehand when there was literally nothing to fight for championship-wise. But now when it matters, when it matters, they're not going to make the call.
Starting point is 00:25:24 And look, for surgery's sake, sincerely hope this is the kick-up the ass he needs and he comes back from the summer break and proves everybody wrong and he's mega. But just the rut he's in at the moment, I would be very surprised that happens.
Starting point is 00:25:40 What do you think the reasoning is? Even if it's something you don't necessarily agree with, what's the basis for them making this call? Is it that if they put one of the other drivers in and it is worse, they can't go back to what they had before? Oh, I couldn't they?
Starting point is 00:25:55 That's the beauty of, their setup. They could do what they want. They could swap them back again and then carry on as they were. All day long. Yeah, I'm not suggesting that's the right thing to do. But they are the only team on the grid that can do this. Why not do it?
Starting point is 00:26:12 They can swap them around. Put Ricardo or Sonado in the Red Bull. Put Sergio in the RB. I mean, look, again, I don't necessarily agree with how they've gone about their business. But when Gassi got put in the Torosso back then, he instantly was better. like instantly was better. It could just be one race. Yeah, it was the race of, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah, yeah. Could just be what Sergio needs. And I don't know. It just, again, it confuses me as to why I guess they're going for the consistency. But at this point, they've got to try something else because they're going to lose. Otherwise. Yeah. I was somewhat surprised.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I could have seen this one going either way. But yeah, I felt there was at least the chance that he was in trouble. as you say Sam, 42 points separating Red Bull and McLaren, that is one race. That's it. 43 points for a win in second place, double retirement, McLaren lead the championship. If it was a driver's championship and there was 24 points between Vastappen and the driver behind, we would say we've got a fight on our hands. It's exactly the same for the Constructors' Championship.
Starting point is 00:27:15 And we put a lot of focus on McLaren and rightly so because they've been certainly the best team of the last 10 races, let's say. Ferrari is 63 behind. Ferrari have been pretty rubbish for a while now. They are still only 63 behind. So if they can figure something out, I don't think they're completely out of it. They will need to certainly be much better than they have been.
Starting point is 00:27:39 But they've stuck around enough. They've stuck around enough. And look, I agree with what you said about how they've done this before with Albin and Gassi. They're not doing it here. and a thing that I always look for, particularly in these sorts of battles, is what percentage of the team's points
Starting point is 00:27:59 are you bringing home as an individual? And this goes back to the stat you mentioned, Sam, of the last eight Grand Prix, as you rightly said, Verstappen, 141 points, Perez 28. If you want to put that in some context, folks, George Russell scored more than that in Austria. Alone.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, no. It's not great. So that overall means that in the last eight Grand Prix, Sergio Perez has contributed 16.6% of the points that Red Bull have achieved. And I was very interested. So I went back to both Albon and Gasly's last eight races to see how that compares. Because again, they obviously made the decision with both of those drivers to move on. Albin, 42 points, Vastappen 104.
Starting point is 00:28:44 That's 28% of the points for the team. So far higher than what Perez has done the last eight. Gasly, he had 50 points. Vastappan had 130. That's 27%. So in both of those instances, they were securing more of the team's points than what Perez has done in the last day.
Starting point is 00:29:04 In a worse car. I mean, the fact that obviously Vastappen's also in a worse car so that levels itself out. But even so, if you look at all three of those situations, Albon had 12 Grand Prix before he was promoted to Red Bull and then only did a year and a half in that team. Gassley, he only did 12 races in Red Bull. When we say last eight races for Gassley,
Starting point is 00:29:30 we are literally talking about race five to race 12, and that's it. In both of those situations, there was a legitimate reason as to why they should be struggling. Perez is halfway through his fourth year at the team, and he's a near 15-year vet of the sport at this point. there should be no reason why Perez is even on the same level as Albin and Gassley, let alone 12 percentage points below it.
Starting point is 00:29:59 So I thought there was a legitimate reason to move on. And I do want to stress exactly what both of you have said regarding the junior team and ask the question, what the hell is it there for? I do not. If you're not going to pull the trigger now, when are you going to? because, look, if Red Bull want to turn around and say, of all the realistic options, Lawson Ricardo Sonoda, we've seen all the data, we've got all of the SIM data,
Starting point is 00:30:29 we do not believe any of them can actually do a better job than Perez. I will go, you know what, fine. You've got all the data, your Red Bull, I'll trust you. Fine, they won't do a better job. But even if that's the case, why have you got the drivers in those spots? because Sonoda at this point is the most experienced driver ever at that second team
Starting point is 00:30:51 to not have a promotion to the main team. He's done 80 races at this point. If you want to put that in some context, by the end of this season, Sonoda will have only done five fewer Grand Prix than one Pablo Montoya. He's not new in the sport anymore. This guy has been around for a long time.
Starting point is 00:31:10 If not now, when? This team, as you've rightly said, has had many experiences in the past. Some have been good, some have been bad, of promoting drivers, at least giving them the opportunity. Ricardo is an example here, right? If you were to say,
Starting point is 00:31:24 surely when they rehired Ricardo for this opportunity, Christian Horner must have just said, look, all I won is a nothing to lose opportunity, just to throw him in the car and see if he still got it. They have been given that opportunity on a silver plate and they've decided not to take it. you can get your definitive answer by the end of this year. I just think you might as well.
Starting point is 00:31:48 If you're R.B., Menardi, whatever you want to call them, you might as well get rid of both of Ricardo and Sonoda, because if you're not going to promote them for this, they're just wasting the spots. Completely agree with you. I think the damning rapport on the junior team is really what's so worrying about this. Because, yeah, like you said,
Starting point is 00:32:07 they can keep Sergio for as long as they want, really. If Max Verstaff is still putting the strings and we're in the championships, you're only hurt. much by it. If you're a junior driver as part of the Red Bull program right now, the system is broken for you. If you're someone like Isaac Hajar or Ilyssa or someone like that, try to get through the Red Bull Junior program. And you're going, there's a mid-30s year old man in my way. Like, I'm 19, 20 years old. How I beat this race-winning man that's got his own clothing brand and a mustache. And I'm 19 and can't grow facial hair, but I'm just trying to get a break in this
Starting point is 00:32:42 sport and I'm doing my best. How do you get through that? Or Yuki Sengoda, who is not the same size as an average man, but he screams like one and he makes the impacts of one, but he can't get a break either. What are they able to do? What can these, why would you be a junior driver for Red Bull right now? Because you're never going to beat Max for Stappen and you're never going to get into that top seat.
Starting point is 00:33:04 You never get into the second seat. So why bother? It just feels like there's a big cork in the way with Daniel Ricardo's bum on it. and they cannot break through. He said cork. I did. I said like a wine bottle. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:19 There'd be an R in that word. I promise you. Oh boy. Should we ever look at F1 Fantasy? Oh, I'm getting a bit bored of this, actually. You used to love this segment, Sam. Well, George Russell hates me and I hate him now, so that's why. So if you can't tell Sam, they'll have a great week.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Well, we'll start with someone who definitely did have a good week. and that is the winner for the Belgian Grand Prix. Rabbit Racing, 318 points. Congratulations to you. The top three overall for the season so far as we head into the summer break. It's all Bon Rang leads the way. He's eight points clear of nice guys finish first.
Starting point is 00:33:59 And Prancing Zebras back into the top three in third. Of the four of us, I'm 268th, so I've dropped 10 positions week to week, which I wasn't particularly. particularly pleased that. And then I saw what had happened to Sam. 156 positions dropped, 440th. Honestly, Russell, D-Qed, great.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Norris, crap, great. Hulkeberg, almost last, great. Sonoda, almost last. Great. I had a stinker. Yeah, it means you're only 17 points clear of Kirstie, who went up by 12 positions. largely due to the fact that Ferrari managed to outperform Mercedes.
Starting point is 00:34:46 So, um, I, come on. I assume the apologies stuck in the mail somewhere. I'm looking out for it, but, um, I haven't heard that from me yet. Uh, and Harry. Oh, Harry. Hey, how are we doing? Um, you've dropped a few positions.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Oh. Oh. I'm just imagining. Harry played his own version of snakes and snakes. Boy, keeps flying down. It can only go down. 1,512, drop of 45 spots. No, what, every time it goes badly for me, I think I'm not Harry.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Yeah, I really need to change my teams. Didn't you do that last time? Yeah, and the weeks before. No, I didn't. I didn't. I've left that for the last three weeks, that team. Also, he got George Rossellone as well, so. that's not held.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Ah, yeah. How have you managed to get George Russell in your team for the week where he scores massive negative points, but you don't feel the benefit of him when he does do very well? It's a good question. Sure what, as well, I feel sorry for Kirsty because she shows her wild cards
Starting point is 00:36:00 or whatever they were called in the other day. She's just missing two and hasn't played them. She can't play them, but they're not there. And still thrashing Harry by three. three times. Wait, what? So you get six tokens
Starting point is 00:36:13 and one you can't use on the last race. Two of them just don't aren't there. Yeah. I haven't used on my chips. Well, you're not meant to have done yet.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Oh, right, fine. Still got time, mate. Ten races. We go again. Final fix. Does that just get rid of all my negative points? I hope so.
Starting point is 00:36:31 For the season. Add some all back on as positives. Save that one for the locker at the end of the season. Well, that's the last F-1 fantasy update. for a few weeks, of course. We'll bring it back for when the Dutch Grand Prix has happened. We'll take our second break of the episode at this point,
Starting point is 00:36:49 but we've got plenty more on the other side. We're going to be discussing Bruno Faman. Oh, good. Hello, everyone. Back for another disclaimer. Two episodes in a row, of course. This time, because we are about to discuss Bruno Faman, leaving his role as Alpine team principal.
Starting point is 00:37:25 At the time of discussing, though, we didn't know who was set to replace. place him. We now do. Oliver Oaks, who set up high tech back in 2015, so he's had a lot of experience owning a team in junior formerly. He's actually as a driver, a former Red Bull junior team member, but he now makes the jump, second youngest team principal of all time after Christian Horner. He will join Alpine at the end of the summer break. You will hear me try and remember his name at the end of this segment and embarrassing myself royally. So have fun with that and have fun with the entire segment.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Welcome back, everyone, to the third part of today's episode with this news. Alpine team principal Bruno Faman, also known as Bruno Fumann, has confirmed he will step down from his role at the head of the F1 team at the end of August. This after taking over his team principal almost a year ago from Othmar Saffnauer following last year's Belgian Grand Prix, he has said he will move on to concentrate on the other aspects of his Alpine role. sorry. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Where does this leave the team, Sam? Traditions. You have to get rid of an LP manager at the Spa Grand Prix every year, apparently. But you don't. No, you don't. You just don't. This is part of the 100 race plan.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Honestly, whenever that 100 race plan ends, I am going to document the whole thing. Netflix will buy it off you, I think. Damn right. I mean, he walks into a situation that was mediocre at best, not amazing. But it wasn't absolutely dire. They weren't anywhere to this level of bad. Now, I think it's right that he does step away because, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:13 he was trying to run a building that was built upon sand. And he looked like he was trying to reinforce the structure with water continually. And it was just crumbling around him endlessly. It felt like he didn't ever really realize what he was doing for a log of this, right? He never went right. People were leaving left, right and centre. He hired Flavia Briatore.
Starting point is 00:39:33 We don't know what he's doing at all. Fired Bruno. Yeah, fine, by himself because of that. My first act is to fire the man who hired me. Maybe he's brilliant. He is maybe a genius. You know, Ocon's gone. And that was probably one of their strongest assets,
Starting point is 00:39:50 despite the rivalry between the drivers. I think that actually, generally was a bit better, to be honest. The team is about to offload its engines despite being a power manufacturer, which doesn't make any sense. No one ever knows if they're going to sell or not.
Starting point is 00:40:05 The car is so heavy that honestly you may as well drive the bloody shard around the racetrack with some wheels on it. The team is not on a healthy state. It's not on a good place. And a lot of that I do think is on his shoulders. He was the leader. He was the one that could have turned it around. And like I said, he inherited a
Starting point is 00:40:21 middle of the road, not great, but not terrible product. It could have been improved from there with the right people. And it just wasn't. So, whilst it is very funny that he got hired after spa and then he's immediately leaving after spa, especially after
Starting point is 00:40:37 WAM to Ockmar as well, I actually think it's the right choice. And I think, I think Al P need like, not just a facelift, they need a whole bloody transplant at this point, something completely new inside to get them working again. Because it's a mess, absolute state. But yeah, love him.
Starting point is 00:40:52 missed the name because it was funny for the podcast but the right choice you know that meme that documents how the growth of humans and how we've managed to evolve every time and then the last one is just go back we've messed up
Starting point is 00:41:07 that's Alpine that's just start again tear it all down yeah Harry last week on the podcast I jokingly yeah you've got some crystal ball
Starting point is 00:41:20 or something I jokingly said, and I meant it as a humorous joke, Bruno Famine fires himself. And he then, then he did. I think I could do that. I've got a great idea. I haven't flying it on this way.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I'm pointed at himself. I'm fired. That's not what I meant, Bruno. I'm sorry you listened. You've got no job now. So that's a real shame. He still doesn't have a job. He's just not.
Starting point is 00:41:50 No, I'm sure. That's true. F1 side. He's still overseeing everything else, but yeah. Look, Alpin are in no good states. You need people, Alpine.
Starting point is 00:42:02 You're not hiring on else. No. Again, you need people. And yes, I'm not saying Prudor Famin's done a stellar job, as you pointed out, Sam. They've lost one of their best assets in Estabanovcon.
Starting point is 00:42:18 The car's really heavy. and they're thinking about not being an engine supply to themselves. That's not a good state of affair. Oh, and they hired of Flavia, but the only person they have fired is Flavio Brayatore, which has a track record. He's not good. That's it.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Singapore's coming. What shout, everyone. But I just feel like getting rid of the team principle right now. That's probably not the best I did. Like, let's try and fix this. Let's not just get rid of someone. once again after a short amount of time. And I know Othma was an idiot,
Starting point is 00:42:54 but also he was only there for a year and a half. I feel for the man. He's giving us some great anecdotes. The, you know, nine children. Rick some repeat, baby. A year, we've been doing that one whole year because it was spa last year. That is actually,
Starting point is 00:43:08 you could have like a shawl in that time. I'm like Othmire who's pumped out about a thousand, I'm short. Don't say pumped out again. It's not a phrase that will be repeated. Oh, Lord. Not again. Anyway, but Alpin just need to give some people some time to do. Again, I'm not suggesting he's done a great job because I don't think he has at all,
Starting point is 00:43:30 but just given where they are, I'm not sure this is the right call because now not only are you missing many, many members of your team. You're missing a team principal. Trent Alexander Arnold cannot do it all. That's very much been proven so far. That's why we lost the Euros. I don't know what that what's there left to say at this point
Starting point is 00:43:52 we could add them to the list of people that have been fired you know that famous list in four years another one bites a dust just hold out for the rest this year I'm sure there'll be at least four more before we get to December I have to say I was surprised when he was hired in this role
Starting point is 00:44:08 I was surprised when because it was interim in the first place wasn't it yeah I thought it was just going to be an interim role for a couple months and that they would hire someone like ready for the start of this season. I was surprised when they didn't do that. And I've been trying to find, because I thought it would be a stopgat more than anything. And I've been trying to find like a less insulting way to say what I'm about to say.
Starting point is 00:44:31 But it might just be the most pointless 12 months of all time. Like what can you look back at as a success? I mean, by by Belgium last year, again, what you said, Sam, they weren't doing particularly well. we were at the time saying you should be much better, but they had 57 points. You know what? I wish I had some sort of arithmetic device to be able to prove my...
Starting point is 00:44:57 Oh, hang on. Oh, hello. It's the Abacus! So let's have a look at this then. It's like a kick show. I love this. They have 57 points. So we're going to move...
Starting point is 00:45:09 And is that? 3.30, 40, 40, 50. Yeah. We're going to move. It's great for a... podcast where people can't see what you're doing. This is the best YouTube plug of all time. That's so true.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Ben, play the technical difficulties music whilst you're doing. There's no difficulties in this, son. It's maths. 57 points they had at this point last year after the Belgian Grand Prix. How many do we need to take away to get to their total this year? Well, we need to get rid of all those blue ones, all those yellow ones, all the green ones, all the, whatever colour that is. We'll take away nearly all of there.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Eleven. That's less than 57. A joke on late braking, that was. It's not good, is it? He oversaw the build of a caravan that's been trying to impersonate an F1 car all year. It is awful. I wouldn't be surprised
Starting point is 00:46:07 if poor old Bruno is sat there in his semi-retirement so confused at the concept that at the weekend, a car that finished first was somehow disqualified for being underweight. Like, what is that? Do you think he's like, how is that possible? How have you got to that point? He's staring at the word light, being like, what does it mean? So they mean like sunlight?
Starting point is 00:46:32 Obviously, multiple team members have left that you've already said. There's just nothing that they can take away from the last 12 months as being a success. As you've already referenced some, they are, they, the only. thing they have to take away from the last 12 months is that they now have developed a long-term plan to essentially gut the team to be not to essentially take the Renault out of Renault. That's what you have to show for a year's worth of work. It's just we're no longer going to be this team as you know it. The LinkedIn post from their former legal manager is utterly hilarious if you haven't
Starting point is 00:47:10 seen that, which is essentially just the former legal manager confirming that that is what they will do and saying how it's an awful idea. And loads of Alpine employees have liked the post. What's the legal manager's name? Oh. No, don't. We'll have to look afterwards. Don't remember.
Starting point is 00:47:31 You'll be able to find it without his name, I'm pretty sure. But anyway, it was like, it's been liked by multiple members of the Alpine team. and also some other distinguished folks, such as Martin Budkowski, who used to work there, and Eric Boullier. So clearly everyone knows what's up. This is a team that is in utter dire straits. And found it.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Even more so now. Yeah, I found it as well. Goodness me. Yeah, yeah. It's scathing. To talk positives, there are many, and this won't be a long point, but... It's a point at all, but go on.
Starting point is 00:48:08 one or two things are going to happen here. Either they are stripping the team for parts and they're going to sell it, which is, they keep denying that that's happening, but it is definitely possible. Or they've realised that now is the time for change
Starting point is 00:48:22 if they want any success come 2026 and that is what they've decided to build towards, which is, I think, the long-term right call if they are doing that. But that was last year though. That should have been last year's call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:48:35 agreed. But better late than never, right? At least it's still 18 months. We'll be here this time next year. SPAR 2025's done. Oh, we've just lost another team principle. Andreisidle's been firing from LP. They're just getting it in now before 2026 guns.
Starting point is 00:48:49 So yearly tradition, we've got to do it. Gassley's just finished 24th out of 20 cars. Yeah. Is there a lot up? Are there any rumours? I believe the, oh, I cannot remember his name. He has something to do with high tech. Oh God, his name has escaped to me.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Harold High Tech. It's not Harold High Tech. I think it's someone Oaks, potentially, who is a possibility in that role. But what on earth is his first name? Anyway, so there's a guy whose name Ben can't remember, which is deeply worrying, who has never been in Formula One. Oliver Oaks. There we go. Oliver Oaks.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Obviously, Harold High Tech wasn't far off. I mean, arguably a better name. than Harold High Tech. Oliver Oaks is an excellent name for a team principal. We can make so many woods jokes. Oh, I can't wait. Let's see how he grows into the role.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Nice. Take a leaf out of his book. It's going to be a hard job following that one. If you listen and watch the show, Oliver Oaks, don't go with that. If your own benefit, don't, but for mine, please don't. You're welcome to come on the show if you can laugh at yourself. I know it's hard if you're a little Woody.
Starting point is 00:50:08 George. Esteban Ockon, let's move on to him because he's managing to escape this asylum because he has signed with Hasse for next year. Of course, that means he partners Oliver Berman, which means they have gone with this weird concept of experience plus rookie. They were listening to you, Harry.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Who'd have they done that? I don't understand it. I didn't know as possible. Yeah. Matsu has smuggled the bow thing under the cover of night and hope that a certain someone hasn't seen him. They've got Nickah Hockoberg and Roman Groszong masks on.
Starting point is 00:50:42 He'll wear helmets forever. K-bag is then you? Ben has got a plot of a German accent every time he talks. Do you think for Ockon at least, Harry, is this a move forward? Is it a move backward? Is it a sideways move? Do you think it's a positive overall? Before.
Starting point is 00:51:04 I'm back on the fence. I feel like this is a tricky one because you'd say looking at the two teams on paper here you go this is a backwards move but as Esteban Okon said in his I think statement about when he was announced to the team he said something along the lines so it's really great to be a team that's moving forward
Starting point is 00:51:23 and it's and it's has that's the level of moving savage burn ball type but that's the and but it's true because he's been at a team that's just gone backwards for the past three years Has,
Starting point is 00:51:38 okay, Has have got started to go forward at a very minimal level, but that's kind of the level he's at and he wasn't, you know, the options around him were not great. Less options than Carlos signs certainly had.
Starting point is 00:51:53 And I think Hass is probably the most feasible option here. Clearly wasn't in contention for the Audi seat. Mercedes definitely a lot. And I guess Williams are too busy chatting up Carlos all the season to even notice Estaband was out of a contract. So this is the, the, maybe his only move, but, you know, the sensible movie he had to make. Maybe that, you know, has made some progress this year. And I guess, oh, call that's all he wants.
Starting point is 00:52:19 That's all, that's all he craves and desires. It's just a bit of progress forwards. And to have a car, which, apart from my guess, this weekend, just got in a spa, have a car that's consistent in its performance and not a bin bag that doesn't really, a really heavy bin bag full of stuff and it just varies from weekend to weekend it's got all the staff members so fired in it yeah
Starting point is 00:52:41 at least the Hasse has been a bit consistent in his performance so yeah it's the move you had to make I think it's a solid enough move and for Hasse again pretty decent little line up Hockenberg Maglinson to Behrmann and a knock on that's not a bad little trade what do you think Sam good move for both parties
Starting point is 00:53:03 I'm oddly quite happy with this for Ocon. Whilst I don't think the car is any major step forward, I do think it's probably a bit of a sideways move. Ococke is one of those drivers that's never going to go on to be a world beat. He's never going to be a world champion. He will be lucky if he wins another Grand Prix. And that is the, you know, it can happen for that is the world of Formula One, right?
Starting point is 00:53:24 That is the world of Formula One. Only the very few go on to really do anything great. The majority of drivers never win anything, let alone a couple of Grand Prix. So he's in a pretty good spot overall in his country. career. What I like about this for Ockham is we know famously he has struggled against teammates. And I've come to the conclusion a little bit. That's because he's never really been seen as the one with responsibility, as the leader, as the one that is going to be the sensible, older head to guide the team and create something different. Since his rookie couple of years,
Starting point is 00:53:58 where he was against so many sporadic drivers, you know, you can name some absolutely random ones like Jordan King. Of course, he was like Pascal. Valverline. It was up against Parma. I've got Grosjean written down here. I think Mal Dengardo had a race with him as well, right? There's a very bizarre list of where he was just kind of in and out with teammates for a few Grand Prix. It was a trepid time for him. Every other teammate he's been up with for a period of time has already been semantic as a long-term, high-regarded talent that realistically he has had to try and step up and beat. Sergio Perez is probably the first knowledgeable one of these.
Starting point is 00:54:35 George Russell came along, but they weren't together for very long, so I'm not really going to massively count that. Daniel Ricardo was the next massive one of these. Fernando Alonso as well. And finally, Pierre Gasly, who is now very highly regarded. This is the first time ever, I think, since Okun is cementing himself has a regular Formula One driver where he's going into a team. He is going to be the team leader, in a place where they're both new drivers.
Starting point is 00:54:56 He can help Oli Behrman. He can form those relationships at the same time as this other new driver. And I think he can make the team his. So I'm hoping that maybe takes the weird teammate aggression sting out of things. Ollie Bearman will survive and they might be able to create something that is not going to go to be a world beach like I said, but it might be consistently all right. They might regularly score points and he might make himself a happy little home.
Starting point is 00:55:22 If that's what Ockon does, then good for him. I settle with the term frustratingly necessary for him because he has dedicated a lot of his years of his career to this team for one win and essentially no development in that time. It's easy to forget, but when Ockon joined what was Renault back then, they were in an eerily similar spot to McLaren. There was not really anything separating those two teams. And for him to essentially witness what McLaren have become and what Alpine haven't become, that is a massive frustration.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I think Hasse is, you know, certainly, it's a better option than it was a few years ago, but it is still something of a consolation prize. So I think it is probably a sideways move. I think what will worry Ockon the most is, what is Hass's ceiling and are we already witnessing it? Is there another gear for Hasse? Like we saw, was it, six years ago
Starting point is 00:56:26 that they very nearly got fourth in the Constructors Championship, but they haven't been there for a very long time. With so many teams that have high ambitions for 2026, so many big names, you know, Audi entering the sport, are they going to be able to compete alongside some of these names? That's probably what's going to give them the most trepidation, but I think it's an okay enough move. For Hasse, it's really great work. I'm not convinced at least like straight away it will be better than Magnuson and Holcomberg. But get it half a season, I think it will.
Starting point is 00:56:59 as Harry has been calling on them to do for what feels like 40 years rookie plus experience that can work out for you I think it will and I also think like not being in that Carlos signed sweepstake has actually been a very good thing for Hass
Starting point is 00:57:17 because they've kind of just got on with their business separate to it and now ironically Alpine of course having got rid of Ocon Alpine and Audi are going to be scrapping over drivers that I think are a worse option than Ocon. It's almost like the winner of the sign sweepstake is in a very good spot.
Starting point is 00:57:35 But the two losers, not so much. Whereas Hasse on the other side, they've got a, I know Bairman's not doing very well enough to this year, but I think there are a lot of different things going on there. And they've got Ocon, that's a good lineup that they've just managed to sort of conjure up
Starting point is 00:57:51 whilst everyone else has been taking the attention. I think it's good work from them. Who do you think is going into those other two seats? Because obviously got Mercedes, that's a different conversation. But is in Audi and Alpine? Yes. A bot hasn't doing it, I think, is my...
Starting point is 00:58:04 Kind of make sense, right? Yeah, I can't really see it going any other way. Maybe, I don't know, Mick Schumacher gets a call-up, but it feels unlikely. Yeah, and as I mentioned earlier on the show, it might well be now that signs has confirmed that these moves start to happen fairly quickly. And I hope that's the case, because things to talk about in the summer break are always welcome. Should we take our final break, place some back and forth on the other side? Oh, go on then. Ping managers.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Twice. We've only got another 15 minutes, mate. Welcome back, everyone. It's time for the one and only, F1, back and forth. F1. Back and forth, it's F1. Back and forth, it goes backwards. Then goes forth, it's F1.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Back and forth, F1. Could be wrong. I don't think we've played this since the live show. So it's been a little bit of a while since we've had back and forth on the schedule. It's a very simple game. If you haven't heard one of these before, there's a category with a number of correct answers. Sam and Harry will go back and forth until they can't think of a correct answer
Starting point is 00:59:39 or give a wrong one, at which point they lose the game. I know people don't love it when I give out lives in this game. But equally, this one's a bit tricky. This one, there's a lot of close non-answers. So I am going to be kind here. I'm going to give you both two strikes on this. Oh, two. Good.
Starting point is 01:00:00 I can throw anything out into the world. That's very dangerous. I want you to name the 19 circuits that are featured on the F1 calendar since 2010 that have at least 16 corners. Hold on. I actually need to write that down because that's genuinely. So the 19 tracks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:23 since 2010 yeah that I've got at least 16 corners correct okay I just my brain I will forget that one like the third thing I'll be very annoying
Starting point is 01:00:34 okay and the reason I'm giving a couple of strikes on this is that there are 12 circuits that have even 14 or 15 so there are a lot of close calls in here Harry
Starting point is 01:00:49 starts off spa Oh nice and safe to start things off Spar has 20 corners That's a tie for third Sam Jedder Jedder
Starting point is 01:01:00 Jeter has the most corners on the F1 calendar with 27 As many as 27 That's too many Too many Harry Silverstone
Starting point is 01:01:14 Silverstone is a correct answer 18 corners Singapore Singapore Singapore, even with the corner's obviously taken off as a result of the track changes. It's still got 19, so a correct answer.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Harry. Suzuki? Suzuki is a correct answer. 18 on Suzuki as well. Sam, back to you. It was driving one of the circus. My head to work out what track it is. Cota.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Cota is a correct answer. 20 corners around Cota, so that's another one that's in a tie for third. Harry. Mexico. The Autodromo Hermannos Rodriguez. What a name? 17.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Sam. Oh, of course, there's tracks that we're not at anymore as well. That are also relevant to this. I'm just going through the current calendar. Obviously, there's still ones that are left on the current calendar. well. I'm going to go with Abu Dhabi. You've hit the first 15, I'm afraid.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Even with an old layout? Just outside, I'm afraid. Just outside. I'm going to look at those up. Even with the old layout, I can't believe that. I have taken the new layout, to be fair. So maybe it has not true then, is it? It was here in 2010. Hey, I haven't got Wikipedia in front of me, okay? You're making the quiz. Don't give me excuses.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Ben, I would never talk back to you like that. Disqualify him. That's a very fair point that he's made there. It probably had more than 15 at one point, but... Yeah, 21, pal. Oh, well... It's correct. I'm stilling. Shame it got rid of some.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Harry, back to you. The Bahrain endurance circuit used just once in 2010. Yeah, that's the most... Yes, it is correct answer. The current layout has 15 So if you'd have said the current layout You'd have been just about wrong But I wasn't sure whether
Starting point is 01:03:27 Because it's a layout of a circuit obviously So So Abu Dhabi's old layout Not relevant anymore It's only ever had one layout And it's got 15 calls How many times you've been
Starting point is 01:03:38 The old one I got the new one It can't be an old one There's only been I've been one Big! Yes, yes Bahrain is a correct answer
Starting point is 01:03:46 Well now I don't want to try that one because it's had a different layout. So I'm not doing it. I'm going to say Shanghai. That one I think actually might be under. No, you're just about good on Shanghai. Shanghai's had 16 corners.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Okay. It's one of the four that is on the number exactly. Harry. Sapang? Surely. Great shout. Oh, no. 15.
Starting point is 01:04:25 for Zabang. Oh, one strike to nil. Sound back to you. Um... I mean, one all on the strikes. Just going to put that. One strike to nil. Um, Nürbergring.
Starting point is 01:04:39 15 corners for the Nureberg ring. One strike all, damn. Two one. Harry, back to you. Yong Nam. I was wondering when that would make an appearance. It is a correct answer. 18 corners around
Starting point is 01:05:02 Yongnam. God damn it. I'm trying to run the through in my mind. I can't do it fast enough before it gets back to me. I'll give you a clue that there are
Starting point is 01:05:12 seven circuits on the current calendar that are good. Seven hurts me as well. That's still a sizable amount. A big chunk of them. Sorry, six, I think, rather than seven.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Oh, okay. Well, that's another lie of this podcast. Oh, Qatar. Yes, just 16. I thought that was way more. But it's not, only 16.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Harry. I don't know. That's no good. So the game works, mate. Where else to be race? I would have lots of corners. Does Monaco have 16? No, it has 19.
Starting point is 01:05:59 So it's an absolutely direct answer. Nice one. Back to you, Sam. Yeah. I was hoping you'd take a bit longer than that because I was driving through multiple of the way. You know the worst is when they count a corner. For example, we know this is a one.
Starting point is 01:06:12 Austria, for example. Give it a go, Red Bull. Go on. No. I can't believe there's still five or four now, I suppose, that are on the current calendar that we haven't got yet. That is crazy.
Starting point is 01:06:29 I'm going to throw out a bit of a rogue option, which I think might give you my second strike. but it will be Zangvort and that's going to be just under 14 yeah okay
Starting point is 01:06:41 strike number two Harry back to you oh Miami Miami's good answer 18 nice I struggle to remember
Starting point is 01:06:53 what's on the calendar what comes after this how ridiculous is that usually I can rattle off all 24 and right now I'm forgetting what they are
Starting point is 01:07:01 um I knock me out or move me forward that's how we roll with the game. It's a big game of knock me out on movie. To Jillville nerve is what I've gone for. Jilville nerve is not a correct answer.
Starting point is 01:07:20 I'm looking at that. I think you are right, but I don't know how many? It's less than 14, I think, because I haven't written it down at all. I think it's mind-blowing how small it is. Don't clip that. It is mind-blowing. Yeah, that was one of those I thought they might count as,
Starting point is 01:07:42 like I had a little, like, kinks in the term, but that has got 14 corners. Okay. Any guesses for the... How many more have we got here? Well, how are still in the games? Seven left, if you wanted to chuck any out there. Vegas?
Starting point is 01:07:58 Vegas is a correct answer yet, 17 for Vegas. Oh, I'm surprised about Vegas, I must admit. Are there any more on the car in Canada? Yes. how many three oh poop valencia
Starting point is 01:08:11 this isn't valencia 25 that's second on the list 25 corners of valencia it's a big old track goodness me um big bud
Starting point is 01:08:22 yeah big bud is there 16 exactly for big bud I don't know anymore I've got a couple that I've got to shout out but I'm not going to do any until Harry's done and dusted I'll fold well obviously well done
Starting point is 01:08:37 well done man Harry folding when he's won is the most Harry move out. I give up. Wait. I should have done and I'm really going to do it. But Imola? Yeah, Imola's good. 17.
Starting point is 01:08:49 And Sochi. Sochi, I've got down as 15. So just outside. I need to look it up now. I don't want to see. I'm interested because he's wrong with Abu Dhabi. So I'm curious. Ganes me, end this game.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Yeah, bye. The other ones that you didn't get were Baku with 20. Albert Park was 16. and Hockenheim with 16. I went through back in my head and I did not get to 20. The new Albert Park layout has only got 14 corners, actually,
Starting point is 01:09:15 and Sochi's got 18 corners, so this quiz is rubbish. The old layout's got... Right, exactly. I said, it's a different layout, though. It's not like I would have it, it's the same one. They've changed the track, actually. So is Scott?
Starting point is 01:09:30 Ben's Quist just realized something. I don't care. I don't care. I'll leave you. show again. Twice or one episode. Rage quits twice in one episode. Yeah, you'll have to do the outro.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Oh, fuck. Wait, we got one more thing to do, yeah. I've got two more things to do. I'll remember, Ben. I'll let you all off for everything for remember that. Yeah, that might get out of chill cut. Let's do, though, because there might be some factual stuff coming up in what is the greatest segment in all of
Starting point is 01:10:01 podcasting. It is the Hell be question of the week. I mean our question of the week is just asking for awful answers but we went with it anyway. Lewis Hamilton during the Belgian Grand Prix referred to something that was between his legs. What was it?
Starting point is 01:10:25 It was an obvious game, wicket. It was an easy way for us. Yeah. I'd like to say Sam suggested this question of the week and it was about half past six. It was on the Monday morning. It was the first thing I looked at on my phone with Sam saying, I've got a good question of the week.
Starting point is 01:10:39 And this was it. between his legs. Oh gosh. So many to choose from. One of our most replied to posts of all time, this was. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:10:48 a lot of you. F1 Coffee Corner commented ballast that he took from George's car, which goodness me, that's a big old ballast. Well, speaking of Russell,
Starting point is 01:10:57 we've got one here from Myra who says Russell's hopes and dreams. Yeah, CNB says his collection of Barri Manolo CDs, which again, my favourite ongoing joke
Starting point is 01:11:07 for no reason. Robby's just said, me, I'm not going to call you a liar, Robbie. Maybe it was. James Michael said the yabba-dabba-dongle. Got a lot of time for that. Is he Maca-Ly's answer?
Starting point is 01:11:25 No, what was it? Uncle Tim. Is that where he's been hiding? Mythical Uncle Tim. Tim, the authorities are looking for you. Make yourself known. goodness me. Ethan said, Jacket Potato.
Starting point is 01:11:40 High's great. That's a hefty jacket potato. Webb Smith said the hustle from Russell. Oh, awful. Even a few days on. It still makes me sick. Yeah. Tyler, I don't say,
Starting point is 01:11:53 Tyler said, Gammon, because obviously. Get that in there. I gotta get that in there somehow. Yeah. You know me. Love a pixel reference. Niche 95.
Starting point is 01:12:03 The mice from Rattatooey trying to help him drive the car. Brilliant. One of them is his helmet. I'm a big fan of that. Matthew Biscoff, if that's how you pronounce it, great name. Toto's Pump and Ickel,
Starting point is 01:12:15 thank you for getting that in there. Anymore for any more. The thing is there's so many that I'm like, I'm having to pick and choose what was I like more? Pink is Robb, actual Barry Manor though, which is even better
Starting point is 01:12:29 than the CD collection. Oh goodness me. Bang, have you got a favourite? Usually have one that you that stands out to you? Oh, the Ratatooie one was the one I love more than any. That was, that was right up there. I like the Steel Scarecrow.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I simply just said, 1.5 kilograms. No, no more context. 1.5 kilograms of something. Yeah. We've also had a few, but this is the one that I've got on my screen at the moment, which is from Padongyang 4.
Starting point is 01:13:02 He's stuck Rosco on board. Watching having the dog in there the entire time. Also, I've not going to read any of these out because they've been hidden my Instagram, but Aaron Dixon, Alaska River Guy and Chris Sillog. One of them is awful. Yeah, I'm not really any of yours out. One of them is you are a trio of wrong ones.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Oh, I need to find it. What? No, you don't, because you'll say that. No, you'll say, move on, move on. We are moving swiftly on. We are moving swiftly on to one more thing on today's episode. It's the end of July, which means it's time for birthday shout-out of the month
Starting point is 01:13:43 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday I can do that Please hold Happy birthday Oh there we go If we get copyright for this I'm going to murder you
Starting point is 01:13:56 Right start reading them out Well ladies and gentlemen Thanks for our Patreon and subscribers We've got some birthday showouts Yay Coming in Angel we have got five.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Is that someone or is there five shouts? Five of them. I can't be looking. Right, I'll try to go through. Ormond, just a five, happy birthday. The fan, five. Brandon Blazing, happy birthday for July. Happy birthday to you, sir.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Great song I can barely hear playing the background. Sir, Jake of Byrne, July 10th, happy birthday. Katie Kibble, July 14th, happy birthday. Sean H. July 16th, happy birthday. And James stuck, July 22nd,
Starting point is 01:14:47 happy birthday. I hope you're not stuck at the age that you are now and you can continue to grow. I do realize James James messaged about making a joke of his surname already. Okay, good.
Starting point is 01:15:01 That's why I did it again. That makes sense. I figured that might be the case. Goodness me. End it now. End it now. I don't know if you're talking the episode or the podcast as a whole.
Starting point is 01:15:12 But honestly, at this point, maybe we just wrap it all up. We will be back, of course, on Sunday. It might be the summer break, but despite it being in our name, we don't know the meaning of break. We're going to keep being here twice a week all the way through with various bits of content, whatever the F1 world gives us. Sam, if you wouldn't mind, getting us out of him. I'm still looking for those answers that I'm not allowed to read.
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