The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - TRAILER: Ding Dong Club

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

Hey mates! (Are we still allowed to say that?)Chando here! The new show is up and running, It's called DING DONG CLUB, and it's (mostly) what you remember of the old show!Is it better? Is it worse? Have a listen and make your mind up!It's rattling along at a rate of knots so far, with plenty of old mate guests, and plenty of ripper episodes (and don't worry: plenty of Thailand talk).(raspberry noise)Have a crack: Ding Dong ClubSubscribe to the show on Patreon for ad-free main episodes, 2 bonus mini-episodes a week, and to be a good bloke: https://patreon.com/DingDongClubpodcastLIVE Melbourne show on April 5 is on sale now: https://www.trybooking.com/CXQGVOur trip to Bangkok from June 5-9 is on sale too: https://www.trybooking.com/CYJYV Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G'day dickheads, Chando here, just poking my head in. Hope you've been well. If you've been missing a bit of Dum Dum Club vibe, I've got a new podcast and it's called Ding Dong Club. It's me talking to comedian friends of mine with a unique twist. We just try to be as funny as we can. It is really reinventing the wheel. To be honest, I just need an outlet to talk about Thailand and shitting my pants. Don't say a name and blanket R over it. Anyway, there's already a bunch of episodes out already and they're pretty funny. Go have a listen. It's a whole new show. It's 2.0. Yeah, is it going to be totally different? Is this the big smart smart club? Is this where everyone's nice to each other? No, no, well, no, I'm the one left. So no, I don't think so.

I tried to do a solo show at Perth Fringe once here and I submitted the title, The Diarrhea of Anne Frank. And they shot it down. I didn't like it for some reason. Oh my God. Believe it or not, knowing me and you both know my wife, she swears more than me at home. I'm the one that has to say. She's married to you. Yeah.

Too easy. I'm sorry. It's a low book. That was a T-Ball home run. Do you know how they have those inflatable things and they pay someone at their house to have it out the front? Like the ones on the highway, like for car dealerships and stuff.

A bit like Mr. Blowy. The Blowy one. Like Mr. Blowy but it'll be in someone's house. Is that the name of that term, Mr. Blowy? We call it Mr. Blowy, no, they're called... It's called... I heard it in school, man. I've called it something else.

If my kid come home and said, I got an offer from Mr. Blowy to come to our house. I'm not gonna laugh. There's actually a tone for it. I'm gonna pull that's up mouse? If my kid come home and said, I got an offer from Mr. Blowy to come to my house. I'm not gonna up. There's actually a tone for it. I'm gonna pull that kid out of school. And then one day she said to my mom, oh, I'm just, I'm gonna have to stay over the night because I'm just, I'm really struggling

because I've got leukemia. And I, the doctor says I need to have Guinness every day. What? Yes. And my mom, my mom who is like, oh. It's like a home remedy. Oh yeah. My mom's like, no.

Now make sure it's Guinness. It's like a whole bunch of people around. They've got those bags next to them into their arm. They're just full of like black Guinness. They're really thick hands. They're like going. Now, you are gonna do black shits for a while. But the leukemia is gonna go away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the leukemia coming out. And you are gonna call your ex for sure, definitely. You are gonna feel really bad after the treatment of it all the time, but it's not the radiotherapy. It's just a hangover. Yeah, yeah. We don't know what happened, but just, we realized one day that no one in Ireland

had ever had leukemia. So she had to have Guinness every day. Quick, we need the cure. Quick, we need the cure. You're going to have to wait about five minutes before it settles, unfortunately. I supported David Strasman for years and I would hear people say, who the fuck is this?

O'Neil, you're opening for David Strasman. You go on stage, everyone's scared because they're like, fuck, who's going to put their hand up your ass? This puppet looks scary man. Chuckie's been on the pies. If he's a puppet how big's the guy that's gonna fucking control him? See it's just like old times, it's just a little more Pooquette, a little less Pac-Man.

Ding Dong Club, subscribe on your podcast apps, it's out free every Wednesday with bonus episodes on Patreon. Get into it to hear old mates and probably the same old jokes. See you soon mates!