The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast - Boogerman Part 1&2

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast we’re talking Boogerman from the season premiere of season 36 with host Amy Poehler and musical guest Katy Perry. They also discuss the comeback of Bronx Beat with Amy and Maya Rudolph featuring the iconic Katy Perry Elmo t-shirt. And with a special late pod cameo is Maya Rudolph herself! Go see Over Your Dead Body on April 24th | Trailer Watch Digman! | Trailer Download the apps app and go get Netflix or go here: https://www.netflix.com/ Watch Naked Gun on Prime Watch Late Night and MacGruber on Pee Cock. Boogerman SNL UK Tina Fey Monologue Ryan Coogler Oscar Speech Seth Meyers remarks at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner Bronx Beat: Maureen DiCicco (Katy Perry) Katy Perry sings Hot N Cold with Elmo on Sesame Street Oscars 2026: 'Bridesmaids' cast reunites Maya Rudolph Will Join Oh, Mary! on Broadway The Gift Trailer Ladies Who Lunch Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Coop Let Coop help you show up feeling rejuvenated and ready to go. Get 20% off your first order and try Coop risk-free with a 100-night sleep-better guarantee at https://coopsleepgoods.com/ISLAND Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/lonelyisland Bombas Head over to https://Bombas.com/island and use code island for 20% off your first purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a lonely island and Zedmire. It's a love the island and set fire. Soxed. Interesting thought started to begin this pod with all four of us here. When was the last time we were physically in the same room? And Yoram immediately said before the pandemic, and I think you might be right. I was sort of kidding, but I don't think that's incorrect. Wait, could it be right?

I'm racking my brain. I feel like in New York, the three of you have been together. I know that for the 50th that I didn't go to. And in L.A., the three of us have probably been at a dinner. Three of us, meaning Andy and Seth, because Seth travels. And then Yorm, of course, we've seen out here. But Seth and Yorm on the West Coast? We went out with Harper and Matt Murray all together.

That was pretty fun. But Seth wasn't there. I don't know. Was it our tour? Oh, wow. And that was pre-priting. That would be crazy. That's too far.

That'd be 2019. I think it might be, though. Where it's all four of us? I think 2019, which is both every single time I see Brooks, Meilin, he says it's the greatest day of his life. Because we went out on, I've told this story so many times on the pot. We went out on a boat in Minneapolis in the day and drank a bunch of Coorslae and then went, saw your concert in night.

Oh, that's the greatest day of his life. It's wonderful. And saw Jose Canseco hitting golf balls. Golf balls onto the highway from the back of that venue. It was in the highway. It was just into a deserted downtown. It was just downtown Milwaukee. Remember where we were?

The way I tell it, you heard like, meh-ha-ha-h. Sign my ball. Like a full on Terminator 2 scene happening down below us and we're like, that was cool. Brooks Wheelan, greatest travel companion. I'm on the road one week and a month and Brooks and I did shows. I did Palm Springs and then the next day, Scottsdale, Arizona and had booked flights

from Palm Springs to Scottsdale. And then I realized because I'm with Brooks, we should just rent a car and drive from Palm Springs to Scottsdale. It was like a four hour drive. Yeah. And it's something I would. never do if I was alone. And he's just the best. He's like, hey, let's make a pre-show playlist that we can play before a show. I'll play a song. And then while it's playing, you think of a song it reminds you,

and then we'll just go back and forth. It's just like literally like it's like a, he's like a drinking game with no alcohol. You guys stop at a Buckees? That's the highest compliment you can give a human being. I mean. I have a question, Seth, and I want you to answer honestly, is Brooks Wheelan for you the friend equivalent of the digital short wish it would rain. Yeah. I think that's, yes, it is. Yeah, we don't have to say anything else about it. It's high praise.

Hi, praise. Can I see another great thing about Brooks, though? He, like, Googles food. And so he's like, we're like leave and he's like, all right, it's like 20 minutes outside of Palm Spring. There's this, like, great breakfast taco place. And it's on the way. And then...

That's key. That's someone who knows how to do a road trip. Yeah. And then he's like, also Camel's oldest friend, Chris Bianco has a place called Pizza Bianco and Scottsdale. Yeah. It's like one of the most famous pizzas in America. Yeah. And so like again, it's amazing, which great. You do this stuff. And otherwise I would just sit in a casino hotel room. Like just like going over jokes that would be not demonstrably better. And he's great.

Like what's an example of one of the jokes? I don't want to tell you one of the jokes. I will tell you that as an opener, as an opener, the one thing, if Brooks would not mind me saying this. Brooks got so political in his opening set that somebody from the audience screamed, Be Careful. Oh, my gosh. That's a fucking great audience member. Wow. And then afterwards,

he's also like, if Brooks has two great sets in a row, he's one of those comedians who, like, immediately has to just, like, get too close to the sun. Do you think the Be Careful was, did it read to you as a threat from an audience member

or as a, I'm worried for you that somebody else will... I think the latter. I think the latter because it is my audience. Like, careful, they might be listening. And were they worried he would get, like, beat up in the parking lot or canceled online? What do you think the fear was without saying what the joke was? I think just, you know, maybe ice, like, blackbags him.

Gotcha. That's pretty scary. That kind of thing. My one, I have my final Brooks anecdote is my parents and my brother. came to the show in Scottsdale. And my dad, after the show, who's seen Brooks before open for me, my dad was like, man, you were great tonight. Wow.

You were good. And Brooks is like, ah, I feel like you're saying that like, you didn't think I was great last time. My dad's like, no, but it's been a while. It's been a while. Brooks, like, where was the last time you saw me? He's like, I don't know the beacon theater. And Brooks is like, I don't know that long ago. A year and a half.

Hey, I will say, I haven't seen anything on the cold open, but the, The SNL UK premiered the night before we're recording this. I watched Tina's monologue, very charming. I read some very nice things from the UK press, which is a very hard to plea. So congratulations to everybody over there. I was so jealous they can cuss. I know. I think there's a weird.

They answered that question we asked. Yeah. Did people use the C word? They did. Didn't they use the C word? They said, they said, on. Norm. Don't say it on ours.

We're not British. We're in America. We're not allowed. I said it in a British font. A fun British way, though. Dormo, we're across the pond. We're not across the pond. Exactly.

Don't be . You can watch it on Peacock the next day, but it has not been available yet. That's the only reason I haven't watched it. But I believe there was a sketch in where it was a good sketch idea, which was like a Hamlet parody where Hamlet kept coming back from London. And he was a little bit cockier every time because, like, his plays had been hits. And he came back at one point with a g-earing. So they did use it.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, those little glasses that men can wear are very popular, I know. Yeah. That's what they're referred to as

little y-rimmed, little... I thought they were slutty little glasses. Oh, yeah, they are slutty. So he had a... A shitty earring? Yeah.

And maybe slutty glasses. You're right. Did you say Hamnet coming back? I think his name was William Shakespeare. Yeah, but it was a Hamnet... Was it Shakespeare? You're right. Oh, my God.

Was it William Hamlet? I haven't seen the movie. Oh, God. The movie's fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. I cried a lot. Before we get into Bougar Man, which I mean, which quade has been waiting for this one. Is that a thing that exists?

Which quade does Aquato have to blow to get them to watch Bougarman? I don't know. That's a great trick. For the Turtleneck and Chain album completionist, I think we'll come back to it. Of course. Because we left off somewhere, right? Oh, yeah. We left off in the middle.

But this is how the pod works now. No, let's get some forward momentum. And then we can take a stop down to listen to. tracks from Trullnnecking Chain later. This is forward momentum to you? This is forward momentum. But we do have to loop back. And I mean, just a round of applause for Yorm and the Tocconi family, who had a fantastic

live episode last week. Thanks. Not live, but panel episode. Yorm, some comments. Yorm not being able to eat a burrito on stage really elevated this one. Oh, my God. So I think people felt like the fact that you were somewhere where you couldn't eat. Whereas I felt.

Was there no eating on stage rule or did you just do that out of respect for the audience? I will say I had two coffees backstage and I feel like I should have had a burrito instead. That's just my personal thing. Or coffee and a burrito would balance you out, make you really level. Oh, yeah, yeah, that would get me to neutral. Was it a paying audience, your own? I don't think so. I hope not.

Okay. Oh, wow. Just some follow up. But they, I think some people did try to pay afterwards. They were so impressed with it. They felt guilty. Wow. It was a freebie, but people did.

They certainly all paid a price. Oh, my kids did. My kids paid a severe price. There's a part that you couldn't hear. A lot of people did question the parenting. There was a part that you couldn't hear where my wife yelled out. Our daughter just asked what sex was. And I was like, oh, great.

So I do have to do some explaining now to my five-year-old. But we've established over the years that a lot of people do, your songs have had to have that awkward conversation. So it was about time. So, yeah. So I guess chickens come home to roost is what we're saying. They are. Some title pitches that we probably should have used,

oops, all to conies. I like that Oh yeah And then three shock Talks T-A-C-C-S I like this comma A-A-L-L-A-Looks like

the Hollywood casting of Yorm in a lonely island movie I always refer to my brother as he feels like he's me from concentrate Everything's smaller

more condensed His eyebrows are sharper He's just like He's also his personality He's like He's ripped Yeah He's totally jacked

Yeah I wish he had done a shirt list we would have put a lot of butts in the seeds. There was 15% excess to Coney. And they're like, I think if we drain it, we could have a real monster. Take the water out.

Hey, somebody else, and now I'm going back two episodes, a bunch of people are like, but why is it called the heist, which I like that we did not ever address? Because it's a heist. It's a heist song. Yeah.

We're just not doing a heist. But our tone has the, yeah. Yeah, it's a tone as if we are, you know, I'm looking for a word, but like our enthusiasm and our ambition, in it is the or is if we're pulling off

ice even though what we're talking about is Monday. Best Heist song of all time. I feel like I've got one. We're telling our best heist. Best Heist song of all time is for sure. There's a ghost face one. No, no. It's Ocean's 11 soundtrack. Oh yeah. It's kind of like a steel drum

or like kind of a funky 60s retro vibe. It's not like a James Bond thing? Andy's crying pretty hard at the fact that he made that joke. I regret the joke. I regret the joke. It sucked such a fat fucking dick. I can't pull one off the top of my head, but I bet you, Andy Kim. Shaky dog.

Shaky dog by ghost face. Yeah, shaky dog. That's probably one. Yeah. Is that like when we get to, like, escape from Duky Island later on Tramlake and Chain, that's another high song. Yeah. That's a big time high song.

Nobody move, nobody get hurt. Oh, that's a good run. Nobody get hurt. Oh, isn't Anteup? Ante Up is a high song, right? Yes. I mean, that's basically just like, like a good old fashioned break yourself kind of a song.

Yeah. Paul Revere is almost kind of one. It turns into one for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I am right. Sorry, are we voting on this? Are we going to vote on this?

I mean, the third act becomes one is the key, you know? Sure, sure. Yeah. Great. Once Mike D enters. Andy, well, since we're not going to pretend like you listen to the episodes you're not in, how do you feel about quump as a terminology for the bump a YouTube video gets after an episode from the quades, a quade bump?

I love it. I love it. I listened to one of these, and I gave commentary kind of threw out. Oh, that's right. You did. Yeah. I went back and fast forwarded through it to hear what Andy was saying. And there was one moment that was just ticklish to me. I was like, hoo-hoo-hoo, tickled. Where I had done a voice note to clarify something. And then the editors here did kudos to them because they put Andy's voice note first, then put my voice note and then put a second one of Andy's voice notes and then back to the pod. So it was a complete. side conversation just going over itself until it returned. Enough that Dan Gore, Brooklyn 99, creator, was like, oh, I really like that bit you guys did. Oh, nice. As if we had planned it. He's like, you guys should have done it like three more times.

And I'm like, well, we didn't plan a bit. Andy just sent it voice notes. And I sent it a voice note. And it became a bit that he's right. We could have done more. Somebody did suggest, based on that, Seth should start an episode by saying, this is what we're talking about this week. Then each person sends in a voice note.

Then Seth listens to those three. voice notes and talks about what everybody said and then everybody listens to that. I like that. If we can't get together, we should definitely do that, which is looking more and more likely. I mean, it would be, I wonder what would be easier just to like independently over the course of a week, record seven different voice notes or get together all together for an hour. Just battling voice notes. I don't know. Yeah, pretty good. Andy, there was a, I don't want to talk about whether or not you quibbied yet, but can I tell you a word I was pretty upset about not being in? Yeah.

Today. Yeah. Hang gliding. Same. It's bullshit. I was furious. Was it different hand gliding, hang glider or something in? No.

But hang gliding clearly should have been accepted. Yeah. But what about hang glide? Is that not a thing? There was no you would need knee. Never mind. So you couldn't do hang glides. If you had done the bee, you would have known that, Akiva.

I don't do it. Guys, back to last week's episode, the Taconis. I sent a screen grab to this group from a comment on YouTube that tick me and it was somebody ribbing you guys and it had the quote bay area and it had a counter saying that it was said 34 times. I don't know if that was accurate or if they were just fucking with you. It was from jump. We like, yeah, we talked about it too much once again. It is a blessing or curse, a poison or a superpower. I don't know that we are all, we just have to carry it, I guess, as people from there that you qualify everything with that you're from

there, good or bad. Like, well, we're from the Bay. So this bad thing. or, well, you know, we're Bay, so this good thing, like, Seth doesn't say New Hampshire or New England ever. He's not like, oh, well, New Hampshire, so you know I'm this or I'm that. Yeah. But we're not unique in that way. We were just talking about this, that when Coogler just won his Oscars, first thing he said. I was like, he gets up on the stage, he goes, you know, I'm from, I'm from Oakland, California.

And Richmond, he was not even, he was making it very specific, or El Cerrito or something. Yeah, he had to qualify the whole Oscar of winning that Oscar with like, just so you know where this is coming from, it's the Bay. And then Alyssa. Liu. Yeah, Alyssa Lee. Every other time it cut to her, she's just like, Oakland. What's the Bay Area?

So we know it's not us. I'm saying it is a Bay Area. It's a little Texas. People that are from Texas tell you about it all the time. Yeah. I'm not saying that negatively. Yeah, that'd be the pot calling the kettle black. I just found out, speaking of Texas,

McConnor's from there. Really? Yeah. You just figured that out. Just, does he talk about it? I was reading an article where it came up. We finally come up. He's been denying it this whole time.

Somebody pressed him on where he was from. I don't usually say this, but I feel like, and then, you know, people rip on people that went to Harvard for saying it all the time. There's just certain places that somehow tell you this is now your identity. And you have to. I remember my junior year abroad was in England, which you guys know. And people would ask me where I was from. would go Berkeley.

Like, as if you know Berkeley. Yeah, like, we were so, so, like, so up my own butt. Like, this tiny little town. And then you came back, and everyone was like, Yoram, where are you from? And you were like, foggy London Town. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.

What, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Oh, would you have a pint of the nooky brown? Cheers, cheers, cheers. This American beer is piss. Wait, I told you guys that story, right? Like, that, like, because we drank. Newcastle brown ale.

We thought it was like the height of class. I went over there. It was the first thing I ordered. When we were in high school, to clarify, Seth, we didn't drink it very often. We thought it was like if you got a little extra money in your pocket and you were going to splurge. We did it for birthday. It was like the fanciest thing you could do is drink Newcastle in our mind. Very much in college as well.

Yeah. So we would get a keg of Newcastle for like people's birthdays and like really big like celebrations between like all of us, all like our 10 to 12 dudes we all hung out with. And then the first thing I did was go to the bar with all of my new, like, flatmate, the hallmates, guys, like these 10 dudes. His phone is. Yorams. I don't know what. How do I turn this off? It was rhetorical.

It could probably just turn off the volume. Which Yoram's phone is that? It was on my laptop. Oh, it was rhetorical. Just turn off the volume on your laptop. It won't affect it. It could be anyone's. But how would you turn it off?

Anyway, I went to the bar. Okay, you went to the bar. Great. I went to the bar. And the first thing I ordered was a new. Castle Brown ale, and those guys were like, oh, Newkey Brown, that shit. That is shit beer. I was so embarrassed.

I couldn't believe it. Newky Brown's a pretty fun way to say. You came back and told us all. We all had to learn, and it's tainted my perception of it ever since. In our defense, we were drinking malt liquor all the time. That's all we would drink. That's true. So by comparison.

So, yes, it did taste pretty good. Yeah. Do they still have it? I feel like I never see it. Newcastle? Like if I'm at Ralph's, I don't notice it. Is it there? Newcastle?

No, I don't know. I mean, in Europe, it's still there, but did they stop importing it? I never think of it. I never see it. Well, when I did actually visit Newcastle, I sort of understood. I was like, ah, got you gotcha. Nothing personal to anybody from Newcastle, but, you know, it's a pretty shit. We couldn't believe the logo was on their soccer uniforms.

It was so dope. I had that uniform in high school. That's how much we liked in Newcastle beer. Yeah, we just thought it was so cool you could get that. And I love the premiership, of course. Of course. I mean, if they want to sponsor the podcast, I'd be in that. too.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Akiva, speaking of Old English brew, I wanted to give a special moment to the way you say in a Cablamo. And all of drinks our Old English brew. It's kind of a wicked witch, I think. Is what I said? Because it's a brew. I think I was trying to be a witch.

I'm not even kidding. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. I think I was literally trying to be a wicked witch. How much we drank 40s back then was that that was Cabal. Lammo if all the drinks were old English. Yeah, instead of gross, yeah. Nothing cooler than that.

Instead of poison. But she was a witch. I think I was trying to be like, Madame Marvel, you know what I mean? Yep. Anybody know what I mean? Madam Marvel? Yes.

Madam Marvel? No. What is that? It's from Wicked. Oh, no, I haven't seen the sequel. Sorry, you guys don't know about memes. It's horrible? It's horrible, like horrible?

I don't know. I thought you were talking about Madam Webb. I watched Wicked, too, with my family. I fell asleep for the last half hour and everybody made fun of me. Whoa, shots fired. That has to do with maybe my age. You know what I mean? Yarm, yorm, yorm, yorm.

It's I watched Wicked as well. Seth, what are we doing on this app? We're going to fuck around or are we going to fuck around? Hit me with some ditch. Ditch me with some shifts. Fucking split. Add it on the dapp. All right.

So, Bougar, man, season premiere, you guys come out hot. You've obviously been thinking a lot all summer. You're like, you get to really, what's the thing we have that's a fucking lock? What is just an idea? What? Was that summer when we recorded? It is, right? That's why we're going in that order.

Yeah, we've been recording Turtle Nican Chain. So we have a bunch of finished or demo kind of level songs. Here's what I'm going to just start out by saying about Bookerman right out of the gate. I have not rewatched. Go ahead. Unacceptable that we had just recorded a bunch of songs and did not use Katie Perry. Right. Why didn't we just put her on one that needed a singer?

Did we not have something? We're such dumbasses. We were just, we're like, none of them are really like exactly for her type of pop. singer stardom or whatever the hell. I remember. We could have added her to the whatever we think is the, like, worst one and just put her on top of it. Right.

And it would have still been fantastic. My point is she would have improved anything. Well, maybe we were being respectful, you guys. That's what I mean? Like the attracted to us, all of a sudden, she'd be all over the video and then singing with Beck, and all of a sudden it would be twice as good. I'm just thinking of the one.

Add a whole part to the end of it. I think we just hadn't learned that move yet. Right. Yeah. Opportunism, you mean? Yeah. Yeah, or just like bending what, it is already to make it something else. Appreciating that ultimately, like, adding Katie Perry had more value than, like, it being a

perfect fit. Yes. I mean, she was one of the biggest pop stars on Earth at that moment. Yes. Like, here I go. We were talking about how it was completely done with just Andy. And then it was like, whoa, Charlie X, the X is around and down to do something. And then we were able to figure out.

And it became so much better. Yep. And Yolo, we added Kendrick because he was musical guest and added that whole verse. And I'm still against that we did. that. I mean, you're not a Kendrickhead. Well, I just don't like opportunism. Oh, I see. You know, I just want to stand on my own two feet. Andy, have you ever seen J.D. Vance? You ever read J.D. Vance's book? I think if you read that, it would really give you some insight. A lot of your stuff. Hillbilly elegy. It's really, yeah. Yeah. Hillbilly elegy. We're going back to me and being

super right way. Gotcha. Gotcha. Or just watch the movie. Right. You know, elegy. I think that's pretty good. So, clip notes. The other thing I'll say is Katie's great. You should She doesn't have a lot to do in Bougar Man, but she executes what she's supposed to do, Super Game. And she kind of steals the show in Bronx Beat, which hopefully we'll have time to get to. Fucking great in that. So everybody who did make the decision to us was happy about it. Yeah.

Are we going to actually watch Bougar Man? We got to watch it. I don't remember it. So I'd like to. I remember being slightly embarrassed because I felt like we had underused and misused Katie even on the day, where I was like, fuck, we should have done some. better. I remember being in the recording studio with her at S&L and her singing and sounding really good. Like, and that was the moment where I was like, oh, why did we do something so dumb? Yeah.

Like, right, she's Kay Perry. Like, she's a real weapon. Kri-Purrie. Before we dive in, Yorm, congrats on your movie. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. Heard great things from people who were there. Oh, yeah. We went to the Tocconi Talkback, but you were in South by Southwest for those that don't know to premiere your movie. And it went amazing. Yeah. Tell us about how it went, because I know it went Super good. I went, like, South by Southwest is the most amazing festival that I've ever been to. Like, when we went and saw Jake's movie. Wrap it up.

Jesus Christ. Anyway, best premiere I've ever had, McGurber will ever have. And this was almost equivalent to that. I would say it was very, like brought the house down. And then we won the audience award for our section. So the audience agrees with your assessment. They agree that the house was brought down. Yes.

Hey, and while we're doing plugs, Yorm, shameless. Digman is on Netflix. Just put it on and let it run. Double like it. Give it the double thumbs. Well, let me at least say the name of my film then. It's over your dead body again.

Over your dead body. Digman on Netflix. Jason Ziegles, Samara weaving, Timothy Allivan. When does it come out? You know what I'm saying the date? It comes out April 24th. Keith, thanks for mentioning. That's very soon.

It's very exciting. And then Netflix, where do I get Netflix, Andy? It's on the Netflix app. Akiva, thanks for asking. And I find that where. And it's on Netflix. Yep. You just pop that on?

Netflix.com. That's a classic.com. Oh, Netflix.com. They have the correct URL. They do. They got in there early. They did. Great.

Yeah. And that's a free service or? Oh, well, it depends. Okay. Yeah. It's tiered. It's tiered. You're going to open up Netflix. Then you're going to put it on Digman.

Wrong pipe. Yeah. Put it on mute and go to sleep if you need to. Just let it run through the, make sure it's on autoplay to get through the seasons. And make sure you give it the double thumbs like. You know what I'm? saying? Oh, yeah. Well, if you want a third season, you got to do that, right? I mean,

you heard it from Key First. Do you still let you like stuff on Netflix? I thought they didn't let you rate stuff anymore. Yeah, I think it's mostly for your algorithm, but they definitely do. I see, I say, right, right, right. If you're a quade, they let you double like it. Oh, look at that. Q&A with quads. Do you think we should call it Q&Aids? Uh, yeah.

No, I do. As long as there's a space. Jesus. For an apostrophe, at least. At least a post. We're doing so much work, so much work not to talk about Booger Man. So I want to just say, I am afraid of it a little. You should be afraid of it, but I watched it today. There's so much to talk about it. And Keeb, you're going to be playing it. Just be ready for a lot of stops from old Seth, because I'm going to

want to unpack a lot of things. Yes, sir. It's got a lot more moves than you're expecting. I'll say that. It's a million moves. The audacity of it is truly spectacular. It does not, It does not pull it off, but like when you watch it and when you appreciate what you guys were trying to like poke fun at and what a big swing it is, I really do love it. Just saying it does not pull it off. I love it. I love it. I don't enjoy it. But I think you're referring to the feeling I had. The feeling is exactly what you just said, which is afterwards like, oh, we swing for the fences and struck out.

And that's much more embarrassing than when we say, oh, it was fine. It was a single. Yeah. Wasn't going for much. Wait, Seth. I think this is going for a lot. When you say, because it's. So that's so evocative to say, I enjoyed it.

What did you say? I didn't like. I think he said he didn't enjoy it. No, I loved it. I didn't enjoy it. Okay. Is that how you feel about, I wish it would rain too? I loved it.

No, I really enjoy it. I wish it would rain. Bookerman's not in the same category. Okay, gosh. Bougarman did not make me laugh when I saw it. It didn't make me laugh on the rewatch. Whereas like, I wish it would rain makes me like cack. Okay.

Seth likes Brooks. Okay. He Googles restaurants. I just am trying to get clear You're jealous of Brooks now, Andy? So what if I am, Akiva? I don't think you would Google restaurants, that's true. That's all I would do.

I'm jealous of Brooks for going on a road trip. God damn it. I would love to be just driving across the fucking desert with Sandberg what I wouldn't do. Oh my God, we'd Google so many stronts, bro. I'd be like, uh, I wonder what the tastiest cup of jarvis in this small pound, Sethley? Straunts. Oh, we'd be strawn it up, right?

I've got to start saying that. Should we buy the domain name I want some stronts right now before somebody else takes? It's like for a new Yelp. Yeah. Enjoy stronts. Let's start a new Yelp called I Want Some Straunts. I love that Straunts. I don't know.

It might be already taken because there's this other one, Netflix, that apparently is doing. You're going to like it, Keeve. You're going to want to check that one out. It's a red logo. Ooh, you're talking my language. By the way, I actually just checked Netflix.com and the link is not broken. Okay. It works.

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All right, here we go. Before we start watching it, because I think one of the problems is it was a little hard for the audience to even know it was happening. Do you guys want to explain that idea behind it? Like, what were you trying to pull up? I don't remember, except for that it was an award show. I remember it. It was just like the way the musical performances are on the Oscars is like always super dramatic, interpretive dance version of the movie. and then it always, it used to cut to clips from the movie also during it.

Yeah. And we were like, what if we did that? And it was like the worst movie you've ever heard of. Like, basically, you're learning about how crazy this movie is through the context of only seeing the song that's nominated. This is a great premise. And I swore I never work with you again. And now, performing the theme from the film, Booker. The other thing that we forgot to talk about is that the real joke of this is all of the real award show cutaways of celebrities.

Yeah. Which is a move we did again in Pop Star at the end. And this, not just because we've been talking about it, looks like a close-up of the beginning of the N of the Netflix logo when it's splitting up and going to come towards you. Yeah, you're right. You're right. When you say this for people who are listening, it's the backdrop behind them. On the right side. We all know what the N looks like.

But also, already higher production value than I thought, we had somebody comp in Hader up into the screens. Yeah. If you look closely, you can see that it says Bob Hope Humanitarian Award. Yeah. That was not taken out. Yep. It was a lot too classy. Well, I don't think anybody was looking closely.

Anybody want to guess the amount of views before I scroll down and tell you? It's been on for 12 years. I'll give you that. 750 million. Oh, but you know what, 12 years? Because this aired in 2010, so it didn't get the initial. bump it would have gotten the night. 700,000?

It was posted four years after it came out, though, and doesn't have the word Katie Perry in the title. Oh, okay, 30,000. That's better. $193,000. It's more than I would even think of it. That's a lowy. What kind of quump you think we're getting on this? I think we could quump up this past two, Hondo.

You think so? You think 100,000 people are going to do. No, no, no, it's at 193. I think we're just going to get another seven grand. Okay. If you think we could quump 7K, we're talking about. real sway here. Here's the first question. I went to on the comments or by newest because I was curious right now if anybody had got a quump nine days ago. Question for the pod. This sketch is so

out of left field. Andy asked the question in an earlier listener Q&A that was not answered and might help explain. Akiva, what does your butt look like? Yeah, Keith. Answer the question so they can understand Bougarman. Let me watch Bougarman first to see if I think that's applicable. the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award. Yeah. And I swore I never work with you again. There's Glenn Close. And now, performing the film.

Were you excited to see Glenn Close because of your JD Van stuff? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's right. That's cool. The theme from the film, Bougar Man, Miss Katie Perry, accompanied by dancers from the Boston Ballet. I like it already.

Yeah. I mean, Bill's very winning also. Thank you. He walks a lonely, Almost like a 007 theme Mm-hmm A million miles from home

Seemingly nothing to eat Yeah Oh she's killing it I remember us thinking saying Seemingly nothing to eat was funny That's how fucking like totally tapped we were It's making me laugh now Seemingly nothing to eat

Seating Well it's she's singing it so well it's hard to even comprehend. Is it because he's going to eat boogers? It might be because he's going to eat boogers. You think he has nothing to eat, but he actually has quite a bit to eat. That's why it's funny. It's seemingly not even though he's producing food.

What's he going to find? So it was funny. He's a real lone in the rain, like out on his own, seemingly nothing to eat. Yeah, this is a good set up. So maybe we're getting actually all the way back around on this stuff, and now you love it. I mean, now I'm fully laughing at it. This is all I need. We're pulling this off pretty good using Oscar footage

and then just a teeny bit of probably your stage now, Seth. Yeah. Like, no crowd, no nothing. Also, this is completely undercutting my theory that Katie Perry makes everything better because literally I've heard her sing it now probably ten times in my life, never got to laugh. Andy said it, falling out.

But you didn't have the context of what it meant. All right, I'm going back so we can hear her say. Yeah, what deep backstory she's getting into. Okay. So you've got two sticks with paper ribbons tied your boogers to be doing like a ribbon dance, like a gymnast or something, something elevated to represent the boogers. This is, having just seen the Oscars, this isn't that far from some of those presentations. Oh my God, your hair is so dump truck. Are you supposed to be like a theatrical representation of a... Like a vagabond.

Like a person who lives on the streets? Yes. Yes. Well, I think... So here's the problem. Like, I want to ask now. Because there's a late reveal of, obviously, we're going to see Buggerman late in this.

Yeah. Do you think it would have helped if we had seen Buggerman in a clip first and then seeing that this was the interpretive tance version? Uh, no. Yeah. But I mean, again... She's got to double down. No.

You've already asked the audience so much. Right. I'm racking my brain right now of like, Is it that that's two weird things? Like, should the movie have been straight and then the dance to it been crazy? Like, if you did a crazy dance to Schindler's List, just these are the most serious version. Yes. Then that can be funny like Springtime for Hitler style.

Or if you did a serious dance to Happy Gilmore 2, maybe that's funny because you've taken... I don't know. I think this is right so far. Well, yes. No, like this year, the straightforward sketch, which would work, and I do find funny, I'm not disparaging, would be like a very silly irreverent fun dance for Hamnet, right? Right, sure. But we chose an original movie that's already called Bougar Man.

And then I like the idea that we're doing a serious dance to it, but then the dance is also kind of trying to be funny here with this freeze frame my mom. So would you say if it's Hamnet, hypothetically, or it's like a Hamnet type movie. It's a serious movie. It's a serious song. And it's just a janky-ass dance. Yeah, the dancing. But in the sketch version, it would be a live one.

And it would be a person going, cut, cut, cut, come on. What are we doing here? But isn't part of it that you're going to be cutting to people in the audience? So the dumpier this is, maybe the funny of that is. Yeah, the best part is whoever it's how to cut to really enjoying this. Let's see. Yes. So that's what I'm saying.

Like, this is not a super successful thing, but the jokes are the cutaways of celebrities. Those are the glass. Well, no, you're selling yourself short because there's also going to be a massive series of jokes of how fucking crazy the movie Bougarman is. That's right. The clips of the movie. So I would say maybe the issue here was you guys could not pick a lane. That's what I'm getting right here. Or, again, the swinging for the fences, like, we're going to hit everything's a joke,

and you kind of can't find your footing underneath potentially. It was ahead of its time, there I said it. Thank you. I like the ones that I push back on. You guys agree at first, and then as we watch you, like, It's fucking good. You're like, hey, that's my brother. I'm the only one allowed to hit him.

When we do part two, Booger Man, for next week's episode, let's see if it's going on South by then. All right, here we go, hit and play. Everyone's clapping. I want the boogam man dead. I don't care what it cost me. Don't you see, Mama. I know he's different, but I love him anyways.

You're the man, bugger man. Bougarman, they cut you with talking to you. Thank you. She's so funny. Oh, if you like thank you, get ready. There's more. That's another move. She's like Adele Skyfall Loveroll selling it.

Yeah, thank you. middle of a song. So now for the audience, there's a fifth game, which is Katie Perry, is like thanking the audience for the reaction. It's just making me cry. I love it. This might be my favorite one we've done. Also, definitely think it's the Oscars, and then you get a big old grinning Ed O'Neill, clearly the Emmys. For modern family.

Yeah, it's good shit. It's Bob Hope. Everyone was there for Bob Hope. Yeah. I have to go back and watch these clips, because these clips really are saying a lot, like, Amy Poehler's in love with him. a character that's in love with him. Keenan's like somebody who's rooting for him, some sort of mentor or something who loves him and is rooting for him.

Also, Keeve, right here in this free stream, we got Patrick Stewart Money. Ooh, you know I like that. I like a boogeman dead. I don't care what it cost me. Clearly shot in our control room, but it looks fantastic. And he's some sort of evil villain with an eye patch, and he's in an evil control room, but it looks fantastic.

I did want to note, and we can talk about it more at the end. We've seen all the clips look great. Yeah. They all kind of look pretty, like, cinematic. They look full cinema. And we did a good job making it look like they've been projected on a screen and stuff. It feels very... When it cuts, when it goes wide on Amy, it's a great effect.

Yeah. Don't you see, Mama? I know he's different, but I love him anyways. It feels like watching the Oscars. This is crazy. Oh, my God. We're singing in incredible. Oh, with the blood.

It's fun to be here. Definitely just switch to war you. Yeah, a lot of going between. There's an MBC Vernon. Yeah, this is the funny. So Morgan Freeman's really impressed. Sarandon's whistling for it because she can't believe how dope it is. Bill is like what is happening?

Yeah, Bill's just, but in a polite way of just like, is anybody buying this kind of little side eye? He's like, I saw a Bougar man and I didn't like it. Yeah. Honestly, thank you so much. I'm so humbled. Don't you know those boogers are poisonous? The public must never know. Bougar, man, you did it.

You found the time. Bougarman is now property of the U.S. government. You're going to be a father, Bougarman. We're going to have a boy. You're killing him. Turns out that call. Who was that? Taron.

Oh, it's great. You're killing him. It's kind of like a new take. So half of these clips feel like it's Forrest Gump, where you have a person who is in some way considered othered. And, you know, Amy's saying, I don't care. I still love him. And that he's going to have a baby. And that's a big deal for Bougar man.

And he's made some friends along the way that are rooting for him. And then the other clips are like he's some sort of sci-fi, like Marvel movie with guys with eye patches. It's a little muddled. It's slightly muddled. People who look like Bobby here who's wearing like crazy blind sunglasses. Oh, God, every time it does what you pointed out, Seth, which is go from the screen into the movies, there is genuine impact like there is at these shows. Yeah, it's great.

And then you also can't believe people that are making something like this are capable of making any shot look as good as these shots look. Yeah. And so it's hurting my brain a little. There's a Jamaican in it as well. Yeah, because Bougarman won the surfing contest. You never know. Bougarman, you did it. You found the time machine.

That's a good shot. You won a Saffin contest. You're going to be a father. Why do you win a surfing contest? You're killing him. Turns out that compound that killed Bougarman also cures cancer. I was born the Bougarman. And I'll die, the Bougar man.

That's... The reveal of who played Bougar man. That's what Seth was saying. He's like, would it be better to reveal it up front? But we were like, no, you got to save that. Save that gold, pun intended. Whatever this is doing is the perfect order. Let me just tell you right now.

There is good backstory here. He was born a Bougar man, too. I like that backstory, too. So Peter Sarsgarde. Peter Sarsgaard, for those not paying attention. And he's got the same look that we've had seen Andy in a, like, theatrical bullshit, version of for the dance, but now you see the real version with yellow eyebrows.

Attention in detail. Same outfit. Oh, yeah, the same. He's got a real Will Forte vibe in this, too. But now it's the movie version of the outfit. It looks worn and... Good. It looks really good. Yeah. He really does look a lot like Forte. This is like a very... Could be McRoeuber's brother. Yeah, seriously. It does have a real love in your heart for Peter Sarsgaard that he showed up to do this. Oh, God. And that's selling the shit out of it. How wonderful. Yeah. I would say the greatest...

man whoever lived. Oh, okay. For doing Bougar man. The husband of the bride. The bride. He's in the bride. Nepotism. No thanks. Now, if the bride had a question mark after it instead of an exclamation point, do you think you would have enjoyed it as much, Akiva?

Then it would have been the bride? No, I wouldn't have. No, exactly. Thank you. Hey, look, Digman's got one on Netflix now. Just download it from the apps. The bride has an exclamation point? Yeah.

Like airplane? Like airplane. April 24th, over your dead body. And Digman. I'm not promoting the bride or airplane, you are. Okay. I really should be, though, because they're very good. I haven't actually seen the bride.

If you've ever cared about me or anything I've done, watch Digman on Netflix. You don't have to fucking watch it. Just let it play. There are two seasons on there. There's one season on or two. I don't even know. I haven't checked. I think it's only one.

You know what? I'm going to load it up on my phone right now. Just let it blast in the background. Just put it on. I will take you with your word. If you see me out in the street, I'll suck your dick. Oh, shit. Don't promise that.

Get them clicks. We need those fucking clicks. Just go to the apps app and download Netflix. The apps app. Like the app store? It's called the apps app, Kiva. You got to go to the apps apps apps and download the app store. Speaking of apps, Brooks Wheelan will go Google all the apps in the nearby area for you.

How do I get the apps app if I don't have an app's app to download it from? And you'll just take them at their word. You don't want to like have. them hold up their show because they could go to their Netflix to you and say like, if you see me on the street and you're like, hey, I let Olive Digman play and gave it two thumbs up. I'll just be all gulp. God damn.

This is bad. Take him up on it, guys. I'm so fucking lonely, you guys. I would do it anyway. I just want to feel a connection with a human being. Why are we living in these times, Seth? That's real. Why'd you have to make fun of Trump at the fucking correspondence dinner, dude?

that we've talked about burying the lead of this podcast. Now, Andy has to go. That should have been the whole thing. Anybody sees because of you said. Oh, my God. Should we next week do the correspondence dinner and stop after every joke and figure out of which one did it? Which one caused us?

Which one calls the sliding doors split in our space time continuum that sent us down this path? It was one. Wasn't there just one? No, it was a run. I think I did like five. It was a whole section. It was a whole run. And Obama's up there.

laughing his ass off and you literally see a supervillain creation moment. Yeah, fucking Seth caused this, which I love, by the way. And now here we are. And he's gulping people on the street. Yeah. Which again, I would do anyway. Dickman would probably be in season 10 right now if that hadn't happened. I feel like if that's a slang that's a slang that came out of this pot, I would love to hear

somebody be like, so Zamburg Street Gulpin. by the way we need we need uh all all sides of this like if you're listening to this and you're like hey but i don't have a dick like i'll figure it out got it yes this isn't gendered no and he will figure it out you're here first guys and he's gonna figure it out just do whatever you want oh god speaking of mcgruber you can't take this oh yeah just tell me what you want me to fact is this a good time to say it's the latest we've ever recorded a podcast like a night You can barely tell. That might be putting it out.

That might be clarifying something. It's like super, super late on a Sunday night. Open Netflix. And I think that this is now we officially know this is the witching hour. I looked down just now. I was like, has it been two hours since we started talking? It's only been 55 minutes. Well, we, in our credit, we're halfway through with Bougarman.

Yeah. So it's not like we've been wasting time. I told you guys, Bookerman needs to be a two-parter. We're racing through this. Ahead of this one, I texted you guys and I said, I re-watched Bougarman, I think it needs to be a two-parter. I think I was right. There's a lot to unpack.

I'm opening up Netflix to see if the Algos has served me any digman. It should be a new releases. This has been my favorite way Yorma has laughed on this part. This is 5 o'clock in the morning. Yorm laughs of like, this doesn't work. Like everyone knowing like, oh, it's not going to work. Yorm's laughing like that. Seemingly nothing to eat.

And thank you, I was in. And I don't feel like we misused Kitty Bear. I feel like she's fantastic. She's great. She's got more good stuff, I think. She's got another. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's blow through the back half of this so we can get to the episode. Hold on, hold on. I could be making you money while this going if I can just find. Oh, respect. Oh, he's putting on Digmund. Yeah, just in the background. I've seen the link's not, the link's not broken. Keev? No, I'm on Netflix on my. Oh, Netflix works. Dot com. All right. What's that, Keeve? Did I pour my heart and soul into the show? Yeah, that's actually a great question. The answer is I did. It looks great. I'm doing it too. Nice. Got some good bits. Got some good bits. Okay, I'm playing it. My God, you guys are so nice. I've already seen it, too.

I know. Getting them clicks. This rock. This is how we should be using this time all the time. We should always just be playing our own projects in the background. Naked Gun is on Prime for free if you have Prime, and it's on Paramount Plus. Seth, where can I see late night? Peacock and only on Peacock.

Okay, the cock. Ride the cock. Sorry. You know what else is on the cock? McGrober the series on the cock. Oh, yeah. That's on the cock. Peacock is you just get ads, but if you pay.

pay extra, you get a little bit of peacock. This is a filthy up. I pay extra and don't have any ads on my peacock so I can watch all the Brooklyn Nine-Nines I like. Also, some of the seasons on Netflix. All right, this is good. Now let's get back to the book. What's funny is it started the episode.

Now I was stalling out of fear. Now I'm stalling because I want to savor it like a tasty little chocolate that I want for later. Well, let's take a nibble. And I'll die, the Bougarman. Does he have? not on his mustache? Yeah.

That's, I don't like that. Fucking murdering. Her voice sounds so big. But it looks like a huge pile of dog. And the winner is Randy Newman. Good night. That's the end of the show. I have a lot of questions about the names.

He has a clap for her. Oh, that was a brutal end. That was, that was. It ran. That was the final end of the Oscars. Just fucking dumping. But Andy Newman didn't even come up to accept his award. Thanks.

I hated that. Run credits for Eddie Newman wins. You had a double clap for that lady. Can you look at the names? Because it's like a weird in between where they're not quite joke names and they're not quite... You're going too fast to get anyways. That's our MO though. Also, does it slow up?

at some point too. It looked like the speed ramped down. Dirk Densum. Did we write these? I mean obviously this is long pre-AI but it's almost like these are AI written. Because it's like write a series, fill out these names with like joking. Cork Gash, yes or

Kly. Drip Haymes. Yeah. So what we're talking about is that the credits roll the names whizz past and some of the names are Foot Cone. Crush Sims. David Tom. Tim Bumbers. They're

Winfrisk. This feels a little Tim and Zachy, honestly. Fresh gumbles. They're pretty good. Kyle Dinkler. Why is Kerry Brownstein in here? It's very strange. I cannot make heads or tails of this.

One person gets a real name and it's Carrie Bronsty? That's the homie. Jared Tooth. Oh, it's produced by the Jankles Brothers. Also, the sound man is Jared Tooth. Can I point something else out? Catering provided by Dog and Tony show, but then if you go down a couple more, there's another catering.

Kyle Dinkler and Fran Gorman. Can you play it through like $0.25? Yeah, there are catering provided by dog and Tony's show. But go down, there's more catering after that. We just saw it. It just ends with a deal. Catering Kyle Dinkler and Frank Gorman. They ate a lot on the show.

I don't know what you want. Is that your biggest complaint, Seth? My biggest complaint. Hater having to go back and clap for that lady is so good. And it's two minutes and eight seconds. criterion. The boogers. I don't like the boogers should be going straight down.

The boogers should be going straight down. The fact that the boogers are over the mustache is disconcerting, and I don't care for it. I wish we had just chosen a different name, but we were trying to do deliberately the dumbest thing you can do, which we are doing. But other than that, what a relief that it's five stars. I will say that that short, though, really makes me respect Sar's Guard. Like, he's great. He's really great. And it makes me also want to work with Katie Perry.

They release out. She's really good. Yeah. SARS-Gard, I don't know how to say this. He's the best person that has ever lived. Oh, wow. That's really big of you to say. Yeah.

Well, because he's a Bougar Man. Do you think if you saw him on the street, he'd know he was in Bougar Man? Like, we're like, hey, remember Bougar Man? Yeah, I don't think so. He'd be like, what? I don't remember it. All right, what if we hired an extra? Maybe this lady, maybe somebody else.

Oh, God. So, like, just wait outside his house. And then when he walks out, just have somebody be like, hey, Bougarman. Do you think he looks? Or like an autograph hound, but the printout that they're having him signed is he still from Bougarman? Oh, that. Like, you wait outside. Like the next time he does.

He's like, why am I? I mean, it's my face with yellow snot, but why? You know what? I'm going to go against the grain and say he remembers. Okay. Yorm, call him. Okay. He's my roommate, so.

So, guys, Bougarman, Criterion or Kim's video? Does it make Kim's video? No, he's kidding. God, Yoram. Akiva's a sarcastic person. Well, no, but does it make Kim's video? Do you guys feel like it? I'll tell you what, though, I enjoyed it a lot more than a lot of ones that we give a pass to just going, yeah, it's not going from much, going by, and I, that had more to enjoy than I expected.

And next week, we'll really get into it. Yeah. In part two. When we break it down. Now you're on my wavelength, baby. Ooh, Digman's playing up there on that screen right above me. Oh, yeah, where are we at? I bet right around now he's going like, Sultane!

Wait, can we talk to Digman? Oh, what would you like to know? I'm a big fan. When can we expect season two to be on Netflix, Mr. Digman? Oh, I'll have to call Mr. Netflix himself and ask him that very question. Great. And if it gets all the quads to give double thumbs up on the full season, then maybe we'll get a season three paid for by Netflix?

You didn't hear it for me, Digman, but yeah, I think there's a chance. That's wonderful. Now, you do it as a dead body from your movie. Oh. Oh, fuck. I can't. I'm sorry. April 24th, guys.

It's coming out. Seth's on season two. Yeah, Seth plays a late-night host. A big stretch for him. It's funny, though. Chortles. Chortles. Yes.

Yeah. It's very funny. Andy got called out on a show because he sometimes will, I'll call him during corrections and make him do a voice. And some of the people in the comments, the jackals. claim that his Alf sounded like is Nick Cage. So I had him, I have to send in a voice note to clear up the record. And there is a distinction, and most people have agreed that they were wrong to say it was the same.

That's right. What did you say? Do Alf, do Alf Roker? Alf sounds like this. No problem. Right. Yeah. Sorry, I had something in my throat.

No problem. Was it a cat? I had a cat in my throat, Willie. Not perfect. Where are you from, Alf? Melmac. Good. That's okay.

You like eating cats? And then, yeah, and then the dad goes, Good. Don't eat the cat. Right. Yeah. The way, I just want to go back and isolate Akiva's good. Great.

I'm liking this. It was as much like Katie Perry's. Thanks. Hey, guys. Hey, yeah, I have been on set for the last, I've been on set for the last five days. Thanks for asking, guys. And how was it going? How was it, Keith?

Get my sea legs back out there shooting stuff. It's been really fun. It's a pilot for NBC. This is all public knowledge. I can say that. Yeah. You sent us some stills that look great. Okay.

It's a show written by Dan Gore to bring him up again. That's why I had talked to him this week. Sure. And by Luke del Tricci. I think that's how you say. I know his name's Luke, but honestly, we don't use last names that often on set. And so I wonder if that's how you say it.

It's not like a frat house. People aren't like, hey, shit. Akiva, I worked with him for eight to ten years. I'm just going to tell you it is pronounced Skywalker. Okay, thank you. So Luke Skywalker. And they wrote it together. I like that a lot.

like that a lot. He also worked on Brooklyn 99, as Andy just pointed out. And it stars Jake Johnson from New Girl. What's the name of it? It doesn't not have a title yet. Okay. So write in what, like, tell us the general concept and then people will write in their suggestions. He's a private eye. And it also has Keith David, who's just a legend. And Jane Levy, who's wonderful. Okay. I suggested his name should be Magnus and that it should be called Magnus P.I. But you rejected that, I think. I didn't reject. I said I'd throw it in the mix. Okay. Well, my hat's in the ring. That's my... So you thought it should be Magnus P.I. And this is coming from the guy who thought,

what if it was Magroober instead of McGuiver? That's right. You get me. Annie, you fucking get me, man. Luke did say he'd give anyone 50 bucks if they came up with their title. Ooh, right. See, guys, this is how it really works. He's basically saying, if you come up with the title, you see him in the street. And Keith, if people watch the show, what are you going to do for them? It's not really my show. I'm just directing the pilot.

I don't know so. What are you going to do? No hanky. Pankey. Yeah, can't do much. Can't do much. Can I just, can I give a shout out to what was a delicious rewatch of Bronx Beat in this Amy Polar episode? Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah, let's get to that episode. Also, just the fun of Amy coming back. This was her first time hosting after having left the show, which may be a little sad. I'm like, oh, my God. We're so far in the pod right now that people have left are back to host. Yeah. It was great having her back.

Bronx speed is just, by the way, Bronx beat watching it, you're like, if this was just a comedian that was like a long island funny woman doing material like this, it would be one of my favorite comedians. Like, just great jokes about, they're talking about the summer's over and they're so happy because they're just,

their whole summer's just been kids at their house. And, like, Maya's like, my house, filled with kids. None of them mine. Just like, some kid comes up to me, ask me for some milk. I'm like, go ask your mother. I don't know you. Just really great.

And then they complain about how there's bedbugs everywhere. And then Polar says the thing about... You know how bedbugs get into your house? Why, how? They ride in on the backs of mice. What? Marauding armies of bedbugs galloping in on mice. So guess what?

You got bedbugs? Congratulations. You also got mice. Discuss it. Hey, hey, guess what, bedbugs? Do me a favor. Take a hike. I didn't invite you.

Grab your saddles, jump on your tiny mice, and ride yourself out of my house. Giddy up, getty out. All right. All right. All right. I'm just like, this is magic. Was, what, like, is it Channel 13 that would have had, like, a show like this? Like, I feel like if you grew up in New York, there's, like, a certain vibe of, like, these shows that you're like, fuck.

Yeah. This is, like, awesome public access or whatever. And then the Katie Perry, musical guest comes out in a very tight Elmo top. And it's just, she works at the library. And she's a very shapely woman who works at the library. And there's a great thing where the Bronx Bee women are both taken aback until they hear that the library has. to wear looser fitting clothing and then they rush to her defense. Like, don't let anybody ever tell you there's anything wrong with you about it. It's just great.

Was this torn from the headline slightly? Had she gotten in trouble for wearing something slightly too, you know, this way on, on Sesame Street itself? Oh, I think you're right, Keith. Ripped from the headlines. So it was like I think it was Katie had worn something and had gotten some blowback. You were right. Katie Perry Sesame Street. Yes, she did a a modified version of hot and cold with Elmo, parents complained her dress was too revealing. Yes.

And... So this is a reference to it. A difference between now and then is that I have children and team parents looking at the photo. She's fine. She looks totally fine. You're double D?

3D? Double D more like 3D. Tell me about it. I need some glasses. I need those glasses. Awabanga. Ayah, y'i. Ayah, y'a.

Yeah. Well, the library told me to wear some looser-fitting clothing. It's so embarrassing. Hey, listen to me. Never be embarrassed about your body. Never. Never. Never.

Never. Beautiful. Beautiful. In France, everybody walks around with no shirt on whatsoever. Yeah. Everyone. Boobies as far as the eye can see. Boobieville.

La boobies. And you know what, good for them. They know how to do things over there. Yeah. I'm this close to move into France. Except that I can't speak the language and I hate the people. That's it. They're just beyond comfort.

Yeah, it's on fire. It is so weird to see people who are like just flowing. Like, no, it doesn't like, it's definitely not cars. It's just pure flow. It's like no one's tied to fucking anything. It's amazing. I'm going to go ahead and say something crazy. I think Amy and Maya were very good on S&L.

Yeah. And what do you think of Peter Sars guard? Whoa. The greatest person that ever lived. Nice. By the way, Maya coming out to Broadway to do O Mary. Oh, I'm excited. I'm going to come see that.

Thrilling. Oh, you know what? There's a chance all three of us could be in New York at that time. So, meaning all four. Oh. We could finally have a. get together. Can I make a request? I mean, if our get together was going to see

O'Mary and didn't get it. Could we also get vasectomies? Because I don't want to be the only one who does it. Andy, can we put you on stront duty? Yeah, I'm just going to go to the places you've taken me out. Stront duty. It's my hometown. I get strong.

Roger Brush, again, Roger Brush, not a hit character. And it's because it's also that funny thing of, like, Bronx Beat are like the most joyous people and everybody gets behind them. Roger Brush is friends, incredibly misogynistic television producer character who like fills in for the host of his show. I mean, I love it so much. This is, he's filling in for a show where all the guests are women who are pregnant and he's so rude to them.

And the audience doesn't like, I mean, nobody knows what to make of him. But he does say at one point to a pregnant woman who can't get a straight dance for him. You think you're the only one with problems? You should see my water bill. That was just a delight, you guys. Oh, God, we really covered it. I can't wait to really talk about it. Oh, wait.

Jack Black, can you sing us in? Spelling be. Spelling be. I needed two hints, but I got it. What were your hint words? My hint words were dandling and ganglia. Jesus, those are not words. Dandling is a real problem for me historically.

Ganglia I usually get. Yeah. Ganglia. What does it mean? I mean, it was 69 words. It was a lot. So two hints I didn't feel too bad about. Ganglia.

Seth, I was on a little bit of a hot streak when I was missing the pod, and that was kind of painful to be away. Because you couldn't share it, right? Yeah. A structure containing a number of nerve cell bodies, typically linked by synapses. Which one is that? Gang. Oh, this is ganglion, though.

Fuck. Maybe it means something else. Yeah. Clusters of nurse cell bodies located outside the central nervous system. What's up, Kui? It's Andy. Just jumping in here, it's the day after we recorded. But like last night, the spelling bee got posted and I'm in a time zone where it was a little earlier for me. So I got through all of it except one word. And then I was like, I can't keep my eyes open. Fell asleep. Woke up this morning, pre 6 a.m. There was a five in front of it. And I was all, oh, last word. Unic. I got it. Clean, queen, bee.

that's a cicwibi a cliquibby maybe that's a cliquibby anyways um i just wanted to get that in there i know seth didn't get it and you know i've done this before but i feel like it's still relevant i know at least two percent of of you guys are interested in what happened uh regarding me and the b and be sure to check out digman it's on netflix you just let us stream in the background you don't even have to watch it i mean i think you will enjoy it but just let it run and then give it that double thumbs up and i might just be patting this on a little more more to make my new dream of Booger Man being two episodes come true. But we'll never know, I guess.

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When WestJet first took flight in 1996, the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion, inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJetting welcomes you on board.

Here's to WestJetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. I have something before we get off. What you got, Keeve? Oh, wait. I've got something, too. Heck one, too.

Oh. Are you guys all hearing that? You can't see me, right? No. Good, because I'm fully new. Is that Maya? Maya? One of the two Bronx beaters is in the house. Oh, yeah.

Guess what I just watched on TV. What? McGruber. Oh, my God. Lovely. Why? The movie or the show on Peacock? It was the film.

It was the film starring of Will Forte. and the late great Val Kilmer. Oh my gosh. Yeah. There's also some great ladies in that movie. There's some really great ladies in that movie. Oh, Hamilton. Maya, we were just watching the,

do you remember the Katie Perry Bronx beat? It's a tour to force. I do. I remember her boobies very well. I remember her being really game in the idea of wanting to be part of the joke. I sent Kiva a recording and then after. after I made the recording about my feelings about it, he said, come join the Zoom.

And now I'm here, which now makes the recording moot. It makes it moot. Yeah, we didn't play it yet. Tell us what you said on it. Tell us what the thing was. I remember saying that I liked that she was into the idea of jumping into it. That first of all, that like, polar coming back to host was definitely like a very exciting thing because one of your own coming back is a big deal.

And then feeling like I had any part in any recurring character that was like viable enough to come back was so terribly exciting. So and then when I was saying that, you know, when the musical guest is in on it, it feels like SNL prime like firing on all cylinders. It's like my dream when everybody's having fun and like the musical guest wants to be in sketches and they're delightful about it. you know, that can be, that's my joy of that place when it's going in the right direction. Who is your favorite? Who's your favorite that ever did that, that you ever worked with? Wow, no pressure. This is like, this is like TMZ. Yeah. Oh, I'm ruthless. I'm like the ruthless one.

Let's get into it. It's a pretty normal show here. Andy just let the entire audience know that if anybody watches Netflix season one on Netflix and gives it a double thumbs up. that he will suck their dick if he sees them on the street. If they watch Digman, which Maya is also on. Yeah. I am. Aren't I, am I my God? What's my name? Goud.

Goud. Goud. Not to be confused with God. No. Maya, since we have you, do you remember Booger Man? The digital short? The answer's no. Neither did we? We didn't either.

But I actually was pleasantly surprised. Should we watch it again to catch Maya up? Don't worry. I just watched it. And I gave you my synopsis on the recording, which was, I don't remember Booger Man, either because it's forgettable or I was busy drinking in my dressing room. Yeah. But watching it again, I feel like, because I know you guys so well, it really, really smacks of fuck it, I'm so tired. Well, that makes sense because it's the season premiere.

So we're working. Yeah, exalted. It's the season premiere. Yeah. That's terrible. We are out of ideas. Well, it definitely shows, however, the other thing about it is that you are the few people that I know that will still execute and complete an idea and bring it to fruition, which I find very commendable and is a delight. Even the bottom of the bottom of the barrel, such as a bobble.

Yeah. It got more laughs out of me than a lot of the stuff we go back and watch. I will say it's billed for a podcast. So many surprises. I want to understand what the thing, the contraption was in Andy's nose. What was that? The boogers. It's supposed to be like, what is the rhythmic dancers with the ribbons?

Like ribbon dancing. Like some sort of pretentious dancing. So it's a artistic interpretation of the boogers from the film Booger Man. So it's like taking the low-brow boogers, but giving them a high-brow treatment. Sure, sure. That's beautiful. Yeah. We all agreed the boogers themselves is the worst part of it.

And that if we had chose a different stupid idea for the movie, that it could have been a little better. But case in point, Katie Perry jumped in and was a real sport. She's great in that. Real sport. And, like, I will say, gave it some validity. Like, when you get her in it passionately singing the theme to Booger Man, I was also really, really, it was nice to see all the clips from Bougar man. Yeah, we agree.

Right? So you're coming around on it. Oh, no, I feel, I feel the exact same way. Right. Unwavering. That's good. When Katie was thanking the audience mid-song, I mean, I've never seen someone do that at the Oscars.

For me, it's pure, like, execution and drive. It's like the power of will, and it's so commendable. To have the worst idea. see it through seemingly without shame. Right. Like underneath the barrel. Such a good compliment. Yeah.

I also wonder how many times the three of you were in a room and Andy. I'm assuming it was Andy's idea. I don't know. I don't know. Is this this week a good week for a burger man? Oh, my God. Well, Andy was pointing out that we had just done our second summer in Encino. You know, we probably came back with a week before.

So we had just recorded all of Turtle Naked Chain, had demo versions. There was definitely a track, if not five to six tracks, that we could have chosen one to put Katie Perry on and maybe made a song with her, a real one. We blew it. But it'd be decided, you know what? Let's be inspired. The problem is it was, it's about the Oscars,

so you kind of had to do it in September. That makes sense. There was a ticking clock. Yeah. Well, people wouldn't have remembered Booger Man if we waited another year. You have one window to call SARS-Gar. Seth, you are reminding me, though, that, again, the execution of the audience, the audience reactions, starting out with Glenn Close, they're delightful. They're delightful.

Very well done. Not everybody's good at fake award show reactions from real celebrities at real award shows. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, you guys are the best to ever do it. We had some in Pop Star, too. Oh, I'm aware. I mean, this is, this is Grade A stuff.

Grade A. Bottom of the barrel. The bottom of the barrel of grade A. Yeah, your bottom of the barrel is some people only dream. This turn has been polished to a gleaming. It's like a barrel of like the best scotch, but it's just the very bottom of it. Yeah, it's a little criss. Unfiltered.

All right. I just went through all the tracks on Turtle Neck and Chain, and I'm not sure which one. But hit us in the Titus, listeners. Let us know if you think there's one that would have made perfect sense for Katie Perry. Maya, since we have you, you were at the Oscars. Any good butts? Top five butts Oh are we talking about actual but

But do answer that Yeah physical butts Top five You see any like You see any butts in like suits Like famous butts not famous butts Just any good ones All dudes

Just dude butts Tucks butt No you can tell us any kind of butt And then also when you're done Two worse ones as well Just by best two worst Yeah Worse but by far

Oh God I'm trying to think I'm trying to think Who is there that sucks Who's there that sucks And it was by far the worst butt You were very sure if he was going to be... There were some great, great, great, but...

This is just between us. Don't worry. We would never trade you for clicks. I mean, you definitely get a lot more butts in suits, for sure. I'm trying to think if there were some tight, some tight suit butts. Like, there was no, like, there was no, like, Mammoa or John Cena, like, where it's, like, just a muscle butt. Not a lot of muscle butt. Not a lot. Like, they just did squats kind of butt.

Yeah. Correct. You know, you probably don't have to answer. Did you have any drinks after? Did you enjoy yourself? I did enjoy myself, but I felt so overwhelmed that I didn't even drink that much. Like, I think I drank. Like, you go from place to place. It's a really, like, high-class life. You know, you go from place to place. You sip some champagne. You'd go in another room. Did you stay in the building the whole time and upstairs and at the things, or did you go to a second location far away?

I stayed in the building for the awards and I tried not to miss any of Paul's losing. No, we saw you on TV. You were accounted for. But I didn't want to, like, miss any of the awards, even for the other departments. So I ran back for the Bridesmaid's thing and then came back. That was very funny. Very funny, by the way. Very funny. Guys, this is very nice of you.

It was fine. You were my favorite out of all of them. I don't want to pit people against each other, but you were my favorite. Okay, continue? It was fine. I mean, nobody remembers that we presented at the Oscars 15 years ago, but somehow the Oscar gods were like, hey, you guys presented 15 years ago. We think you should

present again. We're like, all right. I think it's because Rose was there and they knew I was going to be there. So they're making some money. It was very smart. It was good producing to take advantage to it. What's Paul going to do with the Oscars or where are you going to put them? Are you going to put them on display? That's private.

Oh, that's private. Oh, that's private. Oh, I know where he's going to put him. I know where he's going to put him. I also thought you were going to say, what's Paul going to do next? Any new plans? What's he working on? What's he working on? Tough one to follow up.

What's he cooking up? Tough one to follow up. We got on a plane the next day to be on vacation because that's a long road to that Oscar's ceremony. It's not just the Oscars. It's a lot. As you gents know. From McGruber.

He woke up and was immediately sick, like, full fever. At least he held it to break, which is always what happened after us and L and shit. mind is a magnificent thing. It knows. It like held on until he couldn't hold it any longer and then released. But it was totally worth it. We did party to answer your earlier question. We did, there was a nice, we went to a friends and had some food and cocktails. And then we went to the Warner brothers had like a really nice party with all the sinners folks. And man, that Ryan Coogler, man, he is a dream boat. He is the best dude ever. Did you know he's from the bay? We should have I asked for, Yoram, can you get a voice note from Ryan to explain the Bay Area?

What, like, just like him shouting out the Bay? Yeah. Yeah, all right, sure. We started this, my, talking about how Bay Area people can't stop talking about the Bay, us being some of the worst offenders. I think I brought up the Bay to him. Like, I'm Bay adjacent just because of going to UC Santa Cruz, like two of you guys. Mm-hmm. And I feel, and all my friends being from Oakland and being from Berkeley made me feel

bay adjacent and so much cooler. Like I know what a hoopty is and I know and I've used Hela so many times but it made me feel like I had to tell Ryan Cougler that, which I'm sure he was not that interested in but made me feel closer. He's a, he is such a dream. What a great guy. He's the best. Here is the last picture that I sent to Ryan just because I was going to text him.

This is what I sent to him. It's me, my head on. Jeremy Allen White's body. I don't know what I was talking about. No reply. Weird. No reply. That was the last text you ever said.

I think I should text him again. It'd be like, hey, any thoughts on this picture? It's been six months. I think it went straight to this bang bank. I think like to not pass the phone. He had to rush off the phone. Oh, God. Hey, Ryan, I know Oscar's stuff can be a real drag.

Now that it's finally through it, any thoughts on this picture? I was giving you some nice time I was trying to stay out of the way Congrats on the wind Now that things have settled down Here's this Enjoy your life Wait can I say like tangent for a second

Because when Seth was saying That McGrubor should be up for an Oscar That wasn't really what you were saying For the McGurber TV show I really pressed everyone to try to get it submitted For a Nobel Peace Prize And I looked it up And everyone was like no you can't

And it's a whole thing and blah, blah, but I'm still bummed about that when we weren't able to submit. I think there's time. You and Trump. I mean, especially in today's climate, I feel like Trump will go for it. I feel like he'd be really into it. It does as a reminder that on every Yorne project, they should hire somebody to handle the bullshit. It's like, hey, Yorm's going to come up with three obsessions over the course of this film. And will you just pretend like they're real?

Just pretend that you did it. Guys, I just want to say that just because Keev and I were texting about Tommy Bahamas, I also feel so excited and delighted to be on your podcast. I have never been on your podcast before. We're thrilled. We don't generally have guests either. So a live guest, you're maybe the second or third one ever. Listen, I can be here at any time.

You just let me know. It's good to hear. Maya, we realize the four of us maybe haven't been in a rink. together since 2019. And we think that the next time we want to be in a room together is to see you in O'Mary. Oh, boy. That's a great idea. Will you please do that?

Yes. They're so excited. Oh, my God. There's already soft plans that Andy will be out there a little bit and that I'm going to be out there with my family a little bit. They're very soft plans. The potential's there. They're flaccid now.

Wait, when is it going to happen? April 28th. Flacid plans. You really got your finger on the pulse of Broadway. Yeah, but they could become hard plans. They could become rock hard later. I hope they become rock hard. That would be my dream.

I would love it if you guys were there. That would, wow, what a, what a thrill. I can't believe it. But what kind of stront do you want to eat at after? A stront? Did you say? Yeah, what kind? Yeah, which stront you want to hit up?

I mean, you know, it depends on what the local, like, Broadway fair is. Have you done Broadway before? Never. So the eight show a week of it, I feel like the performers you're going to talk to are going to talk about kind of the regiment because you kind of want to get up the same time. No, because you want to eat the same time. It's like a thing because you need to get in a total pattern, a really strict pattern. So I don't think going out to dinner with us after is actually something you can do. Yeah, I believe.

She'll make an exception for us. Fairly monastic, but I would make an exception for you guys for sure. She's going to want the strong. Or you tell us your pattern and we'll fit into it. My pattern is... No, I don't have one. I haven't even started rehearsing. I start rehearsing in April.

There's only a two-week rehearsal period. It's pretty... It's pretty quick, turn around, because the show's going and has been going, as you know. So it's... How many times have you seen it? Have you just seen it the once? Three times.

Great. Different performers? Three different Mary's, three different times, which is nice. Great. Have you seen it a lot, Seth? I know you've had all the Mary's on. I've seen it three times.

I saw it twice with Cole and ones with Betty Gilbert. And it was fantastic. And seeing it with somebody other than Cole, which I had my doubts, was so exciting and so cool. That's what's cool about it. And talking to Cole about it made me feel better, which was like, you know, you don't have to do Cole's performance. You bring to it what you're going to do. And then actually, the last time I saw Jane do it as well, and I saw Jinks Munsoon do it. And then when I saw Jinks do it, I was like, oh, you can't, they're all different.

They're all totally different. because Jane can't not be Broadway perfection. And I was like, fuck, how am I going to? Yeah. I don't, you know, we're used to running on fumes and those two shows on a Saturday kill us, but we do it. But this is eight shows a week, and I'm 53. I started, I started us when I was 27 and I could do it then.

But like, this is a really different. This is a different story. Dark on Mondays. Maybe we have that dinner Sunday night. There you go. I do think it is going to switch to a Monday dark. It's either a Thursday or Monday. I can't remember.

But the dark is going to switch. You heard it here first. The dark is going to switch. That's what she said. The dark is going to switch. We'll go to a stront on Monday, maybe. What a dream. Stront is a Joannaism.

I can't take credit. Is it really? By the way, so late in the pod for you to throw that out. Yeah, he had been claiming Stront for like... I feel like you waited until a lot of people have stopped. I'm still sitting on a question for Maya. It's just been like a 20-minute hole. Don't hold it.

It's not good for you. Would you say that someone who's bay adjacent is be adjacent? I'm going to go with yes. I knew it. But I felt my toes stepping immediately into some fucking Andy thing that was so long running. I don't even know what I just stepped into. Don't worry about Maya. She's bejacent.

You guys, Cugler's not going to hop on. What the fuck? Not even for the Bay. He's busy. He says, he wants you to know, though, that please send my, uh, him and Zinzie's love, though. But no one else? Yeah, but what about the rest of us? No, he said, he don't, all of you guys to fuck off.

Oh, my God. Oh, man, not again. Also, ha-ha, did he put a ha-ha on the picture? Should I send him a pick of me on Jeremy Allen White's body now? Definitely. Oh, my God, please. I feel like he'd really like that. Zappa.

Since we know now that's a way, that's how you say goodbye to somebody. Why don't you send her the picture of you on Jeremy Allen, so it can just come to him the same photo from multiple phones. You guys, I just want to chime in and say, I'm getting kind of hyped, because if we go just like a little bit longer,

we are going to have a two-part booger man on our hands. This should be our first part episode. It was my prediction. Oh, good news. I just got the photo, really see it. Wait, there's a detail to the Yorm Jeremy Allen White photo that I hadn't

seen before, which is there's an arrow to his face and the word me. I'm going to call you. That's in case you were wondering. So you or Paul send it to him and just say, hey Yom thought maybe you hadn't seen

this, so. I love that you're assuming that I have Ryan Coogler's phone number. I do not. What? Like, it's so confusing. What we're even talking about? He stopped giving it out. If he got that photo. He stopped giving it out after Yorne Backfired.

Yeah, he stopped giving out after he got that photo. He's like, I've cast too wide a net here. Andy's tongue just fell out of his mouth. I was just seeing if I had Ryan Cooger's number. I do not. We're Bay people all have it. If you're bejacent like me, you don't. Bajasant is, oh, that's really, really good.

I'm pretty sure I have his number comedically. Like, I'm just sort of his sensibility. Is bejicent, Joanna? Are we going to find out three episodes from now that Jason's Joanna too? No, but I do think she would appreciate it. Strant. Wait, have you been saying stront, like,

every season on the podcast and now you're giving Joanna credit? No. No, just today. Just today. Yeah. But he let it ride for like 40 minutes before in Minnesota. And we're going to start.

Stront want. Stronts wants. That's something she would casually say to me. Yeah. What time were we headed to the Stront? That's great. That is your wife. I like it.

God, your wife is the best at being the worst. I've said that many times before. She's truly award-winning. She's the best of being the worst and the best for being the best for you. That's right. You created a monster in the best possible way. You created a little mini, mini-Indy. Wait, Andy, will you give just like three Joanna isms?

Well, the whole job thing is her and her Sibs. Yeah, they start a job. Can I also do an impression of like when we were making the albums, this is what she would, in the morning, she would come down and she'd go. Oh, yeah, like a very low, weird, powerful walk. God, I loved it. I love it. I love a fucking weirdo. Another morning.

And here we go. The coffee machine. What a July. Did I'm in order the rascal? Are you talking about Louise and Sino days? Yeah. Let's leave it with this. We were texting because somebody sent me the Louise house.

It's featured in the film The Gift, the Joel Egerton. Oh, right. Is it really? Bateman movie. Wow. They shot at the house. that we stayed at that no longer exists. That has been leveled and turned into another house now.

Oh, I didn't know that. Raised, if you will. It's been raised. But didn't somebody say that that house had a haunted room in the back? Debatable. I did not experience that, but I never stayed there. The horse table was odd. The land was so big that whoever bought it destroyed the first house,

redid it completely moving it up, and then was able to build two more complete huge houses on the land and find a way to connect them to the road behind it. So it's become... On top of a Native American burial ground. Yes. So they're all haunted now. Correct. Intentionally, to be disrespectful.

As a prank. As a prank on the spirits. Spirits love pranks. Yep. So you rolled right out of Beetlejuice, the original Beetlejuice, right into McGuhr. Is that right? Honestly, I did. I got an IV today because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to...

You're supposed to say my name. And I wanted to watch some feel good TV, and Beetlejuice was on, caught the end of Biddle We'll pull up the gap there, Andy. Maybe a little tighter. What was your favorite line for Beetlejuice that he said? Oh, God. Is your hand down where I think it is? Don't worry, Andy.

I thought of your monologue. Gosh, was there anything perilous in the desert? Oh, God, I can't remember. The desert. Perhaps some of what sort of worm like in the cyan worms. Samuel? Sian worms. Andy, I'm so mad that when Maya said Beetlejuice,

I didn't say it two more times. That is on me. So I could have appeared. I was texting with Keeve and he wrote it correctly. He wrote Betel Geist. But I think I might have still misspelled it because it gave me the lines. Did I put the I in the wrong place? You spelled it with the G, which I appreciated.

Yes. Yes. I tried to take it back to the old old school. You were just being cautious. Beatle ghost. Yeah. Thank you. All right.

Well, this was a pleasure. Amazing. Hey, thanks for having me. Thank you for being on. Maya, thank you so much. First time caller, long-time listener. We love you, Maya. I'm just going to shoot you the link whenever we're doing it.

And you're my favorite adjacent friend. I am your favorite adjacent friend, aren't I? I'm pretty great. Yeah, yeah, you're up there amongst them all. Thanks, guys. I love you all very much. We love you, love you, buddy. Love you.

See you in April. You want to say it, Andy? No way. We have one more thing. I do have one more voice note that I kind of forgot about. Oh. Which is, I reached out to the host of this episode. I reached out to Polar.

Oh. Did she leave you on red like Brian Coogler? No, she's a real friend. Well, that's interesting because I texted her, Seth. I texted her two days ago to ask about a costume designer she had worked with, and she didn't write me back. Did you send the same picture that you were in? That's a conversation.

I did. I send it with all texts. And we'll put that in the show notes. He's like, how do I respond to this? You know what? He did write ha-ha. He did write ha-ha? Yeah, he did.

So up yours. When? Did he do it this time when he realized you wrote him again? And he was like, oh, I never responded. That's that move. I do that sometimes. Somebody writes and I then feel bad and I ha-ha. I didn't see this.

Oh, hey, back in the day, ha-ha. Just seeing this. I love that text. I send that one a lot. Hey, everyone. Amy Polar here. A member of the Quaid Army and a righteous killed to all. Thank you, Seth, for asking me to send in a voice note.

just loving the pod guys love the pod and uh i'm being asked to talk about when i hosted in september 2010 i was let's see 40 something i i had just maybe started parks and rack the year before it was my first time hosting and i remember being very excited and nervous and maybe maybe too spray tanned that's my memory um but honestly and this is going to come to no surprise i I remember very little. Seth sent me the rundown, and I looked at it, and we did a Bronx beat. Sweet Maya, came back for that. That's you.

And we did it with Katie Perry. And I remember that. I remember we did a sketch about tiny hats. Let's see. I think we, I'm sure we did some stuff on update. Yeah. Seth, were you still there? You must have still been there.

I don't know. It's all a blur. It's all a big soup. But I do remember that we had the cold open was like my anxiety dream. And Justin Timberlake very nicely came and Tina and Jimmy and Dratch. And yeah, I was just looking over the sketches again and laughing at the stuff that got cut. Seth, just read out loud the sketches that got cut, because that's always really fun. Seth, do it.

All right, guys. Well, I wish this could be more interesting. But I'm trying to remember if there was anything else other than Katie Perry and 2010 and, you know. Just saying she's trying to take our pod. trying to tank our pod because we're competition. I don't think I did a Hillary Clinton. I think that got cut. You're right.

She's taking it. Yeah. Because she knows we're up for the golden globe. This was all a dupe. To everyone, there was this thing called artificial intelligence. Fucking bad. She's bad hanging. 15 years.

It was going to take over our lives. And you guys were all like, shut up, Amy. You don't know what's going to happen in the future. And I was like, come on, guys. This is real. You should invest in it. And you were like, shut up.

That's what I remember most. Yeah, that's right. Okay, later quades. Later quades. Later quades. It came true. Thank you, Amy. It all came true, quades.

God bless. God bless Mrs. Polar. I wish I knew Arnold Schwarzenegger well enough to get him to record later, Amy. So I didn't play that after she's delivered. I know him. I'll text him. Oh, boy.

God. What blocked? Wait, hold on. Block. Send him the bodpig. first. Why? Why, Arnold?

What? Seth, do you want to say the names of the sketches? Lobotomy, Peptobismal ice, and American America. Also, I cut on air family feud and a message from Hillary Clinton. Makes sense. Pepto-bismal ice written by Klein. I mean, the title really says it all.

Yeah, it should probably find out. I feel like that aired. Maybe later. Eventually. Because it was cut after dress. And it's a videotape, so they definitely probably aired it later. What was the actors on actors, Andy? saw that, but what was it?

I don't remember. What is that sketch? Nobody remembers. It's a very short sketch with you and Timberlake sitting in front of like a Charlie Rose Black Sykes set sketch. Oh, it's like two sentences, right?

It's very short. It's like, you're an actor now, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then like, line three is you being like, but when are you making new music, man? And he like storms off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say hair restoration, which is a James Anderson sketch, is a very good psych gag commercial parody that

it is replacing your hair loss with your pubes. And so she's very good wigs. That does ring a bell. Of like, like, Fred and Bobby would like super curly, like not matching their hair at all. That was kind of like one of the first films that me and Akiva worked on. It was his actor in one of his films at Santa Cruz. And it was called Beard Street Blues. And it was that I couldn't grow a beard.

And so I was cutting my hair off of my head. And I basically got addicted to it. And then by the end, I was cutting my hair. Pube's off. He had a pub beard. Yeah. It's kind of like a murkin. Yeah, that was my stupid film.

Yeah, it's kind of like a face murkin. Well, on that note. Yeah. I got through two episodes of Digman, Andy, while we were doing the pod. Bro, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I'm going to double thumbs them up. And next time I see you, you know what's going down.

Let me just tell you, if you just let it play in the background, we'll be into season three. Just get your phone going off to the side. You do not need to watch my. Just let it roll through the episodes. and give it that double thumbs up. And then next time you see Andy, in his words, gulp. But this is fun that you guys do this. It's keeping you young.

I like it. It's good for the soul. Good for our hearts. It's funny you say that, Mike, because scheduling it is literally taking years off my life. But I do appreciate that it feels good to like be in it, you know? In the soup. The people who listen to this pod are Quaid Army.

Yeah, so you're Kuwait Army. Because they're all Quades. That's why she said. And if they see us on the street, they know to either give a quiet, like, fight club-style Quaid Army. And then our response is, righteous kill. Wow. And then you just go along your day.

Or if you're far away, you can shout it. You can go, quit Army. And then we have to go, righteous kill. And that's, but that's the whole interaction. And so far, in my experience, every quade out there has kept the arrangement. Yeah. It's amazing. Beautiful interactions.

A lot of people say, righteous kill to me. And then I have to be like, you can't say. that you have to say quaid army yeah well we often have to give a PSA being like if you steal if you say righteous go we have nothing to say yeah this feels like a very clear setup for me to leave you with the quaid army yeah oh righteous kill right just gill right just gill right just do you want to take the honors of actually saying uh later arnold sure i first we all have to say love you everybody love you guys love you my love you guys love you guys love you guys love you Later, Arnold.

Later, Quades. Where are you from, Alf? Melmac. Good.