The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - A Sleepy Lil Ep

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast the guys are discussing some more bullshit. Mostly Horse Play Soundtrack from season 36 Episode 7 with host Anne Hathaway. Jorm isn’t here so it goes on some tangents and they discuss the cut from dress second appearance of Jeff Montgomery with Jon Hamm and Will Forte. Plus some new fun additions at the very end. Don’t forget to stick around! J.K. Simmons Meets Spider at the Mets Game | https://www.mlb.com/news/j-k-simmons-meets-spider-man-at-citi-field Horse Play Soundtrack | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqqYj7UW3U&t=1s Doggie Duty | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfmuoJplXro Send us an email: [e-mail] Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [e-mail] For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://HomeChef.com/island for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I have a full breakfast, eggs, hash, the works. From where? We can bleep it out. Just gave me a chance to scarf it. I love that you're kind of sliding nicely into the Yorm spot of doing that ASMR and eating position. Wow, you really did scarf it.

Yeah, I'm starving. We've had a couple nice lonely island brunches at... Have you been social at all, Andy? I mean, obviously not with me. I've completely let you down as a friend in your time in New York City shooting a movie, but have you seen people? Yeah, you're basically sending a clear message, I get it. Yeah.

And that message is you choose your wife and children over your friend, Andy. You really called my bluff that was like me being like, if we were in the same city, I'd see you every day. And then you came out here and I've just got no time for you at all. Well, I think we all know how to spend quality time with you, Seth. Do my show? Open for you on tour. Oh, yeah, classic Brooks stuff.

Brooks does never have to scarf down his breakfast mid-pod. We're leisurely about it. I saw Brooks. Oh, nice. And he said that it was such a blessing to have you, Seth, as a later in life friend. Oh, it's a nice thing to hear. He's not that old. I don't know how maybe, I don't know where he's expecting.

It seemed full of doom, I guess. Brooks is both not that old and older than the hills. Exactly. I mean, this is a sketch I think about all the time that I would say has no cultural relevance, but is a real favorite of mine. I think we've talked about it when Adam Levine hosted. Oops, firehouse incident where Bill plays a very strange guy who works at a firehouse, and he's very upset that, um... Oh, they canceled the bee.

Yeah, the bee. Not the bee. We've talked about this, haven't we? We have talked about it, but somebody said that instead of... And it's up to you, Andy, instead of Jack Black Spelling Bee song, you can play this if you don't Queen Bee. Oh, not the bee! Yeah. All right, so, Andy, this is just a dry run.

Say you didn't quibby. I didn't quibby. That's really good. Yeah, that's good. That's a keeper. Here was another name for the dictionary. We've been talking about our online dictionary, courtesy of Nick Ricardo. I've done the due diligence of learning the name of a person who's put a lot of time into this.

What do we decide on it? Well, this was a pitch that I kind of like, the Quedo's Almanic. Because of Nick. Yeah. Anyway. But wouldn't it be the Nickchionary? Oh yeah, the Nixionary. Okay.

Work in progress. Let's keep chipping away at that. Sorry. I couldn't think of a good Wonka, but that one came pretty easily. Yeah, I did. Some people have asked about guests we've promised that have never been on the pod and if there's any update on the... I believe the Doritos marketing guy has maybe hardcore backed away from ever speaking about it all that. Yeah, ghosted us.

Yeah. I think he maybe watched it. and then, like, said to, like, maybe one colleague at work, I'm going to do this podcast and talk. And they were like, what? No. Yeah, they were like, yeah, like the room went dark. You are never to speak of that.

Wait, not normal guy. Sam Azurski, who runs the spelling bee. I mean, definitely going to happen. Mm-hmm. We just don't know when. We got to get Azerski on. Steve Martin wants to talk about surf meeting, and it's really just incredible that we can't pull that that together.

Holy shit. How are we not? We have to do it. How do you have? Well, because, I mean, one of the reasons we can't is, like, an hour before this started, Andy, we were all texting. And then you were still eight minutes late. And, like, forget about getting together for the pod. Yorma is not even, we won't even text us back.

Yeah. It does concern me because I'm getting dinner with him tonight. Yeah. Like, maybe he, and forgive this, died. Shit. That's the only thing you could think of for why he's not texting, not just that his phone. I mean, what else could it be? Like, if it's not that, he's such a bad person for fading us.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, to be fair about this episode, specifically, it's only happening because somebody put in your calendar erroneously by accident. And Andy texted me. I knew 130, but I had kind of said I didn't think I could do it. Kiva, you're just out of the loop, bro. Well, no one told me. And then Andy was like, is it on?

And we were all like, no. And here we are. Here we are. Also, you, Keev, you have been in contact with somebody who's connected to, Lewis, an apologies for probably saying his name wrong. Louis Aceh, Louis Acher, he directed the short Lasercats that did so well at Cannes. Yes, yes, yes. A person named Sam Hoffman, who was a producer-type person on Naked Gun,

who works for the Seth MacFarland Company, he heard our episode, and the guy, and then it made its way to him, to the Laser Cat fellow that I don't want to, to Lewis. And we say on the episode, that we would. Maybe Louis. That we wanted to watch it. And so I haven't yet, but he sent us over a link of Lasergato. Yes. That's so tight. How long a film is Laser Gatto? I believe it's like 22 minutes. So we're going to do, we're going to watch Laser Gatto. Have you sent me a link? Yeah, live watching. Obviously, we can't spill it to the audience because it's his. So we'll put it on mute and you'll just hear us breathing. I think maybe, or we just watch it and then give our thoughts about what I'm sure will be.

you know, a wonderful film. If we release that, it would be so fucking dope. I like my, I like my. Yeah, here it is. Let's just do five seconds of it. Ready? This is our just breathing cut of laser gottoe, unmute.

Go. Oh, that's good. Oh. Okay, rip off. There's the laser pointer. There's the laser pointer. Yours is better. All right, we're good.

That's five seconds. 22 minutes. We're doing so much promo for laser pointer. Laser Gato. Do you think you planned on this? By the way, it doesn't need our help. It's already award winning. You ever won an award in France? Don't fron on a quump. Yeah, that's true. I'm sure everybody involved in Laser Cats would love a quump.

Insane, I didn't just say don't frump on the quump. Don't frump on the quump. Yeah. If you're fronping on the quump, if you're acting like the quump don't matter, you're fronping on the quamp. And we all know you should not frump on the quump. A couple of people were very, you know, again, obviously, there's no podcast. It's more of a circle than this one. And someone said, I can't believe you guys talked about ghost face

in the scream movies without referencing the fact that in the 2020 scream, Jack Quaid was Ghostface. Well, number one, I didn't do it on purpose because it's a huge spoiler. Should we beep what you just said? Dude, it's 2022. It's like the end of the movie.

Yeah, come on. That's the first of the one that Matt and Tyler made. That's Matt's Quato. Well, let's say, You know what? We'll reach out to Matt. He's your friend and ask him if he wants us to bleep that. I think that that's a good idea. They're good at casting because they had also... Wait, don't say it because I'm going to see if Andy knows it because I think you're about to give it away.

Andy. Yeah. There were two ghost face. Siz. Yeah. The other ghost face has since the movie came out won an Oscar. Who is the other ghost face? This is in Matt and Tyler's Scream 5.

2002 Scream. David Arquette. Hmm. No. He is in it. But has he won an Oscar? Mikey Madison? Yes.

Nicely done. They also had Jenna Ortega in there, obviously. And, I mean, kudos. Who deserves an Oscar for Wednesday, right? That's what we're all going to say? Absolutely. They really cast the crap out of that. They did a great job.

I don't know how the Oscars works, Sith. Um, nobody thought you did. Uh, Seth. Mm-hmm. Come back to the city. I will. Now. You can't come now.

Why not, dude? It's Saturday. You guys could be at dinner in five hours. I got my parents and my kids. Although my brother-in... Sounds like he has built-in babysitters. My brother-in-law took my kids to a trampoline park, so I'm in incredible debt to him right now. Yeah, that is nice.

Then I'm with you guys. And guys, I had a great drink last night. What'd you have? It was, we called it a light and light, but it's like a trashy shandy, I would say. It was a Coors Light with Sprite in it. Wow. It's like, let's say three, it's like one-quarter sprite, three-quarters Coors Light. Okay.

Just tastes like you're like at the beach, you know, or you need to be by a pool all day, like playing badminton with the... Was this invention, like sort of Reese's Peanut Cup situation where you were walking with a Coorsla and somebody else was walking with a spurt? and it collided and it ended up in the same cup? Because otherwise, how the fuck did this come to pass? Well, it wasn't. It exists. Oh, it does? Yeah, but I don't know if it's, I don't know if we Google it, what it'll say,

but Doug Manned, one of the co-writers of, like, Make a Gun, me and him are writing that thing together, and we sit around all day, and then he brought up that it was something he had had, and we immediately were like, let's get some right now, and we sent away for some of that and then made them in the office. Yeah, you just get those two natural ingredients and mix them together, right? Yeah, some people do this. Sprite zero, who didn't want the sugar.

That's fine. Pass. Okay. Coorslight Shandy is what I'm seeing it as. And it's, then it is those two ingredients. Yeah, I mean, that's how to make Coors Light Shandy is a Coors Light and Sprite. There you go. You were calling it, what were you calling it? A Sprite and Light? Is that what we were calling it?

I think a Sprite and light. I mean, there's a long tradition of this type of thing. I think we maybe even have discussed it before, like a Black A, like an Old English 800, where you drink out the cone and pour in Guinness. Yeah. There's, I forget what they call it, but in Spain, don't you get like, Coca-Cola with red wine mix in? Mm-hmm.

Or those two things? There you go. Yeah. That's what Seth always orders at the River Cafe. I went to, I went to Spain last week. I went to Madrid. You were in Madrid last week?

I was in Madrid last week. And I went a different kind of life than 4.8 hours. And it was fantastic. So I'm going to actually shout it out. I'm going to do a little promo for my brother-in-law, Zach Heinzeling directed the new Rafa Nadal series on Netflix.

And it's great. It's four episodes. It's a fantastic sports documentary. And the premiere was in Madrid where I've never been. And Alexia and I went out. And it's, I can't remember the last time I was on a vacation where I didn't have my kids or anything to do work-wise. So you just like walked or did you go to a museum?

Did you, because that's hard. You're jet lagged and you just kind of power through. It's okay. We took, you know what? We took a midnight flight, slept the whole flight, basically landed at 11 and in the afternoon and turned it around and just like. stayed on East Coast time the whole time, and it was fantastic. That's awesome.

A lot of hamoan. A lot of hamon. Yes, what? Is one of the episodes about how he always be picking his wedgies during the match? It come up. It do come up. I did listen to Abitha because I was there. Hell yeah.

And it's really, it really holds up. And one day we'll talk about it, obviously. And I'm looking forward to it. Good hook. Great hook. Just like old-fashioned pandering, repetitive hook. One other thing we missed in our podcast as a circle. We talked about the film Fjord.

I remember that. Yeah. You know who's in Fjord, the film in real life? Oh, the Winter Soldier. Bucky himself. Yeah, Sebastian Stan. And you know what someone said about the fact that we talked about Fjord and not mentioned that the Winter Soldier was in it? You know how they described it?

I would love to hear. A righteous fiel. Oh, righteous feel. Yeah, we failed on that one. We fieled. Apiologies. Somebody just wrote, I was reading the YouTube comments, and somebody wrote, 2734, like they timed it, and they just wrote, OMG, Akeva. And I was like, I wonder what Akeva did.

They got an OMG, and it's really great, because we're 27, 34 minutes in, and I started saying, like, I basically start commenting about the fact that we haven't started talking about party of Mr. Bernard's. and it's 2734 and then we kind of all laugh and then keve goes another thing about out of the past yeah and is it andy that says oh my god akiva i think it's more like the listener was making that comment i think i also did oh i thought it was that andy went oh my god akrima and then they were called on out shut the fuck oh but then there's a really nice thing sorry you're not cultured Andy you're not going to get half of what nick cage is doing in spider noir you're not going to know any of it Me and Seth are going to be like, got it, got it, got it, got it, you're going to be like, got it, got it. I'm going to be like, what?

And you're both Ben Riley, and that's the irony of it. By the way, did you see, oh my God, Jurassic Park? Yeah. Yep, I did. Isn't it crazy that they could make an animal, like just make a dinosaur from a little bit of bug DNA? It's a documentary as far as I'm concerned. Are you talking about the filmmakers? Nope.

No, it's just like. The documentary, Jurassic Park. Crazy to me. It's crazy to me. That they, first of all, that that document. film crew just didn't bail. Yeah, they must have been so scared. They just stayed.

They just stuck it out. Oh, my God, that's my TED Talk. I just want to come and talk about how brave the documentary crew of Jurassic Park was. Also, the guy who's just in the shitter with Newman from Seinfeld. Right. Wait, what? Just sitting there with it, like, got him miced and everything. Oh, yeah.

Hey, did you see we're talking about Ben Ryan? Did you see J.K. Simmons at the Mets game? Yes. Did see it? Really great. Yeah. Did you see it? I missed it.

No. Why is he in full? Jake Simmons is at a Mets game and he's just sitting there and obviously the Mets social media team. They put him on the Jomel Trown and sitting behind him is a dude in a Spider-Man costume reading the Daily Planet. So they like spotted him and then said, oh, send Spider-Man in? Yeah. And then he just plays it perfectly.

He just goes full Jonah Jameson. Joe Jameson just super annoyed. Like, you can tell like he sensed something. Do you think that's Sony press? Like they're doing it? No, I think he was just there. Yeah. And Spider-Man was just there?

Is there a Spider-Man that's just like just part of the Mets fabric? That sounds right. You know who would know is Yorm? He's like a super Mets fan, super fan, because he wears the hat. I mean, that's probably by his Panini hat is a Mets hat. Yeah. We should probably see if there's a Mets game right now because that would explain why he is, you know, his phones. He threw out the first pitch because he's a super fan.

He knows the names of all the players. And his phones. on silent right now because he doesn't like to even get a text during the Mets. Yeah, he turns it off during the game. He's doing his handwritten box score as the game transpires. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm looking. Oh, I also watched Berlin Express, which is another one of those Noirs, Keith. Yeah, the other one I recommended. One of the other ones. There's a great moment. And again, this is a real, oh my God, Akiva, but you can put it on set this time. There's like six characters on a train. And it's a crazy great pan along the train windows.

Yeah, it's what Wes Anderson clearly based like half of his things on. Yeah. And you're just like a narrator telling you who everybody is. Yeah, in a great with a great accent. Yeah, it's really great. Before we get to the short, Seth, you ever do LSD? Yeah, of course. Okay, let's go.

Let's move on. So a couple times people will do this in the YouTube comments where they will say the episode starts, oh, they'll say they start talking about the short here and the timestamp it. So the oh my God, the Kiva was 2734, and then we did a little bit more film noir stuff. And then somebody commented, 3017, they started talking about the short here. This was party of Mr. Bernard's. And then underneath it, someone wrote, thanks, now I know where I can stop. And then in parentheses it said, this short is offensive to me because it actually happened to my family.

These are good listeners. Somebody listening to me like, I'll listen to party. Mr. Bernard's. I like the banter up top, but that one hits too close to the bone. By the way, one last thing, and then the show. I walked very far through the city last night. I walked very long through the city last night. Got a couple of Quaid armies, zero gulp. Oh. Well, they haven't watched. Oh, because they haven't watched every episode and don't double thumbs up. Right. It's not like anybody can just ask for one. They have to prove it to you. But I guess what I'm saying is like, why haven't they then? Would they watch it?

Will they watch it? Yeah, we need them to. Right. Anyway. Quump Digmund, guys, Netflix. Quump Dignman, please. Comp Dittily, dump. You get less practice than the rest of us, Andy.

How do you feel like you are with returning the righteous kill? Pretty smooth. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always surprised when it happens, though. Ah. It's a delight. Likewise.

Yeah. It's just fun. It's a fun thing. There are times where I get a real little skip in my step when I feel like I return it perfectly. Mm-hmm. Like I came out of my ATM the other day, and clearly a dude and a lady had stopped. They were walking dog, and they'd stopped almost to, like, verify it had been me. Yes.

And I came out, and I didn't recognize him, but then as I turned and went the other way, and then the guy sort of gave a tentative Quaid Army. And I feel like I shot back a finger gun, righteous kill, like the coolest dude in New York City. Yeah, yeah. You were Spider-Man 3. Yeah. It was, I was real good. Real good.

Happy for you, man. I'm happy you're walking around New York City. Like, we miss you, bud. Well, do you, though? Because you're nowhere to be found. That's true. It's not really. I mean, rang a little hollow.

Three days off a week, and yet can't find a single time. I'm off in my... I'm not walking around the streets of New York. I'm cruising into Bentley. Oh, my God. Pick me up, brother. Everything rings hollow in that car because of its giant interior. Seth, getting done to some business.

here. We have a couple hanging chads, as you would say, in a closer look. Anne Hathaway episode had a horseplay we were going to look at. Hold on. I need to get some aloe for that burn. You were doing closer looks back when the hanging chads went out. Oh, I was where that I was, where that I was. Oh, I would have teed off. So horse plate, Zane Hathaway, and then John Hamm had a Jeff Montgomery that never saw air, but we have it. Otherwise, we are moving on to

today, which was going to be Stumbling, which was a Paul Rudd, Paul McCartney, double Paul. Yeah. That's right. Well, you know what? Horseplay's in the chat. Just to close that loop, Keeve, why don't you screen share? Okay, I got to download some horseplay. Let's take a look at

horseplay. And this was, Andy, I forget. Is this number two or number three? I don't remember. Kevin, if you can, if you can recall. Is the first one, Bunny Business? I think Bunny Business is one. And this is horse play number two. Gotcha. What's the third one? Did we come up with?

Let me check that. Let's try to, Andy, now you wrote it. So what do you think it was? It wasn't monkey business. No, monkey business is the weird Yorme, but fake pitch one. Well, confident that if Yoram was here, he would talk about it like he'd never discussed it on the pop before.

The monkey business, yes. Yeah. Ready? This fall, only one movie has kids galloping to theaters. Get ready for horseplay. It's a heartwarming film about a team of horses Who Wanted to play baseball Seen some cartoon horses

By the soundtrack Featuring an original song by Randy Newman Oh, see throwing bitch It's the same as funny business Numbers on his shadow It's just a horse play All right, that was Fred For anybody not watching

I mean for anybody not watching They were like, that was Randy Newman. Of course. It is good to tell him it's read. Co-writer of Three Amigos, he could do it. For everybody listening, we're not going to say until it's over who the actor was. You either try to guess. You can guess at home.

This played in the final slot of the night, the 5 to 1 slot. 5 to 1. Lauren kept saying, it's too hot for earlier. Yeah. It'll ruin the rest of the show. Strap on your saddle and step up to the plate with a soundtrack featuring an all-new song by the Seminole 90s band, the cranberries With their balls

And their bag Outs Yeah, it's their hard sell That's Don't eat the field Don't eat the field Don't eat the field Is funnier

But don't eat the hay Would have sounded better Yeah But that's not what we want Also the fact that I don't know Whig doing the cranberries Is like her hundredth

Most like Remembered impression And it's better Than anything I could possibly do It's really good Oh, Klein wrote me back. Doggy Duty was the third one. Great.

Tell him if he wants to jam in a quick voice note about horseplay. I already asked. See how fast you can turn. What? I already asked. I got three dots. Did Doggie Duty air? Yeah.

Okay. featuring a song by Atlantis Morrison. Very, very good. That was Anne Hathaway, is Alanis Morissette. And she nailed all those little voice things. Yeah. With a totally original song by the Cure frontman, Robert Smith. Hosei, hosey show me how you...

The one where you steal second base And then eat all the grass Got a little applause break For how hot you came in I don't know what to tell you It was great Hosey show me how you do that And they're like, yeah

First off, so much love for Robert Smith And for that song I think you were just excited to see it acknowledged That's my theory You look great And then you also you tip to boys don't cry by crying at the end of it. That's right.

Boys do cry. We know this. And then a little griff, a little bit of griff banks. Also, the second song. Second song that refers to the issue. You called this goff griff banks, right? Goth griff.

It's kind of a tongue twister. This is Griffbanks' Banks' nephew goth. Cousin. But yes, Seth, thank you for noticing. Me and Rob Klein did meticulously play out a storyline that the horses keep eating the grass.

The issue more than anything is that they keep eating the ground. That's why you don't want to play a baseball. Yeah. You want oats. That's right. Support comes from Home Chef. You know around 6 p.m. you're starving, panic, feeling hangary and somehow there's nothing in your fridge. I know Yorm does. Home Chef is literally the only reason I now have meals that are actually balanced and delicious. Plus, I'm saving money by not always grabbing takeout. Am I right, Yorm? Home Chef makes cooking simple. Fresh food delivered, easy recipes to follow, and meals. that actually tastes great, like basil pesto stuffed chicken much, or parmesan-crusted salmon.

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in how fast everybody comes in and gets out. I mean, I'm sure they were written double length at the table and then we cut them all down, is my guess. And I also credit you because this is sprung from the mind of you and Klein, and you keep yours very short. I think you've always appreciated, like, once you've scored, your second Robert Smith's verse is only going to make people see the differences.

That's right. But this gets out and you're like, that's dude fucking got it. He got it. Yeah. I mean, not to self-dispairage too hard, but I've been told from a very young age

that I'm, quote, good in small doses. By my parents. It's almost as though you said to Klein, I've got a 15-second Robert Smith impression. I wouldn't be, yeah. And then you guys built, you literally built horseplay around that.

Not, I mean, it probably truly was whatever the first one was. Who did I play in the first one? Was Duritz? Wasn't it? Oh, yeah, it might have been Duritz. Yeah, so, I mean. And I can't remember if it was this one or Doggy Duty, but one of them, I did Morrissey at Dress and then we switched it to something else, and I can't remember what now. Right.

Well, that we're going to find out. Might have in this one. I can't remember. We're going to find out and be happy about it when we do. Yeah. All right. But it gets better. Performing his song, Horses Lament.

It's Adam Lambert. Yeah. The smile. The smile at the end. Yeah, really good. That was today, because, for anybody. I'm a baseball playing horsey. If you try to ride me, I'm going to

The horse play soundtrack. Get it today. Just good times. I'm glad we ventured back. It's fun. It's good old-fashioned impression parade. Get the cast involved. Get the cast out.

Get a couple chuckles. You're in your out. Also, the lower third on Cila there. was it was Buck You and then Gwyneth Paltrow's song in Glee was how the song was described. It's a real time stamp. Time stamp on the moment.

Yeah, I don't even remember what that's referencing. She's hanging out. My kids have revisited Glee. I mean, it was a first-time visit, but they brought it back in this house. They watched every up, so I know what they're talking about. Here's where we tell Seth to just cool off and not go on his Glee rant.

Yeah. Are you sure? Because I'm ready to go. I mean, we can do Jeff Montgomery. We can do my Glee stuff. Well, I just know that you have a lot of thoughts about it and that they're all show tune related and how you feel like it's not the pure uncut. They like homogenized it. I'm glad to know that I have proselyized this enough over the years that you can do it for me. That's right.

When one has trod the boards as Sessly has. Did you, Andy? Yeah. Were you excited? because I got a voice note from Mike O'Brien who said he was listening to the pod and listening to you talk about how you cried watching Maverick.

And then you got an invitation to his birthday party. It's Top Gun Maverick themed. So Michael Bryant had a birthday party. That was... It hasn't happened yet. Top Gun Maverick theme. It hasn't happened yet. And by the way, the description of it

was so fucking funny. Like when you click through. Yeah. Oh, really? I didn't click through. He turned a 50, come celebrate in his yard with drinks and pizza. Also, it's Top Gun Maverick themed.

So get ready to destroy an unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant in an unnamed foreign country if we can get past the surface to air missiles, GPS jammers, and Admiral Cyclone Simpson's overbearing rules. Special guests at APM Street Parking Limited. It's perfectly done. Oh, that's really nice. I asked if it was a costume party and said that I would like to dress as someone who is both frustrated by his inability to follow rules, but also has to hand it to him. I'd like to dress up like one of those people.

Just at the end of the day, I've got to give it up to Mavory. Does Ham ever give it up from? Oh, yeah. They nodded each other after he buzzes the tower at the end. Great. Yes. Yes. Thank you.

It's fresh in my mind. If we're going back to movie corner for one second, I tried to start, there is a film that you'll know the title immediately because it was such a comedy title, which is K-19, The Widowmaker. But have you ever seen it? That's Harrison Ford, right? Yeah, so the two leads, it's Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson. That's great. And the director is Catherine Bigelow. Oh, wow.

Every person is playing Russian. It's about a Russian submarine. They're doing a good job, but it is immediately not the Harrison Ford you want to be with. Right. Because he's talking like a very stern submarine captain from Moscow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is like you want him as like a put upon a husband and father who's had some sort of, catastrophe that he's trying to avoid.

Huh. I don't know if that's exactly how it was described. That's not what you want your Harrison Ford. You don't want him frantic in the streets of Paris. I have a title. You don't want him playing a Patriot game. Though this is a fun hit us in the tinnis. I'm going to kick this off. K-19 the Widowmaker. Yeah. Reminds me of another movie title that we always would giggle about, which was ballistic X versus Severe. Ballistic colon X versus sever.

The colon is the killer. Yeah. But also X versus Sever makes you seem like you're supposed to be like, oh, shit, I know X and I know Sever, but I've never seen them fight before. Yes. So anyway, the Tittas Hittas challenges. Are there other movie titles like that that are just crazy convoluted? Can I give you one right now? Yeah, please do.

I don't know if it's convoluted, but it certainly was memorable, which was Lucky Number Sleven. Oh, yeah. Lucky Number Sleven. I don't think this is the same kind of thing. No. But yes, you never forget Lucky Number Sleven, which I bet they would have said when they were naming it. Like, you'll never forget it, though. We never did. The other thing about Ballistic X versus Sever is when you hear it, no one could be sure how to spell it.

X. You know, ballistic, I think, is a word that, like, you know, a lot of people might trip up on, right? That's not a gimmie. But then X, which is E-C-K-S. Yeah, but I would assume it was the letter X, but I know it. I know it's not. All right. Real quick.

Rod and tomato, 117 reviews. What is the tomato meter for X versus sever? 100%. 35. Zero. No. Zero percent. That's hard to do.

Yeah. That can't be true. Yeah. The popcorn meter, which is, that's 10,000 plus rating. The popcorn meter is people, not critics. What is the popcorn meter? 100%. Zero.

40. 21. Okay. I mean, it's hard to, and again, these are people who've done great work. Yeah, I don't want to celebrate this catastrophe. Celebrating. I think that this is maybe, I bet even the people who worked on. Do you think after it came out, everyone was like, because of the title?

I think looking back. We should have just called it ballistic. Yeah, that would have been enough. We're going to get to it, but in doggie duty, Kevin figured it out. Thank you, Kevin. I did indeed play Morrissey at dress rehearsal and switch to the lead singer of spin doctors on air. So when we get to that, we should try and dig up the dress as well. Who were you in bunny business again?

Adam Durrance. Adam Durrance. And I believe for that one, we had talked about, because I kept trying to do the lead singer of a fine young cannibals as well. Oh, right. I made you do him on corrections. You did? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do you remember me trying to get an update feature on called Good Things? Yeah. And that's a guy out thing. Just talking about things that happened that week, that were good. And now, looking for you. back, do you feel like that didn't Erica's base hates you? Yes.

Yes. Like, triple down yes. Give me a break. So clearly should have been on TV. Especially since it was over 20 years since they had had a hot single, you know? Totally. Well. Good thing. Where have you gone? Dooboo do get a

real quick. Did you get a voice note from Klein? No. Okay. He's just three dotting you? Well, here's what happened. I said, about to discuss horseplay, send voice note immediately. He said, sick as a dog and decorating for my child's birthday might not have it in me. I said, do a bad one. Say you're sick and don't want to do it. And then he said, who's host?

And I said, Hathaway. And then I got three dots and that radio silence. He's probably re-recording. He thought of a bit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Here's the thing about Jeff Montgomery.

If you guys remember, Jeff Montgomery aired with John Hamm and it was about a registered sex offender on Halloween, who was trying to pass off that he was dressed as a registered sex offender for Halloween. This was his way of trying to fulfill his court-ordered obligation to let his new neighbors know that he would just registered sex offender. This is already on the line of what you can get away with. It was a perfect sketch. It was miraculous that it got away with it, and it had to be perfect to do it, which it was.

Ham was the guy at the door answering, and Forte, of course, was Jeff Montgomery. This was Jost and Forte at their finest, Solomon, involved. And I got to be honest, looking back, I think they should have walked away and been like we wrote the perfect sketch. I did not at the time think that Jeff Montgomery was going to be a recurring character. And yet they tried to run it back. And I have no memory of this except knowing that if memory serves,

it was not close to making the show. Here is a twix for you, little snooky, and for you, Mr. Situation, and almond joy. Thank you, Mr. Peterson. Happy Halloween. Oh, well, they know it. They know him. Just unseen that him show up.

So far, for the is right, I'm wrong. Yeah, that's crazy. Excuse me? Excuse you, okay, your excuse, but I'll have to see a note from your doctor. I hardly knew her. What? Do I know you? Do you know you? You got to be more specific.

There are a lot of hughes out there. You Hefner, you Grant, you G. Rection. Hey, you get your mind out of the gutter. Gutter, I hardly knew her. What? Seriously, though, trick-or-tree. Wait a second. Yeah, I remember you. You came to my house last Halloween. That's right. I'm Jeff Montgomery. You remember my costume? Yes. I remember your costume.

I was a sex offender. I remember his person. part of your costume you tried to get me to sign a form saying I was aware a sex offender was moving into the neighborhood. Yeah, it's a pretty convincing costume, huh? Yeah, very convincing. I've been a sex offender for the last five Halleons. What were you before that? Married! Good night, Jeff. Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry, okay, you're right. The sex offender costume, and it was a costume, was in very bad taste. Look, all I was trying to do was to, you

Make some new friends, but I guess I just have an awkward sense of humor. Can you find it in your heart to forgive a neighbor? No, you promise you are not a sex offender. You have my word. Oh, what the hell? I have a pretty strange sense of humor, too. Snickers? I'd like that.

I'd really like that. So, uh, what is your costume this year? I am a repeat sex offender. It basically turns into. the film happiness. Did it air? No. No.

Oh, okay. It's kind of killing for some of it. It is kind of killing. But it does feel like that delicate little line is getting... It goes way past what it's allowed to go past.

I don't know what of that we... So, can we play any of that on our thing, like the beginning and then ask if it's okay with Forte and Solomon? Yeah. It's pretty gnarly. And no video.

But the first, the first five minute. The first minute is fine. Then we'll just stop the thing and then play all of this. And then they'll understand why. Yeah. And it'll be our dirty little secret. All right. Well, Seth, anything else about Berlin Express? I mean, it has some pretty good

turnarounds and everybody all that. Well, here's, all right, so Seth, seriously, let's talk about Brennan Express for Zep. What's cool about it is it shooting in right after World War II in, not in Berlin, but in, where are they, Frankfurt or something? Frankfurt, like a bombed out. And it's crazy because it takes place in

let's say, 1948, and they shot in 1947, 1948. Yeah. So you can't believe how it looks. It's just real. And it's so intense being like, you guys are just in a bombed out city. And all this stuff would like trading cigarettes as money because money's meaningless now. It's all very cool. Also, the characters, you realize that, I mean, again, because it was made in that present,

that people, even people who lived through the war, could not believe when they saw cities that were that bombed out. Yeah, just immediately. Because who can? Yeah, they're just like, whoa. Obviously, that director that has a French name, so I don't want to say it because I'll sound terrible, but who did out of the past, the And Berlin Express, and then he did a lot of other ones.

It's just the third of the one that they grouped together. Well, the craziest thing is, you know what the third ones call? Nightfall. Doggy duty. Doggy duty. Oh, Doggy Dix. It fell to Kevin. That's always the third.

It's XR. Sever, and then XR. Sever2, and then Doggy Dut. It was either Return of the Jedi or Doggy Dutti. I read something that Deney of Villanove is, just still really mad about the Ewarks in real life. Why'd you put something cute in there? These movies are serious. He's like, it was like, yeah, it was great.

It was great. The first two were amazing, and then it became like kid stuff. Interesting. Wrong. I mean, I guess I was a kid, so I loved it. And I flipped on Return the Jedi on cable a couple nights ago and was loving them, EWox.

Yeah, yeah. But is that how people that were younger when the prequels came out feel about Jar Jar Jar? Yeah. I think they were fine with it. But they're all kids stuff. Yeah, yeah. That's, I think, totally fine.

Dinea's a little bit old enough, older than you, enough, Andy, to have a different take on Ewarks. Yeah. Seth, fuck Mary killed Jar Jar, Wicket, the main Ewok, and the guy who speaks on behalf of Jabba the Hut with, like, the squid hair. Okay, great. Well, oh, man, this is tough. I mean... You can't say fuck all three, which is I know what you want to say. So I think you fuck the EW.

I don't know. I do want to know for the visual joke here is my wife literally walked behind me. She did. It was so great. As I said, fuck the EWalk. I think you've got to kill the Java transit. Yeah, the squid head. Yeah, of course.

That would be the first thing I'd know to do. And then you marry Jar Jar Jar for the laps. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. And the loyalty. And for the like, I mean, I think that like long marriages. And again, I also take. I think if this becomes a relationship podcast,

it'll shoot up the charts. How did I forget the name Bibb Fortuna? I had the action figure. Yeah. Bib Fortuna. Yeah. I googled Jabba's assistant name. His executive assistant.

Now, do you think Java today is just using AI for most of the stuff, Bibb did? Oh, my God. Bib was one of the first casualties of Claude, you know? Yeah. Andy, as Jabba the Hut, do your best. job of the hut telling Bibb Fortuna that he's replacing him with Claude. Yeah. Well, he doesn't speak English.

I know. Just to see you, I'm not going to... Oh, ho, ho. I'm going with AI. That was the best I got. So did we know when we started calling Jeremy Allen Whitebody Job? Did we know he was going to play a fucking son of Job? Another spoiler, but I did hear about that one.

Okay. I don't think we knew no. That's crazy. I mean, what is his name? name in it, Jeremy the hut. Jeremy the hut. I don't think it's a spoiler that he's in Mandalorian and Groo. I saw the Mandalorian Grogu movie.

Why was the hut kept calling everyone cousin? Does he? He's like, hey, ho. A cousin? Cousin, I gotta pick up on table three, cousin. These are his singing springsteen tunes? Uh, uh, cousin. All right.

Nebraska, Young Skywalker. Eighty Six on the beef. All right, I got to go. I don't. This is an episode, do we think? Why do you think it's not? Well, it's not because we haven't done... Taking away, Jack Black.

Spelling Bee. Spelling Bee. Two hints. I got Queen Bee with two hints. But here's what I'm... I'm going to say. Yeah. I don't have any shame about the two hints today because it was fucking so many words.

It was so many words. It was, I'm still not in there. 63 words. My last two words, are you still doing it? Yeah. But you're not going to get it. Can I say that? No, go to the last two.

I'll be honest if I have yours. What were they? Volent and novation. Yeah, I didn't have either. What's novation? Is that what Jeff Montgomery gets at the end? Of the second one. It actually did get a good ovation.

said to be fair. So you got a reveal ovation and then a novation at the end. This is not actually true. They clapped heartily at the end. So it was an unfair hit. That's because we said happy Halloween to them. What? I did get Quivvy last two days.

Don't care. If it's not a pod day, it doesn't count. God damn it, but it means a lot to me. That was cold. I was all proud. I'm going to break a little news here. Maybe put this on deadline. I've got to go.

Shit. By the way, Yorm just texted that he was unclear with his assistant he could never make today. Yeah, but we knew, I think I knew that. That's probably, I don't think he was unclear. That's why it wasn't in my calendar. Do you know who his assistant is? I do.

Bip Fortuna. Bip Fortuna. And they share it, him in Java, and that's why things get kind of mixed. It's probably on Java's calendar right now. Yeah, it's like an Uber ride share. All right, well, I'll let you know what movies I've watched next week. I'm going to watch a pretty good one in three hours. I'll let you know what it was next week.

Pretty excited. We'll see if it's pretty good. I'm not going to apologize to the quads because maybe this was interesting. And on that note, love you guys. All right, love you. Love you. Wow, Seth.

Really fucking meaningful, asshole. I just got to go. Are you still recording? No. We're not done. I stopped recording. Maybe you can hear me on the do. Seth, Seth, I love you.

I love you too. But you know who's loving me less every day? My fucking beautiful wife, you just heard me say that I'd fucking Ewalk. Yeah, then maybe stop going on the road with Brooks, you lunatic. All right, love you guys. Later, Arnold.

Later, Quades. Later, ghostface. Later Quades. Later, Quaido. Later, Quades.